halfsword-chat-⚔

[small glen]

Hard bullet imo has the best combat ngl

[craggy hull]

oh i wish i could get that

[crude flower]

I don't think i've seen

[craggy hull]

can it run on oculus 3 without a computer?

[small glen]

Your basically like

John wick

[crude flower]

So superhot

[soft osprey]

Battle talent was fun

[craggy hull]

can you get hardbullet on the oculus 3 store?

[soft osprey]

I haven’t played vr in a long time though

[small glen]

Basically but the physics are insane

[small glen]

Not sure

[main orbit]

Ngl 'lab' games where you just try out weapons and the features it has are so ass

[crude flower]

Tech demos can be games

[craggy hull]

oh

[crude flower]

It depends how much fun you can actually have in it for it to be worth the time

But i do agree

[main orbit]

Not a tech demo

[soft osprey]

Halfsword standing in the corner

[main orbit]

Thats NOT what im on about

[crude flower]

It's practically a tech demo that costs money

[main orbit]

I mean like sandbox type games

[buoyant ravine]

when the fps descreases thats when i turned off framegen

[crude flower]

Gmod standing in the corner

[buoyant ravine]

i made the vid

[craggy hull]

what fps drop bro

you made that out to be so much worse than it is

[buoyant ravine]

when its no longer in the hundreds and starts going in 90 or 80

[craggy hull]

god dam

[craggy hull]

and 90 and 80 is bad?

[buoyant ravine]

hell even sometimes with framegen it can barely reach 60 fps

[craggy hull]

dude i play on 40-50 fine

dawg you were above 60 the whole time

what are you on

can you not handle playing on 80 fps or something cause thats literally the LOWEST it went to

[buoyant ravine]

if i play the game long enough it goes lower

i just started the game

[craggy hull]

how does that happen

[wise halo]

Probably your vram, it's almost eating all your vram bro

[muted owl]

HIYAH

[craggy hull]

possibly close other tabs while playing the game then?

also how do u get that thing on top left

[muted owl]

different types of ram

[wise halo]

MSI afterburner

[craggy hull]

what?

[muted owl]

one is dedicated to your GPU(vram) and the stuff dedicated to everything ELSE is RAM

[buoyant ravine]

what should do i do then?

[wise halo]

Could do but also lower settings

[craggy hull]

ok

[buoyant ravine]

get a mod

[soft osprey]

Im here what’s up

[wise halo]

Lower vram intensive settings, like drawing distance

[muted owl]

also you cant upgrade vram

without soldering

[buoyant ravine]

not what i meant

[craggy hull]

alr

[muted owl]

so you are stuck with what you got, most is 8 or 16gb vr

I used to have a 6gb vram gpu

was horrible

[wise halo]

MSI afterburner is a software program that monitors your hardware stats and you can record showing those stats so that people can help you or that you can "benchmark" games and upload to yt etc....

[craggy hull]

i have 4gb

[muted owl]

yikes.

[soft osprey]

I interrupted my soup kitchen and house building for the homeless charity because you said get a mod

[craggy hull]

i mean it runs games fine

[wise halo]

yikes

4gb in the big 2026

[buoyant ravine]

I was talking about "modifacations" for a video game

[craggy hull]

ive got an old rig

[wise halo]

Guys stop saying this shit!

[buoyant ravine]

not a "moderator"

[soft osprey]

Unbelievable

[muted owl]

yeah but for how long

[wise halo]

Not everyone is in a western country that can afford higher end GPU's

[craggy hull]

hours?

however long i want?

[buoyant ravine]

not my fault you didnt use your brain to know what im talking about

[muted owl]

how gruesome?

[buoyant ravine]

read the context before replying bucko

[craggy hull]

fine

gng i didnt even know it mattered until recently

[wise halo]

no just lower some settings, you can also just youtube search: best rdr2 settings for RTX 4060 8gb

[buoyant ravine]

sorry that was a little mean of me

[buoyant ravine]

ill get some mods first

[craggy hull]

that was not mean of u it was truthful

[wise halo]

No he deservers to be treated like a dick

[buoyant ravine]

should i upgrade my gpu to an rtx 5070? but then i cant use the frame gen mod

[buoyant ravine]

your right

[wise halo]

Never start with mods mah dude

[craggy hull]

btw out of curiosity do u think children shouldnt be on the internet?

[buoyant ravine]

takes back apology

[small glen]

Moai, my destined enemy of all good things

[soft osprey]

Sigh..you know, it takes all the enjoyment out of a joke when you take things serious. Like yeah bud, I was just doing charity and came into chat because you said the word mod and I just sensed it. Common sense is not your strong suit huh

[buoyant ravine]

F U C K Y E S

[wise halo]

you can but why not just upgrade to a 5080 16gb version

[craggy hull]

what age of child

[small glen]

Wassup buddy

[buoyant ravine]

ehhhhh. how much is it

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-bubbles-homelander-blowing-bubbles-gif-11894150303476827467

[buoyant ravine]

are we deadass?

[small glen]

I got robbed of this gif

[buoyant ravine]

im not gonna be framed

[wise halo]

uhm can you afford a €1400 gpu?

[craggy hull]

yes under 13 or under 18?

[buoyant ravine]

but ill say only adults belong on the internet

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ryanmagee-ryan-supermega-ryan-magee-matt-wattson-gif-8728407182980142026

[buoyant ravine]

i dont have euros

[craggy hull]

eh i disagree but alr

[small glen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mix-bsallac-bsallacv2-Fqo3Hsnbr7z7LO8PUW

[wise halo]

what do you have

[buoyant ravine]

free gif? yoink

[craggy hull]

bro what is this

[wise halo]

US dollars?

[buoyant ravine]

i have US currency

[little verge]

This is a wild message to come back to without context.

[buoyant ravine]

which is $

[wise halo]

1636,67 dollars

[craggy hull]

yes well pls dont take it out of context

[soft osprey]

You should actually just ban them, and dont read the rest, because screw that guy

[buoyant ravine]

yeh ill just get the 5070 with 12gb vram or something

[wise halo]

Get rid of this mans title of "mod" he is unworthy

[near grotto]

PR crisis incoming

[craggy hull]

🖕 (joke)

[wise halo]

yeah you oculd but also very expensive card

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1471215193471062206/BuyHalfSword.gif

[buoyant ravine]

im broke mate

[soft osprey]

Thats it, now youve done it. My egos been bruised

[buoyant ravine]

i cant fucking buy anything

[wise halo]

I stole this

[buoyant ravine]

im gonna have to wait till im done with college

[soft osprey]

Okok let’s not

[little verge]

So did I.

