halfsword-chat-⚔

[rapid pond]

Wont work whithout the mod

Whole point of a mod

[chrome gust]

i can install the pak thats not what im saying

but the act of like replacing a weapon or wtv

[rapid pond]

I dont think the game accepts books as valid objects so you migt need to to it nonetheless

[fresh gyro]

actually, he's only a contractor

[rapid pond]

If any of the moderators of the reddit are here i would like to know what rule did my post break ?

I mean... kepon posted the screens at first, and afaik steamdb isnt considered more than an external app ?

[soft osprey]

there are none here. none of the discord mod team mod the reddit. tbh i have no idea who does besides mcwonder

[rapid pond]

Was it cause of this

[rapid pond]

Idk either but it wasent mcwonder

[rotund shadow]

anyone wanna request an smg

[rapid pond]

Cause thats like easy to find public info

I did message the mods though

[soft osprey]

theres only one mod on the reddit but ive never talked to them. idek if theyre in the server or just one of those no lifes who moderate a hundred subreddits

[rapid pond]

Im guessing the latter

Like

What did i do

Literraly just sent screens kepon semt

And dealt with the drama myself

[soft osprey]

idk but apparently its worse than making a post calling people the n word

[rapid pond]

Or just saying "fuck you" to the devs in all caps

Shit took almost 2 days to be deleted

[lyric folio]

also guys when playing split screen when, one player fully dies i have to quit to menue and then go to free play and then battle, im wondering if there is a shorter way to go to the next battle

also whats the best controller set up on steam for half sword?

[soft osprey]

the only real guide/info for splitscreen stuff is a video pinned in this chat

[rapid pond]

Another bug

Pvp is VERY VERY unfinished rn

[rapid pond]

Simple plug and play xbox controller

[misty gazelle]

That sword went into orbit.

[lyric folio]

i dont have an xbox controller i have an 8bitdo one

[rapid pond]

Oooh, try and see if it works

[lyric folio]

yh it does

[rapid pond]

Surprising

[rapid pond]

Katana that explodes when

[rotund shadow]

oh??

elaborate

[sharp orchid]

when half sword 2 releases

[rapid pond]

Katana that has a 10% chance every minute to nuke the whole map when

[proud cliff]

mangy curd

[sharp orchid]

make it 50 and we have a deal

[rapid pond]

55%

[sharp orchid]

deals off

[rapid pond]

NOoooooo

[tough yew]

Reddit may just delete posts, up to wonder or any mod on reddit to restore the posts

[hazy blaze]

today i dreamt of a half sword update

no wobbly walking

being able to parry attacks with the mouse

and better stabbing mechanichs

i was wrong...

[hazy blaze]

woah how do u do that

[swift dagger]

Yo chat. Can I please have someone who could gift me half sword on steam

[hexed brook]

hello goated smitor

[sharp orchid]

you just gotta hit them hard enough

[hazy blaze]

THATS FALSE

I HAVE DONE THAT

THE HEAD WONT EXPLODE

[sharp orchid]

you just arent doing it hard enough

[hazy blaze]

must be a mod

[sharp orchid]

no its base game

tf

[hazy blaze]

i dont believe u

[sharp orchid]

bro js play 0.3

[fresh gyro]

he's playing on an older version

[hazy blaze]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my bad

[sharp orchid]

is it too late to report bugs for 0.3

[sharp orchid]

hi

[gusty jungle]

maybe it’s the same reason why pierrot (idk if i wrote that right) post was deleted

[soft osprey]

maybe theyre just deleting anything pierrot related cause hes unreliable?

[misty gazelle]

What did he say to get it deleted?

[lunar compass]

where did the ping come from

[near grotto]

@sharp orchid and @sharp thunder casually carrying the modding scene

[soft osprey]

dont let chrome see this

[sharp orchid]

@restive barn you should see this

[soft osprey]

https://klipy.com/gifs/some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn-batman

[pseudo pond]

Is Halfsword better on the controller?

[sharp orchid]

tryna beat 5 knights with a sword

yep its done

[pliant crest]

smitor is round

It's been confirmed.

[sharp orchid]

well rounded

[pliant crest]

rotund.

I wish the AI was more challenging

I just flicked the sword three times and cut the man with all three before he even got his first swing out

[merry surge]

demo or full game?

[pliant crest]

I think that's demo

I've been practicing hitting the hands of people while they are swinging so much

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mMZbCHqvJaImgPrtg?invite=cr-MSw1c20sNDAyNTExOTcx

[misty gazelle]

Those are Demo.

[pliant crest]

i was right

[merry surge]

ty

[pliant crest]

Honestly, if you know how to use it well, half sword is so cracked

[merry surge]

agreed

you can hook a sword around a neck and take the head off

pretty crazy

[pliant crest]

one thing I like to do is cut their arm on the first hit then half sword to immediately follow up with a pommel strike to the noggin or a stab to teh chest

[merry surge]

pommel strike 👀

i’ve never gotten one

[pliant crest]

Mhm, I've gotten good enough with using just the pommel taht I can win fights by KOing people with my sword.

[merry surge]

😮

i’ve got to use sword more often

is it good at knight+ level too or just lower

[pliant crest]

Depends

My willie is doin a jig

also, pommel hits are really good for making distance.

[shell forge]

A friendly reminder

[pliant crest]

huh?

[shell forge]

There's a mod that restores Willie to Early Access

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mMZt7179QTnLaeT5P?invite=cr-MSw3N2ssNDAyNTExOTcx&v=11

[pliant crest]

You mean the worse version of the demo?

[pliant crest]

I blocked his ass three times 😄

[shell forge]

The POV of a poor knight who realized that Willie ain't dead.

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-19307299

also, kinda wild how you can twerk

halfsword devs added twerking to the game before they fixed the wrists 🫦

How the fuck did I just parry a sword by kciking it? I didn't have my sword drawn, and kicked his sword as he swung it, and I heard TING and it actually parried it...

[misty gazelle]

Hey if it counts it counts.

[pliant crest]

I wanna do it more consistently

but tbh, in demo, something that I love doing, is when I win and they get on their knees, I kick their head to silence their cries of pain.

[misty gazelle]

That, or just taking the head off.

