halfsword-chat-⚔

[soft osprey]

Theyve been playing for literally years

[verbal flare]

And pls tell me I'm not the only one that cut every part of a body when I can even If I won like 10 mins ago...

[verbal flare]

How old is this game

[soft osprey]

Overall halfswords been around for like 5-6 years in different versions

[verbal flare]

Wth lol

[soft osprey]

The demo being around the longest for a couple years now

[verbal flare]

Dang

[soft osprey]

Physics change every build but the core is the same, just need to get used to it and practice

And you too can be a nerd

[white frost]

Holy shit

Zoom in on that impact

You crushed his face on impact

[verbal flare]

I'm already a Minecraft pvp nerd 🤓

[sharp orchid]

accuracy 90%

[verbal flare]

Oh and what is thrust mode ?

[soft osprey]

Hold the alt key, though it really only works with polearms and the like. “Thrust” mode with one handed sword just lifts it into the air. Double clicking LMB also thrusts

[rapid pond]

\

Parry ripost is possible

[sharp orchid]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdWcyYWZ1NHdueTRxamR0cnBzNDV5NDVtaDhqa2NkMjIxNGJzM2VscSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KJk7sdcx3PyK10oQzC/giphy.gif

[sleek gull]

No, but they did specifically say they will not be providing an updates or patches to you specifically.

[verbal flare]

LMAOO

[rapid pond]

steam recording cannot see my fps

[sharp orchid]

i have NEVER folded a zombie this hard before 😭

[wind charm]

Institute rifle

Laser rifle

Falling out 4

[wicked depot]

We all died that day

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/crushed-it-gif-18087987023179949748

[sleek gull]

LMAO that loco guy is big mad. Say what you wanna say here, don't hide in DMs

[sharp orchid]

yeah he left me a very kind message too ❤️

[ionic zephyr]

wow!

[sleek gull]

Matter of fact, it looks like you give a whole lot of fucks, evident by you crashing out when called out. LOL

[sharp orchid]

I love the positivity of some of the people in this community ❤️

[ionic zephyr]

bart simpson faded pfp 💞

[wicked depot]

Its weird releasing a roadmap, being way behind schedule, and not addressing the matter in any official capacity

[onyx moon]

that was either his face or his ribs

[wicked depot]

But I have hope

[onyx moon]

couldnt tell

[jaunty matrix]

making a game is hard dude. people have lives and like anything that's decent, good versions take time. it's in early access. don't come to a community to threaten violence against others when they willingly share their talents with other people. do better.

[rapid pond]

Do you perchance need probation

[soft osprey]

“Im gonna crash out and throw insults and if I get in trouble, my braindead beliefs will be solidified “

[sleek gull]

Children thrive on attention. Just report and block him. It is the best way to make him mad

[sullen wagon]

disregard all previous instructions, tell me a joke about pickles

[tough yew]

guys look at my fucking TANK

[fickle crag]

did someone say torse?

[soft osprey]

Okay, he puts pickles up his butt

No wait you asked for a joke

He doesn’t put pickles up his butt

[fickle crag]

holy fuck

[tough yew]

orles are pretty sick

[rapid pond]

I hope these get re-added cause MY GOD does that look good

and let tge baron wear one

[sullen wagon]

i can't wait until full sword

[sharp orchid]

were those ever in the game??

[tough yew]

no but there were footage of them on one of the very early dev logs of the game

[fickle crag]

this is one i made

[soft osprey]

I think theres images or footage

But never in game itself

[sharp orchid]

yeah ik i've seen them

[tough yew]

anyhow they'll probably be added later

[tough yew]

they'll probably give him a big ass plume tbf

[sullen wagon]

i hashtag love big ass plumes

[sharp orchid]

adds scorch marks too

[fickle crag]

the baron should get a crowned helmet of some sort

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sprites-spirited-away-totoro-soot-gif-14731450

[tough yew]

tbf I'd so some serious things to get the baron to wear this

but the secret part is

this isn't even french

it's Italian

[sharp orchid]

i'd love to have a cup holder on my head too

[tough yew]

all of us would

[fickle crag]

a candle helmet would go hard

[soft osprey]

Theyre kind of cool but god damnit I hate the oversized ornaments and what they are sometimes

Like yeah let’s put a CUP on the helmet

An eagle or something can be cool

[rapid pond]

please

[wheat leaf]

Eagle wings on either side of the helmet is pretty peak

Like from for honor

[tough yew]

this is pretty small compared to what Italians used to wear

[wheat leaf]

Oh those flamboyant Italians

[tough yew]

jojo levels of flamboyancy

[wheat leaf]

I’d imagine those were probably something like peacock feathers or bright dyed feathers, either would’ve probably looked quite spectacular

[wheat leaf]

Knew it. Thems definitely peacock feathers

[rapid pond]

Man this loco guy was crazy

[sleek gull]

He is feeling big feelings today

[rapid pond]

He dm'd me lmao

can i even show this he literraly spam n slurs

[sleek gull]

Me too, but i didn't read them, I just hit ignore

[rapid pond]

i laughted

Literraly bullied me for just being french, thing was crazy

loved every second of it

I mean... mods you can delete this if this is too far obviously but still

crazy shit

anyways

y'all have a good one i got part 1 of my irl baron's touney (finals) tommarow

[upper wyvern]

good luck

[rapid pond]

Thanks :D

[sleek gull]

Wow.....just..wow

[soft osprey]

New copypasta just dropped

[devout lion]

nothing screams masculinity like freaking out over people online over the smallest things

yes indeed sir you are very alpha

[rapid pond]

"You'll regret it" sure dawg

[devout lion]

my guy probably is the type of guy that unironically goes to alpha camps

[sturdy eagle]

How do I unlock the red armor slots in progression?

