#halfsword-chat-⚔
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I like fallout grass
hello conquest
Luke skywalker
i didnt know about him
Top 3 worst TWD characters (season 1-3 finale)
3- Andrea
2- Carl
1- Carl again, fuck him
carl and coral
I hate carl
Yeah ricks voice sounds so weird ik
Hershel is my fav character and Im 6 episodes away from his death Im so sad
He can do magic
stop watching twd, twd is massively overrated and boring af
Like shoot infinite bullets
twig
So far Im entertained
you just wait
Its way better than breaking bad
I wanna get to negan
someone died from watching twd
Did they come back as a walker
they came back at a very young age
yeah breaking bad is also overrated, had to take a 6 month break to finish that show.
I took a 6 month break,watched 1.5 seasons, got bored again
Coraaaaaaal coraaaaaaal there’s walkeeeeeerssss Coraaaaaaaaal
yeah, tried better call saul after that but literally quit after 2 seasons
or 1
His voice reminds me of the guy that said “Guys will cheat on a girl whos a 10 with a girl whos a 5”
We can olive together
conquest moment
“Drep yer wep’n sun”
-Hershel
Infinite ammo shotgun
I had to rewatch the scene to see if he ever reloaded
Shotgun works only on willpower, and Hershel’s got plenty of that
The shotguns only infinite if you’re pure of heart
oh my god
The true shotgun are the friends we made along the way ig
quadrillionth fatal error
burg hates sticks a lot btw guys
yes
i like polearms
you hate sticks
When they are so hairfull and they start wiggling their beautiful head
sticks are called staffs
yes
you hate sticks and love poleaxes
Warstaff 2 ❤️
no
yes
sticks are called staffs
its not even on fire yet
we need to go back talking about half sword
When my friend says he’s not lying but I see his pants not extinguish the flames I just threw him
Y is your character so majestic
Im too lazy toenter blender but I promised myself I’d make a furry mod
nobody cares because this is dead chat
gn fella
i do not care
hello dead chat
hi
sup
hello
BADmorning…
give
Make the bridge taller
Thats a disappointing height ngl if that’s the real map
smacked someone in the neck with a lamp and heard a loud pop sound then he despawned instantly
does that mean neck snap
could be a bit taller
Is this the actual map leak or are you making your own?
I was hoping for like a narrow bridge going over a valley or something, that would be intense
Sorta like the bridge on slums
Speaking of the bridge on slums can someone just go in and like anchor the bridge down or something
this is the one from the game's files so im sure i can't release it, so i might just make something like that
would be cooler fs
Lame. Lame that you can’t release it, but REALLY lame if that’s the map theyre gonna release for the bridge.
Thats not at all what I pictured
maybe have like a physical rope bridge where if you cut the ropes the bridge falls
i feel its a bit wide for a narrow passage
it's probably just gonna be a hole
they have a showcase of it on their social media
lemme find it rq
You could probably fit the whole carriage from the forest map on that big ass bridge
you forgot the big pit too
theres like variations of it
Knights in full armor try new "realistic" poleaxe fighting in Half Sword
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Okay im fine with those depths
this is the big pit
i know that one
dont think they'll use that tho
Bridge needs to be way higher up though, and actually a narrow passage not a big bridge going over a channel in a town
I thought it would be like the cellar map but with a hole in the center
something like that
its called the pit not the pits
if they dont use that one ima crash out
traps
thats a different one
what it is then
this one
Tf is that grey thing
so are the logs in hall but you dont see that being called trap
Nah you can’t fool me that’s a hotwheels
why did they use the first blood image for retribution
was first blood supposed to be its own mode
and not like a modifier
They should’ve called it metal spikey foot thing to step on trap
I think the narrow passage map would be better if it had the traps in the hall
yeah but thats less cool
Says you
crayfish is a tuff name
"Devs stop making cool maps"
I wouldn’t be afraid of a crayfish. I would be afraid of a metal spikey foot thing to step on trap
It’s NOT..COOL
Fighting on a bridge is FUCKING cool
but you dont step on it, it moves back and forth and murders your shins
yo would anybody here be able to help me with a bug?
i mean js squish it ig
lol
The bridge is super wide, and it’s going across a channel of water Thats like 5 feet across and 5 feet deep. That is NOT cool. It would be cool if they put the bridge over a valley or something. falling would be scary. Mf going for a brisk swim on this one
True it does need to be higher
But bridges are FUCKING cool
but fr my camera is legit stuck in the ground whenever i try to get into progession mode and I cant do anything idk if thats a common bug or not
You need to hear the bones breaking when they touch the floor when falling down
i added the water, it's not originally there
Low-key the water should be there
i'd be mad but yknow thats js water under the bridge
ba dum tss
But that just makes it lame anyway with the bridge height
You know what
Your life expectancy has dropped significantly
You can be moderator
hell yeah
Hey, anyone running into an issue where your character crouches permanently after looking at the floor?