[pliant crest]

Nah

kick is instant

[rapid pond]

Weak, make them suffer until their last breath is one filled with blood

[upper wyvern]

my willie kinda german

[pliant crest]

I snapped his arms for you

[rapid pond]

The neck now

[pliant crest]

already done

but he's alive somehow

one second, I'll fix him

[misty gazelle]

I mean, decaps are pretty instant.

[rapid pond]

So no head ?

[misty gazelle]

no head 🙁

[pliant crest]

is this satisfactory captain?

[rapid pond]

There needs to be nothing left

[pliant crest]

game can't do that sadly

this is the best you get.

also, willie doesn't have a willie

[rapid pond]

Cut him up and space the cutted meat pieces appart

[pliant crest]

they castrated willie

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464676975443447828/1465105549300596817/RIDE.gif

[pliant crest]

alright

to ck3

enough abusing stupid AI willies for now

holds sword out

ai decides the best course of action is to sprint itself unto the sword

[rapid pond]

Playtest ai amiright

I hope they streamlined the ai so they can modify it mlre easily

[pliant crest]

the EA ai is worse

[rapid pond]

Same ai as playtest

[pliant crest]

It will actively just keep swinging at air and slowly move to you.

[rapid pond]

Demo ai is the best in terms of content

[pliant crest]

The demo ai is not that braindead.

Although they are close.

[rapid pond]

Demo ≠ playtest

I see the confusion though

The playtest, by that i mean the built that we cannot play anymore

[pliant crest]

I joined when there was just demo

[rapid pond]

Same

[pliant crest]

Oh

[rapid pond]

But ive seen footage

[pliant crest]

I see what you were saying now.

[fresh gyro]

i don't think they've changed ai too much between the versions

[pliant crest]

I mean

EA AI will stand in place swinging sometimes

never seen the demo AI do that once.

[rapid pond]

There where major upgrades between demo and playtest, ea probably reverted due to possibility of upgrades in the futur

[fresh gyro]

to fair, demo ai doesn't get in situations where there are objects blocking the way

[pliant crest]

and the EA AI likes to do the "I'm a player and have no idea what I'm doing" move of swinging randomly and rapidly.

[pliant crest]

the EA ai does this on the same map the demo is on.

So it's not because obstacles.

Having to account for them might be a problem part, but it's not that alone causing it.

[soft osprey]

Everyone is wrong

[pliant crest]

adn evne then that only addresses movement, why does it keep swinging standing still?

[rapid pond]

Pathfinding is probably not set rn

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-asked-no-one-asked-meme-meme-memes-penguin-gif-25389129

[pliant crest]

Yeah, but that still doesn't address why they just randomly and rapidly swing.

[sharp orchid]

i mean yeah but he said everyone is wrong so that includes you

[rapid pond]

Probably reverted ai to upgrade it later

[soft osprey]

Bunch of nerds over here 😤

Post some halfsword clips

[fresh gyro]

pre-emptive strikes?

[rapid pond]

Nyh uh

[pliant crest]

probably, but it seems a lot of things just got reverted.

[fresh gyro]

maybe that was the intention but it backfired

[pliant crest]

From 5 feet away, exhausting yourself swinging before you even get into range?

[pliant crest]

Maybe, but even then the demo AI does that leagues better.

[soft osprey]

Hey guys i think he likes the demo better

[fresh gyro]

guess they didn't account for distance

[pliant crest]

Well, I agree with LTMC, they probably reverted it to an older AI version.

I mean, it just genuinely seems braindead at times.

[rapid pond]

Im guessing they wanna make it so the ai gets smarter as rank progresses

But for it to get better it needs to be worse first

So i guess you just dump the old ai and upgrade from there

[pliant crest]

Probably, but if that's the case, I think they are just doing too much at once and trying to get it all done in time.

Like, we can't even hold our swords right yet half the time in a game called half sword.

not to even mention the issues with polearms getting glitched into the ground and throwing you to the ground, or the fact that sometimes they just become unusable becuase they won't swing and act like static objects.

[rapid pond]

Ai is like the handeling something that will be tweaked all throughout the game's developement

So lile

Its a slow burning process

[pliant crest]

I understand that, but if you put 20 slow burning processes on at once, they will all burn slower.

[gusty jungle]

AI is just placeholder, EA wasnt ready for relase so they half cooked it

same like split screen

[pliant crest]

All it's gonna end up doing, if they try to spread and get everything done together, is shooting themselves in both feet with a muzzle loaded .50 cal.

[pliant crest]

Yeah, it's just worrying how much feels like a temporary or placeholder thing just so they could push the game out and make some money.

[gusty jungle]

maybe we are waiting for update that long because they are making the game from scratch again

[white frost]

GOD 💔

[white frost]

BACK TO ZERO TYPE SHIT 😭

[soft osprey]

They should cancel halfsword

[pliant crest]

only like

the second? Third time?

EA tbh feels like they looked at the demo and just went, "Nah, let's not do that" lol

[rapid pond]

The only thing i know are placeholders rn is the champions and gore (3.0 my beloved)

Beside that its more likely an "over-optimisation" per say to prepare for later updates

They i doubt work on all systems at once

Theres only 2 programmers so that would be too much

[pliant crest]

I doubt so too, but tbh, they seem to keep shooting themselves in the foot so

[white frost]

gore 3.0 my beloved

[pliant crest]

Wouldn't surprise me if they chose the worst option at this point.

[fresh gyro]

that seems unlikely

[pliant crest]

Why?

[misty gazelle]

I think he needs a hand or two.

[pliant crest]

Not saying you're right or wrong, but what is your reasoning?

[rapid pond]

But again we cannot know what goes on in the insides ot the game

[white frost]

nah hes good

he can live without it

[pliant crest]

Right, because they dont' communicate.

[rapid pond]

Maybe the ai in itself might be more streamlined for them to work on

[rapid pond]

Yea yea we get it dont worry

[pliant crest]

I've been on that point since two weeks after EA released.

That point is not going away until they decide to actually communicate.

[fresh gyro]

If a theory starts with ''they reverted x thing to an older less polished version... because... they just did ok'' it's probably wrong because it's very rare that a game developer reverts a change

[soft osprey]

Im sure they will communicate after seeing your passion

[pliant crest]

Alright, you get ignored.

[soft osprey]

[pliant crest]

You're more negative than me, you need a fuckin medal.

