i feel so left out because i don't get 40k
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
lapis nexus
drowsy finch
i feel so left out because i don't get 40k
Theres not too much to grasp from a meta standpoint. Its just space nazis killing space bugs or aliens who are also nazis
Its more interesting to engage with through the eyes of the characters
The Horus Heresy novels are very engaging
scenic sage
balthasar gelt my beloved 💛
lapis nexus
Theres not too much to grasp from a meta standpoint. Its just space nazis killin...
sounds like Helldivers 2 which is unbearably mid imho
drowsy finch
I really like the t'au, I wish they'd let them expand
drowsy finch
sounds like Helldivers 2 which is unbearably mid imho
You don't engage with helldivers for the narrative, you do it for the Experience™️
Bear in mind that was also a gross oversimplification
lapis nexus
both are mediocre i play games fro the narrative and its lacking and the gameplay is pretty generic too
4 people get into one of a few different types of missions and use guns to kill things that are bigger than them
where have i heard that synopsis before
drowsy finch
4 people get into one of a few different types of missions and use guns to kill ...
Yeah! Very fun :)
robust meteor
It’s pretty different from Drg, but both are great games
drowsy finch
You could simplify DRG as "4 people get into one of a few different types of missions and use guns to kill things that are bigger than them" too, though </3
lapis nexus
yeah
i know thats why i prefer drg its got more activities and ive spent more time on it
if im gonna play a game where its just that i'd rather play a game with more charming characters and more stuff to do than a game without that suff
i think helldivers COULD be great one day but its not what i expected right now
and im still angry for the PSN shit they tried to pull
untold wraith
Good morning chat
fickle panther
Ugh, I’m on the final “prepare for the ultimate challenge thing” and I’ve literally gotten to the Baron twice and it’s crashed before I could beat him both times.
lapis nexus
good morning Cap
fickle panther
I’m so sick of this
drowsy finch
Ugh, I’m on the final “prepare for the ultimate challenge thing” and I’ve litera...
Have you considered turning down your settings?
lapis nexus
if you are using DX12 use DX11 its been shown to cause crashes
fickle panther
Have you considered turning down your settings?
It’s on high and 120 fps, switching to medium makes the game look insanely worse
fickle panther
if you are using DX12 use DX11 its been shown to cause crashes
How do I switch?
drowsy finch
It’s on high and 120 fps, switching to medium makes the game look insanely worse
What about the gore?
lapis nexus
in the game settings
lapis nexus
It’s on high and 120 fps, switching to medium makes the game look insanely worse
would you rather have the game look like molten rhino shit or the game crash every time you try to do the ultimate challenge
its a demo of a playtest, not even in EA yet cut them some slack
untold wraith
would you rather have the game look like molten rhino shit or the game crash eve...
Molton rhino shit W bar
lapis nexus
https://tenor.com/view/drunk-driving-gif-17656999059123802677
if DUI is illegal why do they ask for your DRIVERS LICENSE when you go to buy some
cobalt shoal
if DUI is illegal why do they ask for your **DRIVERS LICENSE** when you go to bu...
So they can brainwash me
merry wyvern
Toilet toielt toilet
lapis nexus
REAL 🥀 💔
fickle panther
its a demo of a playtest, not even in EA yet cut them some slack
I literally didn’t even saying anything about this, chill out and stop being so soft, the game is good. I’m not saying it’s bad I was literally just complaining about my game crashing. There’s no slack to be cut I’m not insulting anybody or tarnishing the game.
drowsy finch
Turned right above the middle setting.
Try turning it off instead
lapis nexus
I literally didn’t even saying anything about this, chill out and stop being so ...
"stop being so soft" almost everybody who says anythign negative about the game is unreasonable about 5 seconds later, im sorry for jumping to conclusion
fickle panther
Try turning it off instead
awww
lapis nexus
i wasn't trying to be soft im just tired of their bullshit
and tired in general tbh ive been up for about 7 hours
fickle panther
"stop being so soft" almost everybody who says anythign negative about the game ...
k lmao, I love this game and played demo, playtest, and itch.io versions on bad and good pcs. I’m not trying to dereputate the game or anything I’m just looking for fixes on how to stop my game from crashing.
fickle panther
Try turning it off instead
won’t the game feel weird then? How will I know if someone is dead or hit badly
lapis nexus
won’t the game feel weird then? How will I know if someone is dead or hit badly
keep blood on by a bit
fickle panther
Try turning it off instead
Gore and blood?
lapis nexus
also the screams, they start choking when they die
fickle panther
keep blood on by a bit
Ah thanks
drowsy finch
won’t the game feel weird then? How will I know if someone is dead or hit badly
Considering the blood is the issue, you're just gonna have to put up with it like everyone did during the playtest
lapis nexus
its because the blood pools in their lungs and they cant breathe so they choke on their own blood
fickle panther
Should I turn my graphics to medium too?
lapis nexus
you could, but blood should be low because its terrible for FPS if you play in first person
fickle panther
you could, but blood should be low because its terrible for FPS if you play in f...
I don’t
lapis nexus
like if you have fps drops its almost certainly because you have blood very high
untold wraith
untold wraith
NOT a tiktok video dw
lapis nexus
i think you lied
untold wraith
Nuh uh
lapis nexus
this looks like a lie
untold wraith
That ain't me
untold wraith
you're a pink pony girl
lapis nexus
then admit it pussy
fickle panther
its still an issue in third person but its less so
Still just crashed again, blood down, gore off, medium graphics
lapis nexus
weird
fickle panther
Unfortunate.
lapis nexus
did you restart after putting it on DX11?
you have to restart the game after that if you didn't
untold wraith
then admit it pussy
fickle panther
did you restart after putting it on DX11?
It was always on dx11, and my game just crashes right after so if not, it is now
I’ll turn graphics and fps down
Just for now
lapis nexus
my sibling in Zeus calm down the demon may be at the drivers seat but you're still in the car, just make it hell for them
untold wraith
my sibling in Zeus calm down the demon may be at the drivers seat but you're sti...
Huh!?
lapis nexus
my brother in christ is both christian and sexist so i changed it to be more inclusive
very few people actually worship the ancient greek pantheon nowadays so it offends as few people as possible, and i refuse to use christian nomenclature anymore
untold wraith
Ok
cobalt shoal
I think we all should just drink Nitroglycerin
lapis nexus
I think we all should just drink Nitroglycerin
real
nitroglycerin actually has medical applications did you know that
cobalt shoal
Mhm
lapis nexus
10 dollars for shit on a bun is insane
untold wraith
You vegetarian?
cobalt shoal
nitroglycerin actually has medical applications did you know that
Pretty sure it was used for chest pain
Like beta blockers or something idk
lapis nexus
idk i just know House used it to get a massive headache to stop a shitty drug that wouldn't have worked from being a thing
errant minnow
fickle panther
idk i just know House used it to get a massive headache to stop a shitty drug th...
