halfsword-chat-⚔

[spark axle]

making the pommel heavier will increase control, but you dont want to make the blade too light or you will lose the impact of your strikes. Start by making it controllable, then gradually make the head module heavier until you find a good balance between weight and control

day 97

[dreamy sequoia]

Holy smokes your dudes jacked

[waxen lance]

ok so that doesnt count

thats a fucking pickaxe

its two points gng

three

[spark axle]

it's not always a good thing, he looks like a fuckin idiot in my favourite gambeson now

[sharp orchid]

ok nerd

[waxen lance]

lol

i'm going to bed

gnite

[lost rover]

These idiots killed themselves

Didnt know a double was possible

[spark axle]

happens quite a lot if you do enough free play rounds, particularly with longswords

you used to be able to go into the camera mode after you died back in the demo build to see it, it's a lot harder to tell when you double now cause it just blacks the screen out

[frank rose]

how do i get a poleaxe grip for a sword

[spark axle]

you can use ovrdths armoury mod to replace the grip module, but it'll mess with the placement of the crossguard I think, it wont be under the blade like it is on a sword

[frank rose]

does it work with uesave too

[spark axle]

yeah you can uesave edit it too, whatever's easiest

[sharp orchid]

knights HATE it when you use this one simple trick

[frank rose]

add a chance where the bullet can deflect from armor

[sharp orchid]

im not the one that made the mod so i cant do that sadly

[frank rose]

oh

did chrome make it

[sharp orchid]

no

[frank rose]

who

[sharp orchid]

@sharp thunder

[lost rover]

Did chrome release glock yet

New glock mod

[frank rose]

the most genius of them

[sharp orchid]

no but there is a new glock mod

[lost rover]

Ohmaga

Time to make my police brutality loadout

[frank rose]

i cast radiation

[tawdry vale]

SKELETONIFICATION

https://giphy.com/gifs/glitch-analog-glitchart-GbRYCNaqC37LIxFC1N

[frank rose]

perfect beheading

[sharp orchid]

i find it so intresting how realistic they react to guns even though guns were never even a thought in this game

[lost rover]

Youd find it surprisingly realistic if you shoot an unarmed willie

They fall over and go limp like IRL

No cinematic fall or anything

[sharp orchid]

it does this with headshots too

they just die instantly

[sharp orchid]

look at this vid

[lost rover]

Yeah the physics system is berry good

[soft osprey]

Probably because theres already the crossbow in place so AI knows how to react to projectiles, and the physics behind them

[frank rose]

is there a way to snap necks now

[lost rover]

Necks can't instantly snap

[sharp orchid]

you could always snap necks

[lost rover]

They will choke for a few seconds

[frank rose]

with fists

[lost rover]

Then slump over

[lost rover]

Unless max damage to opponent

Then maybe not

[frank rose]

knee slammed his chest so hard that he instantly died

[sharp orchid]

safe to say im the first person to switch down the baron

[lost rover]

Switch would be full auto

[sharp orchid]

i have that

[lost rover]

I think

Then swiss cheese the baron

[lost rover]

He has to fall

Greedy

[olive basalt]

whens the update coming

[sharp orchid]

ill do it to the baron rq

[lost rover]

Realistic switch speed

And with the big muscle man hands you have

[lost rover]

What is his armour made of

[sharp orchid]

idk cuz he survived literally all of that

somehow

[lost rover]

Greedy fat man in greedy fat castle

We are probably the only active noblemen in HS

The player

As all the other nobles are fat and lazy

[sharp orchid]

I also hate the baron's bevor

it looks ugly

[lost rover]

Because he is dumbo

Spent money on a bevor that's supposed to be used in joust

Based off this

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/26440

The regular one https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/24686

[sharp orchid]

so tuff

except for the bevor

[lost rover]

This shoulve been in references but i'm too lazy

[sharp orchid]

i don tthink hes gonna have willittles again

[lost rover]

Died of shock

Severe willie pain

[sharp orchid]

man i wish more than anything that they will optimize the tavern area

im hitting less fps there than in some of the actual levels

this is just wrong

[lost rover]

When does HS take place

[sharp orchid]

1475

man i fucking love my lightsaber

[frank rose]

i have the battlebeast mace

[sharp orchid]

show it

[frank rose]

hol up

i have alot of items in my inventory so this should take a while

[sharp orchid]

i've got over 100

i think im at 114?

[frank rose]

i think i got 135

[lost rover]

Ah yes

Georve 7th's era

King George the 7th

[lost rover]

In HS universe it must be the year where Baron Frank becomes the de-facto sovereign leader

As 1476 is the year where King George VIII's reign ends

[lost rover]

Quite big mistake here

King George 8th

[sharp orchid]

i mean if hes hosting death games that he watches in his own house his reign was kinda doomed from the start

[lost rover]

I wonder how the jester goes from tavern to tavern recruiting fighters

Must be a tiring job

[subtle totem]

lightsaber

[sharp orchid]

well hes a jester

jesters work for the king and whatnot

[lost rover]

The baron must be the sovereign in this timeline

His house is very big

Either that or frankenburg is the largest merchant town

[vital bluff]

I want to fight the jester

[lost rover]

Just wish i could tackle him and beat or axe that smile off his face

Annoying jester 😡

[vital bluff]

I found his face creepy from day one

I'd much rather look at the fat asshole running the shop

[lost rover]

