general-catfish-🐱🐟

[subtle rock]

guess who got another one day of nitro

[astral basin]

You're too young for coffee

[gloomy crest]

Tesco Basmati Rice 😈

Quit.

[pearl coral]

but it tastes nice

[astral basin]

It taste like ham apparently

[pearl coral]

idk i like the "texture"

[zenith dirge]

i live in usa so i dont have tesco 😈

[astral basin]

Just eat ham

[forest falcon]

try coffee with a pinch of salt

[pearl coral]

i block off the airway to my nose when drinking black coffee to avoid the ham component

[astral basin]

Drinking ham sounds diabolical

[gloomy crest]

ew black coffee.

[pearl coral]

then it just tastes like a hot tea

[grand bane]

This one

[pearl coral]

i like black coffee

[pearl coral]

what of it

[knotty igloo]

When are we getting cow patch

[pearl coral]

i like all beverages really

[knotty igloo]

Or bird sickness patch

[grand bane]

nvm i sent it to the wrong chat

[pearl coral]

cows werent invented until 1813

[astral basin]

Tabasco

[forest falcon]

antifreeze enjoyers

[indigo hare]

Not even black coffee lovers like black coffee

[grand bane]

like a absolute goober

[pearl coral]

sampson does

[knotty igloo]

No I mean irl

[forest falcon]

I like black coffee only when it's cold

[pearl coral]

that's just tea at that point

[indigo hare]

Nooo it’s so bitter

[forest falcon]

tastes like hot shit when hot

[astral basin]

I like black coffee when it's not black

[pearl coral]

i freek with it

[knotty igloo]

Amazing name

[pearl coral]

brown coffee

[indigo hare]

More like tan coffee

[astral basin]

Who wanna play ready or not

[forest falcon]

lightskin coffee

[pearl coral]

i've been having way too much caffeine lately in lieu of not having access to sweet tea at school

[indigo hare]

Make your own. One part water one part tea ten parts sugar

[pearl coral]

crushing a full monster energy and 3 mountain dew kickstarts for the TASTE 💔

[astral basin]

I never have school again

💔

[zenith dirge]

im yet to purchase RON

[astral basin]

Then hurry up

[zenith dirge]

ima wait for some sorta major sale or some shit

[subtle rock]

poop12

[forest falcon]

don't shotgun energy drinks

[astral basin]

True it's not worth it full price

[forest falcon]

your teeth will melt off

[zenith dirge]

doodoo stinky 90 farmer shoes spaghetti

[subtle rock]

on skib

[indigo hare]

It was JUST on sale the other day for half off

I bought the bundle for $30

[astral basin]

sir moai of easter

hop on

[indigo hare]

I’m not home atm, I’m at..:ugh…work…

[plain scroll]

[astral basin]

ew. Imagine making an honest living

[indigo hare]

Working very hard obviously

[zenith dirge]

danm

i missed out

[indigo hare]

You FOOL bubby god damnit

[zenith dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1361462121283715174/image0.gif

[pearl coral]

american venom so peak

[drowsy finch]

baaa

[drowsy finch]

All of the rdr 2 soundtrack is fire

[pearl coral]

i love the groovy discordant bwowwowwowwowwow of the geetar

[drowsy finch]

The trumpets are my favorite part

brass is usually my favorite part of a song

[pearl coral]

why do i only get scared to death of situations that are so low risk it's funny

like having my name said in class or something

i been jabbed bare in the neck with a feder before and i was less scared of that then having questions asked about THINGS I KNOW STUFF ABOUT

🥀

[quasi sorrel]

Real

[pearl coral]

biting chunks out of my fingers over "what was the main religion in western europe in medieval times"

[subtle rock]

skib tolert

[trim copper]

beating the ultimate challenge without cheating is almost impossible

[pearl coral]

iron monkey also so peak

[cobalt shoal]

buh buh buh buh

[gloomy crest]

this is the only real thing youve said sam

[astral basin]

i know

[gloomy crest]

i hope u know that sam.

[last whale]

IRON MONKEY MENTIONED

[gloomy crest]

cmon sam! take the frickin photo sam!

[last whale]

Shut up, you don't know peak

[pearl coral]

tee ess not tough

[indigo hare]

Sam please ignore this muppet she’s not even real

[pearl coral]

cmon sam.. the flies are eatin me cuz im full of FISH. pass the phone sam

[gloomy crest]

SHUTTUP SHIZTON

[last whale]

NUH UH

YOU SHUT UP

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-slap-window-gif-6611310231571189927

[cobalt shoal]

Stop swearing

My mom checks my phone bro

[last whale]

Frick you

[cobalt shoal]

STOP

[last whale]

You're not my boss

[cobalt shoal]

Yes I am

[last whale]

FRICK YOU BRO

[cobalt shoal]

STOP SWEARING

[indigo hare]

F

U

C

[last whale]

I'M GONNA SAY A MEAN WORD

[subtle rock]

d

[gloomy crest]

fuc.....

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[gloomy crest]

fucbberknuckle!

[subtle rock]

my wifi so bunz this past week

[last whale]

Frick

[pearl coral]

been in my peak era..

[knotty igloo]

I have a chicken whose shaders are broken

They got brown all over their bum

[pearl coral]

What?

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1362860238537228458/yoursoul.gif

[fallow geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cute-gif-26166667

[pearl coral]

want to draw something

[last whale]

Draw Mona Lisa

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dreambbq-enadreambbq-joelg-hoarder-gif-10014717151775040578

[gloomy crest]

Draw

[quick field]

Edgemaxxing

[dim lion]

a bountiful harvest of unfertilized children today

[subtle rock]

what are you doing just standing there
fertilize them

[indigo hare]

Beautiful out of context

[dim lion]

I will be doing no such thing

[indigo hare]

That is why you are weak

[cobalt shoal]

30 bucks and I'll do it

[lunar stream]

make a homonculus like that one russian guy

[rotund burrow]

my fav character in halo had to be maber cheep

[wind geode]

Yeah this is way better on PC

[subtle rock]

booorinnngggggg

[crisp crag]

Regardless of context we have to recognize they have a beautiful way with words

[dim lion]

Now that is just a crime against humanity

[indigo hare]

Depends who you define as human

[crisp crag]

Its only a crime if you get caught doing it

[bleak pecan]

draw me

[cobalt shoal]

Beautiful

[rotund burrow]

what game is this

[indigo hare]

The car ahead of me is smoking MARIJUANA I can smell it

[dim lion]

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-i-love-i-love-repo-i-love-repo-repo-i-love-i-love-repo-csmallz-gif-6432410537784638682

[cobalt shoal]

Schedule 1

[bleak pecan]

modded minecraft

[last whale]

Could it be Blueberry Dragon?

