halfsword-chat-⚔

[bold raptor]

its a VERY realistic game

[unreal walrus]

how do you even do that

[bold raptor]

you kinda just twist

[unreal walrus]

is that l ike

high risk high reward kinda thing

[bold raptor]

ig

[past kestrel]

does this feel comfortable to see

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[bold raptor]

mmmmm beautiful

[wheat leaf]

waiiit the waste processing plant has no doors, could you spawn over there and walk around inside?

[sharp orchid]

the what?

[wheat leaf]

your on bigcity right

[sharp orchid]

this place?

[wheat leaf]

in one of the corners theres the yucky place w the green slime that kills you in gmod

it is bigcity right? or am i totally wrong

[sharp orchid]

this isnt bigcity

its my custom map

[wheat leaf]

oh nvm lmao i thought you were just on another gmod map

[sharp orchid]

beta version of this map

[wheat leaf]

minimesser got hands

[wheat leaf]

bro was so dramatic about getting cut

[unreal walrus]

nooo man

i made it to the boss

but he killed me lmao

[sharp orchid]

overreaction

[quaint ingot]

I’ve had them scream for a minute even after I stab them in the head with a rondel

[unreal walrus]

i actually dont get how you kill the boss

[quaint ingot]

hire mercs

[sharp orchid]

what boss you on?

[quaint ingot]

or at least 1

[unreal walrus]

the one on the demo

the go ld armor one

[sharp orchid]

yeah ik which tier

[sharp orchid]

oh the baron?

[unreal walrus]

ye

[sharp orchid]

get something big and blunt

[unreal walrus]

the guy i beat to kill the baron

[sharp orchid]

and try to disarm him

[quaint ingot]

yeah that’s a bit of a pain just try to cave his skull in

[unreal walrus]

he l ike

cut my left arm

and then started running over me

until i fell over

[quaint ingot]

Yeah he’s very aggressive

[unreal walrus]

whats a good blunt weapon tho

[sharp orchid]

just anything thats long

and doesnt have a sharp edge

[unreal walrus]

i had the one that was long

and had spikes

[sharp orchid]

oh the war staff?

[unreal walrus]

idk

i call it smack attacker 5000

its like

[sharp orchid]

yeah that ones good, but for the baron you'll need to steal one of the weapons from the knights

[unreal walrus]

wait i can send a picture

oh i dont think i can put photos here

[quaint ingot]

I think I used a mace and pretty much just went caveman mode

[unreal walrus]

dont the knights have like

a long axe

[sharp orchid]

some, yeah

others have some really good blunt weapons

[quaint ingot]

They should have a poleaxe

[lucid galleon]

yo wheres the hand rigit setting on the enhancer?

[unreal walrus]

the like axe hammer thing?

[wheat leaf]

body tonus is the only body rigidy scaler

[unreal walrus]

oh i see what the polaxe is

ye like a kinda axe

does poleaxe work against the boss?

[quaint ingot]

yeah

[unreal walrus]

oh alr

which is better tho poleaxe or their mace

[sharp orchid]

poleaxe prob

its longer

also hit a nasty kick

[unreal walrus]

is that the real gmae?

[quaint ingot]

shoulda just kicked him in the balls then tossed him off

[quaint ingot]

that’s smitor’s modded map

[unreal walrus]

oh yeah i cant send a photo

but why do some knights have like a shield on their left shoulder

[quaint ingot]

the targe?

it’d be one of these

or is it covering the entire forearm

[bronze vessel]

fun fact

you can jump

[quaint ingot]

actual name of them would be a bouche shield

[bronze vessel]

i did not know this

[quaint ingot]

yeah hold space

[unreal walrus]

yeah

what are they actually for

[tough hollow]

its a shield

[tired stream]

protecting blows against your non dominant arm

[quaint ingot]

I’m not sure why these are called targes since it’s not what they are

[tired stream]

kinda like a pauldron you can use as anormal shield

[unreal walrus]

woudlnt it be on the dominant arm tho

cus isnt that what u use for ur weapon

[quaint ingot]

likely someone didn’t double check the name

this is a targe

[tired stream]

because if im facing you, and im right handed, my swings would likely hit your left side

which is why its worn there instead of your swinging arm

[quaint ingot]

I’m kinda surprised how it hasn’t been changed to bouche

[unreal walrus]

oh

yeah

[lucid galleon]

alr

how do i get the arrows on the enhancer tho?

[past kestrel]

127KG on Day 1397

[tough hollow]

nblud

[tough hollow]

show us the build

[past kestrel]

tf you mean build

[quaint ingot]

Buddy your character is nearly 4 years old

[past kestrel]

every in-game month my character gets stronger

[bold raptor]

guys how do i use steam remote play?

[past kestrel]

weapons like the 6.85KG pollaxe becomes easy to wield

[quaint ingot]

yeah I can see how that is

[bold raptor]

#faq

[past kestrel]

RAHHHH

[quaint ingot]

also 301k

[tough hollow]

yor character without the armor bludington

[quaint ingot]

my character is 100 days off from being 1 year old

[past kestrel]

do you guys ever wonder what a basket is doing out here in the woods

[quaint ingot]

bee hives

[past kestrel]

oh yeah makes sense

[tough hollow]

how come you dont have any baron armor equipped

[past kestrel]

because i dont use them

dumbass?

[quaint ingot]

I use to but stopped since more worth it to just sell

[tough hollow]

heaven forbid i ask a question

[tired stream]

why the hostility brah

[past kestrel]

anyways, here's the looks

[tired stream]

oh ym goodness gracious

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-stare-rigby-tongue-gif-12118654088387148905

[spark axle]

modded dussack to test custom blade meshes

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/scimitar-sword-spin-gif-17219230

[midnight fox]

Y'all know mrzacnonos abyss challenge

Where he beat the abyss

Well I just did it first try...

:/

[quaint ingot]

for which one?

