halfsword-chat-⚔

[hasty star]

Like last summer I think

[lyric junco]

you bothered with that?

[hasty star]

Wat

[lyric junco]

monitor change

[hasty star]

No it’s great

[warped apex]

throwing people into barrels is fun

[hasty star]

I don’t have room on my desk for two mons I make it work tho

It’s very nice

[tough hollow]

cant wait for custom breakables soon enough

[warped apex]

the wall

[rapid pond]

Hell yea brotha make em smell the roten ale

[lyric junco]

i see it as kind of silly when you struggle with your gpu, the bottleneck equal to those laptops with 8k screens and hd2000 as gpu

[rapid pond]

I cant wait for fire

I wanna burn willies

[warped apex]

@rapid pond @tough hollow also a professional of trickshots

[tough hollow]

okaoak

[hasty star]

My gpu works fine it just does this one weird and hilarious thing. It crashes after a while if it’s NOT running a game

[lyric junco]

huh

weird

[hasty star]

So funny enough I idle in the halfsword demo

[lyric junco]

what about an idle game

[upper siren]

i have no idea how people are so accurate lmao

[lyric junco]

or does it do that if it doesn't have an app in full screen

[hasty star]

It also stops recognizing the graphics card every few months n I have to redownload it through manager

[lyric junco]

crazy

my drivers sometimes uninstall themselves

[warped apex]

I've 2khrs of playtime

[lyric junco]

windows hates radeon

[warped apex]

I

[hasty star]

Nah so like if I’m going to watch YouTube I’ll go on halfsword demo and minimize it or hide it behind discord on the second Mon

[hasty star]

I think so

[upper siren]

it looks like hes in vr. I tried to throw something like an hour ago and it barely left the ground

[hasty star]

I’m screamin sabotageeee!

[lyric junco]

first person violence just really likes violence, duh

[upper siren]

now i've gotta try first person

[lyric junco]

interesting

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-mash-strawberries-what-the-gif-13061449007532015950

[upper siren]

i tried with a helmet and gave up because i couldn't see shit lmao

[lyric junco]

motion sickness generator

[warped apex]

Just got a nice headshot

[hasty star]

Sabotage u fuck with beastie boys

[lyric junco]

How is your crossbow not shaking

[tough hollow]

shift to focus

[lyric junco]

what is this pfp

[hasty star]

Hacks obviously

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/100legit-100percent-legit

[hasty star]

My friend

His girlfriend sent me a picture of his stupid face

[lyric junco]

looks like this guy that didn't shower in a year and has exposed flesh on his entire leg

[hasty star]

He is a swimmer

[lyric junco]

ik but it's a very distinctive face

[hasty star]

Wdym you know

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

Fuck

[tough hollow]

embediddty fail

[hasty star]

I’m gunna jump off a 4 foot wall

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/pande-pandemonium-pressure-door30-gif-1586710865754860157

[warped apex]

least violent headstab

[lyric junco]

chat is he having fun?

[tough hollow]

seems so

[hasty star]

Tis a flesh wound

[tough hollow]

finnally getting the hang of spinkicks in EA

love the new ragdoll system too

it feels a lot more realistic

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-dennis-feels-the-aura-aura-duke-aura-farm-gif-12250327613032664645

[past kestrel]

this guy died to a tiny stab on the arm

literally only 1mm of his skin has been grazed

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-zombie-alien-xen-half-life-gif-17329007

[lyric junco]

just entered the scale where you start as a beggar

[white frost]

you did it!

congrats

[past kestrel]

it seems like my character is 81KG heavier than yours

would be funny if i were to yeet your character around after knocking him out

[hasty star]

That one avengers scene with hulk and Loki

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-lion-king-simba-rafiki-throw-gif-16194362

its gonna be more like this into a cellar wall

[lyric junco]

he would juct catch my 3kg 4m long polearm with his one finger and then kick me through the back door of the cellar

[warped apex]

Love me a good hip throw

[past kestrel]

i once did this

[white frost]

damn

[past kestrel]

my character was weaker than at his current state before

[white frost]

howd u throw him that far

[warped apex]

current character

[past kestrel]

strength

this is a veteran willie btw

so hes like 70KG that i gotta throw

[white frost]

OH

okay

[lyric junco]

why is it carved into a minimalist undertale au shape?

[warped apex]

not sure what you mean

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-sas-lol-sans-smile-pose-gif-13805000

[hasty star]

I’ve not actually played undertale

[hasty star]

Thank you for this

[lyric junco]

i suck at it

but i had a friend absolutely obsessed over it

[hasty star]

Is that possible it doesn’t look to hard?

[lyric junco]

it kind of is

fun fact: in half sword universe we are the chosen one, all other people who you kill, if they had the chance to save their soul then at least some of them would, however every single one you kill is there, which means that none of them even had the chance to, which automatically turned them into the corpses for YOU to fight

no one is safe from your crimes

[hasty star]

What in the inter dimensional television

[lost rover]

Holy tuff image

Willie's True form

[novel finch]

Skinwalker Willie fr

[quasi gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310239254055751700/1428368889225674782/togif.gif

[novel finch]

Never knew that Willie was a Skinwalker all this time

[rapid pond]

Wilhelm "long hands no game" halfsword

[warped apex]

lol threw half a barrel and hit a guy\

[hasty star]

Looks like those monsters from stalker gamma

I forget what their called

[hasty star]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lost-alpha/images/3/36/IzlomWild2.png/revision/latest?cb=20190811073355

[novel finch]

Half Barrel my favorite Medieval combat game

[clear kiln]

Is this game gonna get updated ever

[hasty star]

No

[lyric junco]

NO

[clear kiln]

Is we sposed to just pretend the game is worth what we paid

[lyric junco]

you people paid?

