halfsword-chat-⚔

[idle coral]

20 mins no messages, dis chat is dead

[hidden whale]

most ppl on here are european

theyre sleep

[covert forge]

Games dead

Sike

[proud cliff]

special technique

[frozen spoke]

Hello everyone guys

How are you

I'm from Russia

Тут русские есть?

[scarlet raft]

I played with giant Willie today

It was super cool

[still rock]

USA?

?

[mild vapor]

The abyss is the second to worst thing in this game only followed by how freeplay got kinda butchered

[stuck epoch]

hmm..

[buoyant oyster]

Gm_construct?

[stuck epoch]

yes

but also OG demo willies

a little bit too skinny tho it appears

[sleek mica]

Frankenburg looks a bit different here

[solar nest]

i feel like your wrists shouldnt be this damn flimsy 😭

[safe rain]

gordon freeman appears out of nowhere and starts using the gravity gun

[safe rain]

True, willie would brake his hands every battle

And Only uses headbutts

[plain oyster]

Is ir intentional that slums is bugged

[plain oyster]

The floor depicts an abyss at some spotd

[languid nest]

turn half sword into physics based combat garry’s mod

[runic gale]

GUYS I GOT A BET TRY THE HALF SWORD GAME ON ITCH.IO

[rapid pond]

i did lol, even played the chinese build, fun but MY GOD we got a better game now

[runic gale]

fax

[runic gale]

do u think the itch.io is hard, like say the hardest boss in the half sword we got now and put it in the itch.io one

[rapid pond]

its... too weird to rate

[runic gale]

lol

[near garnet]

your mom

[runic gale]

did u think about that when u started typing it?

[near garnet]

your mom

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[near garnet]

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your dad

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your dad

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oh type shi

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your mom

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your mom

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your mom

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your grandma

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your dad

[near garnet]

your nephew

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your gay

[near garnet]

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[runic gale]

what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1461086293701165281/1481492733573988432/IMG_4518.gif

[vocal cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036406731565170748/1053089522478501988/B89D0106-4AFF-4305-92DA-87F55411BB7C.gif

[red phoenix]

any tips on beating the Ultimate Challenge?

[jagged sail]

WE NEED TO CONTAIN YOU

[red phoenix]

please it genuinely feels impossible

[fickle steeple]

2 intimate willies

[stray carbon]

When will they ever fix the steam situation bro

The save files cannot be kept like this

[tough hollow]

idk

[tough hollow]

get the stick with all the spikes on it

[red phoenix]

that's assuming I can somehow make it to tier 3, the tier 3 guy has the plancon and I do not get hurt so much I cannot effectively use a polearm
which is already asking a lot cause either you get someone with a polearm at tier 1 and they kill you immediately
or you don't and the tier 2 guy kills you with a sword, or at least incapacitates your arm

[tough hollow]

try lowering player damage

[red phoenix]

that's cheating

[tough hollow]

tier 3 guys dont spawn with plancons also

im pretty sure thats the tier 4s

[red phoenix]

they do cause in the UC they skip the beggar tier

[tough hollow]

okay

if you get lucky on the first round and get one of the dudes with the big axe

just step back when they swing and then hit them with the axe

[safe rain]

Drill sargeant distance view

[finite idol]

i just bought this game has this game rly been optimised since launch

[tough hollow]

a bit

[safe rain]

Not much, it does need some mod assitance

But better than before it is

[finite idol]

i get like 40fps on low 😭

[safe rain]

What is your gpu

[finite idol]

running a gtx 1650 so partly my own fault

[tough hollow]

thjat makes sense

[safe rain]

Darn, bottleneck

[finite idol]

but i think its absurt that i get more fps on tarkov than on here

i decieded to keep the game in my steam library and wait for the game to be optimised just a bit better since i put like 90hours into the demo

[safe rain]

The demo goes smooth?

Or same 40fps?

[finite idol]

i get like stable 60 on that

high settings

[tough hollow]

okay

[safe rain]

Mmmm solid stuff

What could help is a little bit of optimization on AA

[finite idol]

AA?

[tidal sapphire]

hi

[finite idol]

alchoholics anonomoys?

[finite idol]

yo

[safe rain]

Yep

And code for light-reflects and others

Plus shadows

[finite idol]

uhm how do i tweak that

[safe rain]

Bonjour

[safe rain]

Its not so hard, but its suggested best to use The optimization mods first

[finite idol]

oh got any links to those?

[safe rain]

I can suggest mine :]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/256

[tidal sapphire]

We be fight those English cancer patients my dudes

[safe rain]

Just reached 71 downloads, what does that mean?

[finite idol]

imma try this when i install the game back

[safe rain]

Cancer deathmatch Reloaded

[finite idol]

but thank you for the help 🙂

[safe rain]

If you need any more assistance me and others will be here glad to help :]

[finite idol]

damn yall friendly as fuck

tarkov has traumatized me

i remember when i was starting out i asked for help in the discord and got told to go kill myself

[tidal sapphire]

That sucks, never listen to those kind of folk

[sullen wagon]

to heavily paraphrase a certain theory in psychology

all humans, by default, are good people. the assholes are the exception

[main orbit]

Mrow

[finite idol]

oh from my experience goes other way around

[finite idol]

dw i dont

[sullen wagon]

unfortunately it seems that theory is much less true than one might think

either way, make a point not to consider the opinion of people who interact solely to displease

[tough hollow]

mustar

[sullen wagon]

tough criticism is very different from plain mockery, and it's very important to be able to recognize the difference

[finite idol]

good advise

[finite idol]

other one usually has more insults in it 🤷‍♂️

[finite idol]

d

[tough hollow]

basically the norm for every extraction shooter

[finite idol]

still love tarkov tho

[tough hollow]

ye

[finite idol]

he lowk just gave up

[finite idol]

but love half sword equally as much which is rly saying something

i wanna see this game prosper

[tough hollow]

same

its getting more attention on tik tok and stuff

im seeing a lot of livestreams and clips

[mental kelp]

nah he was raising his hands

I had to take him out

[finite idol]

i got back into it after i saw general sams vid he reminded me of this gem

[finite idol]

pov cartel after u owe 2 pesos

[finite idol]

from what i played i saw they reworked the physics engine

i rly love the changes

lets hope i get to enjoy em in atleast 60fps (got a 60hz monitor so not like more would matter anyway)

[tough hollow]

yes it feels a lot more realistc then the demo

[finite idol]

demo was so easy ngl

i rarely died

[tough hollow]

yes

[finite idol]

from what i tried with this new build i got my ass beat

they bent me backwards

[lethal edge]

Did they release any new updates in the past months?

