general-catfish-🐱🐟

[sonic cape]

video

[wide path]

o

[restive trench]

they look a lot like each other

i wouldn't be surpised if you start ac2 with the same armor you end ac2 with

[wide path]

the only part i liked about brotherhood is the guy getting interrupted by a cannon ball mid sex

[restive trench]

woah no spoilers

[wide path]

its in the start of the game

[restive trench]

still >:(

[wide path]

rah

[restive trench]

what is pay gorn

OH

[wide path]

its where you pay gorn

[restive trench]

i get it now

[gloomy urchin]

a minor inconvenience

[vestal vortex]

I can send you proof that i have GTX 1060 but video i ain't gonna send.

[restive trench]

and say gex

[wide path]

anyway why do people in the last rank get fucking annihlated when they give up

they get skeletonised like abyss but their body parts go everywhere

why do you get skeletonised in the real world

[restive trench]

what cpu are you using

[vestal vortex]

i5-7500 Intel

[sonic cape]

then ur credit card photo from both sides

[vestal vortex]

I wish i had one.

[restive trench]

idk if this is a good combo but it probably is idk

[vestal vortex]

This pc is 8 years old.

or idk.

[restive trench]

better than mine

[wide path]

im gonna go grabify grandparents on facebook brb

[vestal vortex]

1060 GTX and i5-7500 Intel core.

[restive trench]

i run a 750 ti, i5 3550 😭

[vestal vortex]

wut...

[restive trench]

yeah

[vestal vortex]

How???

[restive trench]

🤷‍♂️

[vestal vortex]

1060 GTX is actually good, but people just don't know it.

[restive trench]

i run the game at medium, the fps isn't stable but it isn't bad too

[sonic cape]

then
where u live, when ur parents aren't home, where are the money hidden, clear photo of ur front door key

[wide path]

what happened to the old demo bosses

[restive trench]

bro planning a break inn

[sonic cape]

no

[vestal vortex]

You wanna come to Finland?

[restive trench]

i eated them

[wide path]

ra

[sonic cape]

no i wanna proofs i just askd u for

[wide path]

i loev cracking my head on fences

[vestal vortex]

I don't know where i live. I have two house.

[wide path]

LOL I DIED MYSELF IN ABYSS BY CRACKING MY HEAD ON A FENCE

[sonic cape]

tell me both

[vestal vortex]

II is city and other place is Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä (I live close to Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä)

Come here.

[gusty geode]

shortest word in finnish

[vestal vortex]

Mhm.

[gusty geode]

is it near Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch per chance?

[wide path]

me when my hand duplicates and falls off

[vestal vortex]

No.

[gusty geode]

sorry i thought we were at the ridiculously long name convention

[wide path]

can we get brave stand for peasant

[gusty geode]

you can technically do it with the OVRDTH selector mod

[vestal vortex]

Is GTX 1060 good at cinematic mode?

[gusty geode]

i wouldnt imagine so

[vestal vortex]

It is.

[gusty geode]

i have a 3080Ti and it can struggle sometimes

[wide path]

what is thast

[vestal vortex]

I get under 60 fps something and i can beat the boss at level 1 and 2.

[gusty geode]

the game isnt optimised too well atm but in the future it will run fine

[wide path]

they really should put optimisation as high priority

and maybe add more arenas

[gusty geode]

download this and read the instructions

[vestal vortex]

This is true.

[wide path]

did i go too far with this willie btw

this is a game screenshot not gore!!

[gusty geode]

not far enough

[cobalt shoal]

Beautiful.

[ripe pike]

skibidy

[lusty drum]

how did you manage that

[wide path]

skill

also why is my willie so shit at grabbing stuff

[gusty geode]

spiky stick

[gusty geode]

ive noticed the grabbing isnt too good atm

if youre trying to pick something up and something bigger is in your vicinity, it doesnt matter if its closer willie will try to pick it up

[wide path]

once i tried to grab something on the floor but my wille reached for the enemies shield

needless to say my willie got railed

and i just got oneshotted far into baron

[muted hamlet]

Grabbing only works in very low and high tiers imho

And in high tier is straight up boring cause willies fall so easily

[wide path]

and i got knocked out for no reason

[ivory fjord]

such a weird shift in vibe with this chat lol, swaps between cat pictures and then just game images of mutilated willies

[modest cosmos]

@subtle rock

[wide path]

and i got hurt by being tapped by a dead willies sword

[muted hamlet]

Agreed let's start posting mutilated cats and cute willies

[wide path]

im letting this guy die

[modest cosmos]

stop tagging me yapmil

[wide path]

@modest cosmos

[dawn spruce]

what should i do with this dictionary I found at a libary at the dump

[trim copper]

@wide path

[wide path]

claim its vintage

[dawn spruce]

it has GBW in the bottom right corner for me and i got this one for free. Do i sell it

[modest cosmos]

i said yapmil sir

[wide path]

you told him to stop pinging

[dawn spruce]

i’ll say unused

[wide path]

not me

[modest cosmos]

i said yapmil not you

[trim copper]

dawg
he is 15

[modest cosmos]

game is game

[wide path]

crazy

[wide path]

@oak oar

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-fbi-open-up-fbi-open-up-gif-fbi-open-up-memes-gif-17643997039896837640

[trim copper]

dont interrupt their 7 hour vr chat session

[modest cosmos]

im a minor so i can

[trim copper]

ping a different mod

[ivory fjord]

still weird

doesnt make it not weird lol

[modest cosmos]

he asked me to do ts not lying 💔

[trim copper]

lie

[modest cosmos]

wrong

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[gusty geode]

read it

[dawn spruce]

i will repeat it word by word when i finish

[gusty geode]

you never know whatll be in it

[unreal bay]

per law its still illigal, whether of age. minor is a minor

[modest cosmos]

i can think about whatever tf i want

thats not illegal

[autumn forge]

whats illegal

what did i miss

[modest cosmos]

beans 😅💔

[unreal bay]

scroll up

[autumn forge]

what the fuck

[unreal bay]

y u p

[outer oriole]

is it possible to unlock the top most class?

the one above t8

[autumn forge]

yeah just really hard i think

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-working-out-workout-situp-cat-gif-25374202

[stable basin]

good morning

[dawn spruce]

hello sir

[autumn forge]

hello person

[outer oriole]

hi

[ivory fjord]

many a person here has done it and will absolutely give you shit if you start complaining about it

[outer oriole]

what is it?

