halfsword-chat-⚔

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

like that?

lmao

[white frost]

yeah

i raise my arms up

LOL

[rotund palm]

idk

[upper wyvern]

makes it more immersive

[white frost]

not to mention the sub reddit of halfsword is so scummy sometimes that its just sad

[upper wyvern]

im gonna try it later

[upper wyvern]

i mean its reddit right?

[white frost]

i mean

yeah

[upper wyvern]

reddit and x is toxic

asf

well.. everyone is toxic in these times

shit we a crazy generation

[rotund palm]

full body haptics and if you get stabbed you get stabbed irl

[upper wyvern]

:((

[white frost]

i mostly post images of game seers and MWB actually saying that the game is still being worked on and the update is soon

yet they dont care 😭

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shower-sad-japanese-brown-gif-17039520507284083692

[upper wyvern]

LOL

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sulk-cat-sad-cat-standing-cat-stan-twt-cat-tiktok-gif-8931330973259097456

[rotund palm]

true and we still dont know why

[white frost]

we know why

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/mustelidae-sable-marten-cute-yawn-gif-27427668

[white frost]

its not enough for them 💔

[upper wyvern]

they need an update every 3 working days

[white frost]

they want communication, but when it actually happens they just suddenly say its not enough

[rotund palm]

TELL ME

[heady charm]

They won't get loot boxes or something and throw a fit about it

[rotund palm]

business days

[upper wyvern]

they aint standing on business though

[rotund palm]

it was my suggestion a while back

it would be cool if we had lootboxes

[upper wyvern]

hold e to loot a box

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/tiahra-nelson-tiahra-nelson-tiahranelson-tiahranelsong-gif-3724515516126054477

[rotund palm]

business is 6ft above them

[upper wyvern]

but in medieval style

[white frost]

nah

[upper wyvern]

like kratos

[rotund palm]

im joking!!!

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-gif-23629448

[rotund palm]

abandon your child minigame

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-gow-quick-time-event-qte-gif-14547797015170323162

[upper wyvern]

XDDD

[white frost]

lowkey messed up 😭

[heady charm]

Lol

[rotund palm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH

[white frost]

should they release a teaser trailer for the next update

[white frost]

??!!

[upper wyvern]

yes

[near grotto]

IT WAS A HALLUCINATION THAT PERSEPHONE WAS TRYING TO USE TO DISTRACT HIM SO SHE COULD BLOW UP THE WORLD OK

[upper wyvern]

and the only thing in the trailer is

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[white frost]

this is the full trailer

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[rotund palm]

it made me giggle

[white frost]

i lost after that btw 😭

[upper wyvern]

UPDATE IS TOMORROW

[white frost]

he threw me off

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297

[near grotto]

Can't wait for another trailer so we can get most but not all of the things included in it

[upper wyvern]

yall liked god of war 2018?

it was 2018?

[near grotto]

Yes

[white frost]

its gonna be in 1.5 yo!!

[upper wyvern]

then yeah i mean the first pc

game

[rotund palm]

full release and the only difference it has from the current EA is 30 more sallets

[white frost]

thats it yo? 😭

[rotund palm]

yes and the average player cant tell ANY of them apart

[heady charm]

Hopefully some new maps maybe

Honestly

[rotund palm]

true

[white frost]

100%

i want a hill map 🙏

[shrewd hare]

cashgrab

[white frost]

so you can roll your opponent down or both of them tumble to their deaths

[heady charm]

Me too

[soft osprey]

They should release a trailer, call it halfsword, but show COD footage

[upper wyvern]

it was said that grappling will be worked on yeah?

do i remember it right?

[rotund palm]

why havent they made you lead dev yet

their loss

[soft osprey]

Theyre clearly afraid of success

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/nods-yes-not-wrong-its-true-story-valid-point-gif-14782869

[white frost]

not sure

[upper wyvern]

i think i saw mcwonder write something about it

[rotund palm]

they should work on characters having a better grip on their weapons so sword fighting is useful again

[white frost]

i mean rn its lowkey pretty good

[white frost]

yes

[upper wyvern]

fidget spinner ahh

it is good to be honest

[white frost]

i mean

thats how my tech works

[soft osprey]

You falling over at the end is so peak halfsword

[heady charm]

Lol

[rotund palm]

a solution would be to give weapons more mass but make them easier to rotate so in combination your blade doesnt just move out of the way

[upper wyvern]

i saw someone working on jumping 360 kick

crazy

new techs incoming

[white frost]

heres one of my most impossible ones yet 💔

i havent did this twice this is my only time doing it

[upper wyvern]

how many kgs is your character

[white frost]

90

[white frost]

rn its 100

[upper wyvern]

DAMNNN

[white frost]

but i think back then that was like 98

[white frost]

das crazy yo

[upper wyvern]

i need to hit the gym then😂😂

[heady charm]

Lol

[soft osprey]

I think this one is also good? I don’t remember which clip it is

[white frost]

for some reason its possible to just do a straight kick to your opponent's face head on

[white frost]

ITS THAT ONE GIF

[rotund palm]

i had this as a gif i think

[rotund palm]

YEA

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

we found the original🔥🔥🔥

[rotund palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1505985314710356030/kbnwm68.gif

[knotty vector]

who can help me mod my game ive been struggling for days

[upper wyvern]

[heady charm]

I've done this before

[soft osprey]

#modders-guild-hall best bet

[rotund palm]

show

[heady charm]

I don't have a video 😭

[white frost]

i miss this type of grappling back in the day

[heady charm]

It was random though

[soft osprey]

This will always be my favorite halfsword clip

Romance interrupted

“Romance”

[rotund palm]

the homophobic willie

[white frost]

that was his husband

[upper wyvern]

romantic homicide 🥀🥀🥀

[upper wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122992702284369942/1494345678048985211/image.png?ex=6a1af5dd&is=6a19a45d&hm=bd2bc8439bbb125d42bdf01f47ad07db693143cf63448928e0240116b0849db3&

[soft osprey]

I have way too many pictures of Willie in…inappropriate situations

[white frost]

wtf am i looking at yo

[upper wyvern]

thats kevin bro

he chill

[white frost]

thats not kevin

[upper wyvern]

YESSIR

I NEED MORE.

