they used to make progress updates really often
#halfsword-chat-⚔
warm garden
rotund palm
ive never had much experience but i joined the community around the time the game got popular which was like 2 months before EA
restive barn
they took the money and ran
mmm maybe not this but the silence is deafening
alpine igloo
ive never had much experience but i joined the community around the time the gam...
ive been here since itch io
restive barn
we'll see
near grotto
they took the money and ran
True agent of chaos
rotund palm
ive been here since itch io
you hate better than i love
alpine igloo
this game could have been so peak
rotund palm
True agent of chaos
ur literally jevil bro
warm garden
they are trying to pull a team cherry and make the community hype itself up with radio silence but instead it just kills everyones interest in the game
restive barn
proly not even game seer
near grotto
ur literally jevil bro
alpine igloo
they are trying to pull a team cherry and make the community hype itself up with...
the hypes already dead haha
warm garden
the hypes already dead haha
true it died on launch day
rotund palm
https://giphy.com/gifs/flight-flightreacts-reacts-tcArPzBCa8SqsyDfro
UR SUPPOSED TO BE THE AGENT OF CHAOS
OR SOMETHING
restive barn
pierrot doesn't even know why the game is so terrible
near grotto
No new content for the content creators except kill compilations
elder tendon
the game was $25 and i've already got more playtime and enjoyment out of it than games more than double that price.
restive barn
the game was $25 and i've already got more playtime and enjoyment out of it than...
the game was 25 dollars and it's fun but it runs like HOT ASS plus the devs are fucking SILENT
and i cANT LEAK SHIT WITHOUT GETTING SMITED
elder tendon
it runs pretty good for me now after the patches
alpine igloo
pierrot doesn't even know why the game is so terrible
the reason is they paid an indian guy to code the game in an afternoon while they race in sport cars
rotund palm
the game was $25 and i've already got more playtime and enjoyment out of it than...
triple A is sickening
elder tendon
but yeah it does run like ass
near grotto
it runs pretty good for me now after the patches
Dev plant
elder tendon
lol
restive barn
the reason is they paid an indian guy to code the game in an afternoon while the...
THE CODE iSN't even THAT HARD iT"S BLUEPRINTS
elder tendon
y'all are so silly
alpine igloo
THE CODE iSN't even THAT HARD iT"S BLUEPRINTS
scratch 2.0
warm garden
i literally opened the steam reviews to see if they improved and the first review is literally what i have been talking about
restive barn
cool ass gun im age
rotund palm
if they put a legally obligated price cap to games everywhere i think more mediocre games would be made by AAA with slightly worse graphics
alpine igloo
Thy Chivalrious Hood
rotund palm
if they put a legally obligated price cap to games everywhere i think more medio...
which is a good thing cuz now its both affordable AND playable
near grotto
alpine igloo
premium they say
near grotto
Premium
restive barn
Premium
very premium
umm
yeah most of the assets in the yard map are from teh asset store
warm garden
the fact that they released the game at all in such a broken state was a big red flag
they probably ran out of money
restive barn
yeah most of the assets in the yard map are from teh asset store
and forest too
alpine igloo
not gonna lie this is off topic but a game like halfsword with ai from creatures 1996 sandbox type would be kinda cool
warm garden
not gonna lie this is off topic but a game like halfsword with ai from creatures...
whats that
rotund palm
the fact that they released the game at all in such a broken state was a big red...
or the deadline game publishers give to dev teams
alpine igloo
whats that
very smart ai from 1996 that learned
rotund palm
deadlines ruin everything
restive barn
if the devs do NOT fucking DELIVER with this next update i'm not gonna chat here
alpine igloo
if the devs do NOT fucking DELIVER with this next update i'm not gonna chat here
if theres a next update
restive barn
ATLEAST fix blunt damage
elder tendon
oh no!
warm garden
if the devs do NOT fucking DELIVER with this next update i'm not gonna chat here
bro thinks theres gonna be an update
warm garden
ATLEAST fix blunt damage
whats wrong with it
rotund palm
small publisher wouldnt do that
i mean they had reasonable time its just that the devs arent that good with time management i guess
restive barn
ATLEAST fix blunt damage
ATLEAST TRY to fix handling
restive barn
whats wrong with it
overtuned
restive barn
even wonderbeast admitted this and he's held back by 20892807928 ndas
alpine igloo
whats that
"Released in 1996, Creatures was a pioneering artificial life (ALife) game designed by Steve Grand that allowed players to raise digital pets called Norns, which were powered by primitive, four-layer neural networks (approx. 952 neurons). These Norns exhibited complex behavior, learning to speak, eat, and survive through reinforcement learning"
warm garden
https://tenor.com/view/clown-clowntoclown-conversation-telepathy-clowns-gif-2516...
sorry i forgot we should all just be happy with spending money on broken and shitty products and never complaining
elder tendon
i'm literally the most influential half sword modder
lmao
rotund palm
"Released in 1996, Creatures was a pioneering artificial life (ALife) game desig...