Just crashed on low graphics with no gore, dx11, 90 fps.
This has literally never happened before only on this “ultimate level thing”
Other than this I’ve maybe only ever crashed like once and I do 120 FPS high graphics full gore and blood.
ts so dumb
fickle panther
I’m probably just gonna head off for the night
Thanks for your help though
@lapis nexus I turned my graphics up to epic and it didn’t crash and I killed the Baron
Insane game logic, turning up graphics makes game lag less
lapis nexus
woman tries to talk with me and im scared of women what do i do
die alone tbh i cant help you there
lapis nexus
<@1183575754785689632> I turned my graphics up to epic and it didn’t crash and I...
great
sonic cape
woman tries to talk with me and im scared of women what do i do
pls someone help im scared of women😭
lapis nexus
pls someone help im scared of women😭
are you scared of me
lapis nexus
https://tenor.com/view/nmrih-no-more-room-in-hell-no-more-room-in-hell-game-no-m...
me beating rick and morty fans after they say their "humor" is "high brow" (no comedy is high brow get off your penis shaped high-horse)
sonic cape
are you scared of me
no you don't look as a woman
lapis nexus
no you don't look as a woman
wym
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/nmrih-nmrih2-thisonlymattiew-gif-14884093893003141524
Did you see the new updaaate?
drowsy finch
i havent played nmrih in months
Its to the second gamee
errant minnow
havent bought it, because heard it was slop
drowsy finch
what is it
2 new maps, revamped melee combat, character roster system, zombie variants (NOT like l4d2, but more like zombies wearing riot gear or hard hats)
errant minnow
okay steam gatekept this shit from me
drowsy finch
Seems like its going in the right direction
drowsy finch
okay steam gatekept this shit from me
Jump them >:(
drowsy finch
2 new maps, revamped melee combat, character roster system, zombie variants (NO...
They also let you shoot yourslef in the head now, but that was added a little bit ago
lapis nexus
okay steam gatekept this shit from me
that looks like turkish or like hungarian
errant minnow
that looks like turkish or like hungarian
#polski would like a word with you
lapis nexus
it doesn't look russian enough for polish i thought they both used the cyrillic alphabet
errant minnow
dude
lapis nexus
dude
forgive me im american
i will strive to learn more to make sure i do not commit a social faux paw like i have just now 🫡 :
im high 24/7 technically
im on more pills than elvis because of my mental state
yeah, its been like this for as long as i can remember tbh
comes with being a sociopath. the meds make it so i can feel some semblance of emotion though, and without removing my proper judgement like a manic episode does so i'd say im pretty happy
whole finch
developers PLEASE make this headass willie stop bouncing like a fucking spring
lapis nexus
i dont have voices, only one and it seems that most people also have one. its called an "internal monologue"
you're thinking Schizophrenia which i don't have :3
you're right im a total beta
this whole "Cigma vs Alpha vs Omega male" shtick is just astrology for men it's fucking stupid
i feel for those who are trapped in that machine but i kind of can't pity them much because they walked into it themselves even with all the awareness of how bad it is for you
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/license-registration-revolver-reddit-please-gif-23429983
Revolver... like from zomboid
lapis nexus
if paying 50 bucks a month to be able to talk to other insecure "chads" makes you happy, go for it but i don't understand it
drowsy finch
holy throwback
lapis nexus
number 15 burger king foot lettuce
number 11 twerking chicken
today's topic, slavery
errant minnow
drowsy finch
lapis nexus
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864986790347931648/1165292738548347050/...
yoinky sploinky
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-gif-26165833
I spent like 5 minutes smacking a door with a sickle
lapis nexus
why
drowsy finch
I'd've used them by now if not for fever
lapis nexus
how long is your longest save
drowsy finch
I dinnae play zomboid when sick or tired
drowsy finch
how long is your longest save
6 months innnnn
whole finch
6 months innnnn
in game right?
drowsy finch
did you just use ae for the t sound\
it's funnn
lapis nexus
it is fun
whole finch
... right?
drowsy finch
in game right?
yeag
lapis nexus
no she's lying
being transfem sucks, you're telling me trans men get a hormone that lowers their voice its so rigged
merry wyvern
Trying NMRIH2. Gonna see if it's still shit
lapis nexus
we need a hormone that makes my voice more airy
drowsy finch
Trying NMRIH2. Gonna see if it's still shit
Lmk and maybes we could play togetha
lapis nexus
voice training sounds like a waste of time icl
drowsy finch
The only thing stopping me from playing is peopleee
whole finch
being transfem sucks, you're telling me trans men get a hormone that lowers thei...
what if you had a soundproofing mask with a recorder and a voice changer in it
lapis nexus
then i couldn't show off how much i pass
drowsy finch
voice training sounds like a waste of time icl
Voice training is funsies
whole finch
and then you had a speaker on your belt or something
merry wyvern
Why the fuck is it trying to say I'm trying to open it twice
lapis nexus
and then you had a speaker on your belt or something
idk bout you but my penis doesn't talk
drowsy finch
Why the fuck is it trying to say I'm trying to open it twice
It has to run easy anti cheat before launching, so it takes a sec
lapis nexus
i think if your genitals talk you should probably go to the hospital
merry wyvern
Yours don't?
lapis nexus
no she doesn't talk much
lapis nexus
im different either way
i have a natural (tw yucky i'll spoiler it for your eyes) ||circumsition, which is extremely rare and thus im a minority||
merry wyvern
Interesting.
lapis nexus
yeah its only like one in every few thousand or some shit
merry wyvern
Off to good start already. Just a black screen
lone vault
whole finch
yeah its only like one in every few thousand or some shit
there's like 8 billion people it's gotta be more rare than that
merry wyvern
Embed fail
lone vault
ug
whole finch
embed fail elle ehm aye ough
lone vault
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-...
