halfsword-chat-⚔

[ember flame]

even without a leg we keep moving

[shrewd idol]

That’s not a real thing right?

[ember flame]

ive had the same thing happen to me before and i fixed it by making a new guy, so maybe

especially in the abyss

like at the beginning i can swing large polearms like the rake but later on my guy can hardly move a halberd

i think ive actually figured out how to walk without one leg in this game

[ocean jackal]

nah im jst messing with you but you do get old in real life

[shrewd idol]

Bro when I do the lord tourney now I swear by the end, my dude can fucking barely move his shit

[ocean jackal]

the pain factor makes this physically impossible so unless you mean half his leg cut off then this gotta be a lie

[ember flame]

look at the picture above

also im not using hs enhancer

im using a sheild and the spear to balance and walking with one leg

its cut off at the knee

[ocean jackal]

ohh okay

i made too many steaks

holy fucking shit

i cut someones leg off with a knife when i hit their leg

this sentance doesnt make sense at all because how does that work

???

[ember flame]

i dont think he is going to live much longer though, its a herculean task to fight off two zombies with one leg

[shrewd idol]

I think it might be because I’m using really heavy weapons.

Maybe I need to go back to a 2-2.5kg polearm

[ember flame]

maybe

[ocean jackal]

half sword but your on steroids and radium

[ember flame]

i just wish your guy in the abyss gamemode grew muscle or had the same muscle as you in progression. Its really annoying to survive long becuase your a skeleton with skin

He got mauled by some zombies and the pain has built up so much to the point where he cant move, it might be over.

[small glen]

@sleek gull 5kg sword!!

[ember flame]

holy shit this is insane, ive never expeirneced anything like this in halfsword

my guy is someone like glitch walking my rapidly shaking his broken leg

and it works and i can somewhat fight

its like im super mario 64 backwards jumping

[near garnet]

Protein tubes

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

i have to move like this

[near garnet]

we can finally be bees

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-are-you-sure-gif-5512964662982664321

[tender roost]

Is it normal to crash on startup w dx12?

My game runs and looks better on it

[shrewd idol]

Look at your wrist lol

[ember flame]

lol

[ocean jackal]

yeah i think its a vram thing

[shrewd idol]

Yeah I’m using a new amd card and dx12 is unusable for me in half sword

Crashes nonstop

[ocean jackal]

amd and intel's gpu's as of now cant really run the new stuff

too unstable

[quaint ingot]

Hmm must’ve fucked up at some point

[ocean jackal]

lesser support

[ember flame]

uuh

[ember flame]

i think my guy is mutating

[quaint ingot]

it’s so fucking jank the way it is

[shrewd idol]

The game is definitely challenging to play without getting frustrated right now

[quaint ingot]

fucking shooting my character more than the damn ai

[ember flame]

who knew willies legs grew back bigger and stronger

[shrewd idol]

I hate how I have to run around in a circle sometimes just to get my dude to hold onto his polearm with two hands consistently

[ember flame]

sometimes i forget how this game looks on high textures

[quaint ingot]

that’s medium

[ember flame]

it looks so good besides the clipping it looks real

oh well i play on lowest possible

i have a 3060ti

[quaint ingot]

I have a 3050

[ember flame]

what fps do you get?

[quaint ingot]

20-30

[pliant crest]

nerd tried to hit me

[ember flame]

i would try the nexus performance config

it allows me to get around 50-90fps

on lowest settings possible

[quaint ingot]

currently trying to not have a glitched glock

time to gun them down

[sharp orchid]

put it on a weapon that isnt made with the weapon smith

like a scythe or hammer

[quaint ingot]

I used a shield

[shrewd idol]

What do you guys set your mouse dpi and mouse sensitivity in the game to?

[pliant crest]

sprint stabs are peak

[ember flame]

holy shit my leg flickering in and out of reality due to the sheer will of my willie to get revenge and steal the legs of those who removes his

[quaint ingot]

no idea what my dpi is

[shrewd idol]

Wow, that low? Does it give you good control?

[quaint ingot]

he really tried to eat the gun

[small glen]

@sleek gull @sand herald I am a good catcher

[quaint ingot]

Somewhat I’ve always had mine pretty low since it’s mostly preference

[shrewd idol]

In third person shooters I usually have it quite high but this seems to perform better with lower sensitivity

[pliant crest]

I love timing stabs right to get headshots when they charge you

[quaint ingot]

I’ve never messed with my sensitivity in shooters

[small glen]

@sand herald killed the guy with the sword being rested

[clear yoke]

My cs sensitivity was like 20x lower than my sense is for this tbh. I think I have about the same as my planetside 2 sense

[quaint ingot]

god aiming this glock is pretty easy despite not being able to use the sights

[small glen]

that worked?

[quaint ingot]

love putting 5 entire mags into one enemy

[pliant crest]

I wish teh ai in the EA was more lkke the demo

[quaint ingot]

this ai is gonna get ptsd

[pliant crest]

the demo AI actually feels like a threat consistently because it can use it's weapons, rather than feeling like a threat because the game may bork and my armor is just useless for some reason

[clear yoke]

I mean the demo AI was braindead too

but EA Ai got dropped as a baby

[pliant crest]

gets cut on half from one swing of a one-handed sword through baron's armor

Yeah, Demo ai isn't super smart, but like

At least it won't stand there swinging at air for 5 minutes until I decide to approach xd

[clear yoke]

They really ruined sword AI brain

[pliant crest]

One battle I actually just put a timer, and let the EA ai have at it.

[clear yoke]

mfs swinging sword like its an axe

[pliant crest]

brother, all I did was move my feet.

Dude did not hit me for 10 minutes

[pliant crest]

I feel like I could put my kid sister on this game and sh'ed be leagues better than the AI at times xd

[pliant crest]

the double head hit and catching his hands is so fun.

[quaint ingot]

love how realistically the ai acts when shot

[clear yoke]

I miss the binding that demo kinda had

[pliant crest]

bro, you're so popular now apparently there are people saying you "hacked halfsword" to make your clips.

[sand herald]

💀 yeah I remember seeing a few comments like that

[clear yoke]

Bro is halfswording on gm_grassfield

[wise swan]

things like this remind me as to why multiplayer would be terrible to play, too goated at the game

[quaint ingot]

only a few rounds in him

[pliant crest]

I was just like, "How tf does one "hack into" a singleplayer game? Isn't that called..........modding?"

[sharp orchid]

gm_flatgrass acttually

[clear yoke]

Thanks I forgot the map name

like 10 years ago ngl

[pliant crest]

I might try a map mod or something

[clear yoke]

Is the other one bigcity?

On one of the giant skyscrapers I think?

[pliant crest]

just been enjoying the demo a lot more than EA lately tbh.

[wise swan]

true

I loved the demo im gald its still aroundd

[sand herald]

People say pretty much anything, I don't mind it much at all

[small glen]

heby sword?

or

Pollaxe?

If pollaxe, axe head or hammer

[clear yoke]

If the swordplay didn't feel so much different I'd probably still use the demo to practice

[tender roost]

Fuck

Welp

[pliant crest]

EA swordplay feels non-existant.

[clear yoke]

Its painful but if its the direction its gonna go then yowell

[pliant crest]

Yeah, I get you, I just thought it was some goofy shit.

