halfsword-chat-⚔

[white frost]

nah get out

[thin yacht]

why is this a thing...

[lyric junco]

win 💲

🤑

[thin yacht]

LMFAO

[white frost]

He actually has no willie

[lyric junco]

versus this chad

true fear

[white frost]

How'd u fight with no undergarments anyways

[lyric junco]

you get sanity bonus

[plain brook]

me after cartblivion

[thin yacht]

asking for a friend ay?

[lyric junco]

me after trusting a fart too much:

[white frost]

MAN

[lyric junco]

i don't get it

[thin yacht]

WHY IS YOUR SKIRT BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

[white frost]

I don't think you dragged him home

[plain brook]

too young, or maybe not young enough

probably the first

[lyric junco]

weird i know

[plain brook]

since its the hs discord

[lyric junco]

so apparently it's just grass smoking, i expected something different but can't expect more from a facebook meme

[floral imp]

heres my commoner so far

[thin yacht]

nice

[lyric junco]

the whole joke is just drugs

https://tenor.com/view/yakui-yakui-the-maid-nijiura-maids-gif-8344185927734940681

[white frost]

I knew u were Gon send that

💔

[sharp orchid]

why is he looking at me like that

[lyric junco]

Exp farming is real

[sharp orchid]

i dont like it

[lyric junco]

He is your commander

[floral imp]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[white frost]

GRAHHHH

[white frost]

he likes you

[sharp orchid]

not for long

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1493793063938687157/MedalTVHalfSword20260414215627214-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[small glen]

i uh, missed the parry

[sharp orchid]

well you didnt miss one of the coolest spin kills i've ever seen so it makes up for it

[thin yacht]

one more victim

[small glen]

i meant to do that

[plain brook]

this one just called yeowch

[sharp orchid]

I have kicked this guys face in i dont know how many times and he STILL wont give up

i laid him out on 3 seperate occasions and he just never let me win

absoutle trooper

[sharp orchid]

just look at this mans resolve

[small glen]

me and this npc swapped weapons

if he literally had anything else, he would've MAYBE Won

[small glen]

buster gave me a falchion 💔

[lyric junco]

opinion on my glue farm?

[small glen]

I didn't even mean to clip tis

[small glen]

Needs more glue

[lyric junco]

i love inbreeding

[small glen]

The sunday silence family recently did this

Goldship and Kitasan black daughter had a son together.

Marking the first inbreeding of the sunday silence family

[lyric junco]

7kg polearm hits are crazy

[lyric junco]

mwah mwah

[small glen]

That's unironically rly good doe, the family is 30 years old.

[lyric junco]

another one

[lyric junco]

who named it like that

[small glen]

Wdym

[lyric junco]

it's a smooching sound

[small glen]

British people

Idk

[thin yacht]

yummy

[modest whale]

skelton

[thin yacht]

excuse me?

[stray carbon]

Will gore get updates?

[thin yacht]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goblin-dont-fear-goblin-reaper

[modest whale]

are you norman

?

[thin yacht]

yeah in a way

[small glen]

I am like a portion French

[modest whale]

yeah

[small glen]

💔

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/paris-commune-paris-flag-france-communism-gif-4015781414450439349

[thin yacht]

got ancestry to william the conq

[lyric junco]

you people actually know your family trees this far away?

[modest whale]

i got ancestry to grendel

[small glen]

I got ancestry to Charlemagne and william the conq too

[modest whale]

😈

[small glen]

We might be distant cousins, wolf

[thin yacht]

like one of my grandparents did or something

[thin yacht]

crazy

[lyric junco]

william must have been an absolute breeder

[modest whale]

bro

[thin yacht]

1000 years and his son was for the streets

[small glen]

Are you a descendant to a coat of arms?

[modest whale]

his name has conq in it

[thin yacht]

Yea but im not gonna give it

[small glen]

I don't mind saying mine so uh

[thin yacht]

my last name has a coat of arms

[small glen]

Chessman!!

[thin yacht]

nice

[small glen]

My great grandpa was the last man to hold the name

[lyric junco]

i hear nobility

[small glen]

No one else has chessman

[thin yacht]

I hold mine

[small glen]

Lucky

[thin yacht]

yea but im not noble lol

[small glen]

Did your coat of arms leave to the us colonies in the revolution or stay in england?

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/guiillotine-gif-4574862832491529802

[thin yacht]

both

[small glen]

We aren't in the same crest, right?

[thin yacht]

doubt it

im not chessman

[small glen]

Okay good

[thin yacht]

my last name legit translates to william son

[modest whale]

all my family names are english

[small glen]

I think mine translates to cheese man 😭

[modest whale]

except mccoy

[thin yacht]

nah 😭

[modest whale]

and that's not my last name

[small glen]

Idk much about my coat of arms rly

I just know the color scheme

[thin yacht]

same tbh

lol

by my last name has one

free hounskull

[small glen]

Mine is like black and white with a red plume iirc

[thin yacht]

yellow, blue, lion for plume

[lyric junco]

106kg day 694

[modest whale]

fat

[thin yacht]

fucking hell

fat

[lyric junco]

willie needs his unfattening parasites

but enemy heads are so yummy 🤤

[soft osprey]

My last name translates to “great and glorious handsome godly man”

[lyric junco]

what is it?

[small glen]

In china, moai translates to Sad little man

[soft osprey]

Great and glorious handsome godly man

[lyric junco]

😳

stop doxxing yourself

[soft osprey]

It’s a mouthful

[lyric junco]

there are so many people here

take better care of your security you nudist

[soft osprey]

No

[lyric junco]

😭

[thin yacht]

https://klipy.com/gifs/plastic-man-real-real-powder

[lyric junco]

one hit , just removed his kneecaps

[thin yacht]

dw dont need them, born without them

[main halo]

I love doing this with my halberds and polearms

[lyric junco]

lost his head somewhere, but will be fine

[main halo]

I'm sure all he needs is a nap

[lyric junco]

oh, i found it, he will be fine, it happens sometimes

[main halo]

Used a guy to help me kill his friend

[main halo]

He looks less than amused

[lyric junco]

at least he is sober

unlike his wife

[main halo]

All in good fun
Tis part of the sport

[lyric junco]

their favorite hobby

i got so excited i beat up baron with my fists

[past kestrel]

his exposed chin kinda reminds me of..