[wise halo]

I am so sorry worthy of "mod" role Paul Blart

[buoyant ravine]

should not have said that

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop-kevin-james-gif-7719775814221206850

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kdrama-handshake-shaking-hands-gif-26102712

[craggy hull]

yo nah

broo

[soft osprey]

Thank you, I whole heartedly believe you mean that

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop-kevin-james-stop-block-gif-4287424

[craggy hull]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-6891886407904187638

[wise halo]

I am, no hard feelings bud

[small glen]

Don't worry I'll delete it lol

[soft osprey]

Oh no, sorry, your ban message is already being typed out

[craggy hull]

yippee

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-blue-hoodie-beat-up-gif-15435775

[near grotto]

You eat goop

[wise halo]

Im off to play half cord

[craggy hull]

guys

[small glen]

Moai, of easter?

More like

Moai in federal prison

[craggy hull]

any of yall go to the gym?

[soft osprey]

U eat

[buoyant ravine]

i play vr

[craggy hull]

the gym and vr are very different

[buoyant ravine]

my drivers license got stolen back in la for a field trip

[small glen]

I do the spongebob routine

[wise halo]

No, the only time I come close to a gym is when I am on my way to the local snackbar getting my fries with mayonaise and snacks.

[buoyant ravine]

i cant go to the gym

its a long walk

[craggy hull]

dang

[buoyant ravine]

literally

[craggy hull]

alr guys

[craggy hull]

how long

[buoyant ravine]

the nearest gym at me is like 5 hours away to walk

[soft osprey]

Im perpetually in great shape without the gym, get ur genes game up nerds

[craggy hull]

oh

[craggy hull]

who cares about shape

i go to the gym for strength

[buoyant ravine]

shut up egotistical fool

[craggy hull]

strength and strength ONLY

[small glen]

Moai shape is a sphere

[buoyant ravine]

your ego is higher than superman when hes in space

[small glen]

He got it backwards

[wise halo]

Moai has his own orbit around his belly

[craggy hull]

lol

[soft osprey]

What for? Lifting pizza rolls isnt hard

[wise halo]

thats how good in shape he is

[distant chasm]

slashed a zombie with an axe and it flung me. I've been going for about 5 minutes

I dont think theres an end

[craggy hull]

idk just for strength i suppose

thats all i care about

[soft osprey]

I resent that

[buoyant ravine]

"I warned you about leaving the dead in peace!"

[small glen]

If the sun explodes, moai will be big enough to replace it

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah well

[buoyant ravine]

hell be cooked literally

[soft osprey]

Youre mom

Hahaha

Got em

🖕

[small glen]

You're mom

Yes son

[small glen]

Son, do the dishes

Stop eating pizza polls

[buoyant ravine]

BAD WORD ALERT

[wise halo]

No he cannot because he is darkness himself

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-gosh-the-language-christene-aychristenegames-vulgar-cursing-gif-17354277

[small glen]

I like imagine that Moai is just built like a south park character... but... round

[buoyant ravine]

Oh my heavens why would you say something like that? oh my golly giggity gosh!

[wise halo]

Eric cartman world of warcraft version

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/glenn-quagmire-family-guy-giggity-gif-4084933

[little verge]

Why is there already a screenshot of this on the front page of the subbreddit?

[buoyant ravine]

really? why a scat gif

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-cartman-poop-funny-gif-6909597670306927651

[small glen]

You gotta be kidding

[wise halo]

whats a scat gif?

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-paper-hide-peek-worried-sausage-party-gif-16575440

you dont wanna fucking know

[wise halo]

he is I checked and there is none

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shorty-hey-waiting-gif-13414547

why you so short mate

[deep shale]

best weapon 4 peasant tier?

[sleek forge]

Are you able to save in the demo

[wise halo]

Easter chicken legs

[small glen]

Thank god

I am on a few reddit post

I am scared

[rotund palm]

why are we fatshaming moai

hes perfectly okay being obese

[wise halo]

the better question is: Why not

[small glen]

Too buff, not spherical enough

[rotund palm]

(idk if he actually is big, this is a joke)

[small glen]

I shook his hand during the battle of Leipzig

They called him Big Round in the Prussian line infantry

[soft osprey]

I am literally so handsoke

Handsome

🖕

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[small glen]

Minor spelling mistake, subreddit time

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-lie-gif-27390710

[soft osprey]

I literally have 3 wives and 16 kids

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-15408217781449245631

[small glen]

2 of the wives are your cars.

One is real

You have one kid, the other 15 are hallucinations because you live in silent hill

[rotund palm]

damn he must be fabulous amassing this much people!

[wise halo]

the other 15 are chicken nuggets in front of him on his paper plate and plastic knife and fork

[soft osprey]

1 car, the last one is AI but totally real

[wise halo]

btw this is half a nugget

[soft osprey]

She loves me the most

She never judges me

[small glen]

The chicken nuggets have jelly beans with faces drawn onto

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-screaming-and-crying-guy-miserable-pornacore-noo-gif-4743224782289141052

Moai soon as the ai bubble explodes

(His other wife disappears)

[wise halo]

so how does this work? I cut his hand off but he still has both? Mutation Willie?

Fallout Willie?

[small glen]

It's a fake hand

[wise halo]

prosthesis

[small glen]

Me coming from a Slovakian background makes me 80% more badass than moai btw

https://tenor.com/view/slovakia-gif-9466492006236051147

[small glen]

Yeah

[ocean jackal]

should i try to kill people from the back using sword during commner phase (basically no armor) and what i mean is you double hand the sword and put it behind their neck and saw away until it kills them

or is it to dangerous

[white frost]

boom boom boom

[lofty kiln]

Dry on updates

https://giphy.com/gifs/market-cs-cs2-RJkALCaEvDaRo4pN5G

[warped spade]

These crashes are killing me.

[sleek forge]

Try having it permanently on a black screen once you die

I can’t even close the game

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-dog-roblox-sigma-cool-gif-357689131097072834

[ocean jackal]

would the "You Won" count as ui in #photography📷

there should be a interview for voice actors and how the hell did they make those sounds

[dreamy sequoia]

Cant beat the entertainment with dual scimitars on riots

[ebon halo]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

Would be really dope to hear an update from the devs soon

[ashen orbit]

bro my half sword is complately different

like old

how can i update it?

[rotund palm]

where did you get it

[ashen orbit]

steam man

like

demo one

[ashen orbit]

.

[quaint ingot]

the abyss demo?

