shiny
#general-catfish-π±π
gloomy urchin
daring plume
I swear there was another sallet I liked, let me look.
pearl coral
no
i mean i guess anyone could hide in a forest
but i doubt it'd make you any better at it
gloomy urchin
it'd make you green
daring plume
π₯ (detail on the crossbow βcause itβs sexy)
pearl coral
it'd make you green
yeah but also reflective
pearl coral
π₯ (detail on the crossbow βcause itβs sexy)
really love this too
gloomy urchin
yeah but also reflective
thats the point
pearl coral
thats the point
ok but like you're still way too bright
you're not the luminosity of a leaf you're the luminosity of green metal
gloomy urchin
ok good point
daring plume
really love this too
Same, let me find the other sword stuff. There was a whole room where they had rapiers and smallswords. The rapier exhibit was super cool, they had a manual and they were all arrayed on the wall above.
pearl coral
well i guess it would be albedo not luminosity
scarlet creek
armor vs armor is lame af, weak flesh vs weak flesh is peak
gloomy urchin
armor vs armor is lame af, weak flesh vs weak flesh is peak
this
pearl coral
daring plume
really love this too
- rapier with a wheellock in the last picture.
heady hound
armor vs armor is lame af, weak flesh vs weak flesh is peak
i personally like judo throwing people in full armor
gloomy urchin
no shiny
scarlet creek
i personally like judo throwing people in full armor
except any weapon >>> hands even if the weapon guy is a R word
daring plume
They also had a maille fencing gauntlet, which Iβd never seen before.
pearl coral
you can be shiny and not mirror polished
daring plume
Everyone knows grimy shitass armor is the best.
pearl coral
pearl coral
Everyone knows grimy shitass armor is the best.
ts pmo
cobalt shoal
gloomy urchin
doesnt look as shiny as reflective armor
pearl coral
yeah but its still shiny
scarlet creek
dumbass not protecting his precious face
gloomy urchin
loved the pic until i saw goedang
pearl coral
dumbass not protecting his precious face
gloomy urchin
that is a lance
spiky
gloomy urchin
ok i see
scarlet creek
loved the pic until i saw goedang
the spiked club makes me angry
cinder geyser
Will there be more supported resolutions in full release?
scarlet creek
Will there be more supported resolutions in full release?
probably
all I know is that they need to bring back the xbox 360 graphics mode from itch.io version
daring plume
I need a GIF of the billhook hitting the ballistic head.
daring plume
The hat was better.
honest hedge
No Maille patch?
pearl coral
How common were they?
very
daring plume
All the people advocating for armor being genuine scrap or itβs useless need to see this.
gloomy urchin
if i see filthy armor i would just assume he's a veteran
pearl coral
if i see filthy armor i would just assume he's a veteran
because you are a moderner
honest hedge
if i see filthy armor i would just assume he's a veteran
The place where you might see them dirty and such is in active combat.
pearl coral
anybody who could not take care of their armor was not fit to be a warrior in the first place
gloomy urchin
oh right armor rusts
noble badge
Yeah they didn't really have stainless steel
I do wonder what they actually used to polish their armor
pearl coral
I do wonder what they actually used to polish their armor
linseed oil
wait no
that's for painting
got them mixed up
i think usually wax
gusty geode
that's for painting
And wood treatment :)))
noble badge
I'd imagine it could also work for polishing
gloomy urchin
chat recommend some medieval fantasy books
raven ore
linseed oil
Polished maile
noble badge
Oiled up maile
quiet sun
gusty geode
Also now I think about it, shiny armour has another slight tactical advantage, not sure how effective it would be but shiny armour is reflective and I can imagine fighting with sun flare in your eyes isnβt very fun
noble timber
anyone know how to fix the game stopping forward movement momentarily?
noble badge
isnt that for taking care of maile
Idk it's been a while since I went on that crusade back in 1380
quiet sun
Also now I think about it, shiny armour has another slight tactical advantage, n...
Definitely a minor environmental factor.
raven ore
Truly a white armor win,
quiet sun
Common white armor W
gusty geode
THE PROPHECY FORETOLD OF MY THOUGHTS
noble badge
Also now I think about it, shiny armour has another slight tactical advantage, n...
We should put whatever fucking curse of Ra they put in headlights these days on our soldiers to blind the enemy
quiet sun
Goddamn I love armets with wrappers
honest hedge
chat recommend some medieval fantasy books
Between Two Fires.
I do not like armets.
noble badge
chat recommend some medieval fantasy books
Fifty Shaydes of Greye
noble badge
I should get a teddy.
Me when I go to build a bear workshop
honest hedge
raven ore
fuck
honest hedge
How is the cat changing its trajectory like that?
gloomy urchin
I like hugging something while trying to sleep.
bodypillow.
honest hedge
bodypillow.
True.
noble badge
How is the cat changing its trajectory like that?
Heat seeking missile
noble badge
I like hugging something while trying to sleep.
Wife
worn vortex
<@274953769387556864> its graphics, blood and physics
Slowmode so bad you have to talk in other channels π
chilly trail
is there a way to fix the "fatal error" crashes
frozen mason
How Half Sword oldheads feel telling newgens about the old demo gameplay
(I'm a Half Sword oldhead π)
honest hedge
How Half Sword oldheads feel telling newgens about the old demo gameplay
I remember.
thorn magnet
How Half Sword oldheads feel telling newgens about the old demo gameplay
π
frozen mason
I remember.