[dim lion]

[errant spoke]

how am I supposed to complete ultimate challenge when every npc has perfect aim and dismembers you on tap

[dim lion]

Nah I haven't driven in a few years

[bleak pecan]

just be better :)

[cobalt shoal]

Block and parry

[errant spoke]

knife against spiky stick

[dim lion]

What was your name before? I recognize your profile

[errant spoke]

I do and then the game crashes

[drowsy finch]

God I hate towing in zomboid

[lunar stream]

you drive over a corpse and the towed vehicle goes flying into the stratosphere dragging you with it

[indigo hare]

Just how god intended

[cobalt shoal]

I drove over a dead rabbit or something and my whole car flipped over

I love pz

[echo arrow]

This is gonna be stupid, but would y’all wanna join a blooket game, you can steal gold from people

[limber flax]

why did the beatles take the fnaf 4 menu font

[dim lion]

Plants vs Zombies is heat
my favourite is Garden Warfare 2 🗣️

[cobalt shoal]

Very tempting

[echo arrow]

I can give Y’al the code to join if y’all want to

[humble mango]

Fight crab

[echo arrow]

The code is 4432577 for blooket

[radiant anchor]

I js hit the most despicable combo

left right hook into a spinning hook kick to the liver followed up with an axe kick

[dim lion]

hold the chicken gentle like football 🏈

[radiant anchor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k76DWti2vOYr2ujJH?invite=cr-MSxCNFIsMTgxMzg4MzE2

[rotund burrow]

please stop showiung off your spinkicks

[rotund burrow]

cheeckin

also nice beard blueberry

[dim lion]

I'm planning on shaving the whole thing soonge

Gon be all Babyface like willie

[zenith dirge]

me waiting for willie model to be ported to gmod

[rotund burrow]

elaborate blueberry boi

what is this

[dim lion]

also @stone sedge and @quasi sorrel these are the same baby chicks as last time, they're getting so big 🥺🥺🥺

[dim lion]

secret

[rotund burrow]

my cousins have chickens and sheep

[dim lion]

Cheep

[obtuse kestrel]

i made a halfsword garrysmod maphttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3464545883

[stone sedge]

They've gotten so big

[rotund burrow]

me after dipping my face in the red sauce at the uranium factory (my brain is imploding)

[astral hull]

Is this gonna be free in next update

or like avadible for everyone?

[plain scroll]

Why me no ping :(

[rotund burrow]

is bros leg broken yet chat

[fallow geyser]

Still looks in one piece to me

[stone sedge]

Probably going to be part of the paid early access instead

[cobalt shoal]

Punching in this game is so powerful I love it

[nimble shale]

is there a way i can disable half sword trainer for normal gameplay?
or uninstall it whenever?

[astral hull]

Does the trainer have custom weapons, or atleast the ability to choose ur own loadout

[plain scroll]

yes

[stone sedge]

Use the Half Sword Mod Installer, click the Advanced tab at the top, probably make sure it's set to Demo now that the game is the demo, and click Install/Uninstall, it'll ask if you're sure you want to uninstall it

Then use the Installer to reinstall it whenever you want it again

[stone sedge]

It may have changed since the game updated, but this is the way it used to work

[stone sedge]

I think you can change the size of the weapons, but no customization like that video shows. You can use it in combination with OVRDTH's loadout saver to create custom loadouts

[nimble shale]

Thanks

[stone sedge]

Spawn the items you want, equip them, press ctrl+L, then switch to the loadout saver and save loadout

[nimble shale]

You can, i used it

It's cursed 💀

[stone sedge]

You for sure could in the old demo one lol

[rotund burrow]

can i get old abyss back

[nimble shale]

As in without the fog?

[stone sedge]

If you want the darkness I think there's a fog checkbox in the settings, but the gameplay is gone

[rotund burrow]

i wan get my comically large spoon

[rotund burrow]

no not fog i mean the old one that the mod installer worked on or whatever

[rotund burrow]

is that new demo abyss

[stone sedge]

Old screenshots

[plain scroll]

Dont show blueberry this

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-evil-cat-apoth-apotheosis-combine-gif-17169116478421915581

[rotund burrow]

w mayun

i wish i could get my comically large greatsword and spoon back ):

[stone sedge]

When you use the Installer are you making sure it's set to Demo instead of Playtest?

I haven't modded the new Demo so I don't know if it all works still

[rotund burrow]

can you send the installer link

[astral hull]

ooh damn is there a tutorial for downlaodig mods still?

[rotund burrow]

there shouldnt even be a tutorial if your using installer

its super easy

[quiet sun]

you see gmod half sword arena?

[stone sedge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/3

[zenith dirge]

yes

but theres no willie

[stone sedge]

I was wondering if it used Half Sword assets or if they actually recreated them

[quiet sun]

Hand recreated apparently

[astral hull]

Wheres that loadout one?

[stone sedge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[stone sedge]

Nice lol, that's dedication

[quiet sun]

frfr

[regal karma]

@drowsy finch

[astral hull]

A shame i still cant create custom loadouts but this'll do for now thanks

[plain scroll]

The curse is striking

[stone sedge]

No problemo

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555301947146502144/1362857455998079016/20250418_134451.jpg?ex=6803eb6a&is=680299ea&hm=b664d4a7393b9733141bbb3c7a979516d35967a0b2d9441bbc84a17b6486a192&

[trim copper]

its always striking

[dim lion]

why do I always open my phone to messages like this

Anyway

https://youtu.be/WwSbYvGI5lQ?si=fe-D6xFXjLuocdVf

This is neat

[plain scroll]

ewww shadiversity

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-brotha-eww-meme-eww-eww-gif-gif-1452572770363109714

[cobalt shoal]

He's just standing there. . .

[dim lion]

don't knock it till you see

It's pretty neat

[grand bane]

aint talking about the dagger

[dim lion]

Smh

[plain scroll]

Watch this instead brother man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ukeUbtGWEg

[grand bane]

Im just not a big fan of Shadiversity. That dude does not know how to take criticism

[fallow geyser]

OH MY ASGJHAS I DON'T CARE ABOUT PEASANT STOP SENDING ME BACK!!!!

[worthy ginkgo]

hello

[dim lion]

why do we have a bunch of shadiversity haters here

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-nodding-nod-yes-yup-gif-13973219

[spark quartz]

Haha go look up the drama on YouTube

[dim lion]

can't we just sit back and enjoy the content

[dim lion]

I don't have time for YouTube drama

[trim copper]

he lied

[dim lion]

I might be unemployed but I don't gobble the slop

[grand bane]

Watch whatever you want. but be aware that we are judging🥳

[cobalt shoal]

Holy shit it's the real billy flowers

[plain scroll]

Dude goofy as fuck

[spark quartz]

Hey man if you don't mind supporting a bigot that's on you!