[ashen orbit]

i guess man

[rotund palm]

so the demo and early access are 2 completely different games

[ashen orbit]

i have bald fellas

oh

[quaint ingot]

is there blood?

[rotund palm]

search for half sword in the search bar and then buy the early access

[ashen orbit]

yes yes

wait im gonna search

[rotund palm]

i dont think the abyss demo is on steam but there definitely was blood

the gore in the abyss demo was way better than the gore we have now

[ashen orbit]

WAİT A SECOND

[quaint ingot]

ok is there like a progression mode and free mode

[ashen orbit]

THİS GAME HAS RELASE?????????

İM ON DEMO

[quaint ingot]

or just the abyss

[rotund palm]

yea

[ashen orbit]

im using free one.

god damn

thanks guys

[rotund palm]

this

i think the controls were also pretty bad

[bold jacinth]

i didnt know you could do that with that. i jabbed it into his head then slammed him in the air against the pole

the long tools need a nerf, i just slammed him into the chandileir

[jovial basalt]

This might possibly be one of the best games I've played

[bold jacinth]

slapped, backhanded, slapped, then backhanded and thrown into the table

solid objects are my favorite

and again

[rotund palm]

do you play DND

[bold jacinth]

occasionally yeah, why?

[rotund palm]

i love DND

i have no one to play it with though :(

i figured id ask once i saw the dodecahedron in ur pfp

[sleek gull]

Carnage!

[rapid pond]

How much of a bible verse is bout to pop

[deep shale]

i was forced to use a poopy sword and now im dead

[last flume]

I found a fix for crashes related to the game trying to put you into an active fight when entering progression mode. click the free play mode, then the guy on the balcony, he will let you enter back into the progression tavern without trying to load the map/willy that was crashing your game

[shrewd idol]

This guy with a halberd just beat my ass

[daring hare]

I always have a suspicion this guy might be a kwisatz haderach

[small glen]

I hope i have that clip

I have something you'll love

Me using my 5kg longsword in the ea, knocking out a milita

Not killing him

[ocean jackal]

early acess sucks cause i have like a 1.1k laptop but it runs off a 3050 4gb vram so it cant play the realversion

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-wait-patiently-oh-i-will-wait-oh-yes-i-will-man-pulling-out-camp-chair-to-wait-gif-8026493645162499411

[last flume]

?

[daring hare]

dune

bro has those spice rich blue eyes

[last flume]

ohhh

[ocean jackal]

how do you even beat the like FINAL final boss

like after knight

hes too heavily armored

i cant even chainsaw his neck

like dude i just found someway to saw someones neck with the fully aarmored helemet and body but i cant do it with the boss

[flat prairie]

baron?

just push him into his fireplace

and hit him

with sticks and hammers and stuff

[ocean jackal]

no

the

demo

theres no fire plac

place

[ocean jackal]

^

[flat prairie]

ohhhhh

[ocean jackal]

and the only opening i see is his crotch and i really cant hit that with his big ass shield

[flat prairie]

i forgot does this baron use a sword or a hammer\

[ocean jackal]

sword

wait

let me get back to him rq

i had to give up mercy thing

[flat prairie]

either way what i remember doing was keeping his weapon stuck after he swung downward

and i just kinda hit him

with the polearm hammer

[ocean jackal]

DUDEEE my rank got reset cause

the game bugged

and put me in abyss

and i accidently quit

[shrewd idol]

I’m always afraid I’ll get sent to abyss and my game will crash

So now I just pay them off regularly

[ocean jackal]

yeah the worst part is

im playing the demo

so if that happends

im going from knight

to begger

in like 50 seconds

[deep shale]

if i was the dev i would have fixed 1 handed stabbing on like day 2 or 3 of the game's early access release

thankfully i am not a scammer who steals money

[warped apex]

gunfu is life

[soft osprey]

If I was the dev I’d release the game like it was in EA, but then completely unlist it off steam, and then post a picture from the beach in Mexico

You’re lucky idk how to dev cause I’d rip you off so bad

[deep shale]

if i was a dev
the supporter edition soundtrack would contain FLAC files + the new music tracks

(it doesn't)

[sullen wagon]

if i was a dev i would probably make video games

[sharp orchid]

i'd do this too in that situation ngl

[deep shale]

i hope all of your hypothetical games are plagued with hypothetical problems

you're gonna get review bombed by your theoretical playerbase
"i cant believe they nerfed jumping in the game about jumping"

[lost bison]

insane lack of updates for this game tbh

[past kestrel]

i remember the time i did this

(this was like 2 months ago)

[main orbit]

Wow so when the last update dropped

[clear yoke]

lmfao fucking equilibrim gunkata when

[past kestrel]

not update, hotfix

they're still working on content, you know how long it takes for Half Sword Devs to finish something

[flint bone]

console when

[static scroll]

Never.

[flint bone]

ok twin

[static scroll]

ok

[dreamy sequoia]

I guess the benefit to a longer time between updates is the whole, added content and optimisations thing.

[subtle totem]

thats if they release an update

[dreamy sequoia]

Time will tell. Patience in the meantime.

[subtle totem]

time has told lmao its been like 3 months

[dreamy sequoia]

Pretty sure it's just gone over two months. Last one was Feb 19th

[subtle totem]

last one was 31st of january

[dreamy sequoia]

I guess if it reaches 6 months with no word then there's something to worry about.

[subtle totem]

i dont count the hotfixes to a buggy game as an update

[dreamy sequoia]

I mean, in that hotfix they mentioned new content coming with an extended period before the update happens.

So, its technically just gone two months with no contact/word of updates

[ocean jackal]

ok so i beat him and the way i did it was trying to get my sword around his neck and tire him out then i just sawed at his neck until something bugged and i won

using blunts didnt really work cause there werent really any and hisj armor is too good

so what do i do now

my laptop isnt good enough to run the full game

now i wanna try and either beat the game with peasent pitchfork or learn high kick (or master it ig cause ive done it a bit before)

[soft osprey]

I mean, I get it but it literally is still an update

[ocean jackal]

im suprised this game gets any hotfixes at all

manually coding each atom

[dreamy sequoia]

Crazy that people expect a team of 4 dudes to do hundreds of hours of dev work and testing before releasing, in a tiny period of time.

