general-catfish-🐱🐟

[indigo hare]

Hahahahahaha

[limpid prawn]

that was a good one easter

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/frogfacts-frogfacts-trying-frogfacts-typing-frogfacts-brawl-stars-gif-5657742658727865727

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/its-about-passion-passionate-desire-dream-love-of-it-gif-14955686

[indigo hare]

Thank you

[limpid prawn]

10/10

[gloomy crest]

that was a kneeslapper buddy

[wanton portal]

why are Demo npcs cowards compared to the Playtest npcs?
playtest npcs used to fist fight you even if you had a weapon

[gloomy crest]

did you make it

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/deserve-happy-gif-9436936

[gloomy crest]

wait million toes

do u have kids

[atomic reef]

hi guys

[gloomy urchin]

chat what hidden gems will you recommend from itch

[atomic reef]

bye guys

[atomic reef]

sprunki

[gloomy crest]

your still old moai

dont think its over for u pal

[autumn laurel]

Your're're're're

[gloomy urchin]

doesnt look cool

[gloomy crest]

you're putting more 'res in there then how many millenias youve been on this earth

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-high-topher-bus-rage-rage-mode-clone-high-season-2-gif-13788358750608039764

REEEE

[atomic reef]

https://youtu.be/yaOPeyTI3QQ?si=kaUBXzB4pVlJBsjA

[gloomy crest]

stop that ur too old to use reee

[autumn laurel]

i was there when it was invented

[gloomy urchin]

ok yeah its bad

[gloomy crest]

ur supposed to be like the old wise man

[gloomy crest]

you were there when everything was invented

[gloomy urchin]

i want hidden gems not horrors manly plays half the time

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/tmnt-raphae-exactly-yes-precisely-gif-26332394

[gloomy urchin]

is there literally anything on itch other than horror and romantic 💔

[indigo hare]

Romantic horror

[gloomy urchin]

i bet u still play 1.7.10 minecraft

[unkempt zodiac]

this guy HATES indie psx horror games...

[gloomy urchin]

there r TOO many indie psx horror games

[plain scroll]

Halfsword gauntlet not to be confused with halfsword demo gauntlet mode

[atomic reef]

its the only game ik on itch besides half sword

[lime harness]

"remove one thing from the world you think would make everybody happy"

fuck it I'm gonna abolish single ply tp and watch millions cry tears of joy when they get anything other than basically imaginative tp

[idle crest]

Yea one layer toilet paper is one of those things where it doesn't seem like there's any logical reason for it to exist.

[crystal jolt]

To fold

[lime harness]

"it's for saving the trees"

not fuckin really when you have to use thrice the amount so you don't have to worry about getting in touch with your inner self

[crystal jolt]

That’s crazy

[rotund pike]

if you can be any class in gauntlet does that mean you can be a peasant in a knight round

[crystal jolt]

What

[rain bluff]

the helmet vs first person

[plain scroll]

ye. You get extra points too

[rotund pike]

yes, you infact can

[idle crest]

I honestly hate it when people buy into that sort of logic. Are people nieve enough to think that in any reality, using one layer instead of two would save any trees?

Obviously they're going to cut down the same amount of trees and make twice the amount of loo rolls.

[crystal jolt]

You can???

[rotund pike]

time to lose all my progress by trying to fistfight a knight with a longsword

[plain scroll]

[lime harness]

yeah,

2ply and higher

any lower should be summery execution via firing squad

listen I got my morning coffee I can go all day

[crystal jolt]

I always fight equal opponents if I am weaker and much weaker opponents when I am stronger. Never the opposite, aka I bring the weaker and they being the stronger

[idle crest]

1 layer means it takes less long to use a toilet roll which means the company can have a much higher profit margin since I imagine they're selling twice as many rolls or more.

[worthy ginkgo]

hello

whats going on

[idle crest]

And I'd be very surprised if one layer rolls costed half as much

[lime harness]

talkin bout half sword

and Friedrich and I are talking about how we should abolish single ply tp

[forest falcon]

I just want to wipe bruh 😭

[worthy ginkgo]

what is ply tp

[forest falcon]

layers

[lime harness]

single ply toilet paper

[ivory fjord]

toilet paperrr conversation be like:

[worthy ginkgo]

oh

[forest falcon]

no idea why it's ply

[worthy ginkgo]

no need for toilet paper just scoop it all out with your hands

[forest falcon]

sand eater mentality

[idle crest]

A sponge on the end of a stick would be preferable to using one layer toilet roll and not folding it.

[lime harness]

listen if you've had to use single ply you'd understand

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

[lime harness]

ah good old roman times

[forest falcon]

I only use single ply

[idle crest]

They did everything better.

[forest falcon]

just because it's cheaper

some brands got it fucked up though

like wiping with abrasive paper

[lime harness]

yes

I'm saying when can we make 2 ply the new single

[idle crest]

I fold two ply toilet paper I won't lie.

[wanton portal]

whats the high score for the abyss?
is there a leaderboard?

[lime harness]

have you ever tried that jobsite tp?

I swear to god it's just sandpaper

[wanton portal]

you guys have toilet paper?

[gloomy urchin]

why do you discuss toilet paper

[forest falcon]

on site substitue ahh

[lime harness]

it is a discussion of a more civilized age

[gloomy urchin]

ok waterer how many folds do you do to wipe butt

[forest falcon]

2-3

[wanton portal]

no folds

[gloomy urchin]

dont talk to me

[gloomy urchin]

how does one do less than 3

[idle crest]

Makes sense, when there's enough hair there then anything less than a belt sander will struggle.

[wanton portal]

I maybe wasteful but I use two toilet papers

[forest falcon]

when the paper is good quality

[ivory fjord]

what about bidets tho

[gloomy urchin]

even if its quality there is no way i would trust it enough to do less than 3

[wanton portal]

I prefer bidets much more than toilet paper

[forest falcon]

some paper is like that

[lime harness]

yeah, I've worked on a few houses, I will never forgive the creator of single ply

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-slice-meal-hungry-food-gif-16325890

[gloomy urchin]

we should've normalized cleaning butt with water

[idle crest]

I really doubt such a low water pressure actually cleans that well.

[gloomy urchin]

now its for rich people

[wanton portal]

most third world countries:

[crystal jolt]

Brother, you are gonna wash your hands when you are done. Just fold until you don’t get shit stains on the fingers

[lime harness]

yep thats single ply in a nutshell

also I loved that fuggin cartoon so much,

[wanton portal]

what if it gets under your fingernails

[forest falcon]

cut your nails

[gloomy urchin]

i am resisting the urge to tell the most sacred thing i did when i had shitted in the toilet at very young age

[autumn laurel]

bite them off

[forest falcon]

don't have talons on your fingers

you are not a hawk

[crystal jolt]

Water + soap + scrub

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-repo-game-lethal-company-yes-agree-gif-4179274129702757502

[crystal jolt]

Share

[wanton portal]

I shat in a urinal once in kindergarten
cant be worst than yours

[rain bluff]

kneal down and take a moment to breath.

like this guy

[plain scroll]

wtf are yall talking about

[wanton portal]

toilet
shitting
and toilet paper

[idle crest]

Does a bidet actually get rid of all of the shite?

