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[warped apex]

Time to finish this edit... I now need 2+ minutes of good clips

@prisma stag

[prisma stag]

I don't want to change the physics

[warped apex]

peak first person

[wheat leaf]

that also makes stabs easier, cause autoparry doesnt get in the way of stabbing

[warped apex]

all it changes is balance

that's all

just your head balance

[wheat leaf]

i thought all it did was just remove autoparry, and stabilize fpv

[warped apex]

you can still get pushed over

[onyx moon]

holy crap what a throw

[warped apex]

No it changes your balance and stabilization @wheat leaf you can see it in 3rd person

[prisma stag]

Is it configurable?

[warped apex]

yes

[wheat leaf]

configuring it takes a bit more effort though not like it just adds easy sliders to the settings

[wheat leaf]

ive never noticed that part of it, maybe cause ive been in fpv since i got it lol

@warped apex hey man i was watching that

[warped apex]

not sure what happened to the right one lol

I was looking for a certain one that was longer

@wheat leaf watch the one I made in the demo lol

ah how my playstyle was butchered by EA

I miss stabbing with my right hand

good god the throws back then

[wheat leaf]

the headbutts too

[wheat leaf]

alltime best fpv player ever mad respect

you make that shit look like vr gameplay

[warped apex]

\

I love halfsword truly one of the best games out

just the management is... Truly something

[rotund shadow]

nah shit ass management

but hey

[warped apex]

kinda wanna make another small video with fear of god again lol

[rotund shadow]

blundrbuss go

[rose void]

Does anyone here use a glass mousepad?

[rotund shadow]

scratched it in a week

[warped apex]

@rose void @wheat leaf as I am poor now

[rotund shadow]

tossed that shit

[warped apex]

No*

[wheat leaf]

that the song?

[warped apex]

lol I learned how to grapple and parry with the crossbow before guns got added

[rose void]

Was it cause of your mouse skates?

[rotund shadow]

nope

[warped apex]

all I need is my heavy Logitech G502 and my amazon mousepad @rose void

[rotund shadow]

it was cuz of 2 things

[wheat leaf]

i learned all my grappling with polearms, but then they made switchstance take stamina which kinda killed it

[rotund shadow]

my cable and my nails

[rose void]

Do you have longer nails cuz I might run into that issue

[rotund shadow]

nah

[rose void]

I love that mouse, my school had them on all the laptops in the library

[rotund shadow]

i trim them often

[warped apex]

this was my first halfsword video lol

on my new pc lol

[rose void]

Insane control yo

[rose void]

I feel like I’d sweat too much and ruin the mousepads too quickly

[warped apex]

I remember when throwing was nerfed and I still learned how to throw lol

the buckler used to go mach one lol

[silk spire]

Best weapon to throw during the demo

And the axe

[warped apex]

bunch of old videos I forgot about...

god I truly have too much playtime on this fucking game

[wheat leaf]

a classic

[silk spire]

In ea the maul is the most satisfying to throw

[warped apex]

Hey I just seen the trick to beat the first boss in the demo

[prisma stag]

Why do the mods use lua if the game is coded in c#?

[warped apex]

toss up knife, Dodge boss then catch the knife mid air

[rotund palm]

unreal engine is cracked

it can use both i guess

[rotund palm]

i know the game is coded in text but most modders use the blueprint system

[prisma stag]

I haven't gotten one clip anywhere close to any of these, your clips literally look like you're playing in vr.

[warped apex]

note I'm the best first person player lol

@prisma stag I've over 2khrs in this game now lol

[wheat leaf]

any tips you could give based on clips like these for how i could try and get better?

[warped apex]

I think I was the first one to start throwing things in the demo lol

[prisma stag]

I have 390.7 across all versions of the game.

[warped apex]

I had 1khrs in the demo alone lol

[warped apex]

simple

get terrible weapons

and try doing crazy shit

toss it up, Catch it. Block and stab

[wheat leaf]

hmmmm

i know just the weapon i think

[warped apex]

I miss spawning items

[prisma stag]

modders were talking about how they want to code mods but they don't know lua, but lua is so simple that you should be able to use it if you know other scripting languages.

[rotund palm]

its hard to learn a coding language

[swift dagger]

I got my first actual armor in the game

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf oddly enough after playing other fighting games made me better at halfsword I've no idea why

after I play for honor I normally am better at halfsword lol

[rose void]

👀

[swift dagger]

Breastplate and the mouth cover thing

Been trying to play more

I got to commoner before

[wheat leaf]

after i play for honor i usually have to punch some shit that game used to make me go mental

[rose void]

You can rob your opponents of their armor

[warped apex]

@rose void you can also use armor as a weapon @swift dagger

[wheat leaf]

if i could actually land my hits id be doing fairly good

[warped apex]

I took off my gauntlets to toss them lol

[swift dagger]

I love using the crossbow as a melee

[warped apex]

@swift dagger become the crossbow lord as I have

[sharp thunder]

updated fpv aiming with ak47

[warped apex]

I love you

I will be able to aim now

[wheat leaf]

erm, your thumbs blocking the sight, start over from scratch

[rose void]

When in doubt, bash your opponent’s head in with your helmet

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-ape-106

I no longer have to do this

hip firing sucks lol

two nice clips

[sharp thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1507575871530078240/image0.gif

[rose void]

Do yk what brand or what type it was?

[wheat leaf]

one thing i can appreciate about ea is that pommel strikes are wicked good

[warped apex]

also the no look strike is back

happy to have refigured it out

I hope that 1.0 has a recording mode that records the entire arena

@wheat leaf I still haven't yet gotten my content creator tag lol

I need to make a youtube video

[wheat leaf]

youve done all this without even uploading to youtube?