[indigo hare]

Okay but it’s weird please change it brother man. End of the day you’re both minors, meaning it’s still weird no matter how you feel about it.
Saying thinking about thighs, okay sure. Putting is at as a specific minor in the server is not okay

[ivory fjord]

a special challange where you fight through waves of dudes while getting better weapons and armor you pick up off of your enemies,

then you beat up the baron, if you survive

[outer oriole]

gauntlet?

[ivory fjord]

yeah, an ultimate gauntlet, if you will

[outer oriole]

how do u play it?

[dawn spruce]

i have thighs of steel. Some goalie rocketed it into my thigh full force felt like a feather.

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/skrunkly-meow-epic-cat-cool-flu-gif-25544332

[ivory fjord]

well first you go up to knight in the gauntlet undefeated, then once you beat the 2nd highest tier, you get the chance to fight the baron

[ivory fjord]

once u unlock baron he stays unlocked iirc

[outer oriole]

I cant make it past commoner 😭

[gusty geode]

use two handed sword and stab

[ivory fjord]

commoner is a bit of a hurdle cuz that fight wants you to swordfight, which is hard ofc

[autumn forge]

lowee the npc dmg

[outer oriole]

Idk why I can sword fight easily out of gauntlet

[dawn spruce]

that’s cheating

[outer oriole]

but in gauntlet I cant fight to save my life

[dawn spruce]

what?

[outer oriole]

ur so smart fr

[autumn forge]

some people need extra help sometimea

[ivory fjord]

practice makith perfect

[autumn forge]

duh

[unreal bay]

what

[autumn forge]

i just saw a fucking beaver drive a motocycle down a road

[dawn spruce]

you reacted with a cat

[unreal bay]

so?

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-space-gif-24677200

[outer oriole]

Why did it just throw me into grete champion when I lowered dmg

[dawn spruce]

it is hurtful i’m allergic so is my mother and grandmother

[autumn forge]

lmao

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/running-puppies-viralhog-speeding-sprinting-gif-4041417133751554209

better?

[ivory fjord]

oh god i just ripped the skin off willys back

[dawn spruce]

yes

[ivory fjord]

ohno

[dawn spruce]

my grandmother and my mother and myself are highly allergic to cats

[autumn laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[dawn spruce]

i felt threatened by the past gif

[unreal bay]

lil paws

[dawn spruce]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-yummy-lazy-cat-cheese-gif-16073651

[gusty geode]

is it possible for us to shoot that message out of a cannon?

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-11441177777575212582

[lunar stream]

the bus driver hit the brakes as i was putting my bag on and i hit the plexiglass in front of me with my face 😭

[glossy python]

deserved

[dawn spruce]

i have a big fat black pug

he is no longer fat and now fit pug

[autumn laurel]

let us not dwell on stuff thats already been dealt with

[lunar stream]

thanks

[ivory fjord]

are there gonna be any balance changes to some of the weapons in the next build

[unreal bay]

dweller

[autumn laurel]

dwelln't

[outer oriole]

Chat how am I meant to beat commoner when he has a greatsword and I have a toothpick

[lunar stream]

be better than him

[autumn laurel]

make him eat the toothpick

[outer oriole]

I did

I just shoved it up his eye

[stable basin]

yeah thats a good way of putting it

[outer oriole]

He wasnt very happy

[stable basin]

how’d that work out

[ivory fjord]

with slowmo and practice 😛

[lunar stream]

do it better

[outer oriole]

Well he chopped off my leg after

[cosmic rain]

Me btw if u even care 😔 🥀

[stable basin]

oh yeah i cannot express how helpful slow-mo is now

[outer oriole]

I fell on his sword

[cosmic rain]

Game is game

[ivory fjord]

i havent been using it much since ive been playing in first person lately

[stable basin]

to slow things down and get some critical hits on focus- beautifuk

[ivory fjord]

first person is fun in different ways 😛

[outer oriole]

I accidentally chose a faction with 1 weapon 😭

[cosmic rain]

No I'm the two headed dog. Duuuhhhh.

[outer oriole]

ohh

[ivory fjord]

lmao i got knocked out cuz he fell on me

[outer oriole]

I just cut someones ankle off

[lunar stream]

fight them

[cosmic rain]

He a bigback

[ivory fjord]

yeah thatll win you a lot of games

[stable basin]

there you go

nice

[outer oriole]

AHHHH I JUST SHOVED MY SWORD THROUGH HIS HEAD BY MISTAKE

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/tralalelo-tralalala-gif-9781035983536344817

[ivory fjord]

gave me the tombstone treatment

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[cosmic rain]

Tralalero tralala

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-mods-and-staff-ily-gif-25934904

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

yeah

you got put into the brainrot museum

[outer oriole]

Im giving people compound fractures

[stable basin]

alright cya

[outer oriole]

WAIT MY HALFSWORD JUST CRASHED MID WAY IN GAUNTLET

[stable basin]

exits out back torwards the left

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[outer oriole]

Oh it saved :)

[stable basin]

uhhh turn down the blood i do reckon

[lunar stream]

no it didn't it's a placebo effect

[stable basin]

YEP GOOD NEWS- once you reach the gauntlet it stays until you beat it

its gonna rain over the next few days

yay

not even sarcasm- i just legit love the rain

[gusty geode]

me living in scotland be like: (the couple of days will be 7 consecutive decades)

[outer oriole]

I JUST SURRENDERED CUZ I THOUGHT I WON

[stable basin]

happens to the best of us 🫡

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[ivory fjord]

underrrated movie

[outer oriole]

People who use spikey stick deserve to be tortured

[gusty geode]

fr

[unreal bay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHiQaeAjDEw

[gusty geode]

spiky stick users are nothing compared to pitchfork users

[outer oriole]

Is it mean to cut off their feet when theyre down

[gusty geode]

i never hit them when theyre down (unless they use a pitchfork)

[blissful zenith]

Yo guys, question. Is this game ever going to implement some multi-player?

[outer oriole]

#faq

[idle crest]

Uhhh what if i dont want software raytracing?

[ivory fjord]

dont play UE5 games then lol

[idle crest]

My card is not capable of raytracing lol

Unless its like, voxel raytracing or something.

[ivory fjord]

what card again?

