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indigo hare
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Once when I was younger

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And only one book

honest hedge
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I have the books but I feel like they will be very Evil vs. Good.

indigo hare
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I can see the appeal, the lore is real cool in lotr. Idk if I’d read a massive book about it but

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It’s cool it’s there at least

spring idol
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also, the official hardcover illustrated edition of the Silmarillion is one of the most beautiful books I've ever seen. so if you collect, it has that appeal too

spring idol
spring idol
honest hedge
pulsar nest
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day 1 wasnt great, i got ran out of rosewood and now im at a grocery store roof where i slept and the interior is flooded in zombies

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they didnt see me get to the roof so i was safe there

honest hedge
spring idol
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i have not

honest hedge
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It's good.

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And it's huge for a paperback.

spring idol
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holy shit this is a hell of a synopsis

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"Set during the Black Death, it follows a disgraced knight and a mysterious young girl who travel across France, as Lucifer and other fallen angels start another war with Heaven."

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that's some Homer-type stuff lol. the gods are real, they're here, and they're fucking with us

honest hedge
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I read it, it's good.

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But the font is way too big in my opinion.

drowsy finch
spring idol
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i'll give it a shot. I'm currently reading Bram Stoker's The Jewel of Seven Stars

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i may just e book it tbh. if I really like it, I'll invest in a physical copy

honest hedge
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This font is not good.

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Both are paperbacks.

honest hedge
spring idol
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of course

honest hedge
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I have a pristine copy.

bright grotto
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guys

spring idol
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tolkien is well regarded for a reason lol

untold wraith
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Im farting

bright grotto
honest hedge
bright grotto
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where have they all gone?

spring idol
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his writing is... dense. he's verbose, and he's probably not for everyone.

spring idol
bright grotto
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ye

untold wraith
honest hedge
bright grotto
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oh ok

spring idol
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oh right

bright grotto
merry wyvern
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Btw the bug where you randomly can't draw weapons from their sheathes is back

spring idol
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i haven't seen those in so long i forgot they were being devloped

spring idol
untold wraith
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We deadhuzz gang

honest hedge
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@pearl coral

untold wraith
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Holy pyramid scam

honest hedge
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@dim lion

spring idol
untold wraith
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Me? hell na

honest hedge
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I suppose that an adventure book might be something I'd like.

merry wyvern
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I called and he gave me said penits skibidie

honest hedge
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I have never really read any Tolkien book.

untold wraith
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Blueberry too busy playing rainbow six siege

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Disgusting game btw

zenith dirge
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birria tacos are the best tacos hands down

honest hedge
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@uncut epoch

untold wraith
spring idol
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al pastor is a close 2nd

formal tide
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did the play test get deleted i can’t play it?

untold wraith
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Because i don't got a damn clue what any of the burrito names are meant to be

untold wraith
formal tide
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yea

untold wraith
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Lock in

zenith dirge
untold wraith
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They converted everything they had in playtest into the demo version

formal tide
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oh thanks

untold wraith
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And added slowmo

formal tide
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is your pfp negan from twd?

untold wraith
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Yeah lmao

formal tide
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fire

spring idol
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no, that's captain misinfo

untold wraith
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Perchance

spring idol
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robert kirkman is fucked in the head lmao. he writes some really, really screwed up people

untold wraith
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Book nerds

spring idol
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i sold my lucille replica two years ago sadly

untold wraith
honest hedge
indigo hare
formal tide
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what is the slow motion bind

indigo hare
honest hedge
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@indigo hare

zenith dirge
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laptop fan going so hard rn that it feels like my computer has a pulse

indigo hare
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Woah! Money!

formal tide
untold wraith
spring idol
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i forget tbh

zenith dirge
spring idol
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actually wait. it might've been liechtenauer.

uncut epoch
honest hedge
spring idol
honest hedge
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But it is gone now.

untold wraith
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Dob always missing the action

uncut epoch
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Sounds serious

honest hedge
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Being careful is a virtual condom.

spring idol
honest hedge
untold wraith
uncut epoch
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They need to add pizza to halfsword fr

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Make it really accurate

untold wraith
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I been sayin that for a long time

uncut epoch
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Imagine you travel back in time and give a peasant a redbull

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Or a monster energy drink

spring idol
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give em a celsius

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more caffeine

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elixir of vitality

honest hedge
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Or heroin.

uncut epoch
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Give them a shot of expresso

honest hedge
# uncut epoch Weren’t you an OG or sum

I was but I asked for it to be removed because people kept asking me how I got it, which I myself wonder since it is for ex-mods, I suppose I was being persistent enough in asking for the role.

