halfsword-chat-⚔

[fast bramble]

Every single game I've played that has mods and gets updates, the mods generally break every update

[silk spire]

oh gg

[fast bramble]

And then the community flips shit

[silk spire]

💔

[subtle aurora]

found random sword, looks like some toy sword LOL

[silk spire]

i hope the updates this month

[fast bramble]

Yeah like one of the main complaints has been the wrists, and that's gonna cook all the weapon mods at minimum

[silk spire]

or early in the next one

[quasi gazelle]

I died

[fast bramble]

We all hope it is soon

But at least they're finally saying things like "Man we could do better at communication"

[silk spire]

i honestly wish they take theyre time

yeah crazy ik

[subtle aurora]

@silk spire even tho I put the modded save file in, the real save file still pops up

[fast bramble]

At this point with the mods coming out I'm in no rush to see what's next

[subtle aurora]

what do I do about that

[silk spire]

im fine with how ea is rn

[subtle aurora]

also it didnt even apply

[fast bramble]

I need to figure out how to make a helmet remover mod like the anti-shield one or the swords-only one, though

Most of my crashes are because I knocked someone's helmet off

[silk spire]

can you ss where you are in

in the folders

[subtle aurora]

in the savegames section

[silk spire]

theres rhe problem

extract the folder

[subtle aurora]

which folder

[silk spire]

the save file

[subtle aurora]

done

what do I do now

[silk spire]

open it and replace the gameprogress.sav file with your current one

[subtle aurora]

wait open what

im sped 🔥

[silk spire]

the save file

[sharp thunder]

the file you downloaded is a zipped folder you have to extract it

[silk spire]

yeah he extracted it

[sharp thunder]

o

based

[silk spire]

w speed

[sharp thunder]

tel aviv impressed

[wooden socket]

im doing a little unarmed challenge with damage to npc all the way up

[subtle aurora]

may the mods strike me down, im slow

yeah @silk spire I pasted the save file to replace the game save thing

and it still wont work

big brain

[restive barn]

every time i see genius say shit like this i get reminded that he isn't modder catboy despite his pfp

[quasi gazelle]

uhh I insured the tank spawner from chromes mod and I can't find it in my inventory anymore

[restive barn]

i like saying bullshit like this

[fast bramble]

You ever just like double click the continue button and since it's placed right where the quit button is, immediately close the game?

[restive barn]

yep

[quasi gazelle]

yes

[silk spire]

ss

what you pasted in

[restive barn]

wtf even is this anyway

[fast bramble]

Yeah it just happened to me and I wanted to be upset about it

[fast bramble]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/481510/Night_in_the_Woods/

[quasi gazelle]

It's from a game

[wooden socket]

this is a bit problematic

[fast bramble]

Yeah that's gonna launch you

[restive barn]

so you're telling me genius isn't modder catboy 😔

[fast bramble]

No they're modder catgirl

[restive barn]

@sharp thunder what do you think of this

[subtle aurora]

pasted that from the save file

[silk spire]

gg son

💔

[subtle aurora]

wut

i got 500 iq

trust

[brittle onyx]

How do I get the updated demo?

[silk spire]

get the updated demo

[quasi gazelle]

wtf

[subtle aurora]

wym demo

[quasi gazelle]

I thought it was a dude the whole

time

[fast bramble]

Very gender neutral design, though kinda tomboy-ish

[restive barn]

so genius is woman 🤔

[silk spire]

not u son

[subtle aurora]

o

[fast bramble]

At least the pfp is

[subtle aurora]

u see 500 iq

😎

[restive barn]

i have so many fucking jokes in my head that i can't say without getting banned

[silk spire]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-dennis-feels-the-aura-aura-duke-aura-farm-gif-12250327613032664645

[restive barn]

it's frine me bro

[thorn sparrow]

ScamSword

[restive barn]

dork

get it

dirk

dork

[past kestrel]

yo i tried changing the height of my character through the save file

[thorn sparrow]

yeah i paid 30$ for this

[fast bramble]

Wdym I'm already playing the update

[past kestrel]

idk how to change it, its still at normal height

[thorn sparrow]

the devs are cringe

and losers

and money stealers

[subtle aurora]

uh @silk spire I got the thing in but im only 87kg instead of 110

[fast bramble]

There's two weights

[restive barn]

is this modder catgirl's mod

[silk spire]

i somehow got 110

[fast bramble]

Listen it has a pointy thing and it's like the only gun mod that somewhat aims properly

[subtle aurora]

wait ill restart the game and see if it changes

[fast bramble]

Besides the pistols

[restive barn]

rifle aims properly too

and arquebus

and my upcoming shotgun

[thorn sparrow]

No Updates

[restive barn]

• it's made by modder cartgirl

[thorn sparrow]

the game has no updates

[fast bramble]

Arquebus turned into a grey mess for me at some point for some reason

[thorn sparrow]

this game has no updates

[restive barn]

yeah true

[thorn sparrow]

people paid 30$

for no updates

[restive barn]

gimme a sec lemme update it

[thorn sparrow]

for a fake EA

30$ for a fake EA

[subtle aurora]

im only 110 in free play

[thorn sparrow]

they should be suied

[restive barn]

it's incompatibility errors anyway

[brittle onyx]

Igh

[restive barn]

and u can fix by disabling all other pak mods

[thorn sparrow]

Half Sword should be sued

[silk spire]

ye freeplay

[past kestrel]

yo how do i successfully change the height of my character

[restive barn]

show me what you're doing rn

[past kestrel]

directly changing height value

[past kestrel]

thats all im doing

[restive barn]

should work

[past kestrel]

thing is its still not happening

[restive barn]

press save and put the save file in the location

BE SURE TO RENAME THE SAVE FILE TO GameProgress.sav

[thorn sparrow]

all lies

they are lying

[past kestrel]

ohh okay

[graceful rapids]

@restive barn make PTSD mod

[thorn sparrow]

like why would i believe them

[restive barn]

dork

[thorn sparrow]

give me 1 reason to believe em

[restive barn]

well for one why the fuck would they just quit developing

the modding scene is at an all time high

the fans are hungry

[thorn sparrow]

because they are scammers?

