game-footage-🎮🎥

[grand lily]

More amusing content than youtube in the subway

[naive ferry]

(clueless about the guy with an axe behind him)

[tacit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzoeeVB_mp4

añadieron magia a exanima xd

ahora es fantasia medieval

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWr1KTyY1BY

[junior hemlock]

Looking drippy as fuck

[leaden ibex]

this is from the old version, i almost forgot to share

its insane how he fell, looked like an scripted death anim

[lament shale]

halloween type of shit

[pallid herald]

npc been beating my leg with a hammer for the past 15 minutes

[quick gazelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30LhhTH9E4

This game is great

[orchid loom]

sick

[naive ferry]

damn i have a hoe in my neck, i gotta pull it out or im fucked

shit

[slow barn]

wow

[primal laurel]

the edge lord weapon

[naive ferry]

its funny cause scythes arent really that good of a weapon

especially farming scythes

the blades curve and shape really get in the way

not to mention its unwieldy

[primal laurel]

was making good progress till my game crashed. ggs

the last guy I killed before that happened

I actually got a lot of cool clips that I'll probably share later

[hexed cobalt]

bro tried to jump me

tbf i was caught with my pants down

[somber cairn]

Smashing barrels is kinds satisfying

[fiery willow]

Wow

[round quarry]

excuse the music, man I love upping the body density, having my weapon get stuck in somebody mid fight is terrifying

[sand tangle]

the long candlestick goes crazy in FP mode

[whole marsh]

I can't find it in controls, how do you use FPV?

[primal laurel]

Press V

[sand tangle]

probably my best screenshot ever

or this one

[atomic void]

It looks like a VR game LOL

[sand tangle]

its the small FOV

and the like jaggedness of movement

btw i found the best looking shirt color

if you disagree you are factually incorrect

[fiery willow]

i am factually correct bc i agree.

thats my fav too

[foggy crystal]

What key to keep weapon in the belt ?

[somber cairn]

Yo, my hand is really hurting (Ignore the half dead guy on the ground)

[somber cairn]

Hold Q or E

[wide elbow]

Who else doesn't need to turn player damage down to get to this point? NOT ME

[foggy crystal]

Thanks

[foggy crystal]

My game crash before getting a sword

[wide elbow]

sucks to be you!

[wide elbow]

karma striked 😦

[rotund oasis]

a true tragedy

[tribal thorn]

MY AXE

[severe fulcrum]

save homie

[silver briar]

need a hand?

[young nimbus]

some screens of my longest run without dying/crashing

eventually had both arms cut off, managed to take down another three by swinging my stumps and head at them. Was ultimately cut down by the gentleman in the last screen with the sword!

[wooden sphinx]

sheesh

one hell of a run

[young nimbus]

also I managed to launch myself into the air and like 50 meters across the floor by tripping on a box

[wooden sphinx]

im over here with one hand and a scythe

[young nimbus]

I had dual scythes until I started fighting plate armor, they go crazy for the un armored guys

[wooden sphinx]

yeah

shame i cant use shields

[young nimbus]

haha

also here'

[young nimbus]

here's me gnomemaxxing

[young nimbus]

that's a really clean looking screenshot

[wooden sphinx]

this mf disarmed me so i grabbed the sidearm knife

[ebon cipher]

thamks

[young nimbus]

one time I killed myself by removing a knife that had been stabbed into me lol

[wooden sphinx]

LOL

[ebon cipher]

The stamp is a bit off center in relation to the characters actually

[wooden sphinx]

one time i disarmed a guy and his axe fell onto my foot and sliced it off

upgraded from a knife to a dagger

[fiery willow]

beautiful

[wooden sphinx]

RIP

[atomic void]

why god

[young nimbus]

it's difficult but throwing weapons is fun

[atomic void]

my homies hate pikes

Youre.. NEXT!

[ebon cipher]

wait

I don't know if it being centered with his head rather than the frame is better

[ebon cipher]

dude from CR:BC server

[sand tangle]

damn you know that???

thats sick

me when my game crashes the 154th time in a row and i have to go through the peasant phase again

[round quarry]

dismemberment can be a tad too sensitive sometimes

[ebon cipher]

damn

The Bot really didn't like the next photo

nvm

[fiery willow]

i love these

gj

[ebon cipher]

thanks

[modern hill]

Really good pictures!

[ebon cipher]

Damn. First few hours on this game and I got complimented by a dev.

Thanks dude.

[atomic void]

FUCK.. I had a good photo and exited out

it should have a "Are you sure" when you try to exit

[ebon cipher]

The devs did really really good with the photo mode

One of the best photomodes I've seen and this thing is still a tech demo

Really the first PC game I used photomode actually

[junior hemlock]

Isn't the default photomode in unreal engine 5?

[ebon cipher]

Used to the controller

[ebon cipher]

You can use X to take a screenshot then access it through the game files

When you do that the little watermark on the bottom and the crosshair doesn't show up

[atomic void]

Ahh..

Also yeah, the photography in this game.. REALLY NICE

Like better than RDR2

And way better than BEAMNG

[atomic void]

Like i take photos on beamNG, but this game gives WAY More options to how to take them.

