halfsword-chat-⚔

[pliant crest]

Bezos never being allowed to pee, spending the remainder of his life moving boxes alone in a warehouse that has no AC in the middle of the hottest state in the US.

[elder tendon]

im not gonna be putting anyone in guillotines is all im sayin

[lyric junco]

i mean, i would

[pliant crest]

I've seen what makes those people cheer. I would do it without hesitation.

[elder tendon]

i think thats kinda fucked up but you do you ig

[lyric junco]

but let's stop for now until someone mutes us

[elder tendon]

i don't even execute willies

😔

[pliant crest]

And what they do is acceptable in any form? To be fair, it's not even a tiny fraction of what they've done.

[lyric junco]

it is fun, and sometimes even deserved

[elder tendon]

two wrongs don't make a right

also doesn't mean that what they do is acceptable

[pliant crest]

No, but they certainly stop a third in this case.

[summer cloud]

When did this channel turn into a dictatorship of the proletariat?

[lyric junco]

it's not exactly a wrong though, there are way worse things than death

[sharp orchid]

how all of the people living in Wallace, Idaho will be living on july 22nd, 2044 😂 ✌️

[lyric junco]

sorry! it's too tempting 😭

[pliant crest]

Bro, I know some places that live like that rn 🤣 😭

[pliant crest]

When the fires of the proletarians burned brighter than the blinding light of bourgeoise oppression 🫦

[grave pecan]

how is this discussion related to half sword at all

[pliant crest]

What's half sword?

[sharp orchid]

lords and barons vs beggars in half sword

basically

[elder tendon]

killing people, maybe

[lyric junco]

it is because i died

[grave pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/blart-bart-bartologue-horror-bartologue-horror-gif-9095704355467113147

[lyric junco]

also you technically overthrow the baron when you win the final tourney

[sharp orchid]

ball knower if you know what this painting is from

[summer cloud]

Didn't you know? The history of all hitherto existing Half Swords is the history of class

[pliant crest]

I fisted him to death

[elder tendon]

then you become the baron and the cycle continues

[honest timber]

hi chat just wondering am I blind or can you not actually get all of the equipment in free mode

[lyric junco]

i fisted my way through a 5m riot

[pliant crest]

Isn't it a black death painting?

[grave pecan]

no cuz we the player and AI stupid

[lyric junco]

you need to insure it

[pliant crest]

Share?

[grave pecan]

insurei t

[grave pecan]

insure

[pliant crest]

I didn't mean that 🫦

[lyric junco]

shhh

[pliant crest]

although that is kinda peak

[lyric junco]

it is what i did

[honest timber]

danse macabre from the nuremburg chronicles, it's about the black plague

[pliant crest]

Only if you make me

[grave pecan]

i would use the same helmet if it gave me vision in FP

[honest timber]

oh so you have to insure it in progression to use it in free mode word

[grave pecan]

no vision in fp = not using

[elder tendon]

what is that music

[grave pecan]

first person is goated

[lyric junco]

is this the dev redraw? what does the original look like

[lyric junco]

lets go

[elder tendon]

oh

[summer cloud]

Wealthy aristocrat violently enforces rent upon rebellious peasants (GONE WRONG)

[grave pecan]

yeah im the 7th dev who redrew it

[elder tendon]

i recognize it now

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4IwTivt7MapSeuPF?invite=cr-MSxndG4sNDAyNTExOTcx&v=10

[lyric junco]

lmao

[honest timber]

very similar but without color basically

[scenic kettle]

when’s the next update

[pliant crest]

I

love

beating up peasants

[grave pecan]

lovely hug

[summer cloud]

When will the peasants learn their place?

[scenic kettle]

?

[pliant crest]

makes me feel like a true aristocrat

A true capitalist 🫦

[lyric junco]

they really don't want to be free 😭

[pliant crest]

Not when the bronze blade is around

[lyric junco]

you meant the 6.47kg sword?

[pliant crest]

Imma be real though, a somewhat entirely random thing

Spartacus is so baller and is such a great insight into class conflict.

But no, as for the sword, I mean my bronze sword I made.

2.12 kg

[grave pecan]

"Half sword isn't scary!!!!!!"
explain dis boi 💀💀

[summer cloud]

A capitalist? What is that

[lyric junco]

my mom i guess

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/straining-gif-6190466

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-boii-what-you-say-boi-what-you-say-boiii-what-you-say-boi-what-you-say-about-phonk-gif-4119311610194571313

[summer cloud]

Just a few more years and I will be one too

[pliant crest]

My autistic ass trying to not write a paragraph

[lyric junco]

1ms without getting to the character limit challenge (impossible)

[summer cloud]

My embarrassment might be temporary but these gains are forever

[pliant crest]

People who unironically have that perspective on it

Like

Actively make me wanna go find a lake to drown in

Where I live, we got some of the stupidest mfers in existence.

[summer cloud]

Why? Do you not have bootstraps?

[pliant crest]

Just to point out, that saying was made to say something is impossible, but got co-opted.

[lyric junco]

i only like it to boot up my operating system

[pliant crest]

You can boot me up

[summer cloud]

Hoist thineself up by thy cuisses

[elder tendon]

hmm, getting weird shadow glitches now

[pliant crest]

Hoist me up, but not by those

[lyric junco]

O_O

[pliant crest]

I wnat uppiesss

[pliant crest]

uppies

[pliant crest]

Won't be the only thing when I'm done

[lyric junco]

i always knew half sword was freaky like that

[grave pecan]

weird creature seen in alleys

[pliant crest]

I'll get wet

[spark axle]

dead guy flail

[lyric junco]

won't we all?

[pliant crest]

Talking about proletarian revolution just gets me going

[pliant crest]

Something about throwing off the shackles of exploitation and oppression really just gets me going on the inside 🫦

[grave pecan]

make one with a casted mace head

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-reacts-shocked-1

[grave pecan]

half sword lowkey beatiful

[sharp orchid]

did you use lukes mod for this?