HUH
warm garden
"Released in 1996, Creatures was a pioneering artificial life (ALife) game desig...
whaaaa
i need to see this
alpine igloo
whaaaa
imagine that but with willies with smart ai that could build society
but instead we use ai to make shitty art haha
near grotto
name one other person who has released a gun mod
That one guy
restive barn
That one guy
released
elder tendon
i honestly couldn't care less
restive barn
i honestly couldn't care less
🌚
warm garden
i honestly couldn't care less
rotund palm
but instead we use ai to make shitty art haha
this pisses me off so much because AI is genuinely interesting and useful yet people use it to make fruit love island
elder tendon
i don't play the game with mods and if i did i wouldn't download one that adds an assault rifle
restive barn
i don't play the game with mods and if i did i wouldn't download one that adds a...
half sword without mods??
dude thats like a cheeseburger without the cheese
rotund palm
this pisses me off so much because AI is genuinely interesting and useful yet pe...
AI would not get this bad rep if people used it to learn things and have little AI agents run around playing hide and seek
warm garden
AI would not get this bad rep if people used it to learn things and have little ...
dont blame the people
alpine igloo
AI would not get this bad rep if people used it to learn things and have little ...
yea
elder tendon
AI would not get this bad rep if people used it to learn things and have little ...
but the AI is often wrong about the information it gives you
warm garden
and they let people create slop
alpine igloo
if some dude in a basement made a pet ai in 1996 (megabytes of ram and shitty cpu) what could we do now with passion?
restive barn
but the AI is often wrong about the information it gives you
it's getting better i guess
rotund palm
but the AI is often wrong about the information it gives you
i double check all the time
warm garden
the AI boom was literally just an investor trap
rotund palm
i do use AI for research but i always click the links it gives
elder tendon
whats the point if you have to double check and do more work just to make sure it isn't wrong
restive barn
the AI boom was literally just an investor trap
is half sword an investor trap🤔
rotund palm
whats the point if you have to double check and do more work just to make sure i...
the problem is that i often cant find right or wrong information at all because google search without AI sucks
warm garden
is half sword an investor trap🤔
literally yeah
alpine igloo
also someone tortured it haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDxFxWakhm0
near grotto
is half sword an investor trap🤔
warm garden
hype it up like crazy and make everyone pay and its not very good at first but people expect it to get better and then its gone
near grotto
hype it up like crazy and make everyone pay and its not very good at first but p...
Wait there's a term for this
restive barn
wonderbeast is held down by 2039853290823809 ndas
ghm is held down by 4843823424302423098 ndas
warm garden
also someone tortured it haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDxFxWakhm0
this is so cool
near grotto
For like releasing a broken game and then slowly patching it into a more playable state
restive barn
frank is silent
rotund palm
what is an nda
near grotto
what is an nda
Non disclosure agreement
restive barn
all the game seers are silent and some of them never talked here
rotund palm
i should have just used my brain
restive barn
the mod teams are pissed off by our community and usually jus keep to mod chat
warm garden
For like releasing a broken game and then slowly patching it into a more playabl...
being a bad developer?
near grotto
being a bad developer?
I mean that too but there was something else
warm garden
theres voice actors????????
restive barn
theres voice actors????????
ye
elder tendon
how dare my early access game be released in an early and unfinished state!!!
restive barn
what do u think they were stock sfx
near grotto
how dare my early access game be released in an early and unfinished state!!!
One more and we got a bingo
warm garden
how dare my early access game be released in an early and unfinished state!!!
early access does not mean unplayable
elder tendon
early access does not mean unplayable
well the game isn't unplayable
restive barn
early access does not mean unplayable
it's playable
warm garden
well the game isn't unplayable
by whos standards
near grotto
well the game isn't unplayable
In fairness this is true
restive barn
unless ur pc is ass
warm garden
its definitely a game but its not what was advertised
near grotto
unless ur pc is ass
Also true
near grotto
its definitely a game but its not what was advertised
True³
elder tendon
how is it not what was advertised...
warm garden
how is it not what was advertised...
because watch the trailer lmao
half the stuff isnt in the game
elder tendon
there's only 2 things in the trailer that aren't in the game rn
restive barn
there's only 2 things in the trailer that aren't in the game rn
burning
narrow passage
alpine igloo
how is it not what was advertised...
game is the same thing from demo just with a few added shit
alpine igloo
and bugs and shit optmization
restive barn
ACTUAL REVERSE GRIP
near grotto
The trailer mainly cherry picked cool stuff that you'll never be able to normally do
rotund palm
half the stuff isnt in the game
deadlines :(
rotund palm
ACTUAL REVERSE GRIP
for weapons other than rondel?
restive barn
for weapons other than rondel?
yes
near grotto
The trailer mainly cherry picked cool stuff that you'll never be able to normall...
Like killing people with the alley traps...
rotund palm
and the ability to change
id love that
near grotto
Also they murdered thrusting
rotund palm
reverse grip shouldnt be that hard to code haha
itd take a day probably
restive barn
reverse grip shouldnt be that hard to code haha
i honestly haven't looked into weapon code that much but i assume it shouldb't be that hard
near grotto
i honestly haven't looked into weapon code that much but i assume it shouldb't b...