Willie has an asshole

[sharp orchid]

hes so pretty though, you cant say no to a face like his

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-surprised-jumanji-shock-the-rock-gif-11392523

[lost rover]

I wonder could a small willie go down this supermassive willie's asshole

[sharp orchid]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @carydonut ]

[lost rover]

Muhahaha

[sharp orchid]

you peace of my fak

[sharp orchid]

too bad you cant delete this

[lost rover]

😡

[sharp orchid]

trust me man i've had a lot worse taken out of context from me

[lost rover]

I will weld your face

Like this willie

[sharp orchid]

for example

most out of context thing EVER

[sharp orchid]

this guy just parries a fucking LIGHTSABER

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

I wonder does the lightsaber glide through willie bodies

[sharp orchid]

sadly no, i need to fix the damage it does

[supple ember]

Remember..... It is faster to switch to your glock 19 than to pick up your lightsaber!

[sharp orchid]

he knocked my lightsaber off the roof i had no other choice

this was honestly one for the cinemas

[lost rover]

Run away twinium

The hail storm of zombies die hard

[sharp orchid]

ended up not being able to take it

[grave pecan]

holy bro

biggest aura loss of all time

[vital bluff]

The way you fell is honestly so fucking cool dude

Idk why I find it so enjoyable

And the fact you kept fighting

[sharp orchid]

ikr? It was so damn movie like

expecially the landing

[lost rover]

Why was there no recover thingy son

Why did it want El Smitoro dead so fast

[sharp orchid]

i was already injured

[lost rover]

I meant like

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480307566633418802/MedalTVHalfSword20260308165007336-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[lost rover]

Where's the recover life thingy

Isnt there usually mane

[sharp orchid]

only in the abyss really

[lost rover]

Omagad

[sharp orchid]

otherwise you js stay injured until the next round or until you pay the mfs to hjeal you

im js playing call of duty zombies atp

[lost rover]

What if they ran faster

Muhahaha

[grave pecan]

sometimes i wish the glock mod extended your arms further

its kinda hard to aim

[sharp orchid]

yeah genius said hes working on the grip more

[grave pecan]

i'm gonna love that

also theres not alot of uh

[sharp orchid]

it just reminds me of hip firing

[grave pecan]

impact

[sharp orchid]

its really realistic how they die tho

so im fine with it

[grave pecan]

i mean like

[sharp orchid]

it doesnt do a lot damage wise

[grave pecan]

blood doesnt really come out

like

it just feels like its ignoring me

arquebus mod does this right no glaze to it

[sharp orchid]

i mean its very reactive but yeah theres no blood

[grave pecan]

yeah thats what weirds me out

is it possible to unsheat it?

[lost rover]

I heard a crush behind that helmet

[sharp orchid]

nope

[grave pecan]

i tried but ended up dragging my poor guy across the yard

damn

that sucks really

its still a pretty amazing mod

[sharp orchid]

his springlocks failed

[lost rover]

This is true

Because he stumbles for a second

[grave pecan]

glock mod is amazing bro

[sharp orchid]

hit k really quick

[grave pecan]

dude

the pistol that is in my inventory slots are the ones that are shooting

insane shit

[lost rover]

You can take it outside of the spawn thingy

?

[grave pecan]

hes invincible

[grave pecan]

okay so

[sharp orchid]

with save editing yeah

[grave pecan]

i put it on my savefile

[lost rover]

What is the file

weapon class

[grave pecan]

hold up

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-watches-gif-30571625355730053

[sharp orchid]

yeah dev you got this im lowky gonna sleep

gn yall

[grave pecan]

/Game/Mods/glock.glock_C"

@lost rover

[lost rover]

/Game/Mods/glock.glock_C

Thanks brudda

[grave pecan]

go have fun

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-tail-orange-cat-silly-cat-cat-big-eyes-gif-14351918591311874294

[lost rover]

Police brutality

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480356421391614123/a8ef8fa4-e082-4c0d-89b5-85278d64f0ec-render-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[grave pecan]

i feel like a police officer in riot with the glock

[frank rose]

what is that helmet

[grave pecan]

sallet

[vital bluff]

He's what?

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[frank rose]

is that one of the small headed sallets

im a armor collector

[grave pecan]

what?

its the one that gives you this fp view

[frank rose]

oh yeah that sallet variant

very good in dueling

[frank rose]

do you remember where you got it from

[grave pecan]

stole it from npcs

[solemn fossil]

When are we getting Atgeir weapon 🤔

I lowk gotta viking max

[vital bluff]

I can already smell the dismemberments

[solemn fossil]

It's a spear and axe hybrid

Literally perfekt weapon

Poor mans poleaxe

Rich man's enemy

[vital bluff]

I would totally main that as a weapon

[shell forge]

istg this guy was using a Temu helmet 💀

[warped apex]

goofin round

[frank rose]

nanometer thick helmet

[shell forge]

It has to be if a wooden sword could split it so cleanly

[warped apex]

certainly a cool duel

[outer minnow]

British Greeting

[past kestrel]

decked

[warped apex]

this was a for honor execution

[rapid pond]

Yo bro we are both in the latest clip of the week

[white frost]

I just woke up wait lemme see

[rapid pond]

We are both near the middle

[pallid token]

shouldve closed that guard

[rapid pond]

Goes hard

[white frost]

yeah I saw yours

I got included thrice this week

😭

[warped apex]

I like tossing things

[rapid pond]

Damn

Im proud though that crossbow kill was my meanest kill yet

[white frost]

Christ LOL

[white frost]

congrats

Even though I have so much disrespectful kills 😭

[warped apex]

@white frost @rapid pond another crossbow enjoyer I see

I love the crossbow

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-15677826050545973054

[white frost]

WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST CLIP

[warped apex]

using the gun for a comp could be cool

[warped apex]

crossbow suplex

[white frost]

didn't expect them damn

[pallid token]

what in the nailgun

[pallid token]

dude they gotta add a musket to this

[warped apex]

@pallid token I like making terrible comps of cool kills lol

[pallid token]

i wish my game ran this smooth fuck

[white frost]

How many hours left till medieval fest?