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gigachad-muscular-buff-ri-gif-22734783

[lyric junco]

even smirking like an idiot

[past kestrel]

hes just that nonchalant

even in death

[lyric junco]

nonchalant my ass

[main halo]

Halberd Supremacy!

[past kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260733020055408785/1419905236897632316/togif.gif

damn

okay he might've flinched there

[lyric junco]

is baron armet any good

[past kestrel]

its better but it looks weird without the feather decorations

[lyric junco]

i was kind of going crazy in the demo

[main halo]

I love it personally
Armets and closed helms if all kinds are my go-to in games that let me have them
This Armet comes with more neck cover than base so I'd say so

[lyric junco]

and gauntlets?

is it just for style?

[main halo]

Not really, but I've developed a habit of having the arms, hands and helmets of characters in games I play be different(primarily Brass/gold if I can)than the rest of the armor pieces

[past kestrel]

hear me out
they add a Great Helm

https://tenor.com/view/helmet-men-want-gif-24600257

[main halo]

Gonna be real, not really a fan of greathelms
They look cool, but not for me
Also I dunno if it'd be historically accurate for Medieval Germany of this time

[past kestrel]

fair

[lyric junco]

mixed armor then, maybe upgrade

[past kestrel]

when does this game take place?

[main halo]

Looks nice

[main halo]

I'm not sure
It does say tho in the intro of the game

Just afk at the starting screen

[past kestrel]

ok

[past kestrel]

"In the year of our Lord, 1475."

just heard it

[main halo]

Noice

[main halo]

Neat

[lyric junco]

versus my regular

[glossy sundial]

hi i js bought the game, im used to the old menu how do i js go into normal fist fights like the playtest 😭

[past kestrel]

they weren't used in battles, but it was used in tournaments as an option

source : a search engine (illegal to teachers)

[verbal lintel]

How different is the optimization between demo and EA?

[main halo]

Howzit, welcome
Look for "brawl" cards in the fight options

[past kestrel]

huge
i can run demo high graphics with 8GB

low graphics on EA

[glossy sundial]

perfect, one problem

where do i do that

[main halo]

Huh
Neat

[glossy sundial]

😭

[main orbit]

Geniune question do you guys think a dictatorship is wrong/bad even if the leader is doing a good job managing the country and everyone's needs

[verbal lintel]

So, mid graphics in demo cant run EA well? 😔

[lyric junco]

so, baron greaves are slightly worse, baron helmet is better at back protection

[main orbit]

Get an optimization mod

[main halo]

It's random chance sadly
You need to keep resting until the next day/fight and hope for a Brawl to pop up

[sullen wagon]

the issue is that a morally good dictatorship can never feasibly exist. those who would desire that much power are usually not the ones who should be given it

[glossy sundial]

so you cant just do fist fights in free mode anymore? 💔

[main halo]

Not sure if this is the server to ask things like that

[lyric junco]

found my armor at the dump site

[main halo]

Naur

[glossy sundial]

thats actually tragic

ty tho

[main halo]

Lil bit of this and Lil bit of that

[main orbit]

Btw has nothing to do with modern politics i just heard someone make a joke relating to that premise

[lyric junco]

i wanted a full set of blued armor... but you know where that went

[main halo]

Lost to the development cycle

Maybe we'll get the option to choose armor material in the future

[main orbit]

Lets say it happened in a vacuum - as in theres no past to this nation and they just popped in outta nowhere and caused no problems and no heads to turn in this hypothetical earth

[lyric junco]

lost to the devmentia

it is in game files

it was in the demo too

[main orbit]

WE CAN MAKE BRONZE ROMAN ARMOR OMGGG (never happening)

[main halo]

As cool as that would be
Bronze is kinda
Bad

[main orbit]

Obviously but it would be very fun to play around with

[sullen wagon]

then yeah, it could be okay, but because of the extreme variability of human intention there will never be a substantial chance that a dictatorship, "good" or not, will continue to be as succession continues

[main halo]

Ye, would be neat

[main orbit]

Well said

[main halo]

Could've given us stuff from day one
But uh
N O
Sadge
But ah well ig
We wait, we kill, we get better

[main orbit]

I dont make games so I dont know anything about anything but why cant they just tell us exactly what theyre working on?

[sullen wagon]

NDAs from publishers

[main orbit]

They have publishers? I thought this was a self published game

Cool that they have publishers though!

[sullen wagon]

they might also be nervous about being ridiculed for working slowly but that ship has likely long sailed by now

[main orbit]

Yeah lmfao

[main halo]

I prefer my food thoroughly cooked than rushed with no flavor anyways

[sullen wagon]

given the fact that they have like 5 devs actually working on the game, I feel bad for them

[main orbit]

Are you serious

[sullen wagon]

clearly the scope of half sword is way way larger than they likely ever expected

the communication is egregious but it's not uncommon for inexperienced indie developers

it's understandable to be displeased and to feel cheated

[main orbit]

? Thats not what im saying. To use your metaphor why cant the cooks let us take a peak inside the stew pot

[lyric junco]

just found some really odd spaulders

[main orbit]

Are those not pauldrons

[sullen wagon]

but to turn to personal insult is wrong

[lyric junco]

nope, i attached rondels to them

[sullen wagon]

I'm not saying that wanting a finished product that takes longer is wrong either. they ABSOLUTELY should have delayed the game more

[main orbit]

I didn't reply to or read your messages yet lol that wasnt directed towards you

[sullen wagon]

I replied to the wrong message

mb

[main halo]

We are the customers gang
When last did you see some random stroll up into the kitchen and demand to see the pot
We judge only when the food is on our table

[sullen wagon]

was meant to be a continuation

[soft osprey]

Because I’ll lick it

[sullen wagon]

they've bitten off more than they were already choking on, and now they're facing even greater pressure for perfection

[main orbit]

Woah bud I dont mean we demand to see i mean it as in why cant they go "hey man wanna see what im cooking up rn"

[main halo]

The spoon licking is essential

[sullen wagon]

they're in over their heads essentially

and now everyone is upset because they're trying their best to fix the stew that tasted like burnt ass while everyone is leaving the restaurant

[main halo]