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-i-need-more-power-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-13108410

[white frost]

looks like a pose you would see in a medieval manuscript

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[upper wyvern]

mini willie 😭😭😭`

[upper wyvern]

beatifull

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[white frost]

yo wtf LOL

[white frost]

thank you

[supple ember]

Thank you thank you thank you

[soft osprey]

Okay and now to top it all off with something wholesome

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/drooling-emoji-drool-feining-emoji-emoji-meme-gif-2686963433014872336

[white frost]

uh

[soft osprey]

Bros really tired of your kicking shit

[rotund palm]

me at the ball crushing factory

but its medieval fest

and the factory is oddly welcoming to quirky events

[rotund palm]

why do they all have this kettlecap

[dusk night]

so um

i literally...

disingrinated willie

hes gone

[rapid pond]

You missed loco

[wheat leaf]

Day 11,372 no update

[rapid pond]

Bro's in 2222

[rotund kayak]

guys its been 3 months what are the devs cookin?

[soft osprey]

Chinese salted eggs. Though those take up to 3 months so they should be done soon

[misty gazelle]

Perfect for the amount of salt going around.

[rotund kayak]

yummy

[crude flower]

Damn

[pearl ferry]

Nice mutual friend smiles warmly

[ebon orbit]

bro the mud thingy map on a hill needs a serious rework like if im in armor i can just slip and fall

[proud cliff]

crouch only vs soldier

[white frost]

jit almost had his head cut off so many times

[remote crypt]

throwback to when I was tryna make lightsaber forms work

might try again

[remote crypt]

try running lamps only

[rapid pond]

Its shit, like literraly

[ebon orbit]

and it takes SO MUCH fps its just wild

[proud cliff]

I got a knight in crouch stand ground 😭 😭

[wind flume]

What's going on with the swing arcs in the EA

Everything feels much more awkward

[proud cliff]

weak wrists

[wind flume]

Like my character can hardly lift anything above his head anymore in free play

[proud cliff]

lift, like a willie?

[wind flume]

Also polearms feel way floatier than before which is rough because their weight is why I preferred them to swords

Swords feel like trying to get edge alingment out of a linguini noodle

[proud cliff]

yea you got to make sure that the weapons are right weight for your muscles

[surreal comet]

does anyone still have the og demo i know someone made a zipfile for it online but i can't find it anymore
when i mean og demo i'm talking about the one that was only abyss

[proud cliff]

free play is locked 72 kg

[wind flume]

No their weapon, maybe theres some technique differences Im missing the nuances on since the build change

Also are tips blunted? Where can I find a changelog

[proud cliff]

weapons are only blunt in sparring mode in progression

[surreal comet]

nevermind i found it

[ionic flare]

yall how do you turn a model into a weapon mod?

[proud cliff]

but sometimes swords forget to slash and spears forget to stab when doing half sword transition based moves

[soft osprey]

Question for #modders-guild-hall to answer

[ionic flare]

thanks

[proud cliff]

some bugs to squish still

[wind flume]

That's really rough because some techniques require motions that youg et from that

[proud cliff]

yea

[wind flume]

Also it seems like the offhand flick thrust with spears isn't connecting anymore

Like half of my polearm tech I have to rework

[proud cliff]

I used a lot of half sword transition moves in demo

but I was long sword enjoyer mainly

[proud cliff]

in early access I like the messers

[wind flume]

Bodies also don't seem as sticky anymore which is a shame I find my sharps gliding right through when I do land edge alignment

I liked the meatiness

Ope nevermind I turned gore down a bit and that helped

[rotund palm]

we love to see it wilitus

[proud cliff]

I don't really like progression mode so I'm still a peasant, I just play free play

[wind flume]

I'm mostly trying free play, although I miss the abyss with people instead of zombies

So I'm gonna give progression mode a shot for those types of asymmetrical experiences

[proud cliff]

I like the maps but I miss the special gauntlet bosses, they're gone

[wind flume]

Noooo my beloved beggar boss

He was so iconic to me

[cloud yew]

this is real

i have mixed opinions on the current build

lot of things i really like and am excited to see fleshed out, juxtaposed with questionable design choices

i feel like i've exhausted the content very quickly in both modes but even still progression is more interesting cause of the maps

[wind flume]

I won't lie everyone being Jeff Bezos (willy) was also pretty iconic to me but I understand how from a development perspective you dont want to have your placeholder be inthe actual game

[wind flume]

Give me a Willy setting kinda like bobble head skull in Halo

[proud cliff]

in EA barrel lid and messer has become a favourite loadout of sorts for me

[white frost]

messers are like big knifes for me ngl

it is technically called knife actually

[wind flume]

In progression mode do you start with a recent stroke? Why do you need to teach your adult character how to stay upright

[wind flume]

Yeah first to fall over is dogwater

I sorry I swung and ended up in a gravity well bug that's existed for three builds my bad

[fast bramble]

They brought the Twitch chat culture here

Gotta one up everyone on snark

[vapid hull]

No genuinely real

I miss when it was all history buffs

[upper wyvern]

simga

[sullen wagon]

sords ar cool

[wind flume]

The weapon crafter is such a nice touch
I am really loving it so far
If I put 300 hrs into the demo I'm gonna lose 1000 more to this

[vapid hull]

Whats ur favorite kind

[sullen wagon]

the big ones

[fast bramble]

I like the kind that like slashes and stabs

[proud cliff]

non-lethal willie takedowns

[fast bramble]

Lethal willie takedowns

[wind flume]

Surgical with the flat slaps

[vapid hull]

I like rapiers a lot even though they’re past the date half sword takes place

Those scottish basket hilts are really cool too

[vapid hull]

How big we talkin

[fast bramble]

I really hope in the future they're open to using the systems they've developed to make other kinds of games, or at least ones in other periods.

That said I'm still excited to see what they manage to create with the restricted period they've set

[velvet chasm]

is that gm_bigcity? Is the whole map playable or just this small portion?

[fast bramble]

Whole map, but it's divided into specific spawn zones and the rest isn't rendered in as much detail https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/269

But you can just leave that area and wander around the whole map, some things will just be missing textures

[velvet chasm]

oh cool. Wish I had the game to play that lol

[fast bramble]

It's $20 and despite the current Half Sword Situation it'll keep improving with time

Just not on any consistent schedule

[velvet chasm]

maybe i'll save up for it eventually

[upper wyvern]

do i need a high end pc to play this map or nah?

