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The leg holster makes him look like a guy who unironically says ”yeah I would have joined but I would have punched the drill sergeant”
Love zomboid
how did you get this image of me
Take a rest !!
Didnt know you was a tv star
lol
I've been on the run for two days, no time for resting
Same
brawler class goes crazy
Oh your talking about zomboid
baawwwwbb
Just get that shield that t8 poleaxe has on the shoulder and you are good
is this just north of muldarugh?
Probably
Thats gonna make you tired, and when you’re tired you lose your ability to recover from exhaustion
these two posts are absolutely fucking hilarious
Caffeine Pills:
bunny knows kentucky
You run out of thoseee
He saw the miss colored pixels of your pfp caused by magnetic disturbance in your area and was therefore able to pinpoint your exact location
Am I cooked?
I don’t think the caffein pills can save this run :(
Shiii
We need a cournal Sanders playable character
ok
Dude I love zomboidguesrr
I got super far in the ultimate challenge and the game crash
ahh I'm sorry to hear— it's a common issue ATM, devs are aware. I've heard turning down/off blood and gore can help with it as a temporary fix in the meantime
give your pc fleenstone vitamin gummy
I don’t understand why people complain about crashes.
My demo has not crashed even once
it's mainly the baron/ultimate challenge fight
oh the final battle crashes are really common
AWW Good for you
lucky ass
he tripped into me
anyways
I made 300 dollars gambling a few days ago
proceeded to lose half of it in two roulette spins 
the grindset
The infinite money glitch is to legally change your name to House
is there a way to get rid of the new white fog in the aybiss?
i love that type of image so much
https://youtu.be/syPUpzWGlJY
music: kevin macleod - monkeys spinning monkeys
The Flower Duet - Leo Delibes
clips and screenshots gathered from months of saving any i come accros on twitter
hate to see it
Yaurr check game settings
ARRRR SHIVER ME TIMBERS

however I started with only $25 so ending with 150 was certainly not a loss
thank you
a win is a win
💹

missed the knife grab twice award
fellas can this guy get a 
Brad Pitt really be taking all our jobs
the goblin stock is down, its over...
finding out brad took my bitch
Brad outselling Goblin in the dungeon. What ever shall we do.
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BLOODY DISGUSTING PREMIERE
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it's so peak
He even took your role as the goblin in all the movies
like they just have a goblin. all othe other band memebers are normal dudes
Goblin st. Crash of 1929
the 2008 goblin crisis
Where does one get a goblin for themselves
i understand now
craigslist
They're hard to come by now, ever since brad took over...

FUCK YOU
my fave part about this band is how dedicated to the bit they are
HE CHOPPED MY ASS OFF
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You will never get out of the hood
Bruh that was abolished when you where still young
I should open my sprinters run agaiiin
im meant to be playing zomboid with a friend later but she said she's "butt ass naked" so im confused, aren't you meant to be while playing zomboid?
Oh also hello Rali
Ong what does that do with the ability to sit in a chair 😭
Hellaur
Hi Willie max
tripped on a fucking item award
willie ultra
Hi Stinky Kraut
Halfboard
I have so many questions
Hi Shitzon
got grabbed and thrown into a corner award
Exactly
why not share the troubles with the street people
holding M2 is half swording. thats why the game is called half sword. oh my god.
how does anyone kill the first stage boss
what will full version of halfsword be like
im actually going insane trying to kill him
woke
nooo
he always picks me up with 1 hand and throws me or cuts of my head first swin
Stab him
You're Kratos, aren't you really powerful
go towards him bait out the first hit and once his axe is low on the ground get one or two hits in with whatever you're holding
i actually kncoked him out he fell to the ground his axe fell on my head and cut it off
wish kratos
im actually going insane
😭
you think 1st boss is bad
try 3rd the guy is literally 9 foot with an even longer sword and plays slow and defensive
Just rush him !!
only way i managed to beat him was with an immediate overhead axe to the face
Anemic is a brutal trait
yeah this guys next level hes that bad he kills me
DIE
Oh hey it finally sent
to each his own but i have a better track record with that guy since you just have to dodge like twice and then cut him
first time i used me hand punching the helmet broke them then he cut my leg off
irl too
i personally find 2nd boss a breeze that scythe is way too inconsistent
he never actually cuts me with it
Look at how fast the health drops man </3
the scythe is diffrent from the demo scythe
why is bro anemic just eat a steel fork if you're short on iron
skill issue
My serious answer is to grab a weapon from the ground and shank him
how do i send a screenshot
"be not the cause of my death" 🤓
I wonder if dynamic traits accounts for iron, I’ll test that
why so serious?
