halfsword-chat-⚔

[rapid pond]

Wha ?

[restive barn]

message so long it's rendered as a message.txt

[rare hearth]

reminds me of the time i was named #1 rali hater as a joke and people kept asking me about it

[white frost]

looks cool

[restive barn]

it may look cool but it does terrible things to your body...

[white frost]

..?

[white frost]

im glad it didnt interfere with the textures in the arquebes

[rare hearth]

why would it

[restive barn]

man im figuring out this modular armor stuff rn

i hate being a pioneer

[rapid pond]

I got timed out for saying what those kind of people are

But i have a friend thats one of them, and if i wasent such a loyal boyfriend i would.

[lost rover]

Turn pants into plate armour

Muhahaha

[rare hearth]

?

[lyric junco]

We need a lore drop on that one

[rare hearth]

i do not understand what he means exactly but i have a little hunch he should not discuss that

[somber sundial]

I just bought the game and when I press play progression literally nothing happens

my god

[rapid pond]

F3mɓºÿß

Should avoid the cencor now

[lost rover]

Go into freemode firsy

Then

[somber sundial]

alr

[rare hearth]

oh not as bad as i thought

[lyric junco]

Cool

What of it

[rapid pond]

That word is on the banlist

[lyric junco]

So stupid

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jaystation-elf-on-the-shelf-3am-haunted-attack-gif-27569600

[rapid pond]

But if I was still single

I would have done me that boy

[rare hearth]

go to settings and try to limit your fps to your monitors refresh rate

[somber sundial]

No it was the freemode

Thx

[rapid pond]

How do you manage to mix free mode and progression ?

Thats a first

Its funny

[lyric junco]

What does having done me that boy mean

[somber sundial]

No

The fix

Was going into freemode

To fix the fact that progression wouldn't even open

[rapid pond]

Lemme check the guidelines really quick

[lyric junco]

Halfsword mobile is so peak

[rapid pond]

The joke is tied to intercourse

[lyric junco]

Oh as in that okay

[rapid pond]

Why you paying with zirconium

[lost rover]

500 spyware and miner pls 🤑

[rare hearth]

thats polish currency i tink

[lyric junco]

But why if you were single only

[rapid pond]

If i where single i would smash em

[rapid pond]

DAWG

YOU HAVE THE COMPREHENSION OF A TADC FAN

Anyways

[lyric junco]

I'm a miner, duh

[rapid pond]

Half sword goated

[rare hearth]

wtf am j even reading in ts chat

[rapid pond]

Someone with the reading comprehension of a dead tadpole and another one tryintg to make an obvious serxs joke

Now back on topic

[white frost]

the art of this shield looks amazing actually holy shit

[rare hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256322696208453724/1400949393514823741/togif.gif

[rapid pond]

Any of y'all got some nice quick fights to showcase

[shrewd idol]

man i just looted the shit out of 3 guys in the yard and then the game crashed right before i was going to end the duels

[rapid pond]

I really have been wondering why that artwork is not used

[rapid pond]

One day

One day i'll do that

[white frost]

BUT WHEN'S THE DAY..?

[rapid pond]

I'll do that when

When

[white frost]

i might teach you how to do it anyways

[rapid pond]

dies

[lost rover]

Why was a head first slam so dangerous in the demo

[rapid pond]

Nah i'll figure it out eventually

[lost rover]

Only thing you hear is a crack and willie’s face turns red

[lyric junco]

Because we were actually humans back in the demo, before the great sporeification

[rapid pond]

Jankier phisic

[restive barn]

more bang bang boom boom bling bling kapow

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/no-condom-forever-whatever-black-panther-said-gif-4066037950582946286

[lost rover]

Use in abys

[white frost]

sure..

[restive barn]

why

[lost rover]

Kill zomby

[restive barn]

man you don't have to remind me lmfao

[restive barn]

🌚

[lyric junco]

Just how many people would you smash if you could

[white frost]

they might add these eventually

just unused rn

[restive barn]

🤔

[white frost]

definitely my favourite shield though

[lyric junco]

It should be only obtainable in the abyss

[lost rover]

It’s not “no condom forever”—that’s just your ears doing improv comedy with zero rehearsal. The actual line is “Wakanda Forever,” from Black Panther, and it’s delivered clearly enough that most people don’t accidentally turn it into a public service announcement gone wrong. What’s happening here is classic mishearing: your brain grabs a familiar-sounding phrase and runs with it, even if it makes no contextual sense. Doubling down on it, though, is where it tips from funny mistake into avoidable facepalm—like insisting a stop sign really says “go faster” because you glanced at it once. A quick rewatch would fix it; stubbornly defending the mix-up just makes it look like you’re arguing with reality and losing.
It’s wakanda forever you dimwit 😡 No ai 99%

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-react-tgpu-TvmiotaLjZoXjcB8Nr

[lost rover]

No

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/leopold-neo-leopold-angry-german-kid-keyboard-smash-rage-gif-21999671

[white frost]

another cool shield art

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586

[lost rover]

How much time did they waste drawing these

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768719134086529048/1140517545426817034/togif.gif

[white frost]

LOL

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-project-flandere-fumo-fumofumo-gooboo-gif-7685410125052946554

[white frost]

apparently this guy's name is st george

🤔

[meager nebula]

wait.. how.?

unreleased?

