general-catfish-🐱🐟

[unreal bay]

I find it more funny than anything else, none likes such person irl. Is probably a coward too

[bleak pecan]

NOOO YOU RUINED IT, YOU RUINED THE MOMENTNTTTTT

[raven ore]

liab means red or monkey depending on context iirc

but theyre pronounced the same way

[gloomy crest]

Hmong monkey

what’s a Hmong

[raven ore]

thats right

[bleak pecan]

can you guys guess what deep secret meaning my username has?

[raven ore]

im hmong

[gloomy crest]

oh

[amber escarp]

Some asian thing

[calm relic]

Let us parleyen rather than perishen.

Let us sheathen our swords in honor, not in shame.

What gain is there in bloodshed?

[untold wraith]

Can i join the development of the game just so i can get the tag and nothing else

[distant latch]

I love you in a place where there’s no space or time. My love is everlasting, ever growing, and ever present. My love for you knows no bounds. I was drawn to you and your soul in a way I can’t explain. It was like I just knew, here he is. This is it. He is it. You’ll never know how much you mean to me. I can only tell you that my soul will love you forever, Thrawberry #2 Sane Lover

[calm relic]

Dolt!

[lusty solstice]

O A T S guy has been dealt with

[gloomy crest]

oh

how interesting

[calm relic]

tldr, grok reduce this message to 4 words

[untold wraith]

Im so funny people stopped replying to me

[calm relic]

"eternal love, boundless connection"

[gloomy crest]

do you think the aztecs knew what was going on in Europe

[quiet shuttle]

Well the boundary is the one who loves

[lusty solstice]

tldr, trawberry does not accept for god is better (Heh)

[untold wraith]

Everyone was beyond inbred i don't think they knew what was going on past their toes

[lusty solstice]

The aztecs were sacrificing women at a temple and the europeans were burning females who knew how to read because girls having common knowledge was witchcraft 🔥

[nimble raptor]

bro the fatal error in ultimate challenge is so annoying

[untold wraith]

AND MEN

[gloomy crest]

so basically the same thing

[quiet shuttle]

And crushing some dude at a stone

[untold wraith]

Crushin loaf

[calm relic]

O Discord divas! Pity this lovesick nerd—date me or I’ll flood ur DMs with bad poetry and 😘😘😘! Let us parleyen rather than perishen

[quiet shuttle]

With stones and plank

[untold wraith]

This kinda weird bro

[gloomy crest]

What

[gloomy crest]

is that the tldr

[untold wraith]

Dead chat

[calm relic]

i told grok to turn it into a short cringe message

[untold wraith]

YOOO REALLY?

Idc

[amber escarp]

I'm not wearing any underwear

[calm relic]

captain shutthefuckup

[quiet shuttle]

Speak it of qualms, not of swells

[calm relic]

embed fail

[lusty solstice]

no, men were just getting executed after getting framed for treason

[untold wraith]

@calm relic

[untold wraith]

And wizardry

[calm relic]

ai bad 🤡 ☝️

[gloomy crest]

tuahh point yes

[untold wraith]

Na just nobody care

[calm relic]

u clearly do turd

i hit a nerve

[quiet shuttle]

Nooooo conflict

[gloomy crest]

SHUTTUP SAM

[quiet shuttle]

I cry in thy mercy aiiiiiii

[pearl coral]

huh

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-27377993

[amber escarp]

Well, you see, the song "it's just a burning memory" by the Caretaker (sampled from Al Bowlly's "heartaches") Is a track about the very Beginning of dementia, so technically you'd remember at the current stage

[calm relic]

me when first gif result

[calm relic]

take it up with my ass he's the only one that gives a shit

[gloomy crest]

@indigo hare is this how it is

[untold wraith]

Moai gonna execute u

[lean moat]

Should I buy Unrecord

[gloomy crest]

no moai would neverrr

[unreal bay]

Happy easter day 2

[lean moat]

just realized my cpu can run it and Im thinking about it

[untold wraith]

No.

[lean moat]

bodycam* not unrecord

[untold wraith]

Still no

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-not-great-not-terrible-its-okay-gif-24540363

3.6 roentgen

[lean moat]

Understandable, any reason in particular?

[untold wraith]

Bodycam is a ripoff of a game that's still in development

[amber escarp]

Apparently bodycam isn't that good

[lean moat]

Unrecord, no?

[unreal bay]

Bodycam ded geam

[untold wraith]

No

[lean moat]

DAMMIT

[calm relic]

they're rip offs of the real deal irl

[untold wraith]

I'll look real quick

[amber escarp]

Bodycam price is outrageously high

[lean moat]

Yeah, why play bodycam when I can join the lvpd

[calm relic]

ikr i usually just tape my iphone to my chest

[unreal bay]

Bodycam is like playing HS in first person

[gloomy crest]

ggghġLOWWWW TAPERER FADEEEE

[untold wraith]

I lied it is unrecord lol my bad

[gloomy crest]

you know what’s crazy? Is that the low taper fade like- meme is still MASSIVE…

[lean moat]

Pee brain

[unreal bay]

Get a broccoli haircut

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/civil-war-jesse-plemons-what-kind-of-american-are-you-red-glasses-holding-gun-gif-7798047985454872176

[amber escarp]

Everyone at my school has one I swear

[lean moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jadacore-interwebbarb-internetbarb-cryinghard-gif-22479620

[untold wraith]

Gal how do i apply for a mod It's time to start abusing any potential power i may hold here

[lean moat]

I love abusing power

[lean moat]

its so easy

[unreal bay]

Why no one gets the Tate hair cut mannn

[lean moat]

Any good games out right now?

[gloomy crest]

No

[untold wraith]

Galaxy im being serious

[gloomy crest]

Banned for asking

[lean moat]

Real

[untold wraith]

Schedule 1

[gloomy crest]

actually repo is good

[lean moat]

Have it

[merry wyvern]

Basically anything but AC shadows

[lean moat]

Have it

[merry wyvern]

KCD 2

[gloomy crest]

play more

[untold wraith]

Assassins creed black flag

[lean moat]

Have it

[merry wyvern]

Ground Branch is prety fun

[unreal bay]

Apply for a role

[untold wraith]

I'm not sure where

[lean moat]

worth? been peeling my eye open for it

[gloomy crest]

im supposed to be asleep rn but i wanna play repo

[unreal bay]

Try asking by making a ticket

[merry wyvern]

If you're into playing tactical barbie and shit yeah. Pretty fun gameplay, just no real story yet.