[spark axle]

why would I need to make another one I already have dead guy flail

[grave pecan]

fun

[spark axle]

nope, just replaced some meshes

[pliant crest]

I still want those uppies

[sharp orchid]

oh nice

[pliant crest]

swordies

[summer cloud]

How do you guys like my new sword?

[sharp thunder]

10 enemy horde battle

might be more than 10 lowk

no its 10 :3

i can count

[soft osprey]

Discord mobile is such trash. Can never get a video to play

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1486959078365335693/MedalTVHalfSword20260326235411143-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[summer cloud]

HEVC moment

WHY has no one showed me a heavy longsword before? This thing is actually sick to use

[gritty salmon]

because your wrists are blending together

[summer cloud]

Realistic. That happens IRL too

[gritty salmon]

yeah i love it when my wrists turn 360 degrees

[elder tendon]

why my shadows doin this now

[ripe nest]

ominous floating wille head

[sharp orchid]

it cost me 2 hours, 100 braincells, and a headache tp get navigation working on this damn map

[summer cloud]

I don't see a problem here

[elder tendon]

this guy still hasn't surrendered

[sharp orchid]

love this map and im not even done with it

[grave pecan]

what dolts in the frankenburg forest do when their cartridge runs out of horse power (someone edit the song please)

[sharp orchid]

half sword if it was set in japan:

[deep shale]

location, japan

[tranquil blaze]

its kinda funny how you just need a piece of the drunkie in order to finish the errand

[sudden sundial]

I feel anger

[tranquil blaze]

seeing the ground, i sense more than anger

[sudden sundial]

true anger

[grave pecan]

half sword but im drunk

[summer cloud]

I think I got him

[sudden sundial]

Geezmo did you see my video?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1487544824294019122/4C4E0C1.MP4?ex=69c98793&is=69c83613&hm=aeca35380a3af8759184ccb29281f7b414af41d0057470cd9f4352401ac68278&

[summer cloud]

Brutal

Wouldn't want to be one of those guys

[sharp orchid]

he'll be fine

[tranquil blaze]

i like how my willbert looks now, sure the open face is a safety issue but hey i can see in first person

[tranquil blaze]

i just had a cool but probably impossible idea, custom engravings

something about having ''peepee poopoo check'' on my blade itches just right

[warped apex]

I love the fully modeled building on slums

[tranquil blaze]

kind of a bummer that slums is so laggy, it looks cool

actually it used to be much worse

[spark axle]

Parrying dagger to go with my rapier

[warped apex]

really wish I could run the game more than 60 fps on a 4080 super...

I mean with framegen I can get like 120-200

but that's framegen slawp

[grave pecan]

this combo doesnt allow players to backstab their necks with half swording
remember this if we ever get multiplayer half sword

[warped apex]

I don't think is supposed to happen

[grave pecan]

this is not how you use a sword

[hollow quiver]

sadly they removed dark knight

[grave pecan]

a stab did this

[grave pecan]

nah it was blue

we had like

a full blue set in demo

for knight

[tranquil blaze]

turns out you can stab people with the pollaxe ends too, cool

[grave pecan]

its gone

[hollow quiver]

i mean the eight boss

its blue due sunligh

[grave pecan]

still a blue

wish there was a black set in the demo

or a full black set in the ea

[sharp thunder]

I CANT SEE SHIT 🔥

[lament wraith]

is autoparry ever going to be removed

[hollow quiver]

what the fuck

the guy with barrel

[sharp orchid]

vorp?

[astral bluff]

hi

[grave pecan]

no

play with something else that acts like a sword

great axei s good

its like a sword without autoparry

[bold pendant]

Autoparry is so bad 💀

[red phoenix]

uhm I seem to be stuck in photo mode

[sharp thunder]

happens to the best of us

[red phoenix]

I can't click out, escape does nothing, F brings up the slowmo sound effect

[sharp thunder]

RIP

ive had that happen to me before and i lost the cool scene i was trying to take photos of

had to alt f4

[grave pecan]

mace swing so good it crashed

[grave pecan]

just press close

[red phoenix]

I hid the UI to take a screenshot

and then can't show it back again cause nothing works

[grave pecan]

alt f4 at that point

clicking on close works for me

[red phoenix]

did

[grave pecan]

man longswords are so good on high tiers

[sharp orchid]

what yall think abt my new map?

[grave pecan]

when are you releasing this

[sharp orchid]

i might make a couple more maps, take down the tower mod, and bundle it all together in a map pack

or rather, a collection of all my maps that can be downloaded seperatley

[grave pecan]

collection better, you would lose the download count

[sharp orchid]

problem is the collection would be like 10gb

each map is about 1 gb

so i dont want to take up everyone's storage space yk?

[grave pecan]

dawg tf

tf ur putting in the maps

8k textures

[sharp orchid]

way too many assets and textures

[sharp orchid]

some are 4k but not all of them

actually most arent, as far as i know

[timber pilot]

halfsword map

[sharp orchid]

thats a big map

interior of one of my walls

suprisingly is has an interior in the first place

peak modding experience

[sudden sundial]

traversement

[buoyant oyster]

i love whacking them across the face with fists

[red phoenix]

if you die in the Ultimate Challenge do you also lose all progress in the Gauntlet?

[sharp orchid]

no

you just lose all progress in the ultimate challange

[red phoenix]

oh thank the gods

[mental dune]

how do i reset my character completley

i retired and made a new one but it still had all my stuff and money how do i do a fresh playthrough

[sharp orchid]

delete your gameprogress.sav file or if you just want to be rid of the character you can talk to the innkeeper and retire him

[red phoenix]

so the baron just invented resurrection technology and decide to only use it for bloodsport
understandable

[mental dune]

ya cause i have more money than i know what to do with i wanna play throguh again

[sharp orchid]

you could also just sell al your weapons, buy some mercinaries and pay them off for an unreasonable amount of days to lose all your money

and never use them

[sharp orchid]

but if you want to delete your save file the file is located in C:\Users\youruserhere\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[mental dune]

id like to do a fresh save file but i dont wanna lose my free mode item progress

[sharp orchid]

well free mode items are just insured campaign items

so its not possible to do that unless you want to edit your save file

[past kestrel]

bro i think Heinrich forgot to put his weapons and armor back on

[mental dune]

theres no option to just make a new save? i thought the game was in early access now

[sharp orchid]

yeah theyre gonna add that later on prob. but for now you cant reset progression everything without also resetting freemode

if you want i can edit your save file to remove all your money and weapons but sitll keep them in free mode

[lyric junco]

wait, is this about demo? what a time capsule 🤤

[mental dune]

or a way to start the game over without having to go into the files...