[tender roost]

Anyways why dies swining my poleaxe sideways feel so weird when i do it w lmb button

[sand herald]

Been enjoying axe head pollaxes more so than the others, but the others are still fun to use

[pliant crest]

The only direction it went imo, is down.

[wise swan]

I wish pole weapons got to swap handed ness, really annoying to have the less lethal part of the axe head be on the main swing side

[tender roost]

Its like it doesnt even swing properly, it goes over the oppnenta head instead

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-eeee-gif-23557277

[soft osprey]

Ideally you hit them

But really. Practice more, you’ll get better at swinging. If you’re going over the head Youre just swinging too high with your mouse movement

[plain brook]

to paraphrase a plagiarist "the EA feels more E than A"

[pliant crest]

I agree, tbh.

As I've said almost every time though, the biggest thing that concerns me is the absolute brick of silence the devs have sent us.

[plain brook]

they ran with the money

https://tenor.com/view/loot-loot-loot-gif-17171206971444322901

[pliant crest]

I haven’t believed that, but I’m starting to

[wise swan]

yeah i really hope the devs come back and communicate to the community

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-dump-it-stocks-crypto-gif-20477588

[wise swan]

its been a whole ass month

[candid sentinel]

is this game dead?

[pliant crest]

The last “annoucnemetn” wasn’t even anything new

[wise swan]

I hope not, but it might kinda be

[pliant crest]

It was the same shit he’s been saying for a while

Just…said as an announcement

[soft osprey]

They didn’t run, theyre hard at work, they just don’t have anything to announce.

Before you rip my head off just know ive been shitting on the devs for no communication for a long time now

[shrewd idol]

I can’t do anything remotely technical in this shit. I feel like I am just swinging a hammer at my enemies randomly sometimes

[plain brook]

sill man

[pliant crest]

Do it more please

[wise swan]

the devs also went completely silent in 2024 irc

so maybe it is just a in between period for a big update

[shrewd idol]

Then I’m just cursing at the game because my stupid character won’t stand up

[soft osprey]

It’s just how they operate, for whatever reason

[plain brook]

i am fully aware of this and will rip your head off anyway since its easier to reach than the devs

[wise swan]

but i might be on the hopium

[clear yoke]

I'll reserve judgement till we see what direction the next update goes in tbh

[candid sentinel]

I just want them to revert the changes to stab mode, allow different jump and kick bindings, and bring back spinkicks

[pliant crest]

Well it’s dogshit and it actively hurts them. Not directed at you, I know it’s not on you 💙

[soft osprey]

Updates far and few between with little to no communication is how every builds been released

[plain brook]

my problem is that they are working on content at all

imo it needs more core work

[pliant crest]

Are they?

[plain brook]

before content work comes

[pliant crest]

Are they even working on anything important?

[soft osprey]

They’re doing both, which is why it’s taking so long

[pliant crest]

Or are they pulling an arrowhead?

[pliant crest]

That’s probably the worst decision possible

[soft osprey]

People’s complaints are very clear, optimization and lack of content

[plain brook]

doing both doesnt mean they are doing 2x 1 it means they are doing 50/50 and it needs more work than 50/50

[soft osprey]

If the next update goes out without more content you know people will complain about lack of content even if it does run better

[pliant crest]

There will never not be people complaining for more content

[soft osprey]

Devs put themselves in a shitty spot

[pliant crest]

But if the basic functions of the game do not function

Then there is 0 point to add content when the original stuff doesn’t work

[plain brook]

ayo poggies mod smitty, always said hs would be a perfect boxing game

[sharp orchid]

thank you, im making the mod avalible on nexus tn

[plain brook]

can you get 6 inch gloves tho, those look like training gloves

[wise swan]

yeah id be a little sad waiting long for another update for it to be just a patch

[quaint ingot]

it’d be funny if we got a P320 mod which would randomly go off on it’s own

[soft osprey]

They do function, bar some bugs and heavy optimization issues. Lots of people have hundreds of hours in game, they wouldnt if it wasn’t playable

[sharp orchid]

i found what i could find on sketchfab man, sry

[plain brook]

ah i c

[pliant crest]

It can function, but it’s not always consistent

[plain brook]

mayb i make a model

[soft osprey]

True

[pliant crest]

IE me getting one shot through baron armor by a one handed sword

Consistently

[soft osprey]

No ur just a weak smelly wimp for that

[pliant crest]

Why am I getting one shot through plate armor by a weapon that’s not even for fighting knights.

[small glen]

This stupid ass pollaxe i made is so fun to use lmfao

[clear yoke]

I'll be sad if I still see tower shields rotating around the wielder like a noclip defense drone, blades cutting at impossible angles, and polearms behaving like they have the mass of a neutron star after this next update

[pliant crest]

Exactly

[candid sentinel]

am I the only one that thinks there's enough content in the game already? the main problem is that the actual fighting mechanics are better in the demo than the full game

[pliant crest]

Like wtf is the point of armor if it’s not doing anything?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[plain brook]

style

[wise swan]

ive deadass never thought to use the grab button on these and have only used my weapon to pull the lever

[soft osprey]

The loop is over in no time at all if you have played halfsword before

[pliant crest]

Before we get content, I’d like to be able to hold my sword right

[soft osprey]

You could finish in one sitting if you wanted to, in a few hours

[pliant crest]

Doesn’t really seem much like a game called half sword when my guy breaks his wrists every time he swings his sword

🤭

[wise swan]

well thats because you need to half sword it

[pliant crest]

Yeah, honestly the only way to really use em with a lot of precision. Unless you use a modded weapon and/or enhancer

[soft osprey]

I don’t use a sword because I like banging things with sticks and rocks

[wise swan]

its so stupid that the only viable sword tech late game is half swording, but it just better to use barons peak atp

[pliant crest]

Poleaxe doesn’t feel nice to use because the wrist issues as well tbh

I go to swing and mfer turns into a beyblade

[wise swan]

true

[candid sentinel]

stab mode is basically useless now, when it was fine at EA release, jumps are the most pointless feature considering you can only do them stationary, and 95% of the time you just fall over, and it makes timing kicks so much harder because they share the same binding

[soft osprey]

Sorry brother but I have to say, whst are you expecting exactly? Irl knights didnt swing swords at each other in armor lol they would use it to halfsword to stab between gaps

[pliant crest]

I have a clip of me just grabbing my poleaxe and it turns it into an actual beyblade in my hands like I’m mfing darth maul.

[wise swan]

yeah but the weight of the sword feels off, regardless of cutting power getting hit by a metal lever is at least going to shift your body

[pliant crest]

I agree with him on that point

[wise swan]

plus the gap hit box isnt the greatest

[pliant crest]

I’ve taken a 2.8kg sword and hit a dude in the head 5 times

Dude did not give a singular shit

[clear yoke]

I mean its only really true for knight/lord. man at arms is still normal swordable. Albeit veteran is where normal swording stops being 'fun' imo

[tender roost]

Is there a way to make all my armor pieces the same amount of shinyness?