sent it in #game-footage-🎮🎥
i dont think we can send images here
yeah so eberyone who seen my question look in game footage
no mercy after he done it to me 10 times
greatest game ever zomboimboim should acount for it fr
whats everyone facourite second rank weapon
13-2 is insane
yeah fr
da fork
he always hits the most lucky swing
stab
iam sue the fork if i lose first game im deleting the game
press shift+S to dodge backwards
Society amirite?
what language is that
"you come here often?"
i actually jsut got cut in half
an npc did an overhead axe swing ran straight through the pole
kratos you killed gods
get a hold of yourself
are you old or young kratos
old
well, old or younger i guess would be more apt
235 years old
so do the willies see broken limbs the same as severed limbs
that timeline doesn't make much sense
exactly
im reading you in Christopher Judge's voice and its funny as shit
what did he do to get milked 🥀


i ebat second boss ez
so whats the ebst way to kill third
i got 1 hit by a guy with a longsword
nevermind
Can we rip it yes we can
first boss is easiest ngl, just pick up something like a paddle or candlestick and hes easy
holding hands
one time i beat the boss just by punching him in the side a few times
I've completed the progression mode, how do I restart it rather than only going against the goldenboi?
you can fight him and lose on purpose. make sure he kills you and you get put in the abyss, once you're in the abyss after dying you can just press escape and go to the menu.
that resets your character progression :3
Ahh that's great, thank you!
why does robot have hair
That exact question is asked by some humans at the start of ep2.
It’s probably a wig
Exactly bro
why robot exist
I was wondering that the entire time I was watching it lmfao
why did you check there its barely even visible... at least to me
Don't.
Because that war happened in 1860
what
Some questions are better left unanswered.
fair enough
The boobs are not even the unrealistic part
The entire show is unrealistic
oh lord
Robot baddies taking over the world or sum
I forgot the plot
Of course it’s unrealistic it came free with your fucking being a show
Some robots trying to stop an eldritch horror robot is a little more accurate
Mine is better tho

and its only because you used the word "baddies"
Hell yes
I mean he is not wrong about using that term for 2-4 of the characters
I genuinely can’t tell if your hate is ironic or not
I'm just like that
I'm just mysterious n shit yk what I mean
if i got my neck cut open i think i'd die pretty fast too
i see
Incorrect
distant and mysterious autistic and gay
Close enough
bro's bouta say "per se" unironically
egg
Egg
why is the fox smoking
Its amplified by the traiiit
tfw you cast Guiding Bolt (4-24 radiant damage) and it does 6 radiant damage
nice embed fail
hey be nice
https://tenor.com/view/ghost-saggin-meme-gif-27231890 lets see how bad it is
it isnt being an ass to say "nice embed fail" it's called being passive-aggressive
you should probably get used to it, people say stuff like "nice embed fail" or "epic embed fail" all the time on discord. just don't let it bother you
alr
if you want to use gifs/images you have to get to level 2 or 3. you do that by just talking, so interact in the server and you'll be able to use gifs in no time :3
ok
Embed fail
you will be hazed for embed fails
it is the way of the world
yes yes embed fail
It is MY EGG NOW
chat look at this, there's a new widget on the map in the new update
I'm blind, can you translate to braille?
yaeh sure gimme a sec
Thanks
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That's cool
I haven’t finished the game but just wanted to say that Druid OWLBEAR + tavern brawler is goated.
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is this a font
or do you have a translater
my brother in christ this is my 23rd playthrough
translator!