[fast bramble]

Also the smoke from your rifle barrel looks weird and it doesn't eject bullet casings, nor has tracers

[restive barn]

the server is active most the time

[restive barn]

???

[restive barn]

i couldn't find any bullet casings at that time

again the smoke is incompatibility errors

[fast bramble]

I know I'm not really actually criticizing you lmao

[graceful rapids]

He's baiting you dawg

[fast bramble]

You're the one that made the first public gun mod for this game and for that I think the community owes you a great debt

[restive barn]

a great debt of 10000 downloads

lmao

[past kestrel]

hmmm what location..

[restive barn]

the locdation of your save file

[fast bramble]

For what it's worth I do download and install all your mods

I'm looking forward to that double barrel

[restive barn]

soon

btw do u have my tank mod yet

[graceful rapids]

Give me spell books mod

[fast bramble]

I just downloaded it but haven't installed it yet

[restive barn]

nah

[graceful rapids]

Calling John Halfsword rn

[silk spire]

it basically looked complete in artis video

🤷

[restive barn]

if you ask artiguff for it and send him this message as proof he can give u

[restive barn]

it is not

[graceful rapids]

Don't give me Hopium

[silk spire]

that shit looks peak tho

[graceful rapids]

✌️💔

[silk spire]

the mod i look forward to the most rn

[restive barn]

go hope for my fucking space exploration mod or something

[graceful rapids]

Make a mod that makes it so that if you point at any Willie and click [ it declothes them immediately

[restive barn]

i'm the best modder there is don't think spellbooks is all i can do

i can make ultrakill in half sword for all i care

that's a lie

[silk spire]

you wwont sonion

make doom in halfswword

can halfsword run doom

[graceful rapids]

Sarcasm

[restive barn]

yes

[graceful rapids]

🗣️🔥

[quasi gazelle]

what even is the trigger for zombies dying in the abyss

[sharp thunder]

[graceful rapids]

@restive barn make Vergil mod dawg what u doin 😭

[wheat leaf]

typically they die when you kill them

[restive barn]

[graceful rapids]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[quasi gazelle]

WHAT

[wheat leaf]

allegedly, its only speculation rn

[graceful rapids]

@restive barn how hard would it be to make a homelander mod?

[restive barn]

yes

[silk spire]

chrome releasing the mods he has been edging everyone with (impossible)

[fast bramble]

If you can make one that makes the Willies use guns I'll like, tell people to download your mods

[restive barn]

probably not that hard

[restive barn]

i just released tank

[quasi gazelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angel-homelander-tung-6JOfyEpuJH3ep9kUvJ

[restive barn]

i can

[graceful rapids]

Do it 💔

[silk spire]

spellbooks.

[quasi gazelle]

fuck I gotta continue reading thje boys

[restive barn]

i haven't made it yet tho

[restive barn]

Space exploration.

[graceful rapids]

Spell book has space exploration?

[silk spire]

i just made some BULLLLSHIITITTT

[fast bramble]

I'm bribing you with cold, hard, mod recommendations

[restive barn]

nah seperate mod

[silk spire]

nevermind

[graceful rapids]

Oh cool

[restive barn]

again this is half sword

[graceful rapids]

There's no shot we can land on that planet right?

[wheat leaf]

when did uranus get rings?

[restive barn]

nah we can't

[graceful rapids]

What can we do in space? What's the mod about?

[restive barn]

currently the space map is a map with 100 stars and god knows how many planets

probably over 1000

[restive barn]

just space

[fast bramble]

Everyone, download Chrome's mods. They're super cool. https://www.nexusmods.com/profile/eeee3333eeee3333eeee/mods

[restive barn]

it's quite laggy tho

[graceful rapids]

Cook my PC alive

[restive barn]

indeed

[wheat leaf]

any chance you could make a Ton-618 mod rq

[graceful rapids]

I will try out the tank mod when I have the time

[silk spire]

he can make halfsword in a day if he wanted

[restive barn]

oh buddy you have no clue what i have in store

[wheat leaf]

if a blackhole 66 billion times larger than our sun makes you say that, what in gods name do you have in store

[silk spire]

is that the unreleased gore

[restive barn]

a lot

i still have this black hole system i made a while ago

[graceful rapids]

Just add laser eyes and make a homelander suit and we are good 😭

[restive barn]

nah

[wheat leaf]

thats badass

[restive barn]

completely original head popping code

[restive barn]

yes it can suck ppl in

[silk spire]

does it take you back to halfsword 0.3

[restive barn]

no

too far away to actually delete you

[silk spire]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[restive barn]

i have more black holes than this yellow one

[wheat leaf]

even if you made it to the event horizon itd still take ages to actually get in

[silk spire]

how strong is ur pc bro

https://tenor.com/view/compedant-meme-descendant-companion-son-gif-229683454138273454

[restive barn]

it's a pretty good pc but the lensing is a shader and not simulated in real time

[silk spire]

whats your gpu

[restive barn]

obviously i don't make the black hole shaders. i buy them and add them into half sword

[restive barn]

that one

[sharp thunder]

finally i can upload clips again 😭

[restive barn]

look who the cat dragged in

[past kestrel]

im a bit too underinformed to know what save file locations are and how to place files in save locations

[silk spire]

rx 470

[restive barn]

get it

genius

catboy modder

[sharp thunder]

i just like nitw brodie 😭

also download my AK mod is better now

please

[past kestrel]

what.