[wise swan]

yeah just fight baron over and over again

[tender roost]

Yay

[wise swan]

yeah sometimes i go back to the smaller catergories so i can just slice people in half

[pliant crest]

I stay on commoner on demo

It’s the most fun to me

[clear yoke]

demo commoner was my favorite as well

[pliant crest]

It also forces you to parry

[clear yoke]

being naked in veteran EA is my new favorite

[small glen]

Erm

No it doesn't

[pliant crest]

If you don’t wanna be hit, you have to parry or hit them first. No armor.

No armor means if I get hit, imma probably die or take a lot of damage.

[clear yoke]

I don't think any tier of half sword "forces" you to parry.

Mainly because the AI sucks at using distance, you can always late/early hit them with just the tip of the blade

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[pliant crest]

I don’t mean my only available option is to prey

[wise swan]

i lowkey liked commoner the most for when i want actual combat but peasant pitchfork is goated

[clear yoke]

You have to make concessions to the shitty AI to be in a position to parry imo

[pliant crest]

But I cannot just ignore him like I could if I had armor

[soft osprey]

You know when the playtest released, for some reason, the devs allowed reviews(terrible idea)

And the biggest complaint was that people thought the gauntlet was way too hard, AI too good

And now we have what we have in EA

[small glen]

Dodging is 100x better in every circumstance.

Parrying is never a forced option in half sword

[soft osprey]

thank the people who couldn’t bother to put in any effort and demanded an easier game

[clear yoke]

The playtest and demo both had too easy AI

[candid sentinel]

what I was most hyped for before early access released was doing an unarmed build with gauntlets for blocking... but spinkicks were removed, jumps make kicking bad, and you can't even buy gauntlets for a couple ranks, and forging them isn't possible either

[wise swan]

yeah lowkey sucks the demo is harder than ea, bc the replayability of ea becomes absolute dog

[clear yoke]

EA AI is also sad

[soft osprey]

Which goes to show the average players effort

[clear yoke]

I mean tbh I couldn't parry for like 200 hours so

like where is the bar? who knowwssss

[wise swan]

excuse me how many hours do you have on this game

[small glen]

I mean, parrying isn't required so who cares???

[subtle totem]

ikr its like physically disabled

you can see every single strike a mile away

[clear yoke]

like 1400ish now combined?

[soft osprey]

Bro is halfsword

[wise swan]

jesus christ, i really like this game but im having replay issues with 30 hours combined

[clear yoke]

Wait till you hear I just play freemode now and I mostly played in the sandbox on the same tier in demo/playtest too

[small glen]

Dodging is like so overly broken in half sword, that i honestly don't see much purpose in parrying at all.

Ea wrist issues only cement it more lmfao

[wise swan]

I still need to mod, is modding for ea or demo or both?

[soft osprey]

The only “parrying” I do is smacking other weapons out of the way when i use my polehammer

[clear yoke]

I miss demo dodging it was so broken

[candid sentinel]

this tbh

[small glen]

Soon as you learned camera dodges, mf you were unkillable.

Still my favorite dodging clip i ever hit

[clear yoke]

Its fun though, not as fun as demo

[candid sentinel]

i miss spinkicks so much

[clear yoke]

You can still spinkick

[small glen]

Only flick kicks are plausible

Without slow mo

[candid sentinel]

how? every time I try there's a turncap

[small glen]

Another dope ass camera dodge

Wrong clip

But still a dodge

I thought it was another one

[candid sentinel]

plus with the jump bind, it's so much harder to actually know which leg you're going to kick with

[small glen]

;p

[wise swan]

just stabbed peasant champ in demo in the heart with a pitch fork, this fuckers still standing. i wish the champs in ea were as intimadting or "challanging" like demo

[clear yoke]

I haven't noticed a turn "cap" ever? You can beyblade your shit kinda whenever

slowmo was such a cop out

-- feature

[soft osprey]

Wellll tbf spinkicking wasn’t exactly an intended thing it was just a physics/sensitivity thing people figured out they could do. it’s not like the devs updated the physics with spin kicks in mind, is what I mean; even if it was cool

[small glen]

While true

It was stated before

It wasn't their intention to nerf it

[candid sentinel]

I mean on early access, not demo. in demo, you hold shift and you can spin at ungodly speeds. in the early access, I move my mouse super fast, but it locks my turn speed at a certain point, and moving the mouse faster doesn't do anything

[small glen]

Or, in this case

Practically remove it

So they likely wanted to keep it in the game

[soft osprey]

Right like I said, they didn’t update physics thinking about spinkicks

[small glen]

I think they had glitches and giggles in mind, but didn't think the physics would outright interfer with it

Rly, the big issue with spin kicking rn

Is the fact it throws you into the air and makes you fall

[clear yoke]

Raise your sense for it? John is literally 360ing in .1 seconds half the time

[small glen]

Because of the jump mechanic

[clear yoke]

The purpose of the jump mechanic is a mystery to me

ngl

[candid sentinel]

jump is useless, you can't even do it while moving

[soft osprey]

It’s only real use is training leg muscles so you don’t fall as easy

[small glen]

I still spin

[clear yoke]

If we could jump quick enough to overhop a low blow from a polearm it'd be sick though

[small glen]

And able to do so

[soft osprey]

You probably could, if you timed it right

And the enemy decided to swing at the floor

For some reason

[small glen]

The purpose of the jump is sort of unknown

I think it's intended feature

Was to dodge low attacks

And get up on the carriage

But generally speaking

I don't think anyone cares

[clear yoke]

I can't get on the carriage without using a like flick kick lmfao

[small glen]

The jump mechanic is there, it exist

[candid sentinel]

let me get a clip to show what I mean

[soft osprey]

Im set on the idea they just added it as a way to train your leg muscles because the only other way besides it is just running around but Thats slow as hell. Like you can go into training and repeatedly drain all stamina and youll grow muscle faster. You can do the same for jumps.

The jump is just so useless with the physics otherwise

[clear yoke]

Yeah fair, I mean it kinda looks like a half-squat half-burpee

[candid sentinel]

they should at least let me rebind it then

[small glen]

I don't think there is a individual limb muscle mechanic doe

[clear yoke]

rebinding keys longest overdue feature lmfao

[small glen]

It's just a general weight

Which imo

[soft osprey]

There is for legs and upper body

[small glen]

Is pretty bad too

[soft osprey]

I just don’t know how they calculate the weight seperate

It could be combined as it is

[small glen]

I am on the "I dislike the weight mechanic" bus

It ruined like seriously

80% of the combat

I think having no weight made weapons more rewarding

That baron sword was dogshit

But when you killed someone with it DAMN it felt good

[soft osprey]

Eh, im on the other end, i like it way more with the system, adds more of a challenge and a feeling of progression with your character. But then, I also have no fucking idea what the “floppy wrist” issue is either because I just don’t experience it and havent ever had trouble beating halfsword in a satisfying way im just built different

[pliant crest]

I dislike the muscle system.

Extremely.

Feels like a half cooked concept idea they implemented

[small glen]

Because that was just good control.

Now in the ea, no matter how good you are that wrist problem bones you so hard that whenever i kill someone, it just "I got lucky, sick."

[wise swan]

I think the muscle system is cool and interesting to toy around with, but also it becomes insignifigant once you get to knight level

[pliant crest]

The muscle system is a big reason the wrist issue exists iirc

[soft osprey]

It’s the only reason it exists for people

It’s tied directly to the strength system

[pliant crest]

Yeah, like I said, half cooked concept idea they decided to implement.