[idle crest]

5700xt

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ko-fight-fighting-club-doubleko-gif-13724212

[ivory fjord]

oof that guy on the right probably wasnt the same after that hit

[gusty geode]

yeah hands out means brain damage usually

[ivory fjord]

yep

that mans career is over

well, probably

[gusty geode]

he probably spoofed his impact test and went on for a little while longer

[ivory fjord]

cte already gonna be doing damage by that point lol

hope he can walk

otherguy is probably fine cuz hes just out cold

[outer oriole]

I just unlocked man at arms

[ivory fjord]

congrat

[gusty geode]

i would find an axe character if i were you lmao

[outer oriole]

uh

a bit too late but I won my first fight

[ivory fjord]

dont man at arms got voulges and billyhooks

[gusty geode]

yeah but the axe works better than most blunt weapons because of the weight detection im pretty sure

[ivory fjord]

yeah axe is kinda silly

you jsut bludgeon people to death if they dont get chopped apart

i like the range and jank you get from the voulge tho. its just to use when u do it right

[idle crest]

oblivion remaster high settings at night vs skyrim at night.

[outer oriole]

BRO

im boutta end it all WHY DOES IT KEEP PUTTING ME IN ABYSS

NO ONE PLAYS ABYSS

How do I get out abyss :(

[stable basin]

because you keep losing sire

[gloomy urchin]

who wants to grab the finest steel

[stable basin]

you gotta beat anyone who crosses your path

[ivory fjord]

survive til you fight the most recent boss

preferably with a candlestick

[outer oriole]

I made it out

I got big spikey stick so I won

I UNLOCKED KNIGHT

What weapon should I use?

[outer oriole]

hello

I need ur opinion on what weapon I should useth

[glossy python]

holy cherry picking

[outer oriole]

ima use big hammer on stick

[idle crest]

Im not cherry picking at all, thats where i am in the game

[glossy python]

your game looks insanely washed out turn down your brightness

[ivory fjord]

fighting plancon guy is normally a chore cuz u gotta make sure you dont become a pincushion

[stable basin]

oh

[ivory fjord]

sometimes you just get lucky tho lol

[outer oriole]

I used big hammer stick

[stable basin]

my bad, i was playing an unblocked game at school

[outer oriole]

crazy

[ivory fjord]

i like using the greatswords. those are always fun

[stable basin]

i already finished the weeks assignment

[ivory fjord]

apparently the big mace is a possible role too, that things good

[subtle rock]

@modest cosmos

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwiyuno-onewism-gif-25667960

[stable basin]

anyways i wish luck regardless what weapon 🫡

[modest cosmos]

yemil fuck you

[ivory fjord]

lol wrong fight

[astral basin]

My school wifi had clash Royale and clash of clans blocked

[ivory fjord]

i remember those days

[slate summit]

dude

my desk is literally just fucking covered with coins

[ivory fjord]

i used to play round with pivot program back in the day

[slate summit]

whenever i go shopping i just chuck the change into my pockets and when i get home i plop it on my desk

[sour sigil]

I wish abyss didn’t crash my game cuz I wanna be able to play the progression

[slate summit]

so now my desk is just fucking full of coins cause im too lazy to pick em all up

[outer oriole]

Fun is for the weak I wanna win

[ivory fjord]

ill take ur coins

[astral basin]

Brokie 💔

[stable basin]

loll

[slate summit]

its just small coins

[ivory fjord]

i prefer the term temporarily embaressed millionaire

[astral basin]

I hope half sword has a battle pass

[idle crest]

Even on ultra with brightness at normal it still just kinda reminds me of a 2014 game.

[sour sigil]

I hope the world explodes if it does

[ivory fjord]

lol i think u underestimate how poor i am

[astral basin]

Game name and download size?

[unreal bay]

cod ah cutscene

[sour sigil]

It’s the oblivion remake

[glossy python]

idk what yorue doing with your game tbh

[astral basin]

What's its size

How many gb

[unreal bay]

120

[ivory fjord]

it do feel that way sometimes

[idle crest]

Its just what max settings looks like

[astral basin]

Fuck no

[unreal bay]

fuck yes

[sour sigil]

125 GB

[idle crest]

This is cherry picking

[astral basin]

That would take like 2 days straight and then some to download

Unironically

[unreal bay]

5 gb is the added horse armor

[glossy python]

"thats just where I am right now"

[outer oriole]

Does great champion surrender if I have a sword to his neck?

[sour sigil]

They added one extra rock

[unreal bay]

try it out

[gloomy crest]

“Dawg im spitting out shit Shakespeare could never write n ur out here giving me your 44th “HELPP” of the day call the ambulance at this point man”

[astral basin]

CS updates. 8gb -removed one barrel

[sour sigil]

Does anyone else have a problem with abyss crashing their game when they die btw?

[astral basin]

No

[ivory fjord]

sometimes people bring it up, usually its a graphics thing. might wanna turn the gore down a smidge

[outer oriole]

My next enemy is the baron I think

[sour sigil]

Yeah I turned gore off completely and ima try and see if that fixed it

[slate summit]

NOOOO NOT THE GORE

Everything but the gore

[sour sigil]

I honestly might need to just upgrade my pc soon

[slate summit]

What are ze specs

hah fail

[gloomy crest]

fr

[idle crest]

Ngl farcry 5 kinda fuckin mogs the oblivion remake in terms of graphics.

[gloomy crest]

bro why is netflix not loading

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/weakness-disgusts-me-senju-gif-13079766

[sour sigil]

Off the top of my head 2070 super 16 gigs of ram ryzen 7

[unreal bay]

you need to pay extra

[gloomy crest]

lol

[astral basin]

Half sword needs to have a deluxe edition that has the premium battlepass for season 1

[slate summit]

Bro if i see anyone people describe their CPU as ryzen 5/7/9 or I3/I5/I7/I9 I WILL KILL SOMEBODY

THESE DESCRIPTIONS MEAN BASICALLY NOTHING JUST SAY THE DAMN GENERATION

aahaahheahehaeheahsehaea´ßeahcas

[sour sigil]

IDK

[slate summit]

why do you remember the most worthless detail

[unreal bay]

Half Sword Willie Deluxe Edition : HSWDE

[idle crest]

farcry 5 still mogs most games though tbh

[sonic cape]

guys

[astral basin]

I have a ryzen 5 and a rtx 30

[slate summit]

thats like me describing the person who robbed me to the police "He had kinda big feet"

IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

[sonic cape]

can i ping mods at modmail? or i have to wait

[astral basin]

How many gb is farcry 5

[slate summit]

stop

im going to chop you up like you are a nice juicy piece of pork belly

[astral basin]

I also have 16 gigs ram

[stable basin]

what did i return to?