[warped apex]

@pallid token it runs ok on a 4080 super

@white frost ever waggle like a chicken

[pallid token]

on a 4070 over here, it should run the same, i run much heavier games with no issues

[white frost]

Your just ragebaiting bro atp

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ragebaited-rage-bait

[rapid pond]

It was this one

[warped apex]

everytime I do that lol

[rapid pond]

Nice crossbow shot

[rapid pond]

It started where im at i think

[warped apex]

@rapid pond

well I've now over 2khrs in halfsword

damn

[white frost]

Check it out

[rapid pond]

Hoyl shut

[pallid token]

took off your shirt and everything damn

[rapid pond]

Thats insane

[warped apex]

@rapid pond

[rapid pond]

I took the pants out as well

Poor willie

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[warped apex]

you just seen a trickshot with gauntlets lol

[white frost]

LOL

[rapid pond]

One hell of a bitchslap

[white frost]

Mine is in 10 hours

[warped apex]

had to build up the momentum for it

[white frost]

It's 2:35 pm rn here

[frank rose]

how do i reload my crossbow

[rapid pond]

To be truethfull i have no clue where to see the event

[warped apex]

got a cool lil kill

[white frost]

https://steamdb.info/sales/history/

[rapid pond]

Press r and drag the crossbow's cord down, then take the arrow and place it in the crossbow

[rapid pond]

Oh yea 10h as well

[warped apex]

what did do on this clip lol

it

it's old*

[white frost]

Something's coming around medieval fest surely

[rare hearth]

dont call me Shirley

[devout lion]

I hope its not garbage

surely they will release an update that addresses most of the current issues with EA

[white frost]

hopefully

we just gotta see what 1.0 can contain

[grave pecan]

i was looking the requirements of medieval fest

i dont think half sword will be there

https://tenor.com/view/say-wallahi-bro-67-meme-ishowspeed-speed-gif-16121835065308473404

[white frost]

where did u look it at?

[grave pecan]

https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/upcoming_events/themed_sales/medieval_2026

over here

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-tail-orange-cat-silly-cat-cat-big-eyes-gif-14351918591311874294

[pastel rapids]

new update for steam medieval fest??

[devout lion]

idk what its requirements are but why doesnt hs meet it

[white frost]

SURELY HALFSWORD WILL BE THERE..?

[pastel rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-shocked-meme-funny-gif-16202716903781766308

[grave pecan]

shiiiiiit

didnt read it right then

fuck yeah then

[devout lion]

SURELY

SURELY HALF SWORD WILL UPDATE

[pastel rapids]

sigh

[devout lion]

WITH GOOD FIXES, PATCHES, AND MEANINGFUL CONTENT

SURELY!!!

[pastel rapids]

THERES NO WAY THEY DONT 😭

they HAVE to

[devout lion]

im on my last legs with these devs fml

if it turns out to be garbage im refunding EA and going back to demo

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-QGXkQmuldGkbL7LVbb

[devout lion]

im in an abusive relationship with EA 💔

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-handcuffed-gif-12539303265459346970

[white frost]

that will end soon 💔

LOL

[pastel rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-pufferfish-cat-puffer-fish-ai-pufferfish-cat-ai-ai-gif-3219711934296360561

bro

[white frost]

reach level 2

[pastel rapids]

oh true

[white frost]

i think if it doesnt really meet the requirements for the medieval fest it can surely update

still

[devout lion]

HALF SWORD WILL UPDATE NEXT WEEK, WITH MEANINGFUL ADDITIONS, AWESOME BALANCES, AND GOOD OPTIMIZATION 🔥

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1489267318092595285/Bez_nazwy-1.gif

[grave pecan]

what version you guys like the most

[devout lion]

playtest was the most enjoyable state of combat

[grave pecan]

really like 0.3 and 0.2

[white frost]

honestly expecting blunt damage to be nerfed

[devout lion]

blunt damage nerf for polearms at least

[grave pecan]

0.2 is the itch demo from what i believe

[devout lion]

maces are okay just a bit overtuned

[grave pecan]

maces are something cuz u gotta hit with the head

[devout lion]

polearms/pavises are the worst offender of blunt damage

[white frost]

experimental demo

[grave pecan]

poleaxes and polearms? anything works really

[devout lion]

i remember a pavise breaking my arm just because i tried grabbing that shit off an enemy

[grave pecan]

what will 0.7 be

cuz ea is 0.6

[devout lion]

im convinced these devs never actually played their game thoroughly

especially for the EA

[grave pecan]

they put babies to playtest

[devout lion]

like the best advice you can ever get for game dev is to play your own game, and find what issues need to be fixed, and iterate from there

they broke rule #1

[grave pecan]

ea was probaly rushed out tho

[white frost]

here's LTMC's 1.0 prediction

[devout lion]

they had ~3 years to make the early access, could've delayed it again, claimed it just needed final polishes for release (we can see how that turned out)

[white frost]

it was

[devout lion]

like the only reason why im not completely lost on the devs is because it's their first big game

[grave pecan]

i say was probaly because i dont wanna get jumped by people saying i'm wrong

cuz usually im not sure on these things

[warped apex]

peak name

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gen-v-homelander-finger-wave-finger-wag-the-boys-gif-16104269627484746704

[white frost]

bro 💔

[white frost]

what do you think

do you think animals will come out in 2.0 or post 1.0?

