halfsword-chat-⚔

[near grotto]

Yeah the US is awesome

[wheat leaf]

thats a stretch

[wary pewter]

lots to ponder take some time to think about it boss. lots to ponder. lots of things to ponder. with your brain. think about this things. alright.

[near grotto]

It's like really cool

[barren tulip]

im tryinggg

[small glen]

Canada became a country around 1867

[wheat leaf]

wait..

67?

[near grotto]

Don't

[wary pewter]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅

[near grotto]

STOP

[small glen]

Most countries didn't become a modern day country till like the 19th century or 20th century.

[barren tulip]

if germany released in 1871 or whatever how are we speaking german

[small glen]

US is old

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-meme-gif-25402455

[wary pewter]

weve found a neanderthal that died around the age of ~60-70 with inhibitory genetic conditions and numerous grievous injuries that healed over multiple years so i think thats pretty cool i guess

[wheat leaf]

thats cause were better, we knew the perfect year to become independant

[barren tulip]

60 70 lol

[small glen]

Modern greece came around at 1830

Like bro

Everyone calls the US new gen

Bitch it's older than most countries 😭

[near grotto]

Worst Greece arc

[wary pewter]

ive come to a business decision that you may need to be put down for everyone's good

[wary pewter]

thought socrates was older than that

[wheat leaf]

greece is past their prime, has been for like 2000 years

[barren tulip]

what kinda business is that

[near grotto]

Every major empire ends up getting cucked and then castrated

[wary pewter]

just monkey business darling

[barren tulip]

dont call me that

[small glen]

I think England and France are technically the oldest

[barren tulip]

wench

[wary pewter]

i do what i want, That

[near grotto]

France has this cool thing where they lost more wars with themselves than with any other country

[barren tulip]

i just got it

[small glen]

France still has most wins

[near grotto]

Something something Croatian response

[small glen]

It's why they needed to be jumped

[wary pewter]

im glad i could provide you with the gift of my mind

[small glen]

Or be overpowered brutally

[wheat leaf]

italy is pret old, they still got the collossium n shit

[barren tulip]

poetic

[small glen]

1861 btw

[near grotto]

"Guys let's spend 10 billion france bucks to build the maginot line, the Germans would NEVER just go around it!"

They went around it

[wary pewter]

dont pull up to the frankenburg hood bro what the fawkkkk they blasted my boy's shit smoove off

[small glen]

And if you want to be more technical

Modern day italy is like

[wheat leaf]

what the heck happened in that mid-late 1800's timeframe when countries just started existing

[small glen]

1946 old

[small glen]

Political changes

From kingdoms and empires

[near grotto]

Modern day Italy is filled with wifi

[small glen]

To actual countries

[barren tulip]

do you think they had a king von in victorian england

[near grotto]

No

[small glen]

And being full fledged

[barren tulip]

yes man

[wheat leaf]

and fiats

[barren tulip]

that one murderer

[wary pewter]

You're insight is truly inspirational — these kinds of comments are appreciated for their ability to further 🚀 the current conversation. Keep it 🚀 up!

🚀 🚀 🚀

—

[small glen]

Most "countries" back then were usually half assed kingdoms owned by someone else or pieced together

[wheat leaf]

gone are the good days

[near grotto]

I hope ten people in this server are randomly chosen to be drawn and quartered

[barren tulip]

thank you

[barren tulip]

why

[wary pewter]

i hope its me ten times thatd be kinda dope

[barren tulip]

take ten for the team

[near grotto]

idk

[wheat leaf]

the good ol days, when you and a gaggle of your rambunctious homies could declare a section of a country as your own and slowly overthrow other amounts of idiots and just say you own the whole place, now theres paperwork and taxes

[small glen]

France and England are old because they kind of were unified

For a super long time

Making them, full fledged countries

[wary pewter]

double it and give it to the next willie

[small glen]

They weren't rly owned by someone else, and if they were it was never long

[near grotto]

Sometimes I wanna go back in time and prevent Serbia from doing that one thing

[wheat leaf]

Sometimes I wanna go back in time and prevent Serbia

[near grotto]

He's back.

[wary pewter]

srbjia 🇷🇸 idk man what were we talking about i think about neanderthals a lot

[small glen]

So yeah chat, before i sleep.

Is the US new gen compared to modern day countries?

No.

US, is infact.

Older than like, unironically half of europe

[near grotto]

The two most destructive conflicts in human history could've been averted if Bosnia and Serbia just kissed

[wheat leaf]

well the lands all the same age yknow, not like they just spawned in

[wary pewter]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅

[shell bronze]

the interest in half sword is directly (and inversely) proportional to non half sword stuff that gets talked about in half sword chat

[near grotto]

I hate Half Sword and hope it falls

[wary pewter]

2 bizy talkn bout ya mom

[wheat leaf]

rosted

[shell bronze]

not what yours said last night

[barren tulip]

take a chill pill

[shell bronze]

SO TRUE

[near grotto]

I hope Half Sword falls onto its half sword

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

so true king........

[restive barn]

ea handling can NOT be this bad

[shell bronze]

GARBAGE

[wheat leaf]

it sure is

[wary pewter]

shut your mouth you vapid cur

[shell bronze]

damn my bad

💔

[wary pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350065745371070517/1432453327257473074/edab8c126f05b70c.gif

[wheat leaf]

vapid, havent heard that one in a while lowkey

[near grotto]

I hope God comes down and commands the update to be released in its current state

[restive barn]

i mean sure they fucked up parrying and the wrists are wobbly but they have some good ideas

you can do moullinets now

[near grotto]

French word

[wheat leaf]

i was about to say, 1h weapons are peak now

[near grotto]

Can't hear it

[wary pewter]

reached deep into that repertoire

[grave pecan]

wheres the demo arming doublets

they looked cooler

[restive barn]

gone

[near grotto]

In heaven

[grave pecan]

lame

[wheat leaf]

YOUR heaven?

[restive barn]

hi heaven im dad

[grave pecan]

make a mod to bring it back

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-funn-funny-ez-gif-19606337

[wheat leaf]

no wonder your so divine

[near grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712865634211463199/1494530646926823475/doodle-sad.gif

[wheat leaf]

[near grotto]

This is Half Sword get used to dissapointment

[shell bronze]

definitely not vernacular

[grave pecan]

lowkey miss when you could wear any shirt and any armor

gambesons look so cool

[small glen]

Slavic countries for no fucking reason in 20th century during the brink of the cold war.