Smooch
Mfs will do anything except go to therapy
Easier said than done lmfao
Getting into therapy was such a pain for me
And after all of that they just recommended rehab like wtf
damn straight (i used to go to counseling but my counselor was immuno-compromised. was, as in the past tense, because covid happened and she's no longer with us :'( )
Now I’m sad
NO
Damn, that's sad
Rip
makes sense. she was great, i still miss her when something reminds me of her
I don’t even have a funny response this is just sad and tragic
some willies willie was bigger than my willie?! could u believe that
bro it smells like 2016 outside of my window rn
dawg wtf is the original image 😭
what hot take do you guys have that would have you like this if your IRL friends found out
infant, that's the nostalgia smell which means you're an infant
why u call me infant
anime is mediocre and annoying
because you're an infant, a child, a minor
half sword stank
especially the ones where everyone is all squeaky and shit
i said IRL, not on discord
yeah maybe a minor but not a infant asshole
like some goddanm mice
thats what people call minors on discord
cool
so many new people on Halfcord today
are enemies buffed in ultimate challenge? feels like any contact with their weapons will knock you down, and i never win punch/kick trades
i think so
they are super hard
depends on what they hit you with. Sword pommels are very busted (they deal too much blunt damage) rn imo, blunt weapons are great for knocking opponents flat on their asses, if you have a polearm you can trip people with the pole part
if you get hit in the top of the chest or in your shins it'll topple you no matter the difficulty as long as it does enough blunt damage
ntm they're buffed because if they weren't it wouldn't be an "ultimate challenge"
i hope you realize you never were
real
i dont like that nothing you learned getting to ultimate challenge is useable there
Dead
well I'm playing my 24th playthrough of BG3
so im kind of busy enjoying the new (and last, to my sorrow) major update
hi
сhiсken jockey
Nice
god danm this mf can draw
danm
i try
better than me
yeah but bubby you suck at everything
atleast i get trustworthy news
fair enough
I CANT BELIEVE IT
Amazing
mostly true
Hi chat
Hi
Hi! I'm new and want to know. Is an online mode planned?
thanks for nothing, shit
Faq reads and i quote.
"Q: Will it have multiplayer?
A: We fully understand the appeal of multiplayer and especially PvP. We understand and agree that challenging your friends in duels or group fights could be equally entertaining and hilarious, especially if you are in discord with them as you either behead or disembowel them with a hoe. We fully grasp how we could build an extremely re-playable meta there. However, we also wish to draw your attention to the fact that physics-based multiplayer on Unreal Engine 5 is as hardcore as it gets as far as development: it is no easy task & Half Sword is our first game. We are focusing on single-player physics right now to build a strong experience aimed at offering hundreds if not thousands of hours of fun. This will enable us to build strong foundations and hopefully offer, in a second phase, an equally polished multiplayer experience.
To summarize: do we think about it? Yes, a lot. Do we see the added value? Absolutely. Are we able to offer multiplayer at release: highly unlikely. Will we do our utmost to provide multiplayer after release: more likely."-
Hm.
Oh god you put me on the spot lol
What are you typing tho?
Poor guy doesn't know what words to say
jungle beats
ey sam share a funky song
Lol i was just gonna say i think it would be cool if the game showed the slow mo death more instead of the instant death icon over the screen
XD
by funky can i just send a song i like
sure
i'm forcing you to listen to scythelord
pretty neat
WTH are these band names
metal
I’m laughing just reading it
I mean could be worse I suppose could be baby metal, or deathmetal
Depends what kind
i guess iron monkey is probably something sludge
bolt thrower ..
!!! bolt thrower mentioned !!!
You got like infant annihilator, suicide silence etc
infant annihilator is not death metal
Ehhh what would you call it
Ehh
percussion is way too cramped to be anything death imo
god it's abysmal
really dont like it
Neither lmao
does sam like music
love music
@pearl coral the singer for scythelord is also the voice actor for this guy so i imagine a skeleton sings all the songs
who in the world is that
jaw bone from the show monkey wrench
voice acted by vargskelethor joel
these silly names keep layering
what.
https://youtu.be/asJZ7Tprow0 suffer through this shit boss
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song so bad it's good
The Shapemaxxing
from the still image i feel like my ears will be blasted
opposite
i am listening now
sixty-six, two thirds evil, addicted to pills like knievel
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found about this album recently, feels like something made in 2008, not 1974
these lyrics are INSANE
Finally got the third boss!
"I got your bitch in the turquoise hummer
She said your penis is a total bummer
She said taking it, it made her dumber"
I farted
HI CHAT
I farted
nickname induced aneurysm

Bye.
you'll still use my actual username either way
yes because all of your nicknames are way too long
you can't say strawberyr????? 💔 💔
Strawberry Number Two Sane Lover
pal
do you refer to blueberry as Blueberry Number One Berserk Hater
i aint callin you strawberry
or sabretoothgiraffe
r u actually js gonna stick with krommal 💔 🪑 🧹
whats wrong with strawberry
YOU SUCK
hey
no politics
Shush.
when i get hit on one arm i cant use the other😍💋💔
what do i look like to you? the dev?
find that out yourself.
can SOMEONE turn off this SLOWMODE
if your left arm is hit so hard that you can't move it. the pain would make it hard to use your right arm
art
yea okay sam...
stupid friggin idiot
doesnt know how to turn off slowmode... stupid friggin idiot...
i physically cannot
physically??