[tough hollow]

yea

just optimization

[finite idol]

message edited 3 times 😭

[lethal edge]

Uh, at least is something

[lethal edge]

Dude I'm not a native english speaker give me a break

[tough hollow]

lol

[finite idol]

neither am i im just joking mb if i offended u

[tawdry grail]

yo guys question is the split screen mode broken?

or am i stupid lol

[tough hollow]

i dont think so

but it is janky

[tawdry grail]

then is there a way to let the sec player control the sec character?

[tough hollow]

i think you migh tneed to connect a controler

[tawdry grail]

hmmm

i already have this connected

idk ty for your time @tough hollow

[tough hollow]

ye

[tough hollow]

are you using steam remote play?

[tawdry grail]

no parsec

[tough hollow]

okay idk then

[tawdry grail]

same

[tough hollow]

lol

[lone spoke]

so are these guys like the kickstarter groups that give us a half assed game so they can get the money they can just to dip or what

[tranquil ivy]

Hasn't had an update in a bit but they did respond to some feedback I guess

[lone spoke]

so when can i get my money back?

[humble iris]

Never

When you bought the game you actually sold your soul

Read the fine print next time, pal

[lone spoke]

gulp

[half gyro]

hey man is there a way to get images on shields?

[tough hollow]

not at the moment

im pretty sure theres an up and coming mod for adding images to shields though

[half gyro]

a bit annoying that ever since EA release we've been a bit left in the dark as to future development

[white sundial]

i think i had some force w my swing

[tough hollow]

maybe

[covert forge]

Even before early access they mostly stayed silent until something was ready to show

[tough hollow]

ye but atleast the modders are thriving

[half gyro]

true

although I still am not sure how to change save files

I think I changed the wrong number

[covert forge]

What are you trying to accomplish

[half gyro]

and now something might've blown up in the code

[half gyro]

mega willy

[spice atlas]

Question for you fellers is there anyway to take armor off in game? I think my armor is stuck in the ground and I can’t stand up

[tough hollow]

h\

[whole marsh]

press h

[slow iris]

neck breaks are rare but always a treat

[spice atlas]

Yall are amazing

[whole marsh]

repeatedly

[tough hollow]

i had no clue you could do this

[covert forge]

change whats underlined if you make it too big it can mess up the character

[slow iris]

there's really no repeatable way of pulling it off, it just sort of happens

[half gyro]

oh it's that number

[tough hollow]

i see

[half gyro]

I changed the zero before that

cheers for the help

[tough hollow]

elbow strike

[half gyro]

the ultimate flex isn't being able to afford gilded armour

it's to elbow someone in the face

[tough hollow]

ye

[tidal sapphire]

My guy used 1% of his power

[tough hollow]

yr

[half gyro]

is it healthy to use a tissure taht has 2 year old blood on it

[tough hollow]

failed flying armbar thingy

[tough hollow]

prolly nor

[half gyro]

OH NO

DO NOT SET THE HEIGHT TO 1

[tough hollow]

what on earth kind of blood was on that tissue

[half gyro]

I DON'T KNOW

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FEET

DEAR GOD

IT GETS WORSE

[teal carbon]

guys be honest is the demo better than the game rn

[half gyro]

HE'S SO FUCKING FAT

[covert forge]

ive been playing EA more but some would say the demo is better

[half gyro]

right I'm gonna fix willie up

[blissful jasper]

Shut up Dinky

Nobody asked you to speak

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1136486213604364430/1149514330589626438/1673186236102770.gif

[half gyro]

jeez man

super willie
https://insights.gg/v/4B3vP5K1cX7XTU4FUepXTE

calm down

[blissful jasper]

Die.

[teal carbon]

do u have clips of u playing ea

[covert forge]

i have like 90

[teal carbon]

let me see one

[covert forge]

i like these 2 a lot

[teal carbon]

is it same maps

[covert forge]

no

[tough hollow]

no

theres like 4-5 new maps

[covert forge]

i was just in free mode for those

[teal carbon]

what do u do in the story mode

[covert forge]

fight through ranks

to then eventually kill the baron and get his armor

[rotund blade]

I set my dude's height to 0.35 and he isn't an oompa-loompa

[tidal sapphire]

Love the editing of the clip

[remote crypt]

❤️

[rotund palm]

i love the rondel dagger so much

[sharp thunder]

fools wanted my helipad

[willow rampart]

that one gmod map

[sharp thunder]

yes its bigcity

[rotund palm]

imagine seeing this after looking out ur rented 1 room apartment

[willow rampart]

im sorry

[sharp thunder]

oh no they brought backup.... thought i could stick the landing

[remote crypt]

hamburger

[willow rampart]

wwe

[tidal sapphire]

"You got games on UR phone?"

[remote crypt]

yes

[willow rampart]

big catch

[tired anchor]

Rake is the most fun beggar weapon

It can do anything

[stuck epoch]

🥹

[sudden sundial]

It sucks

[rotund palm]

wilhelm

[tired anchor]

Hell nah

Hold it out in front of you and you can’t die

[sudden sundial]

Yuh huh

Swort

[tidal sapphire]

I personaly like the begger flai the best at that rank

[abstract hamlet]

Fellas

What's the best 1 handed blunt weapon for heavy hitting potential?

