halfsword-chat-⚔

[slow iris]

will never understand why knights have absolutely no neck protection half of the time

[restive barn]

i guess it's only for free mode to make the game more fun to noobs or smth

[bold juniper]

has there been any leaks of the coat of arms maker that they said about? im looking forward to that

[restive barn]

no

[rotund palm]

Whats a coat of arms maker

[tender roost]

Id assume its a tool w the ourpose of making coats of arms

[rotund palm]

Whats coats of arms...

oh

its just decals

[bold juniper]

heraldry

[daring hare]

in tournaments definitely not. however during battles it was almost essential to have a good field of view, awareness matters more in battles, but when you have only 1 opponents to worry about it's better to invest in the extra facial protection, especially that most duels happened to prove a point, not to kill or permanently injure someone

[restive barn]

not in half sword it aint

[daring hare]

true

especially that the player gets to cheat in third person

[shrewd idol]

What is the "skill" stat for the NPCs in the save file

is that literally how skilled they are?

[restive barn]

no clue

[rapid pond]

there was an accidental one a while back but it was taken down

[lost rover]

Chrome try not to stab people with open face helm in the face mission: impossible

[wheat gust]

people hate living in ts city

[vital dagger]

There was a point in HS History where this lowball kind of damage to an NPC was Impressive, back in them Itch and Abyss Days

[small glen]

Overtuned blunt damage my beloved

[vital dagger]

Now you basically gotta beat a person until their skin is gone, and chop them into diced onions until you can get even a mild reaction from anybody

[small glen]

Huuuh

I mean

I don't think people care anymore because we all have seen it

[vital dagger]

"Mid gore scene"

[gusty jungle]

yea like theres 1000s of screenshots with people completly destroying willies

[small glen]

Yeah fr

Repost

[final flame]

skill correlates to the tier level, like soldier or man at arms. It should make the AI better at fighting too but idk they all seem the same

[rapid pond]

I feel like theres a noticable difference though, peasent ai just wails and knight ai kinda positions themselfs better, its small but noticeable details

[final flame]

o yea i tried to test them out to see a difference, turned up skill to like 100 but it doesnt scale like that

[hazy mural]

Hate to be a nuisance but do we have any idea at all when the next update will be

[rotund palm]

thank you for being self aware new update will probably come out in a month or less

or more

the dev team has terrible communication

the time i gave you is what i assume

people thought itd come out in medieval fest but ig not

[rapid pond]

Not idea, but what we do know though !

Theres gonna be optimisation and bug fixes alongside new content, what content ? Hopefully the missing trailer content tbh

[wheat gust]

js move cities atp bro bro

[rapid pond]

Damn

[sharp orchid]

"15 souls seek revenge"

[hazy mural]

alright thanks, i can imagine it would get annoying with everyone asking but they are radio silent about this. Least i can be is respectful

[rotund palm]

yeah usually people just claim the game is a cash grab

and htat the game got abandoned

[wheat gust]

@wispy bobcat yo idw ping you but like @lofty tapir is probably hacked and sending 18+ invite links can you kill him

oh

well can you ban him

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[hoary moat]

No announcements in way over a month my chud life

[hazy mural]

yea both of those are pretty shallow takes, They clearly care about the game and wouldn't just abandon it.

[rotund palm]

ur more intelligent than 99% of people who halve their swords

[hazy mural]

i guess you can call me a full sword

[wheat gust]

atp EVERY soul seeks revenge

[white frost]

🤔

[sharp orchid]

Just dont kill them

[hazy mural]

🤔

how ponderous

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-meme-fridge-happy-smiling-instagram-gif-7186562603442897946

[hazy mural]

is this an alternate timeline

[rotund palm]

his mod actually :)

[sharp orchid]

No it was this timeline

[rotund palm]

the modders here are cracked

[wheat gust]

btw i like your lsabers because UNLIKE a certain weapon mod

they like binegp icked up

[hazy mural]

i mean the gif

[wheat gust]

only gripe i have is that it feelsl ike im hitting someone with a bright baton and not actually cutting naything

[sharp orchid]

I wanna make an airstrike mod soon

[rotund palm]

oh yea scientists had to send probes in unknown dimensions to recover that footage

[rotund palm]

like

[hazy mural]

clearly the highest order of business

[rotund palm]

bombs from above..?

[wheat gust]

make a chainsaw mod

or a shotgun that can actually explode body parts

[sharp orchid]

I wanna add a strafing run too

[sharp orchid]

Fuck idk how to do that 😭

[white frost]

Rip

[hazy mural]

i did not see your message lol, if its that hard to treat multi facated takes as multi facated then the bar is currently sitting comfortabely deep in the earths mantle

[restive barn]

deserve it

[sharp orchid]

The bar hit rock bottom and dug down

[wheat gust]

maybe a hrose mod

[sharp orchid]

Hrose

[rotund palm]

yea thats where hell is right

[hazy mural]

close enough both are hot

well i mean i actually dont know i haven't been there

[sharp orchid]

Yeah you have dont lie

[hazy mural]

your right i saw oj down there

[wheat gust]

i cant tell if youre dodging the question or just making fun of the fact that i type too fast for my spelling

[rotund palm]

IS THAT FUCKING BOXING GLOVES

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[sharp orchid]

No im making fun of you

[hazy mural]

punch out

[rotund palm]

i remember someone posted

1 sec

[wheat gust]

ight

[wheat gust]

but actually tho

what do you think of a horse mod

[hazy mural]

isnt that on the feature list

[sharp orchid]

True it is

[wheat gust]

yeah but we got a working firearm in half sword before another update

[sharp orchid]

I dont really want to add content thats gonna be added already in the game

[ocean jackal]

cursing you with bad luck now cause i had to kill like 20 people in the abyss WITH one fuctoning arm because somehow sheers stabbed my arm and i couldnt use it

[rotund palm]

devs could learn a thing or two

[ocean jackal]

the one time sheers wanted to stab

[wheat gust]

well when it does get added you can just fuggedababoutit

[hazy mural]

i think a horse might be pushing it

a horse is like 1 horsepower

[hazy mural]

thats a lot of power

[wheat gust]

yeah but we have lightsabers

[white frost]

Animals in general ig

[wheat gust]

and rifles

[tiny aspen]

When is the next update anyway

[wheat gust]

god knows

[ocean jackal]

when the time comes

[white frost]

Soon

[wheat gust]

its a fully physics based game

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/hump-bunny-sus-rabbit-gif-26223620

[white frost]

Actually no ask @ocean jackal

[hazy mural]

well what else aside from a horse and maybe like a pig on slums

[loud pivot]

has anyone tried using the scythe

[white frost]

a bear.

