#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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Yeah frier says it a lot
straighten yourself 💀
I dont think its possible.
5'11
im offering a solution to bros problem
You need to pull all the e-freaks so you get turned off by everyone equally
Zamn
never problem solve again
ur not trying hard enough
I have the same problem only nobody pays attention to me at all
Nah people like me until they know me personally and then they all realise im a fuckin nutcase.
Bro lowkey looks like an oblivion guard
Stabbing feels even harder in this game than in real life
How foolish of you. Truly mind-boggling.
so far i see you as a chill well informed person
true
Holy shit a Lithuanian
I literally do not have the ability to pick up on hints, so I couldn’t tell you if anybody was ever interested in meee
YEAH
Oblivion remake…
I never figured out stabbing, did you
I am a femboy aim trainer master, do not test me
Same fr although I don't think anybody does in generql
I know some women who i think are pretty but i really dont think id ever want to be more than friends with them, im just not interested.
I threaten to banish people to your country but I'm sure it's very nice there
imagine they are boys
Is it that good? I was thinking about buying it myself for personal use.
stop pushing the joke bro it's ass 💔
John Wick more like John Who
I cant pick up on hints at all either, im usually going off of what people tell me
hes still responding
God above I love this gif
What if I said im very interested ive always felt some way bout u would u pick up on that
yesterday v today
Yeahhh thats just how it goesssss :(
im not dumb enough for that to work
as long as he didn't block you yet it's all good 
Thats when they get the amazing response of “okay”
imagine you are dumb enough for that to work
just love people for who they are not whats in their pants
-# (I am aromantic)
in real life or in game
i love lots of people, just not in that way.
i always drop a nice “Thanks”
stop discriminating love based on gender idk
id assume they're joking
i never drop those words, i don't respond because i don't get told to in the first place 🔥
In game but tbh I am just not good with any weapon irl
Thats what being gay is my man.
tuff
i have figured out both
no cus that means u only like boys so u discriminating
aro is tuff
any TIPS ? get it ? tip ?
My response to a flirt so obvious that i pick up on it is to ignore it and pretend i didnt hear it.
what if I did puppy eyes and all
alt
left handed grip
r u also aro wtf
sometimes a one handed one
aro?
mantic
yeah I been trying I just always aim f way wrong
Goated response, 10/10. Mine is, once again, some variation of “okay”
it’s funny to know like almost all these men are big cuddly teddy bears
"K."
nah i dont think so
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
”
“i dunno man”
lock on
bro has dementia
Oh come on nobody has said that to you. 😂
“Okay” is how I respond to just about everything
No but someone here did try the ol’ “woman points” trick
whats that
(I have no idea what that means to this day)
the what
"no because i ascended from hell!" they will just go away
ill try some more later
It was so nightmarishly awkward
thats kind of funny tbh
😭
are you talking ab the guy that was highk creeping on u and everybody had to actually tell him to knock it off
whhhat are womenn token
I thought it was a bit until they said they were flirting </3
huh
I LOVE YOU WITH A PASSION
Ive been nightmarishly awkward to people tbf
bro gave you reputation points
Wanna see willie smiling??
mainly one person
i am fifteen
LMFAO
There was this one which stuck with me
(They thought I was someone else somehow)
i gotta wait 30 minutes to put it in photogeaphy
discord mods being discord mods
why bro disliked my image
libel
riddle
What does this mean.
Liberal? No politics.
Hawk
the answer is in the dictionary
"my little refrigerator" 😭
if i get a gf and she calls me that i will hit that ignore button
I HAVE NO IDEA :(((
they said they call their girlfriend that for some reason ???????
Whaunstsuwwis THATS WHAT IM SAYINGNFNGJF
I guess maybe their relationship is built on food.
Fr?
he actually said that
i guess? I genuinely cannt figure it outttt
edgy way of calling her cool (he should've called her hot instead(
15 birthday punches
Hdehehszb noiauaur nooo
had a guy try to basically stalk me once, although he was really bad at it
for real ..
