halfsword-chat-⚔

[frank rose]

fooolllll

[soft osprey]

What about the weast tower?

[frank rose]

the west tower has been destroyed

demolished

[soft osprey]

Baron is a broke mf

Cant even fix his tower

[restive barn]

what about the north tower

[soft osprey]

Probably spent too much on his fuck ass gold armor

That still looks stupid

Money cant buy taste

[frank rose]

gold taste better than tower

[restive barn]

all that gold but still no hauberk or tabard

[soft osprey]

I hate the barons armor, genuinely. Most of it looks stupid

[frank rose]

baron gets all the money from williehub

[soft osprey]

I don’t like it’s all gold, it’s too much. I hate the helmet, chest piece(whatever it’s called)

[restive barn]

the armet looks too chunky

[frank rose]

chunky like you

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-game-theory-vs-bob-fnf-friday-night-funkin-vs-bob-gif-12176028033304353407

[soft osprey]

I literally hate anyone that does better than me or has more than me in life, Thats not a debate. But Thats not this, hes just stupid and ugly

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-dog-blue-dog-bluer-cute-gif-26965062

[restive barn]

dw twin i hate this meat suit im in too

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/sludge-mom-home-goog-google-gif-14206054267802833418

[soft osprey]

I think I’ll get a new one

[frank rose]

Arthur martgin: eeehhh potato potato you get my point savvy?

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-dog-doge-soge-blue-soge-gif-15796248292631028945

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-15497591559059497759

[frank rose]

i can do better bro

[white frost]

??!!!

really??!

[frank rose]

i just shart on the opponent

instant win

[white frost]

how

[frank rose]

read my messages

[white frost]

praying this would be an actual mechanic

LOL

[frank rose]

willie feces

[white frost]

would be disgusting tho

shitting on your opponents??!!

https://tenor.com/view/luigiexe-scaryluigi-gif-7719236907921770176

[frank rose]

it wont

[frank rose]

its been a common practice in the medieval times

[restive barn]

lmao some half sword content creator js called me the r word that i don't think im allowed to say here

[near garnet]

luigi

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/chii-kawa-chiikawa-chiikawa-beat-beating-ow-gif-16647359826059400487

[white frost]

dude what

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464358319627042957/1483563404458201200/attachment.gif

[white frost]

whats that one term again where once you say it you would like throw your waste outside your house

[restive barn]

anyway i lowered the fence on my "by the fence" map

should be easier to fight now

[white frost]

is this gonna be a mod or just a thing of yours

[restive barn]

mod

[white frost]

oh

[frank rose]

it still sucks👹

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-monkey-monkey-skull-hamlet-gif-20533161

[restive barn]

okay Burg

[white frost]

GRAH!!!

[frank rose]

what if i bully you instead

i never intended for it to be rude folk

[white frost]

we need a mechanic where we can do feces desecration in halfsword

https://tenor.com/view/small-black-midget-toss-midget-toss-le-ballon-gif-26293716

would be cool

[frank rose]

bowser fart

[white frost]

that would be actually interesting

[frank rose]

urah grahahahaha

[white frost]

throwing this to your opponent??!!

[vital bluff]

calling it now someone would definitelly upload a picture of their opponent covered in a mountain of shit

[restive barn]

oh yeah btw

i have full access to the game files

what do u wanna see from it

[vital bluff]

willie's willie

[restive barn]

it's just a knob

[white frost]

would not wanna experience this IRL (everyone wont also)

[restive barn]

waht else

[vital bluff]

I dunno actually

I never thought about what I'd wanna see from datamined halfsword

[restive barn]

anything

except for the game code of course

can't leak that

[frank rose]

does he know gif

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-bruh-he-doesnt-know-RXtD0Rt2xrUxIvJYkP

[restive barn]

maybe

prolly just an arquebus

[white frost]

.

is there like a normal bow and arrow in the files or nah

[restive barn]

btw i can't seem to find any hint of the custom healdry in the game files

which is sad

[frank rose]

let us parleden rather than parleden

[soft osprey]

Well they showed clips of it so it’s definitely something they have, just didnt put it in yet i guess because of YOU! They knew you’d try to access it early

Like some kind of

Early access

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scaryfaceinc-markiplier-iron-lung-cursed-mAmyGpKoHSx5NPIHSD

[frank rose]

ea sports

[restive barn]

what they DID leave in the files, however

are the new nationalities

[frank rose]

new leak confirmed

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-bath-angry-play-gif-16044377

[restive barn]

nope not telling u whats in the list🚶‍♂️‍➡️🚪

[frank rose]

france and uk

[ocean hinge]

can i be added to half sword

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-this-he-she-ah33NGwdLWGAJEtpnF

[ocean hinge]

i am kucide

[restive barn]

france im pretty certain is

[white frost]

so uh

[frank rose]

french

[white frost]

why do u want to be added in the game

[restive barn]

but currently every name is german

[gilded breach]

is it too early to start fiending for update?

[ocean hinge]

because i like half sword

[frank rose]

did you forget frank is french

[white frost]

nah dont

[white frost]

cool

[sly fable]

nah i dont think so its a early acsess game

[gilded breach]

k ill try again next week

[ocean hinge]

thanks

[white frost]

next week is medieval fest

i mean

[ocean hinge]

so can i be added to half sword

[white frost]

next next week

[restive barn]

except for frank bcz his name isn't in the german name data asset

[white frost]

uhh

[restive barn]

also

[white frost]

nah your good

https://tenor.com/view/peepeepoopoo-gif-22661777

[frank rose]

i have found

new armor in the game files

[restive barn]

which one

[ocean hinge]

im so exited to make my appearance in half sword

[frank rose]

a bar of metal

[restive barn]

path

[white frost]

Nah..

[frank rose]

insert path

[ocean hinge]

im doing rehersals now

[white frost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929350865989550090/1127103968066162761/image0-3-4.gif

[frank rose]

i am going to die

goodbye

[ocean hinge]

📲 🚑

the ambulance is coming

hang on!!!

