general-catfish-🐱🐟

[drifting stirrup]

You can do that with the round bucklers, though

[unreal bay]

Ahh yeah you can't with that one

[drifting stirrup]

It will just go on your hip instead

[unreal bay]

Other shields you can

[drifting stirrup]

Would anyone else like to see them add Heater Shields in?

[autumn forge]

i forgot no brainrot

[fallow geyser]

Real talk it's annoying asf not having a setting or smth to turn them off

[drifting stirrup]

If he finds a way to do this for iOS/Android, I’ll be sure to let you know

[autumn laurel]

Would love to see heater shields but unfortunately they dont fit the time period of half sword :c

[drifting stirrup]

I see. This must be before the abduction of King Wenceslas IV, am I right?

If you say no, then I know you are yanking my commoner pizzle.

[autumn laurel]

I suggested adding heater shields and kite shields a while back and i was told that they dont fit the timeline

[autumn laurel]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1204467306420248596

[lime harness]

I am convinced God created the tiger beetle out of spite

"ima make a carnivorous beetle, so he depends on meat,

but ima make them so fucking fast their brain can't process what's happening fast enough, so they momentarily go blind whenever they run"

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[lime harness]

pretty much

still

the fucker has the body of a drag car but has the brainpower of windows xp

[drifting stirrup]

And what’s this about Penguins having wings but not knowing how to fly?

God has a sense of humor, Thats for sure.

[patent plinth]

Nothing cool happens in antartica's skies

[lime harness]

tbh I feel bad for penguins

based on their skeletal frame they are constantly doing squats

they never skip leg day because they physically can't

[patent plinth]

Like you fly up and what do you see? Bigger ice

[patent plinth]

Imagine if they straighten their legs and end up being 7ft tall

[lime harness]

fuckin looks down at you fear me mortal

shit have you ever seen a penguins mouth

those are demons in 3 piece suits

[patent plinth]

Its less teeth and more uhh

Wait I forgor, but it wasnt teeth

[drifting stirrup]

Cryptid

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967437421648175104/1343279455526715493/via6SwF.gif

[patent plinth]

Whatever this shit is

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-anya-mouthwashing-mouthwashing-anya-mouthwashing-mouth-washing-gif-4054690084290547419

[lime harness]

barbs and the most fucked up verison of baleen ig

[patent plinth]

I wonder if we can glue this to a wooden pole, give it a french or german name and make it the best weapon ever

[gloomy crest]

LALALAVA

CHICHICHICHICKEN

[sharp dust]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-screaming-spongebob-screaming-run-away-gif-4374785819174740755

Can't wait for mod support

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[spark quartz]

That's actually pretty clever

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[gloomy urchin]

why are so many medieval fantasies are about gods

[gloomy crest]

couldn’t tell you I don’t do medieval fantasy

[gloomy urchin]

...then why did u respond

[gloomy crest]

why r u interrogating me huh

[spark quartz]

Omg shizton hi

[gloomy crest]

do u have a problem wit h that huh

[gloomy urchin]

yes

you have brought absolutely no infromation

in the question

[spark quartz]

Dumb ass named Manshits vs The Irish who will win

[last lance]

neck snapping is already in the game

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/having-a-fight-charlie-allan-smiling-friends-strangling-gif-2387605916138073352

[gloomy urchin]

do your knees hurt yet

[spark quartz]

No

[gloomy urchin]

are you lying

[spark quartz]

No

[gloomy urchin]

are you sure

[spark quartz]

Yeah

[forest falcon]

bro is casting a voodoo spell rn

[gloomy urchin]

i cast chronic neck pain

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[gloomy urchin]

no

[mellow wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256452751555170314/1341945926968803398/legion_takeover.gif

[drifting stirrup]

[gloomy urchin]

who wants to grab the finest steel before acquiring any skill

[mellow wren]

meeeeeee

[patent plinth]

Your mother

[drifting stirrup]

YOU FILTHY BEGGAR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-shark-ssoggycat-blender-twitter-gif-6055494234997748111

[gloomy crest]

freakamatronic

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321650265136304159/1348057010444177491/cohort_takeover.gif

[mellow wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1355153673134669854/untitled.GIF

[calm relic]

speaking of legions..

new recruits...

[mellow wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256452751555170314/1341945926968803398/legion_takeover.gif

[pearl coral]

hi

[last whale]

Hello Samuel Of Saturn

[mellow wren]

baron be like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030805738777489463/1340470307164651520/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[pearl coral]

tired listening to sludge and WALLOWING in SORROWS

[calm relic]

knighting goes wrong

im not good at this

[sharp dust]

"Tusk spin his balls counter clockwise"

[gloomy urchin]

you just lost The Game

[sharp dust]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

WHY

[forest falcon]

i caught mantick's relative

[gloomy urchin]

i hope hes poisonous

[forest falcon]

then i placed him in vinegar mixed with rubbing alcohol, added soda and lit him on fire

i love torturing ticks that i remove from my cats

parasitic freeloaders that spread diseases

[honest hedge]

Fair.

But do they know anything else than to transmit?

[plain scroll]

Let Joe go free :(

[honest hedge]

And it is good to contain them so you can check if they have any disease.

[honest hedge]

Whose tootsies are those to the right?

[forest falcon]

Ion think there are any services to check where I live

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-trollgentleman-trollface-troll-gif-10531994125107892258

[forest juniper]

hey half sword whats up

[cobalt shoal]

My roof

[forest juniper]

You gotta think higher than that man

[forest falcon]

mine

[forest juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/clouds-sky-sun-aesthetic-gif-17342806

[plain scroll]

JOE

[honest hedge]

Still unnecessary to torture the ticks.

