#halfsword-chat-⚔
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what happened to them
we got backrooms in halfsword before gta6, AND the backrooms movie
its fuckin gay tho
dude was not even in the conversation stfu nobody ever asks for you to talk to them you have 0 bitches on your phone
why is that picture so fuckin big bro, kissy skull taking up the whole screen
sean dickland stressin in the chat rn
silence foids and twinklers
whatever floats your oats or however the saying goes
let us all be happy
yeah ur blocked too corny ass
😭🤞
AW CMON i aint do nothin
i believe its oaths
your blocked
caught a stray
allat cause halfsword doesnt have brawl in freeplay, like devs fr gotta fix this shit the community is tearing itself apart
WHAT I DO
riddle unblock me thats really rude :(
thats like not cool at all
oh shit he did
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
HE DIDNT BLOCK ME THO
ITS A BIT
HES JOKING
HES THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME
optimist vs pessimist
time will tell if he rejoins and complains abt fisting again
yo guys i threw him onto the spiked log trap
he might survive tho
bruh I was making the backrooms 😔
on josh?
hi smitor i hate you now
mine is probably a lot worse ngl
lemme find a pic
i was forced to say it
i wont release if urs is better ill just keep it for personal use ngl
nah urs is better tbh
mines unfinished
if forced means "lets have tea time and you just say this and we can get this over with"
you BETRAYER
YOU BETRAYED LINUX KIND
YOU WILL BE REMOVED OF YOUR ROOT PRIVILEDGES
nah urs is better
How do I get Willie in the new half sword I can’t play without my Willie
no i was told to say it
with almost no context
REBEL VILTRUMITE LIES
last entity i want to encounter in the backrooms
i have screenshot proof bruh
naked willie
yeah nvm that might be number one
ik lmao lemme send u what she sent me
idc about the random creatures or things you might encounter in the backrooms, naked willie would be horrifying
lol i have a backrooms map i downloaded and vhs camera filter effect i was gonna use
why are we all making the backrooms 😭

Czuse bakcrom iz cuol 🤤
Is this gonna be used for your tank mod?
probably not
probably as a seperate mod
How would you pop the head then?
Without N
Also you said you weren't gonna do gore cause u didn't wanna do the devs job for them
🤨
fucking idiot stabbed himself
strongest smartest willie ever documented
haflsowrf, mentioend
shit plays out like a painting
but thats a custom weapon, one only you could have spawned with 🧐
this is incorrect
no he spawned with it
oh word
can you spawn them with custom ones then? or is the handle just fucked up looking
thats a baunwher
I opened his head like a pot lid 😭
what should i name this custom axe
ive never seen the handle look like that before, its a messer handle with a sword handle overtop, even the pommels poking out
it resembles the greataxe from the itch.io demo somewhat
small ass halberd
Burg's Axe
hlbrd
alright
I miss how their mouthes could open and close
I could shove 2 daggers in it
rate my custom halberd with mace grip
two blades
Like an 8 outa 10
10/10
I wanna chop off both of a willie's arms within 2 seconds
lastly is the name cool
im planning to add it to my upcoming armory mod
you should add a comically long-great-sword
though that'd probably weigh like 10kg or some shit 😭
Doc why the name evil
How do i improve my Testicular Torsion?
Add this code to your ue4ss for more testicular torsion
if weapon touch ball = hurt
local hurt = make ball twist
make ball twist = 720 degree angle
i can just use uesave to reduce the weight
my collection of weapons have evil names
including hedgeborn shredder
The hedgeborn disclipinary stick when i dont wanna kill them
what weapon should i make for my armory
no like
weird weapons
give a weird idea
like combinations of weapons etc
How about a mace but the thing is evil wood
sounds good
Why didn't dinosaurs just leave earth to avoid the asteroid, like bro cmon
cool ass shield
Shush. Nerd
Homelander situation
Freaking, G E E K
"Want the turkey?"
How do you lift yourself off if there's nothing to lift off of
your creation or something in the gamefiles?