[frank rose]

oh my

[white frost]

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-stare-rigby-tongue-gif-12118654088387148905

[frank rose]

atleast it was worth it

[white frost]

fence mod when @restive barn

[frank rose]

enrique

does he know gif

[restive barn]

soon

it's quite finished just gotta fix a few bugs

[white frost]

oh ok

[restive barn]

2v1

[white frost]

will the fences avoid yk

us getting knockbacked or sum

[restive barn]

if you run towards it it will hurt

[white frost]

but if i walk is it fine

[restive barn]

just avoid running into it

[white frost]

oh

[brazen topaz]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/11531261243050867828/16AA93F053386B04B961F8A29B4610985FCFAD35/

aint ts cool

[restive barn]

genuine buffslop

[brazen topaz]

what the hell is buffslop

[near garnet]

slop that’s buff

[restive barn]

lmao it's a term me and a few of my modder friends came up with to describe these many buff willie mods on nexus

[brazen topaz]

aint even that bad 💔

[restive barn]

yeah i know there's just so many buff willie saves and they get so many downloads they often overshadow more hardworking mod creators like me

[brazen topaz]

its not that hard

to make it yourself

you dont need a mod for it

so idk why that effects youy

you*

[near garnet]

Let’s Mod BRUH

[restive barn]

8.5k downloads

[white frost]

nexus mods has like a ton of users uploading the same buff thing, which gets like so much downloads, while he actually like makes mods that are different 💔

[restive barn]

more downloads than my gun mod

[white frost]

Chrome made rainy nights, which is actually a cool mod that adds the raining system

While you see like 5-10 buff slop mods all over nexus that has more downloads than this 💔

[restive barn]

more fence content

[white frost]

I genuinely want this actually

[restive barn]

lmao it's very cool

[white frost]

I just wanna drag my opponent to my side

[restive barn]

you could do that before i lowered the fence by 20 cm

[white frost]

oh

[brazen topaz]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/11531261243050867828/16AA93F053386B04B961F8A29B4610985FCFAD35/
anyway aint ts tuff

[restive barn]

i think you still can tho

[brazen topaz]

wait

its the same thing

nvm

damnit

[white frost]

u got more clips

I'm bored

[restive barn]

i love the fence it forces people to go up close

[brazen topaz]

i do but i thought it was sum else

[white frost]

I see

[restive barn]

plus colliding hafts tickles my brain\

[brazen topaz]

i gotta dig em up

from steam

[white frost]

Jousting but without horses

LOL

[white frost]

could you like remove the pointy thing from the fences so it's easier

or like make it shorter

[restive barn]

nah it gives more opportunities of attack

[brazen topaz]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/11531261243050867828/16AA93F053386B04B961F8A29B4610985FCFAD35/

there

[restive barn]

plus it forces you to think more

[brazen topaz]

.

WAIT

ITS THE SAME THING

[restive barn]

are you sure

[brazen topaz]

DAMNIT

WHY

💔

[white frost]

uhh

[white frost]

It would be a cool variant

[pine spoke]

💯 Weight reset is genuinely the most urgent issue with the game right now

[brazen topaz]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10149017105615968507/5FC0BCA45CCB226DE73FD61D257922EE50378227/

there.,.,,

a new clip

[crimson compass]

Yeah it's really annoying. IDK I have kind of given up on the EA until they fix the physics and various bugs, went back to the demo

[fickle hound]

Man I hope the devs don't make the common medieval game mistake of not listening to the people who actually play and test their game

and that they fix the physiccs

instead of justifying it in patch notes

[crimson compass]

I'm not that confident. If you read dev responses on a lot of the issues it seems intentional, at least partially

[brazen topaz]

i think that, the abyse should kinda have something like examina personally

big ol dungion

[crimson compass]

They kind of spent a year developing it and either didnt playtest it at all or have a very different vision than what the community actually wants

That's the only explanation

[fickle hound]

I'm not confident either, their egos about what they think is a good product are exceeding what is actually going to maintain a playerbase

classic taleworlds tier problem

[restive barn]

according to wonderbeast the playtesters apparently liked the blunt damage

[brazen topaz]

me to

[brazen topaz]

i loved being able to pop the heads from willies

[crimson compass]

I dont think the playtesters did much tbh

It seems like they did the playtesting too late in development to even change anything anyways

[subtle totem]

they had "playtesters" picked out before they announced ea, and then they decided against the playtest or closed test or whatever.

[fickle hound]

some undisclosed small amount of playtesters versus thousands of people who've been playing

[restive barn]

they're implementing that later. the head popping meshes are already in the game files

[crimson compass]

Because if the game WAS playtested, then why the fuck are the wrists still like that?

[restive barn]

more fenceslop

[brazen topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/score-oh-yes

[fickle hound]

have yet to have a match that replicates the smoothness/precision of the demo/playtest

[brazen topaz]

do you just like adding slop at the end of words

[restive barn]

yep lmao

[crimson compass]

wordslop

[restive barn]

slopslop

[crimson compass]

addslop

[restive barn]

halfswordslop

[brazen topaz]

alrightslop islop seeslop theslop visionslop

[crimson compass]

halfslop

[restive barn]

swordslop

[white frost]

what

[brazen topaz]

itsslop justslop howslop weslop talkslop

gotslop aslop problemslop withslop thatslop

?slop

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-15497591559059497759

[brazen topaz]

whoslop isslop thatslop ?slop

[restive barn]

truthnukeslop

[frozen wyvern]

slopslop

[restive barn]

parmyjarmyslop

[crimson compass]

slop is gonna get added to their brainrot filter at this rate lol

[brazen topaz]

whoslop isslop truthnukesslopslop

[frozen wyvern]

😭slop

[fickle hound]

Its been how long now that they've been working on the weight system, its possible they simply lack the ability to make a good one and that's understandable for a small team, it should be reverted to the last good and stable point and the effort should be redirected towards adding content and fixing the shitty UI and game flow

[restive barn]

truthnukesslopslopslop

[fickle hound]

Barely anything patched since the game was made available

[cedar harness]

does HS enhancer work on early access ver?

[brazen topaz]

i am the cookieman

my cookies are delicious

[fickle hound]

I'm pretty sure there's an autistically obsessed guy or 2 on the team who think they can get the weight system right and they're going to tank the entire livlihood of this game over it

[crimson compass]

My issue is less with the low speed of updates but more with confusion on why certain things are even that way in the first place. How did the flaccid wrists even make it into the EA version? Why is free mode completely useless? Why even let the weight slider go up that much when making weapons when it makes the weapons completely useless? Why make the alt not a stab for 1 handed weapons on the right hand anymore, and not simply make that a second keybind instead? Why are shields completely invincible and magically stop all momentum?

