halfsword-chat-⚔

[runic gale]

bet

[cyan lily]

okay than kyou

[carmine skiff]

ima go on the singleplayer servers

[runic gale]

bet theres a boss in there and willies

[cyan lily]

i should only delete gameprogress right?

[frank rose]

yes

[runic gale]

yea

[cyan lily]

thanks

[runic gale]

yw

[runic gale]

did it reset?

[cyan lily]

nope

[runic gale]

damn

[cyan lily]

should i also delete the gauntletprogress

[frank rose]

yes

[cyan lily]

ok i deleted everything but the settings and photos

[runic gale]

is that one better?

[runic gale]

i think Those stay

[cyan lily]

uhm still didnt work

[runic gale]

damn

[cyan lily]

ok i deleted the entire folder now it worked

[runic gale]

W

[cyan lily]

thanks guys

[runic gale]

Y did u put a Dis like?

[carmine skiff]

no

[solemn moat]

are they ever gonna add regular fist fights into the free mode?

[sullen wagon]

i am a lead developer undercover and i will say that we are in fact implementing a sex update at some point in the next two weeks

[vital perch]

truly game of the year

[sullen wagon]

they don't call it fist play for nothing

[lost rover]

The nickname willie is wrong!!

Wilhelm (german name) is nicknamed Willi
William is nicknamed Willie/Willy/Billy

[low osprey]

update is coming out in 3-4 days

[violet kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/rhett-and-link-nerd-vs-geek-rap-battle-store-glasses-gif-17402325

[sand kestrel]

man i forgot how cool the armor looked in the demo

everyone had aura fits

[violet kindle]

hype and aura moments

[rapid pond]

Shiny

[sand kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337580183552524388/1402468289485082655/togif.gif

[sly falcon]

Guys this isn't good

[past kestrel]

they must add a Greatsword category to halfsword frfr

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/pucci-made-in-heaven-universe-reset-big-bang-jojo-gif-27192092

how it must've felt for your character

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doctor-strange-open-your-eye-meme-doctor-strange-open-your-eye-meme-flying-through-space-galaxy--k01KRV9DPR5XP068E9PJ2Q0N0SN

[sly falcon]

I did have like 90 Souls left to kill so It did save me from that

[fleet shore]

Probably Get Flamed For Saying This But They Should Add This Game To PlayStation 5

[rapid pond]

Yea, i dont think ps accepts early acesses though

[fleet shore]

At least a work on the game

[rapid pond]

They are

[violet kindle]

you couldve just stopped game from steam

it keeps ur progress in soul killing but spawns you full hp at the coffin

[violet kindle]

why do you type like that

[white frost]

@sharp orchid

[rotund palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

[rotund palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470866653905420350/BackshotsWillie.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202491090675040359/1502054708188151990/caption.gif

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[sly falcon]

yo whats going on

apparently bumming your opponent it a normal thing here

[modern badge]

He wasn't making a statement this is actually the title of his next mixtape

"Probably get flamed for saying this but they should add this game to playstation 5,
When I cut down Willie with my half sword, sometimes that mf stays alive,
The bitches want some attention, they heard I got mad pfennings,
They flock to me like mad, like I'm a cliff and they some mf lemmings"

[onyx moon]

beat em like im a baron

[modern badge]

Another one for the harem

[near grotto]

"62 Years! Wow! We can't believe it's been 62 years! We'd like to thank you all for your support through these 62 long years, and we'd like to assure you that we are working on communication, and will have something to show you all VERY soon!"

[rotund palm]

its consentual

[exotic plinth]

THIS NPC WOULDN'T BE TAKEN DOWN

HE IS CANONICALLY WILLIE

• I HAD TO BEAT HIM IN A RETRIBUTION MATCH
• MACE WASN'T WORKING
• HE OUT-RANGED ME
• HE WAS STRONGER THAN ME
• HE HAD THE ARMOR SLOTS I DIDN'T HAVE AT THE TIME
• HE KEPT KNOCKING ME DOWN
• APPEARED TWICE
• HAD TO USE TRAPS ON HIM

[rotund palm]

bro just leaked the future

[dreamy flame]

500 social media posts, 0 dev diaries 🔥

[near grotto]

500:0 K/D

[sharp thunder]

log flail lol

[soft osprey]

Lmfao Thats great

[rotund shadow]

some spinny twirly stuff

[dusky pewter]

is there any trainer mod?

like menu admin or smth?

[gloomy sandal]

was tryna figure out where the last dude was

[fickle crag]

the aura in that second vid holy

[fickle crag]

try the half sword enchancer, should be on nexus

[dusky pewter]

Like on the bought game not the demo

[fickle crag]

It was updated for EA

[sharp thunder]

giant casted mace head flail

shit rips

[fickle crag]

that looks insane ngl

[sharp thunder]

its so fun to use

big chain flails need to be in the vanilla game at some point

[fickle crag]

100%

have you found any way to make the handle one-handed? out of curiosity

[sharp thunder]

yeah that wouldnt be hard

shrink the handle down make it one handed for a 1 handed flail

[fickle crag]

makes sense, i didnt think the grip would be dynamic since its sort of a unique weapon type

[sharp thunder]

well im basically just assembling different static meshes from the game in a blueprint, the chain links mace head and the grip, the grip itself is actually just the staff from in game but shrunk down a bit

and some physics constraints to get the chain to work

basically i can replace the head of the mace with any static mesh i want super epic and change its weight and damage

[fickle crag]

very epic

[rotund palm]

mc mogs

[sharp thunder]

i love this ting so much

[dreamy flame]

Minecraft?

[slow spruce]

that looks amazing

[frosty musk]

why does max weight sword work so well lmaooo

[slow spruce]

it looks so much fun

[dreamy flame]

Because the blunt damage with it helps a lot

[rotund palm]

mcwonderbeast

[dreamy flame]

Oh

Lmao

[sharp thunder]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mJgKL7HBOdZ0Qpeky?invite=cr-MSx5c0osNjM2NTkzMjY5&v=6

mace flail in action

[fickle crag]

ouch

[exotic plinth]

I AM DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT BRO

[sharp thunder]

just tripped on my kettle dawg 😭

[shut gale]

did i just... bite him..?