[crystal jolt]

“Bruh”

[wanton portal]

yes
just not inside

[rain bluff]

filthy peasants fighting

[wanton portal]

unless you open it

[atomic reef]

probably scientifically no

[atomic reef]

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

[gloomy urchin]

whenever i needed to clean my butt
i first cleaned off any big leftovers with toilet paper
and then went to the bath (we have sink and bath combined) and cleaned my butt there

[wanton portal]

and this is why we invented bidets

[idle crest]

Scientifically there's shit on your hands right now.

[plain scroll]

Can yall stop talking about this tf

[rain bluff]

i use cheese to wipe my ass clean
then i use razors to give it the final cut....

[wanton portal]

scientifically we drink dinosaur piss

[wanton portal]

can I have a taste

[gloomy urchin]

i have never seen this thing in my life

[rain bluff]

sure

[gloomy urchin]

this looks weird to clean butt in

[plain scroll]

CHAT SHUT UP

[idle crest]

We are stardust.

[gloomy urchin]

hi mantits

[crystal jolt]

Japanese toilets

[wanton portal]

I use a hose type of bidet

[gloomy urchin]

gosh the hygiene is insane

[atomic reef]

is that a sink or

[wanton portal]

toilet with bidet installed

[gloomy urchin]

nowadays i just use toilet paper until its pure white

[atomic reef]

but it has a faucet

[wanton portal]

the faucet is the bidet

[idle crest]

Hear me out, laser bidets.

[atomic reef]

but

[wanton portal]

butt

[atomic reef]

haha

[rain bluff]

lmao

[wanton portal]

how would this work

does a lightsaber come up and clean your ass

[idle crest]

Like laser hair removal but for poop

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-float-water-pressure-washer-magician-gif-17139864

[wanton portal]

sometimes I forget how strong hoses are and the stains just fly to the bathroom wall.

[rain bluff]

Willie dance

[last whale]

What the FUCK are you people talking about

[rain bluff]

toilets.

[wanton portal]

wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

[gloomy urchin]

games feel boring asf
old games i played were absolute peak
now its just praying a good immersive game wil lcome out

[last whale]

Banned for life

[rain bluff]

literally what were talking about

[plain scroll]

We dont need to know

[wanton portal]

Papa's pizzeria/freezeria deluxe is a good original game remake on steam

[gloomy urchin]

where is my dishonored 3 🥀

where is my prototype 3 🥀

where is good assassin's creed without ubisoft bullshit 🥀

[rain bluff]

am i becoming old or why are people using 🥀 now

[last whale]

Oldhead

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/r00ikilDxW4?si=FoeXsqYQ1waFmQM4 one day I WILL learn how to do this songs guitar solo
it is so fucking awesome

[vernal crow]

AAA companies is creating shit nowadays

chat killer

[idle crest]

Dishinored 3 isn't happening.

Dishonored story ended man.

[gloomy urchin]

well too fucking bad

do you realize we could still play as an outsider

[idle crest]

Outsider died fam

[zenith cradle]

dishonored 3 is death of the outsider

[gloomy urchin]

do you realize we could still play as literally any marked person that wasnt shown in the originla game

[gloomy urchin]

i mean his story

of how he became an outsider

[gloomy urchin]

tbh felt shit

[idle crest]

No because the story is specifically about Emily and corvo.

[gloomy urchin]

i dont remember why it was just annoying

[gloomy urchin]

no?

[zenith cradle]

gameplay is very short

[gloomy urchin]

brother we had daud route

[vernal crow]

ok

[idle crest]

Literally yes, both mainline games are about them

[gloomy urchin]

what does that change either way

its not like we play exact same character in every dark souls

its not like we play same character in every assassin's creed

its not like we play exact same character from call of duty 1 up to modern warfare

[idle crest]

Dark souls never established such a connected story lol.

[sweet plaza]

i havent played deatth of the outsider n dont mean to

fuck yall mean no chaos

[zenith cradle]

but nonetheless a dishonored game about playing as the outsider sounds interesting

[sweet plaza]

doesnt matter just put this miserable ip out of its misery already plz

[gloomy urchin]

does that mean dishonored must be limited to corvo and emily otherwise the world will crumble apart?

[sweet plaza]

like the japanese simpsons the dead keep walking

[idle crest]

Both mainline games boil down to corvo and Emily trying to reclaim Emily's rule over dunwall after being "dishonored".

[astral basin]

I liked dishonored 2

[sweet plaza]

yes it was underrated

[gloomy urchin]

was daud dishonored

[astral basin]

Never played dishonored 1 tho

[idle crest]

He was in the dlc 😭

[zenith cradle]

he did kill the empress so yea you could say he was

[gloomy urchin]

he wasnt but we still got the route about him

[plain scroll]

Dauds DLCs were great

[sweet plaza]

hard af

[gloomy urchin]

was whoever-the-fuck was the main character of death of outsider dishonored?

[astral basin]

How many gb is dishonored 1?

[idle crest]

YES HE WAS IT'S CALLED KNIFE OF DUNWALL FFS

[gloomy urchin]

no, but we still got game about her

[sweet plaza]

wasnt she like kicked out of dauds group or something

[gloomy urchin]

you make absolutely no sense

[sweet plaza]

or betrayed him?

[astral basin]

Dude wasn't even alive in 2016

[idle crest]

You're trolling

[gloomy urchin]

yuh and came to save him

[sweet plaza]

ohh right

so she dishonored herself

[idle crest]

Any time where you don't play as corvo or Emily it's a dlc or a spinoff.

[sweet plaza]

but by death of the outsider it didnt rly matter anymore there was no honor/chaos/whatever system

[gloomy urchin]

any time other than 2

[idle crest]

Or 1...

The numbered games...

[astral basin]

Emily ability lowkey goated

[gloomy urchin]

ok my point still stands

[idle crest]

It really doesn't

[sweet plaza]

i never did a corvo playthrough for 2 is it worth it?

[gloomy urchin]

we could have a gameplay of literally any marked person

[astral basin]

Nah

[sweet plaza]

or is it pretty much teh same?

[gloomy urchin]

you have a freedom of like what 5 people i dont remember how many he marked

[astral basin]

Yea ig if you liked the game

[idle crest]

Dishonored death of the outsider is a standalone dlc for dishonored 2

[astral basin]

Reminds me of silksong am I right

[gloomy urchin]

you have A COMPLETELY BLANK list of characters that you can come up with

there is NO lore built around them, you can easily interpret it to fit into the game title

[astral basin]

It's mid

[gloomy urchin]

there's a kid that was homeless and outsider gave him mark to control rats

[astral basin]

Gronk

[gloomy urchin]

you can create a gameplay around that

[astral basin]

Livvy Dunne

And gronk

[astral basin]

Dude was lowkey just bored

[gloomy urchin]

you cannot just throw away an entire world because "well main gmae was about corvo and emily!!"