[past kestrel]

should've made a video about it

https://tenor.com/view/proof-pro-proo-cat-laptop-gif-22485700

[midnight fox]

Tech demo

[past kestrel]

oh

that one's pretty easy

[quaint ingot]

ah ok

[midnight fox]

Any more challenges y'all can give me

(tech demo only I don't think my PC can run the full version)

[past kestrel]

complete half sword tech demo abyss with no helmets

[midnight fox]

Yeah that's how I beat it

[past kestrel]

doubt.

[midnight fox]

Got incredibly lucky lol

[tough hollow]

That’s sick

[past kestrel]

doubt.

[midnight fox]

Idk what to tell you man

[remote crypt]

AYO IS THAT A CURVED BLADE

GIVE ME

[past kestrel]

should've made a video

https://tenor.com/view/choocha-entertainment-choochaentertainment-kapil-balhara-kapilbalhara-forensics-gif-353664453674005819

[midnight fox]

I should've

[remote crypt]

I require a floppy polish sabre

[spark axle]

mayhaps

[remote crypt]

Can I please

have floppy polish sabre

[midnight fox]

Yoo someone make a fencing sword trust trust

[spark axle]

like a feder or an olympic foil?

[midnight fox]

Olympic foil

[remote crypt]

he's made a feder before

[midnight fox]

The one everybody knows

[midnight fox]

Oh sick

[spark axle]

eh I might make a smallsword trainer at some point but I dont have much interest in Olympic fencing

[midnight fox]

Anyways, peace gng I'ma go do first person only

[tough hollow]

You look like one of the champions

[remote crypt]

ye

[remote crypt]

hey beautiful can u... hook a brother up with that. That polish sabre?

[past kestrel]

only difference is the height

[tough hollow]

Please add a playful cloud model for the flail

[spark axle]

I'm gonna have to find a solid model for one because I want it to be included in the final pack but I'll try just throwing the blade on my existing cavalry sabre hilt and see how it looks

[midnight fox]

YOU CAN JUMP?

[remote crypt]

please thats ALL I want

[midnight fox]

Man all that jumping sure does make me hungry... I could eat anything right now....

[past kestrel]

character cant hold the tower shield straight'

[tough hollow]

Okay

✅

My dudes like 80kgs

[past kestrel]

when will they add these 3 missing items..

[viral basalt]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[tough hollow]

I’m not sure

[remote crypt]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cope

[midnight fox]

Aight what's my digital persona

[remote crypt]

Yeah I'm curious.

[tough hollow]

7

[remote crypt]

What is Razer's digital persona?

Cheese?

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-speech-speech-discord-mod-meetup-discord-moderator-gif-26146459

[remote crypt]

Gouda cheese?

[midnight fox]

If he knows so much

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/кот-смотрит-котик-gif-8856254899104098157

[midnight fox]

Name everybody's digital persona

Also holy crap I've gotten to commoner

And haven't used peasant once

[fickle steeple]

https://external-preview.redd.it/iMLMNm95CkljHQ6CXjbNOx68GJftUWeBnm_3v22iCA0.gif?auto=webp&s=f18f02f85e929f5b5cc67c5296d3896d4c1849e9

[past kestrel]

hes gonna start saying shit like:

[remote crypt]

dude just said one thing then hid back in his reddit basement

I wanted to know

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/keemstar-keem-i-have-your-ip-address-doxxed-pipe-bomb-gif-25403803

[remote crypt]

https://klipy.com/gifs/surprise-stare-1

[remote crypt]

👀

can I haz

how can I haz

[viral basalt]

If you’re going to use ‘cope,’ at least use it correctly. Throwing around buzzwords you don’t understand isn’t a substitute for an actual response.

[remote crypt]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cope

Its a cat roomba

[midnight fox]

Answer my question

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cope-cursed-gif-25667684

[viral basalt]

The fact that you’re asking that suggests you don’t fully understand what ‘digital persona’ refers to. It’s not a prompt-response exercise.

[real void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cope-cursed-gif-25667684

[midnight fox]

A digital persona is what someone likes to act as online. So.

What do I act like.

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[spark axle]

I'll send you the files after I balance it

[midnight fox]

Hell yeah

[remote crypt]

I love you

[midnight fox]

Y'know they're actually making like bamboo straws I'm pretty sure

[remote crypt]

Yeah I remember the chocolate filled straws that were like

bread

I think

Those were amazing

[viral basalt]

No, that’s not what it is. What you described is a surface level interpretation, not an actual understanding of digital persona analysis.

[remote crypt]

either go on a 25 streak or like, tell us what it is then.

[midnight fox]

Well, then you analyze it.

Analyze my digital persona.

Tell me.

[remote crypt]

dis u tho. Green leaf.

[midnight fox]

Orrrr you could shut the fuck up and quit using fancy buzzwords to seem smart in a game about willies fighting each other in medieval times

[tired stream]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-green-leaf-sprout-donald-trump-save-me-gif-168526498761101162

[midnight fox]

Oh noes

AHHHHH

explodes and dies suddenly

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-asian-guy-chinese-guy-swords-tiktok-filter-gif-4746258242879986494

[tough hollow]

is there an estimation to when these going to released to the public

[viral basalt]

Calling something a "buzzword" doesn’t make it one. Especially when it’s being used correctly. You’re just repeating terms you’ve seen elsewhere without understanding them

[spark axle]

not a clue at this point, I only figured out how to do it like 24 hours ago and I have a ton of ideas

[tough hollow]

Okay 👍

[midnight fox]

I'm calling you a fucking idiot

[tough hollow]

Checks out

[wheat leaf]

have you imported a new curved blade asset or modified an existing one?

[remote crypt]

oof

[viral basalt]

Resorting to "you’re an idiot" instead of addressing anything I said isn’t really helping your case. It just comes off as immature

[spark axle]

its a new mesh

[remote crypt]

Are you a redditor?

[wheat leaf]

im jealous lol it looks great

[midnight fox]

Then do what I fucking said

If you wanna prove yourself

Then analyze me

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-charlie-day-crazy-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-qanon-gif-23738584

YOU SIR

ARE A GOOFY GOOBER

But secretly you're depressed.

[midnight fox]

ROCK!

[remote crypt]

Analysis complete.

[midnight fox]

Damn it.