[soft osprey]

Pffft

I’d rather have a trophy

[fresh gyro]

it's just so irrational

[pliant crest]

Literally the only time I see you talking in here is to say random shit like that tbh, so I know I'm not missing out on anything, lol

[rapid pond]

Ma mod

[rapid pond]

Btw if you ignore or block a mod if i recall you'll get smited

[soft osprey]

Not a mod anymore!

[pliant crest]

I mean, many of the things they figured out in the demo just aren't applied in EA so.

[soft osprey]

Now I can say what i want

[rapid pond]

Damn nice

[rapid pond]

Ooooooh i didnt see

[pliant crest]

he's not a mod

[rapid pond]

Too much work i guess ?

Nethertheless

[soft osprey]

Anyway, I just wanted to try to interrupt the never ending repetitive complaints from the same person. It’s always the same 3-4 people repeating themselves daily

Like yes we get it. You like demo better in every way

You want communication

Incredible!

Say it another 3 months in a row daily

theyre sure to listen then

[white frost]

uh

[pliant crest]

Probably got tired of seeing people talk about how the devs are dead.

https://tenor.com/view/me-my-gif-20231818

[fresh gyro]

That could very well be true, but that doesn't give your explanation any credibility, the reason all of the new stuff seems clunky is because the developers introduced new systems to make the game feel better, those systems weren't well received, not because the developers decided to arbitrarily downgrade their game to a lesser version

[pliant crest]

Did you read his reasoning or?

[soft osprey]

Ive been wanting to stop for a while but I liked the server enough, but lately all I got to deal with was people crying and Mr beast stealing money

[pliant crest]

Your statement of his reasoning is "They did it because..."

[soft osprey]

Was over it

[rapid pond]

Lmao

We all love beast dont we

[pliant crest]

His actual reasoning was to allow more changes and upgrades with the combat system as they got updated.

[rapid pond]

Wich doesnt mean it will have full focus

The demo ai got tweaked during the entire period

Wich was 1.5/2 years

[pliant crest]

I didn't mean that comment to say that's what you meant, I was more saying that if they did intend to do that, that's a bad idea.

[fresh gyro]

read whom's reasoning?

[pliant crest]

LTMC, the one who stated they may have downgraded the AI to a previous version.

[rapid pond]

Then i corrected myself with the theory

[fresh gyro]

i was addressing your claim foremost

dunno if i saw his

[rapid pond]

Its still a downgrade "persay" cause it acts the same way as playtest

But thats jt

[pliant crest]

I was only adding on to what he had said as a possibility.

Not saying it was right or wrong, the only thing I was saying is is the fact that the EA AI is braindead often.

And anyone with any skill in this game can probably agree, at least, the EA AI isn't very bright. walks into spear

[near grotto]

It has incredibly telegraphed attacks

And also commonly gets stuck on walls

[pliant crest]

If they even reach you.

Often times in free mode, I'll watch the AI just start swinging 10 feet away, put himself off balance, and fall over xd

Or just stand there periodically swinging and taking steps around.

[near grotto]

Dodging is so much easier in EA

[pliant crest]

Or they just straight rush me and will actively kill themselves on my weapon with no input from me 🤣 🤣

Also, sometimes armor just doesn't do it's job, so I had a full plate knight skewer himself on my pitchfork once 🤣

[fresh gyro]

that's not really unique to early access though, i've cut off knight's head off with an armet on just because the weapon clipped through it in the demo too

[pliant crest]

Oh, I agree, wasn't blaming that on specifically EA, but it combined with the stupid AI leads to very funny moments, like me skewering that full plate armor knight as a naked peasant with a pitchfork.

Imagine training all your life, having the most expensive gear, and some naked dude with a pitchfork uses the power of god to stab his farming tool through your chest 🤣

[fresh gyro]

I will however conceed that ghoul ai is absolutely terrible, most of the time they just rush and try to bite you while dropping their weapons

[pliant crest]

I ignore the ghouls, ngl.

I despise every thing about them.

[rapid pond]

Ghouls ares cute

[pliant crest]

And, imo, while being a neat idea, are very poorly implemented.

ghoul proceeds to bite your hand through full plate gloves and you hitting him, so obviously your dude has to drop everything and fall over immediately

[nova raptor]

Since when were content creator ranks gradient

[tough yew]

since forever I believe

[nova raptor]

I dont believe it

[pliant crest]

aye....what them phalanges do?

[shell forge]

@nova raptor I did manage to defend the commoner boss' honor in the end

[proud cliff]

willie you buffoon!

[prisma stag]

Bro i've been trying to get a full black armor set for a while now

[tender quest]

finally did it, one sequence without missing the neck, shame the head didnt come off but thats halfsword for you

[tender quest]

dx12 on medium graphics

[prisma stag]

They do have some black armor, medium graphics would probably decapitate me if i went into any map with physics props.

[white frost]

god damn

[nova raptor]

The only time commoner boss will be goated is you and when you beat him while playing free mode in the abyss so you genuinely kill everyone with the sword

[rapid pond]

Fully kited with demo styled weapons

[tender quest]

I do prefer when you cant see the eyes

[soft osprey]

It’s the Schreiber role

[tender quest]

reminds me of the first KCD game when henry is watching his parents be killed

[nova raptor]

Oh ok

[rapid pond]

Hey @little verge dont wanna bother you with this but my reddit post got nuked by a moderator, the one about the potential workshop theory kepon sent a bit back, it has these 2 images, did i break some kind of rule ?

[little verge]

Unverified rumor this is not confirmed for the next update.

[rapid pond]

Ooooh understood, i thought i made the body text vague enought

[wind schooner]

Did the devs give up? It has been like 4 months since the last update and no real content has been added since release. Just fixed from being a broken game to a functional game (which it should have been on release)

[chrome crescent]

you should tell us what is

[tough yew]

It's alive, there has been a few statements here made by the community manager & one of the publisher people reassuring that communication will get better and we'll have a patch eventually.

[fresh gyro]

there is an update coming, it's just taking long

[wind schooner]

Okay thx yall

[nova raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408695900393443341/1462695696946692117/IMG_7213.gif

Theres a mosquitoooooo

In my earrrr

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480310110092918944/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

[tough yew]

in due time

[chrome crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-meme-half-sword-hs-gif-3448273689667585576

[fickle crag]

Almost done...

[little verge]

People are getting hyped of what they are thinking is coming other then was has been announced. The included image from Pierrot out of context makes people think this is a confirmation of content in the update.