"I feel like starting a rebellion\massacre\war."

[wheat leaf]

devs HATE your fashion

[grave pecan]

forced to use arming doublets now

[near grotto]

The Slavic urge to KILL

[grave pecan]

also chains used to be separate

in demo

[small glen]

My Slovakian heritage makes me want to murder Italians in a video game

[wheat leaf]

man i dont care if i need arming doublets, i just cant believe they forgot to give baron gold shoes

[near grotto]

Mafia video game

I want the Baron to have his big smelly feet out

[wary pewter]

non sequitur ad nauseam lorem ipsum dolor sit amet dulce et decorum est pro patria mori et cetera

[small glen]

[wheat leaf]

my brotha.

[small glen]

No.

G-guys... i farted... I-I so sorry..

sniffles

[near grotto]

Does Baron take care of his toes?

[wheat leaf]

no, i do

[wary pewter]

Shut the FUCK up.

[barren tulip]

someone destroy him

[small glen]

We all do

[grave pecan]

he doesnt even have a hauberk

[near grotto]

Half Sword foot mod when

[wheat leaf]

admins, blood eagle him

[small glen]

He just randomly says "feet"

[wheat leaf]

what a brokie lmao

[shell bronze]

feet

[small glen]

Flexing my shark sona for the 50th time tonight

[near grotto]

Fighting willie in the alley when suddenly he kicks you down and slams his foot onto your face and the game is forced into first person

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-front-man-squid-game-2-happy-celebration-gif-12369111202088932661

[barren tulip]

do sharks count as scalies?

[near grotto]

No, they're gillies

[small glen]

I think they just count as Fish sona types

[wheat leaf]

aquarians?

[barren tulip]

i didnt know their was more than two types

[small glen]

Rali is to blame for this

[small glen]

I just call them all sonas deadass

[barren tulip]

ban him

[small glen]

It's all the same shit

[near grotto]

[barren tulip]

true

[restive barn]

lizzo juice

[grave pecan]

this is a literal sticker from the server

[small glen]

There Avians.. insects.. fishes..

[wheat leaf]

she still a baddie

[barren tulip]

ban the sever

[small glen]

It's a shark

[restive barn]

??

[small glen]

She a Florida shark

[small glen]

Don't worry she an adult

[wheat leaf]

oh, shes from florida 🙄

[small glen]

Yeah

[wheat leaf]

probably down there in the ocean chewin on tires n shit

[restive barn]

last time i made a joke like this i legit got warned

how come you don't get warned

[small glen]

Me and Rali are matching it, her moth sona is from Maryland, my shark is from Florida

[near grotto]

aquatic sona
from florida
What did they mean by this

[restive barn]

double standards🙄

[wheat leaf]

my friend please dont test the admins i am on THIN ice

[wary pewter]

we hate you

[small glen]

It's an Atlantic shortfin Mako shark

[restive barn]

i have 4 warns out of 5

[small glen]

It's common here in Florida

[restive barn]

one more warn and i am gone forever

[small glen]

It's so common

[near grotto]

Worst 2 states you could ever have your sonas be from 💔

[shell bronze]

why don't you snitch

[small glen]

I can walk ouside

[shell bronze]

why don't you throw hb under the bus

[small glen]

Jump into the ocean

[mighty linden]

i sure hope they're working on a new update

[wheat leaf]

i have like 5/6 ive already been banished once

[shell bronze]

we all got warns on da road to esteemed member status

[restive barn]

i am of the people

[small glen]

And see like 10 of them

[near grotto]

Where did 4 come from

[restive barn]

mostly jokes in bad taste

[shell bronze]

even i got warns

[wheat leaf]

or bad interpretation from staff, its kinda up to them to decide if its funny enough or not

[shell bronze]

all six infinity warns await this guy

[small glen]

No big surprise

[shell bronze]

snitch on him!!!!!!!!!!

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

[shell bronze]

post-moderator btw

[near grotto]

I got one warn because the mods hate good jokes

[small glen]

My warn is funny af

[shell bronze]

was clean record n shit

[small glen]

I got it and it's still hilarious

[shell bronze]

good jokes in mainstream public server!!?!?!

imposible .

[wheat leaf]

on jah, they hate my word play

[shell bronze]

poetry so good even the jester wants gng executed

[small glen]

Not saying my warn was unreasonable, because it very much was 100%

But it made me laugh

[shell bronze]

warns are rite of passage

[small glen]

I was going to do a gator originally

[wary pewter]

i dont think ive ever gotten a warn which is absolutely shocking, but at the same time the real half sword team members are all maniacs so the bar is low

[small glen]

Changed my mind

[shell bronze]

if you been here long and/or active and don't got at least one i cannot trust you

it's like run-ins wit da law

we don't fw squares

[barren tulip]

thats hilarious

[restive barn]

you're an alien if you've never been warned in half cord

[wheat leaf]

if you aint got a dui you aint driving right 🔥

[near grotto]

chrome334 gonna get slimed and chrome335 will take his place

[barren tulip]

i got timed out five minutes ago

[restive barn]

wtf legit double standards

[wary pewter]

genuinely the funniest people on this server are the devs/VAs and such, theyre fuckin nuts

[restive barn]

if i said this when i first joined i'd get smited

[lunar compass]

holy bnased 😭

[shell bronze]

if you never commit to/have gotten in some kind of lawman trouble for traffic infractions you should not be driving me

[wary pewter]

ive succesfully manipulated the modteam over a long time, such that i could post actual gore in the chat and not even get the message deleted. i am the half sword discord king.

[shell bronze]

ykw

[near grotto]

So do it

[shell bronze]

fire

do it

[restive barn]

you'll never know what happened to chrome333

[shell bronze]

i love live demonstrations

[lunar compass]

i mean tbh if you're a weird person right off the bat it's fair to warn you

[wary pewter]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ricky-oh-head-mellow--k01KR2FB01JMTDFBQS9RCX94C3K

[lunar compass]

but if people know you more it's fine

[wary pewter]

dont ever fucking doubt me....

[lunar compass]

his head built like a watermelon

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[near grotto]

I ate him, skin and bone alike. Tendons, muscle fiber, everything. Not a droplet of blood was wasted.