[forest juniper]

ah nah thats not torture thats how you kill em quick

i had to do that a lot for my doggie

[gloomy urchin]

hi mantits

[forest juniper]

recording it and showing it to your online friends is weird tho

[forest falcon]

like that guy who keeps a book of killed mosquitoes

[gloomy crest]

do ticks give u tics

[forest falcon]

no they give you lime

[forest juniper]

nvm

i get the hate tho the bastards gave my dog the lyme

I guess dogs are curable tho but for a while she was all locked up n shit

[forest falcon]

one of my cat somehow got a tick on his lip before

idk how since they usually stick to unreachable places on the animal

[forest juniper]

they just jump and grab wherever they can

[forest falcon]

anyway he's chilling now

[forest juniper]

nice kitty

[cobalt shoal]

Mrow

[forest juniper]

my cat never had ticks but was always outside getting into shit

but it liked to stay up high

[spark quartz]

Bro is zonked

Look at this eeper

[restive trench]

hello chaþ

[cobalt shoal]

chalp

[rich lantern]

Or that guy that kept a collection of left hands nailed to a board

[restive trench]

no its chath

[cobalt shoal]

cat

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-18079678347053986461

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1362567163407241407/uncaption.gif

[rich lantern]

Gotta be gore

[cobalt shoal]

It's literally just gel and red food coloring

[nocturne plank]

Before

[rich lantern]

Those ballistic skulls are known for getting people de-monetized on YouTube 😭

[cobalt shoal]

But like, this isn't youtube

[rich lantern]

Dear lord…. 💔💔💔

[neat tundra]

97% accurate to the real thing physically

[nocturne plank]

After

[forest falcon]

you gave me a cool idea

[rich lantern]

Sanity at last….

[nocturne plank]

And now i can run half sword with high graphic settings and no lag

[rich lantern]

W

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-clapping-cat-silly-silly-cat-awkward-cat-gif-8634373961741432363

[forest falcon]

i might preserve the ticks by placing them in a vial of rubbing alcohol

[nocturne plank]

Wdym

[forest falcon]

in the future

[rich lantern]

What graphics card is that?

[nocturne plank]

Rtx 2000 and something idk

My brother just gave me his old PC parts

[neat tundra]

if you let dust build up like with the last one, the specs will be the least of your worries for running it.

[cobalt shoal]

Balling with that singular stick of ram lol

[nocturne plank]

Ik

[rich lantern]

Anybody know why my 3070ti turns into a fucking space heater? Thing gets about 500°. Brand new

[autumn forge]

😭

[nocturne plank]

Still 16gb lol

[autumn forge]

make sure your cooling it

[forest falcon]

the lifted nvme

[autumn forge]

or close some applications

[forest falcon]

augh

[rich lantern]

My old Rig had 7 fans though.. 😭

[cobalt shoal]

Holy shit 3070 ti? Did you scam yourself on purpose?

[nocturne plank]

Idk what that is

[rich lantern]

I was brand new when I built my first rig lol. But it didn’t cost that much

[autumn forge]

do you have 15 versions of cyberpunk with max graphics running in the backround

[neat tundra]

im pretty sure thats the melting point of the 3070ti.

it shouldnt be running at all

[rich lantern]

I don’t own a single copy of cyber punk and I never have

[forest falcon]

your storage

[autumn forge]

its sarcasm

[nocturne plank]

Is it bad

[autumn forge]

anyways yeah ur gpu is cooked

make a grave for it

[rich lantern]

My pre built had a 3050 and I’m thinking of switching them out… but I don’t want to destroy my working Rig in the process 😭

[cobalt shoal]

Ew

[nocturne plank]

The way i put it

[autumn forge]

uh yes

[rich lantern]

Bro said ew 💀💀💀

[autumn forge]

its LIFTED

lik half is in the air

[nocturne plank]

What do I do

[gloomy urchin]

i might need to clean my pc from dust

[cobalt shoal]

When was the last time you thoroughly cleaned your computer? Could be a dust buildup.

[gloomy urchin]

how does one do it without fucking over pc

[rich lantern]

It was all brand new. The GPU just got insanely hot right off the bat. It’s just been sitting untouched for the last 2 years…

[neat tundra]

id google it for proper info but I assume if you brush gently with something dry it'll probably be fine.

[autumn forge]

clean it with an airblower

[nocturne plank]

Please bro tell me what im supposed to do, it was the only way to attach it

[autumn forge]

watch a video on yt or smth

[autumn forge]

the fans

[nocturne plank]

Ok thx. What happens if i keep it like this?

[cobalt shoal]

Your pc will shit itself

[autumn forge]

you have no pc

it wont turn on

[nocturne plank]

🤯

[rich lantern]

My custom built has become my VR stand 😭

[unborn cosmos]

bro u have two?

[rich lantern]

One is toasted. Motherboard fried because I’m a fucking idiot

[autumn forge]

send me a pc

[autumn forge]

what happened🙏

[rich lantern]

Ngl if I’m gonna sell it I gotta get it working to wipe my data off.

[unborn cosmos]

oh 1 works for a vr stand I understand it now

[rich lantern]

I ignored the blue screen of death for the first month and it just took a fat shit and refused to boot back up.

[nocturne plank]

What are you hiding

[rich lantern]

Bank Information??

My identity? Probably

[cobalt shoal]

Ah, yes. Send you a non-working pc.

Genius

[rich lantern]

I mean it won’t cost much to fix. Maybe…

[nocturne plank]

Scared of bank information 🙏

[neat tundra]

we all pinky promise not to steal your data if you dont wipe it.

[cobalt shoal]

You could just buy another motherboard

I got a spare one somewhere

[autumn forge]

switch the ssd/hdd to ur working pc and take of all the data

[rich lantern]

The only thing I refuse to wipe is my own ass

[autumn forge]

ill still take it🙏

[autumn forge]

REAL

i let it crust

[cobalt shoal]

Pretty sure it's an NVMe SSD, not HDD.

[nocturne plank]

Then eat the poo chips

[autumn forge]

"ssd/hdd"

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gross-disgust-gif-3556269

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-wave-greetings-hi-hello-gif-7698888542717415913

[autumn forge]

TWINSSSS

[cobalt shoal]

Adding the HDD was useless

[autumn forge]

what

[rich lantern]

Correct

[violet garden]

You’re useless

[nocturne plank]

We ALL doing this btw 😭🤞

[cobalt shoal]

Tell me something I don't know pal

[gloomy crest]

hi CHAT

cat... chat cat.....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274682043812282398/IMG_0743.gif

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[autumn forge]

then put the nvme ssd in ir working pc and take all the data

duh

[violet garden]

“Blackguard” is pronounced funny

[gloomy crest]

Slide

AND I SEE YOU AGAIN

[autumn forge]

why the fuck is gandalf from harry potter a chevorlet

[gloomy crest]

what

[cobalt shoal]

That's cool

[violet garden]

It’s pronounced like “blaggard”

[gloomy crest]

im saying blackguard repetitively i dont get i

[violet garden]

Yea

[gloomy crest]

what does blaggard mean

eggard!