[warped apex]

YES

Yes*

I only ever post to reddit lol

[wheat leaf]

bro. you could be like one of the top halfswordtubers

not that this game has that huge of a following, but fr dude you have major potential, maybe even enough to get some money from youtube

ehhh idk about that actually, dunno if they'd monitize a game like this

[warped apex]

I forgot what I did but look how my halfsword runs now lol

[wheat leaf]

yeah no wonder those clips are so smooth, got a damn naysa computa

[warped apex]

a 4080 super helps

but as a little blue monster said in the witcher 3, I need to void my bowels

[wheat leaf]

getting a hang of throwing and dodging but the hit placement still just isnt there, what a fool i am for having spent hundreds or thousands of hours perfecting parries and blocks with such bad strike accuracy

[warped apex]

I raise a pommel strike

@wheat leaf I haven't ducked in EA

I kinda wanna learn that now lol

[wheat leaf]

i find its almost only doable against polearms when they do that big diagonal strike

battleaxes maybe, 1h weapons are much more tricky tho

[warped apex]

Ah the good ol days

@wheat leaf I'd like to make a youtube video, But I've no idea what I'd do in it lol

[wheat leaf]

just post the clips you already got really

all those compilations

[prisma stag]

What was the mod that makes free cam better?

[wheat leaf]

oooooh shit we might be getting the hang of throwing

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf if I did that youtube would strike me down because of copyright

And I can't stand free music lol

[wheat leaf]

youd be surprised actually, lemme check my vids im pretty sure i only used copyrighted songs

[warped apex]

I don't think I've ever watched a halfsword youtube video lol

I've watched generals sams video and that's it lol

[wheat leaf]

nvm i forgot i only actually posted one video with music, and its just 'spin me right round' nobody bothering to copyright that song lmfao

[warped apex]

I've done almost everything in game, And I don't experience it with eyes full of fun anymore lol

[swift dagger]

I'm militia now

Farthest I've gotten

[warped apex]

Proud of you @swift dagger

I'd love video ideas lol @wheat leaf

[wheat leaf]

the way i did mine was trying to make every clips weapon movement flow into the next

[solar nest]

good lord i fucking hate it when my guy drops his sword and is literally for some reason incapable of picking it back up

like stop keeling over bro just grab the damn thing

[warped apex]

That's why you've a backup @solar nest

And a backup for that backup

[solar nest]

you right you right

[warped apex]

Then another backup for that backup, Then lasty another backup for your backups backup

Then last a shield or a rifle on your bac

Back*

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[warped apex]

@solar nest back up rifle

[swift dagger]

Welp

I'm screwed

Run was good

16

[wheat leaf]

is that a fucking shoulder mounted gun

[warped apex]

Yws

Yes*

[wheat leaf]

legendary

[swift dagger]

16 souls seek revenge

[solar nest]

why do you have a shoulder mounted gun 😭

[swift dagger]

I MIGHT be fried

[warped apex]

Boys I've an idea for a halfsword video

“This Is What 2000 Hours In Half Sword Looks Like”

The most clickbait title I could think of lol

[prisma stag]

I've managed to make a gmod nextbot before, which is just modifying existing lua files, so it's probably easier with half sword since source games require so many extra programs to modify the files.

[solar nest]

i wonder what mod this could possibly be

[warped apex]

Totally didn't chatgpt the idea

Bar @solar nest

[solar nest]

thank you

[swift dagger]

My current situation is not really good

[warped apex]

What happened? @swift dagger

[swift dagger]

My guys leg is gone

But uh

[wheat leaf]

did you try regrowing it

[swift dagger]

Good news is I haven't died yet

I have three undead on the ground

I think I've immobilized all of them

Killed one

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf you'

you've made me wanna make a youtube video

hey I got 300fps for a moment

[wheat leaf]

to me it looks like you got all the editing skills for it

and certainly a pc that can handle making higher quality content

[swift dagger]

I'm actually doing good

I've killed like 4

With my fists

[rapid pond]

If you get close enought the current ai doesnt really know what to do and just kicks

Its pretty funny to do that with poles

[subtle aurora]

pro baton user

[rapid pond]

Samn he red

[main orbit]

halfsword

[swift dagger]

My character has like

A mind of his own

He's actively trying to run away

[subtle aurora]

headshot (this is on a very low damage setting btw)

[wheat leaf]

officer wate hillies

[subtle aurora]

lol

lowk the baton is actually a really good weapon to practice blocks and parries for sword duels

you hold it the same way except it doesnt one-tap, it just bruises

[wheat leaf]

what did you use to make the 'blade' of it?

im curious about trying to make my own now

[subtle aurora]

tbh

its a mod pack

i dont know shit about modding 😭

[wheat leaf]

ohh i see lol, any chance you could just send a screenshot of just the weapon? lemme analyze this thang

[subtle aurora]

alr

with blood or without

[wheat leaf]

without ideally

i just wanna try and figure out what component they woulda used

[subtle aurora]

alr

theres a picture of it

[wheat leaf]

oh i see now, its just a casted mace without the head

im totally gonna try making that now

thank you sir!

[subtle aurora]

np

btw full pic just incase

[tacit yacht]

What's the current state of the game like? I can't afford it, but I'd still like to know

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf I've decided on a essay type video lol

about why halfsword is so unique

[subtle aurora]

optimization is more or less shit, gameplay (especially with mods) is fun

[tacit yacht]

Mkay

Cool

[warped apex]

@tacit yacht current state of the game is fun and guns

[warped apex]

I've got my fps over 200 recently

[tacit yacht]

I need to get money for it so bad 😭

[subtle aurora]

im on 80 on the lowest quality (im on a laptop)

ngl @wheat leaf I feel that the baton would be a really good weapon for training sword duels

[wheat leaf]

so about that

ive made a interesting accident thats lead to a new weapon idea

i accidentally added a sword guard, but then saw a vision of turning it the other way around, and trying to use this in my offhand to catch and bind incoming strikes

[warped apex]

I love it

[subtle aurora]

make it bigger and you will have a ship anchor

LOL

[rapid pond]