The willies used to hold their weapons in front of their faces and they moved like arthritic old men
lapis nexus
chat am i tweaking out or is this not a bardiche
that doesnt look like a bardiche to me π€£
worn vortex
@spare gull Dude ur mouse control is really good. Also how do you put the shield in ur inventory?
spare gull
scarlet bolt
<@367087400943616001> Dude ur mouse control is really good. Also how do you put ...
you put shield in ur inventory minecraft style
cobalt shoal
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-detective-breakdance-gif-26218147
DISCO ELYSIUM MENTIONED
regal karma
DISCO ELYSIUM MENTIONED
I WANT TO GET WORSE. RAAAGGHH
last whale
I WANT TO GET WORSE. RAAAGGHH
(Insert Disco Elysium quote here)
mellow wren
(Insert Disco Elysium quote here)
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
cobalt shoal
Quote
last whale
Downloading this
last whale
Is this? The this is? The?
Is the?
cobalt shoal
The longer I stare at these words, the less sense they make
last whale
The longer I stare at these words, the less sense they make
The is the true the
forest falcon
gm
faint musk
actually its goodnight!
timezones dont exist its just another way for the world to control you
cobalt shoal
forest falcon
getoutofmyhead
cobalt shoal
Listen to the voices
forest falcon
faint musk
how is everyone making fun of me
cobalt shoal
faint musk
you guys dont understand and it speaks volume
regal karma
i love how quietly he says yes at the end
last whale
I <3 Kim Kitsuragi
regal karma
i keep a photo of him at my desktop at all times
last whale
i keep a photo of him at my desktop at all times
Based
regal karma
when i move i'm printing out and framing a picture of him
cobalt shoal
Do y'all ever stand up really fast and your whole body stiffens up like you blacked out or is that js me
thorny tinsel
i love fatal error crashes
faint musk
Do y'all ever stand up really fast and your whole body stiffens up like you bla...
you got low iron
because the government is witholding the iron from you
when will everyone learn the the government is everything bad
cobalt shoal
you got low iron
I'm just going to blame everything on withdrawal
I'm too lazy to eat iron
lunar stream
blehhhhh
forest falcon
Do y'all ever stand up really fast and your whole body stiffens up like you bla...
iron deficiency gang stand up
cobalt shoal
iron deficiency gang stand up
No thanks
forest falcon
lunar stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083351055074598943/1333785868422615121/c...
PUT ME DOWN I'M GONNA BLOW UP AGAIN I'M FILLED WITH 5 MEGATONS OF PLUTONIUM
last whale
PUT ME DOWN I'M GONNA BLOW UP AGAIN I'M FILLED WITH 5 MEGATONS OF PLUTONIUM
Explode
cobalt shoal
last whale
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938876734634332291/951481324726779914/h...
horse death
forest falcon
forest falcon
aren't we all
blissful zenith
why the fuck do the AI get up like they have been studying kong-fu for 10 years, then when i get knocked over its like im a drunk dude with cerebral palsy
regal karma
I'm one gif away from getting banned
cobalt shoal
lunar stream
https://tenor.com/view/gwa-gwa-gif-15676704626186085327
bwa bwa
forest falcon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337961171978031247/1347293459895291995/I...
going band for band with the homeless
lunar stream
https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-boc-bwa-meme-anime-gif-17729031268930401206
that's you
last whale
that's you
Nuh uh, that's you
timber minnow
cobalt shoal
He'll be fine
forest falcon
that's you
regal karma
lunar stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083351055074598943/1333785868422615121/c...
why does everyone want me to explode π
last whale
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/793271430649217024/968960881855717427/8...
Why is it so small
cobalt shoal
why does everyone want me to explode π
forest falcon
cobalt shoal
Why is it so small
Dude, that's average sized. What are you talking about?
lunar stream
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232734882346565727/1360123511007608983...
π₯
timber minnow
this is new
last whale
lunar stream
https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-178271...
yummy fiber optic
timber minnow
since when can i turn willie into a bendy straw
last whale
https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1086506182090440794/13601236500...
Bruh...
cobalt shoal
Happy Femboy Friday everyone
forest falcon
late jetty
hawk tua
young sparrow
h
elder lintel
quick torrent
this is new
Yes, bone fractures have been added
rancid ether
guys maybe they made it that easy to cut people in half on purpose and thats why its called half sword
i dropped out in grade 7
raw orchid
i was playing beggar carnage and cut someone in half with the knife π
rancid ether
the wide knife is really easy to do that with esp if you two hand it
raw orchid
the wide knife is really easy to do that with esp if you two hand it
rarely ever play carnage it tanks my fps sm on my laptop
goes from 60s in 1v1 to 20-30s
white prawn
you play on medium graphics on a FUCKING laptop how
honest hedge
Yes, bone fractures have been added
white prawn
wait is that dx12
raw orchid
i believe yeah
white prawn
ohhh
honest hedge
you play on medium graphics on a FUCKING laptop how
Language.
raw orchid
a mf just wanna play the game lmao would rather play like this than not at all
white prawn
Let me get this straight: You're a person who usualyl likes reading english books....
But, you don't know how to pay taxes.
honest hedge
But, you don't know how to pay taxes.
Yes.
I have missed a lot of school.
So, how does it work?
raw orchid
white prawn
Wait I know but only a basic understanding
honest hedge
I don't know...
white prawn
IIRC, atlesat, in thailand..
rancid ether
you play on medium graphics on a FUCKING laptop how
i play on medium on a g15
white prawn
There are two types of taxes
honest hedge
I recently turned 16 and I have no idea how taxes are paid.
rancid ether
i used to get frame drops but i just turned the blood down and its always above 60
woven mantle
I recently turned 16 and I have no idea how taxes are paid.
by force
rancid ether
120 in single battles
raw orchid
i used to get frame drops but i just turned the blood down and its always above ...
how did you turn blood off??
down*
honest hedge
rancid ether
i didnt i just turned it down its in the game settings somewhere
white prawn
This may vary from country to country but in thailand the two types of taxes are direct taxes and, uh, "around" taxes if i translate to english???
rancid ether
if you go too far it switches you to grotesque
white prawn
Oh yeah indirect taxes
rancid ether
or whatever the middle one is
white prawn
Direct taxes are just
woven mantle
kek
raw orchid
ohhh ok ill try that out
late jetty
rancid ether
it helps loads π«‘
white prawn
Hmph. I forgot what direct taxes are.