[idle crest]

Just because it fits under the word dishonored doesn't mean it woild make sense as a franchise entry. As I said before both mainline games were directly about corvo and Emily and everything else was side plots linked to the main plot.

[astral basin]

Shut the fuck up I want a dishonored game

[gloomy urchin]

this

[idle crest]

Not making another game =/= throwing the world away, the story concluded.

[gloomy urchin]

not making another game is pretty much putting world into bin because you dont really do anything w/ it

[idle crest]

I specifically do not want series to be milked to death.

[wanton portal]

wtf do I do

[gloomy urchin]

are you for real

[astral basin]

Give up

[idle crest]

If they did anything more with dishonored they'd be milking it.

[wanton portal]

no I am for fake

[zenith cradle]

accept your fate

[gloomy urchin]

kb3 -> kb1 -> qb2

[astral basin]

Dude stop ragebaiting

[violet tide]

can someone tell me why i keep falling over because something grazes my head, or most of the time just randomly falling over while in a scuffle?

[gloomy urchin]

yuh but i still want a story

[rain bluff]

make an illegal move so you have more time to think

[gloomy urchin]

they have TOO many opportunities to create new game

with new gameplay

[astral basin]

This mf isn't complaining about fifa but about dishonored

Like bro dishonored is NOT milked

[idle crest]

I'm not, I like a nice concluded story, not churned out franchise slop

[unreal bay]

I wish it was

[astral basin]

I like churned out franchise slop if it's good

[rain bluff]

ok?

whats yaoi

[unreal bay]

Bruh? What

[honest hedge]

Gay porn.

[gloomy urchin]

you cannot just cook one of the best game universe, mention that there are 8 people marked by outsider (corvo, daud and whoever else is there who was in games dont count) and then ignore them for the rest of series

[astral basin]

Cool story bro

[rain bluff]

oh jesus fucking crist

[wanton portal]

do not DAMN the Lord's name.

[astral basin]

Remove brainrot filter

[indigo hare]

He didn’t say damn!

[idle crest]

No you definitely can.

[astral basin]

You'll never be ontop of relevant brainrot

[gloomy urchin]

no

[astral basin]

Bombardiro Crocodilo

[idle crest]

You're definitely an mcu fan lol

[gloomy urchin]

i have no clue what mcu is

[unreal bay]

No I live a normal life

[indigo hare]

Most cute uwillie

[unreal bay]

Ok

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-memes-meme-animals-brainrot-gif-4980906455793060286

[worthy ginkgo]

i need a high quality picture of willie mr half sword

[gloomy urchin]

fuck there arent that many

[worthy ginkgo]

do you have a high quality picture of willie

[worthy ginkgo]

whole body

[rain bluff]

DAYM

[forest falcon]

based

[astral basin]

"Unknown Woman" and "Lonely Rat Boy" 🔥 🗣️

[idle crest]

The best things are kept short and sweet.

[worthy ginkgo]

no obstructions no nothing

[unreal bay]

Sure.....

[worthy ginkgo]

picture is still peak tho

[gloomy urchin]

well either way lore is full of holes

though there are novels but i havent read them

[forest falcon]

it is growing

[astral basin]

Dude why are devs adding women to half sword

[idle crest]

We need a uhhh, dishonored movie too, and make sure Jack black plays corvo.

[astral basin]

Wtf

[rotund pike]

i love how every death blow is just shrugged off by the willies in the baron level

[astral basin]

You're yapping

0/10 ragebait

[forest falcon]

I am Corvo

[honest hedge]

What?

[rain bluff]

half sword as soon as they add guns

[astral basin]

In wip they showed a breastplate with badonkers

[honest hedge]

April fools.

[worthy ginkgo]

check the date

[gloomy urchin]

ok on another note
rate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3OKd5b2Rlw

[worthy ginkgo]

they should add this to half sword

[idle crest]

You don't even know what rage bate is boy.

[crystal jolt]

I sense some intimacy going on

[astral basin]

Oh

I might be stupid

[gloomy urchin]

what is there to film about

[rain bluff]

"you aint seen nothing yet son"

[idle crest]

I was being sarcastic

[gloomy urchin]

still

[rotund pike]

n

[astral basin]

Huh. It seems like I've been dishonored. Wait. Have you been dishonored too?

[worthy ginkgo]

https://youtu.be/WEQhIdgm0aQ?si=_loFBuWMrmlmzFBM

[gloomy urchin]

do none of you know prototype why did we go to dishonored instantly 💔

[worthy ginkgo]

peak

[gloomy urchin]

can i disable hair in EA

[honest hedge]

My hair isnt even a haircut.

[idle crest]

Prototype hardly even works on windows anymore

[gloomy urchin]

oh does it

aw man

[idle crest]

Even with games for Windows Live it won't start

[gloomy urchin]

welp it was fun for the first time

kinda not replayable

[hollow briar]

Sometimes it feels like no matter which tier you're on, Willie gets a feel no pain roll on deathblows

[rain bluff]

Willie become buff Willie

scheiße Pfosten

[rotund pike]

yea and i just pretty much go straight to menu when i fall over for baron cause i know im gonna die, especially with the two willies you have to fight with 0 armor god i hate them

[crystal jolt]

you tripping

[gloomy urchin]

you know NOTHING about no pain rolls

[worthy ginkgo]

lmaoo what did i just make

[plain scroll]

I just realised he is more muscular than normal willie

[rotund pike]

i stabbed one in the neck and he just did not care

[wanton portal]

why do people with eyepatches cover their blinded eye?
shouldn't they cover the other eye so it can't be blinded too?
are they stupid?

[gloomy urchin]

i have seen willie getting stabbed 30 times

[hollow briar]

There was a fight where I cut his leg about 4 times or so, didn't even make him stumble. Then I got grazed on the knee and bled out

[forest falcon]

is that traced from the buff black guy

[gloomy urchin]

i have seen willie getting sliced even more

[worthy ginkgo]

sure is

[gloomy urchin]

yet he stood and still fought with his fucking shield

[rain bluff]

Buff willie dance moment

[unreal bay]

Willie has no hair in lore

[rotund pike]

yea

[gloomy urchin]

good

[crystal jolt]

my volume was on max

[gloomy urchin]

hair feels weird asf

[worthy ginkgo]

thats willie in his teenage days

[gloomy urchin]

i will fw bioshokc soon

[rain bluff]

hear this on max

[gloomy urchin]

i want to hear the original

[idle crest]

Me to my warhammer opponent as I start placing my deathguard models on the table.