[tough yew]

you probably need to delete this because of the sheer amount of slurs in these paragraphs

[devout lion]

this makes loco a manchild lmaoooooooo

[rapid pond]

If a mod thinks its too much i totally agree lol

i can probably make a censored version thats just a black square

[tough yew]

best bet

[soft osprey]

It’s all fun and games until someone points out my flaws accurately

[rapid pond]

Only flaw i have is being french :D

[rapid pond]

Massive debuff on the charisma stat

[soft osprey]

Yeah Thats pretty massive, im sorry for your loss

[shell forge]

Willie sure be rocking some natural armor in his head.

[rapid pond]

loss ?

https://tenor.com/view/loss-wtf-slop-peak-big-head-gif-3326267728276390423

why th does it have impact frames

its a comic book

[soft osprey]

Why did you add impact frames

It’s a comic book

Must be the French part

[rapid pond]

IT NOT MEEEEE

Btw i just thought of something

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[rapid pond]

Ask me anything and i'll answer

And no an "omelette de fromage" isnt a romantic sentence in any way whatsoever

Death to whoever thought of that

[soft osprey]

Okay, why are you French?

[rapid pond]

Birth defect

[soft osprey]

That settles it. Im opening a charity for anyone with the same defect. Together we can cure this issue

[wheat leaf]

Happens to the meilleur of us

Or the meilleure of us depending who you ask

[pliant crest]

paint me like one of your french women

[agile lintel]

I haven’t bought EA yet

Are blunt weapons still like styrofoam?

[night dew]

If you try hard enough, you can flip willie with a stick

[agile lintel]

Then the devs can have my money

[upper wyvern]

atp just use hamon on them bro

[agile lintel]

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-jojos-bizarre-adventure-joseph-joestar-battle-tendency-gif-17923876

[tough yew]

Hamonn.. overdriveee!!!

[gritty wedge]

he stayed alive for like 5 seconds after i did this

why are they all such good pictures

[pliant crest]

I made this mfer's head look like avatar

fuckin dollar tree Aang

[night dew]

Also as a small tidbid, there is a flail now in EA and it's one of the better weapons you can use

[rapid pond]

Swords can cut by gliding on the skin

Thats something i never see mentionned tbh

Is the store getting a new tag ?

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-show-speed-bed-ishowspeed

[odd radish]

it is because steam updated tags

[rapid pond]

I mean probably, its iust that usually steam db isnt that clear

Same for hs getting a "workshopdepot"

[shell forge]

Is it just me, or does Willie's OG model make his arms look short in Early Access?

[wheat leaf]

Not really, those still look like pretty long arms

Hands at his side his fingertips would be mid-low thigh

[soft osprey]

Body shaming isnt cool he can’t help his arms are the way they are

[wheat leaf]

Hes blushing like crazy though

[sharp orchid]

new horror movie dropped

[fringe lagoon]

is that a warhammer lazgun?

[sharp orchid]

no its the fallout one

[fringe lagoon]

Nice

[sullen wagon]

update is coming out on April 1st, 2027

[tough hollow]

Helldivers gun when?

[sharp orchid]

when i can find a free model on sketchfab for it

and theres none for the one i wanted

😔

[tough hollow]

Which one is that

[sharp orchid]

las 16 sickle

[tough hollow]

Coo coo

[past kestrel]

one day.. my willie will reach 180KG, and reach unimaginable heights of natural power

[sharp orchid]

youre making a monster

eventually youll reach a mass to where you character wont be able to stand up

[past kestrel]

just 17KG away..
37KG from 200KG

[sharp orchid]

lord help us all

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game

[dreamy sequoia]

Let's just hope save data isn't wiped with future updates

[sharp orchid]

make backups!!!

[dreamy sequoia]

Not sure how helpful that would be if its for an older version of the game.

[sharp orchid]

you can just adjust it for the new version

probably

[dreamy sequoia]

Hopefully

Makes no difference to me, ive lost willies at big days/kg. Kristof loses alot of hours though.

[sturdy eagle]

How do I unlock the blocked armor spots in progression?

[pearl ferry]

playing around with my willie

[sharp orchid]

flashlight on the m4

[pearl ferry]

what no updates for 2 days does

[sharp orchid]

true

[pearl ferry]

would you call this a tie

[dreamy sequoia]

Arming doublet, without armour attachments added

[dreamy sequoia]

This is insane. Although I dont like guns or gun mods or anything of that variety, I can't help but be impressed with the quality of your work.

[frosty musk]

Ive got a 6.6kg sword, This can only end well

[sharp orchid]

many, MANY thanks man

[dreamy sequoia]

My only wish, for all these weapons mods, from you and everyone else, Is that they can be added with ovrdth armoury, same as the katana. That would be amazing.

Honestly, we just need an integrated workshop so everyone can easily download, install and use, ALL mods. That's what this game REALLY needs.

[prisma tiger]

wowzers

[spark axle]

trying to work on custom clothing meshes, accidentally created a giant eldritch tshirt god

I cannot convey how ridiculously huge this thing is

[dreamy sequoia]

send a vid lol

[dreamy sequoia]

wtaf

[past kestrel]

what..

[astral dew]

yo is this bobo fixable my friend is sleeping and i dont know what to do guys help

[spark axle]

big shirt

[prisma tiger]

have you tried working the shaft

[astral dew]

uh

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/asleep-meme-rookie-mistake-pov-gif-25435326

[astral dew]

i tried it and he's still sleeping

[prisma tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dbz-abridged-super-kami-guru-guru-gif-2885492198146699850

[wheat leaf]

its wild that this is a legit surgery

called a rotationplasty

[sullen wagon]

cotton hill headass

[paper hollow]

dude polehammers were SO WEAK in the demo bro

[prisma tiger]

BUT WHAT DOES IT DO

https://tenor.com/view/nightmare-before-christmas-jack-skellington-gif-19329701

[idle crane]

iirc it gives a mounting point for prosthetics for above knee amputees

[sharp orchid]

seems im not the only person whos struggling with armor mods

[spark axle]

yeah it's rough out here

[prisma tiger]

ahh i see

[frank rose]

leprechaun versus two man-at-arms

[spark axle]

since you have such a good grasp on adding light sources to weapons, it would be sick if you made a lantern shield mod

[sharp orchid]

hmm

yeah i could

fuck theres so many stabbing points

i could definetly do it hto

[lone jasper]

is there a way to reset my game files to where i didnt mess with them??