[worthy ginkgo]

lil willie made his way to the top

[worthy ginkgo]

he lost a lot

[spark quartz]

Omg shizton hu

[worthy ginkgo]

not his hands tho

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[dim lion]

Christ I don't have time for this

[plain scroll]

His own brother dont even like him

[dim lion]

Can't even send a video about a knife without you pissants getting fussy

[grand bane]

And WORSE. he attacked my fellow David from Sellswordarts

[worthy ginkgo]

why is there nobody in vc

[trim copper]

because it sucks

[worthy ginkgo]

no u

imma fo faint some feggs

because it is easter

eggs

[trim copper]

your poop is black buddy

[dim lion]

nice save

[stone sedge]

Oh no why did I look him up

[quick torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/handofblood/clip/CrazyAttractivePterodactylSSSsss-Dw55pPYL_wkDumOx

whats going on here

[stone sedge]

I'm gonna go play Zomboid to wash myself of that filth

Then some Half Sword

[spark quartz]

Yeah not a great human

[stone sedge]

Pain

[dim lion]

see that's why I didn't wanna bother

I didn't even know who the guy was until this one video, just wanted to share a neat knife with people but NOOOOOO everyone's always gotta make things a problem.

[stone sedge]

Lmao

Also Techno Willie slaps, we need more Techno Willie

[vernal zodiac]

just beat the baron am I allowed to participate in the server now

[spark quartz]

No

[dim lion]

dj streamer duo looks like?

[vernal zodiac]

awww :(

[balmy cliff]

he says mean words therefor pure evil

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-game-indie-horror-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-16093430096844533032

[spark quartz]

Sorry leon

[dim lion]

I cannot dispute this

[vernal zodiac]

I must train a thousand years before I can meet the halfsword speech requirements

[dim lion]

have him shot.

[spark quartz]

Actually the minimum is 1500 years :/

[vernal zodiac]

no but fr was the "ultimate challenge" designed to be beat in one try, do we know this

[spark quartz]

I'm still stuck on it

[vernal zodiac]

what

[spark quartz]

I can make it to the point where I gotta fight two of them

It all depends on what weapon I can get my hands on

[vernal zodiac]

oh fair, I use polearms mostly until I get the bronze(?) mace at knight

I understand how hard it can be with lesser weapons

[violet garden]

The being radiates with energies purely bad and destructive, to share the name and/or the face is to bring great sorrows for universal entities. Careful!

[spark quartz]

Every time I spawn the peasant I fight either has the pitchfork (godtier) or the sickle (ass)

[plain scroll]

Also beyond the controversial stuff from him he is just an unreliable sword tuber. He fairly often takes sources out of context or doesn't use sources at all

[vernal zodiac]

sickle really got nerfed from the demo huh,

gone are the days of perfect edge alignment

[spark quartz]

Idk I never used that shit lol

[spark quartz]

And yeah it sucks major ass I can barely cut mfers with a knife

[dim lion]

noted

[dim lion]

noted

[vernal zodiac]

I thought that's the point, since the knives are not... knife looking? so I mostly look for stabs and gut pulls

but I thought you meant the actual scythe not the... curved knife

[spark quartz]

I mean you get a knife but you also get a cleaver in some instances which still doesn't cut, it's very inconsistent for me

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/realtor-chill-chilling-chill-like-that-sheeesh-gif-27102911

[spark quartz]

A sickle and a scythe are very different things

[vernal zodiac]

I read scythe it's so over

[trim copper]

sick unc

[plain scroll]

I cut an arm of yesterday with a knife. I only have medium gore settings and regular damage settings too

[spark quartz]

You literally wrote sickle in one of your previous comments bro 😭

[vernal zodiac]

it's over, they know (I'm dumb)

[spark quartz]

You cut the arm of yesterday????

That's metal as fuck

[vernal zodiac]

I might not just outskill you, but outsilly you, how does it feel?

[spark quartz]

Impossible

[drowsy finch]

Yay!!

On todays episode of "Rali Folley Kites a Horde"

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-minor-s-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-10940848928744248792

[vernal zodiac]

my dude just hit a hard af pose on the baron but I've got the 10mb limit T-T

[unreal bay]

normal mantic convo

[plain scroll]

We dont make those jokes anymore mr galaxy

[unreal bay]

rightt

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-pout-pouting-tantrum-angry-gif-26538403

[unreal bay]

mb

[trim copper]

galaxy was one of them after all this time...

[stone sedge]

I love that B42 added the mannequin challenge zombie bug

[indigo hare]

Does Rali kite a horde in this episode

[spark quartz]

We don't?

[indigo hare]

I don’t know

But look at this

[spark quartz]

I know

[spark quartz]

That's insanity

[indigo hare]

What kind of jokes I’m confused 😭

[spark quartz]

Are you sure?

[vernal zodiac]

london jokes

[drowsy finch]

lmfao yeag

What are these numptys up to

[stone sedge]

Zombie dance party

[cobalt shoal]

Hell yeah

[drowsy finch]

I think I'm a little under prepared

what the actual fuck

[cobalt shoal]

Just run all of them over

Wait where is that Army Surplus

[astral basin]

vc join lv requirement is ridicolous

[cobalt shoal]

How

[plain scroll]

Its unfortunate but too many disgusting creatures made their home in there so we gotta limit it

[astral basin]

let the creatures be disgusting

[drowsy finch]

I can't sacrifice my car like that rn

jesusss

[plain scroll]

god no.

[astral basin]

bad bad people or just bad people

[cobalt shoal]

Bad bad people

[plain scroll]

both

[astral basin]

bad people should be allowed then

[flat widget]

Mantic would have to pull his Greatsword out of retirement to deal with the VCers

[upbeat pumice]

Npcs stay back if u point ur sword at them?

#photography📷 message

[regal karma]

kinda

[upbeat pumice]

They dont emidaitly charge

holy shit my spelling

[regal karma]

yes. they will not jump face first into a sword and will keep their distance if they find no way to get around it

[plain scroll]

Yeah especially if you point at them with ALT. Eventually they try charge at you tho

[upbeat pumice]

My game keeps crashing after i open discord

well. sometiems

[upbeat pumice]

And double clicking?

[plain scroll]

probably idk

[upbeat pumice]

yeah, same fuature

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbids-rabbids-invasion-basketball-lebron-james-the-bron-jame-gif-13859311437011524560

[cobalt shoal]

The power went out 🥀🥀

[dim lion]

the voices in my head when I'm watching a lovely Christmas parade

[cobalt shoal]

Relatable

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100476193993670758/1273614139344031815/attachment.gif

[cobalt shoal]

None of them fell over, 0/10.

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[quasi sorrel]

Damn, do you have sprinter zombies on still?

[idle crest]

Him and the skallagrim guy, I watched a video from each of them not long ago and neither of them do proper research, I swear I saw skallagrim use a videogame wiki or a reddit thread as a source once.

