general-catfish-🐱🐟

[limpid prawn]

sword has even worse range

[barren bone]

im gonna crashout

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[barren bone]

i keep crashing when im doing good in the challenge...

[cinder thunder]

this response was not tuff ngl

[scarlet creek]

But almost the whole thing is sharp

[pearl coral]

neither is pinging somebody over a donky kong meme

[stone anvil]

your humor needs to be studied because this isn’t funny

[regal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthwashing-swansea-mouthwashing-swansea-swansea-shaker-shake-gif-5405648533770216501

[regal karma]

your mother studies my testicles

[pearl coral]

calm downnnnnn

[stone anvil]

😐

[stone anvil]

sir i am calm don’t worry

[scarlet creek]

Mother jokes in 2025

[gloomy urchin]

we will make sure to use trollfaces so that our humor is not weird compared to tiktok brainrot

[pearl coral]

they are timed out

respond to neither of them

or you're ALSO getting timed out..

[gloomy urchin]

kril issue

[pearl coral]

big party over in the corner..

[gloomy urchin]

sammy how do u counter scythe

[limpid prawn]

i found a short spear

i kinda wanna take it i like that spear

[pearl coral]

pitchfork into thihg

[gloomy urchin]

what if no pitchfork

[limpid prawn]

find pitchfork

[scarlet creek]

Who and what happened

[gloomy urchin]

nuhuh

[scarlet creek]

Short spear > long spear imo

[spark quartz]

sometimes it's really hard being dumb

[gloomy urchin]

i do not appreciate "just use spear vro!!" against everything

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-kong-baby-kong-godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-godzilla-x-kong-king-kong-gif-1690763095950201508

[pearl coral]

it is the least skillful therefore highest success rate

humanity's favorite weapon

[gloomy urchin]

literally every single boss

[gloomy urchin]

but what if i wanna something else

[pearl coral]

get good with something else

[barren bone]

i dont like spears

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[gloomy urchin]

how would i counrer scythe witb an axe or the other one

[barren bone]

like 90% of the time i cant hit shit when i actually try to thrust with it

watch someone say "skill issue"

[spark quartz]

OMG SHIZTON AKA SHIZZY AKA SHIZWIZ AKA SHIZTON WITH A SIDE OF INDONESIA HELLO

[gloomy urchin]

how would i get good if i get scythe boss once per run

[pearl coral]

practice against other enemies

[gloomy urchin]

which reminds me why #1357987417398706277 is a good suggestion

[scarlet creek]

Do you guys play abyss or gauntlet

[last whale]

Do you fw Gnaw Their Tongues

[pearl coral]

free mode

[wooden olive]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSnmLenMDHb-MiYquecnTo9pm60CfiBK1?si=eHN9pSMAivCR2tHH

[spark quartz]

if you play gauntlet you get to do both when you die

[pearl coral]

[spark quartz]

not really but i don't think i've heard a lot from them

[last whale]

Damn...

[limpid prawn]

I GOT A PLANCON AND JACK CHAINS IM SET

[gloomy urchin]

sir farmer tier is just rush and stab you cant do thst against a scythe

[spark quartz]

you can send me a song tho and i'll let you know

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but abyss mode is a remake of the whole 0.3 demo

[pearl coral]

my favorite is All the Dread Magnificence of Perversity

really peak

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5tgvdNSPtxQc6QUtWWKBsw?si=9ce42c879a334224

[spark quartz]

i sure am aware of that sebastian

[gloomy urchin]

why is this a bad design

[spark quartz]

yeah naw

[pearl coral]

billhook but way too big to be useful

[pearl coral]

LISTEN TO THE ONE I SAID

[gloomy urchin]

what if ur strong

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[pearl coral]

you are not

[spark quartz]

if it sounds anything like the one shizton sent i'll tell you right now i will not like it lmao

[gloomy urchin]

but what if u are

[spark quartz]

no offense shizton

[pearl coral]

describe it

my headphones are connected to my phone

[spark quartz]

sound

[gloomy urchin]

ok is it a bad design in a fictional world where orges are a thing

[pearl coral]

erm the genre is "noise"

[pearl coral]

yes i think so

just use a spear

[spark quartz]

your song sounds like subway car ambience

[golden ridge]

just get rid of the scythe part at that point

[gloomy urchin]

but no area control

[pearl coral]

then use greatsword

[gloomy urchin]

but easier to counter

[regal karma]

https://booru.vineshroom.net/_images/455e673af4e590be3c84324f0b1a1fc7/105424 - artist%3Achoogoo fren streamer%3Ajoel.gif

[pearl coral]

how

[last whale]

Crush

[gloomy urchin]

thhe bigger the weapon the easier it is to counter

[scarlet creek]

I think the horizontal blade makes slashing with the vertical blade worse

[pearl coral]

A HUGE DOUBLE SCYTHE IS BIGGER THAN A GREATSWORD

[golden ridge]

that scythe part will get stuck by their log they are wailing around and ud either lose ur wep or get dragged along

[gloomy urchin]

blade part is smaller

[pearl coral]

no its not

[gloomy urchin]

i can easily block longsword but scythe is a pain in the ass so is spear

[pearl coral]

greatswords were the area control weapon by the 1500s

are we still talking about ogre world or what

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[pearl coral]

greatsword

[gloomy urchin]

removing strength factor out of the way

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pandlrg-pandlr-zonegif-stantwitter-stan-twitter-gif-3343393934203947180

[limpid prawn]

and the t4 boss got me

[pearl coral]

greatsword

[gloomy urchin]

scythe can go around the shield
greatsword cant

[scarlet creek]

Use a polearm against him

[limpid prawn]

my timing was off by maybe half a second and the very very very tip of his little plancon spike nicked my shin and it instantly exploded 😔

[limpid prawn]

i was using a plancon

i just had a bad defense

[pearl coral]

people hardly used shields at that point

[gloomy urchin]

still

[pearl coral]

you just making things up to argue..