[white frost]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/296?tab=description

[lost rover]

What does “chinese” takeaway even taste like

[meager nebula]

ah

[lost rover]

I live in a country that serves real chinese food

[meager nebula]

its just.. chinese food

mostly noodles

"chinese" food

[lost rover]

It’s mostly chinese cooking styles adapted to the ingredients ready in their regions

Like how fries and gravy is chinese in UK

And how orange chicken is chinese in USA

Dead chat

[small glen]

If you say that

For some reason

Every news outlet treats it like

The food there is actually a chemical biohazard made by umbrella corp to give you stage 900 cancer

[lost rover]

I think it’s because of how the asian-american family operated restaurants charge prices fairly

15 bucks for a full box (overflowing)

[small glen]

To this day, people say US food this, US food that, US food kills you cus food dyes, they completely block all other things besides US food = bad

US food is 3rd in the world for safety.

US has only 4 food dyes, europe has around 13.

European food is more of a biohazard than us

Why did auto correct go to elud

Tf does that mean

[small glen]

Most Asian American restaurants do what you said

Use nearest resources and mimic cooking techniques

[rare hearth]

what even is us food

[small glen]

It's BBQ

[rare hearth]

oo

[small glen]

American food cuisines is BBQ based

[lost rover]

I saw a gas station burrito that has an ingredients list 1.5x the circumference of the burrito

In a tiktok video

[small glen]

Like

Normal BBQ is usually like

Bread focused

Burgers and such

American BBQ is more meat

[lost rover]

American bbq like brisket and sausage right

[small glen]

Ribs, Steak, Bacon, Sasuage,

Etc

They are also eaten with ranch sometimes

[rare hearth]

i would like to try one of them American ribs i see online

they seem so good

[small glen]

While lathered in either tangy or sweet bbq sauce

[rare hearth]

also, is it just me or bbq sauce tastes like burnt wood

[lost rover]

My region has super fair priced hotpot buffets with rounds of 1.5-2 hours

[lost rover]

Might be the rub charring too much

Usually in texas bbq the crust is formed by rub and it’s reddish dark brown

[rare hearth]

though ngl i love it

[lost rover]

In the USA 6$ for a buffet is a too good to be true price

I think these restaurants are a bit shady though

I havent gotten to try them yet

[small glen]

American cuisine is usually cheaper

Because US is like

70% Farm lands

[lost rover]

I think 10$ barely gets you a meal now

Average kfc meal is 12.99$

I think

[rare hearth]

i forgot this is halfsword chat not gen

also $ sign is written before number

so its $12.99

[novel thicket]

hi guys

how do i get cool name tag

[lost rover]

Anyways i’m pulling an all nighter because my circadian rhythm’s messed up

Currently nearing 5am

Not nearing

Ive just started 4am

[lyric junco]

i'm strategically skipping the day because the sun sucks

[lyric junco]

you must expropriate

[lost rover]

Prraxh

Preach brudda

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-the-sun-hate-the-heat-shoot-the-sun-tired-of-it-heat-wave-gif-12116680

[novel thicket]

Do I have to type

[novel thicket]

To do that

[humble iris]

just click on someone's tag if they have the half sword one

then it should say "adopt tag" on the bottom

[humble iris]

here

[sleek gull]

.

[lyric junco]

i was joking, you do it in the settings

[novel thicket]

I will get nitro later

[lyric junco]

i won't and i didn't ,it's a gift, you don't need nitro

useless moneygrab

[shell forge]

I don't blame him for surrendering, considering how flattened his nose got

[lyric junco]

THAT WON'T BE EASY TO REMOVE

108kg day 782

[devout lion]

unbelievable

half sword is never gonna fix itself at this point

[lyric junco]

i love beating this guy

[shrewd idol]

Are there even any blue steel items in the game other than the vambrace and cuisses?

I’ve seen like 1000 enemies with blue cuisses and no grieves, no pauldrons, no gauntlets

[lyric junco]

bevor

spaulders i think

half gauntlets

i'm so doomed if i die

so dead rn

[shrewd idol]

I’ve never seen blue steel full gauntlets, Armet, grieves, pauldrons, or cuirass

Apparently there is a blue Armet somewhere

[lyric junco]

they don't exist as in spawn, they are all in the game's code

fair game

[shrewd idol]

What do you mean?

They won’t spawn in the game?

[lyric junco]

yes

i have like 800 days i would have seen it

it was in the demo

it is here but devmentia got the devs

[shrewd idol]

Shit I thought I just had bad rng

I was like fuck where is the rest of the blue shit

I’m all uncoordinated color wise

[lyric junco]

i mean i managed to complete somewhat of a blackknight's armor set

[shrewd idol]

What do you guys set the sliders to like player damage, npc damage

[lyric junco]

same

[shrewd idol]

I just left them where they were. I didn’t even know they were there until today

[lyric junco]

i have them at default

[next forge]

always at default

unless im in free mode

then i sometimes switch em around (mostly max player damage min npc damage to give the hardest time)

[obtuse silo]

I really want brawl in free mode again. Punching a guy's arm to make his guard open is so cool.

[lost rover]

I want head blows to not knock the opponent out in 1 hit

[obtuse silo]

Their heads jerking after a good blow to the noggin is so damn meaty lmao

[lyric junco]

this is never not fun

[shrewd idol]

Good lord

[west crag]

Do you unlock anything after unlocking the general Baron's Set?

[lyric junco]

me too willie, me too

[lyric junco]

every time you kill the baron again you get the whole set

[west crag]

ah

So I've done what the game has to offer at this stage

[lyric junco]

the demo is more satisfying

who wants this pile of meat

[shrewd idol]

Gross

[fierce wedge]

man never used the flail

[lyric junco]

flail is ass

[fierce wedge]

i will not tolerate this disrespect

execution on friday

a gallows will be built

[lyric junco]

no u

get impaled

[shrewd idol]

lol

[stray carbon]

Holy

[dreamy sequoia]

It was hard work being the local butcher back in the mid 15th century

[lyric junco]

can't do this with a flail

[rotund blade]

I just found an Easter egg. If you escape the street map you can find this

[lyric junco]

someone has to provide meat for the village you little flail noble

[lyric junco]

starvajohn!