[regal karma]

holy fuck i hate fulgora

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dreambbq-enadreambbq-joelg-hoarder-gif-10014717151775040578

[drowsy finch]

I wouldn’t have even tried to go here with sprinters lol

No this is just a generic zombie run, I wanted to focus on firearms

[delicate fjord]

Berserk is peak fiction

[quasi sorrel]

Ahh yeah makes sense

[lunar ermine]

Skallagrim is fine, he doesn't pretend to be an expert on things and just gives his opinions on things, sometimes I disagree sometimes I don't. The difference is shadiversity claims to be an expert and is always right no matter what. Skalligrim tends to encourage you to look more into the subject and just gives his take on it.

[quasi sorrel]

Those are fun

[amber tundra]

you guys also grab each limp of willie after you won the fight while he's still alive so you make him suffer more

[lunar stream]

no you're just mentally ill

[amber tundra]

real

[zinc zealot]

is it possible to crush the heads still or did they remove it

im trying with a hammer i cant pop his skull anymore

[amber tundra]

its removed i think for now

[zinc zealot]

oh okay i hope they add it back

[idle crest]

I remember a video from shad where he shot a bow or smth at a breastplate, he said the thing was made of mild steel and in the same breath said it would be equivalent to an above average original or something... Mild steel.

[sweet plaza]

1 time i slashed the feet trying to see how much i can prolong it
nowadays i try and stab the neck/head to end it quickly

[amber tundra]

i just realised i can crush his hands too

[sweet plaza]

breaking knees is very satisfying (in half sword)

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-gif-cat-emoji-cat-ping-pong-emoji-gif-27514853

[amber tundra]

very

[uneven kettle]

Shad is a total hmm... How to say generously... Total idiot and chud.

[amber tundra]

this is basically just torture at this point

[idle crest]

Idk he didn't hear himself say "it's mild steel so relatively good" and realise he's talking out of his butt.

[amber tundra]

chat, is it time to end his suffering?

[idle crest]

You can bend a mild steel breastplate into itself with your bare hands.

[amber tundra]

or shall i break his feet

[uneven kettle]

Shad, like many online creators in his particular sphere is good at sounding educated and intelligent and not much else.

He's also a total pissbaby when it comes to accepting criticism.

I am a professional Shadhater.

[idle crest]

A good way to tell if a youtuber knows what they're talking about when it comes to the medieval period is whether or not they're from Europe.

[astral basin]

who is shad

[subtle rock]

[viscid plaza]

Hey I made a cool half sword youtube video if anyone wants to check it out foreal foreal..

[pearl coral]

different guy

[subtle rock]

was wondering what the HELL i came back to

[astral basin]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4bkPAARkDov1lV05emEF7a?si=2af2eb7a0f5c4761 such a banger frfr

[vocal glacier]

guys uh does ansyone else have that stupid prroblem wherre the game crashes in ultimate challenge?

[pine girder]

Drat I was going to post an image of something, but realized me no have perms :[

[idle crest]

[lunar stream]

peasant

[pine girder]

😔

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mlk-discord-discordians-roles-color-roles-gif-11722443722294906054

[crystal jolt]

guys

[subtle rock]

we're all the same colour but theres still a hierarchy

[crystal jolt]

call bs on the last guantlet challange

[subtle rock]

classist not racist

[ornate mortar]

i cannot do the first challenge

[indigo hare]

Yes with me at the top looking down at you ants

[subtle rock]

dude we're basically on the same level 😭

[indigo hare]

You are nothing

[subtle rock]

WE are nothing

[crystal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-roles-trash-cans-yellow-talking-gif-18086746445201181424

[astral basin]

how long u working

lowkey i dont work

[indigo hare]

I let you stay here under my mercy

I am a fair god

[crystal jolt]

I like this god

[indigo hare]

I work till 6 so another 40 minutes

[crystal jolt]

He got good confidence

[indigo hare]

Good man

[subtle rock]

you follow the same rules as us buddy

[astral basin]

thats until midnight for me

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah watch this

[astral basin]

also why you on discord during work smh smh

[indigo hare]

I’m gonna get really political

[astral basin]

minus 200 social credit

[crystal jolt]

💀

🫣

[indigo hare]

Oh you’re lucky I have to go back to work

[crystal jolt]

🔥

[crystal jolt]

i want to be able to at least react

[plain scroll]

Ill ping the purple folk on you. The barons

[crystal jolt]

scary

also

[plain scroll]

It doesnt take that long to get level 1 for react perms

[crystal jolt]

the last fight is impossible for me

i literarly got to much skill issues

my friend did it twice, first try he got 1 death. The second 0 deaths

yeah

i need serious help

also how much yapping i need until i level up

[plain scroll]

I cant remember the exact amount of messages

[crystal jolt]

why you even mod 😔

it should be common knowledge for you moderators

[plain scroll]

We dont control the system

[crystal jolt]

hm

[drowsy finch]

baaa

[subtle rock]

thats because there isnt one!

[subtle rock]

"we dont control the system" mfs when /slowmode comes into question

[uneven kettle]

Yea in fact, just had that happen.

[raw orchid]

beamng in server activity hell yeah @unreal bay

[plain scroll]

thats a different system silly

[viscid plaza]

rahh

[subtle rock]

its the system

[viscid plaza]

wyd guys

[trim sparrow]

Is this game ever planning to do a mode were u can play against friends? probs been asked loads already just wondering

[pearl atlas]

we need this fr

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1327510302274879529/caption.gif

[hallow bane]

peak

[wet gull]

i call this move "scratchin ma nuts"

[lunar stream]

rali you need to play crazycattle3d it's peak

[drowsy finch]

Oh god

[trim sparrow]

Would be amazing

[subtle rock]

fyre

[pearl atlas]

i want a mace so badly

[gloomy crest]

that boy gone

kicking might be a little op chat

[restive mural]

they should make ir easier to grab weapons off enimies in the void. I grab everything else aside for the weapon 🤦‍♂️

[cosmic rain]

OH MY GOOOOOD HEEELP MEEE

[crystal jolt]

i hate this game

[subtle rock]

no you dont

[astral basin]

ok

[gloomy crest]

spears do too much damage

[astral basin]

cope

[cosmic rain]

no 😔

[gloomy crest]

even on the lowest of low dmg

[astral basin]

spears are like the easiest thing to beat

[gloomy crest]

i said theyre hard to beat where exactly?

