#halfsword-chat-⚔
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As in whats the main weapon I use orr..?
yeah what you use the most
mod?
"Willie? No, it can't be you...!"
Probably either Longsword, Flail or Poleaxe with two hammer sides
The Flail is devastating if you hit them with the joint between the two bits
Willify
thx
nice! im kinda try to "mastery" longsword rn. But more use War AXE and poleaxe, btw have order polaxe irl 🙂
Nice man! The longsword grind is hard but it feels so cool, the war axe is quite nice and the poleaxe just feels like cheating sometimes if you connect it with their heads!
yo guys where did the mordhau go?
Love me some longsword,
I do switch it up between some of the hafted options, hafted axe, hammer, and the mace.
Got replaced with Chiv Im guessing
i remember i could use "r" to flip my sword
not that mordhau
ohhhh
i complete ea with polaxe only coz it felt so easy deal wit h lol
My bad I thought u were talkin about the game, I dont remember it being in the game tbh, Ill check the playtest rq to see if its there
Just checked, you sure it was in the game?
my lil playtest vid
may be not
sent his head into orbit in that first clip, Hahah
Love that, fantastic stuff
demo/playtest dismemberment was so satisfying
Yeah r just opens the inventory, maybe you're thinking of another game
True, the EA's one is also good, it allows you to keep fighting after losing an arm or foot
bruh in demo v0.3 you could get covered in enemy's blood
right?
correct
may be it was in early demo
i feel like i could
No, I was checking the early demo there
I still have the playtest and it wasnt there
I mean theres the itch version. I can check that to see if it has it, I highly doubt it though
this might be my most realistic fight in playtest ver
please do
and check other buttons
i start thinking i have dementia
Im 90% sure r is still inventory in it, im downloading it rn lmao
This feels wrong, I have the EA and the playtest open at the same time
what about fps there xd?
3 frames per sometimes
Downloaded now, Ill check for you now
Real Bevor vs sharp weapon combat 
if it's really realistic, where is willie's willie? and why didn't he piss and shit himself after dying? checkmate, "historian"
Checked, No, R reset the game
it's...
weird
Repost
dude couldn't take a clue and stay down
da
whiffed a lot of swings but, got there eventually
the about to die
)
well he stayed alive for whole time
clearly
Maybe you're thinking of that one game similar to halfsword, Gladio Mori
thx btw
nope
never played
Yeah ofc no worries
Then I have no idea lmao, sry man
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!
Ima make a no intro version to my 4 minute comp
Man I havent heard that song in a hot min, Ima go killin people to it now
mb i'm confusing halfsword
but i'm still pretty sure i could do mordhau and take polearm closer to the edge
Willie is a heavily scarred man. Considering all the stabbings and slashes he endured during the demo, he actually looks p good
Ima make a new one, one of these days
You may be thinking of the games name, Halfsword, you can grab the blade with one hand and another on the handle? I genuinely dont know what else it could be
Save some aura farming for the rest of us
I have a 4-3 minute comp of me and some other users here
Repost
okay, this was a good deflection
Hell yeah, one day Ill get good enough to a comp like this
So good it nearly felt fake
hahah yeah
Lmao, Holdon I got a good clip one sec
Yeah, i'm gonna obsess over the Willie mod for some time
Fair, he looks majestic
Most certainly not the longest
yo why he caked up, did I miss an update?
You missed the sex update
its felt the longest yet for me and i started playing halfsword when it was just in EA with the regular hell progressive version.
I started playing before that, It hasnt been that long, plus the devs deserve a break
I think it’s been either a year or close since that demo came out
that is definitely true, they do deserve a break obviously its just i still cant play the game properly while its still not fully optimized plus ive finished the game 3 times.
Pretty good progress for the handful of devs not from seer
If ur talking about the play test its been nearly 2 years, if ur talking about the demo its been nearly a year
god it’s been that long?
Im able to play on high with 0 issues
Your talking to a gtx 1060 user, the thing has been passed down 3 times and how the prices of better graphics cards and pay nowa days and practically prim locked
It has, Hell if u wanna feel even older the itch version came out nearly 5 years ago
god I’m on a 3050 for a laptop
you got it good bruh, including that with a fucking laptop including 😭
Bro no wonder you can only play on low that things nearly 10 years old
"and how the prices of better graphics cards and pay nowa days and practically prim locked"
it’s more of a pc at this point since it don’t charge
wym "dont charge" like you dont need to charge it or always has to charge it?