[wheat leaf]

see i think sometime in the relatively recent past the staff team had a sit down and realized they had to get more consistent and reasonable with teh warnings, cause there was a time when youd get warned for jokes equal to ones the staff made, it was 100% their interpretation or mood that played into it, but theyve seemed to be more chill or reasonable now

[lunar compass]

those gifs are the funniest shit to ever come from here

[restive barn]

you killed my dad!

[near grotto]

k

[barren tulip]

Crafty Rat we should combine and become a big a nd crafty rayt

[wheat leaf]

a big crafty rat is a formidable force

[near grotto]

I should absorb you like a twin in the womb

[barren tulip]

thats a new hit movie

[near grotto]

A glorious chimera we shall be

[barren tulip]

i control the limbs

[near grotto]

I control the brain

[barren tulip]

you control the brain

[wheat leaf]

"the big crafty rat" coming to theatres near you

[barren tulip]

were already in sync

[near grotto]

Its time to kill the half sword

[barren tulip]

bigger than the minions

[near grotto]

smaller than the croods

[wary pewter]

yw

[lunar compass]

SUKUNA ?

[barren tulip]

how big does a rat need ot be before its called big

[near grotto]

I think the staff sat down and kissed and held hands

[near grotto]

8 inches

[barren tulip]

what is the normal size of a rat

we need to get a research team on this

[near grotto]

Me

[barren tulip]

what size are you

[near grotto]

Rat size

[barren tulip]

damn hes good

[wary pewter]

i kissed the staff

[lunar compass]

i thought your pfp was a berlingot at first

[wheat leaf]

100%

[wary pewter]

it is actually a car

[barren tulip]

did the staff realise its all love

[lunar compass]

i know

[wheat leaf]

they realized we only did what we had to do for the nookie

[lunar compass]

just not a berlingot

[near grotto]

Every car enthusiast should kiss me

[barren tulip]

do you think they all share a big cigar in their office

[lunar compass]

sorry im not itno rats

[barren tulip]

zoo wee mama

[near grotto]

I think they all swim in a big pool of money and there's a sign that says "EA EARNINGS"

[wheat leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466814860640911513/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

[barren tulip]

thats insane

[barren tulip]

banned

[lunar compass]

why is he sucking it

[wheat leaf]

mythic level gif pull i found in chat some time ago

[barren tulip]

so sensual

[wheat leaf]

hes not, he actually ate it, you can see the blades missing

[near grotto]

Blade made of chocolate

[barren tulip]

i used to watch videos of people eating wrenches

made of chocolate

[lunar compass]

hungry ass willie 😭

[near grotto]

I watched that guy too

His mouth scared me

[barren tulip]

lol

mouths are scary

[wheat leaf]

what the fuck are you guys watching 😭

[barren tulip]

stuff

[wheat leaf]

wait is it Jerry?

[lunar compass]

rat stuff

[barren tulip]

rats rats we are the rats

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/willard-2003-willard-stiles-willard-1971-ratmans-notebooks-ratman's-notebooks-gif-14182637082031077320

[barren tulip]

who the hell is jerry

[near grotto]

Yes

JerryASMR

Tool eater

[barren tulip]

i looked it up yeah it is

guy knows jerry somehow

[wheat leaf]

oh my god i HATE that guy

[near grotto]

I hope he eats 10 randomly chosen server members

[barren tulip]

i like him now that i remember him

me! me!

[lunar compass]

please not me

[wheat leaf]

i first found him by a video where he had his whole head painted black with a black background so it just looked like a mouth void consuming endless food

[barren tulip]

thats scray

he has a nice smile

[wheat leaf]

yeah he must take very good care of his teeth

[barren tulip]

i wonder how many teeth stuff he has

i didnt realise how many people listen to food asmr

[near grotto]

I hope he eats you

[barren tulip]

this guy is slurping down this mcdonalds

he makes every food look so good i wouldnt even mind

[near grotto]

I hope he eats you and then triumphantly rubs his belly and gives it a big 'ol slap

[barren tulip]

shut it

[near grotto]

Ok

[barren tulip]

sorry come back

[near grotto]

I go to sleep goodnight

[barren tulip]

goodngiht then

dont let the bed bugs bit

[white frost]

he throws shit at the game every few days and so and comes back and repeats it again 💔

[sullen basin]

I’m still playing the demo, decided six months later to download the main version, see if anything changed or got stuck.

The optimization is a bit better.
Nothing else changed.

Well, it’s a shame that a good game was killed by greedy people. You can do nothing with your money. We’re waiting for paid DLCs

[sharp thunder]

one handed flail is complete

what u guys think of the handle

[dreamy sequoia]

looks fantastic!

[supple dagger]

No one bonks me and gets away with it

[wicked depot]

Quick slaughter

Much easier to parry when they only got 1 good arm lol

[dreamy sequoia]

Just realised you've done a mod using a skull for a mace head before.... a skull headed flail doesn't sound horrible, just sayin

[rapid pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

Anyone got more of these

[white frost]

theres like a billion more of those GIFS

[lost rover]

Now who was Chrome1

Starter of the 334 chromes

[restive barn]

nobody special

[lost rover]

How about chrome 100,200 and 300

[marsh hollow]

😭

[supple dagger]

Young Willie

Adult Willie

[marsh hollow]

whats wrong with willie hand

[supple dagger]

because the face is a mod and mods aren't always perfect

[marsh hollow]

ah its the willie mod

peak

[supple dagger]

anyways here's Willie's father, Wilhelm

[supple dagger]

And he already died. Now I have Willie's tragic backstory.

[tiny path]

why did he lose his fucking hair 😭

realistic aging tbh

he got androgenic alopecia

[supple dagger]

had to find a reason why he was bald somehow and I chose aging

[lost rover]

Why is he so rich

[tiny path]

he owns big willie.corp

[lost rover]

I always thought willie was elon musk’s face before joining hapfcord

Halfcord

[supple dagger]

modded save file

Good night

[marsh hollow]

the things u can do in half sword is so peak

[rapid pond]

Blood splatter my beloved

Still cannot thank galaxy enought, they are beautiful

[slim meadow]

imagine picking up a bleeding willie and drawing with his blood

🤤

[rapid pond]

Licking feature when

[marsh hollow]

lowkey do that with the walls in the cellar, they're like a canvas

[slim meadow]

biting is already a mod, licking should be next

[supple dagger]

bro let go of my axe

[marsh hollow]

fr

[lost rover]

The way i found out about half sword is pretty funny

I was searching about mordhau videos then my fyp just became medieval stuff

[marsh hollow]

i love this

[lost rover]

Then this really cool physics based medieval game showed up which had really cool gore system so i went on steam and downloaded the demo (4 months unaware the playtest was open to everyone)

[wind lion]

how did you get here?

