halfsword-chat-⚔

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News get late to my village

[faint cradle]

Lmao it's all good

Yeah it's really really good for a 0.1 release, but I'm not gonna get too much into that in the half sword chat

[safe rain]

Mmmmmmm metal sword

Lovecraftian leviatans are now a thing

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I used to have one but then it suffered a catastrophic failure

[safe rain]

Maybe even the Jomüngardner

I think I'm wrong writing it

[patent adder]

I like your funny words magic man

What is the jom

[safe rain]

The Nordic snake of the world

A big snake than its said to cover the whole world

Eat entire islands

[faint cradle]

Jörmungandr

[safe rain]

And move the ocean itself

[safe rain]

I thank thee kindly

[patent adder]

Gang we're not surviving this crash landing sorry

[faint cradle]

No worries

[safe rain]

For now we have Yggdrasil

The World tree

The one to hold this and other 8 realms together

[faint cradle]

I like to sip on its sap

[safe rain]

If destroyed, reality as we know it goes with it

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Funny words magic man x2

[safe rain]

Yisss

[patent adder]

Bought half sword

Totally didnt refund it on the day of release

[safe rain]

Welcome to the Early acces

I mean

[patent adder]

dark times lie ahead...

[safe rain]

Beta mega Alpha 0.1

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Remember greenlight?

[dreamy sequoia]

Its a pop feeling followed by the inability to use your limb.

[safe rain]

Just like bello neighboor

[faint cradle]

GOD

Anything but that for half sword

"Wow this Hello Neighbor concept sure is neat! I can't wait to see where it goes in future builds!"

[safe rain]

Early acces has ended!
Now we start making the game, please wishlist us on steam!

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My neighbors fear me cuz I once walked out of the woods near my place with an airgun and told their son he can borrow it if he wants to shoot shit in the woods

I might be autistic

[faint cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/scotty-polar-express-ain't-we-all-polar-exprezz-polar-express-ain't-we-all-gif-899605535484049093

[safe rain]

A free ticket to go hunting, and in my backdoor?
Damn thats a good offer

[faint cradle]

Awwwe that gif is broken isn't it

[safe rain]

Embed

Embed is

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but fair point

We are in a half sword discord

[faint cradle]

lmao

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Get free rabbit meat with this cool trick

Woods are vast and rabbits are thankfully plentiful

[faint cradle]

That's kinda their whole thing I notice

[willow rampart]

I made ts

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Lots of deere too

But we're out of season

[sharp orchid]

why is the guy in the backgrouns looking behind him and not at the football player even though he is clearly behind the bars

[patent adder]

bro its the artists vision

type shit

[safe rain]

Mmmmm remembers me of rdr2

[patent adder]

It is surprisingly common to see people in the deep woods

Like legit you be walking somewhere in deep Nowhere Woods and then there's a guy

With a spear

(True story btw)

[safe rain]

Or with a hockey mask and a machete?

[patent adder]

(I still meet him occasionally)

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What happens in the woods stays in the woods

[sharp orchid]

are you a cryptid trying to convince people to go into the woods

[safe rain]

Mmmm oak wood

[patent adder]

And as you know, on the second day God made the chinese sks so man could protect himself

And who am I to refuse God's gifts

[patent adder]

Dude woods are so cool trust

[safe rain]

Scope or iron sight

[sharp orchid]

ykw yeah i SHOULD go into the woods alone at night

matter of fact i should whistle as loud as i can so other people in the woods arent scared if they come across me

[dreamy sequoia]

It builds character. Good for your soul.

[patent adder]

Irons, used to have another with a red dot but boy was the tapco stock ugly

[patent adder]

(dont do this gang)

[safe rain]

Mmmm good protection from any appalachia shenanigan

[patent adder]

If you run out of ammo you still could try to fight back the way the founding fathers intended

[dreamy sequoia]

Just start shouting half sword insults if you come across anything unusual. A CUCKOLD or HEDGEBORN will surely scare the cryptids away.

[safe rain]

Bbbbayoneeet

[sharp orchid]

everybody gangsta till they start shouting them back

[patent adder]

This indeed works, you'll just have to believe me

Cussed out a pair of glowing eyes at 3 am once, it ran off

[faint cradle]

Every evil spirit gangsta til they hear BISMILLAHHHHHH

[patent adder]

Got scared shitless still ofc

My father used to say that evil is afraid of strong language

[sharp orchid]

once had something growl at me from the bushes in my yard, and i said "OH HELL NO" so loudly i scared it off

[rotund shadow]

does this seem excesive for odachi

grips for some reason keep breaking if its shorter

[safe rain]

Mmm close to a naginata

[patent adder]

I now know this thing exists

[safe rain]

But no, good design

[dreamy sequoia]

Traditionally. The odachi has the same size grip as a katana, the blade near the tsuba was wrapped in a fabric, and gripped for two handed strikes

What you're making there is nearly a naginata

[patent adder]

Did the japanese use spears

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes. Mostly the naginata

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What is a naginata

[dreamy sequoia]

And instead of being thrown they were used as a giant slash/stab melee.

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Googled it

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must've been expensive to get one

[safe rain]

Mmm lovely

[dreamy sequoia]

These are considered a housewife's home defence tool, from the 15th century, easily accessible and cheap to produce

[faint cradle]

Probably not too much more expensive than a katana would have been, especially depending on the quality

Historical Japanese blacksmiths were no fuckin joke

[rotund shadow]

from references

[safe rain]

Not as much, katanas were civil and war weaponry in The dinasties

[rotund shadow]

the tsuka is as long as a forearm usually

[dreamy sequoia]

Ngl, probably cheaper than a katana, even wakizashi was more intricate

[safe rain]

Odachis

Wakizashi

Naginatas

Blades all over

[sharp orchid]

wazowski

like mike wasozki

[dreamy sequoia]

Odachi was the 'spear' that was used between naginata and katana.