[remote crypt]

[midnight fox]

NOOOO

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goober-gif-7748713

[midnight fox]

There we go

[remote crypt]

here u go

[spark axle]

thanks man. it was a quick model, I'm gonna redo it before I publish anything

[midnight fox]

Thanks

[viral basalt]

Insisting I perform an analysis on demand doesn’t change the fact that digital persona analysis takes research and careful observation. Expecting otherwise just demonstrates how little you understand the concept, or the law.

[remote crypt]

ye

[midnight fox]

So then your not a master at it.

[wheat leaf]

valid, i look forward to seeing what you cook up!

[midnight fox]

So shut the fuck up if you can't do what you say you can

And this whole fucking thing is dumb as shit

[remote crypt]

Mister Man. Can you define analysis and then consider the following query please, for me? If you state you can do something, and people request for proof. Is it not fair to provide adequate proof? Or would it be fair to say that you are just trying to find some sort of reaction from poor @midnight fox?

[tough hollow]

Did you anayzle everyone

[viral basalt]

Incorrect. Mastery of a subject doesn’t mean performing illegal or impossible tasks on command. Also, if you want to be taken seriously, you might consider proper sentence structure. "your not a master at it" is grammatically incorrect.

[wheat leaf]

can you analize me rq

[remote crypt]

I'll analize you mister.

[wheat leaf]

tell me if im baller or not

[midnight fox]

I thought you just said you could do it.

[worn socket]

tomato tomato

[midnight fox]

How is it impossible

[viral basalt]

Resorting to profanity and dismissive statements doesn’t change the reality of the situation. Your demands are impossible, your understanding is flawed, and your language only highlights the immaturity behind your argument.

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-gif-23345354

[viral basalt]

It's not legal.

[past kestrel]

(sounds like a discord moderator)

[remote crypt]

Could you perhaps, answer my earlier query?

[midnight fox]

So your doing things illegally?

[wheat leaf]

mysterio man has the master level analysis skills of finding your IP address 😭

[past kestrel]

fr bro 😭

[midnight fox]

You said it here. You've developed an expertise for it, no?

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/keemstar-keem-i-have-your-ip-address-doxxed-pipe-bomb-gif-25403803

[tough hollow]

i wouldnt mess with this guy

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-tsar-this-bomb-is-km-near-your-house-this-tsar-is-km-near-your-location-tactical-nuke-gif-11684907231419731833

[tough hollow]

he means buisness

[midnight fox]

So it would be fair to assume that you have done it a few times.

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-meme-wolf-gif-9154921303222580769

[hollow quiver]

chat is this true death of baron in half sword

[spark axle]

@remote crypt I'm finished working on that sword, I'll DM you the details of how to install it

[viral basalt]

Analysis is the systematic examination of data or behavior to derive meaningful conclusions. In this case, providing proof isn’t feasible for the reasons previously explained: digital persona analysis requires sustained observation and cannot be performed instantaneously, especially on a minor. Suggesting otherwise ignores both practical limitations and ethical considerations, which seems to be exactly the type of reaction that @midnight fox provokes through impulsive demands.

[remote crypt]

you sir are beautiful.

[tough hollow]

you sgould dm me the details of installing it also if you could

[midnight fox]

Again, you know so much about this topic, and it is fair to assume you have done it.

[wheat leaf]

like a crisp 70-80% chance this was AI written

[hollow quiver]

liar

[midnight fox]

You are doing illegal things, and you have said it yourself.

[hollow quiver]

its 100% human

[remote crypt]

So, from what I'm gleaning. You at least know @midnight fox is a minor, at base level? Otherwises, thank you for explaining 👍. I will let the rest of the nerds go nuts.

[shell forge]

Yeahno, the Grim Reaper can't win the Peasant tourney.

[midnight fox]

The fucking what

[wheat leaf]

i almost hope it isnt human though like its just, that redditor-y

[midnight fox]

SINCE WHEN WAS THE GRIM REAPER IN THE GAME

[hollow quiver]

who the hell is grim reaper

[tough hollow]

there goes my fucking parlay

[hollow quiver]

the charapyer in abyss mode is grim reaper i guess

[past kestrel]

think he means the peasant boss

[viral basalt]

That’s a misunderstanding. Expertise in a subject does not necessitate performing illegal acts. Claiming otherwise is both inaccurate and demonstrates a lack of comprehension regarding the nature of analysis.

[shell forge]

The farmboy wishes he was the reaper

The Grim Reaper wore all black, had an eisenhut, and a bevor

[hollow quiver]

@little verge please sire, we want answears! Who the hell is grim reaper in half sword early access!

[tough hollow]

what about the lantern boss

[midnight fox]

Yet it would be fair to assume that the analysis that you claim to have done multiple times, is illegal by your own words.

[past kestrel]

wait what

[shell forge]

Never fought him :(

[past kestrel]

yo hold up
this guy is cooking

[hollow quiver]

who the hell is grim reaper

[wheat leaf]

theres so much backpedaling

[tough hollow]

i found him a while ago when i was messing around with the trainer mod

[hollow quiver]

i try spawn him but its just default abyss mode charapter

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[midnight fox]

You're digging a deeper hole for yourself. A metaphor used for the explanation that I am using your own words against you.

[tough hollow]

old boss from abyss demo

[viral basalt]

No, the analysis I’ve discussed is entirely legal. It relies on observation and interpretation of publicly observable behavior, not any action that would be unlawful. Misrepresenting it as illegal only underscores a lack of understanding.

[tough hollow]

do you anaylze people while playing rocket league?

[midnight fox]

Meaning you are only using public things to "analyze" people, which means accuracy can be entirely different. For what you know based off what I have said to you within this conversation, I could be anything within direct messages with friends or loved ones.

[shell forge]

https://youtu.be/5vb7Rhn-Ot0?si=P3BwNu3iv1riRIVu&t=2m54s This guy is the Grim Reaper

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/what-do-you-mean-zac

[tough hollow]

its a boss from old abyss demo

[unreal walrus]

dude i swear the guys in the ultimate challenge are stronger than the ones in the guantlet

[remote crypt]

Hey @wheat leaf I've analyzed you babygirl. You're actually a Type AB+ Cheeto.