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And now people ask me why I don't have it anymore.

honest hedge
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Judge a discordian by their actions not by their role.

uncut epoch
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Yeah I never asked for mod

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I just do mod stuff

honest hedge
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You can become an OG.

uncut epoch
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Nah

untold wraith
honest hedge
uncut epoch
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I’m only 85

untold wraith
uncut epoch
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It’s senor

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Citizen

spring idol
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what about papi

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(i'm not calling you papi)

untold wraith
uncut epoch
untold wraith
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Na I'ma just say dob

honest hedge
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Dob dob dob yes yes.

untold wraith
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Execution

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RIGHT NOW

uncut epoch
honest hedge
spring idol
subtle rock
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I've got a fat fucking headache

untold wraith
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Ok yapmil

uncut epoch
spring idol
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computer. show me this guy's balls

untold wraith
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Woah

honest hedge
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I was joking with the toilet humour.

cobalt shoal
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💱 _ _

untold wraith
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you can't say skibidii

subtle rock
spring idol
honest hedge
untold wraith
zenith dirge
untold wraith
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Yapmil yappin

cobalt shoal
indigo hare
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Too much YAPmil not enough THINKmil

uncut epoch
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Dang

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Came out swinging

untold wraith
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Try not to bully yapmil challenge: FAILED

pearl coral
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wish i could pause life for some time

honest hedge
spring idol
untold wraith
uncut epoch
indigo hare
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Put yourself into a drug induced coma

honest hedge
honest hedge
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Imagine if you were stuck with no chance to move at all.

quiet sun
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I hate to say it

honest hedge
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Perhaps only to breathe.

indigo hare
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Don’t say it

quiet sun
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Ready or Not has become playable

indigo hare
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You said it

quiet sun
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(after I modded it to shit)

spring idol
pulsar nest
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ready or not has always been playable wdym

indigo hare
pulsar nest
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i enjoy playing just vanilla

subtle rock
indigo hare
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Is it also solo?

spring idol
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yeah

uncut epoch
pulsar nest
quiet sun
indigo hare
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Ooo sweet I’m gonna check that out then

quiet sun
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Solo with the AI has never been better

subtle rock
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Ai is goofy

indigo hare
spring idol
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i play vanilla with friends. all my mods are cosmetic

subtle rock
raw orchid
indigo hare
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So I don’t have to research

indigo hare
subtle rock
limpid prawn
raw orchid
uncut epoch
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Me msg got removed 😢

indigo hare
spring idol
quiet sun
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Simple as

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Suitable for casual solo offline play, vibez

pulsar nest
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im not okay vro, i had to fight multiple zombies with just my hands and it wasnt fun

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my neck got lacerated so i cant really remove that bandage and if i do i'll die

spring idol
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... how tf are you alive?

pulsar nest
spring idol
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actually yeah good point

untold wraith
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Why we got the random zomboid mfs who post their gameplay outta nowhere

uncut epoch
quiet sun
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Oh also I didn't know they changed TOC VAs, new TOC is fuckin awesome

untold wraith
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Obviously

quiet sun
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Much smoother, less ear-blasting voice

spring idol
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they did?

