halfsword-chat-⚔

[rapid pond]

trying to start a riot will only push things back

[ionic marsh]

i have 28

[rapid pond]

patience is key and annoying but it's all we gotta have rn

hard times but hell it's coming

[sly falcon]

thank you

[soft osprey]

Okay you have a riot pass

[restive barn]

are you sure

[ionic marsh]

i dont think a review bomb is gonna help in this case because its not a major corpo that made this game

[brittle robin]

IF THEY JUST TOOK THE DEMO AND ADDED SOME NEW MAPS AND WEAPONS AND CHANGED NOTHING ELSE AND CHARGED 40 DOLLARS NO ONE WOULDVE COMPLAIONED

[rapid pond]

yes, i trust wonder

[ionic marsh]

it is actually an indie studio

[rapid pond]

dont start spamming big letters that doesnt do anything but make you look like a fool

[ionic marsh]

ragamuffin*

[sly falcon]

why you shouting 🤣

[rapid pond]

Wretch

[brittle robin]

SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK

[ionic marsh]

Hedgeborn

[solemn holly]

indoor voices please

[brittle robin]

OH WASSUP BRO

[ionic marsh]

i gotta go cook dinner now, see yall

[rapid pond]

i mean, the ea is a blank slate now, hopefully most of the update simplified the code for the devs to work with

[vast kraken]

oh god

im playing chivalry

i like both

but chiv is less stressy

2

tf is 240

thats kinda ahh

dude

[rapid pond]

i still wanna see feedbacks in my free mode long term redesign ideas

plea say sum

:3

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[soft osprey]

Please don’t recommend any more games ever again

[rapid pond]

What about Half blade

[soft osprey]

Other people can, you cant. Fuckin examina, the never ending EA

[rapid pond]

damn twitter aaah answer

[waxen sonnet]

absolutely fire game, sir 😛

[rapid pond]

Holy shit here we go again

[soft osprey]

It’s been like 3 years since their last update

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[soft osprey]

Not 3

And we’re talking EA, examina has been in for a literal decade

Next to star citizen it’s the biggest scam ever

No counter point?

It’s been in EA for a decade now

Supposed to be the game before the game

[solar glacier]

every time i look at this chat theres always gay mfs fighting

[soft osprey]

Just say you don’t have any counter for it lol

No way to defend EA for a decade

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/internet-user-minecraft-gif-2475307125601084331

[soft osprey]

No update in 3 years

[rare hearth]

????

[soft osprey]

I forget that literally half of you are autistic as fuck and cannot tell a joke from reality holy shit

[rapid pond]

nah

[waxen sonnet]

project zomboid? 😛

[restive barn]

i mean you can recommend it but they are slow as FUCK

[rapid pond]

Nuh uh

[restive barn]

no update in 3 fucking months

[solar glacier]

rocock

[rare hearth]

common sense is not as common as you believe

[rapid pond]

Still think thats pretty average, 5 months is when it gets really concerning

[restive barn]

smite him down

[restive barn]

plus no speaj

[sour spade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/seinfeld-jason-alexander-9--k01KR6X6QEQVKBA5JDC0WDHQY0D

[soft osprey]

Bud Youre angry because I jokingly said not to recommend games because I don’t like examina. Take the stick out your ass

[restive barn]

legit not a word in announcements other than that one post addressing community questions

[soft osprey]

Like I said, autistic as hell half of you. Or as the other guy said, common sense isnt common at all

[sour spade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/slap-fight-7--k01KR6X7GB9V145TPXEQ19J14Z6

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/common-fucking-sense-rainbow-sponge-bob-gif-15207294

[soft osprey]

In whst fuckin world would someone genuinely tell you to stop talking because of a game recommendation?!

Jesus Christ

Ok??

I literally said anyone else can recommend just not you

And you took that serious

[rare hearth]

buddy, the devs themselves mention the game youre talking about as an inspiration

[vast kraken]

deadass

some people bro

[soft osprey]

Youre just making yourself look more and more like you have absolutely no clue how to seperate jokes from reality

[vast kraken]

i posted a cool screenshot in an art channel and some chud said "this isnt art"

[soft osprey]

Common sense isnt common

[vast kraken]

ohio DIH 😂✌️

https://tenor.com/view/edgy-edgelord-or-yehuda-or-yehuda-gif-25925631

[white frost]

does this have any connection to the conversation 💔

[soft osprey]

Sorry I’ll take the message dan, please nobody joke around with this man Dan or he will get very upset and serious. Please take him seriously

Hes not one to play with

🔥

[rare hearth]

yes
if you used the so called "common" sense, you would realize no one has the right to tell you what you should and should not recommend
furthermore, he said everyone can recommend but you, why would he ever do that except if hes joking??

[soft osprey]

I made A JOKE

Bro this is the most insufferable group of people ever

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/isn't-that-concerning-bruh-gif-8817555092448462829

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[rare hearth]

this is just silly

[soft osprey]

I genuinely hate it here

No offense, Youre just an idiot

Sure

Youre dragging it out this far because I made a joke

Like just move on holy fuck

[restive barn]

this server's end times are here

[soft osprey]

Youre a literal child

[restive barn]

and it begins with moai leaving

[soft osprey]

Okay Youre just gonna keep arguing

[rare hearth]

moai how dare you joke bro thats bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

[soft osprey]

Thats a literal fact

I don’t have to

It’s obvious

[rare hearth]

even more reason to realize its a joke

[restive barn]

dan genuinely

genuinely why is this still going on

[soft osprey]

Dont try to reason with the guy

?!?!

Ok

Now it’s clear Youre in your own world

[rare hearth]

youre the one who got offended at a joke bro

[soft osprey]

Im gonna end it here

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/isn't-that-concerning-bruh-gif-8817555092448462829

[rare hearth]

nah man it aint that serious lmao

[restive barn]

g

[sharp orchid]

i think you missed it by a little

[soft osprey]

There it is

[rare hearth]

yeah? and what does it tell you

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-struggling-mr-beast-thumbnail-ghostympa-on-x-for-credit-gif-12109152397727240894

[white frost]

anyways how is everyone

[restive barn]

free will shouldn't be free anymore

[rare hearth]

i think we should all free will

my boy did nothing wrong

[sharp orchid]

it costs a dollar already what more do you want

[vast kraken]

sussy DIH

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[quaint ingot]

tf did I miss

[white frost]

nothing

ur good

[restive barn]

did u miss my tank mod too

[quaint ingot]

decided to scroll up and saw part of the argument

[restive barn]

this thing

[white frost]

oh that

[waxen sonnet]

just two peeps making themselves look like morons 😅

[white frost]

i just realized its you!!