[tidal sapphire]

One of those High tier Maces I think, just swing that at the head then bam there down

[abstract hamlet]

Any recommendations on head type?

I've found a spiked one to be good on flesh and armor but I don't really care about that right now

[tidal sapphire]

is ur focus on blunt force truma?

[abstract hamlet]

Yes

I want a good pairing for armored fights

[tidal sapphire]

If u want some distance but can still do blunt truma this ones pretty good

[restive barn]

pistol

[tidal sapphire]

https://gamerant.com/half-sword-best-weapons-swords-maces-axes/

[honest timber]

ts looks like a dream

[tidal sapphire]

I am waiting for the 50Cal sniper mod

[restive barn]

no

soon

[tidal sapphire]

wait is it actually gonna happen?!

[restive barn]

yes

i think i'm making a gun pack once i'm done with like 10 guns

[abstract hamlet]

I have found success

It's not lethal but it hurts them enough to down them

[tidal sapphire]

That sounds sick... consider a minigun lol

[unkempt fern]

Will you be adding the glorious puckle gun?

[tidal sapphire]

thats all you need cause if there on the ground just smash there head in beofre they can get up then kill them or let them surennder

[unkempt fern]

Period accurate weapon fr

[abstract hamlet]

Or rip off armor and stab them with a rondel

[tidal sapphire]

True

or pick them up and smash them into the ground if ur willie is strong enough

[abstract hamlet]

I can do it with less armored guys

Mild height difference

[tidal sapphire]

are u the blue pant guy or decked out dude?

[abstract hamlet]

Decked out

[tidal sapphire]

Noice... will send a pick of my dude when I get onto my main PC

just in class right now

[abstract hamlet]

Nice

I've died once in progression, gone to the abyss twice against my will, and then retired a couple times to change hair color

[tidal sapphire]

damn... lost my first guy then took my 2nd guy to the baron and won

[abstract hamlet]

Nice

Baron is the only one you can't strip armor off of and stab

[tidal sapphire]

yeah

[abstract hamlet]

However you can apparently clip his neck with a pole spike and kill him

[tidal sapphire]

you need to keep wining up to lord rank I think to get his arouor

[abstract hamlet]

I have the full set + 3? victories

[tidal sapphire]

Noice

Have you made any custom weapons yet?

[abstract hamlet]

25 ish

I have 21 and have sold a couple

[tidal sapphire]

Nice, the only ones I am good at making are poleaxes

[abstract hamlet]

I mainly do polearms and swords

[cosmic sequoia]

heres another question I have a 9070xt so graphics isnt a problem, does the games run better off the demo? on epic i cant get higher than about 81
fps

[abstract hamlet]

I wish we could flip weapons

Cuz then reverse grip could be optional

And mordslag

And using both polearm heads without a seperate weapon

[cosmic sequoia]

care to answer?

[abstract hamlet]

The demo runs better

[cosmic sequoia]

thank you

[abstract hamlet]

Issues with the paid access are very common

[tidal sapphire]

I mean the demo is got less demanding aspects so it makes sense

[cosmic sequoia]

gotcha

[abstract hamlet]

You can adjust folliage to make it significantly more bearable

[cosmic sequoia]

i will give that a shot, the game runs and look great just want it to use more of the gpu

[abstract hamlet]

It is very fun but a good PC is unfortunately required

[queen bronze]

This (4781 money) or this (4000 money)?

[tidal sapphire]

how come I cant send my images in this chat? am I to low a rank or something?

[abstract hamlet]

I doubt it's costing you 4781

[abstract hamlet]

Also livesaving tip for progression in early access, when you grab someone's armor, hold the hand key to pull it off

[abstract hamlet]

Gold is stupid expensive and looks tacky

[tidal sapphire]

gold is a bragging aspect to the game

[queen bronze]

So what do i buy?

[abstract hamlet]

I always do bronze

and also have the generational half sword wealth to afford stupid financial decisions

[wise halo]

And heavy

[abstract hamlet]

Not in game

I don't think

[fickle steeple]

yo chat did i beat him yet

[wise halo]

Yes in game it's alot heavier

[abstract hamlet]

Huh

I did not know that

[wise halo]

I did

[queen bronze]

Still doesnt answers what thing i should buy

[abstract hamlet]

One of the cheap metals

You can't afford otherwise

[queen bronze]

Im not that poor

[wise halo]

Gilded, it looks like gold but it's less expensive and not as heavy as gold

[abstract hamlet]

Bronze then

Not horribly expensive

Looks nice

[tidal sapphire]

Thats what I do

[queen bronze]

So then gilded first mace or second mace?

[wise halo]

Don't buy a mace unless it isn't that heavy else your wrists will be floppy

[queen bronze]

I like heavy things, it can destroy heads easier

[abstract hamlet]

Also don't buy a 2 handed mace

[wise halo]

Polaxe I choose for heavy weaponry

[queen bronze]

But i dont like pollaxe

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[stuck epoch]

you'd think im playin the demo if u didn't know any better fr

[sharp orchid]

the bruises give it away

absolutley crazy work tho

[stuck epoch]

lol yeah bro isnt turnin purple

[sharp orchid]

worst way to lose a match evfer

[tidal sapphire]

is the lag spikes in the actual video or is my laptop tweaking

[sharp orchid]

thats ur laptop

ouch

[magic vector]

does anybody have that video where the opponent punches the player a few times, a face appears on the screen then cut to the enemy cut in half on the ground with a disturbing background music?

