halfsword-chat-⚔

[dreamy sequoia]

Genius' flails are amazing for that tbh, its a weapon that should've been added originally, so theyre pretty well balanced and extremely useful

Well, most of them. Some are a funny weapon.

Pot flail

[rose void]

What mods would you recommend?

[dreamy sequoia]

For ea, immersive combat, ovrdth armoury. They just open up more customisation, if you wanna have a funny mod, I totally suggest zombie spawner and bite mod.

[rose void]

What do the first two do?

[dreamy sequoia]

I'll send links, so you can read them

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/337

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/235

[rose void]

Disable auto parry?

[dreamy sequoia]

Yep, so you have 100% control of your arms, it doesn't automatically try and parry the incoming attacks

[sharp thunder]

its kinda hard to describe but as someone who's used nothing but immersive combat since it dropped, i feel like it makes your swings more consistent.

cause like the camera is more stable

idek i jujst love it

[restive barn]

now i will see the bar and the shotgun overtake my mods because some dumb fuck youtuber made a video on it

[rose void]

Interesting

[restive barn]

fuck y'all fuck you genius fuck you smitor

[dreamy sequoia]

I have had more luck knocking the enemies weapon out of there hands with auto parry disabled, never really did it beforehand.

[sharp thunder]

you forgot the /j

[restive barn]

the fucking youtuber is TRYING to avoid my mods

[rose void]

?

[dreamy sequoia]

Chromes mods aren't being downloaded super often.

Which is crazy cause theyre all good

[rose void]

What mods you make Mr chrome?

[dreamy sequoia]

He does mostly weapon packs. But has a big snow map too.

[restive barn]

buddy no

[dreamy sequoia]

Looks like hes gone to cool off

Oh no I was wrong

[sharp orchid]

D:

[restive barn]

next thing i see the bar mod is gonna get 38237883728k downloads and poor ol me will stay at 2,7k

i think they could relate a bit

tho

[sharp thunder]

you literally have more downloads sonion

what are u mad about

[dreamy sequoia]

Atleast your arquebus is at 2400+

[restive barn]

mrzacnono made a video about ur bar mod

[sharp thunder]

oh

[rose void]

I love him

[restive barn]

you know what happens with the youtuber curse

they'll get a massive spike in donwloads

[dreamy sequoia]

Pistols at 6.4k now

Wow

[sharp orchid]

bruh you should have dropped ur tank mod in wip phase and got it featured on his vid

[restive barn]

legit all of my mods that haven't had a video on them made (except taiga because people hate taiga) has like 200 downloads

[restive barn]

it's so fucking buggy it's not even funny

[restive barn]

gock is at 7.5 k and had a video on it so its gonna be even bigger

[dreamy sequoia]

Yours is at that without advertising on yt. That says alot

[sharp orchid]

oh damn

holy shit my gloves already jumped up by 2 endorsements

and my remington by 1

[restive barn]

what's even funnier is that the arquebus ORIGINAL GUN MOD is sitting at less downloads than the rifle and gock and pistol

despite 2 youtubers making a vid on it

[rose void]

Wait you make mods and fire flicks

[restive barn]

i've only appeared on zacnono's channel TWICE

ONE IS DEMO

[dreamy sequoia]

The guys in here with the dark yellow names are modders.

Bright yellow is discord moderators

[rose void]

So I kid you not

[dreamy sequoia]

They often take suggestions from the community btw

[rose void]

I’m colorblind 🤑🤑🤑

[dreamy sequoia]

Souls left counter when 😭

LOL rip

[rose void]

It’s barley noticeable tho

[dreamy sequoia]

Smitor, genius, chrome, godsfinestmistake. Theyre the people you'll see most

[rose void]

It’s only to the point where it’s annoying for me

[dreamy sequoia]

All modders

[sharp thunder]

funniest comment + reply ive gotten on one of my mods

the tone of that reply is great lol

[sand herald]

damn 💀

[sharp thunder]

johnhalfsword keeping the moral high as always

what a legend

i look forward to your clips genuinely

[dreamy sequoia]

Its what he do

Same, hes why im here everyday

Everyone else is just a bonus prize

Except stizz that mf is nutty

[sharp thunder]

i love that lmao

[median crest]

me surviving with my other willie

[sharp thunder]

you ever just perfectly put a willies head between the prongs of the pitchfork and choke them out?

❤️

[median crest]

i broke a guys neck earlier because i couldnt stab him lol

[restive barn]

three of my ea mods have less downloads than my demo king mace

fucking ridiculous

[median crest]

pokey pokey

[wicked depot]

shocked me so much i accidentally closed the game

[median crest]

that willie needs some sword training

neverseen that happen lol

[wicked depot]

His arms took several blows lol

[median crest]

o

[wicked depot]

Its the equivalent of weak wrists in ea

[sharp thunder]

i need to stop starting map mods and then not finishing them

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/307 donwload rifle mod

[median crest]

no wonder bro stabbed himself he had wobbly arms

[restive barn]

since youtubers are refusing to make a video on it i can now only rely on my ads

[sharp thunder]

self made business man

[restive barn]

you can NOT talk you are carried by youtubers advertising your mods

[median crest]

bro brought a knife to a fist fight and got cooked

[sharp thunder]

nuh uh i got like 4k downloads on the glock before any vid was made

this is fake news

[median crest]

wait you said glock????

[sharp thunder]

yes!

[restive barn]

i got 6.4k with ONE video

on me pistol

[sharp thunder]

oh so you're not self made?

huh interesting

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/funny-4206

[wicked depot]

Idk lol everyone was tryna get the glock after videos of it went around before it got released

[median crest]

i need it

[restive barn]

download piststol

[median crest]

nesus?

[restive barn]

gock mod deals too much dmg

[sharp thunder]

those videos came from me lol no youtubers had access to my mods before release

[dreamy sequoia]

Download both

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/304 PLEASSEEEEE

[dreamy sequoia]

Cause why not

[median crest]

i just need it to cripple them

[wicked depot]

Yeah but they were spread all over other places and that was good advertising is all

[sharp thunder]

no yeah i agree

[rose void]

It’s a gun

[restive barn]

whatever i know when i release the tank it'll be MASSIVE

[rose void]

Tank?