[quaint ingot]

killdozer

[waxen sonnet]

moi? 😛

[restive barn]

you're gonna make moai leave

[white frost]

i was watching your live stream when EA came out

[waxen sonnet]

ayy thankyou so much! 😄

[white frost]

your the guy with that deep voice

[sly tapir]

Yep

[white frost]

LOL

[restive barn]

doesn't that fuck up the mesh?

[sly tapir]

That's @spark axle's problem lol. Probably?

[soft osprey]

Nonsense, im a giant liar piece of shit, I know this, words cannot hurt me

[quaint ingot]

decided to watch the gun video you posted awhile ago

[restive barn]

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/black-sabbath-war-pigs-generals-gathered-in-their-masses-cat-meme-gif-16029358381598420694

[quaint ingot]

I'm over here just listening to music

[rare hearth]

today ive learnt that i urgently need those 3 screenshots at my disposal

[soft osprey]

That’s why you miss out on drama fun

[quaint ingot]

also playing FiveM just running radar

[rare hearth]

laaaarp

[rare hearth]

damn why ur window broke

[quaint ingot]

it's not

just looks that way from the inside

[rare hearth]

whats that line

[quaint ingot]

that's a cable

[rare hearth]

oh

[quaint ingot]

trying to get my mandatory 3hrs done

[soft osprey]

Me when gta RP becomes a part time job

[quaint ingot]

been just playing on another server since it's FivePD and I prefer that

[restive barn]

lmao

[soft osprey]

GTA RP looks a lot of fun but I’m not creative enough and a lot of them have weird rules and mandatory stuff

[near grotto]

Most of the players act like a certain unnamed moderator of an unspecified server too

[quaint ingot]

reason why I like FivePD there’s no civ rp

[rare hearth]

yeah bro

[restive barn]

wrong floor material fuck

[rare hearth]

i once wanted to join a server and to get a good job where actual rp is involved you need like 80 hours of play time

[quaint ingot]

The one I like isn’t whitelisted and the staff doesn’t care what you’re doing as long as it’s not against the rules

[rare hearth]

i just afked in the game

and then got denied, i dont remember the reason but all i remember is that i thought it was a really stupid reason

[quaint ingot]

I have like 7hrs on GTA V

[rare hearth]

and what pissed me off even more is if u wanna reapply for the job you gotta wait 2 irl weeks 💔

[quaint ingot]

god

[mighty lichen]

Does this mean head popping is back?

[lost rover]

No

Evil ghost of willhelm

[restive barn]

no is mod

[lost rover]

Yes is mod

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-troll-phonk-gif-15227459557440294201

Time something something in a bottle

Looking at your messages maybe the ice cream might have started an addiction 👀 🍦

[restive barn]

[lost rover]

That looks like it hurts

[livid jay]

"hey i wanna know why you stabbed me"

[wheat leaf]

literal blackholes in halfsword?

[wheat leaf]

i hope thats what this is for anyways

[lost rover]

Is that a gorget i see or am i stupid

[livid jay]

what type of engine.ini are you using

[wheat leaf]

bro what

[livid jay]

the settings holder

cuz it looks modified

[wheat leaf]

its just halfsword

[livid jay]

u sure

[rotund palm]

is that gta 5

[livid jay]

im pretty sure u cant disable shadows

[wheat leaf]

oh i got enhancer

[livid jay]

im talking bout the settings

not the enhancer

[wheat leaf]

well then its bone stock regular ass settings

[livid jay]

k

cuz im pretty sure on low settings theres still shadows

[lost rover]

If i see a single uneven polygon in gta6 i will sue for 99% shares in rockstar

[wheat leaf]

you can see the shadow line in the background

[livid jay]

wow

like i didnt see that

[rapid pond]

He angert

[livid jay]

in map_empty_test!

wow

[restive barn]

not map enmpty tes

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-invincible-edit-thraggit-gif-12403297629553068707

[livid jay]

then what

[restive barn]

this was him before

[rapid pond]

Does it work with other faces ?

Like does it replaces the skin texture with say frank face or heinrish

[restive barn]

no

[livid jay]

r u still busy to do my save file

[restive barn]

yee

[livid jay]

k

lmk when ur free

[livid jay]

howd u get there

[fast bramble]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/269

[livid jay]

but the willies?

then

how are they modified

sinice

summon doesnt summon them w.weapons

[fast bramble]

Free mode, set enemies to 5, start match, open console, teleport to one of the gm_bigcity spawn locations, it'll treat gm_bigcity as your free mode map

[wicked depot]

Parry with a stab

[fast bramble]

So you'll fight 5 Willies, and it'll give you the option to go to next match, and you'll stay on gm_bigcity

[livid jay]

how do u teleport to one of the locations

do u mean like

using open

if yes

k

thnx

[trail walrus]

So, no more updates?

[restive barn]

soon

[wicked depot]

Do we actually know that tho

[trail walrus]

Lol ive heard that before

[soft osprey]

How about soonish?

[wheat leaf]

it will be soon, relative to the fading of all stars in the universe

[livid jay]

i cant launch modded maps for som reason

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tomorrow-tmr-tmro-yjNf0AtJmJZvK0JrNl

[livid jay]

ay adam

yk why i cant launch modded maps

like gm_bigcity

[sharp thunder]

u got ue4ss installed

?

[livid jay]

yup

it says it doesnt exist tho

and its in my paks folder

[sharp thunder]

and u tried the command "open /game/gm_bigcitytower"

[livid jay]

yes

[sharp thunder]

hmmm.... did u download the version of ue4ss under "experimental-latest"

[livid jay]

i installed the one that was required to

not zdev

[sharp thunder]

ok yeah uhh i mean it should be working if you're using the f10 console in game after loading a match

weird

[livid jay]

oh i was pressing the ` one

not f10

[vast kraken]

strait teeth

[sharp thunder]

i think it does the same thing

[livid jay]

yea

[sharp thunder]

lemme try downloading it and trying myself

[livid jay]

and summoning problems too

with ak47 and m1carbine

[sharp thunder]

can you get into the guntest maps though

[livid jay]

same error

[sharp thunder]

or use them with the savefile?

