#general-catfish-π±π
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the armour
sigma
don't start again
thought my wife texted me
the final boss shoulda been the JOKER.
its society time
Yes they're just locked to fists and beggars
Oh my god is that thomas shelby sigma?? Peaky blinders sigma??
No the willie factory closed in 2023 now we got the abyss
Guys since everyone is mad over 0.5 the devs should make the game like bloody bastards
everyone will be happy
Shit ton of levels with bosses every 10 levels
Different factions (countries) to fight in
You'd have to buy the weapons with money you receive from fights
(Different weapons for different countries)
But devs wont do that because it's a lot of work
Now talking seriously why do people hate 0.5
the physics are worse than ever
Elaborate please
abyss is lagging more than in the old demo
It's always been like that
0.3, pt, 0.5
You just didnt notice in the pt because it didnt have an abyss mode
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This is somewhere on par with Swedish gangster rap
blubloobyblagon
this works very well
this boss is really easy if you just unarm him and steal his weapon since it's just an upgraded spiked spear
or you could just get the spiked spear
How to get that golden armour knight guy?
Final challenge completion
But it's buggy right now, so you'll have to turn down the gore settings to do it.
Facts
The Abyss lag is getting fixed soon.
is the top "king" looking tier achievable in progression mode?
oh i didnt read literally 2 messages above me
lmao
was Hero O'Brien in the minecraft movie
someone tell me they plan on making the commoner boss weaker
legit feels like you get to him and automatically lose
i beat him once and he was stronger than the next 2 bosses lmao
Use the pitchfork from peasant tier. You can use lower tiers to get more points and different weapons. I only found out yesterday lol 
Commoner boss is evil as fuck tho
i only found out right now wtf?
Nope. Just Jack Crack [or some kinda drug, dude was red the entire movie] and Mamoa eagerly playing a punchinbag
you can unlock weapons???
No you can just use the lower tier weapons in higher tiers. I worded bad 
ive realised he essentially has a lightsaber, if you so much as brush off his sword you get chopped in half
wait how?
I managed to disarm him and use his sword. It's heavy as fuck yet he can use it 1 handed
Kerfus
like i want the boss fights to feel more challenging and significant but that boss is straight up anti-fun
WOKE MIND VIRUS IS REAL
If you have a lower tier selected and then press play, you will be fighting enemies from the highest tier you have unlocked. Doing this you can use the pitchfork against commoner boss to make it alot easier
It's just a cat πΊ
And it works... i'm buying the whole stock
had noo idea
so lets say i get 45 fps now how much will i get after the fix
THEY TURNED KERFUΕ INTO CHIPS NOOOO
Which polish taste is it?
(something about the story your uncle sent you on facebook about the student that shit in a litterbox thats painfully fake)
44
ham and cheese
I don't use Facebook
wrong reply fuck yeah
Yum
Get it with tymbark ez
zimbabweans be like 109994858888299 sextillion zimbabwe dollars
Fun fact: Up to 2.2lbs of cocaine is lost every year due to the sweat contained on strippers bootys and that being an optimal place to do such
how do we get to level 3
I played on dx11 med settings demo. Went from 30 fps to 100 ish. But more fps on high and ultra
im a veteran of this server even though i dont talk as often
Stuck with the rest
You gotta talk
is it like mee6 where you just talk
I was falsely banned from this server for a whole ass year once
oh alright
im still permanently banned from a server falsely but oh boy

who do I send this to
this chat works
Thanks
Watch yeet and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
yeet
why tf isnt medal trimming my shit when i crop it
You aren't premium

I think the axe is op
I also think the woodcutting axe is a bit too sharp now
I liked when it was dull, gave it more charm
I remember it being rubber
rubber...
Rubber
wooden shovel is op
Nah, chandelier
wooden paddle clears both
i like SIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Candela holder
it burns like a motha when i pee shoulda used a rubber
So fake. Why hate Willie. He the GOAT
How can he hate
lock him in the pillory
too handsome
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Man I haven't left the house in like three fucking months
Wheres the meat?