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idk how i didn't notice

quiet sun
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Yeah apparently in the Dark Waters DLC, sounds SO MUCH BETTER.

pulsar nest
untold wraith
uncut epoch
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Fact of the day 100% of sociopaths drink water

spring idol
limpid prawn
untold wraith
subtle rock
spring idol
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the home invasion one is eh. the big mansion is fun i guess. the first mission in that dlc sucks

untold wraith
limpid prawn
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wow is that a Vought F4U-1A Corsair??

quiet sun
cobalt shoal
spring idol
limpid prawn
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best plane

quiet sun
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The AI without mods is still fucking atrocious

indigo hare
quiet sun
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But it's gotten better in the last year

limpid prawn
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i prefer the avenger tho tbh

untold wraith
indigo hare
neat sage
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best way to avoid crashing at king?

untold wraith
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He never specified What kind of apocalypse

pearl coral
cobalt shoal
indigo hare
untold wraith
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All the mods on everyone KEEP YOU'RE COOL

pearl coral
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like if everything was going somewhat okay and it was like a power fantasy type thing i'd enjoy it but as soon as someone got mauled or died i'd take Drastic Measures.

quiet sun
untold wraith
indigo hare
pearl coral
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i just spent an hour massaging my hamstring so that i can fight with it tomorrow

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was kind of limping the past few hours 🥀

untold wraith
indigo hare
pearl coral
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sigh

untold wraith
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Good

cobalt shoal
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sign

pearl coral
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"guess that's it" isnt uncommon

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foolish fool

indigo hare
untold wraith
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Yeah thats what i meant

indigo hare
untold wraith
indigo hare
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See what I did there? I ban trapped you

pearl coral
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frankenstein so stupid

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love the book but he so stupid

untold wraith
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Moai

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Like the guy from Moana

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Big back

pearl coral
indigo hare
untold wraith
neat sage
pearl coral
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i heart music !

untold wraith
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Dead carnations is buns

pearl coral
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you dont know nothin about nothin

indigo hare
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Willie as a radio host

thorn scaffold
untold wraith
indigo hare
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I wonder what wacky sounds he would play

quiet sun
indigo hare
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Between every other word

pearl coral
quiet sun
spring idol
pearl coral
quiet sun
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What site you find it on?

pearl coral
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spotify

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old bolt thrower is grindcore

untold wraith
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I pirate Spotify 🤫

quiet sun
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damn sam didn't get my funne joke

pearl coral
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i'm not evil

uncut epoch
indigo hare
pulsar nest
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they are in my base, i dont know how they are but they are

untold wraith
quiet sun
indigo hare
zenith dirge
uncut epoch
indigo hare
uncut epoch
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You criminal

drowsy finch
pearl coral
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i want to get you listening to peak

untold wraith
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🙏😭

uncut epoch
merry wyvern
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alright updated my drivers, hopefully B03 woks

spring idol
drowsy finch
indigo hare
untold wraith
spring idol
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aluminum

untold wraith
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Tinfoil

merry wyvern
quiet sun
uncut epoch
untold wraith
pearl coral
drowsy finch
indigo hare
pulsar nest
quiet sun
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MESHUGGAH MENTION

drowsy finch
untold wraith
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disgusting taste

pulsar nest
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i cant build a door so i just put a table in the doorway

indigo hare
pearl coral
untold wraith
pearl coral
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0 misses imo

drowsy finch
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I never chose a particularly large base. Either a 2 story house or a fenced off building like Rosewood FD

pearl coral
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the very early ones you need to level up to unlock

pulsar nest
pearl coral
untold wraith
pearl coral
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second only to bolt thrower

uncut epoch
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I got 405 on squat a few days ago

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Then pulled my shoulder

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😢

untold wraith
quiet sun
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💀

spring idol
uncut epoch
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It’s called your rhomboid

spring idol
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harnischfechten mention

uncut epoch
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😭

quiet sun
pearl coral
pulsar nest
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i died because i mixed up the close window with the jump through window button and jumped from the second story -.-

drowsy finch
uncut epoch
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My favorite shape gotta be a rectangle

quiet sun
untold wraith
pearl coral
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based off these guys if you didnt kno. ..

pulsar nest
pearl coral
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i really really want a bouche shield

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idk why nobody sells them

drowsy finch
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Muldraugh is honestly the best starter zomboid area imo

untold wraith
untold wraith
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Then someones selling them

pulsar nest
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not to mention i had a sneaking suspicion that i was infected after getting lacerated and scratched multiple times

untold wraith
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Gotta think around the box bud

spring idol
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i want a smallsword. no one makes one short of custom work, or blunt for HEMA

prisma lodge
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How the hell people getting better armor and stuff in lower tiers? Is there a mod or something?