[patent adder]

Doesnt Japan have like this 👌 much ore

[dreamy sequoia]

Basically just a huge katana

[safe rain]

The blade has one Green eye

[safe rain]

Do you have any ibuprofen?

[safe rain]

I got a headache

[rotund shadow]

this is much more proportinally correct

BUT THE DEFAULT GRIP IS LIKE THIS

[dreamy sequoia]

They didnt primarily use specialised Japanese steel for naginata. That was mostly preserved for katana

[patent adder]

He'll walk it off

[rotund shadow]

THE DEFAULT GRIP IS ALREADY A HALFSWORD

[safe rain]

A katana grip?

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes basically. Now that blade needs to be double the length

[safe rain]

We have found something interésting

[sharp orchid]

change the grip style to 2h sword or smthn

[dreamy sequoia]

Odachi is gripped one hand on grip, the other at the base of the blade

[rotund shadow]

2h grip has extremly shit handling

[dreamy sequoia]

I bet

[rotund shadow]

had to use polearm

[patent adder]

I am very ignorant about the east please excuse my medieval serf vibes

[dreamy sequoia]

Can see why katana replaced it

[dreamy sequoia]

I just like combat as a whole, its cool

[patent adder]

Speaking of

time to try half sword

brb

[safe rain]

Mmmmm I Do remember one legendary odachi

[patent adder]

Why was plate armor mostly a west thing I wonder

[dreamy sequoia]

Nodachi/odachi are the same thing.

[rotund shadow]

hmm

so a 7ft odachi wouldnt be far fetched

[sharp orchid]

i should learn to make custom swords and release a weapon pack called "Smitor's scimitars"

[rotund shadow]

i could teach ya

aint that hard

alot less pain then guns

[dreamy sequoia]

Probably to combat the rising use of firearms and polearms/pollaxes

[rotund shadow]

for sure

[safe rain]

Thanks to the greeks and romans

Aswell as most of leather and chain armour

[rotund shadow]

got this neat lil snap

[safe rain]

But the Real deal

Was the mongol

[patent adder]

My people would just chainmail mostly or nothing at all

[safe rain]

Ouch my wrist fel that

[dreamy sequoia]

Believe it or not, but, for the time period this game is set in, the biggest and baddest mfers at the time was the hungarian black army.

[patent adder]

And lamellar shit ye but it must've been pricey

[safe rain]

That was reserved For army and crusaders only

Not even the high people get that because well, chatolic

[sharp orchid]

some nice sword cuts here

[safe rain]

One For big and one for movies

[patent adder]

am slav

[dreamy sequoia]

Mostly used for cavalryman tbh

[patent adder]

as far as I know plate was not a thing around those parts

It is also a great shame that almost every sword ended up curved

I like curved swords still

[dreamy sequoia]

The slavs, wallachia and Hungarians all used blackened/blued steel, mostly Italian and Swiss designs.

[sharp orchid]

medkit functionality

[faint cradle]

Slavic armor was usually scaled afaik

[patent adder]

you got images?

[dreamy sequoia]

There isnt much surviving images

[patent adder]

an average militiaman would be a guy with a shield and an axe and datsit lol

[dreamy sequoia]

Matthias corvinus was the man that made it all happen.

[rotund shadow]

odachi next to willie for scale

could it be longer?

[spark axle]

might've been an accident but that would unironically be a good alt grip for stabbing weapons

[patent adder]

how does one obtain the level of courage required to go into battle without any body armor at all I will never understand

[sharp orchid]

no i dont like him becuase he made everyone go into lockdown in march 2020

[patent adder]

unless forced ofc

or drugs

[rotund shadow]

since nodachi has a forearem length grip it is kinda unwieldy in the default 2h sword grip

polearm grip IS DEVINE

[patent adder]

immaculate swag

[rotund shadow]

but it half swords as a result

[spark axle]

did you try changing the position of the Lhand grip on the mesh to make him grab the grip further down?

[dreamy sequoia]

I have found hafted has the best swing for a 2h sword-like grip, when it comes to functioning like a sword.

[rotund shadow]

first thing i did

[patent adder]

Just logged into half sword first time

[rotund shadow]

imidetly broke hand switching

[patent adder]

There's already an abyss soul mad at me

was willy always this caked up bruh

[patent adder]

Decapitated it

[rotund shadow]

wanted to make grip transitions like this part of the gameplay flow of using the odachi

[patent adder]

Oh it kept the save from b4 the refund

[sharp orchid]

what the FUCK did i hit here

[patent adder]

It turns out I employ a man named Mathias

[dreamy sequoia]

Rear of armpit by the looks of it.

[dreamy sequoia]

Very common 15th century name.

Matteo also

[patent adder]

I just had to pay him

[dreamy sequoia]

Matthew in general.

[patent adder]

19 phenings this guy better not die

[sharp orchid]

i mean that armor must give a hell of a lot of armipit exposure for him to be put out of commision from it

[dreamy sequoia]

Ngl i use the armpit as my way to cut dudes in half, if theyre heavily armoured

[spark axle]

I think he's just not wearing pauldrons under the tabard

[restive barn]

n

hi

chat

[patent adder]

Yeah I read a certain book by a guy named Matthew some wild stuff written down there

[sharp orchid]

yeah just checked you were right

[patent adder]

bro he just like me fr fr

No I'm not as cool

[restive barn]

why u ignore me

[patent adder]

I don't have a stick with my own tiny head mounted on it

[patent adder]

Sorry?