[sharp orchid]

other than just retiring, selling all your weapons and wasting money, no

[red phoenix]

not... not sure how to respond to that

[sharp orchid]

been 2 months of ea btw

[lyric junco]

oh, sorry then, my brain is hay sometimes, when i read ultimate challenge the only thing that comes to my mind is the ultimate challenge in the demo, i was pretty sure the new last boss of the game is just baron tourney

[lyric junco]

i'm still nostalgic of it!

[red phoenix]

I mean I am playing the demo

but the second half made me feel... ???

[sharp orchid]

so go play it twin

[lyric junco]

i was feeling silly

[lyric junco]

i did my time with it today

[red phoenix]

I mean the demo is not old so I don't understand the nostalgia

[lyric junco]

i played a lot of it

[sharp orchid]

me too, but im not nostalgic of it

[lyric junco]

and now to play it you have to change settings between versions and it's such a bother while ea is not clearly better than demo

[red phoenix]

yeah but I wouldn't say I'm nostalgic for Cyberpunk because I played it a lot

[red phoenix]

I mean there isn't a lot of settings in the demo

[lyric junco]

but there is when you go back to ea

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nicolas-cage-screaming-1

[lyric junco]

if you didn't play it for some time you would feel nostalgic, would you? especially if you enjoyed it

[red phoenix]

I haven't played it for some time and enjoyed it but it's nowhere near old enough to evoke nostalgia

[lyric junco]

i suppose we perceive time differently

[lavish lion]

what a twirl

[red phoenix]

I'm nostalgic of things that happened like 10 years ago, not 2 months lol

[lyric junco]

yeah, i'm not nostalgic for cyberpunk either, halfsword has a different vibe like a flash game yk

[sleek gull]

The older you are, the further back nostalgia lies. The younger you are, nostalgia lies in the recent past

[dawn pelican]

Does Willie work out both arms at the same time or can you get just train one arm.

[red phoenix]

Jesse what the hell are you talking about

[sleek gull]

I get nostalgic for snes games, we are not the same lol

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-confusion-i-show-speed

[lyric junco]

i'm fond of halfsword demo in a unique way

[red phoenix]

I mean I'm not even in college yet so how young must they be for that logic to apply lol

[lyric junco]

i'm 18 and a half, lol

[sleek gull]

We have folks as young as 13 here

[red phoenix]

the brain has been rotten completely

[lyric junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1475545252562473060/Bez_nazwy-1.gif

[sharp orchid]

this conversation made me lose my final braincell

[vapid hull]

we should eliminate all of the -18 users here like outlast's server did

[dawn pelican]

The purge

[sleek gull]

I wouldn’t be against that lol

[lyric junco]

yes please, there is way too much nsfw here

[red phoenix]

IT'S THE FINAL BRAINCELL
DIDEE-DEE-DOO
DIDDEE DEE DEE DOOO

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/god-why

[vapid hull]

I miss when this server was a majority +18 history buffs

[dawn pelican]

Can your Willie get too old and refuse to get up

[vapid hull]

It would be beautifull

[summer cloud]

Today has been alright for clip farming

[lyric junco]

it was fine when i referenced cartels before ea, straight up only 2 months ago, now mods get mad as if toddlers were buying a game about swordfighting

[sharp orchid]

yaeh probably

hes just got to live that long first

[vapid hull]

toooo be fair they were also wayy less politically relevant back then as well

[dawn pelican]

Willie dysfunction

[lyric junco]

they are politically relevant now?

[vapid hull]

but yeah no the amount of immature children here have certainly caused enhanced moderation

[red phoenix]

I don't think that's really doable

[sharp orchid]

i reference cartels now tf?

[vapid hull]

Google them!!

[lyric junco]

many slip past but if you do it enough they will notice you

[lyric junco]

as in half sword games?

[vapid hull]

maybe not, but I think Orson had it right with that great purge where anyone who acts too immature. Besides its not like I'm advocating for more questionable/unsafe content, I'm just saying if they seem immature enough to be here they should get the booot

[dawn pelican]

I asked before but is it possible to train just one arm in game and achieve this physique

[red phoenix]

but I do think the server should have like a certain baseline for maturity allowed due to the nature of the game itself, and so not accept complaints about mature stuff being discussed

[lyric junco]

it's a game about killing eachother, i mean come on, if this place needs a brainrot filter something is wrong

[vapid hull]

This server if I could ban people I don't like

[lyric junco]

you remember clueless?

[red phoenix]

yeah tho yknow, judging people's maturity based on their behavior on a discord server might be a bit faulty, not to mention very subjective

[vapid hull]

This message alone is gonna stop me from getting modded lol

[vapid hull]

mhmhmhm

[summer cloud]

Okay but why not have this conversation in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 ?

[vapid hull]

true dat, and also Orson's server still suffers the issue of dorkz from hell

[red phoenix]

like I have had 20-something year olds do the one less than 68 meme thing because they are on tiktok or like a tour guide who spends a lot of time with kids

[bleak bramble]

my boyfriend

[summer cloud]

Said by ex-mod

[red phoenix]

because

[lyric junco]

we are talking about way more offtopic stuff here a lot >:3

[lyric junco]

i know right

i love using clueless screenshots

[vapid hull]

Sot rue queen

[summer cloud]

How the mighty hath fallen

[vapid hull]

do u remember blueberry?