[restive barn]

correction: Itsslop beenslop howslop longslop nowslop thatslop they'veslop beenslop workingslop onslop theslop weightslop systemslop, itsslop possibleslop theyslop simplyslop lackslop theslop abilityslop toslop makeslop aslop goodslop oneslop andslop that'sslop understandableslop forslop aslop smallslop teamslop, itslop shouldslop beslop revertedslop toslop theslop lastslop goodslop andslop stableslop pointslop andslop theslop effortslop shouldslop beslop redirectedslop towardsslop addingslop contentslop andslop fixingslop theslop shittyslop UIslop andslop gameslop flowslop

[white frost]

it's time to go to bed

[crimson compass]

These are intentional design choices, not bugs, somebody sat down and intentionally made these things this way

[fickle hound]

gj on using chat gpt

[near garnet]

slopslop

[restive barn]

lmao i just copy pasted slop alot

[fickle hound]

There's a bottleneck somewhere (probably the weight/physics) that they're spinning wheels on otherwise all of this would've been done

[near garnet]

copypasteslop

[restive barn]

indeed

[near garnet]

indeedslop

wordslop

[bold pendant]

This isn't funny anymore. Y'all need to slop doing this.

[fickle hound]

this game is objectively moving too slowly in its development to achieve changes the playerbase doesn't want

[shut gale]

he was still alive??

[restive barn]

correction: Myslop issueslop isslop lessslop withslop theslop lowslop speedslop ofslop updatesslop butslop moreslop withslop confusionslop onslop whyslop certainslop thingsslop areslop evenslop thatslop wayslop inslop theslop firstslop placeslop. Howslop didslop theslop flaccidslop wristsslop evenslop makeitslop intoslop theslop EAslop versionslop? Whyslop isslop freeslop modeslop completelyslop uselessslop? Whyslop evenslop letslop theslop weightslop sliderslop goslop upslop thatslop muchslop whenslop makingslop weaponsslop whenslop itslop makesslop theslop weaponsslop completelyslop uselessslop? Whyslop makeslop theslop altsslop notslop aslop stabslop forslop 1slop handedslop weaponsslop onslop theslop rightslop handslop anymoreslop, andslop notslop simplyslop makeslop thatslop aslop secondslop keybindslop insteadslop? Whyslop areslop shieldsslop completelyslop invincibleslop andslop magicallyslop stopslop allslop momentumslop?

[near garnet]

SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOPITYSLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP

I LOVE SLOP

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/sludge-mom-home-goog-google-gif-14206054267802833418

[brazen topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/slop-certified-slop

[near garnet]

when mom brings home the SLOP

[fickle hound]

"The tech demo was created to showcase early core mechanics, particularly the combat system. It was not intended to represent the final version of the game." this is the autism that kills games, their 'final version of the game'

[bold pendant]

Mods, please save us from the slopacalypse.

[fickle hound]

whoever wrote that is pissed off by the peasant playerbase feedback

[brazen topaz]

modsslop pleaseslop saveslop usslop fromslop theslop slopapocolypseslop

https://klipy.com/gifs/slop-nuggets

[restive barn]

slopapocalypse

[brazen topaz]

islop loveslop slopslop nuggetsslop

[white frost]

cool

[brazen topaz]

coolslop*

[brazen topaz]

getslop yourslop grammarslop rightslop

https://klipy.com/gifs/slop-rabid

islop loveslop slopslop

[white frost]

you good bro

[bold pendant]

I think we gotta kill this guy, Steven...

[brazen topaz]

yesslop imslop fineslop wymslop

slopslop isslop eternalslop

[restive barn]

he's gone mad

[bold pendant]

Let's put em down.

[frozen wyvern]

another one lost to the rot

[brazen topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dragged-dragging

ILLSLOP GETSLOP YOUSLOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway how are yalls day goin

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/moon-mond-full-moon-with-face-dark-moon-light-moon-gif-21738881

[brazen topaz]

yall ever had oysters

i had oysters

they taste good with cheese

i like oysters

[past kestrel]

pretty good 🙂

just murdering this guy for being the supposed "champion"

[brazen topaz]

thats cool

i like champions

[past kestrel]

broke all of his bones here

[brazen topaz]

thats abit rude yk

[past kestrel]

its very funny

[brazen topaz]

welllll.,.,.,i dont knowwwww,,,

[vital bluff]

Yo is there any way of copying my characters stats and equipment onto a mercenary

[past kestrel]

nope

they will add some stuff related to mercenaries tho

[brazen topaz]

you cant edit the mercenaries

pretty sure

not as of now

well

actually you can

but you needa mess with files

and im to lazy to tell you

cuz idk

[past kestrel]

would be funny if we gave every mercenary a baron's beak polearm

[brazen topaz]

no

[restive barn]

convert the save into a json and then edit it from there

[brazen topaz]

thats cool chrome

[restive barn]

i'm right tho

[brazen topaz]

ok

thats cool chrome

[unreal swallow]

where is the updates? its been nearly a month since the last

[brazen topaz]

couldnt tell you

cuz idk man

yk

[unreal swallow]

they gotta do it soon

[brazen topaz]

i like halfsword

[unreal swallow]

same

[brazen topaz]

tuff

[unreal swallow]

but i need updates

😭

[brazen topaz]

what do you want then

what kind of new content

[fallen birch]

fix old stuff

[quasi gazelle]

I just want more optimization

[fallen birch]

yes

[unreal swallow]

idk just something new like a map or a unique weapon

[fallen birch]

i want the game to work

[quasi gazelle]

and maybe the bridge map

[unreal swallow]

YES

[brazen topaz]

you can

make your own weapons

so idk what you mean unique

[quasi gazelle]

that's going to be so fucking fun

[quasi gazelle]

probably something like the flail or scythe

[brazen topaz]

we have a flail

[quasi gazelle]

something fun

[brazen topaz]

and we have a sythe

[unreal swallow]

i mean a new kind of weapon that has a different affect on people

oh my

i just had and idea

[brazen topaz]

bows and arrows would be cool

[quasi gazelle]

yes I mean something ''unique'' like them

[unreal swallow]

they should add poison that you can put the on the tip of arrows and swords

so that when you hit somebody it damages them more

[brazen topaz]

maybe

it can cause rust pretty sure

maybe they should

[quasi gazelle]

fire arrows

[brazen topaz]

add a feature

[fallen birch]

imo they need to make the game actually work right instead of adding new stuff.