[hasty star]

It’s getting a remaster priced at 49

[clear kiln]

Some of us dont take mommys credit card

[rapid pond]

Eventually

[lost rover]

Deep sea Willie

[rapid pond]

Guys thats a rule break, you gonna get sent to the cellar

[lyric junco]

piracy talk is super bannable

[hasty star]

Womp womp I have my receipt

[lost rover]

This picture was taken from the Challenger Deep

Detected a 90 meter tall 200 meter wide willie creature

[hasty star]

Halftrauma

[lyric junco]

that looks like my mom

[restive barn]

yes

[hasty star]

Is your mom that bee hive lady from re7

Marguerite

[lyric junco]

lol

fits the personality

[lost rover]

The Giant Blue-Footed Willie Larvae spotted in the Abyss

[lyric junco]

why is this willie gmo

[hasty star]

God damn it, I’m not even stretching anymore that top half is birkin mutated from 3

[restive barn]

huh

[lost rover]

The Giant Blue-Footed Willie making haste from hunters in the forest

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-resident-evil-resident-evil7-marguerite-jack-baker-gif-17500296

[hasty star]

Welcome to the family son

[hasty star]

Can you put a picture of birkin mutated next to this one

[hasty star]

This

[lost rover]

The Giant Blue-Footed willie after killing two poachers

[hasty star]

Shan’t be hunting in the kings forests

[lyric junco]

no idea what you are talking about

[umbral raft]

why is the knife so underated

[hasty star]

Nvm

[lost rover]

And this is the normal sized one

Not yet the Grandoise Great breed or the Alpha giant blue footed

[hasty star]

Peasants know not to question the kings…….. experiments lest they become one

[lost rover]

Alpha Giant Blue Footed Willie

Time to take on the challenge of taking the Grandiose Great Willie

Only 2 left in the entire willieworld

[lyric junco]

winning the baron as the starvajohn

[hasty star]

Bros single-handedly turning halfsword into a Witcher game

[lost rover]

The Grandiose Great willie's offspring (The other one will be shot later)

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-gif-4075808345584318849

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-titan-scream-zeke-aot-attack-on-titan-gif-24619285

[lost rover]

The offspring was shot down with an arquebus to get a bigger picture and to call out the Grandiose Great Willie

[lyric junco]

oh no, it seems i won the game with a bannable offense of a number

jk that was my shadow weight

[lost rover]

Grandiose Great 2000x Magnification from the castle

[lyric junco]

in just 155days

[lyric junco]

someone is remaking aot in half sword

[restive barn]

new gun mod updatehttps://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200

DOWNLAOD NOW

U CAN USE IN PROGRESSION NOW

[lost rover]

Omg new update

Get it now!!!!

[rotund palm]

TFFFFFF

IS IT AN ITEM NOW

[restive barn]

YEAH U CAN ADD IT TO UR SAVE TOO

[lost rover]

Anyways the Grandiose Great has gotten stuck in the trap

[rotund palm]

was it hitscan

The bulle

T

[restive barn]

still is

[rotund palm]

Amazing okay ill actually download it

Thank you chrome for being awesome

They should hire you

[lost rover]

The Grandiose Great has died anyways i'm getting that arquebus

I NEED it

[restive barn]

this is what it looks like in ur save

[rotund palm]

What did you do to him

[restive barn]

it does not actually cost 4 pfennings

i made it cost 400

idk if it shows up in shop yet

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[lyric junco]

good balance

[rotund palm]

Is it one shot only

[restive barn]

not yet

[sharp orchid]

He looks like the guy from no country for old man

[white frost]

WAIT

I'M EATING DINNER RN

[white frost]

sup

[rotund palm]

I think you can reskin the crossbow reload and change the order a bit so you grab a bullet (arrow) and then push it inside (pull the string back)

Idk how easy that will be tho

Im only suggesting cuz u said it was based off the crossbow

[restive barn]

not anymore it's a brand new "standalone" weapon

[lost rover]

WE all want to give chrome a smooch on a cheek after this

[fast bramble]

Yoooooooooo

[restive barn]

before i just attached gun to crossbow

[fast bramble]

Madlad over here completely changing the game

Great job

[restive barn]

irl the method to reload an arquebus was reaally complex

[lost rover]

Smooch crhom pls

He is good

And beautiful

And handsome

[sharp orchid]

You should mod that in trust

[rotund palm]

I know

[lost rover]

And coolest mod lord

[rotund palm]

I mean arquebusses are older than muskets

And you need like 3 pouches for a musket

[restive barn]

also new lighting rework

[fast bramble]

How does one get the gun

In progression

[lost rover]

I want to give chrome a smooch on the cheek

[sharp orchid]

Ultra dynamic sky 🥹

[lost rover]

We all do

[restive barn]

and you can add it to ur save too

[lost rover]

We all must bow down and kiss him

[restive barn]

or you can load into "open /Game/Yard_Gun"

[fast bramble]

Thanks!

[rotund palm]

Does it appear in the trade system

[restive barn]

dont know, probably not

[rotund palm]

You should make it randomly spawnable in one of the maps

[restive barn]

if u edit ur save u can add it to ur save

[rotund palm]

Like the crossbow

[lost rover]

Chrome is liberator

[restive barn]

you just have to replace weapon class with uhh

[lost rover]

We must love chrome

[restive barn]

/Game/BP_Arquebus.BP_Arquebus_C

[white frost]

Wouldn't it be crazy if the update released as well

🤔

[fast bramble]

Gonna test loading into the gun map, grabbing it, then going back to the tavern

[lost rover]

I think they planned a vanilla arquebus in mind

[rotund palm]

Evil devs

[restive barn]

u can now shoot up the baron

[fast bramble]

Is it still K to fire?

[lost rover]

I always wanted this

[restive barn]

so go forth my people! light up the sky!