[slate summit]

DDR4? DDR5?

What kinda Mhz??

[stable basin]

lemme guess, the average halfsword general chat convo

[astral basin]

And I have a power supply

[slate summit]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-gif-23917579

[astral basin]

Aswell as an AMD4 motherboard

[ivory fjord]

might wanna look into getting more ram. 16 gigs is kinda on the lower end these days

[slate summit]

also 2070 super? Thats a weird fucking choice

[sour sigil]

Alright I’ll prob get 32

[astral basin]

Get 128

[slate summit]

please do so. it changed my life

[slate summit]

MODS PLEASE LET ME KILL HIMMMM

[sour sigil]

Built my computer in 2019 it was my first ever one

[ivory fjord]

32 will do just fine. make sure its ddr5 if you can help it. theyre all pretty cheap

[astral basin]

I lowkey don't have a fan in my pc

[sour sigil]

Lemme see what I can find and I’ll add it to my list

[slate summit]

im gonna do violence on you

[spark quartz]

good lord what a "look at how unique i am" take

[stable basin]

HEY! you cant do that thats mean

[ivory fjord]

kingston ram or corsair

[stable basin]

what

[spark quartz]

KILL ABOM MRGENESIS

KILL HIM HE DESERVES IT

[stable basin]

how does it run for you?

[stable basin]

WHAT DID I DO

[astral basin]

I mean I have a stock cpu cooler and the fans on my gpu ig

[ivory fjord]

that is quite the take lol

[stable basin]

WHY AM I SUDDENLY WORTHY OF DEATH

[idle crest]

If this is the closest thing to disagreement you can do then im obviously right.

[stable basin]

oh

[ivory fjord]

tbf youre playing a REMAKE of a game released in what, 2008?

[slate summit]

ew

[spark quartz]

did you tip your fedora writing this sentence bro sheesh, your claim feels baseless and biased

[astral basin]

Fuck you

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disappointed-disgusting-disgusted-looking-gif-6561690286467128067

[ivory fjord]

and far cry 5 holds its own to this day

[idle crest]

You say that like graphical remakes are held back in any way?

[stable basin]

alright besides being worthy of death though- i got to rank NINE in papas burgeria

[idle crest]

Look at screenshots of both games lol.

[stable basin]

im the head cook chat

[spark quartz]

i dunno why they call it a remaster it's a remake

[astral basin]

Older games just look better than modern AAA games

[spark quartz]

so you haven't played the oblivion remake?

[ivory fjord]

its effectively the same creation engine theyve been using since oblivion, only with an unreal engine fork that takes care of the pretty graphics, etc

[spark quartz]

you've just looked at screenshots

goodness gracious

[ivory fjord]

so yeah, effectively the same to me

[idle crest]

Yeah, they have an entierly new graphical engine for it...

[outer oriole]

Bro im getting so annoyed

[astral basin]

The amount of braindead takes in this chat

[spark quartz]

it's not new it's unreal engine 5

[idle crest]

Uhhh, ive been posting my on screenshots you reprobate.

[outer oriole]

I cant kill the boss on knight and my character falls over every 5 seconds

[spark quartz]

oh of course next time i'll use my psychic powers to know that and also know to scroll up just to better debate you

[lone mica]

I gooned to your left toe nail🌸🌸

[astral basin]

Oblivion is ass anyways play neither version

[astral basin]

Wich toe I got 5

[ivory fjord]

new for bethesda, wahtever that implies. game looks pretty to me anyway. youd be more into the game if you enjoyed the original

[outer oriole]

Uh so the great champion does surrender if u get a weapon to their neck

[idle crest]

I did.

[spark quartz]

looking at the screenshots i never realized how the oblivion remake looks like it has the mexican filter from breaking bad on it

[lone mica]

Yk that big one that’s kinda like leaning?

[idle crest]

My main issue with the remake is that it cant run well under any circumstances.

[astral basin]

No

[lone mica]

Oh wrong foot maybe

[ivory fjord]

yeh. for a remake of a game released almost 20 years ago, id say its a decent pass. they fixed some issues, gave it a remodel, and added neat pretty graphics. sounds like a fun game to me.

[idle crest]

The age of the original is irrelevant, its a remake, they built the assets from scratch.

Shadow of the colossus is a better looking remake of an older game done years ago.

[outer oriole]

I JUST BEAT BARON

I JUST BEAT BARON IN THE MOST SCUFFED WAY EVER

I was basically riding his weapon and then I choked him out

[ivory fjord]

congrat lol

[outer oriole]

I used billhook at the end

[ivory fjord]

love me some billyhook

[outer oriole]

I was gonna cry if I lost on baron

[stable basin]

🫡 congrats

[sweet plaza]

enjoy giving knights big concussions

[tropic dock]

Baron would be fun if it wasn’t so easy and the sword and polearm were not so unwieldy

[outer oriole]

I was dragging a peasant around in carnage using ovrdth selection mod

[stable basin]

i think i respond to too many of these

[outer oriole]

just a bit

[sweet plaza]

beat me

[ivory fjord]

this was a particularly fun scene to stumble on

[ivory fjord]

yeah thats me bout to get tossed by this armored dude

im so fucked that sword is huge xd

[stable basin]

ah

so its normal

good to know

[sweet plaza]

nah it aint normal at all its just ur not the only freak around

[stable basin]

and like this aint even it bro loll

[stable basin]

ah dang

[ivory fjord]

yeeee he got me

[outer oriole]

whats ur yt channel?

[ivory fjord]

brother is chasing me around on this shit

[outer oriole]

I got chased by a guy with half his head gone

[ivory fjord]

had to push him to the ground and hold my hook at his neck so hed finally stop lmao

this game spooky sometimes

terrible

[tropic dock]

Placon

[ivory fjord]

hate plancon smh

[drowsy finch]

Anerica ….

[patent jungle]

[stable basin]

uhhh hold on

lemme just dm you it

[merry wyvern]

Chicken bunny!!!

[stable basin]

fire

[merry wyvern]

Good morning Abom and Rali and Vox

[uneven fox]

what is arrow time when u click f

[slate summit]

give him that glug glug glug

guys can we add the m4 to half sword

[spark quartz]

Oh lord why

[dim lion]

Slow motion!