[restive barn]

not you lol

[patent adder]

Hello

Oh alr mb

I'm sleep deprived

Feelin very dayz

I jost got my hand chopped off and fixed it for 4 dollars

[faint cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/suit-up-gif-26300871

[patent adder]

What kind of doctors they got in Halfswordville bro

[faint cradle]

:(

They got sacred oils and shit

Rub some blessings on that

[patent adder]

Based but also bro how

[faint cradle]

Probably the same kinda way the tarot guy can literally pay off the dead

[patent adder]

(A half sword player encounters something called a "game design choice")

[faint cradle]

Losing a limb in the abyss suddenly makes it a different game

I had a guy named Snothard who got his leg chopped off 1 guy into a 7 guy abyss and I learned how to hop on one leg just well enough to win

My most badass screenshot ever is from that one

[patent adder]

Bro imagine being born in 14th century and then they name you Snothard

[faint cradle]

I imagine it's pronounced like 'Snotterd'

[restive barn]

more willie prime stuff

[sharp orchid]

hit this guy so hard his eyelashes disconnected from his eye

[restive barn]

snot turd

lmao

[faint cradle]

Or more like snodderd

Like you'd pronounce Goddard

Because pronouncing it like snot hard seems cumbersome to the middle english pallete

[restive barn]

are you in american english dialect or british english

[patent adder]

(My actual last name translates to something along the lines of pathetic/crooked thanks to the unique flavor of superstition one of my ancestors had)

doxing myse;f\

[faint cradle]

Honestly I'm not sure

[patent adder]

again

[restive barn]

do you flap your ts

like in "butter"

[faint cradle]

Oh I see

Either way having the stop between snot and hard seems icky

[patent adder]

Snot Hard

[faint cradle]

Whether it's a pronounced 't' or like just a stop in the sound

[restive barn]

willie prime can heal

good luck beating him lmao

[restive barn]

yes

[patent adder]

a guy with a hatchet called me a coward and fucking murdered me

[faint cradle]

I wish I could do voice messages in here so I could demonstrate various snothard pronunciations to get my point across lmao

[dreamy sequoia]

Snothard is aussie for, it's not hard.

[rotund shadow]

are wakizashi's traditionally 1 handed?

[patent adder]

ahahaha

[rotund shadow]

or are they still 2 handed

[restive barn]

i do a bit of linguistics so we call it an "voiceless alveolar flap" [ɾ] and we call the normal english t an aspirated voiceless alveolar plosive [tʰ]

[rotund shadow]

2 wakizashis at the same time would be lit

[restive barn]

uh oh time to see anouther 89054530489584093 download mod on nexus😔

[rotund shadow]

especially if i can get one to reverse grip

[dreamy sequoia]

The miyamoto musashi style of fighting was wakizashi and katana, same time

[patent adder]

WHAT IS THIS LOL

[faint cradle]

Oh okay, I'm not nearly so versed on the nomenclature but I feel like I have a very intuitive understanding of these things (I have been doing impressions for like 20 years)

[restive barn]

bring him home

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ABSOLUTE CINEMA\

[faint cradle]

STEAL HIS PANTS

WEAR HIS PANTS I PROMISE YOU

IT MAKES YOU NAKED IN BRALWS

[rotund shadow]

so it is not so far fetched to one hand a wakizashi then

[restive barn]

is this half sword

[dreamy sequoia]

Actual musashi self portrait.

[restive barn]

🤔

[patent adder]

He got drip

I'll take hius clothes

[faint cradle]

Yessssss

[patent adder]

And his horse

[faint cradle]

Now you'll be a knower

[dreamy sequoia]

Wakizashi was basically used as a parry dagger/stab dagger

[faint cradle]

You're gonna be surprised when you get into your next brawl

[patent adder]

I think I knocked him out bro

Okay

[soft osprey]

Pretty sure they used wakizashi and katana for construction. Not many things can cut through metal

[faint cradle]

You can literally drag his ass home lmao

I've seen someone bring his decapitated head and it worked

[patent adder]

ahahahaha

[sharp orchid]

need to sober up? try this one simple trick!

[patent adder]

Saint Dionysius be like \

[faint cradle]

schnnn... Khuhckhouwld...

[tardy gate]

WHAT MOD IS THAT XD

[faint cradle]

I love his slurred insults

[sharp orchid]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/359

[tardy gate]

Ty XD

[sharp orchid]

best part is he has exclusive rights to saying "fucker"

[patent adder]

I can actually threaten him with a sword

10/10

[rotund shadow]

oh wait

[subtle aurora]

The innkeeper said to bring him home, but he didnt say in one piece 👀

[patent adder]

cant have shit in atlanta

[faint cradle]

That's my favorite part

[rotund shadow]

has anyone found the directory of sound effects?

[restive barn]

bro nerf willie prime

@devs

[sharp orchid]

stole his clothes too

[restive barn]

/Game/sounds/something gimme a sec

[patent adder]

oh those are actually words?

damn

[subtle aurora]

💀

[faint cradle]

It's hard enough for the untrained ear to tell when they're not drunk as hell

But when they ARE drunk it's like

[restive barn]

the sfx you are looking for are in here

[faint cradle]

easy to forget it's still English

[patent adder]

oh he just called me a cuckold

[rotund shadow]

replace a file with my own

i could make will say shit

[dreamy sequoia]

Funny, kepon was drunk when he recorded the drunk guys dialogue.

[faint cradle]

Awesome

[subtle aurora]

obliterated his jawline

[patent adder]

how do I challenge him to a duel to death

[dreamy sequoia]

Nah i made that up but he isn't here to prove me wrong so its a fact now.

[faint cradle]

I found being vodka drunk made learning Russian easier lmao

[subtle aurora]

obliterated his aura

[restive barn]

curses are here

[subtle aurora]

obliterated his solar plexus

[restive barn]

the spirit of el ruski are with you

[patent adder]

As a native speaker I find it a great feat of indomitable human spirit when someone chooses to study it

[faint cradle]

Я красавчик...

[patent adder]

Good luck dont die

[faint cradle]

Lmao thank you

[dreamy sequoia]

Spasibo.

