halfsword-chat-⚔

[solar nest]

i still dont like how it says "craft armor" yet only lets you edit armor youve bought or stolen

theres not much armor crafting going on

[cinder coral]

anyone know if theres any updates planned for this month?

[true zealot]

updates come when they come

the most you can really do is look at their trello page

https://trello.com/b/TN5AbCGk/half-sword-roadmap

even then idk if its updated frequently

[crude flower]

Takes forever, but we ball

Space engineers, cosmoteer, they all have their time in the spotlight and they continue to churn out good updates

Small team big heart

[spring lintel]

dude what happened to this games updates

[gusty loom]

i just opened the server to ask if there has been any news lol

im lucky enough to run the game fine but it does get a bit stale

just farming baron tourneys

im not a game developer and i understand their team is small but perhaps they should grow their team now that early access has sold so many copies?

im sure there is more complexities to it but idk

i just hope the game isnt stuck in early access hell

[solar nest]

first match ive ever had to give up because of how absurdly laggy it was

why does alley lag for like

no reason

[vital perch]

ass pc + shit optimization

try lowering your graphics/resolution

[solar nest]

my pc isnt even that bad its only alley that just has INSANE fps drops

amd 9070 xt

[vital perch]

then it's shit optimization

it's been months since any updates

[stray carbon]

performance is very bad

even on low

[orchid crystal]

man, this is early access of basically an overbuilt indie title

indie's rarely are of this level of depth... like if this was a 2d scroller or something.. yeah complain

[uneven jolt]

if you got a good pc turn it on epic some reaosn works for me lol

but on low it runs shit idek lmfaooo

[orchid crystal]

yes, just adjust for better frames, and vibe. Relish in the state of it. weapons stick in the ground, get lost in forest, you'll crash out here and there, bumping a wall knocks you out, w/e

[uneven jolt]

i got a xt 7900 xtx and still be laggin haha but itll all buff son

i just pray ts dont become abandonware bc the mfs alr made a couple hundred grand off us if not more

[orchid crystal]

just to add a little here.. we also cannot compare this to a megolith EA title that goes full launch with a bajillion bugs

[sleek gull]

I don't think that is the case. The Community Manager comes into this chat weekly once the nay sayers start acting up, and sets the record straight.

[orchid crystal]

context is really important when bitching about Half Sword imo

[orchid crystal]

was the game not worth $25 though? you can still play it too whenever you want

people buy battlefield xx for $70 and it's dog shit for 3 mos

[uneven jolt]

im no nay sayer i have over 1k hours between all builds of the game i feel but its kindas sad a majority of the community sticks to playing the demo lmaooo explain that for me

[soft osprey]

If you get 40 hours out of it you got your moneys worth

[sleek gull]

Because the community is waiting for the combat to get fixed in the EA build.

[orchid crystal]

I can't because I never played demo

but maybe some things in demo weren't stable on certain maps in EA and it was better to add the features they did and remove others.. than to keep it all and have to delay EA

due to not working or something.. idk tbh

[orchid crystal]

I've played 50, and... I think I can still count on 2 hands the times I've sat down to play. 😄

I get locked in, but don't have daily time to offer. The first night I played EA I stayed up all night, went to work, and have 2 kids.. didn't go to bed until they were down that next evening lol

[uneven jolt]

its a midevil sandbox fighting game i want endless amounts of content, map creation, multiplayer, we will get all that eventually im sure as long as they invest the money into better and faster work logistics better schedules etc. they had some of the biggest youtubers playing it but once you beat the baron 5 times you get kinda worn out. its such a good game it needs advertised more on more sites more views eqquals more customers equals more employees equals faster and better and more optimized content i just would hate to see it fail when it could make them at least a cool 20 mill

[soft osprey]

It’s just funny cause I check the reviews sometimes and you see some that have like 200-300 hours in EA and then theyre like “dont recommend, thumbs down” like they didn’t get 300 hours of gameplay out of 25 dollars

[modern dust]

Quick question, if I have the crossbow and shot it, can I pick up the bolt and use it to reload again/put it in my quiver?

[deep shale]

at the beginning of each round, the crossbow reloads with a free bolt
but yes, you can find the bolt, grab it, and load it again

[little burrow]

hi, i'm trying to set my weight to 106 in UEsaveeditor, how do I do that?. I know you can set to like 5 and get insanely strong but that's not the goal.

[modern dust]

That's cool, thanks!

[little burrow]

adding to that, you can also stab people with it.

[onyx moon]

not bad

[red path]

Is the mass glitch just visual? My mass was 94 when I opened the game today, but it dropped to 80 after my first fight and it's been there for like two hours.

[soft osprey]

Yes

Typically if you close and re open the inventory itll fix itself

[red path]

Not for me, I've done like 20 fights at least and opened the inventory a bunch. It was only correct the first time I opened the inventory

[vital bluff]

Strange, for me it normally goes back to normal when I tab out of my inventory and then back in

[red path]

Oh, that did work. I guess I was just opening the inventory one time every time my round ended and it had the glitched value. Thanks for the help

[vital bluff]

I wasn't expecting that to actually help out

Neat

[warped apex]

@sleek gull

We've got a new way to gun

[lost rover]

Holy moly what is this

[white frost]

whats with the sudden booming of gun mods

[lost rover]

No i mean how did it become a shoulder cannon

[white frost]

oh nah i genuinely have no idea

atleast my pistol is a mace

[warped apex]

@white frost guns are peak

[white frost]

he went on to mastering melee weapons to ranged weapons

🔥

[shrewd idol]

does anyone know what the max KG your character can get is?

[restive barn]

there's no max but it starts slowing down at 93 kg

[shrewd idol]

my dudes at 102 now

can i get to like 127??

[restive barn]

you must be oon day 300 or smth

[restive barn]

yep and higher

[shrewd idol]

holy fuck

IM GONNA BE A GIANT

[restive barn]

u can technically get natural buffslop

and at a certain point your character stops reacting to physics normally

and at another point it'll just crash

[lost rover]

Then youll need to uesave

Edit

[restive barn]

not unless u have 2147483647 days

[lost rover]

But i want natural buffslop fat

[sleek gull]

Is that a shoulder mounted gattling gun!?