[wheat leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[silk spire]

bro

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074719811264851998/1308038851750527069/watermark-2.gif

[past kestrel]

ik what i saw

[sharp thunder]

sexual harassment

im calling hr

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/wind-meme-tswasnotme-must've-been-the-wind-the-wind-gif-736968008575912714

[graceful rapids]

Wait I didn't see chat

[graceful rapids]

What happened

[sharp thunder]

chrome fantasizes about me being gay idk why

[restive barn]

😂

[wheat leaf]

i ship it

[restive barn]

⁉️

[wheat leaf]

you two perfect for each other, quit beating around the bush and kiss already

[fast bramble]

Oh is it?

I've gotta try it

[restive barn]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWEwYWJ3MnJpN3hsYWN0am0xaDIxYW1pMDJvZTNvbGNyd3k4OXJlaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fE21rdt8DLFC3eym8L/giphy.gif

[sharp thunder]

much better

[fast bramble]

Does it handle more like the M1 now?

[sharp thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-phonk-approved-meme-happy-gif-15595838102594449125

[sharp thunder]

it do

it can aim now

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-denied-rating-majed-kfoury-deny-gif-10040140845869101037

[sharp thunder]

and instead of a janky keybind for firing you hold right click to aim and press left click

[restive barn]

demo dx12 lighting probably

[wheat leaf]

damnnnnn, coldheart chrome with the denial

[sharp thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1507575732455342210/image0.gif

[fast bramble]

That's peak

[wheat leaf]

he dont know what he missing genius ❤️

[restive barn]

the "genius gay" joke actually came from this

gimme a sec

[sharp thunder]

dont send it

it was one little quiz

[restive barn]

lmao

[sharp thunder]

FAKE NEWS

[restive barn]

nonono TRUE news

[sharp thunder]

obviously a edited screenshit

[wheat leaf]

its ok bro we support you

[restive barn]

this was my result

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/primevideo-karl-urban-billy-butcher-william-G9BfAVaTTx4B3WIENf

[wheat leaf]

you bribed the test for that

[graceful rapids]

Diabolical

[restive barn]

in all seriousness i think genius is straight

i might be wrong tho

[sharp thunder]

i have 3 girlfriends

[restive barn]

three??!!

i have 0

have HAD 0 bro

how the fuck do you obtain 3

[sharp thunder]

by lying

i have 1 beuaitful wife

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-cooper-sheldon-big-bang-theory-the-big-bang-theory-bouncing-gif-1170982895609406009

[sweet nest]

whats the best way to get strength?

[restive barn]

doesn't change the fact that i have 0

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/israel-netanyahu-benjamin-Pk3ljzIDb4R0j3zpMU

[sweet nest]

boi

[restive barn]

single and ready to mingle👀

that's a lie

if you want me i do NOT want you

[wheat leaf]

at its core, just running out of stamina. my preferred method is finishing fights, and spending 2-3 full stamina cycles just beating the piss out of the corpse

[sharp thunder]

Chrome is off limits

he needs to focus on his mods

[wheat leaf]

a girlfriend, the one thing he cant mod in

[sweet nest]

will do boss 👍

[sharp thunder]

youd be surprised

[restive barn]

that's luke lmao

[sharp thunder]

found this in lukes mod btw kinda weird luke ngl 🤔

yea lol

[wheat leaf]

demon shawdi in halfsword 2026 confirmed???

[restive barn]

irl i am a nerdy idiot who excels at science class and looks forward to tests

that was probably clear from the start

[sharp thunder]

plenty of women who like that

[restive barn]

they're all larping lmao 😂

not a single woman goes near me and actually thinks "i want that dude'

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-no-limit-to-QqwajnOjzDViSEM3Xu

[restive barn]

we can be friends but nothing more

not like i want any women anyway

[swift dagger]

How do I load the crossbow I'm tweaking

[restive barn]

press r

[steady ice]

don't worry broski, im available 😘

[restive barn]

buddy what

[silk spire]

Woah

[restive barn]

i don't want men either buddy

[silk spire]

what about they them

[steady ice]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

ur loss

[restive barn]

nah

idk i think romantic relationships are a waste of time

[sharp thunder]

cant spell thaedus 😭

[restive barn]

i might just be projecting tho since i've never been one in my life and i might be salty about that

[steady ice]

https://tenor.com/view/ballin-gif-24950934

[restive barn]

i am human too

[wheat leaf]

ohhh so you just down for a freaky relationship not a romantic one

[steady ice]

type shi bro

[silk spire]

The betrayer Socrates

😭

[restive barn]

👀 maybe

[sharp thunder]

invincible target audience unfortunately

[rapid pond]

I understand tbh, ive been in both shoes, now im in a happy and healthy one, ive been taken for a fool before

Just gotta dind the right one

[silk spire]

The mf cosplaying mark said William

Ts frine me

[wheat leaf]

my man 🤝

[sharp thunder]

did he even watch the show 😭

probly not

[rapid pond]

I got a healthy/freaky and caloric relationship

I won life

[restive barn]

calorie

[rapid pond]

Willburg

[silk spire]

Season 5 in 2027 is killing me

I can’t wait

Release it now

[restive barn]

idk i'm socially inept

i mainly stay on my pc all day and talk to myself

and make up scenarios in my head

[floral iris]

i just did an abyss run where i died because i never stood up

[restive barn]

i barely interact with friends

i've dug myself into a hole

[wheat leaf]

damn we more alike than i thought

[restive barn]

and now i can't get back up

i'm too much of a nerd for my own good

[wheat leaf]

you ever considered those ai girlfriend apps?

i hear you can even have two at once

[restive barn]

No.

[sweet pollen]

yo

[wheat leaf]

[sweet pollen]

im kinda new here

[wheat leaf]

fr tho no point stressing on it, youll find someone someday just gotta always stay open minded

[restive barn]

i don't want one i wanna stay in my room and mod games

until i turn 18

then i'll use my nerd powers

[wheat leaf]

oh fuck you aint even 18? shiet dude yeah absolutely keep doing your thing dont worry about it at all

you got time

[restive barn]

did you think i was 32 with a wife and kids

maybe not with a wife and kids but

32 with a job at nasa

[wheat leaf]

you give strong 22-24 vibes

most people with your modding intelligence ive met are at least 20

[restive barn]

actually did you think i was 32 with a job at nasa or 32 and unemployed

[restive barn]

i'm probably younger than you are

[bold jacinth]

i thought that you were chrome334

[wheat leaf]

you are lol im 20

[sweet pollen]

why is there a tank in your game

[crystal sandal]

is the game dead?

