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Their recovery time is long enough and their false edge strikes are generally weak enough to let someone in no armor feint an attack and come in with a mace or with their weight to throttle them.
deltarune š„³
hell yeah deltarune
Have you even seen someone use a polearm before? My Hema club got poleaxe lessons on Saturdays and those things are both fast and really powerful.
According to some fencers who do armored fencing in my club the only effective target for a mace vs armor is the head
Iāve seen them, i could dodge it 
Unless they completely overcommit a long range swing. You couldnāt avoid it.
i could so avoid it
Itās so much faster to change the arc of the swing. Source: I literally do this for an hour every Saturday
i really should join my local hema club this summer
You should. Itās really fun. And Hema clubs are in general very kind and welcoming since itās just a bunch of nerds (me) fighting with sticks
Ours rival the Germans in how dry it is.
Wait actually our Buhurt team is names the wardens
DUDE WE HAVE ONE CALLED THE KRIEG SCHOOL OF HISTORICAL FENCING.
IM JOINING IMMEDIATELY
How American. The Germans would not make such fancy name
i think a scottish faction would be cool. they could have this symbol on their shield
What would their bonus be? āHarder to fall downā
idk i had the idea before the factions update
God had to nerf the famous balance of the Scottish highlanders with whisky.
Yes yes we are fun.
Yall always wish you where from another country
this is fucking horrifying, i hope halfsword has more characters like this goofy guy in the future
guys help
why i keep pointing at my enemies with a stick
im gonna die guys help, i press left mouse button (not double click) and it just points
pressing alt usually fixes that bug i find
Nah that shit makes them stronger
puts it back in slashing mode
thx
hey dude i think you should stay away from mods with that pfp
just saying..
do they ban you for PFPs now?
Not me!!
mhmm
You donāt call yourself Italian because your great grandpas childhood friends stepdad was from Sicily?
I am a nationalist in the least nazi way possible. I love our guns so much
The most advanced country in the world
why is that
i got that brand of autism
That is the norm around here
i tried to say that in a previous message but it got automatically deleted
also america fucking sucks (is saying that against server rules btw)
The devs are mostly Swedish so no
nuh uh
it's embedded fine
Yuh uh
mac and cheese lmao
Your embed is still failed
it didn't tho
chat be fr would i be a good woman
in what sense
elaborate
you can be a good woman in the sense of being a loving wife. or you can be a girlboss.
personally i specced into the girlfailure trait tree
i am a 230 pound 5ā10 man now, would i be a hot woman if i transitioned
potentially. but would you be happy?
buff or blubbery
bit in between
bc i was playing the game with this pink boss and after game crashed it became another boss
People I found wholesome metal lyrics
red man
with this big stick?
this one
yes that fucking thing I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT
i hate it too
but it is so op
When you reach the ultimate challenge part does all your unlocked tiers save permanently? I haven't played since the split versions
Get the even longer stick and smack em
billhooks are superior
warstaff is a heroās weapon.
spear is an angelās weapon.
billhook B is a godās weapon.
here's a song about two friends being robbed by bandits and where one friend kills the other just to be buried alive with him
.
i remember loosing the UC bc i died in free mode and game crashed
Least tragic Russian story
least interesting
there's a song about a guy chasing around lighting strikes trying to catch them
just to get hit by lightning and be happy
russian stories are always the same kind of depression. At least their classical music is manic depression
russian stories or crazy, or sad or not interesting
American folklore is trash compared to Scandinavian
Youāre just mad our cryptids are sexier
Actually hold on
ppl in general talk abt halfsword and in halfsword chat ppl talk abt anything but not halfsword
Before I mock you, which Scandinavian country are you representing?
america has folklore? is it like "i ate 50 burgers and exploded spreading eagles and freedom everywhere"?
no its mothman, bigfoot, chupa cabra if you're counting the americAS
Mothman and alike
i though america always was like, technology and in 1427 for example they already had iphone 3 and cars everywhere
native american folklore is so much cooler
Scandinavia made the trolls
don't say it, man.