[supple dagger]

Is this image tuff

[marsh hollow]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/343

BRO HELP 💔 ✌🏾

[wind lion]

thank you

[supple dagger]

yw what imma try this
hope theres a lq version in case I can't run it

[marsh hollow]

i dont think there is but the map is so peak

[marsh hollow]

this zombie never gives up

[supple dagger]

nevermind the map is 12 whole GB
nexus has a max download speed of 3 mb im not trying to take all day to download this
maybe another time

[carmine skiff]

sup

gif of the day Day: 10

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193505175177007137/1264628334684274929/2d50e1a486de02d0d75b9ada8889df91.gif?ex=6a0beeaa&is=6a0a9d2a&hm=9f148272ef6f069680039450a4423609b856f686610d61e587f44866b165432b&

[balmy kernel]

hey fellas

yesterday i was duel wielding great axes and today i cant

anyone know how to do it?

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-photosynthesis-gif-16799160997289191376

[spice dawn]

New update when ?

[chrome crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-professor-farnsworth-professor-farnsworth-bender-gif-25198969

[spice dawn]

nice

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038238583686967428/1320926642855481385/attachment-12-1.gif

[sleek gull]

Today is the day. Update, or Riots. Which will the Comms team decide?! Tune in!

[tranquil lantern]

Coach is right

If we want an update, we have to work as a team

[sleek gull]

Today marks the last day of the 3 month communication gap.

(Technically, really isn't, It would be starting in June. But it has been too long.)

[surreal helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120423137033588866/1500598199948284015/caption.gif

[supple dagger]

we're definitely in a better situation than we were before, but I feel like a "hey, we're still here" every now and then is better than complete radio silence

[rotund palm]

i still have faith in an update coming out this month

[supple dagger]

it would be peak if it updated right when summer break starts

[deep shale]

just one screenshot, sire

and we all go ape

[supple dagger]

I think at this point we've been way past the differences in physics between the two games
I don't really got a problem with it

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-gif-8623811693281210137

[sleek gull]

Nah, still trash.

[supple dagger]

demo is more straight-forward while EA is floppy, making you have to resort to a whole different playstyle

[sleek gull]

Its not about play style. It is simply broken. All I did was swing left and right, and you can clearly see that it is messed up.

[sleek gull]

Are you holding Shift?

That fact that you have a 5kg sword is an issue in and of itself, historically. But that is a whole other topic lol.

[supple dagger]

Yeah, I hold shift and tap the movement keys to do quick sidesteps. great for dodging

[sleek gull]

During that clip, you are holding shift?

[dusk umbra]

man even the videos are stuttering for me lol

[supple dagger]

only when I started moving, yes. Why do you ask?

[sleek gull]

If it were a fantasy sandbox, sure. But....

[sleek gull]

Because that changes the way you swing.

Shift is more aggressive. Without shift, it is less aggressive.

[supple dagger]

...Then hold shift.

[fallen glacier]

swords aren't too hard to control, even heavier ones. Just gotta practice and be patient with them. Alt stance is useful sometimes.

[sleek gull]

I do, and when I do, it results in the initial clip I posted.

[onyx moon]

not bad kid

[fallen glacier]

estoc is bestoc

[supple dagger]

probably because you were heavily swinging your sword left and right without accounting for the weight and floppiness of the sword. If you have a sword tuned to what you're used to you'll do great

[fallen glacier]

true. Proper balance helps a lot

[sleek gull]

lol, y'all talking like i'm new to this.

[restive barn]

i think what they're trying to do is overcomplicate simple actions like swinging left and right

[fallen glacier]

I know you're not, but sometimes the advice is needed I guess, idk.

[sleek gull]

It is a realistically weighted, and balanced sword.

[waxen brook]

should i do a run with only biting

[fallen glacier]

do you happen to have a pic of where the PoB is?

[sleek gull]

Nah, though I do wish there was a way to go back to the forge and adjust, or even just view it.

Typically, I balance my swords a couple inches to the right of the guard.

[dusk umbra]

depends how much i want to club with the sword

[fallen glacier]

I agree. I also wish they maybe gave a better way to tell exactly where the PoB is, in measurement, from the guard.

If it helps, the "Indicator Gauntlet" (as it's internally named) that appears when right clicking is about 10.5cm wide on the metacarpal plate. So you might could use that to make a rough measurement.

[sleek gull]

Its not going to matter. I have crafted dozens of swords when I put my initial 80 hours into the EA. Tested and Tested. The issues remain no matter how well you make your sword.

[fallen glacier]

That's odd, for me it seems to matter quite a lot.

[sleek gull]

Dunno, I know i'm not alone. Maybe it is a settings thing?

I play on a higher in game sensitivity and 2,000 dpi. Maybe EA can't handle it?

[dusk umbra]

huh odd does this server prevent me from pasting pics from the clipboard?

[fallen glacier]

You have to be lvl 2

[sleek gull]

Not maxed, but higher than default

[dusk umbra]

gotcha

[supple dagger]

sensitivity is always what gets you. mines all low lol

[restive barn]

if you throw it you can get a pretty good idea on where it is

based off how it spins

[supple dagger]

let me switch to something im more used to rq

[dusk umbra]

grip is just a bit broken

[dusk umbra]

like just now my guy refused to hold the flail properly

[waxen brook]

guys im the halfsword cannibal

[dusk umbra]

missing bone syndrom im afraid

[fallen glacier]

Missing bone syndrome. That's tragic

[supple dagger]

5v1 commoners

[dusk umbra]

idk in ea i kind of like how polearms feel but not how often i lose grip

throwing a regular swing should not have my guy letting go of the polearm

what screen cap soft you guys using?