[restive barn]

kills anyone when they get shot in the hands

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/massive-low-taper-fade-cnstix-YSD04aQmVadOQen7rH

[restive barn]

yes

[rose void]

Like military tank

[dreamy sequoia]

Potato cannon launching mace heads when

[restive barn]

chal 2

[median crest]

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-phonk-approved-meme-happy-gif-15595838102594449125

[rose void]

…

[wicked depot]

Did someone do good lightsabers yet

that cut like butter

[restive barn]

agree with what

[restive barn]

luke is working on one

[sharp orchid]

not released, no

[sharp thunder]

that me posting videos of it helped get people hyped

[wicked depot]

Aw i cant wait

[sharp thunder]

and then the youtubers made it pop off

love them dudes

[sharp orchid]

i honestly might use this strat

[restive barn]

see i've always been good at modding and shit

but when it came to advertising

i was TERRIBLE

[sharp orchid]

nvm i read that wrong

[restive barn]

i was ALWAYS TERRIBLE

[sharp orchid]

js send some videos of it

here or elsewhere

[restive barn]

buddy

[sharp thunder]

pal

[restive barn]

i'm one of the most active ppl here

i mainly post videos and images of gun and tank

[median crest]

the wepons made a spark

[sharp orchid]

thats why i also said elsewhere

[sharp thunder]

chrome goes to war with mrzac

this battle will be legendary

[sharp orchid]

no fucking shot this is a real comment 😭

ts funny asf

[restive barn]

i mean when you really think about it popularity IS everything

the fanbase will dogpile me or smth

who would fight for me? my 2 fans?

[sharp orchid]

i would

[sharp thunder]

I would

[median crest]

bro tried to stab me so i took his hand

[restive barn]

[sharp thunder]

bro ur arquebus mod was literally the first mod i downloaded for halfsword ever and got me interested enough in trying it myself

like that mod is an achievement in the history of halfsword

gun

[restive barn]

an achievement with 2.5k downloads

[plucky lake]

chrome rn

[restive barn]

fucking ridiculous

in the end being an innovator is nothing if you're not lucky

or if you're not

[sharp orchid]

a good thing is a good thing weather people see it or not

[restive barn]

or if you don't know what they want

[rose void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-gif-5676038700371371386

Wether*

[restive barn]

it's whether

[sharp thunder]

whether

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434007573861896262/1467556689791418620/togif.gif

[rose void]

Wierhrr

How about that

[restive barn]

mrzacnono made a video on it

but still 2.5k downloads

ppl def saw it, they just don't want it

[sharp orchid]

to be fair it was the first one, not many people knew how to get it installed right

i didnt really know either tbh

[restive barn]

2.5k downloads it's genuinely that ppl just didn't want it

[sharp orchid]

mf THATS MORE DOWNLOADS THAN MY BEST MOD

[restive barn]

.tbf nobody made videos on ur mods

[sharp orchid]

yeah they have??

[restive barn]

oh

then idk

[sharp orchid]

mrzach, artiguff, zane strain

[restive barn]

i guess nexus is just unfair

[sharp thunder]

people rlly just want guns

[restive barn]

ppl just really want gock

and m1 carbine

[sharp thunder]

why u call it gock im so confused by that

please just type the L

[sharp orchid]

nah like

the mod i worked the hardest on did the worst download wise to any of my other mods

[restive barn]

rainy nights and taiga have less downloads than king mace

[sharp orchid]

and my second most downloaded mod ever is a fucking save file edit i made in febuary

[restive barn]

and we do not talk about armor buff mod

[sharp thunder]

dark hall is a fucking tragedy yo, spent like 15$ on food assets

[sharp thunder]

armor buff mod?

did u make that

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/293

[sharp orchid]

more people were playing during demo tho

cuz demo was free

[restive barn]

king mace has 271 downloads

[sharp orchid]

thats more downloads than my airstrikes mod

[restive barn]

idk why nexus hates you so much honestly

[sharp orchid]

i mean my stuff doesnt do too bad

[restive barn]

dorse hick

of course it's lightsaber

[sharp thunder]

lowkey it might be the images

[sharp orchid]

yeah artiguff made a vid on it and boosted its downloads like crazy

[covert forge]

i wonder how the impact if any the videos ive uploaded have had on downloads

[sharp thunder]

i mean not in a bad way your images are fire

they help

[sharp thunder]

i think a good thumbnail gets attention

[sharp thunder]

damn i forgot the reddit even exists

[restive barn]

can someone download rainy nights? it doesn't have mod compat support but it's good https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/260

[naive cedar]

Yo I know that guy

[sharp orchid]

im lowky tempted to make some posts on the half sword reddit now

[restive barn]

it's the other chrome

[sharp thunder]

does the rain make sound

[naive cedar]

HOWDY

[restive barn]

yes

[naive cedar]

I still need to release my own custom weapons

[covert forge]

ive posted chromes pistol also and his first gun mod

[sharp thunder]

does it sound all ambient and cozy on indoor maps?

[restive barn]

it's one of the most soulful mods in half sword

[restive barn]

yes

[naive cedar]

Like REAL custom ones

[sharp thunder]

ok i gotta download now that actually sounds fire

[restive barn]

not in cellar and lordshall tho 😔

they don't have night light data

[sharp thunder]

thats all good.

i fucking love the rain

[restive barn]

i'll add mod compatibility soon but it's good rn

[sharp thunder]

ok i have the mod installed but no maps have rain on them? am i dumb?

it is really foggy though

also no other mods installed

[restive barn]

has to be night

[sharp thunder]

ohhhhhhh

so i am dumb lol

[restive barn]

i could make one for each time of day tho

[sharp thunder]

early morning rain

that would be beautiful

[dreamy sequoia]

Curious question, would the rain bring a slip physics to the ground or just cosmetic

[sharp thunder]

ts is really nice looking cannot lie

[dreamy sequoia]

Shame there isn't a brighter nights mod.

Alley and forest are nearly invisible for me at night time.