[ebon cipher]

If the devs don't mind me here's some picture I took in Ghost Recon Wildlands

[ebon cipher]

Yeah HS has way more options than most games I've played in the past

[ebon cipher]

Oooh I never got this far yet

[mystic cape]

where do i find screenshots?

[ebon cipher]

C

Oh you mean files?

uhh

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots

[mystic cape]

like how would i send them in discord?

do i look there?

[ebon cipher]

yup

[mystic cape]

fall of man

[atomic void]

gyat..

[atomic void]

fuck your good at this..

@ebon cipher where do i find photos

[ebon cipher]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots

Or just go to steam, press the gearbox, press manage, press open local files

I think

Whenever you're on the Library page for your game

[atomic void]

Tried first person, @ebon cipher Now beat me at it

didnt edit this one but, god hes freaky

[ebon cipher]

uhhh

nuh uh

[atomic void]

too lazy to use editor

[primal laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869169349838127134/1163676633790681178/Sequence_01_1.mp4?ex=65407151&is=652dfc51&hm=360d93ed4dcfec805e575941cd3356990b2034ca78ed035b760daa21006086a0&

[junior hemlock]

How long have you been playing

i get to when you start to get daggers, swords and my game crashes, or a fucking bald european stupid man kills me with a Scyche

[tacit lintel]

fatal error time

[wide elbow]

How do you do that, your photos look amazing

[atomic void]

@ebon cipher how do you make yours gritty dark. I’m trying to do the same

[tacit lintel]

every fucking time i share how far i get

i die

i am going to kill someone

[atomic void]

@sand tangle I see old videos of you. How are you so accurate

it’s my dumb little backyard cat I got. There’s two

Sausage roll

oh this is game footage..

I saw another one of these like types of cats while biking to school. Literally stretched infront of my bike while I was cruising and walked off

But it’s a different one from the two that are in my backyard

[sweet seal]

Someday, we might add Cat as a spectator ingame

[atomic void]

Who’s the guy who does the voice acting for the game? And music

[atomic void]

Just a secret feature which you can replace NPC spectators with cat pngs of people’s cats which bounce up and down for every hit

[sweet seal]

Ahh, music is done by good malware and voice was done by some guy here only

[atomic void]

malware?

Like his actual name or

Literally malware

[sweet seal]

@modern hill Sorry for the ping

[atomic void]

Oh, not literal good malware

I love the one where that guy goes crazy on the flute or something instrument, I don’t remember it too well but it goes hard

[north agate]

Some voices were done by this guy

The God Of Clowns

Im getting a new microphone for Christmas, I dont know if it'll be good enough for sound design, but if it is I can try creating sound effects for the game.

Jump

[Go to message!](#game-sounds-🔊 message)

#game-sounds

[atomic void]

All I want currently is for the game to progress slightly faster and maybe some variety in the map, like how uh… Blade and sorcery has random generated map sections

What do you develop?

You guys don’t really have title roles. Like sound designer, voice actor, etc

Will you guys implement things like bows or muskets (older)?

Even if it’s one shot for the muskets or such

Or probably not due to how the game functions

[sweet seal]

Right now, our priority is to fix bugs and make the game more optimized before adding a lot of things

[atomic void]

Do you guys have a set price for the game when it will come out as a beta instead of demo? And who is the rig that you guys use

[atomic void]

I run the game pretty well on high, the game starts to have a higher chance to crash whenever you start changing more settings. I can sometimes play 10 minutes without a crash, or 3 hours

[sweet seal]

Well, there is no price for now. But it won't be a lot. What do you mean by rig?

[atomic void]

The playable character and the AIs

[sweet seal]

it was a metahuman( by unreal engine) which later got some tuning in blender.

[atomic void]

I wish you guys made the NPCs side step and swing at you, or even swing upwards.

Can you make it so when you block with a item it tilts side to side a little as you move it side to side?

because whenever you block and they swing at your side… it’s quite unlockable unless you really get them to hit the pole

[sweet seal]

Hmm. I'll talk with the team about this. If you have more feedback just post in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[atomic void]

||so instead of maintaining flat while turning left or right, it would be at a 15 degree tilt or 10||

[atomic void]

I do, but I feel like the devs don’t view it as nobody respond to them at the slightest. Even if it’s just a X that would reassure some do look at them.

Maybe you guys can get a team of sorters which find good ideas and post it in a channel for you guys to see which isn’t just reposts or such

[sweet seal]

We do look at feedback, we don't respond all of them. But you have a good suggestion.

of sorting the good ideas

[atomic void]

It’ll cost you guys nothing to have a channel full of nicer ideas to pick through which sorters when through. Maybe for their work they can receive a steam key for earlier access to the game or something.