[fast bramble]

Nah it'll run on a potato

[upper wyvern]

thats good. downloading it rn

[fast bramble]

Runs better than the vanilla maps

[upper wyvern]

is it possible to run this map with enhancer?

[wind flume]

Progress mode my beloved this rules

[fast bramble]

I haven't used the Enhancer in a bit but if it lets you open the UE console then yes

How to Use

1. Load the game and go to free mode (Currently this mod ONLY works in free mode)
2. Select the gear you want to use and select the match settings you want
3. Before you start the match, copy one of these commands to your clipboard

open /game/gm_bigcitytower
open /game/gm_bigcitypark
open /game/gm_bigcityhelipad
open /game/gm_bigcitypowerplant

In that video I was at the powerplant location

[proud cliff]

that mid-combo parry 😭

[wicked depot]

After all that effort he gave up after one tap 🙁

Why would it change an emoticon to an emoji

thats ridiculous

[wind flume]

I really like how well you cover with the shield while attacking

[upper wyvern]

do i copy those files to hs folder or full folder?

zip files so it would be files alr

[fast bramble]

You move the .pak file in the archive to Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Content\Paks so that gm_bigcity.pak is in that folder.

[upper wyvern]

lets see if its working🔥🔥🔥

its not

not even enhancer is working rn. im gonna delete everything and reinstall

[safe rain]

Mmmmm

Guess we ending finals week now

[safe rain]

What error does it appear

[upper wyvern]

none its just not working. seems like i dont know what unzipping means

[kindred furnace]

<@&1268352604799369286> @unique bough

A moment if you please ?

I'd like to ask why there have been no meaningful updates regarding the game for such a long period.

Supporters and community members have been waiting for news, and the continued silence makes it difficult to understand whether development is still progressing, currently paused, or no longer active.

Considering that many people paid good money to support and purchase this project, the lack of clarity and communication is beginning to feel disrespectful to those who invested in it and have continued to support it in good faith.

Could you please provide a clear and honest status update on the project's current state, including whether active development is continuing and what supporters should realistically expect going forward?

[white frost]

hey dude

gimme a second wait

[fast bramble]

Update's already here

[safe rain]

Mmmmm comunity update

[white frost]

reminds me of this ngl LOL

[safe rain]

Mmmmmm we hace archived the TDK

[shrewd idol]

there are skulls in the forest

[kindred furnace]

19th March....... quite a while ago

[safe rain]

And lotta bones

[upper wyvern]

well

[shrewd idol]

i want to keep it

[upper wyvern]

not like they announced when exactly the update is coming

[shrewd idol]

i tried to take it out of battle and the game would not let me

why cant i keep my skull

[white frost]

rn this is all we have i guess

[white frost]

would be cool if we could get to like have some accessories or cosmetics for our characters

like the skull

[upper wyvern]

can you help me lol

[safe rain]

It was appril fools

[shrewd idol]

yeah i put in a suggestion for cosmetics and people downvoted me

apparently they dont want it

[kindred furnace]

Again, February. Quite a while ago

[upper wyvern]

you asked what we can expect from the update

[idle crane]

Please dont ping the devs unless they are active in chat. Community manager is fine to ping though

[white frost]

in reddit?

[shrewd idol]

here

[white frost]

oh

that sucks

its a good suggestion overall

[fast bramble]

Lmfao

[white frost]

lowkey thats the real update

[safe rain]

Sure, the game itself does not launch

Yet does not give any pop Up?

[shrewd idol]

it is what it is

[upper wyvern]

game is working, but when i press f10 ue console isnt showing up

[safe rain]

We have light sabers

Now we need something radical

Something unexpected

We need

T H E F O R C E

[white frost]

im just waiting for this yo

[white frost]

WTF LMAO

[rotund shadow]

dangerous bottle of rum

[safe rain]

Mmmmm could be a binding issue

[upper wyvern]

what does a binding issue mean

im pretty sure i dont know how to extract those files

thats why its not working

[safe rain]

Ohhhhh you mean HS enhanced?

[upper wyvern]

no

i want

to use ue4 or something like that and download a custom map

and the ue console isnt showing up

[safe rain]

Mmmmm

That is unusual indeed

[upper wyvern]

it is

[safe rain]

I dont know mostly about the ue4 console command but I think there is a place file to use for one of the custom maps

[near grotto]

Half Sword or Fat Sword

[safe rain]

Big Sword

[white frost]

what

[near grotto]

Fat Sword

[safe rain]

Where is The map you are a trying to use

[safe rain]

Enormous Sword

[near grotto]

Mario?

[upper wyvern]

wait wait

i have this folder yeah

[safe rain]

Mmmmm a direct extract

Rrrrraw file

[upper wyvern]

do i extract it in here?

[safe rain]

Ama gonna check where un The files are the maps stored

[upper wyvern]

they are stored here

i need help with getting this bs unreal engine console working

[safe rain]

I suggest on restoring the files

[upper wyvern]

i did this

[safe rain]

From 0?

[upper wyvern]

yes

reinstalled, even manually deleted all files

[upper wyvern]

ill follow a tut on yt rn brb

ima let you know

its working.

any way to make it work with enhancer though..

[fast bramble]

If you're using the Half Sword Enhancer I think it's a different button, might be F2 or something I think?

[safe rain]

Se vienen cositas

[fast bramble]

o

Oh nevermind I see you weren't able to get it working on the Enhancer

I'm pretty sure it's just a different button

[upper wyvern]

im checking if its compatible rn

i want both working at the same time

ue console is working but enhancer is not unfortunately

[fast bramble]

I can get the game to launch with both but it usually eventually crashes. I'm not sure if it's a compatibility issue or just that the Enhancer isn't stable on top of an already unstable game

[safe rain]

Hs enhancer is pretty broken

[upper wyvern]

why though? if its the only mod working it works great

[safe rain]

Coding magic, in my case almost turns my pc into a jet engine

[upper wyvern]

dang

thats crazy cause its not doing anything bad to mine

and enhancer has a great feature for cleaning blood

[safe rain]

Indeed, Coding magic

[upper wyvern]

cause im like 20- fps rn

because of it

[safe rain]

I hope my bald mod still keeps helping people

[safe rain]

Ouch

[fast bramble]

It sort of does but then the game just deletes the engine.ini file eventually and everyone gets hair again

[safe rain]

Its because it needs to be put into Read only

[fast bramble]

Oh duh

I should have realised

[safe rain]

Mistakes come even for the best of the best

[safe rain]

No worries lad :]

[fast bramble]

Reinstalling bald mod

[safe rain]

Glad its helping your framerate

And maybe even more

[fast bramble]

It's not so much framerate for me, I've got a beefy rig, but the hair comes with a ton of visual glitches I don't like and making everyone bald fixes that

So thanks!