Thats so weird

[subtle aurora]

good idea tho ngl

[warped apex]

put it up a nostrel and slam a guy

[subtle aurora]

nonono its a GREAT idea

[warped apex]

guys I need help making a video title lol

[wheat leaf]

DUUUUDE now your thinking

[warped apex]

my creativity is showing lol

[wheat leaf]

now i gotta make three weapons, a boat anchor, a baton, and a weapon catcher

[subtle aurora]

"Why halfsword will NEVER have a similar game"

or sum like that

[subtle aurora]

xd

hmmm

[supple dagger]

to the now 29 people who installed my weapon pack do yall like it

[swift dagger]

I DID IT

[subtle aurora]

you could try turn it into a crescent blade instead

[subtle aurora]

@wheat leaf

[swift dagger]

IDK HOW BUT I DID IT

[warped apex]

@subtle aurora The Best Physics-Based Combat Game is what I want something like, But it feels too brain rotty? and too flashy lol

[subtle aurora]

did what

[swift dagger]

uh

[wheat leaf]

wdym?

[subtle aurora]

like

[swift dagger]

For context

[subtle aurora]

instead of it hooking onto stuff

[swift dagger]

I went to abyss

[subtle aurora]

how bout it cuts stuff too

[swift dagger]

Lost a leg

[subtle aurora]

damn

[swift dagger]

And had to fight 16 ppl with my fists

[subtle aurora]

DAMN

get this guy a medal of honor

[subtle aurora]

tbh im not good at titles

[swift dagger]

No idea how my guy is alive

[wheat leaf]

the tricky part is that there are no curved blade models ingame

[subtle aurora]

true

thats unfortunate

[wheat leaf]

and i cant rotate them sideways either sadly

[subtle aurora]

any tips for getting better at sword duels?

ive mastered fist fighting so thats the only thing left

[wheat leaf]

i prefer lower mouse sens to allow more fine movement

[subtle aurora]

now I look like a composer using a stick 😭

[wheat leaf]

holy shit its actually peak?

[subtle aurora]

W

[tight coyote]

Does the game still get updates? Been a hot minute since i played 🤔

[subtle aurora]

once in a while

also @wheat leaf make the hilt wider and see that happens 💀

[tight coyote]

Any news for multiplayer? Just want to play with my friends 👀

[subtle aurora]

split screen only

[tight coyote]

[subtle aurora]

imma try start by not getting my hat knocked off to train my defense

[wheat leaf]

you might be onto something

[subtle aurora]

now just make it all 5x bigger

and then u js gotta make a ship

😭

[agile lintel]

If Halfsword Games doesn’t update their game I will crush my balls with a rock

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf this is all because of you

I hate you for making me wanna make a video

now I've got a write an essay

https://klipy.com/gifs/peter-griffin-crash-out

[sharp orchid]

they js be dying

[wheat leaf]

haha funny boat anchor

[warped apex]

make a tiny throwable hachet with a tiny anchor head

it'd be awesome to toss it like a dart

[wheat leaf]

thats basically what the first rendition was, it just kept getting bigger and bigger

[subtle aurora]

LO

WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL THO

[wheat leaf]

bro it doesnt, one sec lemme show you what happens when you first spawn in

[subtle aurora]

damn

[wheat leaf]

if i can harness that spin into an attack, ill be golden

[subtle aurora]

imagine if you let go at the start

ngl

ive been beating the shit outta soldiers for a while

well

[subtle aurora]

first one died after I hit him far away with one hit

[subtle aurora]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK

[violet kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mary-poppins-gif-18018550

[wheat leaf]

895 kg btw

[subtle aurora]

holy shit

[runic gale]

MY ROBLOX GANG BEASTS IS OUT NOW
https://www.roblox.com/games/98589365670783/ROBLOX-Gang-Beasts PLAY NOW AND RATE IT LATER! (The game is in early development so don't expect anything and there's only five maps if you got any issues with the controls pls tell me)

[wheat leaf]

ive brought it down to a reasonable size now, but now its just a matter of learning how to use it for parrying like i want to

[subtle aurora]

@wheat leaf this is the typa shit im using to train 😭

[subtle aurora]

fr

wait whats this "reasonable size"

🤨

[warped apex]

the fps oh my lord

[wheat leaf]

so if the other one was almost 900 kg, what i consider reasonable is like 1.7

[subtle aurora]

damn

lowk i dont think even armored opponents are enough to stop me rn, the other guy is sitting in the other corner dying

mere milimeters away from killing him

@wheat leaf ngl u should make a huge sword

[wheat leaf]

ill make a giant sword, but itll only weigh 1 kg

[subtle aurora]

alr

[mental cargo]

do you have like a nasa supercomputer bro

[subtle aurora]

lowk gangrene

[wheat leaf]

current weight is 4500 kg for reference

[subtle aurora]

should I go against 2 knights

[subtle aurora]

WHAT THE FU

[wheat leaf]

absolutely 100% you got that

[subtle aurora]

bet

[wheat leaf]

so 4.5 ton sword

[subtle aurora]

btw imma send a ss of my damage settings

only a TINY bit above minimum

so far ive massacred 14 soldiers tho

i got ts

[wheat leaf]

i used to play like that, i just prefer near-default damage now

unfortunately its peak

[subtle aurora]

just parried 2 attacks that were literal centimeters away

[subtle aurora]

O

[fast bramble]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/354 we got flintlocks now

[wheat leaf]

the blade looks like it should be wider though

[subtle aurora]

first knight now grasping for his throat while he drops his axe

[swift dagger]

I got to soldier rank

[subtle aurora]

im adapting to fighting knights without any armor

alr ez i won

was pretty boring, imma beat up some peasants now

[wheat leaf]

surprisingly good duel?

[humble bloom]

what is your weapon exactly?