[sharp thunder]

wow the lighting in the hall looks really fucking good

[sharp orchid]

lowky put my sniper on there

[small glen]

You made this genius?

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats chromes.

[small glen]

Gross

Mid

[covert forge]

when did you make that

[small glen]

1/10

[sharp orchid]

today

[sharp thunder]

no chrome im testing his rainy nights mod out

[small glen]

-10/10

[dreamy sequoia]

It has zoom on the scope.

[covert forge]

ill make a video

[sharp orchid]

its not released

and i already made a video

[covert forge]

3 upvotes now

[sharp thunder]

i did that

[sharp thunder]

i should make my first post on the reddit be a reply to this lol

[sharp orchid]

how is this possible

i just posted it

[sharp thunder]

woah i see that

ur popping off m8

[dreamy sequoia]

Don't let Chrome see

He'll get mad as hell

[sharp orchid]

maybe it'll encourage him to start posting on reddit too

and advertise his mods as well

[sharp thunder]

is there really no way to change ur username on reddit

i dont wanna be fucking barnacle_boy anymore

[covert forge]

im stuck as accomplished fox

accomplished fox 4809 to be exact

[sharp thunder]

i see you

barnacle_boy89 upvoted your comment

[bold jacinth]

whats this helmet called

i want one

[wheat leaf]

visored sallet

well probably just sallet ingame

[bold jacinth]

wretch.

[sharp thunder]

finally giving my ak proper aim

just saying fuck the accurate grip position

[bold jacinth]

oh goodness

i threw the beak down at the perfect position that the pole spun directly at the drunkard and struck him down

[wheat leaf]

can parry a halberd with a mace, yet cant remember to not walk directly into it. i am an enigma

[sharp orchid]

full zoom sniping

[wheat leaf]

the fact it even bobs up and down with your breathing

[sharp orchid]

farrthest kill from where i was standing (i was standing right under the archway)

[sharp orchid]

this was actually not intended lol but it just worked

[remote crypt]

is that a fucking SVD

[remote crypt]

ayO

[sharp thunder]

never noticed how hard willie breathes until now

[bold jacinth]

@grave briar

[sharp orchid]

even then the kills you get are incredibly long range

[prime quiver]

smitor analyze ts also i love the drag ur coding

[sharp orchid]

good shit right there

[prime quiver]

do I have John Half Sword potential

[sharp orchid]

youll get there

[wheat leaf]

bullying spear with lil whacky stick

[sharp thunder]

no more jank K keybind for the AK47

we got good aiming and left click to shoot

[wheat leaf]

looks so smooth

[sharp thunder]

would send a clip but im using a mobile hotspot on my computer til tomorrow cuz thats when the wifi guys get to fixing it

[sharp thunder]

just curious what keybind are you gonna set fire too

[sharp orchid]

j

it wont fire when its not in your hand tho

[covert forge]

the give everyone swords mod is good

[sharp thunder]

nice... i can send you the setup for setting it up to fire when holding right click and pressing left click if youd be interested

[bold jacinth]

idk if theres something wrong with me and if im the weirdo but im so fucking tired of seeing people come up in here and join the discord to just fucking complain about time between updates like actually shut up man! do you want to code the fucking game??

[sharp thunder]

its kinda simple ngl u could figure it out easily

[sharp orchid]

nah its all good

[wicked depot]

True but the devs are the one who caused misconceptions about when the next update would come out

Like their entire roadmap is just silly

[wheat leaf]

i do! lemme get behind the wheel of this ship

i played scratch in highschool im pretty much an expert

[bold jacinth]

lol

[wicked depot]

As long as someone makes a physics based swordfighting game i dont care lol

[sharp orchid]

lowky you gotta teach me how to make the mods multiplayer compatible

idk how to do that

[covert forge]

split screen with mods would be soo good

[buoyant ravine]

they got destroyed

[covert forge]

unfortunate how broken it is

[wheat leaf]

fun duel against longsword he actually did good

[sharp thunder]

yeah ill send you th bp

[vestal night]

Lord FUCKING tourney experience bro

Tripping over most random things

[vestal night]

Get knocked out because i got into a bind and physics system fucks me over

[wheat leaf]

chat was this aura

ive never bound up a weapon like that

[next forge]

yo this is cool

one time i disarmed a guy (longsword v longsword) just by hitting his sword just right or smth it went flying and he immediately gave up it was cool as hell

[buoyant ravine]

What the fuck happened to that last guy. bros bones cracked

[wheat leaf]

have you ever tried picking one up and slamming their back down on the fence? crack em in half lmao

[wheat leaf]

legendary

[buoyant ravine]

First guy got destroyed so bad he didnt get a chance to be in agony

That sweep was disrespectful

Yeh next time dont throw your weapon to me

[tranquil lantern]

one day my sick helmet will get its clipping fixed

actually the entire kit and all gear needs clipping fixed

[wheat leaf]

love doing that, sneaky lil heel spike stab

[covert forge]

one of my favorite poleaxe moves

low

also clips quality is low

[sharp thunder]

dx11 hair shadows

[wheat leaf]

im using the spike in ways you cant fathom

[covert forge]

worst time to lift his arms

[wheat leaf]

it amuses me how battleaxe ai basically just knows overhead swing

[tranquil lantern]

yeah fr (its been months)

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre my favourite idiot to fight, 10/10 times their arms are broken.

[wheat leaf]

"get a load of this guy" ahh pose

[tranquil lantern]

fr

[tranquil lantern]

slow mo makes poses so much easier to hit for pics

my computer dies

and lights my whole house on fire

and the neighbor's too

[wheat leaf]

yet another underrated move, using those lil pulling strikes or wtvr they are called for thrusts/cuts

since when did you know so much polearm ball knowledge

[tranquil lantern]

medieval 3 will have it trust

they gonna reveal it

[sharp thunder]

finally got around to making my guns affect props

[covert forge]

been getting into it more

[tranquil lantern]

messer my beloved

[sharp thunder]

lmao fr

bro was not taught how to use that thing

[tranquil lantern]

hood taught him dw

[wheat leaf]

hell yeah dude you getting good

[tranquil lantern]

the streets (of dirt)

for what purpose 😭

[silent stag]

sallet but no bevor??