[spark quartz]

I'm not religious but if Satan was real peeps are his most devious creation

[uneven fox]

ohh ok ty

[merry wyvern]

Good morning poop dragon :)

[tropic dock]

https://tenor.com/view/muye-benito-mussolini-duce-gif-22671105

[spark quartz]

Pooping without needing to wipe afterwards

[merry wyvern]

They taste kinda like cotton candy mixed with sugar and marshmallows

[dim lion]

good morging

[violet garden]

Marshmallow covered in sugar. Good for the first bite or two. Hellish rot for the rest.

[merry wyvern]

I'd say it'd have to be people who pretend to like you and then slowly begin demanding money from you and taking advantage of your generosity

[stable basin]

mornin

[indigo hare]

No political figures please, especially not dictators/controversial ones

[merry wyvern]

That or communism

[merry wyvern]

I wish big Willie was watching me

[outer oriole]

Chat I just cut a guys hand off and then his axe flew around and hit him in the head

[violet garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086506182090440794/1363977639836123246/2025-4-21_16h39min37s_1536x960.png?ex=680b4a6a&is=6809f8ea&hm=78f4e4602eebc0a1a15aee46e28b0374d92ae324b1c89a290cb780511a559bd0&

[gloomy crest]

yeah only a dictator before 1899 just so you can find a loophole

[violet garden]

Big willie

[spark quartz]

It's like egg nog, it's good once and not after for the rest of the night

[astral basin]

My country never had a dictator

[merry wyvern]

You know what's really fun? When you strike upward and make Willie lobotomize himself

[violet garden]

Egg nog is the shit all the time

[merry wyvern]

Which country

[gloomy crest]

what do you like gandalf

[violet garden]

Egg nog

[spark quartz]

For me its good the first cup and no times afterwards lmao

[astral basin]

Mine

[spark quartz]

Although I heard it's good with alcohol

[violet garden]

This is perhaps because of your cowardice and weak disposition

[merry wyvern]

Clearly you're the dictator

[gloomy crest]

do you like egg nog or hate egg nog

[violet garden]

I like egg nog

It is “the shit” is is not “shit”

[gloomy crest]

so if i gave you egg nog would you eat it

[astral basin]

What's egg nog

[gloomy crest]

oh yea i just read that now

[violet garden]

I would drink it. If you gave me solid egg nog I’d call the authorities

[copper tusk]

HOW DO YOU BECOME A GIANT BRO? 😭

[stable basin]

holiday drink

[violet garden]

Years in the lab

[dreamy ginkgo]

mods?

[gloomy crest]

but i thought you hated the authorities

[stable basin]

i think heck idk that much about it

[merry wyvern]

Egg nog is nog made of eggs

[violet garden]

Not my picture

[spark quartz]

Why do you wound me so

[violet garden]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

[dreamy ginkgo]

howd you manage to do it then if it isnt mods

[violet garden]

I am a malicious being

[violet garden]

Forced perspective and a little bit of magic

[merry wyvern]

It's not his Willie

[gloomy crest]

but what if you called the opposite of the authorities

are they your friend

[dreamy ginkgo]

so its photoshopped in there

i see

[merry wyvern]

No

[astral basin]

Show me your willie

[spark quartz]

What's does your name mean

[merry wyvern]

Not photoshopped just not his Willie

[spark quartz]

Quin we just met

[gloomy crest]

sam gave me this wretched name because i kept on saying "js".

[dreamy ginkgo]

its obvious that it isnt real

[astral basin]

We've know each other for like 4 months

[spark quartz]

You can change your name btw 😭

[spark quartz]

Have we? I feel as if we haven't interacted much 😭

[merry wyvern]

No it's real, it's just not his gameplay

[astral basin]

I was banned for a month so prolly

[spark quartz]

Oof what was your crime

[merry wyvern]

What did you do Quin

[uneven fox]

fart on me

[astral basin]

Making a joke about half sword being a crypto miner

[spark quartz]

💀

[astral basin]

It is not a crypto miner guys

[outer oriole]

I just buried a greatsword into someone by hitting it with a tiny hammer

[uneven fox]

how do u do that

[spark quartz]

For some reason I feel as if there is more to the story

[outer oriole]

how

[merry wyvern]

Praetorians!!!

Take them awAAAyyy!

[copper tusk]

not my footage, ask @wooden olive

[astral basin]

Nah

[merry wyvern]

He is naturally well endowed.

[outer oriole]

hmmmm

[astral basin]

Well he thought it was real and apparently deleted half sword for some reason

Fucking dumbass 🥀

[merry wyvern]

Bro met a dude with zero intelligence stat

[astral basin]

That's most of yall

[outer oriole]

who

[violet garden]

They would probably also offer my solid egg nog

[astral basin]

How many gb is cs2?

[merry wyvern]

Draw your sword and face me, you silver tongued wretch! Enguarde!

[gloomy crest]

what if the authorities likes solid egg nog

[spark quartz]

Bro thinks he's Henry of skalitz

[violet garden]

I will punch them in their teeth

[outer oriole]

Chat I just killed willie on the front page now im in the void

[gloomy crest]

but they have guns

[merry wyvern]

Me when my favorite character in a game shit talks me so I quickly save

[violet garden]

Not if I called the fire department

[merry wyvern]

Big Willie letting Willie ride on his bicep

Truly romantic

[astral basin]

Dawg it's 47gb wtf

That's atrocious

[gloomy crest]

but what if they have solid egg nog too

[merry wyvern]

What is

[astral basin]

Cs2

[gloomy crest]

and so do the ambulances

[outer oriole]

how

[violet garden]

I told you. Punch teeth.

[merry wyvern]

Lucky fucker for me it's like 80 deadass

[astral basin]

Tf

[gloomy crest]

what if they fight back

[outer oriole]

Guys did this game ever have a version with like human grinders and stuff

cuz I played a game like this before and it has grinders and other stuff

[astral basin]

Can I make money with cs2

[calm relic]

titan baron

[merry wyvern]

Yeah

[slate summit]

IS THIS SHIELD CALLED MOHAMMED ALI

IT KNOCKS ME DOWN WITH THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH

[outer oriole]

Hoowwwwww :(

me want to

[merry wyvern]

You have two choices. Get good or make skins.

I'm too lazy to make skins so you've got a decent chance.