[warped apex]

Yes

[restive barn]

where'd u get that

[warped apex]

Found it

[restive barn]

where

link

[lost rover]

Poop.com

[plucky lake]

D:

[restive barn]

where is it

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-rocks-train-tracks-sadness-slow-walk-gif-16591955

[cosmic crow]

whats the max weight

[lost rover]

Dachshundfreepuppies.com

[restive barn]

technically there is no max weight but the weight gain starts slowing down after 93kg on max stature

[lost rover]

I wanna have a short and fat willie but he keeps getting proportionally sized down

I hate it

[cosmic crow]

ah

is there a reason i cant equip upper leg guards

[lost rover]

You need an arming doublet

Or a doublet

[cosmic crow]

ah

[lost rover]

Doublet for legs only

Arming for arms and legs

[cosmic crow]

i ripped them off a dead champion

[wise halo]

Well look at that, are these suppossed to be BONES, I don't think so THIS IS A LIZARD IN DISGUISE

[lavish axle]

week 3 of asking half sword dev to release a half sword open map

[cosmic crow]

im trying to get so much armor i cant take damage at all

[cosmic crow]

is there a reason i need a doublet and cant wear it with a gambeson

[restive barn]

that's what im here for

[cosmic crow]

what goes in like the skirt looking slot

[lost rover]

Maile skirt

[cosmic crow]

alr

[meager locust]

how do i increase the grip on my willie

whenever i try to grab with my willie i cant hold on

[austere tinsel]

ribbons

[soft osprey]

No clue in reality. Im sure theres some basis for it, like probably the arming doublet being the typical dress under the armor historically or maybe it’s special made to fit the armor on? Idk im not a medieval arms and armor buff, just a guess

In game though, just need arming doublet without the arm chains

[cosmic crow]

i just discombobulated the game and it made me drop everything

[outer minnow]

An arming doublet is a specialized, quilted garment worn under medieval plate armor, primarily acting as a foundation to attach armor pieces, distribute weight, and provide comfort. It features reinforced lacing holes (points) to secure armor, prevents chafing, and offers limited shock absorption

[austere tinsel]

how do i start a new progression save

[outer minnow]

It’s because it has connection points for the armor where a gambeson doesn’t

[cosmic crow]

ah

[outer minnow]

By retiring, you keep money, insured items and any items in your box

[austere tinsel]

ok

[outer minnow]

If you wanna entirely restart then either use a different account or delete the save files

[cosmic crow]

im so heavily armored i have no exposed points and have not taken damage for the past 2 real life hour

[outer minnow]

Nice

What tier?

[cosmic crow]

veteran

[outer minnow]

Makes sense

[cosmic crow]

i was like this like 3 tiers before veteran tho

[outer minnow]

As you go further up you’ll def get damaged due to people having more blunt weapons

[outer minnow]

Yeah, it’s very easy to get armor, like annoyingly easy

[cosmic crow]

i rip armor off champions and then pick what to take

[outer minnow]

I was in full plate by hiring people by the time I was at the end of militia

[lost rover]

I hire very armorrd people

Then try to kill with environment

[gusty loom]

i wish there was a way to toggle the zombies in abyss mode to be human like in the demo i really hate their bite attacks and how they just drop their weapons half the time

[cosmic crow]

whats yalls tactic against heavily armored enemies mine is just going for the legs

[gusty loom]

head bonks

is my go to

i usually only go for legs in partially armored enemies

going for armpits with a halfsworded sword is also pretty good

[cosmic crow]

earlier i scared one into surrendering by just repeatedly going for his feet

[lost rover]

Knock them down then remove their armour

[gusty loom]

LOL

i never thought of stripping my enemies

[lost rover]

I like to strip them before killing

[soft osprey]

Bro just likes humiliating his opponents

[cosmic crow]

i do the same

i take their armor off and then chop of their limbs

[gusty loom]

i only strip and full on murder them if they annoy me while i fight them

[cosmic crow]

turn them into a living potato

[gusty loom]

i try to be merciful

[soft osprey]

I take the helmet off them in one of those revenge matches

[lost rover]

I think they get angry and swing around more if they get hit hard

[soft osprey]

Because nobody who beat me once is allowed to live

Everyone else just gets knocked out

[cosmic crow]

real

[lost rover]

I chop all my enemies

[gusty loom]

idk if its just me but the edge alignment SUCKS i keep smacking people with the side of my blade instead of the edge

i might as well use a shovel

how my axe is hitting people

[cosmic crow]

i forgot i cant send images i was gonna send a pic of what i did to one

[soft osprey]

It’s a bit janky yes, but swords especially need a lot of practice to be good. Axes, funny enough are considered drastically too sharp

[gusty loom]

also a good thing for armored enemies

when theyre on the ground crouch and hold your weapon to their neck

[cosmic crow]

#photography📷 message this

[gusty loom]

in case you dont know that makes them surrender

you can also kick their balls a bunch

pick your poison

[cosmic crow]

he was being incredibly annoying

[soft osprey]

How about poison

[cosmic crow]

i just spam kick while trying to cut them apart

[soft osprey]

I need them to add poison

[gusty loom]

there is poison

[soft osprey]

It would be cool to watch them slowly get weaker and slower

[cosmic crow]

that would be great

[soft osprey]

And then collapse

[gusty loom]

in the tavern

at night

[cosmic crow]

even better if we could put poison on our weapons

[soft osprey]

I also want to get drunk and fight with an effect that shows your drunk

Like Youre literally in a tavern already

Just sway the screen and blur it

[gusty loom]

i just want anything added

[cosmic crow]

2 drunk willys fighting

[lost rover]

How about they make us act like the drunkard

[soft osprey]

People have asked for tavern brawl forever now

It would be such a shame if they don’t add it

[gusty loom]

biggest thing that needs added is optimization for multiple humans existing at once

my game runs smooth as butter until we got 3 people at once

[near grotto]

The 1 billion polygon eye model in question

[lost rover]

I want tavern champion and fight fat bastard and make him disappear for a few days and have bandaged fora few days with angry face

[soft osprey]

Theyre in a pretty shitty spot where people think theres not enough content, but also it needs heavy optimization. That either takes a lot of time or you get one or the other at a time

[gusty loom]

please tell me this is a joke

[rotund palm]

the organ models being rendered at all times while gore is turned off

[plucky lake]

atp might as well make our own

[lost rover]

He has a detailed butthole

Willie*

And pubes

And buttcrack

[rotund palm]

if it was real steam wouldnt allow game seer to publish half sword

[gusty loom]

very nice

[soft osprey]

Fighting a fat fuckin bastard would be cool, like the troll fight in examina arena

[cosmic crow]

imagine they add the drunkards cloak for if you get too drunk

[humble bloom]