[livid jay]

doesnt exist

[sharp thunder]

ok something is not installed correctly

[rapid pond]

New members when it comes to commenting a comment you can have the answer to in 2 mins and leaving forever after

[sharp thunder]

im guessing

[livid jay]

yea

prob

[sharp thunder]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Content\Paks you put the paks here?

[livid jay]

yea

[sharp thunder]

wtf thats fucked up

[sharp thunder]

ik u probly did but u extracted it from the zip files right

i had someone not do that

[livid jay]

o shit

well

yes

i dont like extracting stuff

ill do it rn

and see

[sharp thunder]

yeah if you just put the .zip files in the paks folder than it wont work

you gotta extract the .pak file

[vast kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/edgy-edgelord-or-yehuda-or-yehuda-gif-25925631

[livid jay]

ill see now

[sharp thunder]

🤞

hopefully it works now lol

[livid jay]

nope

still cant find it for some reason

actually so weird idk why

[sharp thunder]

is there a space at the end there

[livid jay]

looks like it

lemme se

[sharp thunder]

try without that

[livid jay]

it works now

but im under the map

[sharp thunder]

erm

do you have any other pak mods installed besides bigcity

[sharp thunder]

ok sooooo my map mods for whatever reason dont really get along with chromes mods

or smitors old mods

[livid jay]

basicallyy ur maps have drama with chrome

got it

[sharp thunder]

ig so dont know why but they break it

😭

@restive barn why

[livid jay]

i disabled them by making it .pakd instead of .pak

ill see now

[sharp thunder]

i hope that works

[livid jay]

m2

[sharp thunder]

cuz thats what fixed it for someone else

[livid jay]

how come uess4 doesnt work now

nvm

was loading

yea it works now

[sharp thunder]

YIPEEEE

[livid jay]

js gotta fix the summoning so i can smash people's faces

with a m1 carbine

[sharp thunder]

command should be "summon /game/mods/m1_carbine.m1_carbine_C"

[livid jay]

yea thats what i try

doesnt work

[sharp thunder]

grrrr...

[livid jay]

nothing appears in the console

[sharp thunder]

does the save file work now at least 🥺

[livid jay]

the mods geniunely hate me

[livid jay]

didnt try

i asked chrome to add ur gun mods to a save file

since idk how to

[sharp thunder]

the mod page has a save file with the carbine :D

in the downloads

[livid jay]

yea but i wanted the ak the glock and the carbine

[sharp thunder]

oh to one of ur saves?

[livid jay]

js like artiguff

yh

[sharp thunder]

if u dm me ur save ill edit it for you

[livid jay]

ill send u chrome's save that he modifed for me

and add alot of pfennings so i could isnure them

insure

[thorny barn]

how do i add a glock mod

lmfao

[sharp thunder]

ya i gotchu

[thorny barn]

like how do i mod halfsword in general

[livid jay]

sent u

[autumn pollen]

so u just add a .pak file there and the mods are added?

[livid jay]

kind of

[autumn pollen]

i will make one then

which program language are those files

[livid jay]

use fmodel

[autumn pollen]

what is that

[livid jay]

ue5 modthing

[autumn pollen]

looks cool

i will learn i guess

do u think i need to learn code or ai would be enough?

[livid jay]

smack of doom

[wicked depot]

Im getting better at pinning the swords with thrust mode

[sharp thunder]

bayonet charge

[rotund palm]

mod link.....

👀

[sharp thunder]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/331

[fallen gale]

Anyone know if this game is still getting updated

[rotund palm]

OH YOU MADE IT W

[fallen gale]

I haven't heard a single thing from the devs for ages

[rotund palm]

ty man :)

[rotund palm]

yea

theyre working on it

[rotund palm]

can i save the weapon if i spawn in the map that has it and grab onto it?

or is it like the arquebus mod

[rotund palm]

BRO WHERE IS THE DAMN M14

[sleek gull]

Smoove

[rotund palm]

W

[rotund palm]

found it

you should add its path name to the mod page

[bold jacinth]

i take this mission every time its offered

he is so drunk he cant give up really so i get to do weapons testing

maybe it is a little sadistic but i gain something from kicking his head into the wall with the heel of my boot

and then dislocating his jaw with a medieval power tool

[cursive folio]

does anyone else ever get an unstoppable force that just drags your character one direction

[bold jacinth]

yeh

[cursive folio]

like I can't move anywhere I'm just getting pulled down into the floor to the left/right/etc

[bold jacinth]

miraculously hes still alive

herro :3

[timber pilot]

chat is the seer supposed to be a guy?

[rotund palm]

yes

[bold jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-first-firstkp-firstkanaphan-kanaphan-gif-11509710829918739467

[rotund palm]

i always think of them as an elderly woman tbh

[bold jacinth]

i have no idea

[rotund palm]

fits her

[timber pilot]

ok thanks

[rotund palm]

abt the DND.... :)

[bold jacinth]

?

[rotund palm]

we talked like

almost a week ago abt dnd

[cursive folio]

just got swallowed by this haybale for no reason, wasnt even moving for the 2nd half

[rotund palm]

im not a creep or anything its just really hard to find people who play DND

[bold jacinth]

hmm

uhh

i dont remember talking but

are you looking for players or?