[restive barn]

yes

[sharp orchid]

Chrome will mod in the new update before the new update releases

[white frost]

We will..

[lost rover]

Yes master 👅

[white frost]

@restive barn you got any future mods that Ur gonna make soon?

Like idk a wooden cart you can push around a ram someone with

[restive barn]

spellbook

[fast bramble]

We need the Luke gun mod

[lost rover]

The pistol

[restive barn]

ohh luke

i know that guy

[lost rover]

It takes the power of all the modlords to make the godmod which is new update

And takes 1 frank and devteam

[restive barn]

his gun mod will be very good

he's alr added reloading and shells

[fast bramble]

Crazy

[restive barn]

i can't be bothered to add arquebus reloading

[fast bramble]

Man just having a gun to fire in progression is already a major thing, feel good about it lol

[restive barn]

particles render thru hair

[fast bramble]

Does it still have the offset?

[white frost]

Lemme just reinstall ue4ss for the 50th time

[restive barn]

nope, toned that down alot

[lost rover]

Chrome's modlord at everything

Even the joust knight

Praise lord chromium

[restive barn]

i have the better jouster

[lost rover]

None have won the grete champion et chromium

[fast bramble]

Oh hell yeah it's done downloading

[restive barn]

try it

[white frost]

I'm about to turn on my pc I'll send you some clips chrome

[hollow smelt]

How do i add thr arquebus to progression

[restive barn]

either add it to ur save or run the command "open /Game/Yard_Gun"

[hollow smelt]

ty

[hollow smelt]

Do i just have to change weapon class for it to show up in shop

[fast bramble]

Gonna have to try adding it to my save, grabbing the gun in the Yard_Gun map and giving up to go back to the tavern makes you drop it so you don't bring it back

[restive barn]

updated the desc

[fast bramble]

Thanks again!

[restive barn]

no u have to change weapon class to get it in your inventory, or you could add it to the shop if u want

[hollow smelt]

alr ty

[naive barn]

is the game ever gonna actually get optimised or what? Last update was over a 2 months ago

[restive barn]

soon

[plucky lake]

rome wasn't built in a day 🙏

[restive barn]

you

you're the guy over at hse

[fast bramble]

I'm new to save editing with this game, would it be SG Player Equipment.sav I drop in or GameProgress.sav?

[white frost]

Welcome to indie games

[restive barn]

gameprogress.sav

i can walk u thru it

[fast bramble]

Lemme drop it in and see what it looks like, I'll let you know if I need help :)

[plucky lake]

[fast bramble]

Yeah, I'll need a bit of help. I've got /Game/BP_Arquebus.BP_Arquebus_C copied but I'm not sure where I put it

I've got a 2h shovel I just bought from the merchant

[hollow smelt]

yeah same idk how to conver to json to put it into my inv

[fast bramble]

Oop

[restive barn]

gimme yo save file

[fast bramble]

I think I found it

Sure

[restive barn]

oh

jesus christ my crashes folder of unreal engine

[restive barn]

ye

replace the weaponclass with the bp_arquebus whatever

[fast bramble]

Launching game now

[fast bramble]

https://klipy.com/gifs/austin-powers-yeah-1

[restive barn]

btw no clue why it says it's 5.01 kg i made it exactly 5 kg

[fast bramble]

This game does some weird magic with weight numbers

Like how my character is simultaneously 85KG and 106KG

Either way, that peasant never saw it coming

Gut shot

[restive barn]

it's called shadow weight apparently

[fast bramble]

Yeah I remember someone making a thread on it a while back

[restive barn]

is the gun good

do u like

what coud be improved

[fast bramble]

My game crashed when I tried to take a screenshot so I'm just restarting it 😭

I don't think it was the gun that did it

[vital bluff]

Needs more optimization

[lost rover]

Where do i edit my /Game/BP_Arquebus.BP_Arquebus_C thingy in uesave

Schemas or root

[vital bluff]

Also multiplayer

[restive barn]

???

[restive barn]

??????

[fast bramble]

There's a search icon magnifying glass thing, I just typed in part of the weapon I was trying to replace's name and it found it

[restive barn]

root

[lost rover]

Thanks uncler

[restive barn]

also download my taiga modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/278

104 downloads?

dude

[restive barn]

man can someone PLEASE advertise my mods

[fast bramble]

No major notes so far, it works exactly how I wanted/expected it to.

If I had to make any changes, it would be to find a way to let you fire with left click

[restive barn]

but that'll interfere with holding the gun normally

[fast bramble]

Yeah I figured lol

[restive barn]

i mean i can but it'll be jank and all

[lost rover]

I love this gu ner

[fast bramble]

If this is the cleanest way to implement it then yeah I've got no notes

It's great

[lost rover]

The "awful" buster sword was in halfsword's fruitful era

[magic lintel]

when multiplayer

[restive barn]

fucking rainy nights and taiga mod COMBINED have the same downloads as "max rank and 118 kg"

[lost rover]

Never 😡

[magic lintel]

when gubby weapon

[restive barn]

zilly zubbies

oh wait you wanna hear something funny

a lil anecdote

dude i was in school right

[hollow smelt]

for some reason when i use arquebus on taiga the model is grey

[restive barn]

and i found a dude that has a fucking pin of the "durr face"

i was HOLDING IN my laugh

[soft osprey]

Just find some active creators and ask to do a mod review or just play with your mod in a video. Theres hundreds in the server, im sure at least a few of them actively post

[restive barn]

those mods are incompatible

[hollow smelt]

oh alr

[white frost]

Stridah's angel possibly

[fast bramble]

Putting down rioters like a lord should

[lost rover]

@restive barn Hey uncler do i just place /Game/BP_Arquebus.BP_Arquebus_C in place of the staff value

[restive barn]

weapon class

[lost rover]

Okay uncler

Thanks for help mr. uncler

We love chrome

[eternal scaffold]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/214

this is so great

[restive barn]

how the FUCK does this have more downloads than my taiga mod and my rainy nights mod combined

[hollow smelt]

on rainy nights is there a way to fix the camera glitching

[eternal scaffold]

bc fahhhh

[restive barn]

yes play on ur pc's graphics

shit i mean

uhh

play on max res

[bitter token]

why do all the armored guys with spears not use the spear as a thrusting weapon but instead just beat ts outta me with it?