But first you gotta Fuuu
I love how stupid this scene is
figured, cant wait for actually good looking shields 🤤
game files
wait. also baron helmet with plume, is that just in the files too?
Yeah but that turkey looks pretty good
Smoked
Factions will be readded
Big ol one too
Stupid willie, Where is your head?
does anyone know how to install UE4SS?
there's a bunch of head gibs in the files
Evil esophagus and tongue:
and the larynx too i think
go to this and drop ue4ss in win64
underarmored knight
ive been at it for hours son
Are you sure you dun it right sun
tutorials said yes
son, if theres one thing ive learned, you aint been at it enough hours
i press f10 and nothing pops up
which mod r u tryng to download
bar1918

Are you SURE that you also changed weapon path
I'LL KILL YOU !!!
what weapon path
click on the settings ini
/Game/Mods/barrifle.barrifle_C
hold on
can u download me gun mod please😔
i'm not doing this anymore
i have the m1 mod now what
youll be back. they always come back
parries
/Game/Mods/m1_carbine.m1_carbine_C
okay what do i do with it?
W FUCKIN SEAN STRICKLAND
are you ingame
not anymore
what now?
did you set it into 1
yes and i saved it
all this shit you're going through is why i don't mod or use mods or stray from vanilla.
too damn frustrating.
i dont know what to do
either ask a mod lord for help
they know how to use ue4ss
That's me !!
sonion help me before i lose my mind
he has it in his google drive
he gave it for free in the hs modding server
head popping mod would be amazing
im lowkey bored asf

what
yea i'm trying to shield bash more and utilise my arsenal to the fullest
the problem is: i'm shit 😭
were all a lil bit shite in ea dw
except for john halfsword that dudes still going strong
and me too
Pink spanky stick
that looks like some shit id find in my mums nightstand bro wtf you bringing to battle
I'm adding 2 circles to it for you saying this
i look forward to seeing it 
huh
very nice 
I just sorta stabbed his arm and then pushed it into the fence and it started just deteriorating, there was a lot of bone crunching noises
now he ahs a skeletal arm
john half sword irl
I'm making a pizza paddle
For some reason it has super high air resistance
If it touches willie this happens
what
his torso gets duplicated?
this is magical
every modder still keeps the community up
i think there was 2 willies and you made them esc r enter
This paddle danger rous
damn
would u prefer zip files
yes
ok ill keep that in mind for real
i mean all id have to do is zip the pak files again with 7zip instead
I was gonna make a a "PiZZPADDLER" weapon but realized it sounds so bad
YES
I WANT THAT
PLEASE
why not just download winrar 😭
I thought all pcs had winrar
but i tried 7-zip and theres clones of them that are damn viruses
Dont pcs alsdo comew ith 7zip
if ur on windows 11 just do this
extract all at the bottom
https://www.win-rar.com/fileadmin/winrar-versions/winrar/winrar-x64-722.exe
direct download to latest version 64 bit
thxs
if your mods are good i will give you kudos
I HAVE TO FUCKING PAY!?!
I ALREADY EVADE TAXS
AND I DONT NEED TO EVADE WINRAR
how do u switch from armor to weapon blacksmith
rest
no u just click out of the prompt
ok im dumb
its the meeeme
lemme try it again
is the lighting baked
nope
i just rested 2 nights in a row
Ahh shit
hes still fuckin here
then fuck
probably should be honestly
they went on fucking break
but i like the shadows
the willie rooms
ok then
the whole map felt pretty dull without the shadows it rlly adds a lot
guess what chrome
what
On soul calibur they separate the characters lighting and the map so it has fully baked lighting, but the characters cast shadows onto it
chicken butt!