Atp just make half sword
warm garden
yes bro
alpine igloo
i honestly haven't looked into weapon code that much but i assume it shouldb't b...
wait you got access to the code or just reverse engineering
restive barn
Atp just make half sword
if i do i'll get sued by big daddy frankescho
alpine igloo
?
restive barn
wait you got access to the code or just reverse engineering
data mining
alpine igloo
data mining
ah
restive barn
i have the entire game project files
warm garden
if i do i'll get sued by big daddy frankescho
they are too busy partying to take legal action
restive barn
i have the entire game project files
i can add them to my mods and such
near grotto
if i do i'll get sued by big daddy frankescho
Just do it in secrecy until you usurp them
warm garden
i have the entire game project files
can u just make the update
restive barn
they are too busy partying to take legal action
man there are 5 game seers spying on me at this very moment i bet u
alpine igloo
man there are 5 game seers spying on me at this very moment i bet u
mossad agents
restive barn
can u just make the update
uh
restive barn
all right guys, enjoy bickering like old men.
man we're all agreeing rn
you just had to glaze the game
we're all sick of the silence except u apparently
warm garden
all right guys, enjoy bickering like old men.
me when there is a discussion on the app named discord:
alpine igloo
all right guys, enjoy bickering like old men.
glazing the game harder than jenny glazed me in minecraft
restive barn
this dude beeb doesn't know who the big 334 is 😂
rotund palm
I SHOULD MAKE A FENCING SWORD
restive barn
fucking hate flies
rotund palm
also chrome can you please send the link for the arquebus mod
ill actually try it out
i already liked crossbowing
rotund palm
ur the G
restive barn
read desc for download instructions
warm garden
wait
but they still post fan art
what could it mean
oooohhh i get it
its subliminal messaging
alpine igloo
its subliminal messaging
all roads lead to jerusalem
restive barn
but they still post fan art
wonderbeast posts fan art
wonderbeast is a good guy
he's just under 50000 ndas
and is being actively lied to by Big Daddy Franchesko
lmao
warm garden
they are showing off work of the community to prepare people for the announcement that they are going to stop working on the game and instead everyone must rely on mods to make it playable
rotund palm
but they still post fan art
next update will be a memorial game with all the art as PNG's in a walkable white art gallery and at the end it just says "sorry, you got scammed"
itll be like a completely different game
alpine igloo
wonderbeast is a good guy
wonderbeast is currently high on meth in a nightclub with his lambo parked in his penthouse as you say this right now
restive barn
wonderbeast is currently high on meth in a nightclub with his lambo parked in h...
wonderbeast isn't a dev
alpine igloo
wonderbeast isn't a dev
nevermind
alpine igloo
dont follow halfsword lore closely
restive barn
dont follow halfsword lore closely
ye he's the community manager, he doesn't even know why there's a 70 dollar sky asset sitting in the game files that the devs don't use
alpine igloo
ye he's the community manager, he doesn't even know why there's a 70 dollar sky ...
wait chrome hear me out
70 dollar useless asset smells like money laundering
maybe they money launder for the mossad
restive barn
70 dollar useless asset smells like money laundering
they bought the 70 dollar asset
rotund palm
i might get executed
restive barn
i might get executed
i think you will
rotund palm
restive barn
alpine igloo
spod getting executed by msosad
rotund palm
okay
either nexusmod has a hacker problem
or im getting hacked
cuz apparently my email is already registered with a random name
restive barn
angus blt🤔
restive barn
will not do it again
man i'm gonna get wiped off the face of the eartg
alpine igloo
dead chat
white frost
i'm adding piercing to my gun mod rn
rotund palm
i'm adding piercing to my gun mod rn
how does the projectile work for now
is it an invisible arrow
vital bluff
It knows where it is based on where it isn't
rotund palm
restive barn
is it an invisible arrow
draws a line from the muzzle to where you're aiming to a limit of 1750 units
if the line hits a willie it deals damage
rotund palm
if the line hits a willie it deals damage
oh
its that easy???
well i guess the inventory menu allows u to beat up ur willie
restive barn
its that easy???
rotund palm
huh
restive barn
jagged sail
I have a simpler gun but working good
restive barn
I have a simpler gun but working good
how does your gun leave flesh wounds
mine just causes bleeding
jagged sail
how does your gun leave flesh wounds
Mine just works
restive barn
Mine just works
can i see all your nodes connecting to deal complex damage
small glen
can i see all your nodes connecting to deal complex damage
So out of curiosity
How do you think, clothing mods would be added
Blender and model blending, right?
restive barn
How do you think, clothing mods would be added
rig clothing to the willie skeleton and make it a piece of modular armor
small glen
rig clothing to the willie skeleton and make it a piece of modular armor
So i would need to code it?
restive barn
So i would need to code it?
no
small glen
rig clothing to the willie skeleton and make it a piece of modular armor
So just blender then UE5?
restive barn
So just blender then UE5?