[restive barn]

genuinely works

[restive barn]

in the game it still counts as a polearm

so it's in the same handling as a halberd

or a voulge

[bitter token]

dang

[restive barn]

or a billhook

[eternal scaffold]

anyone have any cool maps? like the bridge one that was teased in the EA trailer?

[bitter token]

it sucks too cus it always one shots me too even when i block it

[restive barn]

i do

lmao

i have the version in the game files

[eternal scaffold]

does it function?

[restive barn]

looks okay but the bridge lacks collision

[eternal scaffold]

FAHHH

been dying the play it

[fast bramble]

If you drop the weapon and pick it back up the physics get cooked

Starts twitching all over

But that's kind of a problem for a lot of weapons in this game

So not sure if you can fix that

[restive barn]

yep, the collision gets enabled on the weapon too

uhh

this is a bug with half sword and im not cleaning up the devs' mess for them

[soft osprey]

Low-key surprised this isnt more popular what with all the requests of guns being added at some point

[bitter token]

i swear the guys on lord tier are on crack like wdym he almost knocked me out with one punch in full plate😭

[restive barn]

1.8k downloads

even beef williengton has more downloads than that

[soft osprey]

The people have spoken! They want really buff naked guys not GUNS

[fast bramble]

The progression version of it just dropped, I've had it for a while but it was mostly a novelty until now

Now it's a game changer

[restive barn]

before it was just a proof of concept, because i was limited by the amount of tools i had at that point in time

[grave pecan]

i dont think we would get much guns

half sword is supposed to be historically accurate

[soft osprey]

This guy. This guy right here. Early firearms were around in 1475

[grave pecan]

i didnt say that

[soft osprey]

You absolute

BUFFON

[grave pecan]

that was evil dev7

[soft osprey]

wait it’s two o’s

[fast bramble]

Yeah sorry, didn't mean to downplay it by saying it was a "novelty", just that as an end user there wasn't much to do with it besides play around with it

Now we have this

[soft osprey]

I think you need to send some compensation for the slight

[fast bramble]

Will my clip suffice

[soft osprey]

Youre never seeing the gun again, it’s gone into the sunset

[fast bramble]

I got it back

Thanks to insurance

[soft osprey]

God bless frankenberg

[quasi gazelle]

proof hs is a simulation

[white frost]

@restive barn whats the tutorial on how to add the gun to my character?

[shut gale]

tactical ball kick

[quasi gazelle]

I didn't know footprints were a thing

[restive barn]

check the desc

[white frost]

gotchu

[restive barn]

yeah they're crazy. they're when your feet touch the ground and leave an implant there

[white frost]

this was in demo

[quasi gazelle]

yeah It's revolutionary

[restive barn]

who will win

ulrich or aleksander

[rotund palm]

red

[spark yoke]

Aleksander of course

[restive barn]

alr lessee lessee

[spark yoke]

Oh yeah i ginally got the full game

Good stuff but also the 4v1 beggars tournament is kicking mine arse

[restive barn]

u need mercenaries

u can hire them via the shady black figure at the top

[spark yoke]

Oh i never found how to do that lmao

I've just been twatting people with the heaviest mace i could make

[late wyvern]

.. -. ... . -.-. ..- .-. . / -... --- ..- - / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-. --- -.-. -.- . - / ... .... .. .--.

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[late wyvern]

Decode it

[restive barn]

alr did

wdym

[late wyvern]

lol

[restive barn]

by

???

[rotund palm]

nice ksp reference

[restive barn]

aleksander won

ulrich got impaled in the face

[late wyvern]

Wdym wdym it’s a pretty clear message

[late wyvern]

Idk what ksp is

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-how-easy-it-is-rocket-fail-ksp-kerbal-space-program-rocket-gif-22939185

[spark yoke]

They repressed me for sending a rocket ship smh

Okay wow mercenaries make this SO much easier

[fast bramble]

Guys should I do a fight with no armour

[white frost]

where do i find my save file agian

.

[fast bramble]

C:\Users\ComputerName\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[white frost]

gotchu

[fast bramble]

And you're looking for GameProgress.sav

[white frost]

oh wait what there was a saved folder the whole time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-monkey-side-eye-sideeye-H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

[fast bramble]

I periodically back it up in case some real bullshit happens

[white frost]

wait let me verify my game files on steam

nvm i found it

[lost rover]

Why is my arquebus Grey

Must be one of my poodoos

[fast bramble]

I think it's not compatible with any maps besides the vanilla ones and his custom gun maps, something to do with the lighting on the level

[white frost]

so how do i convert it to a json

[fast bramble]

The orange "uesave editor" text is a link to something that can edit it online and save it as a .sav https://trumank.github.io/uesave/

For further instructions though you'll have to bug Chrome, it'll depend on what weapon you're swapping and stuff

And I'm about to play Zomboid

[white frost]

gotchu

[white frost]

any thoughts on the bandit mod

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[fast bramble]

I love that my gif is still getting used

[white frost]

OH WAIT YOU OWN THIS GIF?

