Am i a terrible person for wanting to turn dismembered foes into man/machine hybrids?
#halfsword-chat-⚔
shell forge
quaint ingot
no that’s a bit normal
prime cradle
Am i a terrible person for wanting to turn dismembered foes into man/machine hyb...
i would say no
shell forge
Perhaps one day, this can be built
buoyant ravine
I JUST JOINED... I JUST FUCKING JOINED
lost rover
he fucking sniped me wtf
You know in demo one handed spear guys are super scary
They always snipe either your vitals or head
restive barn
dreamy sequoia
Can you break necks with the turret
bold jacinth
should i be concerned
restive barn
Can you break necks with the turret
yes
lost rover
Jet a gob
lost rover
You dimwit
I'm right because i say so
lost rover
I'm right because i say so
Are you me
rotund palm
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
onyx moon
how did he even reverse this
white frost
how did he even reverse this
LOL
random nymph
Is there a mod to increase grip strength
it's actually annoying everytime you grab something the dude just lets go for no reason
lost rover
Chrome pro mov
onyx moon
youve done it noww
fierce wedge
either you use your fists, which can work if combined with the power of prayer and gauntlets, or use your helmet, which can work if combined with the power of prayer
vapid cipher
it's actually annoying everytime you grab something the dude just lets go for no...
enemies can grab break just like you can
vapid cipher
oh. These are lowkey unstable. Handle them with care and u wont drop
vapid cipher
in the alley i fight with a broken barrel
real void
pretty awesome clip , wish it was no damage tho
they're calling it the worst clip of all time, maybe ever
restive barn
what do i do when 3 peasants are after me
lost rover
what do i do when 3 peasants are after me
This is what happens when you oppose el chromio!
restive barn
im crine bro this guy is tryna cut my tank in half or smth
lost rover
im crine bro this guy is tryna cut my tank in half or smth
The confidence of an average willie is 20x that of a human but they lose the confidence and become cowards if they lose their weapon or wig
What if you accidentally add in lethal farts
restive barn
What if you accidentally add in lethal farts
what is it with you and lethal farts lmao
restive barn
how do i reset my save
load into the game, don't get past the "early access" screen (the one where you have to press i understand), then go into C:\Users\UserName\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames and delete GameProgress.sav
ionic marsh
load into the game, don't get past the "early access" screen (the one where you ...
thank you so much
rotund palm
im crine bro this guy is tryna cut my tank in half or smth
Chip on the steel so it rusts in 15 years
dark thistle
im crine bro this guy is tryna cut my tank in half or smth
willy if you're not careful:
restive barn
willy if you're not careful:
that is NOT happening
tough hollow
im crine bro this guy is tryna cut my tank in half or smth
just you wait untill he actually does
dark thistle
willies have like a 1/1000 chance to lock in for 5 seconds he can make it happen
restive barn
just you wait untill he actually does
he's using a fucking messer not a lightsaber
tough hollow
he's using a fucking messer not a lightsaber
you never know..
short charm
GG
short charm
ควก
weak osprey
frosty musk
Is he speaking enchantment table?
frosty musk
My bad
wind robin
Is he speaking enchantment table?
the certification was real
frosty musk
Indeed
lost rover
he left the server now
Guess staying in the country for a long time really pays off
So he was kinda saying like
Fuck you or mind your own business
But literally it just means penis
frosty musk
Joins the halfword server
Says GG
Says "Penis"
Leaves
Doesnt ellaborate further
vital dagger
lost rover
Gay over
restive barn
And ive been staying in thailand for a really long time
is it like slang or smth
lost rover
is it like slang or smth
It's a really old slang i think
Afaik its been used for over a century
Also how did willie get his name
Did he just look like big willie
restive barn
It's a really old slang i think
do u know why he said gg
also what does his username mean
lost rover
His name is random
stuff
GG i'm not really deep into their culture
I dont know about that
delicate falcon
peep this dragonslayer i made
pseudo matrix
I love this game and don’t want to disrespect the devs but how can one update take this long
lost rover
peep this dragonslayer i made
Thought i saw gods finest mistake for a second
delicate falcon
frosty musk
is it blunt?
restive barn
the shockwave from the explosion knocked me out
stray carbon
bro please tell me that in the upcoming update they will fix more of the performance and the freaking settings reseting nonstop
JUST PLEASE
frosty musk
Theres an upcoming update?
lost rover
restive barn
why does ur game look like that
lost rover
How did this happen
sand herald
lost rover
I would never challenge john HS in a million years
restive barn
I would never challenge john HS in a million years
i would
sand herald
restive barn
face of regret
lost rover
He never speaks but watches and responds menacingly with a willie death compilation
rapid pond
face of regret
He looks mildly pissed if anything lol
restive barn
He looks mildly pissed if anything lol
shot him dead seconds after
rapid pond
shot him dead seconds after
Do you think gore 3.0 will make explosions more satisfying since head poping is coming back
And i'm sure more parts can blow up with the fools wheel
pearl ferry
lost rover
This is what a willie entering the atmosphere at 2500 kph looks like
restive barn
This is what a willie entering the atmosphere at 2500 kph looks like
me in faked hair physics
rancid wigeon
Anybody else just like using a basic Longsword with max length and mass to fight knights?
Ive been haveing fun learning to use it in ways to fight them
lost rover
Willie and penis(?)
livid void
Theres an upcoming update?
They ran off w the money btw.
Main dev told me so himself then punched me in the balls.
frosty musk
They ran off w the money btw.
Main dev told me so himself then punched me in the...
Know for some reason i dont believe you
soft osprey
They ran off w the money btw.
Main dev told me so himself then punched me in the...