[autumn forge]

yeshbsbdnqna

[violet garden]

Alternative (wrong) spelling of blackguard. “A rude or unscrupulous person” according to Merriam-Webster

[gloomy crest]

thats awesome

[violet garden]

Yea

Just wait till you hear how “forecastle” is pronounced

[nocturne plank]

@autumn forge apparently i just have to put a nail

[cobalt shoal]

Yes. You push the SSD down with one finger, and screw in the screw that should've been there.

[nocturne plank]

Should i turn the PC off first

[gloomy crest]

forcasle

[cobalt shoal]

Yes? That shouldn't even be a question.

[rotund minnow]

Gandalf the Chevrolet. What a name

[violet garden]

More like “folk-soul” typically

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/realtor-chill-chilling-chill-like-that-sheeesh-gif-27102911

[rotund minnow]

Type shit

[indigo hare]

Saruman the ford

[gloomy crest]

thats cap

[violet garden]

Google.com

[rotund minnow]

Sauron the Rolls Royce

[violet garden]

I will die and rise as Gandalf the Pimpwagon

[rotund minnow]

Frodo the Volkswagen

[violet garden]

Radagast the Clown Car

[rotund minnow]

Legolas the Porsche

[indigo hare]

Gimli the Mini

[rotund minnow]

Galadriel the McLaren

[autumn forge]

NO

screw

do NOT put a nail in ur pc

[sonic cape]

guys help me

woman tries to talk to me and im sccared of women guys what do i do

[cosmic rain]

What was the origin of this picture again

I forgot

[trim copper]

you are being schizo
no woman talks to you

[sonic cape]

pls guys help

[sonic cape]

no it is fr im scared pls help me

[spark quartz]

The everlasting water

[trim copper]

there is only one way out

[sonic cape]

what way? tell me

[cosmic rain]

Explain in detail or I will find you.

[spark quartz]

It's water that they discovered

[trim copper]

i.. cant really tell you here so just think out what is the way

[cosmic rain]

WHERE??? WATER WHERE???

[sonic cape]

noooooooooo😭

[flint locust]

i cant be the only one who game crash after every death/ afterlife completion ( all settings on low)

[spark quartz]

Under the ground

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-hall-gaming-game-gif-1787547143801600574

[cosmic rain]

UNDER WHAT GROUND

[spark quartz]

In a cave

[cosmic rain]

IN WHAT CAVE

[trim copper]

reverse gun
i hope you understand

[sonic cape]

what if i don't wanna

[trim copper]

then figure out a way

[autumn forge]

OH MY GYATT

i hit this guy with a 3 piece combo

[sonic cape]

bro pls do smth i know ur avoiding women like a master (and also women avoid you, that means you know how to make women don't talk to u)

pls @trim copper

[lost palm]

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[cosmic rain]

My fav order from kfc

[sonic cape]

bro i just wanna avoid women not a quote

[autumn forge]

REAL

[cosmic rain]

EMPLOYMENT ‼️‼️‼️

[autumn forge]

how

[cosmic rain]

[dreamy ibex]

I just came back to halfsword what’s going on, I can’t play the playtest I can only delete it and the demo is different how do I unlock the classes?

[autumn forge]

there is no playtest'

[dreamy ibex]

Is gone then?

[autumn forge]

demo is the playtest

[dreamy ibex]

There was a playtest back then you had to request for

[nocturne plank]

@autumn forge is this good? Or wrong screw?

[autumn forge]

and to unlock classes you have to play and beat bosses

[dreamy ibex]

I can only go to the abyss

Is that where it is?

[autumn forge]

dms

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-in-the-snow-peacful-bunny-gif-cute-bunny-bunny-gif-4884303926153606966

[autumn forge]

ik im bout to fumble right here

[nocturne plank]

@autumn forge

[autumn forge]

nvm

[autumn forge]

its good, as long as it fits and ur pc boots

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321650265136304159/1348057010444177491/cohort_takeover.gif

[rich lantern]

I just switched out my GPU and now get 30 frames on cinematic

[drowsy finch]

Baaa

[regal karma]

erotic

[drowsy finch]

[regal karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789266561218510848/956574089089282048/5B39C5F7-7E5A-43FB-B0D1-B1F190519070.gif

[drowsy finch]

!!

The cag !!!

[wanton portal]

has anyone actually found a good use for dual-wielding weapons other than just rushing/tackling?

[idle crest]

I wish guys gave me even a fraction of the attention that women give me I won't lie.

[wanton portal]

I feel I've seen a similar scene to this

[idle crest]

Dual wielding is kinda useless by it's nature.

[wanton portal]

unless the other weapon is a shield then yeah it is

[idle crest]

I'm not sure a shield counts as dual wielding unless you have two shields.

[cobalt shoal]

I drove into a single tree 🥀

[trim copper]

no mistake is forgiven

in pz

[plain scroll]

Sword and dagger has shown up plenty of times across cultures and time periods. Cant be that useless

[cobalt shoal]

Real

[neat tundra]

dual wielding lets you defend and attack at the same time, and a sword of the same length has more range in one hand than it does in two.

[idle crest]

It's a bit different with a dagger, people held daggers while using two handed spears.

[vague tinsel]

thats how tress are in project zomboid lol

[idle crest]

That's what shields are for.

Controlling two swords at once is harder than it looks.

[rich lantern]

Is it normal for my GPU to be at 70° C while playing halfsword?? 😬

[idle crest]

Yes.

[rich lantern]

Oh it’s a 3080 not a 3070. How did I forget that?

[neat tundra]

yes, but even the buckler is bit bulkier than a parrying dagger.

[fallow geyser]

No, it should be higher

[idle crest]

Buckler is far superior for defence though.

[rich lantern]

Turned my PC into a space heater! How long do yall think I can go before blue screen of death?

[lunar stream]

crazycattle3d my beloved

[neat tundra]

well of course it is.

this isnt about what's better.
people did dual wielding at least once historically, it wasnt completely unviable.

[fallow geyser]

Unironically I'll run a game like half sword in the background to turn my computer into a heater sometimes lmao

[rich lantern]

😭

[idle crest]

Not being completely unviable is a low bar tbh.

[rich lantern]

This graphics card was sitting in My other rig for the last 2 years bro. I’ve been too scared to make the switch.