[unreal swallow]

YES

[fallen birch]

but if i had to pick a dungeon crawl would be amazing

[brazen topaz]

yea

[fallen birch]

like with skeletons and zombies

[brazen topaz]

they should make the abyse

like a big dungon

that has big rooms

were bosses wqould be

[quasi gazelle]

yeah the abyss already is awesome

[brazen topaz]

and other times irs narrow halls

[fallen birch]

no it tf is not

conceptually sure

[brazen topaz]

it is

but it can be better

[quasi gazelle]

I mean abyss itself yeah really not

but the zombies

[brazen topaz]

i think we should understand that dev work is hard

[quasi gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-heat-cheque-jordan-shoe-car-gif-3347974957334073454

[fallen birch]

but boy i sure do love it when the zombies lunge at my wrist and bite it and knock me over and now im dead

[brazen topaz]

and people cant make all this stuff so easily

as it is

[fallen birch]

they need to understand that i paid for a broken on release game and a supporters edition that doesnt even include everything

[brazen topaz]

i think the game in general

is pretty good

[fallen birch]

in theory the game is good

[brazen topaz]

well you really should expect it

when it just released

[fallen birch]

i didnt expect it to play and feel worse then the demo

[quasi gazelle]

idk if it's a glitch but every time I've played abyss the last few days I've never died from zombie bites

[fallen birch]

(it still does imo)

[quasi gazelle]

I've only struggled on the floor for like 5 mins

and then struggled up

[fallen birch]

this is worse

[eternal scaffold]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1d24oxexb5Y

[fallen birch]

ive done that too and its sooooooo annoying trying to get a zombie off of you

[quasi gazelle]

I got fucking body slammed by a zombie

and immediately died

[fallen birch]

and now all your progress is gone fuck you

for a game that prides itself on accuracy you'd think there'd be less accidental impalings

[brazen topaz]

you should have a long distance weapon

if you wanna go in the abyse

or a sharp one

[fallen birch]

i dont always have either on me

[brazen topaz]

you should keep your distance

well you should

its important. and fairly easy to obtain

[quasi gazelle]

long candle stick

[brazen topaz]

yea

[fallen birch]

nope if i swing they'll bite my hand and latch on then im dead

doesnt matter how far away it just happens

[brazen topaz]

but then if your keeping distance. you can dash backwards to keep that from happening

if you move backwards while in sprint

you move decently fast

[past kestrel]

138KG on Morning 1737

[brazen topaz]

damn

[fallen birch]

nope now im moving backwards now my characters off balance now im dead

[quasi gazelle]

bro my guy is like 4'1

[brazen topaz]

no?

[quasi gazelle]

no matter what I wear I'm under 80 kg

[fallen birch]

yes

[brazen topaz]

thats only if your using like. a big body

[quasi gazelle]

hold shift

[fallen birch]

im sure i can get a video example now lmao

[brazen topaz]

yea do that

cuz

the engine aint that bad

[past kestrel]

thats because the mass you see is from character weight, not from equipment

[fallen birch]

it is

[quasi gazelle]

oh

[brazen topaz]

it aint..

im trying not to say its a skill issue cuz idk whats going on

but like

the game DOES require skill

you cant expect it to be easy

[restive barn]

hey devs i have a question

[quasi gazelle]

well tbf you have noodle arms with no strenght

[fallen birch]

uploading it to youtube now

[restive barn]

how do i make it so every enemy spawns at the other side of the map

[brazen topaz]

if you like. die at the very beginning. theres a muscle system

and really its not that hard to fight like that anyway

[quasi gazelle]

yeah I know

[brazen topaz]

its diffucult. yes. but your not a drunk peasant wobblin around

[fallen birch]

https://youtu.be/R8SS2K3_e2M ignore the music

[quasi gazelle]

tell them to spawn over there

[brazen topaz]

alr first thing

its kinda a skill issue

you have the choice between

[fallen birch]

yesss i love the muscle system!!! i love having to fail over and over for 5 minutes at a time as my character struggles lifelessly on the ground

[brazen topaz]

a big ass flail

or a FUUUUCKING lantern

[fallen birch]

i didnt have any time to decide cause the instant i swung i got bit and died

[brazen topaz]

kinda did

your tryna side swing

instead of swing from the top

[past kestrel]

cursed 2.1KG shortsword

[brazen topaz]

dudeee

[fallen birch]

thats cool sucks that the overhead hitting is dogshit

[quasi gazelle]

I already know that's a pain to swing

[quasi gazelle]

up

yup

I mean It's learnable

[fallen birch]

hey did you like the part of the video where i struggled on the ground for 30 seconds

[past kestrel]

not for my character since hes like 45KG stronger than the rest of your guy's character

[fallen birch]

what a wonderful feature of this game

[past kestrel]

heavy weapons become normal weapons

[quasi gazelle]

oh ok

[quasi gazelle]

yes

[brazen topaz]

say that again,..,,.

[fallen birch]

but if u tell the devs this sucks they just look at you like this

[past kestrel]

not including modded ones

but honestly, i do have the strongest character thats not modded

so GET OUT

[brazen topaz]

idk what you mean

all gains bro

[grave pecan]

its because blunt is meta

[fallen birch]

wish i could get out of peasent

but unfortunatley this game doesnt work

[brazen topaz]

flitzy

im bein fr

YOU have a skill issue

[fallen birch]

i'm willing to admit that

[brazen topaz]

its not THAT hard

change the settings

[fallen birch]

it is hard when the game doesnt even work

[brazen topaz]

it works bro

[past kestrel]

he has a skill issue

[fallen birch]

my pc is several generations ahead the bare minimum specs but it still runs like pure ass

[grave pecan]

what are you talking about

[quasi gazelle]

try setting your sensitivity to max

[grave pecan]

what part is not working

[fallen birch]

hitting things

[brazen topaz]

ahead or below

[fallen birch]

getting hit

[fallen birch]

ahead, like it should would fine

[brazen topaz]

because that makes no sence. my pc runs it just fine and its a beginner gaming pc