DAMN

😭

[fast bramble]

It's cool, I don't like that a lot of the bandits are set to raid you instead of just spawning naturally in the world

[fast bramble]

I made the clip and asked someone here to turn it into a gif lmao

[white frost]

thats fair

i almost died to 3 rushing at me while i was trying to flip my car over

💔

[fast bramble]

Lmao that'll happen

[lost rover]

Wait let me show you

[white frost]

oh

do you have any other mods installed

[fast bramble]

I think there's a lot going wrong there

[white frost]

like rainy nights or something

[lost rover]

Many but i dont think they do anything

[fast bramble]

They're doing something alright

[lost rover]

Just some weapon reskins and baron reskin

[white frost]

check if u have rainy nights or sum

[fast bramble]

I think those replace vanilla materials so those might be messing something up

[white frost]

i had both the arquebes and rainy nights, and thats when the texture also fucked up

[lost rover]

Where is rainy nights usually placed again

Mikeymonkey help 😭

[hollow smelt]

paks

[lost rover]

I don't have it

But i do have golden baron

Man i really wanna keep my silver baron

[white frost]

uhhh

yeah paks

[lost rover]

Doesnt seem to work

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-evil-evil-druski-druski-evil-meme-gif-6813977377669633123

[lost rover]

Deleted all my external paks

Still has that gray issue

[rotund palm]

you can use ezgif

FUCK

ic ant find it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1493057978973294733/MedalTVHalfSword20260412211501104-tr-edit-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[white frost]

@restive barn

[lost rover]

What's happening to my game now

It first happened on the yard torch

[deep shale]

the only way to stop a bad wizard with a scroll of disintegration is a good wizard with a scroll of disintegration

[lost rover]

Can any tech uncler ples help me 😢

My textures are kinda fone

Fire embers are grey squares

[hollow smelt]

its most likely to do with 2 pak mods intefering

thats what happened with me

[fast bramble]

That's what the person that turned it into a gif used lmao

This was like 2 years ago or something

Back in the playtest days

[grave pecan]

oh no bro

[plucky lake]

@misty gazelle

[misty gazelle]

Fuck yeah

Flawless.

[plucky lake]

:D

[misty gazelle]

You Kentucky ballistics’d him with the cross guard.

[median surge]

GUYS the tuffest thing ISNT punching metal, its punching the hanging cauldron on cellar

[sleek gull]

Metal Speed Bag is awesome!

[grave pecan]

riots might not be so bad

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mwbTkwfqQHUVDySzq?invite=cr-MSxRa3EsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[tranquil lantern]

If your game really is in the shit from conflicting mods you cant fix, might call for an uninstall

You can still backup your save if you have it around

[lost rover]

Not really sure if it’s the mods or something about VRAM even though i have 11gb

[tranquil lantern]

Id just backup your saves somewhere other than the balfsword directory and uninstall

Then youll know for sure if its your vram

[restive barn]

it's over anakin i have the high ground

[grave pecan]

casted maces are still insane

[plucky lake]

@sand herald thanks for the training 🙏

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-lee-bow-master-smile-gif-12365468

[white frost]

did u try out the baron's mace

[grave pecan]

i don't like

it

small range

[white frost]

yeah but uh

its like

the most destructive mace ig

it can cut human skin 💔

pierce through human skin*

[grave pecan]

blunt is what matters currently

[white frost]

ig so

[main orbit]

For anyone that knows about game development, what did they specifically do to make falling down so common?

[plucky lake]

if wet
then slip

[main orbit]

Did they tank the characters balance?

[main orbit]

No I mean in the demo you barely fall down. In the EA your knees buckle the second you're hit with anything with mild intent to harm

[small glen]

Physic changes and likely the addition to jumping

[main orbit]

Does just the basic implementation of jumping lead to worse balance?

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/293 armor buff mod

[humble bloom]

Buffslop

[white frost]

is this new?

[plucky lake]

LOL

[main orbit]

Tbh its so fun unrealistically slapping a knights head around with my sword blade ill miss it

[grave pecan]

why not just install this
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/223

[humble bloom]

Chromes mod isnt super overpowered (probably) and I dont have the time or patience to balance mine anymore.

[grave pecan]

ill see it

[small dove]

hey guys

i like peanuts

bye guys

[restive barn]

my mod doesn't superbuff armor

in my desc it states that it "multiplies plate armor blunt protection by a factor of 100"

what kepon did was spam 9999999 on every cuirass

[grave pecan]

so thats why i was surviving falling from big city tower

[restive barn]

mhm

[restive barn]

this is an image of kepon's armor buff mod

for reference base game protection blunt is like 20 something

my buff buffs it to x100

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-danny-devito-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-real-gif-27425748

[lost rover]

So thats why Smitor’s cars didnt kill me

[restive barn]

yep

[lost rover]

And it demolished the other willies

They all had 5 broken joints and bloodied

[restive barn]

i was confused as to why my spells didnt do anything to the willies

[proud cliff]

I think I just blocked willie's neck stab with my neck

[grave pecan]

splinters

[restive barn]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dont-even-joke-lad

[lost rover]

Buffslop: The first mods of Haffsword EA and very loved by me, myself and I
Mapslop: Not really slop but has existed for a long time (Tech demo) discovered by Pioneer Luke
Gun”slop”: Requires skill of modlords but has existed since the tech demo times founded by Pioneer Luke
Loadout mods; BullShite 😡 😡!! Only useful for the first two days of HS before everyone unlocked everything

[proud cliff]

new move

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mwvHUYMDt_3qCYjy0?invite=cr-MSw1a1csNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[lost rover]

Where’s the glossy hall map i was promised 😡

[restive barn]

the what

[lost rover]

The devs

[restive barn]

man bongoblob made loadout mods wayy too accessable to make and ovrdth's armory kinda put the final nail in the coffin

[lost rover]

Ovrdth is dark horse

Never seen him in Discord chat or anywhere

I thought someone was knocking on the window but actually it’s my dad’s super loud snoring