NO
whole finch
as stated
lone vault
why halfsword
lapis nexus
there's like 8 billion people it's gotta be more rare than that
idk maybe? its definitely very rare because if you look it up you can't find anything about natural ones only statistics on the amount of people who had it surgically done
my mom was going to have me get one but the doctors couldn't because it was naturally not big enough, they would've dealt nerve damage which is very very funny to think about
no feeling in your junk is probably pretty funny
lone vault
how do you have a natural one
merry wyvern
There we go now it loaded
lapis nexus
how do you have a natural one
wym i just do
merry wyvern
"Avoid zombies when you can," yeah, fuck yourself, I'll do what I want.
lone vault
wym i just do
out of the womb like that?
lapis nexus
yes
lone vault
is it hard living like that
merry wyvern
Bro I can't even start a single player lobby what the fuck
lapis nexus
yeah i literally have normal junk its just the skin that goes over the tip is a bit short so it looks like i had the surgery
yeah
lone vault
why are we talking about this?
lone vault
lapis nexus
oh yeah it started with us talking about our junk talking to us
lone vault
how to embed
lapis nexus
you gotta hit level 2 first and then you will be able to
you just have to talk for a while and you'll get there in no time
lone vault
how long is talking
merry wyvern
No single player option is an immediate 0/10 in my book I am not trying to have randoms ruining my fucking experience by "saving" me when I don't need it
lapis nexus
shit
merry wyvern
First person to steal my kill is getting their fucking brains sprayed across the pavement
lapis nexus
im gonna go play skyrim vr
lapis nexus
First person to steal my kill is getting their fucking brains sprayed across the...
steals your kill
merry wyvern
**steals your kill**
lone vault
halfsword when i use the fullsword
lapis nexus
im gonna go beat my willie opens half sword
im gonna go play skyrim vr fr now byebye chatenheimer
lone vault
erm technically im beating other willies
lapis nexus
hes my bf
lone vault
im gonna go play skyrim vr fr now byebye chatenheimer
goodbye
merry wyvern
im gonna go play skyrim vr fr now byebye chatenheimer
Bye
lone vault
how much playtime do you guys have on hs
i had 60 hours on the playtest and i have 24 hours in the demo
drowsy finch
how much playtime do you guys have on hs
184 hourss
lone vault
i just discovered a movement tech for halfsword
pretty sure someone already did but i did this all myself
it gives you alot of speed at the cost of a bit of stamina
merry wyvern
Well time to start a match with randoms. I'm going to be making it very clear that I do not intend to assist them in their efforts because in the true spirit of NMRiH, I am NOT a main character
patent plinth
halfsword when i use the fullsword
stuck arch
jerma playing halfsword was lowkey painful but still funny asf
orchid idol
jerma SUCKED at halfsword
stuck arch
x3
i mean its also really not a beginner friendly game at all
as of now ofc
another good reason toggleable cursors should b added
orchid idol
i mean its also really not a beginner friendly game at all
nah for me i grew up playing ragdoll games like gta 4 and flash games i loved that shit
orchid idol
another good reason toggleable cursors should b added
old demo had sumn like that idk why its not an option tho
stuck arch
yea its stoopid
velvet mortar
istfg the game engine crashes are starting to ruin the experience
stuck arch
try running dx11
velvet mortar
second time i was up to the baron and it crahsed
stuck arch
second time i was up to the baron and it crahsed
r u running dx11 or dx12?
lone vault
i havent had a single crash
stuck arch
me neither not in a while atleast
velvet mortar
r u running dx11 or dx12?
how do you do that?
lone vault
video settings
stuck arch
merry wyvern
Holy shit the combat is ass in this game
velvet mortar
dx11
velvet mortar
Holy shit the combat is ass in this game
nah wdym
stuck arch
Holy shit the combat is ass in this game
without the cursors i agree -w-
lone vault
do u guys watch one piece
stuck arch
x3
orchid idol
dead link from image bot dw about it
stuck arch
o okk
orchid idol
was a skill issue gif
lone vault
stuck arch
ha
orchid idol
lone vault
untold wraith
lapis nexus
https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-film-red-red-one-piece-film-red-one-piece-red-g...
stop it
stuck arch
what does this mean
lone vault
one piece one piece one piece
lapis nexus
that was not a cough, im american so i know what a gunshot sounds like mister
orchid idol
hydrogen bomb vs coughing dog
lone vault
that sounded like a fucking bomb 😭
lapis nexus
no it sounded like a gunshot close up
lone vault
same same
stuck arch
the dog is an artillary cannon
untold wraith
no it sounded like a gunshot close up
Booorrriiing
untold wraith
the dog is an artillary cannon
This
lone vault
Booorrriiing
bombs are cooler
stuck arch
they should add guns to halfsword so i can teach pitchfork willies a lesson
untold wraith
bombs are cooler
velvet mortar
ok so one thing ive noticed is the crashes happen when theres some dismemberment, especially during the ultimate challenge
stuck arch
ok so one thing ive noticed is the crashes happen when theres some dismemberment...
ah try turning the gore or blood down
lone vault
i remember seeing this reel
untold wraith
i remember seeing this reel
Nuh uh
orchid idol
kids r so fucking dramatic istg
spice fable
Is it only me or the game keeps crashing every 2 nano seconds
velvet mortar
ah try turning the gore or blood down
eah thats what doing
untold wraith
Wrong video
lone vault
what was that
orchid idol
hitting a ghost but the teacher turns around and u gotta hold dat shit in
stuck arch
i yoinked it lmfao
untold wraith
💀
lapis nexus
this shirt is the most ugly "rich person car" color i have ever seen
stuck arch
just some asian bloke smokin something crazy imma use this to make fun of my bf
orchid idol
this shirt is the most ugly "rich person car" color i have ever seen
now find yellow pants and a yellow hat and you'll be that white dude from curious george
stuck arch
also i have a cool glitch that lets u fight naked willies with any class u want if u want me to share ofc
orchid idol
naked willies...
stuck arch
real
untold wraith
orchid idol
cats for whatever reason
stuck arch
i was like "please fall" on the first frame lmao
stuck arch
cats for whatever reason
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
stuck arch
i hate jd vance hes so fat and ugly and stuff
stuck arch
but he is fat
merry wyvern
NMRiH 2 review:
Unoptimized, infection UI makes no sense, combat is ass, can't put flashlight away, character randomly infected despite not being bitten, when in NMRiH lore you HAVE to be BITTEN or TOUCH WATER to be infected, not scratched.
stuck arch
uh yea
stuck arch
cant a gal call someone fat around here smh
merry wyvern
Literally have never been infected by getting scratched in the NMRiH 1
sharp dust
i hate jd vance hes so fat and ugly and stuff
untold wraith
merry wyvern
NMRiH 2 review:
Unoptimized, infection UI makes no sense, combat is ass, can't ...
0/10. Torn Ballsack Studios shat out an unfinished, borderline unplayable game and want 30 dollars for it.