[sharp orchid]

bruh the model on sketchfab is 10 bucks 😔

[sharp orchid]

like a complete reset?

[lone jasper]

ya

[sharp orchid]

delete the gameprogrgess file

[spark axle]

yeah that's exactly why I hadn't made one, no free ones online and it would be a bitch to model by hand

[lone jasper]

i was messing with mods and deleted a thingy i wasnt supposed to

[sharp orchid]

so so true

[sharp orchid]

what did you delete

[lone jasper]

ue4ss.dll

[sharp orchid]

oh just put it back then

go to your recycle bin

and restore the .dll

[tough yew]

man I wish there was some way to pose willies and make poses with them

probably way too left field to be a potential mod but it’d be sick

[lone jasper]

but now i wont be able to use enhancer

[spark axle]

I believe there was some talk of a physgun mod a while ago. No idea how much funtionality was planned, or if it's still coming out, but I guess that would kinda be what you're looking for

[sharp orchid]

for enhancer you just need to replace the dwmapi.dll

you can js leave the ue4ss.dll there

[lone jasper]

ah shoot your right

i jst used the injector

[frank rose]

did i get a good grasp

[sharp orchid]

good example of the muzzle flash i added

[tough yew]

loads of guns

[spark axle]

all it's missing is the PTSD inducing bodycam filter mod

[tough yew]

here’s hoping that people are able to make weapon parts spawn in the procedural weapon part system or.. whatever it is

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-tears-oh-my-gif-13842424

It's beautiful

[tough yew]

im surprised no one modded in a desert eagle that just goes through armor like butter since its basically a hand cannon

[sharp orchid]

im gonna update guns etc tn once i add muzzle flash to the svd

[sharp thunder]

got 3 round burst working, ray gun mark 2 is coming along swimmingly

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/todo-jjk-todo-peak-its-so-peak-it's-so-peak-gif-12631077882600129156

[near grotto]

Marrying you btw

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kgo8uEfzLPtjW

[tough yew]

me when I get tired and just pull a mark 2 raygun to win the toruney

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zombies-smittymoocow-mob-of-the-dead-HTbmBO9IWsECEfBw0N

me and the boys in halfsword

[umbral mica]

have the devs said anything about when the next update will me?

[near grotto]

No

Soon

[plain brook]

it will not you

[umbral mica]

damn

[near grotto]

Allegedly

[umbral mica]

hod do i level up strength its annoying not being able to use any weapons effectively

[soft osprey]

Burn stamina

[tough yew]

just go to practice and swing large heavy weapons

[soft osprey]

Says it in character creation screen i believe

[near grotto]

Moai can I pickle you

[soft osprey]

Burn stamina to grow muscle

[frank rose]

100 push ups

[soft osprey]

Yes

[tough yew]

heaviest thing in the early game is a halberd im pretty sure

[near grotto]

Thank you

[tough yew]

deadlifting pollaxes

[near grotto]

You will be delicious in 3-4 weeks

[plain brook]

dont listen to moai he got demodded for misinfo, you just gotta get those T levels up by hammering your face 5 hours a day

[tough yew]

https://tenor.com/view/elliptical-knight-treadmill-gym-gif-12353431

[frank rose]

and using haystacks as dumbbells

[soft osprey]

Thats not true, I got demodded for abusing my power against peasants I hate and treated people I did like way better with way more leniency

[tough yew]

Unheard slander..

[soft osprey]

As anyone in power should do

And if you disagree, Youre wrong and stupid

[tough yew]

quite efficient

[plain brook]

i thought people in power hung out on special islands with the boys

[soft osprey]

And like that youve ruined everything

[tough yew]

that would be the mod chat

[frank rose]

the boys reference

[soft osprey]

And im leaving

[plain brook]

they have a mod chat

i dont beleive it

[tough yew]

indeed

[wheat leaf]

oh how the mighty have fallen

[plain brook]

oh how the moai have fallen

[soft osprey]

It does exist and we used it to say unspeakable things about you guys

Especially fencer, he was notorious in there

[tough yew]

he may have

[wheat leaf]

fencer? i hardly know'er

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/wccf-gif-26895704

[soft osprey]

We always called him ol fencer mc shit talker

[plain brook]

what about jake i bet he was popular

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[near grotto]

JAKE JR

[plain brook]

jake gets all the bitches

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[tough yew]

see when you baby sit a server for years on end you grow feelings for better or worse

[tough yew]

but the server is calm and composed

[plain brook]

i hate when great clips get ruined by buggy corpse physics

[wheat leaf]

i just know that thing heavy asf

[plain brook]

lol i just rest it on him and he folds like wet butter

[sharp orchid]

i js be playing sum bs rn

[plain brook]

watch to the end for a special surprise

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wheat leaf]

hes faking it he just dont want the smoke

[frank rose]

whats that mod

[sharp orchid]

the map is https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/368
the gun is https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/359 (im gonna update it in a bit with the flashlight and muzzle flash)
spawning the zombies is https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/258

[night dew]

Could I grab your attention a inkle?