[restive barn]

oh definitely then

[restive barn]

i am modder

[bold jacinth]

FOR THE 550TH TIME, NO!

[sweet pollen]

lol

[bold jacinth]

the updates are in large swabs and the dev team is small

[fast bramble]

If you need new content in the meantime get mods

[bold jacinth]

as soon as the update is done

the pr team will yell from the hills

[sweet pollen]

im still stuck in demo 😮‍💨

[crystal sandal]

how do i install the mods and use them

[restive barn]

half sword is basically unplayable without mods

[bold jacinth]

??

[restive barn]

yes

[fast bramble]

Each mod usually has install instructions in the description but usually it's just drag and drop

[wheat leaf]

chances are they saw the backlash from EA's underdeveloped launch and realized they should take time and do quality work

[restive barn]

armor too weeak

[bold jacinth]

ive been playing this unmodded for months

[restive barn]

yaawn

[bold jacinth]

i love it

[crystal sandal]

i mean like how to play mod maps and use mod weapons and stuff like that

[restive barn]

btw genuinely what made you think i was 22-24

[bold jacinth]

also this hoe is a lethal weapon of destruction

[restive barn]

"peasant's poleaxe"

[fast bramble]

You'll have to get UE4SS to access the console, and edit the weapons into your saves. The mods that use those have the instructions for those in their descriptions

[bold jacinth]

imo much easier cuts and its lighter

[wheat leaf]

not sure exactly, you just got a chill vibe about you and seem fairly mature, and like i said most people ive met with the skills you have are typically adults

[crystal sandal]

but cant you just spawn the weapons with a mod menu?

[restive barn]

i think i am just really autistic

ngl

i have 809432804328098309 useless skills

[wheat leaf]

i fw any branch of autism that isnt my little pony, you are coolin bro

[restive barn]

i can make music, mod games, draw, code, etc

but like

i'm not masterful in any of them

[restive barn]

i'm genuinely not sure if im on the spectrum

[sweet pollen]

any mods for demo ??

[restive barn]

holy shit how old do ppl think i am

everybody here thinks im 32 with a wife and kids and a happy job at nasa

[bold jacinth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/golf-swing-28

[wheat leaf]

thats the tricky part cause getting a diagnosis after childhood is a super lengthy expensive process so the vast majority of ppl just kinda assume cause they exhibit traits, but its nothing to hold yourself down by, historically im pretty confident most of the cool people were autistic even if we didnt know it

[restive barn]

should i made a golf club lmao

[bold jacinth]

49 with a cubicle job at DARPA with 3 divorced and a six figure salary

[wheat leaf]

lookin like the dad from coraline

[bold jacinth]

fuck im stuck in camera mode

[restive barn]

people assume im old

idk why

i think it's a good thing nobody knows anything about me

and every assumption people have about me is wrong

like did y'all know im chinese

exactly

[wheat leaf]

figured

[bold jacinth]

yung sheldon

fuck im actually stuck in camera mode. i cant witness this beautiful cut

[restive barn]

i lowkey am more of a nerd than young sheldon

i don't act the part

but for gods sake i make languages in my free time

[wheat leaf]

thank god, young sheldon is a prick lowkey

[bold jacinth]

you most definitely have auitms

autism

jesus

[restive barn]

splitscreen

[restive barn]

i'm super social and outgoing

until im not

[restive barn]

is this tuff in chrome334land

[bold jacinth]

that sounds like autism or some variation

[wheat leaf]

how do i say fortnite in this language

[restive barn]

can't

not finished enough

[wheat leaf]

broken language

scrap it, cant even say fortnite

[restive barn]

all i got are the numbers and these words

i have a more finished language tho

[wheat leaf]

how many languages you got??

[bold jacinth]

autism

[bold jacinth]

autism

[restive barn]

like 5

[wheat leaf]

you bilingual with languages that dont exist yet

[vital perch]

@restive barn i need da 30 second loop

[restive barn]

i know

not done

[vital perch]

so where is it

[restive barn]

not done

[vital perch]

it'd take you like 10 mins max

[onyx moon]

is that not just old hungarian

[restive barn]

some emoji hieroglyphics

[restive barn]

no

wrong

similar writing systems tho

more emoji hieroglyphics

say i'm really smart

tell me im really smart

😂

[bold jacinth]

is the j pronounced like an english j or is it a y

junus or yunus

[restive barn]

it's a y

ipa is j

most of the pronunciations are ipa

all of the pronunciations are ipa

the big X is pronounced as uvular fricative so like german Bach

the ch

[wheat leaf]

ipa?

[restive barn]

the "y" is pronounced like the u with umlaut

[restive barn]

international phonetic alphabet

not india pale ale

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-movie-gif-14288788

IPAAAA

[restive barn]

??

[wheat leaf]

you aint seen that simpsons episode?

[restive barn]

no

as stated before i am not 32 with a wife and kids

[wheat leaf]

that old grampa starts geeking out about ipa and screaming at everyone so they roll him up in the carpet and drive away

yknow, simpsons stuff

[sharp orchid]

You are 3

[bold jacinth]

Heloog, ε aty Autism Mcwingnut. E’ vor van estel United States

its from mine, svevstala, i made it a year ago for something. its mostly swedish, german, and loosely dutch but some words i just made up

[restive barn]

??