[ocean jackal]

was the abyss demo the first one?

i mean like

hold on'

[sharp thunder]

bout to upload m1918 bar mod

[dreamy sequoia]

Pewpew

[main orbit]

Top 5 guns ever imo

[ocean jackal]

baron vs firing squad

[soft osprey]

It’s the first build that got popular

Theres an earlier build still up on itch.io

[main orbit]

Baron vs minie ball

[subtle totem]

they litterally had people to test the game but they decided to launch without testing dude

[dreamy sequoia]

Maybe that's why they're so worried about launching without testing this time round lol

[subtle totem]

all i expect from them is an optimisation update sometime in the next month or two

[dreamy sequoia]

I havent been in this community a long time, but, in the time I've been here I've seen alot of judgement on updates etc

[soft osprey]

They DID test for months, but the sample size was apparently too small so they quickly sent out a request for more testers in the last week or two

[subtle totem]

and then in the last week or two those testers didnt get to play because they launched the game

[ancient orbit]

Lag sword hahaha.
One million steam awards pls

[soft osprey]

People are just very much love it or hate it. Like no joke Youre either a hater or a glazer and theres rarely an in between

Youre either a shit person for expecting an update or a shit person for thinking it’s fine as is

[subtle totem]

thats because people have actually spent money on the game

[dreamy sequoia]

Yes, I am one of them.

[tough hollow]

is that an lmg

[subtle totem]

okay

[dreamy sequoia]

Let's look at no man's sky for an example, trash to begin with, epic many years later. Just gotta stick around for the future

[soft osprey]

Im sayin

Games have made bigger turnarounds

[sharp thunder]

not very light at 9.3 kg

[subtle totem]

but i dont want to wait years for a game to become playable or enjoyable when i have already spent money on it

[soft osprey]

On top of the game still only being out for a few months

[dreamy sequoia]

Eventually those that got this game on the cheap now, will be laughing in years when it's 2×-3× the price

[soft osprey]

All down to opinion. A lot of people find it perfectly enjoyable

[tough hollow]

i wouldnt imagine an lmg to be super lightweight

[soft osprey]

Like every game

Ever

[dreamy sequoia]

I find it enjoyable because its unique, nothing else like it.

[sharp thunder]

its a beast u gotta have a 93kg character minimum to handle the recoil well

[subtle totem]

a lot of people have performance issues and stuff aswell, theres no point arguing over this

[tough hollow]

dang thats crazy

[dreamy sequoia]

I can confirm that EA runs alot worse performance wise. On higher graphics, than the demo did. But there's alot more game involved. And the world's have their own physics too.

[subtle totem]

i just hope that there is an update that improves performance within the next few months

[warped apex]

when can I expect access to the bar

I love the bar

[tough hollow]

whyd they get rid of the playtest

[soft osprey]

I would expect them too. I know this has been beaten to death but like, it’s a dev team of 4 people, on their first ever game, using a notoriously bad optimization game engine, and it’s only been out for like 3 months

[tough hollow]

i wanna play ot

[dreamy sequoia]

Hold tight, there's gonna be an update eventually. No doubt about it

[sharp thunder]

im putting the mod page together on nexus rn

[subtle totem]

nah im just talking about the optimisation bugs and how some people can hardly play even with recommended specs

[main orbit]

I dont think halfsword will be 70 dollars in 'years'.

[dreamy sequoia]

Its alot of trial and error for 4 dudes that are technically new to the industry to figure out without a bunch of experts to help them

[dreamy sequoia]

Time will tell i guess.

[main orbit]

THEN ASK EXPERTS FOR HELP son im crine

[tough hollow]

haflsword is 10 BILLION DOLAR

[dreamy sequoia]

And what if they wanna be able to say they did it on their own? Like most people that are proud of something they've built.

[soft osprey]

As if it’s just as simple as going to experienced devs for free help. They don’t have unlimited funds, theyre an indie company

You think they can just up and grab experts for cheap?

[main orbit]

Im sure you can pay an expert dev 50 dollars to test out your game

[ocean jackal]

bought a 22$ game just for my laptop to not be able to handle it

now i have to buy a pc

which i was going to do anyways

but

yk

[subtle totem]

lmfao they shouldnt hurt the experience of so many people that paid money for the game just to feel like they did it on their own

[main orbit]

The pc is an investment into halfsword

[tough hollow]

theres optimization mods on nexus you could try

[main orbit]

Also non expert here, MAYBE DONT GIVE EVERY SINGLE PROP PHYSICS AND WEIGHT

[soft osprey]

It’s just so mind blowing that people don’t understand that EA means it’s not done. It is 100% playable, saying it’s not is just blatantly a lie. Sure it might not run perfect, because again, small team on a bad game engine and only out for 3 months. Like why tf did you buy EA expecting something perfect

[dreamy sequoia]

Isn't that like the whole point of a physics simulator..

[soft osprey]

Mf’s hold halfsword to higher standards than any AAA game I’ve ever seen

[subtle totem]

you can defend the game but this is too much

[main orbit]

Mistah HS dev you taste so good

[subtle totem]

it has justified criticism

[soft osprey]

I didn’t say it’s not justified. I criticize halfsword all the time, especially the lack of communication. But im not just gonna agree with you because you think something

People are overly critical about it

People literally made death threats on release day

Give me a break

[dreamy sequoia]

If it was a huge company with hundreds of millions to fork out. Yes justified.

Theyre just 4 dudes doing this from home, or a shitty little office theyre leasing. Either way it's not gonna be fast or perfect

[ocean jackal]

my laptop runs off a intergrated graphics which is really good so its comparable to a very terrible 3050 or something

thats most likely why

[subtle totem]

sure but its not just me thinking something is facts lmao

[main orbit]

Yes!!! Have every prop have calculated weight and gravity!! Make the 5 billion barrels in cellar destructable!!!

[tough hollow]

okay

[subtle totem]

disagree with opinion sure but not actual proven issues

[soft osprey]

Sure and if you listen to the other half, the game runs fine. Almost like everyone has the right to an opinion and not everyone has to agree

[ocean jackal]

this is the equvilent of just punching me in the face

[river onyx]

game no run fine

[tough hollow]

idk wat to say man i js play halfsword

idk about computers

[main orbit]

Halfsword devs are... classist????

[subtle totem]

lmfao but this isnt an opinion

[tough hollow]

halfsword devs are........squrreils?????!???!!!!!