Pierrot and myself are apart of the publishing team. Unless it is posted as an official announcement it should not be taken as confirmation of content on any schedule.

[fresh gyro]

I guess that means optimization isn't coming

the devs hate us!

[rapid pond]

I shoulda known better, i apologize

[little verge]

Optimization has been mentioned in official comms several times. During Early Acces optimization and performance are always apart of the process.

[fresh gyro]

yeah i know, i was just fucking around

@little verge how likely is is that saves will be wiped next update?

[little verge]

50/50, it is always a possibility.

[rapid pond]

Do you know if the weight increasing forever if you keep playing thing will stay

[sullen wagon]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1474023089284190333

[slow spruce]

does the cloak thing actually exist?

[sullen wagon]

you mean the hood slot?

[slow spruce]

yes

and the one below as well

[sullen wagon]

not implemented yet

[slow spruce]

ok

thanks

[rapid pond]

I hope the remaining slots are filled up next upeate

I wanna do drip

[sullen wagon]

eisenhut with a fringe hood would go so hard

[gritty wedge]

willie disarmed me so i GENUINELY had to bash his skull in with a mace

[misty gazelle]

Good headroll

[rapid pond]

And chausse, i wanna have chausses

Fully encased baron needs to be a thing

Like, give me a coif, give me chausse and i'll do a lot more good looking armors

[misty gazelle]

I'm hoping to see more cloth accessories and such, mix it up with the armor pieces

Chausses would be wonderful

[gritty wedge]

oh right they can do that 😭

[shell forge]

Chat, how do i sober this guy up?

[gritty wedge]

had enough of the disrespect

[shell forge]

||though at this point, i'm p sure the alcohol's what's keeping him alive||

[fresh gyro]

take him to the other side of the map

[tidal sapphire]

About to do my drivers license test wish me luck

[shell forge]

That doesn't change his drunkenness.

[gritty wedge]

punch him as hard as you can a few times in the head

[shell forge]

There isn't much face left to punch...

[gritty wedge]

then hit what's left

look how sober mine is

im getting too good at mutilating people with an axe

[shell forge]

Where's the rest of him?

[fast bramble]

At the bar, getting more drunk

He's efficient

[quaint wind]

Mb y'all tryna save instagram gifs

[tough hollow]

why are willies ALWAYS biting their tongue?

[tall tangle]

This is more true with each passing day. The devs need to hire one extrovert who isn't scared to make a post on Steam every couple weeks.

[rapid pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

[soft osprey]

Breaking news, halfsword has officially

[rapid pond]

That moment when you just have enought money for the essential

[rapid pond]

Man i cant believe they

[stray carbon]

Nephew

[rapid pond]

Uncle ?

[stray carbon]

The fuck is that nose bruh holy shit triple barrel looking ass nose

Also is that speed???

[tough hollow]

ISHOWEYEAS

[rapid pond]

Its his cousin altitude

[stray carbon]

No bro its slow

[rapid pond]

He calls himself iveseenheights

[stray carbon]

Ok fair enough

[tough hollow]

could willie beat mighty mouse in a mma fight

[plain brook]

im running the "500$ or less" hema setup

[rapid pond]

"Better than nothing" kit

[dry harness]

Update when

[tough hollow]

TOMMORROW

[dry harness]

Fr?

[tough hollow]

NO

[dry harness]

Fuck

Waste of my money

[rapid pond]

Its actually sooner than we think now

[dry harness]

Yea sure

[rapid pond]

Believe what you desire

[soft osprey]

You’re right you should refund

[rapid pond]

Actually good advice, less people to deal with :3

Wanted to say that for a while now

[pliant hearth]

is the playtest build available to download anywhere?

[tough hollow]

yes

[dreamy sequoia]

Read your DM ya bastard @soft osprey

[pliant hearth]

where can we find it? on steam or elsewhere?

[tough hollow]

youtube is where i got mine

[pliant hearth]

i’m not sure if downloading files from youtube is a good idea… any official source?

[dreamy sequoia]

Is probobably no

[fresh gyro]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/2397300/discussions/0/597410919908436054/ there is a link in this steam thread of old halfsword versions

[soft osprey]

Okay I did! It’s long and im illegally texting and driving so youll have to wait till later

[pliant hearth]

thank you!

[soft osprey]

Madman posting that here!

[dreamy sequoia]

What moderator is gonna tell him off

[fresh gyro]

i don't think they care

[soft osprey]

Im free but at the same time im stuck powerless

[soft osprey]

Oh they do.

[fresh gyro]

if they did, the thread would have been deleted

[soft osprey]

Bud i was a moderator here until like two days ago, for two years

[spiral forge]

yippee first time getting to the baron thingleton level without cheating lel nicee

[soft osprey]

Im telling you they care lol

[fresh gyro]

they shouldn't

[plain brook]

but why

[soft osprey]

Just how it is, cant distribute old builds or discuss how to

We don’t make the rules

Didnt

[plain brook]

you gotta be kidding me

[fresh gyro]

the old versions were released for free

[plain brook]

that so stupid

[fresh gyro]

this is not even piracy

[plain brook]

fuck the devs for being hoes

[soft osprey]

🤷‍♂️

[fresh gyro]

people should be able to enjoy old free publically available builds

[plain brook]

its not even in the rules

i hate people who do stuff like that

[soft osprey]

I mean it is their property, whether you agree with it or not, its their right to do whatever they want witj it.

Not every rule is explicitly stated because it leads to people trying their hardest to skirt the line

[plain brook]

its their wrong right

[fresh gyro]

maybe they shouldn't have released them for free

[soft osprey]

You’re right they shouldn’t have given us anything for free at all

[fresh gyro]

this would be like if mojang arbitrarily decided you can't play old versions of minecraft anymore

[soft osprey]

Should’ve charged off rip

[fresh gyro]

too fucking bad lmao

[plain brook]

i read that as majong and was very confused for a minute

[fresh gyro]

if you don't want people to play your old game builds, don't release them for free

[soft osprey]

Thats like

The most entitled shit I’ve ever heard from a gamer

[plain brook]

if you dont want people to play your old game builds, fuck you

[fresh gyro]

how is it entitled?

[dreamy sequoia]

How about just fuck you

[fresh gyro]

they were literally released for free initially

[dreamy sequoia]

Just fuck you it is.

Today is fun

This is fun.