[exotic plinth]

Pick

[exotic plinth]

advice: don't use items meant for physical entities as weapons

[violet kindle]

whys that

[exotic plinth]

js look at the video i replied to

Now I got the colors (Ignore the fact that theres a mercenary writhing on the floor because of wasps)

i'm cooked chat

[violet kindle]

just fight them all

worst ive had so far is about 110

[exotic plinth]

got tired of the pick so I just straight up made a mining pickaxe

also HOLY FUCK IT'S A LOT BETTER TO CONTROL

[rotund palm]

no you just got choked

[exotic plinth]

some poor bastard just got stuck on a trap spike

[shut gale]

at what point does a sword just become a blunt force weapon

[brazen rune]

how can i play the old version of the demo, when it only had the abyss

[tall dagger]

violated 😭

genuinely the biggest let down in halfsword history

[summer cloud]

"Visor is... Visor's cracked"

[sick plaza]

i got him in the peaness

[still ermine]

Thought I'd ask this again

[humble bloom]

Last I checked nexus, there are no mods related to multiplayer.
And no updates have been pushed as of yet

[still ermine]

Well that sucks

[proud cliff]

what a slash

[violet kindle]

bit excessive

wasnt even trying to decap him 😭

[prime quiver]

When is half sword mobile coming out 🙏

[rotund palm]

hello do you use a mod to make every armor dark or do you get a dark armor character and only record fights when ur enemy also has dark armor

[rotund palm]

ksp player spotted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[soft drift]

hello

yes

[rotund palm]

modded?

[soft drift]

a LOT

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/ifht-carbon-dealer-mtb-mountainbike-gif-20969945

want to get some suggestions

[soft drift]

not really

[rotund palm]

what mods would you suggest then

[soft drift]

bluedog

tufx

firefly

but this is halfsword channel

[rotund palm]

ksp discord sucks everyone is so antisocial

anyways bye then

ty i already have the last 2

[summer cloud]

What's the mod for that?

[tough hollow]

didyboy mod xl

[tall dagger]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/253

[summer cloud]

My man

[lofty stag]

we have bigger pickles to tickle here

[violet kindle]

hype and aura moment?

[sharp thunder]

ok last photo of the flail i promise

but gold

[violet kindle]

@sand kestrel join me

[carmine skiff]

aw hell naw

[summer cloud]

This handles pretty well, nice work

[tall dagger]

thank you ❤️

also that was sick

[violet kindle]

this is NOT gay sword bruh 😭

[sharp thunder]

i cant wait for people to try this out

i can only imagine the crazy hits u can do with this

[summer cloud]

let me cook with it

as in right now

[sharp thunder]

ok ill upload it!

with the cellar pot flail as well

[summer cloud]

🤯

[tall dagger]

the bo staff is a bit weak but its my personal favorite from the pack. i kinda screwed up my dual bladed staff 🙁

le dual staff used to be nuts

[summer cloud]

wdym weak? This is my first combat with it

[tall dagger]

it doesnt always hit quite as hard as i would like it to

[summer cloud]

too many leg days I fear 💪

[tall dagger]

lol

that was crazy...

im not the only one that saw that right?

[summer cloud]

fastest ban in the west

[tall dagger]

was it banned or did he delete it?

[runic gale]

old demo of the game had guts...but The Early Access version doesn't 💩

[summer cloud]

Dunno

[tall dagger]

try this one out aswell!

[sand kestrel]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337580183552524388/1402468289485082655/togif.gif

[safe rain]

Mmmmm bandicam is good For recording but I dont like The Walter mark

[summer cloud]

It doesn't really like to stay in my hand

[tall dagger]

god i hate discords video rendering issues...

[summer cloud]

doesn't start?

[tall dagger]

freezing and chopping every 2 seconds

also ive never really had that issue with the weapon outside of halfsword regular gripping issues

[summer cloud]

maybe just a bad streak

[runic gale]

Who's with me here The developers need to add these three things from the demo demo of where it was only the abyss

The three things they need to add is guts showing skeletons more often like your skeleton body and voice actors that choke on their blood when they try to scream

[sharp orchid]

genius flail pack confirmed?

[runic gale]

What happened to you

[sharp orchid]

wdym

[tall dagger]

the old version of my kanabo was fkn BRUTAL

[runic gale]

I haven't seen you online for the longest

[sharp orchid]

had a lot of testing so had to do that

but im done with almost all of that now

[runic gale]

When you say testing what do you mean by that

[mystic gale]

Probably the mods

[runic gale]

He's a person that makes mods

[mystic gale]

Yeah

[runic gale]

thats sick

[mystic gale]

Obviously, he makes awesome mods too

[sullen wagon]

@sharp orchid

[summer cloud]

starting to figure it out

It still feels strange though

[sharp orchid]

@sullen wagon

[tall dagger]

oh that charge was FILTHY

[dreamy sequoia]

I made this kanabo in ovrdth armoury

[tall dagger]

BONK

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre so fun to use

[tall dagger]

totally real and not scripted neck break...

ok this one actually was real 😭

[dreamy sequoia]

Love how easy it is to snap necks lol

[summer cloud]

choking them is easier

[shut gale]

has matteo been drinking? he looks a bit... redder than the rest of the cast...

[sullen wagon]

@sharp orchid

[summer cloud]

I swear we have the weakest chin in history...

[small glen]

Barely moves the polearm

opponent falls over and is in pain.

Logic.

[tender quest]

that is dx12 on medium

[rotund palm]

henrish looks more like willie than willie

[rotund palm]

OH

[lone zephyr]

god i love doing that

[sharp orchid]

FUCK

[obtuse tiger]

Is the next update coming with a gore update?

[mental kelp]

Is the next update coming 😂

[obtuse tiger]

id hope so they havent said anything for 2 months

[violet kindle]

can we get the kingsman knife shoe as a mod

devastating kicks

[cunning coyote]

they took off

[small glen]

I thought henrish was Willie

[sharp orchid]

...

[obtuse tiger]

could have payed it off..

[sharp orchid]

absolutley not

[sharp thunder]

yeah pretty much lol

only 2 really unique flails but theyre both pretty freaking cool

new icons for them

[sharp orchid]

i have a new icon for my shotgun as well

[sharp thunder]

oooh nice!!!

i just learned the audio file that plays for the cellar pot chain jingling is about 2.5 hours long in the game files

of just chain noises

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-disgust

[sullen wagon]

optimization at its very finest

[sharp thunder]

ahh i was mistaken, the actual audio file is about 2 minutes long

the cue they use is 2.5 hours

still why 2 minutes of chain noises lol

[sullen wagon]

ah

[sharp orchid]

heres the icon for the remington btw

[sharp thunder]

i love that lol, i was thinking of making a generic gun icon for all my guns to use but having an individual icon for each is honestly better

got chain noises working on he flails :D

[still ermine]

My first Halfsword EA clip

[sharp thunder]

also one handed chain flails coming in the pack as well

gotta adjust the grip length/chain link amount for better handling but you get the idea

[dreamy sequoia]

any chance you did one with a long stick + short chain + blade?