yes
frank rose
what
frank rose
stop using alts
frank rose
are you sure
frank rose
https://giphy.com/gifs/omni-man-wectie-wectiee-eCbY7Vj4XXXHCbw3Yi
следующее обновление
next update
or sooner
rotund palm
He is so funny
frank rose
you are better funny
fossil lagoon
next comment
main orbit
its officially been two months since they updated the game!!!
fossil lagoon
its officially been two months since they updated the game!!!
real yes or no
main orbit
yes
fossil lagoon
half shit
main orbit
main orbit
fr
fossil lagoon
bradar delete
Half Sword stands at the edge of greatness like a lone knight beneath a storm-heavy sky—its brutal realism, its weighty combat, all forged with the promise of something legendary. Yet even the sharpest blade dulls when left untended. The silence from its creators stretches long, and the absence of steady updates echoes louder than the clash of steel it once championed. A realm built on precision and grit cannot thrive on stillness; without continued craft, communication, and care, even the most awe-inspiring creation begins to fracture. Mods may serve as loyal squires, patching wounds and carrying the banner forward, but they cannot replace the guiding hand of the smiths who first forged it. If those creators do not return to the anvil—if they do not temper, refine, and breathe life back into their world—then this once-promising saga risks a fall from legend into mockery, its name twisted by the very voices that once praised it.
do you like paragraph i write
no AI
restive barn
buy game bad idea
das russia mate 🇷🇸
rapid pond
Half Sword stands at the edge of greatness like a lone knight beneath a storm-he...
Dats not yu
rapid pond
das russia mate 🇷🇸
Can you /game/asset/gunmap me ?
restive barn
Can you /game/asset/gunmap me ?
what
frank rose
what
frank rose
yes
vital bluff
das russia mate 🇷🇸
Mate that's the flag for the republic of serbia
restive barn
Mate that's the flag for the republic of serbia
no it's russia 🇨🇱
small glen
no it's russia 🇨🇱
Tennessee the greatest country
rapid pond
no it's russia 🇨🇱
Nah mate thats russia : 🇱🇰
restive barn
Nah mate thats russia : 🇱🇰
russia 🇨🇳
small glen
its actually america
3rd world country, Tennessee better
rapid pond
Russia 🏁
vital bluff
France 🏳️
frank rose
who will win
vital bluff
who will win
The one with the weapon
rapid pond
Pierrot designed the flag
vital bluff
Yk
rapid pond
Yknow the doohickey
vital bluff
Yea
white frost
the pointy one or the one with the wood
vital bluff
The one that's long and hard
white frost
The one that's long and hard
vital bluff
white frost
Usually the fighter
rapid pond
The one that's long and hard
The one that can do some heavy damage~
frank rose
i have three 128kg mercs with poleaxes and you dont
all done with german eugenics
and the help of science
rapid pond
i have three 128kg mercs with poleaxes and you dont
I hope they get headshot by the baron
Just to spite you off
frank rose
I hope they get headshot by the baron
they killed the baron for me
white frost
they killed the baron for me
rotund palm
https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-asian-guy-chinese-guy-swords-tiktok-filter-gif-474...
I LOVE THIS GIF SO MUCH
im so glad i found it again
frank rose
geeked sword user vs chad staff user
frank rose
was it good shit
turbid summit
can you remove the helmet hud from first person?
lost rover
оптимизировать
Is this that russian tf2 nsfw gif guy
frank rose
can you remove the helmet hud from first person?
no
fossil lagoon
Is this that russian tf2 nsfw gif guy
no
frank rose
but there are helmets with bugged first person
frank rose
but there are helmets with bugged first person
eisenhut and that small schaller
vital bluff
Mane your account was made today
They grow up so fat 🥹
white frost
Mane your account was made today
fossil lagoon
i make account for half shit only
vital bluff
FUCK
white frost
alt acc detected⚠️
he reminds me of this guy
frank rose
how new game give you new discord account
lost rover
Do we trust this guy
frank rose
he reminds me of this guy
yeah
frank rose
he reminds me of that game
fossil lagoon
how new game give you new discord account
i make new one because i never have
white frost
he reminds me of that game
frank rose
i make new one because i never have
are you sure
fossil lagoon
for half shit game
fossil lagoon
are you sure
yes
lost rover
I trust him he’s funny
vital bluff
Just don't go promoting mr beast crypto scams
fossil lagoon
burg is hamburger
frank rose
no im burgschell
fossil lagoon
how to rename willie
frank rose
how to rename willie
get baron rank
fossil lagoon
i want to name willie butt miasma
vital bluff
You can only name your character during the character creation process
frank rose
or save file editing
vital bluff
True I forgot about that
fossil lagoon
You can only name your character during the character creation process
how to make new charcater
vital bluff
Die (or retire)
fossil lagoon
Die (or retire)
you are lier
frank rose
does he knoqw
white frost
Die (or retire)
vital bluff
Are you playing demo or early access
fossil lagoon
Are you playing demo or early access
i pay for half shit
which one need pay
chrome 334 is my friend
frank rose
the one you paid for
fossil lagoon
can i say bad word
frank rose
yes
frank rose
you can
fossil lagoon
no
frank rose
yes
fossil lagoon
lye again
frank rose
yes
frank rose
he is dead
late harbor
guess who is back
lost rover
how to richer in half sword
I'm here to be in place of burg
fossil lagoon
I'm here to be in place of burg
no i want burg
late harbor
🦴 THE ARCHITECT OF COLLAPSE: PHYSICS IS MY PLAYGROUND 🦴
You call it a duel; I call it a structural failure. You brought a sword to a physics fight, and that’s your first mistake. I don’t need a sharp edge to end your run—I just need a clear line to your center of mass. I am the reason the developers added ragdoll physics. I don’t just win; I dismantle.