Im using "Demand" in an exagetory light
They did give us a road map

[sullen wagon]

while i think it's 100% valid to want a properly developed project, people still expect too much too fast

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/shakespeare-christian-borle-gif-6295951972587395194

[sullen wagon]

all because of one or two particularly egregious mistakes (namely releasing EA far too early), they've essentially destroyed all credibility or loyalty they've built through dedicated players

[main halo]

They added spices to satisfy us for the time being while they prepare the main course
I'm eating the plates

[main orbit]

I personally think their biggest fuck-up is serving up stew without tasting it first and without seeing if the spoon is clean

[sullen wagon]

more like, getting others to taste it but taking the spoon back after one sip

the testing period was like

[main orbit]

Yes

[sullen wagon]

whay

what*

a week?

that's not long enough to do basically anything

what this says to me, isn't that they're overconfident, but that they're inexperienced with working with such a huge project

[soft osprey]

Testing was ongoing before then, they just wanted to add more testers for the last week, probably to try to cover more systems

[sullen wagon]

people mistake it for arrogance but that's not what it is to me

that's basically what I'm saying

[soft osprey]

Well yes it’s their first ever game and it’s a team of 4 actual developers, the rest of the 12 man team being artists/music.

[sullen wagon]

it's like thinking the chef is serving you boiled ass because he's both incompetent and an asshole but he's really just not used to making stew nearly as quickly as the customers demand

[small glen]

What the fuck is this metaphor battle bullshit

Can ya'll stop using metaphors 💀

[soft osprey]

You should show them what a real metaphor looks like

[small glen]

Their momma 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[soft osprey]

Fuckin got em

How’s that for a metaphor

Nerds

[small glen]

If i see one more metaphor i am going to crash dafuq out.

[sand herald]

🎯

[small glen]

You can just say

"They missed the mark."

[sullen wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/say-what-say-what-gif-say-what-now-what-gif-26296335

[small glen]

Boom discussion over

[soft osprey]

Crashing out is like a car engine revving higher and higher with no one easing off the gas

everything’s shaking, parts are overheating, and then suddenly something gives and the whole thing seizes up in a cloud of smoke.

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/viking-man-leaps-ice-water-gif-12813214525354223849

[past kestrel]

Batter up

[sullen wagon]

slow and steady wins the race my friend

[soft osprey]

If I had a trolley I’d hit the lever

[small glen]

We got Unshakedsphere here

[sand herald]

⚽

[lyric junco]

metaphors are like your mom, the more of them the harder it is to organize any meaningful part of your life

[small glen]

John! Try out this halberd head, shit is goated

[soft osprey]

No..no..more moms would only help

[sand herald]

[lyric junco]

in losing your items yes

[soft osprey]

My mom could beat up your mom so easy, AND find your stuff

[small glen]

I put all the weight towards the head of the halberd, mass is zero with size at max

[lyric junco]

i wanted your mom to help mine but they started kissing and i still didn't find my fucking charger 😭

[soft osprey]

I don’t want my mom around you anymore

[small glen]

I don't want any of you mfs around me, restraining order, I choose you!

[sullen wagon]

ice cold take: pet owners are not pet "parents"

[lyric junco]

😭

but my mom and yours married so you have no choice

[sand herald]

Nice this is pretty good

[tacit grove]

why fight unarmored tiers that dont stand a chance? just accuracy practice?

[small glen]

Yeah it's peak!

[sand herald]

part of it, most of it is just messing around until i get an entertaining clip or two

[small glen]

Nothing changes rly, John is better than me and killing Militia enemies is still easy

[tacit grove]

Nice, I only play man-at-arms tier at this point, no armor of course.

[sand herald]

Armored tiers don't really change much for me, I found this clip a while ago

[stray carbon]

Gooooalll

Lmao

[small glen]

Kick dashing still works btw!

[grave pecan]

no tiers really stand a chance agaisnt the player if you're good enough

[lyric junco]

sir you must take your head off, heads aren't allowed in this establishment

[grave pecan]

i remember doing it in the demo and thinking i was the one who discovered it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-tail-orange-cat-silly-cat-cat-big-eyes-gif-14351918591311874294

[lyric junco]

i love this screen

[grave pecan]

cuz i never seen it anywhere else

[tacit grove]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mu2DNQ42gkuvrf6mF?invite=cr-MSxmNmosNjAxMTMyMjU4&v=46

i dont remember why i used armor for this one, this is a shitty clip but yk

[small glen]

Not to self glaze or anything, but i definitely think I did it most.

80% of my demo clips is me kick dashing like crazy

[tacit grove]

minimum strength by the way, thats why half the clip is vignetted up to the center lol

[grave pecan]

how good is it?
havent seen good examples of kick dashing or implemented into my playstyle to check for myself

[tacit grove]

All the kick shit still impresses me, I never cared for it but it's definitely funny as hell

[sand herald]

Every time I switch over to demo, it's crazy to me how much easier and responsive spinning is

[grave pecan]

its a pretty good tool to use agaisnt your enemies

[tacit grove]

lmao, diabolical

[grave pecan]

i mostly use it to knock a enemy or a shield willie down

4 halls bro

https://tenor.com/view/say-wallahi-bro-67-meme-ishowspeed-speed-gif-16121835065308473404

[tacit grove]

Well, I never learned how and can win any fight if I lock in, but I'd imagine it's pretty sweet in beggar fistfights lol

[small glen]

Kick dashing is like

Super effective.

Mostly "good players" do it to close a gap near instantly

You can find clips of like

John

Clueless

And Fizzle doing it

[small glen]

Back when everyone called me Temu Johnhalfsword 💔

[sand herald]

😭

i'm just happy to see more people use spinning in clips because it's funny

lmao

[soft osprey]

Fully glazing myself, it is actually I that created and popularized it

[small glen]

Well, like in the demo.