Indirect taxes are paid automatically when you buy soemthing
the government takes a lil' bit of that money
And that's all I know about taxes
honest hedge
white prawn
Thank you for telling me about my sweat while I'm eating
tulip copper
restive trench
late jetty
rancid ether
brainfil rotter
sonic cape
sharp dagger
YO. so ist it easier or harder to get up now? do you trip over more or less often? I heard one feedback first. than have not even released any patches at all and now feedback is the opposite..
sharp dust
LEBROON
lunar stream
YO. so ist it easier or harder to get up now? do you trip over more or less ofte...
it's the placebo effect
sharp dagger
it feels like people are playing different games having completely different experience
white prawn
YO. so ist it easier or harder to get up now? do you trip over more or less ofte...
I'll say this. The only other difference between the playtest and the demo is that you can't get up in the demo and you can in the Playtest
sharp dust
it feels like people are playing different games having completely different exp...
Woah its frank himself
white prawn
also frank(ziska) is level 1 i just realized
sick oar
guys i need help everytime im in the last level like the ultimate lvl the game crashes do you knwo what it is?
after like idk 5 mins of playing or 10 and it doesnt happen in the others
sharp dagger
guys i need help everytime im in the last level like the ultimate lvl the game c...
it must be one of the plugins we use.. otherwise no idea. will try to fix it after some more urgent thnings are done
sick oar
it must be one of the plugins we use.. otherwise no idea. will try to fix it aft...
thanks a lot appreciate it ππ
sick oar
sorry yall i got a question can i somehow turn on the loss after death cuz it was kinda fun to grind it all after i lost and now when i wanna go from the beggining its making me fight second to 1st tier so if im just dumb and forgot to do smth tell me please
merry wyvern
sorry yall i got a question can i somehow turn on the loss after death cuz it wa...
You might be on free mode
sick oar
someone explained it in the other channel and they said that i cant play from the beggining cuz it wont let u lose progress after u get to the baron tier so ill js play freemode
austere rover
sonic cape
late jetty
hawk tua
grand bane
wide berry
gettin back up is the biggest struggle on earth
wanton cairn
how do i play the old version
late jetty
how do i play the old version
you cannot
wanton cairn
they did something to the mechanics which makes the gameplay shit
grand bane
how do i play the old version
late jetty
they did something to the mechanics which makes the gameplay shit
skill issue
wanton cairn
skill issue
no
merry wyvern
they did something to the mechanics which makes the gameplay shit
Sounds like a skill issue
grand bane
they did something to the mechanics which makes the gameplay shit
Elaborate. If you mean weapon handling, they made it more realistic
wanton cairn
Sounds like a skill issue
no
wanton cairn
Elaborate. If you mean weapon handling, they made it more realistic
yea i gotta spam like 4 times to put my weapon out when i use a spear and once u get hit in the armpit u die instantly
grand bane
no
Also quick word of advice, change your pfp. I got warned for using a gif where that word was almost completely hidden
wanton cairn
ion care i had the pfp for 5 years
wide berry
for me it feels like you get sweped of ur feet so easy now
grand bane
yea i gotta spam like 4 times to put my weapon out when i use a spear and once u...
There is a lot of very necessary bits behind the armpit
merry wyvern
ion care i had the pfp for 5 years
*I don't
Fixed it for you
late jetty
chicken jokey
wanton cairn
*I don't
Fixed it for you
ion care
sonic cape
guys wanna cool tutorial how to win commoner in 2 fights
late jetty
ts pmo a tbh fr rn rq pls km ππ₯
sonic cape
guys wanna cool tutorial how to win commoner in 2 fights
u have to take beggar and go to spoliance, win 1 time then change to commoner and go 1v1
grand bane
for me it feels like you get sweped of ur feet so easy now
To be fair the playtest just had shoes of tungsten
sonic cape
u have to take beggar and go to spoliance, win 1 time then change to commoner an...
like this
merry wyvern
ts pmo a tbh fr rn rq pls km ππ₯
*This shit pisses me off to be honest for real right now real quick please kill me
wanton portal
I wish you could steal your opponents clothes like you could steal their hats
sonic cape
what happened to quote bot
grand bane
ts pmo a tbh fr rn rq pls km ππ₯
Do not make me post the homicidal robots
merry wyvern
Do not make me post the homicidal robots
More like homo robots
Get it
Because
Because gay
I'm here all night folks.
idle crest
it must be one of the plugins we use.. otherwise no idea. will try to fix it aft...
What happens to items when they despawn? My guess is that the engine is getting bogged down with increasing amounts of physics objects.
grand bane
More like homo robots
The shipping does not discriminateπ
wanton portal
More like homo robots
regal karma
More like homo robots
regal karma
FUCK I GOT IT THE WRONG WAY AROUND
grand bane
AND JOIN!!!
THE HELLDIVERS
merry wyvern
Willie cut my Willie off
grand bane
safe zodiac
Iβm managing to make it past the first few rounds in the ultimate challenge but thereβs a few issue
- why does everyone have polearms
- why does my willy fall over so easily
grand bane
Iβm managing to make it past the first few rounds in the ultimate challenge but ...
Get your hand and the longest stick possible and snipe helmets while retreating out of their range
safe zodiac
Get your hand and the longest stick possible and snipe helmets while retreating ...
My best run was ended by a spear stabbing me in the chest THROUGH T6 armor
merry wyvern
No more penor...
safe zodiac
No more penor...