What kind of Scandinavian are you?
don't even think it.
and that they eat burgers and drive eagles and talk abt freedom while eat bacon and egg
but what about spirits and such >:C
what about em
they removed the quote bot š
they're cool
(im native)
š„
Just like Quasar...
SWEDISH? The most interesting things that happen in your country are bank robberies in stockholm.
where is oktober from
stockholm actually seems beautiful though, would love to visit there and see the art galleries.
if its america i wouldn't shit on sweden with the state of the economy
We invented half of the shit that makes your life so easy
and most of the music
shhh
alr š
We got more freedoms then the us
but muh guns
swedenās biggest world contribution is to Eurovision.
what about ikea
Our global contribution per capita is astounding
i am trying hard to not swing low since you have had the courtesy of not mentioning our school shooting stats like most europeans do.
so far this is the tamest pissing contest iāve ever had with a european. thank you :)
We had our first school shooting 60 years back on the 4th February
we had ours in 1880 something
Though our worst ones were the string of shootings from 1970 to 90
Caltech, Texas Clock Tower, Columbine, etc.
Typo. I meant that we had our first school shooting in 60 years back in 4 February 2025
its a sensitive subject so i will not make the joke about your typo.
school shittings would almost be worse
most mods seem to be asleep rn. but blueberry and sam are pretty chil
but both of them should be asleep too
how do i stop spinkicking
so will i get destroyed if i ping them
nah they don't really mind. what was your question anyways?
are they ever gonna add custom matches
abt discord invite links in profile
i don't think there's any problem as long as you don't spam or put it in the chat
I got a question
So I finished the half sword gauntlet mode and got this big gold dude will I lose all the characters once I lose?
nope
nah
But Iām stuck fighting the same fully armored guys?
Dang itād be fun if I could just choose my enemies and weapons once Iām doneš„¹šbut that is asking for too much
Idk I just killed my self now Iām in abyss š„¹šif I let myself die istg ima lose it allš
Yall needa be deadass with me am I going to lose everythingšIāll do it just to do it but Iād like to know atleast
finished the gauntlet mode and killed myself after getting the big gold dude ive killed like 20 npcs down at the abyss and i rank up but i cant get out
How do i unlock the top guy without doing gauntlet
I cant see my screen get darker when I run out of stamina, and I also cant see my screen get red when im hurt. is there a way to fix this? I've reopened the game many times and it doesn't work
gots to do it
gotta
not a problem bossā just like Vel said, just don't send em in chat please 
why do blunt weapons blow absolute hot ass
why u said bossš
smashing a mf in the skull doing absolutely nothing
i don't like when ppl call me boss, especially someone with higher role than meš
btw where is the quote bot? it is on the server but i can't ping it
would you mind making a #1047240101152960525 post for the devs to see? I haven't heard of this at all just yet. You're the first person I've heard with this issue
some ppl use it interchangibly with words like "homie, or bro"
Shut up peasant
I just call people boss and bossman
nothing deep behind it I'm just a zoomer
ok but where is the quote bot
oh wait i can ping him rn
i checked hour ago and i couldn't ping him
Tap/click on a message and select "apps", and there you'll see quotebot options
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Ovrdeth selector has been updated to the demo
@lost palm
Iām sorry im slow what does that mean?
Its a mod that lets you save and load loadouts
shut up jhizton you suck at project zomboid
Fuck you, you suck at TF2
Is it through curse forge?
no you suck
Nexus mods
Nexus/github
Shut up
Iāll see if I am able to do it
wait no wrong gif
im not american
I will airdrop all of Swedens gangs on top of your cities
you are now
is RHI_DX12 still playable or does it still crash your game?
i didn't find a better gif
Hey guys how can i equip armor and weapons? I cant even with controller
q e
Why are playing with controller?
It just grabs it for me
Hold the buttons
I used to do it w my firend on shareplay
q left e right
q to equipt if u have two handed weapon
e to drop two handed
to inventory - hold q or e
open inventory r
Balls
@lost palm
Still nope
mrow
Its not working lol
are u playing on controller? if ur playin on keyboard then i gave u full tutorial
It used to work on the old demo
I tried it on keyboard rn
did it grab?
game broken maybe, it has to work
wdym grab but not equip? do u mean inventory?
or it grabs and doesn't function as a weapon
He grabbin it w his hands but not equipping
Yes
Sometime Willie gets arthritis
strange
@lost palm
once i get to ultimate challenge do i lose my progress
That's odd. You're able to pick up weapons but can't use them? š
Is there a way to reset controls?