[sick plaza]

can we go to general catfish please

[rotund palm]

both honestly

im really good at writing but i just want to be involved in general

ive never played DND yet

[bold jacinth]

i gave him the

https://klipy.com/gifs/invulnerable--k01KR781EWWQ71EH3QH8JF8DXEK

treatment

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-mark-grayson-grand-regent-thragg-invincible-meme-gif-11052744972461616243

[rotund palm]

@bold jacinth PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

on my knees rn

[rapid pond]

Im playing baldur's gate 3, its giving me the true dnd experience of only having critical 1

[rotund palm]

isnt that like

larppppppp

jk

how open is baldur gate btw

[rapid pond]

I mean

[rotund palm]

every time i see a clip its something different

[rapid pond]

you can get to act 2 as a level 1

The map is gigantic

Like

Actually gigantic

Im all 3 acts

[rotund palm]

oh

[rapid pond]

You can kill the main characters

You can kill EVERYONE

[rotund palm]

HUH

[rapid pond]

Including quest givers

Or important character

You can have secs

And you can kill your irl friends

[cursive sluice]

seggs

which baldur are we talking

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-opening-book-opening-box-jack-black-gif-2965523361044713223

[rotund palm]

3

[rapid pond]

Baldurs gate 3

Its very expensive but its worth the price

[cursive sluice]

my cheap ass is cryin

too much for a game

[rotund palm]

me pirate arse be plundering

[cursive sluice]

yarrrrr

[rotund palm]

ME MATEYYYYYYYY

[rapid pond]

Please dont its a work of art

And it needs a launcher anyway

[paper hollow]

add retribution with multiple opponents bro i just got trapped by the AI and beaten to a pulp

[rapid pond]

Don't

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[rotund palm]

ill just buy EVERYTHING ive ever pirated once i have my own job and income

[paper hollow]

🤦‍♂️

[rancid swan]

oops

[paper hollow]

man how TF i get stabbed through plate armor

[rotund palm]

those logs just have

sharpness 255

[paper hollow]

thats not even the clip now i was getting revenge on some dude and he managed to stab me in the leg through plate armor

[buoyant ravine]

bro doubled down

[median surge]

jesus christ

160 fps on slums with epic, what the hell did they update

[rapid pond]

Nothing, did you perchance use fg and dlss performance

If i use it i can get 160 on slums and forest on epic

[median surge]

no i just bought myself a gtx 5070 white edition from zotac gaming and ever since then i got a huge boost in fps, i use dlss ultra graphics and 4x frame generation

[rapid pond]

Well i mean... obviously you bought a 50 series card lol

Do enable reflex on boost though

[median surge]

no but i had a 4070 super before and it did not reach that much

[rapid pond]

You can even reliably run the game whithout dlss and fg at over 60fps but in forest carnage lol

[rapid pond]

50 series and fg really carries in hs since its pretty gpu heavy, your cpu is also helping a lot in this game

[median surge]

i have a intel

i think

i8 12400 or sum

i5*

[ionic marsh]

try to dual wield bucklers in spar, really fun

[median surge]

yeah i5-12400f

[surreal helm]

my 2060 gets 3.7e1 fps on epic in slums

[rapid pond]

AAYYYYYY same one

I5 12400f and 5060ti 16gb

In this case yea we both have similar performaces with you having a better one

[median surge]

i guess its very similar

also since when does the blood in this game look so realistic

like its not too much blood anymore

[rapid pond]

It always did, ea has the better blood and its planning to get even better

Go check galaxy's channel

[sly apex]

why whenever I load up my character

it always ends in a fatal error

[rapid pond]

Try to run in dx11 for a bit, steam properties and type

-force d3d11

[soft osprey]

You can just type in -dx11 too

I just wanted to one up you

[rapid pond]

I have been rendered obsolete

Force me to stay on level 69 forever now

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-deputy-travis-junior-reno911-amateur-newbie-gif-23571674

[rapid pond]

Sire sorrey sire

[shell forge]

At last, I have blessed a man with two mechanical arms!

[surreal helm]

at last, I have blessed a man with removing his face!

[exotic plinth]

I FUCKING SPAWNED IN BUCK NAKED BRO WHAT

[rapid pond]

Would

[exotic plinth]

die in a fire

[rapid pond]

Not before getting a piece of that

[surreal helm]

@dire totem

[dire totem]

[surreal helm]

[surreal helm]

[wheat leaf]

hidden update gives enemies a 1/10,000 chance of spawning as a narcolept

[surreal helm]

he saw you and fainted

out of fear

[fast bramble]

This update wait and things missing from EA got me wondering how badly cooked the game is behind the scenes

[warped leaf]

when is next update?

[fast bramble]

We aren't getting one

[warped leaf]

?

[fast bramble]

Yeah this is it, this is Half Sword

This is what you bought

[tough hollow]

TOMMORROW

[soft osprey]

Jokes on you, my wife’s boyfriend bought me halfsword

[rotund palm]

tung tung von

[bold jacinth]

my character being built like a turtle is both helping and not helping

on one hand my neck isnt getting sliced, on the other im still getting my brain sloshed by 3 polearms

[fast bramble]

I think the joke might still be on you

He could have bought you anything else

[sullen wagon]

like a loaf of milk, a container of bread, and a joe dirt dvd

[soft osprey]

Are you insinuating my wife’s boyfriend gave me a bad gift

He would never

He’s very thoughtful

[mighty lichen]

I don't get it. How does twizzlers manage to disappoint me every time I eat one.

How do you make black licorice taste bland?!

Why is 90% of the flavor just the totally not plastic rope, and the 10% being the barest hint of the flavor described?

[wheat leaf]

Who tf still eats twizzlers in 2126

[fast bramble]

Twizzlers is just coloured wax

[bold jacinth]

this is the the hardest ive ever gotten my shit kicked in

[dreamy sequoia]

Large pavise seems to be the best armor to turtle ratio, for me.

[wheat leaf]

They make better whacking sticks than food

[fast bramble]

They've always been pretty ass

[bold jacinth]

large pavise is clutching since i dont have bevor protection in the back

[tough hollow]

Frick you guys twizzlers are good

[sullen wagon]

alfschord

[fast bramble]

The rainbow ones were at least edible when I was a kid, I'm not sure how they are now, but the red ones have always been bad

[bold jacinth]

only some flavors

[soft osprey]

The peelable twizzlers are peak

[tough hollow]

Strawberry and rainbow

[tough hollow]

Ball

[soft osprey]

The regular ones are good but really hard usually

[dreamy sequoia]

Idk what you guys do wrong but all american sweets are shit.

[wheat leaf]

They are same tier as tootsie rolls

[dreamy sequoia]

Flavourless

[tough hollow]

Yea right

[wheat leaf]

So like, D tier at best

[tough hollow]

Tootsie rolls are c max

[fast bramble]

Tootsie rolls are also ass

Always hated getting them at Halloween

I'd just throw them out

[bold jacinth]

this guy is a problem

[soft osprey]

Bro if there’s one thing American sweets dont lack its flavor. The flavor of pure sugar. Freedom baby, woooo!