[ocean jackal]

dude bought his pc off ali express and hoped it could run cyberpunk

[tough hollow]

i see

[soft osprey]

Yes and theyre in my basement

[subtle totem]

like the criticism about performance and stuff isnt an opinion its just a factual statement

[main orbit]

This is like saying that your height is an opinion

[subtle totem]

but it is an opinion to say that they are abandoning it or that they should work faster or whatever

[soft osprey]

Thats not a good analogy lol

[main orbit]

How

[subtle totem]

idek what this is meant to mean

[tough hollow]

thats like saying cheese goes on a cheeseburger

[dreamy sequoia]

No way

[tough hollow]

mmmmmm cheeseubrger

[soft osprey]

Half the people who play run the game fine. I run it fine on high settings. Lot of people do. Okay sure yes it’s not an “opinion” in those regards but it is in terms of what’s acceptable and deemed playable and enjoyable

[river onyx]

idk about half

i feel like there more complaing half the time see the bug reports

[dreamy sequoia]

I keep EA on medium/performance, but demo on high.

Slums is my only issue framerate wise

[soft osprey]

Ive been a moderator here for like 2 years, I have to deal with everyone arguing daily. It’s pretty evenly split

[deep shale]

does it pay good

[soft osprey]

Yes

[subtle totem]

i wouldnt say half is a good split lmao

[tough hollow]

most of the maps except forest and slums run fine its just the fatal errors and janky stuff that tick me off

[sharp thunder]

shits done yo link in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[deep shale]

i could be a mod but id proably be a lazy piece of crap

id get banned for slurs or something

[warped apex]

hear me out

[tough hollow]

thats was quick as beans folk

[soft osprey]

Well obviously 100% of people loving it would be better. My point in saying it is, halfsword is literally black and white. You either hate it or love it, no in between. Everyone’s opinion is 180 of the others

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clint-eastwood-byebye--k01KPYKAQCKRWFQX89PWGC6BHB2

cowboy hat and revolver

[subtle totem]

i couldnt care less about shitty pcs not being able to play but they gotta improve the consistency with performance

[tough hollow]

when we getting awp from cs2 mod now

[main orbit]

Nuh uh

[warped apex]

retexturing the cloak into the poncho would be peak

literal western game

[tough hollow]

whats the file path for the bar so i can edit it into my inventory

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-wojak-soyjak-soy-jak-truth-gif-10540901418861964264

[main orbit]

The core gameplay is stellar and the idea is great but the execution is hogwash

[subtle totem]

what does this even mean

[sharp thunder]

should be at the bottom of the mod description but its /game/mods/barrifle.barrifle_C

[soft osprey]

I wish we had some western game where you were part of a gang near the end of the cowboy era, and led by a gang leader who was slowly losing his shit more and more, and you had to deal with moral dilemmas and a lot of shooting

[tough hollow]

thanks g

[main orbit]

Sounds horrible

[subtle totem]

the ea is amazing gameplay wise except for some small issues that need to be fixed

[sharp thunder]

np 🙂

[main orbit]

Sounds very bloated too

[dreamy sequoia]

Thats fair, I tend to get the fatal errors once I've done a single alt+f4. Forest just has floor clipping issues but no framerate issues.

Honestly the game is playable it's just got bugs that need to be worked with

[main orbit]

And full of content that has no need to be there

[tough hollow]

i agree

[subtle totem]

yea playable for most ig

[soft osprey]

What if they added a character who was like actually really racist and a psychopath who gets arrested and you have to like free him from jail and then shoot your way out

[subtle totem]

i bet he would go into a house on the way out to retrieve items or something

[deep shale]

best friend

[subtle totem]

idk tho

[main orbit]

Why dont you just kill him in the mountains and say he was killed by the law

[soft osprey]

I think we got a hit on our hands

[tough hollow]

cuz that would be lying

[main orbit]

And lying is a sin

[subtle totem]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCxlvyKWQAAdTT5.gif

[tough hollow]

this deeply inspires me

[soft osprey]

Oh but best of all, we start the game by making the player go through a really long tutorial in some snowy mountains, but make it really fucking boring and lame and you can’t skip it no matter what

[main orbit]

Praise be 'o lord hear our prayers holy father please give the halfsword devs a 20x higher budget so they can hurry their fuckasses up with the update

[subtle totem]

that would probably be the worst part of the game and would be a pain in the ass everytime you made a new save

[river onyx]

does the guy in the game say that

[main orbit]

Yes

When are they adding Henry of skalitz to halfsword

[tough hollow]

uncle sword wat r u talking abt anymore

[deep shale]

the first fight on this new save file

[tough hollow]

TOMORROW

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gem-alarm-gem-gif-8023450288940182076

[subtle totem]

he would be like 100 years old and very hungry

[soft dove]

does anyone have an idea when we are getting the next update

[soft osprey]

I can’t wait for the halfsword battle pass

[river onyx]

yes

[subtle totem]

they cancelled the game no update

[soft dove]

RAAHHH ABANDONWAREEE

[soft osprey]

Yes but I’m not telling you

[subtle totem]

also they gotta improve the ai in this game its too easy

[soft dove]

agreed

[main orbit]

Unironically probably in 2 months from now/srs

[river onyx]

can we get like a teaser or something

[main orbit]

No

[subtle totem]

all the EA ai does is swing in the air and make the most easily blockable and parryable attacks

[river onyx]

curse you

[tough hollow]

NO

[main orbit]

They need to update the ai genuinely

[tough hollow]

have you tryed parrying anything with these floppy ass wrists

[main orbit]

The current ai is BUNS!!!!!

[soft osprey]

AI aint shit no matter how good they are, when I got my Glock

[subtle totem]

truth nuke

[river onyx]

is there a no floppy wrist mod?

[tough hollow]

NO

[main orbit]

The floppy wrists makes it feel like a post mortem madness combat animation

[soft osprey]

Get your strength up little man, floppy wrists are tied to strength system. Get ready to wait though, to fix the wrists they’d have to mess with the whole strength system

[tough hollow]

sometimes you get cool stuff like this though

[river onyx]

maybe thats what they are up to taking this long

[tough hollow]

crazy windup

[deep shale]

uhhhhh whats the proper way to use the rondel

[tough hollow]

stab

[dreamy sequoia]

Is it possible to frog jump on heads? Or am I just not capable of this

[deep shale]

i found it as a commoner and trying to use it is getting me losses

[main orbit]

Dont

Ill give you a tutorial:

Hold E to pull out rondel dagger.

Hold E to put away the rondel dagger.

Summary: dont use the rondel dagger

[dreamy sequoia]

Save it for riots.

[deep shale]

well, i gotta use it. it spawned.

thats the early game for you
you grab the things which spawn and you love them

[tough hollow]

i used the flail from cellar map prolly up to man at arms rank

[rapid pond]

U are real bad if you think its bad

[dreamy sequoia]

Flails all the way to baron for me.