[hollow quiver]

why the hell did he exist in HLE now

[midnight fox]

My personal identity is not anything near what you know, meaning your claim that you can analyze online personas is entirely inaccurate.

[tough hollow]

im not sure

[viral basalt]

You’re misunderstanding the methodology. Analysis isn’t done by snooping in private messages. It’s entirely legal when based on public interactions or data that the subject has voluntarily shared. Anything else would be both unlawful and unethical.

[shell forge]

#photography📷 message this fucker here is the true boss of the scythe

[wheat leaf]

i didnt think anyone would notice ❤️

[shell forge]

And he won't let some farmboy with a scythe take his place

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/first-ledger-tabby-xrp-tabby-dog-cook-hype-gif-4746087113873320368

[remote crypt]

Its ok we love you.

[hollow quiver]

is there a way to dowload half sword demo 3

[midnight fox]

I know. My point is that your accuracy can be entirely faulty. You can certainly analyze personas, but not with correct statements.

[tough hollow]

yesnt email me

[midnight fox]

Infact, @remote crypt somehow got my actual online persona the closest.

[hollow quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[sharp orchid]

love doing this

[little verge]

@midnight fox @viral basalt #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[midnight fox]

I'll just dm him about it

[remote crypt]

Most people are very simple creatures. We're all depressed, varying degrees of lonely. That and of course, we're on halfcord. We're clinically unwell in some capacity.

[tough hollow]

do you anaylze people while playing rocket league

[remote crypt]

Which is good.

[wheat leaf]

aww that was fairly entertaining

[hollow quiver]

what the fuck

[sharp orchid]

half sword enchancer my beloved

[past kestrel]

WILLIE

[hollow quiver]

they didn't deleted willie

[tough hollow]

yes

[hollow quiver]

they knew the anger of society

they gave us all tools to revive him

like frankenstein

[tough hollow]

frankenwillie

[hollow quiver]

half sword is truly masterpeace

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/piss-nuke-piss-nuke-tutorial

[viral basalt]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[wheat leaf]

well seeing as frankenstein was the scientist, it'd be more accurate to say frankensteins willie

[hollow quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/fiddleafox-drill-fox-furry-gif-16169809501315988462

[midnight fox]

Did we not just talk about this gng

[hollow quiver]

weird hold

[unreal walrus]

[viral basalt]

no

[wheat leaf]

your time on this server is 1 day brochachiado

[tough hollow]

good to know

[viral basalt]

do you play

[tough hollow]

a smidge

im getting into it

[hollow quiver]

he said that when he joined ig

[unreal walrus]

bro pasted the same message

[midnight fox]

Ah, the internet.

The only place where you can make fun of people and not get in trouble for it

[viral basalt]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[midnight fox]

PFFT

Proof?

[hollow quiver]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[fickle remnant]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[tough hollow]

guys this doesnt look like halfoswrd

[unreal walrus]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[midnight fox]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[hollow quiver]

hivemind

[tough hollow]

halfmind

[tough hollow]

understandable

[hollow quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454296932930424832/1472396245254275198/gem.gif

[midnight fox]

@viral basalt I would like to see substantial proof of what you say you are before you continue to call yourself an expertise at what you say.

If you prove to be an "expertise" at what you say you can do, then you can possibly give somewhat accurate data of online personas based off public conversations and communication.

[unreal walrus]

which ai does mysterio man use

[wheat leaf]

guys you HAVE to listen to mcwonderbeast take it somewhere else, or else 😡

[hollow quiver]

chat gpt

[remote crypt]

is this a new copypasta?

[midnight fox]

Nah

It's what I sent to him in dms

[shell forge]

Death ||and friends|| vs Peasant Tourney

[remote crypt]

It should be, unironically it's fire.

[midnight fox]

He still hasn't responded

[unreal walrus]

i lowk feel like chatgpt is outdated

compared to other

s

[hollow quiver]

didn't you send same thing

[sharp orchid]

geminis the best rn

[midnight fox]

Reddit.ai 😭🙏

[shell forge]

I sent the wrong video

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480356421391614123/a8ef8fa4-e082-4c0d-89b5-85278d64f0ec-render-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[unreal walrus]

yeah apparently claude and gemini are really good rn

[hollow quiver]

chat we need this as baron fight music

[past kestrel]

Throughout my time in this server, I've developed an expertise in digital persona analysis. Moving forward, I am implementing a strict standard of professionalism. Disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated and will trigger immediate formal consequences, which may irrevocably impact your professional standing.

[midnight fox]

Btw what the fuck is a copypasta

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-flying-cat-fling-shut-up-gif-8931012358356675065

[hollow quiver]

5 HOURS IN ROCKET LEAGUE

[shell forge]

Next up is the Black Knight's turn to fight in the tourney

[past kestrel]

professionalism in his own laws without jobs 💔

[unreal walrus]

dw hes just analysing

[midnight fox]

Hey guys btw

[hollow quiver]

when someone say the most despaired and doomed shit in internet and everyone start copy and past in the same chat

[remote crypt]

You ever seen the 'uwu nuzzles' copypasta? If not, google it and cringe.

[shell forge]

Black Knight is gonna be a lot easier than Executioner and Reaper, i think

[midnight fox]

How far can you optimize half sword full version

[tough hollow]

im gonna beat lord tourney ass lantern boss

and his 2 associates

[past kestrel]

full sword half version, now!