Why the arena fears my name:
The Density Demon: While you’re worrying about reach, I’m worrying about momentum. When my fist connects, the game engine doesn't just calculate damage; it calculates a funeral.
Anatomical Deconstruction: I don’t aim for your health bar; I aim for your balance. I turn "high-tier knights" into "unorganized piles of scrap metal" in one frame.
The Sound of Submission: That wet "THUD" isn't a glitch—it's your character's soul leaving through their ear canal. I am the percussionist of the pit, and your ribs are my xylophone.
I don’t cut. I delete. 🥊💥
fossil lagoon
🦴 THE ARCHITECT OF COLLAPSE: PHYSICS IS MY PLAYGROUND 🦴
You call it a duel; I ...
mod will ban
fossil lagoon
yes
restive barn
ich bin ein heindelberger
lost rover
no i want burg
You have to win matches and if you lose you lose money
late harbor
I Know what a mod is but who is the highest ranken (not willie)
fossil lagoon
I Know what a mod is but who is the highest ranken (not willie)
many mod
fossil lagoon
you come from short yes or no
late harbor
you still have it from yesterday nice
restive barn
you still have it from yesterday nice
lmao yep
late harbor
you come from short yes or no
yea i come from a halfsword short
fossil lagoon
yea i come from a halfsword short
it half shit because it need to optimisation
оптимизировать
do you know
late harbor
bro i still play the demo 😭 i only see pepole with the full game
fossil lagoon
bro i still play the demo 😭 i only see pepole with the full game
demo is half poop
frank rose
<@710131023475638323>
eat poop
turbid summit
how did i take enemies armour?
fossil lagoon
no
late harbor
oh than its same same but diffrent
fossil lagoon
only half spoop willie but ugly face
restive barn
how did i take enemies armour?
grab their armor and then hold e
fossil lagoon
yes but half sword e a is half shit
white frost
how did i take enemies armour?
hold E once u have them gripped
fossil lagoon
grab their armor and then hold e
chrome 334 my friend how to get rich
late harbor
chrome 334 my friend how to get rich
bros friend is google ai
fossil lagoon
bros friend is google ai
it my first day discord
do not bully
if you bully i will cry
this emojis 👉 😭 😢
frank rose
if you bully i will cry
bully you
fossil lagoon
this emojis 👉 😭 😢
i can see you are not bully
turbid summit
hold E once u have them gripped
i cant do it on the guy with golden armour
restive barn
chrome 334 my friend how to get rich
idk💔
lost rover
@fossil lagoon There's guns in halfsword if you become baron
restive barn
<@1494956328492466216> There's guns in halfsword if you become baron
MY gun
that is MY baby
restive barn
how to buy
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200 read desc for tutorial
fossil lagoon
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200 read desc for tutorial
is this mod
restive barn
is this mod
yes
fossil lagoon
<@1494956328492466216> There's guns in halfsword if you become baron
you lie it mod
fossil lagoon
I forgot to tell you about that
you lie to me
now i am sad
half shit need gun and optimisation
rotund palm
it bully type of people
white frost
i cant do it on the guy with golden armour
you have to earn it each battle with him
lost rover
now i am sad
Did i overdo this
fossil lagoon
https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod...
yes people in gif
it bad word
fossil lagoon
Did i overdo this
yes say sorry you are bad
lost rover
yes say sorry you are bad
vital bluff
Real talk is it necessary to have the Willie bot constantly repeating its message in the halfsword photography chat
fossil lagoon
Real talk is it necessary to have the Willie bot constantly repeating its messag...
can you make william say sorry
for hurting my feeling
vital bluff
Real talk is it necessary to have the Willie bot constantly repeating its messag...
Lowkey annoying seeing it after every single fucking picture someone posts
fossil lagoon
and lye
fossil lagoon
Lowkey annoying seeing it after every single fucking picture someone posts
fucking like fucking half shit
where is friend
no friends i am sad
no friend i go sleep until friend respond
rotund palm
im ur friend alt account
vital bluff
rotund palm
i got an item named panzu
fossil lagoon
spod is friend
rotund palm
and when i wore it it dissapeared
restive barn
and when i wore it it dissapeared
it's pants
rotund palm
it's pants
was i naked without them
fossil lagoon
chrome is friend?