I remember that
Hope you’re okay
livid void
I am,noting a bit of ice wont fix. Shame im not getting a refound tho
terse spruce
where is patchiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
wispy plume
where is patchiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Patch releases on December 31st 9999
rapid pond
Damn thats a throwback
restive barn
wind veldt
Update drops when half life 3 does
You got proove?
livid void
Gaben told me when I was visiting the Yacht factory
shell forge
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
A robot
restive barn
half sword enhancer sky editor
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SKY EDITOR 😭
delicate falcon
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SKY EDITOR 😭
for cool scenery like this
white frost
@proud cliff
gritty gulch
How do i gun mod?
fierce mantle
How do i gun mod?
there is a video on yt for it search
frosty musk
it's too thick to cleave people in half though
Rip, Im sure you could change that right? or nah?
scenic kettle
whens the next update bro
rancid wigeon
whens the next update bro
2014 I think?
tired rune
Is the game actually like terribly optimized
rancid wigeon
I wouldn't say terrible, cause my PC doesn't explode
But its definitely not... good
solar nest
wait is there actually a way to train leg muscles in half sword or do you just gain muscle mass everywhere from burning stamina
rancid wigeon
Pretty sure its just burning stamina and swinging weapons
shrewd idol
wait is there actually a way to train leg muscles in half sword or do you just g...
jump with armor on and run and kick
it drains stamina
gritty gulch
What weapons are non-modular?
shrewd idol
one time i kicked the baron in the head so many times i got exhausted and fell over
what do you mean modular
gritty gulch
Appearantly i need to have a modular weapon on my character to add one of them guns
i know a modular weapon is a weapon in one part but i don't know which weapon i am supposed to use
restive barn
i know a modular weapon is a weapon in one part but i don't know which weapon i ...
nah im kidding u can use any modular wpn
js replace the class path with the path in the desc
btw what gun mod r u using
restive barn
chrome334's rifle mod
yooo thats me
delicate falcon
Rip, Im sure you could change that right? or nah?
i want it to look thick
tired rune
But its definitely not... good
Whats the chance im gonna be running at under 30 fps with crashes
rancid wigeon
A good amount
Crashes happen, and frames are ify
Ive always played with lower frames so can't really tell the difference between 60 and 30 fps
sharp orchid
yooo thats me
nuh uh
sharp orchid
i can't seem to summon the guns
that breaks sometimes, the summon command is finicky af
just save edit them in
sharp orchid
does that work
only if you save edit them there
blazing musk
ok
safe rain
I tried removing my gauntlets, does height affect the aim of my gun?
Is that an inquisitor lightsaber
gritty gulch
Is that an inquisitor lightsaber
That's an automatic rifle
safe rain
That's an automatic rifle
Ohhh I did not see the rifle form
sleek gull
clever hull
can someone pls call me 47 980 96 532 its for challenge
fallen birch
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/Sth8Rf8Whs
Like i thought the main reason they switched to the worse physics system was so you cant do this anymore
sleek gull
fallen birch
Like i thought the main reason they switched to the worse physics system was so ...
Can you still do spin kicks in EA
lone zephyr
ow
blazing musk
only if you save edit them there
yo smitor...
i can't really
stab with lightsaber
sharp orchid
stabbing is pretty ahh with halfsword but its possible
with the lightsaber at least
sleek gull
blazing musk
with the lightsaber at least
alr
rapid pond
Whats y'alls favorite ost from the ea
near grotto
Whats y'alls favorite ost from the ea
None
I hate music
I only listen to construction ambience
sleek gull
Beautiful Disarm
sharp orchid
I only listen to construction ambience
billionare mindset
fast bramble
Whats y'alls favorite ost from the ea
The only OST that matters isn't in the EA
Or at least I've never heard it in EA
near grotto
Or at least I've never heard it in EA
Never heard it in EA either
small glen
Or at least I've never heard it in EA
Literally my fav song too
small glen
#BringBackCourtRoom
Quite literally the perfect song for abyss
small glen
#BringBackCourtRoom
keen gale
is there a way to play the playtest?
lilac sentinel
Im hoping to get the glock 17 mod, but im really scared of losing my save file, is that gonna happen if I install the mod?
never installed a mod before^
mental kelp
No it just goes in the paks and you can remove it any time you want
You can always backup if you’d like, but I think even if you have it in your inventory and remove the pak the item just won’t work anymore rather than corrupt the save
lilac sentinel
No it just goes in the paks and you can remove it any time you want
thank you, that cleared it up for me
rapid pond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2ifK1SY4Y
Its in the abyss sometimes if i remember correctly
I think you hear it in the demo abyss though
rapid pond
Literally my fav song too
Personally loving singing cows
slow spruce
how do i get my images into photography?
hollow quiver
Whats y'alls favorite ost from the ea
slow spruce
is there a level requirement?
rapid pond
is there a level requirement?
Lvl 2
slow spruce
ffs
rapid pond
Just speak a bunch its gonna come soon
rapid pond
Not long if you keep this up
slow spruce
alr
rapid pond
Just engage with us or start conversation (and not drama please :3)
slow spruce
does message length matter?
im messing with crossbows, does anyone else have a problem with the arrow sometimes either phasing through or just bouncing off an unarmoured enemy?
rapid pond
im messing with crossbows, does anyone else have a problem with the arrow someti...
Yea thats the thing with physics game lol
Sometimes the physics engine just wanna watch the world burn
slow spruce
i sometimes gear a hit straight into the nose and it just bounces off 😭
rapid pond
i sometimes gear a hit straight into the nose and it just bounces off 😭
He got era armor what did you think
slow spruce
get not gear sorry
rapid pond
I wanna know what type of bolt that is though
slow spruce
just wood it seems
and also half my shots it hits them and dissapears
so the velocity must be insane though
going straight through
plain brook
Yea thats the thing with physics game lol
honestly thats pretty accurate to real life anyway
slow spruce
honestly thats pretty accurate to real life anyway
a crossbow bouncing off a guys face?