[sharp thunder]

no but i should

[dreamy sequoia]

yes please and thank you

[sharp thunder]

thought it would be funny to just have a flail with a whole ass sword as the head lol

[dreamy sequoia]

please ping me when you drop this mod, i am so excited for new flails fr

[sharp thunder]

ok lol might be a while cause i just keep thinking of more cool flail ideas, then i gotta go through and tweak all of them before ill release 😭

multi headed flail someone recommended and absolutely yes i wanna do that

[dreamy sequoia]

Hey that's fine by me good sir. The more flails I have to play with the better

That was my recommendation😄

[sharp thunder]

i thought so lol

[dreamy sequoia]

I love flails, theyre so cool

[sharp thunder]

yes theyre freaking dope

i hate the lame ass flails in the game ngl

i mean theyre cool but i want a long chain

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre so very weightless, genuinely feel like they could have adapted them to be useful through the entire game

Honestly even a flail that just has a big chain link on the end of a smaller chain, would be brutal

Id love to see a flail on a polearm grip, maybe even pollaxe. Because I think that overhead hand swap swing would get some serious momentum LOL

[sharp thunder]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mJmzlmSlUsYwVSw2F?invite=cr-MSwzbTcsNjM2NTkzMjY5

ok so im not doing it justice cause i kinda suck + the head weight is way too much for a one handed flail but

i love the physics of these things

wait wrong clip

[dreamy sequoia]

You can bet if the chain was a couple links shorter you'd have more control over the weight

[rapid pond]

I saw that

[sharp thunder]

heres the clip i was talking about, even with the chain being long af and the weight insane its still swingable lol

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshaverse-automod-auto-modded-azumanga-daioh-gif-16045250383379610075

[dreamy sequoia]

Ok wow this is unexpected, the chain absorbs all the weight by the looks of things. Willie doesn't even seem to be suffering the spaghetti wrist syndrome.

Cant wait to see what crazy shit players lile johnhalfsword pull off with all those 360 > 1080 rotations LOL

[rapid pond]

Im surprised that the clip is so buttery smooth, aint used to the nitro and all that

[dreamy sequoia]

Maybe slap a pollaxe double axe head as one of the flails too LOL

[rapid pond]

Whats your rig ? Like did you use fg and dlss performance for this

[sharp thunder]

5070 ti 7800x3d no fg no dlss high settings

[rapid pond]

Aaaaah understand, youve got an insane cpu compared to mine, no wonder this runs smoothly

[sharp thunder]

7800x3d is so good lol, glad i decided to upgrade to am5 and ddr5 before the prices went crazy

best decision ive made in a while

i think my 32gb ddr5 ram kit was about 90$ when i bought it

[sharp thunder]

im a bit more wary about putting heads on it that can slice and dismember, id have to get lukes help for that cause he managed to get it working somehow

[dreamy sequoia]

Ah yes true

[celest scaffold]

https://facetime.apple.com/join#v=1&p=EPIzeEJuEfGgrbLWh1cf4A&k=ijFRlInmgLH7H5yMKU5fA95Skxor1wgMnwt0gZwAMcI

[dreamy sequoia]

Couldnt pay me to click that link.

[sharp thunder]

although i think i got the current mace on it to stab? the hitboxes on the tips there should be stabbing but idrk

it does sort of slice enemies and make them bleed

[dreamy sequoia]

This head is notorious for flesh removal

One swing and they're skinless

[sharp thunder]

and it do in game

but yeah dismembering is a whole different beast. will definitely need help for that

[dreamy sequoia]

Honestly I'd be happy just to have the axe head lodge into a skull. Doesn't even have to be fully dismembered

I do agree with the whole, ask Luke thing though, wouldn't hurt to have that bp figured out to have added into any future bladed weps

[wheat leaf]

shawty beaming off that cambodian garbonzo runts while listening to microtonal ectoplasmosis beats

[dreamy sequoia]

Anyone know how to increase the range of this bite mod?

[jade wadi]

Like popping a bottle

[small glen]

ima be dripped up in the Demo England drip

[fleet shore]

Like what

[soft osprey]

Every Word Was Captalized

[fleet shore]

Oh mb it’s lowkey a annoying habit I have

[rotund palm]

liveleak circa 1475

[sharp thunder]

his neck exploded

[steady ice]

bro i have this guy just hanging here in slums

[plain brook]

ah a classic

kill em so hard the game explodes

[runic gale]

SEND a image of a MAP u want half sword to add (Custom maps or maps that you made ONLY. And it has to be medieval)

[thorn crest]

The immersive combat mod is so great

[near grotto]

Curious to see what the playercount looks like once the update releases

[soft osprey]

8

[near grotto]

Thank god

[plain brook]

bro still thinks they actually making an update lmao

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[rotund palm]

7 players who didnt even know they bought the game when it was on 20% sale years ago and the 1 faithful grandpa who was a teen by the time EA released

moai ur probably not going to see the full release of half sword :(

i mean

i guess ur right but like who would pass on that opportunity just because of newbies

id rather have next update RIGHT NOW and have me banned from the server permanently

and have any other internet media containing half sword blocked to me

than wait for the next update and have nothing happen

[dreamy sequoia]

I played 300 hrs in EA before I got my first mod.

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-eric-andre-gif-14112083

Quick everybody he needs to verify this before we get let into Halfswordia

[sullen wagon]

what point is he trying to prove

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466115307289575476/1486775958689288282/togif.gif

[dreamy sequoia]

I've never touched the sliders. Only thing I did was turn blood mostly off to reduce force closes.

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[dreamy sequoia]

Who are you even talking to?

I think you should lay off the pippy dude

[sullen wagon]

i don't know if being piss-annoying is worthy of a modcall but this guy is obviously baiting

don't engage with him

[dreamy sequoia]

I'm having enough trouble speaking idiot right now. I have kids but theyre not this bad at communicating

Sure.

Yes.

[near grotto]

BRITISH

HES BRITISH

[dreamy sequoia]

You are very clearly coming down from a big night.