It was rly just you, me and Runky who did spinning as a playstyle lmfao

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-patchie-patch-please-patch-pls-patchie-now-gif-17522311

[soft osprey]

Oh my god it’s ovrdth from the hit mod ovrdth loadout selector, created for the hit game halfsword

[small glen]

The hello kitty fit still tough

[weak roost]

😒

[small glen]

It's the Ovrdth dude guy

[weak roost]

🙂‍↔️

[small glen]

@weak roost no hard feelings

[soft osprey]

That was posted in December

Were you just sitting on that

In case you saw him

[small glen]

Yeah

[weak roost]

There can only be hard feelings if creates feeling

No feeling created

Therefor not hard

[small glen]

The clip made Ovrdth dead inside

[soft osprey]

You literally killed his emotions

[weak roost]

Apathy

Apathy…

[small glen]

My name apollo

You got close tho

[weak roost]

Bug

[small glen]

You got a.. and p

[sand herald]

yeah it was mainly you two that I remember doing spins consistently

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/oorah-meursault-dancing-viggle-gif-12339508669608165036

[sand herald]

and LEgushatnik I think sometimes

[weak roost]

Nah fr tho, where this patch at. Need to show these kids where they came from.

[small glen]

Soon as physics get patched

I am back in my prime

[weak roost]

Same

[small glen]

Polearms are seemingly the only thing that can be spun with easily

Swords sometimes

[weak roost]

I don’t do no spinnin SHIT

But that’s why this game is great

You do you boo. The better you do you, the more respec

Nahmsayin

🤜🏼🤛🏼

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[weak roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344003363821322280/1468041344038604820/catch.gif

Need a new game to play tho fr

[small glen]

This was my prime!!!111

[sand herald]

I'm at my best when I use a short spear in the demo

[spiral crater]

Is it normal for my character to have a heart attack after a fight? He just started breathing very fast and collapsed.

[marble breach]

These peculiar tricks scare me

I just brutally murder men at arms as a commoner

[lyric junco]

the heaviest hafted is so light

one hand carry

this is so tasteless a minimalist would make it irl and sell it for 100 times the production price

[soft osprey]

I’ll buy this for 100 times the production price

[lyric junco]

i can't stop you

it slices nicely

in fact it slices so nicely that it sliced my will to use it to dust

a perfect tomato cutter

[small glen]

Ima go for my routes, and roots

[dreamy sequoia]

Some of the crazy shit you guys do is insane, im struggling to swing effectively with my trackball mouse, meanwhile you guys do 360 fly kicks 🤣

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477876957080322088/MedalTVHalfSword20260228194043452-tr-edit-1772423514-ezgif.com-speed_1.gif

[dreamy sequoia]

Idk how tf you manage to do this stuff LOL

[grave pecan]

throwing is fun

[dreamy sequoia]

Between the spin kicks, Johns ninja skills with pollaxes/polearms and the throwing abilities i often wonder how wrong im playing this game LOL

[lyric junco]

4m polearms were definitely a planned feature

[dreamy sequoia]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but, didn't infantry fighting cavalry generally have 4 - 6m polearms

[lyric junco]

i'm fighting cavalry willies, riding on their shoes

[dreamy sequoia]

Good enough for me 🤣

[small glen]

i am temu john or some shit idk

@sand herald what did I do to this guy?? 😭

[lyric junco]

john gambling idk

https://tenor.com/view/jago33-slot-machine-slot-online-casino-medan-gif-25082594

[grave pecan]

uh oh

[past kestrel]

knowing how easy it is to cut a dude's part of his body off

wonder if guns can decapitate stuff

in EA

[grave pecan]

yeah i'm aware

[small glen]

i... think I just did the most badass thing possible, john

This is actually insane wtf

[sand herald]

Looks like the haft made him drop his weapon + get pushed back + be sufficiently injured enough to yield when you did that spin into him

[small glen]

I have a clip of my pollaxe going through some poor willie.. willie

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-slash-gif-25443269

[plucky lake]

send gamesav 🙏

[small glen]

wdym

[plucky lake]

ur save :D i want wtv weapon ur holding looks fun

[small glen]

oh, i made that

in the game weapon maker

[plucky lake]

looks sickk

[small glen]

the blacksmithhhh

[small glen]

its based off my sword from the demo

[plucky lake]

send gamesave 🙏

[spiral knoll]

hear me out guns with half sword i know its a mid evil game but a working gun mod or say to use gun in the main game and demo wold be awsome

[small glen]

there

is a gun mod..

[spiral knoll]

how do i aquire it

im interested

[past kestrel]

there is a fucking gun mod

[spiral knoll]

IV NEVER KNOWN

[past kestrel]

@grave pecan

show him plz

[grave pecan]

arquebus mod on nexu

nexu

nexus

[past kestrel]

nexu nexu nexu

ITS NEXUS!!

[spiral knoll]

what gun does it give you?

[past kestrel]

a gun.

[forest seal]

can someone gift me the full game

[past kestrel]

dont expect much

[plucky lake]

lol

[spiral knoll]

no shit XD

[past kestrel]

dont expect much from a simple gun

[grave pecan]

arquebus

its on the name

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050078382018265178/1454397083413909630/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[grave pecan]

early acess

not full game

[spiral knoll]

okay okay jesus im trying to find the hlafsword game on nexus so i can find the mods

[vital bluff]

Magnificent gif

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

[grave pecan]

worst part about demo is when we get slightly hit and our character start pussying out and screaming

[dreamy sequoia]

Funnily enough that gun mod is fairly period correct, it was utilised on the battlefield by a hungarian king named Matthias Corvinus, he commanded the Black Army. Lots of pikes and arquebus

[sharp orchid]

i get why you use pollaxes so much

[past kestrel]

and look at the boss-type of willies

they can survive a literal axe slash (thats not too deep)

a regular guy would actually start bleeding out from that

[dreamy sequoia]

I gotta know, what's the weight of that weapon?

[past kestrel]

judging by heads, guard, and pommel

looks to be around 2.3KG

[dreamy sequoia]

Barely any wobble at all, smooth as hell

[spiral knoll]

i got to mod installed what file to i put it in?

[grave pecan]

to use, get UE4SS' latest experimental build, then to use ue4ss you move the things inside "zDEV-UE4SS_v3.0.1-932-ge31aaaa6.zip" into "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Binaries\Win64" and then put the "arquebus mod demo.pak" file in "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Content\Paks". to open the console, press tilde (`) or f10.

[spiral knoll]

and do i have to extract it?