plain brook
yes
rapid pond
honestly thats pretty accurate to real life anyway
I dont think a real arrow would start spinning around uncontrollably unless it was ABSOLUTELY horribly made
slow spruce
especially from a cross bow
plain brook
bolts can be misweighted or you hit the wrong side
especially old style ones
they can get slowed in the groove too and fly off
rapid pond
bolts can be misweighted or you hit the wrong side
Yes but aerodynamics take over at high speed, at most you'll get an angled shot
slow spruce
ffs it just happened to my twice in a row just now
rapid pond
For your arrow to spin around it needs to have a lift point above its center of mass
slow spruce
Yes but aerodynamics take over at high speed, at most you'll get an angled shot
it would still pen
rapid pond
it would still pen
Surely
plain brook
it would still pen
no
slow spruce
i've also had some where it must have rotated, hitting a guy in the face side on
plain brook
angled shots will often deflect
rapid pond
no
If you want an example theres some fighter jets out there that have a center of lift above the center of mass wich allows them to do silly maneuvers
slow spruce
he was bruised after a shot to the face
rapid pond
angled shots will often deflect
Not sure on bear skin tbh
Flesh is a muchy substance it could at least slow the bolt enought to cause it to bleed
plain brook
Not sure on bear skin tbh
it will bruise and stab a little on human skin but dont underestimate how tough it is when its a high speed impact
plain brook
you also overestimate how strong medieval crossbows are
they are not like the metal piercing stuff you can buy now
rapid pond
they are not like the metal piercing stuff you can buy now
Obviously, but they also travel at speed high enought to ignore light armor (of shot well enought)
I mean warbows could get arrows at stupidly high velocities for the time
plain brook
Obviously, but they also travel at speed high enought to ignore light armor (of ...
yeah a direct blow at a good angle will for sure
like yeah the bolts are perfect every time in hs but bolts deflecting or missing is accurate to real life
slow spruce
well mine are bouncing off bare skin from 5 meters in hs
frozen heron
he really wants to get that hammer
rapid pond
like yeah the bolts are perfect every time in hs but bolts deflecting or missing...
True
plain brook
especially with an old style one
rapid pond
What kinda bolt are on the hs crossbows
plain brook
they are like rpg7s where you just kinda spray and pray
slow spruce
What kinda bolt are on the hs crossbows
its a really simple one
basic tip a novice blacksmith could probably make
and short stick
grave pecan
he really wants to get that hammer
thats a pickaxe
frozen heron
thats a pickaxe
do you know who else is a pickaxe
slow spruce
thats a pickaxe
quite a small pickaxe
slow spruce
my arrow just got deflected because this guy held his one handed mace infront of his centre of mass
and it hit and bounced off
rapid pond
its a really simple one
The name of the bolt seems to be "House bolt"
slow spruce
https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-lightsaber-deflect-deflection-gif-14785820
that's EXACTLY what is was like
slow spruce
The name of the bolt seems to be "House bolt"
becuase it was common and affordable?
IT JUST BOUNCED OFF THIS GUYS NECK
neck of steel
lusty idol
yo anyone konw if they gonna add a fist fight mode for freeplay
slow spruce
could you not just do progression?
there is nothing to lose
because you can't die
or extremely hard to atleast
lusty idol
true but it was fun on the demo where you could just fist fight them
slow spruce
true
rapid pond
Prolly just the name
barren hamlet
Still no updates for half scam.
Daily reminder - review bomb. Only way devs will listen
hollow quiver
No
soft osprey
Still no updates for half scam.
Daily reminder - review bomb. Only way devs wi...
Review bombing is cringy and ineffective with anything. Heres the community managers response to it, in fact.
small glen
Review bombing is cringy and ineffective with anything. Heres the community mana...
Moai!!!!!!
barren hamlet
Review bombing is cringy and ineffective with anything. Heres the community mana...
Are you for real?
We arent 'young gamers' we are paying customers who bought into a game under the assumption it would be actively updated or at the very least, have communication from devs. That is how the early access program works.
If you think this is a 'normal' level of output of 4 devs working full time then I have a rock I can sell you that does magic tricks.
Some people just love to be shat on
gusty jungle
Review bombing is cringy and ineffective with anything. Heres the community mana...
in this case review bombing can save some people from wasting money because steam store page is straight up lying with current state of the game
soft osprey
Are you for real?
We arent 'young gamers' we are paying customers who bought in...
I said review bombing, ive critiqued lack of communication plenty
gusty jungle
daily reminder that steam page says that game is fully playable and stable
soft osprey
Thousands of players agree
barren hamlet
I said review bombing, ive critiqued lack of communication plenty
We are well within our rights to review bomb after being sold a lie. Perhaps we dont want others to fall for it?
3 months without updates just after launch is incredibly strange.
magic sinew
did we like get scamed cuz like they aint update in a while
barren hamlet
did we like get scamed cuz like they aint update in a while
What i think has happened is they have made a bunch of cash so they've abandoned the game.
magic sinew
damn
soft osprey
We are well within our rights to review bomb after being sold a lie. Perhaps we ...
Youre not being sold a lie. The development cycle has always been slow and communication has lacked since the days of the itch.io version. Review bombing won’t get the results Youre looking for. Theyre not gonna change development because you review bomb. So your goal isnt to get the devs to fix it, it’s self admitted to get people not to buy it. Hence why review bombing doesnt work
barren hamlet
Youre not being sold a lie. The development cycle has always been slow and commu...
Whats your solution then?
Devs shouldn't be able to get away with it.
soft osprey
There is no solution. You bought EA, you deal with EA development pains.
Devs suck ass with communication
Trust me I know
gusty jungle
Youre not being sold a lie. The development cycle has always been slow and commu...
review bombing attacks publishers who can then push developers to maybe communicate more, also they are selling a lie, game is not stable at all
barren hamlet
There is no solution. You bought EA, you deal with EA development pains.
This is not normal EA though. Its just not normal output for 4 people.