[scarlet creek]

Polehammer is the real goat of halfsword

[gloomy urchin]

point still stands how do u block a weapon that literally spins arounnd you and hits you in the back

[golden ridge]

just make ungabunga stick with pokey bit at end

[spark quartz]

shizzy check this out

https://youtu.be/cszTiEum6So?si=FZvM86vr5IqKMAcb

[pearl coral]

stepping into it

closing the distance will render it useless

also the horizontal profile makes it take longer to swing and also it is very telegraphed

[limpid prawn]

i am starting to get upset so im going to take a break and hang out with my cat

[spark quartz]

not if i steal them

[gloomy urchin]

ok then greatswords are better
but wouldnt spear be worse than scythe in that case

[pearl coral]

they're worse for stepping into distance against, that's why they're used mostly in formation fighting

[scarlet creek]

Because I dont think blades cut just by pushing

[pearl coral]

against an ogre you ought to use a greatsword methinks

or just like a glaive

[last whale]

I think you already recommended me Black Tongue and I didn't really like them

[gloomy urchin]

erm but u can stab with that scythe AND do horizontal swings

[spark quartz]

just check out this song trust

don't give up on it at the beginning because gawd dayum it gets good

i forget what song i sent you but i think you might like this one

[young sparrow]

skibidi

[pearl coral]

you can do that with a billhook

[limpid prawn]

dont

[pearl coral]

or a "guisarme"

[limpid prawn]

billhook is best hook

[spark quartz]

im gonna steal them and we're gonna get some ice cream

[limpid prawn]

bring me along

[gloomy urchin]

yuh but its easy to deflect

[spark quartz]

ok

[young sparrow]

test it then

[limpid prawn]

ty

[scarlet creek]

Guys fuck blades what about blunties

[gloomy urchin]

test what

[young sparrow]

that they are easy to deflect

[pearl coral]

how is that easier to deflect than like a 3 foot scythe blade

[young sparrow]

suit up get a mate and test it or are you an arm chair fences n such

[gloomy urchin]

the reason as why my ass cant deflect a normal scythe

[pearl coral]

bro we're talking about real life / ogreland here

[scarlet creek]

Skill issue imo

[gloomy urchin]

i doubt i could deflect a scythe irl either

[last whale]

Damn, between the 0:43 and 0:58 was hard as fuck for no reason

[spark quartz]

yeah that riff goes crazy

[pearl coral]

if you walk forward fast you definitely can

[spark quartz]

it happens later in the song too

[limpid prawn]

time for a new attempt

i have learned much i will get to boss 5 before i die this time im sure

[gloomy urchin]

then enemy just swings and keeps the space between us

[pearl coral]

REAL LIFE

[gloomy urchin]

yes in real life

[golden ridge]

but what about my body randomly imploding after the scythe blade comes in contact with my heel after he falls down?

[gloomy urchin]

half sword willie is too fucking stupid for that

[pearl coral]

run

at

[gloomy urchin]

does that work against a spear

[last whale]

I think I'm starting to like them

[gloomy urchin]

enemy can run as well either way

[pearl coral]

yes

i have done spear class

[limber flax]

i found a white version of my pfp

[spark quartz]

they go crazy

[gloomy urchin]

but unless youre fucking stupid you can keep the disatance and notice when enemy runs

[scarlet creek]

Does anyone else think half sword vr would be better than blade and sorcery

[gloomy urchin]

and then counterattack him

[pearl coral]

that's easy to say when you're in a t-shirt and jeans and sitting down and well hydrated

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/hJkPK34kkEE?si=NNlhWZ8QiZWVlW-r

this song is also really good by them if you want another one that's easily digestable

[gloomy urchin]

thats skill issue either way

[limber flax]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[gloomy urchin]

not even as an insult its genuinely is

[barren bone]

the motion sickness would go crazy

[pearl coral]

but it's not

[limber flax]

ngl first person halfsword fucking sucks

[pearl coral]

if you dont fight with spears you cant say "skill issue" to not reacting to something during a spear fight 💔

[barren bone]

theres no reason to do it unless as like a "realistic challenge"

and with helmets its even worse

[last whale]

I like this too

[limber flax]

it makes stabbing slightly easier i feel

[gloomy urchin]

why
lack of experience -> no reflex -> worse body language reading + physically tired = skill issue

[spark quartz]

what's crazy is the drummer also plays in infant annihilator

[last whale]

Holy shit

[pearl coral]

PHYSICALLY TIRED DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS TO YOU

[scarlet creek]

Helmets blocking your vision is unrealistic

[barren bone]

yeah i was gonna say that

[last whale]

@spark quartz Have you heard of Crawl?

[limpid prawn]

chat i got a billhook

[gloomy urchin]

i mean youre still mentally fine so you can read enemy

[limber flax]

i pulled it out but i immediently died

[limpid prawn]

no shirt tho

[spark quartz]

send me a song and i'll listen to it

[last whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4rw2zqXNtQqgQHs0eD9nTx?si=94a92f666dc94594

[frail geode]

Hey shiz

[last whale]

Hi

[trim chasm]

yall ever watched blue velvet

[frail geode]

you know testament?

[pearl coral]

also if they grab the spear

issue

[last whale]

Yeah

I don't listen to them much though

[gloomy urchin]

well thats equivalent of getting into spear range and then getting stabbed

[frail geode]

Have you seen dark roots of trash?

[limber flax]

i miss the big wooden shield

[pearl coral]

what ??

[last whale]

Not really

[spark quartz]

this is very atmospheric

i fw the ambience

[gloomy urchin]

is it not

[last whale]

Hell yeah

[pearl coral]

what are you saying

[scarlet creek]

Weren't those barrel lids

[frail geode]

https://youtu.be/SpCLM-ynho4?si=sf7eGukHs43cBfBz&t=258 check this first song, I think Testament are nasty riffers just like Exodus

[gloomy urchin]

spear guy didnt react to dude getting into his range -> dude punishes by grabbing spear
dude didnt react to spear guy getting into his range -> spear guy punishes by stabbing him

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/fLd2KIFi97k?si=1bZao_kIryRUKaAr

shizzy

[pearl coral]

yeah

[last whale]

Oh yeah, the riffs are really nasty

[pearl coral]

thats how fights work

[gloomy urchin]

so ewhat ru confused about

[pearl coral]

nothing anymore

you just explaining how fights work

[limpid prawn]

and my foot just like inverted on its ankle and i tripped

fucking beautiful

[last whale]

Nasty, I fw it

[spark quartz]

hell yeah

[limpid prawn]

i literally just pressed shift and my foot literally fucking twisted upside down and i just dropped

[pearl coral]

@spark quartz can you please send everything you sent shizton in the past ten minutes to me in dms

[limpid prawn]

im going to fucking kill someone

probably myself

[pearl coral]

Calm down

[spark quartz]

no offense mate but it's in the chat

[gloomy urchin]

based

[pearl coral]

sigh

[last whale]

@frail geode What kind of metal subgenres do you like?