[grave pecan]

thats a skill issue bro

[fallen birch]

im so sorry my wrist will just randomly flick and hit me in the face

[grave pecan]

what the hell are you using bro

[fallen birch]

apparently this has something to do with the auto parry being raw ass but you can't turn it off without going into the game files

[grave pecan]

also they removed collisions so your weapon cannot hit you anymore

[past kestrel]

this guy is just making the heaviest weapons out of gold at peasant rank 😔

[elder tendon]

slow your swings down a lil bit or use a lighter weapon til your strength is higher

it helps with the wrist thing

[fallen birch]

but then my swings do nothing

[grave pecan]

provide a clip

[past kestrel]

wow THIS GUY

[elder tendon]

slow them down a little

not entirely

[fallen birch]

hold on i have to finish struggling on the ground in the abyss

yknow cause i got bit once

[elder tendon]

yeah don't do that

[shut gale]

imagine getting clonked in the head with one of these 🥹

[elder tendon]

handgonne

more like

head-gone

original joke do not steal

[shut gale]

no no

https://tenor.com/view/shusher-home-captain-smek-gif-16112908977447177811

clonked in the head like that

[elder tendon]

yeah

[livid island]

i'm so tired of these hedgeknights in man at arms tier not wearing face mask's

[quasi gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd1-kingdom-come-deliverance-gif-3885426431536417210

[livid island]

😭

[elder tendon]

it's a big chunk of metal on the end of a stick

head = gone

[fallen birch]

what do i do here

[grave pecan]

what did you even use to record bro

[fallen birch]

obs bro?

is that ok?

[past kestrel]

to be honest.. you are genuinely bad at the game

[quasi gazelle]

barons beak

[past kestrel]

its a skill issue it seems

[fallen birch]

ok so what do i do

[past kestrel]

get better

[fallen birch]

how genius

[elder tendon]

change the file type to like MP4 or something and it will embed in discord without people having to download a file

[fallen birch]

cause i can do just fine in the demo

[elder tendon]

yeah the demo is way easier

most weapons are almost weightless

[fallen birch]

everyone seems to like the demo more

[grave pecan]

go to this guy here and train or go to spar where you can die without consequences

[elder tendon]

and it doesn't have the muscle system

[quasi gazelle]

demo was fun spinkicking people

[fallen birch]

which is just so awful

[elder tendon]

Spinkicking is dumb

[quasi gazelle]

but I honestly like ea physics more

[fallen birch]

why tf would you want a mechanic

[quasi gazelle]

feels more realistic

[fallen birch]

where you have to GRIND

[elder tendon]

yeah i vastly prefer EA

[quasi gazelle]

yeah but fun

[fallen birch]

in a game where you gotta have SKILL

[grave pecan]

the game progression got deeply extended so you'll be strong really fast once ur at high tiers

[fallen birch]

not fast enough man

[elder tendon]

you really only gotta do it once

[tardy radish]

did levels get reset? I can't attach videos anymore

[grave pecan]

when you get to 100 you'll have to grind for more but you can wield like most weapons with ease

[quasi gazelle]

I got a six pack at like veteran or man at arms rank

[elder tendon]

and when you die you can start at your highest unlocked tier which starts with higher muscle

[fallen birch]

im still finding myself just randomly getting my head chopped off before i can even win the peasent tourney

[past kestrel]

they didnt get reset

just talk more

[elder tendon]

that's just gonna take practice

to avoid

[fallen birch]

usually ill get into a decent groove with just grinding out the matches until i hit the tournament

[fallen birch]

how tf do u practice avoiding physics jank

[elder tendon]

it's why I like the EA version it's actually possible to die

[quasi gazelle]

embrace the jank

[fallen birch]

too possible until u get armor

[elder tendon]

your head isnt randomly getting cut off for no reason 90% of the time

[grave pecan]

how do you know

[fallen birch]

then apparently ur just invincible

[grave pecan]

werent you stuck at peasant?

[fallen birch]

yes

im going off of what other people are saying

[tardy radish]

idk I was able to do it back when the game was still a playtest

[elder tendon]

work on your footwork and avoid attacks then counter when they're recovering

[past kestrel]

my guy..
thats how long you gone for?

expect changes /:

[tardy radish]

it wasn't that long ago but whatever

[quasi gazelle]

I wish there were more options in free play

[elder tendon]

discord ranks shouldn't reset even if you leave the discord

i left and was gone for over a year and still had mine when I came back

[quasi gazelle]

oh hey what happened to the wacky proportions some of the npcs had when ea first released

[elder tendon]

?

[fallen birch]

boy i sure do love getting a 50/50 choice between map that doesnt work and waste of time

[elder tendon]

you can rest to reset them

[fallen birch]

cool

[elder tendon]

why keep playing something that is making you miserable bro

[fallen birch]

new choice, map that doesnt work or death

[quasi gazelle]

I remember that the body proportions of your opponents were pretty weird a few months ago

like one piece character type shit

[fallen birch]

i payed 25 bucks for this game and the supporter pack

[elder tendon]

that was probably from mods

[fallen birch]

i thought the game would be fixed by now

[elder tendon]

it's not even been released in early access for two months yet

[tardy radish]

I bought a pavise and the game didn't give it to me

[remote kindle]

Why do my items almost always get duped when i put them on

[fallen birch]

yeah and they're too busy adding multiplayer and spike pits instead of fixing the fucking game

[elder tendon]

lol

oh i remember you now

still in here complaining

sheesh

[fallen birch]

so sorry i got scammed bro

[elder tendon]

you scammed yourself

[remote kindle]

i made my own little hammer and it works real nice

[fallen birch]

no i thought id get something at least better then the fucking demo

[elder tendon]

steam will refund you, mark "game doesn't work" as the reason

[fallen birch]

but somehow they made it worse and the free demo is more fun then the actual game

[remote kindle]

i'

[vapid cipher]

It is 🥱

[fallen birch]

still waiting on that

[remote kindle]

i'd say it's better than the demo, just feels very different

[vapid cipher]

None of that toxic positivity bs

[elder tendon]

it is better yea

[quasi gazelle]

I refunded half sword when I first bought it but my refund never came 😔

[remote kindle]

to me it's very funny that the abyss has zombies now

[fallen birch]

by feels different do u mean sluggish

and annoying

[elder tendon]

wat

[fallen birch]

and oddly random

[vapid cipher]