There isn't support for custom keybinds yet, so it should by default by Q and E
Is it possible you have changed keybindings via steam?
Guys does the spinkick on the beggar still work in the newest version with the permadeath mode
It seems to be way weaker now
Spinkicking has been nerfed sorta but you can still pull it off
Awh
Kicking in general was nerfed
yuhh 
should let me fuckin decapitate someone with the heel of my foot
i have so much things openedš
What guard do yall recommend for fighting against spears with a sword
pray
How do i play. Multiplayer with my friend
you. can't
Dont think about guards like static positions. Move fluidly between them depending on the situation
Test
yo
Howdy
Still 5 seconds, but not as bad
i have to make english homework btw
so i may answer after a bit longer time than 5 seconds
Heh thatās alright
it is ur clip?
Nah, was a video from a bug review š
ok
āWILLIE COMES IN WITH THE WODDEN CHAIRā
williestrike

why it has these squares
Ayee, nice
these ones
Yeah is odd-
ig if u convert from mov to smth else it makes these
I mean, not exactly the most high quality vid to begin with
and gif is like a bit compresed
Ye ye
bro i fucking hate this gameš im going to cry
Finally got up to the ultimate challenge the other day
my game crashed on abyss
this is gold
It isss
p
Only if it was always like that
hammers
others are hard/useless i think
hammers do massive damage in the head if u hit like 2-3 times
swords are hard to hit bc u have to point right into unarmored places
other things are harder ig
i think axes are good too bc they do a bit of blunt damage in the head
Yeee, the blunt damage is super effective
Iāve tried to use some of the great swords before, but you have to be accurate as hell
Sometimes polehammers knock out willie in one hit
the long one?
Who uses the short one??
me
Why..
actually i think long one is the best, bc it is ez to hit bosses in the head with it
bc i use it
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I will never not find it funny we created automatic weapons before aircraft
we valued turning humans into high fructose red flavored corn syrup
before a new way of transportation
Is it js me or is it so satisfying to just break all the limbs of a surrendered willy using a hammer until they die

hey boys
i just got my hands on the newest yakuza game: Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza In The Caribbeans
buh
buh
i hate it i hate it i hate it
ew
Outside of gauntlet where sniping the head is the boring strat. The short one is far more agile and great for wrestling your opponent
Why is Willie so bad at protecting his head
me watching the fatal error happen again
i don't understand what I'm supposed to do in the abyss
Fight
dude one swipe of pitchfork to the face removed everything
ok but how do i get out
theres a boss once you fight enough people
then you revive as the class you were playing but with zero points
How do i play this multiplayer
thats the neat part, you dont
you cant play mp
for now
add 1v1s against real people steam friends
its in the game
Washing my early period gambeson for the first time since I got it, wish me luck. ( It's second hand and it was long since it had been clean even when I bought it).
leave
Meow
Thought this was real until i looked at the health bar
They have already talked about this. Making a physics based game is already very hard and adding multiplayer would make it far more difficult
when choosing the level of violence, I just can't click anything, maybe someone knows what to do?
Any way to make em more difficulty
Delete and reinstall game
I've already done this twice, it still doesn't work
chello hat
what does arrow time do?
helps you surrender without bleeding out
i find it useful because it makes me feel cool doing stuff in slow motion
yuh
could you try describing that in more detail?
oh nvm i can't answer this question
i'm bad at the game
wait till i complete it and then i'll tell you how
Like knight vs commoner?