[spark quartz]

just screenshot it's not that far up

[gloomy urchin]

ok so its skill issue on both sides

[limpid prawn]

the random tripping is really really REALLY getting on my nerves sam

[spark quartz]

plus they're links to youtube so you'll have to search them up on spoofy anyway

[limpid prawn]

this is annoying as fuck i

[frail geode]

My favourites, Heavy Metal and Thrash

[spark quartz]

i know a band you'd love

[last whale]

Very nice

[limpid prawn]

i was completely fine i didn't get hit at all the entire run and i lose it because my fucking foot decided now would be a good time to do a little twist for litearlly no reason

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/FOWf8uqGf8A?si=FgSw4yir_stiYBAd

[limpid prawn]

i had a billhook, breastplate jack chains and a nice helmet it was going perfectly

[pearl coral]

why are you like this

[limpid prawn]

literally the best possible luck all run

[gloomy urchin]

😭 whats wrong this time

[frail geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_HaS0ZnC0I&ab_channel=Exodus-Topic One of the better examples of my fav thrash band it's just nasty af.

[gloomy urchin]

how would u call it

[spark quartz]

i just got my shit ignored

[last whale]

My condolences

[spark quartz]

thank you bro

you a real one fr shizton you always listen to shit

[last whale]

Fr bro

[last whale]

I fw this hard

[gloomy urchin]

ok finr physical and mental inexperience

[frail geode]

It reminds me of a band but I am not a real fan of it.

[frail geode]

First time saw a wall of death of them wanted to know the band, listened to theire live album wacken 2008, was sold...

saw them live

https://tenor.com/view/slam-head-banger-moshpit-gif-10643462

[last whale]

Very cool

[limber flax]

yeah

[frail geode]

but my n1 fav band is Iron Maiden, you prob heard of them aswell

[last whale]

I've heard of them

[chrome cloak]

i love how the new abyss is just silent hill

[last whale]

How do you feel about black metal?

[warped quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-drift-gif-21933113

[frail geode]

Not a fan, like dimmu borgir, friend of mine is a big fan of black metal, can't get in to it.

[last whale]

I used to be like that, I hated black metal but I got used to it until I loved it

[frail geode]

Yeah listen to metal for all my life and some genres don't fit to me

[last whale]

Do you have any obscure metal bands you know?

[warped quarry]

guys what kind of 4x4 rig should I get for 2500 or less.... I be finding these non-murdered XJ Jeeps for abt 1500-2000

[glad remnant]

why is the chat slow back on…?

[last whale]

It's literally 1984

[pearl coral]

@last whale you got any more folk stuff

[frail geode]

Not really sure but Prong isn't that big https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2uW_lg2is0&ab_channel=Steamhammer%2FSPV

Saw them also live, 3 man band, epic live.

[pearl coral]

my favorite 3 man band is OM

[last whale]

Very nice, what do you think about stoner metal?

[gloomy urchin]

is half sword modding planned or we just pray unreal pulls out modding tools for ue5

[pearl coral]

thumb up

[zenith dirge]

this is me

[last whale]

I don't listen to many folk stuff, so I don't really know much artists

[pearl coral]

oki

[gloomy urchin]

are u in chernobyl

[frail geode]

You know alestorm?

[zenith dirge]

northeast ohio

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7B7e7OfbR0sdwZ2SrvXyVy?si=7fb420202aeb4119 @last whale

[gloomy urchin]

same thing

[last whale]

I know them, I know most popular and semi-popular metal bands

[last whale]

PEAK

[frail geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_eVIZkjZE&ab_channel=NapalmRecords idk I like this song very much I think it's hard af

[violet garden]

I like country

[frail geode]

[last whale]

I agree

[somber steppe]

question has anyone else had the game just crash on them?

[south pine]

when she half sword on my willie

[pearl coral]

@last whale more like 10,000 PEAKhammers..

[last whale]

True

[zenith dirge]

funny postal 2 piss guy

[south pine]

i regret nothing boom

[frail geode]

Sign my petition

[south pine]

hi there! would you like to sign my petition?

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/postal2-we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-26286026

[gloomy crest]

MY NAME IS DAVID

[south pine]

I WANT SOME ICE CREAM

[gloomy crest]

DAVID THAT IS MY NAME

[south pine]

DAVID I WANT ANOTHER DAVID

[gloomy crest]

DAD I WANT ANOTHER

WHERE IS MY BALLLL????

[south pine]

IM RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD

[gloomy crest]

THERE IS A CARRRRR

AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME

[south pine]

AAAAAAAAAAh

[gloomy crest]

[south pine]

[south pine]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal-dude-postal-2-going-postal-funny-gif-12518144405677381165

attachment failed 😦

[frail geode]

No perms friend

[south pine]

dam

i regret nothing

[noble badge]

Yes, it's probably linked to the blood effects

[gloomy urchin]

isnt weapon design rating just "how long it takes to master it"
a master longsword can easily counter spear
however spear is still considered a better weapon in most cases

[gloomy crest]

another L move from Sam… widdewally nuffin special…. heh…

auuughhhHH

[somber steppe]

makes sense, game always crashes when playing something like one man stand

[gloomy urchin]

hi schrodinger's girl

[gloomy crest]

I cannot SLEEP and there is SCHOOL in like 3 HOURS

[pearl coral]

im going to attack you

[gloomy crest]

frick my stupid Baka life

[pearl coral]

weapon design rating is speed, telegraphing, and area of hurt

also how much of the user it protects just by design

[gloomy urchin]

telegraphing?

[gloomy crest]

I’ve just been thinking of that STUPID SONG EVERYTIME im trying to SLEEP

my name is Edwin…

I made the mimic…….

[pearl coral]

how quickly the mechanics of swinging it makes it known to the opponent that you're swinging it

but that also depends on the user

i guess just mentally average it

[gloomy urchin]

well then doesnt literally any sword win in this case

[gloomy crest]

no actually certain weapons win

which would be the mace, a long sword or a dagger

[pearl coral]

i mean i'm not talking about formation fighting

[pearl coral]

in what context

[gloomy crest]

no idea im trying to pretend to look like I know what im talking about

[gloomy urchin]

yuh doesnt sword win in most cases in a duel

[willow nymph]

quite alot

[pearl coral]

generally yes

[willow nymph]

depends on your gore system

[gloomy crest]

is this STUPID slowmode gonna turn off it’s been on since the rizz rebellion

[pearl coral]

you did this to your people

[violet garden]

Ight weapon idea. It’s a sword made of one thousand other swords so you get 1,001 swords. Therefor you beat anyone with less sword than you.