[fallen glacier]

I use obs

how bout you

[dusk umbra]

interesting

[sleek gull]

I use Steam. Since I have steam open any how, it makes 1 less application I need running at the time

[supple dagger]

5v1 militia with almost full loadout (i forgot to get a shield)

[dusk umbra]

i was wondering if there was an either way ot put out short clips like that

[supple dagger]

they're actually not that good but I compensate by heavily optimizing it with the lowest graphics physically possible

[dusk umbra]

i like 5v1 soldiers with no clothes just a helmet and polearm

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-i-was-crazy-once-gif-13785912751198548358

https://tenor.com/view/new-polynomers-city-epic-embedded-fail-image-perms-at-level15-ruv-zavodilla-gif-21469369

try again

[supple dagger]

I play low damage player because either way i'll instantly die from one singular slightly good hit and mid to low npc damage because in any other setting npcs are either made of titanium or butter, no inbetween.

you gotta be level 3 gng

just chat

[rapid pond]

Literraly no link whatsoever

[near grotto]

da fisicks.......

[supple dagger]

theres still mods bro, only the devs are radio silent. you'll get banned if you try anything

[rapid pond]

I cant post gifs and the rat i accidentally steped on 1 year ago killed my grandma

I swear this be criminal

Welp

[supple dagger]

ok

[rapid pond]

Yo mods you wanna slime this one

[supple dagger]

anyways 5v1 soldier

it aint july 17 bro

[rapid pond]

Only you

[supple dagger]

we alr bought the ea, only dlc is the supporter pack which gives you soundtracks and wip stuff. they're not gonna do that

had to remove it, it was a liability

[rapid pond]

Only dlc's i could see being remotely possible are other psrt of history, like romans and such

And we 100% getting 1.0 before any dlc's

[supple dagger]

that'd make sense

[dusk umbra]

not even a halberd thats a messer taped to the top of an axe

[supple dagger]

i call it the MultiWeapon

yeah made it myself

okay maybe not 5v1 veteran. at least not without armor. I did pretty well tho

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/l3gacord-stare-laughing-emoji-blue-slime-gif-14668909583579328987

js talk for a while

[dusk umbra]

you might get away with it in a better approach

[supple dagger]

I also have no idea what happend at the end
dude tripped

okay screw it, one knight, no armor

[supple dagger]

OKAY DEFINITELY NOT

I DID 5v1 VET
but the footage was too long I can't send it 😭

[dusk umbra]

hand brake

[supple dagger]

its fine i did it again

[dusk umbra]

ugh the no screenshots are annoying

i just did in i knight with just a bastard sword

[supple dagger]

Dang I was so close with 5v1 man of arms
I need a helmet

[dusk umbra]

ya it saves you from the random bullshit bumps

[rotund palm]

js be patient

[supple dagger]

yeah so the helmet makes it too easy. taking it off

5v1 man of arms FINALLY
took forever

5v1 knights carnage

[spark axle]

I love 5v1 fights, I hope we get the option for bigger battles in the future

this is a non lethal one I did a little while ago that I was quite happy with

[supple dagger]

non lethal sounds quite subjective

[spark axle]

CTE didnt exist until the 1920's, they're fine

[supple dagger]

I did it. I finally did it. 5v1. Knights. No Armor. Had to literally speed up the footage because it was too long and the file size was too big. Here it is in all of its glory.

oh now it just looks all goofy 😭

imma just go to bed, it's morning now 💔

[quasi gale]

Fucking hilarious

[spark axle]

time for the baron tournament under the same conditions

[supple dagger]

it was supposed to be awesome footage of me completing a difficult feat... Now I know to never speed up half sword footage

[restive cave]

This is how i used to be moving in the final challenge on the demo

Blunt damage was way worse though so when i got near knights i'd rob a mace and start being a little more careful

[pearl ferry]

slapped the shit outta this guy

hey i think your sword is a little too big maybe

[spark axle]

how much does that thing weigh

[pearl ferry]

for honor executing the willies part 54

[spark axle]

[pearl ferry]

LOL

[spark axle]

brother please hold it with two hands

[pearl ferry]

yeah you can get some insane power out of them

especially on halberds and longer weapons

[rotund palm]

the centrifugal force actually helps a lot in game

the character doesnt actually want to swing and extend their weapons

so if you have a heavy weapon you cant swing fast it doesnt get enough range

oh nvm

ur talknig abt body centrifugal

i hope they dont remove this

[pearl ferry]

you can also "throw" your sword out pretty effectively like a javelin if you halfsword and unhalfsword as you lunge

[rotund palm]

i mean what you mean

[rotund palm]

ive seen this move a lot before

its really OP

very cool looking move

brah

i wasnt talking abt the actual physics behind it

i was talking abt them nerfing the ability to do it

via the stamina

[pearl ferry]

i like all the silly physics shit in the demo, early access has some weird quirks i cant get over

you can create a lot of leverage with very little effort randomly in demo and it's hilarious

[brittle ridge]

thanks to the developers! they're a great company i've been playing since version 0.3 and I think the game can improve even more If you need proof, I have it

[rotund palm]

im not even going to try solving this communication problem today im so sad

[rotund palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1502341143948689540/s03xrb5.gif

yea its a miscommunication

[brittle ridge]

now do I send pictures here? i want to provide proof that I've been playing since version 0.3.

[rotund palm]

sure

or #photography📷

or #game-footage-🎮🎥

[brittle ridge]

sent

[small glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1505984593839521952/m18k6h7.gif

[pearl ferry]

"dude you need to watch invincible, all the fights are epic as fuck!"
Invincible fights:

[small glen]

Anissa vs Mark ah fight

[spark axle]

why is the demo combat so much better

[raw marsh]

any news at all on new content updates or any updates at all?

[past kestrel]

E

Ra

[sharp orchid]

shot this poor guy's eye out

[rotund palm]

floating png

2 minutes of full on moaning

like theres 2 seconds of actually good fight/impact scenes in the show

minus the orbital laser scene

that was pretty good

[rotund palm]

but like thats in the entire show

[pearl ferry]

floating pngs are honestly really aura but only on certain characters

[rotund palm]

the other scenes just feel so cheaped out on

[pearl ferry]

like Nolan or Thragg being a floating png is scary

but like when its every single character then it's just like :/

[restive cave]

"You need to play the invincible fighting game, all the fights are epic as fuck!"