[astral basin]

in bitching and moaning about getting hit

[gloomy crest]

i think 1st there should be even more to the dmg slider so we can take even less damage

[gloomy crest]

you listen to samsung ringtones shush

[brittle hearth]

this game pisses me off so much but its so fun

[vocal juniper]

i am placing blocks and crap cuz im in freaking minecraft

[astral basin]

what does this even mean

[vocal juniper]

you know what it means

[astral basin]

nah

[gloomy crest]

bring me the horizon made a samsung ringtone one of the popular ones

default

[astral basin]

idk

this song is good tho

[gloomy crest]

"its hard to get hit by a spear so them oneshotting at THE LOWEST DMG is fair"

[astral basin]

turn gore off

[gloomy crest]

at least then just make it so theres even lower dmg settings

[vocal juniper]

half swording with the spear is a free kill what

[gloomy crest]

its almost all the way off

[gloomy crest]

exactly

[vocal juniper]

when can we half sword in our off hand

[pearl atlas]

PLEASE add headbutting

[vocal juniper]

it exists

look down and sprint

[pearl atlas]

yea but like a real move for it

[vocal juniper]

maybe

[vocal glacier]

Guys does anyone know why the gmae crashes at ultimate challenge

[gloomy crest]

though with the new physics its harder to half sword since ur left hand is fucking disabled as shit and drops ur weapon every 2 seconds

[pearl atlas]

thats more like ramming

[vocal juniper]

turn off gore

[limber flax]

add testicles to half sword

[vocal juniper]

sex update pls

[pearl atlas]

fr

[latent condor]

can someone explain the weapon swinging physics change from the playtest? Am I just bad? why was it so much better before???

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[idle crest]

Ballocks physics which can be taken away with a Billhook

[astral basin]

they changed the passive parry iirc

[gloomy crest]

its so fucking awful i genuinely cant

[vocal juniper]

you probally turnred down your damage setting or something

or lock in strength

[gloomy crest]

i added it

[limber flax]

fire

[drowsy finch]

ballhook <3

[gloomy crest]

this good enough?

[vocal juniper]

no

[limber flax]

no balls

[vocal juniper]

more we need more

[gloomy crest]

no dick no balls and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation

Anyone else think thrusting needs work? It feels useless, does 0 dmg and is hard to aim. The only time it does anything is if you run full speed and impale someone

[limber flax]

one time in the old demo my character was naked tho

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-meme-gumball-no-gif-26170636

[latent condor]

Glad they added slo mo, but can we also get like a non deep fried version without a time limit in "free" mode?

[limber flax]

i remembr

[gloomy crest]

same

[raw orchid]

@lost palm

[idle crest]

Yh, heard horror stories of a guy who got one of his ballocks hooked by a Billhook at a reenactment, tore it straight off. This is why I want to get my skirt finished.

[gloomy crest]

meow

[gloomy crest]

i hate the new physics

am i swinging a pool noodle

[quiet sun]

What weapon?

[gloomy crest]

all of em

[latent condor]

https://tenor.com/view/fried-dank-its-scary-meme-gif-17230544

[raw orchid]

idk the game just feels weird now

[astral basin]

nah man

[idle crest]

Is it going to be a weapon that swings like that in reality?

[quiet sun]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[quiet sun]

fuck man why would you reenact without proper sack protection?

[drowsy finch]

Improvised bottom surgery :(

[gloomy crest]

the long spear is entirely unusable in half sword mode, like genuinely try it your left hand keeps letting go at any movement whatsoever

[raw orchid]

LMAOO

[gloomy crest]

Sometimes feels that way. Also thrusting needs work. It feels useless even on spears. Only time it does anything is if you run full speed

[quiet sun]

Common issue, but not unusable.

[raw orchid]

this

[gusty geode]

hlaf sowrd billook

[idle crest]

Basically nobody has ballock protection, everyone who isn't wearing a skirt pretty much just has civilian linens covering the gonads.

[quiet sun]

You gotta practice your thrusting cuz it’s actually very very good

[gloomy crest]

its genuinely awful, thrusting is so so so so so bad idk how theyll fix it

[raw orchid]

thrusting is NOT good

[gloomy crest]

ur og youve gotten used to it bein horrid

[quiet sun]

Even then, cups exist. I’d spend some cash on a decent cup and it’d make the hosen look even more authentic with a big ol package

[quiet sun]

Perhaps, I’ve just locked in more than you have.

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/stoyan-kolev-стоянколев-ahil-ot-troq-bg-star-spge-gif-21810631

im gonna do something to you

[idle crest]

I don't need a cup for that 😎

[gloomy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762745994521083914/1220330783357800530/giphy.gif

[gusty geode]

my method of thrusting usually is holding the thrust button and then dragging to the right, it seems to work a lot better for some reason or other

[gloomy crest]

It can be okay if you RUN at someone with your weapon out. But you should be able to stab people. Even if it connects it does nothing. Its also awkward to aim. What's the point of using a spear or any long weapon if you cant fully utilize the range advantage

[gloomy crest]

oh lemme try that

[quiet sun]

You gotta try using Alt to stab dude

Solves like all the issues you have there

[raw orchid]

is that not what were talking about

[gloomy crest]

thats what im talking about

I'm literally talking about the alt mode

[quiet sun]

If you can’t stab and aim effectively with ALT you have a genuine skill issue not to be a dick

Practice more

[raw orchid]

multiple people are saying its ass bro 💀

[quiet sun]

And I’m saying it’s not, you just have to learn it. Like any other game.

[neat tundra]

And multiple people are ass at stabbing

[quiet sun]

[gloomy crest]

My point is even if you stab it barely damages anyone. It feels like it just bounces off even with damage at max

[grand bane]

First of all, Your sabatons are fake.
second, You my friend get absolutely ZERO maiden
third, you havent even thought about buying sin forgiveness premium

[astral basin]

Nah dude it's alright. Even double click stabbing is significantly better now. Like lowkey yall just kinda suck

[gloomy crest]

echo chamber

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/echo-meow-chat-cat-gif-20383157

[gloomy crest]

double click stabbing is as useless as ever ill cut all of someones limbs off with a mace before you land a single good stab with that

[astral basin]

I land plenty of good stabs with that

[gloomy crest]

The only time it does damage is if you full send. Then its good. But straight up only doing a stabbing motion with your arms does nothing

[astral basin]

So yea it's your problem

[gloomy crest]

alt stabbing isnt that bad to be honest but double click stabbing is where the horrible shit is

[quiet sun]

It’s not about damage. Thrusts deal damage based on WHERE you land, and how far. A stab to the arm may not end the fight, but a gut stab almost always will. If your thrust is thrown correctly (movement, spacing, force, etc.) you will land it.

[neat tundra]

Stabbing is among the most overpowered things in the game next to the placon.

If it doesn't go in, the blade is dull or you are going too light and soft with it.

May I ask what weapons you are attempting to stab with?

[quiet sun]

Yeh, never double click stab its a trap

[raw orchid]

alright guys it was good debating i gotta get back to work cya

[astral basin]

Hammer 🥀

[idle crest]

It's also alot easier to swing a sword than it is to stab with one.

[gloomy crest]

spears and the knives mainly

[gloomy crest]

@astral basin

[neat tundra]

Twisting after stabbing is also important.
Or if the blade is thin on the end and thick at the hilt, drive it in further.