[dawn pelican]

I thought I was fine but I watched a video where someone modded there to be no pain in game where there were willies cut in half hopping around on one leg while still fighting kinda made me squeamish

[red phoenix]

-# I mean you can turn the gore and blood off...

[dawn pelican]

Like man made horrors I could comprehend

[lyric junco]

as if that was not the main feature of the game

[bleak bramble]

me when i fall in the endless pit of acid

[red phoenix]

I would argue the realistic physics-based combat is the main feature

like HEMA

with the gentle settings you turn it from mediebal combat sim to HEMA/fencing sim

where no one actually gets hurt but acts like they do

[lyric junco]

you have a point

[red phoenix]

mediebal great spelling, Lily

[dawn pelican]

If I could figure out how to mod I would make a giant M&M’s tube club

[sharp orchid]

why not mod the weapon of instant doom and despair

[dawn pelican]

That and the BFC 9000 from cyberpunk iykyk

[red phoenix]

anyways I believe the Bohemia faction should be replaced bec nobody actually goes for the faster kicking it should be replaced with Poland-Lithuania and make you harder, better, faster and stronger because POLSKA GUROM

[bleak bramble]

i love smashing knees

replace it with an even faster kick

[red phoenix]

this would be much more usable and lore-accurate because Poland is bestland

also then we can have Poles fighting Germans for that sweet historical katharsis

also fighting the French and English for not helping in September '39
make the next update "Poland wins against everyone" update

[sharp orchid]

an easy way to identify a polish person is if they get mad when you say poland is in eastern europe

[red phoenix]

no no

[dawn pelican]

Has anyone tried violating Willie like vlad the impaler

[red phoenix]

if you're not Polish and say Poland is in Eastern Europe

you get beaten up

but

if you ARE Polish

then you know Poland is Eastern Europe

you know a Polish person because they constantly complain about Poland being a genuine dump nobody likes to live in but also the moment they see Poland mentioned they go into a patriotic frenzy because POLAND MENTINED

[sharp orchid]

this is true with literally any country. everyone instantly gets patriotic when poland is mentioned

[pearl ferry]

knocked ALL of his teeth out

[shell forge]

Does't thou have any ibuprofen? My cranium hath a piercing malady...

[sharp orchid]

i just had to bring a zombie to this state so it would finally die

mind you the killing hit didnt remove any of the limbs there, it survived all of that

[tired prism]

how do you install the ue4ss so i can mod my halfsword

where do i put it

[vapid hull]

"had to bring him to this state" bro you had to bring him to the mother ship, where the FUCK are you?????

[crude path]

did the game ever get the ability to customize your controls? im physically disabled and need it to play well

deciding factor of buying it
looks so gooood

[sharp orchid]

funny part is youre exactly right

[tired prism]

do u have a list of item ID's so i can spawn the purple clothes

(i dont know console comman ds

[sharp orchid]

i modded those myself man

with save editing

[tired prism]

SIGH

cant you spawn them in with console

with that ue4 modding thing

[sharp orchid]

idk how to spawn things with console so i'd assume youd only be able to spawn items that already exist in the game

so probably not purple clothes

[tired prism]

oh wait i thought they existed

[sharp orchid]

only in demo

[tired prism]

130 kg of muscle mass is like goated

yes i played that long to get it

[sharp orchid]

what day are you on

[tired prism]

like

400 almost

i was like 118 a while ago

118 kg muscle mass

[summer cloud]

You load 16 tons, what do you get

[tired prism]

ive used probably the heaviest sword at like 6.5 kg

yes you can make that in vanilla

golden pommel and guard

[summer cloud]

Can you even swing that?

[forest forum]

another year older and deeper in debt

[tired prism]

yeah hardly though

its a slow recovery

obviously

[summer cloud]

This is my heaviest sword, it's tricky

[tired prism]

try all the weight in the handle lol

[summer cloud]

Got harder to control

[tired prism]

lemme show you what wielding a 6.5kg sword with 130 kg muscle mass looks like if its even considered a weapon at that point

[summer cloud]

Looks a bit too bottom heavy

[safe rain]

It is

[summer cloud]

Can't get proper swings in

[safe rain]

The pommel takes 75% of The weight

[summer cloud]

Probably need to slow down the swings a bit too, so you can get some momentum going

[tired prism]

yeah

point was to have the heaviest sword

[safe rain]

In Other words: use it like a highlander

[tired prism]

but ive made much more efficient weapons

extremely efficient

i had to lower my damage

[safe rain]

Lightweight axes

Berserker dual axe halbreds

Or double heavy messer

I have one with 2 kg each

But I would like to have something close to 2.5 with double maces

Or warhammers

[tired prism]

i recommend a 1.2kg+ waraxe if its duel wielded

[safe rain]

The Best light weapon is often The biggest

[safe rain]

Indeed

Or a very short pollarm with The executioner head

[tired prism]

using a 1.3kg arming sword, single handed and meant for cutting down masses of lightly armored targets]

[safe rain]

I made one with 3.11

[broken crane]

how you get big moscles

[limber kiln]

So uh, that's not even in the game

[safe rain]

Use a lot of stamina each fight

[broken crane]

whats the max

[safe rain]

There is no known max

[tired prism]

there is none

but it slows down the more you have i believe

[safe rain]

But there is a soft cap on 93 kg

[broken crane]

is welding a big heavy sword good for that

[tired prism]

i reached 98 in like 50+ days

its possible

[safe rain]

It gets exponentially harder

[tired prism]

you should see how heavy my armor is lmao

10 kg thigh cover

[safe rain]

Idk why but with 2 characters I cant get out of 93 kg even After that Many days

[tired prism]

5kg for pauldrons

[sharp orchid]

yeah i tis

[safe rain]

Well over 20 kg only in armor

Idk how does that affect The stamina

I think it doesnt

[tired prism]

i run this

its like

[safe rain]

I feel the same drainage in duels and in brawls

[tired prism]

20kg for the breastplate only

lmao

[safe rain]

Excelent

[tired prism]

atleast 40 KG in armor

heaviest armor turns out to be probably the most protective

i saught out the heaviest equipment

[safe rain]

Simulation active

[tired prism]

horror game but its really gmod

[safe rain]

We need a portal map

[sharp thunder]

i was thinking about porting one of the p2 test chambers

that would be so sick

[summer cloud]

dang

[tired prism]

a resident evil map would be sick too

[sharp orchid]

i dont think they like the party man

[tired prism]

specifically re9

[safe rain]

With a GlaDos overlay seeing everything

[sharp orchid]

spaceship

[tired prism]

i want that cursor

[safe rain]

Agarrenlo! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tired prism]

i want mine to do that

[sharp thunder]

i ❤️ white lighting

[sharp orchid]

me too

[summer cloud]

what do you mean?