[soft osprey]

Youre really saying they shouldn’t have let us have free content if they didn’t want us to abuse it in the future?

Thats wild

[plain brook]

"abuse it"

mf playing an old build isnt abuse

[soft osprey]

If they don’t want you to, then yeah

You can be mad but it’s their rights

[fresh gyro]

no it isn't lmao

[soft osprey]

lol ok

Not gonna argue forever

Agree to disagree

[fresh gyro]

if they didn't want me to play old builds they would have taken down this https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[dreamy sequoia]

This is why moai quit moderator.

[soft osprey]

Literally

[dreamy sequoia]

Cbf arguing over this game anymore.

Leave the moai alone.

[soft osprey]

Yeah im fragile

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-wiggle-sea-lion-funny-sea-lion-silly-gif-3392151111063749536

hi fragile

[dreamy sequoia]

Mf beat me to it

Fuck you

[plain brook]

its a reflex

[dreamy sequoia]

You'll be a good dad one day.

[soft osprey]

Hes training for it

[plain brook]

lmao

[dreamy sequoia]

Doing well.

[fresh gyro]

he's getting bent over nothing

he should have a change of mindset

[dreamy sequoia]

Poor bastard doesn't need this he isn't even yellow anymore.

[soft osprey]

Im not even bent! Im super straight

[plain brook]

i'll bend you over nothing

[gritty wedge]

THE BARON IS HUMPING ME

[soft osprey]

You wanna argue with me over the devs choice Thats on you

[fresh gyro]

that's bad touch

[soft osprey]

It’s not MY decision to not let yall

Ha

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[fresh gyro]

i'm just saying, if the devs didn't want us playing old builds maybe they would have taken them down by this point

[dreamy sequoia]

Wild, youd know about the timtam hack, being an Aussie and all, right?

[soft osprey]

Idk what else to tell you. The devs and mcwonder dont allow it

Your argument is silly

[mental cargo]

why are you getting so mad its a video game

[dreamy sequoia]

He isn't mad.

[soft osprey]

Bro I hate you all

[mental cargo]

i mean like

[dreamy sequoia]

Youd know if he was mad

[mental cargo]

allof you

[dreamy sequoia]

Oh I'm never mad

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/armor-yacine-brinis-zbrush-artstation-gif-27255647

[dreamy sequoia]

Im dad

[past kestrel]

add a great helm frfr

[dreamy sequoia]

Wont happen, theyre outdated by 1450

[mental cargo]

sounds pretty mad

[dreamy sequoia]

Infact by like, 1400

[past kestrel]

awww 🙁

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats how i know you're not an aussie.

We just banter all day.

So fuck you

[past kestrel]

actually it should be a secretly obtainable item, its not a few centuries old yet

[soft osprey]

Bro comes in like a newgen

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[mental cargo]

homander

[soft osprey]

No but really fuck all of you Youre the worst, most ESPECIALLY

[dreamy sequoia]

Fuck you too! ❤️

[soft osprey]

I hope my last words are cool

[dreamy sequoia]

Someone needs to do a retexture of the training dummy to be a giant moai head

I think moai would like that

[soft osprey]

Record breaking downloads

[dreamy sequoia]

Name the mod, ex-moderator abuser

[soft osprey]

Whack a moai

[dreamy sequoia]

Moai heads for the willies

Thats another 10/10 mod

[soft osprey]

And chrome keeps asking why his mods won’t get downloads. Because he’s not making this mod

[gritty wedge]

oh my god this baron keeps putting his fucking codpiece in my face

[dreamy sequoia]

Stop attacking his crouch with your face? Use a weapon?

[gritty wedge]

what he does is he rams into me

while im trying to get under his arm to stab him

[fresh gyro]

heightmaxx so that doesn't happen

[gritty wedge]

he broke my leg

and gave me 5 concussions

[dreamy sequoia]

Alt + f4

Save scum it.

[gritty wedge]

still alive

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah, if you alt + f4 and open it again, you'll be at the beginning of that round, uninjured.

Hence, save scum it.

[gritty wedge]

i have plot armor son

[dreamy sequoia]

I think im old enough to be your dad ngl.

[gritty wedge]

I CUT HIS ARM OFF THROUGH HIS ARMOR

[dreamy sequoia]

Nice work son.

Dads proud of you.

[fresh gyro]

i've done that and retained my injuries

[dreamy sequoia]

Sounds like your game isn't gaming

Oh you're fighting THAT baron.

Righto

[fresh gyro]

it did put me at the beginning of the match

[gritty wedge]

i will never pay

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah I thought you meant the lord tourney EA baron.

[gritty wedge]

im too cheap

[dreamy sequoia]

Hi too cheap, im dad

[soft osprey]

How did you even discover discord in your late 60’s?

[dreamy sequoia]

Grand kids wouldn't stop sending me requests.

And Mr beast ya know.

That young tucker is a god send.

[small glen]

Should i get a poster made for me and Rali verse

like no characters

just a poster

[dreamy sequoia]

Mr street shark over here

Comes flying in with random poster questions.

[small glen]

i am no street shark!

[dreamy sequoia]

Shame.

[small glen]

i was not born in the ghetto because it didn't exist yet

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre the baddest mfers

[small glen]

the place i was born is the ghetto now

But i was born in Hollywood, so uhm

[dreamy sequoia]

So you're a street shark.

[small glen]

that isn't Florida enough

(I was born here)

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah, you're a street shark.

Street shark of floridaville

[mental cargo]

wait i just realized wasnt maoi a mod before?

[small glen]

Riding in my donk!

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah he quit.

Got sick of idiots

[mental cargo]

you could not pay me 100billion dolars to be a discord mod

[small glen]

Sittin sideways, boys in the days 🗣️

https://open.spotify.com/track/24PWKmemCvqfyVXODhoKHW?si=71a62fc6f02e4076

[misty gazelle]

Rearranged this dudes face.

[strange phoenix]

Oh man you didn't show us his face after

[solemn wedge]

am I imagining it or did he throw himself onto the blade? 😭

[misty gazelle]

They do that sometimes.

[strange phoenix]

What is the most non lethal blade that can still cut

I feel like willies get dismembered too easily

Is there any mod to make dismemberment harder

[soft osprey]

Just turn down gore level

[strange phoenix]

oh

[misty gazelle]

yep

[strange phoenix]

WAIT

THATS WHAT IT IS?