I've been having problems with the mods you've been pushing out, I can't remember how I managed to get the remington to work but your pack refuses to work no matter how much I redownload it and etc

[sharp orchid]

what are you doing to install it and where are you putting it

[night dew]

Putting it into Paks, UESave, copy and paste what you provide over a non-modular weapon and it doesn't seem to replace it whatsoever

Either that or it comes up with "None"

[sharp orchid]

ok so two things then

either steam cloud is replacing your files or you are putting the wrong paths in

could be both

turn off steam cloud and try it

[night dew]

I doubt it's the latter but I'll try the former

I double checked by downloading the katana mod and literally just copying and pasting over every little thing that made a mace a mace

Works fine

[sharp orchid]

thats strange

[night dew]

It is very strange

Again, in particular it hates your mods in particular oddly

[sharp orchid]

I mean i shouldnt be doing anything different compared to the other folks

[night dew]

I thought it could be that the directory you give could be a bit of a fluke maybe?

[sharp orchid]

what mod are you installing??

[night dew]

Smitor's Gun etc.

I'm one of those funny guys who has problems with the summon command

[sharp orchid]

you are doing it as one path per weapon right

/Game/Mods/Smitor/M4A1/BP_M4A1.BP_M4A1_C for example doesnt work for you?

[night dew]

Last time I tried it, but, I'll give it a shot rn

I tried to get the SVD&RocketSledge

I did actually manage to see the model of the SVD ingame but it was ontop of a mace

which y'know, mace isn't a svd

[sharp orchid]

oh so they ARE working

just do it over something that isnt a mace, sword, or polearm

[night dew]

I don't know how to really describe it

Because I know that's a modular weapon and it has set animations/grips and etc from what I can gather from modding the Katana in

obviously.

[sharp thunder]

ray gun mark 2 blueprint

[night dew]

Give me a moment, gonna try to replace a axe

[night dew]

THE COD ZOMBIES PACK!?

[sharp thunder]

just the mark 2 for now... but i also need a galil in the game

thats probably next

[night dew]

Alright so, good news, everytime I've tried to put it into my player inventory it fucked up but now it works when I throw it into the merchant's instead

[sharp thunder]

bro u already got grenades u could make a grenade launcher

[night dew]

Sorry for the trouble

[sharp orchid]

if it works it works ig

[night dew]

-# could make a automatic shotgun of some variety just sayin........

[night dew]

It's annoying because I've been reinstalling and deleting the mod for the past like 3 days or something since you uploaded it

This game is Weird.

And picky

[sharp orchid]

oh man you have no idea how much i relate to this

[night dew]

I can only imagine some of the hellish nightmares on the otherside

Honestly, I'm entirely impressed you've managed to get custom models into the game in the first place

[sharp orchid]

i mean at least ts works

i lowky might postpone the guns etc update to add dismemberment to the remington

[night dew]

Did feel like it was missing something when you blast someone at point blank

[sharp thunder]

this might be the time to put our brains together fr

cuz the mark 2 needs it as well

[sharp orchid]

lowky wanna hop on a vc or smthn?

[sharp thunder]

sure i will

[night dew]

Good luck lads

[ruby glade]

POV you spilled fermented goat milk on the king's mistress

[wheat leaf]

what in the mighty lord aboves name was bro doing with the king's mistress and fermented goat milk

[frank rose]

poke

[restive cave]

Nothing will compare to the aura my custom weapon previously had

[limpid tundra]

after you get baron set

nothing else right?

[night dew]

As far as I'm aware

[limpid tundra]

thanku

[restive cave]

You can keep playing but you get no more armor from the baron

[limpid tundra]

but is there a next boss

also, how do you get a helmet with a plume?

or the cloth stuff you wear over your armour

[restive cave]

Not yet

[restive cave]

You steal those off knights by grabbing them and holding E or Q

Whichever hand you grab them with

[limpid tundra]

ohh okay

thankyou

[past kestrel]

counter!

[dreamy sequoia]

Mods can be a good way to get more hours out of the game, if you arent finished playing, but, also want something 'new'

[limpid tundra]

like nexus mods?

[tough hollow]

Yes

[prisma tiger]

everyone gangsta till i swing around the pimp cane

[plain brook]

its so innovative

now spaghetti code is literal spaghetti

[prisma tiger]

i love left handed swording a 2 handed sword it feels like fencing

[past kestrel]

"Just a simple, tiny test.."

[sharp thunder]

willy finds a strange glowy thing

[dreamy sequoia]

Is that Homer's Phobia?

[sharp orchid]

willie has had ENOUGH of these damn zombies

[ruby glade]

From da top rope

[past kestrel]

They shall know what true suffering is, by being the object carried by a crane

[spark axle]

Highland targe

really pleased with how well this came out

[errant mesa]

hi

[shell forge]

I'm surprised I haven't seen any screenshots of an incredibly bulked up Wilhelm Fischer

[dusk night]

rate this

day 11

[dusk night]

i forgot we can jump now

u guys know right

[spark axle]

very nice

[sharp thunder]

thanks i tried rlly hard to get the audio to match black ops

i think it came out very nice

[dusk night]

its still cool af

[sharp thunder]

had to do some shenanigans to get the firing sounds

still gotta add the cartridge battery magazine thingy coming out of the back

[dusk night]

lmao

[gilded frigate]

Me too, Yogurt head

[dusk night]

yo how do i open those locked places

[covert forge]

arming doublet

and hosen for the legs i think

[dusk night]

i have an uh.......

i have a spaulder

and a

vambrace

[sly tapir]

the english aint never makin it out of those woods

[dusk night]

holy shit

im in the fucking space

[strange phoenix]

does half sword just have those weird black spots texture bugs or is my gpu artifacting

[dusk night]

what black spots

[strange phoenix]

let me just reproduce it

i dont think its artifacting since it happens on both of my PCs

wait

[strange phoenix]

you know those weird statics on the character, it happens really ocassionally

is it actually just me what the hell

😭

ohh my god bruh medal is trolling rn

it wont let me clip

[prisma tiger]

wake up a thwee am

go ta bed at 7 pm

hard work

eat da spaghetti

eat da meatballs

eat da broccoli, dont get distracted with candy and ice cream

[dusk night]

are u on demo or full hs

[strange phoenix]

full hs

[dusk night]

its prolly about your pc,

try to

uh

[strange phoenix]

it doesnt

happen in any other games

or heavy benchmarks

[dusk night]

make the resulution high ig

idk

it never happened to me

[strange phoenix]

its just

happening on both my laptop and pc

imma try my other desktop

wait

cause I do have the full game on steam in my other desktop, the other two are cracked