10 bucks for a rough EA is fine

[fallen birch]

20

it was 20

[vapid cipher]

Region diff then

[quasi gazelle]

most likely my bank was the one at fault

[vapid cipher]

I got it hour 1

[remote kindle]

He does slip a lot in the Mud arena, but there's mud, and cause he's like a weak baby, my dude is getting stronger and he can actually hold weapons properly

[elder tendon]

less than what most people pay for a McDonald's order

[fallen birch]

and i bought the supporter bundle because again i didnt think they could mess it up

[lost rover]

Mane you should’ve read that it was an extras compendium and stuff

[fallen birch]

i do love that u gotta grind up ur character each time you die

[elder tendon]

you don't though

[fallen birch]

they didnt even include all of the music

theres like 5 tracks missing

[quasi gazelle]

I thought of buying supporter bundle because I like ost collecting

[vapid cipher]

The abyss is annoying but in this version you have infinite lives

[elder tendon]

not if you unlock a higher tier but if you keep dying before unlocking higher tiers that isn't really the game's fault

[fallen birch]

unless a zombie bites ur wrist when u swing then u struggle on the ground for 3 minutes then die

[vapid cipher]

The demo didn't have the entire ost

[elder tendon]

also if you make sure you don't kill people or you pay to clear it out regularly you just get infinite free respawns

[fallen birch]

what are you talking about

[vapid cipher]

But who cares

[fallen birch]

people who spent money on this garbage

[elder tendon]

when you die you can start at higher tiers if you've unlocked them

[grave pecan]

multiplayer is in the game already

[tardy radish]

you can shake them off

[vapid cipher]

And he can't properly answer my question

[fallen birch]

a working and consistent hit reg system isnt tho

[elder tendon]

lmao

[fallen birch]

how?

[grave pecan]

it's pretty consistent to me and alot of people in this discord server

nobody else seems to have the same issue as you

[fallen birch]

yeah because youve been grinding it litereally nonstop

[elder tendon]

complaining about hit reg in a singleplayer physics based melee game

[vapid cipher]

The multiplayer is bare rn. Requires local play and a controller

[grave pecan]

i'm aware

[fallen birch]

i can find u many posts saying the same things, want me to?

[tardy radish]

by shaking them off...

[fallen birch]

like wiggling your mouse?

[vapid cipher]

Just... shake them off

[grave pecan]

uh sure

[tardy radish]

yeah shake your mouse like you're throwing punches

[elder tendon]

from other kids who are mad they have to make an effort to succeed at the combat

[vapid cipher]

Also depends on where youre bitten

If its the hand its fine

[grave pecan]

grinding what exactly
skill?

[vapid cipher]

But still zombies are way easier than demo willies with plancons

[grave pecan]

the zombies are a cool idea but they're so badly executed

[twilit escarp]

that is one of the worst ways i've ever seen someone go out in half sword, oof.

[grave pecan]

they're so dumb 😭😭

[remote kindle]

I like the zombies it's silly, and the scream at the start when you enter is so funny

[fallen birch]

strength

[elder tendon]

my abyss is always full of warstaff users because they're the only ones i kill on purpose

[vapid cipher]

I really want multiple of them to show up at a time

[fallen birch]

congrats youve survived 3 hours in game now you're fine

[elder tendon]

i hate them so much i want to kill them twice

[vapid cipher]

I guess pay off their souls

[fallen birch]

heres this just initially lmao lets start with this https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1qrychg/basically_everyones_reaction_to_ea/

that whole thread

[elder tendon]

i don't want to

[grave pecan]

strength only matters if you're gonna hold heavy stuff which most of the peasant/beggar weapons arent

[elder tendon]

i want to kill them again

[remote kindle]

oh my fuckin god i got killed by the same guy twice now, maybe i can't Retribute him

[grave pecan]

theres alot of good weapons available in the peasant and beggar tier too

[vapid cipher]

I hate buckler users more, but I would still pay my respects after the satisfying finisher

[vapid cipher]

It's literally just the hoe and the scythe gang

[remote kindle]

the slums arena is so annoying grrr

[grave pecan]

??

[tardy radish]

reddit

[vapid cipher]

Early tier heavy weapons

[grave pecan]

you can get a pitchfork and flail at the cellar

[vapid cipher]

The rest are swung without problems

[twilit escarp]

i really love the spear, polearms in general tbh, especially how if you sweep the leg when someone is close enough, they tend to fall face first into your weapon's shaft and get knocked out

[remote kindle]

how do your graphics look like that

[vapid cipher]

PF is nerfed from demo but you can keepaway as easily
Flail is your i win button

[grave pecan]

cant acess reddit so i don't know what ur talking about

[fallen birch]

another video

what did i do wrong here

[twilit escarp]

oh I installed a mod from nexus that basically removes UE5's lighting so my PC can run the game

at higher than 30 fps that is

[tardy radish]

always surprises me seeing half sword at more than 60fps

[fallen birch]

i love it when u gotta install mods or change the game files to make the game actually run

good game design

[grave pecan]

you let them hit you

think about them like the demo bosse

bosses

[tardy radish]

it's more an issue with UE5 tbh, that engine absolutely SUCKS

[twilit escarp]

yeah it fucking blows, ngl.

Performance for the EA has been really, really bad

[grave pecan]

the commoner tier boss by example

if you just let him hit you once you're probaly not gonna win that fight

[remote kindle]

ah i see

[twilit escarp]

this is true, UE5 is a cool engine with horrible performance.

[fallen birch]

but nooo we need more spike pit instead of optimization

[tardy radish]

what mod is it?

[grave pecan]

dude the content update will come with fixes and optimization

[fallen birch]

it better lmao

[twilit escarp]

i'll see if I can find the link, wait one

[grave pecan]

this is like the first thing that should come into your mind 😭

the devs arent that stupid

[fallen birch]

well

[vapid cipher]

Me when "footwork"

[fallen birch]

i did hear they were pretty arrogant about the state of release

[vapid cipher]

I can stream the game right now

[fallen birch]

ok

[grave pecan]

not all rumor is true lmao

you cant really trust anything you hear or see

its the internet

[vapid cipher]

I'll do no death run scavenger mode. Give me one moment

[grave pecan]

full of bullshitery and lies

[fallen birch]

so hopefully its not true then

[remote kindle]

I ain't fighting there

[fallen birch]

cause then i definetly aint getting my moneys worth

[twilit escarp]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/195

Be warned, this does make your game look fairly ugly, and messes with abyss fog

[remote kindle]

Sometiems it looks good even on low

[twilit escarp]

but it runs significantly smoother

[fallen birch]

why wouldnt this just be in the game

[twilit escarp]

ask the goddamn developers lmao

[fallen birch]

i dont think theyd answer me

[craggy hull]

why did the devs make halfsword on UE5 if its such a bad engine

[fallen birch]

im more curious about the missing songs in the supporter pack

[grave pecan]

theres a anwser to this

[remote kindle]

What does it do to the abyss fog?