[sour spindle]

I need help bc i installed the special k thing and its now showing me fps in game even tho i deleted it

[rich lantern]

Delete every single trace of its file

[violet garden]

If you’re not a powerful being maybe

[idle crest]

I'm definitely a powerful being so your point is invalid.

[rich lantern]

Running dx12 halfsword at 12 frames 😎😎😎

[sour spindle]

Does anyone have idea pls

[violet garden]

It would seem not

[sour spindle]

Idk what are traces tho like names

[idle crest]

I'm more powerful than you by orders of magnitude.

[violet garden]

It would seem not

[plain scroll]

hes a car tho

[rich lantern]

Most things you download tend to leave files in different places on your PC. like in halfsword you can’t just uninstall from steam. You have to find the games entire folder and delete that too. Same concept.

[neat tundra]

not when it involves life or death.
if someone survives a fight while using a technique or certain set of equipment where they would have otherwise been expected to die if they had nothing or said technique or equipment is genuinely useless, that's a pretty big deal I think.

[rich lantern]

80 frames on dx12 epic bro what?? 🤯

[neat tundra]

if the context of the fight allows something to work, it works, and thats what matters.

[idle crest]

In the vast majority of cases, dual wielding is not preferable.

Especially dual wielding the same thing.

[neat tundra]

but in the cases where it is preferable, it is preferable

[idle crest]

No it isn't.

[neat tundra]

FUCK!

[sour spindle]

Chat gpt told me its some dxgi.dll i deleted it but there are more which have much older date

[idle crest]

Am I the only one who's never typed anything into chat gpt?

[sour spindle]

Yh

[sour spindle]

Idk i dont use it as often

[rich lantern]

AHHHHHHHH MY SCREENSHOTS NOWWWW

[idle crest]

Only time I ever asked an ai anything was when I wanted to know if gemini could accurately tell me what the tallest mountain from base to peak instead of sea level to peak is. (it answered everest which is incorrect).

Although I tought it to answer the question correctly and now I believe it does.

[velvet mica]

why cant i play anymore

[rich lantern]

whats wrong?

[violet garden]

Goated

[trim copper]

play demo playtest is removed

[violet garden]

Only ever used it once to see if it would answer stupid bullshit to really niche questions

[trim copper]

demo is now combined with the playtest

[velvet mica]

the demo is only a black room tho, its kinda boring

[trim copper]

its updated now

[rich lantern]

update the demo silly!

[idle crest]

Yeah, just wanted to see if gemini could interpret English correctly

[velvet mica]

oh, i havnt played it since the black room so

[rich lantern]

i can tell. its updated now! will take some adjusting but give it time and you'll learn to love the new demo!

[cobalt shoal]

My pz character got a glass shard stuck up his ass and fucking died

I hate this game

[forest juniper]

skill issue

that reminds me my guy needs tweezers

[cobalt shoal]

Shush

[pearl coral]

hi

[indigo hare]

Hello Sam

[forest juniper]

if it makes you feel any better i have to sit in an apartment building for a month while they tear shit up because i fucked my dudes leg up

[cobalt shoal]

At least he ain't dead

[forest juniper]

yeah but at this point i just wanna start over lmao

my guy before that blew up in the morning

[cobalt shoal]

I mean to be fair, I was going 90 miles per hour and drove straight into a lamppost

[forest juniper]

ok so it wasnt your foot lmao

[forest falcon]

realistic

[forest juniper]

i cant wait til they add nps to the game in 3 years

[forest juniper]

i love these ones do you have the ibs one

[stuck cobalt]

constant fatal errors on the ultimate challenge

[forest falcon]

no :c

[forest juniper]

youre fucking useless

[pearl coral]

God i love blutschwur ..

[plain scroll]

Try lowering blood and please send your crashlogs in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1359239086447136839 so devs can find the problem. All info is at the top of the thread

[nimble shale]

Can someone show me how to mod half sword so i can bully beggars abd peasants?

[forest falcon]

my head hurts

[forest falcon]

#modders-guild-hall

[nimble shale]

Thank

[lunar stream]

toilets are death traps

[forest falcon]

like that one southpark episode?

[trim copper]

ye have no real mateys and will walk the plank
ye have no real mateys and will walk the plank
ye have no real mateys and will walk the plank
ye have no real mateys and will walk the plank

[lunar stream]

epic embed fail

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235291720522928161/1301972358805979146/attachment.gif

[golden prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-kick-flip-skateboard-frog-on-da-board-gif-16388983

[drowsy finch]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lZlPWLqPJPU?si=b47XfprjpRKVe13i
god bless baltimore

[gloomy crest]

dyumfayce!

[drowsy finch]

https://youtu.be/TxjdJCRt5vY?si=2r9FQHG4QGTNevDK

[lunar stream]

what spells is he casting

[elder oar]

what is wrong with my halfsword

[sharp dust]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

I think I got an ear infection

It's like aching

[drowsy finch]

Its a baltimore accent :)

[sharp dust]

And it's been for a while

[pearl coral]

i don’t know

[drowsy finch]

I have a mix of a Georgian, Michigan and Maryland accent, which converges to sound like generic american

Thank god I don’t have a baltimore accent 🙏

[warm hornet]

someone tell me how does a spear impale metal

[lunar stream]

my mind immediately went to the country of georgia instead of the state

[warm hornet]

i don't even remember what i even ate 2 days ago

[drowsy finch]

LMAO naurrr

[pearl coral]

no ylon ma

finger wag

[forest falcon]

buh

[indigo hare]

Finger wag and disappointed head shake

[drowsy finch]

He would look four thousand times better if he’d cut his losses and go bald

[lunar stream]

or he could just paint his head with tar to hide his bald spots

[forest falcon]

what name would Willie have if he was chinese

[golden prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-kick-flip-skateboard-frog-on-da-board-gif-16388983

[pearl coral]

one syllable.. one vowel.. a..

[golden prawn]

it’ll work eventually

[sharp dust]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

I'm just gonna keep sending this

[sharp dust]

It will work just stay active in server

[warm hornet]

brah how do you do ultimate challenge with a disabled hand

[uneven kettle]

Howdy, is there a chat dedicated for questions in terms of how to play?

[merry wyvern]

I wish NMRiH 2 was made by someone other than Torn Ballsack Studios.