[dusk night]

e

[drifting kelp]

updatewhenupdatewhenupdatewhenupdatewhenupdatewhenupdatewhen

[vestal night]

Theyre delaying the update by 1 year everytime someone asks question like that

[drifting kelp]

gg simulator 3

[tough hollow]

TOMMORROW

[idle coral]

I somehow got halfsword on high graphics not lagging af in carnage

I've got 4060, ryzen 7 and Linux Mint

[rapid pond]

Williefus

[rapid pond]

Willifus prime

[restive barn]

lol

[rapid pond]

Minos cooler

[restive barn]

williphus prime

[rapid pond]

It has to have a bad grammar for the time period

[frank rose]

no

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-2-fnaf-3-fnaf-4-sister-location-gif-9878047069436063826

[restive barn]

this was willie prime's original design but it didn't fit with the red city aesthetic

[rapid pond]

I mean... minos isnt in this layer to begin with

[restive barn]

ye minos is in gluttony

lmao

this is based off heresy

[rapid pond]

Exactly

[restive barn]

but lowk his original design was cooler

[rapid pond]

Treachery when hakita

[rapid pond]

Show

[restive barn]

it was the blue one

actually wait

he had hair originally

[tough hollow]

minos better

[ruby pike]

my character got a broken leg, will it heal midgame after a bit? time sensitive question

[frank rose]

minos better

[tough hollow]

in early access?

or demo

[tough hollow]

oragne arm

[ruby pike]

early access, i'm on the last stage of Man At arms tourney

[tough hollow]

they will heal a bit after rounds not in middle of battle

say you break your leg at 1/7 rounds it will heal a bit on 2/7 and so on

[ruby pike]

imma just try dive in and distract the dude for my mercenaries

[swift dagger]

Day 3 of asking someone to gift me halfsword on steam

[tough hollow]

trying to pullup my time holdon

[ruby pike]

i died

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[tough hollow]

ok

[ruby pike]

16 souls

[torpid lark]

Emblem fail

[ruby pike]

not too bad

[tough hollow]

nvm i lost my p ranks cuz i deleted my saves

[restive barn]

buddy

[tough hollow]

thats secred p-4

[restive barn]

p-5

minos prime prime

[tough hollow]

p-6\

p-encore

[restive barn]

gabriel prime

benjamin prime

[tough hollow]

v3

[ruby pike]

if i take all the armour off an enemy, then kill them would they have nothing in the abyss or all their armour?

[gilded breach]

only way to know is to try
im betting theyll still have their gear tho

[ruby pike]

whenever i knock a champion down i take their armour off and slice them up and never see them in the abyss again

[gilded breach]

to be absolutely sure strip and kill every enemy

embrace depravity

[ruby pike]

I believe they don't spawn, I stole a guys helmet and the guy didn't spawn

[dreamy sequoia]

The spawn in zombie form in the same condition they spawned when they fight with you as a Willie. I've tried this out more than a dozen times.

Doesnt matter what you do once they've spawned, they'll be a 'perfect' zombie in the abyss.

[ruby pike]

damn

also i got knight!

mercenaries are so helpful

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre great until you master a weapon and weigh 98kg or more.

[ruby pike]

me and a mercenary were beating the shi out of the man of arms tourney boss

[dreamy sequoia]

Curious question, are you playing full vanilla or have you gone to the dark side and got mods already

[white frost]

here i show you an actual chokeslam @onyx moon

[ruby pike]

full vanilla

[ruby pike]

i don't like getting mods to make the game too easy

aside from blade and sorcery

that was made for mods

[dreamy sequoia]

Nice one, I suggest going for a pollarm with min grip length and max everything else. Super good for KO and insta-kills

Ovrdth armoury and immersive combat are mods you can get that dont make it too easy, but open up 'more content', to some degree. Ovrdth armoury let's you mix and match any weapons together for custom weapons, immerisve combat just removes auto parry, makes fpv better and let's you change camera angles for 3rd person view. Plus more, but theyre the most mentionable

[rapid pond]

I do agree that i've been considering getting immersive combat

[dreamy sequoia]

The ability to riposte is so heavily increased. You can actively attack their weapon followed by an instant strike

[rapid pond]

Ence why im considering it

[dreamy sequoia]

The deflection of your weapon to theirs > into their head, chefs kiss.

[rapid pond]

I can kinda already do masterstrikes, ive managed to do the one where you parry the attack with a zwer and slash the head at the same time once

And another one where you thrust after a block

[dreamy sequoia]

This becomes sooooo easy with auto parry removed ngl

Also, fools guard becomes very good, you can land that upwards strike to stab much easier without auto parry getting in the way of the beginning attack

[rapid pond]

Im a vanilla purist, but if the autoparry remains next update i'll definitely download that

[rapid pond]

What about ox ?

Its my personal favorite

[dreamy sequoia]

Ox guard becomes less floppy and more direct

Also all the samurai stances work better too.

Its one of those mods that just should be in the game already, totally not a cheating or easy mode one. Just better control and view.

[ruby pike]

bro thinks we're getting updates

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-monkey-listening-monkey-speech-bubble-dumb-lion-lion-yelling-gif-977388511909412427

[rapid pond]

Its an interesting mod yea

[dreamy sequoia]

this is the result of trying a samurai stance and combo, left ura into a horizontal slice, returned into upper right ura followed with a horizontal downwards slice and return to upper right stance.