[sweet seal]

Yes, I agree with you

[atomic void]

I used to admin for a server with like 8K~ members, so it would be hard to find good ideas. So we got trusted people to just find the nicer ideas and they would put them in a specific channel, either being bugs which are well documented, or suggestions so the devs won’t have to sift through a bunch of suggestions which are like “add sez”

AI isn’t always accurate, people can get stuff down accurate almost always

[sweet seal]

I'll look into this. Thank you for the suggestion :)

[atomic void]

Anyways I’m sleepy.. I’m going to go sleep and like idk… hopefully I can get to plate armor without the AI randomly turning on advanced mode and having one impale me and the other decapitate me in 1 hit

[atomic void]

You’re welcome. Before I go… You guys should try to work on a AI threat level type of thing, 1 being a really slow AI, idk brain damaged… 2 being like currently and then 5 being like some superior knights which you really need to struggle to beat them as they will require you to actually block and evade or they’ll destroy you

[sweet seal]

Yes, we have this on our roadmap, it's something not easy to figure out but we'll get there :)

[rare furnace]

Or just write a "no meme suggestions" rule

[minor grail]

Jihadi john

[left crystal]

he's still moving

[modern hill]

No problemm 😊

[modern hill]

Thanks a lot! I don’t know what song u mean, but again; thanks a lot ❤️ and my name is Luca

[rain phoenix]

Call me Harvey Dent the way these bitches two faced

[sand tangle]

a ton of practice

[primal laurel]

the dirty man with the wallace barbute is trying to backstab me

[fiery willow]

Holy shit

[tacit lintel]

THAT ASS HOLY SHIT

[primal laurel]

still going

[primal laurel]

decided to grab a sword

game finally died

[primal laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869169349838127134/1163874043930349720/Sequence_04.mp4?ex=6541292b&is=652eb42b&hm=7b240ce8c346134b8fddff1eb722dd3b69baa530a3dcc60c98ebb5abffaad3ae& I love this clip so much

[serene geyser]

clip of the release

unreal

gameplay teaser level

"User submitted clips"

[primal laurel]

thanks

[severe fulcrum]

two weapons become one with the right keypresses

there is no benefit

[jaunty bobcat]

How do you enter photomode?

[somber cairn]

Press C

[jaunty bobcat]

Thx

[vale chasm]

getting pounded

[severe fulcrum]

they're vibrating around incredibly fast

basically a chainsaw

[severe fulcrum]

ok a quick tip, don't do that

[naive ferry]

literally how the metal gear rising swords work

[naive ferry]

M A N the poleaxe looks so fucking crisp, too bad the game crashes every time i get to the part where you get a better helmet

[primal laurel]

Ikr, too bad I lost it and had to pick up another one due to it being stuck on a random npc

[severe fulcrum]

when it isn't crashing elves are just spawning behind you :(

[somber cairn]

i saw this and wondered what it was

oh

snap that neck

[simple cliff]

https://youtu.be/W4jH6m4lGJw

[oak gorge]

that look like maniac work

[oak gorge]

https://media.tenor.com/LUYKzM8g7ggAAAAM/oddkast-assassin-creed.gif

[naive ferry]

chłopie masz boskiego farta, krótki miecz od razu po spawnie

u mnie się zaczynają pojawiać gdzieś tak po 10 wrogach

[tribal thorn]

24 hours

[stiff rune]

how do you guys manage to get armor?

[somber cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1163916088636084244/image.png?ex=65415054&is=652edb54&hm=dd457afac6a31d37cb198bddbb2c9d3ae0bbfb410a80088705e67989cbfccf0e&

[vocal siren]

progress

[ebon cipher]

I wish accidentally opening your photo gallery didn't fuck up your entire shot bro

I swear to fucking god I have fucked up several amazing shots because of that shit

[drowsy forge]

guys

[wide elbow]

I had to improvise

i won btw

[strange sonnet]

most sane half sword player

[unborn coral]

Great video! almost understood Polish))))) But mainly, you found a bug with shortswords alt grip and I fixed it)) thank you)

[unborn coral]

(((Medieval))) Surgeon Simulator)

[unborn coral]

coz it iz))))

[wide elbow]

Franky, why is it called a fencing simulator when there is no fencing

[somber cairn]

I really like the fact you can pull the weapons out of your body, it feels like a unique "healing" system although it's not really helping you

[unborn coral]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/951850605333786060/37EAC8DF8F41F72485EC8E147CD85E0F4E37871B/

[unborn coral]

Holy.... can you send me the original?)

[severe fulcrum]

hahahahahha

[urban cargo]

average mace https://medal.tv/games/requested/clips/1z9Eo6RxFZCma1/d13371NhmvX1?invite=cr-MSxoZlIsMTc5MjM3MzIwLA

[unborn coral]

oh, it is helping) If someone touches that thing while its inside, u may die)

[unborn coral]

it is not fencing???? looks like I have couple of questions for my sword master now

[eager fox]

Scytthe is so fucked up brah

[tacit lintel]

trickshot

[eager fox]

One hander with a two hander 💔

[tacit lintel]

i did that exact thing

it was silly

but then the fucking game FLUNG ME ACROSS THE MAP 😠 😠 😠 FOR SOME RASON

[eager fox]

mine got stabbed in the neck before he could get a bevor 💔 💔 💔

[tacit lintel]

also one thing i found out is if you find a shield and you already have one you can put it on your hip for extra armor

[eager fox]

on that same one handed guy i picked up one of those massive shields and put it on my back

though it didnt really end up working that well since i still got stabbed in the back of the neck

[tacit lintel]

noob

i hold my weapon up near my head so they cant do that

[eager fox]

i had one (1) hand and that hand was injured

[tacit lintel]

why did you have to put the (1)

[eager fox]

Just making sure

[rare furnace]

@eager fox Hi There

[eager fox]

Hi Evalya

@rare furnace

[tacit lintel]

muder

[eager fox]

that guy chopped off my arm so i had to do that to him sorry

[rare furnace]

Deservered!