[main orbit]

Send a video if you using it

[tough hollow]

i didnt like the higher level ranked flails

the cheap wooden one was my favorite

[dreamy sequoia]

I found them great in hs grip, just get them on the floor and clobber their face as they sit up

[soft osprey]

Now you’ve done it. He’ll be back in 3 hours with his 1/127 successful take

[tough hollow]

underrated tech is to rip off someones armor/clothes and beat them with it

crazy blunt damage

[deep shale]

ive done this with a helmet b4 its hella crazy

[dreamy sequoia]

Never tried. Have tried to beat a man to death with another man's limb. Bad hit boxes made me abort

[tough hollow]

yea

the chainmaail waist armor is reall good for hitting people

[subtle totem]

sure 3 months to make wrists stronger

[tough hollow]

light and affective

[dreamy sequoia]

So who's modding a flail to look like a prosthetic leg?

[subtle totem]

it could not take that long

[tough hollow]

spine flail would be cool

[dreamy sequoia]

Even better 😆

[tough hollow]

have you found out how to mod in custom mmodels yet?

like that one dude who made the curved swords did

nvm actualy

i put 2 and 2 together

[sharp thunder]

lol ur good my first mod was a spikey sword mesh replacement

[rapid pond]

I have many pics if you bother to look

[tough hollow]

i see

ive been wanting curved swords since demo

[rapid pond]

Or a few, but its part of my assasination loadout

Or riot loadout

[tough hollow]

cant wait for that dudes pack to come out

[bold jacinth]

the reviews totally lied man
this is great

[tough hollow]

js got the bar mod this thing hits heavy

hits my shoulder heavier though recoil is crazy

[bold jacinth]

idk why but going on power trips where i fracture skulls makes me high on life

[sharp thunder]

kind of intentional only cause its a big ass gun but u can also croutch when firing to be much more stable

[tough hollow]

sound it makes when it hits plate is also sick

[sharp thunder]

it can knock helmets off enemies heads if u hit them just right

[bold jacinth]

i like these odds

oh my god

https://klipy.com/gifs/did-you-pray-today--k01KPYN4WKP8FNCW5J4ATTJ5344

oh my god

why he look like

nicholas cage

[steady ice]

Did u just pop off the front visor of the sallet?

[true zealot]

starting to get a lot more accurate with the HalfGlock

[warped apex]

your games looks so weird to me I'm not sure why

what are you playing on

and is that high?

[true zealot]

reshade probably

[true zealot]

high graphics w/ my reshade preset

lowkey probably gonna change it up soon

[warped apex]

whats your specs lol

I'm playing on low with a 4080 super

[true zealot]

8gb 3050OEM 16gb DDR4

[warped apex]

I need max performance

[true zealot]

im getting a solid 60 rn

[warped spade]

My lighting, landscape, and shader settings are stuck at high idk why

On dx 12, night forest carnage with low everything except those 3 crashes for me.

[sharp orchid]

they didnt want the smoke

[tough hollow]

also you can fire the bar while is holstered on your back

[sharp thunder]

im gonna try to get a kill like this lol

[tough hollow]

okay

[sharp thunder]

tried to be a human turret

didnt work

[ocean jackal]

what was like the optmizers

[tough hollow]

no his gun mod

[ocean jackal]

no

[tough hollow]

wat

[ocean jackal]

like im sking

where

do i find them

asking*

[tough hollow]

nexusmod

[ocean jackal]

is there a name for the optmizers?

[sick plaza]

lemme hear it one more time

[tough hollow]

lemme find

[tough hollow]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/288

game might look like poo if you use this one also

since it lowers it for maximum preformance

[ocean jackal]

i was playing on th shaders 11 lowest graphics

[tough hollow]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/286

[ocean jackal]

so everything looked blurry

[tough hollow]

this is a more balanced

[ocean jackal]

if there was a repersentive for HOW bad the game looks with the ultra fps boost how would you describe it

like ps4 fortnite type bad graphics(look that up if u dont undertand)

[tough hollow]

im not that creative

uhhhhhhh

prolly blade and sorcery nomad level graphics

[ocean jackal]

not that bad then

[tough hollow]

maybe

[warped spade]

With or w/o super sampling?

[tough hollow]

idk waht that is

[warped spade]

Resolution

Basically

[tough hollow]

prolly with

[warped spade]

W

[ocean jackal]

dude doesnt want to be there

at all

[tough hollow]

not even a chance

[bold jacinth]

not at all

[ocean jackal]

full boxed and one pumped

[bold jacinth]

do they have emotions?

[ocean jackal]

they are just really sa

sad

[ocean jackal]

🥹

[warped apex]

@sharp thunder discovered the best way to use the bar

the flesh is weak

[small glen]

audio is being changed for it soon

[warped apex]

I like it

[sharp thunder]

who tf is holding that bar 😭

[warped apex]

it isn't deafening

[small glen]

neither is the new one

it just adds more bang to it is all

[warped apex]

@small glen @sharp thunder

voila

[sharp thunder]

that is literally the coolest shit ive ever seen

hyperbole but damn idek u could do that

[small glen]

That's like a mecha type shit

[warped apex]

exactly why the flesh is weak

arm cannon mod would be peak lmfao

wonder if a lazer would be possible in game @sharp thunder

[sharp thunder]

could probably use a bullet trail fx i got for the laser projectile im kinda focused on adding a few different ww2 era weapons rn though

[small glen]

I would like to know how to make guns, but i don't have time so eh

[safe rain]

I invoke My stand, go Gunning gu!

[warped apex]

@sharp thunder getting two bars to see what I can do

[sharp orchid]

shoulder mounted cannon is so tuff

i love it

[brave niche]

The game is alot more fun, the longer I play it. I'm excited to see what gets added in the future

[small glen]

I think the audio should be updated soon, check nexus to see 🔥

Maybe in a hour

[main orbit]

Show

[sharp thunder]

bout to update the file on nexus now

what u guys think

[small glen]

@sharp orchid @warped apex

[umbral beacon]

hey this has probably been asked a lot but is there any info on when we could possibly expect another update or attests an announcement on any thing

[sharp thunder]

ok the mods updates with the new audio

thanks again @small glen

[small glen]

Np!

[sharp thunder]

wondering if i should still make it a bit louder

[warped apex]

@sharp thunder I think it's loud enough as is

you don't want it deafening like the pistol

also speaking of the pistol, Making it do less damage would be so awesome

[small glen]

You needa update it!!

[west crag]

what rendering API does this game use?

[small glen]

@sharp thunder .22 pistol...?