[midnight fox]

Cuz I lag on the tech demo

[tired stream]

wish the free mode had the barons sword

[midnight fox]

So idk if I'll be able to actually play it

[hollow quiver]

beating baron with lanterns

[midnight fox]

That's what's stopping me from buying jt

[hollow quiver]

you can have it

when you take his sword

[tired stream]

free mode

[hollow quiver]

it will be in free mode tho

[tired stream]

i have his weapons in progression

[unreal walrus]

why did mysterio guy go quiet

[tough hollow]

they transfer over

[sharp orchid]

banned prolly

[midnight fox]

He got proven wrong lol

[hollow quiver]

check free mod

[tough hollow]

diddybud

[hollow quiver]

you have it in inventory\

[midnight fox]

Also

[past kestrel]

because his arguments fell apart
what a fucking smartass

[unreal walrus]

@viral basalt

no hes here still

[midnight fox]

What's the lowest resolution half sword full version can go

[hollow quiver]

he still there

[tough hollow]

dont worry guys

ill get to the bottom of this

[unreal walrus]

bro ran out of chatgpt messages

cant chat anymore

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-empty-brain-out-brain-meme-brain-no-brain-meme-gif-1120718379326435330

[hollow quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/livrah-streamer-hat-sanabi-gif-12110062951983003272

[past kestrel]

his body anatomy fr

[tired stream]

is it this one

[hollow quiver]

yes

[sharp orchid]

free mode sweord

[tough hollow]

it looks a bit funky

im not sure

[hollow quiver]

its baron sword

[tough hollow]

okay

[hollow quiver]

the golden guard

and the down one thing

i forgot the name on english

[sharp orchid]

thats the free mode sword

not the baron sword

[midnight fox]

Is there a #questions

[hollow quiver]

uhhhh

[midnight fox]

I need to know something

[hollow quiver]

lemme check rq

[hollow quiver]

tell me

i'll tell you

[midnight fox]

How far down does the resolution for half sword full version go

[tough hollow]

yes unfortunatly it is cancer

[sharp orchid]

this is the baron sword

[tough hollow]

nv

[midnight fox]

Like how much could I optimize it

[viral basalt]

im going to sleep

[hollow quiver]

1980 1080

[past kestrel]

if the baron sword from tech demo still existed
things are gonna be pretty disgusting since we are able to keep stolen weapons in EA

[midnight fox]

WHAT

Jesus

[tough hollow]

ok

[midnight fox]

Aw man, I wanted to shut your dumbass up more

[unreal walrus]

yeah might need it after 5 straight hours of analysing in rocketleague

[tough hollow]

i think its 640x480

[midnight fox]

Oh it is?

[tough hollow]

yes

[viral basalt]

analyzing

[midnight fox]

Fuck yeah

[hollow quiver]

baron sword suck ass btw

[tough hollow]

havent seen much of a difference between 1920 and 640

[midnight fox]

If you prove to be an "expertise" at what you say you can do, then you can possibly give somewhat accurate data of online personas based off public conversations and communication.

I would like to see substantial proof of what you say you are before you continue to call yourself an expertise at what you say.

[unreal walrus]

oh i thougt its with an s

i think both work

[midnight fox]

My computer crashed a lot with super high resolution

[tough hollow]

analse

analyse

[viral basalt]

you didnt do anything you just spewed profanity because youre like 12 or something and think its cool

[tough hollow]

anaylze

[midnight fox]

Thats why I'm trying to optimize it

[tough hollow]

okay

[unreal walrus]

yeah bro definilty has no more chatgpt uses

[midnight fox]

COPE

[unreal walrus]

speaking normally

[remote crypt]

I've missed if someone asked what your computer specs are, so I will ask again.

[tough hollow]

i used this mod on nexus to optimize it a bit

[midnight fox]

Oh you asked me

Damn mb

[viral basalt]

i can drop the professionalism whenever i want

[midnight fox]

Uhh

How do I check

[tough hollow]

im notsure

[remote crypt]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me look up a PC specs checker rq.

[hollow quiver]

jarvis crush his balls

[past kestrel]

heres the thing dude
speaking out of the norms like what you said about "not tolerating disrespect" makes you look like a fool

especially in this server where its about a game

[remote crypt]

Nothing that doesn't make you download stuff.

[midnight fox]

[insert "let him cook"] here

[tough hollow]

if you have nvidia gpu you can just load up the app and check

[tired stream]

okay i figured it out

[past kestrel]

nothing can ever be professional in this server

feel free to say whatever you want, as long as it doesnt break rules

[midnight fox]

So I'm on system info rn

[tough hollow]

i got a warning for only saying Okay

[wheat leaf]

flipped on my head

[past kestrel]

oh..

[midnight fox]

Okay

[tired stream]

think you need another one for that

[tough hollow]

okay

[past kestrel]

okay well there are some random shit happening like that but its not too common

[midnight fox]

I can't send images

[remote crypt]

This is true. @midnight fox do you have an NVIDIA gpu?

[unreal walrus]

probably in his chatgpt logs he sent all ur messsages here to chatgpt

for chatgpt to analyse it

[midnight fox]

No, but I guess I can get it

Is it free

No, no it isnt

K found it

[tough hollow]

ok

[midnight fox]

Yeah

[past kestrel]

send it to me in DMs?

so that i can send images or wtv

[shell forge]

I do not look forward to playing as the Veteran boss

[tough hollow]

i cant see why

[shell forge]

Armored everywhere except the most important part

[midnight fox]

one bonky stick and its over

[shell forge]

Also, even when you unlock the higher tier items, the starting mace is kinda shit

[tough hollow]

i think its chill

[midnight fox]

Processor 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-1135G7 @ 2.40GHz
Video Card Intel(R) Iris(R) Xe Graphics Family
Operating System Windows 10
RAM 8.0 GB

this is what i got

need anything ese

[tough hollow]

im not sure

[midnight fox]

there is an advanced setting

Processor 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-1135G7 @ 2.40GHz
Number of Cores 8
Speed 4.2 GHz
Stepping 1
Family 06
Model 8C
CPU ID BFEBFBFF000806C1
Memory
RAM 8.0 GB
Video Card
Video Card Intel(R) Iris(R) Xe Graphics
Chipset Intel(R) Iris(R) Xe Graphics Family
Manufacturer Intel
Dedicated Memory 128 MB
Total Memory 4.0 GB
Driver Version 32.0.101.7085
Pixel Shader Version 6.6
Vertex Shader Version 6.6
Plug and Play ID VEN_8086&DEV_9A49&SUBSYS_881B103C&REV_01
Device 9A49
Vendor ID 8086
Hardware T&L Yes
Operating System
Size 64-bit
Operating System Windows 10
Version 10.0.19041
Service Pack 0
Locale 0409
BIOS
BIOS F.10
Manufacturer AMI
Sound
Audio 1
Sound Device Microsoft Streaming Service Proxy
Driver
Audio 2
Sound Device Steam Streaming Microphone
Driver
Audio 3
Sound Device Intel® Smart Sound Technology for USB Audio
Driver
Audio 4
Sound Device Steam Streaming Speakers
Driver
Audio 5
Sound Device Realtek(R) Audio
Driver 6.0.9054.1
Drives
Free Memory 58 GB
Size 238 GB
Software
.NET 4.8
Internet Explorer 11.3636.19041.0
Chrome 146.0.7680.165
DirectX 12.0

hopefully i didnt just accidentally dox myself

[tough hollow]

idk

,maybe

[midnight fox]

I CAME HERE FOR ANSWERS DAMN IT!!!