[wise swan]

half sword half cooked

[pliant crest]

I’ve been hyped for this game for a while now

But tbh, all I can feel towards it is disappointment now

[wise swan]

thats what silent devs do to you

[pliant crest]

Even if they do recover with the game, they’ve shot themsekves so badly it’s not even the foot, they shot the foot, calf, thigh, and hip

[wise swan]

them being silent just makes the void echo with consumer complaints

[soft osprey]

Idk, maybe im just less sensitive to bugs and issues cause ive always played games on super low settings and fps and the games I play are usually smaller and have a lot of bugs and issues

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[soft osprey]

Sometimes I feel like I’m playing a different halfsword than the rest of yall 😭

[pliant crest]

My main issue is the fact combat in many ways feels like a straight downgrade from demo

The issue isn’t that it’s buggy, it’s that it’s SOOOOO buggy

[wise halo]

Remember, we have no abyss in our copy because we are too good.

[small glen]

Either you got somehow very lucky

Or

You have had it numerous times, but never noticed it

[soft osprey]

I’ll just say, at the end of the day, in my own opinion, I heavily prefer EA over the demo

[wise swan]

i dont have terrible performance but every now and again my weapons will stutter in the air for the whole round unless im halfswording it

[pliant crest]

I only have bad performance loading into a map I’ve already fought on

[soft osprey]

If ive never noticed it then it’s not a problem

[wise swan]

I like both for diff reasons, thats why im glad you can still play both

[wise halo]

can't wait for performance update

[quaint ingot]

this ain’t personal

[wise halo]

"He was reaching"

[clear yoke]

I just don't like watching the AI struggle to limply swing polearms, hafteds, and maces at increasingly random angles tbh

[soft osprey]

Put a gun in his hand after

[tender roost]

As u get damaged during a fight u end up performing worse right?

As in blunt trauma

[wise halo]

yes

you can also break bones

[soft osprey]

A good smack on the kneecap is real satisfying

[small glen]

This is just a issue, that by all means.

Should've never happened

[wise swan]

just cut off ai hand and he still has both on his model

[wise halo]

Willie just build different

[wise swan]

the hand is on the floor

[pliant crest]

Stabbing is also dog shit in EA

[wise halo]

yes common occurence

[sharp orchid]

i dropped my boxing glove mod :D

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/317

[clear yoke]

That was an issue in demo as well lmfao

[wise swan]

never saw it, but its just funny

[pliant crest]

Yes

[devout lion]

i always thought weight was unified into core strength

[soft osprey]

Is it only an issue with swords? I literally do not ever use swords. I go from flail to flail till polearms start appearing, and then go to a polehammer

[clear yoke]

Willie always showing off his third hand

[pliant crest]

It’s not only an issue with swords

[clear yoke]

Its every weapon

[small glen]

Everything

[pliant crest]

Every single weapon I’ve used has the issue

I’ve not used a single weapon in EA that feels good to use consistently

[wise halo]

ah I see, get a load of this guy playing half sword on easy mode pfff.

[soft osprey]

Bro ive literally never experienced that once in my 150 hours

Idk

I believe you

Obviously theres pictures

But ive never had it happen once to me

[pliant crest]

Well nearly everyone else has. You’re just lucky asf.

[clear yoke]

flails and plancon are probably in the best state of the polearms imo

[pliant crest]

We talk about the wrists every fuckin day

Because the wrists are that bad

[soft osprey]

Like ive always been real confused about the floppy wrist issue 😭

God is on my side

[wise halo]

Batman checks his posts and says they are all fake so.

[soft osprey]

Youre all losers compared to me now

[pliant crest]

Then how come I still win with a handicap?

[devout lion]

weight system wouldn't be bad if floppy wrists were never an issue to begin with

i feel like everyone is associating it with floppy wrists when they can be distinct things

[soft osprey]

I was going to say you are handicapped but that’s mean so I’m going to change it and say, im going to make you handicapped

[clear yoke]

probably because the devs explicitly stated the weight/muscle system is the cause of floppy wrist syndrome

[pliant crest]

You can handicap me any day pookie 🫦

[devout lion]

yeah but if they fixed that issue then the weight system would suddenly become much better

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/storagewars-davehester-yup-yuuup-bidding-gif-6929794401537307205

[devout lion]

i think the weight system in concept is fine, but their execution was piss poor and caused floppy wrists

[pliant crest]

They execution of everything so far has been pretty poor imo

[devout lion]

yeah

they cant get a single thing right

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466814860640911513/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

[pliant crest]

Not really, no

[small glen]

We do know why the devs didn't fix it before launch

[devout lion]

the testers were yes men and i hope they've been fired and replaced

[pliant crest]

So, as a response

They just don’t talk about it or fix it

🙈

[soft osprey]

Bro said Canadians 😭

[devout lion]

it was either that the testers were completely incompetent but one fact remains and its the fact the devs didn't genuinely play their own game

[small glen]

Yeah, i am be fr

[candid sentinel]

okay, so I realized what was going on with the turn rate cap messing with spinkicks in Early Access...

basically in the demo, as soon as you hit shift, you instantly got a much faster max turn rate.

in early access however, holding shift gradually increases the max turn rate, and letting go of shift gradually decreases it.

[pliant crest]

This

[small glen]

We must've gotten the most ass testers to decide the fate of the ea for everyone including the devs 😭

[wise halo]

testers played on toasters probably, they didn't accept sikma male rigs

[devout lion]

even without QA testing, developers can choose to play their own game to make sure that the product they made was heat

[wise halo]

testers played on toasters probably, they didn't accept sikma male rigs

[small glen]

I don't want to hate the testers, mainly because they are completely anon and shit.

But i feel like the devs should've probably gotten testers with experience

[soft osprey]

Well I’ll say, even mcwonder said some people did report it, but didnt know if it was the strength or weapons themselves. What the devs did with that information, well..

[pliant crest]

or at least not broken

[pliant crest]

They did nothing with it 😄

[devout lion]

well yeah that and the fact they should have tested their own game better, or the devs behind half sword completely ignored feedback

[soft osprey]

The community didn’t even know it was the strength until mcwonder said it

[clear yoke]

Eh at my company only some of our developers actually use our product, it kind of varies on the part of code they work on. I write integration code so I end up using the system a lot, but others don't

[wise halo]

As far as I know testers were chosen a week before EA release.

[devout lion]

yeah but in an indie team testing your own game should be feasible

[pliant crest]

Yeah, but they could've had someone in the studio take 10 minutes and swing shit around and fight AI

[small glen]

I feel like, the devs in all fairness

Knew it was strength related

And went

"For fuck sake..."

As they knew they'd had to redo everything most likely

[soft osprey]

Im more inclined to believe frank and Ivan have a vision set in mind and disregard feedback they disagree with

[pliant crest]

This is where communication is important.

[devout lion]

their vision is ass if thats the case

they need to listen to feedback

[wise halo]

make free mode great again

[devout lion]

all they're seeing is a donkey's ass

[wise swan]

just tried the staff in freeplay mode its so silly to me that the weight of the staff is non exsistent and you cant use it the same way ai can, like overhead swings kinda default in a overhead block form making the swing less of a 12 to 6

[pliant crest]

If this is the case, this game is gonna die before it launches.