[safe rain]

Always a pleasure :]

[white frost]

shit

i need to get back to downloading mods

[fast bramble]

The only thing I'd recommend for the bald mod then is on the Nexus page just mention it goes in AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\Config\Windows and mention the read-only thing. I've modded UE games before so I knew where it went, but totally didn't think about making it read-only, and there's a comment on the mod page asking how to install it

[oak oak]

The mud on the slums map taste so good!

Why did no one tell me about it sooner?

[fast bramble]

A royal diet will lead to royal shits I guess

[white frost]

das crazy yo

even Theodore himself said it

[wheat leaf]

I come from the future and report back

[upper wyvern]

@white frost bro thank you for this grappling tip

shit i finally can lift them lol

[oak oak]

wdym grappling tip

[upper wyvern]

holding alt

[oak oak]

ohh

[upper wyvern]

while trying to lift them everytime

i didnt know that

[white frost]

goodluck yo..

you have a long way ahead

[white frost]

what?

[oak oak]

New halfsword characters leak?

[near grotto]

What?

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[white frost]

what?

[near grotto]

What.

[white frost]

What..?

[near grotto]

What...?
insert meme of unspecified politician who cannot be named for sake of the rules

[white frost]

yo what 😭

[near grotto]

Ive seen it happen

[kindred furnace]

Ohhh i see in reddit ? Not here. Makes sense 😒

[near grotto]

Guy posted a meme and because a certain former president was in it he got warned

[white frost]

what took you so long bro 😭

[white frost]

oh shit ok

[exotic verge]

is strangling in the demo

[white frost]

nah

[kindred furnace]

Too old and too little time too look through 100;s of gaming places to find the news i require.

"Be the first to know, sign up to our dscord blah blah blah" Alrighty then.

[white frost]

shit oky

[upper wyvern]

yeah custom maps are a way to go

i love throwing people off the 100000ft building

[oak oak]

gm_bigcity?

[silent salmon]

Has there been any news on updates?

[oak oak]

no

[tall tangle]

Still suffering from severe social anxiety, eh devs? Lol

[white frost]

@silent salmon

[tall tangle]

We're like 2+ weeks removed from this post, continually pointing to it doesn't help much anymore lol. The devs need to stop being scared of basic communication and make a Steam post.

[white frost]

true enough

but sadly thats the only shit we have 💔

whats even worst is the reddit post got deleted

[oak oak]

halfsword is genuienly being carried by modders right now

everyone beat the game already

[rapid pond]

So was the demo ngl, gameplay loop was just faster

[silent salmon]

Such a let down really, I feel like the hype has passed now and many people that played a lot of the current state simply wont bother to play it when its updated. Simple communication would have prevented this entirely

[rapid pond]

And uc being broken lol

[white frost]

that's gonna suck

[silent salmon]

I hope its not the case but i fear it will be

[ruby pike]

someone gotta powerscale willie bro

can slow time (kinda)

immortal

bc abyss

regens limbs in between rounds of fights

can dent metal with a punch

[silent salmon]

I played around 75 hours of the demo and full game but now havent played since the start of april

[oak oak]

this game is lwk too easy

to be honest

[white frost]

thats fair

[lusty bane]

Shouldnt wip be back since the game got released?

[silent salmon]

and i think im not the only one

[ruby pike]

i mean yeah you have willie the god

[white frost]

nah, they havent brought out anything yet

considering they are gonna pack everything in one box for 1.0

[tall tangle]

"Before coming to announce anything big we have to have something satisfactory, consequent and with direct improvement impact on production side."

This mentality in the Reddit post is shooting them in the foot. They have to ditch this thought process. Just post little Steam updates once a week.

[silent salmon]

This

[lusty bane]

hmm makes sense for a moment i even thought they abandoned the game, glad they didnt

[white frost]

I can never stand the mentality and greediness of the halfsword reddit users 💔

[upper wyvern]

and then games die because people shit on the game cause they cant wait for the update

and the devs are making 0 profit

[oak oak]

with everything he just said, being able to slow time, heal from all your limbs being cut off AND revive? Halfsword is only intense because of the raw fights, fighting is too easy when you get slowmo and having nothing to worry about when you die, because you can easily come right back if you havent killled anyone or you can just come back from the abyss because the zombies are too fragile.

[tall tangle]

This is what we thought of EA's release before it hit lol. Temper expectations on the 1.0.

[white frost]

not sure if we are actually gonna jump to 1.0 🤔

[upper wyvern]

"no the game isnt worth it because its not completed too many bugs its just early access dont support it"

[tall tangle]

All the devs have to do is basic communication and over half of the detractors regarding the current situation, like me, wouldn't be saying a word.

[lusty bane]

idk i feel in love with the game even if it has bugs, had 100 hours on the demo haha

[upper wyvern]

same here the amount of things you can do is enough to play the game

master a different weapon

[oak oak]

They need to nerf swords bro, a small teeny tiny tap anywhere on them, especially the torso, should not be splitting them fully in half. Same also applies for the tiny knife, it's small and horrible to use but when you get a strike it's basically a one shot weapon.

[soft osprey]

Probably more than half even the people on reddit, biggest complaint is not the update gap, but the lack of communication

[upper wyvern]

do a no hit run

[tall tangle]

Project Zomboid updates slower than their slow shambler zombies, but they post something every week or two that communicates what's going on. And thus its playerbase is pretty forgiving of the creeping update pace.

[white frost]

how about axes

[oak oak]

same for axes too, worse actually.

[soft osprey]

Even pissy people understand it takes time to update, they just want communication. And there really, is no legitimate excuse for them to not communicate

[oak oak]

Half Sword Games are 100% reading these convos right now but knowing the introverts they are, theyre too scared to say anything.