[astral basin]

He don't know his shit

[gloomy crest]

spear, whats the placon?

[neat tundra]

The spiky stick

[gloomy crest]

im gonna trust him over you, 🤖

[astral basin]

I have over 100h playtime double click thrusting ain't as bad as people make it out to be

Especially now with the demo

[idle crest]

You can thrust with double click?

[gloomy crest]

oh yeah uh its blunt damage is way too good it needs to be absolutely abolished like the spikes arent even the problem when i face it

they lightly tap me on the shoulder with it and its like ive been afk in the ring with mike tyson for a minute

[gusty geode]

idk if i made it clear by what i was saying but to clarify, when im in a peasant carnage with only knives, i make sure his right arm is STRAIGHT out to the side

then i stab

[quiet sun]

First clip is an example of a non-full force stab working quite well, second is an example of a weak stab. It hits and penetrates him, but not deep enough to end the fight until I drive it in.

[gloomy crest]

ive only tried with a spear for now

[neat tundra]

The blunt damage doesn't need to be nerfed, the placon needs to be decreased in size and weight to make it's damage more reserved except on harder hits.

[gusty geode]

works best for me with swords and spears

[gloomy crest]

i guess it could be a skill issue on my side because positioning of the sword like that never happens with me

[gusty geode]

the only one it doesnt really work with is the pitchfork, because those became near impossible to use for me now lmao

[gloomy crest]

it does 5x the blunt damage of a mace and its not even supposed to be a blunt weapon 💔

[unreal bay]

Woooo

[gusty geode]

is steelseries making the clips like that? theyre really jittery

[gloomy crest]

I may be wrong. Cause even when it connects for me it feels like it's not penetrating at all

[neat tundra]

I just wanted to test stabbing but I got a good anti placon clip with it.

[gusty geode]

beamng car gore mod when? /j

[astral basin]

I jus hopped off

[unreal bay]

Soon tm

[vivid nebula]

Is it possible to create a Room and play with friend or no ?

[quiet sun]

You gotta mesh all the aspects together. Holding shift to lower and square your stance, as well as readying up for quick dashes. Keeping your sword in a good position (point forward is safest, but tail/rear guards work well for transitioning after a cut into a thrust).

After that your aim is important, but that comes down to instinct and luck a lot of the time, like throwing a ball into a basket or traditional archery if you’ve ever done that.

Playing slower and waiting for your moment matters

[barren valley]

shield and spear so ass you just throw away one half of the weapon 🥀

[gloomy crest]

okay this new way of holding things is genuinely disgusting and unplayable the left arm keeps letting go JUST CAUSE dude it was 50x better before and i could actually move my arm without letting go of my weapon, its already bad enough in normal holding mode but in halfsword hold it might aswell be impossible to play

[violet garden]

Every time the plancon crushes through my guard with a longsword an angel dies

[gloomy crest]

yeah WE (as in all of us) throw away the spear AMIRIGHT MY FELLOW HALFSWORDERS

[neat tundra]

it can work, but my technique against the placon requires both hands on the weapon.

[gusty geode]

not at the moment, the game is still early access and multiplayer functions havent been yet included, you can check #faq if you have more questions :)))

[gloomy crest]

Ngl you played like a trained knight in those clips, it was beautiful to see. Goes to show I still have a lot to work on

[barren valley]

yeah WE go maximum defense

[pearl coral]

y’all last night my dreams and various night-occurrences combined and tagteamed me scrooge style

[quiet sun]

Yeah against any polearm I always enter half sword and try to parry the overhead, then deflect it aside and get in past the head of the weapon. They can’t touch then then.

[gusty geode]

were you having some spooky scary nightmares?

[pearl coral]

it wasn’t scary they were just about people i care about and things going wrong

or things going right and reminding me how wrong things are actually going

i had like 4

[quiet dagger]

Need a femboy to half my sword with

[quiet sun]

appreciate it dude! I agree the jank of the game still gets me tilted don’t get me wrong lmfao

[gusty geode]

sometimes thats scarier than a nightmare

i have those a lot

[crystal jolt]

you're right, i love this game

[quiet sun]

Polearms feel butchered since the latest patch id love to see them touched up

[gloomy crest]

how hard does this go /10

[quiet dagger]

@gloomy crest pls post that emoji here now

[neat tundra]

"HEEEELPP! HEEEEEEELP MMEEEEEE!!! HEEEEELPPPP"

[gloomy crest]

which one

[graceful lion]

12

[quiet dagger]

Super Mpreg

[gusty geode]

same energy

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnantpaperclip-freaky-clippy-mpreg-gif-17996009734154919274

[quiet dagger]

No

[neat tundra]

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-male-pregnancy-heart-locket-gif-16560338000601569718

[quiet dagger]

Dude What

[pearl coral]

i have them pretty rarely which makes them even scarier when they happen out of nowhere

always on some prophetical visions of turmoil timing

[barren valley]

im halfsowrding it

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-this-man-horse-react-him-horse-react-mpreg-react-male-pregnancy-gif-2323501253009278485

[quiet sun]

Hell no

[neat tundra]

honestly, would

[crystal jolt]

finally

i finished it

[pearl coral]

kcd2 is now bugging out and every npc in kuttenburg disappeared and now henry is stuck in place after trying to sleep

[crystal jolt]

it wasnt that hard 😭

[crystal jolt]

whats the name?

[neat tundra]

wake up
wake up
wake up henry

wake up
wake up
wake up henry

[gloomy crest]

ur good brah chill out..

[honest hedge]

You are the first person with this suggestion.

[gloomy crest]

Obviously sarcasm. I'm just saying I am excited for when it does get implemented eventually

WHAT? MULTIPLAYER? bro thats a crazy suggestion omg why hasnt anyone else thought to suggest this before

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-normal-funny-ok-okey-gif-7922640151245132921

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-attention-taps-cat-cat-attention-taps-please-pet-me-gif-17034211790270206023

[calm sequoia]

hello everyone! i got half sword to play on arch linux

if anyone cares lol

[honest hedge]

You got LinusTechTips to play Half Sword?

[calm sequoia]

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-smile-happy-gif-4163740030726237429

[gloomy crest]

standing armbar 😎

[gusty geode]

idk if this is an unpopular opinion, and as far as ive checked you cant do it, but i wish you could just turn off abyss after dying, i hate it so much

[calm sequoia]

abyss is your redemption

[honest hedge]

It doesn't matter if it is an unpopular opinion.

[gloomy crest]

can they at least not send me to abyss after i die on the MAIN MENU???