wicked depot
fossil lagoon
friend chrome is not responding
rotund palm
chrome please make a mod that removes all axes from the game
restive barn
friend chrome is not responding
hi i was in modders guild hall
restive barn
chrome please make a mod that removes all axes from the game
no
fossil lagoon
hi i was in modders guild hall
good chrome friend
restive barn
i suck buns at lua
if i did make one i'd have to collab with a lua coder
doesn't have to be an expert
rotund palm
i wish i had learned python sooner
restive barn
just someone who knows how to summon a bp when an event is called
restive barn
i wish i had learned python sooner
it's lua not python
plucky lake
is ez
rotund palm
it's lua not python
theyre practically the same
barren hamlet
#scamsword
restive barn
i am a high iq individual
plucky lake
theyre practically the same
that’s like saying down syndrome is the same as autism 😭
restive barn
#scamsword
we are not doing this again
rotund palm
that’s like saying down syndrome is the same as autism 😭
no but like actually
barren hamlet
Devs shouldn't be allowed to get away with it
rotund palm
lua is very similar to python
plucky lake
no but like actually
haha yea they actually are really similar
barren hamlet
They’re all probably on vacation with their feet up laughing
plucky lake
I let my mods do the talking 😊
fossil lagoon
spod and chrome and burg is my friend
rotund palm
I let my mods do the talking 😊
theyre almost the same because they mostly use the same syntax
lua is just i think focused on games
its like python and gdscript
theyre also very similar
restive barn
I let my mods do the talking 😊
can u make a mod that spawns a bp when a match is started
ty
plucky lake
can u make a mod that spawns a bp when a match is started
There’s already spawnslop
restive barn
There’s already spawnslop
wtf is spawnslop
plucky lake
wtf is spawnslop
The like 10 scripts that when u spawn removes all weapons, turns hands into fist weapons etc etc etc etc rofl
restive barn
do you know meaning of my name
no
restive barn
The like 10 scripts that when u spawn removes all weapons, turns hands into fist...
that is NOT slop\
fossil lagoon
no
it is meaning of gay butt miasma
because
half shit is like gay people farting
very smelly and bad
but rainbow
restive barn
but rainbow
alright
plucky lake
that is NOT slop\
does it have to be uploaded to nexus to be considered slop 
rotund palm
dude i swear to god axes do more damage when the NPC trips and falls
restive barn
does it have to be uploaded to nexus to be considered slop <:tiredFace:136431134...
it has to be mass produced to be slop
so for example
buffslop
mapslop kinda
weaponslop
plucky lake
it has to be mass produced to be slop
it’s getting there
rotund palm
half shit is like gay people farting
restive barn
it’s getting there
saveslop
quasi gazelle
live service slop
lost rover
Chrome's "slop" is the only good slop
He's not really slop
He's the king of the mods
restive barn
He will be the one to give us multiplayer
no that'll be luke
rotund palm
i think quivers despawn when you run out of arrows
restive barn
he's much more experienced than me in raw coding
rotund palm
i havent lost my quiver yet and it has like 5 more arrows than when i got it
restive barn
rotund palm
BROOOOOOO
I HAD SO MANY ARROWS THE COUNT WRAPPED BACK TO ONE
NOW I HAVE ZERO
WTFFFFF
restive barn
is this fair
plucky gulch
does that actually work
restive barn
does that actually work
vital bluff
I HAD SO MANY ARROWS THE COUNT WRAPPED BACK TO ONE
You tried to put too many in your quiver bro
restive barn
both the pistol and the ar work
vital bluff
They overflowed
restive barn
funny enough the hardest part was the grip and not the firing
rotund palm
funny enough the hardest part was the grip and not the firing
WAIT YOU MADE THOSE TOO???
rotund palm
They overflowed
integer overflow
restive barn
WAIT YOU MADE THOSE TOO???
made which ones
restive barn
WAIT YOU MADE THOSE TOO???
made what
rotund palm
made which ones
THE AR AND PISTOL
vital bluff
Quick question
restive barn
Quick question
yes
vital bluff
How many people actually bought the EA
restive barn
How many people actually bought the EA
i did
vital bluff
Out of curiosities sake
plucky lake
at least 5 I think
restive barn
i found an in game dupe glitch
rare hearth
i found an in game dupe glitch
let me guess, you equip it and unequip it real fast
restive barn
let me guess, you equip it and unequip it real fast
yep
restive barn
i think they disappear once u get out of inv
ye but u can equip them
rare hearth
also, how does dual wielding work with your pistols
restive barn
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mxcGuqLhoDsQQaPPn?invite=cr-MSxkejMsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15 EPILEPSY WARNING
restive barn
also, how does dual wielding work with your pistols
both will fire at the same time i think
rare hearth
interesting
rare hearth
nice
lost rover
Dead chat
frank rose
fear me
vital bluff
Why does the severed head look like electroboom
rapid pond
every faces have names in the files
I think mine is heinrich ? Or what is he called
frank rose
I think mine is heinrich ? Or what is he called
henrish
frank rose
the what
frank rose
henrish is todd howard
rapid pond
Lmao
tough silo
frank rose
does sickle still even exist
i remember cutting off willie's waists with a sickle back in demo
rapid pond
does sickle still even exist
Yea, i dont know if the merchant sells it but ive found (and died to) one many times
It seems pretty rare
frank rose
wilbur appearance
frank rose
wilbur appearance
i think early hs hair was better than ea hair
floral imp
how do i unlock these 4 red armor slots
paper furnace
guys what is the key to winning in the demo mod?
soft osprey
guys what is the key to winning in the demo mod?