[tired prism]

how do you get it to do that

i see a drag line with acrosshair

[summer cloud]

mod on nexus

[sharp orchid]

lowky gonna show the map on vc

[tired prism]

wgat mod

[sharp orchid]

my mod

[summer cloud]

idk like the first one

[tired prism]

meant the crosshair

[sharp thunder]

is that the same planet model from chromes space mod?

[tired prism]

that he used

[sharp orchid]

no, i took it off of sketchfab

[sharp thunder]

ohhh nicer

[safe rain]

Mmmm reminds me of the zethan mothership in fallout 3

[summer cloud]

Its too easy 🙁

[sharp thunder]

looks fucking beautiful imma dd something like that in the sky of flatgrass lol

[sharp orchid]

me too actually

[tired prism]

geezzzzz i want the modddd i want that crosshair 😭

[sharp orchid]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/173

[safe rain]

Mario hand

[tired prism]

thxxx

[sharp orchid]

my characters got pollen on him

[safe rain]

Mmmmmmmm I wonder where can I model some weapons

[tired prism]

that helmet MIGHT be bad

[safe rain]

Ovrs armory is weird

[sharp orchid]

its just the bees

[safe rain]

Or sand

Talking about Saaand....

[summer cloud]

AI cant even swing 😭

[tired prism]

wish the plate armor and chainmail completely blocked bees out </3

[summer cloud]

They block the bees in, unfortunately

[sharp orchid]

no the bees are better than that

[tired prism]

erm

no way are they getting through chainmail and plate

before being crushed

[naive cedar]

Someone froze their piss and threw it in you

[summer cloud]

Where do you think light comes in

[sharp orchid]

my map has weird spawns sometimes

[tired prism]

light doesnt go in 😭

[summer cloud]

Willie POV

[tired prism]

real

[sleek gull]

ninja type shit

[summer cloud]

Imagine using a light sword

So antiquated

[naive cedar]

Adds scenic story

[sharp orchid]

use a gun instead

[naive cedar]

You were taking a nap on the boxes

[summer cloud]

Thats not a gun

[tired prism]

might need to play with the grip 😭

[summer cloud]

THIS is a gun

[naive cedar]

WOAHH WOAH WOAH WOAH

[sharp orchid]

its not my mod but they fixed the grip in a later update

[naive cedar]

I see this as a threat

Pointing that gun at me is wild

[summer cloud]

That's none of your business, I'm the one with the gun

[grave pecan]

blackkkkk salllllet

[sleek gull]

Gotta give it to him, he's got heart.

[grave pecan]

what tier you were

knight?

never seen a black sallet in my entire playthrough of EA

[tired prism]

its mid

[grave pecan]

no first person view?

i still dont care man

[tired prism]

nah just has no protection

[grave pecan]

i'm collect helmets

u sure?

does like all weapons go through it or smth

[tired prism]

yeah its not as sturdy as the other heavier ones

its easier to knock you out

[grave pecan]

u sure

[tired prism]

uh yeah

try a 3.6kg helmet

and a bevor

does wonders

[grave pecan]

still tho

[agile lintel]

‎

what

why

[sleek gull]

Quick Draw!

[agile lintel]

I loaded into the demo, I accidentally cracked my characters neck, got sent to the abyss, and crashed upon impact with the floor 👍

[sharp orchid]

worst party for this man

[twilit escarp]

damn those were some clean parries

[lavish summit]

how to get crossbow

[sharp orchid]

it sometimes spawns in a crate next to the wagon in forest

[tired prism]

the most black armor pieces ive gotten happens to be thigh vambrace pauldrons helmet bevor and half gauntlets

[lavish summit]

is there like a gun mod or a bow mod

[tired prism]

crossbow exists

in base game

[lavish summit]

yeah ik that

[tired prism]

find it in the forest

[lavish summit]

i found it

is there a way to get infinite bolts

[sharp orchid]

what the fuck is in this guys blood thats making it yellow 😭

[broken crane]

can you choke someone out

[lavish summit]

how do you reload ur crossbow

[past abyss]

game is so fucking easy

[lavish summit]

yes

[past abyss]

im literally just charging at people with a sword in stabbing motion and they just run into it

[tired prism]

cooking

[lavish summit]

how do you reload ur crossbow

[tired prism]

r

[left mantle]

You need a quiver

[tired prism]

then drag the bolt

onto it

assuming you picked bolts up

[shell forge]

Bro has gained the Baron's trust and was taken to his leader

[tired prism]

bro

[bronze vessel]

just got glory killed by a fucking axeman

[sharp orchid]

they thought i was the baron cuz i was wearing purple clothes

[sharp orchid]

i hate to say it but DAMN he comboed your ass 😭

[bronze vessel]

first match i played in demo in weeks im washed

[safe rain]

Wawa

[soft osprey]

Youre weak If you hire mercenaries and also if you pay off your souls. That is all I want to say.

[broken crane]

how do you get that crosshair

[bronze vessel]

i just fight my souls 10 at a time whenever i feel like it

[tired prism]

ea crosshair mod nexus

[soft osprey]

I use a polehammer so even after like 50 days I’ll only have 3-4 souls. It’s a bit jarring though, you can just absolutely bash a guys skull over and over as hard as you can, and it won’t count as a kill

[sudden sundial]

whats the strongest you can be without mods?