[lusty bane]

honestly the gore mechanics are the best i have ever seen, not counting vr ofc

[tall tangle]

Like I said it's like the 10 devs all have severe social anxiety or something lol. Do none of them like writing? Describe the update and have fuggin' GPT pump out a post, even that'd beat the current status lol.

[rapid pond]

I think this first major will have gived them a lesson

Afterward they should act differently

[oak oak]

Not trying to be rude pointing out anyone but Galaxy who works for halfsword games was just online on his phone, he 100% had to see these messages, but now he's back offline...

[tall tangle]

If it gave them a lesson they'd have already made another post since May. Lol

It doesn't cost money or genuine effort.

[rapid pond]

Better to spend more time working ig, every singular posts in announcement or updates needs to be approved first

Once the update drops following the deleted pierrot message, comms should improve heavily

[tall tangle]

You can write out 3 paragraphs and attach an image for a Steam post while taking a dump. This is not an excuse lol

[oak oak]

Half Sword is like Gang Beasts, one actual update every 2 years, and bug fix updates every 4-5 months...

[rapid pond]

Thats literraly the most common cause of drama here

Anyways

Back on topic

[soft osprey]

He can’t say anything anyway it’s not his choice

Frank the lead dev is in control of any outgoing info

If he says no, nobody can share anything

[rapid pond]

I would say more like a mix of that and sub 2

Its shit on for valid and totally invalid reasons but is still being worked on

[upper wyvern]

but come on

gang beasts

[tall tangle]

The most common cause of drama is that the devs won't post any updates to their EA game? Yeah, agreed. lol

[rapid pond]

Fire game

[upper wyvern]

is literally one of the best games ive ever played

shit ton of fun

[rapid pond]

I agree too, no need to push it further since everyone agrees on that point

[oak oak]

Gang beasts is goated asf but its not good when it comes to updates

[upper wyvern]

and i just got destroyed on steam discussion

[rapid pond]

Isnt it a finished game ?

[oak oak]

no

[upper wyvern]

so now i will be sitting in the corner for my whole life

[soft osprey]

It’s not in early access anymore but, still putting out patches and small updates i believe

[oak oak]

Yes and no, theyre pretty much finished but they release updates when they want to, basically whenever they feel like the game gets dry and they need to put out something, but like i said they only update like that every 2 years

[rapid pond]

Interesting

[oak oak]

So i wouldnt necessarily say their finished until they decide to quit updating

[rapid pond]

I thought it was a fleshed out game lol

[soft osprey]

Why didn’t you just decide you were right?? Like it’s a surefire way to win any argument. Amateur

[rapid pond]

Last time ive played gb was lkme 3 years ago

[oak oak]

Which I wouldn't be surprised if they do stop updating any time soon

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/master-spongebob-bowing-bow-yes-master-gif-5594685

[rapid pond]

Until suddently

GANG BEAST 2 COMING SOON

[soft osprey]

Now get back in there and call them stupid, and let them know YOURE right and THEYRE wrong

Talk about their mother for bonus points

Or any other close family member

Like their dad

[upper wyvern]

what if their dad isnt so close?

[soft osprey]

Even better, you can call them fatherless

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-angry-furious-fuming-mad-gif-17841869167183441241

[rapid pond]

And then leak their ip adress

[oak oak]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-twd-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-the-walking-dead-darren-watkins-ohio-shocked-gif-3571914771658684803

fuck.

embed fail

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-gif-10054675685696503316

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[oak oak]

yupppp

[rapid pond]

Lmao

[oak oak]

was calling for the embed failures 😭

[upper wyvern]

you knew it was coming.

[oak oak]

what lvl u gotta be for embeds?

i forgot

2?

3?

[upper wyvern]

level 2 kind sir

[oak oak]

shii👀

guess i aint getting embeds

[rapid pond]

Go in #stat-rank-check and do /rank

You'll see how close you are

[oak oak]

im more than halfway 😄

[white frost]

@sharp thunder cool map yo

[oak oak]

what did luh willie do 💔

[white frost]

everything

[rapid pond]

Literraly the most hs looking map for now

[oak oak]

YOOO😭

[white frost]

wait let me show you a clip where i threw him really high up

LOL

[oak oak]

bet

[white frost]

the first map that looks like a vanilla map

[oak oak]

teach me your ways

[upper wyvern]

well i know how to lift them but how to throw them? damn... teach me master

[rapid pond]

And prolly the last lol, modders always do the funny

[sharp thunder]

thank u bruv probably the map im happiest with rn the morning version is my personal fav

[rapid pond]

Unless someone makes ratay or skalitz

I wanna play in ratay

[white frost]

make more!!!

make a hill or something

LOL

[white frost]

the ass cheeks

[oak oak]

👀

[white frost]

im dead serious

[oak oak]

weight?

[rapid pond]

Ass is the best part to grab

[white frost]

100

[oak oak]

alr

[white frost]

yeahhh

[white frost]

u can do stuff like this already at like

90-95 kg

[white frost]

the waist included

@sharp thunder ill use this map probably for epic fighting

thank you 🙏

[rapid pond]

Did you ever manage to snap a willies neck ?

Like is it possible even in the demo idk

[white frost]

yeah actually

[rapid pond]

I wanna see that :D

[white frost]

although i didnt have it clipped ☹️

[rapid pond]

Those are 100% the most gruesomes deaths imo

[white frost]

since my game crashed at that very moment

ive always had this tradition where if i do something amazing in EA or demo, my game would just close

💔

[sharp thunder]

weird russian bot on steam that just sends this every hour

[rapid pond]

I have a tradition of only getting the collest kills ever when im not recording

Das why you dont see me post here like before

I unironically only get cools shits outside or recording

[white frost]

what is this wth

[white frost]

LOL

[sharp thunder]

idk the account friended me earlier and they just send that message every hour

kinda creepy

[rapid pond]

I think its a good time to announce that ive fallen down my stairs like rn

Felt funny for a minute

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-11079826643093500565

[white frost]

lmao L

[white frost]

unfriend it

[rapid pond]