[rotund blade]

Huh?

[lyric junco]

your arms

[dreamy sequoia]

Soundtrack matches the game so well.

[rotund blade]

Oh yeah I made him spaghetti

[west crag]

You can spank people with a flail, which is what I assume you're showing off based on how many glancing blows you landed

[rotund blade]

Lol

[lyric junco]

i meant butchering

[west crag]

:)

[dreamy sequoia]

Flail isn't half bad, until you reach man at arms, or just generally well armored dudes

[lyric junco]

flails are about as dangerous as an average kindergartener

[dreamy sequoia]

No ofcourse it can't. But it's great at half sword gripping rushing blows to the face as a Willie attempts to stand up lol

[fierce wedge]

if you actually hit with the metal part of the flail it does some decent damage on well aimed strikes

on full plate too

[dreamy sequoia]

Need some god tier accuracy to pull off great shots with it honestly

[fierce wedge]

one second i actually have a gif that i could replace this sentence iwth

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766294069533999106/1478798989301256273/attachment.gif

[lyric junco]

a flail could never

[dreamy sequoia]

What we need is a flail with a shortsword attached to the end of it

I know that's not period correct

[lyric junco]

so true

[fierce wedge]

nearly all of these rounds showcase blunt force trauma

which a flail could ever

using a flail with low sensitivity is godly you just haven't opened your third eye

[lyric junco]

yeah, but flail hits like a plastic ball

[dreamy sequoia]

If they just weighed a good 1kg or more they'd be deadly for the entire game

[fierce wedge]

this is due to the fact that you havent opened your third eye and tapped into the technique

[young river]

anyone way to increase get up time

[dreamy sequoia]

Hold W.

[young river]

i only do so if they really pissed me off

[lyric junco]

you can just not press anything and it will take longer to get up

[tawdry vale]

Feel ashamed for this, but it took me since I first started playing the playtest to realize what kind of sword this cursor is supposed to be

[lyric junco]

pool of blood

[tawdry vale]

It's a Cinquedea like you see in the cutscene

[young river]

sainest half sword player

[tranquil lantern]

ironside and his post

[shrewd idol]

What are the best weapons you guys have crafted?

I made a really short polearm that is super heavy and I am enjoying

[tacit grove]

this one smallsword

[tacit grove]

Did you guys know that historically it was easier (less time and cost) to train a soldier to use a matchlock rather than to train him to use a pike?

[tacit grove]

Cinquedea! Five-fingered swords.

[tranquil lantern]

those pike formations were pretty tight

[tawdry vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047006544652423228/1493786853340610631/IMG_8960.webp?ex=69e4da2b&is=69e388ab&hm=1ef020606c9b7d352bc04f6f150c650b533265d1a1c5233fc117ba826a359647&

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fireball-medieval-explosion-gif-6450735569637653218

[young river]

cant flip the pole arm around right

[tacit grove]

happens.

[young river]

elite ball knowdeleg

[tawdry vale]

All this fear is making me hungry

[humble iris]

i loved the part when he

[sleek gull]

then when he

[tacit grove]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[tacit grove]

the

[humble iris]

oh and dont forget when he

[tacit grove]

what about the

[lyric junco]

lmaooo

[humble iris]

Yeah that with the

[young river]

gg throw the match

[shrewd idol]

What do you like about it?

[tacit grove]

light and tiny, my first playthrough a few hours after release i toyed with a lot of types, and really quite liked the gap exploitation potential

[sleek gull]

Got my knuckles, but thats a damn good unsheathing block.

[lyric junco]

i love opening their minds

[shrewd idol]

does it for for heavily armored enemies?

[tacit grove]

I only fight Man-At-Arms and Knight tier with no armor myself, so yes, lol.

[shrewd idol]

oh ok

im fighting lord tier right now so pretty much all i use is a heavy polearm and super heavy sword

and i just bash them with the pommel and guard

[tacit grove]

That's the way to do it. I haven't played the progression a lot, beat the Baron a few hundred times and called it a day

[shrewd idol]

gotcha. yeah i beat baron in progression for the first time earlier today. im just farming gold now

[tranquil lantern]

I love my fellow greenshirts (accident btw)

[sweet pollen]

Yo

Can i still Download early Access ?

[soft osprey]

EA is up for purchase, yes

[sweet pollen]

Where ?

[sharp orchid]

among one of my many reasons why i think the beak poleaxe head is superior

[soft osprey]

Steam and epic games store

[sweet pollen]

Does it cost Money ?

[lyric junco]

no

[humble iris]

your soul

[sweet pollen]

Dang

Thats alot

[lyric junco]

you don't need it

[soft osprey]

Yes but the demo is free

[sweet pollen]

Already have the demo

[lost rover]

Is he curable

[sleek gull]

Half Sword Demo is the best thing money can't buy

[sweet pollen]

Lot of Bugs tho

[humble iris]

Ea is no different

[lyric junco]

yes

just needs painkillers

[sweet pollen]

Why cant i send photos

[wispy jay]

There are no ranks on this server.