[tough hollow]

lol

[midnight fox]

whatever

ima just do it dawg

ill refund if it runs like shit

[tough hollow]

okay

[midnight fox]

you can swear right

[tough hollow]

yes

[midnight fox]

cuz i didnt actually read the rules WHATSOEVER

lol

[tough hollow]

lol

[hybrid walrus]

ive made a sword build useful against armored folk without relying on half swording

muahahaha

[tough hollow]

swords are usually good against folk without armor

[hybrid walrus]

yeah but I balanced it the same way the baron sword was balanced so hitting them with a swing at a certain distance

it will act like a blunt weapon which has the chance to pierce them in the gaps

[tough hollow]

ohh ok i read the first message wrong

i though u said unarmoed fold

folk

[tired stream]

its the discord of a game where you can cut someone in half with a sword, or bash someones head in with a mace

[tough hollow]

uyou never know

[spark axle]

a couple of clean dussack bouts

[hasty pendant]

insure the baron's sword and you should be able to get it

[pliant crest]

bill

hook

[warped apex]

I love fighting zombies

[pliant crest]

I've been doing more two weapon fighting

[mortal pier]

Add pvp mode if you dont want the game to die

[shut folio]

braindead statement

[mortal pier]

Stfu and play your shit dbd game like the good boy you are

[shut folio]

braindead statement

smartest "free palestine" user

[mortal pier]

see you keep going like i said

Good boy

[shut folio]

more letters in free palestine than brain activity

[mortal pier]

all i hear is a dog barking but he still take my orders

[shut folio]

thank god your kind is looked down upon by everyone

[mortal pier]

Whats my kind

[gaunt sapphire]

#modmail and dont interact with ragebait pls

[mortal pier]

you a racist or what

[shut folio]

offended by everything

ashamed of nothing

[mortal pier]

im not the one making statements like that

so whats my kind you talkin like you know me

[gaunt sapphire]

actually nevermind js kiss already

[hollow quiver]

Female willie

[mortal pier]

nikto keep being a good boy and play your video game and stop spreading your racist ideology on discord servers

[crimson frost]

🤫

[gaunt sapphire]

you guys are made for each other

[hollow quiver]

Free palpatine

[mortal pier]

No i dont fw racists

[hollow quiver]

Nah i just love making fun of free russia/ukraine/israel/palestine

🥀

[gaunt sapphire]

no poloticks

[mortal pier]

yeah laughing my ass off over here

[hollow quiver]

🥀

[hollow quiver]

Okay mr friereb pfp guy

[mortal pier]

but what goes around comes around

[gaunt sapphire]

1/10 ragebait

lowest effort so far

[hollow quiver]

Not even ragebait

Wah

[crimson frost]

true

[hollow quiver]

But uhh

Putting these politics things in bio is kinda weird

Not even feels patriotic

[shut folio]

bro is hallucinating

[shut folio]

they love putting that shit in their bio instead of mercing around

[mortal pier]

im standing up for ppl who have their voices opressed.

[shut folio]

LMFAOOOOO

[hollow quiver]

Keep play dbd like a good boy

[gaunt sapphire]

okay im gonna stay in general chat while you beat each other to death

[hollow quiver]

Wuh

[gaunt sapphire]

remember that #modmail exists and all of you will get executed

[hollow quiver]

Worth it

[hollow quiver]

Whos opressing their voice

Wuh huh

[mortal pier]

Btw im not palestinian if you were trying to say that

[hollow quiver]

Who are you

[mortal pier]

Im from germany

[hollow quiver]

🥹

That explains everything

[gaunt sapphire]

gendering words is fucking stupid why did you come up with it

[mortal pier]

Israel and a lot of other countries

[gaunt sapphire]

complicated such a simple thing

[shut folio]

parroting everything like the 0 personality good boy you are

[hollow quiver]

Shush man we dont america

[hollow quiver]

Tiho blat

[shut folio]

such are people who have nothing going on in their lives

[mortal pier]

Fuck germany

Trash government

[hollow quiver]

Everyones voice being oppressed

Idk how you come up with it

[mortal pier]

No its not but idk how you come up with it

[hollow quiver]

No freedom of words

[hollow quiver]

No, you

[shut folio]

insane maturity

love our youth

[hollow quiver]

Wah

[restive barn]

no politikos

[hollow quiver]

Yes politikos 1400-1600

[restive barn]

nvm

[hollow quiver]

Wah

[brisk basalt]

how do you get zombies in the yard?

[gaunt sapphire]

if 2 kings were brothers and didnt want war why did they do it anyway and regret it are they stupid

oh right the chat dies RIGHT after engagement bait

fine discuss your half sword things and allat

[brisk basalt]

its a server and a channel about half sword after all 😐

[gaunt sapphire]

no

[hollow quiver]

Clash royale

[warped verge]

is it even possible to dismember somebody a way which wont leave the dismembered part sticking to the body

im tired of doing a cool beheading thingy just for it to be lame asf because i need to get over there and manually kick the head off

[trim seal]

Yes very much so

best examples are fighting zombies in abyss

especially if you go for the head, just slice the scalp or head clean off

also im p sure the gore modifier plays into that as well

[golden forge]

does anybody know the max normal weight/height in the file

[warped verge]

yeah but i dont actually die because im in fullplate

i only get knocked out

and im also fairly sure that the zombie heads just dissapear

[lost rover]

This beauty's still here

[rare hearth]

veak

[tired stream]

Is that what it does???