pearl coral
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needuhh

worldly vapor
untold wraith
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A demon

prisma lodge
untold wraith
spring idol
# pearl coral needuhh

https://www.wulflund.com/jousting-shield-1380-1460-plywood wulflund makes this blank one. obviously you will need to do a lot of work on it

untold wraith
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I love watching people nerd out over 13th century shit

cinder thunder
worldly vapor
untold wraith
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It says 13th and 14th on the form MORON

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Im sorry

worldly vapor
cinder thunder
untold wraith
cinder thunder
pearl coral
untold wraith
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Im shlarting

cinder thunder
untold wraith
spring idol
untold wraith
cinder thunder
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what does william say because william

spring idol
pearl coral
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this one looks a lot better imo

untold wraith
uncut epoch
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What would Willie as a female be named

pearl coral
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this also

cinder thunder
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Im willying jt

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ohh in willieing it

spring idol
pulsar owl
untold wraith
cinder thunder
uncut epoch
merry wyvern
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Interesting.

pulsar nest
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john zomboid 2.0 is off to a better start, still have a wound from breaking glass though

untold wraith
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Respectfully fuck you mines better

pearl coral
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wilhelmina

untold wraith
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By far

cinder thunder
untold wraith
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Woah

cinder thunder
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This is my favorite game!

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Guys!

uncut epoch
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Willing

untold wraith
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He's allowed to say cocks? Alright i see

cinder thunder
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williette

pulsar nest
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i learned that i can use sewing kits to stitch wounds

spring idol
pearl coral
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yes

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i like etsy

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it has never failed me

untold wraith
spring idol
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etsy's fun for belts and other accessories.

pearl coral
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drinkin grog

worldly vapor
pulsar owl
spring idol
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i need a belt for my rapier so i can wear it to the ren faire lmao

red haven
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can I have the playtest back?

spring idol
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maybe etsy will be my savior

untold wraith
spring idol
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i will fuckin laser your fuckin head off with alien fuckin eyes

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or whatever kanye says in that one video

merry wyvern
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Interesting. I'm currently playing "Anal" as Richtofen

I wonder if the map is named that for a reason or if it's just because haha funny

spring idol
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i wish i knew wtf that was from

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kanye kinda just says shit though

untold wraith
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I can't wait for kanye to come out in like 3 years and be like "ahaha everything i said was a joke and was a marketing stunt i love u all btw im dropping graduation 2 tomorrow"

spring idol
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in a better world

pulsar owl
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the consequences of being raised in the 'burbs

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bipolar disorder, for one

drowsy finch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-qYE28aMNo who tf is running the kitchen nightmares account

hope i didnt let the minecraft nation down with this one

Season 4, Episode 11: Gordon travels to Los Angeles to visit La Frite - a family-owned French restaurant being run into the ground by Andre Ramillion, his son and daughter Celine and Alex, and head chef Martine.

The official home for Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube. Weekly clips, compilati...

▶ Play video
spring idol
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the.... fuck?

pulsar owl
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lava chicken

drowsy finch
pulsar owl
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dead internet theory coming to life lfg

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produced by bots and watched by bots

drowsy finch
pulsar owl
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I'm dead internet theory

hollow cobalt
pulsar owl
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It's me, John Dead Internet

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John "Dead" Internet

drowsy finch
pulsar owl
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John "Dead Internet" Internet

spring idol
hollow cobalt
hollow cobalt
pulsar owl
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I think gordon ramsay is to humans what pugs are to dogs

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he got the "oops your face is fucked up now" gene

drowsy finch
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I love gordon ramsay

lucid delta
pulsar owl
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the "oops you're gonna look 70 permanently" gene

spring idol
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It doesn't help that he's always some shade of crimson

hollow cobalt
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someone sent me this and im scared

pulsar owl
hollow cobalt
untold wraith
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Dead chat rip

pulsar nest
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im doing much better now

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clearing out the street im on

rich lantern
cobalt shoal
limpid prawn
merry wyvern
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I discovered why the map is called anal.