Hope you feel better after your nanna nap.

Thats very nice.

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-meme-you-know-what-that-means-gif-12503956388971591256

[dreamy sequoia]

Coolstorybroneedsmoredragonsandshit

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[barren tulip]

we ❤️ you flyguy

[soft osprey]

Good lord dude

Please

Stop being such an insufferable person

🙏

Okay, now settle down

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1492988550143152258/haveyoutriedHalfSwordchat.gif

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/talk-spongebob-gif-6073234

[glacial widget]

yall added ice pick grip

or nah

[soft osprey]

No

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/damn-bro-thats-crazy--k01KPYAZTAYQ491V6TGDR5GC9CD

[glacial widget]

people using the ice pick grip

[wind charm]

You sound like you're sleep deprived and beaming from 6 energy drinks

[glacial widget]

must be a mod

lmao

[soft osprey]

Only the rondel dagger

No mods yet to change stuff like that

Alrightttt

[sharp orchid]

this is a solid 6/10 ragebait

[soft osprey]

Chill out for a while

[sharp orchid]

not too shabby

[wind charm]

Hey mate, I am THE HalfSword Glazer

[dreamy sequoia]

Anyone using the immersive mod purely for a better 3rd person angle?

[sharp orchid]

i use it for all the things it has

i love that mod

[wind charm]

I couldn't get into it, I got really used to the imperfect camera jitters 😔

But the first person is goated as fuck

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1504769040634085426/boop.gif

[sharp orchid]

as much as i love this mod i gotta start locking in on the next mod

[dreamy sequoia]

Wish someone would make a gun that launches chain links... or mace heads... wink wink

[sharp orchid]

maybe another time, i'm working on something different

[summer cloud]

These weapons go hard when bullying peasants

[prime quiver]

how yall feel about ts

[sharp orchid]

green

[prime quiver]

we love green

[small glen]

do like

people like this just randomly wake up to be an ass

or they just naturally like this

[sullen wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/they-do-be-fighting-tho-gif-18360453

alf swod

[jovial vault]

Hey, I found an app on the AppStore that is using half sword as its ads but it isn’t obviously half sword. It’s a dumb gladiator game. I will send a screenshot of the game in the AppStore.

Will send in different server

[prime quiver]

@sharp orchid

[sharp orchid]

EVIL willie

[prime quiver]

very evil

[dreamy sequoia]

Idk how you guys do that shit to the pics hey

These are my best attempts at funky camera settings

[soft osprey]

Already aware, legal team has been working on taking it down for a long while now

[jovial vault]

👍

[plain brook]

comedic KO 2

[sharp orchid]

that really was comedic 😭

[plain brook]

demo gore still better

[sharp orchid]

my most comedic shotgun kill

[wheat leaf]

i dub this artwork, benadryl daydream

[nimble bane]

Is halfsword being worked on?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[sullen wagon]

no they took the money and ran and also said "fuck you" in every channel and deleted it the moment you asked the question and then made willie pregnant and refused to pay child support

and now they're coming to your house to make a mess of your air fryer and leave with it still plugged in and running

[robust thicket]

No reason to think it is.

[solemn tusk]

jesus christ

oh btw i remember seeing like a leak or something in the chat it had willie with explodable heads actual moving oragns ect. was that real? if not what actually was it?

[sharp orchid]

well this was done all the way back in the 0.3 experimental demo, but they are bringing those back later

[solemn tusk]

ohh thats cool thanks cause thats been buggin me for a while

[sullen wagon]

there was a gore test in the wip channel a while back that had eye popping and head smashing but that was a while back and in the wip channel

[solemn tusk]

hopefully they bring that back cause thats cool as hell

[sullen wagon]

as long as they can optimize it

[solemn tusk]

wait yo is this cool i lwk been practicing with sword throwing \

[sharp orchid]

crazy good clip

[solemn tusk]

lwk been wanting to do some of that crazy shit where people throw the sword from like 30 ft away and get some crazy smoove offs

[past kestrel]

158KG on Evening 2252

[sharp orchid]

your willie is 6 years old

[grave pecan]

they gotta make a head gibbing mod because it would make all gun mods impactful

[sharp orchid]

they gonna add this to the real game eventually

[grave pecan]

still tho

[past kestrel]

i deadass just did full blunt damage to this guy with the blade and not the pommel or guard

his helmet came off too

[sharp orchid]

blunt damage in 1481:

[past kestrel]

this damage is enough to knock enemies down instantly

with just the blade

[solemn tusk]

jesus bro im sorry for tryna get up

[sharp orchid]

CRAZY blunt damage here

[past kestrel]

bonk

[solemn tusk]

holy shit

[sharp orchid]

smack

[frank rose]

jotaro we have met again

[solemn tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-gif-2540652325955471116

[pulsar swift]

That’s never being put in the game

[sharp orchid]

funny this is already in the game

[restive barn]

WRONG

[dreamy sequoia]

Theres already a full model built for it.

[solemn tusk]

OH MY GOD😭

[small glen]

Son.

[sharp orchid]

1/10 ragebait

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[covert forge]

https://tenor.com/view/folk-druski-sona-instagram-instagram-meme-gif-18271404859547050805

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/im-crine-lmfao-idk-funny-gif-17839070261635906856

[barren tulip]

guys they have the update ready we just need to beg more and they will feel bad and release it

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/what-65660--k01KRWQ6ZN4YW6CGKDXK8TJ4GFP

[solemn tusk]

oh my god

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-laughing-lmao-throwing-laughing-my-ass-off-gif-6351617275469846552

[pulsar swift]

A week ago

And still nothing

https://tenor.com/view/karceno-karceno-davis-karceno-gif-bye-bum-gif-11177569087048009651

[sharp orchid]

still confirmed it tho 👀

[barren tulip]

play war thunder man

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-running-past-1--k01KRWQ6YXRH3C983R0P2SAD4J4

[small glen]

Remember guys

Updates take a day and 5 hours to drop

[restive barn]

but i can play half sword

[small glen]

Ban

[frank rose]

warning

[small glen]

Ban chrome

[restive barn]

warning of what

[small glen]

He sending gore

[frank rose]

ban

gore

[wheat leaf]

real talk dont trust what gameseer says, they just the sales rep atp

[restive barn]

it's half sword

[small glen]

..............

[frank rose]

gore

[small glen]

"Don't trust the head machos of head machos."