[craggy hull]

which is

[grave pecan]

let me find it

[craggy hull]

ok

[fallen birch]

is there an answer to why they changed the combat

[twilit escarp]

I believe it pretty much straight up removes it, but I never play abyss to be fair

[fallen birch]

other then "cause we like it"

[remote kindle]

oh that's good, i hate abyss fog

[fallen birch]

i hate abyss

[remote kindle]

the black background is way better

[craggy hull]

TY

[remote kindle]

It's all i played in the Demo

[fallen birch]

but now its terrible

[twilit escarp]

polearms and grappling are great, arming swords feel good too, but longsword combat is completely shit now, ngl

[fallen birch]

in the demo it was amazing

[fallen birch]

so cool that they removed the halfsword from halfsword

[grave pecan]

they never removed half swording

[remote kindle]

Demo baron dropping all his shit

[fallen birch]

i know lol they just made swords not good

[twilit escarp]

I mean, that's a stretch, my main issue is that it seems like you can't control longswords at all anymore

[tardy radish]

thanks

[twilit escarp]

nws

[fallen birch]

i heard that the thrusting is pretty dogshit but i havent played with it much

[twilit escarp]

it's inconsistent, sometimes thrusts are fucking amazing, sometimes they don't work at all

they were much more solid in the demo

[fallen birch]

again any info on why its different?

[vapid cipher]

join temp vc

[grave pecan]

if you make a proper sword you can do well
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1487972357288099916/1488629065916350524/ccdc10b1-fa86-487d-8247-e17c2833326e-render.mp4?ex=69db511a&is=69d9ff9a&hm=52daad57dd44dbde4e9e111578ec389decec404632633bc9088c37de0a50f011&

[quasi gazelle]

second deadliest tactic in half sword

[vapid cipher]

thrusting is off in both versions

[twilit escarp]

that's halfswording though, they don't control nearly as well in actual fights when you aren't holding them by the damn blade.

[remote kindle]

what am i looking at

[fallen birch]

it is sooo much better in the demo

im just so confused

[grave pecan]

you said longswords

like

[quasi gazelle]

jumping slash

or thrust

[rotund palm]

what is the unused slot for above the primary weapon slot

[vapid cipher]

not in my case

[grave pecan]

everything about swords

[fallen birch]

who looks at a game and thinks "you know what? lets make this worse. and anyone who complains we'll call them bad"

[vapid cipher]

I did weapon only runs in both. That's how long I've played

[fallen birch]

Good for you man

[rotund palm]

with the accurate center of weight theyre impossible to control atleast for me

[fallen birch]

and im sure it can actually run on your pc

[remote kindle]

what is hitting his head

[rotund palm]

you have to make the center of weight at the tip and make the blade as heavy as possible to swing them properly

[vapid cipher]

just join stream already. I can explain the optimization and the gameplay of the EA

[quasi gazelle]

my halberd

[fallen birch]

i have to leave soon

[remote kindle]

but it

[quasi gazelle]

I took the picture a little late soryr

[remote kindle]

s nowhere near

[fallen birch]

and you probably have a super fucking expensive pc that can acutally run the game

so idrc

[tardy radish]

you can go in and set the Fog flag to 1 in the ini to fix the abyss

[quasi gazelle]

what gpu do you have

[vapid cipher]

I can run it on a 4060 just fine

[remote kindle]

I hate when i swing and my weapons makes an arch above their head, how do i not do that

[remote kindle]

ah i see, still cool pics!

[twilit escarp]

yeah, i did say longswords, in the demo you could do shit like this with them

[quasi gazelle]

I have a gtx 1650 and graphics don't look that bad at 2560x1440 on low/medium

[fallen birch]

nvidia geforce rtx 3060

[grave pecan]

yeah but half swording are still part of them

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-happy-gif-8842338195885578378

[quasi gazelle]

nice

[twilit escarp]

i never said anything about half sword being removed?

[grave pecan]

???????

[fallen birch]

not nice

[quasi gazelle]

I am upgrading this sumemr thought

[rotund palm]

someone PLEASE answer me

[fallen birch]

its ahead of the bare minimum specs and it doesnt fucking work

because this game is a scam

[twilit escarp]

i'm saying longswords are not controllable at all in EA, that's all i've said

[fallen birch]

*most weapons

[rotund palm]

turn ur settings down

[twilit escarp]

if you're using half swording, it's still worse than the handling in the demo

[fallen birch]

they're all the way down

[remote kindle]

it looks like Cheese

[rotund palm]

damn

[fallen birch]

i cannot believe im gonna have to install a config for it

[vapid cipher]

I'm streaming the EA rn

[grave pecan]

refund the game then

[fallen birch]

too late for me

i thought it'd get better but it didnt

[rotund palm]

you can request a refund

[grave pecan]

okay then

[fallen birch]

i put in another request recently tho

[grave pecan]

you can stop playing and wait for them to fix it

[remote kindle]

not past 2 hours of playtime

[grave pecan]

because they will

[twilit escarp]

*hasn't yet

[fallen birch]

hopefully they honor it

[twilit escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[rotund palm]

no like reaching out to the devs

[remote kindle]

but you can like play 2.9 hours and it counts as 2 when you request a refund

[prisma stag]

You can't use that as a solution, the devs need criticism.