[patent adder]

не за что

[sharp orchid]

i cannot belive this is true

[faint cradle]

Honestly as soon as I grasp the case system the rest will be history

[faint cradle]

I can't believe this isn't well known by now

[tough hollow]

add prosthesis

[patent adder]

ass we can

[restive barn]

ok yeah people just don't like me'\

spellbuch reddit post has 9 upvotes

uh the smg dealer one has 200

[rotund shadow]

this is so peak

aye man

[faint cradle]

DEESCALATION

[rotund shadow]

its not a dick measuring contest

as long as you enjoy your work thats all you need

[restive barn]

i mean it's not a contest but like i get almost no downloads

[faint cradle]

holdenpeece... prevailersaraithbudwow

[rotund shadow]

let go of the need of validation and youll enjoy your progress

[subtle aurora]

as a half russian I love alcohol

[rotund shadow]

because what you make is beautiful because you make it

not because people download it

[supple ember]

WE all know that I would win that

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/well-homelander-antony-starr-gen-v-anyways-gif-7737520366159422155

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-franky-pause-gif-4651069134702194722

[patent adder]

me when a cop deescalates me 6 feet under the ground because acorn

[subtle aurora]

mods violate his civil rights

[patent adder]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-tubs-itpedia-чтотакоехоттабс-gif-22748762

[subtle aurora]

WAIT SHIT WRONG TIMING

LO

[faint cradle]

Me when it's time for protect and serve

[subtle aurora]

ey it works tho 😭

[restive barn]

me when my browser crashed because i exited fullscreen on youtube

[faint cradle]

You can't bribe the cops here so easy I think as in other places

[sharp orchid]

best spot to camp in alley

[patent adder]

stop the killing, stop the dying as I double tap the suspect (in ready or not)

[vestal night]

2kg blade heavy longsword cuts limbs like butter

[pearl ferry]

LMFAO

[vestal night]

Its handling is ass tho...

[restive barn]

bradar add mass to your guns. i do not have the mod but still ad mass.

[patent adder]

with a shotgun

[sharp orchid]

if you had my mods you would know that those guns have mass

[faint cradle]

I've noticed it helps to sort of flow the blade and let its weight carry it to the next position

[sharp orchid]

they weight 1.8something kg

[dreamy sequoia]

remember, crouch and swing for easy throat shots

[restive barn]

i'm downloading

[vestal night]

I ❤️ cleaving peasants in half

[spark axle]

made a singlestick, basically cheap a general purpose trainer for sabres/broadswords. Might make a new training weapon pack for stuff like this at some point.

[sharp orchid]

I love when people give feedback on my mods without using the mods

[faint cradle]

Okay but this is a fantastic idea

[restive barn]

😁

[faint cradle]

I think practice weapons will be good for practicing

[dreamy sequoia]

you should try making your mods, more, mod like.

[faint cradle]

Funny, that

[patent adder]

bro gonna have the worst saturday morning ever

[subtle aurora]

he hit my hat, I hit his shadow boxing

[restive barn]

tbf im speaking off experience

your remington had no collision

[sharp orchid]

well you downloaded a few of my mods so ill take it

[restive barn]

which gun is thsi

[dreamy sequoia]

yes

[sharp orchid]

m4a1

[vestal night]

Wyd if you dont bring lethal weapons to a training

[restive barn]

also u used the same sound with your grenade as my grenade

[faint cradle]

Pff, can't even adjust the stock or attach to the rails smh worst mod ever

[patent adder]

i might just cut his achilees at this point cuz dude holy fuck

[sharp orchid]

stop pre stealing my sfx 😡

[restive barn]

lol

[patent adder]

He does not surrender for he has a way, not a goal

[faint cradle]

Low angle wide FOV shots make it look like attack on titan

[vestal night]

I cut ppls limbs off or bash their head in when they are annoyingly resistant

When they surrender

They shall feel my wrath

[sharp orchid]

you aint wrong

[patent adder]

Average speech done by any Texas sheriff be like

[faint cradle]

Lmao

[restive barn]

why he no pant

[sharp orchid]

i stole the drunk folk pants

[faint cradle]

I can't figure out why it gets removed with your shirt during brawls but it does

[subtle aurora]

I just threw the most devious hands in the 15th century

[faint cradle]

Now I ALWAYS steal his pants on new runs

[vestal night]

LOL

[subtle aurora]

I beat my willies until they went limp

[patent adder]

Transceded pants by beating up a drunk man and taking his pants

Detroit

[vestal night]

Polearms are literally op wtf

I just point the spike at their neck and they impale themselves onto it

[subtle aurora]

ykw imma do a 5v1

[faint cradle]

Damn, this bitch wearing Wrangeler Jeanne

[patent adder]

rip

[subtle aurora]

im greg McHalfsword

trust

scottish john halfsword

[patent adder]

May Lord have mercy

[vestal night]

I love simulating a guy who got into a mean gangfight by doing begger tier 5v1 with a messer

[subtle aurora]

bro

ive got a baton

but im not even gonna use it

[faint cradle]

I have not in my 100 hours ever hired anybody

[subtle aurora]

im just backhanding people like its no big deal

[faint cradle]

It feels wrong

[dreamy sequoia]

Don't hire mercs, spawn zombies

[vestal night]

If multiple enemies actually ganged up on you properly

Youd be DEAD

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre free and feed themselves.

[faint cradle]

It does happen sometimes

But normally I'm Him

[vestal night]

They sort of do it by locking my pollaxe behind their back

And the other one bashing my head in with overhead strike

[vestal night]

Uh oh

[sharp orchid]

barons boutta get it

[vestal night]

Is that a gun flashlight

[restive barn]

@sharp orchid i like it but the fx are weird

[sharp orchid]

i mean a spark makes for a decent muzzle flash imo

(i was too lazy to make my own)

[subtle aurora]

beat 5v1 willies brawl style with low damage

imma make it max to see how many seconds it takes

[dreamy sequoia]

When we getting glowing magma-rock swords.

[restive barn]

boutta teach willie prime a lesson

[restive barn]

FUCK ITS JAMMED

[subtle aurora]

nothing beats a kick 2 holiday, where right now you can save 50 pfennings per beggar! thats 200 pfennings off for a buhurt of 4!