[warped apex]

ain't nothing wroth with Gotth-aard

[grave pecan]

i'm wondering more on what will they're gonna be used for

[white frost]

combat

[grave pecan]

no but like

be more specific

in which part

[devout lion]

im hoping its post 1.0 because there's no way they would actually be adding shit like "dialogue system" and "animals" when the EA could do better than that

[grave pecan]

jousting was thrown off so sadly no jousting

[white frost]

idk

a bear suddenly appearing and attacking everyone during a buhurt

[grave pecan]

that would be cool

[dreamy sequoia]

Horses, stables. A fighting arena that they can kick you.

[wind veldt]

maybe in second or third major update

[devout lion]

im hoping animals are something like that because i'd be in support of that post-EA

[white frost]

THE BARN

[grave pecan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDq6jrjaJ1w

[dreamy sequoia]

I think we'd all enjoy watching willies get kicked by a horse

[frozen vector]

when are they going to update it?

[grave pecan]

dude

i remember

i saw this video before the ea released

[white frost]

definitely somewhere around medieval fest..?

[grave pecan]

and i thought EA would be like fucking open worlkd

[white frost]

you know whats more cooler

a bear trying to maul you as your other mercenaries try to save you

[wind veldt]

roadmap is for everything they add in EA i think

[warped apex]

momentum

[grave pecan]

what is one things you guys desire in the next update

[gusty jungle]

imo impossible in the time frame they gave themselves

[grave pecan]

i want bug fixes and optimization

it would be sooooo good to run riots properly

[white frost]

removing the whole backdrop of the slums

[gusty jungle]

split screen fix

i wanted to complete progression in coop and that’s why i bought EA in first place

[grave pecan]

exactly

i wish you could like customize player 2

you gotta buy new mercs tho

[grave pecan]

from higher tiers

[white frost]

actually honestly, i want more parts of the slums

[wind veldt]

ofc performance and designable shields

[dreamy sequoia]

Customisable mercs would be good. Ones that get stronger the longer they live

[gusty jungle]

yea there’s so much potential in there

[white frost]

surely were not gonna keep fighting in a shit pit

[grave pecan]

i remember playing coop progression with a friend

fun as fucking hell but

[grave pecan]

like

[wind veldt]

they are going to extend it i think

[restive cave]

I be hitting clips i would NEVER hit on the early access in the demo build but at the same time i'm hitting the opposite where theres clips i'd never be able to do on the demo

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

[gusty jungle]

i tried but i couldn’t end the round in progression

[grave pecan]

they gotta give us doubles mission always cuz

[gusty jungle]

so it was only one fight

[grave pecan]

you cant really add a player 2 in duels

thats unfair

[white frost]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thragg-supercut

[grave pecan]

i be hitting clips whenever medal is closed

[restive cave]

Me too when steam isnt working

Once gaben blessed me though

🥹

[white frost]

i always hate when that happens

💔

[warped apex]

use steams recording feature

[grave pecan]

i dream of co-op everyday 🤤🤤

[restive cave]

No no you should use both

[grave pecan]

hopefully next update fixes it

[white frost]

but when..?

[grave pecan]

also if they fixed the damn controller having bugged as hell buttons that would be nice

[restive cave]

80% of the time steams default recorder turns itself off while you're loading up the game

[grave pecan]

one of your grab keys is connected to arrow mode

and alot of buttons is missing

[restive cave]

Every time i actually hit a guy and he takes damage the game stutters so i know when he's done

[gusty jungle]

i wonder how they managed to fuck it up, split screen on gamescon didn’t have control issues as far as i can tel from videos

so like they scrapped old split screen and made worse

[grave pecan]

i looked some footage from the gamescom
apparently they didnt had the lock on from the fucking start?????

[stray carbon]

Wait does medal auto clip for u?

[grave pecan]

records stuff you did 1 to 20 minutes ago (configurable)

at the press of a button

[devout lion]

is it just me or do you guys feel like submission should appear much more in progression mode

[stray carbon]

Can u explain how it works

[restive cave]

Tbf it was probably rushed ahead for the new early access build and they broke alot of features

[grave pecan]

i literally did

[gusty jungle]

yea but grabbing mechanic at least worked (i think, could be wrong tho as i didn’t play that demo only watched some videos)

[devout lion]

first blood and knockdown always ends fights in a way that is anticlimantic

[stray carbon]

So u press to record like u would rec a vid and it clips when u do smth insane like a trickshot or clutch no?