No, within current half sword lore when they are close to death their writhing on the ground somehow gets stronger and stronger until the millisecond they die.
This should obviously be extended to while they are on their feet.
It might be our only hope of the wrists being fixed

[gusty loom]

i hope this game doesnt end up like exanima

[cosmic crow]

you can fight a fat guy in uh rdr2

[soft osprey]

Modders can. Theyre already making/importing custom maps. Im actually not sure why nobody has made a tavern one yet

[grave pecan]

spike came in clutch

[lost rover]

Berry detailed

[gusty loom]

i want a modder to replace the zombies in abyss mode with humans

[lost rover]

This has crazy mass

[near grotto]

Exaggeration, but not quite a joke

[lost rover]

One touch breaks an arm

[soft osprey]

It won’t, the goal is EA for around 1-1 1/2 years and they have a vision. examina is literally just a tech demo more or less, the actual game is coming out in like 40 years

[gusty loom]

the actual game for exanima isnt coming out lol

i forget what its original name was

[rotund palm]

cant wait to play full release when they have a 1 in 100000000000000000000000 chance for a time traveler to introduce you to GTA 6 where you can play the entirety of GTA 6 as if you literally owned the game and played it without half sword

[soft osprey]

Idk, Theyve gotta be doing all this for a reason, I can’t imagine people are throwing millions of dollars at them anymore. At some point they gotta move to make the actual game or something lol

[soft osprey]

Something with an S

[near grotto]

Sexanima

[soft osprey]

Sui generis

Thats it

[near grotto]

Sexanima

[soft osprey]

An open world RPG is the aim

But the rate theyre going it’s literally gonna be 20 years

Examina itself has been in development for like over a decade

[near grotto]

No it's Sexanima trust

[cosmic crow]

i just found out you can jump

[soft osprey]

You can also fall

[gusty loom]

a lot of the reviews for exanima on steam say that the devs just trolls people in the game forums

[soft osprey]

I respect that, Thats funny, but also, get the game out damnit

[near grotto]

I wanna eat some pineapple

[gusty loom]

you may

[near grotto]

If Half Sword Devs did that then Georgia would be in flames

[soft osprey]

Me when I enjoy having acid destroy my mouth after 5 bites

[near grotto]

Weak

[gusty loom]

bro cant handle a pineapple

[soft osprey]

Kiwis are the same

But kiwis are actually really good

[humble bloom]

I just remembered half sword steam forums exist.
I know what I must do.

[near grotto]

KIWIS?????????

[gusty loom]

kiwis scream when i eat them

[soft osprey]

Yes!!!!

[near grotto]

The fuck kinda kiwis are you eating

[soft osprey]

It has the same affect!

One sec im gonna chat gpt my proof

[gusty loom]

idk but their hair tastes gross

[near grotto]

Me when I pluck my kiwis from the corrosive evil ass kiwi tree

[gusty loom]

and i hate having to eat the beak

[near grotto]

Fr

[gusty loom]

same with chicken

i like chicken but i just hate eating the beak

[soft osprey]

Kiwis can irritate your mouth because they’re doing a little chemical “attack” on a sensitive area.

The main reason is an enzyme in kiwifruit called actinidin. It breaks down proteins—which is great for digestion, but your mouth is made of soft tissue full of proteins too. So when you eat kiwi, that enzyme can start slightly breaking down the surface of your lips, tongue, or cheeks, causing a tingling, burning, or raw feeling.

There are a couple of other factors that make it worse:

• Acidity: Kiwis are fairly acidic, which can amplify irritation—especially if your mouth is already sensitive.
• Sensitivity or mild allergy: Some people have a reaction similar to oral allergy syndrome, where certain fruits cause itching or discomfort in the mouth.
• Unripe kiwi: Less ripe kiwis have more active enzyme and more acid, so they’re harsher.

If it’s mild, it’s usually harmless. But if you notice stronger symptoms—like swelling, hives, or trouble breathing—that’s more serious and you should avoid kiwi and get medical advice.

If you still want to eat them, try:

• Letting them get fully ripe (softer = less harsh)
• Eating them with yogurt or something dairy-based (can help neutralize the enzyme a bit)

[rotund palm]

it eats you

[soft osprey]

Thanks ChatGPT for never ever being wrong about anything ever

[near grotto]

Have you considered that you just can't handle it

[gusty loom]

truth nuke

[soft osprey]

Have you considered that ur a nerd

[rotund palm]

YOU COULD HAVE LET ME EXPLAIN

IM A NERD

[gusty loom]

gamer fight

[near grotto]

Sir Moai of Easter defeated by a kiwi fruit

[gusty loom]

gamers fight now

[soft osprey]

Crafty rat more like

Not crafty at all rat

[gusty loom]

woah dude

[soft osprey]

🖕

[gusty loom]

too far

[rotund palm]

too far

[soft osprey]

Haters

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[gusty loom]

erm mods

mods kill this game

[grave pecan]

got the newest half sword build #BOOYAH

[cosmic crow]

i just got a picture of my cameras hand inside a flame

[near grotto]

Sir Moai of Easter but like the shitty kind of Easter that's like actually religious and they bring you to brunch that sucks

[soft osprey]

I am now going to abuse my authority to win a fight

[cosmic crow]

how do i check my xp

[gusty loom]

what the fuck are you playing dawg

[near grotto]

When do you not?

[cosmic crow]

bro wdym thats halfsword

[soft osprey]

When mcwonder can see

[rotund palm]

WWWWWWW

the unreleased alpha release

[grave pecan]

what do you mean?

[soft osprey]

#stat-rank-check using the /rank command through the Willie bot

[near grotto]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[cosmic crow]

alr

[gusty loom]

is it just an early version of half sword

[soft osprey]

Itch.io

[humble bloom]

Its the new update

[lean niche]

🚫 ohbam_, that command is disabled in this channel.

[cosmic crow]

its the next update he got it early

[gusty loom]

im going to torture all of you

[soft osprey]

@plucky lake can only use it in #stat-rank-check

[plucky lake]

[humble bloom]

Its the content update, you'll hear new voicelines and theres a big castle and combat is more snappy.

And new faces

[soft osprey]

This

This seems true

[humble bloom]

Better performance too

[cosmic crow]

they optimized it too much they are gonna revert it next update

[rotund palm]

hi willie

[gusty loom]

half sword on the psp

[soft osprey]

Im going to assume Youre a dirty little liar cause no doubt Youre under an NDA 😡

[rotund palm]

on the ksp

[soft osprey]

Which means

Performance is worse

No castle

No new faces

No need voices

In fact theyre cancelling the game

[gusty loom]

they should add burger to half sword in the next update

can you imagine you sword fightin then you eat burger?