[restive barn]

wrong

but genuinely how old do u think i am

[sharp orchid]

Im never wrong

[bold jacinth]

read text below it

[sharp orchid]

Like my age

[bold jacinth]

i provided context

[fervent folio]

i am 32 with no wife and kids

however at times I am 32 with a wife and kids

it depends if ive captured a family

or not

[restive barn]

is it a conlang

[restive barn]

no MY age

how old do u think I am

[sharp orchid]

Yeah thats what i said

[wheat leaf]

depends if she lets me back in the house

[fervent folio]

[bold jacinth]

yes and no

[sharp orchid]

Like id say you're about my age

[tough hollow]

Are you 45

[restive barn]

no

[restive barn]

which is

[tough hollow]

46?

[sharp orchid]

3

[fervent folio]

well youre on the halfsword discord on a sautrday afternoon so ur at least lonely years old

[restive barn]

im actually 59

im from texas

[restive barn]

i go out hunting every tuesday

[buoyant ravine]

"Do you have experience with flying a plane?" "No..." "YOU'RE HIRED!"

[sharp orchid]

Do you have a wife named gertrude

[wheat leaf]

damn, the only person older than moai

by 2 years

[restive barn]

no. bertrude.

[bold jacinth]

45% of it is conlang however it was developed for a series of fantasy settings and each time i used it i absorbed interesting words from other languages my friends had made and they based theirs on other cultures so i incidentally kind of naturally evolved i

[restive barn]

be deadass

[restive barn]

can i see the conlang doc

[sharp orchid]

Nah like 16-17 id say

[restive barn]

WRONG baa baaa

wrong buzzer

[fervent folio]

do you ever feel....

like a plastic bag....

[sharp orchid]

So ur 3 then

I was right

[restive barn]

no. 4

[bold jacinth]

is it more of a simple sentence guide and is not actually anything useful

also in a bit

[fervent folio]

https://tenor.com/view/firework-katy-perry-fireworks-boobs-케이티-gif-9494275

[restive barn]

nnnnnnnnnn

[bold jacinth]

doing something rn

[wheat leaf]

15 born september 22rd

[sharp orchid]

Makes sense

[sharp orchid]

1302

[bold jacinth]

why are you not doctor yet

talk to me when doctor

[fervent folio]

@restive barn im gonna remote view your house

I CAN SEEEE

I CANSEEEE

cactus

and

jim beam bottle collection

AND

DOILLEE CURTAINS

if i got all three

you have to tell me

[restive barn]

no

[wheat leaf]

and a sunfaded green Geo Metro in the front yard

[restive barn]

wrong

[fervent folio]

ok i cant remote view someone else try now

disappointing but i will accept 🙁

NO POWERS

[restive barn]

nah i don't live in china

wrong 2.0

[fervent folio]

i am very high and the contrast of the red and white

[sharp orchid]

What china will look like in 2013 🔥 🔥

[fervent folio]

is just rough on this HDR monitor

jfc

scary

[wheat leaf]

these ai sure are dangerous

[fervent folio]

is this chat too scary at 12 on a saturday lmao

[bold jacinth]

the homunculus i keep in my chamber to cast spells at people i dont like

[rotund shadow]

seems like alot of people

time for a shameless plug

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/354?tab=description

[fervent folio]

do you guys ever miss the demo swordplay

[wheat leaf]

every day

[rotund shadow]

constantly

but yknow some good things come from the new thing

like better one hand sword play

[fervent folio]

I had it down PAT lol like I felt IN CONTROL

I knew where that sword was goin

[wheat leaf]

1h weapons handling is the only thing objectively improved from demo

[fervent folio]

yes 1000%

1h maces too lol

[wheat leaf]

have you got immersive combat mod?

[restive barn]

i can do that too

[fervent folio]

No I haven't modded yet, I beat baron 20 times and I felt sad

[sharp orchid]

Shits fire

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357

[onyx moon]

what the hell

[wheat leaf]

bro, if you liked demo swordplay get immersive combat. it removes autoparry and makes it actually worthwhile to try defending

[sharp orchid]

Need to finish my modpack to plug it here 😔

[wheat leaf]

you regain control of where the blade is going

[onyx moon]

all we need now is the gta tank

i forogt what its called

[fervent folio]

OMG OK

I hate the fucking autoparry dude

[onyx moon]

khanjali in half sword

[restive barn]

yeah i should lowk make more vehicles

[rotund shadow]

thanks man, 50 percent of it is from yer help

[fervent folio]

It's a damn shame Mount and Blade Bannerlord 2 didn't do what it promised to us

[onyx moon]

imagine some crazy dude somehow makes the

antonov

[wheat leaf]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/337?tab=description

[fervent folio]

WHATS THE DEVS EXCUSE THERE IS NONE THANK YOU

i have ibs-c and i just shit this so good

[wheat leaf]

i think the autoparry exists exclusively for the AI's benefit but they just didnt remove it for people

[rotund shadow]

this mod is actually goated

auto parry gone is phenomenal

[onyx moon]

i felt that in my back

[wheat leaf]

just being able to hold binds is something that was basically impossible before cause autoparry just forces you out of it, but now i can just hold a enemies weapon and move around freely

[onyx moon]

@white frost

[subtle aurora]

best way to parry a weapon with gauntlets is just to punch it

trust

[restive barn]

boo

song i made for autumn's roblox game

[wheat leaf]

essentially what im trying to do lol

[subtle aurora]

xd

bro

1v5'ing in free mode is very fun

I legit just crushed a guys neck by kicking his side and then having my foot land on his neck when hes on the ground

not even kick his neck

[onyx moon]

uhh ok

[uneven jolt]

dang not even half a mill itll go quickkkk

[mighty steppe]

dead game? the devs are trying something at least?

[white frost]

ow

[bold pendant]

How do you have such good control?

[wheat leaf]

low mouse sens, immersive combat mod, and too many hours in this game

[fallen glacier]

Oh shit wtf they actually released a big examina update the other day?