[crystal jolt]

btw i think the damage settings are somewhat active on the last level

[worthy ginkgo]

does willie know he is

[gloomy urchin]

hear me out
make eyes a separate model

[crystal jolt]

a friend told me that he thought that, but idk

[rain bluff]

"Hyper realistic Willie is not real, he cant hurt you"
Hyper realistic Willie:

[worthy ginkgo]

can you make willie do the freaky face

[unreal bay]

Ayo

[gloomy urchin]

it would be very cool if you could pop willie's eyes out

[worthy ginkgo]

what for

[worthy ginkgo]

lmao

[idle crest]

Holy subsurface scattering. Skin looks like pink blancmange under a spotlight.

[gloomy urchin]

duality of a man

[rain bluff]

"What you looking at" ahh mf

[worthy ginkgo]

willie smells something

[unreal bay]

Hmmh

[crystal jolt]

OH GOD DAMN, i regret ever saying fistfight with hardest diff is doable

[gloomy urchin]

what am i looking at

[gloomy urchin]

you know NOTHING abotu hardest diff

[gloomy urchin]

there is no way a person can beat willie at max diff in fistfight

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-memes-tf2-heavy-cen0-funny-gif-10097243722710880153

[rain bluff]

what you mean max diff

[lunar stream]

peak war thunder

[gloomy urchin]

min damage to npcs max to player

[rain bluff]

let me try that

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-pz-player-pz-project-zomboid-zombie-zombie-evade-gif-24314586

[gloomy urchin]

good luck anything before weapons that do blunt damage is very difficult

[vague tinsel]

this is for my project zomboid players

[crystal jolt]

its true

[crystal jolt]

dont

[wide dagger]

willie if he locked in

[rain bluff]

the fact that its true

[crystal jolt]

my hands broke

[gloomy urchin]

why did he fly into you is he stupid

[crystal jolt]

and i hit him on the head every single time

[idle crest]

Max difficulty halfsword is like trying to fight someone in a dream.

[gloomy urchin]

i can assure you the real gameplay starts at commoner rank

[crystal jolt]

he bugged out for like a minute and ddint use his hands at all, and i just punched him in the head and face..Both my hands became unusable

[lunar stream]

funniest thing is i made him crash into the ground after that flip

[gloomy urchin]

loser

[idle crest]

Willie constantly falling over or tripping over his own legs is very dream pilled.

[gloomy urchin]

whar r your thoughts for this random recommendation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiejIcth2qw

[white prawn]

We should bring medieval fashion back...

I want to wear capes

And cloaks

[gloomy urchin]

cloaks...

[idle crest]

From what I've seen of medieval fashion it mostly just looks a bit ridiculous

[white prawn]

Yeah but keep the cool stuff

like capes and cloaks and chaperone

[vague tinsel]

Far simpler times tho

better in some regards

[white prawn]

I just want a good excuse to wear a cape

Would it be hard to go into cars? Yes. Do I care? No.

[astral basin]

I just want to wear a skirt

🥰

[white prawn]

in medieval times men can get away with wearing skirts

[astral basin]

Yea

[white prawn]

modern, not so much

[astral basin]

💔 🥀

[idle crest]

Bring back 18th century instead.

[white prawn]

Closest thing you can get nowadays without people batting an eye is shorts

[white prawn]

That shit is cool too

[astral basin]

Homeless fit

[vague tinsel]

Get away with? It was just a sign of wealth.

[idle crest]

I've got medieval civilian clothes but they make me look like the grim reaper

Or some sort of evil monk

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fat-monkey-fat-monkey-smile-fat-monkey-smiling-monkey-gif-1768197236560593059

[worthy ginkgo]

joiin vc am playing peak rn

[vague tinsel]

alr

[idle crest]

When I'm at shows i just keep my armour on because it looks better than medieval clothes.

[vague tinsel]

Bro is playing a mobile game lol

[worthy ginkgo]

join rn that was an ad

[grand bane]

I cut The middle of my upper lip on what I think was a radiator in kindergarten

[vague tinsel]

I saw your mouse moving all over the place you arent playing jack

[grand bane]

No POOFY pants. 0/10 complete dogshit

[worthy ginkgo]

join now

[gloomy urchin]

what do u guys do in free time

[idle crest]

Yea I've got them, and I know why you call them that.

[night jasper]

yo does abyss work for yall or nah

[vague tinsel]

I like cutting down trees the making logs from them[:

[gloomy urchin]

why

[grand bane]

POOF

[idle crest]

Oh no that's too late

Mine just kinda look like a nappy once I tie my hose to them, and they make my butt look huge lol

[astral basin]

I can join maybe

[forest falcon]

They should add every individual letter of the alphabet to the automod list

[rain bluff]

sword bonk

[vague tinsel]

Its fun just going out in the woods and making things from wood. I am making a wooden planter as of now for my garden.[:

[gloomy urchin]

nice

wood cutting is banned here 💔

[vague tinsel]

ah well I am sure that there will come a time when you can cut down a tree!

I can give tips if you want some

[;

[gloomy urchin]

nah i dobut that

[astral basin]

I want to go on a week long hike

[worthy ginkgo]

yall just missed

[vague tinsel]

Or you could do it illegally its pretty easy to avoid park rangers, just dont cut down the big ones.

or arosed much attetion

[gloomy urchin]

sir the town is surrounded by forest

a BIG forest

ALL of trees are big

[grand bane]

IMA DO THE THING SOMEONE STOP ME AHHH

[forest falcon]

the curse of discord

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-zombie-cyn-tessa-absolute-solver-eat-gif-12393699154085440765

[gloomy urchin]

this looks so cool
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DWfGe7tHT5A

[vague tinsel]

Do you know if there are any ranger stations within 2 miles? Because if there isnt then you can just cut at very bottom of the tree and get away with it however you will need to chop up the the tree completely and transport them out. You will also need to try and grind the stump to ground level(Its a pain in the ass tho).

[gloomy urchin]

ion even know if we got park rangers

its not even parks vro its literal forest

[rotund pike]

are you just unable to use the spikey stick on baron level cause my willie kept dropping it like a dumbass

[astral basin]

Maybe vr ain't that bad

[rotund pike]

i picked up a spear just fine so my arms arent broken

[vague tinsel]

Is there any tourists that go in the deep forest?

[gloomy urchin]

maybe?????

stop convincing me to go and cut down a tree 😭

[astral basin]

I once spotted a guy with a bodybag in the forest

Or a very big trash bag

[gloomy urchin]

i refuse to believe that people that dont go INTERLINKED on this are actual people

[astral basin]

But I got scared and left

[vague tinsel]

Ngl considering you are new to cutting trees down, its most likely to much work for a beginner. I can provide an axe tho[:

[gloomy urchin]

I AM NOT INTO CUTTING TREES DOWN

[astral basin]

Where you live?