[gloomy crest]

yeah make a ticket I said it before you galaxy

[lean moat]

hmm, is the gun play more like squadish with point based aiming or is it actual aiming

[gloomy crest]

oh no moais here

[bleak pecan]

OH SHIT MOAI IS HERE SHH

[gloomy crest]

DINT BREAK RULES

[untold wraith]

Moai my lil jit Don't worry

[gloomy crest]

ACT NORMAL

[indigo hare]

bottom of #faq is the application.

[bleak pecan]

he's like a dinosuar, he only sees you when you're moving

[merry wyvern]

It's actual aiming. There's arm stamina, height over bore

[lean moat]

LMAO

[indigo hare]

you didngt see that

[gloomy crest]

LOL

[lean moat]

MCWONDER

[bleak pecan]

🤨

[merry wyvern]

There's no melee in the game though

[untold wraith]

Hm

Must have been the wind

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-wake-up-solder-wake-up-gachi-gachimuchi-tf2-gif-24940428

[merry wyvern]

But the NPCs don't rush you so you wouldn't really need to melee

[lean moat]

yall i need good medieval games, hit me please

[indigo hare]

halfsword

[merry wyvern]

Decision Medieval

[untold wraith]

Half sword is pretty good

[merry wyvern]

Fucking elite ball knowledge

[indigo hare]

going medieval, if you like sims type games

[lean moat]

Frl, bro just spat some game

[bleak pecan]

wait hold on

[gloomy crest]

play uhhhhh banner lord

[lean moat]

I am not a big fan of sims types, never have been

[gloomy crest]

or chilvary 2

[lean moat]

I am like 1 of 3 people who beat that games full story

[gloomy crest]

or modern warfare

[bleak pecan]

minecrfafrt

[drowsy finch]

I buyed an eyemask to sleep with chat

[lean moat]

i bought a fish to sleep with chat

[indigo hare]

ok what kind of game then

[gusty geode]

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[gloomy crest]

I listen to music to sleep

[merry wyvern]

Play gay sex simulator 9 it's about knights

[gusty geode]

hello everyone

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[merry wyvern]

[upbeat storm]

if i die in the abyss to i restart

[gusty geode]

i already have

[spark quartz]

is it irish music

[drowsy finch]

invincible reference

[drowsy finch]

I listen to "scary" iceberg videos

[merry wyvern]

Hi Rali

[gloomy crest]

sigh.

no it’s medieval tavern music

[bleak pecan]

I think you dropped something :)

[lean moat]

I like uhhhhh 3person, 1person, action, adventure, and rpg, games. No sims or city building shit

[gusty geode]

SCARY ALERT???

[drowsy finch]

BAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[indigo hare]

i stay up way too late and just pass out

[spark quartz]

same same but different but still same

[lean moat]

bannerlord is as far as I will go with tactical games too

[drowsy finch]

When is blood gonna drop? LOL! I think the game would be better with a little gore.

[merry wyvern]

[calm relic]

grab him by the willie

[indigo hare]

well there go most of my possible suggestions

[gusty geode]

when is playtest being released???

[untold wraith]

@indigo hare wtf is a discord ID

[spark quartz]

sheeps right before i brutally kill them to death for their wool so i can make a bed

[lean moat]

This is the issue, majority are that

[gusty geode]

unironically hard af

[drowsy finch]

Build sheers like a man, coward.

[gloomy crest]

do you ask a liquor store owner to check your ID to feel young again you seem like the type

[spark quartz]

i do but not at the beginning

[bleak pecan]

probably THE most effective strategy to disarm a willie (literally and figuratively)

[indigo hare]

ngl bud idk how you can check your own but i can give you your id number

[untold wraith]

Sure

[gusty geode]

do you think shears were used on people or sheep first?

[spark quartz]

hoi easty

[gusty geode]

like did they think to use it to shear sheep first or cut hair first

[untold wraith]

Wtf is that

[indigo hare]

your id number

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-happy-emoji-emote-gif-9683020358594499717

[untold wraith]

Ok cool

[indigo hare]

copy it

[untold wraith]

I just got leaked 😭🙏

I submitted it

[indigo hare]

nobody wants to be you dont worry

[drowsy finch]

That implies that they wouldn't invent sheers to do both, which I think they did

[indigo hare]

fuckin roasted

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[drowsy finch]

BAAAA

[untold wraith]

Damn ight

[gloomy crest]

you got em uncle moai

[bleak pecan]

lol

[indigo hare]

Thank you thank you

[bleak pecan]

you did it!

[indigo hare]

I deserve this praise

[untold wraith]

Crazy part is i was just about to send the whole Minecraft movie but y'all some haters

[calm relic]

yeet

[indigo hare]

PIRATING?!

[untold wraith]

Who?

[indigo hare]

Good god man

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/feelsstrongman-motivating-happy-pepe-clap-gif-20345482

[gloomy crest]

cough cough send it over..

[indigo hare]

You’re not Steve

You’re uh

You’re the kid

You know the one

[untold wraith]

I didn't do anything dw. The guy who recorded it in the movie theater and posted it on the other hand is the criminal

[gloomy crest]

the KID has a NAME yknow…

[indigo hare]

He’s not important

[gusty geode]

true but also like usually when something is invented it only has one purpose, like when the telephone was invented it was used to make calls across the country, but eventually someone had the idea of "holy shit, subway surfers"

[indigo hare]

Garret was the main character

[untold wraith]

Kid named finger

[gloomy crest]

who

[gloomy crest]

when knee surgery is tmmrw

[merry wyvern]

Did you know that in the minecraft movie, when Jason Momoa's character says, "You're the only friend I've ever had," to the 14 year old, it's actually a reference to the favorite past time of minecraft youtubers

[bleak pecan]

pov

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-named-finger-better-call-saul-better-call-saul3d-notsteffenwittig-face-gif-25939185

[bleak pecan]

eww wtf

[gloomy crest]

I don’t get it

[bleak pecan]

is that moai?
face reveal?