[median crest]

he took my hammer

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-dudeman-im-a-dudeman-dudeman-dude-man-hotel-transylvania-niche-gif-3841041839540156512

[vast kraken]

goonman

[rotund palm]

hey goonman

im a goonman

[vast kraken]

mfs talking about furries in general

ion wanna take part in this shit

[rotund palm]

okay mr cis white male

[vast kraken]

yes

[rotund palm]

i respect the honesty

[vast kraken]

dude

i dont fucking get it

like genuinely i dont see the appeal

[rotund palm]

its not anything sexual

its just cutesy

theyre not actually attracted to animals

[vast kraken]

fortnite balls im gay

i kidnap autistic kids

[rotund palm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089578033150693490/1155769856260571156/attachment.gif

[vast kraken]

hello i am a lesbian 100 year old trans grandmother from israel

[rotund palm]

she can fix me

[vast kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-gif-9351002

[rotund palm]

i love these videos

[vast kraken]

why they always try to be niche

[rotund palm]

you should make a compilation

[vast kraken]

bonk

bonk

bonk

without a dih 😂✌️

my kahoot name was kirkinator

i got top place

then it was "SigmaPhonkLord" and then also got second place

[tender quest]

concussive damage is separate to the damage sliders, i've tested it alot and its always the same number of hits to knock them out depending on how fast you can chain hit them

[vast kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-brain-rot-zebra-peaceful-burping-gif-12273301641674147945

holy framerate

bros POOR

HAAH

i understand the struggle

i played on a gtx 760

[quasi sentinel]

Sooooooo .... whats going on with the devs? 🙁

[vast kraken]

theyre working

cut em some slack

its like 4 and a half dudes

[spark axle]

I think the reverse grip rondel just kinda sucks right now, it's only really useful as a tool for grappling

[vast kraken]

its weird

sometimes it sticks deep

other times it just, doesnt

[wind charm]

you need to use it like your having a panic attack

[spark axle]

do you still exclusively play the demo build? it would be good to have your greatsword experience as a tester while I'm trying to balance my stupid zweihander for EA

[tender quest]

I want to like ea, the wrists just put me right off

[vast kraken]

js landed a nasty glock clip in

csa

cs2

[sick plaza]

i slap him with his arm

bullying

idk how i did this

[terse spruce]

where is patchiiiiiiiii

[brazen rune]

it would be cool if we can do submissions

[wicked depot]

Its awful that this is the better experience lol

[sick plaza]

bros got a third leg?

what the fuck

[livid void]

Cut it off

[sick plaza]

bro what the fuck

i was scrolling on tiktok

and saw a video of an indian guy making his acting stuff and shit

he was doing like he was going to 🔪 his neck, and by accident did it seriously

luckily he didnt started to bleed a lot and got scared then ended the video

what the fuck 😭

[fickle crag]

if you want to stab it more like a normal dagger, hold it in your left hand then stab normally with while holding alt

[rotund shadow]

nice lil double ko

[fickle crag]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mJHPbTLcBGRlnQ9cC?invite=cr-MSxPYUwsMzkzODc2ODcz&v=30

here's the difference between left and right hand stab mode

[rotund shadow]

god i wished stabbing was better

rapier would be so fun

[fickle crag]

my god its so beautiful

btw how do you manage to add custom assets to the game? I tried adding a test BP of a helmet i've been working on but it appears as "None" in the menu and has no mesh :(

[rotund shadow]

it does, plus no accuracy at all now

[rotund shadow]

was the test BP a child BP of an existing model?

(within the game)

[sharp thunder]

well after i cook and package the weapon blueprint with the name Mace_Flail ill add it to my save with the path "game/mods/Mace_flail.mace_flail_C" and it shows up in my inventory.

[fickle crag]

I had the BP on its own with a skeletal mesh component as the config of the master BP (BP_Armor_Master) suggest. What is the correct way to do it?

[rotund shadow]

in my testing, making a child BP of an existing model (BP_Barbute or some shit) and importing my own static mesh to replace it worked quite well, hitboxes and everything work correctly

i did it with BP_Hammer_C and replaced the Mesh with my own and it worked (after a crash or 2)

[fickle crag]

interesting. so i assume so far that we've only been able to replace assets in blueprints, instead of adding new stuff?

[rotund shadow]

yep

you can rename it BP_anything, so long as it inherits from extrated files within the game from the mod kit

[sick plaza]

okay

uhm

thats unfair

[fickle crag]

thanks a lot, i'll try it out :D

[sharp thunder]

with my flail ive added chain link static meshes, and physics constraints to a child bp of the staff

and audio components

its definitely possible

pretty sure you can add any static mesh you want to a weapon child bp

[noble osprey]

when thhere gonna be another update boss?

[stuck epoch]

that's what I used initially for my gun mod lol

[fickle crag]

did you find a better way? i remember you mentioning something about an asset registry

[carmine skiff]

a new piercing for willie

[craggy schooner]

Anyone here think that Frankenberg might be located within the Rhineland-Palatinate?

[carmine skiff]

when i stab the willies hearth he doesnt die for some reason

[stiff raft]

is anyone else summon command using the ` console opener just not working?

[young snow]

fuck thisd fuck updaate this fuck game <@&1268352604799369286>

[carmine skiff]

i dont think you can open the console anymore

[stiff raft]

it opens for me

[carmine skiff]

which button

and are you on demo?

[stiff raft]

for me its the ~ button

early access

the button right above tab and below esc

[carmine skiff]

idk about early access

but before ea you can open the unreal engine console on demo

[stiff raft]

you need ue4ss installed

or half sword enhancer

which I have

It works on the demo too

[carmine skiff]

i think ue4ss is for ea

idk why is willie hitting himself

[stiff raft]

Probably, I’m unsure I downloaded the demo for the first time yesterday then purchased the ea a few hours later 😭

[median geode]

when is there going to be another update? have the devs abandoned this project?

[carmine skiff]

no they are working on a big update

[median geode]

good to hear

[carmine skiff]

they are even updating the demo

when you try to escape the map

you lose

[median geode]

oh damn ive been looking at my steam banners and havent seen anything yet ill check again

[carmine skiff]

the best knight tech is just trap them like this and then go backwards while moving the sword left right like a saw they die 80% of the time

like not that strong i think

the best mode on knight is brune stand

i love killing peasents

[waxen sonnet]

panicking & abandoning all well thought out tactics is my go-to strategy 🤣

[exotic plinth]

The crimson, the azure, and the verdant

[vital perch]

@waxen sonnet @supple ember @sharp orchid ya'll hopping on vc?