[restive barn]

man i might aswell give up on all my hopes and dreams and release chrome334's weapon pack 5😔

[lost rover]

Is the weapon builder chrome like the green goblin mask

[grave pecan]

not gonna lie id love a reskinslop era

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask-mask-scene-reject-urge-gif-2558149218007024011

[grave pecan]

we already got a steel and blue armor retexture

[lost rover]

Oh yeah i want hello kitty pajamas

And plaid trousers

[restive barn]

the what

[lost rover]

Green goblin mask

[restive barn]

should be easy enough just change the character model and remove all head models

[restive barn]

no clue

[lost rover]

I love my kerbals

[grave pecan]

additionslop when

when will we get a mod that adds new armor

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-tail-orange-cat-silly-cat-cat-big-eyes-gif-14351918591311874294

blade gauntlets

[lost rover]

I think someone tried to do this

[restive barn]

if i figure out how to rig the models correctly

yes

[lost rover]

It didnt stick to the head

It just floated around

[restive barn]

lmao it didn't rig it properly

thats the main problem

but other than that custom armor should be easy

[lost rover]

Trainerslop: Old but not oldest and very prominent type of mod

[restive barn]

wtf is trainerslop

[lost rover]

Reshadeslop: some of the oldest stuff that halfsword has

[lost rover]

Halfsword trainer and HSE but theyre not slop

[restive barn]

thankfully they don't make that anymore

[restive barn]

codeslop

[lost rover]

I just like to call things slop

[restive barn]

lmao

[lost rover]

Githubslop

Halfslop

[onyx moon]

what an rko with the half sword enhancer

[lost rover]

Kind of weird that we still can’t afford a home

Still sleeping at the tavern

[onyx moon]

yeah

[lost rover]

As a noble that has killed multiple barons

And a million knights

[white frost]

🤔

[mighty lichen]

The Warstaff in my inventory after losing retribution

[lost rover]

For me it’s the noob flail

I love hitting trickshots with it

Headshots to the dome

[onyx moon]

impressive jackhammer at the end aswell

[granite ibex]

Any recent updates ? Not played for a while

[grave pecan]

no

[white frost]

holy shit 😭

[onyx moon]

shoulda never let me find out about hse

[lost rover]

You just gonna say that to THE homelander

His username is what he will turn you into if you talk smack

[versed wedge]

I managed to beat the soldier tourney without plate armor on the first try

[white frost]

congrats..

[mighty lichen]

LMFAO

[versed wedge]

I'm getting the hang of this polearm

[grave pecan]

but i'm THE omniman

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300510529382649878/1482590211547463881/togif.gif

[granite ibex]

Ur cute dawg

[lost rover]

https://tenor.com/view/fraudmortal-invincible-omni-man-immortal-immortal-invincible-gif-13794220886197271388

[grave pecan]

my name says omniman look

[restive barn]

hey

donwload mein mods

ty

[granite ibex]

Did you kill dev1-6

[grave pecan]

yes

they were inferior

[granite ibex]

Wow spoken like a true Viltrumite

[lost rover]

I did chromium ✌️

[white frost]

bro why does this always happen 😭

[granite ibex]

Yeeooo I need this

[onyx moon]

think its the clip feature buggin

smh..

[lost rover]

New Picasso painting sold for 3 billion dollars

[white frost]

i cant even skip to the good part

[onyx moon]

might do a bit of editing trickery and slap a bit of wwe commentary on it

[white frost]

not without reality distorting itself

[mighty lichen]

Bro has a sandevistian

[granite ibex]

Half sword sandevistan mod..

🗣️

[white frost]

this looks cool

[lost rover]

Willie in halfsword is a poor indie game character

I wish he was in the fruitful era of youtube

[grave pecan]

@restive barn when will you make the arquebus shoot with mouse1

[restive barn]

i won't

[white frost]

LMAO

[lost rover]

Itll poop

[restive barn]

it will interfere with normal handling

[lost rover]

Same thing

[grave pecan]

by how

just asking

[lost rover]

You wouldnt be able to punch

Or use other weapons at all

[lost rover]

Not really

But

Youll have a rogue arquebus

[grave pecan]

bind it to something closer tho

[lost rover]

I once tried this

Dropped it and it still shot

Imagine destruction if jt was binded to mouse

👿

[grave pecan]

mouse4 and mouse5

[lost rover]

Mouse dev 7

Carl Quest vs Omni man

[grave pecan]

why is the arquebus slow now

[grave pecan]

i wanna fire 5 hundred balls at a willie!

[lost rover]

Know your kerbonauts

[onyx moon]

lets goo

[mighty lichen]

Throwback to the time I smoked a sword

[pliant crest]

I like ya cut g

[onyx moon]

why is there a pak file thats 9 gb

is that like

the maps

the vanilla maps

[mighty lichen]

Main content file maybe?

[onyx moon]

it says pakchunk

[pliant crest]

bruh got bruhed on

breuh

[mighty lichen]

It's an archived version of the game's main contents that Unreal Engine stores to reduce resource spending when launching the game.

[onyx moon]

oh

so it is literally the whole game

[mighty lichen]

Pretty much, yeah.

[grave pecan]

this will be fun

[mighty lichen]

Neat right?

[mighty lichen]

Shit looks like a metal album cover

[pliant crest]

I love demo stabbing

SO much

[mighty lichen]

Bring back demo stabbing. Why must my right arm's "Stab" be an overhead swing?

[eternal scaffold]

great now i have to put another 40 hours in ksp trying to reach the mun

[pliant crest]

I just stabbed a dude's hand to block his strike

then wipped his hand around, snapping his arm and removing his face

[mighty lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-livestream-gif-5094518

[eternal scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-11194567722258738402

everytime i think of ksp2 i get depressed

[mighty lichen]

I don't know why they thought a sequel to an already legendary one-off game was a good idea.