[wheat gust]

last time someone made a phyiscs based game in unreal engine they made a joke about it having bad optimization in the mmo dlc

[loud pivot]

above 140kg of weight

holy shit the scythe becomes GODLIKE

[restive barn]

??

[hazy mural]

that would fuck

[restive barn]

also hi chat

[loud pivot]

it just DESTROYS people

[rotund palm]

half sword team

[white frost]

a bear mauling you as your other mercenaries try to save you

How would that feel

LOL

[wheat gust]

soon i will be able to be jacked, riding a bear in full golkden armor whilst wielding a shotgun and a rainbow lightsaber

in halfsword

[restive barn]

how would they learn from a boxing glove mod

[ocean jackal]

demo scythe jst stinks dude since its only on the boss AND when you use modded it just has so much weight on its tip you cant even swing it around

its so annoying

[rotund palm]

thatd be cool

[sharp orchid]

Make it a quest the innkeeper gives you

[wheat gust]

or better, getting a bear to maul other people

[rotund palm]

also the effects... SFX.... and the gmod map

[loud pivot]

wtf do you mean

[sharp orchid]

Half sword isnt set in russia

[loud pivot]

demo scythe was the instant kill weapon of doom

[white frost]

im better be getting more than 500 then

😭

[loud pivot]

EA scythe is the weak one

[restive barn]

??? how would they learn from that

[wheat gust]

so are you adding to the idea or nah

[ocean jackal]

on the PLAYERS side, im surpised it has even decapiated before

[rotund palm]

ITS AN EXAMPLE OF GOOD GAME DESIGN

[sharp orchid]

No i edited those in post video

[hazy mural]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.stocktrekimages.com%2Fmedia%2Fmrh600009p-Neanderthal-humans-confronted-by-a-cave-bear.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=e33edcd53daf1ef6770341990dd5db0b34e7c48d28d4831081d6850ea981eec1
cant send images so

[rotund palm]

ik ik

[white frost]

cool

[sharp orchid]

I could add them in game but thats annoying

[loud pivot]

You've been using it wrong then, use it like the AI (put it behind them and walk backwards) and it instantly cut enemies in half lmao

[sharp orchid]

And im too lazy

[white frost]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.stocktrekimages.com%2Fmedia%2Fmrh600009p-Neanderthal-humans-confronted-by-a-cave-bear.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=e33edcd53daf1ef6770341990dd5db0b34e7c48d28d4831081d6850ea981eec1

[restive barn]

in WHAT WAY bro

[white frost]

oh

[hazy mural]

how that would feel

[ocean jackal]

boxing gloves in a medival game

[rotund palm]

WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY ON SLUMS WHERE U SLAM INTO SHIT OR PLAY ON SOMETHING MORE familiar?

[ocean jackal]

or something

i guess

[loud pivot]

I'm not defending these guys being literal nimrods but the gmod map was actually extremely well optimised in terms of map geometry and lighting tbf

[wheat gust]

even better

[loud pivot]

it was a good mod map

[wheat gust]

what if we add like whatever animal

[white frost]

willies in a beggar rank when they encounter a bear in the forest:

[hazy mural]

i want a pig in slums that you can slam willies into

[sharp orchid]

All the modded maps have good optimization

[restive barn]

he got the model from somewhere else he didn't make it

[loud pivot]

no

[sharp orchid]

Except tiaga

[loud pivot]

yeah im aware

[restive barn]

[rotund palm]

i wish the slums map were bigger

[ocean jackal]

pig physics new update

[white frost]

map variants..?

[hazy mural]

you know you can go across to the village

[rotund palm]

i hope they change it to be a farm field and its a pig pen we are fighting on

[loud pivot]

I can see why people would say they could learn but it doesn't change the fact its a way simpler map with less elements to it

[wheat gust]

93 kg baron with a setr of chainmail vs bear

[sharp orchid]

Man i hit THIRTY fps in there and I hit 70 in the gmod ones

[restive barn]

true

[rotund palm]

yes but its still very small for me

[restive barn]

the trees don't have lod variations fyi

[wheat gust]

btw how do you spawn willies in custom maps

[hazy mural]

fair just making sure

[rotund palm]

itd be atleast 1.5x bigger than yard

[restive barn]

you can use half sword enhancer

[white frost]

technically there is already a barn in the slums map

with like 4 small rooms

[civic jay]

whats up guys?

[sharp orchid]

You just raised that man in a barn

[rotund palm]

hi

[wheat gust]

any other way?

also are yo uworking on a new weapon

[civic jay]

hello

[white frost]

wassup

[hazy mural]

imagine trying to grab willie and uprooting a carrot and a squelling hog rams into you and shatters your legs

[civic jay]

wana se somthing spod?

[rotund palm]

EXACTLY

[white frost]

"raised" but you actually meant it by raising him high up in the air LOL

[rotund palm]

sure what is it

[sharp orchid]

Accurate medival life

[hazy mural]

average day in frankfurt

[white frost]

god i would love that

i would do anything to see animal warfare in halfsword

[wheat gust]

i swear i genuinely didnt mean to stab him there

[hazy mural]

but it would probably send a nasa pc into hell

[civic jay]

i cant send it idk why

[wheat gust]

throwing a feral hog at a willie

[sharp orchid]

Yeah you did dont lie

[thin plume]

yes

[rotund palm]

you need to have a higher level

[white frost]

yeah they are gonna have to work for awhile adding these types of animals

[vital dagger]

I poopied in my pantsies

[thin plume]

okay

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481114248548712508/1490915636400885781/togif-4.gif

[hazy mural]

boy will they

[civic jay]

bruh

[hazy mural]

at least they have the horse rig

[thin plume]

kik

[wheat gust]

stabbing with the lsaber is hard smitor

[white frost]

4-8 months 💀

[rotund palm]

dms

[thin plume]

nam

[rotund palm]

ill send it here

[sharp orchid]