Allegedly within the sauce
Meat sause
Is homemade sauce?
No
Add meat
Walmart sauce
Don't feel like it
Psychopath
I can fully respect that, but this is a demand
π«
For the greater good
Looks alright.
Honestly...
I think I prefer butter and salt to this sauce. It's not bad, just not my kind of thing to pair with macaroni.
Disgusting
Peak
Holy shit it's 4:30 am for me
Youre le fuuked
Buttered noodles fuck hard ngl
Sleep well
Frrrr
Oh, ye of little faith (I'm probably gonna pass out as soon as I hit the pillow but I've got to be up at 10 so I can try to fix my schedule
I woke up and my sore throat is even worse.
I'll certainly try
can anyone make something into a gif for me
no
i meant anyone cool
Yes
Why are you asking for Yiff?
oblivion or morrowind chat
Morrowind.
Skyrim
arena
i never played morrowind soooo
Is Willie possessed
was hoping to make this into a gif if possible https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2p0pvq4bBx3-0i9g?invite=cr-MSxDcmgsMjAxMzQ4MTMy
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Draggin Balls Evolution
Morrow for mechanics Oblivion for gameplay
Always
Twat.
Straight Grunking his shit
Frrr
missing out on rolling dice with each hit
i played fallout 1 dw
is this not playing on yer end chat?
Can I get immunity from brainrot ban
freezing on my end in discord but not medal for some reason
Skibidi toilet
I love shit like this
They always could've googled the answer...
and they say philosophers dont exist anymore
FALSE AND FAKE
what the hell dont say that
1984
hey im not the one who is saying slurs
First we mine, then we craft! Minecraft!
guys my tooth is fucked up
and would that have been as entertaining for us?
its bleeding and shit
Who is saying slurs?
that's not normal
Idk!!!
Certainly not me
yeah and it hurts to breathe and drink water
its like really sensitive
l4d fan based
This is me btw
And my throat is very sore,
I think you have liΕΌmΔ
Yes.
Always send the cat
hold up lemme crop the feet
No no no
You said wife.
the drug dealer simulator developers are smoking crack
this is probably the worst possible thing to say in a discord server
Why aren't they selling the crack instead
oh wait that does look bad out of context π
fuck π

Perfect setup to spread misinformation on the internet
LOOK AT THE PRONOUNS IT SAYS IM 16
the worst thing is the game itself is simulator slop
Bruhhh
to jail with thee
You did mislead us by saying she is your wife.
thats something people say buddy
Wife at 16

i wish π€€
Is that a thing people say?
idfk
YES
Ewww
bros bringing in the expert
Making me uncomfortable lmao
the crystal skull
This is a classic
it's not uncommon for people to call their GFs "wife" or BF's "hubby" and stuff like that.
see????
holy
Well, goddamn.
I need some goddamn honey for my throat.
Use motor oil
It's horrid.
that sounds like an innuendo but i cant figure out a way it would be one
I have been talking about my sore throat.
@dim lion I accidentally made the gif 177mbs one second lmaoo
i just came back
LOL
also in morrowind do they have the dark brotherhood
my favorite guild
Yes, but you can't join since they want to kill you.
what the freak
Is there a place to donate
King
can i still take their shit
yea
To support the game
Yes.
awesome
Not at the momentβ make sure to buy Early Access when it comes out later this year! Thank you for your support 
i can just rp as one of them...
They have a chance to spawn when you sleep or wait in the open
π
Aw man alright will do
can you like regain your rank in the abyss after you die or something in the gauntlet mode?
i played the skyrim dark brotherhood so much i remembered the chant that the kid says in windhelm word for word
Also it's hilarious that shopkeeps autoequip the armor that you sell to them
Use the Morrowind code patch.
A wha now
someone hasnt watched invincible
Imagine watching cartoons.
have a bad birthday
i hope your sore throat gets worse
Is this what you seek? I can make edit
My birthday has already passed and it was quite nice.