I fully agree lmao

Literraly decided to walk in "my room" in pitch black and jump on my bed

Spoilers, it wasent my room

Step 1 -2 - 4 -7 floor

[chrome gust]

and block them

[sharp thunder]

probly a GOOD idea

[chrome gust]

what can i say im a genius 🥹

i need ur name now hand it over

[oak oak]

sussy ahh boiii

[summer cloud]

That weapon is pretty annoying to deal with

[sharp orchid]

medkit

[silk spire]

Why’s it so laggy

[sharp orchid]

js bad fps

[summer cloud]

Not a crazy clip but damn these swings felt smooth

[sharp orchid]

a less laggy demo of the medkit

[plain brook]

hey

i was doing that

lol

[summer cloud]

thanks i didnt need those anyway

[oak oak]

Mod for the long stick?

or wtv it is

[sharp thunder]

willies looking a little green around the gills

[crude flower]

How did you even do this bro

[rapid pond]

Theres about 2 meters of differences between the staircase and door that leads to my room

[crude flower]

That's a lot of distance

[rapid pond]

Not in pitch black

With no lights

[crude flower]

You can't be pitch blacking it with such extremes if you're that clumsy

That's like 8 feet to the left

[rapid pond]

Man idk havent been to my dad house since last week

Shit happens

At least i have a new meme to joke around with my buddies

The staircase magnet

[wind flume]

You can bring back treasure from the abyss!? I sold a goblet from hell! THat's so cool

[oak oak]

why does it make me automatically let go when trying to grapple?

I get a grip for like a second and it lets go

[wind charm]

the secret is to actively try to weaken the targeted leg/legs by kicking or punching

[small glen]

its rng based

the more weak the more the chance increases

[wind charm]

in the first clip I both kick and punch before committing to a full lift

[covert forge]

Grappling is good when Willie doesn't stand while being in the air

[wind charm]

we love a good slam

[oak oak]

ohhh ok

well shoot my character is tall and buff ash so i can throw them but not that far

[small glen]

Grappling is way to unreliable imo

it needs to be fixed

But i doubt it

[oak oak]

they need to bring back the demo's grappling

[small glen]

because it was never their intention to ever see it happen

[covert forge]

Single leg seems to be the most reliable

[young crater]

did it get abandoned or something?

[small glen]

smthing I seen a lot that is also weird

is how the damage works

a lot of times you can one shot them

but then their is moments where they get slammed against the floor at mach 9 and then get up casually

i think the balance is at play, and they are somehow "Catching themselves"

[shell forge]

He owes his life to me. He neglected to wear a bevor, and he was fortunate that a mere toy was what struck his mouth

[tough hollow]

youy should steam remote play me

or however it works

i wanna duel

[covert forge]

yea they balance in the air now more causing them to not properly ragdoll

[oak oak]

yes gng i had a 10+ foot tall dude with insane weight that could throw someone across the water in slums, and if i threw em like that into a wall itll make a loud thud and sometimes even alot of blood but theyll get up n brush it off like i js scratched them

[rapid pond]

Not demo grappling, just fixing wrist will bring it back

[covert forge]

or i guess do a full ragdoll

[small glen]

thats been a thing since the demo

[wind charm]

depends on where in the world u are, and if u are willing to play with controlelr

[small glen]

I honestly think the jumping mechanic made it worse

[tough hollow]

i dont havea cotnroller 😭

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-m00-yamcha-yamcha-pose-gif-8901897999598750599

[wind charm]

i will invest in a gamer controller

[small glen]

i hate the jumping mechanic 😭

i think its pointless

and it honestly is likely to blame for like

[tough hollow]

okokokok

[small glen]

half of the balance issues and shit

and likely the main baddie behind spin nerfing

[tough hollow]

yea same

[oak oak]

WHAT are we doing 💔

[tough hollow]

i feel like playtest spin speed was good

demo was a bit better and ea kinda crashed it

[wind charm]

ts

[oak oak]

sheeeesh

[wind charm]

Steppa got a clean clip with it

[oak oak]

its cool n all but for falling down and only making them stumble...not too reliable

i say only do it when their weak

[tough hollow]

damn they walkef that shi off

[wind charm]

yeah willie got that bull shark testosterone

[small glen]

flick kicking is sort of the way to do it now

that does the most damage

and launches them

[tough hollow]

i like ripping off the armor of champions and grappling them

[buoyant ravine]

for a really buff guy your weak as fuck when it comes to grabbing people

[tough hollow]

yea

my dude keeps losing his grip because he gets strangled on litterally anything

[tough hollow]

morechampslams

okaylastchampslam

[steady thunder]

Hit him so hard I lost

[rotund shadow]

odachi

[shrewd idol]

maybe we can get Wakizashi after Half Sword fully releases

[rotund shadow]

tachi testing

[rotund shadow]

there is gonna be a wakizashi in the pack

[patent adder]

Hello, It is I, the one who must ask the Great Question and then vanish for another several moths. Has the state of the release version improved? Most importantly, did the AMD gpu blood pooling issue get fixed?

I have 25 dollars at the moment but if the blood pools are still squares I dunno

[oak oak]

hear me out....what if everyone on earth got married to eachother, that way we can finally bring world peace 😱😱😱

i MIGHT be the next einstein

[rotund shadow]

nah

thats gone

like a long time ago

fixed it

optimization is still eh

[oak oak]

no

[rotund shadow]

but its fine

[patent adder]

Bro we'd have a messy divorse in 20 years and nuke eachother or some shit

[oak oak]

square blood pools still exist

just rare

[patent adder]

Minecraft easter egg

[oak oak]

yes

[rotund shadow]

well thank god i have never seen one in the over 95 hours of gameplay ive had since update

[patent adder]

unreal engine moment

[oak oak]

just turn blood to max and kill alot in free mode and youll have a way higher chance of getting square blood pools

but i saw them in progression on a teeny bit less than half blood

[wind flume]

The abyss mechanic makes it very satisfying when I say See You In Hell and pull out a sharp

[patent adder]

Please, have mercy, I have hosted a minecraft server for so long I cannot bear to lay my eyes upon squares nor cubes

[wind flume]

Like I know this is gonna bite me back later on but spite

[oak oak]

ouuu shii👀

[patent adder]

using a crossbow gets you 67 vengeful souls in abyss very fast i assume

[oak oak]

what do vengeful souls do

[patent adder]

Sweet memories though, ended up with quite a large world in the end, 30+ people have built it

I'll be sorting my files in 2040 or smth and find that world and be happy about the good times I got to enjoy

For who are we without our memories

[oak oak]

type shi

[patent adder]

what every other willie does usually

they be killin

[faint cradle]

They go uuuuuuuueghhhhh while you're dragging them around the abyss and it's really pitiful

[patent adder]

bro imagine you kill a guy during a tournament and he just shows up next day

[faint cradle]

Sometimes I'll go to hell on purpose just to steal loot above my tier

[patent adder]

lmao dayz

[crude flower]

95 hours lol

[faint cradle]

My richest beggar currently is just missing a couple armor pieces, he's even got a cuirass and cuisses

[crude flower]

Nice

[wind flume]

Messers early on and spears 😭

[ebon blade]

is gravity heavier in the abyss??