Its hard to stab in general

[hazy mural]

say what you want about hs devs but they do deliver

[restive barn]

yes

[thin plume]

gig

[wheat gust]

any hints

[hazy mural]

can we have a cannon

[white frost]

anyways would you guys want an alligator in EA

[hazy mural]

as the founding fathers intended

[rotund palm]

i bet itll take them a year if it took them 4 to perfect the willie movement and rigging

[hazy mural]

WHERE WOULD IT GO

[thin plume]

gaf

[rotund palm]

a year to add ALL the animals

[sharp orchid]

Feed him a Willie and keep it as a pet

[thin plume]

show meh ur welleh

[hazy mural]

walk to the village in slums and an alligator mauls you and does a deathroll

[white frost]

WHO KNOWS

we need alligators to bite willies and drag them around

[wheat gust]

one thing i hate is how wobbly your and every willie is in hs

[wheat gust]

imagine how hilarious it would be to see a willie fly at you at mach FUCK because a giraffe kicked him in the nuts

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m15nbnt2HMDDgJ9mp?invite=cr-MSwyRGcsNDI2NzUzNTE4

old ass demo clip but it works in ea too

[wheat gust]

like sometimes i run diagonally because a weapon isnt directly in the front of me like a fucking pin

[hazy mural]

brother at this point we might as well rename it to madagscar: lost with willie

[restive barn]

i used to upload cinematics to my medal account

should i upload more

[thin plume]

HI

[white frost]

yeah probably

[wheat gust]

sorry its just that animals were mentioned

[white frost]

animal warfare in HS when

🤔

[rotund palm]

thats why hes considered the king of pop music

[hazy mural]

remember when boris demanded that a dog species be erradicated

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-fnaf-jumpscare-nsKF6b978RU7U6I9Ra

[stray carbon]

this is crazy

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[rotund palm]

LEBRON GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAYYYYYYYYY

[restive barn]

simple map modding

what is crazy is my space exploration map

or my spellbook

or my tank

[thin plume]

BRO

[restive barn]

mods

[sharp orchid]

You should release those maps for ea

[restive barn]

in half sword

[restive barn]

when im done optimising and shit

[thin plume]

PO

[hazy mural]

you tell us these things knowing full well its like a grand wizard telling a bunch of 5 year olds a grandmaster spell

[sharp orchid]

This is gonna be so peak when I make my airstrike mod

[white frost]

LMAO

[sharp orchid]

This and guns makes it modern warfare 2

[restive barn]

good luck it's gonna be a tough task

[restive barn]

probably

probably not actually\

[honest shale]

did the developer take the money anhd run?

[restive barn]

no

[hazy mural]

NO

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/backhand-hoodwinked--k01KPWCMN1CYDCZW43EPW567EH8

[hazy mural]

FOR THE LAST TIME

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-zamn-gif-23633186

we got another one

💀

[honest shale]

lol

[restive barn]

what do we think of my new shield

[white frost]

anyways hru

[hazy mural]

that is what a buckler is in the hood

[sharp orchid]

Terrible, it looks like it wont block AT ALL

[rotund palm]

words never uttered by half sword devs

[white frost]

how about mine

[restive barn]

hood poleaxe

[rotund palm]

you better include "shrink helmet" when the gore system gets implemented

actually I BEG YOU

[hazy mural]

what in the fuck is your problem your goatedness

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[restive barn]

or this lmao

[white frost]

DUDEEEE

WHEN

[sharp orchid]

Oh you fucker

[stray carbon]

💀

[white frost]

WHEN IS THIS GONNA BE OUT

[restive barn]

wdym by shrink helmet? like literally shrink helmets?

[rotund palm]

okay so

[hazy mural]

HOW

[rotund palm]

a skit in wizards with guns mention this

[sharp orchid]

I was gonna make this 😭

[hazy mural]

i swear this mf can do anything

[rotund palm]

where the wizard shrinks the metal helmet of a soldier while hes still wearing it

[stray carbon]

man i want that mod where it brings the old willie back into ea

[rotund palm]

and the guys head gets crushed

[restive barn]

jesus

[wheat gust]

how the hell would that even work

explosions arent ingame

[white frost]

a

[rotund palm]

YOU NEED TO IMPLEMENT THIS WHEN THEY IMPLEMENT THE OLD GORE SYSTEM THAT ALLOWS HEADS TO EXPLODE

[white frost]

you guys ever get tired fighting here

[sharp orchid]

Why wait

[rotund palm]

yes bro

[rotund palm]

i mean its not really crushing the head in that sense

[sharp orchid]

Fight in space instead

[white frost]

we might as well fight in a canal or in one of the house 💔

[rotund palm]

all ur gonna see is an instantly very bloody willie head and his helmet popping off slightly smaller

[white frost]

would be cool

[rotund palm]

YEA

SLUMS IS THE MOST USELESS MAP IN THE GAME

[sharp orchid]

Dont diss the poo slide like that

[white frost]

no..

its useful, because of the shit pit

[rotund palm]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[hazy mural]

poopoo pee pee funny map 10/10

dont diss

[rotund palm]

yea useful if you wanna eat shit and die...

thats what happens in the slums

[sharp orchid]

Just eat the shit without dying

[white frost]

it would be cool if this gets expanded later on

adding more variants to the slums

[rotund palm]

yea

i wish the maps were way bigger

like open world even

[hazy mural]

imagine you could fast travel to diff maps

[sharp orchid]

They did that on launch and that didnt end well

[rotund palm]

and the optimisation would be fine if they just stop rendering stuff if its not seen by the camera which im sure isnt whats happening

[rotund palm]

YEA

[sharp orchid]

It actually is doing camera culling

You just cant see it cuz you aren't looking at it

[rotund palm]

FULL RELEASE SHOULD HAVE MULTIPLE LOCATIONS WITH THEIR OWN MAPS AND THEIR OWN STYLES OF ARMOR AND WEAPONRY

[pastel needle]

I really don't understand this progression system. Do i need to beat the tourney to progress to the next stage?

[white frost]

yeah

[south socket]

hi, can someone explain me what the "F" exactly does?? i dont understand xd

[pastel needle]

I'm stuck on the Peasent rank for 2 irl days

[hazy mural]

yes

[rotund palm]

WHY IS THE FRAMERATE SO BAD THEN

[hazy mural]

get mercs

[rotund palm]

arrow time

[white frost]

The slums has alot of potential for that

[rotund palm]

it slows time down

[sharp orchid]

Cuz its unreal engine 5

[pastel needle]

Do mercs work in the tourney?