Something is just really odd about it all
gusty jungle
also its not really review bombing
imo you cant say review bombing when theres real problem
changing review to negative one is honest decision not hate
soft osprey
changing review to negative one is honest decision not hate
Brother Youre the one who said daily reminder to review bomb lol
gusty jungle
thats not what i wrote bro
i said it can save some peoples money not to do review bomb lol
and now when im thinking about it more im changing my opinion that its not even review bombing, its normal reaction for lying on steam page
fierce wedge
im so green
soft osprey
thats not what i wrote bro
??
barren hamlet
We need a few more negative reviews and it will turn the review preview thing to negative on steam
gusty jungle
):
barren hamlet
Do your civic duty, drop a negative review
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
Do your civic duty, drop a negative review
idle schooner
@dire zephyr
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
still gazelle
native minnow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640726744596217866/1366591873455624313/to...
why is this gif not moving? is it my internet?
soft osprey
why is this gif not moving? is it my internet?
A non moving gif is what’s known as a picture
rotund palm
half sword
fast bramble
fast bramble
There is no solution. You bought EA, you deal with EA development pains.
At least good mods are coming out now
Makes it more bearable
soft osprey
At least good mods are coming out now
Yes I am here you’re welcome
fast bramble
Yeah that's what I meant
You're a good mod
Autoparry removal is gamechanging
I just wish I had a way to fight like 50 Willies at once
south tiger
Are we ever gonna get full sword
rotund palm
I just wish I had a way to fight like 50 Willies at once
do you want your computer to explode
fast bramble
do you want your computer to explode
I can handle it
rotund palm
instantaneosly
fast bramble
If they're not knight Willies at least
fast bramble
That much armour would do damage
dreamy sequoia
dreamy sequoia
Good name.
fast bramble
The One True Name
gleaming lodge
Is the update out yet
fast bramble
quasi socket
How did you get those shoulder pads. Because mine has like vines over it and I’m not sure how I could unlock that.
dreamy sequoia
How did you get those shoulder pads. Because mine has like vines over it and I’m...
Look for pauldron and vambraces.
shell forge
"I'm never buying a helmet from Wish again!"
dreamy sequoia
How did you get those shoulder pads. Because mine has like vines over it and I’m...
Arming doublet, chains removed.
Sorry im very much half asleep
quasi socket
Look for pauldron and vambraces.
You’re good. I do have those two things you did mention, but let me get that double it on.
dreamy sequoia
You’re good. I do have those two things you did mention, but let me get that dou...
Just have to make sure the chains are detached
quasi socket
Just have to make sure the chains are detached
Do I need to have the breast plate on as well or does that not matter?
deep shale
just the arming doublet
dreamy sequoia
Do I need to have the breast plate on as well or does that not matter?
Shouldn't matter, but you're aiming for cuirass
quasi socket
Shouldn't matter, but you're aiming for cuirass
It’s still covered in vines and I have a doublet was no chains attached does it have to say arming doublet?
dreamy sequoia
It must be arming doublet
The arming doublet has links connected to it, that the armour attaches too.
novel juniper
hmmm... im seeing to many months go by. what happened
quasi socket
OK, I found it in the merchant store. Let me go try that real quick.
dreamy sequoia
hmmm... im seeing to many months go by. what happened
4 people are working on the update. It takes time.
quasi socket
that worked. Thank you so much. I was tired of getting my arm chopped off or easily stabbed
dreamy sequoia
Enjoy tanking hits like a pro.
novel juniper
yeah but since 18th february and not even a small hotfix is kinda crazy
considering the slums one didnt even do half of what they wanted and the blood one barelly works in some systems
dreamy sequoia
yeah but since 18th february and not even a small hotfix is kinda crazy
They are making added content, playtesting it all themselves and fixing any errors
fierce wedge
novel juniper
im not saying they arents working or attacking them, mind you ive been following this game for the longest time, just that theres barelly any transparency
and thats how some games lose traction
uncut dock
shell forge
Send help, this guy's butthole is deader than Mount&Blade multiplayer. How is he still alive?
dreamy sequoia
I think, people forget. They're 4 normal people, making a game as a passion project, they never expected to have to communicate with hundreds of thousands of people.
Most are an angry mob with pitchforks too, i can understand why they backed out of the public setting.
fierce wedge
Send help, this guy's butthole is deader than Mount&Blade multiplayer. How is he...
take they helmet off and then stab they head
shell forge
There's a reason why I aim for the hole
novel juniper
I think, people forget. They're 4 normal people, making a game as a passion proj...
literally as i said, i aint attacking noone, im an avid supporter of this game and its team as i am with various other indies. its a matter of an opinion beeing expressed. dont lump it
soft osprey
I think, people forget. They're 4 normal people, making a game as a passion proj...
Well, yes but also like it’s just pretty obvious you need to communicate with your player base at least a little. Backing out of communication because of criticism isnt gonna stop criticism, it’s gonna make it worse
dreamy sequoia
Theyre overwhelmed i guess
And probably picked their own mental health over the playerbase.
novel juniper
Well, yes but also like it’s just pretty obvious you need to communicate with yo...
exactly this, u either try to do smth, or it gets worse
fierce wedge
novel juniper
And probably picked their own mental health over the playerbase.
kind of a loophole
dreamy sequoia
I guess some of us just don't care about waiting for updates with complete radio silence, others are so used to having updates and communication that they feel like they're being scammed.
15 years ago you couldn't talk to a dev and express the problems, you just bought the game and played it.
rotund palm
they should make this game a mod of gta 6 where you can only play half sword in an arcade station in a GTA 6 game store inside the game
and they close every 6 minutes so you have to wait 6 more minutes to play again
soft osprey
They should just port gta6 into halfsword instead because halfsword is the superior game
fierce wedge
soft osprey
Tall propaganda
novel juniper
I guess some of us just don't care about waiting for updates with complete radio...
hmm not really, it depends on the game, with indie studios u actually had a lot of communication with them. u just didnt have the ammount of social media etc. now that u have u do have the means for it. most indie studios or solo developers might not communicate, but alsosend 1 or 2 pics of some ongoing thing
rotund palm
They should just port gta6 into halfsword instead because halfsword is the super...
im content with both
soft osprey
im content with both
Me when I’m asked if I want ur mom or ur dad
fierce wedge
halfsword today
rotund palm
Me when I’m asked if I want ur mom or ur dad
good luck finding him
rotund palm
fierce wedge
eternal escarp
small glen
Early Modern Combat helmet is such a broad fucking word
north wigeon
Who is this guy???