Are you close to your girlfriend's cat?
I wish to see it from the front.
i played that game
Do you have any pictures of your cat's face?
i have pictures of MY cats
Well, send them.
Weird looking dog
golden
true
bless up king
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i have killed a man with me noggin
and now i go bed
wtf is this website
?
medal?
Medal dot tee vee
never seen this website in my life
ima go to bed too
Meow
heat
Peak
let meow be hence unharmed
fire
Water
_ _
@karmic nexus
chair
I made this too.
Does he only fight wacky villains and not dictators?
SourKraut my pooks
just reminded me to jelq before bed
what exactly do you think invincible is about
I also made this.
Superheroes fighting wacky villains.
And some sort of Ubermensch Viltrumite.
Correct
remember that one CRAZY fight invincible had with the elephant!!!
he hit him with a pool noodle!
it was so WACKY
I hate this shit
guh
Now this is wacky
Smigma made it...
remember this wacky scene????
it was so silly!!!
Of course he did
You know what?
Server aviator
epic
Never disrespect me.
guys i think smigmadoot is a furry
You already are kawaii.
drew them eyes weay too good
yeah ur right
I didn't draw anything.
surre
thats waht they all say
PNG.
dont worry ur secrets safe with me
i love these gifs
what they called
No idea, but the girl is from Fear & Hunger, I love Fear & Hunger.
Feet and Hunger
I'm up to my 17th gauntlet win now
i wonder when cannibalism is gonna get legalized
Tomorrow
Give it 50 years
like its bound to happen right
When I become president.
Probably
god forbid we have the oblivion god become president
Morrowind.
saaaame plane of existence
if you looked at it from space, i basically got the name right
speaking of old games that are probably better than the sequels, daggerfall mods are looking pretty cool lately
The quest design of Daggerfall is horrid from what I have seen.
yes, but the foundation its got set is pretty neat
youve seen how huge that game's world is right
Yes.
But it's full of nothing.
sure its very low tech but is pretty big
as are all the games in the series, if you wanna boil down semantics
Have you heard about Tamriel Rebuilt?
There is a huge difference when there are real life miles of empty stuff.
i have, that mod team still working on that?
Yes.
thats neat, i hope they get to finish the mod
I don't know if this is still accurate.
and yeah, ur right when it comes to the emptiness bit, however id say the modding community of daggerfall probably addresses that issue in ways
yeah fist fighting is p easy now
How many chat messages till level 3
350
thats a good question
Unlucky
then have a conversation with people about your most favorite memes
then time will pass and boom, permissions given
I like the meme where the guy fired his laser
too many kids dont know that meme
theyve all forgotten the daily dose
no more asdf movie or stick figures on crack
Sad.
very
I couldn't get past the first skeleton in daggerfall
Bawls
Do yall hate the abyss aspect or is it just me ?
just play free mode then
How?
I just tried kicking a box open in the abyss and a pitchfork went through my foot
i do not like the update, somehow it runs worse, abyss barely runs at all and physics took a solid nosedive to shitter town, good thing i did not delete the playtest lol, i guess ill see yall when all this gets ironed out
i dont get everyone saying oh its so different/ worse running
arf arf
the only gameplay difference ive noticed is axes are really good at dismembering now
and the game runs better now in low mode than playtest was in low mode
so when will we be able to change clothing items/colors and weapons without randomizing
arf arf

Meow
What do you think about Baldur's Gate 3? It seems interesting but the armour and such just keeps me away.
The armour is way too ornamental.
And way too flat.
halfcord
Will DIE
Speaking privileges will be forcefully revoked
spears still op
432 more sacrifices until full sword releases
sounds like hitler speaking french
big ole red ones
what was even the point of putting barbed wire on a bat
tears up the MEAT
Uh
Yes?
What do you mean ornamental
Like the only thing from experiencing BG3 is armor?