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-gourmand-rainworld-rainworlddownpour-gourmand-rain-world-gif-334975944636530946

[hazy mural]

thats like their entire purpose

[pastel needle]

Bruh i didn't know that

[south socket]

only? cause i get tired when i do it

[hazy mural]

all good brosky

[rotund palm]

yeah arrow time tires you up

[white frost]

A canal..? Someon's roof..? A garbage pit..? an Open Sewer Junction..? hell even a makeshift market

[rotund palm]

its so you cant abuse it

[pastel needle]

Is there a specific fight type that gives more progression than the rest

Or all of them do the same

[south socket]

so is only slow mo

[hazy mural]

different weapons and weights, aside from that the same

[rotund palm]

ALL

[rotund palm]

yea

[pastel needle]

Kk, big thanks for the info

[south socket]

okey, thx

[white frost]

a canal is honestly golden

LOL

peak beggar experience

[wheat gust]

what map mod is ts ts

[fossil pond]

Hello

[restive barn]

mod

[fossil pond]

i want mods can someone help me

for the demo

[rapid pond]

I think our character will slaughter the hell out of the jester in the futur

I mean

HE stays in our inn while serving the baron

HE transformed the towers into a spiked filled dangerroom

And HE built the fools wheel, how the hell do we not want to kill him

[fossil pond]

?

tell me

[restive barn]

barely any mods exist for demo

i guess map mods work

[fossil pond]

does any other work

[restive barn]

don't know

[fossil pond]

i bought the early access yesterday but today i refunded it

cuz it was boring

[restive barn]

dude WHY WOULD YOU DO THATTTT

[fossil pond]

idk

but i i will get my money back so

[restive barn]

can u like

[fossil pond]

thats good

[restive barn]

buy it again

[fossil pond]

yeah why fuck wouldnt i ?

i will buy in future bro

[restive barn]

idk

[fossil pond]

ye

[idle viper]

https://tenor.com/view/exit-scammed-gif-10242920889666906800

[rapid pond]

Not only do i laught at you for your embeded failure, i also will laught at you for trying to get attention that bad

[nova raptor]

Beating the beggar boss is so fun jajaajajajajwhahahah

[rapid pond]

Commoner boss deserves 3 times this

[nova raptor]

[rapid pond]

This guy is the antichrist

[nova raptor]

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I DID THAT BUT FORGOT TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT

[rapid pond]

Commoner boss ALONE ruined all of my runs

[nova raptor]

Fr dude who the hell even loves that

[rapid pond]

If i could, i'd pit the demo commoner boss vs the ea baron

See who is better

And then put demo baron vs ea baron cause they are actually interestingly different

[sharp orchid]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/273

[dark thistle]

lucerne!

[wheat gust]

i wonder if itll worjk

[ocean jackal]

me personally and this only works like 50% of the time

i either use commoners sword alone

or

i pick

peasent

and use pitchfork

[lost rover]

EA willies vs Demo willies

[steady linden]

that doesnt really make much sense
the PC isnt there against their will, they can leave/retire any time they want
they came willingly as a mercenary/tournament fighter. they would basically just be killing their employer

[lost rover]

EA baron vs Demo baron

[ocean jackal]

you would not know how many people would wanna do that these days

[steady linden]

yeah i would im one of them

[ocean jackal]

LOLL im doing spoilance peasent right now and

two willies were like holding hands

and walking slowly

[steady linden]

love wins

[ocean jackal]

they were trying to pick up a willie who like fell but was doing the mercy thing

[wheat gust]

why is ts so gigantic

[ocean jackal]

[wheat gust]

ea willies have more abilities but demo willies have more durability

they can get grabbed by the neck and not choke

they can get kicked in the nuts and nothing happens

[ocean jackal]

wait

demo willies

can get choked

holy shit im trying that

[wheat gust]

yeah but like choking on their own lbood

[wheat gust]

im talkign about like tightenign the grip around one's neck

and reducing air flow

ea willies do have more variety but demo willies have more immunity to certain things

theyre more determined

ea willies vary

maybe one could be short

one could be tall

one could be buff one could be thin

not to mention demo willies have more stamnam

but dont have that jacked variety

[rotund palm]

wth is the fools wheel

[wheat gust]

personally i think its like a tie

like both have ways to win if its a bare handed fight

but both will be like in critical condition after winning

demo willie is like marginally more probable to fin a fight agaisnt an ea willie

becuase hes not ugly

bruises dont really do much

he doesnt have those weaknesses you have to liek actually target the head

but he smore naked

[rapid pond]

Literraly 4 canons attached to eachother

Still wip rn

[wheat gust]

so basically lorewise everything teased i nthe ea trailer is canon and in the game

im jealous

[rotund palm]

ohhhh

[pastel needle]

What's the button to kick?

[rotund palm]

space

[pastel needle]

But he just jumps on space

[rotund palm]

...

[pastel needle]

Is there anywhere to change keybinds?

[rotund palm]

tap space

not press it for 2 seconds

[pastel needle]

When in no armor he jumps, when i wear something heavier then he performs a kick/lunge

[wheat gust]

ok so

dont hold space

tap it

if it still jumps even if you tap space then its your keyboard

[pastel needle]

Ah i see

Many thanks

[wheat gust]

np

[pastel needle]

How do i unlock the shoulder and vambraces slot on my character?

It's red rn

[gleaming lodge]

Buns sword

[heavy stump]

remove jack chains

[gleaming lodge]

remove jack chains

[soft osprey]

Remove jack chains

[pastel needle]

What are jack chains?

The hauberk?

[soft osprey]

Arming doublet

Arm chains

[gleaming lodge]

Arming doublet

[pastel needle]

But if i remove the arming doublet then i can't put on the leg armor

[lost rover]

Why does this guy look like a viltrumite bro

An angry one at that

[gleaming lodge]

He doesnt

[soft osprey]

No, you need the arming doublet, go to the armorer when he appears and have him remove the chains

[lost rover]

😡

[pastel needle]

Ohhhh

I'll try that in a bit

Yeah it worked, thanks

[quaint ingot]

he just looks like a pissed off boxer

[gleaming lodge]

You're welcome

[lost rover]

I wish there was a dismemberment toggler

Evil boxier

[ocean jackal]

possible survival chance?