[humble bloom]

If I was lying than what is dev7 playing right now

[gusty loom]

game is called half sword
full sized swords

i want a refund

[soft osprey]

You should’ve leveraged your voice acting into forcing the devs to turn your face into the new Willie

[rotund palm]

dwayne johnson should have his face in the game

[cosmic crow]

i want a mod where all the willies are just gnomes

[humble bloom]

Dwayne legally cant lose so having him in the game would violate the contract everytime a player or npc loses with his skin.

[rotund palm]

what if hes just invincible

[humble bloom]

Half sword will find a way

[rotund palm]

half sword always finds a way

[rotund palm]

when we believe in half sword

half sword believes in us

[deep shale]

i believe the dev needs to post a screenshot

like before

[rotund palm]

yes

[deep shale]

remember this one?
we went crazy for it

because we thought the game would contain lobsters

[soft osprey]

Youre acting like Pierre didnt come in chat last week to say “hello” and then leave chat

They’re doing all they can to communicate 😔

[deep shale]

if i didn't see it happen, it may as well not happen

he should have @ everyone

[soft osprey]

Oh wait he also said

“How is everyone”

And then left without responding to anyone

So, you know

[humble bloom]

Truly this is the greatest communication in the history of communication, maybe ever.

[soft osprey]

Communication

[soft osprey]

Felt like a taunt

[deep shale]

anguished

and forgotten

[soft osprey]

Like no way did they come in just to literally say hello as their first communication in almost 3 months

And then not even respond to anyone

[deep shale]

id believe it

[soft osprey]

Like that just seems

Purposely antagonistic

[deep shale]

id believe it 100% because this is half sword

devs worship the pagan gods of madness

[humble bloom]

I love asking questions and not sticking around long enough to see the answer.

How is everyone btw?

[deep shale]

okay chat how do i hotwire an f-16

[tough hollow]

Interesting

[deep shale]

uh oh gotta run

[soft osprey]

With some tape and a paperclip

[misty gazelle]

Doin good. Scream up anything good lately?

[tough hollow]

When’s the Fortnite collab?

[soft osprey]

Damnit Vincent..

[tough hollow]

Cool combo with broke arm

[white frost]

Holy shit

[cosmic crow]

moai in photography by additional edits allowed does it allow photoshop?

[soft osprey]

Should be fine. Typically we had one moderator who took a lot of pictures in halfsword, who was watching the channel like a hawk but hes since become inactive, so im sure it’s fine

[cosmic crow]

alr

[soft osprey]

Idk what he meant by additional edits is what I mean so just post it

I won’t remove it

[deep shale]

im bored as hell right now
should i stream in voice

[cosmic crow]

im currently making the edits

[sharp thunder]

using my bar and glock together lets u have an arm cannon by holding alt down lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/robert-downey-jr-marvel-iron-man-lXo8uSnIkaB9e

[cobalt egret]

anyone able to translate ᛋlᚴᚱl ᛅᚴ ᛅᚱᛅ ᚴᚢᛏ ᚴlᚠlᚱ ᛋᛏlᚱᚴᛅ?
i think i got that right

unless the cross pattys are actually part of the text, i doubt that tho

[grave moth]

guys can someone tell me how to add mods

[cosmic crow]

i dont think that says anything

[cobalt egret]

darn

[cosmic crow]

what you said is just gibberish

[rotund palm]

he must be so busy

poor pierre

[cosmic crow]

i sent my image if you want to see it

[grave moth]

@cosmic crowbro how to change maps

[cosmic crow]

why the hell would i know

my brains smoother than a koalas

[soft osprey]

Lmao love it

[grave moth]

bro you dont have brain lol

[soft osprey]

Willie stew

[true zealot]

why is the gun mod doin that on big city

gulp

built in censor

[limber imp]

chromes gun mods dont like other mods

[true zealot]

time to make the jump to adamgenius' mod then

[white frost]

is there any explanation behind this

[outer minnow]

Your hitbox clipped into theirs and he got flung because of moment and being ragdolled is my guess

[white frost]

probably

ive been trying to figure it how to use the bug manually

[outer minnow]

Good luck

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-creature-autism-creature-autism-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-18028501342418737771

no news

[pseudo matrix]

Where is half sword update

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cook-chef-2--k01KQ0FB5290PY92XFEZGGZT4FR

[pseudo matrix]

Like do you even know when it might come out I haven’t heard news about this game in like forever

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-large-cook-crazy-cooking-let-him-cook-gif-7665623921422416937

let them cook trust bro

[rotund palm]

i met jadeofmaar the guy who MAKES KSP MODS

AND I HAVE HIS MODS

[little verge]

No set timeline at the moment. It's a bigger update so it needs more time.

[white frost]

how big are we talking

1-100

[river onyx]

thats like all we hear yo

[upper wyvern]

2027 is da year trust 💯

[pseudo matrix]

We got to wait for 2027 for one hotfix

[river onyx]

perchance

[nova raptor]

Guys will I get banned if I take a shot for every time I die in halfsword

And then die irl

Asking for a friend

[white frost]

idk

[nova raptor]

[nova raptor]

Guys which weapon do you like most(excluding swords)

[little verge]

Please drink responsibly I don't govern IRL servers and I hear the IRL CM is not as kind.

[pseudo matrix]

Mace

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/metal-gear-jetstream-sam-revengeance-Du842vHOEC9Ge8aQBe

[nova raptor]

Dw dw I was kidding

[white frost]

a gun combined with a mace

[ocean jackal]

stop around like the 10th death and then try and do some art

[nova raptor]

Its the video of a certain Youtuber named bucky

[ocean jackal]

id like to see that

[upper wyvern]

dont

[nova raptor]

Or what if I shoot myself every time I die in halfsword

[river onyx]

mcwonder did u make part of the game?

[little verge]

Bucky did a drinking challenge?

[nova raptor]

Yeah 3 months ago

[tranquil lantern]

Mcwonder invented halfsword

[upper wyvern]

my hands are like cannons bro they my weapons

[ocean jackal]

your probably going to die half way through if you hit your neck or a artiery

[tranquil lantern]

He is halfsword incarnate

[river onyx]

mclord

[nova raptor]

Half sword but every time I DIE I take a shot is the video name

[white frost]

@little verge how big is this update..?

[little verge]

I do not make anything the game. I am present for development meetings and get to see all the processes but my only additions are ideas and feedback.