[sharp orchid]

"scoudrel hold my hand"

[subtle aurora]

lowk mightve gave bro scoliosis

[patent adder]

upd: he won by manifesting meta-powers and crashing my game

[subtle aurora]

backhanded him so hard he got a bald spot the side of a mango

[sharp orchid]

game crashed but we back here

[subtle aurora]

I think bro saw the light at the end of the tunnel

[patent adder]

dayz be like

[subtle aurora]

he looks like hes fucking fearing for his life

[sharp orchid]

shot him so much i broke his neck

boutta fight that mf in the abyss

[dreamy sequoia]

Does he end up in the abyss?

Never once seen him there and I kill him everytime.

[subtle aurora]

id

idk

[spark axle]

these are good fun to use

[restive barn]

how do u force them to use

[spark axle]

mercenary sparring

[restive barn]

oh

[subtle aurora]

bro saw the light

[sharp orchid]

yeah i've fought him once

[dreamy sequoia]

Makes me wonder how tonfa, kenpo and kendo sticks would go.

[patent adder]

candle holder gang

[subtle aurora]

BULLSEYE MUEHEHEHE

[spark axle]

all blunt weapons like that would work fine, they're not particularly complex to set up

[dreamy sequoia]

Bet they'd be satisfying to use.

[subtle aurora]

"speak to the toes, the head aint listening"

[patent adder]

old stock, 2024 screenies

[subtle aurora]

okay now this is aura 😭

[rotund shadow]

design choice wise, this is a much better grip to play with, im keeping it ngl

[dreamy sequoia]

These

[spark axle]

tonfa might be kinda fun. I was already planning on making a pistol in a tonfa grip to use as a parrying tool based on this stupid fencing manuscript, so it would just be a case of swapping the model out

[subtle aurora]

its a bird! its a plane! heh get distracted its my fucking toes

[dreamy sequoia]

Fantastic idea.

[restive barn]

fun fact i made tonfa back in demo times

[dreamy sequoia]

I didnt even know!

[patent adder]

Bro half sword is peak

[subtle aurora]

lowk try brawls they r rlly fun

[patent adder]

I just destroyed a drunkard in a very unfair fight, hit him on the head with the sword handle, made him cry, took his clothes and dragged him home by his hair

very immersive

[subtle aurora]

the art of tossing plyers at someone

[patent adder]

dude my mercenary left

cheap bastard

[spark axle]

lovely wee moulinet, I didn't expected these things to be so entertaining

[patent adder]

how can you say no

to these two kind faces

I love him so much

[sharp orchid]

basket hilt

[patent adder]

Just spent a minute trading insults with a peasant in the cellar, cut his arm off, peak bro

Absolute cinema

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/walter-white-breaking-bad-55

[silk spire]

Why do you keep remembering.

[steady thunder]

The Warstaff is so 🥹🥹

[silk spire]

wait tell bro find out about barrel lid and pot lid

😂💔💔🤞

[steady thunder]

The shovel

Best weapon oat

[patent adder]

Dude you called me a raagamuffin its your fault

[subtle aurora]

whos gonna tell bro about the pan from the cellar

[spark axle]

I originally planned to do a leather basket but that woven basket was already in the files and I'm lazy

[silk spire]

Who’s gonna tell bro about the stool In the cellar

[subtle aurora]

whos gonna tell bro about fisting willie

[silk spire]

The stool is in the game files but not in the game itself for some reason

[subtle aurora]

ill send a screenshot to demonstrate

[silk spire]

I mean it is technically there

But it’s js a prop

[patent adder]

Cellar is only studied 5% of the way by modern science

[silk spire]

Not the one you can hold

[sullen wagon]

who's gonna tell bro about his teeth

(bite mod)

[patent adder]

dayz

[orchid estuary]

I made an edit for half sword in art :3

[silk spire]

https://tenor.com/view/throat-sore-throat-rip-out-dummy-gif-11843671504878608031

Simply do this

[subtle aurora]

looking all nonchalant until the trauma sets in

yh thats what I thought bastard

[vestal night]

Why isnt he smiling

[silk spire]

What are you talking about

This is the jester we know

And love

[spark axle]

Make him angry

[patent adder]

I can't believe it, smiling jesters are gone..

[vestal night]

R those barons gloves?

[dreamy sequoia]

super jump activate

[vestal night]

How does jester appear in trailer and arrange fights for us

Is he a godlike being

Omnipotent perhaps

[patent adder]

bro is getting his powers - are you sure - pretty sure

[silk spire]

Yo

💔

[patent adder]

he's the manager of the year

[subtle aurora]

yh im using baron gloves + greaves n sabatons

cus those are the limbs I dont wanna lose

cus im a boxer

[sharp orchid]

bruh i js made the worst damn variant ever

[subtle aurora]

show

[patent adder]

AHAHAHAH FLAIL IS OP

[patent adder]

BEST 10 PHENNINGS EVER SPENT

[sharp orchid]

-does nothing at all
-profits
-"yeah bro pick any card"

[subtle aurora]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK

[patent adder]

Just hit a man hard enough he forgot how to talk

[subtle aurora]

SMITOR GET A THERAPIST

[vestal night]

We need flail forging

Next update

[sharp orchid]

it was a lot funnier in my head

[silk spire]

Bro

[subtle aurora]

imagine a jeffrey jester

[patent adder]

this image

[silk spire]

😭💔

[subtle aurora]

👀

[patent adder]

ahahah

[subtle aurora]

@sharp orchid make a jeffrey jester

trust

[silk spire]

Son

[sharp orchid]

fym by this

[patent adder]

corpses??

[dreamy sequoia]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/351

[sullen wagon]

one of them doesn't look finished yet

[patent adder]

what happened in the woods bruh

[sharp orchid]

they are in slums too

[subtle aurora]

yk

epstinium

[patent adder]

son 😭

[silk spire]

jester yahu

[sharp orchid]

😭

[rotund shadow]

katana is about hip height no?

[silk spire]

LMFAO

💔

[subtle aurora]

jewster

[dreamy sequoia]

Varies on users height. But yeah about that for most.