Someone spill a glass of milk so I can also make a very clever joke, but about spilled milk and crying
i spilled a can of doctor pepper is that good enough
Dont milk over cried Dr Pepper haha
NO!!!!!!!
Damnit
i know that house
What’s the address
MY HOUSE
there isnt one anymore
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
i blew it up
NOOOOOO
is it possible to neck snap with bare hands
yea
Can we get a lightsaber as a easter egg
Like imagine getting that as an easter egg
@little verge
Boring
What about katana?
Maybe it is hard to like code it maybe? And maybe it is to defualt to make it into game the lightsaber?
@little verge
im tryna mod that in rn
Yeah but they could atleast make a fun easter egg like old games
they got ufos already what more do you want
I just trynna get them new updates and i love the bees updates
conquest moment
Does Anybody know how to fix this bug where no matter how far i get in the proggresion gamemode everytime i reboot the game i've been reset to the begger rank and have to watch the intro !
ur save file is likely corrupted so you have to go into files and delete it manually
anything thats 0kb in the file explorer really
bro why can't i send images in this channel 😭
you need to be level 2
its to prevent bots
3*
I barely remember what level it is
you’re also level 3
im now deeply convinced with the idea that i am the best halfsword player ever
someone get me on the phone with @weak roost NOW
medal clips please
fuck i dont have good clips i dont think, ill dig around a bit
i mostly say that for other reasons though
why is he lying gif
I rarely clip my gameplay but I just play so I can let out pent up anger from people
which often ends up with 200 dead ai that want to kill me in the abyss
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/murLArUaJdluZjIjX?invite=cr-MSx4aG8sNjAxMTMyMjU4&v=8
love that halberd point control, so diabolically light feeling
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oh yeah hold on, someone analyze this shit with me rq
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he does a range probe swing to test me, i react with a good hard hit from the left, he tries to recover with a sloppy wing and i catch his shit FUCKING EASILY, and then bring it into a great swing to the upper head which he FUCKING BLOCKS WITH HIS BIG ASS ARM SOMEHOW, WHILE DRAWING HIS WEAPON TO WHICH I FALL ONTO AND DIE
barely any news on recent updates
plenty, actually
dude thats basic
yeah?
thats basic
i never said it was crazy lol?
I use everything from poleaxes, spears, halberds, warstaffs, flails, casted maces, normal maces, arming swords, longswords, daggers, hourglasses, chairs, pretty much everything that I can beat the shit out the ai with
yeah bro chairs
fucking barrels, and buckets are more funny
by the time i beat the game a few hours after EA released, i swore by longarms
I use anything I can grab
spin shit is still wicked cool, i dont particularly care to do it
Sadly I’m unable to use the ai as a weapon
yeah its a bit more fatal for you to try and do it in ea but its still possible
wrong actually, ive tossed beggars into their friends
it still works where it does
do i spare him? (i broke both his legs so hes a sitting duck)
hell no
break his arms
its tricky to pull off i tell ya
i remember when people were first posting kick clips lmao
man i cant hit a damn spinkick to save my life 😭
god I got too good at that to where I could only kick Willie in the head
do i spare this one
no
the only ones i don't spare are warstaff users
for a few days I did spare all of them but wasn’t in the best mood
i fight respectfully (let them get back up and such)... except if they use the fucking plancon when i dont have a longarm
unironically i love fighting them when i have a longarm, so easy to parry away
no i js murder everyone unless i dont have the patience to
I’m pretty sure I’ve blocked a warstaff with a longsword
you can block a lot of things with a long sword
ive blocked everything with everything and can confirm blocking works
yeah I’ve blocked flails from bashing my skull in
willie jetpack
put a pitchfork in him and you'll get liftoff
i've blocked and parried the logs in hall with flail
@quaint ingot just need to flip him over and cook him like a patty
@quaint ingot
hes face down and sitll making eye contact with you
that aint good twin 😭
next victim
does the choking thing even work?