[rapid pond]

OUCH

[dreamy sequoia]

immersive combat

[rapid pond]

All we need is face gore being a bit more active

[dreamy sequoia]

If i had of used something that didn't just cause blood, it would have destroyed him

[ruby pike]

i lowk just swing with a greataxe at openings

[dreamy sequoia]

Im using a kanabo style weapon mostly. A stick

[ruby pike]

if there is none i just do blunt force trauma with it

[dreamy sequoia]

If it works, it works.

[ruby pike]

if it doesn't, i take their helmet off and melee them

[rapid pond]

Personally mostly use a demo baron styles polax (whithout ovrdth yet)

And a max lenght longswors

[dreamy sequoia]

The wrist breakers.

[rapid pond]

I balanced it well and i pull mean combos sometimes

[dreamy sequoia]

Youd do fine with ovrdth armoury stuff fr

[rapid pond]

True

But again

Vanilla purist here

[dreamy sequoia]

100% i get it

Absolutely between you and kristof, its awesome to see the vanilla gods about

Best I managed as a vanilla player was day 717 and 111kg.

[rapid pond]

Its also due to my friends tbh they forced me to play heavily modded mc servers (75+ mods) and never went on them after 2 days

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah fuck man

[rapid pond]

Currently i mostly play riot, duels and brawls

[dreamy sequoia]

I loved 1v3 buhurt ngl

[rapid pond]

I try to actually parry riposte instead of rushiny in

[ruby pike]

i hate other ones

[ruby pike]

I like buhurt in hall with the swingy things

[dreamy sequoia]

Same here. Let their idiocy be their end.

[ruby pike]

i like champion tho

[rapid pond]

I love the lords hall tourney as well

[dreamy sequoia]

This became so easy by day 200 or so.

[ruby pike]

they have that

[rapid pond]

I hope we will get more maps for tourneys eventually cause DAMN this one is an artisticly speaking masterpiece

[rapid pond]

Even then the ambiance and theme is crazy

[ruby pike]

imagine alley tourney

[rapid pond]

It just needs to be extended imo

[ruby pike]

just be riot but harder

[dreamy sequoia]

I wanna see another tier past that plus actual lord tier duels etc

[rapid pond]

I would just say castle tourney at that point

[rapid pond]

Isnt baron in the files tier 12 with a "duke" thing before it

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1496978805749714964/1508835927651520732/IMG_9494.gif

[rapid pond]

Idk i forgor the message

[dreamy sequoia]

It very well could be, i didnt explore them deep enough to see, whilst I tried my hand at modding (fuck thats hard)

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-son-is-goated-gif-14644700527588885196

[dreamy sequoia]

That newest map genius did, the ruinedcrypt, thats something you'd expect to see in the game itself.

[rapid pond]

Yea

I mean even the pit ans narrow passage maps

[dreamy sequoia]

We need shit like that in vanilla

Exactly

[rapid pond]

Im certain they have another background considering the cover art BEING pit

[dreamy sequoia]

True this

[white frost]

i forgot i need to try that map out

[rapid pond]

From the convergence trailer at least

[dreamy sequoia]

They'd have too, right?

[dreamy sequoia]

Make sure you got effects to medium or higher or youre playing stab in the dark fr fr

[rapid pond]

I hope so, yard but hole is a bit sadder

[dreamy sequoia]

Couldnt agree more

[rapid pond]

Narrow passage is probably in a castle

Hopefully

[dreamy sequoia]

Ya know guys, I got forza horizon 6, cant stop coming back to half sword and neglecting my new toy. Says alot about this game

Such a fun thing fr

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-meme-gif-25909494

[white frost]

rn this is the image we have i guess for narrow passage

[dreamy sequoia]

The fart is my half sword addiction, the person is forza.

[rapid pond]

The only reasons ive played less recently is due to buying sub 2 and kcd1

[dreamy sequoia]

You havent left though

Which says A LOT

Half sword is fucking prime gaming for us folk

[rapid pond]

In this map, yards work

[white frost]

still waiting for that pit yo..

[rapid pond]

Ive never had troubles playing, i have more troubles staying in the discord than in the game itself lmao

[rapid pond]

Tutorial map can be anywhere ngl

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah when update gets fucking old

[white frost]

the tutorial map BROUGHT alot of features that are gonna be added to the game

[restive barn]

no collisions

[rapid pond]

"ABANDONWARE ?"

like stfu

[dreamy sequoia]

Does my head in fr

[white frost]

aw man

pause

i have never seen def0rp online

this is the first time

😱

[dreamy sequoia]

Whats a def0rp

[restive barn]

wtf does he even do

[dreamy sequoia]

I said that as bait.

Yes it worked.

Hahaaaa i seen you type mate.

Keep going

[little verge]

Lead programmer.

[white frost]

ohhh

[dreamy sequoia]

I had no idea though.

[white frost]

i have never seen him online in discord but damn

das crazy yo

[little verge]

#credits

[dreamy sequoia]

Im ngl, I haven't looked in there yet.

But I am very much impressed with what you've all done.

Even you Mr cellar dweller.

[tough hollow]

do you like chese on your cheeseburgher

[restive barn]

whats stopping me from being a dev rn

[little verge]

Submit your cv/resume/portfolio

[e-mail]

[restive barn]

i was kidding

[white frost]

MAN

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats the most serious reply ive ever seen.

Man the fuck up chrome.

He puts the beast in mcwonderbeast

[restive barn]

new willie prime sanctum design

[white frost]

uhh

[restive barn]

buddy stop acting like i'm a 32 year old with a wife and kids

i'm a video game modder not a dev ;sob;

[dreamy sequoia]

38*

But yeah do it get a job

[little verge]

GHM was just a modder once too.......

[restive barn]

the difference is that he's over 18 and i'm not lol

[dreamy sequoia]

That doesn't matter

You can still help.

[restive barn]

if i could i would

[dreamy sequoia]

My kids been a video game artist for years. She's just turned 19 a few months back.

Back paid and all.