[soft osprey]

Cause Youre a nobody

[sweet pollen]

Right

[soft osprey]

Image perms are level locked, just chat to unlock it

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jerk-steve-martin-gif-9789856

[chrome gust]

im so lonely, all the other viltrumites are scared of me

[polar marsh]

My game won’t save do yall know how to fix that

[soft osprey]

Try disabling steam cloud

[sweet pollen]

Holy map

[plain brook]

looks kinda like the skybox from vertigo

[devout meadow]

jesus christ 🤣 ive played the demo and what not but not seen that level of detailed violence lol is that only in EA or can you actually do that in the demo? or is it a mod? like how the hell did you skin someone XD

[lyric junco]

it is easier in the demo

[sweet pollen]

[lyric junco]

if you play a bit with a messer

you can skin them easily

[sweet pollen]

German

[lyric junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1449395095546626150/1451692736976785662/image0.gif

[sweet pollen]

Im from austria

[lyric junco]

another one?

[sweet pollen]

?

[sleek gull]

nobody is from austria

[polar marsh]

@soft osprey it didn’t work

[sweet pollen]

lol 🫪

[lyric junco]

the exact same interaction i had with them

[sweet pollen]

Dayum

[lyric junco]

clones

go meet your twin

[sweet pollen]

Nah

[lyric junco]

austrian twins

[sweet pollen]

i hate this Dude

This Dude

[sweet pollen]

Gng i have 80 HRS on half sword

[lyric junco]

you can skip fighting with the baron if you alt + f4 at the final fight and then come back to the game

[tacit grove]

And who would do that?

[lyric junco]

meee

[sweet pollen]

Bro my Game crashes before i even come near the baron

[lyric junco]

and you spent 80h like this? damn

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[tacit grove]

You should see my hours and all my crash logs then if thats a shocker

[sweet pollen]

Still Not Boring

[lyric junco]

you should see my demo crash notes, they probably weigh at least 1gb

[tacit grove]

that makes two of us

[sweet pollen]

No 3

[lyric junco]

no nvm, only 70mb, 112 crash notes

[sweet pollen]

@sweet pollen is Austrian

[sweet pollen]

Dang

I love modding demo

[mental dune]

just finished my second playthrough, is there any benefit to killing people over sparing them before the quest system?

[chrome gust]

stand ready for my arrival worm (all i need is the stupid invincible tiktok wobble)

[devout meadow]

as far as im aware the only reason to currently spare anyone in EA version is to reduce the number of zombies in the abyss

[mental dune]

i mean does killing them have any benefit tho? Rn i kill them for fun sometimes but besides that it feels like theres no benefit

[grave pecan]

the best part about arquebus is being able to teamkill

[grave pecan]

the only benefit is that you have fun

[devout meadow]

i dont think there is any active benefit unless you count it being strangely cathartic 😅

[mental dune]

i wish waren bros didnt copyright the nemisis system it would be so cool in a game like this

[lost rover]

We kinda have it

Retribution

[devout meadow]

if it makes you feel better the patent on the nemesis system only lasts until august 2036 😅

[lost rover]

Wait

Is it before August 12 2036

The Heat death of the known Universe

@fossil lagoon Are you awake now

[devout meadow]

august 11th.....

[lost rover]

Invincible without his “magic girlfriend”

[chrome gust]

how oliver woulda been moving without mark

[lost rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[past kestrel]

Do i spare him from a headslam into the wall (while the game thinks hes falling)

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/retro-invincible-rex-splode-invincible-variants-invincible-sacrifices-gif-4924129709500618000

[chrome gust]

what stats did u put into the editor?

[past kestrel]

none, all natural
Im close to day 2000

[fossil lagoon]

bradar you are half shit

ping me 4 time

[past kestrel]

there isnt really a cap, you just go slower in progression after 93KG

[lost rover]

Pardon

[fossil lagoon]

forgiven

[lyric junco]

@mighty nexus

[fossil lagoon]

half shit

use my name

[lyric junco]

@past kestrel i wonder how much taking them off changes for you

[past kestrel]

not much

my punches with full knight armor are identical to a brawl with no armor on

excluding lethality of course

[lyric junco]

i meant the visuals of taking of vambraces in the inventory menu

[sand kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397354532220043384/1453553783735849063/attachment.gif

[lyric junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418702499132604498/1419389328152461483/attachment-3-3.gif

[main orbit]

Most useless channel award

[past kestrel]

no blood but decapitation enabled

[tawdry vale]

When Willie would say "EGGARD" I thought he was always saying some archaic version of "Beggar"

Stealing this gif btw

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eating-cat-meme-fnaf-cat-security-footage-gif-8125086908693689192

[past kestrel]

yeet

[tawdry vale]

Underworld Space Program

https://giphy.com/gifs/dark-aura-viltrumite-9eZYRHifv6LI6vql3b

[past kestrel]

thragg would be me
and the beggar would be mark

frfr

[tawdry vale]

Is it weird that I like Thragg out of almost all of the other characters?

[lost rover]

I thought it was a french willie saying en garde

[past kestrel]

nope

[tawdry vale]

Save for Anissa, of course

[lost rover]

Of course he's a cutie patootie babyface egghead

[past kestrel]

i like thragg cuz he was the fastest dude to ever be on and taken off fraud watch

[tawdry vale]

Freddie Mercury sliming out Socrates :)))

https://giphy.com/gifs/thragg-markgrayson-thaedus-Gdmbk8O2a0dBdNANB4

[past kestrel]

and the fact that he charged a punch so powerful, it acted as a vacuum that sucked in nolan to be in range

[tawdry vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-syma-notsyma-rDUetzCCvPDmDNVHyz

[lost rover]

I don't wanna see when ||Allen beats up nolan|| animated

Spoilers for some

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-punches-nolan-omni-man-invincible-gif-8711420175722454083