Well atleast if its set up right
sounds like some voodoo wizard magic
who needs like... optimization
this is halfsword 
Yes it is
🥹
Some bullshit that took me like a week to get working
yknow what im just now thinking i have to run performance dlss on a 5070 ti and 7800x3d no way in hell most people are gonna be able to run this map 😭
My 1060 i5 6500 can tank it
what mods do u guys have installed
youll be the first tester lmao
yay thank you genius
It tanks the slums daytime and the forest morning at a big 45 fps
wow
i have an office pc and its decent
16 gigs of ram
hmmm 
should be fine
Question
Does it use the Same brightness system as the basement and forest evening
uhhh probably no
Because those 2 are almost 100% black on my end
My config was built for the demo so it's all messed up on the new one
do u got mods set up on ur ea
Not even the demo the playtest
ill send u the pak to try
Yeah I can try it in just a second
ok bet ill dm u it
On page there should be a key you press to shoot
oh
K or J i cant remember which
NOICE
What I do is set a macro in my mouse so I press my alternate button to shoot
^^^ this is good for all gun mods in general shit slaps
oh ok
sup
did they remove the skull exploding thing
they're re adding it soon
niceee
new tank map
Whaat
Last time I checked the modding scene we were figuring out guns
🥹
Well I lied actually
The force
I think this is the most intact barrel kill ever screenshotted
yeah bro poor him
oh my god i just found out how to finally turn fucking auto parry off
damn
Hey isnt this that one cartoon guy with white hair dying
He also blue eyes iirc
yea
what evil name should i give to my evil big mace
smoughs hammer
if its big or evil enough
yeah thats like
The Groucho
yes
I think lukes code
i just stumbled upon it clicking buttons
WEAPON SKILL causes autoparry?
I cant even make the joke of "we have [blank] in half sword before an update" anymore. People have modded the craziest shit to this game that I'm not even phased anymore. Now with discussions of modding in head popping, we're at the point where the community is out-developing the actual developers
What a time to be alive
saw one of these modmakers creating a friggin blackhole in halfsword
Missa chrome
at this rate we will have gta6 in halfsword before either gta6 or halfsword fully releases
theres a new half sword enhancer
Isnt that still the supporter edition
yea, @lost rover it's still not out for free yet. still being worked on. there are so many fucking toggles though- ive been playing with it for days and still finding new stuff
i have that too
Seems like willies are no match for me superultramax Disciplinary stick
not rlly interstellar but
Make the bridge of a star destroyer and then a Vader NPC and we win
its just so peak
idiot not wearing his cuirass
Why Dies spankstick so strong
yearning for the weaponsmith to be able to create custom weapons
i just want a bladeless iron rod that i can beat my local knight to death with
Only knight in the tourney that isnt underarmoured (Super rare)
like a casted with no head?
yeah
This idiot have no standart 😂
You can probably do that via the file editor by making the head named something that doesn't exists
ooh alright
i made this for you just now in game
Electric screwdriver
now THAT is a weapon
Btw can you show me what happens when you use the polaxes options on a sword ?
ya'll playn with half sword enhancer? the new one is ridiculouss. it is game changing. it is so good
Sword with that thing
I wanna see a pic
i GOTTA figure out how the hell to do stuff like this
oh god thats awful
poleaxe? sure. any one in particular?
yo make a horsemans pick
interesting. gonna try this quick actually
could be more accurate, just slapped it together quick. but could do the one in the pic too
o wait wrong grip
the ones in the pics are called nadziaks
o wait. haha what about a halberd head
and dude- this thing hits as hard as a regular polearm weapon even though its this size. it seems like the blade of the weapon determines how it performs
but you can change the dimensions
Watch Half Sword Trimmed Clip 1 by insert_hamster and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
and the stats
and even the mesh in game
for some reason theres a giant cube in the assets
i assume u can load your own assets? but i havent tried
Bardiche axe head on a casted handle would go hard
Better yet, bardiche head on hafted handle, really small, dual 1h
can confirm this thing kicks ass.
I bet this goes through everything lol
but will it beat the badass child killer
How many heads can you put on one weapon lol
3 I think
Brutal, do they all have to face the same direction?
ye
Well not including meshes. Idk.
Nope! They don’t
2× bardiche heads, hafted handle, pike pommel.
Different facing directions for bardiche heads
wrist breaker 5000
Do it anyway!
I don’t think you can put them whereever you want but you can put the forward and backwards and offset hem. But you can’t like. Replace a grip with a blade
Is it possible to moce down
It does. But this is even better.