[covert forge]

who needs alt/double clicking just run at them

[tranquil lantern]

as god intended (god as in me cuz it looks cooler for pics)

sallet takes away the human of our willie

bevors mean death (unless its the lil one)

they grow tired of our games

[silent stag]

dang does anyone else feel kinda bad for the devs

they're getting eaten alive rn

😭

[tranquil lantern]

they had a sick idea and then didnt follow up 🥀

somewhat ambitious idea

so like benefit of the doubt

theyll be back trust

[silent stag]

people have different complains

my personal complaint is the game's gameplay being boring and repetitive

[tranquil lantern]

oh dw Ive heard since day 1 🥀

[silent stag]

the physics based fencing is a cool gimmick for sure, but it gets old quick

[tranquil lantern]

yeah thats the whole reason I like it tbh, I like the sandbox factor

willie story mode 🥀

[silent stag]

yup

it's like the gameplay over graphics thing

[tranquil lantern]

I use the photo mode more than anything

[silent stag]

in this case gameplay over physics

[tranquil lantern]

games just a studio atp

[wary pewter]

Extremely ambitious imo

[tranquil lantern]

just fix the clipping and id pay double

[tranquil lantern]

they dont get the credit for opening an idea most are afraid of

they just gotta finish it

I trust

[silent stag]

yeah but when that's all they've got they need to work on something else

would you like eating fries with nothing else?

wouldnt you like to add a steak

or fried chicken

[tranquil lantern]

do you know how long this games been developed for

idea goes so far back 🥀

[silent stag]

I highly doubt they would do that

[wary pewter]

That’d be fuckin stupid there’s no chance of that lmfao

[covert forge]

couldnt care less if this game had a story

wouldnt be mad it it tho

[dreamy sequoia]

The story is, kill or be killed, every willie dies eventually.

10/10 love story.

[silent stag]

we don't even need a cool ass story mode we just need more gameplay variety

[wheat leaf]

chances are at least half or more went to gameseer for sponsoring and publishing it for the last 4+ years

[tranquil lantern]

first prototypes of this game were years ago

a full time job would make more money

[soft osprey]

They have an official publisher. Backing out now is not an option, and anything of the sort would be career suicide for the entire dev team, who just started their career with something very ambitious. Theyre not dumb

They have contractual obligations to fulfill

[silent stag]

time is more valuable than money since you can't get time back, I can tell and I HOPE the devs made this game not mainly for money but to bring their cool idea to life

honestly I think HS will get the exanima treatment

long development and only the most faithful fans will stay

[wary pewter]

Publisher would get on their asses, I’d imagine it’d be a scenario where steam would accept refunds, they would very very likely run into getting legally shafted. Other than that, the devs are clearly passionate and driven.

[dreamy sequoia]

Here we go again

[tranquil lantern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038238583686967428/1320926642855481385/attachment-12-1.gif

[dreamy sequoia]

Steam takes 30%, publisher likely more than that. Alot of people refunded too.

[silent stag]

is that considering the 30% steam gets and the other complicated stuff

[tranquil lantern]

I was gonna say smth like that

I just dont know all the numbuhs

[silent stag]

also let me tell u 15 million is def not enough to retire

considering it's 10 people

[wheat leaf]

such a cool sword ive made, if only it wasnt total ass 😔

[covert forge]

peak players is 20k tho?

[soft osprey]

Since I joined the server forever ago ive always maintained i do not think this game will be huge in the end. It will have a small but very dedicated community, just by the nature and setting of the game alone let alone the actual gameplay itself

[wary pewter]

I’ll eat a shovelful of mud on camera wearing nothing but overalls if we get rugpulled (that’s a lie I’m not doing that)

[sharp thunder]

moistcritical bout had this shit going fully mainstream

[soft osprey]

Like hema, the practitioners are passionate, and not a lot of people do it

[wheat leaf]

ill do the ice bucket challenge with hydrochloric acid if we get rugpulled

[soft osprey]

Hype train was huge

[wheat leaf]

him and casoah are practically what brought this game into the steam top 10 wishlist

[soft osprey]

Which is why it won’t be huge

[wary pewter]

This game’s explosion into the cultural zeitgeist in the first place was kind of strange. It seems “funny physics game haha” syndrome has stuck around too stubbornly since like, 2016 lmfao

[soft osprey]

It’s too unique

Too niche

[wheat leaf]

like hellish quart, great game but very niche

[soft osprey]

How many people realistically look for authentic hema fighting games

[wary pewter]

Holding you to that one chief

[sharp thunder]

for real xqc was playing it too for a bit, not nearly as long but still

i dont think xqc liked halfsword lmao

[wheat leaf]

it would require him to think so probably not

[soft osprey]

The devs NEVER expected halfsword to blow up the way it did at the time. Part of the reason theyre in the spot they are now

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes let's add walking physics like baby steps

The games too easy

[wary pewter]

QWOPsword 2027

[sharp thunder]

beat me to it

[wary pewter]

[wheat leaf]

honestly, as long as the devs add the ability to get drunk thats all i care about in the end, they said they would.

[silent stag]

unlike the other niche physics based games, half sword has intuitive controls and ipad kid friendly gameplay

exanima is the true autistic niche game

yeah, the ipad kids love that

[dreamy sequoia]

I play halfsword for the sick music

Idk what you guys are talking about

[wheat leaf]

its mid at best

[soft osprey]

I just play to look at Willie

[wary pewter]

Yeah it seems to me like the devs are floundering with all the publicity. Even this discord barely ever feels like a “real” public discord. The devs shitpost some maniacal shit in here that would get you banned in most places lmfao

[silent stag]

tbh I like HS more like a template for fan projects than as a game

[sharp thunder]

someone in here has to know what this is 😭

[soft osprey]

Outrageous

[quaint wind]

Oh my god

[soft osprey]

Ur mid

[sharp thunder]

peak

[silent stag]

dude what servers are u in, this server kinda soft

[quaint wind]

I watched Kwebblecop play that

[sharp thunder]

watched jacksepticeye play it lol

[quaint wind]

And some other BeamNG youtubers

[covert forge]

watched markiplier play this

[quaint wind]

Literally core memory

[wary pewter]

If your favorite game doesn’t whip you for 25 hours until you learn how to do the most basic of moves to maybe kill the easier enemies you’re a PUSSY!!!!