[lost rover]

If only space racer aimed a LITTLE to the left

Wouldve ended right then and there with space racer crowned as new regent of viltrum

[tawdry vale]

Berserker putting in work in the Abyss

Bro looks like he tripped

[gray vigil]

"Help me step bro"

[tawdry vale]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-12701459054714320722

[past kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260733020055408785/1419905236897632316/togif.gif

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[tawdry vale]

He had a piece of bread that I wanted

[past kestrel]

He had a punchable face

(i sliced him tho)

[tawdry vale]

Seen this one already

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397354532220043384/1453553783735849063/attachment.gif

[past kestrel]

looks very uncanny

frfr

[tawdry vale]

I was listening to this song and thought I heard "Brothers hop on my sword" and went wtf

[lost rover]

Tried to turn willie into Conquest

Became beefcake instead

[tawdry vale]

Put bro straight to bed

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[tawdry vale]

Lmaooo

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477876957080322088/MedalTVHalfSword20260228194043452-tr-edit-1772423514-ezgif.com-speed_1.gif

[shut gale]

missing the missing arm 😔

[grave pecan]

bro 😭😭

[past kestrel]

comparison

[grave pecan]

dude i cannot tell the genuine difference
you really did conquest him

[past kestrel]

"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"

"IS THE RIOT REALLY WHAT YOU WANTED?"

[grave pecan]

halfincible

[soft osprey]

Why would you do this to him

Hes just lonely

[past kestrel]

he participated in a riot against the King and didn't wear a helmet

helmet saves lifes, remember that (at least for a few seconds)

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/high-kick-failarmy-fall-down-kick-fail-martial-arts-fail-gif-17051295

[grave pecan]

i got sickle of him

[sharp orchid]

you ever

[past kestrel]

oh i did that once

[past kestrel]

i did it while he was still alive somehow

[past kestrel]

why does the head kinda remind me of..

https://tenor.com/view/hum-nossa-gif-348637974689240560

[sharp orchid]

bros just mass at this point

[quaint ingot]

Gotta love snapping the ai’s necks with 1 clean hit

[sharp orchid]

its so fucking brutal someitmes

[mental cargo]

skinned bro alive😭

[quaint ingot]

I’m not gonna ask what that link was

[mental cargo]

i didnt see a link

[quaint ingot]

I saw a invite for a millisecond

[quaint ingot]

I hate the game’s camera mode sometimes with it bugging out

[lost rover]

Get photo+ mod

I think that’s the name

[grave pecan]

best part about half sword is when you stab them and they just go immobile and scream

[quaint ingot]

It’s “photo mode plus” but you were close enough

god it’s been awhile since I’ve fucked with mods on nexus

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[small glen]

101

[quaint ingot]

why are we taking a nap on a tree

[small glen]

( 0 0 |< |-| | |Y|

[quaint ingot]

broke his spine doing this

this took too long

[shut gale]

EVERYBODY LOVES KUNG FU FIGHTING

[misty gazelle]

Of course my recording software bunked this. got a full vertical strike cleave

[shut gale]

HANDS AND FEET, FAST AS LIGHTING!!!!

[sharp orchid]

got his throat wide open

[quaint ingot]

tf is that

[sharp orchid]

these beaks are the nastiest weapons in the game man

[tawdry vale]

Reminds me of ts 😭

[past kestrel]

broski 😭

[quaint ingot]

been awhile since I’ve used one

[past kestrel]

i'd use the baron's beak but it lacks a pommel

[tawdry vale]

The gurgling makes me squirm in my own skin

[sharp orchid]

dude its the worst audio in the game its done incredibly well

scariest shit ever

[tawdry vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kai-kaicenat-cenat-haVF5ZGPJQ5gKZzfi5

[quaint ingot]

I enjoy listening to it

[tawdry vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/daredevil-dog-VXiaZy7wx9cTCPXwaN

[ancient orbit]

Im just sitting here mashing e watching my guy fail again and again to just pick up my fucking poleaxe and then I finally pick it up and then it like gets launched into orbit nearly knocks me out and then the enemy stands above me and patters my head until I die

[quaint ingot]

tf am I looking at

[tawdry vale]

Beating the piss out of him with the frying pan

[torpid blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482587483161104498/1495117268735099070/2018E71.JPG?ex=69e513f6&is=69e3c276&hm=8ed4549792cfb35f051417aeff52f93559ef2f44767de50452a8bcef26b34bbc&

[tawdry vale]

Embed Failure...

https://giphy.com/gifs/empire-mark-grayson-invincible-war-bLJo9H0LTNiO39jRsd

Cool picture tho

[torpid blaze]

Thanks

[devout lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482587483161104498/1495117268735099070/2018E71.JPG?ex=69e513f6&is=69e3c276&hm=8ed4549792cfb35f051417aeff52f93559ef2f44767de50452a8bcef26b34bbc&

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/maymay-entrata-marydale-smash-frying-pan-mad-gif-17894317

the most effective defensive weapon in an intruder invasion is the frying pan.

cant go wrong with a lump of metal, similar to the buckler

[tawdry vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pokemon-wtf-2SwbBd39ak7YY

[lost rover]

Hey guys i think my willie looks kind of weird

[past kestrel]

(excluding a gun)

[past kestrel]

show me the willie in the save file.

wonder what the stats are tbh

[lost rover]

Willie the maw

2 months of no updates caused the willie in the dungeons to go rogue

[grave pecan]

they got thragg in half sword

[lost rover]

And he is no small one

[shadow tartan]

Evening.