[untold wraith]

Bimbed named binber

[chrome beacon]

🗿

[merry wyvern]

Minecraft Youtubers dm minors once they hit 100k subs

it's like the regular's curse

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[drowsy finch]

I feel like thats a decent metaphor, but doesn't really apply to something as cut and dry as sheers, seeing as you can't really do much more than cut with them. I think the problem was "We need to cut [BLANK]" so that's what they made it do.

but once again it was probby for hair

[gusty geode]

minecraft youtubers have a tendency to... hang around their younger demographics

[remote ledge]

thank you to the people at half sword for fixing helmets looking like the tarkov maska in 1st person

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[untold wraith]

Nope i got moai LEAKED gg

[gusty geode]

ah i guess thats a fair point actually

[remote ledge]

it's the Curse of the Toucher
whenever you hit 100k subs as a minecraft youtuber you start dming minors

[gusty geode]

i didnt take into account how specific the use of shears are lmao

[gloomy crest]

I understood it the 5th time

[bleak pecan]

[gusty geode]

allow me to explain

[drowsy finch]

I liked what you were going for tho!!!! I just can't think of a way we could "subway surfers" sheers tho lol

[gloomy crest]

I

[gusty geode]

where theres a will theres a way

[gloomy crest]

okay pal.

[drowsy finch]

We make the sheers uncut things.

[gloomy crest]

okay lenient lenny…

[untold wraith]

LENNNYYY

[gloomy crest]

LENNY MY BOY

[gusty geode]

great if youre pissed off at a farmer

"yknow what? FUCK YOU!" unshears his sheep

[untold wraith]

IM AN AMERICAN!

[drowsy finch]

welds sheep

[gusty geode]

together?

we can make a sheep voltron

[untold wraith]

https://youtu.be/eRWdv5asDlA?si=tVL_V2cWfRhcUdPy

[drowsy finch]

jesus this is old now

[drowsy finch]

Sholtron....

[gloomy crest]

im gonna sleep now

a mirmir

[untold wraith]

I remember actually shitting my pants while laughing when it first came out

[drowsy finch]

Oh so do I, same with its sequel video

[untold wraith]

Modded wacky west top tier

I lowke hope i get modded up

[still scaffold]

Holy shit it’s been so long since I’ve watched this

[untold wraith]

You had to SCROLL through images

I already know

[gusty geode]

i have it presaved on my pc so technically yeah

[untold wraith]

Lmao

[still scaffold]

Also you’re back again Rali

[drowsy finch]

its been weeks

[runic lintel]

is there any place here to give devs ideas to consider adding?

[untold wraith]

Lets just say im about to boost it

[gusty geode]

this is what people a hundred years ago should've thought the future would look like

[untold wraith]

This is what we got

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-brain-kitty-boykisser-gif-8234569603800668383

What the fuck did I just watch

[drowsy finch]

It doesnae even sound good </3

[untold wraith]

This was 2022 AI was nowhere near what it is today

[untold wraith]

I should remake it

[merry wyvern]

You should

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[merry wyvern]

Me when I'm pissing

[gusty geode]

EmineMegalovania

[drowsy finch]

all you'd gotta do is re-generate the audio and just replace it

[raven ore]

lenny from simpsons

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/moss-balls-moss-thoughts-thinking-brain-activity-gif-4332183830504619829

[untold wraith]

Exactly

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-elder-elder-knights-headbutt-testata-gif-7245126733670712938

[gusty geode]

better

[untold wraith]

Me when i lower player damage in half sword

[gusty geode]

average chivalry gameplay

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry-2-brawl-punch-kick-gif-1196868602052276788

[merry wyvern]

Mordhau better

[gusty geode]

theyre both good games in their own right

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-cyberpunk-2077-gif-14315509

[still scaffold]

Ah yes I love joining a game and getting fucked by 8k+ hour players spamming insults at me

[untold wraith]

Mods wya

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299871902881546320/caption.gif

[untold wraith]

Mcwonder spying rn

[gusty geode]

getting their freak on with their willies (they have the multiplayer betatest)

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[lean moat]

Chat

[violet garden]

They’re both terrible games in their own wrongs

[lean moat]

I bought this one

[untold wraith]

It's always a bad day when gandalf in chat

[lean moat]

Figured why not give civ a try

[still scaffold]

-Gandalf the Chevrolet

[untold wraith]

Gandalf oh noo ur choking or sum

[violet garden]

It’s never a bad day. It’s always just a day.

[violet garden]

That’s me

[gusty geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159830632436871280/1363707289445601280/caption.gif

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/maltigi-scary-scary-luigi-luigi-luigi-exe-gif-11707553430129539193

[vale dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-iruka-naruto-anime-anonymouskun-gif-21617847

[still scaffold]

Epic embed failure

[vale dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

ight cool

[spark quartz]

bro just keeps tryingh

[untold wraith]

Y'all i just got nominated for the fucking ice bucket challenge

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[still scaffold]

Buddy does not have the levels

[vale dagger]

thats fine

[gusty geode]

in the grand old year of 2025?

[cyan remnant]

God let me sleep tonight

[untold wraith]

Surprisingly yeah

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[spark quartz]

zamn cuh that cat is crazy

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289110626320384000/caption.gif

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1355589829227839569/0f8e1565-988a-4915-851d-f3b08f89fa50.gif

[pulsar otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012168715988635678/1110206976400556043/attachment-6-1.gif

[untold wraith]

You think if i boost I'll get a higher chance of becoming mod

[still scaffold]

epic embed failure

[gusty geode]

rip i remembered i cant say skee bee dee

[still scaffold]

no

[vale dagger]

i will not be the only one

[gusty geode]

you have a higher chance at getting a kiss from frank and ivan

[still scaffold]

It used to be that they’d just pick people at random, usually ones who were very active. But that was when the server had 12k people lol

[gusty geode]

i got one

[untold wraith]

I told y'all this dude always watching chat

[still scaffold]

mcwonder are you a lurker

[gusty geode]

mcwonderbeast please make me mod so i can demote captain misinfo for no reason and then demote me

[still scaffold]

do you lurk in general chat

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/every-single-day-pksparkxx-always-daily-all-the-time-gif-17531021

[untold wraith]

I'll send pics of my cat Maybe that'll help

[lofty kindle]

Just apply.

[gloomy crest]

mcwonder I boosted 2 times I should be CM now

[untold wraith]

Already did lol

[lofty kindle]

Womp Womp.

[lofty kindle]

Bet.