[swift dagger]

Aight I'm gonna leave for now

Have a great day

[wheat leaf]

you too

[subtle aurora]

tuff

ykw

ill turn damage up to default

cus uh

killing 5 people on very low damage with a blunt weapon takes a while

headshot and parry in 1 motion is crazty

@wheat leaf should I swap to an actual sword now?

[wheat leaf]

id say so, the key is more to learn and get comfortable with a specific weapon, rather than a weapon type

[subtle aurora]

bet

[wheat leaf]

id recommend forging one from scratch and fine tuning it until you think its perfect

[subtle aurora]

k

[wheat leaf]

btw are you thinking longsword or arming sword?

[subtle aurora]

im thinking a sorta longsword / rapier hybrid

lemme send a sss

ss*

[wheat leaf]

blew his ass to SMITHERINES

[wheat leaf]

interesting, well you could even just stick with that instead of making one if you like how it feels

[subtle aurora]

it is a bit better for parrying

anyways brb imma go shower

[wheat leaf]

when you get back, you can use this as a general reference for longsword balancing, any weight from 1500-2000 is my ideal range, but some people like 2000-2400

[silk spire]

How’s the mod pack

[subtle aurora]

very good

[subtle aurora]

alr ty

[sharp orchid]

killed him and his kids

[subtle aurora]

bro is NOT parrying this 😭🙏

madman with a floating greatsword vs unsuspecting beggar

[swift dagger]

Are vambraces good

[fresh gyro]

they are essential

[silk spire]

narrow passage leak (real)

[subtle aurora]

only gauntlets are essential for upper body imo

[swift dagger]

What rank do mercenaries be a thing

[fresh gyro]

I suppose you could substitute it with a long sleeved hauberk but i'm not taking any chances

[fresh gyro]

what rank are you currently

[swift dagger]

Soldier

[fresh gyro]

and have you checked the fencer

[swift dagger]

Not yet

[fresh gyro]

you get mercs from the fencer

go to him

[swift dagger]

Thx

[silk spire]

i saw it lol

howd you add the sky

?

[turbid snow]

hey, just genuine question, is Half Sword there anywhere to get more regular news on development?

[silk spire]

yes

a dev spoke yesterday

about communicatio

n

he said it will improve

[exotic dew]

why did the game flop on launch review wise? is EA that bad rn?

[fresh gyro]

twitter or steam

[silk spire]

its fine really

[fresh gyro]

or this place

[stuck epoch]

it's a custom map, basically i opened up the arena level in UE and copied everything to a new empty map, then did the same for the map with only the narrow passage to combine them into one level i can edit, the sky is the ultra dynamic sky bp tho

[subtle aurora]

@silk spire the baton is rlly OP

[stuck epoch]

^

[subtle aurora]

and fun

u should try it

[silk spire]

i went in it with the console

its js dark

[swift dagger]

I love the longsword I've made

[silk spire]

you can add a sky with the console right?

when i tried i couldnt but

maybe i did smth wrong

[silk spire]

i used it like once

theres alot of weapions in that mod

[subtle aurora]

ik

but the baton is like

rlly OP

for no reason whatsoever

[stuck epoch]

you should be able to use the summon command but idk ig the blueprint has to be 'loaded in' by the game basically to actually summon

[silk spire]

the pit is also dark

and some other maps

the only functional map that you can enter with the console is the test map

[stuck epoch]

yeah they're not meant to have lighting bc they're designed to be spawned into a map that already has it

[silk spire]

the maps look sick tho

did you see the sheilds

[stuck epoch]

i think chrome showed em before maybe

[silk spire]

you can see them in fmodel

they look SICK

[stuck epoch]

yea ive looked thru a lot in fmodel but not many of like the meshes tbh

[stuck epoch]

whats the path to them?

[subtle aurora]

batonification @silk spire

[buoyant oyster]

I remember one time my game glitched so my dude in the demo has a 1000 yard stare

[swift dagger]

I'm a veteran

[buoyant oyster]

I'm a gay ,recruit

[silk spire]

i dont have the path unfortunately but i saw them in the smithery map

[buoyant oyster]

Got a question to everyone

[buoyant oyster]

You ever just get 1 tapped by the NPC and just sit there like

[rustic prism]

Did this game get abandoned? Haven;t seen any announcements or updates in awhile now

[buoyant oyster]

It didn't

Devs got a life and updates take time

[silk spire]

@stuck epoch

[rustic prism]

Typing up a "Hey guys here's what we're working on" takes 3 mins

[buoyant oyster]

You want them to do that every week or something??

[wheat leaf]

todays L

[buoyant oyster]

He just went "parry this"

[rustic prism]

Are you paid to run defense or something? lol

[shell forge]

Can someone pass me that leg over there?

[wheat leaf]

literally lol

[rustic prism]

If it's still being worked on io'll take your word for it i suppose

[wheat leaf]

they just made a statement on reddit today, except discord staff just havent done anything to convey that here

[subtle aurora]

casually 1-hand parrying a greatsword

[rustic prism]

Useful reply, thank you sir

[buoyant oyster]

Half sword NPC's as I show them the head of a sun god

[wheat leaf]

ill do ya one better i found the ss

what i see happening is that the devs obviously noticed the major backlash from ea being fairly halfbaked, so theyd rather just take the time they need to make a quality release, except the communication between all parties is frankly terrible

[past kestrel]

"stop touching blades bro"

[wheat leaf]

the ai getting fed up with my parry play

[subtle aurora]

"parry"

[wheat leaf]

i could parry it

[subtle aurora]

im only using 1 hand tho

[wheat leaf]

fellow 1 hand enthusiast, respect

[pulsar swift]

Crazy they need to “finalize a new structure of transparency” even though they’ve done next to nothing to even resemble any structure at all when it comes to posting in their discord lol

[rapid pond]

Its a massive change from what they are used to, they really never had to communiate before (since yknow demo, playtest where free)

Its all cause its a paid product

With is understandable

[subtle aurora]

I look like a composer rn

[wheat leaf]

thats kinda what finalizing a new structure of transparency means bruh. they are finalizing a new sctructure to communicate game development with more transparency, whats your point?