Black sun in background, mods get his ass.
lone vault
WHERE DID STEVE GO
untold wraith
Im not associated to these POLITICAL people gang
merry wyvern
@oak oar @uncut epoch
uncut epoch
<@631098353735827456> <@882826730933485626>
huh
untold wraith
<@631098353735827456> <@882826730933485626>
Narc
merry wyvern
Black Sun in background, Nazi symbol
orchid idol
whoopsie daise
lone vault
do you guys finish off the willies
orchid idol
i thought that was just jd trio i didnt see that
stuck arch
i always finish off the willies i dont even need to try
untold wraith
Black Sun in background, Nazi symbol
I didn't see a Yahtzee symbol
merry wyvern
Bro doesn't know about the Black Sun
stuck arch
good though, means hes not one of them
untold wraith
Bro doesn't know about the Black Sun
Im not gonna ask
orchid idol
Bro doesn't know about the Black Sun
im sorry i'm not studying for the nazi test mein furr or whatever
lapis nexus
black whole sun?
lone vault
another 11 elephantillion dollars to
lapis nexus
making the stock market crash?
merry wyvern
im sorry i'm not studying for the nazi test mein furr or whatever
Ok
lapis nexus
raising inflation?
lapis nexus
penis enlarement surgeries for the guy in charge?
orchid idol
black hole sunnn wont you come and wash away the raiiinn
lapis nexus
Franz ferdinand
lone vault
cant finish it
limber flax
Franz ferdinand
the serbs were to blame for the first world war
orchid idol
the serbs were to blame for the first world war
no it was the antarticans
merry wyvern
Dude starfield is more optimized than fucking NMRiH 2 this shit is unplayable
lone vault
i know someone assasinated a king and caused a chain reaction of events for wwi
limber flax
it was the archduke who was basically the heir to the throne
a serb nationalist killed him
orchid idol
Dude starfield is more optimized than fucking NMRiH 2 this shit is unplayable
60% of all bethesda gameplay is spent on a loading screen
lone vault
a serb nationalist killed him
yeah one of em did
stuck arch
also heres how u can have p much whatever u want in whatever rank
limber flax
the serb nationalist was linked to the serbian government but a lot of modern historians deny it
lone vault
why
untold wraith
orchid idol
it was the archduke who was basically the heir to the throne
franz fartinad
i think it was franz that name stands out to me
merry wyvern
60% of all bethesda gameplay is spent on a loading screen
Better than 100% of NMRiH 2 gameplay stuttering and getting killed because the game is too poorly performing to register an attack
lone vault
Because Austria lost the war
no why do modern historians deny
orchid idol
Better than 100% of NMRiH 2 gameplay stuttering and getting killed because the g...
least obvious bottleneck
untold wraith
U U U U U
merry wyvern
least obvious bottleneck
Clearly not because I can run literally every other game basically fine besides this one. I can run Cyberpunk at 80fps.
limber flax
no why do modern historians deny
because the austrians lost the war so their perspective of the war has not been the popular perspective and the info on the black hand being related to the serbian government is obscure information
forest falcon
merry wyvern
have you tried turning the resolution down
You mean to tell me I should have to lower my resolution because Torn Ballsack Studios doesn't want to make their game not run like hot ass
lone vault
3 sentence horror
limber flax
You mean to tell me I should have to lower my resolution because Torn Ballsack S...
play like this
merry wyvern
That unironically made it worse what the fuck is wrong this game
stuck arch
jeez
limber flax
like a real man
lapis nexus
isn't it so cool that Franz Ferdinand is making music even 110 years after his death
orchid idol
That unironically made it worse what the fuck is wrong this game
LMAO then im out of ideas
stuck arch
also heres how u can have p much whatever u want in whatever rank
you can see my low resolution in this clip
merry wyvern
Yeah Torn Ballsack needs to unrelease NMRIH 2 and give it to a competent studio considering they're going to abandon it anyway like all of their other games
lone vault
what is nmrih
orchid idol
MORE FAKE FRAMES
VSYNC OFF WITH 600FPS CAP 🔥
limber flax
what is nmrih
niche game for valve loving autists
orchid idol
i love volvo
stuck arch
i played it a bit
orchid idol
hl4 when
lone vault
VSYNC OFF WITH 600FPS CAP 🔥
GPU AT 99% USAGE!!!!!
lunar stream
aughhh hello chat
orchid idol
gordon freeman canonicaly dies in the next half life game i just know it
limber flax
bro these fucking short form versions of words
lone vault
80*C
merry wyvern
NMRiH 2 is basically NMRIH 1 but they took everything that made NMRiH 1 good and just didn't use it
orchid idol
GPU AT 99% USAGE!!!!!
DIRECT X 13 ON AN UNDERPOWERED 2016 GPU!!!
limber flax
"hl4" "hl6" "FPS" "GPU" "*C" 🥀
merry wyvern
The best part about the first game is that you're not a main character or important in any way, you're just a survivor.
lunar stream
"hl4" "hl6" "FPS" "GPU" "*C" 🥀
ts pmo fr gng
orchid idol
"hl4" "hl6" "FPS" "GPU" "*C" 🥀
fr ts pmo smtp n2 stbau fr
velvet mortar
man how do you beat the baron
limber flax
The best part about the first game is that you're not a main character or import...
you are the main character in your own life
limber flax
man how do you beat the baron
commoner boss?
stuck arch
i fucking hate the commoner boss
stuck arch
they should add the hand gonne
limber flax
no the very last boss
stroke it a lil
velvet mortar
i fucking hate the commoner boss
oh yeah that guy was a pain in the ass
limber flax
merry wyvern
Yeah this game fucking sucks I blasted a zombie with a shotgun and it ate the shot to the face and killed me
orchid idol
l4d2 better
merry wyvern
Than NMRiH 2? Yeah.
raw orchid
man i forgot i had l4d2 im redownloading it
limber flax
cod zombies slept on
orchid idol
been playing l4d2 since the xbox 360 release
limber flax
especially by pc gamers
(i play pc)
if you played peak cod (cod 4 to black ops II) you know
l4d2 is fun and all but its not cod zombies
raw orchid
im replaying bo2 on steam rn trying to get 100 percent should have probably started with bo1 lol
orchid idol
im replaying bo2 on steam rn trying to get 100 percent should have probably star...
some BO1 achievements are paywalled due to dlc if i remember correctly
raw orchid
i think its fkn crazy theyre still charging full price on steam
raw orchid
60 dollars for bo2 in 2025 is insane i mean theyre on sale rn but thats not very often
limber flax
merry wyvern
i think its fkn crazy theyre still charging full price on steam
You're right, BO2 should be 600 dollaars
limber flax
i played on ps3 mostly so
raw orchid
limber flax
most of my hours and achievements were on ps3
merry wyvern
Considering it's the best Cod
raw orchid
cod 4 and mw3 were my favourites bo2 is top 3 tho
orchid idol
lolol i only bought bo1 for the pc campaign experience and to finally beat it on veteran
zombies is cool but the only map i really like is five
raw orchid
if you havnt already i would download plutonium if youre trying to play online
merry wyvern
At least there's no one here that thinks the new MW games are better than the old ones
orchid idol
never really was a cod zombies guy rlly but i remember playing bo2 zombies which was hella fun
orchid idol
At least there's no one here that thinks the new MW games are better than the ol...