[crude flower]

Why would it be silly

[ebon blade]

or do polearms just like to break there

[crude flower]

You're just a weaker willie

Abyss willie

[ebon blade]

that makes sense but also not fun at all

[crude flower]

Why would you be strong

[wind flume]

I wouldn't know, I'm addicted to using a mace with the longest handle and heaviest flange

[patent adder]

I have 200 hours in demo + 100 in playtest, I can be trusted with a firearm I promise dude

[soft osprey]

I don’t ever kill my Willies because I’m a good person

[wind flume]

I have a meteor on a stick

Bonk

[oak oak]

If you lend an errand to the Innkeeper (the dude you talk with to rest in half sword) and you kill the drunk guy that you have to take home, would his zombie be drunk too if he seeks revenge?

[crude flower]

It's very very good and fun and nice

[ebon blade]

did i not just say it makes sense

[crude flower]

You said not fun

Not that it didn't make sense

[faint cradle]

I haven't really noticed a difference in strength between the abyss and otherwise, but I also don't usually find myself pressed by the vengeful spirits

[soft osprey]

KILL EACH OTHER! FIGHT! ARGUE!

[ebon blade]

then why would you ask why would i be strong

[wind flume]

Ever have one eat your face?

Can we bite too?

[faint cradle]

Somehow I keep surviving that

[patent adder]

Hot take - killing is a fun and engaging activity

[wind flume]

They've done it to me three times and I've never died from it I think it's not allowed to finish you like that

[ebon blade]

also theres literally no reason for you to swing different when youre less strong

[crude flower]

Well because you said it isn't fun

[patent adder]

May Lord forgive my sinful arse for thinking that

[faint cradle]

It can, but I think the first bite is almost guaranteed not to kill you

[crude flower]

If it was fun for you then you'd be strong

Or something

[faint cradle]

They latch on, knock my ass out with a face bite, then I lay there on the ground kicking and screaming and flailing and keeping them from biting anything important and then I heal up and re-kill them

[ebon blade]

the average person should be able to swing a polearm or something atleast once properly without getting tired

[wind flume]

Let me

B I T E

[dreamy sequoia]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/217

[crude flower]

For most that do it they say it's fun

[wind flume]

My days of rping a Floridian will come to pass

Come to

[dreamy sequoia]

Bath salt simulator

[wind flume]

Underpass?

[crude flower]

I don't think i ever get tired in abyss ngl unless you're meaning in like full plate armor

[patent adder]

I have only killed animals and only for food, not sure about ppl

Unless you dayz all over the place and go and eat someone killing is bad mkay

[ebon blade]

i am in full plate but still like

[crude flower]

If you're meaning in just the nude or whatnot then maybe you're swinging too fast

You don't gotta go full beans

[ebon blade]

if im full stam it should not affect my initial swing

[dreamy sequoia]

Always have a 2h sword sheathed for the abyss. Or at the very least, a axe head hafted

[wind flume]

I think blunts need an increase to lethality.
If I over head grip change swing on someone with crouch momentum while they're on the ground and not wearing a helmet they should melon burst

[ebon blade]

im not expecting to die usually

[patent adder]

I don't know if it's Christian to finish off a guy who's obviously going to die

[dreamy sequoia]

You dont want to waste your time swinging a polearm there

[ebon blade]

and im not tryna craft a sword

[wind flume]

https://tenor.com/view/grape-smash-crush-hammer-gif-17072527

[dreamy sequoia]

Nobody expects to go to the abyss. That's why you have a sword sheathed, just incase

[soft osprey]

Go swing a big polearm in full armor and see how you feel after the first swing. And then come back and let us know. And if it’s easy, Youre a liar and a bad person, if it’s tiring(it is) im right like always , and a genius, and also handsome

[faint cradle]

I feel like I agree, because it doesn't seem to make much difference whether someone is helmeted or not to my pollaxe

[soft osprey]

I’d like to stress the handsome part

[ebon blade]

yeah its gonna be tiring but ill be able to do it atleast once properly??

[faint cradle]

sometimes I will kill someone with like a perfectly aligned mega strike to the temple or something

[crude flower]

Jokes on you i only play abyss

[faint cradle]

But a spiked pollaxe should probably be more lethal to a gambeson guy

[wind flume]

You can crush Willy's throat I believe

[ebon blade]

you can

[faint cradle]

did it with the haft of my pollaxe once

[tidal sapphire]

I’m never knew that

[wind flume]

I've been insta'd by getting my femoral cut

[dreamy sequoia]

This is why swords are king for abyss

[wind flume]

Perfect male fantasy

[patent adder]

I once made a foolish mistake of assuming a gambeson I got from ebay would protect me from a strike with a polymer sabre, it hurt a lot

[crude flower]

Sure, but don't forget the zombies bite

It's s pain when they get close

Or the boss zombies bite my head 😿

[dreamy sequoia]

If you are wearing armour, they can't bite

[ebon blade]

they cant get close if the half of them with the teeth is on the floor somewhere

[wind flume]

Can you still halfsword and just razor cut someone?

Like is the can opener still a strat?

[dreamy sequoia]

EA abyss has no boss zombie

[crude flower]

Most of the time they've been able to bite me ngl

[crude flower]

The bigger ones between tiers

[dreamy sequoia]

Sounds like you had skin exposed somewhere.