[ocean jackal]

^

like would he be able to get back up or somethign

[safe crest]

has it just been radio silence on the updates since the last one?

[wheat gust]

idk

[light siren]

is this game ever getting an update or is it dead?

[safe crest]

soon (probably)

[ocean jackal]

it most likely is

geting a update soon

to clarify

[safe crest]

the last update was fucking shit ngl. i dont want my weapons to phase through me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083849187269017622/1245487102452301905/welaSILO.gif

[light siren]

okay thanks, 2 months no update nad i thought that they abandoned it

[ocean jackal]

half sword probably will never get abanonded (atleast the main version) and if it did it would be annouced

[safe crest]

the big dog is typing 🤤

[little verge]

Larger update added fixes and new content. It's cooking.

[light siren]

okay thank you 🙂

[safe crest]

need options in freemode to choose enemy weapons, maps and time of day

that would be awesome

https://tenor.com/view/dipole-auntie-raptured-my-auntie-was-raptured-gif-2171439813560569017

[lost rover]

Give him a wheelchair and a couple pills of paracetamol

Should be fine

[ocean jackal]

pretty sure abyss demo had that but who the hell is playing that

[safe crest]

i dont think so

[ocean jackal]

yes when i had no clue when the steam demo existed i use to play it

[safe crest]

ive played every demo version i dont remember being able to customise enemies

[grave pecan]

make it a toggle and everyone will be at peace once again

[ocean jackal]

there were not many option to choose

[grave pecan]

also nice profile picture

oliver sucks

[safe crest]

hes pretty cool

[safe crest]

hes not like that in comics

[safe crest]

idk why he thinks hes such a cool strong guy in show

hes a chud

chudiver

[ocean jackal]

protien with that white sauce

[grave pecan]

oliver keeps going after people 50x stronger than him

he had one rule in the 7th episode bro

[ocean jackal]

baron vs omni man

close fight

omni man loweky dead tho

[safe crest]

yup buuuuuuuut in the comics he didnt see thraggs strength beforehand

still stupid behaviour but a little less stupid

[ocean jackal]

brah brah

[rapid pond]

Omni man vs commoner boss

[safe crest]

im not going to say anything that will happen to oliver in future but he will become more ( a little more) likeable 😋

[ocean jackal]

might lose due to his lack of armor

[rapid pond]

All of invincible vs the half sword lord tourney

[ocean jackal]

but the huge axe decapation chance

holy

[rapid pond]

Thats the beggar boss

[ocean jackal]

this include space racer's gun thing

or wtv

[safe crest]

put gore on max and poke omni man with an axe

[ocean jackal]

oh shit

[ocean jackal]

LOL

[rapid pond]

Space racers gun vs tower shield

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gunk-bob-gunkbob-gunk-bob-death-death-of-gunk-bob-sponge-bob-rip-plushy-gif-12360090019987336522

[rapid pond]

All of the invincible crew vs a singular beggar tier willie

[grave pecan]

they gotta buff the EA baron

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-invincible-yamcha-pose-invincible-season-3-mark-grayson-gif-3657207390939899963

[rapid pond]

It relies heavily on the blunt damage

But he is a bitch. He KEEPS THRUSTING

His sword really needs greatsword grip to be the best sword in the game tbh

[grave pecan]

demo baron had damage protection

like

[rapid pond]

X2 damage protection yea

[grave pecan]

they gotta bring that back

[ocean jackal]

[grave pecan]

a poleaxe hit to his head is genuinely enough to take him down

[rapid pond]

They could via giving its armor x2 damage reduction instead of the willie inside again

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-164259582336575534

[rapid pond]

Hey @little verge just wanna ask if you knew about the vanishing poleaxe bug ?

Where they just vanish kinda randomly when picking them up/switching hands

Do the devs know about it ?

[safe crest]

probably

but ive never seen that happen

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/indeed-6--k01KQ7YF28Q9SQCCSGM5PM2400R

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/rabies-rabid-foaming-at-the-mouth-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-10883141

[rapid pond]

Real nice :D

[safe crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1456747265866596405/1462213483537109124/gif.gif

[rapid pond]

It happens when you need them the most.

[safe crest]

i use swords because im cool

[rapid pond]

Goated

[little verge]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[safe crest]

i think that gif deserves to be seen by all eyes

it should be put on a billboard

[grave pecan]

i think both works

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1474103283730747567/1496840151366766673/ChatGPT_Image_1_mar_2026_02_24_08.gif

hope he gets buffed bro

biggest fraud ever

[rapid pond]

He already has the best armor in the game (beside spaulders and no hosen for some reasons), i think he doesnt need more buffs than the usual champion willie

[grave pecan]

i mean well

hes the final boss

its just stupid for him to go down in one hit

[rapid pond]

Potentially not

Theres a duke tier

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-surprised-jumanji-shock-the-rock-gif-11392523

[rapid pond]

I mean like

[grave pecan]

isnt that the tier where we become the baron tho?

[rapid pond]

If the next tier does give us "duke"

[rapid pond]

Its just called baron but if ive read correctly theres baron and duke

[grave pecan]

i mean he is the final boss at the moment

[rapid pond]

So maybe duke is like the current baron but renamed or sum

Isk

[rapid pond]

True

Understood

Make him a tungsten block

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

id love that

[rapid pond]

10t tungsten block

Immovable force vs unstoppable object

[quaint ingot]

hmm

[frail veldt]

he's still human though (or a willie, however you see it) personally i get a little annoyed at how champions are ridiculously resistant to injury

[tranquil lantern]

We ALL love editing our saves

[quaint ingot]

I’ve only given myself a gun so far

soon it’ll also be a lightsaber

once the mod downloads

[wheat leaf]

spob no 😭

how could you do this to him, all he tryna do is fry the damn patties and feed bikini bottom man

[safe crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1488874333442019328/1497257622716547142/goldensigma.gif

[quaint ingot]

time to buy 2 weapons I don’t care to lose

[wheat leaf]

ohhh your one of them scamers 😡

[safe crest]

yes

[quaint ingot]

why am I in the cellar with no ai

[safe crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228110250692055061/1472636250296029340/Dude_Please_Stop_GIF.gif