[eternal scaffold]

I mean it had potental just bit off more than they can chew and you have to thank take two for there shutdown

such a niche game that requires so much work

[grave pecan]

gold mine

[mighty lichen]

It's like if they made a sequel to Terraria. It's just not necessary.

[eternal scaffold]

I think it was necessary

[grave pecan]

NEVERMIND

caps

[mighty lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/maçavras1-gif-16101498646883457546

[mighty lichen]

Demo throwback to this one time this guy survived despite missing his entire face and hands

[tidal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-king-arthur-black-knight-ive-had-worse-bad-situation-gif-6118886

[white frost]

L

[shy maple]

when update

[wild needle]

Dm me whoever has the game

[shy maple]

why

[shy maple]

buy the game yourself man

[wild needle]

cant really afford it atm

i have other things i need

[pliant crest]

demo > ea

[wild needle]

demo is boring

i got like

70h on it

[rotund palm]

can we completely remove hatchets from the game

[rotund palm]

pirate it

[tender quest]

just started playing

[sharp eagle]

or half of the swords

[wild needle]

dawg its too repetitive in demo

[rotund palm]

WHY

the swords dont completely destroy your entire organ set in one half assed swing

[shy maple]

same thing in ea

its the gauntlet but longer

[onyx moon]

sad i lost but what a stunner

[onyx moon]

an actual rko at the end??

[restive barn]

do i pull the trigger

[versed wedge]

bro demo is much inferior to ea

[pliant crest]

Nah

[versed wedge]

much less features and most of all no customizable gear

[mighty lichen]

"My 6'4 boyfriend works out and will beat your ass":

[mighty lichen]

And all of your classes being randomized so spending up to a minute finding a loadout you like was a pain.

[onyx moon]

what a piledriver at the end

[shy maple]

theres a mod for that gang

[grave pecan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tired-sleep-sleeping-gjsBu8ZUniOODwgPP5

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/293

[grave pecan]

how i be sleeping knowing the EA will get updated and it will be better than any previous versions of half sword

[mighty lichen]

Back in the demo that was the vanilla. I'm just glad we have the ability to insure goods and buy our pieces now.

[shy maple]

demo has a mod to save loadouts

[grave pecan]

the demo is more of a plug and play which is what i deeply love about the demo

the EA has a longer progression which is pretty fun too

[onyx moon]

looks like a sunset flip

[mighty lichen]

I'll give you that. The demo was much easier to pick up on.

[grave pecan]

i wish enemies were more randomized in terms of weapon
i don't wanna get the same set of boring commoners using the same shitty buckler

[mighty lichen]

I'm talking vanilla.

[shy maple]

ok

theres still a mod to save loadouts thats on you for not downloading it

[grave pecan]

if you were average on the demo you can be above average on EA

ea is pretty easy tbh

ai is more braindead (specially the zombies)
blunt damage is tweaked to the maximum

lots of stuff

but you gotta avoid the bugs

the lots of bugs

😭😭

[misty gazelle]

Crashing when you chop a guys head in half. Hate that.

[warped apex]

You can still do cool stuff

[mighty lichen]

I'd argue the AI is actually smarter, EA willies have comboed me pretty decent before. The physics engine is just wonky.

While willies in the demo were hard to take seriously as they just swung wildly.

[shy maple]

theyre too floppy

they swing wildly

[grave pecan]

they be spamming 4 sets of attacks

overhead
overhead
half sword grip swing
overhead

and the zombies are horrible i hate them

[warped apex]

I miss when they feinted lol

[grave pecan]

they're so stupid

and also they're tanky

[mighty lichen]

Not really, if you observe the Willies in the EA, they will rev up before swinging and keep distance, and only start attacking more haphazardly if the other party is doing the same.

[grave pecan]

i don't struggle agaisnt them but they're annoying

[mighty lichen]

The zombies suck because their only special move is running their big fat stupid head into your hands or collarbone and start munching.

[warped apex]

I am getting better with control once again

[grave pecan]

specially when you're in full plate armor

[warm citrus]

hey ya'll how you doing

[onyx moon]

cool clip but cropped yes

enjoy

[warm citrus]

was wondering if anyone knew wether or not the developers are planning to make the game able to run on MacOS systems as well

[warped apex]

@onyx moon i did a hip throw while as a begger

[mighty lichen]

The amount of bs I get when they somehow catch my knuckles and cancel out my attack is ludicrous.

[restive barn]

ur mac will burn😭

[warm citrus]

sacrifice i'm willing to make

[restive barn]

fr

i hate when im mid swing and their bullshit polearm comes in and liquifies my hands because apparently gauntlets don't exist now

[warped apex]

@restive barn can't wait to use the gun to parry

[shy maple]

i think a multiple pound weapon being swung at your hands would do that

[mighty lichen]

Block it with the bedwarmer pan in the Cellar. PubG style.