[restive barn]

jester vs willie prime

[sharp orchid]

jester wins cuz he made the fight

[subtle aurora]

wish to spill some pfennings?

[sharp orchid]

and makes money

[sharp orchid]

5 billion to frankenburg

[subtle aurora]

3 billion to the papal states

[silk spire]

until he walks in

[sharp orchid]

mods about to implode bro

[patent adder]

shoot the peasants

[restive barn]

actually the jester actually loses money from hosting fights

the bet is 10x less than the normal win price

[sharp orchid]

yeah but all the enemies bet too

like bet 3 win 4 for beggar fights

[restive barn]

unless there are more than 10 people in the fight the jester will lose money

[sharp orchid]

and youre figting up to 8 people

[restive barn]

that doesn't heppen

[sharp orchid]

literally just had one like thatr

[restive barn]

show

[patent adder]

I bet 3 coins, cut a fellers arm off and earned 45

[sharp orchid]

one secondo

[patent adder]

Jesternomics 101

[rotund shadow]

wakizashi sized?

[dreamy sequoia]

I love killing 6 willies for 4 pfennings just to pay 60 pfennings to not go to the Abyss

[restive barn]

the jester is still not profiting lol

[sharp orchid]

uh yeah he is

3 x 2 combatants = 6

[patent adder]

ahahaha

[restive barn]

nvm yeah he is

once u get to higher tiers tho he just straight up loses pfennings

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/iq-to-high-iq-to-high-dumbass-gif-8703840328342123411

[sullen wagon]

who the fuck is betting against the dude who pulps the baron on a regular basis though
that's the real question

[dreamy sequoia]

100 bet on baron bashing tourney

[patent adder]

"Yeah dude give me your money I'll ward the spirits off trust"

[dreamy sequoia]

Definitely fight more than 10 willies

[restive barn]

that guy

[restive barn]

tourneys are rare tbf

[dreamy sequoia]

Kinda sorta

Riots aren't rare

[restive barn]

they don't bet to be in riots

[sullen wagon]

what if the abyss is actually just severe fever dreams onset by an acute aneurism that you get from the fear of the people you killed

[dreamy sequoia]

They dont? Never noticed.

[patent adder]

THERE ARE RIOTS???

[sullen wagon]

and that's why you need to get medical attention after surivivng it every time

[patent adder]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA CANT WAIT TO INFLICT KINDNESS WITH A SWORD AGAINST UNARMED POPULUS

[dreamy sequoia]

Its usually a couple beggers, peasant, commoner and maybe a militia or two.

Sometimes you get a bunch of beggers and commoners with no militia

[sharp orchid]

shoot him in the head or foot

its first blood

[dreamy sequoia]

Foot

[patent adder]

filthy peasants are not happy? just kill them lol

[silk spire]

All of the above

[sharp orchid]

nvm he het me with that damn spear of his

[dreamy sequoia]

That mf

Press U fast

[sharp orchid]

broke his neck tho

[dreamy sequoia]

Spawn a hoard

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/258

Smitor has an updated version iirc

[subtle aurora]

on the first move I disarmed and choked him

[silk spire]

100 Willie’s vs 100 zombies

Who would win

[dreamy sequoia]

What kind of willies

Like, beggers?

[silk spire]

Beggars

Yes sir

[patent adder]

DAYZ

[dreamy sequoia]

Zombies for sure

[dreamy sequoia]

Mfers bite

[rotund shadow]

dual wielding is so mindlessly easy

[sharp orchid]

a while back i did an experiment on humans vs zombies at different teirs

[rotund shadow]

you just swing shit around and shit goes everywhere

[silk spire]

What if it was peasants instead

[sharp orchid]

and as it turns out the classes that have light armor and good weapons like militia and soldier are the best

and beggars and knights are the most likely to lose to the zombies

[dreamy sequoia]

I dare say still the zombies. Probably until the willies get polearms/pollaxes

[subtle aurora]

bro sitting helpless after I tank his best move

[dreamy sequoia]

As soon as they have some distance and armour theyre pretty untouchable v zombies

[silk spire]

Bites gonna get nerfed somehow

[silk spire]

TECHNICALLY peasants have long range weapons and a lot of sharp weapons

I would say peasants have a chance

Against the zombies

[dreamy sequoia]

Maybe, depending on the weapons they spawn with. A knife is not gonna help much.

Could totally try the idea out in 5v5 fights ngl.

[patent adder]

Next time I get into an altrecation with a crackhead in downtown I'll use "manticore" and "hedgeborn" as insults

[subtle aurora]

if they got a longsword the zombies r cooked

[sharp orchid]

erm actually

[silk spire]

the budget will prolly ruin the peasents loadouts

[sharp orchid]

commers are about even with zombies

[silk spire]

Making them look more like beggars

[subtle aurora]

erm actually zombies dont take slashes very well

[silk spire]

Instead of peasants

[subtle aurora]

thus they get obliterated

[silk spire]

Fym

[sharp orchid]

true but the enemy ai is ghod awful

[silk spire]

They’re very easy to slash

[dreamy sequoia]

Zombies gotta be KILLED though, sometimes a half a zombie can bite his way to victory.

[silk spire]

Just as easy as humans

I personally HATE blunts against zombies

[dreamy sequoia]

Toe knibbler, literally.

[patent adder]

PEAK MALE PHYSIQUE

[silk spire]

knight tier for sure

!!!!

[dreamy sequoia]

Steal some clothing off a merc or something

[subtle aurora]

absolute twig

[patent adder]

ye bro gotta hit the fields harder

oh shit

the jester actually has a voiceline

ahahahah\

[silk spire]

He js says “yes”

[dreamy sequoia]

The voice actors for this game regularly show up in chat btw.