[gusty geode]

mcwonderbeast watching over gotham (the halfsword discord) and protecting us from villains (sane people)

https://tenor.com/view/batman-batman-watching-gotham-batman-in-the-night-animated-batman-gotham-gif-21293315

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thank-you-thanks-gif-5211221

[untold wraith]

Mcwonder i don't remember. Was it you who gave me this name?

[spark quartz]

mcwonderbeast

[gusty geode]

i think it was sam

[gloomy crest]

yes it was him

[lofty kindle]

Sounds about right lol.

[untold wraith]

Thank u

I be lovin the name lowke

[lofty kindle]

You are lvl three you can change it now on your own.

[untold wraith]

Na I don't wanna

I like it

[gloomy crest]

guys Mandela affect

pikachu was yellow

[still scaffold]

affect 💔

[untold wraith]

What..

[lofty kindle]

Still is.....

[gloomy crest]

cap

[gusty geode]

my name is ynnel and i am evil

[still scaffold]

guys im starting to think half sword might be about sword fighting

[vale dagger]

what the fuck is that

[gloomy crest]

fake lies made by the Zimbabwean government

[gusty geode]

and now back to our regularly scheduled programming

[gusty geode]

only half of it

[spark quartz]

alan wake 2 moment

[gloomy crest]

half?… you say?…

[untold wraith]

Straw PLEASE stop the horrible references

[gusty geode]

yeah sometimes i wish it was like half shield for defence, so you could use half shield and half sword

[gusty geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1352343477928722503/6e893d5a6f6dda3f8ce66d2ea21b3e443f7f2bc6e5c838af9513b2c951e902fc_1.gif.gif

[still scaffold]

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[gloomy crest]

does anyone actually play raid shadow legends

[still scaffold]

I don’t know lol

[gloomy crest]

like does ANYONE you know play raid shadow legends

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/imostergolfra-gif-25274972

[vale dagger]

in absolute disbelief

[brazen gorge]

Hey where i can send pics

[gloomy crest]

or did they spend all their money on the advertising

[gusty geode]

i assume its in the same state as counter strike 2, fuelled by chinese bots

[gusty geode]

was his name jack?

[untold wraith]

Yuh

[gusty geode]

its been so long since i played it

best MGS game btw

[vale dagger]

mgs 3 no dif

[brazen gorge]

Yo guys check photo i send on the photo chat

[gusty geode]

"grrrr i cant defeat this boss... oh wait hes dead because i didnt play for a week"

[violet garden]

Not MGS……

[gusty geode]

sorry, best MG game

[vale dagger]

literally peak idk what your talking about

[still scaffold]

You are aware there’s a print screen button

[gusty geode]

okay admittedly bad example cause thats really creative but my point is that the mechanics in my opinion are more fun in MGR

[violet garden]

You’re watching an artist at work, such a technique preserves the emotional impact of the moment as it happened in real life

[still scaffold]

I ain’t reading allat

[brazen gorge]

Ye but is easyer for me coz i like talking from phone

Yo when does multiplayer come to the game

[violet garden]

Miserable whelp don’t ever use a text chat app again

[still scaffold]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNHBiMW5xOWRmaTQwMXNldDdsbXB5aTgxbXlmenlmbGdieG83MGNvdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/REMkKvQmk15hZ8EOmR/giphy.gif

[vale dagger]

i will admit something, i did play mgr but couldnt beat senator cause i was on pc and it was fucking impossible to hit all the rocks in the last phase with mouse. that made me very angry at the game ever since

[gusty geode]

theres no date announced if there will be multiplayer, check #faq for more :)))

[still scaffold]

it saves it to your clipboard anyway

to each their own i guess

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[gusty geode]

senator armstrong was INSANELY difficult, it took me and my 2 brothers to fully do all stages because it was so hard lmao

[brazen gorge]

This game whud be a banger if multiplayer comes and it whud even be worth to pay money for it

[vale dagger]

i did love the monsoon and sam fights though

those were so fucking good

[brazen gorge]

I meen thats a way to suport the creators

[gusty geode]

best way to support right now is to wishlist it on steam and leave word of mouth reviews :)))

[brazen gorge]

Sorry but not buying without multiplayer i allready finished the game

[gusty geode]

fr, sam is just an incredibly well written character and a great antipode to jack in nearly every way, the train fight was goated

[still scaffold]

The game you’re playing right now is nothing like the final product. We ain’t even in alpha yet lol

[gusty geode]

thats okay, you dont have to buy it, but this is scratching the surface of the gameplay atm

its a demo of whats to come, hence the current name

[brazen gorge]

Okay

But i ve played it in 2024 the full thing shud come soon

[vale dagger]

i believe the plan is for it to release at the end of 2025 or beginning of 2026 if im not mistaken

[gusty geode]

youd be amazed at what talented developers can do in a year

[still scaffold]

It’s planned for EA by the end of 2025 or 2026(???)

[gusty geode]

i think its anywhere between Q3 2025 and Q2 2026

[vale dagger]

yeah on steam its listed as 2025 release date

so much good shit is coming out this year

i dont got the time for all of it lmao

[gusty geode]

good things come to those who wait

[vale dagger]

theres nightreign, silksong, deltarune, and halfsword

and some other games that im personally hyped for

like crimson desert

and poe 2

[gusty geode]

i thought this said crimson snow for a sec lmao

a hilariously scary not scary game

[vale dagger]

bro istg ive seen crimson snow from somewhere

maybe i saw someone play it or something

[gusty geode]

game grumps perhaps?

[vale dagger]

probably

[gusty geode]

or markiplier played it i think

but it was basically just a game of hide and seek with one jumpscare and christmas

[vale dagger]

i gotta 100% hollow knight before silksong comes out tho

yeah ive def seen it before then

[gusty geode]

ive heard so many good things about hollow knight but it just... doesnt appeal to me for some reason

[vale dagger]

hey a game for everyone is a game for nobody

[quiet sun]

You see Duskbloods?

[vale dagger]

some people dont like metroidvanias for example

[quiet sun]

Looks dope

[vale dagger]

fuck man

i want to be hyped for it but the fact that its a nintendo switch exclusive hurts me

[quiet sun]

Switch 2 exclusive is wild but I’m still excited. They know what they were doing cuz I’m gonna buy one now

[vale dagger]

why do all my bloodborne babies get stuck to being console exclusives 😭

i really am hoping nintendo lowers their prices or does something that makes me wanna support them in order to convince me to get a switch

[timid tiger]

how do you play right now?