[tough hollow]

I only eat them when they’re the only candy left in my pillow case

[wheat leaf]

Mounds bar, now that’s a candy

[tough hollow]

Okay this is bait

[bold jacinth]

only the flavored ones. the chocolate tootsie rolls are great but the fruity ones are a crime

[fast bramble]

The flavour of pure sugar and red 40

[dreamy sequoia]

As an aussie thats had the pleasure to try sweets from all over the world, i can confirm aussie sweets are the best flavoured

[tough hollow]

Flavor of pure whimsy and joy

[fast bramble]

Opposite for me, the chocolate ones taste nothing like chocolate, the fruity ones at least taste fruity

[soft osprey]

Thats funny cause as a German who’s had candy from all over the world cause my pops was kind of a big deal and traveled the whole planet for work, and German candy is the best

[dreamy sequoia]

German candy is riiiiiiiiiight up there, they got some fantastic chocolates

[tough hollow]

Never tried

[soft osprey]

Happy world of haribo not the happy world of aussie

[fast bramble]

Germany provides me with Gerolsteiner so it's alright in my books

[dreamy sequoia]

Totally need too, before you go to the abyss.

[bold jacinth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brick-fall--k01KR7H73MQ0RWGDPEM1QEBVQFV

[tough hollow]

Heard Swedish Gummy’s were pretty good

[wheat leaf]

Most European candy is just better than North American tbh

[soft osprey]

Yes

[dreamy sequoia]

Haribo isn't bad at all!

[wheat leaf]

Belgian chocolate, Swedish fish, the list goes on

[soft osprey]

Theres not a single candy the USA does better than anywhere else

But I’ll still eat it all like a fat fucking chud

[dreamy sequoia]

Think alot of it comes down to health safety standards or some shit

[fast bramble]

Canada has candies and chocolates the US doesn't and I'll gloat about it

[wheat leaf]

What do we got that they don’t?

[tough hollow]

As long as it doesn’t turn me blue or green it’s aight

[fast bramble]

I bet you call your sugar chalk Smarties

[soft osprey]

😡 🖕

Yes

[dreamy sequoia]

Ghost drops, those changed the colour of your everything.

[wheat leaf]

those are rockets

[tough hollow]

I hated sour candies

War heads were my worst enemy

[dreamy sequoia]

Ghost drops are a sweet one, warheads are sour

[tough hollow]

I see

[fast bramble]

Coffee Crisp (not Cadbury), Smarties (the real ones), Crispy Crunch, Wunderbar, Big Turk, and Mr. Big. Basically anything Cadbury.

[wheat leaf]

DAMN they missing out

[tough hollow]

Fuck is a big Turk

[fast bramble]

You're missing out

[wheat leaf]

You can’t handle it

[vast kraken]

my dog just pissed fucking everywhere

[vast kraken]

including on himself 💔

[wheat leaf]

Medium rare candy 🔥

[paper kernel]

that looks amazing

[tough hollow]

This photo trying me

wtf is that shi

[vast kraken]

i dont trust nestle loukoum

[dreamy sequoia]

Turkish delight.

[fast bramble]

Turkish delight covered in chocolate

[vast kraken]

loukoum is turkish delight

as in tasty chewy kinda thing

[tough hollow]

The stuff from narnia

[wheat leaf]

Exactly

[tough hollow]

That stuff looks really good in the movie

I’ve always liked jelly candy

They’re gas

[vast kraken]

yall what do you think of chivalry 2

[fast bramble]

I haven't played it, I only played Medieval Warfare

[paper kernel]

isn't that a different style of Turkish delight though? from narnia

[wheat leaf]

Im so cooked, that picture of big Turk had me wheezing with laughter for a minute straight

[soft osprey]

I had a lot of smarties, you had a lot of dum dums and it shows

Ha

Got em

[dreamy sequoia]

What's your strain? Lol

[fast bramble]

Probably still the same basic idea, a gel sort of thing made of starch and sugar, but the chocolate bar has a lot of extras

[tough hollow]

Circus peanuts are the best candy ever invented though

[wheat leaf]

It just looks like a medium rare chocolate bar bro it’s still raw in the middle

[paper kernel]

i remember them being orange covered in powered sugar

[tough hollow]

Same

[vast kraken]

is for honor historically accurate

[dreamy sequoia]

I'm old and boring, orange sherbet, or just any sherbet, thats the shit

[paper kernel]

its been more than a decade since ive seen Narnia so idk

[wheat leaf]

100%

[fast bramble]

No you've eaten a lot of rockets, you're going to die, I'm sorry

[wheat leaf]

They are called rockets cause they have the same texture as solid state rocket fuel

[tough hollow]

I used to crush these up in the packet and smoke them like cigarettes

[vast kraken]

skyrim sex mod 🥶

[dreamy sequoia]

Aussie kids just got fads

[wheat leaf]

Bro the Popeyes candy cigarettes? Anyone?

[dreamy sequoia]

Ciggies for kids yumyum

[paper kernel]

ah i remember the days when you'd crush the smarties and snort them

[fast bramble]

That's just how Turkish delight on its own is usually presented, Big Turk isn't just Turkish delight, it's a mass produced candy bar that's Turkish delight-ish

[tough hollow]

Fr

[fast bramble]

Hell yeah

I liked them even though they were just sugar and chalk

[tough hollow]

Third bottom one looks like the one from narnia movie

[paper kernel]

then the school banned kids havening smarties for a while

because of it

[paper kernel]

big league chew was the shit

[tough hollow]

Candy sword chat

[wheat leaf]

That was one of my favourite Halloween candies, pulling up to school afterwards with a fake cigarette the teachers couldn’t do anything about

[fast bramble]

Similar idea

[dreamy sequoia]

Anyone ever had big boss candy cigars?

[tough hollow]

Ye

[soft osprey]

Rockets?!

I hate Canada

[paper kernel]

I've done them with tootsie rolls

the bar ones

[frank rose]

rare blue placard knight

[dreamy sequoia]

What a combo lol

[fast bramble]

It's because we have real Smarties

[wheat leaf]

Thems the real smarties

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah great candy That tells you it’s paper

[wheat leaf]

Leave your tongue feeling funny

[tough hollow]

Looks like confetti

[fast bramble]

I like how the packaging now is just like "N-no these aren't cigars they're, uh... dynamite! Yeah!"