[mighty steppe]

❤️

[wheat leaf]

if only they just copy pasted that to this server

[white frost]

in a nutshell they basically said "were not dead"

[restive barn]

if only they put it in announcements

ill go sleep now

2 am

[wheat leaf]

sleep child

[wheat leaf]

oh and also for every good clip i post theres at least 2-3 fights that go like this instead lol

many many hours of what is basically just trying to do light sparring with someon that wants to kill you

[left solstice]

the gun mods for this game remind of that one Jurassic Park game

[white frost]

few days back

[empty tiger]

crazy they finally acknowledged the demo was a better experience than what we got in EA lol

[pliant crest]

Glad to see comms, but that doesn't look like discord.

[white frost]

its reddit

[pliant crest]

Are they gonna pull an arrowhead and have like, 3 different places you have to parse just to get update info?

Sometimes it's in a random channel here at a random time, sometimes it's off reddit, and I've seen someone post from another website too, I swear.

[white frost]

IDK

ITS STRANGE ACTUALLY

[pliant crest]

But never do they seem to post stuff in the actual announcements channel

[white frost]

👀

[pliant crest]

Why tf make announcements if you ain't gonna announce it bruh 🤣

[empty tiger]

seems like it, according to another user they said perriot deleted this reddit post too

[pliant crest]

Oh great.

Another Arrowhead.

[white frost]

i was about to say that

why though

🤔

[pliant crest]

Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

[empty tiger]

bro like wtf is going on

[white frost]

why tf did pierrot deleted it after like 10 minutes

[pliant crest]

Because the communication of the devs for this game is on par for communication in arrowhead probably.

[empty tiger]

these dudes aren't beating the allegations at this point

[pliant crest]

It's like

The hole they dug wouldn't even have been that hard to get out of.

It's 10 man dev team working on a game and they rushed release, that's bad, but workable.

Someone

Take the fucking shovel from them.

Please

[white frost]

atleast we have this i guess, its still strange why pierrot deleted this in like 10 minutes

[pliant crest]

THe fact they deleted it so fast after posting just makes it a digging scenario tbh.

[empty tiger]

they spent more time posting on fucking twitter and instagram

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/digging-a-hole-digging-yourself-deeper-dig-yourself-out-of-a-hole-digging-yourself-into-a-hole-no-escape-gif-6604019051185431633

[fresh gyro]

@fleet stump why was this post deleted?

[white frost]

someone said the N word on reddit after they kept doing this

[pliant crest]

That's life footage of the devs trying to solve their issue.

[white frost]

💔

[rotund palm]

no way he dug that

[empty tiger]

aww fuck that's way worse

[pliant crest]

Bro, you seen how long the devs been diggin this hole?

[rotund palm]

not the devs

[pliant crest]

No way they didn't dig that.

[rotund palm]

the guy in the gif

[pliant crest]

I know, I'm trying to make a funny.

[white frost]

no no no

thats them irl

[rotund palm]

honestly idc what happens to the game or the devs

[white frost]

they are fused into one

[rotund palm]

their fault if they flunk

[empty tiger]

they're digging in their own butts at this point lmaoo

[rotund palm]

their pride if they make a comeback

im just here for the game

[pliant crest]

What game?

[rotund palm]

half sword

[empty tiger]

nah fr

[pliant crest]

You mean the demo?

Which has been said to be better now?

[rotund palm]

EA

[pliant crest]

Oh, that broken mess.

🫦

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289757882153308311/moving.gif

[empty tiger]

at this point they just need to improve on the demo build and give us that instead

[pliant crest]

My main thing is like

Two things

1: Why was release rushed sooooo hard they didn't even test it?

2: Why tf did you add an entire system that entirely changes the gmae...and not fucking test it.

[white frost]

top 2 unanswered questions

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-meme-deadline-gif-8977916913741509384

[empty tiger]

it was clearly a fan favourite and for them to double down like that in march just for them to realise two months later that ea is a hot pile of ass is lowkey insulting lmaoo

[pliant crest]

They pushed the deadline forward from what they gave us.

There was basically no warning, no one was expecting the release.

They had just put out a request for testers not even a week before EA released.

[empty tiger]

the thing is, it was delayed multiple times and the ea launch was still rushed lmaoo

[white frost]

man

[pliant crest]

Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact no one was expecting it

And the fact that even the devs said, not right now

Then they just

Immediately release it.

[fresh gyro]

Is it just me or is this the first time frank has been online in awhile

[pliant crest]

I would bet you it was not planned on their end, and something happened that forced it to happen.

[empty tiger]

literally shitted in their hands and clapped

called it ea

[white frost]

nah

[fresh gyro]

or do i just not pay attention to the member bar

[rotund palm]

i think they were just afraid of players getting bored

[white frost]

havent really seen frank online

so probably

[rotund palm]

and then they fucked up

cuz nothing was optimised

[pliant crest]

If that's the case, they royally fucked up.

[rotund palm]

and they made it even worse by not continuously pushing out small patches

[pliant crest]

If they released because pressure from players, that's probably their largest fuck up in this game and probably will be forever tbh.

[empty tiger]

jokes on them we're bored and the game runs bad so their fears still came to fruition

[pliant crest]

I quit EA because it couldn't even run on lowest settings at times.

I would literally watch the game generate the level as I'm supposed to be fighitng in it, because sometimes my game just skips the loading screen.

That usually results in a crash teh second the map is finished loading.

[white frost]

idk why they decided to pile up everything in one update, why not just roll out optimizations slowly and slowly

[pliant crest]

So it's an absolute pain in the ass to even play teh EA, which is just worse than Demo.

[empty tiger]

at this point im just gonna regretfully redownload bannerlord

[rotund palm]

exactly

[pliant crest]

since the DLC update, bannerlord is unplayable for me.

Game runs like absolute dogshit.

[pulsar swift]

Because that means they don’t have to talk in their discord 💯💯

[white frost]

GRAH!!!!!!

[pliant crest]

Probably this, they seem allergic to actual communication.

[empty tiger]

same lol i just turn off the dlc and play modded quick battles anyway

[pliant crest]

even with the DLC off, whatever they did to the graphics fucked my game.

I used to be able to run 2k man battles fine.