[gusty geode]

i dont like the idea of redemption, if youre dead youre dead and no amount of beating up a boss with a large candlestick will change that

[calm sequoia]

what else is supposed to happen

[gloomy crest]

YEAH

hi chat

[gloomy crest]

?? just respawn the fuckin guy

[gloomy crest]

are you a russian

[calm sequoia]

then either surrender or press main menu when ur in abyss? if redemption is not your thing

[gloomy crest]

why are you punching him to death

[gusty geode]

hallå

[gloomy crest]

what makes you think that..

[calm sequoia]

it will look really idiotic if you don't have something to transition to

[gloomy crest]

it was in the testicles and he bent down securing his own death

[fickle panther]

#photography📷 message

[gloomy crest]

OH MY MINECRAFT USER

[gusty geode]

i do its just the annoying process of having to wait for it to load in

[gloomy crest]

just asking

my brother came up with that name i dont know what to tell you

[fickle panther]

CHEAPER TOWN HALL

[gloomy crest]

i love when some ppl set their real name on like spotify or smth and link it to discord so i call them by their name and they piss themselves 😭

[honest hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcEhgn3KOlk

[gusty geode]

i dont think it should be a forced thing to have to wait for it to spawn in, especially when you die on tier 2, its literally quicker to just redo tier 1

[gloomy crest]

thats pretty evil pal

most of the usernames on my platforms are made by my brother

im so good with hoes they call me a pimp

[gusty geode]

hellsing reference???

[obtuse kestrel]

i made a halfsword garrysmod maphttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3464545883

[gloomy crest]

exactly what i was thinking

[calm sequoia]

i would like to tell everyone that half sword runs better on linux than on windows

performs better and it's more stable

[gloomy crest]

linux 🚮

[calm sequoia]

why?

[gusty geode]

no linux good

because pengin

[gloomy crest]

because i dont like it

[calm sequoia]

any reason?

[gusty geode]

[calm sequoia]

based

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-computer-meme-gif-22925980

[calm sequoia]

cant tell if you're joking or not but turning linux on is the same as windows

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-gaming-computer-computers-gif-23121479

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-gif-25928231

[calm sequoia]

gpu driver error, most likely a vm

[pearl coral]

can’t tell if you’re joking in response to a discord gif with a caption is a sisyphean reply

[calm sequoia]

true

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-crashout-school-threat-tiktok-crashout-crashout-them-yns-gif-8526646474316288308

[gloomy crest]

"itz open source saar mi halfsword run with 1 more fps brazza"

[calm sequoia]

i dont even care about open source

[gloomy crest]

cant play no games

[gloomy crest]

what is linux even about

cant play no games and you dont even get infinite bacon

[calm sequoia]

xD just say you're weak-minded and you can't comprehend anything tech related

[gloomy crest]

all i heard is that you have to code to open up google

[gusty geode]

me when the boldur is big n round and i need to push up hill big time for long time moment in irl life

[calm sequoia]

i can play everything

[crystal pawn]

so is gasme laggy rn or just me?

game

[calm sequoia]

its literally just downloading firefox through terminal or even kde store if ur on kde plasma desktop environment

[gloomy crest]

brooooo juzt learn to code in python c++ and java broooooooo its 0.01% better broooo

[crystal pawn]

anybody?

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[gloomy crest]

just u twin

nice pussy tho

[crystal pawn]

damn is just started doing this shit

[gloomy crest]

that sounds like it sucks

[gusty geode]

maybe turn down graphics and blood settings?

[crystal pawn]

thx its casper

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-kick-trick-bump-ouch-gif-16605788

[calm sequoia]

how

[crystal pawn]

BLOOOOD might fix thx

[gusty geode]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pearl coral]

chat stop ragebaiting the linuxite 🥀

[drowsy finch]

Yes!

[gloomy crest]

using all these big fancy words when i can just click a button and im already using google on windows

https://tenor.com/view/linux-kali-linux-arch-linux-arch-girl-gif-24642405

[calm sequoia]

i know its ragebait..

[gloomy crest]

the linuxian

[calm sequoia]

u can do the same thing on linux, whats ur point

[gloomy crest]

yea thats cap pal

[calm sequoia]

not really

[crystal pawn]

was invidia replay dogshit

[drowsy finch]

Linux is bad because I don't use it

[gloomy crest]

you gotta code for linux

[calm sequoia]

yeah based argument

[calm sequoia]

no you dont

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-trash-linuxbad-gif-18671901

[fickle panther]

#art-🎨 message HALF SWORD R34 (REAL GONE SEXUAL)

[calm sequoia]

if you're illiterate then say so

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-how-you-doing-lil-momma-let-me-whisper-in-ya-ear-ying-yang-twins-wait-the-whisper-song-gif-17410004

[fickle panther]

Mwah

[drowsy finch]

I have no stance on linux in an unironic context, I don't use it, as previously mentioned </3

[gloomy crest]

btw im the one being choked out

[gloomy crest]

shut the frick up

[fickle panther]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-crashout-school-threat-tiktok-crashout-crashout-them-yns-gif-8526646474316288308

[knotty igloo]

its free realastate

[fickle panther]

#art-🎨 message HALF SWORD R34 (REAL GONE SEXUAL)

[fallow geyser]

Me when there's no bricks to punch for fun

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-trips-on-kid-in-a-wheelchair-wheelchair-guy-trips-on-kid-gif-26763253

i can count all the way up to 17

fuckass

[cobalt shoal]

Good job

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1362860238537228458/yoursoul.gif

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-11638060812026845608

i personally could never accomplish that hqlf

[cobalt shoal]

18

[calm sequoia]

i can only count up to 5

[gloomy crest]

call me

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/numbers-psychostick-i-can-only-count-to-four-i-can-only-count-to4-let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor-gif-27341544

[cobalt shoal]

❤️

[gloomy crest]

my number is 988 call me

[cobalt shoal]

I can't

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/988-grug-gif-15842087755005175358

xxxgamerguy_124671

gn chat

[violet garden]

I don’t doubt that Linux is better than windows. However, I don’t like Linux users and will be forever biased. I see you all as inherently evil and bad people.