[grave pecan]

its in the description

[spiral knoll]

i read it i litterally have no idea wtf that even means 😭

[grave pecan]

you extract it and put it in your pak folder

[spiral knoll]

extract then pak

GOT it

[wicked depot]

Pretty solid pommel strike

[small glen]

@sand herald @sleek gull hit that mf like a l4d hunter

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-reacts-shocked-1

[spiral knoll]

i extracted it and put it in my paks how will i know it worked?

[grave pecan]

thats the neat part

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mx4oUXGdkVhQgP6_7?invite=cr-MSxrdjEsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=13

[spiral knoll]

does it randomly geneorate

or sm?

[grave pecan]

you gotta either load the map in freemode or add it to your savefile

[spiral knoll]

or any specific classes i gotta use?

[spiral knoll]

savefile?

[spiral knoll]

and yeah i use freemode so i can use the classes but wdym by load the map?

[grave pecan]

did you install ue4ss

[spiral knoll]

IDKKKK

[spiral knoll]

i dont think so

[spiral knoll]

i dont flipping know how

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-5261114

[spiral knoll]

help me....

[nimble plover]

Is there a way to play Half Sword and do a regular brawl without doing progressive mode?

[spiral knoll]

are you able to help me O_O

[grave pecan]

not really

i dont know what to tell you man

[spiral knoll]

like could we go in a call and i share my screen

or sm?

[sharp orchid]

well firstly, did you?

[spiral knoll]

i got the gun mod but idk how to do the ue4ss

so im very stuck and confused

[sharp orchid]

aight, go to this link https://github.com/UE4SS-RE/RE-UE4SS/releases/tag/experimental-latest and scroll all the way down to assets

then youre gonna want to download the first option (it should say UE4SS_v3.0.1-946-g265115c0.zip)

[spiral knoll]

ok

installed

now what?

[sharp orchid]

once you do that, extract it in your downloads folder, and then open a second file explorer and go to C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Binaries\Win64

add the dwmapi.dll AND the ue4ss folder to here

[spiral knoll]

so i can just go to steam then browse

[sharp orchid]

it will ask you to replace and say yes

[spiral knoll]

to do that

[sharp orchid]

idk if it takes you to the same place

[spiral knoll]

ill try so i put it in binaries

k

[restive cave]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-LotRSXcAAnArr.gif

[sharp orchid]

and once thats done it should be installed

boot up half sword and if you see some scary looking terminal things then its installed

[spiral knoll]

its not the right spot?

[sharp orchid]

@spiral knoll go to the halfswordue5 folder in that screnshot, then binaries, then win64

and drop the files there

[spiral knoll]

ok

[spiral knoll]

do i double click the WIN64

[sharp orchid]

you gotta go inside of the win64 folder

so yeah

[spiral knoll]

hmk

[spiral knoll]

k i got it extracted so i put the ss and the map files in win64

ue4ss*

[sharp orchid]

k so it should be installed

boot up half sword and if you see a console pop up then its installed

[spiral knoll]

k

[spiral knoll]

where would this console pop but be at

[spiral knoll]

i dont see it

[sharp orchid]

it should pop up as a seperate window

like this

[spiral knoll]

one never popped up

it just loaded normally

[sharp orchid]

alr

hit the backtick key rq

[spiral knoll]

bakcspace?

[sharp orchid]

the key to the left of 1

[spiral knoll]

ok

[spiral knoll]

i pressed it nothing happend

[sharp orchid]

k so something went wrong

[spiral knoll]

are you able to help me?

[sharp orchid]

did you have to replace any files at all?

[spiral knoll]

idk

[sharp orchid]

there would have been a popup saying do you want to replace the file

if you didnt get it then you didnt put it in the right folder

[spiral knoll]

there was no pop up of that

i did as you said

[sharp orchid]

so you didnt put it in the right folder

[spiral knoll]

win64 in binaries

[sharp orchid]

go literally copy paste this path

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Binaries\Win64

and drop the folder in that exact path

[spiral knoll]

k

[sharp orchid]

drop the dwmapi in there too

[spiral knoll]

i dropped the mapi in it

but i looked at it

and it says

no items match my search

[sharp orchid]

uh what

[spiral knoll]

lemme do it manualy

hold up

[sharp orchid]

???

[spiral knoll]

found it

[sharp orchid]

it should look like this, maybe minus a few files

[spiral knoll]

but theyre in the right folder

i did as told

[sharp orchid]

so boot it up

halfsword that is

[spiral knoll]

still nothing

[buoyant ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/40u9RFyKQfXwpPjFzK1bGO?si=f275f3804fe24e76

[sharp orchid]

can you send a pic of where you put it

like in dms or smthn

[spiral knoll]

hmk

[buoyant ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4rYzDVVRaSywKb20o4LMkT?si=e4dfb18b394941fc https://open.spotify.com/track/6LbxDkRw9a5orLsjic1n6Q?si=2c226c2d05b04de6 https://open.spotify.com/track/65PIDIsSMjt7JmBfnM8slr?si=ecec6cabf25d4f69

I just might use these songs in my next video

[sharp orchid]

practicing throwing

[bold pendant]

"Solid" is a bit of an understatement. That guy ended up more broke than a lib arts major./j

[devout lion]

why does the forest map sometimes set your fps to 10 unlike most maps

how is the optimization this bad

[sand herald]

they're great

[vital bluff]

I felt that in my fucking ribs

God

[small glen]

I learned that for some reason

Sheathe spinning

Kind of launches you?

[sand herald]

Interesting

Got any clips of it?

[small glen]

The one i sent up there is it

If you have the sword sheathed

Kick dash and spin at the same time

You get kind of flunged

[sand herald]

ahh I think I see what you mean

[small glen]

So i assuming this is due to weight of the sword

So now I am curious

What happens if I get my heaviest sword and do this

[sand herald]

Worth a try

[small glen]

I UNDERSTAND IT NOW

JOHN! WE HAVE IT BACK!

[buoyant ravine]

"Raga-" Gets kicked in the balls

[small glen]

@sand herald it fucking works

[vital bluff]

Are your feet lined with tungsten what the fuck

[vital bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-lego-ninjago-ninjago-sensei-wu-wu-gif-17769017141398473156

[small glen]

so here what I learned

higher the weight

the better the spin

shit is so hype bro

ALRIGHT

i got it down now

for swords, higher weight is better for spinning, lower weight for polearms

[dreamy sequoia]

Thank you!