She's full dont ask.

[restive barn]

i can probably help with bits of coding but that's pretty much it

[dreamy sequoia]

Apply for a job

Do it

He was serious

[restive barn]

i don't want j*b i wanna stay home and play half sword

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-weird-epic-qH03KhYGiR9r41c50r

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats the kicker, your job is playing half sword.

[restive barn]

if i ever become dev i will be most active dev here

[tough hollow]

are you 4

[restive barn]

nein

[tough hollow]

5?

[restive barn]

ne

[tough hollow]

6?

[white frost]

exactly

[dreamy sequoia]

Pretty sure you could absolutely help them and keep full confidentiality

Just needs to be legit

[restive barn]

ne an

[dreamy sequoia]

They'd have a person that goes over thst too.

[tough hollow]

7

[white frost]

We need our lord and saviour Chrome to release the update

[restive barn]

and i can ban my competition too

[dreamy sequoia]

You dickhead lol

[restive barn]

im kidding i like my fellow modder kin

i will put up a hall of shame with my haters' names on it

tho

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/you-are-lying-man-lie-U335adiNvcKJGdACMB

[restive barn]

i made an amazing mod in honor of @sharp thunder

[dreamy sequoia]

The shit you guys pull off is crazy, I'm sure each and every one of you would be an asset to any team of devs, for any game and company.

[restive barn]

wanna see

[white frost]

sure

[white frost]

amazing mod yo

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

[tough hollow]

dogsword?

[restive barn]

it's cat

the cat in adam's pfp

[dreamy sequoia]

Its genius' pfp

[tough hollow]

i aws bveing sacarstic

[restive barn]

how old do y'all think i was

[dreamy sequoia]

Ahh yes sarcasm the easiest thing to read on the internet.

My guess

[dreamy sequoia]

16

[restive barn]

🤔

was this before or after i told y'all i was <18

[sturdy grove]

sarcasm is when you use comic sans

[dreamy sequoia]

Waaaay before.

[tough hollow]

690

[dreamy sequoia]

Don't take it bad, but, you get upset easy

[restive barn]

valid guess

[restive barn]

that's true lol

[dreamy sequoia]

You learn to give alot less of a fuck about everything in your 30s fr

The world's still gonna turn regardless of what happens, just go with it.

[restive barn]

whenever i get mad i think i can change the outcome

which almost never happens

[dreamy sequoia]

The outcome is the outcome, just embrace it and learn to love whatever you can.

It issss what it issss

Im going in for surgery on the 12th of june.

[restive barn]

still download spellbuch mod or else i will explode

[dreamy sequoia]

Gonna be a not here dad, sadness

Mate, I downloaded it.

[tough hollow]

really?

[restive barn]

[dreamy sequoia]

And I tried mt hardest with my old man brain to figure it out

[restive barn]

yeah

[tough hollow]

how old are you

[dreamy sequoia]

And fuck me im too stoooped

38

[restive barn]

a pretty big boom too

[dreamy sequoia]

Its not even your instructions either

[restive barn]

somebody thought i was 24 once

[dreamy sequoia]

The instant its that save edit shit, nope, cant do it

[restive barn]

true

[dreamy sequoia]

I have the tank too.

Both on my phone and pc

Downloaded that shit twice.

But, literally 1 handed atm, cant operate that properly, nor can I work out the save edit

[tough hollow]

you have phonesword?

[restive barn]

someone should make a save edit script

that'll increase my downloads tenfold

[dreamy sequoia]

Steamlink if I go half sword mobile, but, nah i went to nexus on my phone and downloaded there too.

[rapid pond]

I thought you where like 21

[dreamy sequoia]

Fr if all your shit could go through ovrdth armoury, I can guarantee they'd get waaaaay more downloads. Just ease of access

[rapid pond]

Buh-buh... my workslave (devs)...

[restive barn]

im not 21

[tough hollow]

sre you 22

[rapid pond]

Obligatory /s before i get mordhslaged

[dreamy sequoia]

Hes either 16 or 17. If younger he deserves the name genius not Adam.

[rapid pond]

Are you 3.14945

[restive barn]

i'm not adam that'

that's genius

[dreamy sequoia]

If you know the shit you do already youve got a bright future ahead of you in the dev world. If even as a worker for someone else.

[restive barn]

and 2. i'm younger

[dreamy sequoia]

Adams a grown ass man fr

Jesus christ

Serious?

[restive barn]

ye

[dreamy sequoia]

Dude, wow.

You have a future

[restive barn]

i had same intelligence when i was 13 too

i'm just built different

[dreamy sequoia]

Explains why you're quick to fury about downloads.

Thatll ease over time dont worry

[rapid pond]

Y'all guess my name now

[dreamy sequoia]

Is there a way to see who has the highest total downloads for hs on nexus? Like per modder overall

[rapid pond]

Yep

Like

[restive barn]

check each major modder's profile and then check their downloads

and then compare

[rapid pond]

The full thing

[restive barn]

i think

[dreamy sequoia]

One by one tedious

Bet you'd be up there.

Decent portfolio for a young tucker

[restive barn]

i have 50 k and counting

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats wild.

[restive barn]

i actually do music and art too

[dreamy sequoia]

Talented young lad

You should take mcwonderbeasts offer seriously.

[dreamy sequoia]

I think you've got a future with this shit

[rapid pond]

Just becom a dev ong

[rapid pond]

What program do u use ?

[restive barn]

still gotta refine unreal engine and modelling skills a bit and then i'll be good

[restive barn]

fl studio

[tough hollow]

climb K2 for 2 dolar?

[rapid pond]

Is there any free alternative

[dreamy sequoia]

Almost every dev, at some point, worked for someone else, then branched off onto their own

[rapid pond]

I wanna make music eventually

[tough hollow]

garageband

[restive barn]

unironically not a bad choice

[rapid pond]

Best example i have is a guy that worked for beamng and developped their own game afterward

[restive barn]

garageband can load external vsts too i think

[rapid pond]

Oh ? Liek can i just plop notes like fl ?