[delicate ermine]

Guys does John halfsword use mods if so which ones

[sharp orchid]

half sword enchancer

[delicate ermine]

It’s on TikTok

[delicate ermine]

Is it for early access too

[sharp orchid]

yes

[magic vector]

i saw on instagram but i can't find it now

i just want to know the music

[delicate ermine]

I’ll find it give me a sec

[delicate ermine]

Is it this

[magic vector]

no, but look's like it is from the same guy

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1479654084037316749/MedalTVHalfSword20260306203215382-tr-edit-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[tidal sapphire]

Bro got a bit to silly

[delicate ermine]

Look him up on TikTok

[magic vector]

thanks brother

[delicate ermine]

What are some good mods for halfsword

That isn’t buff slop

[sharp orchid]

WHAT is going on rn

[sharp orchid]

theres a few weapon pack save files

half sword enchancer is good

[delicate ermine]

Are guns in halfsword

[tidal sapphire]

theres a few

[sharp orchid]

theres a mod for one, yes

i know someone whos modding a glock in soon

[tidal sapphire]

I saw a pic of a pistol in this chat not to long ago

[tidal sapphire]

Yeah I saw that to

[sharp orchid]

yeah thats the one that isnt released yet

[delicate ermine]

Can’t wait to slime out willie

[tidal sapphire]

and there the riffle mod as well thats out

[delicate ermine]

I think I’ve seen that

[tidal sapphire]

I would show a pic of it but I cant send pics in this chat. idk why

[delicate ermine]

It seems a bit hard to control so I didn’t install it

Gd deco

[sharp orchid]

same controls as the crossbow

[tidal sapphire]

yeah you have to aim way to the left of where you actually wanna shot at

[delicate ermine]

I haven’t used the crossbow

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1487947417084231680/MedalTVHalfSword20260329184019932-1774824107-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif '

[delicate ermine]

Is it in vanilla halfsword

[sharp orchid]

yes

[tidal sapphire]

Yes find it on forest map

[sharp orchid]

olnly in early acess tho

[delicate ermine]

I got up to the chest plate on lord rank

I never found it

[tidal sapphire]

just keep going to the forest map and check my the carts

it should show up at some point plus a quiver for more arrows

[delicate ermine]

Is the ammo inf

[tidal sapphire]

Nah without the quiver its one shot but with quiver you get 2-3 arrows

[delicate ermine]

Oh ok

If I insure it will I be able to use it in free mode

[tidal sapphire]

Yeah

[delicate ermine]

Kk

[tidal sapphire]

I am curious, where around the world are we all in?

[tidal sapphire]

I wanna guess thats a sword?

[carmine wave]

somewhat

it works really well tho

[tidal sapphire]

Do u have a clip of it in action?

[carmine wave]

lemme get one

[tidal sapphire]

cool

[carmine wave]

i gotta update medal

[tidal sapphire]

is medal good?

[carmine wave]

yea

i dont like using obs or nvidia

[tidal sapphire]

I dont do many clips so I am lazy and just use the Microsoft or Xbob idk who runs it built in clip recorder

[tranquil blaze]

this fucker comes straight out of monty python

[low idol]

whats the best weapon for heavily armored willies

and what is the top rank?

[plain oyster]

Is it a built in feature that the slums map has cracks that tear the fabric of reality

[tall dagger]

yes!

[plain oyster]

Really

Is it also a feature that its the only map that lags my pc

They gotta do some fixing on that map

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yes-agree-indeed-GuDU8r5CnUoYtbS2CR

[plain oyster]

Okay now I need a serious answer

[tall dagger]

it was serious

[plain oyster]

Does having mercy on opponents define whether they will get your buns in the abyss?

[plain oyster]

It obviously wasn’t, still, I was asking about the question below your message.

Also sorry if I seem rude, I’m too tired from exercising and cant think of better vocabulary

[mental kelp]

yea, abyss zombies only appear if you kill the opponent

[plain oyster]

I got 50 souls at militia rank 💀 💀

I’m not the most merciful

I dont like killing them NPCs cause my head thinks they have a life but I also get sad when I see them suffering so I off them

Actually it depends on the rank

Here’s my rank mercy list

Beggar - I drop all my weapons and knock them out, I dont wanna kill them
Peasant - A bit less mercy than beggar
Commoner - I fight them normally, dont care if they die
Militia - I try not to kill them
Soldier - Im indifferent to their deaths
Veteran - I hit them in non lethal spots
Man at arms - Im indifferent to their deaths
Knight - I take pleasure in killing them, although I might have mercy
Lords - No mercy
Baron - I gut him

[mental kelp]

I usually just hold g before they fully die and it seems to count as them not dying

even if their head is bashed and throat slit

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/black-knight-draw-monty-python-gif-8453752444373485023

[sudden sundial]

No halfsword fight vids 😔

[tawdry vale]

Grabbed him by the hair and Mashed his neck into the trap like a Shryke saving it's prey for later

[sudden sundial]

Yay

[plain oyster]

Where’s the satisfaction in that

[plain oyster]

Since when does hall have a trap

[tawdry vale]

You throw one of these 6 levers and a log falls from the ceiling

There are 6 total logs

https://giphy.com/gifs/clashroyale-clash-royale-of-clans-supercell-dkA2t3GavRzngyBc8F

[slow harness]

demo AI seemed smarter than the AI now

[tough hollow]

the opposite i think

[slow harness]

Just seems like the AI now has like 4 or 5 attacks and that's it

Seemed more fluid in demo to me

[tough hollow]

i think thats because they run out of stamina

[sleek gull]

I think Demo AI felt better, personally.

[slow harness]

That I disagree with. I was fighting this one guy with a pole arm and he just kept swinging it up at me like 5 times

[slow harness]

They seem to "think" more carefully depending on what they have equiped

[tough hollow]

im not really sure but in my experience they always attack in bursts, retreat, and go back in

and you can usually hear them breathing heavily whenever theyre done with their burst

idrk though

[slow harness]

I have had where they come in and then retreat but it doesn't feel fluid, more like this just following a script

In my opinion!