north wigeon
no jerry in the corner over there
fossil pond
Ok
I don’t see no Jerry
I don’t know what u on pal
Mf
@north wigeon ey what’s ur problem
tender quest
soft osprey
<@1257488927237996587> ey what’s ur problem
Jerry in the corner
fossil pond
Jerry in the corner
Ey can u stop
fierce wedge
green'
soft osprey
Puffe more like
fierce wedge
puffe more like green
soft osprey
Buff but not buff cause ur weak
fossil pond
Stop
dreamy sequoia
You do that.
soft osprey
Shut up dementia
dreamy sequoia
Go on. Tell them
heavy coral
Hi chat
fossil pond
Shut up dementia
Shut up
dreamy sequoia
Here I'll tag a mod for ya
soft osprey
You just bruised the wrong fragile ego
dreamy sequoia
@soft osprey
fossil pond
Here I'll tag a mod for ya
Yes do it
soft osprey
<@822279999796543538>
Yes who do you need me to ban
fossil pond
You just bruised the wrong fragile ego
St3hu man
soft osprey
Puffe go hit the gym
fossil pond
U have no respect
fossil pond
Puffe go hit the gym
I do bro
soft osprey
You won’t be buff without it
dreamy sequoia
Yes who do you need me to ban
Puffe is being mean to the nicest mod we have
soft osprey
What’s that in American
dreamy sequoia
I bench press 50kg x 2
Thats alot of French fries.
fierce wedge
What’s that in American
-50 pounds
soft osprey
Like 108 pounds maybe
I don’t work out because I’m naturally fit but that doesn’t sound like a lot
fossil pond
110 that’s correct
dreamy sequoia
Not for an adult.
fossil pond
I don’t work out because I’m naturally fit but that doesn’t sound like a lot
So ur calling skinny good
soft osprey
Yeah idiot
dreamy sequoia
Yes God spelling.
fierce wedge
y'all cant even lift a gadzookzillian pounds
fossil pond
Yes God spelling.
”God” ??
wheat leaf
yknow in the year or two ive been here i dont think ive ever seen you cut someone, but gawd damn have you liquified a few brains
fossil pond
I’ll give it to you then, Thats good for a 13 year old
Thanks, I already know
dreamy sequoia
He probably doesn't even weigh 50kg tbh
wheat leaf
isnt 13 not allowed on discord? or is it 13 and up
soft osprey
Nevermind Youre weak
fossil pond
isnt 13 not allowed on discord? or is it 13 and up
13 and up
fossil pond
He probably doesn't even weigh 50kg tbh
55kg
wheat leaf
yo ass definitely 12 & 3/4
paper hollow
Thanks, I already know
fossil pond
yo ass definitely 12 & 3/4
Then how would I bench 50kg 2 reps
fierce wedge
paper hollow
dude turns 12 in a month "yeah im 13"
heavy coral
Scarecrows cant talk
Heh meow heh
soft osprey
dreamy sequoia
Then how would I bench 50kg 2 reps
So basically you can't even do push ups.
tender quest
you missed twice at the beginning
i have 1000's of clips of me ending the fight at the start, its boring
fossil pond
dude turns 12 in a month "yeah im 13"
I turn 14 in 4 months
wheat leaf
Then how would I bench 50kg 2 reps
your dad probably feeds you steroids
tender quest
therefore opinion rejected
fossil pond
So basically you can't even do push ups.
I can do 40 push ups in a row ?
small glen
i have 1000's of clips of me ending the fight at the start, its boring
i mean
don't we all
dreamy sequoia
You weigh 55kg, but bench 50kg.
fossil pond
I can do 40 push ups in a row ?
Maybe even more gng
dreamy sequoia
Thats less than your own weight.
heavy coral
Life without perms 😖
dreamy sequoia
You can't do push ups.
soft osprey
Let’s not make fun of an actual 13 year olds workout, hes doing more than probably all of us
fossil pond
Thats less than your own weight.
Nobody said u gotta do ur own weight weeurdo
fossil pond
You can't do push ups.
I can do 40 in a row ?
dreamy sequoia
Lol thats what a push up is
fossil pond
Weird ass
tender quest
don't we all
almost
dreamy sequoia
Lifting your own weight.
wheat leaf
You weigh 55kg, but bench 50kg.
bro you weigh 160 kg and bench 50 kg pipe down
fossil pond
Guys are u hearing him ?
soft osprey
No hes not using TTS
fierce wedge
fossil pond
Like seriiosualy ong bro got some autism or sum issues
wheat leaf
pushups are nothing bro, wallsits are where its at
fossil pond
pushups are nothing bro, wallsits are where its at
Ik bro
heavy coral
I like mooing when no one is around
fossil pond
That’s why im surprised that eh says I can do 0 pushups
I do 40 in a row without problems
He is literally autistic ong
fierce wedge
i can do -40
dreamy sequoia
Like seriiosualy ong bro got some autism or sum issues
As a parent with kids that have asd, I find this extremely insulting.
soft osprey
Everyone please ignore @heavy coral
fossil pond
As a parent with kids that have asd, I find this extremely insulting.
Ur weird
tender quest
40 has a zero in it
wheat leaf
i can do -40
does that just mean you lower down 40 times but never back up 😭
heavy coral
I did 5 push ups today
fossil pond
Ur actually a weird person @dreamy sequoia
heavy coral
My muscles hurt
soft osprey
Fight each other for our amusement
heavy coral
I so big n strong
fierce wedge
heavy coral
:3
fossil pond
Fight each other for our amusement
Ain’t gotta argue with him, he is autistic
wheat leaf
As a parent with kids that have asd, I find this extremely insulting.
as a regular ass person watching you as a grown family man arguing about workouts with a 13 year old. id say its a fair play
fossil pond
Ofc his should turns out autistic
heavy coral
Guys what is half sword?
fossil pond
Ofc his should turns out autistic
He is inbred
dreamy sequoia
Ain’t gotta argue with him, he is autistic
Once again, I have children that actually have autism, stop using that as an insult
fossil pond
as a regular ass person watching you as a grown family man arguing about workout...