[quiet sun]

Very true. They’ve got a real brutal anti-consumer stance rn

[vale dagger]

PC and console pretty much just for bloodborne, shadow of the colosuss and some other smaller stuff

[gusty geode]

i know with my disposition to rage at games (vis a vis senator armstrong battle in mgr) that i absolutely cannot touch a soulsborne game for the sole purpose of keeping my house intact

[timid tiger]

i mean like where do you get access to the game? i dont see a request access thing on steam

[vale dagger]

i really used to think like that too but them i kinda realised. you just gotta be better

[vale dagger]

oh lmao

[timid tiger]

where i gotta go

[pearl coral]

steam page

demo

[gusty geode]

true however im stuck in the vicious cycle of being addicted to winning but not good enough to actually be better at the game, which is also why competitive games are mostly a no go for me

[gusty geode]

sam arrival

[vale dagger]

you should just be able to download the demo from the steam page

[timid tiger]

oh thats all there is is the demo

[pearl coral]

yes

[vale dagger]

its in beta rn

[pearl coral]

demo got updated to merge the demo and playtest stuff into one entity

[vale dagger]

i 100% get you, but thats honestly why i prefer soulslikes

i can get better without having to deal with sweats

then just crush everything with ease

feels infinitly satisfying

[gusty geode]

im not a strong person by any means, but competitive games cough cough Counter strike 2 cough cough make me want to fold my monitor and give me the strength to do so

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arrival-gif-27137972

hi vox!!!

[vale dagger]

fuck man do i get you

i cannot touch siege with a 10 foot pole

[pearl coral]

im so tired

mi

[gusty geode]

private leon sanchez reporting for duty

[vale dagger]

im also incredibly biased tho cause i have over 1k hours on elden ring so you might not wanna take advice from me lol

[gusty geode]

no i fully get it, i just would need to bubble wrap all my electronics in order to play them

im terrible for it and my friends know how to make me worse

usually by pulling this shit

https://tenor.com/view/only-game-heff-be-mad-gif-5038541

[vale dagger]

thats messed up lol

see when im pissed off i just turn my shit off and get outside

become one with nature

IM NO LONGER LEVEL 1

[gloomy urchin]

goob morning chat

[stiff pilot]

hello

What is the real name of the war crime stick

in the game

[gusty geode]

plancon

[stiff pilot]

ok nice

[gusty geode]

or the goedendag

[stiff pilot]

the spear with the spikes

[gusty geode]

6 of 1 half a dozen of the other

[gloomy urchin]

goedendag

[gusty geode]

yeah thats the one

[gusty geode]

plancon or goedendag

[gusty geode]

who is that handsome shiny knight???

[gloomy urchin]

is it goeden that bad really

[stiff pilot]

me if i got my money up 🙁

[wide dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cowl-cowls-gif-2563789475502710348

[gloomy urchin]

why no pp protectio

[stiff pilot]

i just think its funny to use

[pearl coral]

looks like he's based off ulrich von matsch

little more alla'tedesca tho

[pearl coral]

he would be on a saddle most of the time

it's also pretty hard to make a dedicated attack to the groin with a sword

[stiff pilot]

they should like definitely add a vc so i can stream my gameplay

no access

[gloomy urchin]

if hes on a saddle sure
but if on ground, a kick.

[pearl coral]

cough

[pearl coral]

trying to kick someone in armor is kind of a fool's errand

[gloomy urchin]

y

[pearl coral]

methinks you've got to level up more

[pearl coral]

telegraphed

[stiff pilot]

oh i see

imagine kicking someone in the groin while theyre wearing plated iron armor

[pearl coral]

if you're in a wide medieval fighting stance and you're about to receive a kick to the groin it really doesnt take much movement to get out of it

[gloomy crest]

eggard

[stiff pilot]

like yeah thats gonna end well

[gloomy urchin]

oh yah makes sense

[pearl coral]

i mean they only really wore chainmail at the groin so it's definitely not as hard as other places but my main gripe is in general it's hard to kick someone in the groin in a swordfight

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-spiffy-dog-haircut-bad-haircut-gif-3038848003866845269

[gusty geode]

lets see them try to telegraph a top rope springboard elbow drop

[pearl coral]

also it's hard to get your leg up to kick like that in the first place a lot of the time

[gloomy urchin]

willie in question:

[gusty geode]

in like 30kg of armour im sure that will be easy work

[pearl coral]

armor isnt really built for having your legs horizontal

[gloomy crest]

skribidi, eddge, rizzz

[stiff pilot]

fake a kick then give them a left hook

[gusty geode]

could throw off your balance and mitigate the power of your punch

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-20616531

[stiff pilot]

good point tbh

[pearl coral]

that too, trying to kick in armor would likely result in the other guy just grabbing you

balance is hard to maintain with only one foot on the ground

[gusty geode]

armour be heavy

[pearl coral]

even in blossfechten we look for that kind of thing'

[stiff pilot]

i mean me personally i just wouldnt get grabbed 🥱

bruh

[gusty geode]

which is probably why footwork is very important

[gloomy crest]

ok im going to sleep ok

[pearl coral]

yes !!

[stiff pilot]

gg

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-12944899486400191725

you in 3 seconds:

[gloomy crest]

a mirmir

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876991025657303091/1282075707144409119/caption.gif

[pearl coral]

in many cases i have been put under enough pressure to the point that my legs become too narrowly aligned and then i have to dedicate all of my body to getting upright again basically making it impossible to start attacking again

[gusty geode]

confuscious says

[pearl coral]

been getting better at it though

especially when i'm prepared to be overwhelmed like when i'm in posta di bicorno

(my goat)

[gusty geode]

double horned post?

idk what posto is but i assume bicorno is 2 horned or double horned

[gloomy crest]

you all stand in front of me waving a piece of paper begging me to abdicate

I will NOT

[pearl coral]

yes, the position of the two-horned anvil

[cobalt shoal]

Exquisite.

[gusty geode]

i looked it up and one of the ones i get taken out by in half sword many times is tutto porta di ferro

idk why i just dont know how to defend against it

[pearl coral]

have you peeped my Half Sword Fechtbuch™️

[gusty geode]

i dont believe i have, where would i find this?