MW2019 is peak but the sequels r just copy and paste i feel
merry wyvern
There are also people that say MW19 multiplayer is worse than MWIII
limber flax
if you havnt already i would download plutonium if youre trying to play online
for bo2 and bo1 its fine to play on normal servers sometimes but cod4 to mw2 no
merry wyvern
Anyone who enjoys MWIII multiplayer or campaign or zombies should punch themselves in the face as hard as they can so that they might knock some fucking brain cells back into working order
orchid idol
There are also people that say MW19 multiplayer is worse than MWIII
i played mw19 multiplayer alot cus they had a battlefield esque gamemode in it, rounds lasted forever which i really enjoyed
raw orchid
i stopped playing after mw2019 and bo4 cause vangaurd and cold war just felt like copy and pastes of mw19 recently bought bo6 though and have been kinda enjoying that
limber flax
Anyone who enjoys MWIII multiplayer or campaign or zombies should punch themselv...
it couldve been worse
merry wyvern
it couldve been worse
You're glazing waaaay too hard
orchid idol
Anyone who enjoys MWIII multiplayer or campaign or zombies should punch themselv...
i played mwii for like 12 hours totall and i decided i hated it and will never buy another call of duty game again especially after COLD WAR.
limber flax
yes its bad
merry wyvern
im hard of sight sorryu
Fair
raw orchid
ww2 was actually really fun i loved the war gamemode
orchid idol
never got mwiii
limber flax
WWII was ok i guess
merry wyvern
never got mwiii
Good
limber flax
i never completed the campaign for WWII because it was boring
stuck arch
WWII was ok i guess
lack of context makes this funny
orchid idol
i never completed the campaign for WWII because it was boring
they shulda just remastered the world at war campaign fr
limber flax
they shulda just remastered the world at war campaign fr
no they wouldve ruined it
orchid idol
the modern warfare 1 remaster was lit tho
orchid idol
i want them to remaster bo1 and 2 so badly
limber flax
it introduced the modern cod formula 2019-present
which has gotten stale and i think was never great to begin with
orchid idol
it introduced the modern cod formula 2019-present
graphics wise sure but gameplay was still as arcade-like
mw19 and above aims for more realism for whatever reason
orchid idol
gunplay didnt feel that different from the original mw1 compared to remastered mw1
im talking about Modern Warfare Remastered, not mw2019
untold wraith
2019 sniper shotgun
limber flax
im talking about Modern Warfare Remastered, not mw2019
im sorry im drunk rn
orchid idol
2019 sniper shotgun
getting hit with a slug from 60 meters away
limber flax
yeah you right
orchid idol
im sorry im drunk rn
lol u good
forest falcon
untold wraith
getting hit with a slug from 60 meters away
Sniper scope and all
forest falcon
hello chat
orchid idol
Sniper scope and all
i appreciate the customizable weapons in the new cod's but sometimes its way too much lol
untold wraith
hello chat
forest falcon
orchid idol
especially with the paid guns with highlighter colors
limber flax
i mix a bottle of cheap vodka with ginger ale because im broke
orchid idol
i mix a bottle of cheap vodka with ginger ale because im broke
life after highschool
stuck arch
this mans so cool
untold wraith
stuck arch
me asf
untold wraith
manifesting so u get a hangover tomorrow morning
Dibby downer over here
orchid idol
erm its DEBBY
limber flax
manifesting so u get a hangover tomorrow morning
the cheatcode is to drink water with ever drink of your liqour because the alcohol dehydrates you
and thats what causes hangovers
orchid idol
the cheatcode is to drink water with ever drink of your liqour because the alcoh...
and to eat before drinking so the drunk onset is smoother and less sudden
untold wraith
erm its DEBBY
orchid idol
im american what is this language
limber flax
and to eat before drinking so the drunk onset is smoother and less sudden
honestly i dont eat that much so im pretty skinny and get drunk fast
orchid idol
honestly i dont eat that much so im pretty skinny and get drunk fast
fool
untold wraith
im american what is this language
That's what colonization sounds like
orchid idol
one time i drank 2-3 shots of vodka on an empty stomach and threw up bile and alcohol because i got drunk too fast
forest falcon
classic
limber flax
one time i drank 2-3 shots of vodka on an empty stomach and threw up bile and al...
ok nvm i maybe drink too much
orchid idol
ok nvm i maybe drink too much
drink responsibly
untold wraith
limber flax
i put maybe about half a can of ginger ale worth of vodka in one drink
untold wraith
Ginger ale
limber flax
and i drink two of those
so thats like 12 fl oz of vodka
(a full can of ginger ale)
untold wraith
Ok
orchid idol
im bulking so im drinking high-calorie liquor to gain weight 🔥
untold wraith
Im sorry
limber flax
orchid idol
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925535906495078452/1117621622078185492/...
i love kfc too bad its 20 trillion dollars for a bucket
forest falcon
is that schlatt lol?
lunar stream
willie pretzel
limber flax
i love kfc too bad its 20 trillion dollars for a bucket
popeyes better
cinder axle
its a good day for some trolling
quiet dagger
idle crest
Skyblivion developers reckon official remake is a win win because now people get twice the oblivion...