[grave pecan]

i think what i hate more is how the variety is kinda absent in the EA
I don't really give a shit about champions
its just the npcs that use the same basic sets with a recolor

[shy maple]

everyone wants the cool dudes from the abyss and gauntlet back

[restive barn]

sigh

the problem is

[warped apex]

@mighty lichen i am good with the crossbow I'll be meh with the gun lol

[restive barn]

that gauntlets do NOTHING

[shy maple]

they do

[restive barn]

and the fact that their weapon seems to gravitate towards our hands is NOT helpting

[restive barn]

LMAO

[shy maple]

your hands are being crushed man

[restive barn]

DOn't MAKE ME LAUGH

THE GAUNTLETS ARE SPLIT IN TWO SECTIONS

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[restive barn]

PLATE AND GLOVE

[shy maple]

if its chopping ur hand off thats a diff thing entirely

[warped apex]

I only want chainmail gloves or gloves in general

[grave pecan]

gauntlets are decent-ish

[restive barn]

THE PLATE'S HITBOX IS FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY SMALL

[shy maple]

i use chain half gauntlets cause they drippy

[restive barn]

THE GLOVE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PROTECTION

[shy maple]

ok and

[shy maple]

it does tho

[restive barn]

[grave pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385724918242476195/1490065317563466070/togif.gif

[restive barn]

me when i ragebait

[shy maple]

the gauntlets dont have palm protection

[grave pecan]

is this the most legendary bait of half sword

[shy maple]

youre getting mad on your own jit

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[mighty lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022326386922356847/1282107969395490863/IMG_3524.gif

[shy maple]

ragebait or not

[restive barn]

YOU'RE the one ragebaiting here

[white frost]

thank you im saving this

[vital bluff]

I don't think anyone is intentionally ragebaiting anyone here

[shy maple]

im not but ok

[restive barn]

you legit said the gloves have protection😂

[vital bluff]

Gauntlets do provide a bit less protection than desirable but they do still protect a fair bit

[shy maple]

they do

is your hand getting chopped off

use the chain half gauntlets theyre better ong

you cant get stabbed

[grave pecan]

never play at low render dist

[gray vigil]

What

[rotund palm]

guys how do i remove the auto parry

[shy maple]

the normal gauntlets have no palm protection

[shy maple]

meaning you can get stabbed through it

[gray vigil]

Yeah

[restive barn]

do you have ANY IDEA how ASTRONOMICALLY LOW 2.5 is for protection blunt lmao

[gray vigil]

You hold weapons

[grave pecan]

i hate when my character gets damaged a lil bit and now the weapons collide with my body and drop without me wanting to

[gray vigil]

That's what the palm is for

[restive barn]

i don't have them😔

[shy maple]

blunt works against everything

[gray vigil]

To grip stuff

[shy maple]

you can grip with chain

[restive barn]

yep and the fucking uhhh

[rotund palm]

WHEN I GET TAPPED ON MY SHOULDER AND SUDDENLY MY POLEAXE DOESNT WANT TO DO OVERHEADS ANYMORE

[restive barn]

blunt damage is extra effective on hands specifically or something

[mighty lichen]

I have to know, what practical reason is there to not having a strap on your helmet?

[shy maple]

you are bitching and moaning when the blunt damage hurts you

[grave pecan]

look cool

[restive barn]

si gyuh

[grave pecan]

thats really it

[restive barn]

Dude

[shy maple]

me when damage does damage to me

[mighty lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888312800882089994/954088015867830322/the_pestilence.gif

[restive barn]

even with an armor buff mod the gauntlets still take 8x damage or something

[rotund palm]

if ur gonna argue be respectful abt it

[shy maple]

helmet gets knocked off

[restive barn]

genuinely ridiculous

[grave pecan]

not really pratical

[shy maple]

man is legit whining over nothinh

[shy maple]

kinda

[rotund palm]

not really

ur being RUDE over nothing

[shy maple]

i dont want my helmet flying off mid fight

[shy maple]

just stating the facts here

[grave pecan]

he said "to not having a strap"

[shy maple]

oh

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-tail-orange-cat-silly-cat-cat-big-eyes-gif-14351918591311874294

[shy maple]

yeah not having one is not good

[grave pecan]

strapless helmets are just if you wanna look slightly cooler

[shy maple]

if you have a bevor you wont even see it

[restive barn]

man my main point is that for some reason the polearms do ridiculous damage and have auto aim or something to hands even with gauntlets on

[grave pecan]

eh

[mighty lichen]

I thought the logic with an unfastened helmet was to have it take most of the force when being broken and blown away with blunt force? Kind of like a motorbike helmet and how they're meant to break to divert away force.

[restive barn]

which is an objectively true statement

i've literally went through the game files before

[shy maple]

not really

auto aim

[restive barn]

maybe not auto aim thats very exaggeration

[shy maple]

polearms are legit like up to 2kg

thats almost 5 pounds

of course its gonna smash ur fingies to bits

[restive barn]

yep, but however it still can LIQUIFY my arms and gauntlets for no reason whatsoever

like i can literally get broken bones just from polearms even in armor

in one hit

[mighty lichen]

Getting obliterated by five pounds is crazy work

Couldn't be me.

[shy maple]

"for no reason whatsoever" is a 5 pound mace

[misty gazelle]

That’s kinda their point in a way. lol.

[mighty lichen]

I drink my milk.

[grave pecan]

dunno

[restive barn]

armor works

🌚

[shy maple]

it does

in fact

[signal reef]

would be cool if we could get at least some sneak peak wip stuff if we dont get updates

[shy maple]

if youre playing on like max damage or something i wonder why ur arm breaks easily

[restive barn]

last time i tried i got my message deleted

[restive barn]

nah js normal dmg

[shy maple]

never had an issue with em on normal

i think you just bootycheeks at da game

[signal reef]

you tried to leak some? xD

[shy maple]

they do WIP showcases

[restive barn]

yes

[signal reef]

where

[grave pecan]

some people found some maps in the files

[shy maple]

but they need to make the foliage and shit less intensive its so horrible

[signal reef]

last was before ea

[rotund palm]

bro NOT CHROME

[grave pecan]

yeah

[restive barn]

i have 1600 hours in the demo and 400 hours in the full version i am jimmy half sword

[grave pecan]

i don't think they wanna spoil whats coming

[shy maple]

#work-in-progress

[restive barn]

they did a few times but its still pretty bad

[shy maple]

but still yapping about hands

[shy maple]

it is

[misty gazelle]

Crushed his lil fingies.

[shy maple]

the models are way too detailed they could tone it down