[devout lion]

first blood only works for unarmored fights and knockdown is just bad

[grave pecan]

these are just spice ups

its a good idea

we could get more in the future

i also agree

[devout lion]

yeah but they occur way too frequently to be honest

[grave pecan]

i dont like knockdown

[devout lion]

submission is the vanilla thing we all like

[grave pecan]

specially first blood on brawl and knockdown

[devout lion]

idk what made them think it was fine adding brawl to the pool of spice-ups

its so bad

[grave pecan]

when you press f6 it records stuff from the past 1 to 60 minutes ago

[stray carbon]

Absolutely not u can still get blood spilt even in armor

[devout lion]

technically yes

[stray carbon]

Ok dude but u dont understand my point here lol

[devout lion]

I mean that it works the best in unarmored fights

[stray carbon]

Does it AUTO save you

Like

[devout lion]

armored fights, blood can just appear whenever it feels like it

[stray carbon]

Moments that happened in the rec

Like a clutch or sum like that

[stray carbon]

That yes

[restive cave]

Alright i love brawl but i love brawl singular not with anything like first blood or knockdown

[stray carbon]

But u still get blood spilt even with armor

[grave pecan]

yeah

[stray carbon]

But hardly

[grave pecan]

i wish brawl had doubles

[devout lion]

its inconsistent is my problem

[stray carbon]

Alright ima get medal as well

[grave pecan]

imagine if like

you could brawl with a merc

[devout lion]

brawl submission is good its just that the other modes are fucked

[stray carbon]

We still didnt get everything we saw in the trailer

So keep that in mind

[devout lion]

knockdown is just a bad mode because of the horrible posture balance

if they made knockdowns harder/more earned then it would be fine

[stray carbon]

I like that mode at beggar cuz u literally kick someone so hard that they just fly

Dont even need to use hands lmao i just kick them and they fly screaming

[devout lion]

u kick them in the nuts

[small glen]

Bring a heavy pollaxe

[stray carbon]

Yes

Its crazy that it actually works

[grave pecan]

i still dont like it

just a watered down version of submission

same for first blood

[devout lion]

thats only a bandaid

[dreamy sequoia]

Barons pollaxe eats up first blood and knockdown, armoured or not.

[devout lion]

speaking of baron why is his first weapon only the most dangerous one against armored opponents

its also the most bullshit weapon because a slight touch sends you down

[stray carbon]

Bro the dagger is so satisfying to use

[devout lion]

his other weapons are a joke though if you're armored

[stray carbon]

but its not good later on in game wich sucks

[dreamy sequoia]

His sword is great for riots.

[small glen]

It's basically max mass

That's why

[devout lion]

yea

[warped apex]

what over 2khrs looks like in game

[devout lion]

it just sucks to fight against

especially if you're not using a polearm

[stray carbon]

U can still shove the sword or dagger in the parts where the clothing can be seen so that's thst

That*

[devout lion]

because you have to get close and graze the polearm

and the polearm just does its magic and either knocks you down with slight velocity or actually breaks your limbs

[stray carbon]

Yea i used that poleaxe one time and i cut someone s helmet into two not even trolling

Its that crazy

[dreamy sequoia]

Very efficient in half sword grip, too.

[devout lion]

yes i find it to be super deadly with headshots even at 93kg

when i mained it it could occassionally insta kill with a knock to the helmet

like straight up kill

[stray carbon]

Someone told me to not max my character height because ill easily fall quicker with armor on

And ill easily remain out of stamina

[devout lion]

that makes me curious

does height actually affect posture

[stray carbon]

But in demo version that was just one swing and then all ur stamina gone

[dreamy sequoia]

Idk if its just me or not, but, if I hold LMB and W while I'm staggered, I generally dont fall. If im holding shift, yeah nah im down.

[devout lion]

yeah but now its overtuned

[stray carbon]

Yea

[grave pecan]

i think i found a fix for progression co-op crashes

i disabled blood completly and havent seen a crash

[warped apex]

I wish our arms will be stronger next update

[wind veldt]

today starts medieval fest so lets hope that they drop a update this week

[devout lion]

if they dont im gonna

IM GONNNA

keep whining

maybe our cries will reach to the plateau of the devs

[restive cave]

Well to be fair our arms are strong just not our wrists

You hit your head here so you fell

[wind veldt]

same

[warped apex]

hat throwing expert

[frank rose]

sharpened hat

[shrewd idol]

Baron’s Beak is even more op than the plancon

[vital bluff]

Especially when you get that perfect stab into the skull

🤤

[restive barn]

chrome334's pistol mod coming out

it's better than the glock mod (tm)

[restive cave]

i'm ready

[lost rover]

The king was watching from the shadows

[restive barn]

and i'm pissed off at how i'm not known as half sword's best map modder

[lost rover]

Something happened 😱

My ue4ss doesnt detect anything suddenly

I have a whole lot of mods

[rapid pond]

Ue4ss ate shit again ?

[lost rover]

Idk

When i load up HS there's nothing there

[rapid pond]

Weird

[lost rover]

Vanilla game is there but no mods

[restive barn]

@sharp thunder are you sure

[frank rose]

yea

i cant do it too

[gusty jungle]

guys do you know any mods that fix split screen controls?