[soft osprey]

Could be so, or it could be incredible! You know, when it’s all totally fixed and finished in 20 years

[wise halo]

beloved dayz roadmap

[clear yoke]

Other than lacking maps, given that save editting customization isn't too hard, I don't mind current free mode personally

[devout lion]

yes sir i will sit there like a good, patient boy and wait for my beloved half sword devs to fix everything in 100 years

[small glen]

I think they expected the strength to work, and in this regard MAYBE, Maaaaaybe knew about it and kind of went "The testers are likely doing something wrong."

[soft osprey]

Good. Also chairs don’t talk so..

[wise halo]

oh man it misses a lot

[devout lion]

who says chairs cant move in a way that they can type in keyboards

[clear yoke]

I also spent 1k+ hours fighting in the same arena so I don't think I have a valid opinion lmfao

[soft osprey]

That one guy

[wise halo]

also splitscreen is very broken

[devout lion]

😨

[pliant crest]

I went back to demo freemode because EA is just so meh

[devout lion]

if demo and playtest wasn't a thing im pretty sure EA reception would've been better

[small glen]

But i am more inclined the believe, they didn't have time to redo a whole mechanic 1 week before ea.

I am more confused, on why they would hold testing 1 week before ea release.

This is a recipe for disaster, it should've been MONTHS before ea launch

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/storagewars-davehester-yup-yuuup-bidding-gif-6929794401537307205

[wise swan]

I think maybe if moist critical or another youtuber started playing this game again wed get more updates, like febuary there was a decent stream of patches and communication

[devout lion]

i dont think moist should be saving a game's ass and motivating devs to get their shit together

[soft osprey]

They pumped out fixes and patches because release was a mess

[wise halo]

idk if they even let the people test, they made a post about entering the testing period and a week later they released EA

[pliant crest]

More than a mess.

Release was so bad they got mixed reviews day one.

[soft osprey]

They didn’t have a choice

[clear yoke]

testing without remediation is just empty words lol

[devout lion]

The game is almost ready for release and only needs a final polish push.
Apparently this is the reason why the game was delayed but we all knew how it turned out

[sharp orchid]

got his ass OUT

[wise swan]

it shouldnt be the reason for motivation but still there needs to be something bc ig a fanbase that cares about the game doesnt matter to them that much

[small glen]

A week isn't a lot of time at all, either they had a ton of faith in the ea or didn't care so long as big bugs weren't there

[devout lion]

if u got a lot of people being persistent on criticism about the game u have a pretty dedicated fanbase

[pliant crest]

This is the main thing I've been getting from the devs tbh.

They don't care about their player base at all.

[devout lion]

people dont complain about things they don't care about that much

[wise halo]

idk what was agreed upon with game seer so yknow maybe they had to release.

[pliant crest]

This

Is fucking terrible.

[wise swan]

yeah these devs have a really strong fanbase but its just not reciprocated

one sided love

[pliant crest]

For every good review, there is a bad one almost.

[tender roost]

Awsome

[devout lion]

doomed user-dev love story

[clear yoke]

I mean publicly they said Q1 release which ended like a month ago so they kinda bum-rushed it from an outside perspective

[wise halo]

actually they said Q4 last year, they already postponed

[pliant crest]

I mean, it's obvious osmething happened to force them to release unready, or they give 0 shits about their own game and how it's perceived. Personally I think something happened.

[soft osprey]

Halfsword was never meant to be a full game. It was originally created as a tech demo of sorts, to be used in later game development with the physics and gore system. But halfsword demo took off in popularity like way more than ever expected so they just made a game of it.

I think there’s SOME truth in not necessarily caring much about the player base because they never expected to have one really. Remember this is their first ever game and it wasn’t even meant to be a game originally. Unprepared to handle it all i guess

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerdge-gif-23738139

[small glen]

If the devs delayed it by another 2 months, what would it be like

[pliant crest]

They put out a thing for testers and within a week released.

That's not normal by any means, which is part of why I think something happened or changed.

[clear yoke]

Yeah I know, but they had the whole of Q1 to make a release and they chose the begininning of Q1 to do it

[devout lion]

I agree that its their first game and obv theres bound to be issues... but the communication and issues are way too much man

[pliant crest]

Still doesnt' excuse the complete and utter lack of any communication though.

[soft osprey]

and maybe theyre just planning an examina and using the halfsword stuff in a future big game

[wise swan]

that would be terrivle

[devout lion]

im not buying their next product if its this shitty

[wise swan]

that would make this the biggest cash grab

[pliant crest]

If this is the case, I'm blacklisting this company

[soft osprey]

Keep in mind I am nobody

[small glen]

It's clear half sword isn't and won't be their last and only game.

They said "first installment" when referring to half sword

[pliant crest]

I will refuse to buy any product from this company if htey just use halfsword as a bsis for a new game after they sold this game.

[soft osprey]

Dont just take that as a fact

[sharp orchid]

no you are sir moai of easter

[soft osprey]

Im just saying it’s a thought

[wise halo]

Keep in mind, he is just speculating guys, these are no facts.

[pliant crest]

I'm not, I'm saying if they do taht though, I will blacklist the company.

[devout lion]

yeah but if its true

im gonna be so pissed

[pliant crest]

Nto saying I'm currently blacklisting it.

[quaint ingot]

filthy casuals

[wise swan]

yeah i wouldnt trust these devs if they just remake half sword so they can double the money off of us

[pliant crest]

Yeah, I mean, tbh, my trust is already pretty eroded, ngl.

[wise halo]

nah they wont

[pliant crest]

The complete lack of communication is the biggest thing thats off putting

[soft osprey]

I wouldn’t say remake but like, imagine using the halfsword physics and gore when it’s fully finished and smooth, and turning it into something like an open world rpg

That would be massive

[pliant crest]

I could deal with the wrists, teh bugs, the armor that doesn't exist....if only they said literally anything useful

[devout lion]

what we have established so far is that the devs have something up their ass

[small glen]

Here the quote btw

[quaint ingot]

this is personal you golden fuck

[wise halo]

"He was reaching"

[wise swan]

yeah i agree but money alr spent on the game with too many hours

[wise swan]

made this medivial america

[pliant crest]

I'll still play the game, but if they don't fix things or communicate I'mma start telling people to not get it.

[soft osprey]

Im leaving to play age of empires

[wise halo]

I had 20 to 30 hours to do in the game, now it's just free mode repeat and repeat

[pliant crest]

I've had a good amount of friends ask me if halfsword is worth it.

[small glen]

Is half sword like red dead redemption?

A secret tech demo to make a later bigger game?

[pliant crest]

And to be honest, I cannot tell them it is.

[tender roost]

Dam, cuz i managed to recover from a head strike to the helmet but i began performing worse

[small glen]

Take me with u

[wise halo]

some steam friends asked me, I said yes with a big BUT

[quaint ingot]

just put 10 whole mags in him

[wise swan]

rdr1 was a full fledged game at least

[pliant crest]

I told em the issues, and that the game has some of the best potential in a fighting game I've had, but with complete silence from the devs, it could just be another arrowhead situation.