Oh!
Fell for the "crowd of people wearing the same exact hoodie" trick?
I coughed and absolutely spit water all over my keyboard but I cleaned it up quick enough
yeah he just goes "hello my little kettle
"
Must have been a goody two shoes to get mod
it even rhymes
Hello my little dryer <3
i know how to find people so its good im not a stalker, id be really good at it lol
it was back when this server was the wild west
was he a baddie
"Hello my little neutrally charged particle"
I was 13 gang
Hello my little oklahoma machine <3
nah, he liked the 12th doctor most from dr who which is genuinely a massive red flag for me.
i dont watch
peter capaldi is awesome
i don’t understand
I was 13 at that age…
They should make more roles for peasants.
I meant u
our date is cancelled
I was NOT 13
i was born at a very young age...
its a fitting role for you
I'd take anything
alr beggar
Baaa there should be a sheeeep role a role for sheeep baaaaaa
hello my little rtx 5090 plugged into a ps under 1k watts
i was 14
I genuinely could not date someone who likes peter capaldi dr who, nomatter how attractive they are.
Hello my little servo skull
I just don't wanna be red no mo
i turned 15 in 2024
there where no sheep in 15cen (joking)
what even is that 💀
Whats wrong with peter capaldi tf
no way me too i wonder if we have the same bday
They hadn’t been invented by the welsh yet :(
whos servo
steven moffat.
welshish sheppe
oh damn
hey you guys got some coin?
i got wares
I should learn welsh……
i tried learning welsh its shit
How’s elsweyr :)
yean....
i need few lockpicks thanks
Mods are much younger then I had thought, honestly I thought they were 18-25 years old
It looks it….
learn german
poop12
They mostly are, Sam is the acception
its basically just like english
al the other ones are
apart from all ways in which it isnt
chyeah
Thats what its supposed to be
my chem teacher is welsh and speaks it
I must plug #1361016977866494096
like the completely different sentence structure
precisely
scratches chin
i want to learn latin not because im interested but because i want to go to a college associated with etymology
Moai is 30 with 3 kids
Das der die 
thinking monkey
Nothing weird just really surprising
yeah he's 30 BC
I wanna learn frisian
i am the only mod like this
dont know man i was born an raised in a vat of skooma aedra know where
The ONLY reason to learn welsh is if you live in wales. Most welsh people dont even speak welsh themselves.
Lmao thats fair
Shouldnt this be in the gameplay footage threads like literally every other guild???
Smh 
I wanted to learn polish until I looked at polish
i live a five minutes drive from wales and i cant even be arsed learning that language.
whatever.
but u rite
Headbutting is literally what I was built for baaa
i react to anything i find funny
Watch owie. and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
Now that the server bussin look st my creative
react
wow
what a coincidence
I just posted a clip about violently killing someone with a candelabra
Now that is one good meme
This is the soundtrack to being skinned alive for the sungod.
this is funny but could be funnier if it was more concise
brevity is wit
skibtuaigma
abomination
Fuck you (respectfully)
constructive criticism it was
I'm either getting glazed or hated on in my eyes.
i hate this
if its cake why i get sick from eating it
why
u
it humanizes the urinal cake
why are you dehumanizing it
Wtf am I looking at?
You right now.
poop12
classic
Markiplier laughed at this and so should you
IM A KNIGHT LORD WILLIE I AM A KNIGHT
montepelier
hello my name is welcome
Jaundiced
i laughed enough at that 8 years ago.
Ralil more like galil
most of them go with the one on the right
7.62x51 reference
wrong one
Bo2 zombies buried
Counter strike
Galil ?
galil
Me when the eldtrich horror hits :)
where is femmboy
galil of fill
hello bluebarey
Do you need a hospital ?
Blueberry What
idk why this is funny
Damn discord doesn't pick up my sick skills
@dim lion wanna buy my art?