U have sometiing covering the buttons. Force close any other program
no the physics simulation actually runs on adoble flash it's all browser based
its a joke
turn blood low/off
its what makes me lag a ton
gore i can max out and be fine but blood crashes my game
l;ower resolution
Its UE5 what would you expect
It does
Its just that my i9 13900k, 32gb ddr5 and 4070 struggles after i mash the shit out of the willies
I have same specs but i hav a 4090
its 4 am
i gotta stay up
Ew, sleep
i got a 7 hour drive tomorrow night so im falling asleep late to wake up at like 7 pm
Lmao
i am and im very offended
real
what is this
I aināt even know
no
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1358534892308136137 upvote or iāll chop off your willie
what were you writing
how do they support the new ideologies
did you know that america used shotguns and it made the kaiser MAD
bayonet charge in half sword when
are you okay š
how
say something about the jews next @gloomy crest
š£ļø
what the hell is going on
this is such surface level stuff
fr
what a weird way to spend time

AHAHHAH xd i didnt know you could break characters neck in menu and go to abyss
lol racism gatekeeping
hes reddit racist
it's so performative too
yeah
like we get it bro, you had an identity crisis
he doesn't need to impress anyone
poor kid. got pipelined
youre not one of us
no one is you, except everyone
how much do you bench
fool. your third eye is glued shut
yeah
do 10 pull ups
ROTC right there
yeah and my dad owns microsoft
lol who's talking about that
basemant
lmao
^hes not basementpilled
basemant*
really ngmi
fakecel
wretched
š
bruh my blind ahh with glasses thought it was chica/freddy but then i squinted and it look normal person
thats the ghost of kiev buddy show some respect
idk who that is nor do i care ig
das crazy I wonder why
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
i feel bad. npc crying when i cut off his arm. do i finish him or spare him
when you ACTUALLY wake up let me know @gloomy crest
DMT
where do i see pics of game i made
ive been awake buddy
oof.
yeah, leave the beginner racism for twitter
how you send? for me it not allow to send
btw why is there even a resoulation cuz game still look pixely
oyu gotta be level 2+
picture?
yea
so i need play game 3 times to send pic?
no you need to be active in this chat bruh
ohh i thought game level
guys how do i block a side attack from 1 handed weapon with 1 handed weapon.
banned moment
š no way hes being fr
just move your weapon in the direction the attack is coming from?
id rather have skill issue then your issue
ohhhh burn
he got banned
whats my issue little scp man
lol
bro tryna start beef over nothing
which mod was it
d/woosh
i cant do r/ so its discord/
said like a true brit
sending skill issues to qeustion?
what did i miss
how to beat tier 7 boss
you cant hold sword verticly to left
swing weapon
metal gear be the most random game ever
i love the part where they realise your an intruder by grabbing your dick
bruh what?
ty for letting me know what game this is
no that actually happens
wait which metal gear
4
solid?
yes
kk
is this game coming to vr/wii?
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/sugarmowntain
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sugarmowntain
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MGS: PW soldier quotes source: https://tinyurl.com/28c7p7xp
Hideo Kojima commentary source: http://www.tentenpro.com/muni_shinobu/mgs3/commentary.html
i have metal gear 5
Same. I just found the pupper
nah im joking i dont have.
microwaves are fucking magic
heats food
rejects evil materials violently
makes funny sounds
magik
yea like i put mine in with some uranium and it exploded out weird green gas and i woke up in a hospital
magik
i am not. me no have friends
I feel like Pablo Escobar was Hideo Kojimas personal dealer
rather have no friends then you as friend
that is the most self-aware action ive seen in my life
i love wen my internet is so fucking shit that i see everything 40 seconds later
god that show fucking sucked
thanks for letting me know
stay hydrated
there we go
took forver to find that gif

3
2
1.5
Bruh look above you
i see a ceiling
this snot rag was my fav character tbh
i love glep
The message above yours
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PRETEND it says PLEASE STOP WITH THE MURDER DRONE GIFS
what about it
i dont understand
I said the thing you can stop the countdown now
no
murder drones reaction gifs have this very specific vibe to them that i just can't stand
Itās the mixture of edge and silly
they're very "14 year old girl on tiktok"
give these damn kids like neopets or something get them off tiktok
bro how the hell do I cheese the knight boss, that guy is the epitome of annoying
is he the guy without the helmet
what happened on the right..
no
Long stick, keep your distance then snipe the head
Prom dress
@unreal bay Have you given the gun more consideration??
he's the blood guy he can't add a gun
He has connections
You gotta embrace being cringe. It is a show who knows it audience and doesnāt try to be for everyone
i love my spiky blood
@wind geode ping from another channel to frustrate you
I TOLD YOU MAN GET OFF ME I DONT HAVE YOUR WILLDRUGS RIGHT NOW
*eating āØ š„° š
hello women
nuh uh
just feels like it's doing too much. trying too hard
The show or the gifs?