Bro I get that but still, you cant be upset that your 10 year old graphics card cant run newer games.
Has to be plugged in to work
no. im not upset, ive gotten use to going into game files and having to delete primary shaders just for a sweet 70fps game
every. EVERY FRAME COUNTS
I'm very fine with just 30fps
I can manage on 15 depending on the game
yeah same
ive got bad eye sight which 25fps looks like 10fps for me
if it's not too intense very easy to play a game with just 15fps
in a sort of sense
pretty sure I get like 20fps on like slums
Yeah fr, if its a fps or something I get wanting to have more frames
I actually havent had a problem with the slums
well thats slums, the most lag spiked map
yeah all of the shit in the background doesn't really help with the fps
i just went into game files and replaced the background of it with orange colour
I mean it is pretty fun to go over there, theres nothing there but its still cool
yeah I've wandered behind the wall
bro that just sounds like ur playing a different game lmao
at this point I have more of an issue dealing with my fucking headset randomly turning on than dealing with my laptop trying to complain about the battery
You could get the battery replaced no?
Oh god, Champion Willie is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time
it says it can't detect the battery when it's using said battery
Bring it to a repair shop, it sounds to me like a wire connecting the battery to the actual laptop may have been disconnected
pro tip; if you dunk it in 711 hot cheese it may or may not solve the problem
"No escape! Willie smash!"
how we feeling about a 12 gb map mod for halfsword yall
is that a good size
its just a free park map from fab
no... unless i added cars driving on the streets
That's a biggie boy
too big 😭
True
You should make it an abyss map so it has an infinite amount of enemies
this is the full extent of the map from the spawning area
all is traversable
i think i beat the slums for least optimized map now
Oh hell yeah
what's the filesize
only 12 gigabyte :D
Bro now I want open world half sword D:
ill add a secondary city map inside this one
Frrr
i was looking on fab for good western town environments but they cost a lot 🥲
Well now you have red dead!
100% the entire challenge of that would just be getting the models and textures from the game lol
like that would be some crazy work
True, however it would probably be worth it
OH
ACTUALLY
You could add kuttenberg
(From kcd2)
Dumb question but why is the free play so restrictive in the map selection and weaponry
Not dumb, Im guessing its because it was a second thought to add it as they put all their time into the progression mode
oh oke
Yeahno, the drunk patron just straight up dislikes me.
I mean I dont blame him, whyd u kill him?
I didn't. I just pacified him with toy weapons
Are you sure you didnt accidentally snap his neck?
I only hit center mass
He wouldnt show up in the abyss if you didnt kill him no?
I left some weapons embedded in him. From my experience, if a weapon is just left in an enemy's body and they die from it jostling inside of them, it registers as a suicide rather than you getting the kill
what do you guys think about the bardiche
i wish i could put a bardiche blade on a poleaxe with the hooked end
Then again, it's also kinda on him for being drunk enough to think he could take on Wilhelm "Willie" Fischer
I think is weapon pack is named Coming Sunn
this game would be good but why does it fully reset my rank if i failllllll
i got to peasent after and hour and a half just for it for go down to beggar
Because you’re dying
make it choke you
no duh, just i spent so much time for nothing, why cant it just save
it does save
Because what would be the point in dying if it doesn’t mean death
yea
my game is bugged then
got to peseant then i reset to beggar
Any new character you create can be set to whatever tier you lost at
try not to kill people and then be careful in abyss
W
this game just gotta dumb saving system, i wanna enjoy moving through the game, not suffor😭
change difficulty
where
Game settings, just adjust the damage sliders
You won’t die as easy and they’ll die easier
If that’s how you want it
This
That
You can just play at higher npc damage or lower player damage
thats what i did when i first started playing
this fountain makes for a great arena
true
very soon, just one more model to add before I can balance everything and post it
very scenic
i just noticed they have 2 shadow sthough
hmmm
Why did i think the water was gonna have physics lmao
live footage of tomfools discovering hidden firearms at the local park
They commited some tomfoolery
mb for saying anything, ts gonna be like 5x more fun that i can be god
wait ur on demo
yeah, what about it
this is irrelevant for demo
hm
im swimming
real
fish
That is DROWNING quite similar but not
Well thats not willie, thats the baron
willie IS the baron
i wonder what the baron model is
Wheres thy proof!