Telling them that usually completely turns them off the game.

[small glen]

So you see

Arrowhead does respond

[devout lion]

yeah i told one of my friends to fuck off EA because of its state

[small glen]

And it's always worse

[pliant crest]

Yeah, to shit on their playerbase

[small glen]

Than just being quiet

[wise halo]

best fighting game is mordhau my friend, nothing comes close to mordhau combat

[pliant crest]

Yeah, but AH actively insults it's customers.

[quaint ingot]

umm that’s the wrong way

[wise halo]

MordHow?

[pliant crest]

Bruh

Mordhau? Of all fighting games? It's good, I'd say one of the best, but the best?

[small glen]

I would prefer if Half sword devs stayed silent and not say anything, than damage control and tell us we are irrelevant and half sword core focus is the hema players.

[pliant crest]

If you mean just for mechanics themselves, I'll agree (for the most part)

[wise halo]

it's peak sword fighting

[wise swan]

wtf happened to mordhau why are there guns and magic in the game now

[pliant crest]

Until you get that mfer who can glitch his sword into his body 3 times before he swings.

[wise halo]

it's like you gotta be elite sikma male 24/7 in that game

[small glen]

Mordhau is like, one of the worse games ever 💔

[pliant crest]

If it was not for being able to comepltely break the animations in mordhau, I would say it is one of if not the best.

[small glen]

Owned by the most dogshit devs too

[pliant crest]

I'll agree to that, but the combat gameplay was pretty peak if you knew how to play it.

[devout lion]

but then you're still angering your fanbase

[wise halo]

I love breaking animations in that game

[devout lion]

the lack of communication is still bad

[pliant crest]

The biggest issue I had was how you can fuck the animations and actively break the game.

That's what killed the game, in part tbh.

[devout lion]

you can jeopardize it or mediate it

but staying silent is guaranteed bad

[quaint ingot]

Half Sword but in the hood

[pliant crest]

This

[wise halo]

ahem "coughs" moderators coughs

[small glen]

They aren't even in drama, they are allowed to be quiet about updates.

[small glen]

It was devs too and mods

[devout lion]

the drama is the negative reception and impatience due to lack of information/updates

[small glen]

The whole fucking staff team was terrible

[wise halo]

what killed the game most was no good ranked system, actually none at all, noob players were matched with elite sweatlord sikma males (me included)

[pliant crest]

I'm not even asking for like, huge communication, simply informing us something like, "Hey, we are working on the wrist issue" would be enough tbh.

[small glen]

Chivalry was what Mordhau should've been

[pliant crest]

Literally anything useful rather than complete radio silence.

Chivalry is so ass.

Game is easy af to cheat in.

and the combat is just cyclical

[wise halo]

this is fact checked by batman "true"

[pliant crest]

Chivalry is basically a reskin on every sword game that's had the same style ever.

[small glen]

I think it's fair to assume there is since it's taking so long

[sharp orchid]

most over edited video i've ever made

[pliant crest]

yeah, but we have no idea

[small glen]

Wasn't chiv literally the first one

[pliant crest]

They refuse to communicate anything informative to us.

[pliant crest]

To have three moves you can do left or right with a sword?

No, not at all.

[wise halo]

first chivalry. You ordered a spinning ballerina 360 degree hitting everything around him knight? Here ya go, hey tornbanner your game is broken af, fix it? Nah we don't and we also don't reply for like 4 years. 6 years later, oke we know we fucked up in our first game pls buy our second game 🙂 petty please.

[pliant crest]

Chivalry literally boils down to "You have three attacks. Your weapon decides speed and damage. Enjoy fighting for 10 minutes becuase you and the other dude are equally skilled at defense"

And the hackers are insane.

[wise halo]

that sums it up for me

[pliant crest]

There's one dude that's still playing

He's been hacking it for 2 years consistnetly, videos of him everywhere.

[wise halo]

yup

[pliant crest]

Whenever I hopped on last, I saw him again in a duel server, killing literally everyone in the server instatntly.

Great Khan

[small glen]

Again, they aren't required to tell us shit

[wise halo]

why do you think I didn't give a single euro to that company after the first game.

[pliant crest]

bro has been hacking chiv for 2 years and the devs could not give a shit.

[pliant crest]

No, they aren't, but they also aren't required to actually update the game.

They could just drop it and take hte money and go, that's allowed.

[small glen]

I mean

Not rly

[pliant crest]

I mean, it's happened tons of times iwth games before.

[small glen]

Steam support will give you a refund

If you explain why you get it

[pliant crest]

Hasn't worked for me.

Tried with DayZ when all that shit happened where the company dropped it

Steam said, "Too many hours" I had 40

I have wel over 100 in this game.

[small glen]

A lot of games that have devs scam the community, steam alloes and them to get refunds

[wise halo]

I am glad I refunded teardown

[small glen]

Dropping day z is a bit different?

[devout lion]

they don't need to but they probably should

[pliant crest]

Either way, the original point is actually communicating anything useful would be helpful most likely, rather than silence.

[devout lion]

just because they don't need to doesn't indicate that its a good thing

[small glen]

Because they sort of made it, end of life capable

[pliant crest]

They are not required to communicate, but it definitely hurts staying silent.

[pliant crest]

After an entirely different company and team picked it up years later.

[small glen]

What's wrong with teardown?

[wise halo]

I hate time based games (yeah I know you can mod it, I don't want to mod most of my games)

[small glen]

That's like the only indie game ik that gets frequent updates lmfao

[small glen]

It... has a sandbox....

You just basically said you don't want to mod, gmod with destruction?

[wise halo]

Yes but to be able to use full sandbox features you have to finish the game.

[small glen]

Uh.... no you don't...

[covert forge]

Teardown MP will be great when all the mods get updated for it

[wise halo]

oh yeah I had to

[gloomy hedge]

my complaint is that the game got sold to a company that now just releases paid dlc instead of meaningful updates

[covert forge]

if that ever happens

[small glen]

Who fucking cares about dlc in a moddable sandbox???

[wise halo]

the only mp you need is eurotrucksimulator 2

[wise halo]

yeah I would like to not mod my games, thats the thing.

[small glen]

I would understand if like

[small glen]

Why would you buy a moddable sandbox?!?!

[wise halo]

What you on about?

[small glen]

This is like buying gmod and getting mad it requires mods for content 😭

[gloomy hedge]

gmod doenst have a story mode doofus

[wise halo]

it isn't gmod?

it's teardown it has a story

[small glen]

Both are sandboxes.

[gloomy hedge]

and the game advertises itself as a heist game, so the story is one of the main revolving points

[wise halo]

yeah I saw the trailer before buying it, it sold itself as a story game, not as a time based story like game, also not as a sandbox.

[gloomy hedge]

garrysmod is a sandbox game, teardown is a story game that has a sandbox mode in it. there's a difference

[small glen]

You guys do know that

Teardown story mode

[wise halo]

garry's mod is literally a mod from half life 2

[small glen]

Wasn't always part of the game

[gloomy hedge]

im not complaining about the sandbox, the sandbox in teardown is wonderful, ive put hours in

[small glen]

It was added a whole year later after the ea

Teardown was always intended to be a destructive sandbox game

[gloomy hedge]

you're thinking of the second half of the story

[wise halo]

when I saw it for the first time it was story based, atleast thats how they sold it at that time

[gloomy hedge]

game launched with the first half of the story

[small glen]

Did you buy it post 2021?