Very disappointed by the current state of the game despite it's price point of 30 dollars.

Absolutely pathetic levels of optimization and overall game design.

[forest falcon]

[merry wyvern]

Figure it out, I've killed like 7 of the bosses in a row with a missing foot and a lame arm.

[golden prawn]

spin kick

[quartz basalt]

Is it wrong if i call half sword title as half/sword

[pearl coral]

yes

[quartz basalt]

Yea cus my mind registers it that way :(

[pearl coral]

why

why does your mind add a slash

[gloomy crest]

o

[quartz basalt]

Cus my mind says it adds an extra appeal

[pearl coral]

your mind is wrong

[golden prawn]

don’t listen to it

[forest falcon]

half or sword

[quartz basalt]

And it got used to it

[golden prawn]

it’s evil

[sharp dust]

Halfsword mobile port when I've been grounded (yes I'm not an adult yet still a young'n)

[gloomy crest]

your mind is right dont listen to sam he's an idiot

also HI CHAT

[pearl coral]

it’s not a port

[quartz basalt]

My mind is so evil. It can predict things too

[drowsy finch]

The slash makes no sense seeing as the technique is literally called “Half Swording”

[sharp dust]

Just mobile halfsword in general

[pearl coral]

also the title does not involve a line break

[quartz basalt]

But i shalt forcefully say half sword instead of half/sword

[pearl coral]

half/sword would be

half
sword

[gloomy crest]

THATS CAP

WHEN YOU USE A SLASH IT MEANS "or"

[pearl coral]

it’s a line break

[drowsy finch]

That would make it half of a sword

[pearl coral]

that’s even stupider

[gloomy crest]

uh no thats cap sam im right your wrong

[pearl coral]

you’re

[forest falcon]

y'ruoe

[gloomy crest]

im not in an ENGLISH test pal

[pearl coral]

you are in a samofsaturn test

and you have failed

[drowsy finch]

I'm

[gloomy crest]

GET OUTTTT 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[quartz basalt]

I play half sword moar than any other game. And it aint even out yet

[forest falcon]

fuck

[pearl coral]

@drowsy finch the evil and intimidating shirt belt

[gloomy crest]

is there an artist role

i could've sworn there was an artist role

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3arVcBFYr3ixHmYqJfbTIC?si=be8I5S7yQIm_ton4Kaka8g

[drowsy finch]

!!!!!!!

[quartz basalt]

How long before half sword. Gets anime waifu mods ;)

[drowsy finch]

cool !!

[gloomy crest]

until sam gets fired

[forest falcon]

i am waiting for someone to add neco arc head to Willie

[quartz basalt]

Who Sam??? Samwise Gamgee?

[verbal geyser]

I’m still at awe at how people are level 16 on this server-

[drowsy finch]

@merry wyvern How was NMRiH2?

[gloomy crest]

no the stupid one

[dreamy mango]

🚫 veles_zosimus, that command is disabled in this channel.

[quartz basalt]

Who?

[forest falcon]

.3.

[gloomy crest]

SAMOFSATURN

[quartz basalt]

Oh

[verbal geyser]

Dude that guy is so awesome

he’s hella chill

[forest falcon]

peak discord

[verbal geyser]

He’s one guy I can yap to about my HEMA journey : D

[gloomy crest]

if we're lucky

[pearl coral]

[verbal geyser]

Oh YAYYYY ur here

Sam jumpscare

[gloomy crest]

stockholm syndrome...

[pearl coral]

the other day i fought with a broadsword for the first time

[verbal geyser]

oOoooOo

[gloomy crest]

did u win

[verbal geyser]

how was it? Did you enjoy it?

[pearl coral]

got slaughtered

[verbal geyser]

REALLLL

[pearl coral]

first time picking up that kind of sword, first time using that kind of hilt, and first time using that kind of glove, and first time having to use that kind of footwork

[pearl coral]

very fun and very silly feeling

[verbal geyser]

That’s fair. I could never get used to it since I only use longsword

also

[gloomy crest]

isnt a broadsword just a dagger

[pearl coral]

i have a few more clips but they're all shots from super far away that makes it look like i'm a background fighter in a mortal kombat map

[pearl coral]

it's like a choppy rapier

[verbal geyser]

the weighted trainers I sent you originally in DM’s didn’t have a protective layer on the metal, and it completely rusted from hand oils

[verbal geyser]

Fair enough

[cobalt shoal]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY

[pearl coral]

be sure to coat everything you buy in WD-40

as i do

[stuck cobalt]

guys can the golden guy in the ultiamte challenge even die

[verbal geyser]

Ohhhh

[pearl coral]

also if it's just on the surface you can remove it with a copper wire brush or sandpaper

[verbal geyser]

That’s a good point. I’m gonna do that-

[stuck cobalt]

because i got him to like surrender but ive been beating the hell out of him with a mace for like 5 minutes because i wanted to take a screenshot with his armor on and his dead body

[pearl coral]

weekly i oil my sword with WD-40 and if i neglect to do it for too long i usually go at it a bit with some sandpaper until there's no more discoloration

unfortunately i do not believe there is any kind of convenient way to remove all of the scars it has received

[verbal geyser]

Ooooohhhhh

[pearl coral]

i receieve education on pollaxe fighting and the breaking of the thrust this monday

[verbal geyser]

Ehhh, I mean it kinda shows the hell it’s been through, kinda like a trophy on your weapon from sparring

[verbal geyser]

I fw it heavy

[pearl coral]

speaking of, i need to actually finalize my pollaxe's assembly

[verbal geyser]

YAYYYY

[gloomy crest]

I WAS GONNA SAY A STORY

okay ill do it again

[verbal geyser]

I’m down to hear it : D

[gloomy crest]

i remember a time when my geography teacher called on someone to answer a question and the entire class started screaming "uwwu" n stuff

[verbal geyser]

😭

Was this like middle school?

sounds like middle school activity

[gloomy crest]

no this was this year

this was like not too long ago

[formal harbor]

how can I reset my progress?

[forest falcon]

die

[gloomy crest]

you die

[forest falcon]

or just snap your neck in the menu

[pearl coral]

scarz

[forest falcon]

that's an option

[gloomy crest]

weak hands brethern...

[formal harbor]

no, I've completed the game, but I can't start over.