[warped apex]

I just want it not to one tap and make then surrender upon shot to the limbs lol

[small glen]

Then a .22

Small round

Wait

[warped apex]

22 revolver would be huge

[small glen]

@sharp thunder you think it's possible to make a beanbag shotgun?

Lmfao

[warped apex]

wouldn't use anything ekse

[sharp thunder]

yeah probly if u turned down the damage to a point where it just bruises tf outta them lol

[small glen]

Hmmm

Now you just need a beanbag shotgun model rly

Wonder if you can pull the one from RoN

[sharp thunder]

would be fire ngl, im probly gonna do mp40 tomorrow

i want it bad

and i have a model for it

[small glen]

Fair

There a lot of cool ww2 guns

Svt my beloved

[sharp thunder]

ppsh would be cool asf now that i think about it

[small glen]

I know a model

On sketchfab

[sharp thunder]

also we should probly move this to #modders-guild-hall

[small glen]

I need to learn how to add the guns to my main save

Ngl

[regal igloo]

ok so how playable is half sword rn?

[warped apex]

@regal igloo

very

[small glen]

did ya check out the new sounds or naw?

[regal igloo]

we have blicks now?

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-celebrating-gif-6529507804860980052

[eternal scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-star-wars-r2d2-dies-dies-from-cringe-gif-24076745

[winged sinew]

is there any way to reset progression

[wheat leaf]

no

[winged sinew]

ok thanks

[grave pecan]

yes

by deleting ur save file

[soft osprey]

Check pins in this chat for a guide

[left dune]

Where the fuck is my burger?

[south tiger]

They should add a billhook

[main orbit]

hey bud looks like you could use this

[true zealot]

dx11/12

[regal igloo]

Bitch sss mf

[barren hamlet]

Why are the devs not talking to us?

These people are bloody awful and a disgrace to the industry.

2.5 months without an update and minimal comms is unacceptable and they should be held to account by steam. We didnt pay for this.

Going to post negative review

[safe halo]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy just did this rn lol

[eternal scaffold]

Ong fr bro bitch ass mfer on gng

[fickle ivy]

cause they screwed up bad

[fickle ivy]

the minimal comms is one single post addressing the most obvious problems and questions which was a shame when i read it for the first time

[dreamy sequoia]

Those 1h casted really take the skin off, and muscle, tissue, anything else.

[wind veldt]

day 5 medieval fest and still no update

[tough hollow]

in game alreayd

[wooden nymph]

hello guys

[wanton zodiac]

Dead in the water game

[white frost]

cooked

[soft osprey]

You know, outside of me being a moderator, this is so damn dramatic 😭

Yeah the radio silence is fuckin annoying, for sure. Theyre working on it though. It’s 4 people doing all the work on their first ever game, it’s been only a couple months

Theyre not “bloody awful people and a disgrace to the industry” lmfao Jesus Christ

Same type of people to make the death threats on release day istg

[wanton zodiac]

How much do you get paid to moderate

[tough hollow]

11 VBILLION

[barren hamlet]

This is not normal for 4 people working full time dude.

[fickle ivy]

cope

the "bloody awefull" is dramatic but no one is dramatic for pointing out how poorly handled this has been

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[frozen heron]

haters gonna hate

[wise halo]

They don't, but..... This is their'e personal zoo, everyday they come in here watching the show happening over and over again

[signal wedge]

genuinely its a lot of mr beast scams 😭

[dreamy sequoia]

Theres one of those in photography atm, and game footage, modders hall too. right on cue

[signal wedge]

Color me unsurprised

[dreamy sequoia]

I think im becoming rather fond of dual weapons.

[south tiger]

yeah i just found one

[barren hamlet]

I can tell you what I did on my own in 2.5 months. With 4 people? They have nothing to show for it. Absolutely mental

Review bomb the game. Only way they'll listen

[austere tinsel]

or those weird server invites

[clear forge]

Gamers are some of the most entitled whiny bitches alive

[spiral meteor]

@clear forge example A

[barren hamlet]

Maybe you just have very low standards and let people walk over you

Entitled for something I paid for?

[spiral meteor]

perhaps you should volunteerfor the dev team instead of being a whiny bitch

[spiral meteor]

your choice 🤷‍♂️

you didn't have to

[barren hamlet]

I should volunteer to finish the game i paid for under agreement it would be regularly updated? Lol

[spiral meteor]

it's better than just whining without giving a solution

[barren hamlet]

The solution is not ripping us off?

Expect better. You're being conned if you think these devs arent laughing with the money. They aren't working full time on this and its pretty much abandoned. It makes me angry because it undermines the entire early access program.

We just have fundamentally different standards 🤷‍♀️

You're entitled to your wrong opinion my friend

[frank rose]

meet green man

[frozen heron]

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-green-green-gif-17320187317520167315

[spiral meteor]

i have just one question, how do you know that we've been conned? what if they're working on it as we speak? this isn't an AAA game where every bug and problem is fixed within 2 days at most.

[frank rose]

https://tenor.com/view/green-humor-its-called-dark-humor-ben-shapiro-green-gif-9517223837801249922

[spiral meteor]

it takes time for these people to fix bugs

[compact laurel]

yeah but months with 0 communication is still bad even if they are indeed working, wouldn't kill for them to just be more transparent.

[spiral meteor]

i've been supporting this mod for a strategy game that's been in development for almost two years now and the reason that it has not been released is that the creator has to surgically find and fix bugs in his code

[barren hamlet]

If they were working full time on a passion project in early access you'd see regular communication.

[spiral meteor]

i can agree to that

[spiral meteor]

i agree but there must be some other solution than just reviewbombing the game

in that case, for an indie dev, they may just can this game there and then

[barren hamlet]

This is a launched game. Transparency is expected as we are paying a premium under the premise devs will keep the game updated and progress Transparent. We've had none of that.

Its just sketchy. I suspect anyone that says otherwise

[compact laurel]

not really a reviewbomb, the game is just not good enough at the moment to deserve better ratings

[spiral meteor]

fair point

[wooden socket]

what kind of armbar is this

[spiral meteor]

i mean at the very least it's playable which is good coming from an indie dev's first release

[frank rose]

-scratching head in confusion-

[spiral meteor]

it's just that they really have to add LODs because what the fuck do you mean everything in the map is rendered to the highest possible quality

[compact laurel]

they were doing just fine before they decided to disappear so not really

[spiral meteor]

maybe they think that they're an aaa studio where they have to keep everything about game development a secret but idk

that's just what ego does to people ig

[compact laurel]

thats a better guess

[wooden socket]

decked this guy full force in the face with a mace and he got up

[spiral meteor]

still reviewbombing the game is a pretty drastic measure for a game dev not listening

i say it should be only used as a last ditch resort when all else fails

[compact laurel]

would explain why they're taking so damn long

would probably warrant a smartass response and a mute

[spiral meteor]

either by the dev himself or one of their dickriders

[civic swan]

Lwk hope this game gets multiplayer cause remote play together split screen has been so annoying I can't get it to work but lwk good game just hope they add new content soon and make free play a bit better

[dreamy sequoia]

I complained once. Then I took a pollaxe to the knee.