[small glen]

Second half dropped in December

The full story dropped in the full release

The game main selling point was the sandbox

[wise halo]

and back when I bought it it had story time based game and I had to unlock weapons and stuff through the story to be able to use in sandbox, the first thing someone mentions is "why would you, you can just mod the game" nah man I'd like to play my games in vanilla first without modding.

[small glen]

Because rly the main feature is the sandbox, it's why so much people bought it

There is a story mode

But it just exist

I don't even think 90% of the playerbase beat it

[wise halo]

Well not what they advertised in the trailer really

[gloomy hedge]

i bought the game in 2020 actually

oct 29 2020 i think is when the ea came out

[small glen]

One game idc about at all

Is gmod successor

[gloomy hedge]

yeah a lot of the advertising was about the story

[small glen]

S&box

Who is playing tis???

For 20 dollars too?!

[wise halo]

I bought teardown in 2021

[gloomy hedge]

s&box is sick what are you talking about

at least it looks sick

[small glen]

Brother just play gmod

[small glen]

It's more like roblox than gmod

[wise halo]

I have gmod

[gloomy hedge]

what is this argument

[covert forge]

ive had the S&box playtest for like 3 years

[small glen]

You play select games, out of a play menu

[gloomy hedge]

sorry im just confused

[small glen]

There is a sandbox

[covert forge]

and like a week ago they took it away from me

[small glen]

But the main appeal

Is playing player made games

[gloomy hedge]

how is it

[covert forge]

not that interesting

from what i played

[small glen]

It's nothing like gmod

And that's what it's advertised to be, the successor to gmod

[gloomy hedge]

it could get better after it releases, since there'll be more people playing it, but who knows

[wise halo]

Gmod has legendary status, doubt a game will ever surpass that kind of game as successor.

[small glen]

Its launching with workshop support, supposedly

[small glen]

They added microtransactions too

20 dollar game, becomes f2p later

[wise halo]

who did

which game

[tender roost]

What can i do so i dont get disarmed so easily by knights?

[small glen]

S&box

[wise halo]

idk that game

[small glen]

Gmod successor

We were literally just talking bout it

[wise halo]

Thats just a label, and batman checked it and he marked it as "false"

[covert forge]

this is my only clip of s&box i did play some creator made stuff to just didnt clip anything

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[small glen]

I think, this game should just be f2p...

That'll be a major hit

[small glen]

I doubt it

They said they will charge for it

Then make it f2p later

[wise halo]

Hmmm i'll stick to gmod

[small glen]

Not a lot of people are going to pay 2x the price of gmod

[covert forge]

my workshop did have stuff that i didnt download

[tender roost]

Also why do the enemy seme to recover so easily from knockouts while i rarely am able to do so😭

[small glen]

To just play gmod in china x roblox

[covert forge]

like that squidgame guy was just there built in

[wise halo]

the enemy is cheating mate

[tender roost]

Man😅

Might just have to hire mercenaries

Been stucj at knight tournament for too long

[covert forge]

plus some other random stuff people uploaded

[small glen]

If s&box has some insanely crazy moddable features and addons

[sharp orchid]

two way hit

[small glen]

I don't see S&box ever becoming better than gmod

[dreamy sequoia]

Hows it go against man at arms and up

[sharp orchid]

i've been able to beat a knight with it

lemme try now tho

[wise halo]

As I am on the store page of teardown I am rewachting the trailer and yeah it also sells itself as a massive "story mode" game, yet they forgot to mention all story missions are time based, yeah I truly hate time based games.

[wise halo]

easy payday

steal some armor on the way to victory so you can keep more earnings in your pocket

[sharp orchid]

took a bit but yeah i got hium

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats too funny

Love it

[wise halo]

I saw the video and I concluded it is not worth my 20 euro's

[dreamy sequoia]

Think you may have made the perfect riot weapon 😆

[tender roost]

Managed to finally veat it after my 8th attempt hurray😭

And for sure took some loot w me

[sharp orchid]

dude if you beat a riot with it PLEASE send me a clip

[dreamy sequoia]

Ngl I've never downloaded/used a single mod ever. But this makes me want too

[wise halo]

I always say to my screen when I see some yter play this game and he does not loot the corpse im like LOOT THE DAMN CORPSe, they always go in store see almost no armor and is like, blah blah blah can't get the same armor as enemy blah unfair.

[tender roost]

I accidently looted my first armor hahah

Im finally getting the hang of pole axe, so much fun yet so frustrrating

[wise halo]

also when you are max muscle peak male form do some peasant challenges in slums and pick them up throw them in the lake next to it.

[dreamy sequoia]

Slums, this is sparta kicks are 10/10

[wise halo]

disrespect those plebs

show them whose peak

[dreamy sequoia]

Just go full armoured knight, drop your weapons and beat them to death

Those rioters deserve it

[tender roost]

I hate slums so much ngl

Idk why but i slip alot there

[dreamy sequoia]

Mud physics

[tender roost]

Makes sense

Also anyone else ever accidently throw their weapon when switching sides?

Mine got flung and hit two enemies

[quaint ingot]

”mud”

[dreamy sequoia]

No lol

[wise halo]

something to do with a shit hole from the castle that runs down to the lake and makes the mud go slippery with human feces.

[dreamy sequoia]

Yeah like the map has mud, that has its own physics

[sharp orchid]

that aint mud, man

[dreamy sequoia]

Lmao

[quaint ingot]

you mean the literal shit

[wise halo]

@tender roost next time when you are in that map follow the "mud"

[dreamy sequoia]

Well shit

Yeah honestly never once taken a tour 😆

Ignorance is bliss ya know.

[wise halo]

So slippery, hmmm faceplanted in to the "mud"

[dreamy sequoia]

Never falling over in the slums again

[wise halo]

"He was reaching"

[wise halo]

stay on the dry sand, or else use those wooden bridge like thingies to have grip

[sharp orchid]

i love comboing with these gloves

[dreamy sequoia]

Hey @sharp orchid have you ever considered doing some kind of bone weapon? Like a leg bone with a head as a mace

[sharp orchid]

yeah someones made that already, its not released tho

[dreamy sequoia]

Oh snap

[sharp orchid]

i have also made a weapon like that

[wise halo]

waiting for the day hardware is so advanced you can even smell whats in game. Can't wait for slum smell

[dreamy sequoia]

Cool as hell

[quaint ingot]

well shit forgot I was wearing a blue tabard

[wise halo]

you shot a copper

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-red-sniper-dance-gif-27221187

[wise halo]

All good "He was reaching"

[quaint ingot]

https://tenor.com/1c9Y.gif

[covert forge]

jab jab left hook

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-grunt-no-problem-unggoy-gif-13853339410478535330

[dreamy sequoia]

Maaaan i gotta learn to make mods, the stuff you guys do is awesome

[wise halo]

alr I go now, see you in space.

https://tenor.com/view/david-bowie-gif-8355839

[quaint ingot]

don’t ask how many times I’ve shot him

[wise loom]

Looking forward to the next update in a years time

[covert forge]

cleaner one

[wise halo]

All good "He was reaching" anyways.