[tawdry vale]

86 kg was kind of my soft cap I think

[sudden sundial]

IM AT 79

HOW DO I MAKE IT STRONGER

[soft osprey]

There is no real limit, just exponentially more stamina needs to be burnt after you hit 94kg

[sudden sundial]

ah

[soft osprey]

Im at day 200 at 98kg

Someone else was 107kg at 400

[sudden sundial]

I will go to training and keep punching

[sudden sundial]

wait do you get stronger in training?

[sharp thunder]

I hope we get some bigger battles in the vanilla game at some point

10 opponent fights are just too much fun

[timber pilot]

inshallah a thousand computers shall weep and fall

[sharp thunder]

yeah it only runs as well as it does cause the map itself is so basic

[buoyant ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2xkuyQKSFhL9QiYHuPX6HD?si=402eb5ead4a14b18

[tawdry vale]

72 Virgins shall wait for this CPU whenever it detonates and destroys the PC

[remote crypt]

its GM_flatgrass of course it is

and we love it

[sterile perch]

when is the actual game coming out

[grave pecan]

where did you genuinely get the black sallet bro

[sudden sundial]

how much energy do I have to lose?

and whats the quickest way to lose energy?

[grave pecan]

nobody knows that

[grave pecan]

just swing like crazy with something heavy

and have armor

[sudden sundial]

ah

[sharp orchid]

i love these boxes

they so shiny

[near grotto]

Bro we're getting an alien map before the new update 😭

[fickle steeple]

why is he crying i barely even scratched him

[sharp orchid]

i made a city map too

[sudden sundial]

should I like jus shake my weapon crazily

ALR

[fickle steeple]

physics of pain and suffering

[sudden sundial]

I laughed so hard at that

[remote crypt]

can we have a fungus home for willie

as god intended

[sharp orchid]

like those mf mushroom houses in the smurfs

?

[remote crypt]

yes

[sharp orchid]

well yeah i can, but the npcs would break in there

navigation SUCKS with imported assets with interiors

[remote crypt]

aww

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3691893647

can we have

dis

[sharp orchid]

you should ask @sharp thunder this instead, he has flatgrass mods already

[remote crypt]

@sharp thunder https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3686882081

Its the backrooms

[sudden sundial]

this litteraly made me laugh

[sharp thunder]

the only reason i was able to port gm_flatgrass is cause someone went through the work of ripping it from garrys mod and then somehow converting that to work in blender and unreal engine, would take a ton of learning and effort to do that unless someone has already made a 3d model of gm_flatgrassgreek for download

sadly

[sudden sundial]

how much did you laugh from this?

[fickle steeple]

holy shit

[sudden sundial]

DUDE MY CHARACTER LITTERALY CANNOT HOLD HIS POLLAXE

[hollow frost]

Are there any errands besides chop the barrel and escort the drunkard

[sudden sundial]

wow

in the house

[rotund palm]

I dont think so but itd be cool if there was

Errands should give alot more tbh

Like 25

Or

No

15

Beggar and similar tiers are way too hard for me cuz i cant get enough money

[hollow frost]

Yeah

[grave pecan]

errands are incase you run out of money

you need money for missions

they usually cost 2 to 3 pfennings

[sudden sundial]

100

[shell forge]

I'm sure he'll sleep off the three o-dachi stabs in his torso.

[rotund palm]

Yeah i know but that shouldnt be their only purpose

[grave pecan]

do good missions

champions and retributions give the most

[stuck epoch]

they're movable right 👀

[sharp orchid]

sadly no i didnt make them that way

its to save fps trust

[grave pecan]

bloat

[rotund palm]

We need every frame we can get!

[rotund palm]

Just not really my point

Ur right but those are high risk too

[grave pecan]

if you die its because you let them kill you

[rotund palm]

I mean idk the last time i won a champion fight

[grave pecan]

if you have the skill for it or just a overall good as hell weapon that deals blunt damage alot you can win

[rotund palm]

Okay well

[rotund palm]

Someone with those would play those modes

But for players who are bad/dont want to gamble could take the errands

[rotund palm]

WHAT THE HELL

i didnt know a limb completes the errand

[tawdry vale]

They did not say anything about him getting home alive :)))

[fickle steeple]

i wonder if its still possible to slice a fully armored knight in half

[rotund palm]

Hes fine either way

You can see him in the next errand youedo

He reproduces by budding trust

🙏

[grave pecan]

where is version 0.2 and 0.1

[tawdry vale]

ate it

I was hungry

[grave pecan]

no but seriously

0.6 is early acess
0.5 is the demo where they combined abyss and playtest
0.4 is the playtest (no gauntlet demo)
0.3 is the abyss demo

[shell forge]

I TOOK YOU HOME, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

[tawdry vale]

0.2 and 0.1 are likely the Itch.io builds

[grave pecan]

yeah im guessing that

[rotund palm]

Hes obviously still pissed that you had to escort him to his home

[shell forge]

And now he hath two nipponese blades up thine rectum

[sudden sundial]

yo guys

im gonna let you make a sword

so

yea

[grave pecan]

turns out the itch demo is 0.2

where is 0.1?

[tawdry vale]

"Nipponese" is crazy

[rotund palm]

Call it half sword

[past kestrel]

my guy saw what happened to the dude on the right and immediately surrendered

[sudden sundial]

pick everything you want @rotund palm

[rotund palm]

Oh damn idk

I dont have the game rn

[sudden sundial]

ah

[shell forge]

I'm pretty sure "Japan" was really only used in early modern period

[sudden sundial]

mark them

[rotund palm]

I always go with the diamond pommel, longsword grip, the guard doesnt matter and the grooved straight blade with the biggest size

[sudden sundial]

mark thge ones for the hieght

[tawdry vale]

Since he won't choose the crossguard, would you put a crescent guard?