A weapon
paper furnace
its so hard tho the bosses
soft osprey
is yellow mod good or bad
Bad I hate everyone
fossil lagoon
mod lord = chrome = friend
soft osprey
bad like half shit
HEY
You can’t say that
About my halfsword
We only praise and glaze here
fossil lagoon
We only praise and glaze here
bradar delete this
soft osprey
No
fossil lagoon
then all mod is bad like half shit
frank rose
bradar delete this
are you related to skibidius
fossil lagoon
are you related to skibidius
who is skibidius friend
frank rose
or the halfslop guy
fossil lagoon
i am Gay butt miasma
fossil lagoon
who is half slop guy
fossil lagoon
Yeah well ur a nerd and a loser
all mod is good mod moai is half shit
fossil lagoon
but burg is friend and chrome and spod
and all mod is good and moai is half shit
only half shit moai
frank rose
burger
soft osprey
Got em
fossil lagoon
sir moai stupid and half shit
soft osprey
Im a victim
frank rose
i agree with the russian guy
soft osprey
😡
soft osprey
Now he hates you for calling him Russian
fossil lagoon
no
frank rose
i am american
whos your president
soft osprey
Yes
fossil lagoon
moai half shit
frank rose
i agree
fossil lagoon
whos your president
benjamin
soft osprey
Good answer
frank rose
benjamin who
frank rose
benjamin franklin died already
soft osprey
His president is MONEY
frank rose
his president is graig bones
frank rose
sir moai is a name given by satan
fossil lagoon
evil
frank rose
satan very bad guy
soft osprey
Burgers don’t talk
fossil lagoon
but he is general krieg
frank rose
from the tv show invisible
fossil lagoon
yes
frank rose
half shit
frank rose
dementia
frank rose
bradar delete this
what is your vice president
west crag
If I die with 0 kills, does the game just let me revive?
fossil lagoon
j vance
soft osprey
If I die with 0 kills, does the game just let me revive?
Yes
fossil lagoon
what is your confederate leader
artur morgan
frank rose
artur morgan
Arthur martgin: eeehhh potato potato you get my point savvy?
olive saddle
restive barn
humble bloom
half sword America DLC
floral imp
must use fat doublet or can not use
what is fat doublet
restive barn
what is fat doublet
arming doublet
floral imp
yeah im wearing it but i still can't put the stuff on
restive barn
yeah im wearing it but i still can't put the stuff on
remove chains
rapid pond
half sword America DLC
Half sword aviation dlc when
white frost
river wind
is there like a vid or smt on downloading mods
restive barn
floral imp
using the sticks from alley traps is actually kinda good for brawl
silent salmon
Does anyone know when next update will be?
restive barn
Does anyone know when next update will be?
no clue and the devs are dead silent
rapid pond
Does anyone know when next update will be?
Maybe this month maybe next maybe the one after
Hopefully this one
silent salmon
Hopefully this one
silent salmon
sand kestrel
no clue and the devs are dead silent
restive barn
do i pull the trigger
stray cedar
Halfsword tomorrow
restive barn
lost rover
Heinrick
wind veldt
praying its around medieval fest
WE GOT A UPDATE TODAY
white frost
the day of reckoning is coming
white frost
WE GOT A UPDATE TODAY
wdym?
restive barn
I just cant test rn
huh
wind veldt
BUT ITS A UPDATE
white frost
???
restive barn
half sword update?
white frost
can u send a screenshot?
lost rover
Same for me
restive barn
Same for me
HOLY SHIT
lost rover
if it's true then it's evolved from Halfslop
restive barn
REAL UPDATE??
white frost
WAIT HUH?
wind veldt
I GOT ONE
restive barn
MORE CONTENT TO DATAMINE
restive barn
I mean i was agreeing with this guy
oh
fossil lagoon
no its half shit not slop
lost rover
Alright mane
white frost
@restive barn what do you think
wind veldt
I swear i dint edit
restive barn
<@1048770036954845204> what do you think
haven't recieved an upd yet
sleek gull
300mb isn't much to get excited about.
white frost
300mb isn't much to get excited about.
wind veldt
300mb isn't much to get excited about.
at least its anything
vital bluff
Doktor inject 300 mb directly into my halfsword installation
wind veldt
am i really first one that noticed?
white frost
haven't recieved an upd yet
same here
white frost
am i really first one that noticed?
idk
white frost
man.
white frost
nah im good
restive barn
gun, spellbook, pistol
white frost
im saving up for mount and blade
sleek gull
Morning warmups
white frost
Morning warmups
sweet parry at 0:08
white frost
300mb isn't much to get excited about.