where you grab willy's head or their neck and willy starts making choking noises
like does it do anything
it gets them to surrender
damn got this mf out with a straight punch
I mean yea
depends on the size and material
not to mention density
kinda insane icl
I'm starting to think that it's more effective to shove weapons up a zombie's ass than it is to stab them in the face
i once shoved an ENTIRE GOD DAMN GOLDEN 2.52KG SWORD into a zombie's spinal cord AND HE STILL DIDNT DIE
Speculation: Even in death, your opponents still care about their chastity, and taking that away from them make them go "fuck this, i'm out"
he died to a stab on the hand
Yeah, the damage system can be funny like that. This guy thinks he's still fit for combat, despite the farmer in the background protesting against the commoner's foolishness
I'm convinced that you can become godzilla in vanilla hs
i will reach 150KG soon.
nah, thats pretty average
fucking pussy is just staying away
i wasn't even actively angry this time
oh its this halfslop guy again
mods ban him for alt evading
im sure you like evaded with a alt three times
three alts
i mean
first alt was skibidius
is skibidius your old brother
he was well mannered than slophalf
oh well just say random things in chat
this chat is dead anyways
🤔 account created 12th april of 2026
huh
its the half slop guy again
that is someone second account
bro is an alt
alt of an alt of an alt
thousandth account just to agrue because of a indie game
account created today
the account created date u dumbass
in one server im in
warn⚠️ ⚠️
dork
he think he tuff why he is chating and proof
bypass⚠️ ⚠️
bro look at ur account created date
yeah bro
<@&1080390104562016306> alt bypassing slur
it is today created dude 😢
because i am not english men dude
i am from south korea lol
i am not from us
easy there thousandth alt account
you just create these accs just to agrue on this game
0/10 ragebait
this wasn't in the demo but it was in the ea
ragebait or low iq your call
dude this is open test
banned
good riddance
w mod
w speed
every week there's another alt of this fucking guy
small dumb guy event
oh shit that tutorial seems peak
tommorow hes gonna make another alt
which mod banned him
silly mod
yo wait
amazing
oh samofsaturn
NAH
thanks sam
why u deleted it 😢
what
i did nOT delete it
i might get smited
what was that deleted message
unreleased tutorial map
leaks
it's WOnderbeast NOO
are you cursed to forever talk in gifs
Bro caught you in real time
lol
i'm gonna recieve a kind message from dyno
True gif
hi mr mcwonderbest why dev no talkie to us
likely busy
that too
to earn the right to work
nda from who
real footage of chrome after posting hidden stuff in the game files
devs i assume
arent they self-publishing and self-developing
imma recieve a kind message from dyno
not self published
game seer, the people who made beamng, are the publishers
i dont think the publisher has any say in when or what they communicate to us though, no?
idk
men i like normal
EVIL seer
game seer sees all
idk man i just want the devs to communicate abt what the hell they're doing instead of radio-silencing for months
but that might just be me
i don't know
🌚
we all do but they be locked tf in
Any news on jousting updates
frank is a rabid animal and they have to find him in the woods
I’m use to it with Void interactive
before they start updating
frank has like 2 self inserts in the game
im sure their hard development doesent stop them from typing out a message for 10 minutes
im not kidding
the baron and the head named frank
and baron
What head?