So the idea of 2 heads facing opposite directions on a short handle will totally work though, right?
what is this bro
Im thinking full barbarian style dual 1h battleaxe shit.
Yes I did it myself. It %100 works
That would be a big ol fucky wucky I made while I was learning. Oh the memories.
Alright. Night yall. I’m out. 🙂
Enjoy
is he handsome
Only until this happens.
would it be half ▬▬ι══════ﺤ or ▬▬ι═══
you will never insult my veteran willie
Nice, what's he weigh?
Big willie, all natural?
all natural
Thats alot of pfennings,
also his name is Joestar
Nice, my willies name is Willie
cool
the hilt is compensating
i fucked up i sold my baron cuiraiss
shit
fuck
cuirass
yes you need to do another lord tourney
thank god
Poor willie did not survive the foam stick challenge
Safe leather dueling swords for me and you
limbo master willie
Not waht poopy
Meo
Ting tang tung tungie
Evil
bar'ass
I am sad
same
I have no half sex gifs
lets kiss
Where's that willie kiss gif
this champion is dual wielding, dafuq
Approaching 90 days since even the last hotfix.
Yea yea, please dont drag this further we know
reminder we are in the same waters as the demo update schedule now
Except we paid them money.
And we're being shafted
Hafted weapons SUCK
dont drag this further please, its already hard enought to wanna even speak here, we know, we see that everyday
Casted much beter
SpongeBob gif
The best pommel has to be the LaPommel brand pommels
A whole ass essay just for it to ne the same shit is boutta pop
Yes
Nice !
Poopy doopy hedd
Qhat you gonna mod first ?
make a blunt willie weapon
gotta know what to do first
Penism ods
Start with a stick
Niiiice
Fair enough. I'll leave it with one last comment though.
I have worked in a few areas before, going from restaurant to small-business craftsman to masonry. In all of these instances, there is an expectation of completion. Stonewalling the customer when it comes to "Time-to-Completion" is generally one the more annoying things you can do. People wanna know that work is being done.
They're not No Man's Sky with a slamdunk success of millions of copies sold meaning they can coast by on their earnings, they're an indie dev team with an indie publisher; and their seeming refusal to play ball with appeasing evangelists (a marketing term for fans with the energy to spread it) is not a smart move to me.
I understand
itill take a while tho
Now i dont wanna antagonize you, these kind of discussion just get dragged on everyday
Fair fair!
modeling and etc
Its just kinda hard to stay in this server, you give valid criticism ao its interesting
I just, I want to scream. We all are paying customers, and I'm sure a good number of us have already been burnt before on Early Access titles.
Hell, before they were proud to consistently post even the most meager WiP of just the model of a corpse or a cart that has yet to be used.
chrome talk to me in dms rq
ok
Gore 3.0 ? Thats at least we know some more Infos on, it needs more time
impale
how did u found out that
i didnt understand anything
entirely
the guides are too complex for me
i think its normal everything looks hard at the beginning generally
its still complex
it calls scripting and modeling to you
after installing ue5 i didnt know what todo
so
what did u think i did
gave up
I am on my 10th child since last update
more stabby
yes
any mods to fix the wrists?
I will, stop me
Maybe the ehancer
I give you permission to scream, it's ridiculous
Not a single word besides a "responding to feedback" that didn't really respond to feedback
even though it's extremely excessively lag-inducing, i still like half sword's lighting
The lightning and the blood are hella good tbh
i play without blood because it's so laggy
i'm sure the game would be a lot more immersive if my computer could handle it
Whats your specs ?
uno momento
i'm not much of a computer guy so i'll just type what i see in task manager
Its exactly that yea, top right
11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-11400H
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050 Laptop GPU
and about 16 gigs of ram
Pretty nice yea
i think it's mostly the fact that i'm running it on a gaming laptop and not an actual computer
so the cooling is pretty poor
Do you think gta 6 trailer 3 will come out before halfsword update announcement
gta 6 will come out before half sword update
oh god
tank bp update 5
full size challenger II MBT (main battle tank) with working cannon and turret
who is the armorer talking to?