Probably the most based response they could have given to the official remake.
last whale
lunar stream
his arm is gone
trim copper
steep ore
safe night
do you come from a land down under
steep ore
do you come from a land down under
grand bane
patent plinth
https://tenor.com/view/agartha-gif-8064374391985476419
How does he achieve such white teeth
steep ore
How does he achieve such white teeth
guess
trim copper
How does he achieve such white teeth
milk
waxen zenith
trim copper
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273771940317761566/1335696156331606147/0...
i dont think posting buttnaked heavy is ok
plush harness
Willie.
plush harness
The Willie wills the small Wollie when it wolls.
steep ore
i dont think posting buttnaked heavy is ok
🤫
trim copper
is that then wrong to post?
im not a mod, ask one
but i think you dont want to send that too
woven bolt
im not a mod, ask one
but i think you dont want to send that too
fair fair
tbh it is not nudity
safe night
i saw a mod post naked willie
woven bolt
as he is shirtless with man stuff on his chest
it not like a women who has boobs
that is nfsw
trim copper
i saw a mod post naked willie
as long as it is willie it is ok
safe night
it not like a women who has boobs
"woman who has boobs"
idle crest
i dont think posting buttnaked heavy is ok
I'd be surprised if they took issue with it, naked Willie gets posted.
woven bolt
"woman who has boobs"
yes, some women doesnt have boobs as they are either gay(i am jst saying the truth, not being rude) or they dont have enough hormones.
woven bolt
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-7671266944006879250
fr
safe night
yes, some women doesnt have boobs as they are either gay(i am jst saying the tru...
gay women dont have boobs?
😭 what
woven bolt
gay women dont have boobs?
they get plastic surgery as they turn into men
orchid idol
gay women dont have boobs?
those who know: 💀
safe night
yes, some women doesnt have boobs as they are either gay(i am jst saying the tru...
@lost palm
woven bolt
oh wow
safe night
they get plastic surgery as they turn into men
i see what you mean now
Thats not what gay is though 😭
lunar stream
yes, some women doesnt have boobs as they are either gay(i am jst saying the tru...
brother what
woven bolt
part of the process of turning gay
chrome fractal
Wth yall talking about lol
steep ore
tbh it is not nudity
I was muted for a gif where a jocked guy is standing in the shower, although only his chest were visible
last whale
woven bolt
I was muted for a gif where a jocked guy is standing in the shower, although onl...
lol,
lunar stream
part of the process of turning gay
what are you talking about dawg 😭
woven bolt
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149864142665158678/1234543768544346193/a...
read from here. @lunar stream
safe night
what are you talking about dawg 😭
Man he's talking about transgenderism
safe night
I don't know where he got gay from though 😭
idle crest
Man he's talking about transgenderism
That's what I thought.
woven bolt
Man he's talking about transgenderism
wallahi i never heard of that word before
lunar stream
Man he's talking about transgenderism
i dont think he knows how it works
safe night
wallahi i never heard of that word before
Depends on what country you're from.
woven bolt
Depends on what country you're from.
morroco and south africa
safe night
However, most "western" countries have the same understanding
trim copper
why did you have to turn my sentence into a quote
think it out
idle crest
morroco and south africa
Why are there so many south Africans on the Internet?
trim copper
since you are a genius
woven bolt
Why are there so many south Africans on the Internet?
i dont know, i am more morrocan than za
covert notch
"hey lois, i'm india"
idle crest
i dont know, i am more morrocan than za
Assumed so given the "wallahi"
woven bolt
Assumed so given the "wallahi"
yes
safe night
since you are a genius
crazy you're mad at him
trim copper
crazy you're mad at him
not really mad... its funny more than uh
woven bolt
not really mad... its funny more than uh
mashallah
trim copper
making me angry
woven bolt
oh,how?
trim copper
whats yall opinions about pineapples
woven bolt
but i dont get a skin reaction
ivory fjord
its cuz of the bromelin
its an emzyme that messes with taste receptors i think, and it can affect some people more than others so if its messing with your tongue then it might be an allergic reaction
woven bolt
wait using my knowledge abt emzymes if i eat it in a cold room
it reaction rate is reduces, due to there being less ke enegry
henceforth there will be little vibrations
ivory fjord
i guess you could also make the pineapple colder
woven bolt
true
hallow bane
ultimate challenge is actually unplayable
cinder axle
wtf does the hub slider actually do?
cinder axle
wait 5 hours?
hallow bane
TELL ME HOW I HAVE BARON THEN BUDDY
i keep crashing
safe night
wait 5 hours?
yep
cinder axle
Doing that good erp
Anyway can anybody in this goddamn server tell me what the hud slider does?
patent plinth
Anyway can anybody in this goddamn server tell me what the hud slider does?
It slides
mortal imp
pls fix spears
cinder axle
pls fix spears
I died in 1 millisecond cause a spear cut of my willi which I dont have so ya pleaee devs
mortal imp
and they still seem to be unparryable
cinder axle
Just hit them a bunch and run in good luck lol
trim copper
dodge
trim copper
Chocking? Breath
chocking?
ohhh
not really like that, with slowmotion you can dodge much better now
cinder axle
and they still seem to be unparryable
If you have a sword halfsword it and redirect it while they run at you or if theyre standing just hit the tip away and run in hail mary this is just how i do it
trim copper
its very easy to dodge a spear
cinder axle
Ya but i dont wanna use my legs thats weak people shit
I think with my sword
Imagine
Imagine dragon
Imagine dragon these nuts across your forehead
cinder axle
https://tenor.com/view/naomi-bunny-melon-gif-22514980
Im joe bidon and i aprove this message
trim copper
Ya but i dont wanna use my legs thats weak people shit
what😭
cinder axle
Yesnt
mortal imp
its very easy to dodge a spear
no its not
cinder axle
no its not
For him it is apparently
quick merlin
hey
patent plinth
Im joe bidon and i aprove this message
Im joe widen and I also approve
cinder axle
To what?
mortal imp
everything
cinder axle
Damn sounds like you need to train more what weapon are you using/do you like to use?
cinder axle
everything
And what rank?
mortal imp
mostly peasent- commoner
my attacks just seem to bounce off all of a sudden
and they got way more accurate with shots to my hands and neck
cinder axle
my attacks just seem to bounce off all of a sudden
With What weapon all of them?
ivory fjord
ive been trying to beat the gauntlet in first person
jagged valve
ultimate challenge is actually unplayable
i had the exact same issue bro 😭
cinder axle
mostly pitchforks
Good choice but i would recommend going into stabing mode finding your distance wait till theyre open then take a step forward and stab
jagged valve
go to minimum settings and zero blood and just hope the game doesnt fail when you get to the armored guys
mortal imp
no they hit me with pitchforks
ivory fjord
first boss is sometimes hard if i dont get decent spoilance stuff
cinder axle
no they hit me with pitchforks
Oh well then gg
patent plinth
no they hit me with pitchforks
A x e
ivory fjord
beating him to death with spade overheads is a nice feeling tho
cinder axle
no they hit me with pitchforks
Jk you need to hit it down or to theyre left and run in
mortal imp
ah i just got an exxcepetn clip
cinder axle
You need to be hugging them basically and use halfsword axes are way to sharp so you will cut him up somewhere
mortal imp
for example what haplened here???
trim copper
no its not
its easier than what you think
mortal imp
why are thy so perfectly accurate
cinder axle
You ran into it he just kept his weapon forward he didnt attack you stabed yourself
mortal imp
its easier than what you think
that would NEVER work for me
my willies are just more accurate
quick merlin
i hate the beggar boss
cinder axle
No its not that you need to move his threat before you move forward
trim copper
You ran into it he just kept his weapon forward he didnt attack you stabed yours...