[restive barn]

no

#modders-guild-hall who is best modder

[rapid pond]

Yu

Take all the fame and burn the other ones

[lost rover]

Works now

[rapid pond]

Fork

[lost rover]

It's rondel dagger in the inventoryu

/Game/Mods/glock.glock_C

[vital bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[rapid pond]

He is sure

[frank rose]

jesus christ

[restive barn]

wtf is this

[frank rose]

poleaxe crossbow

[lost rover]

Either crazy core strength or your shoulder muscles are as dense as tungsten

[frank rose]

this hybird is op

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/304

rifle mod next

[restive cave]

IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD

[lost rover]

Be there or be square

[tall shard]

whens the next updated projected to be out im fiening for more

[restive cave]

Nooo

I cant fucking download it yet

[restive barn]

better than genius' gun mod

[frank rose]

are you sure

[restive cave]

How about i download both

[restive barn]

lmao maybe

idk

[frank rose]

are you sure

[restive barn]

prolly will have incompatibility errors

[frank rose]

need bigger standart

[restive barn]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bIg8pRd0JIbRnsIbXSFlIB0XCpG7UCcy/view?usp=sharing

rifle mod next

as i said

[lost rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1492862793047609455/RDT_20260412_0805445983911354374922718.gif

[restive cave]

Yaay

#LightmassImportanceVolume

[restive barn]

huh

rifle mod is also releasing today btw

[restive cave]

👀

[frank rose]

is there a video for pistol

like a showcase

or test

[restive cave]

I will make one for you

[frank rose]

ill download if its good or not

[restive cave]

Half sword realism pack lite better lighting atmosphere

Vibrance: 250

Fake hdr: 200

[restive barn]

[frank rose]

half sword ai enhanced

[restive barn]

can u record video of pistol

[restive cave]

Yes

Do you wanna see what im working on..

[restive barn]

yes

[restive cave]

Now its not half sword but it is unreal engine

[lost rover]

Looking at my old ovrdth's loader mods feels so weird

[white frost]

hmmm

[lost rover]

Like dusty cars in a garage

[restive barn]

k

[restive cave]

Look at general catfish....

[white frost]

7 more hours damn

[meager torrent]

ADD COD-PIECES TO HALF SWORD

[lost rover]

I am the first download of chromium's gun ting both zip and nexus

Trust

[lost rover]

As of now no custom armor has been made

[meager torrent]

What is the gun mod

[lost rover]

Adds a glock

[meager torrent]

I'm saying it should be a built in feature

[lost rover]

What do you thin

[meager torrent]

Muskets

Archebus

Pistols loaded with gunpowder

[lost rover]

There's an arquebus mod

Too

[meager torrent]

That's what I thought it would've been

[lost rover]

Made by chrome too

[meager torrent]

Chrome is like Terry Davis atp

He's the terry Davies of modding

[restive cave]

terry Davies

[white frost]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHROME'S PISTOL MOD FUCKED UP HIS ARQUEBUS MOD 😭

[lost rover]

How mr chiquito

Idk what that means i recently heard of it

[restive barn]

bruh

well i'm releasing a pack with all 3 guns prolly so

[white frost]

yeah this works

[wind solar]

WHAT

WHATTT

ANTI ARMOR PISTOL!?

literary

[white frost]

holy shit its actuall working

LOL

[wind solar]

WHERE I can dowloud it

[white frost]

nexus

not sure how that happened to mine

[lost rover]

Dead

[restive barn]

is this the glock mod or the pistol mod

or the biting mod

or vanilla

[lost rover]

Pistole

I love it so much

[restive barn]

[lost rover]

New victim of "police" brutality

[restive barn]

nvm i thaught u said glock

[lost rover]

I'm shooting down eveyone

I dont care about my mercs now

[timid raft]

the game was abandoned?

[tough hollow]

NO

[white frost]

chill

[timid raft]

why you are so mad(

[lost rover]

What happened to the monkey

Did he get a helmet or get skinned

[white frost]

he got a helmet

[lost rover]

Cool

[white frost]

Then an arrow passed through

[lost rover]

These idiots

[restive barn]

i'm revamping the reload system eventually

[lost rover]

Yes king

[restive barn]

a first look at the new reloading system

[lost rover]

Holy shit

[small glen]

Spanked the gun

Gun reloads

[lost rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[tardy trout]

do we know what is actively being worked on right now?

[lost rover]

Number 1 modder

[lost rover]

Chrome's reloading system and gun pack

[small glen]

Your mom

Takes awhile

Releases in 5 years

She big

[lost rover]

Because she's big and high in GB

[tardy trout]

.. are you 14 fucking years old?

[lost rover]

4 Petabytes

[small glen]

Wow, that's highly gross

I am 51

Get it right

[tardy trout]

act like it

[lost rover]

He is

!!!

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176719479158341633/1490125814795206807/IMG_3112.gif

[small glen]

I literally am

Kids these days

[lost rover]

Havent you seen how a 50 year old acts on facebook

He's literally 51

Sent me proof

[small glen]

Wirenfeldt is just mad because even at 50 I still got it

[lost rover]

"Old" but gold

[small glen]

Fr

OW MY BACK!

[white frost]

uh

[restive barn]

if y'all are wondering how the new reload works

you switch grips into alt grip and press comma.

that's it.

it'll do the animations for u

[white frost]

still genuinely wondering how my gun ended up like this

[small glen]

I love the gun spanking

Willie must be a royal marine

[lost rover]

Put in the messer blade!!!