Insuring items makes it available for free mode?

[bronze vessel]

would be so cool to have a weapon smith in free play

[pseudo halo]

Yuh and choose able maps

[bronze vessel]

real

[oblique stream]

Guys is 2 gb of ddr3 ram good enough to run this game

[oblique stream]

Damn

[slow anchor]

The pan is actually a good weapon

[restive barn]

yo mopsen is this cool

[slow anchor]

This is exactly what I was hoping for

https://giphy.com/gifs/winning-w-we-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-a5AQLKCHSHQg7HBgDv

[safe rain]

Now that is some good shooting

[austere wigeon]

EA is supposed to last 6-12 months and we are 2 months in with no content updates and optimization is still bad... Not great

[slow anchor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/swear-to-god-iswtg-put-that-on-allah-q86UfoY4LT6amCbTp8

[tranquil blaze]

ive found my love in enviromental warfare

[clever gale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/into-the-spiderverse-chan1os-click-pen-V2rx9yHxiJEPf4nNDY

update... tomorow.

[tranquil blaze]

is it one of these ''or i'll crush my balls'' posts or will there actually be an update tomorrow?

[clever gale]

im taking this a step further i will shove a rock in my ass if no update in 3 days

[tranquil blaze]

lol

[restive barn]

holy aim

[main orbit]

Could I get the mod link pls? @restive barn

[fast bramble]

Is this out?

[restive barn]

no

i'm releasing the mod rn and updating the mod page

[restive barn]

eventually

[fast bramble]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sad-no-disappear-noob

Soon tho

[main orbit]

oh is it not out?

[restive barn]

it is i'm just updating it rn

[main orbit]

oh, okay

make sure to ping me when i can play with it!

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200

[young granite]

i have the full game but i play demo right now bc i have autism anyway is there any way for me to play the bosses again if i completeted the demo?

[restive barn]

who'll win

[young granite]

hmmmmmm idk

[young granite]

it seems fair

[pearl ferry]

nice little bout

[safe rain]

Does It use bolts?

Or is it normal ammo?

[restive barn]

none of the above

[safe rain]

Mmmmm

Metal B a l l s

[slow anchor]

Is it updated

[main orbit]

is this available in progression?

[restive barn]

yee

[restive barn]

if u summon it in progression yes

[slow anchor]

Just when i went offline

I'll have to try it later then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1330940761495044116/1481396678845141022/togif.gif

[restive barn]

ts retribution boutta be fire

[random snow]

how to summon it

[restive barn]

external mods like the next update of hse or luke's custom weapon mod

[random snow]

so i must install luke's custom weapon mod

wait they updated hse?

[restive barn]

no

[random snow]

where can i find the thing to summon it

i searches luke custom weapon

[restive barn]

it's on a hs modding server im in

it's getting released soon i think

[random snow]

so its not out yet

[restive barn]

yes

[random snow]

im downloading the grip one

[restive barn]

ts not fair gng

[trim seal]

ah i play with max player damage so i rarely get to full plate

hmmm id say for cleaner decaps maybe theres a mod that helps w that

[crimson sable]

my progression got reseted lmao

[warped verge]

mods arent that advanced yert

[delicate falcon]

THIS is how u use poleaxe

[warped verge]

its all just save edits with like a gazillion dollars and a 500kg willie

[restive barn]

...

[warped verge]

wut

i know theres a gun mod

and yes thats cool

but it doesnt exactly help the cause

[delicate falcon]

theres also a flamethrower

[young granite]

check photography

[delicate falcon]

die

[delicate falcon]

i mean

[young granite]

lol

[delicate falcon]

thats just a skybox son

[restive barn]

no it's not

[delicate falcon]

oh

[warped verge]

is this just a skybox or is it actually a huge map

[young granite]

why should i die?

[restive barn]

the black hole is a physical object

[restive barn]

no it's a huge map

every planet and star is simulated

[delicate falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362110518663577783/1450218098148905084/SPOILER_eatmyass.gif

[warped verge]

well yeah i guess that is possible and mods have done maps before

but they havent edited much of the games physics

[young granite]

https://tenor.com/view/holiday-cheer-let-there-be-holiday-cheer-and-santa-said-and-santa-said-let-there-be-holiday-cheer-santa-gif-12768617164854273284

[warped verge]

to the point where it does help with cleaner decaps

[warped verge]

embed fail laugh at this user

[young granite]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-wheelchair-meme-solobrozki-sigmaboiz-gif-12882980012234709277

[restive barn]

i'm not gonna do the dev's work for them

[warped verge]

my favorite mod is the biting mod so far

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

i fucking hate how the save edits with buff or small willies get so much traction

[restive barn]

there's magic now too

[restive barn]

omg mee TOOOOO

dude i have coined a term for these

"buffslop"

[young granite]

check photography

[restive barn]

these fucking buffslop mods get SO MANY DOWNLOADS FOR NO REASON

[warped verge]

dude i dont give a flying fuck about your pic

[young granite]

check photography

[tribal isle]

nice photo

[young granite]

i know dude

[restive barn]

i did this last year

like literally more than last year

you're not the first one

[warped verge]

"buff man" and it has 816 downloads and 2 endorsements

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

i want these mods banished

[tribal isle]

The people (myself included) yearn for free mode character customization

[young granite]

check photography

[restive barn]

istg theres this mod named "Beef Williengton" it has 8k download

eight thousand

[spark axle]

People will see a physics based fencing game and immediately want to play as the fucking hulk for some reason

[warped verge]

well i guess its fine cause it kinda was the first one

i dont mind that one

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

but the rest are so annoying

[young granite]

check photography

[spark axle]

They're literally all the same thing, just changing the weight stat

[restive barn]

literally more downloads than my gun mod, all my weapon pack mods (including pack 4), and my rain mod

and all it did was add two values to the json

[eternal scaffold]

imagine having two willies in napoleonic clothes fighting with muskets, they get one shot then they can use it as a bayonette or hold the butt of the gun like a sword

bayonette would be half sword stance

[warped verge]

that mod just told me that i could edit character values

which is kinda good i wouldnt have figured that out

[young granite]

check photography

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

then the flood of buff mods came in

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

can you stop i have checked and its just willies kissing

haha 12 year old humor

[tribal isle]