I dinnae ken where this is, but I do know where the other dog gif happens
peak spitting indeed
no I'm in crippling debt please help
GOD PLEASE FUCKING COMMISSION ME TO DRAW YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PELEJAAGAUWSE
what was the first part you were saying?
sorry chat I’m bored :(
oh yeah you didn't pay me for being your henchmann
This gotta pop off eventually
I dunno where this gif happens, but I know the other one happens south of Riverside
Discord individually scanning every voice recording and meticulously removing all bass just to fuck with everyone.
send the other one
Do you hench?
My voice is too powerful for discord to fuck with me
lol, do you want the mod?
Big bird
Naur
i should get a wage at the minimum of 10 billion usa an hour
OOOORRRRRR you can buy with a special piss colored role named Modteam 
new zealand impression?
Das ist shuin
Yaur :)
i hench every man i see
(Antonym of Naur)
hi
every night I'm shufflin
so is my spotify
Heres a useful project zomboid mod for yall https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3426448380&searchtext=
i have fuckall else todo other than wait
lets hope it doesn't run like dogshit
I prefer gunpoint redemption
I hope this will get fixed 😭
because damn this is funny
do they have real life version of this mod
jk jk jk
Yes
I use it for a quick death
At least, in America they do
painless
Thank god for kitchen nightmares being free on youtube
Its saving my lifeee
too real
I was straight up jorking willy's nuts 😭
who
Unless you miss.
In project zomboid you can overdose lol, drugs are hard to find tho
Perfect for doing paper work tooo
HOW. TELL ME HOW.
Gordon ramsay yelling at idiot restaurant ownersss
Eat pills and alcohol
i showed my mum kitchen nightmares, she complains how mean he is whilst laughing at how mean he is
seems nice
HellsKitchen too
I can do my favorite hobby in a video game now. Amazing.
Lmfao thats fairsies
Honestly I can’t blame him for getting mad seeing all the ridiculous shit he has to go through on the daily lmao
does nobody will question this 😭 ?
What
my mum tells me i sound like him when im angry
Just look at the video, and specifically my right arm
it works just like intended
You need to scream about something being overcooked, or undercooked, or overseasoned, or under seasoned
Not really a bug tbh
Whats wrong with it ??
Kitchen nightmares is also specifically edited and filmed that way for American audiences isn't it?
He isn't normally mean unless he has to be
i dont know
i was just jorking willie's nuts
It 100% is
UK kitchen nightmares is better for actually watching
I remember that edited video with hellskitchen
but its breaking bad and remembered this part
glad im watching breaking bad because i understand the memes now
I UNDERSTAND THE MEMEEEEEEES
Waterphone sound effect
i no
something is wrong with my phone, keeps randomly spazzing out and auto pressing buttons, im really surprised it hasn't called anyone by accident yet.
gonna go sleep now, goodnight chatto i wish you all the best except rali cause she SHORT
Goodnight pooks
ghost-touch?
its normal problem for phones
yeah
When something is fucking up I usually just turn it off and charge it.
idk what causes it
but its hella annoying, i have it too
On god
if my finger-action doesnt work i just turn off the phone and turn it back on
my phone is kinda old now
i just turn off the screen and turn it back on, probably a problem with screen protector
if you went off of my phone and my car youd think im poor
I have uploaded the folder to one drive. I can now access it anytime, anywhere.
I AM UNSTOPPABLE (unless I get 1984)
old...
lod...
LOW...
LOWWW TAPERRRR FADEEEEE
my phone is so shit opening wifi makes it overheat and crash
my phone looks ancient but im the kind of guy to drop £60 on a pair of nice leather gloves only to use them in swordfighting and get them damaged.
If you accidentally delete it or one drive, or if one drive simply stops being supported it will delete all instances of it across time and space.
Im also the kind of guy to wear leather gloves instead of gauntlets because they feel nicer, risking getting my hand damaged.