Genuinely one of the most reliable strats against the beggar boss lol
grand bane
My best run was ended by a spear stabbing me in the chest THROUGH T6 armor
I know the feeling. It happened to me before ultimate became a checkpoint
merry wyvern
Scythe Willie will also lose Penits π
What the fuck does discord got going on why is it making Half Sword stutter
lavish blade
guys search up βbrassinstrumentβ on deviantart π
no spaces just βbrassinstrumentβ
merry wyvern
No one do it, I'll take this one for the team
white prawn
No one do it, I'll take this one for the team
how was it
have yto
have you been swallowed by the dark side?
merry wyvern
Give me like five minutes gotta sign back in
last whale
No one do it, I'll take this one for the team
lavish blade
YOU DONT NEEDS SIGN IN
merry wyvern
There's nothing
lavish blade
nuh uh this is what appeared when i searched it
white prawn
yeah ok says the one who took 5 minutes to sign in
white prawn
nuh uh this is what appeared when i searched it
a wholeee lot of saxophone
lavish blade
Yeah there's literally nothing when I look it up
your deviantart is broken or something idk
merry wyvern
Was broken, you mean, I just brutally put it down with an uninstall because it pissed me off.
terse urchin
any tactic on the first boss?
if i get past the first i usually get realy far, but i die on the first one most of the time
grand bane
nuh uh this is what appeared when i searched it
merry wyvern
any tactic on the first boss?
if i get past the first i usually get realy far, ...
Insert knife into his penis.
You'll win most of the time.
terse urchin
so its kinda luck based what weapons spawn
lavish blade
some of it is good but others are like this
white prawn
ornate seal
how do i play freemode
lavish blade
who would win knight or samurai
lavish blade
how do i play freemode
by clicking on it
ornate seal
what
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/trumpet-boy-gif-20096849
lavish blade
this guy would win
okay but knight or samurai
merry wyvern
Knight easily
white prawn
okay but knight or samurai
samurai because im asian and im legally biased towards samurais
grand bane
Knight easily
Depends on time period
merry wyvern
If we're talking a melee fight, Knight easily. Samurai weren't trained nor armed to fight against European plate armor.
lavish blade
samurai because im asian and im legally biased towards samurais
IM ASIan too and i think knights would win
grand bane
Chainmail would not be great against mounted archers
lavish blade
lets say 15th century
white prawn
im just yanking your pizzle... kngihts are cooler ngl
grand bane
lets say 15th century
Mounted or infantry?
merry wyvern
Easy knight W again, if they're melee fighting. If the Samurai has access to his horse, I'd give it a maybe unless he runs out of arrows and doesn't hit the knights weak points.
white prawn
infantry knight wins next question
grand bane
Easy knight W again, if they're melee fighting. If the Samurai has access to his...
If he misses all of them he ainβt no samurai
lavish blade
infantry knight wins next question
trumpet or trombone
white prawn
WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE
merry wyvern
If he misses all of them he ainβt no samurai
I mean, if he hits the knight but not in unarmored places, he isn't really gonna hurt the knight with the arrows
Unless he's got a crossbow or the knight has shitty armor
lavish blade
trumpet is shorter and valve trombone is longer and slide
white prawn
or he's got an early gun (that will probably miss anyway because of the absolute inaccuracy)
grand bane
Unless he's got a crossbow or the knight has shitty armor
That crossbows got more power is a myth
merry wyvern
Depends on the crossbow.
Honestly W strat to fight mounted troops: just stab their horse
grand bane
I mean, if he hits the knight but not in unarmored places, he isn't really gonna...
Headshots will daze the shit out of you and a good archer can definitely hit the armpit
white prawn
Honestly W strat to fight mounted troops: just stab their horse
the problem is getting their horse to run DIRECTLY into a fucking SPEAR
grand bane
Honestly W strat to fight mounted troops: just stab their horse
Yeah but where is their weapon when you do that?
white prawn
if the horse's controller wont control it to move away the horse will by itself
merry wyvern
Yeah but where is their weapon when you do that?
Doesn't matter bc I'm the main character so I'd win anyways
white prawn
https://tenor.com/view/robinswords-sword-strike-oberhau-overhead-sword-strike-sw...
Superman slices a bottle up
also this guy makes me want to own a sword
im shortsighted and need glasses to see so i was afraid it would affect me with my glasses but nah hes doing just fine with armories of swords
spark quartz
SHIZZZZZZTTOTOTOOTOTZOOTOOOONNNNNNN
late jetty
how do you choose gear for the ultimate challenge
last whale
SHIZZZZZZTTOTOTOOTOTZOOTOOOONNNNNNN
OMG SILLY HEAD HI
spark quartz
OMG SILLY HEAD HI
OMG SHIZTON HI
merry wyvern
Shitty head and shitzon up this early???
white prawn
these people are a good pair...
last whale
Shitty head and shitzon up this early???
Stinky Kraut, hi
white prawn
shi- SHITTY HEAD?!?!??!
last whale
FUCK
lavish blade
TRUMPET OR TROMEBONE
last whale
WAIT
primal sphinx
NO MORE CUSS WORDS GUYS
late jetty
skibidie head
spark quartz
TRUMPET OR TROMEBONE
TRUMBONE
white prawn
NO MORE CUSS WORDS GUYS
i will keep yanking your fucking pizzle
primal sphinx
i will keep yanking your fucking pizzle
last whale
NO MORE CUSS WORDS GUYS
Shut the FRICK up
spark quartz
i will keep yanking your fucking pizzle
#1 tuna fish more like #13 tuna fish
late jetty
i will keep yanking your fucking pizzle
jesus christ be praised!
devout parcel
Hello
lavish blade
will you get a warning for saying brainrot words
white prawn
jesus christ be praised!