[wheat leaf]

man ive heard so many hours of it its actually painful now, if i listened to one more minute of that hurdy gurdy im prone to go cyberpsycho

[soft osprey]

Tbf I don’t think I’ve ever been in an official game discord server without super strict moderation. It’s kind of hit or miss here depending who’s in chat

[silent stag]

We exanimates love being absolutely dominated by the game since we have a humilliation fetish

[wheat leaf]

aka, entirely dependant on if the staff member finds it funny or not

[wary pewter]

Specifically, public discord servers, mostly for big, popular games. Pretty often a different vibe from most of those

[sharp thunder]

my biggest sin, never talking about general topics in general

[silent stag]

what about the forgotten goat

[wary pewter]

Is that drunken wrestlers…

[silent stag]

how is ts better son 😭😭

[silent stag]

yes

DW2

physics based kickboxing game

[wary pewter]

Discovering DW2 with a friend randomly at like 1 AM was literally the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life

I was not expecting to get my head spin kicked off we didn’t look into the game whatsoever

[silent stag]

pretty much it

[wary pewter]

10/10 experience

[silent stag]

and then you continue throwing hands without a head

[tranquil lantern]

I caught one, now what

[silent stag]

💔

[wary pewter]

My favorite genre of games are the ones that SUCK ASS

[silent stag]

are you implying exanima SUCKS ASS

[wary pewter]

Just start fuckin swinging hammer hands like a caged badger

[wary pewter]

Yes.

It’s perfect

[silent stag]

no, it sucks dick not ass

[dreamy sequoia]

You must love runescape

[wary pewter]

I’ve not gotten around to seriously trying out RuneScape actually. I should

[wary pewter]

I’ve played some truly wretched garbage in my days

[sharp thunder]

similar to my experience with ds1, literally took me, and ill never forget it, 33 tries to beat taurus demon

[dreamy sequoia]

Its horrible, youd love it.

[sharp thunder]

worst time of my life

best

[silent stag]

exanima is that toxic relationship where you wonder why tf are you still there but then you start kissing and touching each other and make love passionately

🍠

[wary pewter]

I can’t wait to get scammed for all my gold…

[wheat leaf]

it was gundyr in ds3 that had me

took me like 50 some odd tries

[sharp thunder]

ds3 is the only souls game i never fully beat

[soft osprey]

No you shouldnt unless you’re actually into games where the grind is thousands of hours long

[sharp thunder]

i made it to the swamp area with crabs and thought this SHIT sucks

[silent stag]

why do all these mmorpgs have dookie graphics

[dreamy sequoia]

You have to want to really fucking hate yourself to get 99 all.

[wary pewter]

I love going “man Exanima is so cool why haven’t I played it that much” then restarting and getting to the parts with Ser and the armor stand guys and suddenly, mysteriously remembering

[dreamy sequoia]

Why the fuck am I here, for thousands of hours

Sort of mentality.

[soft osprey]

200m xp all skills

[dreamy sequoia]

Fuck that

[sharp thunder]

taurus demon wasnt even the most attempts i had on a boss, just the most painful. The most attempts i had fighting a boss was black dragon kalameet

[soft osprey]

And greenlog everything

[dreamy sequoia]

Id rather die

Well, I'd sooner die.

[silent stag]

mfers get back from work just to enslave themselves in a game anyway 😭

[wary pewter]

I fucking hate grinding, perfect, I’ll never play more than like 10 hours (clueless)

[wheat leaf]

i wish i got into ds1 more, only made it about halfway through but i got hundreds of hours in ds3

[sharp thunder]

i wish you did too that shit is like the best video game ive ever played to this day

[silent stag]

I had to restart archives and golem foundry 4 times because I'd always get derrin killed there (BTW THEY BUFFED THE GOLEMS)

💔

[wheat leaf]

see i think its cause i tried coming from the smooth lovely mechanics of ds3, then immediately being thrown into the truly unforgiving nature of ds1 and just was not down for it

[dreamy sequoia]

Here's a topic, what's harder to master. Ds series or hs

[wary pewter]

WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING BUFF THE GOLEMS. THEY COLLECTIVELY HOLD THE 40 YD DASH WORLD RECORD AND ARE VIRTUALLY IMMORTAL AND WILL ONETAP YOU IN FULL, GLISTENING PLATE. FUCK!!!

[sharp thunder]

interesting, im like kinda the exact opposite way and my complaint for ds3 is that it feels just insanely fucking fast paced compared to ds1. i could never learn the parry timings or dodge attack reliably in ds3

it just felt too fast

[silent stag]

because exanima players wanted them to have master level ai

so the devs buffed their ai

and they also buffed the ai of every single npc

[wary pewter]

Fucking psychopaths
Is that why it felt like the zombies were wayyyy more aggro?

[wheat leaf]

that threw me off in ds1 too! everything was so slow i would always roll early with those delayed windups lmao

[covert forge]

600 halfsworders right now

[tranquil lantern]

they spoil us with these axe physics

[tranquil lantern]

Im one

[silent stag]

yeah (these are some of the changes)

[wary pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-tearing-up-monkey-crying-sad-monkey-monkey-looking-up-its-over-gif-16027759611976358049

Back to the dick smashing factory I go…

[soft osprey]

It’s night time for the USA, and early morning for Europe. People are asleep or at work lol

[dreamy sequoia]

600 Aussies playing

Wild

[silent stag]

HS players are either ipad kids or uncle nerds, no in between

[tranquil lantern]

I mean its still only a thousand

[soft osprey]

Yes? Also only 700 right now?