[sharp orchid]

cleaner than what i can do with my own damn mod 😭

[dreamy sequoia]

Alt for jabs?

[quaint ingot]

I love playing like a certain county from florida that will shoot till they run out of ammo

[covert forge]

im double clicking

[dreamy sequoia]

Too good lol

[covert forge]

not sure if it matters

[dreamy sequoia]

Oh yeah that would work too.

[dreamy sequoia]

Try holding lmb and tapping alt?

Sometimes that way makes the swing more aggressive

Well, with certain weapons anyway, idk about gloves

[sharp orchid]

works

[dreamy sequoia]

Too good

[dreamy sequoia]

Just a flesh wound.

[sharp orchid]

man please never stop sending photos like its a cartel hit

i love it

[dreamy sequoia]

Now ya just need some barbed wire around those gloves

[quaint ingot]

I just wait like 3 seconds for my phone to mess with the quality

[sharp orchid]

walking dead style

[quaint ingot]

I love mag dumping in under a second

[tender roost]

Bruh i just got a fatal error mid fight even tho im on dx11

Is dat normal

[sharp orchid]

micheal jackson

[quaint ingot]

just crashed my game by shooting someone in the neck

my game hates that I’m using a gun

fucking shot him in the neck

[dreamy sequoia]

I think the crashing issue is something to do with the blood system

[dreamy sequoia]

Alot of people have less crashes when they turn the blood off

[quaint ingot]

I don’t mind it

he looks rather pissed that I shot his dick

I broke the game so hard it’s on a black screen

Decided to hop off since kinda late

[cold glen]

ok what the fuck

[quaint ingot]

Ok I see that something in my comment wasn’t allowed

[quaint ingot]

Went from me just executing the ai to your shenanigans

[tender roost]

Would having more weight/muscle allow u to do more damage or does it just affect how well u handle ur weapon

[quaint ingot]

It helps with damage but not very noticeable unlike the handling

most quiet I’ve seen this server

holy is everyone asleep?

[tender roost]

Oh i see

Also idk why but sometimes when i switch sides my willie just drops his poleaxe

Its so annoying man

[small glen]

my only issue with the gun mods

is the dogshit controls

J to shoot is horrendous

[tender roost]

Dam wth🤣🤣

[quaint ingot]

I have a feeling you can change it but not sure if it’s possible

[shrewd idol]

have you guys seen this bug where you're swinging a weapon down at an enemy and it just suddenly stops moving before it hits them

if i can get a screen recording of it im going to post it but that shit keeps happening to me in the middle of battles

i'll be about to brain the guy and the polearm just suddenly stutters and stops moving

[quaint ingot]

Yeah that I mostly get it when injured

[shrewd idol]

yeah wtf is going on with that shit

[tender roost]

Guys are u not able to loot broken armors

I finally veat the gols knight but i cant seem to steal his armor

Its dented af

[quaint ingot]

You can’t mug the baron

[covert forge]

doesnt let you steal his

[quaint ingot]

sadly

[covert forge]

you just have to defeat him like 10 times

[main orbit]

/

[tender roost]

Are you serious😭

[quaint ingot]

I feel like I’ve seen that

[tender roost]

I struggled so hard w tge lord tournament

[covert forge]

yes

[tender roost]

Well it did say i got his cuirass

Bruh i hate this guy

[quaint ingot]

I’ve done it maybe 15 times since 1k ain’t that much

and found out I could give myself more by messing with my save

[tender roost]

Is lord just tge max rank now

[quaint ingot]

yeah

[tender roost]

Lammme

[quaint ingot]

the baron’s armor is meh

[tender roost]

Update when

Need more content

[quaint ingot]

I’m on day 424

or I think I am

[tender roost]

Wth

What do you even do end game

[quaint ingot]

could be higher

[tender roost]

Lord missions are so lame

[quaint ingot]

I got my first mod

[tender roost]

Alot of em are just riots

[quaint ingot]

after 106hrs

[shrewd idol]

More what

[tender roost]

Is there a mode where u can kill countless of fully armored knights

Hordes of em

[quaint ingot]

coin

[shrewd idol]

Oh

[tender roost]

How high do you guys like to put the dmg to npc slider?

[tender roost]

Hey we are the same

I like to put my sliders at D aswell

[covert forge]

i think its the best spot

[solar glacier]

damage to player max and damage to npc min, its fun on freeplay sometimes

[buoyant linden]

Depends what im doing sometimes I like to set it low so fights take some time sometimes I just wanna cause a massacre

[covert forge]

for longer fights

[tender roost]

Fair enough

[solar glacier]

imo the issue with the damage slider is that it also translates to how easy youre knocked down...?

90% of my deaths at least were from me being gangbanged on the ground

[tender roost]

I can relate

And for whatever reason i strugle to get back up most the time

[restive cave]

I'm pretty sure this is because taking damage causes you to slightly lose balance

[lost rover]

Me three

[small glen]

Gun + My dueling sword

[covert forge]

i wonder if they will ever change the gore slider

i personally prefer it lower

[tender roost]

I lowered mine all tge way

I feel like its a bit to exxagerated even when its low already

[lost rover]

I hope disembowelment comes faster

I wanna pull on willie’s intestines

[floral veldt]

conquest

https://giphy.com/gifs/fork-dish-organs-RbwPeBeN6QfPHklPhV

[solar glacier]

Is that a planned feature? Lol

Also also

How come body parts don't come off easily

Like

Arms and legs get amputed normally

But heads stay attached

And if you split a Willie in half its like he's attached by a single string

[near grotto]

Its the invisible string that is fueled by your DISBELIEF!!!!

Have FAITH and the string shall be CUT!!!!!

[tender roost]

Whats up w all my lord missiona beibg riots mostly in slums too

[plucky gulch]

is there some trick to stabbing that Im not getting? I can stab the enemies fine in the demo but in the ea my weapon seems to always go off to the side like crazy

[midnight leaf]

stabbing in the ea is just ass 😔💔

[plucky gulch]

sadge ok

[tender roost]

Thrusting sucks rn

[plucky gulch]

I miss sticking my sword in a guy 😢

[solar glacier]

If you have a long-ish sword you can just hold it out and Willies with shorter weapons will just walk into it

[plucky gulch]

doestn work when they have armour but ye i suppose

best method seems to be halfswording

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[solar glacier]

I mean...yeah

Even in the demo stabbing willies with chest armor was hard

[plucky gulch]

well you can stab in the leg or the arm or whatever

ideally the head

[dawn pier]

where are people getting guns i just looked at the phoyography and some people have guns wth?

[vital perch]

mace

[shrewd idol]

They’re using mods

[dawn pier]

they should add a flintlock

[hollow quiver]

Meow

[dawn pier]

the moth just meowed

[restive barn]

not period accurate

[dawn pier]

sads

[lost rover]

Son

[dreamy sequoia]

Theres a period accurate mod, thats a gun. Called Arquebus

[slow iris]

uh oh

[north wigeon]

Rip

[vital dagger]

Beating peasants up while being a literal lord rank is amazing.

Shite

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-ring-the-bell-ringing-bell-gif-16270849

Day 36362525 no update

[restive barn]

don't wear open face helm