[tacit lintel]

deservered

[ebon cipher]

Low effort screencap

[eager fox]

i ❤️ grappling
https://medal.tv/games/requested/clips/1za0y3DfI5sDlf/d1337SUWFUT1?invite=cr-MSxCZFosMTY4MDczNDkxLA

[hybrid sparrow]

i now want to attempt this when someone has that weapon

[rare furnace]

@eager fox @primal laurel he cut my arm off and my weapon went flying so i tackled him to the ground and grabbed a nearby lamp and bldugeoned him with it. im really liking the improvisation you have to do pretty frequetnly

[eager fox]

One time i hit a guy so hard in the head that my arm fell off and his head exploded

[rare furnace]

LOL

oof

[eager fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1163133068807250071/Y7BmspZJ6NyqWOugyxdWxQ.mp4?ex=653e7715&is=652c0215&hm=120ede999e1b44a78db6cccf6b1392610ac7f636d919e162f2b371dbeefc8b25&

[empty pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/hoodwinked-hoodwinked-too-slap-gif-23733043

[rare furnace]

LOL

epic.

[eager fox]

i Love physics based Combat

[rare furnace]

Yea

I jsut wish blocking was more consistent

[ebon cipher]

Normal people activities

[atomic void]

4 mentions?

[atomic void]

Thanks for the songs Luca. Will there be more progressive songs, like if enemies don’t detect you but you’re near it will play something, same for the opposite.

Or the more enemies the more layers are added to the song, and intensity.

[atomic void]

Doesn’t always work.

[atomic void]

Is the roadmap public? I don’t think I’ve seen it yet

[candid fog]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-why-are-you-following-me-donkey-why-did-you-follow-me-angry-gif-16720067

this is like the 4th time ive ran into you in unrelated servers

[ebon cipher]

Holy shit you are everywhere

[candid fog]

do you watch Random Madness

[ebon cipher]

Nope

[candid fog]

so this is entirely random

sweet

weird!

[modern hill]

Yess, definitely; there are ideas like that 😊 just not yet!

[junior hemlock]

@jagged dawn How much hours do you have on Half Sword?

in the Steam demo

[jagged dawn]

Not a ton

boug 10

bout*

[junior hemlock]

oh

[jagged dawn]

Been havin a grand ol time though

[junior hemlock]

Maybe i have to much free time.

[jagged dawn]

lol

Ill definitely be keeping track of how the game goes

[junior hemlock]

i think i been keeping the track of this game scinse Franky had his own channel

idk if you remember that

[jagged dawn]

oh nop

Im afraid I havent been around that long

[junior hemlock]

here

I knew the game from this video

lol

Thanks Random Madness

[jagged dawn]

I caught wind from a twitter post lol

Of a guy beating another guy to death with a shovel

[junior hemlock]

lmao

[primal laurel]

sure

[steep wadi]

ow

[junior hemlock]

Please don't kill me sir!

[tacit lintel]

grrrr

[weary veldt]

This happened

[junior hemlock]

OMAGA

[junior hemlock]

bro this thing got sent flying infront of me

Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit

What a mess

[junior hemlock]

He got bonked 💀

[tacit lintel]

NEW RECORD

the fight

i won

knife

holy shit if i die now i will actually commit a crime

YOOOOOO

why he look like that tho

[barren patrol]

https://streamable.com/qh2up3 throwing is the most goated mechanic in the game

[junior hemlock]

Showcasing the blood

[tacit lintel]

hehehe

american dream

just a flesh wound

[junior hemlock]

This is The end This is The end This is The end This is The end This is The end😔

[tacit lintel]

goblin

[sturdy lodge]

yowch

[tacit lintel]

im gonna die

i am so happy

i ie

[lament shale]

The Godly Bloody Scythe

Emperor's Dual Axe

[junior hemlock]

Trust in Half Sword be like:

[rain phoenix]

yea thrusting is terrible, i rarely use it, except pitchfork just cause of the range. AIs have heatseeking missile mode for it tho

[tacit lintel]

I GOT MY KNIFE BACK BOOOIII

[junior hemlock]

i use it just for the fork thingy (idk how it's called)

[tacit lintel]

FULL SUIT OF ARMOR

i die today

[junior hemlock]

Ya'll don't know how much i hate being killed in 2 seconds of run by this mfs with the large candle 😡