[autumn basalt]

looksmaxxers will say that this is the peak of humanity

even tho i am

[vivid radish]

this game lowk made me watch GOT

[tired knot]

Yo i just got the early access why is everything insta killing me in peasant tier i went from having to nerf myself in the demo to not winning any fights...

[quaint ingot]

where tf is his neck

[sonic pawn]

in what way? bare hands or with tools?

also in general you start out not being able to control your weapons well because they added a muscle mechanic

maximum muscle weight is the closest to the demo but still worse

[quaint ingot]

there’s no actual cap on it

[sonic pawn]

for real? Im stuck in 89 kg for ages now

[quaint ingot]

just takes awhile

[sonic pawn]

like 4 rounds of battling the baron

[quaint ingot]

I’m at 105

[sonic pawn]

wtf

how long are you playing?

[quaint ingot]

day 389 I think

[sonic pawn]

did you get a mod to increase height or something?

[quaint ingot]

uhhh not sure since I don’t have steam on my phone

[sonic pawn]

day number is good enough for me

just checked mine

and well

[quaint ingot]

no it just happens after so long

[sonic pawn]

im on day 69

cant send an image

😢

but yeah im leagues below you

[shell forge]

An informal idea, but what if... Taunting while having your lips removed just makes zombie bite sounds

[quaint ingot]

there’s a channel you can but can’t remember the name of it

[sonic pawn]

#photography📷 message

hurry funny number

before mods remove it

nvm

theres another channel

[quaint ingot]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

Is better

[sonic pawn]

yeah

gotta wait the cooldown

[quaint ingot]

guessing it thinks you send spam

[sonic pawn]

nah lol I was trying to paste the image and send it but ended up pasting the channel link

[quaint ingot]

just now saw the cooldown

[sonic pawn]

then deleted the message and saw theres a cooldown

[quaint ingot]

yeah I’ve never used that channel so didn’t know there was

decided to send a pretty old photo of when the playtest didn’t have blood

[tired knot]

I just got knocked out by a barrel

[vital bluff]

You scare me

First thing I wake up to is another brutal murder from you 😭

[tired knot]

Bro i cant do this shit anymore lol, is there a way to play the old demo?

[vital bluff]

Ngl the way you swing it around reminds me of the sword guy from Indiana Jones only you don't end up being shot

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-shoot-harrison-ford-nope-gif-11523430

[sonic pawn]

anybody knows the fastest way to increase the rank when on lord?

does it go by the ones that give the most gold or the ones of the lord rank?

[lost rover]

Why is baron 2 sad and on his knees

[pale bridge]

why is the free mode so shallow?

[proud cliff]

probably just very unfinished, like the knights in free mode don't even have any gorget

[deep gyro]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mxzFUfVMUverJU_xJ?invite=cr-MSxxNXAsNDU0MjQxNjUz enemy continues fighting after i won the match

[proud cliff]

wow that's unusual

[lost rover]

Holy shit what is this guy made of

Took a headshot like a champ

Then a shot to the chest

Then the arm

Then the hand

This isn't normal right

2 headshots now

Folded after 3 headshots

What a beast

[plain brook]

what the hell

[autumn basalt]

why are there so many porn bots

[frank rose]

some devilish adults want children to be exposed to sexual content

[autumn basalt]

why hasnt anybody banned the account sending them yet?

[frank rose]

is there one

ping mod team

[autumn basalt]

<@&1080390104562016306> ban @surreal bronze please, i have proof of such evil

unless it isnt registering if he's been banned yet

[gloomy bridge]

it says he only has one message all the way from 2025 he was probably hacked or something

[autumn basalt]

5 different messages

i never usually see bots spam

[gloomy bridge]

lmao those severs hack you

[frank rose]

vanilla girls

[gloomy bridge]

not even for porn

[autumn basalt]

he obviously fell for bait then lol

freaky mf

[gloomy bridge]

yeah he probably wanted to jork it or sum and got hacked

[autumn basalt]

😭

poor lad

[gloomy bridge]

all he wanted to do was foon

[autumn basalt]

just use google bruh

and use a free vpn

[gloomy bridge]

the hub aint that hard to find

[autumn basalt]

coming from australia i know how it feels 💔

[gloomy bridge]

unless he wanted to talk to ekittens

[autumn basalt]

its banned in some regions of the world

[gloomy bridge]

in nc its banned

so you gotta use vpn

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[autumn basalt]

i feel like sam fisher from splinter cell whenever i activate my vpn (hacking)

jk

[rotund palm]

or any 3rd world country

or any strongly religious country

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-asian-guy-chinese-guy-swords-tiktok-filter-gif-4746258242879986494

[autumn basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-explosion-dead-gif-11681538478456795321

[rotund palm]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

i can hear the exact audio that would play in this

[frank rose]

wow

i died to a barrel

greatest game ever

im still revived

[sweet pollen]

why cant i send photos ?

[restive barn]

level up

[sweet pollen]

how ?