underneath the armor
i made it up
Im 90% sure its the max muscle bod with a random head and no hair (because of the helmet)
prolly
I mean if u go into camera mode and stick it in his face then crank your montiors gamma to max u can probably see
I hope they make it so that armor doesn't just squish the muscle inward, imagine being an 8 foot 900lb behemoth engulfed in steel
instead of an unusually lanky dude wearing plate
they should also add a specific type of match where only one standardized weapon is allowed
This is terrifying and i cant wait to play it
commoner tier sword duels for example
How can i make this bradar
it should be in the base game but mods can give you that at least https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/271
How do i make my face el willitito ( I have willify mod but doesnt seem to work)
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/342 Be sure to thank @stuck epoch for this
Yes brader but it doesnt seem to work for me
Do i need to enable in config
bradar
Willie's original mesh replaces Face 1.
The imposter will still be seen in the character creation and inventory screens
nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit
dip it all in mashed potato’s
nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit
Hi
i am going to detal mick
i love the bo staff so much
You madman. The John Wick fountain in daylight
soon it could be you too, for only 12gb of hard drive space
🤣 holy shit
OH YEA
@sharp thunder ayuda mi ordenador personal es no bien
How did nobody else recognize that.
wait it actually is wtf
its been a while
Yeah put it in the evening/dusk time and its almost exactly (aside from obviously not having the new york skyline)
this map must be an actual new york park lol i thought it was fictional
yo nuevo conputadora por favor
oops...
Its plausible but thats the first thing I thought of.
@sharp thunder could you make doom armor?
i donate if you made
i tired to at least make the armor green
it was hard as FUCK
But Youre a genius
lol
i only speak a lil bit of espanol
got the lighting pretty good no more duplicate shadows
it may be hard to tell from this clip but i have no pants on irl
ohhhhh i thought u were a native
nice
congrats on being bilingual
.

idk where that is
For you to go 4 times
this is comedic genius
pun not intended that wasnt comedic genius
Watch he wasn't ready by hotshot7601 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
ese mucho difícil?
Is that very difficult @pliant crest?
call me crazy.. but i dont think he was ready
quick drawing?
"Why is there three of me!?"
the predator awaits his prey
they dont call it a frogmouth for nothing
"as the baron waits for food, a beggar walks aside the baron jumps and pounces"
willie is unfortunately BANNED from our parks playground after yesterdays incident, had to call the fire department to cut him out
By the gods
Add a skateboard weapon please
I want two skaters fighting
oh thatd be funny lol
This is the funniest shit ever
Is this map uploaded
im still debating whether i should or not its gonna be the gpu and hard drive obliterator 9000
i will now actually why not
Thats for people to risk!
But also fr, make a skateboard weapon
Or I’ll coerce another mod creator into it
ask smitor to make a nuclear skateboard
that wood go hard
i will add a skateboard though that sounds funny
would prob work flawlessly just replacing the wooden shovel mesh with skateboard
just change grips ez and bam regular grip is on side half sword grip is holding onto trucks of board
ill prob give it a go tn aswell
i could place it on the map too by skate park
random assortment of strange weapons placed on map as well?
A needle
And a metal pipe
And a baseball bat
And a broken bottle
And a not broken bottle
broken bottle lowkey sick idea
i already have a normal ass hammer i added
ez dagger mesh change
looks like that
u make in blender and then transfer over?
Maybe even one of the gun mods
i just used a free hammer fab model
have glocks laying in a trashcan you knock over to find
You can do it!
or just out in the open
imma just keep updating this big ass park map with new stuff
i wanna add cars driving badly next
warning i run a 5070 ti and 7800x3d and get like 30-50 fps without dlss
with dlss like 70-80
but ill upload it soon
My 1060 can tank it

i remember when i had a 1060 6gb
shit was pimp back in like 2014
Yes it was
Still have the same one i've had for years 🥹
good ass budget card, 5060 cant compare to its status
sad how far nvidia has fallen
i need to boot up cyberpunk with this card, just recently upgraded from 5060ti
which already was pretty good with 16gb vram
my first time not owning a 60 class card in like a decade
can zombie willies come?