PLEASE STOP DOING THIS ITS ANNOYING NOW
it gets to a point
How many episodes did you watch?
Ok I normally hate AI images but this funny as fuck lol
come to think of it i can't remeber watching it at all but i swear i watched part of it
Chat what is this I keep seeing it
Yes. Although they where still honing in the writing in the first 2 episodes
A show called murder drones
Is it about murdering drones or murderful drones
I wonāt spoil but yeah pretty much
drone work killer drone come down kill worker drone workor drone main character make friend with some kill drone and idk rest
n is a chill guy
So both. Is it on Netflix? Kinda looks like a Netflix show.
There are 8 20 min episodes so I recommend just watching it
Itās on YouTube. And the later episodes put Netflix animation to shame
Okay. Thank you my glorious king Dave the dude šššš
Do it or I will become your mother
then can you make me a grilled chees
yep
Silence. Now clean your room and also Iām disowning you
that's it
a 1 second motherhood
I canāt really say much more then that without spoiling. Also it embraces being cringe and edgy. But it doesnāt have an excessive amount of swearing
Also all of humanity is dead
what about that astronaut girl thing
Glitch studios made it yes. Although it was directed and written and designed by Liam Vickers
I <3 Willogus
why quote bot isn't pingin
do not
I am minor </3
oh hi were you already here
The dude who made murder drones, internecion cube and Cliffside.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I donāt expect to be forgiven. Iām simply here to apologize
yuh
I forgive you
Hm
Not really on the scale
Although be prepared to cringe at times
everyones on the scale. you either got hair or you don't
Minus Baldness
lushus locks?
how much hours do you have in half sword
nonononononoononononononononononononononononononononnoononononomononnoononomomnonlmonkdcikskcijajcckqnciacmnajxkaxnak
The Willogus Curse
Not a lot because the playtest is gone now
what abt playtest
you suck
You too
thank you
i'll just mark you down as strange
I think I had about 400
not a lot
nah
Peak mentioned
People are bad and silly and eat bones
Worst of all is that they get upvoted

You've earned my upvote
half sword is bad add firearms
This is the only thing I could find that isn't older than 7 years
i wanna shoot the willie and win every time
And it's still from 2021
and make it so only i can use weapons no other players can bc im john ultrakill
ITS FINALLY HERE
The geetar. The neener neener
Harley Benton, everyone. Ill stand by them till the day I die.
The nananana booboo
The pee pee poo poo
The weewoo
The power of the babe
The balls
The sack
People donāt like a challenge in a hardcore game I guess
The only boss I'd describe as annoying is the commoner boss
That one feels a bit too much like rng
no scythe boss is
i agree
Scythe boss is the easiest
Just run at him with a pitchfork
guys what is the best FOV?
Quake pro
You can run at him with anythinf
You can but pitchfork is the best because of the range
Peobably
You can almost outreach him
Aha
Remember the top of the scythe is blunt
ok so every boss that you can cheese is easy
Game crashed right as I got baron and reset me, beautiful
Yes
then they should buff every boss instead
because otherwise its not a challenge
add dragonslayer
They should add Nancy pelosi as a boss
Polearms might need a nerf
Commoner boss should have a longsword instead of a greatsword to make it less luck based
ак
Go to free mode, it should be unlocked there.
I need to earn it or I am nothing more than a peasent in armour
Fuck astrobot. Sackboy on top.
Did you kill the baron?
i wish little big planet released for pc
The issue I see is the ai currently has no idea how to deal with the player having a range advantage
Yes then my game crashed
i'm so desperate to play lbp 1 and 2
Once he is dead you unlock him, and the progress is reset.
When I tried to play as baron, now I restarted but crash before I get there lol
they were so. fucking. peak.