[silk spire]

Or makes a sound

[sullen wagon]

he also moans and chuckles in the background if you listen

[patent adder]

How do you end up in this situation

[silk spire]

In the ea trailer is it him that sings

[silk spire]

He caked up

[patent adder]

I got my ass both kicked and fisted

[rotund shadow]

is this a bit too curved for a tanto

[restive barn]

e

[restive barn]

yes

[subtle aurora]

needs more curve

[restive barn]

are you just scaling ur katana down

[silk spire]

Fisted

😭😭

[subtle aurora]

historically it almost bent back around to the handle

[patent adder]

HE PUNCHED MY BARE ASS

[silk spire]

Can you blame him

[patent adder]

Fair

[sharp thunder]

man thats fucking cool

seriously epic

[rotund shadow]

thank you

[silk spire]

I haven’t tested the Raygun yet I didn’t have time to play halfsword

😢

I can’t wait to try it

[patent adder]

the cellar tune goes hard

[vestal night]

Historically it rounded all the way to the handle

Curve it a bit more

[silk spire]

It sounds creepy without music

[sharp thunder]

i actually just updated it with shot mist effects, and made the shots and everything green glow a bit more

[silk spire]

Does it have recoil

Ican’t t tell

[sharp thunder]

it does but not much, and im using a 98kg giga rn

like a 3rd of the aks recoil

[vestal night]

The map where it spawns has to be cod zombies random chest

[patent adder]

74 or 47

[sharp thunder]

47

[patent adder]

k

[sharp thunder]

im just gonna stick on the l4d2 map

close enough right

[silk spire]

I hated how when I used to play bo2 I had to buy buried so I can get the Raygun mk2

😭

[patent adder]

Cuz 74 dont have recoil

[sharp thunder]

ik and then its still only like a 1% chance of getting it on town

frking bullshit

[silk spire]

town was PAIN

I barely reached round 40

no wonder weapons besides the Rayguns

origins was prolly my best high round run

[vestal night]

Extract 7

[silk spire]

Cuz of tje staffs

[vestal night]

Six seven

[sharp thunder]

pap'ed hammer was probly the best gun on that map beside mk2 lol

or rpd

[patent adder]

are willies saying "try me" or "blimey"

[sharp orchid]

blimey

[silk spire]

Ice staff on top

frfr

[patent adder]

six-seven whips to the back as penance

[sharp thunder]

origins too hard... i dont like it

i play buried cause i can use the bank and get every perk and pack a punched weapons on round 1

[vestal night]

Rightful punishment for breaking formation

[patent adder]

what does it mean bruh

[silk spire]

bo2 zombies isn’t rlly that hard bo1 is wayyyy harder

[sharp orchid]

idk

[sharp thunder]

moon

[patent adder]

also there's another line that sounds very gverman I think???

febeherdibideh wtf???

[silk spire]

I used to stay on earth so I can farm points and get jug

And maybe pap my pistol

[sharp orchid]

florida:

[sharp thunder]

u were one of the people i always wanted to be but id always die trying 🤣

[patent adder]

DAYZ

[silk spire]

I miss zombies so much bro 😭

[patent adder]

I dont know what they be saying at times but they sound mean

[restive barn]

haf smord

[vestal night]

Lets play together and i will disconnect as soon as raygun pops up

[sharp thunder]

me but with the thundergun in kino

not worth playing if you dont get it

[silk spire]

I use it if I’m on round 40 or higher

Other than that

It’s useless

🙏

[sharp thunder]

whats ur highest round

[silk spire]

which map

[sharp thunder]

any

ive seriously never been above like round 35-40 in any map

[silk spire]

My highest is revilations

On bo3

[restive barn]

should i make l fat jester mod

[silk spire]

Round 143 I think

[patent adder]

unknown words spoken by willies so far:
the feberdiber???
Ryauha?

[sharp orchid]

if you do it ill make a mod that replaces the intro with a rickroll

[patent adder]

u askin?

[silk spire]

Rookie numbers

[faint cradle]

It's kind of like one of those nonsense soft curses when you don't want to actually curse

Like 'darn'

[patent adder]

"Blimey" william said calmly before getting decapitated with a splitting axe

[sharp thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1506388511564107978/IMG_4733.gif

[silk spire]

Getting to round 143 on revilations was easy tbh cuz i had every wonder weapon

😭

And the round skip gobblegum

[sharp thunder]

shit just getrs so boring after a while

my games always used to end with sitting in a corner spraying until u run out of ammo or get bored and leave lol

[silk spire]

Yeah I js ran in a circle got a bunch of zombies and killed them

💔

very boring

[patent adder]

LOOT DAYZ

Okay

Money well spent

good game

[silk spire]

Zombies reaches its peak with friends

🙏

[sharp thunder]

yes it do.

stg i still hate treyarch/activision for removing slitscreen from the pc version of black ops

[silk spire]

This was a thing??

I never knew abt that

[sharp thunder]

they just didnt add it in the ports to pc for bo1 and 2

fucking dumb

[patent adder]

invvesting

[silk spire]

oh

[rotund shadow]

its like i got power rangers on my belt

[silk spire]

This had potential lowkey I don’t know why they didn’t do it

😭

[sharp thunder]

its like they went out of there way to remove splitscreen considering it was already in the console version 😭 game devs just hate PC players stg

[restive barn]

no lmao

[silk spire]

it’s not even safe to play steam cod games anymore btw

😭

So I use plutonium

[sharp thunder]

huh...?

[silk spire]

So I don’t get doxed or some shit

[patent adder]

the struggle

[silk spire]

Yeah seriously

[supple dagger]

john half sword in a suit chat

[silk spire]

It’s not safe anymore

[sharp thunder]

i play bo2 public servers all the time still

[restive barn]

[silk spire]

You have to use plutonium

[patent adder]

LMFAOOO

[silk spire]

yes HAVE

Even the biggest cod YouTubers use it

[patent adder]

CEO GRINDSET

[silk spire]

It’s not safe to go into steam lobbies anymore

[sharp orchid]

its a deal then?