No swearing.
you can't lift ur fingers?
i do not have the commands to remove slowmode
i could've sworn you did that at one point
i have tried many times in vain
the sword champion is so overpowered bro, 70% of my fights against him i lose
why dont you overthrow mcwonder for CM
12 AM.... 💔
because he is an adult man with wisdom and i am not
you dont have to be smart to be CM
they do not needa be puttin all of this in my library
OH YEAH I SAW THAT JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO.
tabbed out of steam as quick as i coulkd
marvel rivals are fucking cowards
they can add 6 blonde blue eyed white women. but they refuse to sexualise the men
IT'S NOT FAIR
LITERALLY.
GIVE VENOM A BIGGER ASS
is the game even good 💔
i figured
fuck if i know i just play tf2
God I haven't played TF2 in so long
BEANZZZZZ 🫘 🫘 🤣
I need to hit 1.1k
is he hanging
This is so me
❤️
he failed elysium 💔
namor is half naked and they all have huge butts
was there a need
like for namor was there
wait no there was cause like
what are you saying
he's an ocean guy and like when u swim yous you have you
and you're telling me they didn't give him fishnets?
yous have to you take off you take off ur clothes when swimming cuase when swim
shut up
put him in this
or that thats smart i like that
he's not even sexualised now that i think about it
compared to some male apex legends characters
what
Yes.
is this real or do they not take their phone to places
chest hurts
good
Perform surgery on yourself
kcd2 hardcore mode is out !
yk what i want more of
wth is kcd2
mech media where it needs multiple ppl to control the mech
Kingdome come deliverance 2
yeah smartass thats how language works
No swearing.
sorry. melpert
ban em he thinks he slick
Don't let it happen again
Average of 8 is insane
Lemon
pibble
is this an arg
Yes
5'11 vs 6'0
5'11 won then
Has Science Gone Too Far?
Nah
Scientists without borders
glaxy is this historical accurate :3
Right in the nose too, ouch
Side note, kicking that again made my computer overheat
That Willie must've said something so... unbelievably offensive
Called me a coward smh
Hello:3
Goodbye.
Thank you for sharing.
me too Chicken Butt
Nope
B&S will always be a thing
anybody remember that story of a buncha russian soldiers hiding in cherynobyl and they decided to put on radiation suits, found at cherynobyl
"ah yes Ivan, we have escaped the Ukrainian bombardment, lets put on this suits that have been exposed to radiation for the past 30 to 40 years :D"
nothing bad could totally happen.
The karma
Wait you can’t say brainrot words
chimpanzini bananini
You can (trust)
I played my first round of project zomboid and it did not go well
Fr?
Mhm
Oh no!
Uh oh
How did you this is how you died?
I looted a house and zombies were trying to break in so I hopped a fence and ran for it only to get lost in the woods still being chased by zombies then I found a highway and followed it for a while only to find nothing then quit out of the game 💀
My character cut himself on a tree and had minor bleeding then got a broken bone from walking for so long it was not great
Sounds about right
HOW DID YOU GET A BROKEN BONE BY DOING NOTHING LMAO
I don't know 😭
You can literally break a bone doing anything in this game
I've never broken a bone outside of falling
crazy how there’s thousands of years in human history that were straight up Rust servers
I also hate these new moodles, they look ugly
rs
I replace them with silly cat moodles
i haven’t played b42 since the day after it released but i remember the graphical bugs being bad
Yeah I'm probably gonna do that
lighting quality low flashed your screen white when you zoomed at all
B42 day one was so jank lol
Launched it once, crashed almost instantly
do you still get bad muscle fatigue from anything
i mean my loading times went way down but nothing looked right ingame
power lines were on the wrong layer so they would fight for being rendered instead of whatever was below it
bro💀
You
ifunny
No you not
I apologize you are very kind
Thank you
@honest hedge
Oblivion is more ass than those buttocks.