[soft osprey]

It’s fake candy! It’s just paper! These Canadians and their crimes need to be stopped

[frank rose]

big boss

[paper kernel]

hubba bubba blueberry sour gum was also the shit the one that comes in a big roll

[dreamy sequoia]

This is from a period when fads still had a G in the word

[soft osprey]

Big league chew is the best gum actually

[tough hollow]

I agree

But then again I haven’t had a lot of gum

[wheat leaf]

We still have kinder eggs, take the L

[soft osprey]

Sour apple

[paper kernel]

what flavor though?

[bold vortex]

my half sword crashes everytime it loads does anyone know how to fix it

[tough hollow]

I prefer grape

[bold vortex]

it used to run fine

[dreamy sequoia]

Wtf did our generations grow up with 😆

[soft osprey]

Yes well Thats fair enough, Americans arent smart enough to not choke on the giant yellow container inside

[tough hollow]

GEN Z?

[fast bramble]

That kid ain't alright

[wheat leaf]

Bro I’d fight tooth and nail for a pack of candy camels

[dreamy sequoia]

Fuck yes

[soft osprey]

Cracker Barrel

Has candy cigs

[dreamy sequoia]

We had no hope of not smoking God damn

[wheat leaf]

Tbf smoking was seen as borderline medicine back then

[tough hollow]

Ye

[soft osprey]

It was downhill for me way before then. I used to roll up paper into the form of a cigarette and color the end red like it’s lit

[tough hollow]

How you guys feel abt Twix

Are you guys right or left

[dreamy sequoia]

Youre not alone fr

[rare fiber]

I eat half of both

[dreamy sequoia]

Twix isn't bad, more of a flake person tbh

[fast bramble]

My parents smoked all my life, my mom pretended to quit for years but continued smoking in the bathroom, only found out because my dad started smoking outside in my mid-teens

[wheat leaf]

Moai can you do something about this one

[dreamy sequoia]

You just described my parents LOL

[soft osprey]

To “smoke” it i bit bits off of the mouth piece and it got shorter and shorter. I was practicing how to smoke for years frfr

And then I smoked for 15 years starting at 14

[tough hollow]

Son

[dreamy sequoia]

The government got us good huh LOL

[fast bramble]

Nicotine's got its fangs hooked right into me

[wheat leaf]

Aw man he got me beat, I started at 16

[paper kernel]

more like big cig got us good

[dreamy sequoia]

I blame big boss and fads

[tough hollow]

Big nicotine

[dreamy sequoia]

Its all their fault

[soft osprey]

Tbf, I looked very cool and hip, I know it!!!!

I was so mature

[rare fiber]

I just came back from the airport with like 400 cigaretts

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah thats why i smoked. To be a cool kid, now im fucked and cant quit 30 yrs later

[rare fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

[wheat leaf]

Cigs have an undeniable visual aura, but once the smell and feeling hits the aura is lost

[paper kernel]

damn beat me too it

[fast bramble]

For me it wasn't about looking cool, it started with finding a cig on my high school floor and wondering what about it made my parents such fiends, and then I was a fiend.

[soft osprey]

Just be like me and quit cold turkey successfully 6 times

[rare fiber]

[dreamy sequoia]

I think ive quit like 9 times now. But I'm terrible at it.

I quit quitting

[wheat leaf]

I started smoking cigs to quit vaping personally

[soft osprey]

Quitting is for quitters anyway, and momma aint raise no quitter

[fast bramble]

Yeah I tried several times and every time sucked so horribly

[rare fiber]

I've just accepted that I love smoking

[fast bramble]

Honestly though

[fierce wedge]

kick the addiction by getting a new and potentially worse one

[soft osprey]

Fr though the only way I ever managed to quit was to replace the vice

[dreamy sequoia]

Ill quit when my kids move out of home. Until then I'm smoked and pickled and preserved.

[wheat leaf]

Entire population of halfsword smokes cigarettes apparently

[fast bramble]

People kept telling me "Oh yeah after a while you don't even feel the nicotine anymore" but every time still feels like the first time for me

[soft osprey]

One vice in one vice out

But always need one

[wheat leaf]

Funnily enough I had no addictive symptoms from vaping, cigarettes are a tough one to kill though

My body kinda rejected vaping actually, shit made me quite ill

[soft osprey]

Im just addicted to smoking in general, doesnt have to be cigs

[rare fiber]

I tried Newports because they don't sell them in Ireland, felt like I just re-affirmed my addiction

[soft osprey]

I just like the act of smoking

[wheat leaf]

100%

[dreamy sequoia]

I enjoy smoking too

[fast bramble]

It's a very therapeutic ritual

And it's a good excuse to get away from everyone

[dreamy sequoia]

That 10 minutes to yourself is a great mental reset.

[wheat leaf]

It’s basically just breathing exercises with extra steps

[rare fiber]

Let's all get ourselves into a room with nothing but water and crackers and watch as we all turn on each other from nicotine withdrawal

[fast bramble]

I wonder who'd be the first person to bite someone

[wheat leaf]

Me

[dreamy sequoia]

Me.

[wheat leaf]

[vast kraken]

hello i por

cann i pls jhav contarstrik knif

[dreamy sequoia]

Bro I'm having a stroke reading that

Fix it

[wheat leaf]

“can i pls have counter strike knife”

[rare fiber]

I can do pretty well keeping away from them if I just stay indoors but the minute I feel fresh air hit my face I have to fill my lungs with shit

[dreamy sequoia]

No shit i legit got it as you sent it 😆

[wheat leaf]

I was fairly disappointed to realize that’s what he wanted

[fast bramble]

I can go about a day but after that I'm wicked tense and ready to fight everyone

[vast kraken]

i didnt hear no

[rare fiber]

I tried those Zyns on a 9 hour flight yesterday but that shit sucks

[dreamy sequoia]

I go 2 - 4 hours without when I wake up, then its every 30 mins > 1hr for the whole day.

[wheat leaf]

ZYNS are evil bro

[dreamy sequoia]

Break the seal and im stuffed

[sullen wagon]

get someone else to chain you to a wall and feed you nothing but porridge and water for seven months and then see if you're still thinking of smoking

[rare fiber]

They hurt my throat man

[fast bramble]

I bet you it'll be the first thing I do when they unchain me

[wheat leaf]

They are literally fiberglass packets 😭

[sullen wagon]

then prove it

nerd

[fast bramble]

Chain me up then

[wheat leaf]

Your sucking on a little pouch of the same material as cigarette filter and household insulation

[rare fiber]

I never tried them before so wasn't sure what they were like lmfao

[sullen wagon]

take me out to dinner first damn

[fast bramble]

What place, what time?