YT?

[pearl coral]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3437298388

is book

[gusty geode]

ah

buch is book correct, silly me

[pearl coral]

reading it again and realizing just how FIRE my writing is.... samn...

[gusty geode]

even correct middle english grammar, impressive

[gusty geode]

we need a samofsaturn x OVRDTH collab fully detailing the looks and pros and cons of each position (biased since OVRDTH taught me the basics of halfsword)

[pearl coral]

i really want to add more stuff about grappling

its just hard to find myself in grapples because i focus so much on clean sword stuff

[raven ore]

just ask fiore

[gusty geode]

me when i try to fly to impress theodor roosevelt

(actual footage of me)

so valid, hes pretty goated

[pearl coral]

theodore goatsevelt

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-guy-demon-2016-gif-10925418

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[gloomy crest]

add guns

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-forest-gif-25613852

bnuuy

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-eyebrow-raise-gif-23550103

[gloomy crest]

im a real rabbit

[spark quartz]

that means i can skin and eat you

[cobalt shoal]

Human meat > Bunny

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-how-they-felt-devil-dog-dog-mask-dog-in-mask-gif-23467335

[jagged sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/131444336846962689/1363690362685751516/lava_chicken_poker_face.mp4?ex=6806f31e&is=6805a19e&hm=c48971e5a0d30660629e518fc329b5bd4945d14e77a60ecbaa8be906596cc654&

[keen compass]

holy shit the difficulty jump from normal gauntlet to the baron challenge is horrendous

i have ptsd now

[gusty geode]

he rushed me and fell into my sword, HARD

[nimble kettle]

the stepping on knives/swords/axes/etc. and them severing you foot or leg -- terrible game mechanic

[gusty geode]

why can i see him? isnt that invisible? from the show in-

/s

[rotund burrow]

dead ass chat!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-satan-strapped-satan-dragon-ball-z-dragonballz-dbz-gif-22006330

[gusty geode]

imagine environmental things killing you? that would never happen in real life

if an opponent can posthumously kill you irl, it can happen in a game

[nimble kettle]

the regularity of the occurence is not reflective of reality (imo)

[quiet shuttle]

I clicked to grab a guy's sword in abbys and my hand exploded

Can that happen irl?

[nocturne thorn]

yeah

[quiet shuttle]

It exploded and imediately regrew but crippled

[nocturne thorn]

ye thats realistic

[quiet shuttle]

I hope my hand respawns fine at least

When it explodes

[gusty geode]

you clearly misread what i said, i said if it can happen in real life it can happen in a game, not the other way around, games are not reality

[quiet shuttle]

I cant argue with that, but the example the guy gave that you counter argued is like, he probably touched and the thing ripped of his leg, which also isnt real

[gusty geode]

can you walk through portals fired from a portal gun in real life? obviously not, can you replicate real life scenarios in games? you can and its been done countless times

[gusty geode]

the collision hasnt entirely been worked out yet i will say that

it definitely still needs ironing out but these things will be fixed in the future

[quiet shuttle]

Yeah, its very finicky if when you touch something it does nothing or you just get ripped in half

[quiet shuttle]

Also this doesnt make much sense, if it happens in the real world its reality

[gusty geode]

there was an old bug pre gore where if you grabbed an opponents hips you entered the deathroll you might not remember it but it got ironed out eventually

i think when blood was readded

ill see if i can find a clip of it

[quiet shuttle]

Oh i heard about that

One of the hidden halfsword playtest tricks

[gusty geode]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dkhFNf2KZBE

[quiet shuttle]

Along with the reverse grip halfsword

[gusty geode]

that still works however its hard to do and not very effective

i believe its actually a technique called fools grip

[nimble kettle]

makes perfects sense -- something anomalous shouldn't occur too regularly

[quiet shuttle]

It happens too regularly because the physics are weird rn

But in the future it will be much rarer i think

[gusty geode]

if were being pedantic, technically its happened an infinite amount of times and will continue to happen an infinite amount of times

[rotund burrow]

billhook is a good bostaff alternative ong, its kinda hard to get a stab or slice so i just kinda give willies a concussion

[quiet dirge]

ugh.

[rotund burrow]

like i just hit a willy with it and hes having a seizure on the ground tryna get up

[quiet shuttle]

Billhook has loads of concussive power

Its really great to use in gauntlet mode

[quiet dirge]

when u walk on the flat end of a sword and ur leg falls off

that’s how u know ur living the true medieval experience

[rotund burrow]

i am FR FR COOKED BRO

[gusty geode]

nahhh youll be fine

[rotund burrow]

your right!
also whats the name of the spiked spear i forgot (not the billhook and halberd)

[native heath]

is there any way to reset my progress in like the rank progress entirely once i finish? 🥀

[rotund burrow]

cant send it so ill send an image of me saying it

[rotund burrow]

you basically grab willies head and turn it left as hard as you can on main menu on gauntlet

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-explode-mike-interpol-gif-13503338605162614186

[gusty geode]

plancon or goedendag six of one half a dozen of the other

[rotund burrow]

and then lose on abyss mode

[rotund burrow]

BRO GOT THAT DOLLAR STORE PLANCON

[gusty geode]

"think fast chucklenuts!"

[native heath]

thats amazing i thought you were lying tysm

[drowsy finch]

so tireee dyunno whyyyyyy

[gusty geode]

EEP

[lofty oriole]

Any one else have a issue with the game crashing in the Ultimate challenge?

[drowsy finch]

baaaaa

[gusty geode]

count yourself

[rotund burrow]

CAN SOMEONE ELABORATE HOW I CAN BEAT THIS

Ok i beat that part

[jagged sundial]

Just to get good and get better

[raven ore]

just take down the lesser armored opponents and then try to just push the heavily armored guys

[rotund burrow]

bro jumped out of his armor and scrammed

[idle cargo]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[rotund burrow]

AINT NO WAY. THE BARON PARALYZED ME AND GAVE ME A LOBOTOMY BY STABBING ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD 😭

[still scaffold]

is this half sword in my general catfish

[native lotus]

What in the looney tunes

[mellow wren]

jonkler

[spark quartz]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[merry wyvern]

AR platform my beloved

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1363735964056551545/caption.gif

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/huzz-gif-4088126126726891638

[cobalt shoal]

Beautiful

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/майнкрафт-смешно-битва-стив-драка-gif-2815022478195356104

[quiet dirge]

I can’t lie modern builds all look samey

[solemn notch]

managed to fist fight with a diff rank than the beggar

[rotund burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pttr-exit-the-premises-fart-poop-weiner-gif-20251152

[quiet dirge]

While carry handle retro builds…. mmmmm….