BECAUSE WILLIE IS STUPID DUDE
he almost never moves his weapon on slowmotion
cinder axle
BECAUSE WILLIE IS STUPID DUDE
he almost never moves his weapon on slowmotion
Yes but i just slap his tip away and move forward
Its that easy
trim copper
thats more risky than dodging
cinder axle
thats more risky than dodging
Workes 99 procent of the time for me
mortal imp
welp i just did a dodge and it didnt work
i got out with my life purely because i got lucky
quick merlin
i fucking hate beggar boss
cinder axle
Also cause i do it like its showen in the manuel with halfsword and moving the weapon away
ivory fjord
jagged jasper
guys whens blood releasing
cinder axle
No you didnt do it completely right but close
You can try using the shild, its dangerous but it sometimes works
mortal imp
bullshit
cinder axle
What?
cinder axle
Just try hitting it with your weapon
ivory fjord
and your shield!
trim copper
try moving all of your body like this
cinder axle
untill they make spears less stupidly op
Spears are generally speaking op in game and irl theyre lore accurate
cinder axle
try moving all of your body like this
Wtf john wick!? X3
ivory fjord
if you push in on spearguy while holding the shield relative to their spear you can push it aside and get in close to wrestle them to the ground
elder comet
What do you use to record games??
ivory fjord
shield real useful against spears
jagged jasper
untill they make spears less stupidly op
i hope they dont, polearms is what got me to ultimate challenge
cinder axle
if you push in on spearguy while holding the shield relative to their spear you ...
Yes thats what i was suggesting
gloomy crest
What do you use to record games??
Obs is a great software and it’s free
ivory fjord
What do you use to record games??
depending on compooter steam lets you record games if you set it up
quick merlin
who hate bagger boss?
cinder axle
i hope they dont, polearms is what got me to ultimate challenge
Ya polearms are just realisticly strong
mortal imp
who hate bagger boss?
not nearly as much as the commoner boss
who can jsut blow through every block and parry you can do
cinder axle
who hate bagger boss?
Change that b to an n and you have a big problem bro
jagged jasper
who hate bagger boss?
the black knight is the hardest
elder comet
I tried it once with obs but I don't know why it doesn't work, the files don't load
mortal imp
just bonk him
jagged jasper
you mean the last one?
commoner boss
cinder axle
who can jsut blow through every block and parry you can do
Dont try to block run in so his weapon is usles
quick merlin
black is hard
jagged jasper
i managed to kill him with a cutlass lmaooo
cinder axle
by *far* the worst one
True i hate him
cinder axle
i managed to kill him with a cutlass lmaooo
A cut ass ayo?
jagged jasper
i just rushed him as hard as i could because i was like "either i die by actually trying or i die by brute forcing him" and then i ran into him so hard he fell over
cinder axle
i just rushed him as hard as i could because i was like "either i die by actuall...
Wtf! X3
cinder axle
spwears are unparryable
I can do it
elder comet
I tried it once with obs but I don't know why it doesn't work, the files don't load
jagged jasper
spwears are unparryable
youve really gotta learn the position you need your sword in, its really hard because of the angle of the camera tho
mortal imp
youve really gotta learn the position you need your sword in, its really hard be...
i dont need to learn shit, i just need spears to become less stupidly accurate
unparryable
its just not hitting
jagged jasper
unparryable
just block your torso with your shield, your leaving yourself open
quick merlin
i just keep die this fucking stupid bagger boss
cinder axle
i dont need to learn shit, i just need spears to become less stupidly accurate
You need knowledge and training not complaining
mortal imp
You need knowledge and training not complaining
yknow i beat the baron twice
and yet still spears are my biggest problem
cinder axle
i dont believe you
I hate to say this but skill issue
Welp then you need to train more against spears
trim copper
I hate to say this but skill issue
beat me to it
cinder axle
I also beat baron twice using hema
quick merlin
send the vide bagger boss
cinder axle
beat me to it
Didnt want to do it but had to do it to them
mortal imp
yea idk anymore, ive probbably trained for 20 hours trying to beat spears yet nothing i try works, either my hardware makes it more difficulty somehow or yall have 2000 hours
jagged jasper
i can fight polearms
but the spiky stick
i want it gone from this game
cinder axle
yea idk anymore, ive probbably trained for 20 hours trying to beat spears yet n...
When I get hone we could call and I could try to show you
cinder axle
i can fight polearms
but the spiky stick
i want it gone from this game
Finally someone with some brain
cinder axle
dont bother, il always suck anyone
Ill still try i believe in you ^w^
mortal imp
my brain didnt print out the correct word
jagged jasper
Finally someone with some brain
it punishes you for blocking with the side spikes, and you cant run into the person so youre out of range because you get caught on the spikes, its so annoying
cinder axle
it punishes you for blocking with the side spikes, and you cant run into the per...
Ya its absolutely bs
mortal imp
trim copper
yea idk anymore, ive probbably trained for 20 hours trying to beat spears yet n...
i barely have 200 hours
mortal imp
i just cant do it
cinder axle
It can only be beat by another long pointy stick
cinder axle
i just *cant* do it
I need to show you the right technique
mortal imp
no
quick merlin
GIVE HIM BIG HAED AXE
mortal imp
yall just have less accurate willies
cinder axle
Ok if you dont want to learn i cant help you
mortal imp
i cant learn
quick merlin
GIVE HIM BIG HAED AXE
BAGGER BOSS
mortal imp
theres no way to win against it
trim copper
yall just have less accurate willies
no we are just more skillful than you dude
cinder axle
yall just have less accurate willies
Your just leaving yourself open
cinder axle
its a spear
Yes so treat it like a dangerous weapon
cinder axle
your *always* open
Not if your out or inside its effective range
mortal imp
Yes so treat it like a dangerous weapon
do you see how defensive im playing
i cant be any more casious
cinder axle
Ok anyway how is everbody?
jagged valve
unparryable
stop giving him so much space 😭
trim copper
i cant be any *more* casious
MOVE MORE TO THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT WITH SLOWMOTIONNN
trim copper
Ok anyway how is everbody?