[tacit lintel]

i lost my other hand 😦

the new weapon

i let someone cut my head off cause slapping people with my arms isnt very effective when they have full armor

we all hate tripping on that one lantern then you cant walk normaly the entire time your alive

[tough shell]

This gem

[tacit lintel]

i hate these guys

[lament shale]

this is what go happen when you play with knives

[serene geyser]

sickest couple screenshots ill take for a while

[fossil nova]

Oh yeah! Armor for arms

[fossil nova]

What the hell? I had silver sword and t-h mace, and after crash I have other weapons

[tacit lintel]

rip

[fossil nova]

Oh shit, sheathing weapons sometimes very deadly

[fervent grove]

got my hammer stuck in a guy and he started spinning

[tacit lintel]

erm what the deuce it saves when it crash but it also opened 2 of it and they both kinda different

[lament shale]

look who popped up in my game

[odd jetty]

blood looks cool

[tacit lintel]

human meatshield

[unborn coral]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty/images/4/4b/.44_Magnum_menu_icon_CoDO.png/revision/latest?cb=20200504181351

[unborn coral]

meanwhile Adam:
https://youtu.be/L1WKUA-A8Lg?t=128

[junior hemlock]

maybe im to bad at the game

[serene geyser]

tf2 reference?!?!?!

[tough shell]

The start:
https://tenor.com/view/slam-table-28stab-wounds-connor-dbh-detroit-become-human-gif-17801169

[oak gorge]

ouch

[junior hemlock]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[woeful thistle]

@near gate watch this

[junior hemlock]

BRO IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING GUY WITH THE CANDLESTICK 😡

[woeful thistle]

@near gate Killing people with what you say?

[junior hemlock]

How good is this axe?

NVM I GOT FLUNG AWAY

[somber cairn]

blue man

[junior hemlock]

did no ended to well 💀

OH NO

Not looking so good 🥶

[somber cairn]

yeah not looking good either

[junior hemlock]

i got flung away 💀

im ded 😔

[tacit lintel]

actually made two face lmao

[junior hemlock]

He din't get me 😈

4K Blood

[left valve]

Hi

[finite shoal]

im russian btw

[somber cairn]

@graceful meadow I´m not an expert, but that doesn´t seem right

[primal laurel]

gg

[hazy minnow]

I'm crouching and I can't get up! Probably too much blood loss

[lone coral]

I couldnt pick up my own arm to beat him with it so i had to punch him for serveral minutes.

[hazy minnow]

this but a scratch

[fiery willow]

well it killed me

[lone coral]

guy got me good but could give up before i died.

[somber cairn]

Hell yeah

[fiery willow]

FUCK

[somber cairn]

bruh

[fiery willow]

There is nothing we can do."

omagaww

meh

[polar hull]

you can't tell me that's not a face

[barren patrol]

was proud of myself for getting so far until...

[sand tangle]

last one

[finite shoal]

How are u doing this screenshots after death?

[barren patrol]

photo mode after death still works but you need to kinda guess how the picture will turn out cuz the death image pops up and blocks your screen

[fallen tide]

yoink

[timber shell]

red

[supple field]

fully armord

[odd jetty]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[odd jetty]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[urban cargo]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/requested/clips/1zfOKt0DGR3rxa/d1337SUrnf6E?invite=cr-MSxLcTgsMTc5MjM3MzIwLA guess what happens next

[severe fulcrum]

Sad because you can't have a two handed sidearm? Here's the solution

[hoary badge]

i got to the swords difficulty with fist alone

https://tenor.com/view/bruncket-gif-21790584

[young nimbus]

possibly the worst luck I've ever had, the game REALLY didn't want me to have this polehammer

[tacit lintel]

holy shit i make a kebab

just a scratch, he can continue to fight

[tacit lintel]

lmaooo

[blissful shell]

double click to thrust is crazy 💀

[fallen tide]

i pocketed a corpse (holstered my axe and its stuck)

merry christmas!

the ultumate invention:
axelight

[candid fog]

tried to pick up hammer
trips and falls
the fall is so violent that you bounce 39 feet into the air
land in front of an enemy

[tepid ridge]

HELMET RIGHT OFF THE BAT

orange fitzgerald the 3rd has brutalized his first victim

[mystic cape]

longest run yet

[tepid ridge]

orange fitzgerald has brutalized his second victim

orange fitzgerald now walks away after killing his 3rd victim

orange fitzgerald now has clothes

orange the third now brutalizes his 4th victim and runs

orange fitzgerald now owns funi looking man

orange fitzgerald now does funi blade trickery

fitzgerald now flees the scene

elf and blade

[tepid ridge]

oof

i have not wore this helmet before, nice

half swording in half sword is extremely rare

[echo jackal]

god damn it!

[tepid ridge]

IM DOIN IT, HALF SWORDING IN HALF SWORD!!!!!!

man half swording is fun

[echo jackal]

no dick, no balls, and definitely no butt hole because this guy feeds on radiation

[tepid ridge]

pow

[viscid sand]

I gave them arming swords

Average day in London, England

[viscid sand]

Agony

[leaden ibex]

the music timing lmaooo

[fringe jewel]

uh I can explain

[junior hemlock]

Oh so NOW you want mercy???