[wheat leaf]

mods, put toothpicks under his toenails and make him kick doors

[safe crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1470516372151865579/1495158262843179018/giphy.gif

[wheat leaf]

you think your so drippy with your gucci shirt huh

[safe crest]

indeed

[wheat leaf]

aint even a loui vuton sidebag 🙄

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-minion-freaky-minion-gif-14066935194263314558

[quaint ingot]

I wonder if I can make a gun into armor

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/punpun-gif-14067169711777553031

[safe crest]

3r4fr3finufrewhu9i8rwefhui8wefiuh

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dance-dance-dog-dog-dance-gif-8210878118751222541

[wheat leaf]

amen

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-ears-our-living-world-staring-looking-at-you-wolf-gif-15393179015803652437

[quaint ingot]

gonna give myself another gun

[safe crest]

thats me btw

[thin plume]

show meh uh willeh

[quaint ingot]

I should now have a lightsaber and a new gun

ok never mind

I have a pistol combined with a messer and a lightsaber with a mace

I ain’t selling them

[wheat leaf]

lowk first thing i thought after they released me from felony unregistered firearm possession

[quaint ingot]

can’t have too many guns

ok I see that modding weapons into my inventory is only good if it’s a shield

[wheat leaf]

man i check this discord like once a week at best and every time the mods get more complex, not complaining

much faster and steadier progress than anything the devs got going on atp

[quaint ingot]

yeah

[soft osprey]

Well yeah theyre just custom weapons not an entire game

[sleek gull]

Gotta admit. I'm honestly surprised that Steam Medieval Fest came and went, and there was nothing from the HS Team to capitalize on it.

[quaint ingot]

I have 2 guns now

[safe crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083849187269017622/1245487102452301905/welaSILO.gif

[quaint ingot]

just shot my foot

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/iq-to-high-iq-to-high-dumbass-gif-8703840328342123411

[soft osprey]

It’s at the point I would be more surprised they capitalized on a good opportunity rather than not

[rare hearth]

i have a feeling next update in july

july has all the good shit, gta 6, black flag resynced, spider man movie

would make sense for halfsword update

[sleek gull]

I'm assuming they are sticking to, "We've been burned before, and we not going to burn ourselves again". Which I totally understand, and don't blame them for it. But ya know...MEEEE!!! and all that.

[rare hearth]

or june idk

[soft osprey]

The perfect time to put something out to get lost in the storm of games coming out

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-mogging-the-deep-mog-mogging-the-boys-gif-5412290922699275231

i lowkey dont care about a update right now

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-alan-becker-minecraft-bedwars-green-alan-becker-gif-4665903153528542739

[grave pecan]

it will come out when its done and thats all i know and will know

[rare hearth]

yes

[soft osprey]

Examina be like

[rare hearth]

a bad opportunity

[sleek gull]

I have Windrose keeping me entertained. So i'm not too worried atm. However Medieval Fest was a prime opportunity to at least give another verbal update. Shame if they are still in their feelings about how people reacted previously.

[grave pecan]

i have half sword mods and many more to keep me entertained so im pretty okay with waiting

modding is currently rising with cool mods

[soft osprey]

I just got xenoverse 2 and have been playing that nonstop. I haven’t touched halfsword in a good minute unfortunately

After getting all the baron pieces it fell off

[sleek gull]

Unfortunately, none of the mods i've seen recently appeal to me.

[quaint ingot]

hmm tad low

[rare hearth]

i have from ac1 through 3

gonna finish them all soon tho

[soft osprey]

I still need to beat cyberpunk also

I just have too many games im playing at once

[quaint ingot]

I own majority other than shadows

[soft osprey]

And then the flip side when I scroll my steam library for 5 hours and then shut off my pc

[sleek gull]

Guns don't belong in my opinion.
The weird maps people create don't appeal to me
Cool weapons don't fix the broken weapon movement
And things that make the player character wacky or god like aren't my kind of thing.

So for the most part, the modding scene missed me completely.

[quaint ingot]

at origins they shoulda quit

[rare hearth]

you got light saber mod and the force mod

[grave pecan]

most modders arent probaly gonna fix the devs error so

[grave pecan]

And things that make the player character wacky or god like aren't my kind of thing.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-sad-pose-sitting-gif-9318275533357711246

read bro ❤️‍🩹

[rare hearth]

light saber doesnt make you god or wacky

[wheat leaf]

dont downplay the amount of strenuous hours and 16 hour days our modmakers put into making this community run

[rare hearth]

the force makes u jedi

[sullen wagon]

guns are a brief novelty, the maps can be nifty but ultimately aren't anything special, the cool weapons can be good but most are either ridiculous or anachronistic, and the body modification is only fun for so long

[grave pecan]

Cool weapons don't fix the broken weapon movement

[sleek gull]

I'm not into things that give an advantage like magic or the force.

And while I am a super nerd for Lightsabers, they still don't fix the broken combat

[soft osprey]

I genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcasm 😭

[sleek gull]

This 100%

[rare hearth]

ok

[grave pecan]

i think the mods are pretty fun
even if they make you overpowered or someshit theyre fun

im hyped for armor mods

[sleek gull]

Clothing Mods would excite me.

[wheat leaf]

100% mods are pretty simple comparitively, but still gotta give it to said modmakers for the kind of stuff they have accomplished so far

[rare hearth]

idk feels like youre quite over reacting, its not like the combat is extremely broken or unplayable

[sleek gull]

For me, Demo and EA are night and day. for my personal tastes and play style, it is nearly unplayable.

[rare hearth]

fair nuff

[sleek gull]

The second my sword flips and flops and phases through me, is when I turn the game off.

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah for sure, mods undoubtedly hold up like every games community that has mods for the game

[grave pecan]

whats wrong with no collisions tho

[wheat leaf]

thats the tricky part, cause you can be completely proficient in EA gameplay as an offensive fighter, its defensive fighting thats lacking much more in EA, attacks are quite consistent but parries and blocks just arent working as they used to

[soft osprey]

Skyrim and fallout wouldnt be anywhere as popular as they are without being able to mod

[sleek gull]

It takes away your control and intent.