[sharp orchid]

thats mcwonderbeast's job

[frank rose]

gore ban

[wheat leaf]

im just saying, thats like being told your car will be fixed soon by a sales accountant at a dealership, they got no idea whats happening

[restive barn]

warning

[barren tulip]

stop busting our chops man

[frank rose]

warning

[small glen]

Game Seer, is like paying for this game essentially. They have the budget, you have any idea how fucking pissed they'll be if the devs dip?

They said they are trying to get stuff they can communicate, they got that and that's it

[frank rose]

chrome appearance

[restive barn]

name starts with b

[sharp thunder]

bounced it off him

[small glen]

They aren't lying about the optimization

[frank rose]

name starts with c

[small glen]

Because that's likely what the devs said

[wheat leaf]

exactly, so either the devs wont communicate shit with gameseer, or gameseer knows whats up and wont say shit lmao

[restive barn]

smells bad

[frank rose]

is stinky

[restive barn]

i'm not stinky i'm smelly

[frank rose]

proves you are even more stinky

[small glen]

Gameseer likely WANTS them to say stuff, iirc on reddit they said they are working on communication.

[restive barn]

😔

[wheat leaf]

devs just need to actually say something then

[sharp orchid]

man i literally just figured out what iirc meant from this message

[wheat leaf]

thats probably true, being the head of sales essentially they want anything they can get their hands on to draw more sales in

[small glen]

Gameseer did, and be happy with that.

Stop trying to find any bullshit work around when it comes to the stuff we get

[wheat leaf]

im not trying to find nothing, i gave up on it so ill just be nicely surprised in 4 years when the next update drops

[small glen]

Mfs here will see literal communication, and then say "well actually"

[pulsar swift]

Insane they have to talk about communication through Reddit ☠️

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-shush-quiet-be-quiet-gif-6099369941990730874

[small glen]

That's part of social media bud

[pulsar swift]

And not their own discord server

[wheat leaf]

2 vague messages of communication btw

[small glen]

Mfw communication is communication

[sharp orchid]

communication is communication

[restive barn]

you genuinely thought the head popping is not being added

[sharp orchid]

🤑

[wheat leaf]

wait

your telling me, communication is communication?

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/she-ra-psychic-read-mind-gif-17858960724695602683

[sharp orchid]

i know its a bit hard to belive

[wheat leaf]

and i was wrong earlier, 1 vague message not 2

[small glen]

This server is so cooked 💔

Just blow this bitch up 💔

[sharp orchid]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExdTFjZHgwaXIxcWxkaG05cTUzZm1rb3A4dGZobTV5Y3M0em1nMm9wcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/8itd764OxjKCpU733V/200.gif

[barren tulip]

DO NOT call this server a bitch....

[pulsar swift]

It was a joke in the beginning but it wouldn’t surprise me since they took every good aspect of gore and dismemberment from the demo and removed it and made it ass 🤷‍♂️

[wheat leaf]

buddy you do NOT wanna see big rat get angry

[restive barn]

how did they make gore ass

[barren tulip]

i turn purple when im angry bub

[wheat leaf]

i speak from experience, he karate chopped my head smoove off

[restive barn]

my pants turn brown when im angry 💀

[barren tulip]

lol

[small glen]

Realistic gore is bad

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/blue-lightning-wallpaper-NYA76PwDY2der8yLnM

[small glen]

Input

[sharp orchid]

g

[wheat leaf]

who tf thought g should be shaped like that

[barren tulip]

a Genius

[pulsar swift]

Because it just is? The new blood model they decided to use sucks, it has terrible performance overall, and half the time it just duplicates the part that’s cut off

[wheat leaf]

"what if we made it backwards, and made the curve a circle"

[small glen]

Biblically accurate g

[sharp thunder]

google

[wheat leaf]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTA1NzQyMTNjczhybTR2d2szN3BzZXNrODJ2ODc0Nmc3dzlvZmtsM3plc2p5aTV4cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/ItJ9xWai9rwNOWrHhG/200.gif

[small glen]

Most legendary response

"It just is"

Optimization is fair doe

[pulsar swift]

Then I go on to list multiple issues

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685013242686341123/1500918114051690684/image0.gif

[restive barn]

hwat new blood model

rt blood?

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlyoongi-charlie-mad-offended-lVp8csWFYDKUZwqWZd

dog look like this

[restive barn]

or do u mean the gore mesh

because the gore mesh is the exact same

[pulsar swift]

You know the game is cooked when the mods don’t even know what’s going on

https://tenor.com/view/karceno-karceno-davis-karceno-gif-bye-bum-gif-11177569087048009651

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cretoi-icssmoke--k01KRWRCJEPVSE680147X6CAP57

[small glen]

What mods

[wheat leaf]

they are here to keep us in line

[small glen]

There mods here

[restive barn]

i'm not a fucking mod im a modder

modDER

I MOD THE GAME

[barren tulip]

can you mod a patch

[sharp orchid]

what if i mod your mom instead

[restive barn]

i can't rlly edit anything without it being wildly different srry

[barren tulip]

why i oughta..

[barren tulip]

i forgive you

[small glen]

You so gangster

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/roasted-oh--k01KQ41EG8JJYEQTA40SCNT08SZ

[wheat leaf]

yeah like lowk you modders have added blackholes, gmod maps, an array of magic spells and firearms, tanks, cars, l4d2 maps, the list goes on, but you CANT fix ts already?

[small glen]

Chrome, fuq u

[dreamy sequoia]

hows this one?
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17468433465194740690/B7EFB3D960BC9285DE651431D9B3D5B7778CF9C8/

[small glen]

This is why you'll never reach max aura king sizzler

[sharp thunder]

too busy making this cool shit

[sharp orchid]

let the devs do that

[wheat leaf]

yeahhh nvm you keep doin whatchu doin

[restive barn]

i'm not cleaning up the devs' shit for them

[wheat leaf]

idk what your up to but your on the right track genius

[small glen]

Brother half of the modders use chatgpt for code.

[wheat leaf]

id imagine the devs do too at this rate

[barren tulip]

i dont know or understand coding whatsoever but you NEED to fix the game. NOW.

[sharp thunder]

hey if it works it works

[small glen]

You're not going to get far

[sharp thunder]

[sharp orchid]

i use gemini actually

[small glen]

mb

[wary pewter]

but ideasguy said you had to??