[rapid pond]

I wonder if it got deleted due to it maybe revealing a fair bit too much, happened before like mcwonder leaking fire and heraldy before they where ready

[subtle aurora]

@wheat leaf giant crossbow when

[wheat leaf]

not within my realm of creation

[timber pilot]

im such a throat goat

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-say-what-stare-blink-really-gif-10957287953041985928

[rapid pond]

I cant wait for people to already call this a lie now

[pulsar swift]

They say the same thing everytime lmao

Meeting that word count though 💯💯💯

[rapid pond]

They actually said new stuff here tbh

Erf

Lemme just

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

Casual repost

[wheat leaf]

your forehead and hairline must be good friends, they go way back together

[sharp orchid]

finished ts

[timber pilot]

why are veteran willies so allergic to good armor

[rapid pond]

Good armor gives them ptsd or sum

[fresh gyro]

Idk but most of the higher classes have less armor than they did in the demo

[subtle aurora]

fr

now I can easily beat them with a baton on minimum damage

without myself having any armor

[timber pilot]

i have yet to see a knight wearing a standart

[wheat leaf]

they just seem way more vague now?

[rapid pond]

There needs to be a fair buff to that tbh

[rapid pond]

Accidental misimput i see :3

[wheat leaf]

nah intentional

[rapid pond]

He dares

[wheat leaf]

you dont know english like i know english, i wrote it

[fresh gyro]

oh btw here's another thing, the more people there are in a match the less armor they're gonna be wearing collectively

[subtle aurora]

you dont know english like I know english, I invaded it

[wheat leaf]

a soldier tier can have no helmet, no chainmail, nothing. yet a militia can have breastplate, chainmail, helmet, chains, and greaves all at once

[fresh gyro]

you can test this in freemode by increasing the people in match

[timber pilot]

willie armor in demo had way more cohesion compared to whatever the fuck this is

[swift dagger]

3rd attempt at veteran tourney or what

[timber pilot]

full leg harness but ZERO for the arms

[subtle aurora]

fr

bro skipped arm day

[timber pilot]

no gloves, no jack chains, no nothing

[rapid pond]

I mean... this willie specifically had enought money for that only i guess

[pulsar swift]

Brother defending mediocre devs calling my hairline receded

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[wheat leaf]

brother aint denying his hairline receded

[fresh gyro]

he does have a hauberk

[timber pilot]

but no standart

[subtle aurora]

big buff willie vs 5 twinky unarmored willies

[rapid pond]

Hairline ? Shit goes so far back it hit an overflow nimber amd diseapeared

[timber pilot]

they gen allergic to bevors and standarts im crine 😭

[swift dagger]

Man at Arms now

Les go

[subtle aurora]

unarmored willie with a baton obliterated 5 soldiers

[subtle aurora]

bet imma fight 5 man at arms

[timber pilot]

these are NOT militias

[swift dagger]

45 souls seek revenge

[swift dagger]

I'm fried if I die

[wheat leaf]

nah bro i did 195 you coolin

they all got uncovered necks and faces so just go for the throat every time

[fresh gyro]

The ghouls not having bevors or armets is actually intentional

[sharp thunder]

custom bar icon

adding new icons for all weapons

[fresh gyro]

cuz otherwise, they can't bite

[wheat leaf]

Makes sense since they all bite

Exaaaactly

[subtle aurora]

after a day of baton shenanigans i prob got 60

[tough hollow]

DEI

[fast bramble]

Pro-tip for if you get stuck in the abyss with a bajillion zombies: alt+f4 saves your progress

Kill a few, alt+f4, load in again and it'll show you however many zombies you have left to go

[subtle aurora]

what the actual fuck

[rose void]

On the tech demo, if you choose a loadout and then do the same thing you can use the same loadout in the beggar tier

You js have to push no buttons but play when loading in

[subtle aurora]

beat 5 man at arms

HOW DO I ONLY HAVE TO FACE 13

AFTER KILLING HUNDREDS

[rose void]

Did they fully die?

[subtle aurora]

yes

like

[tough hollow]

DWAAAAAAAAA

[subtle aurora]

I hit them on the head 20x each

[rose void]

Wow

Brother you need sleep yo

[swift dagger]

How does one put on vambrace

[tough hollow]

e

[rapid pond]

Use an arming doublet whithout chains

Not a doublet

SPECIFICALLY arming doublet

[subtle aurora]

bros strongest slash versus one-handed casual parry

[fresh gyro]

with?

[sharp thunder]

guns controller support

[subtle aurora]

baton

[fresh gyro]

how much does it weigh

[subtle aurora]

like idk

1kg or sum

[fresh gyro]

that explains it

low weight blunt weapons generally don't kill people unless you go out of your way to do it

[wheat leaf]

idk man i made a baton too and even at 700 grams it fucks

[subtle aurora]

lol

[silk spire]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angel-homelander-tung-6JOfyEpuJH3ep9kUvJ

[subtle aurora]

lowk tho in a matter of hours ive went from being a noob to a pretty skilled weapon user

[silk spire]

bro

take a break

😭

[tough hollow]

saswa

[subtle aurora]

anything to master the art of swordsmanship

[wheat leaf]

bobna vlu daswa?

[wheat leaf]

you got soft hands brother, you aint never heard of a 8 hour shift

[subtle aurora]

ong

[prisma stag]

You probably picked a commoner fight, the higher rank fights are at the bottom.