Fr
shell forge
I woulda thought leather would have the least success at killing dudes. Even went as far as to color them like they're toys
tender quest
He is inbred
you should dial it way back
fossil pond
Once again, I have children that actually have autism, stop using that as an ins...
Inbred
Not so weird ur child’s got autism
dreamy sequoia
Youre a bad child.
wheat leaf
hol on now puffe 😭
fierce wedge
dreamy sequoia
Thats actually ban worthy dude.
fossil pond
Thats actually ban worthy dude.
Nope
fossil pond
I will say u gotta autism, and that u spread lies and say I can do 0 pushups
dreamy sequoia
My kids are reading you write this asking why you parents are letting you do this lol.
heavy coral
Hahaha…
fossil pond
I will say u gotta autism, and that u spread lies and say I can do 0 pushups
I do 40 pushups in a row easily
wheat leaf
this going downhill so fast
fierce wedge
fossil pond
@dreamy sequoia ur weird as hell dude
wheat leaf
My kids are reading you write this asking why you parents are letting you do thi...
do you have discord on the living room tv or something??
dreamy sequoia
do you have discord on the living room tv or something??
I'm having my morning coffee at the pc lol
fossil pond
Ngl we alla gonna abondon halfsword when gta 6 come right ?
fierce wedge
fossil pond
Nah I don’t
wheat leaf
I'm having my morning coffee at the pc lol
thats valid, i thought you had the family huddled up for discord time 
dreamy sequoia
thats valid, i thought you had the family huddled up for discord time <:KEKW:718...
Hell nah 😆
Autism and mental retardation aren't insults to use though.
People can't help the way they're born.
fossil pond
U are
soft osprey
People can't help the way they're born.
I could, I made sure to come out perfect
fossil pond
U told me. ” ur 55kg and bench 50kg 2 reps. U can’t do 1 push up” do u realize how idiotic that sound tho
fierce wedge
fossil pond
U told me. ” ur 55kg and bench 50kg 2 reps. U can’t do 1 push up” do u realize h...
U gotta think ab what u say to someone who trains everyday
wheat leaf
i came out sideways, im built different
heavy coral
Who weights 50kg
fossil pond
U gotta think ab what u say to someone who trains everyday
@dreamy sequoia
soft osprey
U told me. ” ur 55kg and bench 50kg 2 reps. U can’t do 1 push up” do u realize h...
Puffe it’s okay dont take the bait anymore
fierce wedge
i weigh 1kg
fossil pond
Puffe it’s okay dont take the bait anymore
Ok 👍
heavy coral
My 13yr brother weights for than 50kg 😭😭😭
lofty kiln
soft osprey
Shut up scarecrow
fossil pond
My 13yr brother weights for than 50kg 😭😭😭
I weigh 55kg
heavy coral
I weigh 55kg
How tall are you?
wheat leaf
I could, I made sure to come out perfect
took a few retries but it worked out in the end 🔥
soft osprey
Ive never seen that guy before but he makes me so mad already
fossil pond
How tall are you?
5’4-5’5 at 13
wheat leaf
5’4-5’5 at 13
yeah bro your maxed out already
heavy coral
5’4-5’5 at 13
Oh ur 13?
fossil pond
yeah bro your maxed out already
Wdym
wheat leaf
thats it man, thats all your gonna get
heavy coral
Oh cool
fierce wedge
i am 1'2 in height
fossil pond
thats it man, thats all your gonna get
What
fossil pond
@wheat leaf are u jealous cuz im strong for my age and u think i have stop growing ?
fossil pond
you arent getting any taller, you hit the peak
My dad is tall tho
So don’t talk shi bro
wheat leaf
yeah im jealous i was only 5'3.9 at 13
fossil pond
yeah im jealous i was only 5'3.9 at 13
Hahahah so why u taking shit
lofty kiln
So don’t talk shi bro
fossil pond
Jealous jackass
fossil pond
Bro is jealous that he couldn’t bench 50kg at 13 like me
heavy coral
Tf did I do to deserve this hostility
fierce wedge
soft osprey
Tf did I do to deserve this hostility
Nothing im just a bully and a liar
And a bad person
lofty kiln
soft osprey
No
fossil pond
Why
soft osprey
I didn’t become a discord mod to be good
fossil pond
I didn’t become a discord mod to be good
Ok
soft osprey
I become one to have ultimate power
fossil pond
the darkness consumed him
Alr
soft osprey
I am corruption
lofty kiln
And a bad person
why would a mod appart of the half-sword community be a bad person
fossil pond
🥀
tender quest
I didn’t become a discord mod to be good
become the goodest mod
fossil pond
@wheat leaf but why u think I have stop growing bro
heavy coral
…
wheat leaf
just a hunch man
wheat leaf
im sorry. its over for you puffe, you wont get any taller
fossil pond
just a hunch man
But my dad is tall and both grandfather
fossil pond
im sorry. its over for you puffe, you wont get any taller
No shit ima be taller gng
What are u on
wheat leaf
nah but see your biological father was only 4'11
fierce wedge
we need to KILL $carecrow
fossil pond
nah but see your biological father was only 4'11
No my father is 5’9
wheat leaf
No my father is 5’9
yeahhhh you aint making it on the disney rides bro your gonna top out at like 5'8
fossil pond
ur da is as tall as a freezer box
😅
fossil pond
yeahhhh you aint making it on the disney rides bro your gonna top out at like 5'...