[rotund palm]

Honestly you pick

I barely remember any of these customisations

[sudden sundial]

what color?

for leather?

[rotund palm]

All i do is go for functionality

[shell forge]

Okay, wtf is wrong with the drunkard?

[sudden sundial]

Spod

bottom right

[tawdry vale]

diarrhea

[sudden sundial]

pick leather color

[tawdry vale]

Brown

[sudden sundial]

no

[rotund palm]

I DONT EVEN DO THAT

[sudden sundial]

Spod chooses

[rotund palm]

Gng please let him choose im ASS at customisation

[sudden sundial]

LOOK AT THE COLORS

PICK YOUR FAVORITE

CHOSSE WHAT YOU WANT

THIS IS YOUR SWORD

[rotund palm]

[sudden sundial]

choose

[rotund palm]

BLACK

[sudden sundial]

ok!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS LOWK PEAK

IT HAS PERFECT HANDLE TO IT

[tawdry vale]

Lemme see

[fickle steeple]

huh

[rotund palm]

I love how theres only 2 characters in the entire game that are persistent and we absolutely destroy the one without armor

[sudden sundial]

anymore "lemme see"

1 slice

insta mothafucking slices

[tawdry vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/top-goat-peak-kbiZef842RiAMVLaSJ

[shell forge]

See, what I do is try and sober up the guy. If i kill him, it's an accident

[sudden sundial]

@rotund palm here is your holy work

[rotund palm]

We NEED the bucket with water as a weapon

[sudden sundial]

like it spod?

[rotund palm]

1 use per each fight

And 10% chance of making him sober

If you can aim the water at him

[shell forge]

What's wrong with inhuman amounts of pain as a means of sobriety?

[tawdry vale]

I don't even try to kill him, I just think either dragging him home by his neck or punching his lights out is funny.

[rotund palm]

THAT WASNT EVEN THE SWORD I WANTED

but its my fault idk how to describe what i want

[sudden sundial]

YES IT WAS

[shell forge]

Corpses don't feel pain, that's why my kills are accidental

[sudden sundial]

YOU WANTED IT

I MADE LONG SWORD

[rotund palm]

I meant the blade omfg

Im so far gone

[wild wagon]

im trying to kill as many in the early tiers as i can so i can grab a good longsword in the abyss

and continue killing

ive deleted my save like 6 times now

[hollow frost]

THIS FUCKING BITCH IS ACTUALLY HACKING

HE'S KILLED ME 6 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW

[wild wagon]

have u tried swinging wildly

[past kestrel]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAO

[past kestrel]

LEG SWEEP OF 2026

[grave pecan]

mace is so meta bro

[tawdry vale]

The humbling Baron’s Beak:

https://tenor.com/view/sackboy-littlebigplanet-lbp-guy-wearing-a-suit-gif-26104584

[grave pecan]

cant wait for the new version

[hollow frost]

FINALLY HE'S FUCKING DEAD

[grave pecan]

the humble maxed all stat casted mace

[hollow frost]

FUCKING BITCH

I'M GONNA MANGLE HIS CORPSE IN SO MANY WAYS

[grave pecan]

nvm bro is a peasant

use a flail or msth

people glaze it so it must be good

[rotund palm]

I wish the casted's had a two handed version

[tawdry vale]

There's the Baron's Mace if that counts, but it's pretty short.

[rotund palm]

Is it casted?

[tawdry vale]

I think so, yeah

[hollow frost]

EVERY SINGLE SWING WAS JUSTIFIED

[tawdry vale]

It hits like a motherfucker

[fickle steeple]

average retribution round

[tawdry vale]

"There were no signs"

[hollow frost]

HE KILLED ME WITH ONE SWING 6 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW

[shell forge]

A familiar scene: A lowly commoner with a bastard sword vs the Black Knight's Greatsword

[grave pecan]

you died because you let him

[rotund palm]

Ill have to check that out the next time i play

[rotund palm]

Holy hell

[tawdry vale]

I recommend it, despite how heavy it is. it will break bones faster than anything else.

Willie's bones are made of glass with ts

[fickle steeple]

why does the baron thrust more often than he swings

[rotund palm]

Is the sword from a mod?

The grip is so long

[fickle steeple]

is it just me

[tawdry vale]

Because he can't reach you if he swings

[shell forge]

Save editing. Baron Sword, but with a langmesser blade

[rotund palm]

Save what now

[shell forge]

Ovrdth's Armory

[fickle steeple]

his beak is long enough atp he could just hit me from that distance

[rotund palm]

Ohh

[shell forge]

Insure a weapon, open the thing up, and change up its values

[rotund palm]

Thats goated

Can you change weight too?

[fickle steeple]

i killed him

is the baron still strong or just weak if hes in the abyss

[shell forge]

Ye

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/family-guy-peter-griffin-202

[shell forge]

My opponent has fought valiantly, but alas, his body could only recognize the one-handed hoe as his own arm

[sharp orchid]

hes weaker its easy

[fickle steeple]

oh alr

[past kestrel]

batter up

[fickle steeple]

i kinda wish they added a chance for a human to spawn in the abyss

[signal wedge]

cute kitty

[past kestrel]

very funny

[signal wedge]

man what the fuck 😭

[sharp orchid]

space map 🤑

[past kestrel]

ball to balls

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mhwilds-gif-3483224438782344954

[sharp orchid]

idk why it did that

[hollow frost]

Bro istg everyone in the peasant tournament is using axes 😭

[shell forge]

that guy rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtXopp1Z5Cw

[sharp orchid]

minor ouch

[shell forge]

I've seen guys live through much worse in their head tbh

[hollow frost]

ALWAYS THE UGRTP5EHIA JYHOKLTRSDEFHNJKSRTFLJKHNLDTJL;YRTHSJ AXE USERS

AGAIN

[sharp orchid]

if you cant beat em join em

[shell forge]

The black knight has taken enough axes to the face to know that no knight is without his squire
#photography📷 message

[past kestrel]

128KG willie

[hollow frost]

Can we collectively agree that the "Slums" map is so terribly designed?