Based. I finally retired my 1060 last winter. Thing was running Tarkov in 2k
Something about those cards just allows them to take punishing amounts of overclocking to keep limping through modern titles
How did u get this map ?
I retired my rx570 after my first playthrough of cyberpunk
cool park map im bout to upload rn
they cant get me hahaha
atp I'm just gonna fight on that bridge instead of the narrow passage mode with how long it's taking
You really are the map making king, all the screenshots have been incredible.
Holy fucking awesome. I wish my mods would work so I could download this later on
ty i got a mustafar map i never released from weeks ago too maybe i should drop it
gmod mustafar port
dear god they brought an army
even though the map geometry is blocky the lighting is fire with these walkways
The blocky side of things doesn't look completely horrible lol
the backrooms map is also a gmod port lol
If it works it works
willies favorite place
thank god nexusmods has a 20gb limit
now i slumber
I retired my 1060 I think after the fans stopped working and part of it starting melting
@sharp thundermind if i ask u for some help modding later on today cause i got a massive skill issue :solb:
should have replaced the fans and thermal pads /j
prolly would have costed more than buying a new 1060
I went and got a 7900 AMD XT, shit wouldn't fit in my case so my brother had to reorganize it, and then I felt like I was using a NASA computer for about a week afterward
GAHDAMN 😭
i went from my rx570 and my poor dying ryzen 2600 to a 5700x and a 6800 (this was before the 4000s series was even a thought)
it's awesome
Fr
sadly still lags on lag sword
Sucks
pierrot said optimization coming soon 🙏
Thank the lorkd
Is this uploaded?
Nice upgrade, even without framegen you can run halfsword in epic quality, though i recommend using it tbh if you want da smoothness
thiz was so clean
framegen gives input lag which kinda sucks
Not by much in hs as far as i can tell, maybe cause im still used to my laptop wich couldnt run anything over 40fps, technically giving me imput lag
Brutal. Head and then arm. Dead before he hit the ground.
is the game abandoned?✌️
No
supposedly no
I retired my rx550 after I got a job lol
TBH, even if it was abandoned, I'd still be here. The demo is just that good.
Still better than the game imo
just do it
just do it how
Who's Adam?
Idk Adam, Genius?
Who's Chrome
Idk Chrome, 334?
Who's people pusher
Idk people pusher, Moai?
Who's sterling?
Idk, sterling?
detal mick
retired man
u good bro
vro is finally free from the abyssal stench that is having to babysit toxic half sword players
did it for what like, 5 years or so
someone ported a google 3d map to halfsword? damn
aint even the correct color💔
3 fucking gb
in its compressed form
Never
Willie in water play day
Had a little argument about who gets to play next
Someone's dying today
Weird Willie War 2 veteran chasing me with a bayonet
Good thing ive a steak knife for self defense
He's dead!!
Evil bastardesque old man
YO WHATS GOING ON WITH THIS GAME
wdym
eventually
Day 2 of complaining about the devs needing to add more options to freemode
they're addressing that I believe
At what point will even the boot lickers start to think its odd we've had no updates or meaningful comms for over 3 months?
@restive barn i fucking love you bro every mod i tried using didnt work
but yours did
bless you and your entire lineage for 100 generations 🙏
i can now use glockjitsu
Stop rn
from this ima take a guess that u have like 5000 hours
i have a 156KG willie thats at 2200 days
would be interesting to see you play with that character
Can't speak for 5,000, but this is what 1,000 looks like lol
i wish this was how ur supposed to play this game
if you have EA
how's the sword play in there
you wouldve won way earlier if you played to WIN but thatd be very lame
Legit. I mean, this IS how I play, lol. But yeah. I'd love if it steered more in this direction.
this is awesome
Fizzle that looks like 500
@sand herald
The reason I don't play EA, is because it doesn't reward this sort of play style.
Long Sword game play in EA is borked imo
Ngl the reason I play EA is for slums
If longsword play was improved, i'd be all EA all day. I adore the settings and environmental hazards.