the baron is named francis
the baron is a fraud
how
named frank if u dig into ur save
Any news on jousting? I heard it was an update
no
no signs of it in the game files
everytime someone asks for update
devs take a extra month to work on it
as for now
his dollar store gold plate armor gets fucked by my random pointy pick i found on the ground
the update will be scheduled on november 5051
which knight will win
its made from fool's gold
PPG in the wild
right knight
thought id never see the day
he is holding the sword straight
they're running
who died
yes men
that is right
it is fast hit than higher knight
im about to get racist
ah
I am hosting a joust tourney because chrome's is not in my liking 😡
quagmire you dont have to do this
no one died but left knight's pelvis is broken and his legs have been stabbed
quag is no more, it is evil quag now
noooooooooooo
left knight
i wasn't there when that happened
me too
right knight is completely fine
ok make your jouster
upload it to the workshop
no firearms
no explosives
and u must use that one horse contraption
and your character must be able to bear the weight of his armor
does the game work now
yes
i remember watching the people playground videos 3 years ago
like when it was popular
left knight is dying
holy beam of death and despair
phase links
he's dead
left knight is dead
right knight wins
for some reason the greaves are really easy to puncture
what does the knight look like
a ninja
now who'll win
no
rondel man
which one
also i think left knight
ok here's a breakdown of the injuries
right knight: knocked out by sheer blunt force trauma
legs are also damaged
and he just suffered major brain damage
and just died
left knight is still on his horse, but right knight stabbed his legs
@frank rose
alright
wafflehouse.jpg
dead chat
give him a vambrace bro
you're allowed to use fixed cables
Nein my knight must have impact absorption and crumple zone
lag supreme
do you need max strengh to neck snap with bare hands
soon
lolol
Ok maybe i need to use fixed cable
Normal is too weak
the helm gon get knocked off
He's finished
wt
Who wins between these two
Optimization what 😡
you need level 2
Вам нужен 2 й уровень
I don't think this boss will win his respective tourney
why do you have no helmet
That's how the Veteran boss in the demo fought
Honestly, playing as the bosses of Peasant, Commoner, and Soldier kinda sucked
where is ur helmet
baku bradar
The veteran boss didn't have one. Wanted to see if i could fight my way up until the Veteran tourney as their respective demo bosses
what is this stupid comment brader deleted this brader
ok brader
literal ape activities
next comment brader
Ngl your character heavily reminds me of Hector from the castlevania animated show
I needed to rely on mercenaries to win Soldier tier, since halberd/bastard/buckler kinda sucks ass for a weapon combination
lemme guess everything got fucked up
holy shit brader
Even with less armor, I'm fairly certain that the Militia Grete Champion would have a better chance against the Soldier tourney than the Soldier Grete Champion
I love my horsey and my horsely love me
no
vak you brader pls make the palf hword sorn brader
ME IN PALF HWORD SORN
death
meanie
vak you brader deleted this stupid comment
tipo
next comment brader
what are you saying bradar
trolling isnt allowed
close thread
close the damn thread
brader pls close this brader
bradar
vak your self brader
vak you brader i called Spetsnaz
what do russians do besides watch gore all day and spreading hate on the internet
i called the polis first
brader fak ur self
Bradar zelensky and puten say vak yourself
oh yeah and play ppg all day too
ban
imagine playing ppg👀
brader what is this stupid comment brader vak your self delted this brader
i think i can tell
vak your self brader
dude
brader speak english
bradar dont check https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1492785281454047405
what the fuck is that brader
why does the weirdest shit always happen when im gone
Detal mick
yeah
brader what the fuck is this stupid comment brader
deleted this
he posted a nsfw gif in the suggestion
dorse hick
pls make poblox rorn vrader
bro shut up bradaer
pillie worn
rate the thumbnail
fresh sunlight
Is it ever worth it to craft knives?
yes
don't use open face helms
TIL that you need the shortest sword handle to have the 1h and 2h grip
You hate stiiiiiiicks
gif stealer
⚠️
Stick hater
gif stealer
stick hater
gif stealer
This is the worst wood splinter you could get
no
Mmmm if every object with enough velocity can cause damage
That means its possible to win a match with a headbutt
Or with Nolan's move
Spinkicks are a thing
Indeed
The camera spin gives momentum to the kick and adds acceleration For a final blast
no
Mmmmm silver hand
thats conquest's brother
What could be worse than the baron's toothpick piercing your balls?
Super cancer
Damn The boys walk like dead
anybody else got a cat in here
Why the fuck would it be between mclovin and Mohamed
Both start with m
Holy moly a bot account just posted an invite to a scamming not safe For work site
no
for realistic
need to play on peanut mode potato mode still blows my sh up
was it needed to model every single atom on the map
i was trying to make him land on his body not his head
for realism and money🤑
wth are u doing
stop that
hes a human
too
balls
bro...
can someone read [ˌnʲʉ̠ːmənoʊˌʌlˤt͡ʃʷɻ̊ʷəˌmaɪkʷɻ̊ʷəˌskɒpɪkˌsɪlɪ̈kəʊˌvɒlˤkʲʰeɪnoʊˌkʰəʊniˈoʊsɪs]
omg
MY LIFEEE
has lead up to this moment
The manor is a mask a skunk can slither voldemort entrails kobeni boobs
Nle choppa has sucked dick before
holy hair
wait a minute
is that blood or hair
the fuck is that
carnage symbiote
lucky ahhh choppa 😔 ...