Discord keeps failing to send my messages until after I turn my wifi off and back on again.
I FUCKING HATE IT BECAUSE ONCE YOU NOTICE IT ONCE ITS FOREVER
rali slide me a copy of oblivion remaster
lowk might sail seas i dont got no fuckin $50
wow i wonder what that secret speak means, couldnt be talking about piracy right?
couldnt possibly
u pmo twin
Hi
idgaf yfm
I fornicate with you mother on a regular basis
Aren't there more private less right in frontof the moderator ways to do the thing
sigh bow
hey what in the fregginsons did i do wrong pal
hope u get stuck in traffic lowk
yip yap
i cant hear you
respect your elders
double reply is insane
erm akshually that was my 32 mbps router struggling to send signals from the other solar system soooo
97% downloaded aaauuugh
yeah you better stinky
dont make me dude the dave you
no it was you replying to the same message twice
image being born in the nineteen hundreds
Ok
@drowsy finch maryland live footage
Certified "real" moment.
unverified "fake" event.
Certified "public execution" occurrence.
i fuckn hate it when that happens
I synced my pc to iCloud meaning that I can access my MD folder anytime, anywhere.
This is a threat
bro took my sticker what the fuck
undemonstrated "fraudulent" engagement
yeah thats so hot dave
Imitation is the ultimate form of flattery or some shit
Abominable intelligence
you p me o off rn icl bro never use ts shit again or ill gut you
4/24 or 23/2025 btw
99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine still using pmo and ts at this time
gurt out of here before i call packgod to roast your goofy ahh boii
no please not packgod bro i better humble myself
YESSSS
gurt: yo
wait what
No.
How about you roast yourself a nice dinner and eat bountiful banquets
That sounds like deep rooted insecurity. Me using it just means I think it’s good
i need to learn how to regulate my stress when i encounter people of a certain ilk
Of a certain milk?
Yeah, me too.
yeah I hate people that drink oat milk
I am most grateful for your generous offer, good sire, but I must humbly and respectfully decline this gracious invitation to your bountiful banquet.
I think almond milk is better, if you're lactose intolerant
i’ve learned that i’m better at speaking if i cannot hear myself
no you friedriche der siegreiche durr eggrieche durr thatreiche
never intedned to be funny
suuure
BLOODLUST BLOODLUST BLOODLUST
you listened to it 😌
but the gif said so
Me and my mates used to kill people like you with hammers.
you play rust shut up
I do not
Oooohhh.
i js got off half cord probation watch your back buddy
u a bitch
alright time to stalk someones steam profile
Y'all keep quarreling I'm enjoying this
ermmm dude, not cool
still means you played it
you said “you play”
we're having an argument whjich
actually i forgot what started it
Bros got the medieval lord voice lol
have you heard about the new game theyre making though
i think it was called rogue core or something
And the drip.
what emotion does this gif even convey
fred what happened to the voice messages
The fack you
i miss you fred
when will you come back for me fred
Playing oblivion
who the FUCK was gonna tell me that oblivion remaster is ONE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE GIGABYTES
Maybe if I get paid this werejekekeke
okay nevermind i guess im not buying it anymore maybe
maybe not
Buy an ssd :(
heck no bro dont spend fifty on me
heck yeah man
yes and its like 200 in my country's dollars
zimbabwe?
Haha.
middle east
Are you evidence of a general decline in literacy or the uncommon outlier in an otherwise prosperous humanity? Foolish.
Uninstall some shit wtf :(
LIKE WHAT
my bad gandalf the chevrolet
It is OK I forgive you
dont tell me you're another iraqi
System32 is a good start
yip yap
what ..