[astral basin]

So I buy shit skins and then pay streamers to play with them raising the price and my profits

[wide path]

dude this game is so fucking ass 🙏 i hit a guy 5 times with a big weapon and hes fine, he pokes me in the knee with a spear and i curl up and die

[calm relic]

fighting eldritch horrors

[merry wyvern]

Do not fucking do that

[astral basin]

Why

[night kraken]

Gamble

[merry wyvern]

BECAUSE I WANNA BUY SKINS

[astral basin]

You're jealous

Same

[merry wyvern]

Do not ruin the economy you asshole 😭

[astral basin]

What's the chance for a knife

[merry wyvern]

Literally 0.0001%

[night kraken]

100% if you believe you'll get it

[astral basin]

Are yoh fr

[merry wyvern]

Yes

[violet garden]

Do not care I hit them all

[night kraken]

it's a mindset thing, short-term vs long-term yk

[astral basin]

It's rarer than a shiny pokemon

[merry wyvern]

You'll likely drop like 800 bucks minimum before you pull a knife

[wide path]

what the fuck is it with this game not caring about when i hit them like a truck but killing me with love tapss

[night kraken]

in the short-term you'll~~ lose ~~invest 100$ but in the long-term you'll profit eventually

[calm relic]

skill issue

[merry wyvern]

Also if you make cs2 skins you have to fill out a tax document

[astral basin]

So I have to buy low sell high to get money to gamble

[merry wyvern]

No one is going to buy shit skins if you over price them

[dreamy ginkgo]

HOW PLEASE TELL ME HW

[astral basin]

I mean it's the market. It goes up and down

[dreamy ginkgo]

HOW

[astral basin]

Naturally

[merry wyvern]

Shit skins don't go up

[dim lion]

I-- what??

[merry wyvern]

They stay around like 10 cents

[slate summit]

i think he means meat grinders

[astral basin]

Then I buy good skins at low prices and then sell them at high prices

[dim lion]

they are using mods

[outer oriole]

There was a game that was exactly like this but with grinders

[slate summit]

i wanna throw willy into the grinder

[astral basin]

I wanna grind on willie

[merry wyvern]

Bro played half sex and was grinding on Willie 😭

[dim lion]

this is the team's first game.

[outer oriole]

idk then

[dim lion]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[astral basin]

He's thinking about this one gore vr game

[dim lion]

gorn?

[merry wyvern]

Man I gotta shit

[astral basin]

Send me a pic

[outer oriole]

I dont have vr

[astral basin]

Actually don't fucking send me a pic

[merry wyvern]

Manpoops, guide me

[dim lion]

bungus

[trim copper]

he is talking about the game having grinders to grind willie into meat in it

[merry wyvern]

Didn't plan to you freak

[dim lion]

I was gonna say like he's one of the few people in this chat that probably would

[astral basin]

I got my A level exams in 5 days and I didn't study at all so far

🔥

[night kraken]

Gmod map

[outer oriole]

it wasnt gmod

[merry wyvern]

Ngl

[trim copper]

into what

[dim lion]

fire

[merry wyvern]

Taking a shit

[night kraken]

can i have a picture 👉 👈

[astral basin]

Into a grinder

[outer oriole]

bro am I going insane

[dim lion]

Is this is the trainer mods new update? Or a different mod?

[trim copper]

you just gotta relax
no need to rush

[outer oriole]

what mod is

[harsh mason]

peak parenting

[calm relic]

new enhancer mod

[merry wyvern]

No

[gloomy crest]

friggin packet yo

[night kraken]

pretty please?

[astral basin]

Who want my phone number?

[merry wyvern]

I only send shit pics to my inner friend group

[dim lion]

I heard about that one being tested

[night kraken]

:(

[dim lion]

no

[astral basin]

Why not

[dim lion]

[harsh mason]

i want to send shit pics here considering theres a horse poop update

[merry wyvern]

Because everyone in my inner friend group is 18 over over. Besides one guy but he's not in the same group chat as where me and my adult friends hang out

[dim lion]

International charges

[merry wyvern]

Bro

[dim lion]

that's just one reason

[astral basin]

I'm getting charged? With what bro

[harsh mason]

iphone charger

[dim lion]

yeah ... Yeah that's what I meant

[outer oriole]

where download :)

[merry wyvern]

Costs more money to make international calls

[night kraken]

nexus

[dim lion]

nothing like extra fees on my phone plan or anything

[harsh mason]

Black market

[slate summit]

Going crossguard-deep in this poor mans throat while hitting a zesty pose

[outer oriole]

what it called?

[astral basin]

Yea stick a powerline up my ass

[outer oriole]

oh wait im dumb NVM

[merry wyvern]

Mobile charger

[astral basin]

Let's move on

[harsh mason]

why reply have no Ping

[astral basin]

I'm downloading cs2 rn it should be done in around 12 hours

[merry wyvern]

Deadass we need ping reply back so I don't reply to the wrong person

I need my yellow paint to navigate discord

[astral basin]

I don't want to ping too many people

[night kraken]

cowardice

[astral basin]

My dog fucking stinks

[merry wyvern]

Chat

[harsh mason]

cowardice after bravefire enters the room

[merry wyvern]

Fuck I shouldn't have eaten those peeps Jesus Christ

[astral basin]

Let me guess. You're constipated

[merry wyvern]

No

[astral basin]

Nvm the opposite

[night kraken]

I can help with that

[merry wyvern]

No

[night kraken]

i know a guy

[mystic marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312055476988674128/1360769187278098482/IMG_4045.gif

[harsh mason]

no you dont

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-lesbian-eyebrow-raise-question-hmmm-gif-13217654194543056125

[harsh mason]

why does your discord have a big forehead

[merry wyvern]

I'm already immune to constipation with the amount of times Ubisoft has rammed a shit game up my ass.

Every time I turn my Xbox on I get an ad for shadows

[night kraken]

he told me he was a constipation expert though

[harsh mason]

download for honor trust me

[astral basin]

Ubisoft is so fucking ass

[night kraken]

it's average for its time

[merry wyvern]

We went from AC Mirage to Shadows of a Good Franchise like what are we doing bro

[astral basin]

I pray for ubisofts downfall

[harsh mason]

Snal Aex

[astral basin]

AC hasn't been good for a decade wdym

[night kraken]

downfall? fall? titanfall 3 confirmed?