HAH
icl bro heavily agreed
so tired
skyrim is better in literally every single way, its biggest upside is that it doesn't make all the npc's faces look like feces
so so tired
why
life
i just wish it actually had writing
skyrim is a glorified sandbox
this is true
Morrowind.
What is going on?
Hmmm
he was bit, rip television hater
man. if only i could make my presence more annoying.
being a miserable idm listener:
What is idm?
"inteligent dance music" which is a horrible name
i dont mind
idm idm
Hello, militus senpai. Did you see my sword twirl video?
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the hand switching thing?
yeah i saw it, cant really see it being useful for the greatsword
You could try.
It isnt about being useful but about style.
There's some issues still but not as bad as you mentioned. Sometimes walking through doors, the area around the door looks all glitchy, and sometimes walls will flash when it can't tell which side you're supposed to be looking at.
I haven't tried lighting quality low so I can't speak to that, but I'll check it out in a bit.
Some other graphical issues I've noticed is there's some weird aliasing around a lot of things like power lines, trees, etc. where the alpha channel isn't rendering very smoothly. It's not terribly noticeable but it's still there and does look bad in some instances.
There's also some weird scaling issues where tiny objects on the ground just look invisible (really noticeable with a bullet casing mod I'm using).
On the other hand, it runs loads better than 41 for me, doesn't crash for me even with mods, and I'm enjoying all the gameplay changes so far. Muscle fatigue is a thing though, but you can still do most things with it unless you like specifically did the exercise thing a ton the day before.
ive never broken a bone
what u know about rust
sampson
i am NOT reading allat 😂😂😂 (5 minutes)
yip yap
nobody send anything it keeps snapping my chat down to show me it and i can’t read
YES you have to quit talking for me
How is everyone’s day
Agreed on the last part, I feel like B42 runs a lot better than B41.
It was shitty, thank you for asking.
5 minutes...
What happened if you don’t mind me asking
20 words per minute.
next to nothing
Everything happened
hop on rust
So much shit goes on
That is horrible advice.
OMG BOSS HI
hi !!
a friend told me it would take 5000 hours to have fun in rust (unironically. he plays it a lot) and that just cemented my belif that it's a bad game
Ew, the racism game?
it also ran better for me than 41 except for hitches every few seconds
could also be that i’m on a 970M
The racisim game
the fuck what
Willie with glasses
Yeah that's possible, even on a NASA rig Build 41 ran like molasses running uphill in the middle of January
what an amazing
i can’t remember the word
Anyone here play for honor?
but you know what i mean
@evil people
Boss, I have decided to quit and change my name back to Shizton (#1 Half Sword fan)
Oh god, don't get me started on multiplayer. That ran like shit for me lol.
Stupid people who deserve to be tortured and then executed.
I play.
No you don't.
I dont take it back.
Yes i do fagface
Holy moly
Metaphor?
yeah that
It's over
As in homosexual?
wait LOL
Peep game
i can’t watch for honor gameplay my brother used to beat me up every lose streak he got
Skill issue
always complained about some guy with a hammer
forgot his name but he was big or something
what is this guy on about
i think he doesnt like for honor
please elaborate before you get perm banned
Another
I love for honor
do you record with your mom holding an iphone 4 to the tv or something
is there anyway to get your images back from half sword playtest
lol imagine getting banned over defending For Honor
I lost mine due to the update and im kinda pissed
Likewise
These are old clips
So is this like a rip off Half Sword or sum
la la la va chicken
I’m finna get ip banned.
Jicken chockey
holy unoriginal you people wanna be me so bad 💔
I thought this was a growing station for a sec
let me spec out my goop machine rq
the villagers love crushing a loaf
It could probably be one
GOATED GAME (guess for a kiss by Willie)
Valorant
No kiss for you
Is this Half Sword
Aw
No kiss for you
you're just mad that I found this and you didn't
Sifu
Sweet mother of based is that a fucking Absolver clip?
Trust
idek what im looking at
absolver?
Close
YES
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
You don’t get a kiss
DAMN YOU
Nvm, DAMN YOU
thought it was sifu for a second then remembered who made it
I am the goat beyond goats
I remember liking it when I was on gamepass so I bought it on steam a month back
Could, won’t
Never installed
Imagine playing For Honor
Imagine playing overkill
Ok, mid taste haver
Is this Siege?