You get to play as him in free mode.
what does that have to do with commoner boss having a range advantage though
What's lbp
There was a baron mode I saw right before crashed
little big planet
Is it fun
Check the free mode.
YES KING OMFG I WOULD KILL FOR SACKBOY I ā¤ļø SACKBOY #1 SACKBOY FAN
Nothing I'm talking about how you can cheese the early tiers with polearms
gggAH little big planet was fucking good
Little big planet 2 was the best game sequel ever made
I think there's a lbp3 but idk
there was, yeah
I have GOT to play sackboy adventures
yes but at the same time you say that commoner boss having greatsword makes it luck based
thinking about how i'm never gonna be able to play any of the little big planet games again makes me lose faith in the future of humanity
he gonna need the brainrot surgery now
The problem with him is that if you parry it you don't have enough room to wind up to get through his gambeson
catch his sword with the cross of a longsword then stab
And if you try to attack with enough power to get through it you WILL be hit 90% of the time
I've found that to be pretty unreliable in actuality piercing his gambeson
well i mean it is a challenge, theres not much you can challenge person with other than being bigger and have longer weapon
Now come back its time to fight the french
stamina regen foe life
I wish we could choose faction in free mode
i cut his clothes off
your cheapest shotgun and 1 shell please
oh man
Your left arm is the strongest weapon in halfsword
Yes!!
aint it just
why
cpu based?
is it better?
do they not
you too brutus?
Cpu based physics are usually more demanding than gpu physx
But idk I'm not an expert on these topics
Free my boy he dindu nuthin wrong
5
6
2
Uh no dude heās fricking racist
other than less damage taken
which faction has the best buffs?
how do i put things in my inventory again
hold q or e
thanky ou
i was fighting the final boss and took the lightest glance against my elbow and my entire circulatory system fucking collapsed, apparently
idk if that's a bug or not
faster dodging
Do you have a video?
no, i wasn't recording
honestly? stam regen. you just get to do stuff more often more easily.
why do i keep losing when touch fence even if im alive and can walk
I think that if a part of you goes outside the fence it counts as you losing.
Since you leave the designated duel area.
Why does willie look terrifying in this shot
no i mean like i run into the fence, like i should fall down and like fall asleep (my english is bad so i don't know the word that is like when u hit smth with head and go sleep), but i don't, i can still walk but still lose
Unconscious?
ye
And your English is quite good.
thx 
the peasant boss is more dangerous in the main game ngl
fucking MWB literally 1984
Elajjaz is going to stream Half Sword.
who the fuck is that
A rather big streamer.
even caseoh has streamed this game
Yes, but I like Elajjaz.
i think they should add Saber/Sabre, but i mean like REALLY curved knifes. Or the Rapier (ik it was not in the 15th, but in the 16th sooooo idk)
The next horde is coming
its so over
Well, the target audience is not like CaseOh's.
There might be some new freaks though.
ottoman sabres in half sword when?!??!?!
Hell yea
Maybe
How does one even unsheathe this?
I just lightly bit my tongue on accident
You're going to bleed out
Jambiya would go hard too
Hold g to give up
That's not how it works I don't think
did anyone watch ishura

right, i though there was one
Perfect
Nice head
How good is this shot
lame
what about this
lame
šæ
youre just holding a severed hand
ip grabber
ip grabber
why is it not embed
.bin
This?
Virus, do not download
Needs color corrected, feels unseasoned and dull. Beyond that thereās a lot of dead space to the left. Otherwise itās a solid angle with a lot of potential :)
theyre kissing š„°
I have no idea how to use photography mode š
why is it a photo
throwing a person
I like photography :)
chicken jock ey
How do you do allat bruh
I just kinda play with the camera until it looks kind of neat
Doesnt do shit for me
Is there a way to edit the photo after I am done taking it and cant go back?
I cant replicate this shot
im new to half sword but i have noticed that i sometimes cant get up
at one point it took 10 minutes for him to get up and i died'
Its a pain to get up or fight when you fall down
Bwehhhh
is there a button or do you need to wait
when your on you back, hold w
ok
I usually just hold shift W and he gets up fairly easily