[subtle aurora]

yall r scared of injuries so you wear chainmail and armor

[timber pilot]

free mode
5 veterans

[subtle aurora]

injuries are scared of me so I only wear gauntlets

[wheat leaf]

you got greaves on, poser

[fresh gyro]

guy that wears sabatons and nothing else

[subtle aurora]

those are to protect my leg hairs

cuh im protecting everything that AINT important 😭

dont ask why my guy looks high

[silk spire]

yall play with armor?

crazy

[subtle aurora]

gng I 1v5'd knights with only that armor in the ss and also only a baton

[wheat leaf]

lowk im with you though greaves are one of the few things i almost only wear, on account of how polearm users tend to just hold it on your legs and do damage for no reason

[subtle aurora]

and I won

[silk spire]

thats easy

[subtle aurora]

fr

[subtle aurora]

on minimum damage

with helmets

[silk spire]

thats easy

[subtle aurora]

😐

its easy but takes years

[silk spire]

i can do it now

[subtle aurora]

me too

start at XX:53 time

and last one to post screenshot of bodies littered loses

[silk spire]

ill screenshare mine

in vc

[subtle aurora]

@silk spire ready?

bet

im too laggy so I cant

[subtle aurora]

go

[wheat leaf]

joining as ref

[silk spire]

js a sec

[wheat leaf]

why your game got like the movie mexico filter

its all orange n shit

[silk spire]

reshade

[wheat leaf]

typical

[silk spire]

i cant stream

[subtle aurora]

k

[silk spire]

im lagging super hard

[subtle aurora]

wait

[silk spire]

😭

[subtle aurora]

start in a min

first one to post victory pic wins

[silk spire]

alr

5 knigrs?

[subtle aurora]

on minimum damage vs 5 knights

[tough hollow]

boiii js play dat game

[silk spire]

knights

[subtle aurora]

yh

[silk spire]

aight

im ready

[subtle aurora]

start at xx:56

[wheat leaf]

5 nights? 😨

at freddy fivebears?

[subtle aurora]

start in 1 min

[wheat leaf]

lowk why havent modders added freddy fivebear yet, this is getting ridiculous

[subtle aurora]

wait

[past kestrel]

one day, my naturally buff willie will reach 200KG in muscle mass!

[wicked depot]

Willie fixated on stealing my buckler

[subtle aurora]

gangrene u say when to start

@silk spire

[wheat leaf]

start

[silk spire]

ye

[wheat leaf]

idk about yalls timezones, but its kinda freaky you fighting five knights at five fifty five

[silk spire]

done

[tough hollow]

five freaky nights at halfsword

[swift dagger]

I am almost clad in armor

[wheat leaf]

its no coincidence that willie is short for william. aka... william afton.....

[silk spire]

why my knights look like militias

😭

[wheat leaf]

im saying dude the tiers are so hobshwaggled in ea

[tough hollow]

willie budget cuts okay

[subtle aurora]

doesnt look much like a baton imma be real

[silk spire]

i forgot to tell u im using the demo sword

[subtle aurora]

alr bet ill also use that then

[silk spire]

aight

re match

[swift dagger]

Thy suits of armor doth become queer upon nightfall

[soft osprey]

What an incredible word

[subtle aurora]

start at XX:59

[silk spire]

aighjt

[tough hollow]

well i hate that word

and i think it stinks

[wheat leaf]

thats why yo belly bounce when you walk downstairs

[soft osprey]

U r dumb

And

[tough hollow]

thats why yo booty jiggle when u fart

[soft osprey]

Smelly

[wheat leaf]

IS NOT

[shell forge]

Oh shit, is that OG Willie but Champion-sized?

[tough hollow]

yes ot

[subtle aurora]

wait

[tough hollow]

idot

[subtle aurora]

should I turn gore on?

I dont have it on

[silk spire]

if you want

[subtle aurora]

k

[wheat leaf]

talk to me when you change your diaper, stiupd head

[tough hollow]

how about you talk to me when you get rid of your fupa dumb dumb

[subtle aurora]

done

wait thats only the selection screen

[silk spire]

we started?

i had no idea

[wheat leaf]

bitches loooove the fupa

[silk spire]

😭

[subtle aurora]

i said XX:59

bru

[silk spire]

mb son

[subtle aurora]

ykw gangrene tell us when to start

[tough hollow]

no niot

liar

[wheat leaf]

i beat yalls challenge in 3 seconds bro ts easy

[tough hollow]

pant of ifre

[subtle aurora]

LO

[cold gull]

the only thing that i wish was in the ea is the abyss gamemode (progression in abyss with passive regen)
and level up boss fights

other than that i love it

[wheat leaf]

my pants are fire, i got them dang morning dawn long jawns

[subtle aurora]

gangreen

when do we start

[wheat leaf]

you will start

in

[tough hollow]

NOW

[wheat leaf]

a matter of time

[subtle aurora]

yay

[wheat leaf]

of which i will decide in the following moments

[subtle aurora]

which shall be when, sir gangrenous the wise?

[wheat leaf]

well

to decide that

we must first consider several factors

[subtle aurora]

@silk spire gather around to observe his immeasurable wisdom

[silk spire]

im waiting

[wheat leaf]

are both parties ready?

[silk spire]

yes

[subtle aurora]

I am currently prepared for this encounter.

[wheat leaf]

well

then with that information that has been acquired and proven by both parties

NOW

[silk spire]

GO

[tired gull]

i really wish that every weapon was available in freeplay

[wheat leaf]

just insure it

[tired gull]

well i wanna get a bow or a crossbow, but i suck so i cant even get one to begin with ☹️

[silk spire]

@subtle aurora

DON

[wheat leaf]

well there arent any bows so your outa luck there, the crossbow spawns most often in the forest

[silk spire]

most often?

it only spawns in the forest

nowhere else

[wheat leaf]

oh ok

[silk spire]

adn in the shop

i think

[tough hollow]

NPNPNP\

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

[subtle aurora]

gg

[tired gull]

how do you get there?