[misty gazelle]

Managed to use the spike on my hammer, had to dislocate my shoulder to do it.

i really hope they make it so you can rotate your weapon around in future updates.

use the leg, lose the leg

[white sierra]

Update the game

[grave pecan]

soon

[misty gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331265060089106482/1376307509371080885/togif.gif

[rotund palm]

theyre going to update the background in slums and add more polygons to the conical tents

[misty gazelle]

they're finally going to add in willies willie.

[lost rover]

Currently there's only pubes

But a dih is high chance

[misty gazelle]

have a proper swordfight then

[rotund palm]

im telling yall its going to come when the gore system goes 18+

[lost rover]

I think it already is mane

[rotund palm]

there wont be a reason NOT to include the willie

[lost rover]

Or 16+ idk

[rotund palm]

its 17+ currently

its in the trailer in the steam page

[lost rover]

Middle grounds

Dih

We want dih

We all want willies willie

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

only for realism though

i hope they add ball shrinkage for the weather system theyre also eventually going to add that actually literally takes real time to change and only changes the graphics

[lost rover]

I hope the ball is a softbody

[rotund palm]

9001 polygons

[lost rover]

And when the willie dies we can grab it and squeeze it by holding the pickup key

And holding it too long makes your hands blood red

With the testicle model inside

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-danny-devito-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-real-gif-27425748

[grave pecan]

how will head popping even work

[misty gazelle]

swinging willie around like a flail

[lost rover]

Demo system

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[grave pecan]

0.5 didnt had these

[misty gazelle]

I yearn for the day I can explode a willies face with my hammer

[lost rover]

It's 0.3

[rotund palm]

i suppose they just have multiple models for crushed up heads and big physics particles for the fragments

[lost rover]

The head exploded into gifs and spreayed blood

Gibs

[rotund palm]

we all yearn

[vital bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-gif-15950173611998718110

[grave pecan]

viltrumite mods will be insane

probaly gonna be used for blunt

[rotund palm]

could be for head splitting too

for the internals

[rotund palm]

i mean im sure theyre going to add organs

[rotund palm]

W hafted user

i wish hafteds had more customisation

[lost rover]

They had intestines

You could be disemboweled

[misty gazelle]

❤️

[lost rover]

in 0.3

[vital bluff]

Imagine being able to rip a Willie's guts out with your hands

[misty gazelle]

I wish they'd make hafted weapons juuuust a touch longer like they were in demo.

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-mark-grayson-spaghetti-conquest-gif-8509359667451820648

[grave pecan]

dude once it comes out its probaly gonna be as annoying as losing a limb

[misty gazelle]

They're too short in EA

[vital bluff]

MY MAN

[rotund palm]

idk abt demo but its just sad that they become obsolete after like the soldier tier

[lost rover]

I think in the future viltrum mods will make your hands sharp

[rotund palm]

wont affect me i just turn gore off

[vital bluff]

🫱

[grave pecan]

anything blunt is still good

[rotund palm]

obsolete as in... there are better options

ig nothing in half sword is obsolete

[misty gazelle]

yeahh

[rotund palm]

theres this guy idk what his name is

scitar or something

he defeated like 4 commoners without a weapon

[lost rover]

Smitor?

[rotund palm]

yes

smitor

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[rotund palm]

im just now hearing abt this guy

imma watch a vid abt him itll be so entertaining

i will be entertained

[lost rover]

He would work so good as a new soyjak

Since most soyjaks are made from TERRIBLE people

[misty gazelle]

He thought he was barging in on Victor Sells.

[rotund palm]

YEA APPARENTLY

[lost rover]

He's literally Harry Dresden

[misty gazelle]

lol yeah

[grave pecan]

shot so good it crashed my game

[misty gazelle]

story of my life

[grave pecan]

we are fatal brothers

❤️‍🩹

[lost rover]

Back in demo everyone was so scared of fatal error

In the ultimate challenge

[tranquil lantern]

I love guns

[lost rover]

Chrome's going to release a full auto and semi auto one

Very cool

He is mister modlord No.1

[misty gazelle]

i should take my musket out for a rip soon, those are fun to shoot

[rotund palm]

back when i had a poopy pc i was genuinely so frustrated

[lost rover]

My pc is super outdated but has high raw gpu power

[rotund palm]

what do u have

[lost rover]

It's almost 10 years old

2017 gen items

[rotund palm]

irl???

[misty gazelle]

ye

[lost rover]

It was built specifically for my dad's videographer job

[rotund palm]

holy crap

[lost rover]

So it works on rendering stuff and graphics really good

[rotund palm]

oh nice

how much VRAM

[lost rover]

11GB

[rotund palm]

i gotta return to this HOW

thats so cool

[lost rover]

I tried to make a musket once

[misty gazelle]

i've got replicas, though they're rifled muskets.

[lost rover]

It exploded from bad rifling

[tranquil lantern]

the Nuln Ironside is invincible

[misty gazelle]

1841 Mississippi and a p53 enfield.

been trying to get my hands on a brown bess replica but they're bloody expensive.

[lost rover]

My "musket" really was just metal pipe attached to a wooden stock and body

With a working trigger but it sucks and exploded after the 2nd shot

[rotund palm]

arent those illegal

[misty gazelle]

depends where you live, lol

[lost rover]

Yes but if the cops don't know

[misty gazelle]

that too

besides, the evidence destroyed itself.

🙂

[lost rover]

My country's one of the highest illegal weapons manufacturing countries

[shell forge]

I think wooden longswords are the most ideal for degloving your enemies.

[lost rover]

The illegal gun makers are SUPER skilled at making them

[rotund palm]

everything that throws something far with burny stuff is super duper mega illegal anywhere apart from the US and australia i guess

[misty gazelle]

are you near khyber pass or something? lol

[lost rover]

Perfect rifling from a couple metal pipes and a cylinder makes a working revolver

Double action revolver

[rotund palm]

whats a wooden longsword

[elder tendon]

oops

[misty gazelle]

sworden longwood

you turned that man into tinfoil

[rotund palm]

i hope i get one when im old enough and living alone in the forest with my accumulated wealth

[shell forge]

A sword made of wood

[rotund palm]

tin foil man

[rotund palm]

training sword mod?