[pliant crest]

Now I can barely run an 800 man battle above 30 fps.

But somehow I can run arma near max settings just fine.

[white frost]

what if they like roll out optimizations each by each then just pile up the actual new content

would be better

[empty tiger]

BL's got your pc having a stroke lmao

[pliant crest]

Fr

[rotund palm]

that would be the case if theyre focusing on optimisation

[pliant crest]

I think it's the storms, but even with the DLC disabled sometimes the weather breaks it.

[empty tiger]

arma is cpu based

[rotund palm]

but the next update is prob coming with content

[pliant crest]

bannerlord destroys my CPU.

[white frost]

mixed with a shit ton of optimizations i guess

[rotund palm]

and they wanna both work on new content and optimisation and push out optimisation patches making players think theyre just extremely slow at developing the game

[main orbit]

Challenge: be a halfsword dev and don't make bad decisions regarding your game level: IMPOSSIBLE

[pliant crest]

Iirc they already said it would.

[empty tiger]

it did when i first played with the dlc but after i turned it off it started running ok for me

[pliant crest]

It seems like all they've done is make bad decisions, ngl.

[white frost]

GRAHHHHHH

[pliant crest]

I'm pretty sure it's what they did to the lighting.

[white frost]

WHY NOT JUST WORK ON OPTIMIZATION FIRST THEN NEW CONTENT LATER??

[empty tiger]

its a generational fumble fr

[white frost]

GRAHHHH

[pliant crest]

They entirely changed how weather loads in, even without the DLC.

And they changed the entire light generations for bannerlord too.

[empty tiger]

the lighting is horrible ngl lol that's why i only play quick battles lmao

[pliant crest]

the lighting was decent.

But taleworlds cannot help themselves to not enshittify their game.

[empty tiger]

on the bright side gothic 1 remake comes out in 1.5 weeks

[pliant crest]

I've pretty much abandoned bannerlord since the DLC, ngl.

[main orbit]

Hey, atleast we didnt give them 2 million dollars for them to fuck off for 5 years and release 1 new stage (Friday night funkin devs cough)

[white frost]

pierrot said were gonna have to wait for mcwonder beast, since hes holding all the answers i guess

welp

[empty tiger]

sounds like star citizen lmaooo

[white frost]

lets see what the CM has to tell us until this radio of silence is finally over

[pliant crest]

too bad bro never posts in the channels where he would be seen.

gotta put on the fucking sherlock cap to find what he says 🤣

[empty tiger]

bros blowing the money on a vacation to the maldives lmaooo

[white frost]

NO!!!

[pliant crest]

Soooo......the arrowhead developing philosophy.

one week of sitting in the office, 4 months of vacation.

[empty tiger]

arrowhead and cig tbh

[pliant crest]

Bro, ngl, I hope arrowhead falls over as a company.

[empty tiger]

they sold out fr lmaoo

[pliant crest]

like, entirely insolvent and completely incapable of making another game.

Even under sony.

[main orbit]

Haven't heard of it before but if the 5 devs also started a kickstarter and promised insane impossible things as a joke but somehow got the funding to actually do those things (on paper) and lost motivation and then abandoned the game with the fans money for 5 years then yeah sounds like star citizen

[pliant crest]

Arrowhead has fucked up Helldivers so bad, idk if any other game is even considered comparable, even star wars squadrons (which was actively slaughtered by EA)

[empty tiger]

talking about "no strats will be behind a paywall" proceeds to do exactly that on the next warbond lmao

[pliant crest]

Arrowhead doesn't know what the truth or communication is.

They just bold face lie then do whatever tf they want.

Which is why their playercount has hemorraghed.

[main orbit]

Maybe hell let loose? Ive heard from the hll vets that team 17 fucked their shit

[pliant crest]

Their 40k warbond is just a hail mary to try and pull people eback and make more money off people.

[empty tiger]

SC has over a billion dollars and the game still runs like crap, their story mode which was supposed to come out ion 2019 has been pushed back again to 2027 lol

[pliant crest]

I played it a few weeks ago and it wasn't bad tbh.

[fickle crag]

My submission to the Willie throwing championships
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mLKxyFxUm7bhPiI0z?invite=cr-MSxKdUQsMzkzODc2ODcz&v=30

[pliant crest]

the game can run now?

[empty tiger]

my sucker ass is gonna buy it too if they add krieg or the kasarkins

[pliant crest]

Last time I checked in it was like, $100 irl money for a ship and the game barely ran.

[pliant crest]

Don't buy it bro

[main orbit]

I personally like it a ton but apparently it was alot better before

[pliant crest]

They are just gonna nerf everything into the fucking ground after you buy it.

[empty tiger]

Hell no lmaoo. they just dropped 4.8 and its worse than ever now

[pliant crest]

Imo, artillery they ruined, everything else is okay.

[empty tiger]

i'll try to stay strong

[pliant crest]

If you buy it, it's just wasted money bro.

[dapper blade]

I always thought falling down that often in half sword may have been an oversight however after walking around in some medieval shoes I have found they have literally no grip against the ground whatsoever on account of the bottom being smooth flat leather

[pliant crest]

They are gonna make every weapon in that warbond absolute dogshit a few weeks after release.

[main orbit]

THEY FUCKED ARTY BRO

[pliant crest]

Like they do to every single warbond

[empty tiger]

true true

[pliant crest]

Yeah, that's a big reason I stopped playing.

I did arty 99% of the time and the devs basically went, "Aight, you're too good, no more arty"

[main orbit]

Someone i knew got an 80 kill streak just on arty

[pliant crest]

The artillery vehicle is literally useless.

[main orbit]

Pretty sure they either never got bothered by or defended themselves from recon

[pliant crest]

Once I joined a match with my friend (but he was enemy team). He was AFK and I heard his team's squad command chat.