BRO??

[misty gazelle]

I mean, dismemberment is... gore? lol

[strange phoenix]

I thought it was to make the gore realistic

I put it to the max

😔 💔

[misty gazelle]

a sweet spot for it is just past the middle

[strange phoenix]

No wonder I was slicing willies in half with a knife

[misty gazelle]

if you're looking for something more 'realistic'

but, you'll still get divided by zero if the one handed axe looks at you wrong.

some weapons are just prone to splitting folks in half

[strange phoenix]

😭😭

[dreamy sequoia]

Mace, casted and anything hammer head, generally doesn't insta-kill

If you wanna go the mods route, ovrdth armoury and make something using a grip as a blade.

[strange phoenix]

okk thanks

I'll try that

[dreamy sequoia]

Like this

[silk spire]

Bro how can I change the camera in third person immersive combat

[strange phoenix]

Maybe it's too much, I beat a Willie's head for 40 minutes and he still didn't die

[agile lintel]

I am going to crush a rock with my balls

[strange phoenix]

With a staff tho

[merry surge]

what would you say the most realistic blood/gore settings are

[misty gazelle]

EA or demo?

[fresh gyro]

the intended ''realistic'' setting is the middle one

[soft osprey]

Default

Right in the center

[merry surge]

thanks

[merry surge]

thank you as well

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-meme-gif-25909494

i dont know why i have this gif

[soft osprey]

Yes you do

Weirdo

[agile lintel]

If Early Access doesn’t release in 5 days, I will crush a rock with my balls.

[fresh gyro]

early access already released

u stupid

[agile lintel]

Proof?

[fresh gyro]

you can play it on the steam

[agile lintel]

Proof?

[fresh gyro]

check your steam machine

everyone has one

[agile lintel]

Proof?

[sullen quartz]

It hasn’t released yet, maybe you’re just a stupid head

[sharp orchid]

dont count on it man, ea will NEVER release

[agile lintel]

Ah well I guess I have to crush my rock with balls

[fresh gyro]

check your email mane

[sullen quartz]

All these claims yet no proof

[fresh gyro]

it's in your emails mane

[soft osprey]

It seems like you just want to crush your balls with a rock

You can just DO that you know

[sullen quartz]

Stop landing on moais

[soft osprey]

No

🖕

[agile lintel]

It’s for a great cause

[sullen quartz]

You kiss your mother with that mouth young man

[soft osprey]

Just Youre

nnnooooo

Autocorrect killed me

[sullen quartz]

“Youre”

[agile lintel]

why you the have are mean to me

[sullen quartz]

“Youre”

[sullen quartz]

“Youre”

[soft osprey]

I meant yours 😔

Im ashamed of myself

[sullen quartz]

“Youre”

[dreamy sequoia]

Stroke incoming.

[sharp orchid]

no dont do that

[dreamy sequoia]

Thank you, your correct sentence structure saved my life.

[loud pivot]

next month of waiting for any official communication in 4 days...

[sharp orchid]

half sword tomorrow

[loud pivot]

I remember when we were told they were working on getting better community communications

Half Sword, Just a Week away!

I'm So Excited for this Information!

Just a Week Away!

[dreamy sequoia]

Half sword today, full sword tomorrow.

[soft osprey]

Theyre working on getting prepared to work on getting prepared to work on better communication

[loud pivot]

They need to schedule another eight meetings to discuss how they should begin planning.

I still find it eternally funny they havent fixed the process name being third person bp template though

[sharp orchid]

no its iconic we cant change it

[loud pivot]

Every update should make the process name longer

Third Person Sword Fighting BP Physics Fighting Procedural Animation Game in 3 updates time

[sharp orchid]

this guy gets it

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cursed-gif-23689554

[sharp orchid]

"Third person bp template early acess version 0.63 optimization and combat physics update"

in 3 updates time

[loud pivot]

while we're at it we need to add an ingame changelog that can't be dismissed

Half Sword modding is going to resemble noita modding at some point

and I can't wait

[supple ember]

Update tomorrow!

[sharp orchid]

i live under a rock what is noita

[loud pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[sharp orchid]

fuck is this supposed to be obvious

[loud pivot]

no

[sharp orchid]

ok

[loud pivot]

noita is very niche

I say "niche" but its

[sharp orchid]

whats does it mean

[loud pivot]

known as the schizophrenic physics mage simulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNWBt58zq4

for the best example of noita

and its modding scene

I highly recommend watching Not Albino

[sharp orchid]

i had an incredible idea just now that i will not tell or show gameplay of and just shadow drop when its done

[loud pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/obiwan-i-fear-something-terrible-star-wars-alec-guinness-gif-9950992

"A thousand Willies cry out and are silenced."

[silk spire]

I forgot I was on max volume that deadass scared the fuck out of me

😭

[rotund shadow]

im sorry

[silk spire]

Cool weapon tho

[rotund shadow]

wdyt of the suppresor sound

think i need to tweak it

[silk spire]

It sounds lil weird

yk

What I mean

[rotund shadow]

yeah i get it

thanks for the feedback

[sharp thunder]

bro got da bloom mechanics 👀

i think imma add fortnite damage markers to the mp40

[loud pivot]

I'd say that it's fine for what it is IMO

[rotund shadow]

that would be funny

[loud pivot]

I can't wait for people to remake the entirety of call of duty black ops in half sword because they're bored

[near grotto]

Add a 22TB map

[loud pivot]

🥀

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/night-city-lights-5UYPlKT14yBna

next map preview

/j

[near grotto]

GPU doesn't even melt

It just evaporates

[loud pivot]

GPU doesnt even turn on

the drivers just crash

[sharp orchid]

found a cool ass scorch mark generator that im gonna use

[loud pivot]

🥀

[sharp thunder]

bigcity if it were good

[loud pivot]

bigcity was baller

[sharp orchid]

for this thing

[loud pivot]

for its time

[loud pivot]

the EVIL clanker fusion gun

we HATE the institute in this household

Has anyone looked into making their own version of the crossbow actually

[sharp orchid]

no thats the WRONG VERSION of this laser gun

[loud pivot]

if not I might get into modding just to "take inspiration" (read: Copy and modify) modern guncode from mods to make the crossbow more reliable

[soft osprey]

This has been my favorite design for any gun ever since I first saw it in fallout 3 as a kid