[autumn basalt]

speak and be active within the server

[sweet pollen]

Ok

[restive barn]

WIP leg chainmail mod

i don't like getting hooked in the balls

[frank rose]

give me early access

[restive barn]

no

[frank rose]

awh

[restive barn]

should i make a mail hauberk🤔

[frank rose]

what about bigger standarts

[restive barn]

no

[lost rover]

but you dim wit 😂 😂 😂

hauberk is mail

[restive barn]

mail hauberks would be cool

fuck i meant tabards

[rotund palm]

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[restive barn]

[frank rose]

mail hauberks

[restive barn]

mail tabards i meant

ruins the purpose but would be cool

[rotund palm]

i thought leg chainmail armor isnt accurate

[lost rover]

Mail tabard: Super

[restive barn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chausses

[rotund palm]

HUH

[restive barn]

supertabard

mail hauberk is ultrahauberk

[frank rose]

do a bascinet

[restive barn]

idk how to rig

[frank rose]

every chrome mod: 500000 gb download

[rotund palm]

its not accurate for the era

[rotund palm]

YEA

[restive barn]

well they're super dense in content soo

[rotund palm]

CHROME BE KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO IMPLEMENTS ARMOR THAT ISNT ACCURATE TO THE GAMES TIME

[restive barn]

i'm alr known as the guns and spells guy

[frank rose]

make a mod where standart is more bigger

[rotund palm]

so it covers more of the face?

yes please

[frank rose]

yes

coif

[ebon cobalt]

Does anyone know is game will be updated or it has been abandoned?

[rotund palm]

i always found them too short

[rotund palm]

not abandoned

nice pfp

[frank rose]

the devs are working hard

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-right-to-work-earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-gif-9576040394118700442

[proud cliff]

game is in development, we should get an update before next february

[ebon cobalt]

Ok ty

[frank rose]

2027

[restive barn]

as i said im terrible at rigging

[proud cliff]

yes feb 2027 is their timeline

[frank rose]

uhh

[lunar sapphire]

halfword

half

[oak path]

Soon?

[frank rose]

just make a standart but bigger

thats all i need

[restive barn]

no

cuz then i'll have to edit the collision mesh and everything

[frank rose]

bart simpson tabard

[lunar sapphire]

part pimpson

[frank rose]

arthir birgin:

[proud cliff]

dunno, they haven't really talked about update schedule. they say on steam page 6-12 months for early access and 12 months would be start of feb 2027

[lunar sapphire]

arthir burger:

[rotund palm]

W ref

[frank rose]

dual handing zweihander on 10kg while fighting giants

[proud cliff]

that last swing was wild

[unreal walrus]

is there a way in the demo to delete photoms from the album?

[halcyon valley]

@sharp orchid https://youtube.com/shorts/G-lkgT06ml8?si=LLoTR7WbR4IWMMrQ

[sharp thunder]

hard image

[lost rover]

Are all of the modlords in on being a spy

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2spy-worst-sus-anyone-gif-22434495

[rapid pond]

I wanna ask

What's y'all new favorite ost

[restive barn]

rodgrod med flode

mirie it is while sumer ilast

[rapid pond]

Cow's dancing and barrel1 imo

[restive barn]

oh yeah and i forgot

little lad, cows dancing, tales of a beard guy

[rapid pond]

Honestly all of the new osts are fire

I kinda wich 1446 A.D would play as a theme instead of the drunkyard one

[lost rover]

Willie is immortal

[rapid pond]

Willhelm fisher is not killable

[lost rover]

Is this his full name

Very historic very handsome

[rapid pond]

Yea

Like lore wise

[lost rover]

Yes

Very historic very handsome still

[rapid pond]

Just like we have henrish

Or frank

[lost rover]

He's actually the great great great great great great grandfather of Bobby fischer

And Baron von frankenburg or something is the same to knives_frank

Or his georgian name

Franchesko Togonidze

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176719479158341633/1490125814795206807/IMG_3112.gif

[lost rover]

Monkey mike more like monkey noob

[white frost]

MAN

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/denny-face-wow-omg-owned-gif-15162855

[white frost]

"i was in hell looking at heaven"

[lost rover]

You are main character dude

Use your character development BIQ

I think that's what it is in tiktok terms

[white frost]

https://klipy.com/gifs/leon-kennedy-thumbs-up-1

[lost rover]

Monkey mike noobest

I'm calling the russian guy

@fossil lagoon Pardon

[lyric junco]

is russing rus asleep?

[lost rover]

Should i

I love mr willie maw

Great metal arm beyond the skies

No updates does this to Willhelm Fischer

[sand torrent]

when gun mod release?

i want to use blicky

[lost rover]

Frankenburg Freak

Messing around with something and found this

Why does willie have a fucking butthole

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[lost rover]

The Maw Omega Willhelm

[lost rover]

@ chrome 334

Mage guy vs Maw willie who would win

[rapid pond]

I be loving those nicd parries sometimes

[spark pumice]

One particular fact I love about this game is that your willy's willy is fully modeled.

Why is it modeled.

I don't know.

[vital bluff]

Because without it willie would just be called _ _

_ _

[spark pumice]

Bill.

[lost rover]

Space maw willie beyond the cosmos

[vital bluff]

Into the willieverse

[lost rover]

Giganta Willie

[lost rover]

The false tree

Shy ogre willie

[wheat gust]

how do i unlock this area againe

[restive barn]

stop using poleyns and use proper greaves

[near garnet]

sneakers o toole

[wheat gust]

oh

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sneakers-o-toole-gif-13221615414275014053

[wheat gust]

"I shan't remove my sabatons, Mine name is Sabatons o' toole"

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[wheat gust]

im trine to get the ovrdth armory but like it need suesave
which one of these uesave things do i need

[wheat gust]

thanks mike

[plain oyster]

Will this game ever have VR?

[white frost]

nah

[wheat gust]

no

[white frost]

#faq

[plain oyster]

Aight

[wheat gust]

how do i verify uesave in powershell?

[plain oyster]

I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am sneakers O' Toole

[white frost]

you download OVRDTH's armory then you open your gameprogress.sav there

[wheat gust]

ah

[rotund palm]

you can just ignore everything that ends in .sh or .tar.gz

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[plain oyster]

How do I see my level

nvm

How do I level up

[wheat gust]

!insult

aw man

what was he insult command again

[plain oyster]

:insult

;insult

[lost rover]

:van aris

[plain oyster]

Content that can be deemed pornographic or NSFW, does it include comments like "Willy R34"?