[rotund palm]

id much rather play a version of half sword where falling down is rare and you get up much faster, than a version of half sword that is completely realistic and true to history

[pliant crest]

Within 40 seconds of me joining the game I hear

[main orbit]

LMAO

[pliant crest]

"Someone get fucking recon to do their goddamn job! This arty is fucking annoying!"

[rotund palm]

as much as i love historical and realistic accuracy in games

[pliant crest]

I already had 15 kills xdddd

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[dapper blade]

granted it would be better without, my point was that I originally thought it to be a bug rather than something they may have actually done intentionally

[rotund palm]

oh yea

[onyx moon]

not a bad powerbomb

[dapper blade]

cuz it lowkey sucks how often you fall over in this game

[rotund palm]

i mean getting concussed so easily is definitely a bug

[pliant crest]

If only they would post announcemetns in the announcement channel 😭

[rotund palm]

a balancing issue atleast

[idle crane]

[pliant crest]

Could one say it's a skill issue?

[dapper blade]

it’s like the padding part of the helmet isn’t there or something and you’re just absorbing all the impact straight through the metal

[pliant crest]

simply the better version of the game

[onyx moon]

@white frost

[dapper blade]

that was very clean

nice

[rotund palm]

its not a skill issue when the entire playerbase struggles with it

[white frost]

splendid

u gotta put more power it to it and be alot more aggressive

[dapper blade]

I mean you could call it skill issue, don’t get hit in the head at all and you won’t struggle with it

but yknow

in the event you do, it’s still much worse than it should be

[onyx moon]

yep

[rotund palm]

they shouldve just made concussions less severe or have head damage be reduced until they add coifs or padding

[white frost]

try this

[dapper blade]

are helmets don’t already padded?

[fresh gyro]

you get up much faster without armor

[rotund palm]

i have no idea

[fresh gyro]

unfortunately, playing without or with less armor than your opponents is a death sentence

[rotund palm]

i was going to say that yea

[dapper blade]

dude I had a Willie grab me by the leg after I knocked him down and ram a dagger behind my leg armor

they’re learning 😨

[fresh gyro]

I also noticed that the middle way through is the hardest part of getting up

on that part, your character just kinda gets weighted down

and your legs have a hard time getting up

[dapper blade]

maybe it’s the angle?

[wheat leaf]

just fight from the ground 👍

[dapper blade]

trying to get your legs under you with your torso hanging over everything and that much armor is probably not as easy as the rest of it

[fresh gyro]

It's possible, i think your armor also plays a part in it

[fresh gyro]

prob

[wheat leaf]

oh height effects your ability to get up too btw

[dapper blade]

that does make sense

[pearl ferry]

yay

[dapper blade]

I usually make tall characters for the downward swinging benefits

[fresh gyro]

i had a feeling it's related to too but i've never actually tested it

i just crank height all the way up

[wheat leaf]

yeah the taller you are you both fall easier, and have a harder time getting up

[autumn oyster]

when are the devs updating the game again?

[rotund palm]

for some reason your hands NEED to be on the ground

even though the character isnt even pushing on the ground to get up

theres a phantom force lifting the player up but only if the hands are on the ground

its a very stupid way to do it

id much rather have the character be a limbo expert and lift himself up using only his legs

[pliant crest]

Update?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-metal-gear-solid-v-snake-big-boss-gif-6526414909388443363

[fresh gyro]

does it work like that in the demo too?

[rotund palm]

no idea

[pliant crest]

No, as far as I'm aware.

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/phantom-forces-pf-hop-on-mafu-mafu-hop-on-roblox-gif-16888665369852001387

[pliant crest]

In abyss mode you start on the ground (can't remember if EA is the same) and you just undertaker get up.

bro will just lean forwad then get his feetsies under him.

[onyx moon]

why this lil dude tryna go for a suplex

[pliant crest]

I'm telling you, the strength system broke more than just the weapon handling and wrists.

Freemode being an example.

[wheat leaf]

in ea you start in a coffin with a lid on top of you so its kinda janky to get up

[pliant crest]

ah, couldn't remember.

It's been like, 2-3 months since I touched EA

bene playin demo tho

[wheat leaf]

dont blame ya

[wheat leaf]

idek why i still play ea, its just a worse version for what im trying to do

[pliant crest]

oh damn, that hit knocked his head off

once you've played enough

the game is just....brain dead easy

litearlly just bullying the shit outta the AI to learn wierd stuff

my favorite thing to do is master strike by hitting their hands mid swing and disarming them.

[pearl ferry]

feelsgood 🙂‍↕️

[onyx moon]

@white frost botched bomb 😂

[white frost]

i love how you have your own technique if trying to grab them above your head

not really efficient but i love the creativity

LOL

❤️

[onyx moon]

and then a lil claymore for the cherry on top

[white frost]

ow

[prisma stag]

Why doesn't the staff work?

[rapid pond]

It does, you might need to swiwel it more

[prisma stag]

It doesn't do head shots

[rapid pond]

Quick and straight motions/stabs to the face

[wintry bronze]

How do I easily add mods to Halfword?

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How do I easily add mods to Halfword?

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[wheat leaf]

it carries little inertia because it has no top mass, and willie doesnt have a very rigid structure to his swings, its all arm and upper body. so basically just try to use momentum as much as possible

[wintry bronze]

How do I easily add mods to Halfword?

[wheat leaf]

check the description of the mod you want

pret much all of them have guides

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf I kicked willy in the arse

[wheat leaf]

what did he do to deserve this

[onyx moon]

i do that too

[prisma stag]

How do people even thrust anymore? The new thrust mode either thrusts past the target or it has non stab moves.

[dapper blade]

sometimes you gotta work around the way it wants to thrust

but it’s very effective

[wheat leaf]

double lmb works best imo

all you gotta do is just poke em a few times

[warped apex]

Halfsword curbstomp

[onyx moon]

wish you could have the ability to do that

stomp in general

[wheat leaf]

didnt even get to finish his plead, brutal

[prisma stag]

My first person doesn't look that good.

[wheat leaf]

get immersive combat mod :D