[sick oak]

Completely random message left by a player in the hub for the Jazztronauts gamemode in Gmod when loaded in the Echoes Beyond mode

And yet somehow it arrived at my eyes despite being hidden behind like 3 layers of ball knowledge

[past kestrel]

we need something that sounds more agonizing to pair with this

i pierced the crotch area, then lifted him up as he slid even more downwards into the spike

[sharp thunder]

HEEELP THEYRE TRYING TO PROBE MEEE

[shell forge]

Photographic proof that NPC axemen are heartless monsters

[hollow frost]

HOW IS BRO NOT GIVING UP

[honest timber]

built diff

[shell forge]

Bro, i've seen some rioters shrug off a pollaxe up his ass

[hollow frost]

"Let their corspes be your crop" said the Jester
I took it literally

[shell forge]

Are you suggesting that I don't use the one-handed hoe often enough?

[fickle steeple]

half sword physics

[shell forge]

Ever been killed by a mere thought? Like, a weapon not even touching you, and all of a sudden, you're on the ground bleeding out?

[fickle steeple]

my gauntlet lightly touched a pollaxe and i bled out immediately

once

[sharp orchid]

cooler heads were prevailing on that day

[shell forge]

Goedendag to thee

[sharp orchid]

thats a plancon

[hollow frost]

Flail FTW

Dawg I just wanted his helmet

[sharp orchid]

think i got em

[solemn garden]

I didn't realize how gory the demo was until I watched a video of it and saw the entire screen turn red the second the player lovingly tapped the willie on the shoulder with a scythe

[sharp thunder]

fully explorable bigcity in halfsword is kinda nutty

who knew a suit of armor protected you from a 100 story building fall

[hidden whale]

where did you get that dope weapon what mod pack

[sharp orchid]

its a custom wepon i made, its not out

[hidden whale]

how much

[sharp orchid]

fym how much

[hidden whale]

how much punches until you give me the weapon?

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1486959078365335693/MedalTVHalfSword20260326235411143-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[sharp orchid]

i aint giving you ANY of my cool weapons now

[sharp thunder]

the ufo hilt glows?

[sharp orchid]

yeppers

[sharp thunder]

holy peak im peaking rn

[sharp orchid]

bro its fucking 1:45 am for me im gonna fucking sleep

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[hollow frost]

Really wish you could mutilate the dead honse in Forest

[restive barn]

same

[sharp thunder]

this halfsword shit gets overwhelming, sometimes you just wanna take a nice walk

[restive barn]

i'm still wondering how u did the sky

light

[sharp thunder]

idk why it doesnt work for you i literally just import the model into a basic unreal world, delete the skysphere and ship it

[restive barn]

that is so weird

maybe it's the material setup idk

really fucking cool tho

[rotund palm]

High cortisol

[sharp thunder]

im so happy it just works lol

green day edit goes hard

[restive barn]

can you go for a jog here and gain muscle in progression

[sharp thunder]

yes lol you can run far enough with armor on that it drains stamina

[hollow frost]

Don't tell me you're another god damn Tachyon fan 😭

[rotund palm]

A what

[hollow frost]

Do you know about Umamusume

The whole cortisol thing

Like

[sharp thunder]

without armor on you can sprint indefinitely though

[humble iris]

Horse

[hollow frost]

Yk what nvm I'd rather not explain it

[sharp thunder]

its such a strange feeling to walk like 5 minutes in this game and go "oh hey i was there a minute ago"

[restive barn]

genuinely such a sick map

somebody should add freiendly willie npcs

[sharp thunder]

i think if you hire guards in progression they should spawn

[sharp thunder]

oh but like npcs yeah

that would be so fire

[sharp thunder]

i see you got the crossbow to merge with the gun model now lol

thats so fcking cool

[restive barn]

i attached a collisionless gun to a crossbow

[sharp thunder]

ohhh nice

makes sense

i need to try to make a script for a weapon like that, thats like the next step for me imo

idek

[humble iris]

so basically you do a thing

print(“hello world”)

done

[sharp thunder]

yes

[humble iris]

game needs coding? Use that line

works everytime

[sharp thunder]

the whole gang is here

you can run as far as you want, they'll always find you (until they get stuck on a wall somewhere :P)

[hollow frost]

STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE BRO

[restive barn]

lmao attach actor to actor is what i used

it's quite jank tho

u need some workarounds to make it less jank

anything BUT using cooked assets

[sharp thunder]

there really is levels to ts

[wheat leaf]

can you push someone in the green goop in the one corner of the map

i think it'd be really funny

[sharp thunder]

it would take me like 10 minutes to walk there 😭

[wheat leaf]

cmoooon yknow you wanna sparta kick someone into the toxic goop

[sharp thunder]

i lowkey dont even know where that is

never a bigcity guy in my gmod days

more like deathcookin

[wheat leaf]

its basically right behind where your standing in this clip

[grave pecan]

when released uncle

[sharp thunder]

oh the drainage area?

[wheat leaf]

that corner at least, its a whole waste plant it has a hidden room inside n stuff too

[sharp thunder]

la river type area

[wheat leaf]

yeah exactly

well theres the river, but in the far corner theres a whole 'waste management plant'

[restive barn]

soon

[sharp thunder]

interesting

[grave pecan]

when

[wheat leaf]

youd enjoy it trust me

[sharp thunder]

maybe i should just put another map in the location

bigcity is so huge you can have like 5 different map spawns on it

[wheat leaf]

nah fr its massive, im surprised you even got it to load in halfsword

[sharp thunder]

found it

[wheat leaf]

YEAHHHHH

[sharp thunder]

that would be cool on top of one of those circular things

imma do it

[wheat leaf]

good dueling spot if nothing else

[sharp thunder]

sad some of the textures are missing

theyre like 95% there though

[hollow frost]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[wheat leaf]

you can probably get inside it through that little doorway i dont recall there being an actual door model

[sharp thunder]

HOLY SHIT

[restive barn]

what