Im gonna call him bob
His name is Bob, the guy he's talking to is named Job
if you edit your savefile, it looks like you can also change your hair length. does anything above 1 do anything?
Edit your head to -10 or 10 and see what happens
have you tried that before
does nothing
Evil link poster
Every 5 minutes or so i see his links
Cherry girls or something
is there a way to turn the player into a ghoul or would that require more extensive modding
You can turn into MORE than a ghoul
Just make your head value -10 or 10
does that actually work or is it gonna crash my game
no
Worked for me
it makes your head straight flesh
Try it
oh shit bet
requires more modding
what does the a value do when coloring something
should be alpha but it legit does nothing
it colors something
gello william
Hi
Join the talking 35-50 people group
Even tho there;s 20k+ people online
why no updates
You will never be Willie
do you guys think im cooked?
Technically half sword
man once u get the baron s beak the game is full on easy mode lmfao
Usually i restart a save afterward lol
meh i dont wanna do that
Can use mods for fun yea
i wanna save my shit up
(knowin the bugs infiltrated in this game i wont have it safe)
You can save per say, copy your save somewhere else
ok but what files do i copy
Gamesave in appdatta->local->halfswordue5
Just that one
Its gonna be in a "save" folder
i wish there was some more encouragement to not kill
aside from the whole abyss thing
maybe after like 100 souls, make there be a chance for some to appear to fight in the mortal realm in regular fights
I would say starting bare ass in the abyss could work
like i said
more than just hte abyss
im sitting at 209 souls personally and i have never before perished
i need to feel more fear
We ever gonna get online play
goddamn
Nope, we gave splitscreen though
Its pretty nice
It's about time I made a full length video again, so what better way to revive my channel than to show you how to use HalfSword’s Remote Play Multiplayer.
liek and suscbribe ♥️
Credits:
Frankenburg Guard - Jessy Causey
https://www.youtube.com/@JessyCausey
The Mink Mink Man - SphinxDSaiyan
Btw how's the m00 taxes video going ?

And most importantly how's you
You made yourself a greatsword ??
no man, i've been using the same sword even since i made it for the trailer
Its really fonctional if you use it with your blade
I have a commoner replica, works wonder
is the ai too op or too dumb
8
9
2
too dumb
what if I am the dumb ai....
Lmao
how did u jump so high
On fire today lol
is that the real game or demo
EA version, I turn into a jump and when I reach the highest point of my jump I kick and turn back raround
just wanted to show yall this cos I thought it was cool, the damage and stamina are not modded.
(still working on main video)
which one is the EA im version im dumb
Ea is the newest one
ok
Willies with hair
Sahuur be giving me tung
155KG on Morning 2164
He got nun
The game is fun, optimisation is not the best and handeling is fairly different but its fun
Hell yea
dripped out in 15th century
fun thing to do in half sword!é
stab your enemies, dont take out the sword!
then leave them be!
watch them die!
Or stab them and hit the sword with a mace
pathetic
adrenaline is one hell of a drug
out of the way!!
I WILL SURVIVE
i did not survive 6 rounds of getting my skull pounded in to die here
i cant do it
im getting the invincible treatment
you think id crumble
you thought i would lay down and die
i am fighting him with one hand now
he has made 1 of my arms into pulp and ive used all 5 weapons left
sisyphus death fight
MY ARM IS BACK
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AND IM GONNA DO IT TO FREEBIRD YOU BITCH
I WILL STRANGLE YOU
I joined this discord like 3 days ago and the chat is just constantly unhinged I love it
Stay down you hound
THATS NOT MY DAD THATS A PHONEEEEEE
I love this community
People are so nice and funny
i dont care that you gave up
you tried to kill me
you took my organs
my flesh
my skin
im going to beat your head in with your own weapon
wretch
last fight got me a little angy
syfm ✌️
@mighty nexus
some people reported that capping your fps to your monitor's refresh rate solved the issue
try that
I have no idea what that means
I’ll explain. It’s when you cap your fps to your monitor's refresh rate
FPS is frames per second. The higher the FPS the smoother it runs/looks.
refresh rate is how often the screen refreshes each second. By refresh, it means drawing a new frame, even if it's the same one. A 60hz display can only show 60fps at most. A 144hz display can show up to 144fps.