[lost rover]

No the gun is GPT-25

[white frost]

OH WAIT YEAH

[lost rover]

Spanking triggers a motion detecter inside the rifle

Which has a dingling wire

That when hit tenses up and activates sensors and reloads

[restive barn]

willie is experienced

[small glen]

"Oi, there mate. I got to reload me rifle before I fuqing destroy ya, you foking pipsqueak, big teeth vermin from wales" - Willie after spanking his rifle

[restive barn]

and it's totally not an effect of my jank code

[lost rover]

Even jank noone would be able to do this

Holy guacamole

Guac-ward

[small glen]

Least drunk irish man

[lost rover]

Willie must be georgian!!!

[white frost]

let me try to see if the same weird glitch happens with a messer

[subtle totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079395042810150912/1487230817884311723/attachment.gif

[small glen]

Head ahh

[subtle totem]

i hate the developers

[restive barn]

why

[lost rover]

He's poopy

And gassy

[subtle totem]

they are evil and are taking too long to update

they dont listen to everything i say either

[small glen]

"I say"

Didn't know fetty wap was a fucking

Video game fortune teller

[lost rover]

Who does he think he is!!!

[subtle totem]

yea i keep making suggestions of things that only i want but they dont listen

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-simpson-loxyysgif-ABsj1vpTUbIw5sQGvK

[small glen]

"Implement my suggestion, or suffer my curse!!"

[subtle totem]

they dont prioritise me

[lost rover]

And they obviously love me more

Cause i'm the better child

[subtle totem]

no they dont dude

[lost rover]

They added hooked pans

Like my suggestion

[subtle totem]

they litterally revolve around me

get real

[small glen]

They listened to me

[white frost]

you sure

[small glen]

And delay the update for another week

[lost rover]

Let me send you the message 😡

[white frost]

why..

[subtle totem]

you guys dont get it i dont want the devs to listen to anyone but me

[restive barn]

evil??

[restive barn]

man they don't listen to me either

[subtle totem]

they should only listen to me

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/mogger-mind-moggermind-мегамозг-мьюинг-мегамозг-мьюинг-gif-16212916096529261739

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-he-does-think-bro-QI9Qs2jpfyCuXAFTeA

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113462309776531456/1465746240741572639/togif.gif

[subtle totem]

wow where did you find this gif

[restive barn]

stole it

[lost rover]

WHERE is my pan suggestion

[subtle totem]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCxlvyKWQAAdTT5.gif

[lost rover]

I swear i suggested it

[restive barn]

in the cellar

[subtle totem]

i know this for fact

[lost rover]

Chrome even has a weapon file for me with the pan 😭

[white frost]

i ate it

[lost rover]

I'm so sad

[small glen]

Yoo, your number 1 btw.

Should make me a weapon now

[restive barn]

[subtle totem]

do you guys think your opinion matters as much as mine?? they should only listen to me and me alone

[restive barn]

[lost rover]

He made me the pan!!!

[subtle totem]

i have the most correct opinions so they ought to only listen to me

[lost rover]

It was my favorite demo secondary

[small glen]

There is 50 snipers trained onto your hands.

I mean

There is 50 kittens being donated to you for the weapon you make

Fat kittens.

Orange, fat kittens.

[subtle totem]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCxlvyKWQAAdTT5.gif

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kitten-trying-to-get-up-struggle-gif-23584320

[restive barn]

are they birds too

[subtle totem]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1449942974019670066/1458462764501827644/JSBF_9XVATAAS7_YNB8HE.gif

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jaystation-elf-on-the-shelf-3am-haunted-attack-gif-27569600

[small glen]

I think so

[lost rover]

I only take bird human hybrids named Alfred

[subtle totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113462309776531456/1465746240741572639/togif.gif

[lost rover]

I will never take this

I will only take half bird half human hybrid birds named Alfred

[subtle totem]

please dont steal this im very greedy and want this all for myself

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/my1Rk58GwHnSOWV7N?invite=cr-MSxvS3EsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=14 lmao im looking back at my reload system

willie did a little salute after reloading

that was not intentional

[small glen]

@restive barn you see this man?

This is bob.

Happy, bob have life.

Bob, married

[lost rover]

NEVER diss chrome 😡

I'm going to find your home and burn it down

[small glen]

This is bob now

Because he didn't make sick mp5 in the big half sword mod..

Don't be bob.

[lost rover]

Deserved 😂

[small glen]

We also all hate bob

[lost rover]

He doesnt deserve such an ornamental casket 😡

[small glen]

Little bitch!!

[lost rover]

A shoebox sewn together will be perfect

[subtle totem]

is it against rules to threaten the developers of half sword?

[small glen]

CHROME! MAKE A MOTHERFUCKING MP5 BEFORE I HANG ON TO YOUR TEETH LIKE A JOCKEY FROM L4D!!

[small glen]

Uh, yes

[subtle totem]

lame

[restive barn]

gimme an mp5 model

[small glen]

Bitch what am i

A supplier?!

"Let me see the shit.." - Chrome

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-ishowspeed-evil-what-did-you-say-gif-7035460272226281689

NEVER talk to king like that EVER

[small glen]

This is why your THIIIRDDDDD

Yk what

Now your 4th

With smitor and evil smitor in 2nd and 3rd

[lost rover]

Who's first

Let me guess

Sir bug of bugville

[small glen]

Luke

[lost rover]

He has only made 2 mods 😡

Chrome's portfolio is better to me

[restive barn]

who tf is evil smitor

[small glen]

He made gun mods before like

Everyone else

[restive barn]

and i made space mods before everyone else

[lost rover]

Never released!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡

[small glen]

He made split screen

In the demo

[restive barn]

thats coding

i hate coding

[small glen]

That space mod is just a UE5 free asset drop!!!