A slider would be cool for AI difficulty

[tough hollow]

all we have right now is damage multiplier

so you could jack up your damage multiplier and lower the AIs if you want a challenge

ive also seen some modders make their character drunk

[fallen glacier]

as it is right now they really have no awareness of their surroundings. They'll walk right into traps if it's between you and them

I imagine this is why The Pit map isn't playable yet

[tough hollow]

i think they showed it in the trailer just to tease it and the other stuff that is to come in the future

[fallen glacier]

true

They'll straight up eviscerate themselves to death on those spiked logs if they're in the way to get to you. No regard for their own well-being lol

[tough hollow]

for sure

[shell forge]

They'll still likely cheat and one-shot you with swings that'd take you three of the same to do a fatal blow with

[slow harness]

Yes, I had one walk right into it

[tough hollow]

istg ai plate armor is like 2x as durable as mine

[slow harness]

This has also happened to me 😂

[tough hollow]

cool hiptoss

[fallen glacier]

Sometimes they do seem to kind of hit them out of the way though, not sure if they mean to do that

[tough hollow]

ive seen them do that also

definitly not on purpose though

[plain oyster]

Full game AI stops dead on its tracks when it sees a war staff. Demo AI has a death wish and still tries to fight it

[soft osprey]

They either walk straight into them and die, or they hit it and launch the things at you at Mach 10

[grave pecan]

EA is awesome

[grave pecan]

i remember fighting a beggar buhurt

all ran into my sword

[soft osprey]

I love just holding a poleaxe in front of me without swinging and they literally just impale themselves in the face

[hasty blade]

april fools. time to spread misinfo

[mental kelp]

Half sword update today

[shell forge]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-gif-23277791

[elder tendon]

ok apparently my character's grip is permanently broken

across like 4 matches now he just can't hold his weapon anymore, its like its stuck turned in the wrong way

[elder tendon]

restarting appears to have fixed it

[covert forge]

the grip in this game just isnt consistent

you get choked by nothing for half a second and you lose it

and sometimes nothing happens and you lose it

[proven silo]

Yeah it happens

Another bug to fix no biggy

[wraith haven]

Make Redemption Guaranteed. The only solace I feel when I trip over my feet and get bonked on the head is revenge homicide. pls devs pls

[safe rain]

They will make us go to church

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I have a lot of mod ideas

And yet I cant make a single one

[quaint wind]

Just seen a British guy on Ometv and I held up my baby photo and said "This is the baby I ate a week ago", he then said "You ate it?" I said yea, and then he said "That's rather unfortunate", was that a reasonable reaction?

[safe rain]

I dont know how

[wraith haven]

If that's where the jerk who knocked me out is I will go

[safe rain]

Church map incoming boiiiii

Late bizantine empire church style

I wonder how the crusade armor would look on willie

[wraith haven]

Had a willy hit me with a random instant death (through baron armor! The jerk!) so I fought my way through ~100 souls, found him in redemption, killed him, went to the abyss and killed him again. I need my salty run backs!

[verbal pollen]

Is halfsword demo updated or is it like the full version?

[spark axle]

I dont think they're updating the demo anymore, all of the patches since EA released have only been for the full version of the game

[tough hollow]

im pretty sure theyre going to add some of the EA combat mechanics to the demo in the future

[rapid pond]

Half sword official in dire need of posting the jester somg but updated

[bronze vessel]

looked away from bro for 5 seconds and he has the audacity to ask me for 200 billion million dollars in a few hours

[rapid pond]

Do you have a bayonette on one of these bad boys ?

[spark axle]

Swiss Sabre

[tidal sapphire]

You are making half sword into American street fighting simulator and I love it

[near grotto]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

[tidal sapphire]

Can you translate this message, I ain’t at your intelligence level

[near grotto]

What

[tidal sapphire]

I ain’t sure what you mean with your last comment

[near grotto]

It's the first two lines of the American national anthem

[tidal sapphire]

Ohh… sorry I never learnt that anthem… I ain’t American

I am guessing you are?

[near grotto]

Yeah

Pretty sure this is a scammer

[tidal sapphire]

It is… had a dumbass friend fall for it

[near grotto]

I imagine it happens by visiting the link in the image

[proud cliff]

<@&1080390104562016306> ye olde mrbeast crypto scam in chat

bro clicked the e-girl server link

[near grotto]

Where are you from actually?

[tidal sapphire]

New Zealand baby!!! 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

[rare hearth]

🥝

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/super-troopers-mother-of-god-shocked-surprised-omg-gif-5431091

[tidal sapphire]

Yep that’s me

[restive barn]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[slow anchor]

April fools update was a year ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pensive-sad-emoji-alyxig-uZzc7sXyh0l0hu9x6d

[spark axle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

BEHOLD, BAYONET RIFLE!

genuinely cant believe how well this worked

[restive barn]

does it shoot

[spark axle]

no, I cant be fucked with delving that deep into UE5, it's just a replacement for a spear head and a spear haft

way too lazy for that

[subtle totem]

i found a pot lid duplication glitch what do i do with this knowledge

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mqcAj1ZFg9CiDGElQ?invite=cr-MSxRMlksNTIxNjc1MDkw

oh wow it also works for any other item ive tried it on

[tulip cape]

Update today

[subtle totem]

they delete themselves after leaving the inventory though so no worry

i think\

[rare hearth]

is it normally held like a 2 handed sword

or 1 handed where u can right click to make 2 handed

[restive barn]

one handed but u can right click

[rare hearth]

peak

[frank jackal]

waht settings can i lower to increase fps abit

[slender hull]

blob

[restive barn]

king of buffslop

[slender hull]

das right

its the slop king

the buffslop race needs a hero, one who can make the sloppiest of slops stand on their two feet

[spare belfry]

The shit ya'll make

[cyan lily]

am i supposed to retire or do i just win

i beat the big boss twice so should i retire?