[nova raptor]

Big enough

[nova raptor]

Unfortunately the video is only 13 minutes long

[upper wyvern]

man we getting all that

okay maybe not everything rn but something yes

[white frost]

all of this in the big update? 😭

[ocean jackal]

its so big even she hasnt seen bigger updates

[little verge]

It's relative, I don't have a concrete answer that will not over hype your expectations.

[nova raptor]

Can we kill the animals

[white frost]

shit man

[ocean jackal]

bro no dont kill the little moose

[little verge]

No these are all the future features planned throughout EA development.

[white frost]

your expecting a giant wild bear in the future updates yeah

[white frost]

damn okay

[nova raptor]

Too bad I cant beat up animals on demo

[upper wyvern]

wait new physics interactions?>

please add shitting i need that

[white frost]

you know how sick it would be as you get mauled to death by a bear while your other mercenaries try to save you

??!!

[nova raptor]

Anyway Ima go back to watching halfsword but I take a shot everytime I die

[little verge]

Ivan said no.

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[nova raptor]

Who cares what Ivan says just add shitting

[white frost]

MAN

[upper wyvern]

look at him

and reconsider please

[nova raptor]

Dont worry guys Ill add shitting myself

[white frost]

can we atleast expect to throw dry shit at someone soon

😭

[upper wyvern]

il pay

[little verge]

You know what your right, at the next meeting I'm gonna say "Ivan just becuase your the art director does not mean you get to bully great Ideas! We are adding the shitting mechanic because the people demand it!".

[white frost]

or smear horse shit in someone's face

[nova raptor]

[upper wyvern]

1 pfennigs

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-virus-die-hello-gass-gif-21265801

[nova raptor]

I lied

[white frost]

genuinely do we really need a shitting mechanic

😭

[nova raptor]

Yeah

[upper wyvern]

you just made me think

[nova raptor]

Really OP blunt weapon

[upper wyvern]

we need a fart gun f shitting

[nova raptor]

Makes your enemies surrender immedeitaly

[upper wyvern]

this shit gonna be overpowered

like you shoot farts and they sudenlly collapse

choking and exploding

[white frost]

nah were good

[plucky lake]

shawn ryan looks like willie and no one can tell me different

[white frost]

your better off throwing dry shit at someone's face

[little verge]

The thread has been nuked, but there used to be a feedback thread about adding a shitting and pissing mechanic.

The shitting was suggested as realistic mechanics on bowel evacuation on death. Peeing was suggested to be added as a part of a drinking mechanic.

[sleek gull]

THIS is Willie

[upper wyvern]

well imagine you in a tourney right, you shit in round 1 and when you fight baron you can throw some dry shi at him

making his armor turn brown

[white frost]

drinking mechanic???

your better off pissing on your opponent 😭

idk about the shitting mechanic

its disgusting and yet cool at the same time

[upper wyvern]

you press g and he gives up

[plucky lake]

the in game willies need more of this

[little verge]

That is GHM with a willie AI filter.

[little verge]

People have been requesting a mechanic to get into drunken tavern fights since before I was on the team.

[white frost]

when are we seeing this at some point

[mental kelp]

just answered your question in the question

at some point

[little verge]

When there are maps released with lords chambers. These are not items belonging to the peasants.

[white frost]

oh

would be cool if we saw one like this in the cellar

[white frost]

are we gonna see this in the forest? or nah

[little verge]

Maybe one that is lower quality.

[little verge]

Probably not, who randomly puts an outhouse in the forest? Just use a log.

[white frost]

oh

what map are we expecting to see an outhouse

since this would be cool

shoving your opponent's face directly in the hole

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289757882153308311/moving.gif

[upper wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mzPGHbJhVS1I0eBZi?invite=cr-MSw1Z3ksMTYxMDM0Mzk4

[white frost]

LMAO

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[white frost]

DUDE JUST SNATCHED YOU

IM CRINE

[upper wyvern]

fatality on my ahh

[ocean jackal]

imagine training all your life just for you to pick up a enemy to like show your tuff aura and then his sickle just goes into your skull

that must sting

huh

[upper wyvern]

it does 😭

[ocean jackal]

maybe he wanted to have a redo in the abyss

[ocean jackal]

omni man special

[white frost]

your telling me we are gonna have a chance to fight in someone's room 😭

[grand warren]

yall, im planning on buying the ea but after reading the reviews, theres a LOT of people saying the physics are bad and that the demo is better, two questions:

is it actually bad?
if yes, will it be fixed?

[sleek gull]

There are issues that will be worked on in regards to combat.

[ionic ocean]

Like multiplayer?

[grand warren]

so will the physics be similar/the same as the demo's one or will it get upgraded?

[white frost]

pretty bad

but its gonna get fixed

[grand warren]

dang it

[white frost]

how bad? an opponent standing up on top of you while your holding them on one leg

[sleek gull]

At this time, there is a noticable difference.

I personally do not play EA after I have completed the content it provides, and mainly play Demo currently.

[ocean jackal]

just buy the game now and bite the bullet before they bump the price up and do a nintendo with a 60$ game

[grand warren]

is there like a date or sum when its gonna get fixed? i plan on buying it on christmas sale or black friday

if it doesnt release before

[sleek gull]

We have not been provided a timeline towards the next update or any future updates.

[grand warren]

dang it.

[sharp thunder]

i just want splitscreen to be stable, thats my #1 wish

oops didnt mean to reply

[grand warren]

also can we have women ingame and like a broken beer bottle weapon

pretty please

[sleek gull]

No to the Women. Broken bottle, not sure, but a plausable request

[white frost]

its been 3 months but dont worry

[grand warren]

i dont even know if glass bottles already existed at the time

[sleek gull]

Not at the moment. However there are little evironmental trinkets that you can pick up and throw around.

[white frost]

no but alot of people have also requested that 💀

[grand warren]

i mean like at the time where the game is

[humble bloom]

The seer is a woman.

[soft osprey]

Your mom is a woman

Got em

[swift prairie]

Did the game stop updating?

[upper wyvern]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/mzQ35NpEO_xzCgG6c?invite=cr-MSwycVIsMTYxMDM0Mzk4&v=8

ronaldinho of half sword

[soft osprey]

No theyre still hard at work, next update is big

[swift prairie]

okay 👍

[hollow night]

Hello everyone. i played the demo before but just recently started the Early access. I keep falling down like a lot more than i remember. is there a trick to standing up faster? i am tired of losing fights because my latest willy is incapable of getting up after a simple stumble

[swift prairie]

Isn't there a progression mechanics? like the more you play as your character the more muscles he has

*bigger

maybe thats it

[still osprey]

Not being able to stand is the most infuriating part of the game. There are ways to stand up a bit quicker (W on your back and S on your tummy while looking forward) but it still barely works lol

Holding the opposite also let's you crawl. If you're getting pounded while down it's almost always better to just give up

[hollow night]

I had a feeling it was just jank mechanics. I love the game but it is incredibly annoying to lose fights because i cant stand after falling for no reason.