In other words, find out what your hz is on your monitor
🥱
In game settings
here ?
Yes
Now you just need to know the hz on your monitor to know where to cap it at
ah.
normaly this should be fine mhm. before one of the updates my story mode ran fine
well ima look
later
or sum
first i need to spill blood
too easy
God damm
what did they feed them willies while i wasnt here
i dont remember them looking like ancient farmers
kinda looks like a bass
sad that he has to die
Badass*
bet me and him walk similarly to the bathroom after taco bell
ts niche
bruh i met him aggain and he DIED THE SAME WAY
wtf 😭
yeah youre not funny bro
no ones laughing
HJAHAHAHAHH
IM LAUGHING
i feel like ive accidentally crossed paths with a crazy person
legitimately 1 sided interaction
bros one to talk
🥀
what is up with the shit where you havent taken any damage but your guy repeatedly wont lift the pole above your head and keeps letting go with his left hand randomly
I really hope the devs are playing their own game because the shit is infuriating
call me crazy but dont i know this face from somewhere
he is so tired and disapointed
he looks depressed
his nose a whole waterslide
gawd damm
well luckily i know how to make him happy aggain
he looks fine to me i dunno maybe he wasnt depressed after all
Correct! A laptop and a desktop GPU can have like a 20-30% difference in performance just 'cause a desktop variant would not get enough cooling in a laptop chassis.
nvm he didnt win
afaik they're coded to just have worse performance
Seems like a 30-40% difference actually, damn
''it aint gonna suck itself''
yeah
thermal throttling
we need laptops with just
exposed bottoms
and some tiny legs that you can stick up
when the next update coming yo
tommorow
oop
boy you trippin
anyone else get a little peeved when the enemy kicks you?
i killed steve .
Does anyone think The devs took The money and left or will still update it
Blunt object: Taps the head
Player Falls straight to the floor instantly knocked out
the quantum willie
yeah they nerfed wrists just to troll us one last time and then split
Idk When last patch was
the devs killed my grandma
its a relatively small team and they have a looooot of shit to fix,
so its gonna take time
But There is no sign of them
its been two months dude, lol
they're working on stuff
the community manager was chatting here a week ago, they're not gone.
just be patient
say wallahi bro say wallahi
How did he talk
ai
need an online mode
Ahh that makes sense
The ai actually makes him breathe just like he does ingame
I dont think thats AI
you sure
guys is the game ever gonna get updated again
He literally just confirmed it was ai
in a billion years
no i cancled it just now
🙂
blame @ocean jackal
why
I don’t believe you
guys when update
🤔 🤔
will ther be online?
Nope #faq
BS
Soon
u sure 😭
idk man soon is a vague answer
🙂
Eventually
Okay, it’ll be after tomorrow sometime
but seriously is there any actual speculation when
Not really.
nah
yeah thats the answer I expected
july 30th
so no update ever?
damn i'll be at basic during that </3
June 31st actually
RIP
alr now bc u gave me a date do u have any proof for this
No its soon
Boy do I have a bridge to sell you
I dont, i just averaged the time it took between every single update
can't argue with that then
honestly im thiking its closer 😭
definitely
heraldy customization is also coming ig
Hamster, the Barber!
yeah for sure
does anybody think that you will be able to swap what side of the weapon you are using like for ex a pollax
like flipping the weapon?
oh he got clipped alright 😏
He needs an ice pack or something
spray that shit with cold water and add a band aid
js take em to the school nurse
yees
my favorite pollax is the spike as the main weapon and an axe head on the other side
but you have to change your grip to use the axe pretty much
my favorite 😏
did you just jam a mace into his spine?
smacked tf out of him
nah.
doing cartel executions on the willies
the cartel use longswords?
demo parries my beloved
that was hot 😳
genuinely the best block ive ever hit. then immediately lost all my aura after 😭