[gloomy urchin]

i am at quite position of "any weapon is good as long as you master it"
knife is ass to master but it is possible to counter a longsword (i THINK)

[gloomy crest]

does this mean I need another rizzbellion for a 1 second slowmode

[pearl coral]

fiore has an entire section on dagger vs longsword

[gloomy crest]

this is torture I can’t SLEEP

[pearl coral]

get off discord

[gloomy crest]

I am choking from intoxication

[gloomy crest]

NO BUT WHENEVER I ACTUALLY TRY TO SLEEP THERES ALWAYS A FAINT VOICE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND SINGING THAT ONE MIMIC SONG

my name is Edwin. I made the mimic. it was difficult to put the pieces together.

[pearl coral]

ruined

[gloomy crest]

never showing the losses 💔

[pearl coral]

most losses dont look cool

[gloomy crest]

these wins aren’t any COOLER

i wanna see you just fail like an idiot but then like

there’s also the thought that counts

[pearl coral]

are you complimenting me or insulting me

[violet garden]

Game name?

[gloomy crest]

so-so

i just sneezed

[somber steppe]

Yeah no I think I’m just gonna stop playing with one man stand for now

[pearl coral]

i am good at the game

[gloomy crest]

bless me, bless my parents, bless my family, bless my cat

[pearl coral]

look

[noble badge]

Bless deez nuts

[gloomy crest]

high NPC damage 💔

stupid eggard…

[pearl coral]

it is on medium and always is

[gloomy crest]

put both on low

historically accurate

[cosmic rain]

Gn chat

[gloomy crest]

skibidi edge rizz

https://tenor.com/view/skibidisigmapomni-gif-334922483399417682

[cosmic rain]

Skibidi toilet

[zenith dirge]

edge

[cosmic rain]

Yo brain rot filter has been overthrown!!!

[gloomy crest]

the public know what i have sacrificed…..

[cosmic rain]

Ts wt I'm talking Abt 😔

[cosmic rain]

Nothing 😁

[gloomy urchin]

why are there white and black elves but other magical races dont have that

[cosmic rain]

Racism

And fetishes

[gloomy crest]

halfsword nearly at 100,000 members chat

perfect time to remove brain rot filter

[cosmic rain]

Dark elves exist purely so people can torture them in their stories

[gloomy urchin]

🥀

[cosmic rain]

Why so feinious 😔

[gloomy urchin]

i expected some cool ass explanation

and then its just "to be racist legally"

[noble badge]

I'll have you know I'm racist all knife-ears equally

[gloomy crest]

like widdewally?

what the fwip?

[gloomy urchin]

dark elves are cooler than white elves!!

[noble badge]

Okay leaflover

Im gonna go GATHER COOL ROCKS like a REAL MAN

[gloomy crest]

let this be historic

[noble badge]

Skibidi rizz gyatt baby gronk in Ohio

What have you DONE

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-type-bark-woof-gif-9489710035771535173

[runic socket]

hawk2ah

[limber flax]

do you guys think the ponies from my little pony have armpit hair when they turned into the equestria girls version of themselves

[gloomy urchin]

die

[runic socket]

alright im leaving then

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lurk-peek-sneak-george-clooney-gif-17585314

[gloomy crest]

oh

have you considered therapy

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

why are all animes so ass 💔

where r cool ones

[gloomy crest]

Jojos is peak

[gloomy urchin]

no i refuse to watch most of the old popular animes

[limber flax]

my therapiss quit

[gloomy crest]

OLD???

[gloomy urchin]

jojo, one piece, naruto and attack on titans
maybe something elese but i forgor

[limber flax]

one mid

[gloomy crest]

YOURE ACTING AS IF ITS AS OLD AS MOAI

[limber flax]

narmido

midmid

attack on mid

[gloomy urchin]

i dont like the anime either way

old or not

[noble badge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-gunna-kill-you-sponge-bob-squidward-squidward-meme-im-a-winner-se-my-prize-gif-25631410

[gloomy crest]

why NOT

it’s PEAK

[gloomy urchin]

too muscular

[gloomy crest]

wrong gif wooos

[gloomy urchin]

the anime style itself is bad for me

[pearl coral]

im so tired of people around me existing

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-ibuprofen-together-bruno-bucciarati-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jjba-part-5-gif-5681082236471865314

[gloomy urchin]

thatsw hy you should move to canada and live in a forest

[limber flax]

the only good ones are evangelion, the pokemon anime (only indigo-kanto arcs) and The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You

[gloomy urchin]

of course he said 100 girlfriends

[pearl coral]

bro thought he could sneak in the pokemon anime..

[gloomy crest]

💔 js making excuses like r u srsly srs rn bro? ts pmo rizz sybau

[limber flax]

i dont like anime either

[limber flax]

pokemon is an anime

[gloomy crest]

the characters are so cutesy

[pearl coral]

banned for not communicating effectively

[gloomy urchin]

i have plenty of reasons why its bad i just forgor them but my opinion still stands

[gloomy crest]

okay well

you’re banned for

[limber flax]

jojo is mid i watched 5 episodes and got bored

[gloomy crest]

I can’t make fun of you can’t think of anything rn remind me later

[pearl coral]

i wish i could double axe handle people in hs

[gloomy urchin]

put subway surfers at the bottom

[limber flax]

that would work

[gloomy crest]

on my LIFE it’s good after the first 2 parts

or the first part to begin with

[pearl coral]

remind me to grab my redbull in 6 hours

[limber flax]

also the 100 girlfriends who really love you is art dont try me

[gloomy urchin]

i am NOT watching it to get fun after 1 part

[gloomy crest]

cause Joseph joestar is actually funny

[last whale]

What is this

[gloomy urchin]

the text makes fucking sense and its not gibberish what the fuck

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-joseph-joestar-tequila-gif-17119925

[limber flax]

its art

[gloomy urchin]

is this real

[gloomy crest]

missing out.

[limber flax]

yes 100%

[glad remnant]

It’s peak from the get go, but it never has a consistent tone. Every part is different and the main characters always have a different dynamic.