[quiet dirge]

What is that from anyways

[merry wyvern]

Ground Branch

[quiet sun]

Ground Branch spotted

When are they adding the game to that game again?

[raven ore]

Cag

[stable basin]

good morning half chat

[subtle rock]

sigh bow

[forest falcon]

guh

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-squid-game-guard-ts-pmo-gif-12712203662881626331

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337961171978031247/1347293459895291995/IMG_0831.gif

[night terrace]

anyone do HEMA irl?

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-bro-how-bro-felt-gif-8015564281503585223

[night terrace]

ooh

is hema fun?

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-picmix-yakuza-1-kiryu-gif-9434796679437936571

[gloomy urchin]

is this Pokémon go

[cobalt shoal]

Yes, this is exactly how I want to hold it.

amal

[subtle rock]

do psychopaths press the yellow ones?

[restive trench]

i only update when windows doesnt let me shutdown without updating

[austere rover]

I avoid them till microsoft shoves them down my throat

[forest falcon]

i'm kinda amazed that windows 11 turned off the system tray key by default

[gloomy urchin]

sometimes

[forest falcon]

i had to rummage through the taskbar settings to find how to turn it back on

[restive trench]

it has a key??

[subtle rock]

I just hold the power button

[night terrace]

i think they should add kreigsmesser

[restive trench]

oh true

[night terrace]

single edged sword

but long

[subtle rock]

The only time I update is when my PC "magically" "crashes" and it's clearly Microsoft just beheading my computer because I didn't click their stupid fucking yellow button and then all of a sudden when I'm turning it back on it's "working on updates" that I didn't consent to

[austere rover]

Ill rip out my power cord before i let any of that happen

[gloomy urchin]

what's the issue with updates

[austere rover]

More spyware so elon can know my search history

[gloomy urchin]

if u care about privacy why did u pick windows in the first placr

[raven ore]

i can pick my os?

[cobalt shoal]

Yeah

[austere rover]

Cuz im not using the sub human os called linux

[gloomy urchin]

its not that complicated

[raven ore]

thats flippin cool

[austere rover]

I know its not just to my knowledge you cant play very many games on it

[gloomy urchin]

about as complex as Windows powershell if not better

[gloomy urchin]

1. wine
2. vm

[night terrace]

when will they add zweihandler

[austere rover]

1. Too
2. Lazy

Im not booting up a vm to play shit dawg

[gloomy urchin]

then why bother with spyware

[austere rover]

im not bothering with it, thats why i refuse to install updates as much as i can before i get force fed

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-im-gif-19987857

[raven ore]

what if the spyware were the friends weve made along the way

[austere rover]

also im completely joking i dont give two shits

[cobalt shoal]

Just a bit dramatic

[winged plume]

THIS FIRST BOSS pmo SO BAD

he has a helmet and a huge as axe and he takes multiple stabs everywherwe and just stands there

and i love when u go to grab him it jsut tears off ur arms

[cobalt shoal]

You can literally beat him with just a shield lol

[winged plume]

yea i do that then he swings for my knees somehow

[cobalt shoal]

Just block the attack

[lime turtle]

just grab the knife and stab his chest bro

literal instant win

[winged plume]

bro i do that and he just takes it and splits my head open

[lime turtle]

fuck boss are you fighting he does not do that bro

[winged plume]

I KNOW

[cobalt shoal]

You just gotta rush him dude, kill him before he kills you

[winged plume]

i jsut did that

and he just bent me over his knee and killed me

this game hates me 😭

[lime turtle]

how are you even letting ts HAPPEN

[winged plume]

i ran towards him smacked him on the head he bent and i tripped over somehow

[cobalt shoal]

He's also pretty easy to tip over, so I'd try doing that

[lime turtle]

you're aiming for his shielded head? 🙏

YOU'RE the problem 😭 🙏

[winged plume]

no im aiming for his nech and upper torso

[cobalt shoal]

Real

[cobalt shoal]

The legssss

[winged plume]

ive tried 1M times and he trips me over LIKE WHAT

[cobalt shoal]

Yeah, I think you're just bad

[lime turtle]

just close out the game and admit he's your daddy atp bro

[winged plume]

neck

[winged plume]

ive alr accepted it vro

this is so ass

im just gonna go abck to hello kitty island adventure

[cobalt shoal]

Come on bruh, he isn't that hard

[winged plume]

bro jsut listen rq

i jsut got him down to the ground i started pummling him

AND GUleSS WHAT HAPPPENS

[cobalt shoal]

...You died?

[winged plume]

i hit his chest and he flings and ko's me 😭

[lime turtle]

bro how are you so bad you missed ALL of his vitals 🙏

this is an art form at this point

[winged plume]

bro neck

[cobalt shoal]

Don't aim for the neck

[winged plume]

uhm thats not what it means vro

i threw a liver punch IT worked then he flung

truley legendary

[cobalt shoal]

You're just bad, I dunno what to say

[winged plume]

neck

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-cat-burger-eat-funny-gif-3517609115164313112

[lime turtle]

bro nobody knows what this shit means you're just throwing around a pointless insult

[winged plume]

so i headbut his leg and he drops dead, alr

[winged plume]

guess what

[cobalt shoal]

🛡️

[lime turtle]

😭

[winged plume]

i litteraly jsut did that move

[lime turtle]

just beat your mans with ZERO effort

[winged plume]

i did and now im getting my payback

idek evry other boss is so easy but i struggle with the first 1 like wth

[cold bolt]

Ultimate challenge constantly crashes 😭

[winged plume]

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-piracy-fbi-gif-11662752021673448929

[gusty geode]

I'd like this on a shirt! (baiting the AI t-shirt bots so they get taken down for advertising illegal activities)

[cobalt shoal]

k

[merry wyvern]

Sent to the eternal edge zone for piracy

[cobalt shoal]

Me first

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1361816341958492400/speechmemified_Screenshot_1366.gif

[waxen zenith]

all yall newgens smh

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[sonic cape]

guys what happens if i win baron

i wanted to beat some ppl with feet but spawned in gauntlet mode and now i fight baron without weapons

[waxen zenith]

you die IRL

sorry, your firstborn son's soul is forfeit and is taken upon conception.

little mistranslation sorry for the confusion

we get it your eyebrow is raised

[sonic cape]

🤨

[cobalt shoal]

I think you're incorrect.