[gloomy urchin]

ALL I ASKED IS WHAT DO U DO IN FREE TIME

[indigo hare]

Are you telling me anime girls are almost a reality

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[astral basin]

That video gave me depression

[gloomy urchin]

look at the comments

[indigo hare]

I’m afraid to

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-up-tangled-rapunzel-chameleon-pascal-gif-16645925528496859545

[vague tinsel]

Gotcha Imma send you pictures of the tree I cut down brb

[gloomy urchin]

SPARE ME

[indigo hare]

Don’t be such a wimp

[gloomy urchin]

there is no solution to https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DWfGe7tHT5A

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-mowing-grass-cutting-gif-26074153

[gloomy urchin]

no fuck off

[astral basin]

https://open.spotify.com/track/04NfX1qK7HBIzejYQhj6qn?si=kvOsqn5SSBOZ0G18BhdFNA reference

[indigo hare]

The comments were less sexual than I expected but at the same time exactly what I expected

[last whale]

It's so over...

[gloomy urchin]

if u dont find this cute i am considering you an ai

[grand bane]

Nuh uh

[gloomy urchin]

you can actually research that shit

what anime girls have more views and engagement

[astral basin]

Get a hobby Holy fuck

[gloomy urchin]

shut up

[astral basin]

You're lost in the sauce

Wake up

[gloomy urchin]

interlinked

[rotund pike]

i find the f2000 bullpup more attractive tbh

[gloomy urchin]

@vague tinsel STOP

PLEASE

SPARE ME
I DONT WANT TO CUT TREES DOWN

[rotund pike]

and that thing looks like a weird fish

[gloomy crest]

w

hi chat hi

[last whale]

Hi Rob Zombie fan

[gloomy urchin]

you should look at an anime girl with face tracking

[idle crest]

Lol reddit is trying to tempt me with dishonored sub reddits now.

[gloomy crest]

what

[gloomy urchin]

this

[last whale]

Do not

[gloomy urchin]

DO IT

[last whale]

DON'T

[gloomy urchin]

DO IT

[last whale]

DO NOT DO IT

[gloomy crest]

aw thats cute

[gloomy urchin]

yay i win

[rotund pike]

a rob zombie poster

[gloomy crest]

wrewerreeeeee

[last whale]

NOOOOOOOO

Another one has fallen...

[vague tinsel]

@gloomy urchin I sent you the photos

Lol

[gloomy urchin]

stawp

[rotund pike]

i have beaten so many farmer willies to death i just want the baron

[gloomy urchin]

i am not into trees i am into anime girls

[crystal jolt]

project zomboid

[gloomy urchin]

Is there anything in your body that wants to resist the system?

[gloomy crest]

what

[gloomy urchin]

Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system?

ok i go sleep that shit better make me dream about anime girls

https://tenor.com/view/cerbervt-cerber-vtuber-gif-11940392822659904472

[forest falcon]

looks scuffed

[gloomy urchin]

GOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zt_ORPZgV8

[rotund pike]

why does it look 4

[gloomy urchin]

RAHH

[rotund pike]

i dont like those for the sole reason they look too childish, in a literal sense

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cerbervt-cerber-vtuber-gif-1266047244146769403

[gloomy crest]

it is VR chat to be fair

[atomic thistle]

I just beat abyss while missing my right arm

[trim copper]

now we wonder why they do that

[rotund pike]

fair

[gloomy urchin]

looks cute

[rotund pike]

thats what the unlimited amount of poorly armed willies is for

[gloomy urchin]

in relation to facetracking video people talk about loneliness not that anything out of hand, apply same logic to shorter avatars and do not look much into this

[rotund pike]

i love having to fight longswords with a dull handaxe

[trim copper]

a """"child"""" having a dog lead doesn't really make it cuter

[forest falcon]

the overexaggerated movement looks shit

[gloomy urchin]

ion care its comically big

[rotund pike]

why are the spears so locked in on baron they dont miss anymore

[trim copper]

u suck

[gloomy crest]

"uuuh snorts no ackshually its a 500 year old that LOOKS like a child!"

[gloomy urchin]

screw you

watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIztBXox60

[ivory fjord]

Did someone say trees

[gloomy urchin]

ralp did

[trim copper]

reminds me of the tinr someone put that one anime girl with blue hair porn pictures in tf2 saying she is 20

[trim copper]

i dont trust links

[idle crest]

I knew a conversation about anime girls would turn into this.

[gloomy crest]

oh

[zenith dirge]

who pinged me?

[gloomy urchin]

i knew i would get to that edge of vrchat

[ivory fjord]

It's usually the pipeline

[gloomy crest]

i dunno

[zenith dirge]

i was sleep

[gloomy crest]

@zenith dirge

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-tweaking-tweak-freaking-out-freak-out-gif-15844619383535388547

[trim copper]

@zenith dirge idk

[last whale]

@zenith dirge

[quiet sun]

This chat is always teetering on the razors edge of a mass ban nuke goddamn

[gloomy urchin]

anyways to finish this convo and actually go to fucking sleep
i dont care what society thinks whenever its possible i am turning into anime girl and spend the rest of my life there

ok bye

[gloomy crest]

stupid smigma pinged you

[indigo hare]

I know

[ivory fjord]

Moai ages every day

[rotund pike]

this fucking asshole willie just flops over like a fish and ruins every baron run

[zenith dirge]

corny ass mf 😭

[gloomy urchin]

shut up you better see that facetracking vide

[idle crest]

He really does.

[gloomy crest]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[zenith dirge]

i had 0 clue what i was doing lol, half asleep bubby makes "Music"

[trim copper]

and there is absolutely nothing to stop it

[idle crest]

A big portion of my ultimate challenge deaths were because Willie just fell over.

[ivory fjord]

You know what's gonna be sad
Knowing that willie will one day cease to exist as devs make more robust character designs

[rotund pike]

the fucking duo ones are so annoying why do i have to fight two armored willies with pinpoint accurate spears with a fucking dull axe and no shield

[forest falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg

[gloomy crest]

i hope they make willies head on a pike ontop of the arena just so they know who willie was to newgens

[karmic nexus]

@pearl coral name of this town is total clickbait btw, you only end up getting sepsis from the water

[quiet sun]

Willie is NEVER going anywhere

[idle crest]

Fighting two Willie's who both have spiked spear things and then fall over trying to evade them.

[ivory fjord]

Good I only wanna see willies in this game

[rotund pike]

not even those just normal spears with a shield which normally cant aim for shit but somehow can track me like the predator on a dangerous amount of amphetamines

[idle crest]

Willie really does just forget how to stand up sometimes.

[gloomy crest]

is the water sweet to begin with

[ivory fjord]

I wanna see a lot of people here get whacked in the throat with a spade then see em kip up to their feet like they claim willy should be doing

[neat tundra]

JERMA PLAYED HALF SWORD

[ivory fjord]

Yeah he was pretty mediocre at it from what I hear

[neat tundra]

Yeah but he played it

[dim lion]

word?

jermaswrod

[idle crest]

First of all, you're making some assumptions here. Second of all, adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

[dim lion]

Just wait till you try weed

[gloomy crest]

weeding

[dim lion]

[gloomy crest]

my mom made potatoes

[idle crest]

I did once but I didn't notice anything.