[loud pivot]

ragebait so potent that even the filter struck them down

[soft osprey]

It’s just so god damn cool

[loud pivot]

honestly I never really used either so fair

now that i think about it

[sharp thunder]

is that the laser rifle from fallout 4

[loud pivot]

we're basically turning half sword into people playground 2

[sharp orchid]

adding laser and scorch effects

[sharp thunder]

thats the only one i played so lets fucking goooooo

hyped

[loud pivot]

oh you poor soul

[sharp thunder]

i did the bos ending

with liberty prime

[loud pivot]

bles

but i more meant

fallout 4 is an alright game

but a bad fallout game

[sharp thunder]

i thought it was very fun ngl. i loved blowing up the institute

[loud pivot]

oh yeah no

[sharp thunder]

but i can see your view

[loud pivot]

the game ITSELF was fun

dont get me wrong

[wheat leaf]

day 10,034 no halfsword update

[loud pivot]

it was just a big departure from older fallouts and how storytelling/choices used to be done

[near grotto]

Im gonna lose it

[sharp thunder]

i get u, my friend jet is obsessed with fallout: nv but i just couldnt get into it :<

[wheat leaf]

why would you lose it? what if you cant find it again

[soft osprey]

The potential in halfsword is its physics and gore system. It’s gonna end up becoming another creation engine, everyone will get halfsword to turn it into everything that isnt halfsword

[loud pivot]

Fallout:NV is a bit of a weird case for a lot of people because its simultaneously

the least but most fallout game at the same time

you need a specific stomach for it lmao

[wheat leaf]

once modders figure out how to get custom clothing its 100% gonna be used for boxing/mma

they just need the shorts

[loud pivot]

Yeah that's what I'm saying

[fresh gyro]

they should open source the code

[loud pivot]

we gonna see entire game remakes in half sword fr

if half sword doesnt get an update in like

[wheat leaf]

i dont know what that means but i concur

[loud pivot]

another month and a half

the community should very much pester the devs for raw build files

[fresh gyro]

release the code publicly

so that people can modify it

and use it for their stuff

[wheat leaf]

maybe one day once they fully complete the game

i doubt theyd do it anytime soon though

[fresh gyro]

it'll be post release no doubt

[wheat leaf]

thatll be like the second coming of christ for the modders though

[loud pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/k2-kai-cenat-update-gif-17935229505270836633

[wheat leaf]

its only a matter of time

[loud pivot]

i kinda lost hope in the game recieving actual updates after we had a really nice constructive talk about why the community feels the game isnt going to be updated and how there needs to be more communication even if thats just "we're alive and working on X"

and then

a month and a half later we're still radio silent

[wheat leaf]

yeah, granted the dev/gameseer teams have made statements on like reddit n shit, but theres not even communication between platforms to simply state stuff everywhere at the same time

[loud pivot]

huh wait really?

I wasnt aware they were active on reddit

[wheat leaf]

moreso on the aspect of the lack of communication, they'll talk about that plenty but they still havent said or shown much for the game itself aside from "soon"

[loud pivot]

but yeah it kinda just feels like KSP2 all over again

[near grotto]

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my GPU, prepare to die.

[loud pivot]

me after launching half sword and my cpu hits T max of 95

(C)

[wheat leaf]

cpu so hot its soldering new electrical pathways like a brain creates new neural pathways

[loud pivot]

after disabling all hair this stopped being a problem though

its a shame you have to manually edit config to achieve this though

no ingame options for it

[wheat leaf]

im still astounded by the whole hair thing, i dont wanna constantly harp on the devs but the priorities are all over the place

same with the eyes, they went CRAZY on them for no reason in particular

[loud pivot]

its not a huge priority for hair options but I do feel it was rather silly they launched with an extremely expensive hair render method

its insane how much of a performance drain it is on even just slightly dated systems

we did not need tesselated 4k physics hair

[wheat leaf]

im sure this was one of the devs passion project that they insisted the game needed and spent years finalizing, but they coulda just waited to add it once the game was properly stable

[loud pivot]

yeah I 100% get that faucet of it tbh

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-phonk-approved-meme-happy-gif-15595838102594449125

[wheat leaf]

oh well, no use crying over spilt shit

[near grotto]

I think all of the modders should collaborate and make one really cool mod

[loud pivot]

I think thats a bit harssh

[fresh gyro]

I wanna note that whenever your character your character has a helmet on they have a buzzcut underneath

[loud pivot]

yeah stuff like that is cool

you do NOT have long hair with helmets

source:

try and wear a reproduction helmet with long hair

you will regret it intensely

[wheat leaf]

nah thats cause its a reproduction, the originals were hand crafted to the length of the owners hair

100%

[loud pivot]

surely

[wheat leaf]

anotha one bites the tip

[loud pivot]

cool custom spear/warstaff

[wheat leaf]

that did not sound right at all

[fresh gyro]

I like the hair but it has buggy physics

sways all around

[loud pivot]

Willies love tip-munching, it seems

[buoyant ravine]

Fuckin' Dumbass Willie

[loud pivot]

this is a common complaint I see about EA

willies got lobotomised

and will just run straight into your weapon now

[wheat leaf]

thank you! it took me way too long to make something actually good, its a pollaxe haft but i wanted to use a short sword blade, but the penetration sucked so i tried like 3-5 different options and rebalanced and weighted it every time. only to realize i could just use another pollaxe pommel spike and now it works beautifully

[buoyant ravine]

Yeh the games AI Pathfinding is ass cheeks and thats what makes it so funny

[loud pivot]

This was a huge issue I found with my Guandao too!! It's super weird how certain staff-butts and blades are better at cutting/stabbing than the dedicated blade heads for polearms

auugh i spent like 5 hours trying to make mine work and even then

[wheat leaf]

the normal spike on the pollaxe works great for stabs, but you cant get it without the subhead models, if you just clear the slot it spawns with two random ones every time which is kinda interesting

[loud pivot]

this was basically the closest I got

it WORKED mind you

[wheat leaf]

ooooo i like the look of it

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-begging-please-billy-butcher-butcher-the-boys-season-5-gif-15381851999766080688

[loud pivot]

more zoomed out

[quaint wind]

iykyk

[wheat leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466814860640911513/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

bro bit the tip off my sword smh

[quaint wind]