[lost rover]

I feel very Einstein

[elder tendon]

this might be the most op weapon in the game

[shell forge]

OVRDTH's armory. Changed the blade material to wood

[lost rover]

There's an issue with most polearms

[misty gazelle]

Not a fan of polearms in this vers currently

gonna make this mans body reject his skeleton

[lost rover]

If the head has super high mass and length it's hitbox usually extends beyong the collision zone i think

[elder tendon]

the handle has so much mass it obliterates anything it touches

this isn't even a custom weapon

its one of the base game ones

[shell forge]

They are p poor at inflicting serious wounds, but can scratch skin p nasty-like

[lost rover]

In demo the ovrdth loadout loader was capable of making super dangerous items

Pretty sure the center of mass was always in your hands

[rotund palm]

splinter em up

[lost rover]

And then you could command a super long polearm with basic physic principles

Alright i postponed my poopy time by like 15 minutes chatting here

It wants to release now

[misty gazelle]

go forthe and shitte

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[misty gazelle]

i think i split willies willie.

[small glen]

fart sniffers

[misty gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-it-sniff-gif-15005723

[alpine igloo]

Today is the death of halfshit

[rotund palm]

i believe Goonius Caesar Augustus

[alpine igloo]

Indeed

[alpine igloo]

my greatest enemy

[restive barn]

lmao why do you always create alts just to shit on hs

[alpine igloo]

its funny

and true

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gif-3977056725828219167

[alpine igloo]

dont be shy you know its true

[restive barn]

who even were you originally

[alpine igloo]

the mossad man

[restive barn]

fuckold (fuck plus cuckold)

[rotund palm]

is he the prophesied person who got banned for shitting on half sword and comes back with alts to haunt us

[alpine igloo]

yes

[rotund palm]

compadentant (companion+descendant)

[alpine igloo]

ever since I was banned for spreading the word that halfsword was a scam to fund the mossad, I have acquired a mission to destroy halfsowrd

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-danny-devito-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-real-gif-27425748

[lost rover]

Does Benjamin Netanyahu know about this

@kindred aspen

[rotund palm]

i didnt know big ben plays half sword

[bold pendant]

Are you a smart fella' or a fart smella'?

[alpine igloo]

big ben yahu is currently on a business trip to little st james

dont annoy him

[restive barn]

why is the big yahu in the half sword discord serv😭

[rotund palm]

AR in half sword finally

i cant wait for half sword to have a mod that transforms the game into a 10 km map wide milsim

with vehicles and gun customisation

[restive barn]

particles no shadows unfortunately

[alpine igloo]

the game already shits itself with 2 people and graphics straight from an anus

[restive barn]

don't EVER diss half sword graphics

[alpine igloo]

10km map would violate quantum physics

[warm garden]

has there been any news in the last month about the next update

[restive barn]

no

lmao

[warm garden]

bro what is going on

[alpine igloo]

your money is being used to buy jericho missiles to bomb tehrans children

[rotund palm]

yeah but the people gaming on the hijacked AI space station server farms will be able to enjoy it in a crisp 1 frame per whenever

[alpine igloo]

1 frame per heat death of universe

[restive barn]

devs too busy bathing in lounges and drinking cocktails

[warm garden]

why have the #work-in-progress channel if you dont do anything

[restive barn]

🌚

[warm garden]

are they really pulling a team cherry here

[restive barn]

it was used in demo times and will prolly be used soon

[rotund palm]

WHAT DID TEAM CHERRY DO

[alpine igloo]

the work in progress is that the strait of hormuz is closed and big ben yahu is profiting on oil sales

[rotund palm]

are you talking abt silk song

[warm garden]

ya

what else could that mean lol

its what they are known for

[restive barn]

i still believe that the devs r gonna deliver but if they only release a few patches and a new sallet i will lose all faith in this dev team and will leak everything

[rotund palm]

apparently not

[rotund palm]

sell the data

[elder tendon]

if you guys think this game's updates are slow you haven't played many early access games

[restive barn]

anyways have more pistolslop

[lost rover]

THE MIASMA EMPEROR: GOONIUS CAESAR AUGUSTUS 💀💨

You heard the rumors, didn’t you?
A warlord. A tyrant. A butcher of knights.

Still wrong.

You’re not facing a man. You’re entering a condition.

GOONIUS CAESAR AUGUSTUS does not march with armies. He arrives already inside the battlefield—woven into the air, stitched into the silence between your breaths.

YOU DON’T CHALLENGE HIM.
YOU INHALE HIM.

---

HE DOESN’T CONQUER. HE CULTIVATES.

No banners. No horns. No charge.
Just a stillness… a pause… and then—

💨

The first sign.

Not heard. Not seen.
Felt.

It slips past your visor and settles in your throat. You think it’s nothing.

That’s when he wins.

---

YOUR BODY IS THE BATTLEFIELD

You trained for honor. Not this.

Your lungs? Compromised.
Your senses? Rewritten.
Your courage? Dissolving.

He doesn’t kill knights.
He convinces their bodies to quit.

Your grip loosens.
Your knees fold.
Your breath betrays you.

You are a vessel.

---

THE HELMET IS A TOMB

That helm? It seals your fate.

Every breath feeds him.

Inside your armor, he grows stronger.

You’re not fighting him.

You’re hosting him.

---

THE FINAL MOMENT

There’s always a moment—

Your sword dips.
Your vision fades.

And you realize:

There was never a duel.

💨

Armor falls.
Silence spreads.

No cheers.

Only the quiet horror of those who understand too late.

---

No records. No witnesses.

That was your first mistake. 💀

[warm garden]

its not about slow updates its about communication

[rotund palm]

amazing essay from chatGPT

[alpine igloo]

I approve

[elder tendon]

couldn't care less tbh

[warm garden]

they come out with an addressing feedback post and then say NOTHING for over a month

[restive barn]

lmao this is just the new 🥊 THE PHYSICS GOD OF HALF SWORD 🥊

[elder tendon]

yeah they're working on it bro

[restive barn]

are you sure

cuz im lowkey losing faith

[warm garden]

youll be thinking that same think for the next year

[near grotto]

Just like the Exanima devs 😋

[alpine igloo]

my dear chrome, the only thing devs are delivering is sperm to the asses of the bitches they bought with the scam money

[rotund palm]

i wish half sword devs streamed or made dev logs abt their progress

[alpine igloo]

and ofcourse the donations to netanyahu

[restive barn]

[warm garden]

exactly

[elder tendon]

yeah they said the game will be in early access for at least a year

[warm garden]

i would watch those

[rotund palm]

same

[warm garden]

this is the perfect game for devlogs

[rotund palm]

would be entertaining

[alpine igloo]

1 year = 12 month
3 month no update

[rotund palm]

theyre like surprisingly anti social with the community

[restive barn]

this might be a possibility

[bold pendant]

If a fandom loses their feed of content, they quickly devolve into insanity. Hopefully, devs will deliver before we go full Batman Arkham.