[small glen]

The gang dude said so

[restive barn]

now lemme work on my half tank

[small glen]

He must be gangseer

[wheat leaf]

shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells

[restive barn]

No

stop lying

[small glen]

This is coping btw

[sharp orchid]

blast from the past

[restive barn]

??

[wheat leaf]

ayyy someone gets it 🤝

[sharp thunder]

hey i actually did the mace damage without chatgpt this time.... i was wquite proud

[restive barn]

it's legit node coding

who uses gpt for node coding

[wheat leaf]

ur mom codes my node

[sharp orchid]

i dont i use gemini

[wary pewter]

fixing this game is probably a task not fit for the human mind. im loathe to imagine whats under the hood of this game. i imagine some dark rituals and whatnot were involved in its creation.

[small glen]

Chrome, the numbers in your name stand for your moms weight in tons

[sharp thunder]

mostly just to learn what nodes even exist in unreal, theres fucking hundreds

[restive barn]

ur name is indicative that your mom is a shart

and shark too

[wheat leaf]

yeah naw theres definitely been at least 2 human sacrifices just to get it to where its at today, you can see it in the new willies eyes

[small glen]

Your mom is a fatass

[frank rose]

hiding the evidence

[small glen]

As in

Whale.

[barren tulip]

too far man too far

[sharp orchid]

gore ban

[wary pewter]

rip kepon, sacrificed to make the voicelines for our willies

[restive barn]

😔

[wheat leaf]

what a plot twist, they actually just done recorded his final moments for content

[small glen]

You're just big.

Not a rat, just big.

[barren tulip]

thats just facual

factual

[wheat leaf]

the only big rat in these parts is biggie cheese

or as they say, mr boombastic

https://tenor.com/view/biggie-cheese-gif-27093353

[small glen]

Biggie cheese is my boyfriend

[sharp orchid]

you are a fuck

[barren tulip]

life is a fuck

[sharp thunder]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mJsPtgR5cyZlKNVPB?invite=cr-MSxrcUgsNjM2NTkzMjY5&v=17

this flail fucks

[wheat leaf]

punching air rn, you such a lucky dude

[barren tulip]

biggie cheese got bopped in an alleyway in the bronx

[restive barn]

now here is the ultimate challenge

release it

[small glen]

You're just a tor, not even a smi

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/harry-styles-dead-DqU4wVBxXOhNu

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ahhh-80--k01KRWRTXJ9D60STEXPDGJKEAFE

[fresh gyro]

it's a shame you can't hit yourself with it

[small glen]

Just after his grandma got hit by a bazooka too

[restive barn]

nvm it's already in the modder server

[sharp thunder]

i could make it do that but then it would suck ass 😭

would constantly just hurt yourself

[sharp orchid]

rocket power sledgehammer

[barren tulip]

granny should have dodged it her fault

[sharp thunder]

what the flip

what the actual flip bro

[restive barn]

make the hands further apart

[fresh gyro]

add a toggle to enable and disable self damage

[wary pewter]

B O R N T O D I E WORLD IS A FUCK I AM TRASH MAN

[small glen]

I am hitting this pose rn while typing at exactly 1:29 am

[barren tulip]

you are a scholar

[sharp thunder]

expert mode...

[sharp orchid]

ITS 1:28 YOU LIAR

[barren tulip]

thank you for understadning that

[small glen]

Why are you lying

[elfin abyss]

Am I allowed to do comms in the art channel

[wheat leaf]

on the padded floor of your containment chamber

[wary pewter]

i know my stuff, make no question of it 🤙

[small glen]

Ofc you know, you're my roomate

[restive barn]

don't think so

[elfin abyss]

I've seen people do it before

[restive barn]

they're probably getting smited

[elfin abyss]

Oh

[restive barn]

it's 1:29 pm for me

[elfin abyss]

Well ok

[restive barn]

do u live in usa or smth

[elfin abyss]

110 dollars to go!

[wheat leaf]

and they were roommates ❤️

[wary pewter]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅

[sharp orchid]

yeah im murican

[small glen]

Fucking dork

[wheat leaf]

its literally 1:30 bozo's

pipe down

[wary pewter]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 so true bro

[sharp orchid]

yu peace of my fak

[wheat leaf]

well, technically 10:31 but im willing to be wrong for both of your sakes since you live in one of those weird timezone things

[frank rose]

what is the rgb of pink
im trying to make a cool outfit

[sharp orchid]

est the best time

[sharp thunder]

#pink

[sharp orchid]

thats why it has the s in it

[wary pewter]

even as hes getting his face blasted off, hes still ready to square up. what a trooper.

[restive barn]

put less green

[wheat leaf]

the S stands for stupid >:(

[frank rose]

ok

[sharp orchid]

hey thats a shotgun

i like shotgun

[restive barn]

i think 255, 80, 140 should work pretty well

not sure tho

[small glen]

Dude

[sharp orchid]

it means SUPER AWESOME!!!

[small glen]

Your a nerd

Got a job

💀 💀

[frank rose]

got a job

best spelling😂

[barren tulip]

bro got a job

[sharp orchid]

"your" 🥀

[restive barn]

i think thats what they mean

[wary pewter]

i dont know. im worthless. stupid stupid stupid stupid. dont forgive me i dont deserve it.

[elfin abyss]

Stop arguing

[restive barn]

*you're

[frank rose]

stgfd aguring*

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-jackson-sleep-go-to-sleep-go-the-fuck-to-sleep-gif-5442067

[sharp orchid]

i need to finish cooking

[restive barn]

itis 1:33 pm on a monday

[sharp thunder]

double barrel and pump shotgun glock ar-15 m1-carbine ak47 m1918a2 bar

[barren tulip]

banned for swearign

[restive barn]

because i am sick and no school

[elfin abyss]

Finish cooking

[sharp orchid]

i love gun mods

[wheat leaf]

any news from the future?

its still sunday

[sharp orchid]

no its monday

sadly

[sharp thunder]

me too but we need a funny gun

[wheat leaf]

brotha its sunday

wtf are you on about

[sharp orchid]

no it WILL be monday

[sharp thunder]

i was thinking dubstep gun from saints row if anyone knows what that is lol

[sharp orchid]

cuz im from the future

[wheat leaf]

IT AINT MONDAY

[barren tulip]

its saturday for me?

[wary pewter]

********** ******* ****** **** *** ***** ***** ** ******** **

[small glen]

I am going to go and touch your pillow with a frying pan filled with hot toilet water, with flavored piss.