[remote kindle]

i doubt they'd do that

[fallen birch]

what are the odds this is just a glorified rug pull

[rotund palm]

half sword dev team is surprisingly awesome

they prob would

[remote kindle]

but maybe steam doesn't work like that idk

[twilit escarp]

i'd say pretty low, ngl, they have offered free access to the game for like 5 years to be fair

[grave pecan]

well he seems pretty unhappy with anything proposed so its best for him to refund the game and wait for a fix

in my vision

[fallen birch]

yeah so idk why they thought "lets charge money for a worse game"

[tardy radish]

2%

[remote kindle]

This thing is so long that they don't even reach me, kinda hard to use quickly tho

[sharp thunder]

thought i could make it time, need a hip replacement now

[grave pecan]

3%

[rotund palm]

if you refund above the requirements the request is looked at manually by an employee

it says in google

[twilit escarp]

well, physics have changed a lot since the first publicly available releases in all honesty, some things have suffered so other things could get better, right now physics is in a pretty poor state, but it will likely get better with time

[remote kindle]

Why is there a Train

[grave pecan]

they arent just gonna like

[remote kindle]

where are you

[grave pecan]

throw all of this to waste

they spent years into this

[sharp thunder]

gm_flatgrass train mode

[rotund palm]

the game in its current state is just a proof of concept

[remote kindle]

How do oyu avoid making an arch above an enemy's head when you Swing?

[rotund palm]

did u crank train damage up a ton

like the logs in the hall map

i swear wooden spikes deal more damage than a professionally sharpened poleaxe hit

[fallen birch]

i thought the proof of concept was the 5 years of the demo

[rotund palm]

thats only the combat system

[remote kindle]

Yeah he's gonna do well

[prisma stag]

The games only been out for 2-3 years

[rotund palm]

the proof of concept for EA is how the game is going to play out in terms of progression and other stuff

we can finally play dress up and make our own weapons so that is a huge plus

[sharp thunder]

yeah the damage right now is multiplied by 10

[rotund palm]

[tardy radish]

And then a willie manages to somehow perfectly amputate both of your arms

[remote kindle]

no he's my hire! i don't care if he dies.

[prisma stag]

We probably have about 2-6 months left before the game is fully released, i don't know if that will be enough time.

[remote kindle]

Okay using weapons while slightly hurt is a lot harder

[fallen birch]

You can play dress up but god forbid if u want a working game

[rotund palm]

no theyll definitely update EA more and more until most of the playerbase is content

and then theyll work on full release

if the dev team is decent

[prisma stag]

When the game released on steam they said it would take "6 to 12 months"

[rotund palm]

half sword runs pretty well apart from the optimisation

[rotund palm]

WHAT

wait

when did they say that

[fallen birch]

Im happy for u man but it doesnt for me

[rotund palm]

and im sorry its like that for you

they should have focused more on optimisation

but its just how it is

[prisma stag]

It's possible within a year, but they delayed ea a few times.

[rotund palm]

itll get fixed with later updates

[rotund palm]

after early access comes the beta phase

[grave pecan]

they're probaly gonna go on how they updated the demo

[rotund palm]

hopefully they dont skip the beta phase

[grave pecan]

long to make but big update

[rotund palm]

dear god no

i hope not

[grave pecan]

i hope so

[remote kindle]

i kinda miss the Demo bosses

[prisma stag]

I thought this was the beta phase, we already got a few different demos.

[rotund palm]

they need player feedback gradually with what theyre doing

[vapid cipher]

demo bosses had personality ngl

[rotund palm]

EA ended up being shit because the playerbase only realised how shit it is AFTER it released

[grave pecan]

we might get smth like demo bosses

[vapid cipher]

would you rather fight commoner boss or spiked flail armored boss

[remote kindle]

commoner is easy

[rotund palm]

beta phase stands for the final ironing out before full release

[vapid cipher]

with pitchfork he is

[grave pecan]

both

[prisma stag]

honestly normal flail is the only good one.

[remote kindle]

no like a knife too

[grave pecan]

commoner boss is just about waiting for overhead and attacking

[remote kindle]

just stab him

Run into him while doing the stab

and he dies

[vapid cipher]

I find it the easiest with PF and all axes

[grave pecan]

you can also play on high gore and risk getting oneshotted but you can also oneshot him

[remote kindle]

also it's not too hard to play around the Axe

[rotund palm]

the decapitation feature is so janky

next time im gonna play with that on max

[grave pecan]

on EA i agree

they like]

get held by a string

in the demo they could fly and yeah

stuff

https://giphy.com/gifs/tired-sleep-sleeping-gjsBu8ZUniOODwgPP5

[rotund palm]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[prisma stag]

I never figured out if handaxes were nerfed, i always cautiously avoid touching them still.

[remote kindle]

they good

[vapid cipher]

in EA the helmsplitter is displayed very cleanly

but shoulder verticals are exaggerated

I play on default gore

[prisma stag]

In the demo they would instantly chop you in half no matter what, and it made the least sense out of all the weapons.

[grave pecan]

the best part about demo was the mods tbh
had alot of fun messing with the enhancer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1470565963249356984/7397ccd2-2389-4997-add7-b5dd4c4e9aa3-render.mp4?ex=69db8587&is=69da3407&hm=eda28a6797fe96964cd5fbf0c2cb36b63fa2655bce4937eec32902fec68789ee&

[vapid cipher]

I remember slicing the commoner boss in half with the scythe by holding RMB

[remote kindle]

Why are his proportions fucked

[rotund palm]

hopefully more and more mods are made in EA

[grave pecan]

enhancer

half sword enhancer

[grave pecan]

hopefully

i was expecting cooler stuff cuz demo mods were limited

[wise halo]

Beyond repair

[grave pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1449250666169106615/uncapped_MedalTVHalfSword20251213010111839.mp4?ex=69db19dc&is=69d9c85c&hm=a9d8e70c8259e29f4da32f820e5bd447427aff9e9dfda9dda3dff50cd8fb8ef4&

dont mess with pitchforkers

[rotund palm]

yea

atleast we can edit weight and height

[grave pecan]

bro

💔

did anyone else saw that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif

fricking jumpscare

[wise halo]

Yes

[small glen]

if i see one more nerd on the subreddit say "Oh golly g, when do we see rapiers? shotguns? Bascinets?"

[remote kindle]

Does this go under a helmet or is it a "helmet"

[rotund palm]

SHOTGUNS????????????????

[grave pecan]

lmao

[small glen]

i am going to beat Klungo to near extinction

[rotund palm]

helmet

[grave pecan]

just mod them in

[quasi gazelle]

both

[rotund palm]

nothing in the game goes under a helmet currently