[wary pewter]

What 🦅 was 🦅 that 🦅 second 🦅 part 🦅 💥 🇺🇸 🦅 🌭 💥 ⚾️ 🦅

[wheat leaf]

and one canadian ☝️

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes

[tranquil lantern]

bro might like total war

[wheat leaf]

prob the only canadian halfsword player ever ngl

[tranquil lantern]

me and my gang are usually on WH3

empire is my fav though

[alpine yarrow]

is there an updated tutorial on how to install mods

[wary pewter]

Hop on Dawn of War 😈

[wheat leaf]

depends on the mod

[dreamy sequoia]

Most mods come with instructions.

[alpine yarrow]

Alr thank you.

[alpine yarrow]

ty

[soft osprey]

Well yeah theres only so much to do right now anyway once you finish baron you’re done as far as the game goes unless you’re just really into fighting over and over again. Rome total war is like one of the most popular and famous grand strategy games of all times. Im honestly surprised it’s only at a 1.4k 24 hour peak

[tranquil lantern]

just as surprised as you are

wh3 got tons of players rn

its a goodie

[soft osprey]

I don’t like the warhammer ones, but I have thousands of hours in shogun 2 and Attila and I can’t wait for medieval 3

[tranquil lantern]

warhammer is the only way I can get my gang on 🥀

history dont matter to em

[soft osprey]

I just don’t like the whole hero system really. I think it started with the three kingdoms one, or maybe Troy

[tranquil lantern]

Three kingdoms was so good 😭

it was so new

[soft osprey]

I wanted to like it so bad. It had unique ideas and I liked they were doing new different things but

Idk, I just like the classic feel

[tranquil lantern]

fair ig

[soft osprey]

I hope they eventually add a whole world spanning one again like empire

[tranquil lantern]

empire was also so tuff 😭

40k total war is gonna be crazy

thats gonna be universe wide

[soft osprey]

40k before ww1 is crazy. I thought for sure Thats where they were headed after napoleon released

But never came 😔

[tranquil lantern]

40k sells like hot cakes

[soft osprey]

True. All about the money

[tranquil lantern]

(tabletop alone got me enslaved)

real

[soft osprey]

Yes! And empire and napoleon was just forming lines and firing for a while peak

[tranquil lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-albert-einstein-madwolfofōkami-gif-13692030474614117380

all total war is sending dudes til one wins

[soft osprey]

Napoleon got a ww1 mod in the end anyway

Because modders do what devs won’t in every game ever

Guns in halfsword

[tranquil lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/companion-meme-im-crine-luigi-sob-gif-9227778561882860811

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/nf-ts-popcorn-stoner-cats-reggie-reginald-gif-26103172

[quaint wind]

I think of Joe Bart when I see this gif

He names every cat he plays with in game reginald in some stupid ass British accent

[wicked depot]

lobotomy

[timber pilot]

y'know what

[wicked depot]

lobotomy

Lol good timing on the r34

[timber pilot]

i MIGHT make one for the hell of it

draw

im too lazy rn
i already drew for today

#art-🎨 message

[wicked depot]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

[restive barn]

the WHAT NOW

[wicked depot]

Cuz i had nude willie bug lol

But nobody watches my clips

[vestal night]

I need musket with bayonet mod

[restive barn]

no

[vestal night]

Ig i will use spear then

[supple dagger]

isn't there also an actual mod for demo that makes it always happen?

[vestal night]

What....

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-phonk-approved-meme-happy-gif-15595838102594449125

[restive barn]

i have a server now dm for invite

[paper silo]

he doesnt have a dih unfortunately

[restive barn]

i think it's a good time to release the tank mod rn

[restive barn]

it is a challenger 2

tank

[boreal dirge]

around 3 more months until the full game is expected to release

it'd be pretty funny if the game has no bug fixes or hot fixes until the 6th month which just fixes every problem ever and makes the game perfect

[soft osprey]

Around 3 more months is the absolute earliest planned release, though incredibly unlikely

[restive barn]

moai can u join me server

[soft osprey]

Sure dm me the link I’ll accept in the morning, im going to sleep

[paper silo]

how do i get images from the photo mode?

[rotund palm]

go to the game files

theres a screenshots folder

[paper silo]

bet ty mister

[rotund palm]

lemme find the directory

[paper silo]

dw i got it

[rotund palm]

alr

have fun

[paper silo]

[sharp thunder]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/331

not a musket but it does have a bayonet lol

[restive barn]

fuck

[proud cliff]

feint

[near grotto]

Why fuck

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357

[sweet nest]

is there a way for me to just die?

im stuck in abyss

[gleaming lodge]

Holy cash grab

[restive barn]

...

[dreamy sequoia]

Close the game to desktop?

[carmine skiff]

gif of the day Day: 13

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751480380632334457/1123684549826719804/whythink.gif?ex=6a129d89&is=6a114c09&hm=2a4ba5093d3759272d7a1a9b9323ef6a9bcdd7cd18a395963ab9e755ee2ad484&

[high cloud]

what a graphics settings?

[dreamy sequoia]

everybody thinks they're tough, until they take a pot to the face

[wicked depot]

Or a buckler

[high cloud]

guys why my game lagged i have a good pc

[crude flower]

Amazing

[dreamy sequoia]

Update your drivers manually through whatever website your driver uses.
Run dx11 not dx12
Turn blood down to low
Put shadows on medium or low

Should help a bit.

[crude flower]

It just is what it is for the time being, it will lag due to the load

Gotta ball out on 30fps

[dreamy sequoia]

AdamGenius' mod

[wicked depot]

Dont sneak up on me like that

[restive barn]

i would be mad but it's the flail mod and i like the flail mod

[gloomy night]

when is update

i soon old man and die

[dreamy sequoia]

Just want you to know, i was the first person to download your tank.

[rotund palm]

dont worry heavy theyre working on it

[gloomy night]

thank for good news

[frank rose]

bradar the tank explodes randomly

[restive barn]

you are clipping the main cannon into the body

[frank rose]

ok bradar

[dreamy sequoia]

these flails are cool

[stray carbon]

bruh why the gun mods are just save files

[restive barn]

???