[merry wyvern]

Bro did what to the snails

[harsh mason]

okay the rpg games were trash EXCEPT origins

[merry wyvern]

Ngl in retrospect Odyssey, Valhalla and Mirage are pretty good

[astral basin]

Are pretty mid

[merry wyvern]

It's just odyssey and Valhalla aren't good AC games, without the AC name they'd be better

[astral basin]

Ubisoft is just painfully mid

[harsh mason]

odyssey and valhalla just dont fit into the ac theme

[dim lion]

mfw I see trending game on Xbox home page like they've done since the 360?!

[merry wyvern]

Neither does the current Shadows. The og concept was much better

[astral basin]

Will half sword have people of color?

[merry wyvern]

Yeah

[harsh mason]

mirage tried to recreate the vibe of ac1 but it wasj ust bland and of course

[astral basin]

And women

[harsh mason]

rpg system how surprising lol

[dim lion]

Odyssey was heat tho let's be honest— stuff after that kinda started to fall off

[merry wyvern]

Probably not there weren't barely any in Europe at the time the game takes place

[spark quartz]

Blueberry I wanted to ask

Is it difficult?

[harsh mason]

i think i only disliked the ship stuff

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[astral basin]

Such a goofy

[merry wyvern]

Probably not fighters because again there were rarely female fighters and idk it just wouldn't feel right in my opinion to chop a woman up in the arena

[night kraken]

lowkey hated the desert ones especially with how much more emphasized the RPG elements were

[dim lion]

it was a different take on the genre, was neat. Its open world and allows you to take on the challenge of facing higher level enemies if you want. Each area has certain levels and such, so if you risk venturing into higher level areas, you can come out with some good rewards

[astral basin]

Lowkey that's a point

[harsh mason]

the graphics,fighting animations and other environmental stuff were pretty good i cant lie but its just the naval stuff that kinda made me dislike it but it wasnt really that necessary in the game so yeah its most of an 8/10 ac game for me

[plain scroll]

good games but they shouldnt have the assassins creed franchise attached to them

[dim lion]

yeah I didn't like origins either tbh

[astral basin]

Will the full game have sex scenes including gay sex? Like cyberpunk

[merry wyvern]

AC Midigins

[harsh mason]

yeah as much as i hate saying that since literally every ac fan says the same thing, very true

[dim lion]

Odyssey fit in lore wise tho if you actually played it

[merry wyvern]

Or as the enemies in game call him

Ekilo

[spark quartz]

MANTIC MY BELOVED

[astral basin]

Best AC game was Unity fr

[calm relic]

ayy dio audi tour

[dim lion]

Brotherhood was def my favourite

[harsh mason]

anything that isnt odyssey and valhalla dont really deserve to be in the ac franchise not because theyre bad but theyre barely even related to the game itself lol

[merry wyvern]

Mantits bussy typing???

[merry wyvern]

Yes

I have the secret super beta alpha sex build

[gloomy urchin]

hi fartberry hi mantits

[plain scroll]

yea but it doesnt play the sane as the other ACs

[merry wyvern]

Gay sex is coming to half sword

[gloomy urchin]

i go sleep goobnight fartberry goobnight mantits goobnight chat

[plain scroll]

SILLY HEAD MY BELOVED

[merry wyvern]

Good night despite it being morning

[harsh mason]

only thing i remember being somewhat relevant to the lore in odyssey is kassandra being an ancestor and the spear being an isu artifact but i dont remember anything in valhalla

[dreamy ginkgo]

WHERE HOW TELL ME

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cerbervt-cerber-vtuber-gif-15338096763498186196

[dim lion]

I mean fair but at the same time it's also optional if you want to be an assassin type build or just run in guns blazing

[dreamy ginkgo]

which one 😔

[dim lion]

I liked the boss fights

[plain scroll]

im always typing you just dont see

[dim lion]

Enhancer mod

[astral basin]

I like the one AC game where the guy kills his son for some reason

[merry wyvern]

In my defenss

[harsh mason]

origins?

[astral basin]

Bussy???

[merry wyvern]

I'm like brain dead

[dim lion]

That was odyssey I believe

[harsh mason]

the egyptian one or

[plain scroll]

hi manshits

[outer oriole]

How does one make themself big with the mod?

[merry wyvern]

Gym

[harsh mason]

odyssey is where the father drops him off a cliff or something but sdoesnt die

origins is where the mc accidentally killed his son but

[dim lion]

actually yes that was odyssey, 100%. You chose either the male or female character, and the opposite will get tossed off a cliff by dad.

[dreamy ginkgo]

is it just called "enhancer mod" ?

[harsh mason]

i dont remember any other ac games having the mc kill their son

[dim lion]

Yuh think so

Nexus

[astral basin]

No the one where he stabs him

[slate summit]

dawg i got instakilled by this slice in the leg. IT DIDNT EVEN CUT MY LEG OFF

Instakilll??????ßß

[dim lion]

I don't remember that

[harsh mason]

yeah but alexios/kassandra survives so they dont really coutn as killed

[dreamy ginkgo]

nexus???

[merry wyvern]

Bro got asked, "Gay son or OF daughter and took that shit seriously" lmao

[dim lion]

[harsh mason]

hes talking about origins

[merry wyvern]

Threw her ass into the ocean

[harsh mason]

bayek misses his stab and hits his son instead

so its origins

[calm relic]

Grok, jerk it a little.

[merry wyvern]

Skill issue

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/assassins-creed-fortnite-among-us-distraction-henry-stickman-gif-25928263

[harsh mason]

its the one where the mc is being restraint by a bunch of guys then tries to attack but accidentally hits his son right?

[dim lion]

Ahh I didn't finish Origins

[astral basin]

Either way I'm getting head

[dim lion]

Even tho I bought the full version

Kekw

[astral basin]

Actually nvm that

Ignore that

[merry wyvern]

Ngl though I do respect the dad for that I'd take a gay son over an OF daughter any day of the week

[dull quartz]

Wtf

[astral basin]

Ignore that

[dull quartz]

I dont think I will

[astral basin]

Was kinda out of pocket ignore it

[merry wyvern]

Can't wait for the Willie Fleshlight to be restocked

[harsh mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-coma-gif-1227282216097103455

[merry wyvern]

My hairs kinda gross gonna hop in the shower in like an hour or so

[dim lion]

I made my own

[astral basin]

You shower?

[harsh mason]

dont

[merry wyvern]

Based

[harsh mason]

youre gonna get stripped off of your half sword license

[dull quartz]

How much?