[elder tendon]

gee i wonder why

[warm garden]

last update was feb 18 btw, 2 months ago

[rotund palm]

i swear if i had a community like this i would forego sleeping to talk for atleast a month before i come to my senses

[warm garden]

and since then radio silence

[elder tendon]

probably because it's primarily raging teenagers

[main orbit]

luke skywalkered him

[warm garden]

when has a game ever had a good community

[alpine igloo]

you make interactive liveleak and expect mature people my dear peasant son?

[rotund palm]

i mean ur right but i wouldnt talk to those people or listen to them

[elder tendon]

no im just saying that's why they don't say anything

they don't really have much to gain because people will find something else to crusade about

[warm garden]

bro what

that is not an excuse at all

[restive barn]

ye the target demographic is clearly not reasonable ppl here

[elder tendon]

oh no! a game developer hasn't made a post in two months! what am i gonna do!

[warm garden]

by that logic they might as well not update the game because people will still ask for more

[alpine igloo]

the insult was not necessary

you made my feeling hurt

[restive barn]

man why the silence

they havent said SHIT in two fucking months

[rotund palm]

if it had bad graphics it would fit into the liveleak role better and actually run for most peoples computers

[warm garden]

why are you glazing so hard

[elder tendon]

maybe they're busy

[warm garden]

bro is doing anything to justify it

[lost rover]

Is this the russian guy that posted tf2 porn here

[restive barn]

[near grotto]

Too busy to take a single screenshot

[alpine igloo]

theyre busy stuffing ass!

[restive barn]

atleast show something they're working on

[bold pendant]

Too busy to write a single sentence about what they are up to?

[elder tendon]

yeah that would definitely satisfy people

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-funny-meme-what-gif-22548813

[restive barn]

IT WILL

[elder tendon]

they already told u guys what they're working on and the feedback they're addressing

[warm garden]

yes it will lmao

thats how you build hype

[alpine igloo]

accept it is a israeli scam to fund netanyahu my friend

[warm garden]

over a month ago btw

[elder tendon]

yeah

[warm garden]

with no proof of them improving the game

in a month

[elder tendon]

game development is slow even with large teams, let alone a team of less than 10

[restive barn]

BRRRRRB

[alpine igloo]

vague feedback btw

[warm garden]

you have to be baiting

[restive barn]

THEY HAVEN'T SHOWN US SHIT YET

[elder tendon]

ok

[restive barn]

I MADE A FUCKING GUN MOD IN 20 MINUTES

[elder tendon]

stay mad i guess

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[restive barn]

[rotund palm]

is that actually how long it took (ignore the modeling)

[restive barn]

the modelling i did not make but yeah 20 mins'

give or take

[warm garden]

lol

[rotund palm]

gawd damn

[restive barn]

man come on why can't they say anything

why is big daddy Frank so quiet

[alpine igloo]

still more skill than stu­pid devs

[rotund palm]

is ur profile abt dome keeper

[elder tendon]

they are doing it specifically to spite you

[alpine igloo]

probably more optimized

[warm garden]

i payed for an early access game because i trusted that it would get constant improvements and build on feedback (the entire point of early access) but instead we get an unplayable launch and no updates

[restive barn]

i mean yeah im not simulating very single particle of gunpowder

[warm garden]

ya

[elder tendon]

they updated the game almost every day for a week at launch

[alpine igloo]

bugfixes btw

[elder tendon]

then they said they're working on a larger patch that would take more time

now we're waiting for that larger patch

this is every early access game

[restive barn]

where they will add 50 sallets and 25 cuirasses

[near grotto]

Really going through the bingo sheet of cope

[restive barn]

come on man

we don't need more content

[warm garden]

an iq too low

[elder tendon]

lmao

[rotund palm]

no new grieves

[alpine igloo]

which are free models found on some obscure forum

[rotund palm]

THEYLL FORGET TO ADD THE POUCH SLOT

[near grotto]

"Small team"
"Let them cook"
"Patches every day for a week!"

[restive barn]

every foliage asset in this game are from the asset store

[warm garden]

guys they are too busy to take a screenshot trust

[restive barn]

every last one

[warm garden]

its definitely not because they arent doing anything and have nothing to show

[alpine igloo]

$6000 right?

[warm garden]

its because they are just sooooo busy

[restive barn]

👍

[alpine igloo]

allat money and game runs ass

[elder tendon]

yeah whining on discord is a much better use of my time, you guys got it figured out

[restive barn]

yep lmao

[rotund palm]

alr i think theyre being bad at communicating but i dont think theyre trying to do anything

they have a publisher

[restive barn]

the pouch slot i believe is quivers

[alpine igloo]

what if theyre in on it too

[restive barn]

the coif slot is called "Head 1"

[alpine igloo]

on the master mossad scam

[rotund palm]

they probably just dont have experience managing a large community

[restive barn]

but this "Head 1" slot existed in the demo and they just replaced every single helmet to be Head 2 slot

[rotund palm]

its half sword games so half sword is probably their only game im not going to check

[restive barn]

and now Head 1 slot is used for coifs which are not in the game

[alpine igloo]

also keep in mind handling used to be better in the demo and gore insanely better in 0.3 demo hahahaha

[rotund palm]

doubt game seer would do that

[restive barn]

oh i know why gore was better in old demo

they had to switch unreal engine versions

[warm garden]

keeping the demo community alive for years would give them that experience

[restive barn]

5.1 to 5.4

that's fair

[alpine igloo]

derived from "see" and "-er," literally meaning "one who sees"

aka mossad

or cia or whatever agency