Yuh
Hell yeah
Lots of gas for free
half sword is just an easier toribash
fuck automod bro
Holy shit the markiplier game
so sigggmmmaaa
except both playerbases are equally insane
play gladiomori, its closer to toribash than HS is
poop12
actually everyone went to go look up gladiomori, looked into it, forgot to go back to chat
this is all tometo’s fault
Can we execute Tometo
@modest shell are you ok with this
who tf is tomato?
it’s tometo
skawboody
absolver so zased man
I’ve beaten it like seven times just because I could
It’s a very short game
It takes like two days
A day if you really speed run
you're just exuding zased man
Banned for life
i cant see shit
Does anyone crash constantly on baron when you land a good hit
turn off blood
turn graphics to low
Oh that's me
per hour usage in adeptlandia visualized
yeah, discovery is beautiful
honorary henchman
like daft punk?
yes
This fucker keeps breaking into my house asking for copper wire
can’t even call the fuzz because they would hear “little gas mask man that is just a head with feet” and hang up thinking I’m messing with them
what do I do?
willito willato
walarito scarpito
I’ve tried that, he can smell wire
One message removed from a suspended account.
Alright I beat the little mischievous creature with a cardboard tube till it ran away
oh no
he’s back
but with a carton of eggs
sword no draw
died because sword no work
mods fix NOW
ok seriously i actually am having scabbard animation issues
something something square
fuzz
forcement huzz!
fenc h
how does this make you feel
https://youtu.be/Byhc0TvXsOo
Lyrics:
She was a GameBoy, a super pro
She’d build a house of polished stone
She had a let’s play, knew all the strats
Putting Fortune III on a diamond pickaxe
I’m on the server waitin’ for ya,
Home of dirt and some leather boots
I just so wanna play with you
So log on, the mobs are through
The monsters always take me over,
Oh, I never...
The transgender part, not the twitter part
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yeah thats what I put on my profile
hello chat hi sammy the lammy bammy
Is that a fucking ladderjak
WHYYYYYYY
why cant i send number 15
Burger King foot lettuce?
yeah
the last thing youd want in your burger king burger is somebody elses foot fungus
NOO WHO PUT WILLIE IN A JAR
drown in kombucha
Alright that's it I gotta go now 👋
On my way to school
Saudi Arabia bro 🥀
Hey the houses might look poor from the outside and the sad might be too much but there's still a 1000 dollar computer paired with a 400 monitor in there
it feels like saudi arabia minmaxes aesthetics. like they'll build a really pretty building and everything around it is compacted dirt
As an extra note, you can switch between B41 and B42 renderer by pressing the home key on your keyboard when you're in B42. I find switching to it and back clears up some of the more annoying visual glitches as well.
Theres an amazing futuristic park next to my house then the way to school is a desert
you can what
peak
B41 and B42 both render things differently, you can switch back and forth between the two by pressing the home key
So if you want B42's gameplay updates but B41's graphics
Google en passant
Google how to build a bobm . mp4
(Insert US marines improvised weapons guide here)
Axes are rather too strong IMO
Turn down damage to npcs
I don't think you get bisected like that even you get lopepd by an axe while naked
✅
Depends on hit geometry
If the axe gets between the vertebrae it would partially bisect a person
there are currently issues with the system of chest's being sliced
Total splits are a limit of the current engine
Yeah, I understand
Ur not wrong tho
don't think it's the engine. jusnot fully developed yet
That’s what I mean
ah. you meant current build
Yea
So we're blatantly lying. I just want to play the game.
bruh
God forbid I play a dead server without download 600 things so I can change my name (allegedly)
change your game name in you
philosophical
I did
This server kinda sucks bro the zombies are waaaay too fast
That ui looks so familiar what game is that
Unturned?
dayz
Yes
Need to play that game more
But I might need a duo (and good internet) so I'll force a friend to buy it when I do
my game is stuck in window mode please help
can i sprunk you
pardon
may i commit the act of sprunking
Liberals and their opinions when I present them with ionizing radiation.
(They never know how to respond)
idk
*guts
Who the hell is this nuts guy I keep hearing about
Hey guys I know it’s extremely unlikely but do yall think this game will ever get controller support? Like gamepad?
Hi everyone!
the game is currently mostly playable with controller. i wouldn't be surprised if the devs added offical support one day. but right nowit's not a focus
Alright, I assume they will given the fact it’s mostly playable with one. Thank you very much.
This gives me hope.
@atomic sierra
they're doing this to me tmr 🥀
Chat is dead
Hi