how much mb was the other updates
sleek gull
how much mb was the other updates
good question, not sure how to check that
lost rover
can someone buy me dlc
I’m in
lost rover
I just got a few doolers to spend
white frost
not sure
white frost
did u try it out
wind veldt
no im playing helldivers rn i cant
white frost
no im playing helldivers rn i cant
lyric junco
wait did the half assed just update?
restive barn
wait did the half assed just update?
no just dlc
white frost
no just dlc
lyric junco
no just dlc
wind veldt
its update
lyric junco
white frost
wild oak
white frost
BRO 😭
wild oak
what
wind veldt
okay i now have time i will test
white frost
okay i now have time i will test
real or fake
wind veldt
its defently not the sound pack because i didnt buy it
white frost
its defently not the sound pack because i didnt buy it
aight
lost rover
Recently they also had a mod
Not mod
i mean patch
19 hours ago
Changed User Tags (store_tags) – tags only switched places (hidden to reduce noise)
ChangeNumber – 35194752 › 35300258
This changelist affected 76 items.
Check on the steamDB website
white frost
Changed User Tags (store_tags) – tags only switched places (hidden to reduce noi...
GAH!!!!!!
lost rover
Store package last update (mini patch) was 23 days ago
wind veldt
Changed User Tags (store_tags) – tags only switched places (hidden to reduce noi...
maybe that was it
just played a few rounds no diffrence yet
lyric junco
does my willie have ass this hard or is it just magic
white frost
does my willie have ass this hard or is it just magic
magic
lost rover
Truth: Our armour is actually made of thermoplastic (cheapest larping armor ever)
And the heat inside the suit of armor makes bum melt
lyric junco
Truth: Our armour is actually made of thermoplastic (cheapest larping armor ever...
fuck termoplastic, we all smith our armor over here
white frost
Recently they also had a mod
What if the update they just added a very small PNG in one of the maps
And it was like 300mb or sum
lyric junco
And it was like 300mb or sum
they added a toothbrush
white frost
they added a toothbrush
nah
white frost
https://tenor.com/view/brushing-teeth-kowalski-resist-this-gif-25017825
man wth
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-zamn-gif-23633186
If my man or woman isn't 121 pounds, EXACTLY.
I ain't loving dem
rapid pond
praying its around medieval fest
Same :3
lyric junco
If my man or woman isn't 121 pounds, EXACTLY.
I ain't loving dem
i'm a bit lighter, lol
wind veldt
still nothing new...
restive barn
lyric junco
dislocated his shoulder with one 7kg polearm hit
restive barn
dislocated his shoulder with one 7kg polearm hit
who will win natural buffslop or gun
thin yacht
dislocated his shoulder with one 7kg polearm hit
honestly late game maces are my favorit
white frost
who will win natural buffslop or gun
gun
small glen
who will win natural buffslop or gun
My abs deflect bullet
white frost
when you grab it, it can one shot anything
wild oak
lyric junco
honestly late game maces are my favorit
so true
restive barn
My abs deflect bullet
abs vs black hole
thin yacht
yes
lyric junco
someone forgot to equit the stabilization crystal bruh
lost rover
abs vs black hole
Dodges*
thin yacht
late game is also pissing me off, always falling over
small glen
abs vs black hole
Dodges kills
lyric junco
My abs deflect bullet
my ass deflects rockets, we are not the same
lost rover
- dodges, kills blackhome and gun owner *
small glen
The funniest thing ever, is when I was playing a roblox rp game and this guy was doing these indepth mortal kombat x ray moves
Like
slams hands down, akin to a hammer. His skull would fracture violently, causing a concussion.
And the other guy was just going
dodges
kills
kills
😭
lyric junco
dislocated his shoulder with one 7kg polearm hit
it just removes clothing too
vital bluff
The funniest thing ever, is when I was playing a roblox rp game and this guy was...
I used to be a dodges type of guy
I deeply regret the man I used to be
lyric junco
The funniest thing ever, is when I was playing a roblox rp game and this guy was...
me in rp fr
lost rover
I deeply regret the man I used to be
I never admitted to losing and it ended in them declaring 'FRP"
thin yacht
tuff fr
thin yacht
https://tenor.com/view/absolute-tuff-tuff-so-tuff-minecraft-tuff-block-gif-17763...
Real
lost rover
I always used dodges and becomes immortal and invincible and kills you
small glen
I never admitted to losing and it ended in them declaring 'FRP"
I just let my oc get incredibly injured, not killed
lyric junco
I always used *dodges* and *becomes immortal and invincible and kills you*
deletes you
restive barn
IT'S A DANGEROUS MAN
small glen
I always used *dodges* and *becomes immortal and invincible and kills you*
NOOOOO
lost rover
*deletes you*
dodges and kills
small glen
This gave me bad memories
lost rover
heals and kills you
lyric junco
*dodges and kills*
deletes the concept of death and teleports you to the torture dimension
lost rover
I would always try to make the largest and most detailed slop avatar ever
thin yacht
wins
small glen
*heals and kills you*
I used to do mha chat rps, and this shit was ass 💔
thin yacht
*Dodges and wins*
thin yacht
*moms your sex*
NOOo
small glen
Some guy would be like the god of creation or some shit, at like 14 years old 💔