While your head is soggy, i am going to knock you out with the frying pan, then ima hit you with the most disgusting wet willy [defenseless, mind you]

You'll then wake up, like a piss head with wet ears

[wheat leaf]

i think that counts as elite ball knowledge in this day and age

[barren tulip]

balright

[sharp thunder]

thats sad

they dont know the peak of saints row 3

[sharp orchid]

man fuck cooking this bs

[barren tulip]

i thought it was from the 4th one

[sharp orchid]

the cooking is too slow

[wary pewter]

ball knowledge maybe, minorly, but certainly not elite

[sharp orchid]

looks like i'll have to fix this mf shotgun tmrw

[sharp thunder]

originated in the 3rd but i think it was also in the 4th might have came from before that game even idrk

[wheat leaf]

gotta turn up the heat

[sharp orchid]

wait its making progress

[barren tulip]

tell us an elite one then

[restive barn]

i am going to eat a shrimp

[wheat leaf]

xbox 360 era game, moderately elite

[small glen]

Mfw when the Morning star send a brute to throw my ass into 5 trucks.

[wary pewter]

dark messiah of might and magic

[wheat leaf]

reshpectable

[sharp thunder]

wait ur right

[barren tulip]

thats in my steam libary

[barren tulip]

im genius

[sharp orchid]

ITS MAKING PROGRESS

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-squid-game-3-4--k01KRQEQ6HDCXF8E38YM9CNEJGD

[wary pewter]

dab me five bro

[barren tulip]

i havent played it lol

[sharp thunder]

u r big brain

[frank rose]

smitor what is the rgb of pink

[wary pewter]

nahhh 360 isnt elite yet bro

[barren tulip]

big rat big brain

[wary pewter]

play it then dab me five bro

[sharp orchid]

uh red

[barren tulip]

no problemo

[frank rose]

close

[wary pewter]

dmmm is a stupid dogshit game that ive played through like thrice, 10/10 no notes

[frank rose]

what is the rgb of pink

[wheat leaf]

3

[sharp orchid]

255,192,203

[barren tulip]

i just saw the phyiscs and i needed to get ut

[wary pewter]

i dont fucking know dude... im sorry.. i cant do it stop asking me...

[restive barn]

255, 150, 255 should work too

[small glen]

Ya'll mfs think you have saints row ball knowledge? I HAVE THE SAINTS ROW BALL KNOWLEDGE! My favorite mission was the Luchador story line missions, with the boxing match where you can unmask the boss.

My least favorite mission, is the Deckers hacking mission where you're in the system as a line of code

[sharp orchid]

no he didnt ask you

[barren tulip]

do you even know about voodo child man

[sharp orchid]

[small glen]

Saints row 2

[barren tulip]

my hero

[wheat leaf]

i just remember the crotch size slider man

[sharp orchid]

cyberpunk

[wheat leaf]

cyberpunk went crazy with it, even put baldurs gate 3 to shame

[wary pewter]

slipping a fugly orc down a cliff and hearing the worst quality ever soundbite of him going "AUURGHGHHHHHHHH" as he tumbles down might be the funniest thing ever in a video game

[barren tulip]

saints row 2 is so bad its genius

[small glen]

Saints row 3, pick between killing the Luchador boss or saving Shaundi

[sharp orchid]

man whoever made the word cyber like that needs a raise

[frank rose]

uesave makes the green 15 instead of 150

[sharp orchid]

no you divide by 255 not 100

[barren tulip]

i dont remember anything from that game lol

[small glen]

You said my hero

[wheat leaf]

probably comes from some latin chads

[small glen]

That song plays during that

[barren tulip]

oh snapp

[restive barn]

if ur using uesave try doing 1.0, 0.5, 1.0

[barren tulip]

i thought it only played at the beginning of the 4th game l

[wheat leaf]

latin speakers were so gigachad, they just sat around drinking wine all day and inventing words that still hold value 2000 years later

[sharp orchid]

english doesnt use latin but uses languages that use latin becuase we are awesome

[barren tulip]

oh no thats a different sogn

[small glen]

I loved 2 and 3.

4 was ight

[restive barn]

erm actually

they didn't really invent words

[wary pewter]

greek. kybernan, then to kybernētēs, then to cybernetics in '48 by a murican

[sharp orchid]

i invented words

[restive barn]

most latin words that are used today are inherited from proto-indo-european

which is the mother language of english and latin

[wheat leaf]

theres a latin word for pretty much anything you could think of that existed in that timeframe, they named everything man

[small glen]

Isn't English made by Germanic tribes

[restive barn]

yes

[small glen]

Most languages are Germanic in origin

[restive barn]

most r compound words

[restive barn]

no

[wheat leaf]

english is like 3.5 languages in a tall jacket trying to look like 1 whole language

[small glen]

Besides like, non european-

[wary pewter]

which were inherited from oog and doog throwing rocks at each other in 70000 bce

[wheat leaf]

look at you mr smarty pants, 'compound words' you probably know what a verb is n shit huh

[restive barn]

from 4000 bce

[barren tulip]

gandalf what do you not know about

[wary pewter]

i dont know what i dont know because i know it all. anyways wanna hear some stuff about neanderthals or smth idk man

[restive barn]

i didn't know what a noun was until 6th grade okay

[wary pewter]

thats a year yeah but thats not the year im talking about

[wheat leaf]

i still havent figured out what a noun is

[restive barn]

we don't know if a language existed at 70000 bce

the oldest language we know is 20000 bce and it's called Proto Afro-Asiatic

[small glen]

English is part of the west Germanic language family

[barren tulip]

we have a neanderthal living with us today look up trainwrecks

[small glen]

It's in the same family as

Yiddish

German

And Dutch

English isn't latin

[wheat leaf]

nah i dont believe you

[small glen]

It's just Germanic

[wheat leaf]

english doesnt sound like german

[wary pewter]

who said anything about an actual formal language? oog and doog were just having some fun. it all went downhill from there.

[wheat leaf]

danke and thanks sound nothing alike, theres no correlation between german and english

wasser is a coincidence

[small glen]

Language familes aren't supposed to make sense

[wary pewter]

i have a neanderthal living in my head and he tells me to take another bong rip and drink beers and message the shawties (multiple!)

[wheat leaf]

families*

[wary pewter]

im makin families with ya mom kid get dusted fuck dont talk to me fuck DONT TALK TO ME DONT LOOK AT ME IM A BEAST MAN

[wheat leaf]

bich im making bloodlines with yo grandma pipe down

[small glen]

Magyar and Finnish are part of the same language family

That's a bit insane

[wary pewter]

My grandmother passed away.