[grave pecan]

elaborate on that cuz im not understanding your point agaisnt no collisions

[soft osprey]

My favorite thing to do in Skyrim is mod it to not be Skyrim

[wheat leaf]

garry's mod? would be a forgotten shell

[grave pecan]

why are you red

[sleek gull]

When I make a cut and the sword twists and spins, and phases through my body, I am not in control of it. And it can be pretty random where it will reestablish control for you.

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-your-nuts-i-think-your-green-green-humor-gif-7815312132733072643

didnt find a red one

[grave pecan]

fair

[wheat leaf]

the mods made me mad so i cut my nitro funding, effectively crippling the staff's income

had to show em whos boss

[grave pecan]

mods get paid?

[wheat leaf]

thats what nitro boosting does

i pay to boost the server, the boost money goes to the staff

[soft osprey]

and because of that they reduced my salary by $400 so I now have to pay $400 to moderate

[rare hearth]

and you're too poor to pay 400 so now you're in debt

[wheat leaf]

the wellbeing of the modteam is at the mercy of my mouse clicks, feels good to be powerful

[soft osprey]

Halfsword games is EVIL

[wheat leaf]

i hope they add beer in the next update though

[wheat leaf]

that was a neat lil bind, very niiice

[quaint ingot]

is it bad I’m only able to shoot the ai in the dick

[wise halo]

Tomato my friend

[small glen]

Oh dude

If you had a spike at the end

That'd be smooth

[wheat leaf]

Now how have you got thrust stance to work again with 1h’s?

Or is that just smooth double clicks

[spark axle]

I use the disable auto parry mod so that it stops pulling the point offline, then just got good at double click stabs

[quaint ingot]

fucking hell the only spot I hit

[wheat leaf]

Smart, you make em look quite clean

[spark axle]

I have spent an ungodly amount of time working on these rapiers so it feels quite natural now, but I would definitely prefer the old alt stab positions to come back

[wheat leaf]

i kinda like the new alt position for parries, helps with overheads

[rapid pond]

Guys im about to restart my save with a few rules, what do you think ?

-Can only obtain from stealing

-No stealing from mercs and champions

-No stealing ANYTHING in a tourney

-Cant use the trader, weaponsmith, and armor crafter

-I have to go to the abyss each time i get blood on my hands

-No polearms

[rapid pond]

-Can sell but not buy equipement

-cant modify armor

Just adding these

[outer minnow]

So can use trader but only for selling then

[rapid pond]

Yea, just to be able to manage my inventory and not have it be looking like a garbage truck

[outer minnow]

Nah, make that part of the challenge

[rapid pond]

Unless you want me to have a garbage truck of an inventory

[rapid pond]

Hell hea

Will do

-No trading at all

And obviously

No insuring

Insuring is for bitches

[outer minnow]

One other thing you could do, no healing, since you’ll heal eventually, probably

[rare hearth]

cant steal from champions

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/j-crow-bird-stare-crow-stare-gif-16177202957159829552

[outer minnow]

Says that

[rapid pond]

Already said you dum

[rare hearth]

oh

[rapid pond]

Reading comprehension of a tadc fan :3

[rare hearth]

i only read mercs

[rapid pond]

Yea no worries

[rare hearth]

whats tadc

[rapid pond]

Amazing digital circus

Nice series with a horrible community

[outer minnow]

You should add no healing at the innkeeper

[rapid pond]

Fans sucks, show is nice if you like i have no mouth and i must scream and truman show

[outer minnow]

Cause you’ll heal eventually

Probably

[rapid pond]

I cant really, cause i HAVE to seek the dead, so i have to sleep (and heal) one moment or another

Plus i'll probably sleep to get some better mercs sometimes

[outer minnow]

True

[quaint ingot]

shot him in the head

[rapid pond]

Why is that disturbing for some reasons

[outer minnow]

Btw, have you ever had a merc survive losing an arm, like they stay employed?

[rapid pond]

I had one survive a throat slit once

And a broken arm

[outer minnow]

Yeah, but having their arm cut off

[quaint ingot]

Probably from the perspective and no audio

[rapid pond]

Nah i usually only employed mercs at armor levels

[outer minnow]

I’ve had a guy survive

He had good armor, he just got unlucky

[rapid pond]

Low level mercs just suck too much to be worth dumping cash into

I just get 2 so i can use a crossbow kost of the earlier tiers

[outer minnow]

He was man at arms rank

Just got unlucky

[rapid pond]

My loadout in the early game is usually crossbow + messer

I can shoot a dude in the ass and cut another afterward

[outer minnow]

The thing is, he became unusable for a night, his name became red, but once I rested he was able to be used again

I’ve never had that happen before or after that time

[outer minnow]

Meh, mine is a rake until I find a scythe

And then it’s scythe until I get a poleaxe

[sand herald]

Catch

[outer minnow]

He did in fact, catch it

[rapid pond]

But since i cannot use one, i'll probably go

Early game - crossbow + messer

Mid game - sword + mace + rondel

End game - sword + mace + shields + hafted + rondel

[outer minnow]

Scythe isn’t a polearm

Doesn’t technically count I think

[rapid pond]

I mean, i should probably have just said

No meta weapon as in nothing that i can also use as a bonkstick from 3 meters away

[wheat leaf]

bro tried ducking out of the way of the camera

[outer minnow]

You could halfsword the weapon

Make it so that it’s close

[rapid pond]

Are you playing on a bed ?

[quaint ingot]

forgot it does that

[quaint ingot]

yeah

[rapid pond]

Nah, imma go up close and personal

[rapid pond]

Comfiness beats metagaming i see

[wheat leaf]

man surely you can get some kinda recording software

literally just hit windows key and G and you get built in software

[quaint ingot]

I have one but didn’t feel like emailing myself

[rapid pond]

Steam has its own recording software if you want a quick and easy way

[rapid pond]

Oh hea i forgor you dont have discord i think ?

I forgor why

[quaint ingot]

Blocked

from my microsoft account

[rapid pond]

Weird

[rapid pond]

You can download discord outside of microsoft store though ?

It is its standalone app

[quaint ingot]

tried but can’t login

[rapid pond]

Even with forgoten password thing ?

Thats strange

[quaint ingot]

no can’t get to the thing to login

[deep shale]

its a website

which could be visited

[deep shale]

what planet is this guy on

[outer minnow]

Me up close and personal with all my weapons because I don’t know how to use any long handled weapons in anything but halfsword stance:

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-13392138837084579216

[rapid pond]

Geniually try, its really fun to learn how to judge ranges, try with the 0.02 kg polaxe in free mode

No idea how the devs managed that

[rapid pond]

Are you in a region where discord might be potentially blocked ?