[stuck cobalt]

wdym the campaign starts over for you

you just have the baron unlocked in free mode now

[verbal geyser]

ohhhh

[verbal geyser]

Oh damn

[gloomy crest]

i really want a kebab rn chat

[verbal geyser]

mbbbb I had to put my phone away for sec

[gloomy crest]

could ask my brother to buy one

[pearl coral]

i got knots in my palms from holding the pommel and i got fingers so cracked and damaged that they BLEED when i grab stuff too hard........ speak when spoken to, roach..

[lunar stream]

you made me want a kebab now

[verbal geyser]

Old fashioned glazed donuts🔥

[formal harbor]

So I want to go straight from the bottom again.

[verbal geyser]

They’re so fuckin’ PEAKKKKKK

I LOVE THEMMM

[drowsy finch]

Doors are scary

[cobalt shoal]

I don't even know how I lived

But they had some good shit

[verbal geyser]

if he checked his corners I assume he would be a goner. Slightly jogging in after killing the frost zombie saved him imo

[gloomy crest]

thius is a real pic of my hands pal...

i am speaking without your ORDERS...

[stable basin]

well hello cookie monster

[brittle tusk]

where do people get swords from

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-cookie-monster-eats-your-art-eating-muppet-crazy-eyes-gif-1461380403278441959

[stable basin]

jupiter

[brittle tusk]

those historically accurate ones

[verbal geyser]

My hands are callusing up more, but I still get the raw skin left over after a 2 hour sparring session. Even solo drills hurt

[gloomy crest]

i rlly liked cookie monster when i was smaller

[brittle tusk]

thanlks

[verbal geyser]

I feel like it’ll take a long time for my hands to be immune :p

[stable basin]

realistically speaking though im not sure what you mean

[drowsy finch]

Okay

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[brittle tusk]

im talking about where people get their swords from, like from online or welded by themselves

[verbal geyser]

I like yapping

[stable basin]

either forged themselves or online yeah

ive unironically seen swords on ebay

[brittle tusk]

DAMN

[verbal geyser]

I got 2 more XP till I level up, Imma say some random stuff just so I get it

Unlessss

These 3 messages give me the XP

I’m level 4 : D

[little talon]

Nice

[indigo hare]

If you’re looking for actual gear you better do your research to get exactly what you want

[astral basin]

Shit is mad expensive

Like atp just become a legit blacksmith

[cyan crescent]

fr

[wanton portal]

how would Willie's weak arms deal with a gun's recoil?

[astral basin]

Ts pmo icl 💔

[mellow wren]

how do you go into a round with a higher class against peasants

[forest falcon]

mod

[mellow wren]

i think it is a bug but i loaded in with the 2nd class against peasants

[forest falcon]

without weapon right?

[mellow wren]

i had an axe and they had no weapons

[forest falcon]

oh

i know of a similar one but it lets you keep only armor/clothing

[mellow wren]

alright

how do i install mods in half sword

[forest falcon]

#modders-guild-hall

ask over there

[mellow wren]

mk

[karmic nexus]

ultimate piss your pants crying song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTvVqCCynvo&list=RDRTvVqCCynvo&start_radio=1

[gloomy crest]

okay chat i see how it is

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-strawberry-bunnystrawberry-gif-27601235

[unkempt zodiac]

bun..

[gloomy crest]

did halfsword get a new mod

who is dob the blob

[indigo hare]

No he’s been around for quite a while

Since before me

[regal karma]

oh you mean bawb?

[restive trench]

mopsenfiedler too

is unfamiliar

[indigo hare]

He’s also been around before me, neither of them are super active in chat but they’re around

[gloomy crest]

no i know who he is

he's like

[indigo hare]

Hes the German guy

[gloomy crest]

the one who doesnt speak

[gloomy crest]

but i thought you were the german guy

[rotund minnow]

There’s mods?

[restive trench]

they should fire the old inactive staff and hire new ones

ones with cat in their name

[plain scroll]

Mopsen is onlike like 90% of the time and he is semi active

[indigo hare]

We can’t even find new ones, no way in hell would they get fired

[gloomy crest]

maybe? i think so..

[restive trench]

maybe their name should start with v and ends with eroo

[plain scroll]

No Mopsen is a GOAT he did so much on blood release day

[lunar stream]

squabble up vs squabble down

[pearl coral]

boy dinner

[restive trench]

fairr nuff

[stone sedge]

#modders-guild-hall

[plain scroll]

there is a application form in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396

[rotund minnow]

Oh

[restive trench]

i applied but didnt get a respond smh

[indigo hare]

If you’re a minor don’t bother applying

[stone sedge]

There's not much but there's some options for custom loadouts and shenanigans

[restive trench]

ok makjes sensse

[gloomy crest]

but like what if i identify as over 18

[restive trench]

wait isnt sam a minor

[indigo hare]

He was grandfathered in, he’s been a mod for a long time

[gloomy crest]

he's a legacy mod

[stone sedge]

I think they left him on because the rule came after him and they didn't want to lose one of their good mods

[gloomy crest]

"good" mods...

[indigo hare]

Banned

[rotund minnow]

Cool

[indigo hare]

After jail

And being drawn and quartered

[restive trench]

unfair, we should demote sam for being too young, and you too for being too old

[stone sedge]

We don't talk about the bad ones

[plain scroll]

[merry wyvern]

Creature

[indigo hare]

We should ban everyone

[restive trench]

fair nuff

[sonic cape]

fr

[rotund minnow]

You might be onto something

[plain scroll]

[pearl coral]

me and easter combined equal one appropriately aged moderator

[restive trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1248773333156233237.gif?size=512&name=BAN+EVERYONE

[merry wyvern]

Hi dehydrated piss lady and fartberry and space man and Mantits bussy and Sir Skibbidi of Toulet

[sonic cape]

https://tenor.com/view/nosytochuj-gif-18215717

[stone sedge]

Blueberry's definitely the worst but don't let him know I said that

He might eat me

[plain scroll]

[gloomy crest]

@dim lion GET HER BLUEBERRY

[restive trench]

easter is in his 20s so he's already in appropriate age

[regal karma]

can i be a mod specifcally just for the swedish chat

[stone sedge]

I'm cooked

[gloomy crest]

EAT HIM BLUEBERRY

[dim lion]

that's a woman

It literally says lady

[gloomy crest]

oh yea sorry

[stone sedge]

I even put the pronouns in my bio

[plain scroll]

blueberry is probably the least strict mod tho. Just dont be dumb and he is chill

[merry wyvern]

Leave dehydrated piss lady alone! Mantits you can't let this happen

[pearl coral]

[gloomy crest]

the green gummy bear reminded me of someone

[regal karma]

we know half sworders camt read

[plain scroll]

Also why are you chatting shit about the mods. Tf

[stone sedge]

My pfp is not this

[gloomy crest]

dont know what your talking about

[pearl coral]

execute this guy..