[rapid pond]

Beat it 9 times for the full armor, do whatever you want afterwards tbh

[cyan lily]

thank you

[heavy stump]

i thought there will be update on 1st april(

[gray vigil]

What,

They make the game as buggy as they can

And then release it to make everyone in the community as mad as they can

But really if you read the patch notes it said april fools

[gray vigil]

yer a fool man

Wait are we doing that game devs

[wind charm]

I was gonna bring positivity but big negativity ruined my vibe

Gn gamers

[restive barn]

have y'all ever played ultrakill

[rapid pond]

Ye

[restive barn]

marksman revolver (from ultrakill)

ignore the broken ui

like the coins ui

for some reason it displays a huge green square

[restive barn]

april fools lmao

it's april first

haha

hahahahaha

hahahahahaahhahahahaha

[tough yew]

rail cannon combo in half sword

[restive barn]

+DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT +ULTRARICOSHOT X4

[main orbit]

Something the WOR devs would say but unironically

[main orbit]

Dr nowhere type shit

https://tenor.com/view/boy-boy-in-the-bath-bath-child-i-never-existed-to-you-gif-139620645980282144

[gray vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-sonic-movie-3-movie-sonic-the-hedgehog-3-gif-9199037489513990088

[rapid pond]

Does the coin work.
Make the coin work.
Please make the coin work.

[restive barn]

i will

[rapid pond]

I love you

[restive barn]

goes a bit too low tho

really hard to shoot tho

[frank jackal]

oh sweet i can pay to have my sins absolved

[limpid pebble]

Wtf

[wanton zinc]

is it possible to grow muscle past 93 kg?

[restive barn]

yes

[wanton zinc]

how?

[restive barn]

by working out

[wanton zinc]

??

I have been brawling like crazy and jumping around in armor and cannot go any higher than 93 kg

[restive barn]

it

it's just really slow

#1474023089284190333

[soft osprey]

93kg is the initial softcap. Gets exponentially slower to grow from there and it’s not totally clear if it’s soft locked by day count or purely stamina burn, because I was at 98kg at day 200, another player was 107kg at day 400

[nocturne stratus]

ball

[vital dagger]

woops

[barren hamlet]

Still no update. Community needs to start getting loud about this.

[eternal scaffold]

Real im starting to feel like i got scammed

[wanton zinc]

why do fatal errors only occur on journeys bruh

wtf

i keep defeating two guys and everytime i win and go onto next round i get a fatal error

[spare belfry]

Lmfao

[soft osprey]

I can’t wait for this to spread beyond today

[restive barn]

currently no sounds but it works

ultrakill marksman revolver

[violet kindle]

shouldve made it a tiny crossbow

[restive barn]

???why

[violet kindle]

funny

[sleek gull]

Its not even a good MS Paint copy and paste job lol

[spare belfry]

You are deranged, good ser

[prisma ore]

What have you done

[restive barn]

lmao have u ever played ultrakill

[prisma ore]

Not gotten around to it

[restive barn]

the coin fucking hit my head

[sleek gull]

hmmmm. it would be some next level modding, but imagine Half Sword as Super Hot. You have a gun, and the Willies have in game weapons. You move, they move. You stop, they stop.

[prisma ore]

HA

[prisma ore]

Anyways impressive

[gilded veldt]

holy shit its the uhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

is it the marksman i forgot the name

[restive barn]

ye

[velvet musk]

Do yall think there will be another April fools update 🙏🙏

[restive barn]

no

[gilded veldt]

just install reshade and make the game look really bad
youve fooled yourself into wasting about 30 minutes

[rapid pond]

You need to make a full auto version and call it the gatling

[crimson sable]

im seeing many people is having the issue of the progress reset everytime they launch the game

I hope the devs figure out why it happens and then fix it cuz i already did everything for fix it and nothing

[soft osprey]

no they learned from last year that people online are like maliciously gullible and believe absolutely everything they see and hear no matter how blatant the joke is

[crimson mulch]

I'd be happy with any update that's not rushed

[lucid galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266054978213118064/1293798350176391188/caption.gif

[crimson mulch]

You can't rush a delicious meal

[lucid galleon]

Nooo

[sleek gull]

Tell the team to buck up, and ignore those who just want to spoil people's fun. Giving into these grumps saps the fun out of life.

[humble bloom]

didnt they just post boob armor and the update itself wasnt a joke?

[soft osprey]

literally just boob armor and people either got mad that the armor isnt realistic or weirdly happy that it seems women were being added

[gray vigil]

...

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-gif-26327776

No april fools update?

[idle crane]

The internet is not smart. Not long after i became mod i was quoted as saying a confirmed playtest release date by lots of people for speculating a date that was obviouslky just speculation

[humble bloom]

obviously the logical move today would be to post horse boob armor so people think female horses are being added.

[gray vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/forehead-slap-slapping-forehead-oh-my-god-gif-13308042

[idle crane]

I still see the occasional person convinced that is real

[sleek gull]

Just move on and ignore that stuff.

If you live in fear of what people will say, then you'll be too cautious to say anything at all. And that is no way to live.

[humble bloom]

I think the problem was that the last april fools joke wasnt absurd enough.
at least to the general population, it was only obviously a joke to anyone who knows anything at all.

[idle crane]

Yea i know im just saying people will absolutely believe it no matter how bad the image looks

[sleek gull]

Just put at the bottom of the post....

......

(Happy April Fools)

If they don't read that, it is their fault. lol

And it will be easily referenced as Not Real as it is part of the post.

[humble bloom]

probably shouldve pitched our ideas a few weeks ahead of april fools.

[grave pecan]

they do this?

[sleek gull]

They have, yeah

[grave pecan]

ohhh yeah so thats what that april fools video was about

[crimson mulch]

Choking someone should kill them after a bit

In game

[gray vigil]

But for some reason, today, choking someone does NOT kill someone after a bit.

Looks like god needs to patch that glitch

Or maybe he's playing april fools.

[rapid pond]

hello !