Games or something or your computer idk :(
ive known so many
wait i could problly delete mhw and breakpoint
now i need a bit more
Why is y*mmers in the brainrot filter
medieval diving suit
Please accept my sincerest apologies for being unable to partake in the splendid banquet to which you so kindly extended an invitation. I am truly honored by your generosity and thoughtfulness, and it is with the deepest regret that I must decline. Circumstances beyond my control prevent me from joining such a gracious gathering, though I remain profoundly grateful for the courtesy you have shown.
because its brainrot

nope
This is not your sincerest apology, nor do you understand my previous meanings. Disgraceful. Sad.
it gets tuahh point
genuinely how does this occur
Nightmare hell
i make my essays sound really british and fancy
MANTIC HIAII HAII HELLO!!!!!!!!!
bro a fan
I’m gonna swimmmm in two secondsss :)
oh my god i just realized you told me to roast myself a banquet not
hello 
You simply need to use even older English
Desktop
couple files lowk
I am American
yep that says desktop
couldnt even say the word br***sh
a injury over the right eyebrow and likely a injured eye. Hmm that remind me of someone
why did bro deflate
its probably that guy who likes dragons and stuff
i thought you were gandalf the chevrolet
@karmic nexus news channel 11 fell off so hard bro..
ok who just pinged me?
same here
I am
Hi am
Discord users when the notification system does its job
is this you samp
god every time i see your username an image of an overly american trucker with a trucker hat and a sleeveless trucker jacket telling me to "keep on trucking"
tuhhhh sampsooooonnnsssss
Is that Max Payne?
dud uu du duu dudu duu duuu
Trucker
i have everything but what i want . wtf is even the point of stuff ?
no i am me
think smokey the bear
you are he
More like Skibidie the toilet
Keep on trucking!
As smokey the bear always famously said
My guess what closer to some large leader
spiffing brit
okay ive barely heard that name ever but isnt he that one shirtless bear that helps out with forest fires and stuff
oops replied to the wrong message my bad
spitting brit
hawk tubrit
Ridiculous
is that vencord sam.
tsk tsk tsk..
you of all people should know
Why is 75 degrees colder than 60 
banning yemil for questioning moderator
why cant i hawk
too?
2
i posted screenshot to avoid automod and i was immediately smited 🙄
i think its only fair you ban yourself here
uh
A massive manager that sneaks like a snake
lets revolutionize and kill the mods hang them all
yeah seems like you cant hawk around these 2s huh
but it’s brainrot filter
u prolly gonna be the first one to go icl
it automod buddy
i guess i could have forwarded it from the museum channel
whatever you say yapmil
ah, that one boss who gears up to make some solid metal
I cant I’m having fun in the pool swimming right now :D
shame on you sampson
A boss of large dimensions
Why do ARC9 EFT weapon sounds suddenly not work in gmod what the hell
yeah you hear that sam?
FRICK THE SIMPSONS!!!
i hate you
yaptic
hey there pal, watch out with the bad words... dont let me unleash my inner wolves out on someone like you, Pal.
by the nine.... shit tweakin
You are literally 2x more active than me pal
yip yap i cant hear you
this guy talks a lot huh
ts genuinely got me dying
you are the one on the floor
hold on a sec buddy, did i just see you using the word "pal" around these trenches, pal?
wah
TOO POLITICAL

grick rhymes
Baaa
Beautiful.
Elegant.
hey guess what
they are adding willie poop to half sword
WhT the fuck
horse poop throwing game mode?
Dog and cat.
wtf!
ok i re-flipped it
Yes.
study half sword tech
well dependsi f youre having exams or
normal class
Oh thank goodness
is "this" a lady or a guy
is she hot
i will dream about this in my sleep which will start in a couple minutes
and to every twos
are they actually adding horse manure as a weapon
theyre also adding boob armor
so there will be female characters eventually?
No.
Boob armor is for willie.

ooohhh :3
will there ever be multiplayer
Gorp
no cus then people beat women
not a good look i dont think
the best look wym?
baddie
gah damn
Dripped out with my bro.
is your bro a candlestick perchance?
New NJ cucked rifle dropped
Hell yeah.
Holy shit, it's the Tarkov gun.