Slums
lol exactly
Cursed
half sword in the optimal 9:16 resolution
i made a quick script that makes everyone zombies
What about the demo
sick
i have 75 hours on demo
Wdym?
i think he mean the video
idk who needs to know this but i discovered that if your dude is doing the shit where he wont lift his left arm over his head with a polearm/poleaxe, to fix it you can go into half sword mode and lift both of your hands all the way over your head. then when you go back to holding it the normal way, he will lift the poleaxe with his left arm normally again.
you mean the first version?
no
No, you can't kick in that version
I checked it myself, you can't kick in that version
nine ball
wow
Ahh yes, downloaded ue4ss, ovrdth armoury and the required file, cant setup the armoury because I can't locate my saved games file, literally doesn't exist for me 😆
i tried disabling visibility on willie's body
but i think i accidentally enabled visibility on the target body
bro this looks like scp 939 😭
half ghost
scp 939 btw
yo @restive barn
you should make more knife models
for half sword demo
thank you
lmao
Does anyone have a Google Drive link for the old 2023 tech demo with kicks?
Butt miasma would love to see this
I downloaded ue4ss a while ago and I uninstalled it and reinstalled halfsword and it still says failed to load ue4ss dll does anyone know how to fix it?
he wasnt happy about getting split in 2
maybe fighting 2 people at once will be tougher than 1
um...
made a script that allows regular npcs to bite
Why do some willies have super red eyes like they cried all their tears out
Gotta give them that hawk toouh
they want my head
🪵
IM TRYING
Usually you can get one off balance
oh hell no
Medieval tung to the rescue
they gonna finish me of
they got my head .
the pickaxt dude pinned 1 of my arms and the axt dude CUT MY DARN HEAD OF
pffffffff
atleast im never fighting 2 axt people
nvm
i got to fight them aggain ( literly the same dudes ) time for revenge
Hey I just got the game and can you pls give me some tips?
survive and dont die
Thanks
Free play will fully change in the futur, that we know
cruel
That aint hs no more
heh
what have eye done
might be worse than that 1 time i curbe stomped someone
splitting his jaw in 2
i love this gif
i wonder if i can top this
With an axe yea
explain
Im boutta go kill some cumans
my slashes with a axt are always to smooth
I hope this game gets cumans eventually
Good, means good edge alignement
Wich actually helps
your combat is so satisfying to watch
some what
Cumans, cuman people, kcd1 king sigismund
is it like
Qmans, not cum-mans
you appear to be missing something
okay good
I prefer to clarify
thats what i was literally going to ask
Easy to guess lmao
I saw that as first as well
Thought "who the hell names their people cum-mans"
well I wouldn't say no to the role that I instinctively told wonder to not give me lol
great halberdd
great scythe when
tough tiddies
oh...
have you seen thee
apparently it works on demo aswell
woah
@rapid pond i see what you mean
that is fire
good slash indeed
Try with rhe greataxe
It has a backspike for added power
the what
And a wider blade
alr bro wtf is this
Greataxe, either in free mode or found on npc's
It just looks like a better axe
uh i cant get my hands on it on the free mode
Its free normallu
Scroll down in weapons lemme see
as soon as wrists are fixed i'll be all over the ea, but for now the auto parry somewhat works on demo so im happy enough with that
Wither look at the other axe options or maybe scroll up a little ?
Thats weird i have one
u probably had it in ur inv at some point
No, not insured, like.. it was just there
oh
most useless shield wielders
AND WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING FACES
ok i see why he made that face
interesting view
nah im just lucky with the pause moments
models lowk look like high quality ps2 models
just use nexus mods
someone tried to teach me that a year ago
i think that was YOU
hm
i still dont get it
nope
fair the mod makes the game a lot more fun for me so I'm sticking with it for a hot minute

Surprised we haven't seen our first giant Willie since the release of Willify
Guess winners really don't do drugs
Hollywood…
armbars in halfsword go hard
"I heard we've been cut out of the game"
"Don't worry, Luke modded us back in!"
Needa download that mod asap, og Willie was so handsome
Tonga
Watch Disarming :D by hotshot7601 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
oh
did the game got fixed?
is he burned?
That's an eyeball
OHH
Like, in a 1vx, just knock one down, grab his head, and slit his throat in front of his friends.
HGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
i wish that was a feature
one thing I do is similar
I'll get in close and block their weapon with my body, while pulling my sword up, into their face
now fixed btw 
When is this mod next being updated?
There's been nothing but radio silence for months.
I've been learning how to master strike and it's so peak
In exactly
I lodged my blade into someone, let it go
Then kicked it through them and it cut them in half
peep the drip 🔥
I love doing shit like this soooo much
I sprinted forward, knocked his weapon away and brought my weapon back, across him, then into his face.