[restive barn]

yes

[sharp orchid]

bet

[sharp thunder]

maybe thats why theres not a single soul on black ops 1 steam servers anymore lol

literally could not find a single game in the middle of the day last week

[silk spire]

They’re all on plutonium btw

There’s prolly like

2k mfs on bo1 plutonium

😭

And that’s js bo1

[restive barn]

i mean all i rlly have to do is make a replacer mod that replaces the jester texture with a fat version

[sharp thunder]

hell yeah... im bout to check it out honestly

[patent adder]

willies ass is apparently sensitive content

[sharp orchid]

got em

[patent adder]

cant send a screenie lol

[restive barn]

ooh gottem

[sharp thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-williams-tlou-smirk-goofy-stare-gif-8181243148826195401

[silk spire]

We could prolly run some duo if you’re down

[silk spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256326053547475058/1502653496497930332/caption.gif

[faint cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-gif-4717677893502144635

[silk spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412179713333395500/1506402462741827746/attachment.gif

[restive barn]

why is el modder catboy typing for so long

[supple dagger]

also willie shares roughly the same model so if i wanted I could also put it on him

[sharp thunder]

ur mom

sorry i was really thinking that one through

[restive barn]

haf smord

[sharp thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[sharp orchid]

shot him in the freeze frame so the sight didnt register that he got shot

so there is a before and after

[restive barn]

how do u do el sight

[sharp thunder]

cameras

[restive barn]

do u do texture cube render target thing

[patent adder]

uh oh, war crime

[sharp thunder]

why has no one made a map with a mirror

that would be cool

big wall mirror room

[sharp orchid]

becuase half sword is a dream and mirros dont exist in dreams

neither do clocks which is why we dont see those either

[sharp thunder]

did you know you can kiss yourself in a mirror? but only on the lips

[silk spire]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rot-the-rot-consumes-void-empty-jude-gif-18219778411579097473

[sharp orchid]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgull1t-dont-listen-to-him-wJ974znMKq830AlgZ4

[silk spire]

Neil js be saying anything sometimes

💔🤞

[sharp orchid]

i think Neil has done this at least 5 times

[sharp thunder]

neil armstrong is a smart ass dude

[vast kraken]

hi

[faint cradle]

"Yeah this explicitly fantasy property is scientifically improbable"

[patent adder]

i AM NOT given enough coin for fighting the nephilim

[faint cradle]

He is a perfect reminder that intelligence and wisdom are not the same thing

[sharp thunder]

he needs to stop cutting off joe rogan too that shit IS PISSING ME OFF

[faint cradle]

He knows so many things, except when to accept information that comes from outside his own head

[sharp thunder]

did you know mike tyson is his brother

[faint cradle]

Nuh uh....

[sharp thunder]

yeah huh google it

[patent adder]

its over bros

[sharp thunder]

I bet thats an ai result

you gotta dig deeper

[silk spire]

I’m related with them

💔😂🤞

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XDomainServices-egld-mex-xmex-lhHpI6FfxbssrOyJiS

[silk spire]

me Mike and Neil we go way back

[patent adder]

were so back

[sharp orchid]

yeah mike tyson and i are hte best boxers

[patent adder]

the horse is a physical prop

10/10

[silk spire]

Yeah I held him and sent him flying once

😭

[patent adder]

horsin around can be dangerous yk

[sharp thunder]

son 😭 son is 😭 a little late 😭 only like 😭 3 😭 months 😭 later.... 😭 zawg

[silk spire]

4

[sharp thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1507575732455342210/image0.gif

[patent adder]

Better late

I thought amd blood glitch was still an issue]

until like

[silk spire]

Did yall know you can walk in halfsword

[patent adder]

three hours ago

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tony-jazz-TcP0ehhScrzwbnntBW

[patent adder]

big half sword secrets EXPOSED!

[sharp thunder]

smitor eats poop

he told me

[sharp orchid]

top 10 half sword secrets. number 1: half sword is a video game

[silk spire]

Smitor pearl

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/how-did-he-know-gif-4884595116388140829

[silk spire]

Doom in halfsword when

[patent adder]

TOMORROW!

[silk spire]

CAN IT RUN DOOM!?’!?!?!?!?!?!!!?

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/smart-brain-caricature-UW3z9pbRilwifhBwmy

[patent adder]

insurance for weapons that actually works?

[silk spire]

no don’t insure it

Go into fights without insuring

[patent adder]

tarkov

[patent adder]

i love gambling

[silk spire]

Gambling in halfsword when

[patent adder]

I lost my hat

my char has grey hair at like 30

[silk spire]

who needs hats anyways

[vast kraken]

excuse me sir

[dreamy sequoia]

Insuring items let's you keep them if you leave them in the map, also, if you die and die again in the abyss, all insured items + money will go to the next willie you make. Plus all insured items are usable in free mode.

[patent adder]

seen the horrors

[silk spire]

don’t listen to him

Never insure

Trust

[vast kraken]

ong dayZ so fun

[patent adder]

Holy shit

oh no

[silk spire]

6

[vast kraken]

i killed some guy and took his gear

[patent adder]

SEVEEEEN

[faint cradle]

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE FREE MODE THING

[vast kraken]

7

[faint cradle]

Oh my god that solves free mode

[silk spire]

grown ahh people

[vast kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/67-angry-bird-gif-6043271678546195943

[dreamy sequoia]

The strat is insure all your worn shit, steal everything off of every willie you fight. You keep your insured shit and get to sell their stolen crap

[patent adder]

I walked out of a barn, saw a guy with an ak and military gear and shit and then blew his head off with a shotgun

Lootbox dayz

[patent adder]

this is dayz

[silk spire]

Selling to merchant is honestly stupid unless it’s a goblet you’re selling lowk

the only shit he pays good for is goblets

💔🙏

[patent adder]

anyways willie's metabbolism is beyond science

[faint cradle]

He literally does like a 10:1 deal

It's quite fucking unfortunate

[patent adder]

gained 5 kgs in two days

[dreamy sequoia]

I mean, anything is helpful when youre total begger levels of money.