[subtle aurora]

there were 3 ppl with the spiked sticks

[silk spire]

demo sword is so good holy

[subtle aurora]

and 2 with shields and swords

[wheat leaf]

aight lemme do some understanding, where are you at in the game rn

[subtle aurora]

now do it with the baton

[wheat leaf]

like what tier of progression

[subtle aurora]

on 1/3 damage

[silk spire]

that shit is prolly ass bro

[tired gull]

prolly just the starting areas of cellar and slums

[subtle aurora]

step into my realm of fighting

[subtle aurora]

its OP

[silk spire]

ion wanna do a baton bro

[subtle aurora]

then you forfeit

ez

!!

[silk spire]

whatever son

[wheat leaf]

gotcha, so you wanna just keep playing and progress through those areas, then youll get a tourney fight to move up tiers, once your at either T3-T4 you get the forest map, where it spawns by the carts youll see in the middle

once you got it, just insure it with the merchant and you have it forever

[tough hollow]

chatgot resoibd]

[subtle aurora]

the fuck is resoibd]??

[tough hollow]

rpeosnd

respnd

[tired gull]

im so bad at turneys man idk how to make it all the way through them

[tough hollow]

repondse

responde

[subtle aurora]

.

[tough hollow]

response

[subtle aurora]

only took you 5 tries

[tired gull]

give up

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1506388511564107978/IMG_4733.gif

[wheat leaf]

if you wanna cheese it you can just turn your damage all the way down

[subtle aurora]

clueless beggars vs john baton

[silk spire]

beggar wwins

[tired gull]

dang good call. but nah if its just a skill issue- "if at first you dont succeed-"

[silk spire]

are you sure?

[wheat leaf]

my advice is try to get a good long weapon, and just focus on keeping distance, or even if its fists just backpedal until the right moment and clock them

[restive barn]

h

[tough hollow]

i

[swift dagger]

The NPCs are kinda idiots

[silk spire]

yooo guy from fortnite

❤️‍🩹

[subtle aurora]

I may like batons a bit

[tough hollow]

would u sell ur soul to epic fro 450 vbux

[restive barn]

...

[swift dagger]

STOP RESISTING

[restive barn]

.......

[tired gull]

are... are you sure? are you sure? SEASALT! I NEED YOU SEASALT! WHERE IS OMNI MAN? WHERE IS HE? protein tubes... with that white sauce. MY ENTIRE GODDAMN SKELETON DICKHEAD! are you sure?

[restive barn]

DOWNLOAD MY FUCKING TANK MOD

[silk spire]

i n eed you sea salt

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357

[silk spire]

😢

[restive barn]

47 DOWNLOADS

47 FUCKING DOWNLOADS

[tough hollow]

sunny days when

[tired gull]

i eated sea salt

[restive barn]

THAT'S PATHETIC

LAUGHABLE

[silk spire]

open the window sea salt

[restive barn]

FOR A MOD THAT HAS BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT

FOR NEARLY 5 MONTHS

[tough hollow]

imagine 47 people coming up to you in the park and tickling your feet

be grateful

[subtle aurora]

GIVE ME A BATON SEA SALT

[wheat leaf]

tbf, it IS a tank in the last game youd expect a tank

its like a Trex mod for solitaire

[restive barn]

this is the last game you'd expect a gun too

and arquebuses are also to be expected

and they got less download than modder catboy's gock

[subtle aurora]

bystanders watch half-naked drunken man smack a beggar full force with his baton

[wheat leaf]

ill take some gock in halfsword 🤤

[tough hollow]

this inst people playground workshop

[restive barn]

💀

[fresh gyro]

it's been a day man

[tough hollow]

das lowk sus doe

[prime quiver]

yall lmk if you fw this

[restive barn]

it's been 5 hours since this was release d and already 146 downloads

[tough hollow]

ion fw this

[silk spire]

i fw this

[prime quiver]

fym ouu shii

[fresh gyro]

just wait

[subtle aurora]

evil drunken man fights crowd after being saucy with their harlot wives

[restive barn]

buddy

[tough hollow]

did he get saucy with the croud also

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357 yes ts is my mod download it

[swift dagger]

Sir get down! Sir get down!

[prime quiver]

yo i got a really specific mod request

[tough hollow]

chrome when he gets told to be patient

[prime quiver]

ill pay you 30 bucks if you make it

[sharp thunder]

i am here

whats up chat

[prime quiver]

can you make a mod that with a keybind you can break the neck of a willie from any holding position

[restive barn]

buddy the 2nd amendment mod got 146 downloads in 5 hours

mine got 37 in 17 hours

[tough hollow]

okay

good for you

[restive barn]

hi modder catboy

[prime quiver]

@restive barn chrome ur my goat 🙏 willie kneck snapping mod please

[restive barn]

can u genuinely tell me why tank mod has 37 downloads

[restive barn]

buddy you don't even know me probably

[prime quiver]

i know your mods

[sharp thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1506388511564107978/IMG_4733.gif

[fresh gyro]

you should be glad it got any

[restive barn]

it's a fucking tank mod i expect it to get at least 100 downloads in a day

[fresh gyro]

there are so many mods with 0 downloads on these sites

[subtle aurora]

crowd silenced, +5 wives and 4 pfennings

[tough hollow]

dont worry ill get my 2 nexus alts to download your mod

[dreamy sequoia]

I guess not as many folks were interested in half tank as expected

[prime quiver]

idk tanks are too complex for half sword even though its an amazing mod i give you that and its goated people like hand to hand combat in the end thats why they downloaded half sword

[dreamy sequoia]

I downloaded it twice btw

[restive barn]

it's a tank mod that i spend 5 months on it'll be weird if it gets 37 downloads which it did for some fucking reason and the 2nd amendment overhere has 146 WHOLE DOWNLAODS FOR SOME NGFULINGCM DFJ R E(){ASPONFDF

f "POIJOIP"F G IOJEPK O":
L KG

[subtle aurora]

alr ill download it send link

[restive barn]

EWHAT THE FUCK

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357

[prime quiver]

@restive barn ill give you 30 bucks for a kneck snapping mod

[dreamy sequoia]

I havent downloaded the 2nd amendment. Not into guns

[tough hollow]

gay

[restive barn]

i know

[prime quiver]

idk you dont have to but i think that addition would be amazing

[wheat leaf]

maybe if you had your priorities straight and were working on adding fortnite AR people would download your mods

[prime quiver]

imagine like a quick time event to snap their knecks or choke them out

[restive barn]

fym

[tough hollow]

make fortnite weapons = 1999 downloads

[subtle aurora]

holy shit the mod takes up half of my remaining storage space

[prime quiver]

use gamma it makes the photos goated

[restive barn]

it's 100 mb it cannot be that bad

2nd amendment is twice as big and twice as fucking ass

[subtle aurora]

my storage is that bad

trust me

[silk spire]

nah

[subtle aurora]

dont even have it

[prime quiver]

half...? like Half sword?