I gave him an extra eye
So what you're saying is you don't know despite the fact it's been three months of radio silence.
No I just told you, it’s coming in
patience is a virtue n such
When a game releases in early access in the state it did with less content than their own demo in such a lack of performance and when their own community manager lies about them prioritising performance - and then they go radio silent.
I don't get hopeful, I get the feeling they pulled the rug under and fucked off.
Respectfully I think your just wrong about most of that
More overall content in ea, just some things removed while being updated
This is a pretty majorly ambitious project in terms of trying to optimize it, there’s a reason why essentially nobody has tried to make similar format games, TABC being one of the few examples and it’s very basic graphics-wise for a reason
I wouldn’t say the community manager lied but moreso I’m imagining it’s an actual nightmare for a small team of devs to try and make this intense of a game optimized towards low-mid tier units
But I do agree they’ve said fuck all and gone silent in the meantime though
Well I'm not because their community manager did in fact say they were prioritising performance. Because it was in response to a question I directly asked myself before the first release.
i believe they are prioritizing performance, as you may notice essentially every patch/update after EA dropped was performance centered, and the biggest portion of the announcement after updates stopped was about optimization
and the optimization updates did help, quite a lot
just cause they havent optimized it to your needs in the timeframe youd like doesnt mean it isnt a priority
@little verge
what i dont see is how that implies he lied, heck i even checked the date of those messages and then checked the timeframe of ea's updates, every update that happened both before and after he said that had a general priority of optimization
youd be correct in saying he/the devs didnt meet your expectations, but its not that he lied
Them is some pretty quick updates.
the only real credible argument is that this coming update might not be completely optimization centered, being that they said it was focused more on new content
Counter Point:
Maybe not the sole focus, but it seems the next update will be focused on optimization.
But to be real, I don't take anything outside of Announcements and Updates seriously. Anything outside of those are not official communication channels
this is just a theory, but what i imagine is happening right now is that they are trying to somehow manage to optimize the full gore system to run at the same impact level as current/demo gore, which is a big fuckin bill
all it brings is (likely false) hope that it'll be soon imo
that... would actually make a lot of sense
I agree. I dislike when people from either team post things like that in general channels.
it essentially boils down to "i talked to the dev
's son's daughter-in-law's cousin's dad's friend's dog and it said the update is coming in seven days"
They said they were focusing on performance.
They clearly did not, or did you forget the release of the ea? No.
Ok, I'm a liar cause I don't lick the dev's asses after they've gone silent on our ass for months.
either ragebait or just dense, take your pick champ i dont know what else to tell you lmao
you say they didnt focus on it, i and others give direct evidence of them focusing on it, you still say they arent. like i said this boils down to it just not fitting your desired timeframe. im not a boot licker, in fact im fairly unhappy with a majority of EA but im capable of recognizing that ambitious projects with small teams takes time
if they do end up rugpulling us and fucking off with the money then your right, only time will tell
I provided evidence that they kept their word, and are continuing to work on it
I think there is a place between being a shill, and being a hater. Most of us here are in the middle. Some of us are not satisfied with the pace of communication, and are not happy with the current state of the game, but we also understand what to expect from an EA release, and that at times communication is lite during the EA phase.
You can be dissatisfied, but also understanding at the same time.
thank god he wasnt immediately killed
drawing energy so low i started drawing some bullshit on the jester
matteo face looks like he uses smithing tongs to pluck his nose hair
inhales smoke "I think we should turn Frankenberg into an entire fighting arena, Sir Francis."
frankenburg and all the surrounding territories all in one map
3x as big as the slums with 1x the content
Hey hey! So serious question, is this game still being worked on?
Nice copypasta 😂
They said they were focusing on performance.
They clearly did not, or did you forget the release of the ea? No.
Ok, I'm a liar cause I don't lick the dev's asses after they've gone silent on our ass for months.
Thanks!
grabbed the sword with my armpit
i LOVE guns
Old playtest throwback 😭
anyone got any combat tips for me?
i am in peasant tier, have good armor, helmet, pavilion or whatever the shield is called, a tiiiny sword... and im getting my ass beat
thought this was cool
why cant i post photos in this chat?
distancing is key
keep yourself at a distance where you're able to either advance into an attack or retreat and evade
Appreciate it!