[barren tulip]

i cant tell when you are refrencing something or thinking it up

[wary pewter]

coinflip and decide for yourself because it ultimately doesnt matter

[wheat leaf]

shes on the battlebus to heaven

[barren tulip]

true

[wary pewter]

i lied about that

to make you feel remorse

[barren tulip]

it didnt work

[wary pewter]

hope you enjoyed the lesson kiddo... walks away with my big butt and muscles

[wheat leaf]

too late

[wary pewter]

give it a few hours

[barren tulip]

ill be weeping in my bed thinking about your not dead grandmother

[wary pewter]

lit

[wheat leaf]

ill be seeping in my bed thinking about your not dead grandmother

[barren tulip]

thats good i like that

smart fella

[small glen]

Idk why

I was imagining a chevy rear bumper

To just bouncing

[wheat leaf]

cant be caught a fart smella

[wary pewter]

i seem to have that effect on people

[small glen]

So kawaii

[barren tulip]

sugoi!!!

[wheat leaf]

what model chevy is gandalf

thats like the chevrolet bronco in his pfp right

[small glen]

The chevy kind

[wary pewter]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kyriakos-grizzly-bicep-tear--k01KRWTA4BH6THW6X8BTAYMN7ZC

[wheat leaf]

automod doing the lords work

[wary pewter]

i dont know and it doesnt matter

[barren tulip]

movie theatre

[small glen]

Tf a chevy bronco

[wheat leaf]

its like a midsize suv thing

kinda like a jeep

not as big as the ford hummer though

[wary pewter]

interior

[small glen]

Dawg

[barren tulip]

my man

[small glen]

The bronco a ford

😭

[restive barn]

ok

[wheat leaf]

ur moms a ford

[small glen]

And ur dad is in my bed

[wary pewter]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gorilla-pinch

this could be us

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-gif-23917579

[wary pewter]

ok thx

[barren tulip]

just a couple of apes hanging out

[small glen]

Also, gandalf is a Tahoe

[sharp thunder]

black beetles in the city

[restive barn]

no

you are wrong

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/donk-contest-slab-donk-texas-relays-austin-texas-gif-15572876

[wheat leaf]

running wild and lookin pretty 🎵

[wary pewter]

dream job

[dreamy phoenix]

please study the history of English language
thanks in advance for trying

[wary pewter]

ok thx mans u have 2 provide scholarly sourses 4 this plz

[wary pewter]

ok thx mans u have 2 provide scholarly sourses 4 this plz

[restive barn]

i'm not providing two sources for a fucking discord arguement but

gimme a sec

[wary pewter]

based

[dreamy phoenix]

go and find them yourself smh, google is free

[small glen]

The language your typing rn is like, literally Germanic words

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sweets-kendamas-roy-purdy-roypurdy-gang-XEDKnstXxAu7BFqY6E

[small glen]

The evidence

IS THE WORDS YOU'RE TYPING

[dreamy phoenix]

tons of English language history books are free

[wary pewter]

idk how every1 is different plz help a brotha out thx 🙏

[wary pewter]

im speaking english not german

[small glen]

English is Germanic.

[wary pewter]

english is english not german

[restive barn]

indeed

[barren tulip]

nine

[dreamy phoenix]

nvm dudes are just out there baiting, I'm out

[wary pewter]

its from england

[small glen]

You're speaking, essentially different German

[wheat leaf]

"Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunternehmenbeamtengesellschaft" sounds nothing like "Association of officials for the main operation of the Danube steamship electrical services"
theres literally no similarities in the language they cant be the same

[restive barn]

deutschlant

did you know that english is germanic

but has 092843908342098 french words because of the ancient english french larpers

[barren tulip]

what even is germanic mean

[wary pewter]

the art of the gentlemanly troll is lost in the modern age. now one assumes the only goal is to cause anger and division. truly bleak. farewell friend.

[restive barn]

comes from proto germanic\

[wheat leaf]

its like manic but ger

[small glen]

That's like, not a lot

[dreamy phoenix]

yeah it is pretty bleak

[barren tulip]

two very different answers here

[restive barn]

point is english words are 45% french

[wary pewter]

it doesnt matter and it never will

[barren tulip]

it matters a little

[small glen]

I would say 30-40

[wheat leaf]

dont believe chrome, hes ragebaiting you

[barren tulip]

to me ♥️

[wary pewter]

nothin matters cuz matter cant be created or smth. fuck.

[small glen]

Most of our words were made by Germanic people, we speak Germanic, Yiddish speak Germanic, Dutch speak Germanic, Germans speak Germanic.

[wheat leaf]

dutch is just larp german

[barren tulip]

if matter cant b exist how com we b living

[small glen]

It's a language family

[near grotto]

Matter can't be created or destroyed so how do we exist

[wary pewter]

the beautiful dutch language

[small glen]

Isn't modern day Germany technically younger than the USA

[wheat leaf]

checkmate idiot, i just created matter in my pants

[near grotto]

I am going to flay you

[barren tulip]

flay his MATTER

[small glen]

Germany was established in 1871

[near grotto]

Germany is stupid

[small glen]

America is older than Germany 💔

[barren tulip]

if germany came out in 1871 how do we speak dat

[restive barn]

we hebben een serieus probleem

[wheat leaf]

so if england existed before germany, that means germanic is actually based on english

[small glen]

Germanic tribes existed for like

So long

[wary pewter]

im not living im just something your imagination made up. there is no "Gandalf the Chevrolet." everything you think about me is just something your brain manufactured so you can hold onto some sense of reality. i like women yelling at me and ultimately theres nothing behind this name but me, but you dont know me. im not anything to you. thx bro thx 4 tgalkin me bro.

[small glen]

That england was a concept

[wheat leaf]

allegedly

[small glen]

Not a place

[near grotto]

Germans make up like 43% of any game's modding community

[small glen]

We have proof doe

[wary pewter]

i think therefor i am

[small glen]

German language is technically old

[near grotto]

But what is thinking

[barren tulip]

if i thought that up does that mean i like women yelling a t me

[small glen]

The country isn't

[wheat leaf]

simply propaganda made up by big german

[barren tulip]

lots to think about

[wary pewter]

runay dey cart

[small glen]

Us is actually quite old

When it comes to other countries