good
mortal imp
MOVE MORE TO THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT WITH SLOWMOTIONNN
i alr tried that it doesnt work
trim copper
i alr tried that it doesnt work
move your WHOLE body, so not only with wasd but with your mouse too
mortal imp
i cant
cinder axle
Your attacking leaving yourself open wide
mortal imp
Your attacking leaving yourself open wide
thats generally how attacking works
at elast in this game
cinder axle
thats generally how attacking works
Your attacking air
mortal imp
im attempting to parry
cinder axle
im attempting to parry
Above his stic
mortal imp
but parrying spears is impossible so why even try
untold wraith
cinder axle
but parrying spears is impossible so why even try
You can but try redirecting with sword amd halfsword
mortal imp
its an axe
jesus christ shield and weapons is so jank
edge alignment just goes out the window
gloomy urchin
jesus christ shield and weapons is so jank
its very fun idk man
gloomy urchin
but parrying spears is impossible so why even try
how and why would you parry spears
you DEFLECT them
gloomy urchin
no it isnt
gloomy urchin
deflect = redirect weapon
parry = stop weapon
forest falcon
parry in halfsword is stopping the weapon just for it to slide down and hit you in the vitals
gloomy urchin
krill issue
lunar stream
crazycattle3d is peak
forest falcon
krill issue
gloomy urchin
man parrying is so hard!!
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k6YtKovIO6ANl3xRZ?invite=cr-MSxwNGUsMzI1MzIxMTEx
forest falcon
man parrying is so hard!!
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k6YtKovIO6ANl3...
why is it like 800x600 in res
mortal imp
man parrying is so hard!!
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k6YtKovIO6ANl3...
it is when he telegraphs it like he wants you to parry it
gloomy urchin
commoner rank at default damage with longsword is the easiest thing in entire game
trim copper
untill boss
you can play peasant and choose the pitchfork to kill him
mortal imp
you can play peasant and choose the pitchfork to kill him
yea i do that
gloomy urchin
pussy move
mortal imp
much easier
mortal imp
pussy move
ok then mister "im the best and everyone else is weak and stupid:
apparently you have such a deep rooted insecurity issue that you have to put others down to feel good about yourself
but hey
gloomy urchin
i am not into phisology and ragebaiting rn sorry
on another note a cool riposte
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k6YEBH2yKrd2ld7LR?invite=cr-MSwzNmYsMzI1MzIxMTEx
mortal imp
i am not into phisology and ragebaiting rn sorry
on another note a cool riposte
...
youre lucky he didnt blink forward
visual canopy
bro i just found out that we can snap bones
gloomy urchin
youre lucky he didnt blink forward
lime harness
some players in games make no sense
so lemme get this straight,
you are running from an enemy team into a pitch black forest, great
you found a good hiding spot even better
so tell me, why do you still have your torch out
totally not like it's literally a beacon of light in the middle of the night
mortal imp
some players in games make no sense
so lemme get this straight,
you are runnin...
wrong game i assume
lime harness
iunno, I feel like it's just common knowledge if you wanna be sneaky, snuff out the lights,
mortal imp
this is half sword discord
lime harness
I mean this is the general chat, we practically talk about anything here
gloomy urchin
some players in games make no sense
so lemme get this straight,
you are runnin...
they prolly dont think about it
mortal imp
oh huh?
lime harness
they prolly dont think about it
like, where's the thought process, did it go to the gas station for a pack of smokes?
gloomy urchin
that must've hurt
lime harness
mild toothache
mortal imp
spears are still the worst weapon to fight against
lunar stream
1 day of nitro goes hard
lime harness
spears are still the worst weapon to fight against
wait until you fight a plancion, or, whatever the fugg it's called
lunar stream
placon a picot
mortal imp
wait until you fight a plancion, or, whatever the fugg it's called
those arent as bad
they do big swings which hou can backpeddal from
obtuse kestrel
i made a halfsword garrysmod maphttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3464545883
mortal imp
then you just run into them
lime harness
i made a halfsword garrysmod maphttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetai...
best thing I've heard all year
mortal imp
and ive beaten baron
gloomy urchin
spears are still the worst weapon to fight against
this move
mortal imp
spears are the worst
obtuse kestrel
thanks if you like it can you share it around, im trying to get the 100 likeshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3464545883
gloomy urchin
you gotta practice
mortal imp
theres an 80% chance ill just miss
mortal imp
you gotta practice
i have to no improvement
gloomy urchin
spears could be a lot worse if willie knew how to handle them
mortal imp
you can check all the videos of me dying
gloomy urchin
but now they're just stupid
mortal imp
spears could be a lot worse if willie knew how to handle them
he does know????
gloomy urchin
he does know????
he rushes into you he doesnt really
mortal imp
hes ridiculously accurate
mortal imp
he rushes into you he doesnt really
ive never seen a spear rusg
they always keep their distance and try to poke at me
gloomy urchin
idk man every half sword version is personalized
mortal imp
it sure feels like it
but just check out all the videos i put in here
because i dont know
forest falcon
gloomy urchin
ok i hate axes with my life
pale meteor
Thoughts on these kills?
mortal imp
for example what haplened here???
what happened here???
gloomy urchin
there are 2 statuses of axe
the weapon with least damage
instant death upon contact
mortal imp
Thoughts on these kills?
epic
gloomy urchin
for example what haplened here???
spear directed too high shield blocked too low
mortal imp
spear directed too high shield blocked too low
i wasnt controlling the shield
it goes there automatically
idk but spears seem weirdly accurate to me
gloomy urchin
i wonder if this will work
mortal imp
i cant hit it
trim copper
i wonder if this will work
me when f+shift+spin
gloomy urchin
ok it wont unless i pull this monster move
mortal imp
yall just have some 7th sense for stabs
gloomy urchin
fucking god
managed to win first time but then i died from AXE AGAIN
A FUCKER SPLIT ME IN HALF WHILE I WAS GIVING UP
i will make sure to find a way to skin willie and break every single bone in his body and then feed him his limbs while making sure he stays alive if he pulls off axe ever again
astral basin
how do i put the shield on my back
unreal bay
Hold E
drifting stirrup
Jesus fucking Christ, he fucking Killed him
unreal bay
does anyone actually know
Hold Q
astral basin
it doesnt workj
astral basin
that just drops the shield
drifting stirrup
You cannot put shields on your back anymore I think, you can only put buckler shields on your belt.
astral basin
What shield is it
drifting stirrup
Yeah, that one won't go on your back anymore I believe.
astral basin
damn that sucks