[still osprey]

Do you have a lot of armor on? If you're too heavy for the amount of muscle you have you stumble way easier

I only fall for no reason now in the slums

[hollow night]

I'm in Beggar. that would probably explain it. I cant win the tourney i keep losing in the last round to falling down or being insta killed

[still osprey]

I'm also enjoying the game so much I don't even care about those losses from falls. Just stay up to date paying for the souls to be put to rest so if you die it's not so hard to save yourself.

One thing that helped me get farther in the game was the crossbow. You can find it on the forest map. Once everyone's wearing armor it's no good but it got me past a few ranks

[hollow night]

How do you get to the maps? ive only been able to do dules or brawls so far?

[still osprey]

It's just random. I forget if forest shows up for beggars you might have to get past that first

The maps are just where you fight but if you look around there's a chance to find items. If you pick them up you keep them after the fight

[crude flower]

Forest i don't think does

[wheat leaf]

mp40 in halfsword

are you kidding me

[little verge]

Ok now I am sold on gun mods.

[sharp thunder]

soon

[little verge]

When are you gonna do an AK?

[sharp thunder]

whenever, trying to do some more unique weapons first i suppose

[wheat leaf]

rpg :)

[sharp thunder]

i want an as val

[little verge]

P90 and AK will actually get me to use some mods lol.

[sharp thunder]

p90 would actually be so sick that might be what i try next

damn didnt mean to reply mb

[limber imp]

i need an AK

[wheat leaf]

p90 would be equally cool

[limber imp]

imagine gun mods when gore 3.0 releases

the bullet holes could actually be crazy

these are the current bullet holes

but with gore 3.0 i can imagine we get max payne style entry and exit wounds

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-im-95-percent-helium-gif-23399475

[prime copper]

where to get access to the america mod?

[hybrid musk]

When is sex update?

Or else im refunding

[rapid pond]

Give me akimbos

[stray carbon]

Give me a deagle

[soft osprey]

Nexus

[prime copper]

thank you fine sir

[wheat leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1485108168353775777/togif.gif

its been here all along

[wise halo]

Say hi to Nugget!

[cobalt egret]

i'm way too proud of this

[wise halo]

always nice they grab their throat while half his skull is falling apart

[hot minnow]

any reason my character (veteran) cant equip harness/spaulders or leg armour?

[quaint ingot]

What shirt are you wearing?

[hot minnow]

gambeson

it still doesnt let me when i wear nothing though

[quaint ingot]

you need an Arming Doublet

without chains

[hot minnow]

Ty

[quaint ingot]

umm

[main orbit]

Yall be shipping Henry and Hans or what

[quaint ingot]

no

[main orbit]

I need immediate attention on this matter!!

[main orbit]

Fork found in kitchen

[cobalt egret]

obviously

[quaint ingot]

what?

[main orbit]

They are so fucking adorable dude

[cobalt egret]

lets not start that fight guys

i see where that's going and it's not worth it

[main orbit]

Ive been wanting to draw ship art of them so bad

Henry carrying Hans bridal style in full plate with his visor up and a mace covered in blood, skull and brain fragments on his belt

Im in 'r/theBathhouse' geniunely best reddit experience ever

[rapid pond]

Im in r/halfsword worst experience ever holy molly

We gotta nuke this

[quaint ingot]

the fuck are we doing here

hell of a cut

[cobalt egret]

he looks like he'd be an annoying guy

[sharp orchid]

hmm

[sharp thunder]

still gotta change mag size and shot sounds its still using the bar's

and shell casing size

[sharp orchid]

yo the bar mod stopped working for me

downloaded the update and i cant even save edit it in

[sharp thunder]

the alternative audio version?

[main orbit]

@sharp orchid

[sharp thunder]

lemme see rq

[wheat leaf]

the kickback looks pret much identical to irl

[limber imp]

pretty tuff

[wheat leaf]

willie wick

[modern dust]

Can I un-insure items

?

[ancient sand]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mzRNvZVG0l7EkvXld?invite=cr-MSx0NFIsNDU3MTQwMzg0&v=2

yo im sorry bro

i did not mean to do allat

💔

[ancient sand]

ion think u can

[sharp orchid]

what you want son

[sharp orchid]

if you sell them yeah

[main orbit]

Do you ship Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon of Rattay

[sharp orchid]

yo who are either of these people

[main orbit]

Fuck you

[wheat leaf]

two homosexual ruffians, ones from skalitz the other is from rattay

except henry cheated on his girl to be with hans

[humble iris]

and then they disappear into the horizon of trotsky

[sharp orchid]

damn man i need to make my own gun mod

[delicate falcon]

why are there like 90 gun mods now

[sharp orchid]

cuz its cool

there were like 4 people working independantly on their own gun mods they js released at the same time

[delicate falcon]

Weapon mods in general

God i hate nexus' throttling

If its over 100mb it takes like 5 minutes to download

Pmo

[dreamy sequoia]

To any Aussies in the server. I hope you have a peaceful Anzac day.

[tough hollow]

What the heck

[main orbit]

Frotsky

[kind briar]

The devs ever gonna get their finger out and port to console bro I'm itching to play this game and refuse to buy a pc just to access it

[dreamy sequoia]

Console couldnt even run hs

[fallen finch]

hi

[dreamy sequoia]

Mid > high end PC's are running it on medium settings with performance mode included, using gameplay enhancing mods

[austere tinsel]

🤤

[warped apex]

I am running preformance mode, DX11, dlss 4.5 & on super low @dreamy sequoia

Mind you I'm on a 4080 super lol

It's nice having like 140fps

[dreamy sequoia]

Sounds like we're running nearly identical settings and graphics card

If this game went to console the reviews would be so bad they'd go bankrupt. Atleast people on steam playing EA titles have the expectations that it's not gonna run perfect

[shy quail]

i don't quite understand the performance tbh

seems like it's different from person to person

[rotund ruin]

where any news abt game😭😭😭🙏

[fast bramble]

Hell yeah 4080 Super gang

[random lava]

we need some update small,big or what just something please

[ocean jackal]

turns out my intergrated graphics are a 1650 ti mobile so no wonder i cant run the actual game

only the demo

there needs to be at some point support for lower end gpu's/cpus (my cpu isnt the issue tbh)

[pastel jetty]

is this game getting an update any time soon?