[patent adder]

Hear me out, HEMA while drunk

[crude flower]

Basically a boss zombie

[dreamy sequoia]

The bigger zombies in the EA are just champions youve killed

[wind flume]

Concussion factory

[patent adder]

Irl half sword experience

[faint cradle]

It helps at least. If you have a heavy enough guard/pommel that also helps a lot because if you glance the pointy end off you'll probably still knock them silly

[crude flower]

No i'm talking about playing literally abyss from main screen

[tropic lynx]

Anything new or still the same?

[ebon blade]

will i get my polearm back if i toss it somewhere and steal one of the abyss willys sword

[crude flower]

Depends

[ebon blade]

its insured

[crude flower]

Sometimes you do sometimes you don't

[dreamy sequoia]

I was talking about accidentally getting sent to abyss from an accidental death, in EA progression. Hence the always have a 2h sword sheathed. Thanks for changing what I was saying on the fly though, very confusing for all.

[crude flower]

I've had insured not come back methinks

[patent adder]

embrace the abyss for we all will end up there

[signal wedge]

Hello my child

[crude flower]

Well i do that in either abyss mode frankly. Usually left hip is an axe of some kind, right hip is a 2h or 1h sword if possible and then a blunt weapon for funsies

[patent adder]

He who lives by the sword dies by the sword and shit

[crude flower]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-cheese-trap-funny-lift-gym-gif-3430408

[soft osprey]

You should fight him for that

[dreamy sequoia]

I dont hit children.

[crude flower]

I'm 26

[soft osprey]

Perfect

[dreamy sequoia]

Im 38.

[soft osprey]

Now kill each other

[patent adder]

such a gif shall not go unnoticed, monumental levels of swag

[soft osprey]

Old men

Youre both so old

Im not though, very young here

[crude flower]

gg

[patent adder]

What was it like when the permian explosion hit?

damn I'm gonna grow old one day and wither away and die

oh well

dayz

[soft osprey]

No?

Do you have a source for that claim?

I’ll be young forever

[patent adder]

I am sure that I will die cuz yknow

[oak oak]

So is nobody gonna talk about the ufo?

[patent adder]

Everyone who drank water eventually died

And I drank water

[oak oak]

Why is there a ufo in halfsword

[dreamy sequoia]

Congrats you're the 150,000th person to find the ufo.

[soft osprey]

Yeah nobody

[crude flower]

nice

[oak oak]

i knew about ts when the early access just came out

[soft osprey]

God I love being a sarcastic piece of shit

[oak oak]

i just remembered it cause i saw it

and decided to ask

[soft osprey]

And an awful person

[dreamy sequoia]

Cool

Thats nice

[crude flower]

It could be worse

[patent adder]

you aint

[crude flower]

You could be a mod

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26826812

[ebon blade]

ive lost part of my foot because a willy grazed it lightly

[soft osprey]

Never going to happen

[ebon blade]

not good

[soft osprey]

I would never be a mod

Im too argumentative and opinionated and handsome

And funny

And intelligent

And cool

[crude flower]

Real

And real

[patent adder]

Where do I send reddit gold

[crude flower]

To the reddit trash

[faint cradle]

lettuce nut blood shit come...

[soft osprey]

So true king

[faint cradle]

I could not do the funnier come word, that one is blocked

[patent adder]

fucking real

[dreamy sequoia]

Rhymes with stizz.

[crude flower]

@willow rampart

You've been negan'd

[patent adder]

You know that feeling when the willy gets a very minor cut and goes like

https://tenor.com/view/pain-phantom-the-the-phantom-pain-metallic-gear-poopy-gif-17171818497153652964

[crude flower]

A very miner cut

[dreamy sequoia]

Those willies deserve a beheading.

[patent adder]

I love choppin heads and mounting them on stakes so the foe may fear me and the friend may fear me as well

[dull lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1494476852176228362/1494501190069911633/james3.gif

[dreamy sequoia]

This just further proves my, we need a vlad the impaler map/mode

[patent adder]

Your words have letters in them and I agree

[patent adder]

who is he

[dull lily]

idk james benson

[patent adder]

John Dayz

[near grotto]

Screams bloody murder, thinking his hand getting cut is worse than the blade he's about to get impaled through his intestines

[patent adder]

To be fair a cut on the inside of the hand hurts a lot but dude adrenaline?

[faint cradle]

If I'm screaming in pain and fear during combat, it's going to be at the guy I'm fighting while I try to take him down with me

I get going into shock if you lose a hand or something though

But if I can't tell I'm disabled I will assume I'm not

[patent adder]

A battle drug that we can just synthesize when we need to lol

Op ability btw

https://tenor.com/view/faaast-gif-6546469878456397517

WAR, ON DRUGS

[patent adder]

I wonder what it feels like to get a ligament cut in your arm or some shit

[faint cradle]

Probably just wrong

[lost rover]

Human body is nerfed without adrenaline so your body doesnt break from exhaustion

[patent adder]

Cant investigate, no insurance

[faint cradle]

I've noticed sometimes my enemy will just give up after enough pain, which I know is a mechanic but it's weird to see it happen when I just clonk a guy in the shoulder so hard he goes "WOAH WOAH OKAY"

[lost rover]

I stabbed a guy in the chest like 2 times but he still kept going

[patent adder]

Ye it's a smart design imo

[lost rover]

Literally popped out of his body

[faint cradle]

Guess it didn't hurt lmao

just missed his nerves somehow

[lost rover]

The human body is actually like 1.35x stronger than a chimpanzee with adrenaline

[patent adder]

irl?

[lost rover]

But exhausting accordingly

[lost rover]

Willie

[patent adder]

oh k

[lost rover]

I stabbed him in the chest with those peasant knives twice (second time i left it in there) then it just popped out

[patent adder]

(not a cop I am)

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-8063259

[patent adder]

Things they say before they shoot yo dog and burn yo crops

Well it is time at last

To buy the release version

God I hope this $1000 pc has enough power WRONG

ERADICATE YOUR HOPE, MAKE A FIVE YEAR PLAN, BUY A SWORD

[faint cradle]

I've just been resigned to my Ocarina of Time ass frames

It is what it is...

My computer's not bad or anything, it's just Unreal being what it is

Can't play Subnautica 2 at 60fps either for the same reason

[patent adder]

Oh shit there's subnautica 2?

Indeed