[dim lion]

.44 magnum

[merry wyvern]

If I have to choose between half sword and my hair not feeling like a slug, I'm choosing my hair not feeling like a slug I cant do it

[astral basin]

In cs2 can you get banned in the chat

[merry wyvern]

Yes

[dim lion]

Yes

[astral basin]

And in the voice chat?

[dull quartz]

Your payment is a 44 mag?

[harsh mason]

yes

[harsh mason]

depends

[astral basin]

Smh dude

[harsh mason]

you only get banned if your sentence doesnt contain a slur

[dim lion]

nah that's what I used to make the hole

[astral basin]

Shit. I never use slurs

And never will

[dull quartz]

Fuck man, same

[astral basin]

How many cheaters are there

[mortal imp]

bruh i cant handle the shit anymore

[dim lion]

#work-in-progress be like

[crude quarry]

hi fucking guys

[dim lion]

what with the hostility out the gate 😭✋

[astral basin]

I don't fuck

[merry wyvern]

OwO try not to yap challenge

[harsh mason]

whos fucking guys is he new here??

[dim lion]

You're like #2 yapper here

[crude quarry]

yes fucking man

[dim lion]

you have no grounds to stand on Sourkraut

[merry wyvern]

And don't you fucking forget it.

[dim lion]

You think I can with that shrill voice piercing my ears?

[crude quarry]

i fucking hate sourkarut!

[indigo hare]

Sit down young man I’m the real no lifer number 1

[dim lion]

[astral basin]

Oof man. That's a small spelling mistake

[merry wyvern]

If you don't like it then leave Galaxy's harem

[dim lion]

keep telling yourself that pal he's my man

[astral basin]

Ban mcwonder imo

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mhi’ya-miya-miyha-iman-le-gif-12343990411991729820

[mortal imp]

i genuinly cannot beat spears for the life of me

[astral basin]

Erm

[merry wyvern]

Funny considering you're not the one on it every night though so what's that say about you

[mortal imp]

i just do not understand how to fight against then

[harsh mason]

Block

or leave them on read

[mortal imp]

please spare me the lecture

[dim lion]

I tend to wait until they do an overhead rather than stabbing motion, safer

[dull quartz]

10/10 explanation

[dim lion]

You can get past their dangerous tip that way

[crude quarry]

you fucking guys are gonna see alot of me around here [my fucking sibling and father is sick dont wanna shout and wake em up so no gaming!]

[dim lion]

Can I change your name to "The Fucking Guy"

it just seems

fitting

[mortal imp]

well they dont really do that

[dull quartz]

Indeed

[merry wyvern]

Deadass bro is not the black silence

[mortal imp]

at least not in time

[crude quarry]

ill fucking do it for you

[merry wyvern]

Just rush them honestly that's what I do

[astral basin]

Guy fawking

[dull quartz]

Yeah

[crude quarry]

im now the fucking guys

[mortal imp]

that must be the quickest way to die

[merry wyvern]

I usually beat them

[harsh mason]

i think you mean: you fucking guys fucking are fuckign gonna fucking see fucking alot fucking of fucking me fucking around fucking here fucking [fucking my fucking fucking sibling fucking and fucking father fucking is fucking sick fucking dont fucking wanna fucking shout fucking and fucking wake fucking em fucking up fucking so fucking no fucking gaming!] fucking

[crude quarry]

fucking guy*

[dim lion]

I find it more common with the pitchforks tbf, but sometimes they will !

[mortal imp]

yea those suck too

[dim lion]

how to lose spleen privileges

[merry wyvern]

Your best bet against spears is another long weapon

[astral basin]

Overall the game just kinda janky

[crude quarry]

im going to fucking fuck you sexualy in the fucking ass if you keep being so fucking good with your fucking fingers

[dull quartz]

FUCK pitchforks

[merry wyvern]

What

[indigo hare]

Sigh..

[dim lion]

okay listen pal reel it back it's a 13+ chat

[dull quartz]

In a good way tho

[indigo hare]

there it is

[dim lion]

[crude quarry]

im so fucking sorry!

[indigo hare]

Only a matter of time before fucking guy becomes fucking banned

[dim lion]

u better be

[indigo hare]

Ha

[harsh mason]

hey there pal... watch out with your words, buddy. Don't make me ping big boy frank, to be frank hes gonna be real real franky

[indigo hare]

That was smooth

[merry wyvern]

Coming from the guy who made a Willie Fleshlight and then sent it to the chat

[crude quarry]

y-you see im a dum dum

and fuckign new

[indigo hare]

Yes we are exempt from the rules

[dim lion]

that's greenlit okay I can't stop what Pierrot talks about he's our investor

If he wants willielight, we shall get it

[merry wyvern]

Yaaay

@ Pierrot Willie Fleshlight when please

[harsh mason]

can someone please make one of the devs or maybe even king frank have an opinion on my horse poop throwing game mode

[astral basin]

What

[indigo hare]

No, never ever

[dull quartz]

Best part of the game is chopping people in half with a garden hoe tbh

[dim lion]

[harsh mason]

dude come on man

[astral basin]

Make this server 18+ pls

[dim lion]

Don't do that

[harsh mason]

its literally in the latest update

[indigo hare]

No!!!!!!

[crude quarry]

good fucking idea

[dull quartz]

It would be pretty funny

[harsh mason]

can i dm frank

[astral basin]

Ain't you like 14

[merry wyvern]

I don't want to see uncensored dick and balls everyone time I open the chat

[astral basin]

I do

[crude quarry]

yes i fucking am

[merry wyvern]

Freak

[indigo hare]

If it was 18+ we would lose more than half the server

[dim lion]

you can but no promises he will reply

[indigo hare]

On top of this

[astral basin]

Weed out the bad peoplr

[dim lion]

I'm fine with that

[crude quarry]

but i have better fucking things to do

[mortal imp]

how do i stop falling over every other fight

[astral basin]

But we'd lose sam

[dull quartz]

Who has their real age on anything?

[dim lion]

18+ chat does NOT mean it's okay to send dicknballs for the record

[indigo hare]

Being under 18 doesn’t make you bad!

[mortal imp]

its like my willie CONSTANTLY trips over his own leg

[stable basin]

whats even going on

[astral basin]

Tbh idk how sam Is even a mod

[merry wyvern]

Sams just him

[dim lion]

he was grandfathered in

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-15067477579594302441

[indigo hare]

He was before their was an age limit

[merry wyvern]

Aight brb chat

[crude quarry]

i said fucking sorru