[gloomy crest]

oh yea and easter eggs

easters tmmrw chat

[ivory fjord]

I think you underestimate how painful getting whacked in the neck with a wooden object is lol

In fact, you can just kill people doing that

[idle crest]

I've been whacked in the neck with steel objects.

[dim lion]

Prolly didn't inhale it into your lungs lowkey that's what I did the first time I smoked

tho this isn't really the place to get into that lol

[ivory fjord]

Congratulations you survived lmfao, not everyone does

[gloomy crest]

happy-1-day-from-easter

[little solstice]

what??????? 💀💀

[dim lion]

Easter eve

[dim lion]

my guess is HEMA

hopefully

[neat tundra]

With or without armor?
Intent to kill?

[idle crest]

I made sure to proper breathe it in. Might have just been shite weed

[dim lion]

the horror

[gloomy crest]

you have to PROPERLY inhale WEED??

how do you improperly do that

[neat tundra]

I'm guessing some people hold it in their mouths and it never actually goes to their lungs to make them high

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-roblox-what-now-bass-boom-gif-23882220

[dim lion]

that's what I did the first time

[gloomy crest]

but snoop dogg makes it like some sort of cigarette

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-lick-school-spongebob-meme-gif-23185061

[neat tundra]

Not the stick, the smoke itself.

[idle crest]

You can suck the fumes in without breathing them

[ivory fjord]

Like smokin a cigar?

[dim lion]

You have to inhale it deeply into your lungs. When people start out, they tend to just inhale it into their mouth and exhale- which will barely have an effect

[neat tundra]

The smoke itself

[gloomy crest]

you're confusing me now

[dim lion]

my dad inhales cigars deeply because he's a damn maniac

[gloomy crest]

just munch on the smoke

[dim lion]

I don't see how that's confusing

[gloomy crest]

ham ham ham

[dim lion]

just breathe

[ivory fjord]

I just have edibles so I cant contextualize that xd

[idle crest]

Nope lol.

[dim lion]

me @ the smoke

[ivory fjord]

His lungs probably look like a a truck's bed liner

[gloomy crest]

do you js have to gulp the smoke down and THEN exhale it?

[dim lion]

mine probably look worse ngl

[ivory fjord]

Thankfully I never picked that hobby up

I like my lungs as is

[dim lion]

You don't gulp, that'll make you swallow the smoke, which will usually make people sick to the stomach.

you just take a deep breath in

nothing complex

In, and out

[gloomy crest]

but through the mouth thats still gonna put it in ur stomach

why dont you just put the cigarette in ur nose

[vague tinsel]

Truely an interesting chat and discussions.

[idle crest]

Your throat leads to multiple places fam

[karmic nexus]

no, dirt e : (

[gloomy crest]

yea like 2

[idle crest]

You don't breathe air into your stomach and you don't drink water into your lungs.

[neat tundra]

Smoking weed without getting high visual representation

[gloomy crest]

but what if the smoke goes into the wrong hole

[echo kernel]

hello chat

[ivory fjord]

I can't read this, we need a willy cross section to understand

[gloomy crest]

it can go into the lungs and the stomach too

you get what i mean

[idle crest]

It doesn't, because you breathe it in instead of gulping it.

[gloomy crest]

smoke is unpredictable

[ivory fjord]

Strawberry you just put the drugs in your lungs

[neat tundra]

Smoking weed and getting high visual representation

[ivory fjord]

And then boom depression goes away

[gloomy crest]

your making this too hard to understand

[ivory fjord]

Actually that last parts a lie it just makes the depression bearable

[gloomy crest]

can you smoke sugar

[plain scroll]

What is hard to understand about breathing

[gloomy crest]

is that possible

[ivory fjord]

You can smoke just about anything once

[karmic nexus]

i’m forever thankful that i quit doing pot, the brain fog was terrible

[gloomy crest]

this is making me manually breathe

[ivory fjord]

Smoking sugar sounds like a bad time lol

[gloomy crest]

also chat you are now manually blinking

you now feel the clothes on your skin

[karmic nexus]

my memory actually worsened after i started doing it, ik a lot of people like it nowadays which is cool for them but, it’s not my thing at all anymore

[gloomy crest]

what else

[maiden pasture]

it's custom, i made it myself following this guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdJ8OM353qM

[ivory fjord]

Build of you to assume we're all wearing clothes

[gloomy crest]

oh.

[gloomy crest]

YES BUT LIKE

that js makes you wonder

how do i control my windpipe

[dim lion]

IT GOES TO YOUR LUNGS AND WHEN YOU SWALLOW THAT GOES TO A DIFFERENT PART

[neat tundra]

When regular air goes into the stomach you just burp it out later.

You often produce gas during digestion. And you also burp that out.

Same thing will happen to smoke if it goes in the wrong hole.

[ivory fjord]

Blueberry is very quickly running out of dedicated memory for this interaction

[echo kernel]

Should I drink rn chat y/n?

[dim lion]

It's so funny sometimes burping up a tiny bit of smoke having not smoked for several hours

[dim lion]

it's noon for me

[gloomy crest]

so we have like 2 windpipes

[echo kernel]

I’ve only got leftover crown apple

[dim lion]

not

exactly

[ivory fjord]

Wut time is it

[dim lion]

what are they teaching you in school

[neat tundra]

You have one windpipe and one food hole.

[idle crest]

Me when I swallow a live grenade.

[echo kernel]

noon

[ivory fjord]

And when do you normally start drinking

[gloomy crest]

that i have one windpipe but thats all just disgusting pro-windpipe propaganda

[dim lion]

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[echo kernel]

I probably want to have a day ahead of me

I’ll drink around 6

[ivory fjord]

Hmmm

[gloomy crest]

i learnt that the heart has a thing called the aorta

thats something right chat

[ivory fjord]

Only if you make drinks from HTD

[dim lion]

I feel like nobody taught you that and you learn a lot of things from youchewb

[idle crest]

Give it four minutes.

[dim lion]

[ivory fjord]

Otherwise you'll be too krunk for afternoon drink

[idle crest]

Was strawberry an ipad baby?

[gloomy crest]

probably

[dim lion]

fym was

I don't think past tense applies yet

[echo kernel]

@dim lion your thoughts on jovial merryment?

[idle crest]

I'm being nice.

[neat tundra]

You don't even remember if you had an iPad?
Your attention span was cooked long ago

[echo kernel]

The jovial scandal?