That was not fun.

hearty trout
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will the trainer mod till work or do I have to wait for it to update

limber flax
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notebooks and protractors

pulsar nest
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"i honkled the horn of my car"

cobalt shoal
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Lol

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Worth it

pulsar nest
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also i died on john zomboid 2.0, or well technically since i got bit

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and theres no surviving that

limpid prawn
merry wyvern
pulsar nest
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bbno$ lyrics are lyrics of all time

limber flax
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bloons tower defense

pulsar nest
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hes about to pull the carry and dunk like every other dk main

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i hate DK mains, yet its so beautiful seeing one work

pulsar nest
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on btd6

lapis nexus
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bruh that must be old :(

pulsar nest
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but then again, its normal for bibinos to make new music thats extremely peak

lapis nexus
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this is true

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embryo with no monetarily viable investments does make some pretty peak music

pulsar nest
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antidepressants sounds like a song you'd listen to when speeding in a school zone

lapis nexus
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this is true

pulsar nest
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bibinos

lapis nexus
pulsar nest
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cest la vie is actually really good

lapis nexus
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that was my first song so my judgement on C'est La Vie is pretty clouded lol

pulsar nest
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bbno$ is the only guy who can kiss another dude and still be straight

lapis nexus
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it sounds like if the king of Candy Land from Candy Crush made a song

pulsar nest
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and he has, multiple times if i recall

lapis nexus
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babygravy best ship

lapis nexus
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i needs to sleeps now i go bye bye chat

pulsar nest
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bye fetus no cash fan

cobalt shoal
cobalt shoal
pulsar nest
cobalt shoal
pulsar nest
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i cant use any of my profiles i draw on my main since i cant let the lads know that i draw furry art

merry wyvern
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"art"

riiiight

gloomy urchin
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i changed my mind shields are fun asf to play with

pulsar nest
cobalt shoal
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Kiub

merry wyvern
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LMAAAAOOO

cobalt shoal
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This guy gets it

merry wyvern
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"Why Kiuboy???"

cobalt shoal
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Fuck I think I still have that

mellow wren
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@limpid prawn 🪤

cobalt shoal
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I gotta search the archives for that

gloomy urchin
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mrrp

pulsar nest
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i havent drawn any of my usual art recently, its mainly just been drawing invincible characters

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(i am sure)

cobalt shoal
pseudo star
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I have no way of proving it but I feel like being a leftie gives me a tiny advantage in this game

jaunty jetty
undone canopy
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whats the ultimate challenge on gaunt? just now reached it but my character is naked

wind remnant
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Honestly tho having found half sword back in 2023 it's one of the games I would mind paying 60+for

jaunty jetty
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Honestly tho having found half sword back in 2023 it's one of the games I wouldnt mind paying 80+for

jaunty jetty
winged garden
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Is it just me, or is the physics in the previous demo better than the new one? Like my willie keeps on crouching everytime I swing and it kinda screws up my momentum

autumn forge
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js took the best nap ever

autumn forge
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alright im gonna go sleep buh bye

cobalt shoal
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Reasonable

pulsar nest
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just discovered how to actually use the modpack i have

pulsar nest
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i had to manually enable like 200mods of project zomboid

cobalt shoal
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Fancy

drifting tartan
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i get that this is a physics based game but am i the only person who feels that the weapons are generally too tedious to control? I often find my character has cerebral palsy and cant swing his axe without putting it behind his ass and humping himself with it. on the other hand the ai has the accuracy of a german sharpshooter at stalingrad and can one hand thrust a spear into your eyeball while with the other hand blocking your attack. Jokes aside I think there needs to be adjustments in the physics of spears, and some polearms/axes. Swords generally are pretty good but things like the hoe or pitchfork are god awful to use

cobalt shoal
unreal bay
balmy geyser
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im at the beach where all the wenches at?

drifting tartan
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im only saying this because ive been having trouble on the ultimate challenge. IF my game doesn't have a fatal error, and that's a big if, halfway through the challenge I often find myself not being able to properly utilize the weapons. I will try turning up my sensitivity so hopefully that will help

forest falcon
wanton portal
cobalt shoal
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wamelon

hallow kelp
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What happened to the punching 😭

cobalt shoal
raven ore
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left hand is still the best....

hallow kelp
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its bunz in my opinion

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is there a way I can go back a version?

spare fox
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guys she sent the wedding ring emoji 🙏

cobalt shoal
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Satisfying as fuck hitting those combos that put Willie to sleep

unreal bay
spare fox
graceful flax
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you can break joints now

hallow kelp
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How do I install the trainer menu?

graceful flax
cobalt shoal
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How in the fuck

merry wyvern
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So the minecraft meal at mcdonalds is 20 dollars, and you get a ten piece

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and some fries and a drink and a toy

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A ten piece mcnugget costs 6 dollars.