you will grow up to have a wife and 2 kids
one day you will login to your discord account after a 14 hour shift at the hospital and see your old messages
and you will think
to yourself ofc
"man i wish i could have fulfilled my wishes"
then you will go to your beautiful wife and ask her to put ona strap on
Bro, I can't any longer for the update
FL meme
Lets Work BRUH
I love fl
actually my man so i dont need my partner to have a strap on ☝️
dun dun bush dun dun bush
bush dun dun bush dun dun
lalalalalalalalalala
dun dun dun dun
Fuck
@khali
Sounds like 007
@vivid niche uyou do
its pussy fart by lil shit
boi
grow a garden reference
time to check on my daily plants
embed fail + ping fail 😹
Nah, mental asylum reference
guys
Arkham asylum
you will grow up to become a succesful police captain that succumbs to a work accident 10 years into the job
AIDS is the work accident
what if he puts a condom on
he has TB and coughs all over u
shut it steam
theyre the good guys
my littlke pony
orchestral or beats
i shot a black kid for being black vibes
enrique
Both, I like to make lots of genres
verbatim
Un nombre español de cojones
stealing this, thx
i have it protected by copyright law
see, this is called lying
@restive barn
what key
it's a bit muddy and simple
I made it in 5 min so
Didn't have time to remaster
ts straight booty
balright gng
Thanks
It doesn't have to be complex to be good though
yeah but it's just very lacking and muddy
As I said, I made it in 5 minutes and lit deleted the fl project
im kidding
then can i hear some of ur better stuff
its just a little messy
Ssssazddaasfasasf
every time i tell somebody i make music they assume i make beats or rap songs
Ig
we must communicate telepathically
i compose orchestral music.
where musics
it's good but why so much reverb
and the melody feels a bit random
I love reverb
That's the idea
except for the arpeggio obv
i hear like 5000 1 beat long musical ideas
dew it
nah ts isnt it
What ever
srry gng🚶♂️➡️🚪
Bye
❓
hi chrome
hi monkeymike
Gtg
by
fence mod when
once i fix
on the topic of music im trying to make music for the backgrounds of half sword videos right now
I appreciate your feedback @restive barn , but to be honest, they are very dry responses
dry
this was rly good until you changed up the theme
shouldve gon with some like
okay bradar lemme listen
How many years have you been making music @restive barn , just give me an idea
like 3? 4? not sure
Alr
this is what i have right now
why is it mono
the flute vst doesn't sound good
give me the midi for the flute channel
trust
cani have the flp
i like this alot
for like half sword music
headshot
might just pirate kontakt
um why?
i wanna make soem changes
hold on
some dude once came up to me and said "yo my friend's gay and he likes you"
i just realised that this dude aint just calling me ugly
he's calling me gay too😭
i turn the project into a zip right
stand ready for my arrival worm
why the fuck is he so buff😭
because hes conquest
but yeah i just got called chopped and gay and life is TOTALLY worth living rn
what is komplete kontrol for kontakt
istg school is just a humiliation ritual for people who aren't tall and freakishly buff]
mortal kombat
only thing that showed on this one piracy site
komplete kontrol is a bundle that i believe has a bunch of shit lemme echewck
nvm it's free
i sent you a friend request cus i dont think i can send zips here
isn't this channel HS only? wha
well i prob can but i dont wanna get sniped
we forgor\
fair but just saying yknow
cool stab pose GO!
conquest
huh
tourney
yes
alr
still waiting on updates
hoping for this month
not that confident tbh
im hoping they fix the hands physics
lwk pissing me off when my poleaxe is constantly doing 360s in one hand and then being unable to swing after it gets knocked out my hands
i hate this so much that it’s funny
should i beat up the baron or kill him honorably
twist him
twist his balls
baron finisher
decided to do this
you will never match the strength of a viltrumite
since i got bored
i think i will
how
because viltrumites aren't real
Willie Musashi
you're saying that like I'm not fighting boss 5 after I kill the other one
and also I like going crazy over Willie's face
ouch
I love fucking up his face to the point where his teeth show up
in yer face.
DAMN he's jacked
i just grab them by the knee or the ass
my dude loses grip anywhere