[gloomy urchin]

not only muscular but their faces look bad for an anime style

[gloomy crest]

YOU GET TO SEE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN PART TWO BECOME THE MOST HOTTEST THING ON THE PLANET WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR

[gloomy urchin]

a proper character development and an anime style i can fucking watch without vomitting from amount of muscles

[limber flax]

i mean yeah the art in jojo is kinda ugly

[gloomy urchin]

thank you

[limber flax]

i agree with manshits

[gloomy crest]

part 5 then

or 6 that has no muscles

it has less muscle as the parts continue on

[glad remnant]

It starts as a Macbethian tale of betrayal and wonderful writing, then turns into a Monty Python comedy from there.

[gloomy urchin]

no i put taboo on jojo

[gloomy crest]

what the flip does taboo mean

[gloomy urchin]

big nono

[gloomy crest]

bull crap

[limber flax]

i see youre on spotify, if you dont listen to nettspend within the next 5 minutes i will make sure of it

[pearl coral]

the term you're looking for is "macbethical"

[glad remnant]

Yeah that

[last whale]

Bro doesn't know what words mean 💔

[limber flax]

hold on lemme listen to that bullshit youre listening to now

[pearl coral]

WHAT ARE YOU

[waxen zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238970017329189024/1302524795937755188/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[limber flax]

yeah its mid

[gloomy crest]

snorts I believe you’re uh… looking for the word “macbethical”, as I have read the dictionary five times! heh.. snort

[gloomy urchin]

schrodinger's girl

[pearl coral]

listen to mine

[waxen zenith]

i get your cheeky clever and funny username, because i read into things alot.

[gloomy urchin]

no thats silly head's job

[gloomy crest]

YOU LISTENED TO IT FOR LIKE ONE SECOND

[pearl coral]

bro cant detect humor because bro is stupid 🥀

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-wut-what-eh-uhh-gif-6384044476473782718

[limber flax]

i heard enough

[gloomy urchin]

sometimes song get peaker after relistening

[waxen zenith]

what in the bitcoin pump and dump peppe is this

[limber flax]

no and it doesnt say youre on spotify

[noble badge]

open sabaton
full of sabaton

[violet garden]

You are of middling intelligence.

[gloomy crest]

he’s listening to dystopia

[waxen zenith]

have you guys heard of nirvana?

[gloomy crest]

sigh not this again.

[glad remnant]

Ahem. Consult the charts

[pearl coral]

listen to dystopia living dead girllrll

[noble badge]

Sabaton is a cool name until you learn that sabatons are just metal shoes

[glad remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[pearl coral]

wait how DID you know im listening to dystopia

[gloomy crest]

they have more drip then you’ll ever have.

[pearl coral]

it dont show that

i prefer Helmet... heh.

[gloomy crest]

i read ur mind and i connected the voice path to ur ears

[pearl coral]

ozzy clone

[gloomy crest]

ITS ON UR BIO YOU CLOWN

im sorry

[pearl coral]

no it not

[violet garden]

Stripped of moderator posthumously please!

[pearl coral]

jeez

[gloomy crest]

point PROVEN

[pearl coral]

guys listen to peak

[gloomy crest]

idiots nowadays am i right…

[limber flax]

seutonius, the twelve caesers, book III, section 44

[noble badge]

Click "view full profile"

[gloomy crest]

I hear Minecraft sounds

[noble badge]

Also 8 HOURS??????

[pearl coral]

it is shizton approved

[pearl coral]

left it on while i was at the bowling alley

[limber flax]

i dont know what that is

[noble badge]

Don't worry I've seen worse

[gloomy crest]

that’s what they all say

[limber flax]

kerbal space program wasnt that fun tbh

[pearl coral]

you are my enemyt

[noble badge]

I'm gonna start taking bones out

[gloomy crest]

I see who u are… u r my enemy……..

[limber flax]

get off the game and get a job

[pearl coral]

i too young

[gloomy crest]

CAP

[limber flax]

the child labor laws are outdated things they are

[gloomy urchin]

no one is too young to get a work ONLINE

[limber flax]

"get a work"

[glad remnant]

KSP was good, but like how Arma 3 was good. It’s only good because there is nothing like it.

[gloomy urchin]

you should totally go into programming

[gloomy crest]

becomes the program

[gloomy urchin]

fuck off i hate your anime tastes

[pearl coral]

i will attack you

[violet garden]

I’m not spending 10 minutes searching for this like you did, like some toiling idiot. Begone! Ta-ta!

[limber flax]

guys i need help how do i make fun of him more for this

[noble badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852974349375111208/1317867502461779989/RDT_20241215_1554431594772496370655177.gif

[pearl coral]

1v1 me in half sword chump

[gloomy urchin]

id win

[pearl coral]

second sentence bordering unpostable

Refrain in future

[limber flax]

you will live in ignorance then, man of self reported intelligence

[violet garden]

I BEG YOU!

[pearl coral]

i wasnt challenging you

[gloomy crest]

I requested the duel first PAL

[gloomy urchin]

id win regardless

[pearl coral]

that's to Smigmadoot

[noble badge]

In my defense it's just the door stuck video

[limber flax]

halfsword multiplayer when

[pulsar owl]

you're under 14?

[gloomy crest]

same thing…

both nerds…
and annoying…

[pearl coral]

no

[glad remnant]

You can work then lmao

[pearl coral]

SHUT UP

[gloomy urchin]

@limber flax whats ur wage

[noble badge]

This never ends well on discord I'm going to bed now

[pearl coral]

nah

[glad remnant]

LMAO

[limber flax]

i dont have a set wage

[pulsar owl]

NO NO NO WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY

[gloomy urchin]

average

[limber flax]

i dont want to explain my job in detail

[limber flax]

lesser or moreso depends

[gloomy urchin]

ok drug dealer

[glad remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070

[limber flax]

yes

[pearl coral]

do you know what an average is

[limber flax]

for a middle aged man 60~k a year

[violet garden]

Your idea of intelligence is the idea of a man with a brain that is, fascinatingly, not prehistoric, but seems to be so closely related to the early homini relatives. Fascinating. Tell me, do you walk upon two legs and ten toes only, or are your knuckles calloused and worn by the kiss of the ground?

[limber flax]

for somebody my age its more like 20-40k

[pearl coral]

no like

average

the numbers

you put them together and divide them

[glad remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fries-neck-beard-fat-loser-gif-26951165

[pulsar owl]

you're talking about the mean lil bro

[pearl coral]

worn by the kiss of the ground his writing is this fire ??

[gloomy urchin]

if u accepted that it means its worse than that
what the fuck is your job.

[pulsar owl]

the arithmetic mean

[glad remnant]

this server is great fun.