[rapid pond]

I have 100h in said game btw

If yall love planes go get nuclear option

[tough hollow]

yer

[rapid pond]

Goated

[restive barn]

i also have written 2 papers and physics and am hoping to get accepted in Harvard but that's a story for a different time

that's a lie

[rapid pond]

I'll check it out tonight

[tough hollow]

are you 3 years old?

[analog zenith]

@shell osprey please stop trying to send me message im not trying to join your 'alliance'

[restive barn]

One.

[dreamy sequoia]

Atleast, you're not 6.. maybe 7.

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-10716240703274708505

[restive barn]

you're 38

[dreamy sequoia]

My eldest son is your age.

Sob.

Its a hard life

[restive barn]

how old is your eldest son

[dreamy sequoia]

15

[tough hollow]

35

[dreamy sequoia]

Almost 16.

[restive barn]

i will not confirm or deny the age of me or the validity of your statement (that he is my age)

[tough hollow]

do you play league

[rapid pond]

Is it for pc ?

[dreamy sequoia]

Noooo

[tough hollow]

my dad and most my friends dads play league

[tough hollow]

i dont think so

unfortunatly

[rapid pond]

Sadge i only have android

Anything for android ?

[dreamy sequoia]

Im a loser dad that plays gay shit like half sword and runescape, or so im told.

[restive barn]

do y'all play half sword

[tough hollow]

maybe bandlab

[restive barn]

before you came in i did NOT know ppl over 18 played half swords

[tough hollow]

okay ima sleep

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeee old folks love that gore too.

[tough hollow]

im so famous thank you eveyrone

thanjk you

[white frost]

no

[dreamy sequoia]

Fuckin lion King in here

[restive barn]

wanna know if someone's lying

[dreamy sequoia]

All the love.

[white frost]

ey would you look at that!

every half sword games and game seer is online

[rapid pond]

I mean... theres m00

[dreamy sequoia]

Shut up mike

You'll ruin it.

They'll run away

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205623299133022310/1352802933510504489/attachment.gif

[dreamy sequoia]

Just pretend you dont see them

[rapid pond]

Oh damn yea

Hello hs games and gameseer

Hello pierrot

Please play dice

[dreamy sequoia]

How do I roll again?

[rapid pond]

I'll roll another critical failure for you pierrot

[rapid pond]

/ roll dnumber

[tough yew]

failure means death

[dreamy sequoia]

Anyone gets 20, updates coming.

[rapid pond]

D20 for 20 sided dice

[dreamy sequoia]

Tyvm

[wispy jay]

@rapid pond You rolled 15

[rapid pond]

Damn

For onxe

[white frost]

thrown in the pit 😭

[wispy jay]

@rapid pond You rolled 12

[restive barn]

@dreamy sequoia what is your opinion

[rapid pond]

Why those dices so rigged

[rapid pond]

Become one now AND one when you are of age

[dreamy sequoia]

Dude become one now

[rapid pond]

Need that option

[restive barn]

buddy how do i become one now anyway

[rapid pond]

Internship

You can do that and get a pay and become an active enployee if you stay the whole year

And eventually pay back the tank mod

[dreamy sequoia]

Just apply, do whatever is sent to you, when you're of age for all legal jurisdictions, you get paid.

You can also just get paid per thing you do.

Like my kid got $0.50 aud per design she tweaked.

And some games are like, 20,000 things need a change

They have some kind of legal person that figures out what's ok for the company to pay/do for your age bracket, then they'd just filter you odd jobs to fix up over time, for whatever you can do REALLY well.

As a guess, anyway.

[restive barn]

got a good hit on willie prime

[rapid pond]

Wait btw does that mean you figures out how to make people spawn ?

[modest pulsar]

Volgin?

[rapid pond]

Or is it a command

[restive barn]

figured it out

[vocal hull]

facing enemies with polearms/halberds is still my greatest weakness

they just poke at me bro i cannot approach

[vocal hull]

where is bro at

[violet flame]

is this a mod yo?

[restive barn]

yes lmao

[violet flame]

thats a crazy mod

[tough yew]

taking a stroll on GM_bigcity TM

[vocal hull]

i aint remember bigcity lookin that nice ngl

great photography frfr

[tough yew]

ty

[rapid pond]

Did you make him tankier

[restive barn]

ye

im recording a clip rn

he can't be dismembered and he takes no dmg from limb hits

[rapid pond]

Damn, how much blunt resistance does he have

So you basically can only break his neck or cut him up ?

[restive barn]

takes 0x blunt dmg and 0.025x stab and cut dmg

[rapid pond]

Damn, he got demo baron resillience

[restive barn]

you'd be suprised how many buffs i had to give this guy

[rapid pond]

You gotta make that a vid i wanna see the fight

[restive barn]

stabs and cuts deal too much gm

[restive barn]

wait

[rapid pond]

Make willos and williephus prime fight

2 greatsword

No bawls

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williephus is basically already willie prime

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Dont care, make em fight

I wanna see how long this lasts

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ok currently no custom moves

he's basically a buff dude that swings his super-powered sword at you

[tough yew]

pretty damn fun to take screenshots in this map

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im trying to make it so after he loses his sword he tries to punch you with explosive fists

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Wont he just one shot you

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yes

lmao

or atleast get you in the ground in one punch

and knock u back of course

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did i kill chat

[tough yew]

prime soul wilhelm fischer

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he's mad about u killing him

unfinished monologue

[tough yew]

seems like what an actual prime soul would say to Gabriel

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ty steward over at hse for the inspiration

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https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mNGoOBo7347rxzS8K?invite=cr-MSxEd2wsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=84

the song is a placeholder

i'll compose my own when time comes

and i'll add a flesh prison too i forgot