Girg's come to see us!
merry wyvern
i will keep yanking your fucking pizzle
Me when the TSA agent tells me to stop fooling around in line
spark quartz
will you get a warning for saying brainrot words
idk tbh
primal sphinx
will you get a warning for saying brainrot words
Me?
last whale
1984, literally can't say jicken chockey
lavish blade
Wholl test out the brainrot rule
white prawn
chicken butt
primal sphinx
did it
spark quartz
im goann play balatro
primal sphinx
i got a warning
lavish blade
i got a warning
a FR warning}}
primal sphinx
French
lavish blade
like the warning in the sense that if you speak in enough brainrot then youll get banned
merry wyvern
Too much have been skibidie, my toilet mourn.
last whale
skibidimaxxing
viral lake
guys
viral lake
billhook my beloved
merry wyvern
What happens if the toilet gets skibidy while you're taking a shit
white prawn
What happens if the toilet gets skibidy while you're taking a shit
i'd probably report to the SCP facillity
mellow wren
skibidimaxxing
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
viral lake
billhook helped me to beat the ultimate challenge
sonic cape
i answered correctly on geography
i feel so proud now
white prawn
merry wyvern
Belt to ass more like skibidy to toilet
white prawn
but seriously though WILLIE'S ASS
mellow wren
but seriously though WILLIE'S ASS
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
white prawn
my pfp makes it even better π
merry wyvern
but seriously though WILLIE'S ASS
Does bro know about the wock???
sonic cape
my pfp makes it even better π
merry wyvern
Willie c ock
white prawn
iirc willie's model doesnt have willie
but stab him in his willie and he dies instantly
merry wyvern
Only the most devoted williesexuals can see Willie's Willie
sonic cape
guys who knows the name of original painting
pls i need it for history lesson
why is this chat dead
late jetty
guys who knows the name of original painting
pls i need it for history lesson
why are spartans and romans praising jesus are they fucking stupid?
sonic cape
why are spartans and romans praising jesus are they fucking stupid?
maybe bc Napoleon does
i saw him on the picture
guys is lvl 5 rank a lot?
late jetty
maybe bc Napoleon does
white prawn
the jesus head is edited on
sonic cape
i didn't find anyone with more than 5
late jetty
the jesus head is edited on
oh
sonic cape
https://jonmcnaughton.com/religious-gallery/religious/peace-is-coming/
yoo thx
white prawn
in reality it just represents multiple gods and deities at once
not just solely jesus
thats why even the romans are praising them
late jetty
is he stupid?
sonic cape
i was searching for 1 hour and u found it in 3 minutes π
at least i won't get beaten up by history teacher for low quality
regal karma
sonic cape
late jetty
hi voxel
late jetty
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239216763129040997/1249605835446030336/a...
way more accurate
late jetty
maybe bc Napoleon does
im pretty sure thats just an american revolutionary or french soldier
sonic cape
why does he pray?
it looks like he is from some tribe, and tribes have their own religion
late jetty
why does he pray?
it looks like he is from some tribe, and tribes have their own...
yeah there are a lot of pagans in that image
the image tuna fish posted makes a lot more sense
white prawn
why does he pray?
it looks like he is from some tribe, and tribes have their own...
original image
they're praying their own gods and deities
not jesus christ...
late jetty
this one is truly original
absolute peak
late jetty
everyone praises le car
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white prawn
lets make an edit but with willie in it
late jetty
hail bnuuy
sonic cape
original image
he still looks like jesus, ig it is edited, not the original. u can see that places that aren't on the picture with jesus are lighten up on this picture, meaning it is most likely edited
sonic cape
white prawn
mhmmm i dont know i dont see it...
sonic cape
mellow wren
sonic cape
this one is original
sonic cape
nah he just looks like any prophet of any abrahamic religion
ok then
tbh idk how other gods look, i only saw jesus and he looked like him
late jetty
muhammad is also portrayed like that without a face in islam
mellow wren
this muhammad guy sounds cool
sonic cape
ok ok i alr belive u that picture with jesus wasn't the original π
late jetty
i dont think either of these are the original
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merry wyvern
Uber NBA gaynuts
sonic cape
i didn't understand anything, my english is too bad
mellow wren
why and when did we start calling cats, cars
late jetty
john faith
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i didn't understand anything, my english is too bad
late jetty
filthy sw*de
sonic cape
why and when did we start calling cats, cars
maybe bc of 1 cat named car in one game (forgot the name)
merry wyvern
Allow me to translate for John Ultra kill
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filthy sw*de
honest hedge
sonic cape
oh ye i understood everything nowπ ye ye originol was the guy that shot smth with a gun
mellow wren
who and what is that and where is IT from
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oh ye i understood everything nowπ ye ye originol was the guy that shot smth wi...
shot de devilo
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who and what is that and where is IT from
you don't know dagoth ur?
honest hedge
who and what is that and where is IT from
Dagoth Ur from Morrowind with the face of Fargoth.
sonic cape
sonic cape
https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602
least patriotic turkish man
mellow wren
my bad, not an elder scrolls fan
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late jetty
least patriotic turkish man
the supreme glorious nation of TΓΌrkiye πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ·
sonic cape
the supreme glorious nation of TΓΌrkiye πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ·
mellow wren
https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602
kebab car
honest hedge
sonic cape
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083365897240051792/1360157016382767165...
big quality picture
late jetty
kebab isnt the only turkish dish ffs
honest hedge
the supreme glorious nation of TΓΌrkiye πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ· πΉπ·
This meme is getting very old.
last whale
late jetty
mantΔ± is superior
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welcome moon and star. come nad look upon the turkey
sonic cape
honest hedge
late jetty
yummaxxing
last whale
honest hedge
mellow wren
last whale
honest hedge
sonic cape
say smth smart
late jetty
phalanx or smth idk
sonic cape
last whale
say smth smart
Smth smart
mellow wren
sonic cape
Smth smart
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
late jetty
sonic cape
last whale
mellow wren
late jetty
vortipilled
late jetty
sex in half sword when?