Hell no

[sand tangle]

my most precise hit

[fringe jewel]

one arm jack

[sand tangle]

and a very satisfying kill

[fringe jewel]

tis but a scratch

found a chest piece

they broke my arm this is the end

[atomic void]

this shirt color is dope. @fringe jewel omg hi twin!

[junior hemlock]

Amazing physics in this update, good job devs 🔥

[atomic void]

Its way easier to get hurt now. I got tobbled over..
Did the NPCS get updated?

Hoozah!

he was so scared of me that he killed himself
#lol!

Hes in the floor, and his sheild almost hit me at mach 1000

quite the percidament

[junior hemlock]

This shiet is OP

[atomic void]

do they have any regular spears ingame'

each time i loose my gut i go demon time

RAHHH
@fringe jewel brother i fight for you

[atomic void]

I died

his head ate my axe handle

Descided to give yall a little sum

Or this, i think 2nd is better

[atomic void]

OP sword, it protects your hand when you dont have hand gaurds yet

Give me a chest peice bitch

He got me in the neck..?

I Survived!

[junior hemlock]

Im blue da bah deh da ba daeh da bah deh da bah daeh

[atomic void]

i am powerful (i will die with a chest peice)

[low gulch]

psycho to psycho communication

[atomic void]

These guys are soemhow more dangerous than the FORK...

one must kill

[atomic void]

Wtf I didnt know there was THREE. and ALL BEHIND ME

COOL PURPLE SWORD

GIVE ME MY ARMOR

Oh shit.

This helmet i think is worse..

I think i just died

nope now i am

[cedar shard]

"🧍‍♂️"

[fiery willow]

adrenaline went sky rocketing when I saw the dagger, and that random dude showing up when i unsheathed my sword

[atomic void]

Grimmm Rippaaa

[junior hemlock]

Hell Yeaaaaaaahhhh

[atomic void]

That kit is really good, use it

PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Check out my sick pants dude... 🤘

Had to drop the cool purple sword.. My big thang kept getting stuck on it 😭

No worries though guys!

i got flung across the ground 100 yards but didnt die due to my stupid sheild being stuck on my amrs

Do i loose all my gear if i leave

[junior hemlock]

yeah, don't leave just whait for a crash

[atomic void]

I CANT CRASH MAN 😭

[junior hemlock]

Play till you die 🫡

[atomic void]

God bless soldier

Just missing foot, crotch? and neck protection

[junior hemlock]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A REAL SWORD

[atomic void]

are you fucking serious.... 😭

Blessed of the curse in a way?

[cedar shard]

its jover

[atomic void]

1000 Yards.

[shy turtle]

nearly there

[atomic void]

hold up.. GOTTA EDIT THIS!

i exited on mistake

Worthy Opponent.. My end is here.

Nvm i brain damaged him in one hit

[junior hemlock]

Wich one is better?????

[atomic void]

Upgraded pants.

@shy turtle Good job

More equipment i put on my arms i think

Oh i may be dead..

I wish i could video

I want his mouth gaurd

Bitch slapped him

[junior hemlock]

@shy turtle

[atomic void]

I got pointy elbows now.. WTF YOU CAN HAVE BACK ARMOR?

he got my neck..

You have to be kidding me!

[junior hemlock]

u ded 🫡

[shy turtle]

i just want a sallet helm or leg protection

[atomic void]

FUCK..

This would be great like 10 minutes ago when i had my arm

AHHAA>.. AHAHAHAHAH!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

[atomic void]

AHAHAHHAAHHAH

[shy turtle]

wich is better?

[atomic void]

AHAHAHAH! (right for more armor, left if accurate)

[junior hemlock]

Bro i can't find the enemies shirt like just the enemies can wear it??

[shy turtle]

no way

legs!!

almost fully suited up

[atomic void]

Now it matches me, good job buddy. I wish i had my arm but i had it cut off due to sheild glitch

[shy turtle]

no amount of fatal errors can stop me
@atomic void u real good at this with 1 arm

[atomic void]

Only shoulder and foot left...

[junior hemlock]

Bro this Sword is OP

[atomic void]

I am very accurate with my hits... I HAVE TO BE 😭

[shy turtle]

it is super op
buddy tried to sneak up on me 💀

[atomic void]

you can break their sheilds off if your item is long enough. swing down and up and slightly left

[shy turtle]

pov ur arms are hurt and u gotta wait for them to heal before u can fight:

[atomic void]

new glove.

He got me real bad, but i was abe to get his jugular

Cant put my sword back on... Goodbye good friend

[shy turtle]

i found it

rate my drip

[junior hemlock]

This weapon is good?

[shy turtle]

golden hammer???

[atomic void]

DAA GOLD!! GOLD!!

[shy turtle]

sorta id stick with sword and shield if u still have them

[tepid ridge]

i love torturing people by widening holes in their shoulder

[atomic void]

Now i need to start fighting 4 people at once with 1 arm..