Have you tried some sneaky hacky ?

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/bmxstreets-gif-3286655487625231793

[rapid pond]

Yes, and thank you for the armory mod

[near grotto]

33 more months

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/patch-patchie-mordhau-patchie-when-when-patchie-gif-25948088

[rapid pond]

You just pushed it back 1 more month

[outer minnow]

Or I could just continue to short range bonk with weapons not meant for that

[quaint ingot]

in the US so it shouldn’t be

[rapid pond]

I mean i guess

[wheat leaf]

never

[quaint ingot]

ok found a way

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/bmxstreets-gif-2789823255497140970

[rapid pond]

Try to find the heroic usually indian guy that can fix even the most obscure bugs for some reasons

[quaint ingot]

just need to figure out what tf my password is

[rapid pond]

Let us parleth rather than perishen

[rapid pond]

You can just hit forgot password and create a new one tbh

[quaint ingot]

ok I'm on my laptop now

had it saved on my phone

[outer minnow]

So have you solved the problem?

[quaint ingot]

yep

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/rugby-yay-gif-3156747878755757137

[rapid pond]

Cant wait to see your clips now brudda :D

[outer minnow]

Good luck with your challenge btw

[thin plume]

JIEG

[rapid pond]

Hell yea thanks brudda

[quaint ingot]

here's one

[outer minnow]

Much better

[quaint ingot]

just had to use Yahoo instead of google for the search engine

[outer minnow]

I haven’t used google as a primary search engine in so long

[quaint ingot]

I didn't realize that it was

[outer minnow]

Is yahoo good?

[white frost]

howd ur game not crash when u shot him in the head

😭

meanwhile mine did

[outer minnow]

Luck

https://tenor.com/view/bumbur95-gamba-gif-14352293880158182327

[quaint ingot]

I prefer brave

[outer minnow]

Hm, I prefer opera

OperaGX that is

[quaint ingot]

only reason why I really like it is due to the fact I can block ads

[outer minnow]

OperaGX autoblocks adds from my experience

[quaint ingot]

so it does pretty much the exact same thing

[outer minnow]

Yeah, it has a lot of customization too, but a lot of search engines are similar at this point

With Microsoft edge being the undisputed worst of them all

[quaint ingot]

yeah I have to use it every so often

fucking sucks

annoying that I can't unistall it

[outer minnow]

Yeah, I’ve made it so that it isn’t my primary browser tho

[quaint ingot]

yeah I have brave as my primary

[outer minnow]

Yeah, I actually haven’t had to touch Microsoft edge in a long time

[quaint ingot]

I only touch it when I truly have to

otherwise I fucking refuse to

[outer minnow]

Yeah, sometimes it’ll open when I want to open something and I just immediately attempt to find a different way to do what I was trying to do

I avoid it like the plague

[quaint ingot]

same here

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-microsoft-humour-edge-bing-gif-27602747

You could delete your primary system files easier than Microsoft edge

[quaint ingot]

yeah if I remember correctly some coder made a snake game that deletes the important files

can't remember who it is off the top of my head

[near grotto]

Me

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-gojo-gif-14056894601665632756

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sunspot-hollow-purple-fortnite-endaxolot-gif-15557277038647345366

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-link-parries-hyrule-warriors-age-of-calamity-zelda-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-gif-26473859

[quaint ingot]

it was Code Bullet that made snake but it deletes files

[pastel needle]

After a literal hour, i defeated 77 souls in the abyss

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/super-smash-bros-fox-mccloud-shine-reflector-ssbb-gif-25294762

[pastel needle]

Insane doom soundtrack moment

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/inuyasha-tessaiga-baseball-baseball-bat-batter-gif-5043295075479802095

[quaint ingot]

I killed 200+ in a single sitting

[pastel needle]

Mental

Gets boring af

Wish they would redo the arena

[outer minnow]

I just collect their souls

I like knowing that they can never rest until I’m dead

[quaint ingot]

I was forced to kill that many due to dying

[pastel needle]

Same

[outer minnow]

Just don’t die

[pastel needle]

Don't think you can even die in full plate

[outer minnow]

Nah, you can

[pastel needle]

In the abyss

[quaint ingot]

they just harass you

[outer minnow]

You can

[quaint ingot]

I've only been harassed by the ai in the abyss never got killed by them while in full plate

[outer minnow]

A zombie can have a poleaxe with a pick on the head, and then that can get through a piece of chain

[pastel needle]

Then i got lucky

[quaint ingot]

mine always drop their weapon

[outer minnow]

More common, but it can happen that you get really unlucky

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-parry-gwyn-boss-gif-19051216

[pastel needle]

And after a whole day of playing i have reached the Lord rank 😎

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506

[outer minnow]

Nice

[white frost]

congrats

[pastel needle]

Many brain damage

[tidal sapphire]

Well done

[quaint ingot]

yeah it doesn't take too long to hit lord

[wheat gust]

hes still alive btw

Sometimes i feel like halfsword crashes just because it catches you ahving fun

like youre gonna be in the middle of a super cool battle or something

youve already made several pictures from it

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/guarbie-gif-21257355

[wheat gust]

youre playing epic music

then all of a sudden its a fatal error

like you didnt do anything that pushes the gmaesl imits

you didnt o anything like insane

hs just like decides to crash at random

like its a mechanic made to keep you from playing hs for too long

[wise halo]

looks like a fallout 4 the institute map

[wheat gust]

yeah

theres mars in oine of the windows

also its time to kill hollow

[wheat gust]

like at least in the demo it was consistent and you could tell it was for a reason

in ea it just crashes whenever as if youre gambling

[quaint ingot]

most of the time when I crash is when I'm bashing the ai's skull in

[shrewd idol]

You guys ever have one of your NPCs just body the Baron solo while you’re focused on another enemy

I turned around like ok time to finish this and mf was already dead

[wise halo]

yes multiple times

[fickle steeple]

my fav item

[tame palm]

they fucked my arm up bro

[white frost]

it happens

[tame palm]

first time its been so fucked up for me

fucking funny

[wise halo]

you can read from here if you'd like, here is your awnser (sry for ping McWonder)