[dim lion]

I don't have to be nice to them

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358876229901615236/caption.gif

[gloomy crest]

having an ipad at 8 or like 9 was a cherished gift to me

[echo kernel]

Personally I think he needs a drug test

[stone sedge]

I remember using a DOS computer when I was like 2 how does this person not remember if they had a tablet

[ivory fjord]

Fucking hell I wish I had electronics when I was 8 or 9 xd

[gloomy crest]

i barely did

i got my first phone at 10

[echo kernel]

flip phones were the thing for me until I was like, 7

[dim lion]

bruh

[stone sedge]

bruh

[ivory fjord]

That doesn't make this better

[gloomy crest]

what

why are you saying bruh

[velvet radish]

the kid at school with the ipod was the coolest kid

[ivory fjord]

Am I really that old

[idle crest]

Childhood unrestricted Internet access is a mistake that every parent underestimates

[stone sedge]

The only reason I had a phone in high school was because I bought a cheapo one off another kid for $20

[gloomy crest]

oh god no it is NOT unrestricted to me

[stone sedge]

No service or data

[dim lion]

children getting phones has been the worst parenting idea of the century

[gloomy crest]

to this day i gotta have search history checks 💔

[echo kernel]

If I was never unrestricted I’d probably have been a normal person

[stone sedge]

Actually though

[dim lion]

I hate to be that guy but my internet connection was restricted as a kid and it still fucked me up. Kids find a way

[ivory fjord]

And social media. Kids did not need that in their lives. They have to deal with enough shit from other kids as is

[idle crest]

My youngest brother has so much less restrictions on electronics than I had despite the fact I've told my parents what sort of horrid shit you can easily find on the Internet.

[gloomy crest]

plus i heard that your search history comes up on the wifi bill

[gloomy crest]

like all ur pictures were saved to the cloud n allat?

[ivory fjord]

It can be recalled if an investigation is required

[stone sedge]

I remember not wanting to get social media because I thought it was dumb and useless but my boomer parents wanted me to have a Facebook so I could add the rest of the family I never speak to and uploaded every single childhood photo to an album so I'm fucked

[dim lion]

not necessarily but I was restricted in terms of parental controls but that didn't stop me from finding some of the worst shit and getting absolutely traumatized

[ivory fjord]

But most ISPs don't just, Have that info on tap, its a complicated privacy issue

[idle crest]

Aye all my parents do is tell my younger brother not to look for stuff on the Internet.

[gloomy crest]

💔 i don't even have free reign to my own photos

my parents just get videos of cats from my phone

[honest hedge]

Time to give them a surprise.

[dim lion]

"make sure you don't look up cartel beheadings kiddo!"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1358727064147984394/14c7429f012145128819d8beafdf6ed2.gif

[gloomy crest]

what

[ivory fjord]

I was forced to get a Facebook from my college professor so he could communicate with class during and outside of school. That's why I got one.

[zenith dirge]

POR-

[idle crest]

My mum knows that he's learning about weird shit at school and just trusts that he won't look any of it up. 🤦‍♂️

[gloomy crest]

oh yeah i forgot that kinda stuff is on the internet

[honest hedge]

That is the best way to get someone to look up cartel beheadings.

[stone sedge]

When your every move is tracked you find ways to not be tracked, there's internet at school, at friends' places, you can buy devices your parents don't know about. There's certainly ways to go about keeping an eye on your kids' behaviour, but you've also gotta earn their trust

[neat tundra]

"Now that you know this exists out there, don't look it up!"

[dim lion]

PORSCHE !!

[idle crest]

Yea sometimes I mention shit like that to try and force her hand.

[gloomy crest]

[zenith dirge]

VIDEOS OF CARS

[dim lion]

do NOT do that

[ivory fjord]

I LOVE CAR VIDEOS

[stone sedge]

I had a teacher that wanted us to use an FB group chat to communicate and I just made a bullshit account for that lmao

[dim lion]

that's horrible 😭

[idle crest]

He shouldn't have a phone at all.

[idle crest]

He shouldnt have the capability of looking things he hears about up.

[dim lion]

even on parental control devices- kids find a way around the restrictions. I know I sure did.

[neat tundra]

If I could travel back in time to control how much internet access I had as a kid, I'd tell my mom to make it more unrestricted.

Just so to see what would happen.

[honest hedge]

So you'd have him become like us?

[gloomy crest]

did you have video game restrictions too

[zenith dirge]

this how i park fr ong

[dim lion]

Listen I don't disagree but at the same time you should try to protect them from that kinda stuff as long as you can

[honest hedge]

I had it unrestricted and I am enlightened.

[zenith dirge]

same

[honest hedge]

No.

[idle crest]

I was allowed two hours of screens as a kid MAXIMUM in a day, he looks at whatever he wants for as long as he wants.

[zenith dirge]

up until i was like 14

[stone sedge]

I remember the school blocking all sorts of websites for games, social media, etc. and you could get around most of it by changing http to https in the URL, and if you found the swf file of a game you could just download that to your school profile and never have to worry about it getting blocked.

[dim lion]

Nah the first real game I ever played was the first Doom on PC when iwas 6 and that was considered violent back then with them pixels lol

[stone sedge]

This was before every school used laptops and Chromebooks and shit though, so we just had shitty Dell computers

[ivory fjord]

Cept coolmathgames

[stone sedge]

coolmath got blocked

[idle crest]

That's what I'm doing, if I mention stuff in front of them both then she'll be forced to restrict his capability of searching things.

[ivory fjord]

All the OGs remember coolmath games

[dim lion]

they let me play GTA v too because I just went out on the boats and went shark hunting half the time

[gloomy crest]

GODDAMN THEM!! 💔

[dim lion]

ahhh I gotcha, noted

[honest hedge]

Unrestricted internet access is good.

[dim lion]

my parents were only slightly cringe

[gloomy crest]

aw the ONE game that i've always wanted to play that i recently got gifted by my brother...

[dim lion]

no it really isn't

I wish my access was still restricted rnn

[stone sedge]

I remember my dad trying to get me to play more violent games and me being all like "Noooooo it has blood in it" and then I'd open up AddictingGames and play some Madness or Thing Thing

[idle crest]

When I was not much older than he is now I saw some brutal shit. Never searched any of it up, just saw it because I happened to be on discord.

[gloomy crest]

my older brothers extremely cringe from time to time

[dim lion]

yeah that stuff managed to just find us kids back then. On YouTube and stuff, shock videos were just prevalent

It was bad

[zenith dirge]

i love violent videogames

[honest hedge]

No point in thinking how you would change your past.

[neat tundra]

By the time I got to middle school they had 24/7 screen recording shit on the chromebooks and everything.

But interestingly enough they willingly chose not to block certain game sites so long as people didn't abuse it.
I used to be a menace on bonk.io.

[dim lion]

Nowadays the whole "elsagate" thing on YouTube is back and a whole lot worse, but there's much less shock videos prevalent online

[gloomy crest]

to a point its a bad thing

[stone sedge]

Shock videos were things you just sent to your pals for a laugh, even though it was incredibly fucked up shit

[gloomy crest]

to a...
tu ah...
tuahh...