Death.

[atomic void]

Doubled my points.

[shy turtle]

NOOOOOOOO

[tepid ridge]

he flipped a table in anger

[junior hemlock]

Im making it out the abyss with this one 🗣️ 🔥

[shy turtle]

decapitated and i found a tower shield too :c

[junior hemlock]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[shy turtle]

back at square 1

[junior hemlock]

14th century drip 🥶

[atomic void]

10k... Needed..

[junior hemlock]

New shirt 🥶 cold fuck

[atomic void]

Really nice photos, but i feel like you should darken them

[tepid ridge]

mercy will not be given

[atomic void]

i think its quite red

[tepid ridge]

how dare you slightly damage my knee, now there is no savior for you

[atomic void]

He took my pickaxe :(

[junior hemlock]

This is the furtest ive gone

[atomic void]

lost arm, reset button

got helmet, thats like 850 - 1000+

A legend, defeated.

[mental sphinx]

I'm still alive

[round python]

Shishkebab

[tepid ridge]

most elf drip i've gotten since my game crashed

[tepid ridge]

more dripped

[atomic void]

i died, anyways FEAR ME!

[shy turtle]

no shot this weapon rack almost killed me

my axe is killing me now

[modern hill]

low end pc 😦

[atomic void]

This game really dont want me to get to 10k

[atomic void]

Low PC, high end pictures

[atomic void]

FUCKING BITCH

2k AGAIN?!

[radiant basin]

no bugs whatsoever

[acoustic steeple]

I have to use my shield to beat enemies to death because my sword can't go through their armor- but the sword is the one thing I was determined to find- a hand and a half sword. I refuse to use anything else

[radiant basin]

watch yo tone

[acoustic steeple]

Aint no way bruh

[atomic void]

ill think about it

I am happy again 😁

[junior hemlock]

Goated Shoes 🔥 🔥 🔥 🥶

[atomic void]

LIFES GOOD

i died

[junior hemlock]

He got me good ngl

[drowsy forge]

first pieces of armor (:

[atomic void]

give me vest pls

Ok then

[radiant basin]

ignore my attempt at a decap

[atomic void]

bro they got all armor, give me armor too

One must acheive chest peice

[atomic void]

GIVE ME A SHIRT

U CANT BE SERIOUS

[junior hemlock]

Rate my 14th cetury drip 🥶 🥶

[atomic void]

EVERYTHING BUT A CHEST PEICE

[jagged dawn]

Demons from the underworld tryna break through

[atomic void]

they broke my arm. time to run for a while

[atomic void]

fucking whore

[jagged dawn]

Flesh wound

[primal laurel]

using half swording

[junior hemlock]

Fuck

[echo jackal]

im gonna cryyyyyyyyyy

[junior hemlock]

I don't know if I can go far with one arm

[atomic void]

Very far, i got about 6545 like that, and 5000~ when i was missing my guts

starter loot

[junior hemlock]

but u are missing ur guts, i don't have a arm wich means i can only use 1 handed weapons😭

[jagged dawn]

Luigi has had enough

[atomic void]

Yeah, use a mace, the weird one with the dots in there, youll get FAR... REALLY FAR... Like 8k if your lucky

THANK YOU GOD

My legs.. Heavily damaghed.. Right hand.. Heavily damaged.. Hit the other guys sword away and survived only due to that

I may die.

this game with its 3000 unchangeable buttons didnt let me surrender due to that

starter loot!

[junior hemlock]

No way u got a dagger as a starter loot

[atomic void]

not starter loot now!

[echo jackal]

so uhhhh, i had a fatal error and when i joined back my foot was missing and it looked like i skinned my knee going mach 2

[junior hemlock]

Npc's equipment be like:

FINALLY IM OUT OF THE PEASANT PHASE YAAAAAY

[echo jackal]

its a shame that i keep losing my limbs every god damn run

which axe should i use for only one arm

[junior hemlock]

I keep dying by this rats with swords and shields

[junior hemlock]

The one covered in blood

[atomic void]

💀

[echo jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479 "man i cant get past these pesky shields!" dual wielding:

[junior hemlock]

How u still alive

[spark wigeon]

one handed mace thats longer than some two handed ones:^

[echo jackal]

cant send messages without a image bud

[junior hemlock]

Be looking too fresh today 14th century drip🥶 🥶

[atomic void]

i died by being stabbed in my foot

[echo jackal]

where does the sleeve go if its a fresh shirt you put on?

[junior hemlock]

I swear if i die im going to bombard peru 😡 i ain't playing another 25 straight fucking minutes to get armor and fun weapons to get killed 2 seconds later.

[echo jackal]

im just gonna use my fists at this point (checkpoints when?)

[junior hemlock]

Would be cool that every 5000 points you get checkpoint or idk (image to not get my message deleted)

Best starter loot ever 🔥

[echo jackal]

dont you hate how the scythe wobbles like that

huh?

[junior hemlock]

press right mouse button, it fixes it

[echo jackal]

i was complaining how the right mouse button attack wobbles

[junior hemlock]

Bro i decapitated him and he cut my face and im ded 💀

[echo jackal]

the most skilled fencer in HS when they get a nose bleed:

[echo jackal]

i hhit a day in play time!!!