[pearl coral]

ok isaac newtron

nerd

[gloomy urchin]

this will backfire

[limber flax]

or it means thats what it is

[pulsar owl]

heh,,, it's actually spelled Isaac NEUTRON

[gloomy urchin]

nuhuh what's ur job

[pulsar owl]

but uh, nice try

[pearl coral]

if he dont wanna say he dont wanna say

let the man be

[gloomy crest]

cough… cough…………

[last whale]

@pearl coral More like Midtones

[limber flax]

guhhh too many words, ape brain no comprehend, want banana

[gloomy urchin]

no

[uneven pilot]

Literally the same thing lol

[limber flax]

i sell drugs

heres a tip

[gloomy urchin]

is it a 2 letters job

[pulsar owl]

tell me you didn't pay attention in stats without saying you didn't pay attention in stats

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-not-bird-hooded-crow-shut-up-gif-13507623047974708682

[uneven pilot]

Search it up, I've already taken stats lol

[pearl coral]

sigh

[violet garden]

Only 500 years ago, this specimen would be thought a great king!

[gloomy crest]

YOU LISTEN TO DEFTONES

[limber flax]

buy vapes and resell them for 2x the price you got them for to highschool kids, a 13$ geekbar for 26$, hell ive gotten 35$ once.

[gloomy crest]

YEUCH GET UR STINK AWAY

[pearl coral]

Chat, any advice?

[violet garden]

Yes I’m very talented and powerful

[pearl coral]

[gloomy urchin]

is that what u do for a living

[pearl coral]

[limber flax]

not entirely

[violet garden]

You’re welcome I’m glad I could be of service holding this server together single-handedly

[gloomy urchin]

insane

[limber flax]

gang scrap

[pearl coral]

you can stop elaborating now

[violet garden]

Expected…

[gloomy urchin]

ok so it WAS drugs

[pearl coral]

you can stop prodding now

[gloomy urchin]

the scythe design was cool

[pearl coral]

it was not

looked dumb

[gloomy urchin]

yes it was

[pearl coral]

would handle dumb

[gloomy crest]

if we got all mods to battle to the death in an arena with the words halfsword planted on the ground and whoever won was the best mod do you think you’d win.

[gloomy urchin]

nuhuh stab and then swing

[violet tide]

If you're too young, your wasting your years modding on a discord server

Go do something memorable

[pearl coral]

i do

[gloomy urchin]

what did u do memorable

[pearl coral]

i dont know the physicalities of the other moderators

[limber flax]

all of what i said before this point was a joke, and is not real

[pearl coral]

i am going to believe you for the sake of my own happiness

[gloomy crest]

they’re all middle-aged

you know well Sam.

[limber flax]

my lawyer would love you

[gloomy crest]

wait Sam if ur 15 rn and you joined discord in 2016……….

[violet garden]

Half Sword Discord should be a liftocracy. Mods are decided by whoever can bench the most.

[pearl coral]

fun story

my father passed down this account to me

[gloomy urchin]

we all did lets be honest

[gloomy crest]

YOU WERE 6????

[pearl coral]

nope

[limber flax]

2016 was 24 years ago

[pulsar owl]

and his father before him

[gloomy crest]

yea tru.

[last whale]

Bro's listening to bbno$ 💔

[pearl coral]

my father gave his discord account so i could play roblox games with the big kids

[gloomy crest]

bibinos

[pearl coral]

fetus no finance

[violet garden]

Ancient family heirloom

[gloomy urchin]

bibinos

[last whale]

bibinos

[gloomy urchin]

fnuuy word

[limber flax]

discord is old enough to be generational i guess

[gloomy crest]

I have to listen to this song cause I’m stuck with the commonwealth peasant version of Spotify

[pearl coral]

bigsigma died after asking about what he's done memorable

[limber flax]

use youtube music

[gloomy crest]

can’t play it while on discord

[gloomy urchin]

based

[limber flax]

bomb sweden

[gloomy crest]

yes.

aslong as smigma is in the rubble.

[pearl coral]

generally i enjoy my life very much to a degree sometimes

make a good memory a few times a month probably

[gloomy crest]

okay that’s enough yapping

[pearl coral]

banned for being mean to me

[gloomy crest]

[gloomy crest]

NO IM SORRY 💔

[pulsar owl]

ah age 15 and already quantifying enjoyable experiences like a 20-something burnout

[pearl coral]

i texted a bunch of old people on the bowling alley screens today

[gloomy urchin]

i cant remember any memorable experiences but i dont regret my life nonetheless
maybe i just enjoy thr process idk

[pearl coral]

with the funny emojis that move

[gloomy urchin]

they should open hema cluv in our city...

[pearl coral]

i like sword fighting a lot and i like reading and helping people and those are the three main things that keep me goin

[limber flax]

i like my little pony

[gloomy crest]

another sneeze I feel coming soon

[pulsar owl]

reading? like reading literature? or reading unban requests?

[pearl coral]

reading history and novels

[glad remnant]

Read german sword manuals translated into english

[gloomy urchin]

✍️ future job: assistant

[pearl coral]

i like italian sword manuals translated into english

[pulsar owl]

butler

butler to an heiress mayhaps

[pearl coral]

i dont ever get on discord for the purpose of moderating

[limber flax]

"mayhaps"

[pearl coral]

im always just here to talk to people

[pulsar owl]

you got a problem with my parlance pal?

[glad remnant]

Germany is superior in their sword fighting

[limber flax]

are you from 1820

[pearl coral]

probably, but i like italian equipment more

[last whale]

You should do gun fights, write, and hinder people instead

[gloomy urchin]

did russia do sword fighting

[gloomy crest]

cap.
powertripper.
#Samoutofmod2025

[pulsar owl]

I'm in a reverse looper situation yeah

[pearl coral]

every author pre 1950

[spark quartz]

evil shizton moment

[limber flax]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dies-thwomp-mario-64-mario-64-thwomp-death-gif-14049040339050574490

[pulsar owl]

a real Andrew Jackson type lifestyle

[limber flax]

penjamin cranklin

[pulsar owl]

Got his ass

[limber flax]

george kushington

thomas puffingson

[pearl coral]

i laugh

[gloomy crest]

aww that’s groovy man

[pearl coral]

just activated some kind of sleeper agent code that i never wanted to feel again

get me out of here

[gloomy crest]

i need that.

i need to sleep rn chat

[limber flax]

turn that shit off rn

[uneven ibex]

i have a 7900xt why am i getting 20fps in the abyss

[pearl coral]

you're like me if i never became cool and never enjoyed english class

[gloomy crest]

turn what off

[pearl coral]

song

[limber flax]

the sing

[gloomy crest]

HEY. I LIKE ENGLISH.