[plain scroll]

[merry wyvern]

How's everyone doing today

[dim lion]

they're an angsty teen don't worry about them

[gloomy crest]

HEY

[restive trench]

look me and you combined make an appropriate aged mod so make me mod i wont ban everyone and ruin the serrver trust

[dim lion]

am I wrong?

[regal karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399808441079562241/1187578775932780564/meme-6.gif

[gloomy crest]

well what does angtsy mean

[stone sedge]

My pfp is Flubber

[pearl coral]

bro dumb..

[merry wyvern]

Why would you ever be mean to the mods they're all so nice

[restive trench]

cause they STINK

[gloomy crest]

okay shuttup im looking it up

[dim lion]

[gloomy crest]

STOP 💔

[stone sedge]

Also hi

[pearl coral]

what words do you know

[regal karma]

lore accurate asuka

[plain scroll]

Schlomp i was playing REPO and i had a tranq gun and some strentgh. I was murdering hunts,am left and right. it was peak

[gloomy crest]

emotional TURMOIL?

[stone sedge]

Look up Flubber too

[merry wyvern]

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358876229901615236/caption.gif

[rotund minnow]

I remember that movie

[pearl coral]

how does one say "sold the world" in such a FISHish way

[dim lion]

also alert

[pearl coral]

bro gargling on the vowels

[dim lion]

they want inside the garage.

[astral basin]

Why are so many rappers bad people

[gloomy crest]

THAT WAS A SERIOUS ATTACK BLUEBERRY.

[merry wyvern]

They're angry

[dim lion]

Hey you started it

[regal karma]

oh yeah i forgot you guys have ai overviews

[dim lion]

just wait till you get into blackmetal artists

[pearl coral]

i just had the biggest burrito of all time and i am still not sated

[astral basin]

Talking of anxiety i despise that song

[gloomy crest]

yea but i only called you HALF strict pal

[astral basin]

So much

[regal karma]

the rest of the world doesn't have it

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-21666966

[dim lion]

personal attack

I am the most lenient person here

[indigo hare]

I’m actually a really cool mod, I think I’m funny and nice and cool and handsome

[stone sedge]

Canada has them too unfortunately

[indigo hare]

I’ll ban you for anything though

[astral basin]

Maybe

[pearl coral]

🥀

[astral basin]

So true !

[dim lion]

it's up for debate

[stable basin]

prove it

[regal karma]

L

[dim lion]

it's tho...

[subtle rock]

[indigo hare]

Shut up chicken butt

[astral basin]

Black metal people are bad?

[stone sedge]

When you need to check every band you listen to for a "Controversy" tab on Wikipedia

[indigo hare]

Don’t make me mod abuse you

[pearl coral]

murderers

[indigo hare]

Not that I ever would

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[stable basin]

shiver me timbers

[indigo hare]

Because I’m such a good mod

[subtle rock]

[regal karma]

you are the most active which leads to you being lenient more often thus earning you the title

[gloomy crest]

dude someones spamming my dms im TIRED

[astral basin]

Only bad metal guy i know is falling in reverse and idk if he's even metal

[rotund minnow]

I believe you

[pearl coral]

[stone sedge]

@astral basin

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/parabens-jamartag-gif-24820101

[subtle rock]

sigh bow

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-tire-change-anime-sad-super-mario-tire-gif-17314634

[astral basin]

Hell nah

[gloomy crest]

blueberrys like 28 so he's not far from you moai

[dim lion]

Guys what what

[gloomy crest]

2 more years he's gonna go from unc to gramps

[pearl coral]

falling in reverse... black metal band...

[dim lion]

Fuck

Guys guess what

[indigo hare]

Pffft I kicked blueberry out the top forever ago

[astral basin]

I know It's not

[pearl coral]

oh BAD

[gloomy crest]

chicken butt

[subtle rock]

pooberry is very youthful and easter is very OLD

[pearl coral]

i thought you called falling in reverse black metal that's on me

[regal karma]

shit true

[indigo hare]

Read em and weep kids, I have no life now

[dim lion]

@subtle rock !!

[stable basin]

LOL

[astral basin]

It's fine Sammy

[indigo hare]

Yeah busy getting kicked out

From the top

[gloomy crest]

LMAOO

[dim lion]

we still in the top ten baybay!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1358727064147984394/14c7429f012145128819d8beafdf6ed2.gif

[hallow iron]

Can't they remove the grand champion from the streak shit or sum cuz I just wanna throw hands and that shi is annoying asf

[subtle rock]

ever since i got BANNED i havent made it back to the top again 😢

[gloomy crest]

blueberry ur voice really suites ur pfp

[pearl coral]

bro getting beat by Smigmadoot

[stone sedge]

And if they don't have a Wikipedia page you have to check Encyclopaedia Metallum

[astral basin]

I was dethroned

[pearl coral]

free mode

big free mode button

[regal karma]

i was up there once. now i am but a shrimple creature

[dim lion]

not hard to fall behind THAT yapper

[indigo hare]

Imagine not dedicating your entire day every day to discord lmao lol rofl even

[hallow iron]

Gotchu thanks

[pearl coral]

@last whale https://open.spotify.com/track/5SRnNKI1cLQOLDBclOfIEP?si=19586dc131b0411a you might freek with

[gloomy crest]

IM NUMBER 4 LETS GO

[dim lion]

Joey

Joey

Joey

Joey

[astral basin]

So can we talk about why that anxiety song by doechi or how you spell it sucks so much

[regal karma]

it's growing

[stable basin]

its just overplayed

[indigo hare]

Because

[regal karma]

oh yeah it's ass. h&m ass song

[astral basin]

Like 2. Worst song I've heard this year I think

[gloomy crest]

joey?...

JOCKEY?....