Swap to a flail asap
Measure is affected by many things, sword types, fighter's anatomy, but having a good understanding of yours is a great way to improve your fighting with a longsword - or any weapon.
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though my biggest problem is that it feels more like im flailing around than actually slicing
yeah that's the entire game unless you got polearms
what kind of weapon are you using?
some type of knife sword thing right now, bauermesser? something like that
Sue them if they do that
Class action lawsuit
class action is crazy
If you are able to, snatch a shield. Pairing that up with the messer is a great advantage in the early stages of Progression
Class action is reasonable if they take our money, but they aren't
I'd reccomend using some kind of two-handed weapon. the bauernwehr is fun but it's dangerous without a pavise shield or better
shi i'm not gonna sue but if someone does put me on it so i can get a 23 cent check in the mail in a few years
The devs are good people
😂
Flail is easy to win fights until full armour.
This is more effective
everything long with an end wins fights
He is peasant tier.
Dude asking for advice is in Peasant tier homie lol
Oh I see now
Flail is your best bet.
lol
*** only obtained from the abyss
No, there's a candelabra in the cellar
A tiny one, not a big one.
That's where I got that one
really? huh
Ye
So i think we can both agree that the advice to get away from a sword and lean towards a 2h pole is best. Good
Who cares what it is. Just fuck that sword off
Candelabra can take people down well into the knight class
Bonk stick go Bonk
HEAR ME OUT a April 1st update where every single sword in the game is actually cut in half
Or their size is 50% what it usually was
no
Yes
no
Yes
mods, ban this guy
after i spend 70,000 dollars on a lawyer ill have my 20-ish dollars back in no time, that'll show em not to mess with the community >:)
Become your own lawyer
i got covered in toilet water today at work, shit sucks
why would you do that
do what
cover yourself in toilet water
thats gross, and weird
it wasn't intentional
Why?
Why what
It wasn't on purpose
My pc is having a mid life crisis
So ig that means I ain't playing shit today
how does shit suck i thought shit sticks and stinks only
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@meager karma @restive garnet this would be funny af
BRO STRAIGHT PINGED THE ENTIRE MOD TEAM AND 2 DEVS OVER BS 😂
I'M CRINE
You did not need to ping us or the devs for this 
Nevermind
I need attention final boss
At this point just ping frank and ivan 💔
Dont do this
I suggest put it in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1465774955009540257 instead 
Can I post a gif?

Can i do a war crime?
Give me immunity for like 99 seconds, it's worth it

Does stinking ass normal?
this is something arthur would genuinely say
That ovrdth armoury, woweee
ANOTHA ONE
ts was pretty clean
YOU SHOULD'VE SHEATHE SPINNED YOU GOOFBALL!
😬
how the fuck does anyone play with sensitivity this high
it's extremely impressive but i'll never understand how it's playable
john what do you use to clip
NVIDIA app's instant replay
okayokayopkay
the combat system in EA dampers spinning by a lot, but i started using higher and higher sens during the demo just so I could flick kick faster
kicking/spinning fast was nice but made regular combat difficult to adjust to, but eventually i got used to it and now i'm playing at the current DPI/sensitivity that i'm at rn
🙂↕️
that dpi you running rn, you told me it was around 24,000 for demo
yeah that was before I got my new mouse, now i'm running 30k and i modified the settings.sav file to ramp my in-game sensitivity higher than the normally-allowed max

with my mouse at 20,000 i can move from one side of my screen to the other with less than 1/4 inch of movement, thats wild man i applaud you
did yall prefer .3 or .4 playtest
I prefer your mom
im outside
Whats the temperature
your mom degrees farenheight
ahaha rosted
never managed to give someone a cut like that, neat
I gave him every opportunity to forfeit 😔
speaking of things i never managed to do, holy fucking shit
"Just a little off the sides, nothing too crazy"
my willie just dropped the sparing voiceline, has this mf looked at his opponent
very nice block at the start
A real Willie always holds his ground
m00 > realism fighting
johnhalfsword > crack head with an axe
Never stop being you guys, top content
Is that a starweird
yes
my buddy keith once had this happen to him
he got spun around and slammed into a pillar at mach 2?
yeah
in fact, it was a guy wearing blue clothes and a helmet too
funny coincidence