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can someone find me the weed vortiguant video
errant minnow
Boy this literally me
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the "freeman i need to sell your television"
late jetty
Boy this literally me
were flails even used
errant minnow
Yes by me, this is a me vs m00 fight
We're fighting over who's the superior polearmmeister
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sonic cape
Boy this literally me
why won't he just make this move https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s7hJ-4yHN1s
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errant minnow
why won't he just make this move https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s7hJ-4yHN1s
Stunlocked
bold ledge
is there a date on multiplayer? or is there a roadmap
bold ledge
whats that supposed to mean lol
last whale
whats that supposed to mean lol
Multiplayer....
grand bane
SHIZZZZZZTTOTOTOOTOTZOOTOOOONNNNNNN
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is there a date on multiplayer? or is there a roadmap
just a reminder that you're asked to read the #faq when you join the server
bold ledge
Multiplayer....
yeah instead of vs ai
last whale
halfcord members being forced to read the faq
(They're illiterate)
sonic cape
my game crashed and it is still workin
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fiery bone
so u are in the chat just waiting for some1 to ask something so u say them "go to #faq and read it"
Lmao
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so u are in the chat just waiting for some1 to ask something so u say them "go t...
no it's specifically for the multiplayer question
safe night
what is this slowmode bro
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what is this slowmode bro
ever since we reached 100k memvers nothing has been the same
the great schizm. halfcord will never be the same
quick torrent
reading the steam demo reviews is fun
fiery bone
For how long has been that answer in the faq there and how long have you been waiting for smth new related to multiplayer?
quick torrent
some players don't know there is free mode 
late jetty
ever since we reached 100k memvers nothing has been the same
fucking newgens
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reading the steam demo reviews is fun
"bald man keep being mean to me. too erotic to play"
late jetty
For how long has been that answer in the faq there and how long have you been wa...
multiplayer will never be added cope
sonic cape
how i feel after talking about half sword in general, and talking abt anything but not half sword in half sword chat
safe night
reading the steam demo reviews is fun
people don't know that you need more than 30 minutes to get good at a game
safe night
how i feel after talking about half sword in general, and talking abt anything b...
@quick torrent this belongs in the brainrot museum; send this away
quick torrent
the truth however is that we are nearing 150 000 daily players, but we have still 50-100 people per day who feel they need to rage in the reviews of a .... free tech demo 
fiery bone
multiplayer will never be added cope
This makes me sad
safe night
multiplayer will never be added cope
the modders will do it
late jetty
the modders will do it
do you think thats easy
rain bluff
that one bro that has nothing to lose after all his friends get killed
safe night
do you think thats easy
not at all
late jetty
if the devs cant implement it neither can modders
safe night
the modders have already added split screen, there would definitely be a possibility of someone crazy enough to work on that shit
quick torrent
Couch coop is already fully functional, we showcased it in Tokyo, and you can 'fake' online via Parsec.
Moving to Multiplayer isn't the impossible task that you guys think it is, it clearly isn't, but we are just busy with uh :
THE GAME and making it stable so that we stop having timmies try to review bomb us
the demo isnt the game, it's just something to test the waters, the good stuff, the bad stuff, and the stuff we fix and modify over time.
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if the devs cant implement it neither can modders
i mean. the devs could do it. they don't have any good reason too cus it would be horrendus
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i mean. the devs could do it. they don't have any good reason too cus it would b...
(specifically for online)
safe night
i mean. the devs could do it. they don't have any good reason too cus it would b...
It would be great fun
imagine the absolute atrocities in halfsword multiplayer π
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It would be great fun
you got over 15 ping? you can't parry anything and you get oneshot
proven root
You know when youβre making food then you just start rattling off the cleanest bars in rap history
That was me just
sonic cape
i fucking hate this game
i died at "man at arms" bc i got fucking knife stuck in my leg (i stepped on it)
last whale
i fucking hate this game
i died at "man at arms" bc i got fucking knife stuck in...
Lmao
sonic cape
pls send my message to the museum @quick torrent
oh wait it alr did
i just didn't see it
i hope i won't get destroyed for pinging
proven root
Omg guys think about it
sonic cape
Omg guys think about it
?
fiery bone
Couch coop is already fully functional, we showcased it in Tokyo, and you can 'f...
Thanks for ur answer
proven root
Iβm currently playing half sword while cooking cause my limbs are physic based
late jetty
will there be a cuck chair in early access?
proven root
This is so crazy
nocturne plank
i just crashed and lost all my progress wtf
quick torrent
1 v 1 with VOIP is going to be a meme generator. But there is many things we want to bring you guys before that
nocturne plank
i lost my character by crashing
late jetty
i just crashed and lost all my progress wtf
skill issue
sonic cape
<:MrClean:1336588919852240948> skill issue
nocturne plank
why is it like this now
safe night
why is it like this now
gore buggy
nocturne plank
when you crashed before you didnt lose progress
safe night
new armour buggy
proven root
I was using half swords voip to converse with the cashier selling me the ingredients to make my half sword physic based food rn
Think about it
nocturne plank
gore buggy
i turned gore off
sonic cape
guys will i get banned if i spam brainrot? considering that it is getting blocked and sent to museum
proven root
So could you say my food is half sword because itβs also physic based
At what point do we draw the line guys
sonic cape
guys will i get banned if i spam brainrot? considering that it is getting block...
help
last whale
guys will i get banned if i spam brainrot? considering that it is getting block...
Perhaps
proven root
Where does half sword end and the real world begin
last whale
Jicken chockey
nocturne plank
how do i make the graphics worse than "low graphic" setting?
sonic cape
can someone ping an admin or a mod bc im scared to do it i don''t wanna get destroyed
late jetty
can someone ping an admin or a mod bc im scared to do it i don''t wanna get dest...
why
sonic cape
mellow wren
proven root
how do i make the graphics worse than "low graphic" setting?