Dress code?

[soft osprey]

I don’t feel the need to smoke at home at all, literally ever. Never get the urge. The second I get into my car to drive i still feel like I need to smoke, and if I was still a mechanic it would be impossible cause everyone around you smokes in shops

Habits are funny like that

[sullen wagon]

try lollipops, engage whimsy

[rare fiber]

Yeah I'm the same way

[sullen wagon]

oh right this channel is for half sword

[wheat leaf]

Real shit, I can go without for 2 days without a single urge to smoke but the moment I’m back at work I need one within the hour

[soft osprey]

I AM halfsword

[fast bramble]

Call centres were where my smoking habit was cemented, after some calls you'd need two cigarettes at the same time

Maybe even 3, one in both nostrils and one in your mouth

[rare fiber]

Everyone in my trade just vapes so I'm actually an outlier

[sullen wagon]

what about the ears, it gets closer to the brain more quickly

[wheat leaf]

Well there’s another mucus membrane that absorbs even faster

[soft osprey]

God damn youngins and their vapes

[dreamy sequoia]

Smoked him.

[frank rose]

clean cut or nah

[fast bramble]

It's hard to suck smoke through your ears

[rare fiber]

I think an ass cigarette would hit different

[sullen wagon]

you're just weak

[soft osprey]

Tell them to get proper lung cancer not no wuss vape cancer

[sullen wagon]

smoking may be worse for you but hitting a vape looks so much fucking lamer than smoking a cigarette so who's really winning

[fast bramble]

My lungs according to my doctor

[rare fiber]

I'll cough myself into a grave content that I am not a hipster

[dreamy sequoia]

Idk about you guys but in aus, we call vapes a douche flute.

[soft osprey]

You guys go to the doctor?

[wheat leaf]

Vapes are actively being linked to different forms of irreversible lung damage so nobodies winning

[fast bramble]

Oh right you're American, my condolences

[sullen wagon]

the vape companies are winning

we should burn down the factories

[soft osprey]

Please don’t call the ambulance in the event of an emergency

Just shoot me

On the spot

[wheat leaf]

My man 🤝

[frank rose]

sliced immediately

[rare fiber]

You burn the factories and everyone inhales watermelon fruit surprise or some shit

[dreamy sequoia]

Chats got me choking today, holy shit the jokes

[wheat leaf]

Bro all the flavors combined at once would go crazy

[rare fiber]

It'd be like inhaling epilepsy

[fast bramble]

I remember back when vaping was first taking off and it was basically just metal tubes with a battery in it/a pipe bomb, them shits looked like Cocktimus Prime

[wheat leaf]

Nahh it’d be like inhaling rainbow road

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats some seriously questionable looking shit

[sullen wagon]

vaccines cause epilepsy not smoking/vaping, that's why it's fine to let your kids smoke but not to vaccinate them

[rare fiber]

I remember those lame e-cigs from when I was a kid

[sullen wagon]

-# and to clarify, no i'm not a fucking idiot and i know vaccines don't cause chronic health issues

[rare fiber]

Haven't seen those in a minute

[dreamy sequoia]

Theyre still around!

[fast bramble]

The ego pens or those cigalikes?

[sullen wagon]

hitting the original star wars trilogy lightsaber grip ass vape

[rare fiber]

The cigalikes

[fast bramble]

Yeah I haven't seen one of those in ages

[wheat leaf]

They don’t call me Luke skychuffer for nothing 🔥

[rare fiber]

In fairness the vapes with the screens that can run doom are sick

But equally ridiculous

[fast bramble]

The worst part about them is they're almost always disposable vapes so we've got people chucking out whole computers when they're done sucking on them

[wheat leaf]

My friend had a disposable vape that doubled as a Bluetooth speaker, that was peak

[sullen wagon]

ripping the computers out of old vapes to run doom on them sounds like something some obscure 1.2k subscribers youtube channel would do

at this point we should just bring ipods back

[wheat leaf]

I got a 50,000 hit vape on my shelf rn but it tastes like blueberry lung infection so I haven’t hit it

[fast bramble]

Lmfao I just meant like, it'd be better if they were like a non-disposable pod system so people can refill them

[rare fiber]

Those weed vapes are a big problem over here

[sullen wagon]

yeah, at least like, 70% of a cig gets used. the vape just finishes its cartridge and the rest is worthless

it's a waste of resources

[wheat leaf]

Weed vapes are a whole other type of evil, it’s so easy to be fried all day

[rare fiber]

I had to go look after someone after he was having psychosis hitting that shit

[dreamy sequoia]

Havent seen one of those for yrs, only a genuine medical vaporiser.

[fast bramble]

Cig butt is just some fibreglass, paper, and tar, the rest of the vape is like rare earth metals and shit

[dreamy sequoia]

All natural is all im reading.

[rare fiber]

I don't think it's real weed, not sure what it is. The kids call it spice like in Star Wars :/

[sullen wagon]

tweakers should stop stealing copper wire and start ripping vapes apart

[frank rose]

back shredded

[soft osprey]

I was about to spray you with a fire hose until you sink into the sewers

[fast bramble]

God the kids are still smoking Spice?!

That was a thing when I was a kid

[wheat leaf]

Yall ever smoke mugwort

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yuorki-egyptian-speed-funny-gif-6210991462615795229

[dreamy sequoia]

Nothing changes, it just get regurgitated

[rare fiber]

I think it's only been a thing here in the last ten years or so but I could be wrong

[wheat leaf]

If you ain’t smoking mugwort you ain’t doing it right 🔥 🔥

[fast bramble]

Probably just had a different name, it's basically a sign of cannabis prohibition

[dreamy sequoia]

So comfy

[fast bramble]

Synthetic cannabinoids are nasty

[rare fiber]

Yeah man the psychosis is crazy

Never seen anything like it

[soft osprey]

I smoked it twice in my life and it was both an awful experience

[wheat leaf]

Psychosis is cool as long as you ain’t seeing shit

[fast bramble]

I'd much rather have a whole bowl of 25x extract Salvia than ever touch spice

And Salvia's not fun

[rare fiber]

The dude I had to look after was convinced I was beating the shit out of him when he fell on the ground

[wheat leaf]

Pretty sure I’ve been in and out of it for a while now but never bad enough to make me stop smoking

[soft osprey]

I know that too lol bad time to try it on the night shift at work

[sullen wagon]

yall sleeping on leapworm jelly

[soft osprey]

God i was dumb when I was younger

[dreamy sequoia]

You idiot stimpy

[wheat leaf]

I beg your finest pardon?