[pearl coral]

not enough bro

[gloomy crest]

but it’s GOOD 💔

[pearl coral]

all jokes by the way

[subtle rock]

goodnight half cord

[pearl coral]

i value you as a human being despite questionable tastes and knowledge

[pearl coral]

goodnight

i think an ant just got in my eyeball

[limber flax]

fuck lil darkie

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[gloomy crest]

NUH NUH

STOP CANCELLING ME

[last whale]

Your music taste is bad

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235166802883903498/1303707949268471959/heh.gif

[glad remnant]

Lil Darkie is to the black community what OJ Simpson is to white people.

[gloomy crest]

what

[fallow geyser]

Grim Salvo’s just better unfortunately, but their collab was fire

[uneven ibex]

i love losing runs because i get 20 fps in abyss

[pearl coral]

No Presidents Past 1899 Allowed In Chat.

[limber flax]

i think this is the wrong reply

[spark quartz]

why he like that

[glad remnant]

LMAO YEAH

[spark quartz]

shizzy i have a song for you that you may not like but you might like who knows

[gloomy urchin]

thats not a cat

[pulsar owl]

sound like the words of someone who can't hit "quit to menu" fast enough

[glad remnant]

SORRY MAN

[gloomy crest]

PAST?

[glad remnant]

Based as fuck

[last whale]

Show me

[limber flax]

damn no calvin coolidge? literally 1984

[pulsar owl]

fuck cool cal

[gloomy crest]

William McKinley is my president chat.

[pulsar owl]

overrated president

cal that is

[pearl coral]

already getting political

[glad remnant]

Dude Taft had the best ass of any president

[last whale]

Politiks???

[gloomy urchin]

guys i go to school bye abracadabra stinks

[gloomy crest]

ITS BEFORE 1899

[limber flax]

no

[pulsar owl]

I do but that's besides the point

[limber flax]

NONONONONONONO

[glad remnant]

When he walked up the stairs it sounds like a series of F-15s going super sonic past you

[pearl coral]

this is a colorized picture from ww1

mfs were not giving up the look

[limber flax]

my favorite ass of any president has to be jimmy carter

[gloomy crest]

read it and WEEP Sam.

[spark quartz]

i don't listen to metalcore a lot but this is exactly what i love in my metalcore, i fw this so hard

https://youtu.be/i7N_PJWvTOg?si=QtwL7vVoyD2Igdhj

[pearl coral]

1901

get out of here

[pulsar owl]

they were still figuring shit out damn

[pearl coral]

i know right

[gloomy crest]

one second.

[pearl coral]

such a weird thought

[pulsar owl]

who'd wanna kill a man of good will like big bill

[pearl coral]

bro they still had lancers in ww1

[gloomy crest]

GROVER CLEVELAND IS MY PRESIDENT

[limber flax]

yeah and england is my city

[slow lily]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIFOUYmt20v/?igsh=MXg4OHl4NXN2aWZ2ag== half sword live action lol

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[pearl coral]

harnischfechten yaaaaay

thanks for sharing

[pulsar owl]

it's insane cuz they saw the civil war, THEN the Crimean war, and then finally had the Franco-Prussian war as a warmup.

And they STILL thought that red pants and cavalry was a good idea

[last whale]

I fw this

[spark quartz]

bro it gets better

let it cook

[pearl coral]

dudes didnt figure out camo until like mid 20th century 🥀

i wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off 2 war !

[spark quartz]

i feel as if camo was used but way less the way we think of today

[last whale]

This is so true...

[gloomy crest]

blame the German government a day before 1900

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226627771602698316/1277310736158294087/caption-14.gif

[pulsar owl]

drab and dark green uniforms were used, military strategists understood on some level the nature of concealment

[spark quartz]

i mean the idea of camo was used for probably ever, but yeah they started to understand in ww1, probably even before that tbh

i think the british were one of the first to introduce kahki into their uniform

[limber flax]

Modern camo has no real use in a world without guns

[spark quartz]

not necessarily true tbh

[limber flax]

not necessarily

[spark quartz]

damn you just trollin huh

[pearl coral]

burnham wood come to dunsinane cro

[fallow geyser]

In direct combat maybe

[pearl coral]

@gloomy crest do you fw macbeth

[pulsar owl]

bullets have no use in a world without guns

[gloomy crest]

fweeeeee fwaaaaaa

[limber flax]

but i feel like giving midaevil peasant levies camo and sending them into battle normally wouldnt change anything, it would make more sense in an unconventional battle like Teutoburg

[pearl coral]

Not a valid answer.

[gloomy crest]

i forgor who Macbeth is is that an actor

[pearl coral]

bro

[pulsar owl]

this conversation really really really really really makes me wanna kill my liege lord

[pearl coral]

you're like twenty miles from where it takes place you should know this

[gloomy crest]

What

[pearl coral]

scoland

[gloomy crest]

im in IRELAND pal

[gloomy crest]

who?

[pearl coral]

yeah like twenty miles from scotland or something

[gloomy crest]

wait Macbeth one second i need to use my memory machine

[spark quartz]

ireland you say?

https://tenor.com/view/rusty-shackleford-ski-mask-smoking-snow-winter-gif-17822869681132105784

[limber flax]

never read but i read romeo and juliet and it was honestly fire

[gloomy crest]

oh yeah rest in pieliece Macbeth 🙏😞😞

[pearl coral]

TRUE

[gloomy crest]

why the ski mask.

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-gif-20079378

[spark quartz]

no reason

[pulsar owl]

my dog is going crazy right now

[gloomy crest]

no terrorist groups allowed to be mentioned silly head…

[zenith dirge]

eat it

[spark quartz]

woah woah woah

[pearl coral]

Oh

[spark quartz]

you're the one mentioning a terrorist group

[pearl coral]

silly head why do you have beef with ireland

[spark quartz]

i love ireland

i want to visit ireland

[gloomy crest]

i mean the ski mask is..

would it be beef with Ireland?

[pulsar owl]

what is your stance on ireland's political organizations

[pearl coral]

why do you feel the need to reference The Troubles

[spark quartz]

that's a movie right

[gloomy crest]

i feel disrespected silly head…

[pearl coral]

[spark quartz]

my apolocheese living dead girllrll

[zenith dirge]

period of violence in recent irish history

[gloomy crest]

let’s ban it Sam do it Sam press the flipping button Sam.

come on Sam! take the flipping picture Sam!