[chrome gust]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[warped apex]

apparently you only just need to be 7ft tall and over 150kg to shoot the bar like an assault rifle

[marsh hollow]

twist

[warped apex]

he doesn't seem bothered

[marsh hollow]

he was gurgling on the first 180 degrees of rotation but hes ok now

[chrome gust]

oh thats good!

its a sign of a healthy baby boy!

[warped apex]

shoulder cannon op

[marsh hollow]

ok i really need uess4

[humble iris]

do you just have it slung on your back

so poweful you dont even need to pull the trigger to shoot

[cyan kettle]

Pls… update….

[mellow python]

What’s the ideal weight to be break Willie’s back like bane?

[shrewd idol]

i hate how having a sword on your waist or a shield on your back/shoulder fucks up your polearms swings

like half the time im tryign to swing it just stops mid swing suddenly and its because my sword is in the way

[sharp orchid]

like 5

[tidal sapphire]

I have never noticed tbh

[past kestrel]

147KG on Evening 1964

[shrewd idol]

happens constantly for me. when i go into a battle i have to fucking take off my sidearms and just leave them on the ground

[sharp orchid]

i've seen enough sign him to the new england patriots

[shrewd idol]

bro youre over 300 fucking pounds

is your poleaxe 5kg?

[past kestrel]

no

i use a baron's beak, but thats not my main weapon

it would actually be a 6KG pollaxe

btw should i spare him from a slam into the hanging cauldron

@sharp orchid batter up

[shrewd idol]

lol

[past kestrel]

results of the hanging cauldron kill

(i have no blood on so imagine him with blood on)

one hand throw

fall

(he died to hitting the ceiling before falling to the ground)

[wheat leaf]

using dark magic on poor beggars in the cellar i see

[willow rampart]

Y'all losers in this chat?

[past kestrel]

no, why do we ask?

[wheat leaf]

NO i am a winner, i got the chicken dinner

[past kestrel]

its all natural

[past kestrel]

guh

[willow rampart]

Your mom said the same thing

Small world

[past kestrel]

mhm

[willow rampart]

Your mother said the same thing

[past kestrel]

okay...

[willow rampart]

That too

Really small world

[past kestrel]

mhm

[wheat leaf]

yknow ive always wondered what the red spots on his back are when you up the muscle level

[willow rampart]

She does a lot of that actually

A LOT

[past kestrel]

mhm

[past kestrel]

its really strange tbh
now im seeing the orange spots on my character's arms

[wheat leaf]

might be just a coincidence but a very prominent sign of AIDS is red marks/rash on the back

[willow rampart]

Willie aids

[past kestrel]

tf was that server link

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[willow rampart]

I pee grabber? Gross

[past kestrel]

i know right?
those random stuff these days..

[cedar latch]

abyss zombies like to sneak attack me

[shrewd idol]

If even one gets near you and starts biting, you’re super fucked

[sharp orchid]

man i once got the jumpscare of my life when a zombie did that to me while i was in first person

[soft osprey]

AIDS in halfsword before gta6

[austere tinsel]

you pee grabber?

[shell forge]

If we ever interact with aliens in future updates, is it bad that I kinda wanna hear some Tracker music?

Tracker as in the type of music derived from the Commodore Amiga, and seems to be the "CD quality" audio in Playstation 1 and mid-90s PC games

[cedar latch]

Pretty sure you heal somewhat kinda fast so if it's not fatal you'll be somewhat fine

[shell forge]

Bro really did just say "dies of cringe"

[shrewd idol]

Why are the enemies that use halberds so strong lol

Then when I try to use one it just bounces off them and does nothing

[soft osprey]

Theyre better than you

If you wanna teach them a lesson download the Glock mod

[shrewd idol]

I always rush them and beat them by half swording the poleaxe

If i try to trade attacks from them at range usually they’ll clock me and knock me down in one hit

[restive barn]

no don't

download the pistol mod

[soft osprey]

Did you release the spellbook yet

[restive barn]

nah not yet my monitor is broken

[ocean jackal]

whats the most amount of damage you can do with a blunt without hitting a unarmored body part

ive seen instant knockouts

but deaths?

no clue

i mean like

barnon or the final boss i forgot his name type armor cover

[hoary canopy]

there's a big candle stand thing in the cellar and if you swing it around it does dummy damage

you could probably kill with it

[ocean jackal]

havent tried it yet, just to make sure this IS demo right?

[hoary canopy]

oh no it's in the full version

[restive barn]

ye deaths

if u hit hard enough

[ocean jackal]

im going to try on the demo cause thats all i can use rn

wait does this work on the abyss demo too? (like i remeber playing it and you could customize everyone's weapons and armor)

[ocean jackal]

from experience using baron's huge weapon thing does the most damage

[hoary canopy]

interesting

I prefer the barons mace because you can swing it faster and more precisely

[ocean jackal]

its stupidly easy to just smack someone across the face with the one of the ends of his huge weapon

and it usually gets them to stumble

or

on the floor

[shell forge]

Is there a handgonne mod? https://youtu.be/16yhdQnH-SE?si=-8iKXPw-rvqkjlGa&t=767

[lost rover]

No but we have an arquebus

[ocean jackal]

okay i see why you perfer it

[shell forge]

But can you go ham with an arquebus like you can with the warring spike?

[ocean jackal]

i just knocked someone out in like 3 hits with his mace

[past kestrel]

He shall wake up the next day in his bed, his squire standing over him
"My sire, you survived! But your devilish opponent broke all your bones.."

[ocean jackal]

dude why is he so small

[lost rover]

@restive barn I figured out the shoulder mounted cannon

[ocean jackal]

i think the armor alone could break all his bones

[soft osprey]

Theres something satisfying about breaking their legs

But then I start to feel crazy

[lost rover]

It's the BAR mod but you use the pistol mod with it

[ocean jackal]

ive never gotten a leg break if thats possible in the demo, somehow ive decapitated both legs with pitchfork somehow

[soft osprey]

EA

idk if it’s in demo

I don’t play it

[hoary canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-glass-paper-break-gif-18384377

gonna have him like this

[hoary canopy]

the gore slider makes it easier to cleave off body parts right?