They have a bunch of unnecessary fluting and golden parts.
No, but it is a thing that really annoys me.
I need fantasy games that have modelers and art directors who actually study history.
bro. it's a fucking dnd game
I am speaking in general, but the armour is just badly designed.
fuck you.
FIVE THOUSAND TRINKETS
Have you played Baldur's Gate 3?
played like 25 hours of it. think i'm in early act 2. then lowkey forgot about it cus my brain has been ruined by habitual use of dynamit tnt
did not hit gng that hard π π₯
Folded
i cant tell if gta5 is fun or not
It isnβt. You cannot grab another Willie but other Willieβs can grab you
i have wasted about a thousand hours of my life playing gta online i can tell you its very grindy
otherwise gta 5 single player is true peak
I am very bored and all other chats are dead. What are we talking about
grand theft auto
Most sane Japanese game
Can It buy a full set of properly made Milanese armor?
i drive
no, it cant
can i look at you like this
Omg itβs the silly head
half sword 1.0
yakuza 0 underrated
You cat legion sons a guns
Blob
why he melting!!!
Welcome to pretty much no videogame ever.
Well, to rephrase, I want.
-fantasy games
-historically accurate
these two are not meant to go together
Alot of the dark souls armour is alright for an over the top fantasy game I suppose.
You can have fantasy with armour that makes sense.
when did they add breaking bones
Using history to make armour that is functional and aesthetically pleasing.
Plus it would make the game much more unique.
why wouldnt they
wrong reply @unkempt zodiac why wouldnt they
ay ay yall anyone get me schedule 1 fr fr its 10dolla onlyππππ
steam rip just crack it
do NOT talk about piracy
as i see it, they're generally opposites of each other, fantasy games are typically meant to be exaggerated worlds with weapons, creatures, and locations that are not possible in our world but still take inspiration from it. historically accurate games however are usually involve grounded and "realistic" worlds taking full inspiration from, well, history
but yeah i understand wanting armour in fantasy games that makes functional sense
No.
Plus the clothing production and such.
why
dude i got a good pc last time i downloaded crack games my pc was literally turned from running games 60-90fps after downloading the cracked games it cant run youtube normallyπ
It's illegal.
its safe ik a friend told me
sent to the crypto mines
Lol
Just because a world is fantasy doesn't mean it can't be believable. Dragons are believable in a fantasy world where dragons exist, armour that looks like it weighs 6 tonnes and doesn't let you sit down is never believable.
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ππ like i swear it couldnt even open youtube
i see magical world as ours except they have some kind of magic, different races are just overexaggerated biomes and funny evolution stuff
i think you can easily add historically accurate armor and weapons because, well, humans still fight physically the same way, they could add some stuff for weapons, armor and shield to counter magic but thats about it
fr yall buy me it ππππππππππππππππππ
maybe more weapons would be invented to counter other races
no man
No
It doesn't even need to be historically accurate, it just needs to make sense. π
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different sides of the same coin pretty much lmao
i told u what to do if u want it that bad
You can have made up armour that would physically make sense.
but then theres a reason they didnt invent it
its not gonna harm nun n if u think abt its just 10 dolla
my favorite part about grand theft auto is punching people, both male and women, with full charge and force
false...
π
but dont talk about piracy either way
1dollar is 50 in my countryππ
Different places have different styles, you can make up your own style for your fantasy
u dont know
Hi
big nono for discord
what makes u say this
PIRATE NINTENDO GAMES
okay ill shut up
Half sword SUCKS !!! im switching to hand and a half sword
why not
wtf is that
Sent to the abyss.
discord tos says nuhuh
a bastard sword
half sword sucks im playing quarter sword rn
welp discord aint watcing us yk
eh sure π€·
Who up halfing they sword demo
am playing full sword
Yo I wouldnβt fuck with Japanese lawyers
β
pirating the free half sword demo
yes it cost a lot of money
Piracy talk is against the server rules.
oh server rules?
okay i get it
how you be first person
bruh π
If you want to discuss it you should take it to the DMs.
press v I think
V
Damn π
Crikey
oh first person finna be fun af
is that real
the sound and the brief freeze frame isnt
smh
Dying Light 2 cutscenes in a nutshell.