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So why.

cobalt shoal
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Inflation

orchid pewter
leaden zealot
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Help, cant get past the violence selector screen

earnest oyster
cobalt shoal
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Well, this is a new one

leaden zealot
unreal bay
tall remnant
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I just got "Prepare for the ultimate challenge". Should i be scared?

lunar stream
lunar stream
tall remnant
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dang

lunar stream
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turn off gore before you attempt it

unreal bay
lunar stream
unreal bay
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Ragamuffins

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Yum

tall remnant
jolly relic
thick crow
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vro

lime harness
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"what are your outlooks on the american cival war?"

well considering I was born in a yankee state

ahem

KILL THEM DAMN CONFEDERATES WE'RE GOING REBEL HUNTIN' TONIGHT BOYS

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and I say this while being friends with a Texan

gloomy urchin
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the real ultimate challenge is stamina and distance management

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fuckers just keep pushing me

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and im always out of breath

quiet sun
cobalt shoal
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Real

lime harness
lime harness
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this is what happens when I am running off of 4 hours of sleep and a coffee over the past 2 days

gloomy urchin
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doesnt sound nice

lime harness
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no it's not

i want to die :D

gloomy urchin
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you might watn to go to sleep now

lime harness
#

sadly can't

it's at the moment of the night where you go "well shit I can't sleep now, it's too late for that"

gloomy urchin
#

still better than nothing

lime harness
#

ig x3

gloomy urchin
#

honestly why is this build even there

#

it doesnt work for this tier AT ALL

lime harness
#

remember that time when the american government spent 300 million dollars just to find out when you put a scope on a gun you are more accurate

I swear they could fuck up boiling water,

cobalt shoal
#

How to boil water

lime harness
#

take pot of water

put fire under water

wait until water hurts to touch

lavish blade
lime harness
#

you have boiled le liquid

lime harness
#

wh

cobalt shoal
#

Yes

lime harness
#

well then

gloomy urchin
#

i won scythe guy after falling over twice

#

insane ai should learn how to aim their sharpy part

cobalt shoal
#

i

rain bluff
#

the last thing i did.....

autumn iris
#

is there a suggestions channel?

gloomy urchin
#

what is this shit

wanton portal
#

why tf does a old ass flash games website have chainsaw dance

rain bluff
gloomy urchin
#

how do i counter 4 willies trying to ram me into the ground

gloomy urchin
#

wouldnt work they just push into me

#

now that i think about it do they copy playstyle of players

patent plinth
#

Cleanest British Person Teeth:

gloomy urchin
#

that looks bad

rain bluff
#

"This but a Flesh wound!"

gloomy urchin
fringe zodiac
gloomy urchin
#

kick
shield

fringe zodiac
#

shields dont work against kicks ngl

gloomy urchin
#

ram with a shield
no space for sword

fringe zodiac
#

at least the small ones

fringe zodiac
gloomy urchin
#

exchanged it for a shield and sword 💔

#

big sword wont work for higher tiers

fringe zodiac
#

yes it does

gloomy urchin
#

not as efficient

#

they have bigger shields

fringe zodiac
#

i did all of t8 in gauntlet by just hitting people on the head with a sword

#

i use it as a baseball bat

gloomy urchin
#

eh i'll try next time but i'll probably die to some stupid shit

fringe zodiac
#

small shields on t3 kinda just make me angry

gloomy urchin
#

at least there's some space for learning

fringe zodiac
#

they are so perfectly positioned that i cant stab

gloomy urchin
fringe zodiac
gloomy urchin
#

fuck leg kicks man

#

they should be rebalanced

fringe zodiac
#

willie got leg kicked here and died 🔥

gloomy urchin
#

its just plain stupid

quiet dirge
#

Go ahead and win that 1v4 with your dagger

gloomy urchin
#

the only difference between abyss and ultimate challenge is that you get no regenration