[rose void]

Tbf, from my perspective anyway, why would the average player want a modern day tank in a medieval game?

[dreamy sequoia]

Go buy an 8gb flash drive for $2

[rose void]

No hate tho

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[wheat leaf]

Like you coulda been working on adding a gold double pump but you doin this

[subtle aurora]

MAHORAGA VIOLATE HIS CIVIL RIGHTS BY ADAPTING TO THE LAW

[subtle aurora]

bro add a willy peelie skin instead it will hit headlines

[dreamy sequoia]

Fix broken wrists and you'll have 500k downloads.

[prime quiver]

chrome you should do a mod competition with smitor and the other chud that makes guns that you cant use with hse

[dreamy sequoia]

Mod in extra muscle mass gained per swing and thstll get downloaded big time too.

[prime quiver]

or just make a better enhancer i feel like the bar is set so low

like you should make the meteor client of half sword

[dreamy sequoia]

Release spellbook, thatll get downloads too. I'd actually use that one.

[silk spire]

make doom in halfsword

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes

[restive barn]

why do so many people want spellbook it's not even that good

[fast bramble]

We need NPCs with guns

And more map mods

[restive barn]

this i can do

[dreamy sequoia]

Because its medieval fantasy style.

Its like having a pet dragon

Who tf doesn't want that.

[fast bramble]

I will further recommend your mods if you do this

[dreamy sequoia]

Baron buddy spawner is another one that would get downloads, if its a simple install.

[subtle aurora]

breaking news man with 8 harlots invades the holy roman empire, slaves sent to deal with it!!!!

[dreamy sequoia]

Abyss souls remaining counter is one almost EVERYONE would download.

[fast bramble]

I haven't dabbled much with the Half Sword Enhancer in EA but in previous versions you could spawn specific bosses and set them to your team, are you not able to do that with Baron?

[subtle aurora]

kinda like mercs

[dreamy sequoia]

Im ngl, I use ue4ss not hse, I wouldn't have a clue if its possible.

Im just going by the zombie spawner as a spawner reference

[fast bramble]

Ahh no worries, I use UE4SS too just because it's what I had installed first and it works when I press the Half Sword button in Steam

[restive barn]

baron is not seperate bp

[soft osprey]

Listen bud what you think doesnt matter, give the people what they want

[dreamy sequoia]

We want abyss souls remaining counter, spellbook, and baron buddy spawner

And whatever moai says cause his ideas are fucking gold

[subtle aurora]

add invisible slashes

[fast bramble]

I'm gonna dial up the rude a bit and

"Why don't I get more mod downloads?" doesn't release the mods people want

[subtle aurora]

I suggested an anchor earlier

[silk spire]

poor guy didnt even realize yet

[subtle aurora]

gangrene can confirm it was fucking peak

[dreamy sequoia]

Anchor launcher sounds epic

[wheat leaf]

If you added gout I think it’d get a lot of downloads

[restive barn]

genuinely tho why would people not want half tank

[subtle aurora]

no I mean like

a literal anchor

[restive barn]

it's a tank

[subtle aurora]

as a weapon

[fast bramble]

I've downloaded it but I haven't tried it yet

[restive barn]

do y'all want spellbook magic is that cooler for y'all

[dreamy sequoia]

Sounds good to me.

[fast bramble]

I'm gonna try the tank

[subtle aurora]

prob

[dreamy sequoia]

Its complex to install and use, thats why im not. I can't use that many binds

[sharp orchid]

is the new strat to get chrome to release mods ragebaiting him into doing it

[subtle aurora]

💀💀

[dreamy sequoia]

Im trying to stop him raging 😭

[fast bramble]

Is + and - the numpad buttons or the ones next to backspace?

[restive barn]

no the ones next to number keys

[fast bramble]

RIP

I don't have a numpad on my keyboard

[restive barn]

not numpad

[fast bramble]

Oh

[restive barn]

i don't have a numpad either yk

[fast bramble]

The other numbers

[sharp orchid]

shouldnt they both work?

[subtle aurora]

imma be real nobody is reaching across the keyboard just to aim 😭

[restive barn]

BUDDY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE WITH WASD

[fast bramble]

Not usually in my experience, pretty sure they're considered different keys even though they're both the same number

[stuck epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-stan-twitter-moon-emoji-ugly-gif-9967174732479680736

[sharp orchid]

hmm

[fast bramble]

Luke is pondering

[sharp orchid]

dismemberment tutorial when

[restive barn]

luke my fucking tank mod got under 50 downloads while 2nd amendment got 140 downloads this is ridiculous

[subtle aurora]

the keys are massively different to the common half sword controls, so obviously people find it difficult

[fast bramble]

2nd Amendment was cool until I realised it broke all my smoke effects and some other particles

[restive barn]

move those hands over to ijkl and start moving like that

[subtle aurora]

.

[wheat leaf]

If you gave the tank cat ears I bet it would get more downloads

[restive barn]

you don't need wasd in tank mod

[subtle aurora]

gng just make it wasd its way easier

[restive barn]

and make it overwrite player movement?

[fast bramble]

I'm scared

[dreamy sequoia]

It goes boom too.