(WHY DOES AIDEN GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE SO MUXH π)
idk what that means i havent played any dying light
all i know is that the 2nd one sucks
Shoved backwards before every single fight
Not really, I loved it
Second hand opinion.
I avoid those as much as possible.
Rarely are they are ever right.
call it that i guess lol
i just know people who prefer the first over the 2nd
I prefer the first game over the second, doesn't mean the second is bad lol.
Oh yeah that makes sense, but the 2nd one isn't bad at all.
It's still an amazing game.
erm ctrl + r refreshes discord actually
Disappointment
die
those who nose
Kindly perish at the earliest convenience.
i fought the abyss boss with a hammer predict what happend
erish
in first person
last day of school tomorrow and 3 homeworks, 1 project, and 2 notes missing!!! woohoo!!!!
the least blind discord user
last day of school in april is crazy
when i was still in hs it was in may or june at the latest
L rules
Beat to death?
ok mr jack cough
ok
worst than that
Ai meme
Are you sure
yes
i found bug
this shit so ass
we started in like august or september
Eat it
Coward
same in my region and for many others
yes flies be so yummy
yo want to e date?
Die
John Halfsword at it again
Found it on yt
jack black saved it lol
Chicken jockey
no
yes
they try to tell you about stuff about minecraft that most already know about
idek any of the actors except jack black and a few cameos
keyword most
yeah the latter is toddlers and their parents
I LOVE the new broken bones, its so much fun to use blunt weapons now holy shit this is like crack
example
the old demo's bones were so satisfying to break
haven't seen it during the playtest so its new
NOOO I JUST DIED AS A KNIGHT ggs no way im getting out of the abyss
i was so close to getting the baron
just alt f4 atp
what are you talking about just lock in
ill just... set my player damage to 0
ill cut myself some slack considering that i play on max player damage
pro move
pussy
3 rapid fire replies is insane
7/10 rage bait
weak
DAWG i am gonna cut myself some slack i play on max player damage
main menu character is REAL
and im not even that good my only skill is good precision
no you don't
ermmm yes i do
no you don't
skill issue
can yall rate this finish
a neat part of the update is enemies can give up if they see you brutally murder someone else
fine ill do the abyss on max damage
Im messing around with the loadout selector and breaking arms and legs with the T8 Mace is so funny. Like you can see their limbs go limp and being held together by the clothes and its really messed up if you get their thigh. Their entire leg just gives in, looks like a genuine broken tibia. hope they eventually add open fractures
no, they surrender if you have a weapon in spoilage and they dont
0/10 wouldn't get my skull bashed in by you again.
Hurt a ton
i'd surrender too lmao
wrong
vid related to reply
WRONG!!!
.
nvm i beat it
on 0 player damage and max npc damage*
Abyss does nothing you donβt get you progress back I already beat the abyss like 4 times. Boring ahh place
what happened to mr positive
gone, this guy ate him
u do?
I didnβt get my progress back I made it all the way up to baron tier
And sent me back to menu with no progress
woooomp womp womp
you get it if the game itself sends u to it
that so gay bruhβ¦
oh yeah the abyss is a punishment it is not a reward, you're meant to suffer in it
if you kill ur willie or press the abyss button u dont get shi
the only reward is revival
exactly
Well I die in lower gauntlet tier. Get sent to the abyss and I survive and I get nothing out of it
dont you get revived?