[sharp thunder]

got tired of waiting for luke or chrome to drop a glock mod 😂

will still probably use theirs instead if/when they drop one lol

[wheat gust]

baron aint protecting himself from that

[sharp thunder]

lol aint no way hes surviving a 9mm

also im gonna the pistol sound from l4d2 when it fires, as well as other fx

[wheat gust]

so like are there any default stats for these or

[restive barn]

he's not defending himself from this tho

[restive barn]

[sharp thunder]

impressive....

minigun would be so dope

👀

[restive barn]

maybe\

[warped verge]

yk what would be actually dope

an axegun

something like this

[restive barn]

why tf is my chainmail blued

[wheat gust]

doesnt even have a barrel hole

does it just like shoot axes

[rotund palm]

lighting perhaps

[warped verge]

no its just a gun with an axe somewhere on the barrel

[rotund palm]

theres one

you have to squint to see

[warped verge]

you look like aquaman

[frank rose]

blackened mail

[wheat gust]

oh

i thought that was a shadow

[rotund palm]

yea the picture doesnt really do it justice

[restive barn]

i mean it's cool but not what i'm looking for

[frank rose]

chrome when leg mail mod release

[restive barn]

it looks like this until i equip it

[frank rose]

my groin keeps getting scratched by billhooks

[sharp thunder]

ts goes hard with the left 4 dead sound

[wheat gust]

mass scale is weight right

[wheat gust]

just needs gore sounds ngl

[restive barn]

looks good in armor tho, even with the buggy coloring

[warped verge]

irl flesh tearing from a bullet is pretty silent im pretty sure

[sharp thunder]

game already has gore sounds theyre just overshadowed by the loud ass gunshot

its like 20x louder than the game 😭

[wheat gust]

lore accurate gunshot

[warped verge]

it would be cool if the guy screamed but oh well

[rotund palm]

i was about to say thats a giant codpiece

[wheat gust]

wouldnt it be like super cut off

like a fraction of a second of the flapjack scream

[sharp thunder]

also idk why it doesnt hurt them when the match is over kinda weird

[warped verge]

either way that would be atleast some feedback of the fact you just shot somebody in the chest

[wheat gust]

"AU-"

[rotund palm]

compared to the actual gunshot sound it is

[restive barn]

giant codpiece for a giant cod

[wheat gust]

maybe the sound of blood splattering

[rotund palm]

im sure itd be pretty loud if a bullet could silently hit someone which is impossible

[wheat gust]

cod

like cod warfare

like the collab that cod warfare had with godzilla

therefore godzilla mentioned /j

[rotund palm]

unless theres a sniper from a kilometer away

[sharp thunder]

why u make chainmail hosen tho

[warped verge]

a 22 lr is pretty silent

[wheat gust]

what does that even mean

[rotund palm]

still not silent enough unless you use a really long suppressor

[rotund palm]

you entered a value at the wrong place

[restive barn]

you deleted the data for player height

or smth

[rotund palm]

what chrome said he knows better

[restive barn]

folded under 0 pressure

[wheat gust]

how do i re add it

[rotund palm]

when i give advice 99% of the time im genuinely bullshitting

[sharp thunder]

i actually just did this shit too i was trying to make me and my friends height and weight bigger in splitscreen

[rotund palm]

and it works because my bullshits are accurate

[restive barn]

uh

fuck if i knoiw

[sharp thunder]

u can just add the height and weight schema to player 2 to edit their weight as well

cool asf

[restive barn]

well i guess blued mail is kinda cool

im keeping the blued mail

[rotund palm]

remove the save file to somewhere safe

then start up the game with the save file removed so itll make a new one

[restive barn]

soon or something

[rotund palm]

then enter that save file and copy paste the non-deleted character part

[near garnet]

sneakers o toole

[sharp thunder]

[rotund palm]

and then patch it up with the save file you removed previously

and then put it back in where the save files are

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/drooling-gifwavereactions-bzaiUZpCrbtKg

WE need ts

[restive barn]

i'm making mail tabards too probably

[rotund palm]

whats a tabard again

[restive barn]

fuck it im doing BOTH TYPES

BLUED MAIL AND NORMAL MAIL

HAHAHAHHAHA

[rotund palm]

make the blue one rare so its a feature rather than a bug

with the other blue armors

[restive barn]

they won't spawn naturally you'll have to add them to ur save

[wheat gust]

you mean move the file somewhere seafe?

also wym safe

does ovrdth have a blast radius

[frank rose]

when mail leggings release

[rotund palm]

oh

[rotund palm]

yeah

[rotund palm]

yeah

this is so a new savefile can be created

and you can then have a reference point as to what is supposed to be there and crucially what you are missing

[restive barn]

when i fix everything

nvm the non-blued mail just didn't work💔 it's still blued

[rotund palm]

just delete your save if it doesnt have anything important in it

[wheat gust]

i did given it was a copy paste of the esave i actually use

[rotund palm]

oh

bro

then just make a new copy

[wheat gust]

i think these would be like the default stats

[restive barn]

why is wilhelm fischer 1.75 in weight

[wheat gust]

cuz i felt like it

[restive barn]

can i see

[rotund palm]

for the love of god please just set the height to 1

i hate this so much about the sliders in the game

they suck so damn hard

[wheat gust]

w stats?

tried making bro jacked with 2.5 weight

[restive barn]

can i s ee

[restive barn]

floating point errors