Alr 👍
Nice ig
I mean id beat the shit of any one of u guys
Even if ur guys adults
I swear ong
tender quest
ok lil bro settle down
fierce wedge
wheat leaf
i got a drivers license lil jit id run you over
lofty kiln
I mean id beat the shit of any one of u guys
fossil pond
See im made of Viking genetics
Im Swedish btw
tender quest
yeahhhh you aint making it on the disney rides bro your gonna top out at like 5'...
my dad is 6ft or under and i ended up 6ft 6
heavy coral
I swear ong
Ur lil ahh won’t do a thing
sharp orchid
Im Swedish btw
fierce wedge
werent vikings primarily just farmers and stuff
wheat leaf
my dad is 6ft or under and i ended up 6ft 6
you one big mf gawd damn
heavy coral
Im Swedish btw
Do yk spoit?
tender quest
https://tenor.com/view/prince-charming-shrek-gif-11314043
more like
fossil pond
Ur lil ahh won’t do a thing
Alr fat ass, u literally just flexed doing 5 push ups a day. I do 150 a day, we are different
sharp orchid
Alr fat ass, u literally just flexed doing 5 push ups a day. I do 150 a day, we ...
me when i lie
soft osprey
I fucking love lying
fierce wedge
my father is 90 feet tall and i am 1 foot 3
fossil pond
me when i lie
Lol ???
tender quest
almost every dane or swede literally looks like prince charming
lofty kiln
Alr fat ass, u literally just flexed doing 5 push ups a day. I do 150 a day, we ...
bro cant even do a leveled push-up at that
wheat leaf
werent vikings primarily just farmers and stuff
the word viking doesnt refer to a exact type of person, but its a thing to do. 'to go on a viking'
and a viking is basically just raiding, pillaging, and plundering nearby villages and civilizations
fossil pond
me when i lie
Lying lol wdym ?
150 push ups a day is nothing
Im lazy asf and get in 150 like nothing
sharp orchid
Im lazy asf and get in 150 like nothing
me when i lie
fossil pond
I could go for like 300 if I tried XDD
soft osprey
Puffe is gonna push you up if you don’t stop
wheat leaf
knee pushups dont count lil bro
lofty kiln
Im lazy asf and get in 150 like nothing
wheat leaf
your elbows have to bend for the pushup to count
fossil pond
me when i lie
Emberassing asf if u can’t do 40 push ups in a row
tender quest
Puffe is gonna push you up if you don’t stop
he pushes the entire world down
fossil pond
5 sets 20 push ups = 100 push ups btw
near grotto
Emberassing asf if u can’t do 40 push ups in a row
"Emberassing"
fierce wedge
soft osprey
Puffe loves to get baited
fierce wedge
wheat leaf
i do 40 planks instead, builds more core
sharp orchid
lofty kiln
i do 40 planks instead, builds more core
sharp orchid
i do 40 planks instead, builds more core
I work at a nuclear reactor, builds more core
dreamy sequoia
I bladesmith for exercise. Swinging hammers is good for you.
fierce wedge
fossil pond
Look at yall
soft osprey
i do 40 planks instead, builds more core
Remember the planking trend, old man?
wheat leaf
I work at a nuclear reactor, builds more core
homer simpson over here
fossil pond
Sitting here on discord, I been on discord for like 20 min today so don’t jump me
lofty kiln
Look at yall
tender quest
I bladesmith for exercise. Swinging hammers is good for you.
mmm your shoulder cartilage will love you later on in life
heavy coral
Alr fat ass, u literally just flexed doing 5 push ups a day. I do 150 a day, we ...
Yeah cuz I just did 2 more so make it 7 push ups
wheat leaf
And 0 testosterone
nuh uh, i got 3
heavy coral
Feelin the burn
fierce wedge
i am a gnome
lofty kiln
Yall are fat chuds adult with neck beards
fat, no. beard, yes
fossil pond
Yeah cuz I just did 2 more so make it 7 push ups
Ong id beat u up in a fight so bad
Ong amen
tender quest
ongamen?
heavy coral
How old do u think I am?
fossil pond
@heavy coral ur probably older then me but I would do horrible things to u, if u ever laid a hand on me
fossil pond
How old do u think I am?
15
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
<@1063569447496982569> ur probably older then me but I would do horrible things ...
me when i lie
fossil pond
me when i lie
Say Wallahi bro
fossil pond
I’m 23 lol
Alr
sharp orchid
Say Wallahi bro
for what
fierce wedge
wheat leaf
this picture is older than puffe
sharp orchid
Say Wallahi I’m lying ? Obvs
read that message again
fossil pond
this picture is older than puffe
Dude id mop ur face with the floor dude
lofty kiln
this picture is older than puffe
sharp orchid
Dude id mop ur face with the floor dude
me when i lie
fierce wedge
dreamy sequoia
Dude id mop ur face with the floor dude
Mop the floor with your face*
fossil pond
me when i lie
Smitor look at u, ur a mod seriously, i just know ur fat lol
lofty kiln
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
Smitor look at u, ur a mod seriously, i just know ur fat lol
im not a mod i just make mods
tender quest
Smitor look at u, ur a mod seriously, i just know ur fat lol
different kind of mod
fossil pond
Mop the floor with your face*
Not this inbred dude again, with autistic children, btw autistic is a sign of 0 testosterone 😅
Autistic people are wekast people on earth
wheat leaf
Autistic people are wekast people on earth
you'll learn to love yourself at some point bro dw
sharp orchid
Not this inbred dude again, with autistic children, btw autistic is a sign of 0 ...
yo you might wanna sit down for this
safe rain
Guess we Are putting analog terror in half sword now
dreamy sequoia
Thats an actual personal insult guys. Ban this kid
fossil pond
you'll learn to love yourself at some point bro dw
I love my self
fierce wedge
near grotto
Autistic people are wekast people on earth
This is factually incorrect
fossil pond
This is factually incorrect
Nope sorry to break it
sharp orchid
This is factually incorrect
puffe has CLEARLY not read of mice and men
lofty kiln
U insulted me first
near grotto
U insulted me first
Bro tattling to the teacher 😭
wheat leaf
yeah i dont think anyone would be quarreled by puffe getting banned
dreamy sequoia
Actually, I said a push up is lifting your own weight, you went on a name calling binge
fossil pond
Im glad im not autistic like 70 procent of this server
That’s why u guys love video games
Let me tell u something
fossil pond
I don’t love videos games as much as u guys
sharp orchid
Im glad im not autistic like 70 procent of this server
me when i lie
wheat leaf
Im glad im not autistic like 70 procent of this server
damn you dont even got an excuse for this behavior then you just fucked up out the box
fossil pond
damn you dont even got an excuse for this behavior then you just fucked up out t...