[gray vigil]

I'm not saying hi

[humble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-wiggle-cat-kitten-wiggle-kitten-crazy-gif-902192699507662021

[near grotto]

How bout dat pricks face when he saw da update

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-tony-soprano-funny-gif-5018786074331786569

[dire zephyr]

lol why are we ballroom dancing

[shell forge]

Needs more Vanilla Sharpshooter and Slab Piercer

[near grotto]

HOLY SHIT THE UPDATE IS CRAZY

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR FEEDBACK

[gray vigil]

Theres an update

BS

Loads of bs

[pastel rapids]

acting like its not april fools

[near grotto]

WE WERE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING THE WRIST FLOPPING ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[gray vigil]

Hu

What

[near grotto]

Just opt into the beta and you'll see what I mean

[prisma ore]

Oh lawd

[gray vigil]

Bro's trying so hard to say "April Fools"

Fine.

I'll play along

HUH?

[sleek gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1400109187370848257/1488885962208448554/image.png?ex=69ce689b&is=69cd171b&hm=2368b1fef2826cecd0c34c861d823d368ce1437addfedbc01f9342274e79f752&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[gray vigil]

WHAT BETA

WHERE IS THE BETA

I CAN'T SEE IT ON STEAM

[near grotto]

IN MANAGE SETTINGS

[gray vigil]

Better?

[near grotto]

THE BETA SECTION

[gray vigil]

OHHHHHHHHH

IN PROPERTIES

[near grotto]

YEAH YEAH YEAH

[gray vigil]

RIGHT

OHHHHHHHH

YEAH TS CRAZY

THE NEW BETAH IS INSAAAAAAAHNE

[near grotto]

Silent update drop is CRAZY

[gray vigil]

WOOOOAH

EVERYTHING IS FIXED

CRAZY

Alright jokes over

[near grotto]

DUDE PIT IS SUCH A FUN GAMEMODE

[gray vigil]

YEAAAH

(Jokes not over)

[near grotto]

Dude new free mode maps too

What the FUCK

[gray vigil]

OPEN WORLD

HOLY SHIT

THERES A STORYLINE

QUESTS?

Even...

A FOOD

Alright i'm done for real now

[near grotto]

Same here

[gray vigil]

APRIL FOOLS GUYS

HAHA

WE GOT YOU ALL

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-chud-the-faithful-sheriff-ptuber-doctor-chud-peanut-gif-15425702512655859519

[grave ocean]

im lovin narrow passage rn

underrated gamemode

especially since they fixed the balance problems

[main orbit]

PLEASE HALFSWORD DEVS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADD THE ABILITY TO ROTATE YOUR WEAPON

WHY DO I HAVE A BEAK ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF MY POLEARM IF I CANT USE IT

[daring marsh]

whats the easiest way to beat the commoner boss?

[sharp bison]

take the knife wait for him to swing AND MISS then go in for the strike

[humble bloom]

wrong boss

[sharp bison]

ohh

the big sword dude?

[humble bloom]

roll equipment for a pitchfork in the peasant tier and fight him with that.

[sharp bison]

i hate that guy

[humble bloom]

otherwise your best bet is with the longest longsword you can get, and you'll have to be good at the game.

[main orbit]

Get a pitchfork, double click Lmb, charge and pray

[sharp bison]

it can be pretty wobbly

[main orbit]

I mean double click when in range

[sharp bison]

i think best is 2 hands and aim and just keep it like that

the enemies are idiots and will charge in even when there are 2 spikes poiting in front of their chest

[past kestrel]

he had a skill issue

[sharp bison]

poor guy

[past kestrel]

he was too slow

[sharp bison]

your broke his arm before this and he still kept fighting

atleast he died with honor

[past kestrel]

no he died from the hit

[sharp bison]

his arm seems pretty twisted there

[humble bloom]

he wouldnt be able to hold the weapon if his arm was already broken.

[past kestrel]

yeah, but dont forget that since i also hit parts near his neck, he's REALLY dead

[sharp bison]

what if hes just built different

well WAS built different

[past kestrel]

all npcs are the same

well their muscles varie

[sharp bison]

are we going to forget the fact that you went in fully with a knight armor and polearm against a commoner

a polearm was enough man

even bare handed was enough

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/will-ferrell-elf-17

[past kestrel]

hey hear me out
my pollaxe is also strong enough to insta-kill the baron, ON THE TORSO HIT, mind you

[humble bloom]

maybe you should post it for real mcwonder so its not lies.

[sharp bison]

april fools?

[humble bloom]

the best way to combat lies is to make it the truth

[little verge]

It's not real.

[sharp bison]

or is it

[past kestrel]

yeet

[sharp bison]

did he pee himself?

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/alright-you-got-me

[wind charm]

Finally nailed the Kipup, will keep figuring it out.

[onyx moon]

this is why i rarely get fist fights in half sword

they dont want me paralyzing people and tackling

[little verge]

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/33300002

[onyx moon]

ka boom

[sleek gull]

I was waiting for you to see that one, lol. Hopefully you enjoyed it most.

[little verge]

Yes, I enjoyed the brief panic attack.

[onyx moon]

what he doin

[cerulean granite]

what would you guys say is the realistic gore/damage settings?

[onyx moon]

has he got heart failure or something

is that in the game

[tranquil willow]

i wish i could mod this game on linux but no can do

[onyx moon]

2nd powerbomb ive done in half sword

[past kestrel]

got his balls

[onyx moon]

and he landed like a powerbomb

[past kestrel]

would be cool if you had the bite mod

[cerulean granite]

how did you manage to do that?

[onyx moon]

secret mesopotamian grappling technique

also i think his neck broke

idk im not a chiropractor

[past kestrel]

honestly more about strength but it also depends on where you grab him

[onyx moon]

probably strength

cuz my guy is ripped

[past kestrel]

whats the mass?

[onyx moon]

dunno hes vanilla

maybe like

[past kestrel]

93KG?