[stray carbon]

can u do the old abyss mod

[stray carbon]

im trying to install some gun mods but i only see that they can be used trough save files

and i dont want that cuz i dont wanna get rid of my save

[restive barn]

you can add it to your save

[stray carbon]

how

[restive barn]

which gun mod r u tryng to download

[stray carbon]

glock ak47 shotgun and lightsaber

idk how to install them

[dreamy sequoia]

im sure if you add in a pistol chrome will happily help you

[restive barn]

are you guys TRYING TO AVOID MY MODS OR SOMETHING

[stray carbon]

what

what are you talking about

[dreamy sequoia]

you named off mods from basically everyone, but him.

[restive barn]

uh

[dreamy sequoia]

lol

poor chrome

spellbook when?

[restive barn]

you can try adding it to your save
go to https://trumank.github.io/uesave/
uesave editor
Unreal Engine .sav editor
upload your save file there
and go to root/properties/Player Inventory_0/WeaponPssports/ and pick a random number and go in there
if the random number's "Name" value is None, replace the weaponclasspath with the classpath the mod author gave you

[restive barn]

soon

[stray carbon]

chrome can u still do the old abyss mod

?

[restive barn]

i can

[stray carbon]

plsss

[restive barn]

gimme a sec

[stray carbon]

i want the old abyss mode

[restive barn]

wdym by that

[stray carbon]

what

how do u not know...

[restive barn]

do u want zombies to not be able to bite or smth

[stray carbon]

like the geniune old abyss

from the demo

[restive barn]

idk but i made a mod that forces zombies to not be able to bite

[stray carbon]

alr bro ur confusing me

[stray carbon]

the old abyss mode from the demo

where u loot and fight willies and bosses

[restive barn]

nah i can't do that

[stray carbon]

then why did u say u can lol

[restive barn]

i thought u meant human enemies in abyss

[stray carbon]

i mean

im cool with that

yea

[restive barn]

holy fucking hair bro

[fierce wedge]

what the hell are yo uholding

[restive barn]

futuristic piston thing

[quasi gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-meme-goku-mad-goku-angry-gif-11787772105193349538

[paper mica]

dead game???

[restive barn]

no

[paper mica]

there are no updates

no anything

[restive barn]

not dead

[open edge]

dropkick mechanics coming

[gloomy sandal]

been watching him do this for a few minutes now

[rose void]

Who dis?

In EA, other than the Baron, is there bosses like the tech demo? Like at the end of the tournaments ik there’s a slightly bigger guy

I miss my mini bosses

[rapid pond]

Bosses arent fully fledges out currently

and thats mcwonderbeast our dear community manager

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357 tank mod is out

[restive barn]

do u have tank mod

[rapid pond]

I dont have mods .D

[restive barn]

😂

[rapid pond]

What :D

Im enjoying clipfarming (at least i dont use glock mod vs pistol)

[tough yew]

Im curious about the locomotion of the tank

Piloting a tank on 1475 germany

[restive barn]

wdym

also fencer can u join my server

[tough yew]

sure

[restive barn]

the invite is in the desc of the tank mod

[silk spire]

The installation is a lil hard

[tough yew]

got it

[restive barn]

should i make u a moderator

[restive barn]

what part r u struggling with

[tough yew]

up to you

[quasi sentinel]

Has there been said anything since their announcement march 19th?

[tough yew]

few statements from the community manager yes

have a read yourself

[quasi gazelle]

MOTHERFUCKER

[past kestrel]

overgrown mohawk

[quasi gazelle]

mf about to get discombobulated

[past kestrel]

my character dreams of doing this without dropping the victim in 2 seconds because a chud punched his shoulder

[onyx moon]

true grappler

[lean jacinth]

Does anyone know where I can get an instrumental version of the early access trailer?

https://youtu.be/-A7eNUfqePg

this one

specifically

[onyx moon]

@white frost the end was devastating

[quasi gazelle]

just use this https://vocalremover.org/

[eternal sail]

wheres the guns

[past kestrel]

160KG on Morning 2300

[restive barn]

dude istg if you spent this time hitting the gym you'd be as buff as this guy

[past kestrel]

no need
i got calisthenics

currently its my arm day

buff gamer here

[rotund shadow]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/354?tab=description

its up

[quasi gazelle]

do they shoot just one and then reload?

[rotund shadow]

yep

reload varies pistol faster buss slower

[quasi gazelle]

I see

[glass yarrow]

welp

[rotund shadow]

video?

[glass yarrow]

yep

[rotund shadow]

you gotta be lvl 2 to send vids in this chat

[glass yarrow]

ah

[rotund shadow]

you can send em in game footage for now

[glass yarrow]

well level 2 doesnt seem to be much

oh

still can't make it embed

guess ill either have to just talk for a bit or smth

[rotund shadow]

if its a medal tv link itll work

[woeful heart]

Do you think you unlock new features once you hit day 201,115

[past kestrel]

IM GOING TO GIVE THE CONQUEST TREATMENT TO YOUR NECK IF PRESS G AGAIN
SAY IT AGAIN, I DARE YOU

[minor tangle]

"Squandrel."

[glass yarrow]

how'd you get your Willie to look that buff?

[minor tangle]

Eating clean

[woeful heart]

Devour your foes

[past kestrel]

he's been alive for 2.3k days

[glass yarrow]

I see

[woeful heart]

If you devour your foes you'll absorb their strength and eventually become buff

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-mark-grayson-spaghetti-conquest-gif-8509359667451820648

[fresh gyro]

i see these types of screenshot and i get a lil sad cuz i know that one day a future update will wipe that progress

[fresh gyro]

especially knowing that changes to the save system are basically guaranteed

[frosty musk]

Are you telling me this mf managed to kill 5 zombies before perishing

[lost rover]

Why he so bloody already need 200 gauze

[frosty musk]

Because he killed two zombies before that with no leg

then he lost his arm

[past kestrel]

i can throw anything around at this point (he died from fall damage)

[past kestrel]

would be scary (for them) if i threw that guy into a spiky log

[onyx moon]

aint no way this is legit

that is crazy

[past kestrel]

its legit

[past kestrel]

#1474023089284190333

you may see my progress here

[onyx moon]

im still a bit slow, 100 ish kg on day 320

but my excuse is that i had to go from soldier

to the baron

so im mad short

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357 tank mod

[white frost]

christ

[vale knoll]

is there a way i can reset and start again?