[round python]

bungholio

[junior hemlock]

Fuck the white shirt guy 😡

[echo jackal]

man I FUCKING HOLSTERED MY DAMN MORNING STAR LOOKIN THING AND MY DAGGER SOMEHOW STABBED ME IN THE CHEST (screenshot unrelated)

[junior hemlock]

Bro i din't make this trail of blood.....💀

[junior hemlock]

he got bonked

[echo jackal]

got bonked with 2 very sharp pieces of metal

[echo jackal]

go activate windows

[junior hemlock]

No

[atomic void]

That was me for the last like… 5 hours. I got 6k points… then 3k.. then 2k 5 times in a row.. then 1k, then 40 points, and then 2k atleast a dozen more times or near there, and then 4k twice and then I quit after I was decapitated instantly I swung.

Cat so I can speak

[junior hemlock]

ive never had more than 4k points (i need more daggers i need more daggers, bigger axes bigger axes, c'mon game)

[atomic void]

Bruh. I though you had like a ton more. My max was 6454, and I usually get 4000 on a hood run, and 2000 on a bad run

[junior hemlock]

nah, this is the furtest ive gone

[atomic void]

This was my 2nd more geared attempt

You’d think I’d die from a chest wound… nope they beheaddd me with a sword while I had a NECK GUARD!!!

[junior hemlock]

i need more bullets 🔥

[atomic void]

I just got shoulder parts before this image and I was missing a arm, I was a goat with this guy

[junior hemlock]

imma try to get 5500 points rq hold on

[atomic void]

Don’t you die on me son. Put a mace up in the air if you do… for my 6k run..

[junior hemlock]

i'll do it sir, i swear.

i don't know if im going to get past this guy 💀

i did

im making it to 5000 points with this one 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

Got my first armor 🔥

[atomic void]

Never wear a shirt son

[junior hemlock]

Im sorry father.....

oh no...

Bro help my game crashed and the fucking autosave saved when it crashes

BRO IM STUCK

im not joking i keep entering the game and it crashes

It's over 🫡

i can't play no more

bro it's not a joke 😭

[junior hemlock]

ouch

How is he alive 💀

[tacit lintel]

my best attemt was done in this condition from start, no hand, and big red spot on right side of screen

[placid crow]

Fatal Error!

[dusty ivy]

https://i.imgur.com/gG5pdTl.jpeg i flew away cus i tried to sheathe both weapons

https://i.imgur.com/twmgnJd.png

[tacit lintel]

how do you take picture while ded

[junior hemlock]

press x

[modest perch]

I tried to lift Mjolnir

[primal laurel]

armless man

[unborn coral]

ur still in the loop?

[primal laurel]

I think there is a way to fix it

[primal laurel]

I believe if you go to %appdata% and then go to local and then go to halfswordue5 and then go to savegames you delete these three folders it should work

[unborn coral]

yes, there is

[unborn coral]

and this is it)

here, a pic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040332340230103042/1164110868007632897/image.png?ex=654205bb&is=652f90bb&hm=0e3884bbff63104de0ae8e6878e5fd6d82490458438242cf0624af3e0978cd3e&

[unborn coral]

here https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040332340230103042/1164110868007632897/image.png?ex=654205bb&is=652f90bb&hm=0e3884bbff63104de0ae8e6878e5fd6d82490458438242cf0624af3e0978cd3e&

delete this

@junior hemlock do you remember what you were wearing and holding when crash happened?

@junior hemlock and also when did it happen? What were you doing?

in the game)

[heady willow]

i came so far

[fallen tide]

the lego suit

[primal laurel]

what the heck, post that shit on feedback now

[sand tangle]

takedown

[woeful thistle]

this was a pretty grueling grappling match ngl

[languid plaza]

once you got a weapon stick in your body emotions raise up as taking out a weapon oftenly cut your whole arm or hand xd

[sand tangle]

Damn

[sterile dock]

he is so proud

[sand tangle]

bro self destructed 💀

[wide elbow]

Who else can survive a scythe to the head

[languid plaza]

this is how many videos i have from a game. each video is some great story. and also 2/3 of times nvidia geforce experince dosent work in game

[tacit lintel]

tip: check the inside of every barrel! they can often contain late-game weapons and armor!!

[solemn slate]

holy fuck they didnt lie about maces they explode heads

[candid totem]

Dude in a box.

[carmine jetty]

Farthest ive gotten 5335

[left valve]

dude is still not dead

[bronze pulsar]

I saved him! 😄

[half wyvern]

MY WEAPON GOT STUCK

[tacit lintel]

he took my weapon so i took his arm..

[supple field]

what's wrong with this picture?

[polar roost]

almost did not make it out alive

[half wyvern]

[severe fulcrum]

mans spawned under the ground, took a while for him to stop screaming.

[silver briar]

fastest kill ive ever got

[polar hull]

a bit of a predicament

[silver briar]

this can happen???