Manually edit the config file
Or just rip your motherboard in half
Either works
nocturne plank
Manually edit the config file
too dumb for that
proven root
Then you canβt
nocturne plank
i thought lower resolution meant lower graphics but it just makes the game smaller
proven root
Yes
nocturne plank
who even thought of the low graphic mode and left the shiny metal when making it
proven root
Youβre being super mean right now
nocturne plank
Youβre being super mean right now
i ate a banana 30 mins ago
proven root
Respect
sonic cape
i ate a banana 30 mins ago
i ate mango 16 minutes and approximately 26 seconds ago
nocturne plank
i ate mango 16 minutes and approximately 26 seconds ago
mango top 3 fruits and it's not top 2 or 3
people just don't like it because they get the cheap one that isn't even sweet enough and it's yellow instead of red
proven root
No answered my question on the philosophical nature of half sword and how it could actually be the real world
Maybe we are in the game
sonic cape
mango top 3 fruits and it's not top 2 or 3
mango mango mango mango those who know trollfaceπ
nocturne plank
mango mango mango mango those who know trollfaceπ
bulgarian edging: π
proven root
Sigh emoji x12 I guess you guys arenβt Reddit enough to discuss my creative ideas SIGHHHH
sonic cape
bulgarian edging: π
hungary fartππ
nocturne plank
Sigh emoji x12 I guess you guys arenβt Reddit enough to discuss my creative idea...
reddit people π
golden forge
Best tactic to win?
late jetty
hung~~a~~ry fartππ
turkish cuck chair π
nocturne plank
only go to reddit to watch fights or to watch tutorials
if you're looking at reddit memes you're not a real person
sonic cape
turkish cuck chair π
american burgers π
golden forge
Best tactic to win?
Helpπ
late jetty
american burgers π
r*ssian vodka π
rain bluff
sonic cape
r*ssian vodka π
golden forge
@sonic cape u got the baron?
sonic cape
what
proven root
if you're looking at reddit memes you're not a real person
Img my karma is higher than yours
rain bluff
mellow wren
r*ssian vodka π
remember: no russian
sonic cape
i sent 11 stars (these things *) and it sent only 4
sonic cape
<@1006909128934965339> u got the baron?
nah im too bad at the game, at high ranks i step on a knife and fucking die
late jetty
im at ultimate challenge but cant get to the baron i get humbled after militia and soldier
mellow wren
i sent 11 stars (these things *) and it sent only 4
they are called asterisks
proven root
nah im too bad at the game, at high ranks i step on a knife and fucking die
So try more tactical groin kicking
idle crest
I'm glad the ultimate challenge no longer resets you all the way back, it's harder than anything before it for sure.
sonic cape
So try more tactical groin kicking
i do it every battle
proven root
i do it every battle
Imma do a kick only run
mellow wren
i do it every battle
who is john ultrakill
sonic cape
who is john ultrakill
it is me
golden forge
Who has baron?
forest falcon
hi Π³Ρzzlers
sonic cape
i made ultrakill (it is a game if u didn't know)
and some other small things
like milky way
water
and banana pancake
rain bluff
mellow wren
hi Π³Ρzzlers
sonic cape
are you friends with john anticheat?
ye
sonic cape
forest falcon
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gi...
me
sonic cape
I THREW A KNIFE INTO BOSS AND HE PARRIED IT RIGHT IN MY LEG
rain bluff
proven root
Deserved
forest falcon
classic
sonic cape
I THREW A KNIFE INTO BOSS AND HE PARRIED IT RIGHT IN MY LEG
i fucking hate knifes, they always end up in my legs
sonic cape
late jetty
filthy p*les
proven root
Have you tried doing a tactical 360 John
mellow wren
rain bluff
half sword teleports our generation to the mideval times....
sonic cape
Have you tried doing a tactical 360 John
ye but i ended up hitting a fence and died
late jetty
i made ultrakill (it is a game if u didn't know)
and some other small things
lik...
banan
idle crest
Only just realised that the ultimate challenge has a knife on the floor at the start, I've been punching the first guy to death each time.
proven root
ye but i ended up hitting a fence and died
Youβre not very good at these tactical manoeuvring
sonic cape
Youβre not very good at these tactical manoeuvring
i am very good to ripping the guy into 7 parts in 6 cuts with an axe while im in first person maximum fov slowed time
sonic cape
But not tactical groin trauma?
it is the first place i hit enemies in
mellow wren
sonic cape
proven root
If the enemy doesnβt keel over just from your devastating nether region attacks thou sucketh at tactical manoeuvres @sonic cape
sonic cape
If the enemy doesnβt keel over just from your devastating nether region attacks ...
why u pinged me π
ur the first to do it in 2 years
mellow wren
@sonic cape
sonic cape
only ping im getting is @ evryone
proven root
Thatβs what you get
sonic cape
<@1006909128934965339>
@lost palm
lost palmBOT
<@949479338275913799>
mellow wren
lmao
proven root
Okay I have figured out the solution to all your problems
mellow wren
sonic cape
and one in the back
proven root
Remove your legs before the enemy can
sonic cape
Remove your legs before the enemy can
i will try
golden forge
Bro this game man
sonic cape
golden forge
The ultimate is pain
mellow wren
and one in the back
lmao
sonic cape
The ultimate is pain
rain bluff
only ping im getting is @ evryone
golden forge
Help MEE
sonic cape
very high qualityππ there is no white lines on the bottom and no green outlineπππ
late jetty
rain bluff
very high qualityππ there is no white lines on the bottom and no green outline...