[indigo hare]

Even her other song is getting old fast

[stone sedge]

The what song

[dim lion]

WHAT IS THIS

[stable basin]

yeah its just crazy overplayed- i dont think theyre bad though

[astral basin]

Also is the beat even original?

[subtle rock]

outside

[dim lion]

WHAT THE FUCK

[gloomy crest]

number 8 says what?

[dim lion]

NO

[regal karma]

no

[dim lion]

THE FCHICKENS

[pearl coral]

currently listening to Japanese, Serial Killer, Doom/Sludge Metal

[subtle rock]

butt

[stone sedge]

OH this song

[astral basin]

Figured

[stone sedge]

No the beat isn't original it's Somebody I Used To Know

[hallow iron]

CH!CKEN J0CKEY

[last whale]

PEAK

[astral basin]

Sounds like somebody that I used to know

[regal karma]

blueberry had to go run grab his chikens lol

[astral basin]

Yea

[stone sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

[last whale]

Church Of Misery mentioned?

[stone sedge]

That's because it's just straight ripped out of it, not even chopped

[hallow iron]

[indigo hare]

And then there’s a rapper sleepy hallow who did his own version of anxiety. So it’s an artist covering a cover of a song

[pearl coral]

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/so-i've-heard-gif-1899418861963210299

[astral basin]

Yea I know. Immediatly realized that when first hearing anxiety and made up my mind on how ass it is

[gloomy crest]

wait blueberry your a FARMER??

[pearl coral]

YOU'RE

[dim lion]

THEYRE EVERYWHERE

[astral basin]

Somebody that I used to know is a great song tbh

[indigo hare]

Where do you think the name came from

Blueberry farm

[gloomy crest]

but theres WHEAT

[regal karma]

stop live tweeting your fucking chiken battle bro

[stone sedge]

I like the orignal song but it both got overplayed back when it was big and there were half a million covers and remixes so it's just burnt into my brain permanently

[indigo hare]

I hated the original so much after the first week

And it would never go away

Everywhere I went

[void jungle]

this fucking shit is awful throw it in the trash bin

[astral basin]

Yea. But it's still a great song. Somebody that I used to know

[pearl coral]

all songs that get played on the radio are like this

[stone sedge]

Yeah, I can go back to it now and appreciate it but holy fuck it was eeeeeeverywhere

[gloomy crest]

your

[astral basin]

Like you can hear the talent

[stone sedge]

Yeah it's really well made

[dim lion]

this idiot is covering himself in dirt

[indigo hare]

You’re cruising for a bruising

[pearl coral]

my nose smells like seawater

[subtle rock]

do yall fw water?

[gloomy crest]

chicken nuggets make chicken nuggets

[astral basin]

Ok mods don't check my automodded msg

[plain scroll]

[astral basin]

Told you to not

[stone sedge]

You do know that chickens love dirt baths right

[knotty igloo]

they do that

weird mechanic

[pearl coral]

animals are so quaint

[dim lion]

yes I know I'm just laughing at him

[stone sedge]

Oh lol

https://the-chicken-chick.com/chicken-dust-baths-ultimate-spa/ I'll still post this anyways

[knotty igloo]

I dont know why devs added it

[gloomy crest]

chimkin jockey

[gloomy crest]

chichichicken

[astral basin]

Blueberry do you make money

[gloomy crest]

r u a farmer blueberry

do you farm stuff blueberry

[pearl coral]

aura

only aura

[astral basin]

Ok

[dim lion]

Chiggen nuggets

[pearl coral]

man wtf i just straight up ate an ant off my face like a frog

[indigo hare]

Schlatt aura farmer

[stone sedge]

Don't shit where you eat, or I guess in this case don't dust bath

[dim lion]

sometimes

[last whale]

What

[astral basin]

Why

[astral basin]

How

[pearl coral]

felt something on my lip and instantly grabbed it with my tongue and it was definitely just an ant

[astral basin]

I thought farmers are poor

[gloomy crest]

also chat my brother said he's gonna buy a kebab for me in a few hours

[pearl coral]

got that signature citrus taste

[gloomy crest]

ew.

[gloomy crest]

WHAT?

[last whale]

Frog boy

[dim lion]

I'm not a farmer my brother just has a bunch of chickens

They chill

[stone sedge]

Farmers are either barely scraping by with their stick house they built and a tractor from 1892 or they're the richest people ever

[astral basin]

Oh

[knotty igloo]

it just causes more bugs

[astral basin]

My dad is neither

[pearl coral]

i have parosmia and when ants die they smell and in this case taste like an odd kind of citrus

[gloomy crest]

does he do anything with them or does he just watch them battle it out in the back yard

[astral basin]

What's parosmia

[pearl coral]

covid removed my ability to taste and then my body tried to fix it and rewired my nerves wrong so now everything tastes and smells different (bad)

[astral basin]

They tweaking

[dim lion]

They are very peaceful and he gets eggs from them almost every day, and when they're ready, harvests certain ones for meat

[stone sedge]

High framerate chicken spa

[last whale]

Bro's body is stupid

[astral basin]

Oh damn

[gloomy crest]

peanut butter

[last whale]

Jicken chockey

[pearl coral]

cant smell rot, ants are now stinkbugs, all meat tastes burnt, anything fecal smells like iron (blood), all french fries taste the same, and now every vegetable and fruit just tastes like water

[gloomy crest]

SHR

[astral basin]

All French fries do taste the same tho

[gloomy crest]

baum

Wheelchairs

[pearl coral]

didnt used to

[astral basin]

Oh

[dim lion]

fancy feet has joined the party

[gloomy crest]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU

[astral basin]

That sucks

[stone sedge]

God I lost my sense of smell for a few weeks once after a round of Covid and it was actually depressing, it eventually came back but there's still the odd thing that isn't quite the same as it used to be

[astral basin]

Holy shit thats a shiny

[gloomy crest]

im geeked chat geeked vs locked in obby

[pearl coral]

yes

it's like that forever now

[quasi sorrel]

Hell yea

[pearl coral]

coffee tastes like ham bro

get me out of here

[stone sedge]

My condolences

[gloomy crest]

what

[stone sedge]

You don't realise just how much you use those senses until they're fucked up

[gloomy crest]

you cant have coffee sam thats very bad for you

[astral basin]

My left ear feels weird

Like it's filled with water

[pearl coral]

i like coffee but it tastes like ham

[dim lion]