[lost rover]

Gasp

[restive barn]

fym free

i paid good cash to get those assets

and i had to code a custom movement system just to get the player to be fast enough to exploor

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-bubbles-homelander-blowing-bubbles-gif-11894150303476827467

Bubble blast!

[restive barn]

you're a bubble blast😡

[lost rover]

He's bowser fart

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-leon-scott-kennedy-67-gif-1938107146117258547

[small glen]

67

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/my2rgTtQiFmznUmVQ?invite=cr-MSxPY2ksNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=17 weird reloading animation glitch

[slim meadow]

wait a second

nevermind

[slim meadow]

skibidisigmarizz67unctripping

[small glen]

What the fuck is that name

[slim meadow]

nothing

[lost rover]

Fuck = Bad

Bad = evil

Evil = super evil

super evil = Likes children

Likes children = worst person in history

You are the worst person in history

Speechless right

[white frost]

6 more hours 😱

[final juniper]

Just tried the demo again

its wild how much better the physics are

than ea version

Plus the enemies actually try to hit u

not just swing on the air

[torn wren]

What’s the medieval fest gonna add and stuff

[white frost]

idk just gonna blast some games into discounts

hopefully we can get update around the fest

[pastel rapids]

could this potentially mean an update in 6 hours?

[white frost]

nah

would be ironic if they released the update the moment medieval fest drops

[pastel rapids]

true

yea u right lo

l

but SURELY they drop a update during medieval fest

[white frost]

they are definitely

[pastel rapids]

yesss

it will be a HUGGEE update

[rain night]

fr ive only been playing the demo lately

[white frost]

well we are expecting alot..

so get ready 😱

[final juniper]

It's so much more fun to play

[pastel rapids]

cant wait 😭

im so ready

[white frost]

tavern brawl mechanic when

[pastel rapids]

THAT WOULD BE SO PEAK

[rain night]

it really is and its wild cause theres not nearly as much content

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/alcohol-fight-bar-barfight-brawl-gif-11164312

[pastel rapids]

they need to make the barrels in cellar breakable

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113462309776531456/1465746240741572639/togif.gif

[small glen]

Shields are like 90x more annoying with the overtuned blunt damage

[lost rover]

Uncle Sethan Quest

[lost rover]

Uncle sethan quest

[pastel rapids]

bro is getting straight teeth

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/bradar-heyselcuk-laugh-happy-tiktok-gif-16655588246189929301

Inferior ghouls

[restive barn]

rifle mod eventually

[lost rover]

Uncle Sethan Quest is pleased

[lost rover]

Is this a hejjshot

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-QGXkQmuldGkbL7LVbb

[restive barn]

somebody straight pierced my pauldron

[restive barn]

chillnot that soon

a few bugs to work out

[white frost]

still waiting for the fence mod

LOL

[restive barn]

bugged, sometimes enemies spawn in ur area

[cobalt egret]

can anyone tell me where this blade is from and what it's for? i assume it's a falchion blade originally but i don't know

[restive barn]

i think it's a messer blade

[cobalt egret]

why would a messer need the extra tooth?

[restive barn]

idk

i've seen messers with those tho

[cobalt egret]

rly?

[lost rover]

It's the baron sword one

[restive barn]

ye

[cobalt egret]

oh yea i found one

elmslie type 3e apparently

[lost rover]

Alot of the blades were made with a false edge but the devs are too lazy to add that

[cobalt egret]

OH

that makes it make so much more sense

[cunning aspen]

But why is the balance point (or how do you call it) so close to the gard

[lost rover]

That's pretty good 😡

[cobalt egret]

i only changed the blade and blade length i didn't pay attention to anything else

[cobalt egret]

i had assumed it was some utility thing because the blade looks german to me and german medieval blades always tend to either have a scabard that also contains tools, or have tools built into the sword

[lost rover]

False edges are usually built for unexpected attacks with the opposite side of the blade

[cunning aspen]

Well I assume for sword like this one you need more power in hits instead of agility

[lost rover]

Some sabres had these custom built into them for an advantage

[cobalt egret]

what advantage does the second tooth give? is it for like making it more visually natural to align the false edge?

[restive barn]

the buffslop has infected my school

[lost rover]

I think it could break guards

[restive barn]

someone in my school asked me how to download the beef williengton mod

[lost rover]

Snag on it

[cobalt egret]

ohhhh

[lost rover]

Do they know you are chrome334

If not

[restive barn]

he does atleast

[cobalt egret]

ig it also helps secure the bind better

[lost rover]

Say "Download the pistol mod and follow the instructions"

[lost rover]

Oh alright

[restive barn]

he actually knew chrome334 before i told him i was me

[cobalt egret]

i've seen some messers that have a frontal tooth just above the guard and i'm only just now questioning that too lol

[lost rover]

You must try to get the buffslop out

Embrace Zombieslop

[frank rose]

he scares me

[cobalt egret]

actually doesn't a polearm family from somewhere in asia use this sort of blade profile?

[restive barn]

guan-dao?

[meager torrent]

Chrome

Pleasr

Please

Add cod-pieces

Like, the armour

It would be so funny

[cobalt egret]

that may be what i'm thinking of but that's not exactly what i'm remembering when i look at pictures, not sure