quiet dirge
#

no

#

in ultimate challenge i get my opponents weapons

#

if im unlucky enough to not get a good weapon before the armored 1v4 in abyss it’s over

gloomy urchin
#

but you do in abyss too

#

you can claim bosses' weapon

quiet dirge
#

if i die at high tier it just skips shit

#

so i face armored dudes while i still have a candle thing

fringe zodiac
#

the candle thing can 1 shot stuff

#

the place where the candle goes has a really sharp spike

quiet dirge
#

especially armored opponents where u need some precision

fringe zodiac
#

half-candlestick it

#

but yeah true

#

i cant really find gaps in armor i just hit and pray

quiet dirge
#

the one reliable area for me is the armpit

gray niche
#

if its a big candlestick u wanna hold both left and right click and move ur mouse up and down while holding alt

#

its OP in spoilance

fringe zodiac
#

do you have a clip of that?

gray niche
#

im not at my computer rn but i could record it later

#

its as if youre holding it as a spear

fringe zodiac
#

WHAT

gray niche
#

sharp end facing them

#

he ran up and i shoved the spike in his neck and he dropped to the floor gurgling

viscid oar
#

why cant i play the playtest anymore?

gray niche
viscid oar
#

alr

gray niche
#

dont worry everything from the playtest is there

viscid oar
#

is there blood?

gray niche
viscid oar
#

ah alr because i remember when we all were waiting on blood in the playtest

gray niche
#

they were showing the game at a festival or something so they removed blood for the time being

viscid oar
#

yeah i remember that, but then they had some problems or something i dont really remember and every time someone asked if there was blood in the playtest they would delay it ahah

gray niche
#

blood lags me out so i set it to gruesome and turn the gore all the way up

frail geode
haughty wadi
#

what is the ultimate challenge?

sonic cape
#

ur so rich that u have purple clothing and 500lvl swag

gloomy urchin
#

a rich drunkard thinking he'd win

#

(he dies multiple times to a pitchfork)

sonic cape
#

throw a knife and then accidently step on it and die

lime harness
#

you ever get that random hunger for no reason at 3 in the morning?

I'm saying this while eating a whole cucumber after putting some of it in my water for later

unborn kayak
#

just you gang

lime harness
#

shit good enough

sonic cape
#

why i keep dying from things stuck in my feet

#

ts pmo sm icl 💔

rain bluff
viscid oar
#

Ay tips on beating the first boss?

#

Because everyime i go for a weapon he just kills me

sonic cape
wanton portal
sonic cape
#

u can throw the knife in his knees

agile plume
rain bluff
sonic cape
agile plume
lost palmBOT
agile plume
sonic cape
rain bluff
agile plume
lime harness
#

spent 60k to make 500

90% of gamblers quit before their big score

rain bluff
sonic cape
#

when i throw knifes at two handed weapon guys they just parry it at my feet 😭

lime harness
#

x3

#

god the rng in war thunder fuckin suuuucks

lost palmBOT
agile plume
lime harness
rain bluff
#

huh

lime harness
#

le image

rain bluff
lime harness
#

XD

rain bluff
#

Take it

sonic cape
#

i got longsword and i can't change the weapons bc im too poor

#

now i have to charge and pray

agile plume
sonic cape
#

and i don't like them bc i can't swing them

#

and i don't have even a single point

agile plume
#

the range the damage everything i luv longsword

rain bluff
#

Long sword is the true weapon of choice if you love range and damage
G3 is my personal favorite because i can shot people

last whale
vocal juniper
#

it's 4am

#

and i am playing half sword

#

am i mentally ill ?

agile plume
vocal juniper
#

Are you sure

limpid prawn
#

goofy guard

vocal juniper
#

sui

agile plume
wanton portal
#

if they were to make a movie about one gta game,
which one would you want it to be and which movie producers do you want to direct it?