you have to beat the boss of the previous tier
Idk if itβs a bug but no
restart your game
i think its u
Well I donβt really care atp I already have the baron

you have to kill every single previous boss in order to be revived
I donβt like my character getting sent to the abyss lemme restart my progress fr and work me way up
then just exit to menu
not anymore
wait reaaly
you only have to kill the boss of the previous tier
ohh
but the regular enemies go up every tier as you walk around
yeah thats harder bro
theres alot more enemies yeah
and its harder to predict when they'll come unlike in the old demo
you have a pitchfork and against 4 armored dudes
the abyss was never easy tbh
the old demo was stupid easy since they came in set groups and numbers too
press g to insult them they often times insult you back
i struggled so much on the jester and the grim reaper dude from the old abyss
you don't even have to fight them, you can just run in one direction and start the bossfight while ignoring all fodder enemies
my fps:
dude its just 5 secs
5 seconds too long
tiktok attention span
so true
n what
i wouldn't try to bypass automod in terms of racial slurs my guy
oh shit i was talking in general not in the fucking half sword chat
i feel incedibly stupid
by n i mean and buddy
copying the gif link:
fuck you mean
whatever floats your boat
just say "and" it's not that hard
R
2 more letters isn't a lot
its shorter
ok lazy bones
when did they change this sticker's name
Goober
They ruined him...
R?
R
Why r
RU Sure?
who summoned you
wtf does that mean
Threw a Willie into orbit.
Two people who were saying restarted to get around automod.
i did not even notice that i misspelled incredibly
Yeah thatβs why I checked lol
the embarassment its, its too much
im gonna fucking explode
Yeah, that's my facecam
I'm sorry to hear that
yeah that explosion hurt alot
Are you sure?
7/10
are you okay man you seem to be fucking losing it
tseT eynaK
Are you sure?
5 Willies / 5 Willies
work in 2 hours
Ooopsies wrong server
you can image willies tummy now
I don't think you should be allowed to speak anymore
Anyone from Georgia? π¬πͺ
I've been gone awhile what've I missed
New demo
I know that I meant what in the server
playtest gone
Speedrun channel
Thats actually kind of neat
Yes
shut up gayeo you suck at tf2
when the game will be released?
Who tf is gayeo?
@lunar stream
how
I can read by idk what gayeo is supposed to even mean
Not necessarily?
its not?
get a load of this guy
and even if somebody said the word that u are thinking of that doesnt make the server homophobic stupi
i see
I'd he stuid?!
Spooky
finally unlocked baron/king
Yayyyy
How can i be gay my btch is homophobic!!!!!!
goober
wat
Socrates quote btw
I'm sorry to hear that
Thanks bud
TYPE SHIIITE
You want me to get a "j*b" and "sh*wer"??? Bsfr ts pmo π₯π₯π₯
yo @lean gyro
is it just my pc or does abyss run like shit
This happened, I was gurt
do you believe that spamma exists
gurt the fuk out
This happened, I was spamma
are you gurt or spamma now
Gurt: yo
I'm spamming my gurt rn
so kweammmyyy
vro u corny asf π
cool
but its kweammy uwu
sososososososososo kweammy pie
iPhone user spotted 
It's a guy who's really tired with red under his eyes
Think 80 hour week desk job
just screenshot it bro
Ugghhh
i bet there was no emoji
Or desktop 
Good point, good point
goofy
Wait so why do we have a mantic and a mantussy
we have mantits too
There is so much more
We have manshits too
Pls dont post house doing that 
I keep seeing clips and I've probably watched half of the show already
and manticmantitsmantussyussy
the fuck is the point of having image perms if im the only one who gets my images deleted π
dont post silly things :)
Guys I saw the Minecraft movie
it was dr house bro ππ
Its so peak
fr
There we're grown ass men yelling "chicken jockey"
The children were the quitest ππππ
why does my game keep crashing?
Jack Black carried the whole movie
The theater erupted Into applause several times

There's no way they let this know tv ππ‘
This is fake I refuse to click
It's not I'm dumb
this is not fake i downloaded the message when it was spoilered so i cant post it without a spoiler now
i feel targeted
i will never understand why discord does that
I can't believe they said "tighten up" and "let my hips guide you"
We have channels for other languages 
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