[civic swan]

Crazy work

[spiral meteor]

the latency would result in freaky ragdoll physics

[civic swan]

Ik I just hope they get a working online play I just want to play it with my friend cause I can't figure out this annoying ass remote play together

[spiral meteor]

well good luck trying to get the devs to say anything atp

[civic swan]

Yea when was the last time any of them said something

[gilded breach]

for now #faq states they arent doing online

[civic swan]

That sucks didn't realize that

[gilded breach]

lets be honest if they did do it it would be an unplayable mess.

[civic swan]

Probably but ts is so annoying that i can't get it to work I try using a controller doesn't let him use mouse I join him when he host doesn't show I have a controller so I lwk hate that it won't get multiplayer but I see why just like a wish you know won't happen

[tough hollow]

burger

[stable jetty]

does anyone know the point of the challaces

[frozen heron]

money

[stable jetty]

is that it?

[tough hollow]

uess

yes

mb bro

[red path]

My mass keeps going from like 94 to 80kg, anyone had the same thing happen?

[restive barn]

man

why not use my rifle mod

[tough hollow]

it cant go on my back

and i alreadu have ur rifle mod

[lost rover]

Poo

[barren aspen]

any info about upcoming update

[safe rain]

Nope

[warped apex]

@tough hollow

Observe

[safe rain]

Reminds me of warmachine

[rotund palm]

Whatsapp HERO!!!!!!!

[vernal dragon]

Hi eveyone , is this game Worth buying at the current state ? I played the demo and I loved the idea very much but seeing mixed reviews in Steam just put me on hold to purchase it

[sleek gull]

That depends. There are bugs, performance issues, and crashing that you could experience. There is an update in the works that "could" address some of this. Its up to you what you are willing to endure, or willing to wait for

[vital bluff]

Imo it is but then again I am a halfsword dickrider, I'd say watch gameplay of it and decide for yourself, since we all have different tolerances for how much bullshit we're ready to deal with

[sleek gull]

I'm Pro Demo. But I did get my 60 hours worth of enjoyment out of EA.

[restive barn]

why glock mod'

why not pistol mod

[restive barn]

you

why r u using stinky poopoo glock mod

instead of very cool pistol mod

[warped apex]

I like being able to smack with his glock, Grappling is better with yout glock

[restive barn]

they're literally the exact same

excuses excuses

atleast in terms of handling

[warped apex]

Not in damage

[restive barn]

@sharp thunder what's your guns damage values

[sly lodge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mzIMILJpvqTUxTVa1?invite=cr-MSxoaGUsMTc4NzY2NDgx&v=15

[sly lodge]

guys what do yall think of this epic sweep

[gilded breach]

damn i sure would love a little teaser

[restive barn]

look at this comment i got under my gun mod guys

i made a fucking gun mod and get spat in the face in return?

[wheat gust]

red splinkler

btw is there a way to use hse with ue4ss

[restive barn]

no

[wheat gust]

aw

oh well

[restive barn]

this guy has given 0 endorsements, 0 kudos, has 0 mods uploaded, and has 3 profile views.

[wheat gust]

3rd one probably from you

[restive barn]

who does this guy think he is to treat me with such contempt?

[wheat gust]

i mean yeah i am also confused about what a non modular weapon is but like thats a little rude

[restive barn]

well it's essentially a weapon made in one component instead of the usual 3 or 5, excluding flails cuz flails are non-modular

a good rule of thumb is checking if your weapon's name is 'none"

[wheat gust]

i see

not that i'd need to know tho cuz i need ue4ss

bros duking himself

[vital perch]

@soft osprey you cannot tell me this kill doesn't go hard

[wheat gust]

he died because he grouched right when i was in half sword grip and the sword was under his chin

[vital perch]

stop giving for honor new ideas

[wheat gust]

he reverse guillotined himself

[vital perch]

france better take notes

[wheat gust]

some guy bodyslams an unfruly french king onto a comically large razor blade and it cuts his head off

the crowd cheers as the executioner just spends the whole time flexing his muscles covered in blood

[vital perch]

check this out also

[wheat gust]

literally just pushed him to the floor with the pommel, didnt even hit him 😭

[wheat gust]

really cool but the coolness dropped a little bit when you missed the chandelier throw

[restive barn]

i'm like 80% sure somebody cosplayed as pursuer in my school

[vital perch]

😔

[restive barn]

like i'm not yanking ur pizzle rn

[vital perch]

as who

[restive barn]

my school is just a fuckfest of things

there's somebody with a fucking durr pin

[vital perch]

only in china

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/durr-yippee-durr-drooling-emoji-drool-face-gif-5621523889348608699

this thing

[restive barn]

i actually live in singapore lmao

im chinese tho

[vital perch]

you get the point

[restive barn]

i wanna add horses to hs

but idk how

[wheat gust]

i mean

i remember soemone was working on a zombie mod when hs ea released

i mean when ti was still new

where like yo ucould play as a zombie

you even had the zombie model and stuff

[restive barn]

lmao that's just a model change

not that impressive'i can do

[wheat gust]

i feel like you cant make ridable horses

[restive barn]

the rigging might be hard tho

[restive barn]

are you sure

[wheat gust]

yeah becuase like

i dont think you can control 2 characters

unless yo uonly control the horse's movement

and the rest would be you

besides you cant really jum- no wait you can

[restive barn]

u could use ijkl

and the horse could just move anyway]

[wheat gust]

i guess all yo uineed is like a sitting button

[restive barn]

or u can disable player input on the willie and possess the horse instead

[wheat gust]

or even better just be the horse

scrap the willie

half hoof

[restive barn]

horse sword

[wheat gust]

your strat is to violently run into people until you crush their ribs

[gilded breach]

nexusmods comments be liek that

[lost rover]

Beat this guy near dead

[lost rover]

I think someone put the horse mesh on a mace handle already

Must try

[true zealot]

this might be the cleanest ive ever had my hand sliced off

im not even mad