I have that saved

[strange phoenix]

shii this is how I got spoiled

BROL

I UNISNTALLED TIKTOK

[quaint wind]

My bad

[loud pivot]

LMAO

[buoyant ravine]

Check out this dumbass

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-cheering-alien-crowd-gif-11660477074057050671

[quaint wind]

I should wait a couple weeks before posting that gif again

[soft osprey]

No

[strange phoenix]

no worries its fine at least

i dont know how we get to that point

[soft osprey]

You should post the entire last 25 minutes in gif form

[loud pivot]

the fact they screamed is impressaive

[strange phoenix]

😭

[loud pivot]

usually they just die on the spot and gurgle when that happens

[strange phoenix]

oh hell no

[wheat leaf]

nah thats just a one-off, the AI is highly intelligent and proficient with all weapons

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-terry-davis-dancing-grooving-gif-21148913

[loud pivot]

to be fair season 5 of The Boys was a fever dream

I'd argue spoiling it saves people a prime subscription to watch it

[quaint wind]

Please, I don't want to argue about it again

[loud pivot]

i know

i know

[wheat leaf]

plz no spoil, i still gotta watch

[buoyant ravine]

I had this video of a willie getting knocked out by his own weapon

it was in the demo

[quaint wind]

Just go to general and read my comments

[buoyant ravine]

i can try to find it

[wheat leaf]

im more surprised it came from a demo willie than anything

but they removed weapon-self collisions for player and AI so that physically cant happen anymore

[loud pivot]

Demo Willies were

INCREDIBLY cracked at times

especially SPECIFIC ones

[soft osprey]

I love reading a couple of the feedback threads as they all jerk each other off and pat each other on the back for all agreeing they want more communication and faster updates and that the demo is better and now that im not a mod i can say that safely

[loud pivot]

the fucking commoner boss dude

🥀

[wheat leaf]

im SAYING dude they were crazy at random

[quaint wind]

FINALLY

[wheat leaf]

my go-to example of randomly cracked willie

[loud pivot]

the commoner boss could cut you in half with just the tip of his sword at max range with a perfect strike to literally bisect you

[quaint wind]

I knew you had it in you Moai

[loud pivot]

right at the waist

and they'd do it CONSTANTLY

[loud pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

the Willie after seeing you taunt him

[fresh gyro]

ngl, it looks like he has screwed over because he had low strenght

[fresh gyro]

probably because of the flails

[quaint wind]

I seen that

[misty gazelle]

🙁

[wheat leaf]

100% his weapon probably just spawned 100% top heavy

[fresh gyro]

very possible

[wheat leaf]

it was instances like that, that made me begin to wonder if the devs secretly added pvp but didnt tell anyone, like we been fighting each other all along

[loud pivot]

half sword april fools update (competitive PVP mode addeD)

Plancon users SALIVATING

[wheat leaf]

i would 100% support that, i hope they do that in fact

[loud pivot]

well

[fresh gyro]

we technically already have pvp because of co-op

[loud pivot]

the game

wait

co-op already exists?

LMAO

[soft osprey]

Halfsword April fools, another post of boob armor causes the server to burn down

[fresh gyro]

local only though

[loud pivot]

Hamachi:

wait

what

why is it local only

[wheat leaf]

next april fools joke will be a codpiece

[loud pivot]

i guess the game doesnt have a steamworks pipeline built in

hrm

[quaint wind]

They should make this the final boss

[soft osprey]

Oh that’s easy to explain, it’s because

[loud pivot]

is it jank with control schemas

[quaint wind]

Money, that's why

[fresh gyro]

i meant split screen

[loud pivot]

o

[fresh gyro]

in freemode

[wheat leaf]

my bet is the latency, trying to do skilled pvp with even 100ms latency would be miserable

[fresh gyro]

you can pvp in split screen

[loud pivot]

I thought someone added a co-op mod that just needed a localhost connection

[buoyant ravine]

I got the video. its green hat

[wheat leaf]

well you can do parsec pvp through splitscreen

but thats parsec so yknow, not good either

[loud pivot]

at which point I'd have taken that mod and made a steamworks addon so we can just use steam lobbies instead

[quaint wind]

Just make an online mode mod the same way Bonelabs did

[soft osprey]

Getting full multiplayer to work with a physics based game is very difficult. The games that have figured it out, like beamng and one other Indy fighting game from years back. And beamng isnt perfect, and the fighting game made sure everyone knew how difficult it was to do, and how time consuming and expensive it was

Just not feasible for halfsword

[fresh gyro]

or steam remote play

[quaint wind]

Call it Daft Sword

[loud pivot]

Yeah, I'm aware of how fucky things like this can be- it was a huge issue back when the noita modding scene was trying to add online PVP

Noita, for reference, is a fully physics based 2d mage simulator

where every pixel is simulated and has physics

[quaint wind]

Like I said, Bonelabs did it

And that game is entirely physics based

[loud pivot]

meaning that every client had to sync the entire map and particle states

🥀

hopefully devs buff weapon choking next update

or just choking in general

[buoyant ravine]

heres a collection of some old demo clips and a killing floor clip

[loud pivot]

i like how in the second clip

the first guy just gets his neck broken

🥀

[soft osprey]

Thats also VR, idk how it compares to non VR titles in difficulty with it, and had a pretty good size budget, and a bigger team, and had made games before
Also, fuck you you’re wrong, loser

[loud pivot]

I'd argue VR is more complex due to the complex tracking and movement they had to do but aye

it also had

[quaint wind]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scared-monkey-MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8

[loud pivot]

way simpler overall mechanics

bonelabs didnt have a fully simulated skeletal structure you could turn to paste

and joints that do somethingTM

it had something close but not as in depth atleast

from what i remember of chud labs

anyway its 3 am

i eepy

goodnight

[strange phoenix]

*good morning

[restive barn]

buddy

i just woke up

[sharp orchid]

Rip

[restive barn]

downl fuck it im not doing this

[sharp orchid]

Scorch marks

[restive barn]

fuck you

[sharp thunder]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd2czeHZubnhsYWVtbnhvazY0bnVhdDMzOTh0emR0czhyZ2Fzd2hhZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/o1Q5evkBFQKUOBCIpr/giphy.gif

[sharp orchid]

Laser AND scorch marks

[sharp thunder]

thats it im making a raygun

black ops

[sharp orchid]

Oh please make it do explosive damage too