[rare fiber]

Skyrim ingredient

[dreamy sequoia]

Ngl night shift is awesome for toke and work.

[sullen wagon]

common drop from leapworms in bone piles on the bitterblack isle

[fast bramble]

Lmaoooo, I had a bag of it back when it was sort of grey market/unbanned and had it a few times, the first time I didn't realise it'd hit instantly and I had to navigate through a field that turned into a galaxy back to my friend's car. Then I teleported into the car and watched myself open the door and sit down on myself.

[wheat leaf]

Bro that sounds like quest dialogue from sea of thieves what in the 7 seas are you smoking

[soft osprey]

Drugs are fun

[sullen wagon]

on some dark arisen shit

[wheat leaf]

Downright dubious in nature

[rare fiber]

I'm too paranoid for drugs I think

[wheat leaf]

Nah you can be paranoid with drugs, you just gotta be ready to see them

[fast bramble]

I did more psychedelic stuff when I was younger but haven't really felt the need to have any in quite some time, also hasn't really felt like an appropriate time to use any for a while.

[soft osprey]

I still get paranoid with weed and cops even though it’s legal. My mom will smoke a blunt in broad daylight no care in the world now that it’s legal in NY and I can’t shake my old habits of being as down low as possible

[sullen wagon]

i don't want to try drugs in the same way i don't wanna have sex. it just doesn't really interest me and i'd rather go outside and blow bubbles like a giggling buffoon

[soft osprey]

60 year old woman is more ballsy than me

[fast bramble]

Lmaoooo I still get that feeling too, also still catch myself scouting for smoke spots even though I'm not even carrying weed on me

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-silly-dog-dog-infant-propeller-hat-gif-5622488906146964515

[rotund palm]

twins

[hybrid musk]

When is game receiving le update?

[soft osprey]

Good stick to it! Ive done more than is acceptable and I regret pretty much all of it

[sullen wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

[soft osprey]

Oh I gotcha, itll release in exactly

[frank rose]

42 years

[hybrid musk]

Cheers mate thought it would he longer

[dreamy sequoia]

Nobody has a clue when it's happening. The devs are completely silent.

[tender quest]

you guys didnt get the update?

weird

[dreamy sequoia]

You shit stirrer

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kuzco-reaction-react-emperor-emperors-new-groove-gif-12011912363815937941

[fast bramble]

I can't wait for the Militus update

Every enemy will have great swords and plate armour

[robust fjord]

HS modding is getting insane

[tender quest]

alot of players gonna get concussions

[rotund palm]

HS modding situation is disturbing...

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-thumbnail-gif-16650285053839229007

[robust fjord]

Outrage

[fast bramble]

Especially with the EA blunt damage

[analog stream]

I feel like the max lenght sword grip is still too short

[rotund palm]

hopefully they will add a bigger length than longsword grip in the next patch

greatswords are already in the game but they were removed in early access temporarily

[rotund palm]

W

[vast kraken]

and a battlescarred usp jawbreaker

[rotund palm]

SHOW

[vast kraken]

wait wrong thing

[rotund palm]

creative skin

[grave pecan]

im the 7.1th dev of half sword and me and the devteam have been waiting to say that the game is cancelled

[dreamy sequoia]

dont tell mum youre fine shh shhh

[surreal helm]

my screnshots of half sword were so brutal that discord stopped me from posting them 😭

I figured out the screenshot that did it, and I mean I GUESS it looks like an actual gored body, but like, c'mon discord

[solemn tusk]

JESUS CHRIST😭

[lost rover]

We do not use his name something something

Why am i typing this i'm not even religious

[solemn tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-man-gif-9804261718830123352

[deep shale]

he's just that powerful

invoking thoughts even in those who have not considered themselves to be believers

[lost rover]

I always wondered who was willie's face actor in the demo

Baron's name is frank i think

[frank rose]

jotaro

[runic jasper]

do u guys have the dark tinted armor set?

[frank rose]

no but i have a collection of weapons

[wheat leaf]

there is no full set for either black or blued armor

the devs in fact hate you

[runic jasper]

what😔

[spark axle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/303

[runic jasper]

this is all I got so far

[spark axle]

there's also a dark sallet but I think that's it, there's not a full set

[wheat leaf]

modders fr putting in all the work at this point

[frank rose]

is there a auto parry mod out now

[spark axle]

Luke made a script to disable it a while ago, but he never published it on nexus. Just search "disable auto parry" in this server and you'll find the script

[frank rose]

is ue4ss required

[spark axle]

yeah

[frank rose]

stabbed in the waist

[dreamy sequoia]

the letter of the day is:

[wheat leaf]

e?

[dreamy sequoia]

yeah!

crouching with a downward swing does wonders

even in knight tier

[quaint ingot]

we think he's dead?

[dreamy sequoia]

not dead enough!

[quaint ingot]

he wasn't even dead and I've put 4 bullets in him

12 rounds now

16

20 rounds to make him give up

[native elm]

nearly 2 months since the last hotfix. still no news or signs of update.

[paper minnow]

yo is there any way to get a dagger to pierce armor. The rondell dagger for example

[quaint ingot]

maannn I shot you in the fucking head

[rotund palm]

very rarely

but you can slice peoples throats with it

or backstab if they have a breastplate

[paper minnow]

would there be any way to change the game files or something

[lunar bone]

Yo question

wth happened to fist fights

[paper minnow]

i like to have it as like a kill confirm for enemies that are down and i think deserve death

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-troll-face-balkan-trollface-phonk-gif-9426756370750382613

[lunar bone]

yo

[paper minnow]

yo

[frank rose]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-milk-chocolate-milk-jug-chocolate-milk-gallon-chocolate-milk-cut-in-half-gif-25063151