[pearl coral]

i need to sleep man why did i have to have a cup of coffee at like 7 pm

[pearl coral]

pass the phone brad

[spark quartz]

are you irish bubby

[last whale]

Is Silly Head going to get banned

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/memento-mori-unus-annus-gif-19399232

[zenith dirge]

no

[pulsar owl]

ooooooooh you need to stunt your growth with caffeine and sleep deprivation oooooooooh

[pearl coral]

I NEED TO QUIT HAVING SO MANY BEVERAGES

[spark quartz]

maybe

[zenith dirge]

i only know about that event from the song "zombie" by The Cranberries

[spark quartz]

oh

[last whale]

Silly Head is gone forever...

[spark quartz]

that song is about the irish

[glad remnant]

Back to Baron. Wish me luck

[spark quartz]

i will be too i'll never return

[zenith dirge]

yes, its about "the troubles"

[pulsar owl]

"zombie" is an allegory for the experience of being irish

[spark quartz]

i'll be dust in the wind

[spark quartz]

are you irish bubby

[limber flax]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletonburning-gif-64693839350527709

[zenith dirge]

no, im american

[pearl coral]

cup of coffee first thing in the morning . can of monster immediately after the cup of coffee . milkshake right after the can of monster . two glasses of tea . one cup of black coffee at 7 pm . bottle of gatorade immediately after the black coffee . i have had literally nothing to eat

[spark quartz]

oh

[gloomy crest]

Ireland… Ireland…

[pearl coral]

i relate so much to the deuteragonist of the come on brad video

[gloomy crest]

together standing talllll… shoulder to shoulder….

[pulsar owl]

between this and your dad giving you a discord account your parents need to be locked up for negligence lmfao

[gloomy crest]

together we answer IRELANDS call……

[spark quartz]

hey you know i may jest about ireland but i live in a literal nightmare hellhole right now so that is my penance

[zenith dirge]

i know one thing about ireland and now everyone thinks im irish

[pearl coral]

it's okay

[spark quartz]

oh you're not irish bubby

[gloomy crest]

sigh

[pearl coral]

i need to listen to that irish podcast again

[gloomy crest]

yeah bubby my neighbours grandmas dogs toenail is Irish so therefore im Irish

[spark quartz]

oh so bubby is irish

[zenith dirge]

guess im irsh now

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[zenith dirge]

🍻 i guess

[spark quartz]

least proud eastern european

[pulsar owl]

so central Russia is pretty much just central USA huh?

[spark quartz]

why do you think they're friends now

[pearl coral]

gulp

[gloomy crest]

it’s 5AM i think i need to sleep now

[pearl coral]

pump the brakes brad

[spark quartz]

ok mb king

[pearl coral]

the irish drove my ancestors into the mountains hundreds of years ago

what have you to say in their defense

[limber flax]

what confuses me the most about this picture is that if you look closely enough at the guy painted the russian flag colors, hes black...............

[gloomy crest]

it was ermmmem for the laughs

[zenith dirge]

honorary russian

[glad remnant]

Game crashed on good Baron run, fuck these awful devs with their unoptimized piece of shit <3

[pearl coral]

turn off blood

[pearl coral]

sigh

[pulsar owl]

tell us how you really feel

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[pearl coral]

my fingers burn !! i need to quit biting my fingers !!

[limber flax]

kid named uh finger

[glad remnant]

It was entities on screen. It’s a bug I’ve seen since fucking playtest. If there’s too much equipment the game will crash.

[gloomy crest]

there’s no mountains in Ireland you silly silly man what mountains

[pearl coral]

in tennessee

[gloomy crest]

silly silly man you silly man

[pulsar owl]

fuck my free game. my lack of progress in this tech demo makes me so angry that I have to express my frustration so that it's visible forever on the internet

[limber flax]

yeah it happens

[gloomy crest]

is Ireland located in Tennessee

[pulsar owl]

yes!

[limber flax]

i dont think the occasional crashes are that bad tho

[glad remnant]

it does, I enjoy this game and recognize this game is hard work but man it’s hard to not be mad over my best run ever dying due to programming on a bad engine.

[pearl coral]

Dms.

We have generational beef.

[pulsar owl]

call it dry aged

[glad remnant]

UE5 is notoriously bad at optimization from what I’ve seen. Turns everything it touches into mush. It might be that it’s just too ambitious though.

[pulsar owl]

call that shit jerky

[spark quartz]

damn bro

[pearl coral]

it's pretty interesting

[sterile abyss]

update so fire

that i flipped willy over

and he snapped my leg

[limpid prawn]

imagine being driven away by the fucking irish

your ancestors fucking sucked man

[lunar stream]

i agree with this gif

[glad remnant]

Kms this game gives me testicular torsion.

[pearl coral]

👎

[white prawn]

remind me what that means again

[glad remnant]

nuts twist

[white prawn]

I'm a dumb dumb

[glad remnant]

the veins in your balls twist

[white prawn]

ah ok

[glad remnant]

No circulation

[regal karma]

https://booru.vineshroom.net/_images/455e673af4e590be3c84324f0b1a1fc7/105424 - artist%3Achoogoo fren streamer%3Ajoel.gif

[limber flax]

what do i do when i lose an arm

[jagged sundial]

Win the fight

Never give up, never surrender

In the playtest I got bifurcated once and somehow the game glitched to act like I took basically no damage in spite of literally having only my left leg and arm.

Remained upright without worry, swung my sword without much hassle, and won. Then just hopped around a bit because I was genuineyly flabbergasted

[lunar stream]

why is he squishy. who let him be squishy. this is madness.

[regal karma]

had too much snusk juice

[jagged sundial]

I should try to find the pic I took of that incident

[lunar stream]

what a fool he is

[regal karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007825478498914344/1330767344905228298/tWItyQUU.gif

bunny wants a drink

[lunar stream]

mcdonalds sprite

[spare fox]

raaaaaaahhhhhhh

games impossible

bro slowmode is still on

actually 1984

[woeful bear]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melt-dead-gif-14606757

[lunar stream]

hah

fool

[woeful bear]

🙁

[sterile abyss]

what is the gold armor name.

[regal karma]

ppl just call it baron armour

[agile plume]

I never understood why

[brittle jolt]

I love this game

[sterile abyss]

baron armour

by lookin at imagines

it just look like crazy heavy armour

[regal karma]

because it belongs to the baron

[agile plume]

Aha