[limpid prawn]

🤨

[quiet sun]

THE POPE FUCKING DIED

[pale meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-crying-shower-gif-22539469

I CAN'T YEET MY BUCKLER anymore

[limpid prawn]

F

[rotund spire]

not a fan of organized religion but i didnt dislike him

[forest falcon]

just saw

r.i.p

[orchid pewter]

🕊️ may he rest in peace

[sweet plaza]

88 years old and died 1 day after moustachemans birthday
Huh

Rip tho

[gloomy crest]

THE FUCKING POPE IS DEAD!?!?

[spark light]

too woke for his own good 😔

[gloomy crest]

another 10 billion to israel ❤️

[spark light]

❤️ elon musk new pope? ❤️

[gloomy crest]

jesus would have wanted EVs and space exploration ❤️

[river oriole]

i have returned at long last

to complain about these bosses

i like literally everything except for the bosses

[gloomy crest]

pope boss was slain today

this is not a laughing matter!

[river oriole]

what happened to the historical accuracy thing? why are we now fighting giants that have insane amounts of health lol

[vapid wyvern]

Do I need a better pc for the final challenge

Cuz I lag for it

[river oriole]

i slashed that commoner boss like 30 times, across the neck, head, arms, he still kept going

[gloomy crest]

they need to optimise weapon and armour drops

[river oriole]

i mean unless willie is super short those guys are giants

[forest falcon]

the natural enemy of shortkings

[river oriole]

i haven't touched them

[vapid wyvern]

I see

[ashen elbow]

Pope is dead rip🙏

[gloomy crest]

piss

[river oriole]

it's just kinda lame that not only is he gigantic he has even more gigantic sword lol

[vapid wyvern]

Aight

[gloomy crest]

game runs better in slow mo

[river oriole]

do you guys actually like the bosses? i just want them to be normal sized with normal sized weapons

[gloomy crest]

get half sword enhancer from nexus and press Z

[river oriole]

they said no to so many things because "historical accuracy" and now we have this, with the final guy having an absurdly large polearm lol

[gloomy crest]

Its John Half-Sword dw about him

[river oriole]

i would rather them be normal sized guys with better equipment/more armor

but other than that, everything else is great

[river oriole]

the commoner guy is like the only one that really feels bad tbh

the others feel pretty balanced despite being huge

and i think that is mostly due to his massive sword

[sonic cape]

guys

why is there no half sword in the game

[river oriole]

oh shit...

[sonic cape]

we have swords but not half swords

[river oriole]

he's right

damn im still #35 despite having not been in here for ages

[sonic cape]

like this

or this

[sonic cape]

this one is verticaly half

[sonic cape]

this one is horizontaly and i also cut some other parts off

we need those in gaem

[river oriole]

hire this man

[sonic cape]

or maybe this bc half of parts are missing (there only 2, handle and blade so no handle = half)

[night terrace]

long falchion?

[sonic cape]

or maybe this bc no blade

[river oriole]

it doesn't have half-swords or half-swording. what the heck.

[sonic cape]

no, the blade is 2 times smaller vertically

or this one, it is held by willie's magic powers

[river oriole]

oh wait we do have half-swording in the game

i'm stupid

[sonic cape]

where

[river oriole]

when you right click with a sword

[night terrace]

why its hard to do fencing in this game

[ashen elbow]

I'm half swording it

[night terrace]

wait, did pope died?

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-spinning-on-his-chair-gif-26077425

[restive moat]

Yea

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope.html

[raw orchid]

holy shit

[restive moat]

May chaos rule the world

[restive moat]

Lets see who the new pope will be

[trim copper]

YOOOOO you are back
why did you leave?

[river oriole]

i stopped playing the game for a while

[tawny bear]

found willie in cod 2

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-21618446

[buoyant herald]

No blade? That’s about a average

[trim copper]

reminds me of a certain accident..

[austere oasis]

the f in John F. Kennedy stands for fortnite

[river oriole]

oblivion remaster shadow dropping tomorrow

[coarse solar]

Any videos i can watch to make me better at combat?

[quiet dirge]

they need to give me mordhau grip

[river oriole]

sorry that's copyrighted now

[trim copper]

m00 and ovrdth videos are good if you want to become better

[restive trench]

He died before being able to helldiver NOOOO

now i will never helldive

[forest falcon]

mоggеd the round

[astral basin]

Dude

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[astral basin]

My download failed after 60gb and 20 hours

[sonic cape]

bro made stinkma face and survived

[astral basin]

I'm going to fucking explodr

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/xdd-xdding-cat-cute-cursed-gif-27104766

You should have taken my advice.

[astral basin]

I'm going to do terrible things

Awful things

Unspeakable

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/domper-and-vladi-rick-ross-q-gif-13562354517070310032

[astral basin]

sleep with one eye open

[sonic cape]

u forgot to add ":3" to every death threat you say

[astral basin]

its not a death threat

im going to do far worse

[sonic cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158486227180343329/1360965015003336897/count-your-days.gif

[forest falcon]

"I will peel off your skin and use it as parchment :3"

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[astral basin]

im going to lick your feet and suckle on your toes while you sleep

[sonic cape]

@lost palm

[restive trench]

freaky quin

[astral basin]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5AYeGLu0KlyZUe6bS2tgdh?si=9cffd89e60324d57 banger

[sonic cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324155832513855572/1356110714896515182/attachment-5-1-1.gif

[honest hedge]

Look at my sword.

[sonic cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931541016517943336/1214634620579086376/image.png.gif

[sonic cape]

small

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-memes-gif-23355209

[cyan remnant]

Why do Roblox gangster role players exist

[restive trench]

kids

[cyan remnant]

You do not want to live in a bad neighborhood

[sonic cape]

bc this gng pmo sm my gng gona dstry it

[cyan remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[last whale]

Alien language

[brazen basin]

they dont know u in bloxburg

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[last whale]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No embed perms

[cyan remnant]