I cant wait for oblivion special edition to drop
im waiting for super special edition so i can play on my fridge
Yeah! :D
Can't wait for bethesda to just never optimize the game or patch any of the performance issues
baaa thesda
consumerism final boss
THis is bullshit
we should lowk go there and get free copies of remaster
I should say hi to John Thesda
yea probably
i dont have $50 for the remaster so i could give him $20 for it instead
20 dollars and a soder :3
iunno ooe leieke like like uhf sodier
Uh4uihe Dr. Pepper.
I love doctor pepper :)
but i hate dr salt
Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink. Dr Pepper was created in the 1880s by the American pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and was first nationally marketed in the United States in 1904.
I love drinking my drink full of milk and honeyyy
docktore pebper :)
Dude in another discord server just asked me out of the blue why I hate trans women.
Like bro I literally never said anything about hating trans women wtf 😭
about 20% of discord users are completely detached from reality so its unsurprising
like female cybertronians?
I think has to be a kid because he used the wrong there and he doesnt seem too smart
can we go back to dr pepper
Michael GTA V?
I refer to everyone as "dude" or "this guy"
Michael GTA V
I love the swimming :)
-# makes me tired thoughsies
I got swimmer body
Hello fellas
The swimming.
don't ask how i found it
Thats cool! :)
I explained the best way possible that I hate people based on their actions, not how they view themselves.
IE; being a dickhead
i do divin
Literally me.
Laced with red-40 im tweakin
W
grok
Grok is this true?
Oh, baby.
Now if I actually hated trans women I'd have Vox and Rali blocked
And the one trans woman that was talking to me in the screenshot
That was me, sorry.
People sure are strange
You festering up a conversation the mods boutta ban everyone for
I’ve been LURKING
WAITING
WATCHING
I smelt it bud i know
I'm just trying to make it clear that it came out of the blue without me saying anything about hating trans women
Moai is a seasoned expert in this
You fucker lmao
Back then in medieval era, Horse poop are very normal in streets, ppl throw poop out of the window, only take shower 1-3 in a year
You forgor people poop
yeah, medieval ppl are dirty
The mod musk beyond me
FUCK peasant boss. his scyth impaled my foot and i flew into the air dying instantly
even the nobles smells bad
varlet
also i dditn know there was a falling sound affect
They increased tripping by 1000%
Istg
I feel like one of those dreams where you're supposed to run but you got spaghetti legs
Fr
That's the only reason why the game mode is hard for me
Fym the boss tapped me and my legs shattered on impact
Best part
The guy with the the scythe doesn't even kill you
He just beats you cuz he can't actually swing the thing straight
I FUCKING hate the gauntlet btw
Chat died to me tweakin
We fr?

Slight miscalculation
Television just make a YouTube channel
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Then post ur shit there
uhm guys....
Why is my Willie showing his willie?
No difference posting it here.
I'm here
daemon of slaanesh lookin ass colors
☺
Farted of farts lookin ass color
As expected.
the imperium is lame compared to this one
Yo I love project zomboid
Coob
im guessing there will be horses in this game now?
?
check last wip annoucement
Uhm
How did I lose, I was ON TOP of bro, he had NO weapon and was on the ground, how did I lose
A case of Mario cart split screen looking at the wrong screen. You were actually the one on the ground with no weapon
idk i feel like thats just aesthetic
It's not two player.. 😭 but ty for the joke.
i hope it isnt tbh i wanna cut peoples head off riding on a horse
add bite mechanic
removes your heart
Damn
Easty easty easty easty easty
What happened to rat
Leave a message after the beep
FUCK
GODDAMNIT
UYHESDGBFJHKSBDFJHKSBGFKJSDGHBVJKSDBFUKSFGSDHGFLKJSDHFJKHSDGFBJDFHBSJJ
He’s still around, somewhere
Hey easter just wanted to say hi bro hope you're doing well. Oh and happy birthday by the way, happy big 50 bro haha anyway take it easy
Question: should Television give my horse back? Answer: Concentrate and ask again.