[smoky tusk]

whats happening with the game are they not updating anymore?
its been 90 days no update
or 3 months

[lost rover]

Why the long face

[lost rover]

Chances to see chrome play buffslop:

https://tenor.com/view/below-zero-frozen-freeze-temperature-ice-cube-gif-13416948

[lost rover]

How does this happenings

[restive barn]

i have played buffslop before

[restive barn]

it's the power piston mod

[lost rover]

2 weeks ago you would kill El Chromo today

[restive barn]

but it's the overclocked version that is 5x stronger

[restive barn]

not actual buffslop

[lost rover]

What if it hurt

[urban cairn]

i lowkey js cut through a dudes armor and took his arm off

[restive barn]

i've been on that 160kg natty's save file

[lost rover]

This is actually very unhealthy

Your body shouldnt constrict like that

But still willie anatomy is different from human so maybe they can stretch

[soft osprey]

Do you have a source for that or do you just like making things up

[lost rover]

I have source

[restive barn]

this thing is op but it flings you back so far

[subtle aurora]

mike tyson

[lost rover]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_(torture)

[brazen rune]

how i can play the old version of half sword

when we only had the abyss

[lost rover]

You should make your arms disappear

[lost rover]

Be wary of the beast

[soft osprey]

Old builds aren’t allowed to be distributed, and you cannot revert on steam

If you have the old files you can play them through the exe

[subtle aurora]

interesting angle of attack

[vale knoll]

how to reset progress

[lost rover]

Chris Peachick Ken vs Tend Der Stekke

[soft osprey]

Check pinned messages in this chat for a guide

[restive barn]

don't use open face helm

[vale knoll]

thanks

[urban cairn]

i js cut a dudes helmet so cleanly his face looks like a mask

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-strohmann-news-spaghettification-black-hole-gif-14939920008692425230

[restive barn]

blasting away

[subtle aurora]

ngl the staff is rlly slept on

[sharp thunder]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/328

yo chat i made the ak47 better

can actually aim it now

[restive barn]

the tank is still out

[quasi gazelle]

yippee

[silk spire]

this is a commoner

💔

[subtle aurora]

imma hit willie so fucking hard that hes gonna go flying

[crude flower]

No way

[subtle aurora]

i mean

if you count grappling

then easily

I love beating willies

[crude flower]

How do you reset the campaign if possible

Can't figure out

Wanna do a go around

[subtle aurora]

what the actual fuck

I slashed the champion and he got sent flying

[quasi gazelle]

holy fuck the improved ak47 is awesome

bullet physics 🤤

[subtle aurora]

alr somehow a mace cut me in half so now i gotta kill 23 enemies

[subtle aurora]

rip and tear until it is done

[subtle aurora]

mod?

[restive barn]

is this your save file

[silk spire]

yh

[silk spire]

nope

[subtle aurora]

which one

[silk spire]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/346

[steady ice]

I love beating my willie

[silk spire]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mLHLFCG3WCPXOxEHp?invite=cr-MSx3MnQsNDMzNzQyOTYx

this things a beast

[digital zephyr]

does anyone else like the demo blood better

[silk spire]

yeah

its better

ea blood makes my game crash'

[digital zephyr]

not js how unoptimized it is i like how it’s kind of stylized it reminds me of ghost of tsushima

[silk spire]

yeah demo blood was far better

i could set it to the highest without any problems

[subtle aurora]

is there any giant swords

[silk spire]

yeah

and the great sword from the demo

[subtle aurora]

o

tuff

I installed it but since im currently tryna save my life against 23 enemies i cant test it yet

[silk spire]

lmao

goodluck

[fast bramble]

Wait is that a mod or a save edit?

[silk spire]

save

[fast bramble]

Any chance you could point me to the item name?

[silk spire]

wdym

[quasi gazelle]

PUT THE GUN DOWN

[silk spire]

you want the save file?

[quasi gazelle]

I think he means the path

[silk spire]

oh

[wheat leaf]

You got ovrdths armory by chance?

[quasi gazelle]

for save editing

[fast bramble]

Oh actually I guess I should ask, how did you get it? Did you edit the save file directly or use something like ovrdth's?

[silk spire]

nah i js got the mod from nexus

its a save file

[subtle aurora]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/346?tab=description

[silk spire]

with alot of weapons

[subtle aurora]

thats it

[fast bramble]

Thanks!

[silk spire]

honestly best thing abt it is that youre 110kg in freeplay

[fast bramble]

I have it but haven't dabbled much with it, I've been too busy messing with the gun mods

[silk spire]

instead of 70kg

[subtle aurora]

O

thats tuff

[fast bramble]

Ooo I'll have to see how they did that

Don't want to get rid of my save but I'm sure I can just copy the relevant bits over to mine

[wheat leaf]

Don’t blame ya lol, regardless if your ever wanting to make greatswords use the sword grip size 20, we currently have only 5, 10, and 15 hence no greatswords

[silk spire]

is ovrdth eaasy to install now

it was a pain to install in the demo

[fast bramble]

Dope, thanks

[wheat leaf]

It’s pretty easy now, just time consuming to use

[fast bramble]

Yeah it's far more in depth from the loadout saving it was when I last used it

Gonna need to take a bit of a day to learn it

[subtle aurora]

rate sword 1/10

[silk spire]

ii love how modding wwent from weapon mod packs to tanks and guns

absolute cinema

[quasi gazelle]

this shit finna feel like doom

[fast bramble]

This is the real Half Sword 2.0

[silk spire]

rookie numbers

[fast bramble]

We're gonna finally get the update and it's gonna break all the mods, and everyone will be mad

I'm calling it now

[wheat leaf]

That’s absolutely what’s gonna happen

[silk spire]

wdym

[subtle aurora]

wait how long until the update

3 years?

[wheat leaf]

At minimum if they tweak the body physics all the mod weapons will handle poorly or something