[gloomy crest]

i mean you can clearly see linux users are 99% holier-then-thou UNEMPLOYED bitches

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-computer-meme-gif-22925980

[violet garden]

They’re lesser people is all

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-gif-25928231

[gusty geode]

disclaimer: please only use 988 for mental health emergencies this is a PSA by the NGD (national goodguy department)

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-breakin-windows10-windows-computer-gif-21384541

now wait

https://tenor.com/view/linux-windows-11-window-door-computer-breaking-into-gif-2145998682255639382

[gusty geode]

windows 97 solos

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/arch-linux-linux-open-source-arch-i-use-arch-btw-gif-25315741

[gloomy crest]

good boy, sanchez

[calm sequoia]

lol

[gloomy crest]

okay im gonna play repo chat

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tungtung-tungtungtung-sahur-tungtungtungsahur-tungtungsahur-gif-6699270143817937548

[gusty geode]

not my GOVERNMENT NAME

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-i-love-i-love-repo-i-love-repo-repo-i-love-i-love-repo-csmallz-gif-6432410537784638682

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[quiet sun]

Tralallero Tralala

[calm sequoia]

i dont see you being employed buddy boo

[violet garden]

You are beneath me as a human. It’s nothing personal you’re just lesser

[quiet sun]

I loveeeee

[calm sequoia]

i have a feeling im taller than you by quite a lot

[gusty geode]

how many commands did you need to use to type that sentence

[gloomy crest]

mongolian coal miner, venusian chain snatcher and prostitue hunter

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1FSzmLIIB7P0hvDbKcMgVK?si=0j2pA6LlRbmWpChI3tnsfQ

[gloomy crest]

(5'9)

[violet garden]

I have a feeling you’re sort of worthless

[gusty geode]

now now gentlemen

[calm sequoia]

enjoy making 1 ruble per hour, i make 10 rubles an hour

[calm sequoia]

no actually im 7ft.. you neanderthal

[gusty geode]

thems be fighting words

[calm sequoia]

says the guy with the chevrolet as a profile picture

[pearl coral]

please quit falling for it 🙏

[calm sequoia]

im not falling for anything bro

im going along with it.. if you can't tell then it's going perfectly clearly

[quiet sun]

Took the bait but was quite a good comeback regardless

[cobalt shoal]

Bait used to be bait used to 🥀

[pearl coral]

mfw kcd2 keeps having nobles complaining about having to enter mines even though fighting in a mineshaft was like the manliest show of worth you could partake in back then

[gloomy crest]

join us sam...

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/war-never-changes-octopus-never-changes-war-is-inevitable-octopus-is-inevitable-octopus-gif-14170507376268141261

[calm sequoia]

very_unknown_boi that's such a kawaii username man..

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-pushed-late-kick-bullied-gif-3482841

[gloomy crest]

i know

is there a PROBLEM with that, huh?

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/hattip-jerry-messing-jerry-the-fedora-guy-fedora-gif-4268630

[pearl coral]

who is very unknown boy

[ivory fjord]

i wish i had a fedora like that

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/karen-gif-24125682

[calm sequoia]

you DONT know very_unknown_boi?

[gloomy crest]

my spotify name

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-gold-cases-unbox-reaction-gif-10790529016447782587

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-and-sorcery-npc-vr-kratos-pov-gif-27181448

[calm sequoia]

dude holy shit i just tripped over the first boss

[ivory fjord]

also whats the deal with the new person again

[calm sequoia]

i need to install medal

[calm sequoia]

what new person

[quiet sun]

Newgen?

[cobalt shoal]

Gravity spell my beloved

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/alarm-newgen-hvh-2b2t-9b9t-gif-20416865

[cobalt shoal]

I am a newgen

[gloomy crest]

mongolian coal mining is the 1 ruble, you dont know anything about my side hustle as a kalithian shitcoin rugpuller or my career as a freelance pigeon surveillance technician

[pearl coral]

got bruises on my forearm from hitting myself with the crossguard of my feder

[quiet sun]

Newgen is a state of mind fr

[calm sequoia]

wait you're a freelance pigeon surveillance technician?

[cobalt shoal]

[pearl coral]

despite how rad posta di bicorno is it hurts a lot to mess up 💔

[gloomy crest]

im also an off-grid waffle iron evangelist and an illegal printer ink dealer but what would you know

[calm sequoia]

alright shut up now pls

bros writing an abomination

[gloomy crest]

watch your mouth, you must not know you are speaking to a professional north korean tomagotchi assassin whos an ex sentient mold negotiator

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-gold-cases-unbox-reaction-gif-10790529016447782587

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dreambbq-enadreambbq-dreambbq-ena-dream-bbq-gif-3048203502918740639

[ivory fjord]

so it would seem

[calm sequoia]

what on earth is that

[regal karma]

it's kane. it speaks exclusivly russian

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1339345951516524716/caption.gif

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dream-bbq-alex-hoarder-italian-gif-1366849317144881989

[gloomy crest]

im a columbian ringtone pirate with a degree in snake milking and ive been a jamaican spice mule for the mafia of the Grindr soap miners association for 5 years

you dont want this smoke

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/joongcat-gif-25050734

[crystal jolt]

cap

[calm sequoia]

its not

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777484585323593728/1197926385692442704/caption-3.gif

[gloomy crest]

on the topic of smoke ive been an off-brand bulgarian cigar smuggler for the past three months on the low while being a underwater dolphin taxedermist

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-gold-cases-unbox-reaction-gif-10790529016447782587

[crystal jolt]

proof? 🤨

[indigo hare]

Brother your medication is waiting for you

[calm sequoia]

proof is that you get to go home safely

[crystal jolt]

what

[calm sequoia]

exactly

[indigo hare]

He said “proof is that you get to go home safely”

[crystal jolt]

what

i am blind, ytou gotta speak in sign langaugve

[calm sequoia]

☝🏻 🖐🏻 🫲🏻 🫸🏻 🤏🏻

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/signing-sign-language-gif-12671633

Yeah

Twice

My discord is wild

It’s buggin out

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-gold-cases-unbox-reaction-gif-10790529016447782587

[gloomy crest]

ive been a croatian fortune cookie writer for the last 4 years while being an unlicensed sasquatch grass plucker you dont know what ive been through

[drowsy finch]

baaa

[cobalt shoal]

I am victorious

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-bounce-bouncing-drilla-gif-5367056226454207889

[cosmic rain]

I hate to gripe, but why does the metal-tipped wooden spade literaelly hurt you when you swing it

[cobalt shoal]

Gold gold gold

[indigo hare]

You’re too weak

[calm sequoia]

naurrrrrr

[gloomy crest]

my venusian shoplifting career has skyrocketed since i started flipping glorpcoin and selling it to turkish cat owners

watch and learn kid

[cobalt shoal]

Kus kus kus

[calm sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-gold-cases-unbox-reaction-gif-10790529016447782587

[calm sequoia]

drop some hearts chat

[warped flower]

Thine flesh be weak

[cosmic rain]

ever since I knew the weakness of my flesh

[quasi sorrel]

true

[cobalt shoal]

Ohne core

[warped flower]

MwAHAHAHAHAHaAHaHA BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[calm sequoia]

mid mid mid

[gloomy crest]

ever since i started doing the rounds in korean solar panel leg amputating my income has TRIPLED, if you own a pair of jar lids you can do the same

[cobalt shoal]

ALTAAAA

[cosmic rain]

👅

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[indigo hare]

What is your purpose

[cosmic rain]

moai pls pin this 🙏

Please Sir Moai of Easter I beggeth of you

[indigo hare]

No I’ve fallen for that exact scam once before, never again

Now I have multiple pairs of jar lids sitting around for nothing