honest hedge
unborn kayak
#

or maybe san andreas hmm

rain bluff
#

crazy

sullen onyx
#

is there a place for suggestions

trim copper
#

in tf2

last whale
rain bluff
rain bluff
#

#1 Half sword fan drama

last whale
unreal bay
trim copper
#

yes you did

#

thats why you suck

last whale
last whale
trim copper
last whale
#

Willogus upon ye

trim copper
last whale
#

Willogus upon ye

trim copper
trim copper
grand bane
trim copper
quiet dirge
#

Fuck all of you

quiet dirge
#

I’m tired of this fucking Willie dickhead slashing me with his gold armour

lunar stream
#

is this even gmod anymore

quiet dirge
trim copper
quiet dirge
#

im coming to ruin your gauntlet

trim copper
quiet dirge
#

unpleasant

regal karma
#

subliminal messaging

grand bane
lunar stream
#

poor soul took a 23mm slug to the thigh

trim copper
grand bane
trim copper
#

i dont think they are gonna make seeing any better

patent plinth
#

Fuck

grand bane
quiet dirge
lunar stream
quiet dirge
lunar stream
quiet dirge
#

that’s mean

lunar stream
#

and i'm mean

quiet dirge
#

interesting

wanton portal
midnight sapphire
#

who up halfing their sword

vocal juniper
#

STOP FRICKING STABBING ME IN MY FEET

#

I JUST STABBED YOU THOUGH YOUR BRAIN HOW CAN YOU SLIDE MY TOES

indigo hare
eternal harness
#

i hate line 926

vocal juniper
#

this is bullcrap

#

why does gore crash

lunar stream
#

penne is the superior pasta type

patent plinth
eternal harness
#

ankles broken 💔

regal karma
dense leaf
#

どうもみなさmn

zenith dirge
fair lotus
#

皆さんこんばんは

indigo hare
#

I don’t think I rinsed my water bottle enough last night after letting it soak, my water tastes an awful lot like soap

dense leaf
#

このゲームの完成を楽しみにしています

indigo hare
#

English please froggoblush

regal karma
# dense leaf

general is english only because it becomes impossible to moderate otherwise

trim copper
#

why talk to them in english if they dont understand when you can talk their own language🪿

proven eagle
#

is anyone here good with PCs

regal karma
proven eagle
regal karma
#

reasonable respons. have a good day sir

mellow wren
drowsy finch
regal karma
drowsy finch
gloomy crest
#

i just got a massive crash while on last rank xD

maiden stag
gloomy crest
#

yeah

spark quartz
bright grotto
#

Me after viciously beheading and dismembering multiple fellow beggars (the organisers gave me a loaf of stale bread)

spark quartz
bright grotto
#

(the beggars were my friends)

limpid nest
#

500 views on my first halfsword video! now i gotta think about making the next video lol

bright grotto
#

Shields only

#

No hit

#

Soul level 1

limpid nest
#

shields only gauntlet?

bright grotto
#

Ye

limpid nest
#

how would that work

bright grotto
#

Aka cbt

bright grotto
limpid nest
#

isnt there a mod that lets you change your weapons and stuff?

bright grotto
#

Just drop your main hand weapon, then switch hands and go

limpid nest
#

i need to get that for some video ideas ngl

limpid nest
bright grotto
bright grotto
limpid nest
#

not a bad idea, ill see what mods and stuff i can get first though

spark quartz
bright grotto
#

It's just fucking op

spark quartz
#

Honestly just give me that thing all the time lmao

bright grotto
#

Ikr especially the spike on the candlehead

bright grotto
spark quartz
#

It's more effective than any polearm

spark quartz
bright grotto
#

Also they should add pikes at least because it would piss people off severely

bright grotto
spark quartz
#

That would be kinda nuts

bright grotto
#

Just interrupting his swings and basically denying all his aura

spark quartz
#

I already basically kill myself on the fucking pitchfork

bright grotto
#

Same

spark quartz
#

Mf just gotta hold that shit out and I'm cooked

bright grotto
#

Just run into it thinking it's not gonna do nothing

spark quartz
#

Yeah fr lmao

spark quartz
#

I'm struggling to get past the sword guy

#

Commoner boss

bright grotto
#

Poke his guts and if he starts squirming push further

spark quartz