[waxen sonnet]

I'm busy editing right now 🙂

[vital perch]

alright hop on asap then

[wheat leaf]

whyhavent the modders added anderdingus yet

[rapid pond]

Live love life physics games

[exotic plinth]

the equivalent of winning 1 good game

[waxen sonnet]

that's the shit I love 🤣

[wheat leaf]

quite windy in the arena these days

[shell forge]

He finally lost some weight!

[sharp thunder]

collections starting to grow

[exotic plinth]

have you ever had to kill the drunk so he would stop trying to punch you

[supple ember]

Probably not for the next few hours

[white frost]

oh ma god

flail

[waxen sonnet]

if they're going public, i'm excited for it! 😄

[fickle crag]

how about a double sided flail 👀

[sharp thunder]

im trying to get a multichain flail working if thats what u mean

or like a axe head flail?

[waxen sonnet]

I'm just looking forward to a chance to go flail & shield! 😄

[fickle crag]

i was thinking more of one chain on top of the handle and one on the bottom. sort of like a nunchuck?

just throwing ideas out

[sharp thunder]

i think you'll be quite happy with the 1 handed flail

hopefully i think its cool at least lmao

[waxen sonnet]

huzzah! definitely gonna be a future video! 😄 i'm a huge fan of your work, btw!

[sharp thunder]

actually yeah ive thought of doing exactly that lol

idk how many flails imma end up making but i wanna have a decent selection

[sharp thunder]

ty bruv ❤️

[sharp thunder]

absolutely filthy two handed flail hit

[remote crypt]

me @ ur flail

[sharp thunder]

nuh uh

nuh uhhh

[remote crypt]

yuh huh

[sharp thunder]

what if i start doing ts

then ur cooked

[remote crypt]

I walk backwards

until your stam drains

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shock-oh-no-oops-dgBbmiMscKvHX6XoZD

wym your not just gonna walk straight into it? :*(

thats what the enemies in game do

[sharp orchid]

hit em a tad too hard

[sharp thunder]

this is amazing!!!

what button activates the rocket

[sharp orchid]

mmb

[sharp thunder]

thats sick asf

he did a backflip

[remote crypt]

never

[exotic plinth]

hehhe

420

[sleek gull]

nice

[lunar compass]

How do y'all's game even look that nice without lagging

[warped apex]

I'd pay for a rocket boots or rocket gauntlets lol

[waxen sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-gif-5686777716953555005

[remote crypt]

good PC

[lunar compass]

I have a rx6800 and a 5700x 🥀

[shell forge]

Moooom, the aliens are invading Frankenburg again

[remote crypt]

oof

amd

[sharp orchid]

folded IN HALF

[sharp thunder]

everytime i see clips or edits people make that include my mods i always feel extremely honored that someone would put in that much effort and include my work

❤️

also the clips in general are nasty af

like the head slice off and toss is genuinely insanely

[small glen]

I alone, am the modded one

[remote crypt]

@sharp thunder

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cinema-absolute-absolutecinema-9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[sharp thunder]

btw how tf did you make this

like getting multiple angles of the same kicjk

actual kino

[shut gale]

i built my beefy PC right before the circitry crisis xf

[remote crypt]

I was taught

cinematics

[sleek gull]

lol same

[high stag]

i used to play halfsword demo on a potato laptop so im ok with a little lag

[plain brook]

killed him so hard the game exploded again

[rapid pond]

Btw does killing the baron sends him in the abyss ?

Never managed to get him, bashed him for a solid 20 minutes once

[plain brook]

dunno

i never tried killing im

wrong clip

[sharp orchid]

yeah it does

he shows up without his helmet tho

[plain brook]

i wanna try a subsistence run

where i get everything i use in a fight during it

for every fight

[void walrus]

Have they given us any update on the game

[plain brook]

no

they ran with the money

[void walrus]

Wouldn't be surprised

[plain brook]

i mean i am fine with that

its worth the 30 as is

kinda wish they told us they where going to run

[void walrus]

Yea but we still have alot of things thats didnt make it but I dont mind the game how it is rn

[plain brook]

subsistance run started

subsistance run ended

[tough hollow]

thats the least i expecrt a rocket proopelled hammer to do

[dreamy sequoia]

Hows the spellbook coming @restive barn ?

Hows the flails pack going @sharp thunder

Looking forward to rocking a magical cleric build.

[sharp orchid]

i'm making my own weapon pack you know

[dreamy sequoia]

Oh i know, you make some crazy stuff my good man. Hammering rocketman build sounds wild.

I've just been dieing for new flails since day 1 of playing EA, also love the idea of a spellbook, been keen for it since I seen the model a month+ ago

[tight delta]

when update

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes.

[tough hollow]

TOMMORROW

[rapid pond]

Maybe now maybe in another month, let em cook

[pliant storm]

so have they just run off with the money?

[dreamy sequoia]

Why does everyone assume that.

[pliant storm]

because ever since the release the dev team disappeared

[dreamy sequoia]

No, its really hard to make games in ue5.4.4

One of the devs was in general catfish, like, an hour ago.

[pliant storm]

i keep checking this discord every few months and nothing is ever happening. no news, nothing, and the game is still a mess

[fickle crag]

the game is in early access, you can't expect much more than a mess

[dreamy sequoia]

I dont disagree. They've been silent for an extended time regarding updates or patches or wips, but, we've all been told many times by people within the company, mostly mcwonderbeast, that work is being done its just not being done at lightning speed

[rapid pond]

Devs are silent, but we are in the same waters has the demo update schedule

Its hard to live for some of y'all but the game will grt updated and is worked on

[dreamy sequoia]

Forza horizon 6 comes out today, play that while you wait or something idk

[rapid pond]

Even though its also hard to believe, its been told to us directly by gameseer themselfs

[pliant storm]

the reason im complaining is because when it was a free demo you couldn't hold them to reasonable expectations. now i gave them my money and that makes me a paying customer. the bare minimum should be expected from a product you pay

[median crest]

bro im being kidnapped by a box

[pliant storm]

and by "now" i mean day 1. which means i gave them my trust too

[dreamy sequoia]

This game costs the same as a large meal from McDonald's.

Don't hold yourself in such high regard as a paying customer.