[onyx moon]

97 iirc

[past kestrel]

oh

97

mine is at 130KG as of now

[onyx moon]

vanilla?

[past kestrel]

yes

[onyx moon]

that cant be real

[past kestrel]

on night 1532

[onyx moon]

okay bro

💔

[onyx moon]

checks out

[soft osprey]

Nice

[past kestrel]

has your character ever yeeted like this before?

[onyx moon]

well i just gave him an f5

rough selling though

last guy even broke his neck for the business

[past kestrel]

131KG on Morning 1534

[onyx moon]

got the fireman carry on him n everything

[onyx moon]

OH

oh

jeez

[onyx moon]

o block

[weak wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[naive granite]

i dont think thats a firemans carry

[prisma ore]

I can't wait for the total conversions

[onyx moon]

theres this too

this firemans carry

[vital dagger]

how and where do u get this mod

you fuck

GIVE ME

I NEED

[onyx moon]

spinebuster

a failed one

[left nest]

YALL DO YOU HAVE TO DO THE TOURNEY IN ORDER TO LEVEL UP

?

[stiff belfry]

Guys this game is so good

[warped apex]

Damn another aprils fools update

[stiff belfry]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1488962256212590745

[stuck epoch]

its the new update vro

[main orbit]

Yes

[proud cliff]

do tourney to get new rank, like beggar to peasant to commoner etc. but you can train muscles inside a rank. try buying some hired help at the trainer

[spare belfry]

How the fuck are you controlling that thing so finely?

[onyx moon]

luck i guess

[spare belfry]

I can't even aim properly in this game. I win because there's so many damn spiky bits on my poleaxe it just kinda slides in a nook

[devout lion]

the april fools update will be a major patch that fixes most of the major issues with combat, physics, and performance

[floral jungle]

did any of yalls games got restet roday?

[tidal sapphire]

Nah

[floral jungle]

mine did

[naive granite]

NOPEEEEE

[left nest]

thanks i finally got the baron cuirassier armor

[near grotto]

Bro this update is peak

[naive granite]

what update

[near grotto]

THE update

[naive granite]

and what is it

[near grotto]

Pit and narrow passage

[naive granite]

nope

[near grotto]

https://klipy.com/gifs/leon-kennedy-thumbs-up-1

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sheva-resident-evil-resident-evil-5-sheva-alomar-chris-redfield-gif-21494506

[timber pilot]

Eh i dont like how i have to do an age verification to turn on gore

[naive granite]

dagger in the eye

[near grotto]

It is what it is

[unreal dragon]

why do the npcs hair fall off after i start to beat them after their dead

[near grotto]

Alopecia

[unreal dragon]

bet

[spark axle]

musket + double dussacks

absolute kenway maxxing

[left nest]

how do i wear shoulder armor

[river osprey]

arming doublet

[white robin]

did u ever fix this

[river osprey]

Does the reverse grip dagger spawn in cellar even if its brawl?

[left nest]

huh

whats that

oh

[river osprey]

ur shirt

[spark axle]

I personally haven't seen one spawn in a brawl fight. The game strips you of all equipped weapons when the scene loads, so I guess that applies to weapons on the ground too

[river osprey]

alright ty

[craggy hull]

how is halfsword going

ive not played it in a while

[sleek gull]

Amazing, the Demo is still as great as it was. Tons of fun!

[elfin finch]

i will now commence in jesting and tomfoolery

[craggy hull]

im talking about EA

not demo

i couldnt care less about demo ngl

[sleek gull]

Oh, I dunno. I completed the progression, and the combat is subpar compared to the Demo, so EA is back burned for me until a significant combat update is pushed out.

[craggy hull]

fair enough

[cursive folio]

nothing has really meaningfully changed since EA's launch so it's just as you remember honestly

[craggy hull]

personally ik this is an unpopular opinion but i liked the EA more than the DEMO

demo feels way too easy

especially the fist fighting in demo is very easy

but ty for ur input guys ima just load up halfsword and see if i get an hour or two of fun for tonight

[unreal dragon]

im having so much fun on the ea right now i bought it last night

[craggy hull]

noice

ive beat the game

[unreal dragon]

& my rig is shredding it on epic its actually great & exactly what i expected from playing the demo

[unreal dragon]

ive been trying to take all my games really slow lately

[cursive folio]

what's your specs if you can run epic

I can only semi decently handle low

[unreal dragon]

9850x3d, 5070ti, 32gb ram

[sleek gull]

Depends where you were on the way to the skill ceiling. 1/2 of the advanced things I did in Demo, I cannot do in EA due to the 360 movement of wrists, your own weapon clipping through your own body, and unsheath attacks being 100% broken (the blade phasing through bodies and objects for about 2 seconds after being unsheathed)

[covert forge]

Idk It fixed itself one day

[cursive folio]

okay yeah makes sense

[unreal dragon]

yeah its absolutely eating it up its honestly beautiful

ive got the gore & blood maxed aswell

[cursive folio]

good for you

[unreal dragon]

thanks man i worked really hard to build this computer

[cursive folio]

32gb DDR5?

[unreal dragon]

got it for $250 about 2 months ago somehow

Walmart got me right

[covert forge]

These things besides optimization is the games biggest issue for me

[unreal dragon]

Cl36 6000mt

[cursive folio]

you're frickin balling dude that's a great build

[covert forge]

But I'm just kinda brute forcing through it

[cursive folio]

in this economy?

[unreal dragon]

Right, & i upgraded from a 2600x & 1660ti

[unreal dragon]

Very lucky i know, the fact that i got it for that price is honestly the main reason I decided i was going to build a new one

[craggy hull]

idk how but i play on a gtx 1650 lolz

my fps aint the best i mean i consider it playable

but most people wouldnt

its usually about 50 which is fine then on fights with more npcs then it goes to 30 ish

[covert forge]

Im playing on a 1660 Ti

[craggy hull]

i am gonna get a better computer soon

[covert forge]

It's not bad