For my behavior ?
near grotto
Quality ragebait
wheat leaf
cant even diagnose whatever you got going on
fierce wedge
tender quest
whatever this is, just stop
soft osprey
For my behavior ?
At this point you went too far with your comments. Please relax. And everyone else move on
fierce wedge
wheat leaf
this is too much for me, i needa go cool off...
sharp orchid
floor is lava
soft osprey
this is too much for me, i needa go cool off...
No
fierce wedge
floor is lava
one man alone shows true resilience
dreamy sequoia
one man alone shows true resilience
Anti-lava shoes
sharp orchid
well now that the napalm is done im either gonna make a strafing run or a oribtal laser next
i'll make both either way
fierce wedge
soft osprey
Did you know if you had 16 kids, you’d be the parent of 16 kids
wheat leaf
Due to these cats living in cold climates they often stand on their tails to keep their toe beans warm, and that’s pretty adorable
sharp orchid
turns out the mud puddle is a little deeper
dreamy sequoia
Did you know if you had 16 kids, you’d be the parent of 16 kids
Fuck that
sharp orchid
Did you know if you had 16 kids, you’d be the parent of 16 kids
say wallahi bro
heavy coral
Wallabies
soft osprey
Yall dont even ask for a source? You just believe me? Wild
pliant crest
"why have you done this"
fierce wedge
heavy coral
Guy my nipples are excreting liquid.. is that normal?
pliant crest
Yall dont even ask for a source? You just believe me? Wild
I'll believe something.
sharp orchid
Guy my nipples are excreting liquid.. is that normal?
breast cancer
heavy coral
Damn
soft osprey
Guy my nipples are excreting liquid.. is that normal?
I was so right to bully you
heavy coral
Well it was nice knowing y’all
soft osprey
I regret stopping
wheat leaf
Guy my nipples are excreting liquid.. is that normal?
depends on the color, if its green you should scream loudly and dont stop
pliant crest
Guy my nipples are excreting liquid.. is that normal?
milking?
sharp orchid
heavy coral
Maybe if I moo it’ll make me feel better
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moooooooooo
Ok good night
Sleepy time
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
theres just so much here
pliant crest
is the camp gone?
sharp orchid
do NOT look behind you bro
dreamy sequoia
do NOT look behind you bro
Deserves to die with those clown shoes
fierce wedge
tender quest
Deserves to die with those clown shoes
thats considered drip back then
sharp orchid
Deserves to die with those clown shoes
dreamy sequoia
thats considered drip back then
Maybe if you're the jester
safe rain
do NOT look behind you bro
/explode
tender quest
dreamy sequoia
15th century drip
tender quest
i'd parry it
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
well now that the napalm is done im either gonna make a strafing run or a oribta...
fuck idk what to make next both options are enticing
dreamy sequoia
fuck idk what to make next both options are enticing
Make willie do the kamehameha
soft osprey
so the orbital laser then?
I mean now you’ve made bombs, next step is an RPG
sharp orchid
I mean now you’ve made bombs, next step is an RPG
i was planning to make that before the bombs but chrome stole my idea
dreamy sequoia
Swear someone is already working on an rpg7
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
Swear someone is already working on an rpg7
yeah chrome already made one
soft osprey
i was planning to make that before the bombs but chrome stole my idea
Chrome more like just a chrome plating worth much less than solid chrome
sharp orchid
Chrome more like just a chrome plating worth much less than solid chrome
chrome should make a cyberware mod and live up to his name
he will become chrome
soft osprey
Got em
dreamy sequoia
Someone needs to make a Romania map, impaled bodies on spikes, dude eating people at a table watching the fight
Very period correct.
sharp orchid
Someone needs to make a Romania map, impaled bodies on spikes, dude eating peopl...
i'd do that but my mod would get stolen
dreamy sequoia
i'd do that but my mod would get stolen
Sad times.
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
idk that would be pretty cool
fierce wedge
i was devestated when willie was remodeled
sharp orchid
all fun and games until he gets back up lookin like this
pliant crest
all fun and games until he gets back up lookin like this
hot
tender quest
yknow in the year or two ive been here i dont think ive ever seen you cut someon...
just for you, dont tell anyone about this
pliant crest
im sentencing you to 5 commoner bosses with no arms
bwuehhhhhhhhhhhhh
dreamy sequoia
just for you, dont tell anyone about this
Is this sword made with an editor or ingame blacksmith?
sharp orchid
Is this sword made with an editor or ingame blacksmith?
thats from the demo
pliant crest
Is this sword made with an editor or ingame blacksmith?
that is demo
dreamy sequoia
Sad
sharp orchid
dude i was a fucking psycho in demo
pliant crest
I still play demo
fierce wedge
dude i was a fucking psycho in demo
this is what they did to willie when they remodeled him
sharp orchid
this is what they did to willie when they remodeled him
they just didnt let him out of the arena after he won
wait i still need to see if those hidden rooms are in ea
sharp orchid
will you let me out?
no you gotta stay there for another 15 years until it becomes ea era
fierce wedge
they just didnt let him out of the arena after he won
sharp orchid
wait i still need to see if those hidden rooms are in ea
holy shit the hidden rooms are still in ea
pliant crest
What in the salad fingers is this shit.
tender quest
Is this sword made with an editor or ingame blacksmith?
this is the demo, not the ea version
pliant crest
this is the demo, not the ea version
He's been informed 🫦
fierce wedge
What in the salad fingers is this shit.
doctor nowhere
pliant crest
absolute salad fingers vibes.
first time I watched salad fingers, I was coming off shrooms. Lemme tell ya
Do not recommend
dreamy sequoia
Rusty spoon mod when