[dim lion]

I was a king in Krunker.io in highschool

[honest hedge]

Without it I would not be the person I am today.

And I am great.

[dim lion]

When I say shock videos, I mean gore videos usually. One man one jar, shit like that, stuff with those classic titles that put images in your head you wish you could forget lol

[idle crest]

I remember when I was around 15 or 16 lots of kids my age went through a phase of looking that stuff up and sending it around. our friend group had a group Instagram channel and one or two of the people spammed shotgun execution videos and stuff.

By that time I was already basically desensitised

[stone sedge]

Damn lmao, if we had screen recording software and an IT department that actually monitored the students' activity I'm pretty sure most of the kids would have lost computer access right away. I spent way too much time on 4Chan at school

[stone sedge]

Oh trust me I know what you meant

[honest hedge]

Holy based.

[dim lion]

Yeahh teens will be teens. My friend group had this obsession with that "gauntlet" website, I could never get into that shit. Made me throw up once.

[lucid atlas]

get ready for the next challenger...

[honest hedge]

As the younguns say.

[dim lion]

Willie?

[idle crest]

Oh yea run the gauntlet

[dim lion]

the horror

[lucid atlas]

cross dressing williard?!

[ivory fjord]

The good ol tub girl scene was wild

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lip-bite-emoji-gif-27518891

[neat tundra]

Willie wearing boob armor

[dim lion]

Im so glad I don't know what you're referencing I probably never made it that far ✋😭

[stone sedge]

They were everywhere on the internet, sites like Reddit were wayyyyyyyy less restricted and censored, YouTube had all sorts of shit and if it didn't have the shock video itself it had like 50,000 people reacting to it.

4Chan, SomethingAwful, the internet was a hive of scum and villainy

[honest hedge]

The wild west.

[dim lion]

Chicken jumpscare

[stone sedge]

Honestly I think that was the one that fucked me up the most

[ivory fjord]

Best that you don't know what it is lol, shits terrible XD. Saw way too many cakes made to reference it

[stone sedge]

There were others that got pretty close though

But I won't name them

[dim lion]

now I'm really glad I don't recall

[gloomy crest]

i blanked out for a moment

[honest hedge]

Did you see a bunch of gore on 4chan?

[stone sedge]

I saw everything on 4Chan

[dim lion]

It's 4chan everybody did

[stone sedge]

And I shouldn't have

[idle crest]

One thing I can tell anyone who's lucky enough to have never seen that stuff is, nomatter how bad the visuals are, the audio of someone who's just found what's happened to their son will always be far worse.

[dim lion]

It takes talent to not see gore there

[gloomy crest]

proud to say i never went on 4chan

[stone sedge]

You made the right call

[honest hedge]

Well, when I was on there it was mostly porn.

[ivory fjord]

Ok floras got a new prompt for y'all:

For your generation, what's a video that sums that generation up entirely?

[idle crest]

I think that was the first one I ever saw.

[stone sedge]

The hobby boards were at least a bit more tame and sane but even then they were full of horrible people

[zenith dirge]

postal 2

[stone sedge]

That's a game

[honest hedge]

Everyone was horrible.

[ivory fjord]

Ye no gaem, think like, YouTube videos etc

[dim lion]

https://youtu.be/b8HO6hba9ZE?si=--XdYGXMabbQT95Y

[merry wyvern]

Hi dehydrated piss lady, and smegma doot, and fartberry poop dragon, and shitzon

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-game-repo-baby-ded-dead-gif-4721400157966648473

[last whale]

Hi Stinky Kraut

[gloomy crest]

i hate that child

[ivory fjord]

Lol

[stone sedge]

Dragostea Din Tei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8

[stone sedge]

I'm Blue would also be up there

[ivory fjord]

These are good answers

[dim lion]

yes I would be

[zenith dirge]

my dumbass though he said videogame

[golden prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-kick-flip-skateboard-frog-on-da-board-gif-16388983

[stone sedge]

Or L’Amour Toujours

[golden prawn]

one day

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[ivory fjord]

https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?si=kdLAVHsy1aBfP8Pl

This one sums up millennials just fine to me

[honest hedge]

Anyways, I am going to shower.

[idle crest]

The only time I've ever looked at 4chan it was through a discord stream and the two things I remember seeing was a video of a guy being shot in the head by some sort of anti vehicle cannon and a picture of a dude in a chair who musthave died a long ass time before the photo was taken.

[zenith dirge]

this

[honest hedge]

I do shower.

[trim copper]

why slowmode again............

[dim lion]

Wait

I got it

[dim lion]

https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE?si=zlm7BLTjp8lpRe2J

[stone sedge]

Lmao

[dim lion]

Here we go

The king

The kingpin

He arrives

Bing bing

[idle crest]

Yeaaaaaaa

[pearl coral]

hi

[ivory fjord]

Yooo crazy frog is a great answer

[dim lion]

bam bam

[idle crest]

Crazy frog is a fundamental memory of mine

[stone sedge]

I remember when this shit was everywhere, I even played the game

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/radio-dance-muzik-taniec-romantic-gif-23950406

[honest hedge]

Goodbye.

[honest hedge]

There is a penis.

And balls.

[ivory fjord]

That's his knee lol

[merry wyvern]

Holy shit spaceman is here

[dim lion]

it's crazy frog he's always had a penis and balls

[honest hedge]

I know.

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7rjjcgz62zvkGreT2HNEv5?si=b9baa10446cb415c Check out this PEAK

[ivory fjord]

Wait are those actually his beans?

[merry wyvern]

Dead Crack (Shart of Lice)

[honest hedge]

Yes.

[stone sedge]

That was a big controversy when he was a thing

[dim lion]

yeah

[stone sedge]

An Annoying Thing, you might say

[honest hedge]

Well, it is hard to see.

[pearl coral]

Penis and scrotum. Delete.

[ivory fjord]

Lmao they look like his kneecap

[dim lion]

crazy frog

[honest hedge]

Now stop making me stall my shower.

[pearl coral]

loophole

[merry wyvern]

POV

Me when I look down in the shower.

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-frog-jamster-the-annoying-thing-gif-11161674364250279361

[ivory fjord]

If there's ever a counterpoint

[pearl coral]

.."delete"?

[ivory fjord]

It's crazy frog

[stone sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_3dHmGtabo

[merry wyvern]

Something like shat

[ivory fjord]

Lmao

[dim lion]

holy shit

[ivory fjord]

Got "don't hug me I'm scared" vibes

[dim lion]

This just autoplayed and I'm getting thrown back

https://youtu.be/jwI1j7sslYI?si=VxznuJamr1_j6o1S

[stone sedge]

Canadian PSAs were wild

[dim lion]

what about the tiny hippo

[ivory fjord]

Very

[stone sedge]

I was just grabbing that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hJK4fCq4U