[ocean jackal]

dude this farmer is wooping my ass with axe

wtf

[past kestrel]

btw, when i said i broke all his bones (except his neck)
i meant EVERY bone, even his spine

[past kestrel]

and yes its like a damage setting but it only increases chances of cleaving limbs

[hoary canopy]

seems like it makes it easier for your sword to pass through their body too

ill turn gore up and damage to npc down

[ocean jackal]

there should be a mod

that does something like those minecraft videos

where they turn the slider up to like 4million

fov or

something

[hoary canopy]

holy moly i cut off both his arms in two slashes and he kept trying to kick me to death

[ocean jackal]

imagine if when you go to the abyss all your limbs dont regrow but they die before getting to you so thats why you never see them

[past kestrel]

this guy HAS TO BE FUCKING OVERREACTING

[ocean jackal]

is that

a spear

in his side

or something

[past kestrel]

no

see that tiny blood part at the middle

hes overreacting, i just know it

[ocean jackal]

mustve hurt

alot]

[shell forge]

Similar energy

[ocean jackal]

dude the neck mower is probably the most op thing ive seen in half sword

[past kestrel]

how do you have a wound as small as this and you genuinely start feeling like you'll die

[ocean jackal]

well any wound would be a start to my death especially in medival combat

[gloomy bridge]

is there anything on a new update or still just useless silence

[hoary canopy]

as someone who has been stabbed irl before i can tell you with confidence it really is that bad

[past kestrel]

nope
but you know how half sword developers are
they take months

[shell forge]

Oh, i got the perfect self-quote to respond to @past kestrel with

[ocean jackal]

dude getting clubbed hurts

[ocean jackal]

wait

how are you still

alive

[gloomy bridge]

its a little diffrent now though because they no longer post in the wip channel

[hoary canopy]

hopital

[past kestrel]

its only been a few months now

chill

[ocean jackal]

just be glad he didnt use the neck mower on you

[gloomy bridge]

for an early access game that feels a lil odd

we used to get hotfixes every few weeks

[small glen]

@sharp thunder What guns u have rn?

[ocean jackal]

there should be bugs with every single atom coded and animated*

[past kestrel]

those hotfixes were the easy part
the hard part is actual content

[gloomy bridge]

? yeah most early access games ive played usually work on hotfixes and content at the same time silence also doesnt help any unease

[ocean jackal]

dude i keep on insta killing every knight with the neck mower

its too op

it even bypass the back part on your helmet

[past kestrel]

most.

this dev team is probably adding new maps and new content

which takes quite a while

[gloomy bridge]

yeah but like you can also make minor fixes in-between development unless its impossible for them

[still gazelle]

Silence is the real issue more than anything

[ocean jackal]

like atsomepoint the game stops calculating the armor or something and my swords bugs through it and cuts them in half

[past kestrel]

likely the latter but exaggerated
they can do that but they're focusing on the content and putting it into one big update

[gloomy bridge]

yeah ik i have no clue why they choose that it seems to do more harm than good

[still gazelle]

You dont have to do deadlines or specifics or anything that will become a drama starter later. But just updates on development, what's being focused on, where the developer's headspace is

the silence strategy is pretty common from a lot of indie devs

who dont have a PR team, and have just had someone in upper management with no PR training running PR

[gloomy bridge]

yeah i asked galaxy what could be expected but he said only frank would know so thats weird

i hope the game isnt abandoned

[still gazelle]

their untrained whomever messes up, the studio panics because of the animosity being fostered between them and customers. So they just clam up, because doing nothing feels better than potentially doing something to make it worse. Even though doing nothing usually makes things worse anyways.

seen it a half dozen times before

[gloomy bridge]

yeah just anything would put people at ease i have no clue why they dont do what they did before and just show a small screenshot of something their working on just to show its being developed

[gloomy bridge]

pretty sure the only actual sign of life is their twitter which prolly aint even in their hands

frank could be dead for all we know

this was his last post on the discord

[vital dagger]

apparently this is supposed to be a champion...i stripped him down to nothing and am making life insufferable

Lord

[shell forge]

How has his face not been skeletonized?

[vital dagger]

idk

[fast bramble]

Man even the flies are 3D models with transparency and dynamic lighting

[lost rover]

Darth Wilhelm

[vital dagger]

I slashed his legs until he died from pure pain

[vital dagger]

Where get

[lost rover]

Smitor's lightsabers

[wind charm]

I just hit the most insane polehammer clip

[past kestrel]

oh hey

you may not remember me, but thou said i couldn't ever wield a 4.5KG pollaxe like its a 2.5KG pollaxe

my character is at 147KG now raa

[wind charm]

NO

YOU CAN'T DON'T

[past kestrel]

yes..

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-having-a-panic-attack-anxiety-anxious-anxiety-attack-panic-gif-50123400120377519

[past kestrel]

i..

can..

believe..

in the impossible.

[past kestrel]

BEHOLDDDD @wind charm

[wind charm]

:O

[past kestrel]

BELIEVE!!!

I CAN WIELD A HEAVY POLEARM SWIFTLY

UNLIKE THE OTHERS!!

(all without modding)

[quaint ingot]

hello

[tranquil lantern]

Justice waits for none

[granite basin]

how do i do the split screen, it says "this player has no input"

[past kestrel]

try looking it up, not alot of players here try split screen from what i've seen so far

[granite basin]

i did try looking it up

[fast bramble]

Willie means business

[quaint ingot]

it’d be funny if you could get glocko with a switch

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-joe-coin-joecoin-emotiguy-emoti-gif-16276571730863532854

[tranquil lantern]

man if only there were like a bunch of mods

[quaint ingot]

I barely check Nexus

[fast bramble]

I don't think the glock mod has a switch tho

But it works well

[upper wyvern]

Lmao

[lost rover]

Darth Wilhelm after fighting the Baron

[opal ore]

I had a dream that there was a update.

[buoyant ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814225158222905358/1497474457260916756/image.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-Yu0KuXsAAOmpz.gif

[lost rover]

Hell yeah simulator

[pallid token]

give me the rapier already devteam

[lost rover]

Rest in peace handsome willie

[ashen dirge]

the what

[lost rover]

I hate new face

Ugly ugly

[pallid token]

willie my beloved

[rare hearth]

did rapiers even exist in 1475

[pallid token]

yes but they werent called rapiers iirc

they were supposed to be like, daily carry sidearms(?)

for like, civilians

[rare hearth]

so like a small sword

wait no small sword was later

[rare hearth]

u mean the estoc? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estoc

[pallid token]

think so, yeah

[rare hearth]

isnt it possible to make it in game tho

[sick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

🙁

no gif