[rapid pond]

I understand that, they've just never been openly talking beside galaxy and kepon, the game is worked on but as a paying custome its harder to now see the time pass whithout additional stuff to play with

[pliant storm]

a large meal at mcdonalds is 20 euros for me. game costed 30. dont generalize

[dreamy sequoia]

Sorry, a meal and drink. Its not a $100 game

[rapid pond]

Baldur's gate smallest price

[pliant storm]

at least i know theyre still there somewhere. even if silent

[rapid pond]

Their discord status already proves that they are indeed alive

I fully understand what you fedl

I just hope the next ones will look at the demo update schedule before complaining of an exit scam directly

Demo had about 3-6 months before each majors

[dreamy sequoia]

I wish they'd put a bot to talk to anyone thwt types exit scam, rug pull, take the money and run.

Fuck me, the amount we see it, unreal.

[fast bramble]

The real Half Sword for now is the mods

Ever since they started coming out in droves I've been hooked again

Really hoping that whoever was working on that mod that gives the NPCs guns is able to finish it

That plus map mods would make for some fun gameplay

[rapid pond]

I would be a billionaire if i had 5 bucks for every one that said that

Im willing to bet hs will eventually become the newer gmod lol

So much more potential than some think

Discord mobile is ass

[fast bramble]

Yeah I remember chatting with Galaxy about the potential this game has a while back

While the game itself is locked into a specific period, he seemed excited to see what kind of content people could make and how they can use the physics engine

[rapid pond]

Imagining what the plans for 1.0 are with what we know, theres a not so unlikely change people will be able to make custom factions with custom languages and voicelines

That would be insane

[fast bramble]

For sure

A bar brawl mode and whatever features would be needed for that would be sick, too

There's already technically drinking/getting drunk in the game but it's rudimentary at the moment

And the player can't get drunk from drinking atm

Imagine loading in, you're just chilling there, the opponent you last beat spots you there and surprises you with a cup smashed into the back of your head, shattering and leaving bits in you

But that probably won't happen for a bit with what they're focusing on

[rapid pond]

Tbh im guessing we are getting the missing trailer content + something new we didnt prepare for

I cant wait for people to say they prefered last update's handeling if it changes to be more stiff

[fast bramble]

Every time an update comes out 😭

[rapid pond]

Every. Single. Time.

[fast bramble]

Since I stopped making absurd-sized/heavy weapons it's been fine for me

[rapid pond]

Do you think them stiffening the wrists will allow for even heavier weapons ?

[soft osprey]

Look forward to people trying it for 2 minutes and then throwing a tantrum

[fast bramble]

I'm honestly not sure, I think it'll have unintended consequences regardless lmao

[rapid pond]

WE DIDNT WANT THIS followed by 10 consecutive death threats

[rapid pond]

Ehat doesnt lmao

It beign a physics game already causes unintended consequences

Hell, look at my last clip

[fast bramble]

Yeah, especially since absolutely none of it is pre-animated

[fast bramble]

Lmfao

[rapid pond]

Like, thats RAW reaction right there

If i had the ehancer i wouldnt have been able to do that

[fast bramble]

Man just spaghettified as soon as you pointed your sword at him

[rapid pond]

The flai is truly the cause of the unknown

I even considered it being caused by framegen for a sec

[fast bramble]

I wonder if framegen impacts the game physics, as far as I know it's just interpolating frames between what's actually being rendered to make it look smoother, but the underlying game (including physics and input) is still running at the non-FG speed

[rapid pond]

I personally dont notice any differences (and i like ma game smooth :3)

Its just kinda weird getting artifacts after a bit but my card seems to force some form of fg in hs anyway

By artifact i mean wobbly edges

[fast bramble]

The graphics settings in this game are kinda cooked.
Every time I start the game back up, it shows my settings are set to medium (what it should be) but it runs like ass and doesn't look right until I turn them up to epic, back down to medium, save, open settings again, save, and then play.

[rapid pond]

Ue5 or spaggethi codding idk

Mix of both i guess lol

[fast bramble]

I'm sure they'll get it right eventually, every version of the game has had graphics settings oddities lol

[rapid pond]

Yea

Anyways i gotta honk shoo honk shoo

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-fentanyl-nap-time-gif-15490759387121354165

[fast bramble]

Don't become a casualty!

[rapid pond]

I'll die in the unknown

[floral iris]

i uhhhh..... which one do i kill?

[buoyant ravine]

@sharp orchid i know a mod you can make

[dreamy sequoia]

After losing 1300+ days worth of willies to glitches, the fun is beginning to dwindle.

[buoyant ravine]

or atleast someone who knows how to make modded weapons

its a really funny idea

[sick plaza]

im practicing on cutting necks

[sharp orchid]

what

[buoyant ravine]

can i dm you it

[sharp orchid]

sure

tuff fit

[floral iris]

how on earth did these peasants get you down?

[floral iris]

who came up with this absolute glory of a mod

[sharp orchid]

ME

[floral iris]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[sharp orchid]

made this too

[floral iris]

I didn't even get a chance to hit em

[floral iris]

peak

[restive cave]

Swung too hard and my weapon got stuck in the wall

My flower pauldrons

[floral iris]

"I can do this all day"

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[floral iris]

safe to say that he can't do this all day

[floral iris]

dude where the fuck are we

[sharp orchid]

backrooms

[floral iris]

if i find the guy who put you there, safe to say you will be avenged

[sharp orchid]

no its ok i did this to myself

[floral iris]

... the avenging? or the stabbing?

[sharp orchid]

no i put myself there

[floral iris]

oh

[sick plaza]

bro thinks that he is from the crazy adams

[restive cave]

Who is adam why is he crazy

[sick plaza]

i did a stealth kill wtf

[floral iris]

at least hit em in the neck

I sure do hope no one sneaks up on me :D

[restive barn]

buddy

[buoyant ravine]

I already sent him a dm

unless you want to make the mod before him

[restive barn]

what was it

[buoyant ravine]

so you spray deodorant on them and it does a shit ton of damage until they die. i was think like a pink spray or something and you aim with right mouse button and fire with the left mouse button and it sprays and mist comes out and it damages them because i think the willies rarely bathe

https://open.spotify.com/track/6aMf7zellt7UckaMMjFSOk?si=13e023c0ef734565

[sick plaza]

im the dangerous warrior

[sharp thunder]

took a lil break but im working on it again now, got multiheaded maces semi working

still need to do a lot though

[dreamy sequoia]

cant wait to try these out

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[buoyant ravine]

How to use the sword

[sharp thunder]

its so nasty

so so nasty