:///
Mwahahaha.
@limpid prawn reveal yourself rodent
I despise this guy so much
His greed sickens me
$15 and a sonder
oh hell nah bro got shoes 💀
Yeah most people have those I'm sorry you don't 😔
everyone point and laugh
Bro you're the one with no shoes dawg 😭
you're the one with shoes dawg 😂
Yes, I own shoes bro
Send a laugh crying emoji and call me a loser and say get a load of this guy if you hate your mom
Damn bro you really do huh
Anything can be an insult in british accent
Oi bruv you look like you're from the ocean bruv oi
You fockin' window stool
Yo fockin kitchen sink
Your mother is a hamster and you father smells of elderberries, innit?
You wake up sometimes and don't want to get up and just kinda sit there and think about stuff because you're depressed innit mate
You dirty cielin' fan eh
I bet your doorbell sounds stupid bruv
I bet your chair squeek soun like fockin Chewbacca innit?
Listen here, you toe eyed cabbage
I bet when you get up in the wee hours of the morning you forget to eat breakfast and go to work hungry
You fockin door matt
Ba dum tss
I swear a british could call you an acrylic floor mat and it would be an insult
anythin pretty much
A british accent makes them sound like they are constantly sarcastic
Especially scousers
oblivion remaster sex update when
knowing modders probably very soon
i aint even said nun crazy
Thats kinda crazy to say tbh
In my discord, in my era. MY EYES SAW? Yeah, nah.
Me when I learn how to half sword In real life
Hush
SKYRIM FROM SKYRIM
I think thats skyrim from ESO actually
WALL FROM SKYRIM
It's John The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
John Skyrim
how people in this server sound like (stares at smigma)
fascinating
skibby

what a delectable video
Are you 25 years old or smth
nah I'm percpostin
whats goody half chat
sigh bow
bro is NOT m00
loser
his head is at his butt
true gameplay
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Is there a keybind to get up quicker?
no
or is it just whenever willie feels like getting off his break
press W or S to get up depending on what direction ur facing
So back down press W and back up press S?
Immediately as soon as I see my pov tipping over I just surrender cuz Im getting mauled to death aint no way im getting up in time
in gauntlet mode its actually insane
raaahhh
no, depending on what direction you're facing
so if you're belly down, press S to get up, belly up, press W
Is there any difference in AI in the gauntlet on baron? dudes are crazy with their accuracy on their hits
They also fight longer before giving up
I thought this was the lantern convention, why are you looking at me like that?
the fact that fists does more damage than knifes and butterfly knifes is crazy
im pretty sure the "butterfly knives" are shears
no way you actually play halfsword I thought you were js a mod
low taper fade
not if like
you actually stab them w
i mean normal slashes does litte to no damage for me
I send my clips here all the time what I have almost like 300 hours
but you’re a mod
on both the halfsword Reddit and discord
They usually dont— except that big ass peasant knife, that one is inconsistent lol
Use alt and your mouse to stab with the knives, and try disabling Lockon when stabbing— helps to improve accuracy imo
yo blueberry do you actually hate berserk?
so.. naturally one would think I would play the game yes ?
WHAT?! NAH
does shit stink?
yea but…
you shouldn’t. that’s scary

based
yea only the big peasannt knife does a bit of damage even when i try stabbing it locks on in one direction which means when my oponnent moves a bit i cant stab fist is way better for me
I only hate it because of people here 
I could’ve sworn I saw a fly out the corner of my eye
i actually dont like its writing 🙊
turns out I was hallucinating
Anyone else feel like dismemberment happens way to easily?
the stereotypes
only if u turn the gore up
turn down gore
You said you don't actually hate it tho 
I thought the anime was good but I think the manga is pretty.. not
dont you mean by dismembberment like cutting limbs?
What gore setting are you playing on? The 2nd or 3rd?