never
sonic cape
ok my videos don't have higher quality
i made "objective: ultrafart" video in garry's mod with minos prime
late jetty
mellow wren
sonic cape
it is 140p bc discord don't let me do more file size
last whale
it is 140p bc discord don't let me do more file size
John Ultrakill, more like John Ultrafart
sonic cape
John Ultrakill, more like John Ultrafart
no im john ultrafuckyou
last whale
no im john ultrafuckyou
Frick you
late jetty
it is 140p bc discord don't let me do more file size
john ultracuck
noble badge
late jetty
do you wanna or no π
aye
noble badge
last whale
did you watch full video? i tried very hard pls
No, and I will not
mellow wren
do you wanna or no π
no
sonic cape
No, and I will not
pls i tried very hard
mellow wren
i alr told it
sonic cape
i tried so hard
last whale
i tried so hard
I watched it all (lie)
sonic cape
bro pls i beg uπ i will send u freaky willie's feet
last whale
bro pls i beg uπ i will send u freaky willie's feet
I gotta WATCH it then
late jetty
how hard you try
last whale
i hope u watched
Shut up, I'm watching it
sonic cape
@last whale
last whale
YOOOOOOO
sonic cape
last whale
WILLIE'S FEET
sonic cape
last whale
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239216763129040997/1249605835446030336/a...
I apologize for insulting you and telling you to shut up, please accept my apolocheese
mellow wren
sonic cape
late jetty
can you add a cuck chair to half sword pls franky?
sonic cape
can you add a cuck chair to half sword pls franky?
fr
mellow wren
pseudo star
I love the absolutely insane martial arts moves people are doing with this game's physica
I just saw a clip of some dude spin kicking the tier 3 boss to death
maiden spear
i unlocked the baron
brisk shard
does this game have online?
maiden spear
all i had to do was kick him to death'
maiden spear
does this game have online?
no its a demo
golden forge
i unlocked the baron
How did u beat all the goons?
sonic cape
does this game have online?
ye, to unlock it press win + L
bleak pecan
golden forge
How r yall killing
The baronβs goons
And how do i reset my progress i picked a shitty faction
grand bane
The baronβs goons
The Barons gooners
bleak pecan
The Barons gooners
whole glade
https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002
skill issue ngl
elder storm
skill issue ngl
He is questioning on how to change faction
whole glade
PFFFF
elder storm
That's what am saying!
grand bane
Whatβs even the point of faster kicks?
whole glade
idk you can grab someone and kick him to death
elder storm
Whatβs even the point of faster kicks?
Coleteral femur damage probably
grand bane
idk you can grab someone and kick him to death
Itβs only available on the stages where I already got powerfull weapon and armor. Kicks are still useful just not enough to not have the other bonuses
If only we could pick factions in free mode
whole glade
yeah ik, if you have full armor its pointless to kick bc it cost to much stamina
grand bane
yeah ik, if you have full armor its pointless to kick bc it cost to much stamina
Kicks are still great to break their structure when they are blocking you
whole glade
true
grand bane
And adding rotation can still do decent damage
agile plume
but i still prefer less dmg and faster stamine regen
less dmg is ass just always choose faster stamina regen
golden forge
https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002
whole glade
less dmg is ass just always choose faster stamina regen
oh, thx for info
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-1405020614606100143
Be kind, child
golden forge
idk you can grab someone and kick him to death
Bro i picked faster dodging and my stamina is asscheeks
grand bane
Do not make me spam the genocidal automatons
agile plume
oh, thx for info
tbh its my opinion if u feel like its helping play with it
grand bane
Bro i picked faster dodging and my stamina is asscheeks
Is that the French one?
golden forge
Theyre graping me broπ
golden forge
Is that the French one?
Idk man i accidentally clicked
sonic cape
Be kind, child
golden forge
grand bane
Theyre graping me broπ
Take the longest stick you can and keep them far away from you
golden forge
Take the longest stick you can and keep them far away from you
Ill try if
grand bane
Idk man i accidentally clicked
agile plume
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-strawberry-gif-25419180
different pfp everyday is crazy
noble badge
Whats the best weopon against armour?
Swords
cobalt shoal
different pfp everyday is crazy
I canβt find a good one
agile plume
I canβt find a good one
well the last one was better
hallow bane
what is the safest way to deal with a pitchfork
grand bane
Whats the best weopon against armour?
Poleaxe. Keep it in short grip and tail forward as your default grip. Only aim the long range strikes at the head
golden forge
what is the safest way to deal with a pitchfork
Run in fast then weave to the side last moment
Aim for theyre arms to slice their grip
noble badge
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-strawberry-gif-25419180
Look at this mf bro fuckin "Mr. Strawberry" out here oml
hallow bane
Run in fast then weave to the side last moment
if i run in fast he just pokes me in the stomach
golden forge
Poleaxe. Keep it in short grip and tail forward as your default grip. Only aim t...
Ty sir
grand bane
what is the safest way to deal with a pitchfork
Pray to Big G and try to side step the fork when rushing in
golden forge
if i run in fast he just pokes me in the stomach
U didnt read the full sentence.
golden forge
Try it
noble badge
what is the safest way to deal with a pitchfork
Another pitchfork
hallow bane
im not a coward
noble badge
Valid
golden forge
im not a coward
noble badge
But being a coward is in fact the safest way to deal with things
golden forge
noble badge
https://tenor.com/view/thofinn-gif-27635363
Wish I knew what that meant
golden forge
Wish I knew what that meant
I have no enemies
grand bane
But being a coward is in fact the safest way to deal with things
Rather be standing cowardly then rotting bravely
golden forge
Watch vinland saga
golden forge
Rather be standing cowardly then rotting bravely
agile plume
i feel sad for u
grand bane
Watch vinland saga
Watch murder drones. The whole thing is 8 20 min episodes and is on YouTube
golden forge
Watch murder drones. The whole thing is 8 20 min episodes and is on YouTube
Ts sounds assπ
jolly relic
sdgfsdfgkjlΓΆfsgd
hallow bane
i just dealt with a pitchfork perfectly
golden forge
i feel sad for u
I give up manπ