I’d like a glock mod for when I have to face the fella with the spikey stick

[young granite]

i am 23 but okay

[tribal isle]

I’m 27 and thought it was funny it’s ok

[restive barn]

arquebus mod is out rn

i can release the glock mod soon

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

he cant exactly face the dude with a spikey stick

the gun is map exclusive

[young granite]

check photography

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

you would need to make it an actual weapon that saves between matches to fulfill his request

[young granite]

check photography

[restive barn]

shut the FUCK UP

[warped verge]

im starting to doubt you're 23 man

[young granite]

check photography

[young granite]

i am im just very childish

[young granite]

check photography

[restive barn]

uhh you can spawn it in a different map if u have the mods

[young granite]

you can spawn in check photography

[restive barn]

genuinely shut the FUCK UP

[young granite]

if you ask nicely

[young granite]

genuinely check photography

[restive barn]

i DID

and i did it ONE YEAR BEFORE YOU

[young granite]

when did you ask nicely

[young granite]

ok and? mine looks way better

[restive barn]

i DID CHECK PHOTOGRAPHY

[young granite]

Ask me nicely to stop

[safe rain]

Like a fine fellah use to say, If Your problem is not solved, use More gun

[tribal isle]

Genuinely hype. Willy with the blicky

[safe rain]

Willie pulls a glock 18 mid baron match

[young granite]

check photography

[restive barn]

I ALREADY DID

[young granite]

check photography

[restive barn]

now you're so obviously trolling

[young granite]

check photography

[young granite]

• you fell for the ragebait

+rep

[tribal isle]

Farming chat levels I think. It’s rough. I was in here for 2 years before I leveled up

[wheat leaf]

legendary name

[young granite]

now you're checking photography

[tribal isle]

Thank you it got me banned for a week on battlefield 6

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f5KGQs6.gif

[young granite]

me when you dont check photography

[young granite]

anyway thanks for the death threat

[wheat leaf]

lmao sounds about right, ive yet to see any punishment for my status which surprises me

[young granite]

check photography

[warped verge]

you genuinely might be 10 years old because i cannot imagine a 23 year old grown ass man sitting there and spamming pregnant emoji reactions

and using the same joke for like 20 times now

[young granite]

1: i did say i am very childish
2: check photography

[sleek gull]

edgy teens will be edgy teens

[restive barn]

typa guy to appear here for 10 minutes and get banned

[wheat leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

aw wrong one

[warped verge]

i dont think hes a teen brah

[wheat leaf]

one sec

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466814860640911513/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

[random snow]

is there a mod to actually become a zombie

[wheat leaf]

there we go

[warped verge]

hes supposed to be working his ass off rn

[restive barn]

no

[restive barn]

not yet

[soft osprey]

Do me a favor and uhhhhhh shut up

Thanks

[young granite]

do me a favor and check photography

[soft osprey]

HA

HAHA

HAHAHAA

spamming mf

[warped verge]

biting mod on nexus

[wheat leaf]

its so stupid its kinda funny

[warped verge]

no not really its just the same joke run over and chewed 1200 times again and again

it was funny like the 3rd time i guess

[wheat leaf]

maybe its cause i joined chat late

[soft osprey]

He said hes childish so he has to be treated childish, and put in the corner for a while

[tribal isle]

How will I know to check photography now 😔

[sleek gull]

his discord name is xxkingxx347. People who call themselves king tend to all the same. attention seeking, low self-esteem having sad boys.

[warped verge]

im fairly certain thats a joke name

[tribal isle]

It’s also a semi-common middle/last name

[warped verge]

or hes just 10

[soft osprey]

Hello fairly certain Thats a joke name im Moai

[wheat leaf]

i feel like the 'xx' thing is a bit of a older trend atp for names

[warped verge]

why did you capitalize thats

[wheat leaf]

so hes at LEAST 15

[warped verge]

not that old

[soft osprey]

I gave up on autocorrect after a while

[tribal isle]

Autocorrect has only gotten worse I get it

[warped verge]

i disabled mine

[sleek gull]

from my perspective as a middle aged man, if you are under 20 years old, you are still a child.

[soft osprey]

But if I disable it i suddenly realize I either have the fattest fucking fingers in existence or I can’t spell for shit

[wheat leaf]

elderly man in the halfsword chat

[warped verge]

you can still autofill i guess

[sleek gull]

My name is not used ironicly lol. I am the U N C lol

[soft osprey]

Yeah Youre so old

Old man

Old ahhh man

[wheat leaf]

last i heard your like 47

[sleek gull]

Close. 44...oh wait, you means Moai...he is 57

[soft osprey]

Im NOT 47!!

[wheat leaf]

ive heard any age from 45-68 so i thought id pick a nicer middleground xD

[sterile junco]

tbf you also have the strongest unmoddified willie Ive seen

[soft osprey]

Bros checking out your Willie

[tribal isle]

Very uncommon at his age

[sleek gull]

My EA Freemode character is actually modded. Just realistically modded. Since the freemode character cannot gain weight, I modded it to be 104kg. Which is not out of the realm of reality.

[sterile junco]

youre dead to me grandpa, hero no longer idolized

[wheat leaf]

this is fair game imo i do the same, just making up for what the game cant do currently

[sterile junco]

jk

[sleek gull]

If it is an consolation, I cannot pick enemies up any higher than my knees. lol. He isn't a hulk

[cobalt pollen]

is there any reason not to make your character the tallest possible?

[wheat leaf]

taller = easier to fall and harder to get back up

but you get more reach and higher overall strength

[sleek gull]

Balance.

If you set the height and weight right, it isn't a problem. But just tall, he will get knocked over pretty easily.

[soft osprey]

I mean would you rather be a short king or a tall fuckin chud

[wanton zinc]

is this a rogue like

i died but i kept all my stuff except rank progress and weight

[wheat leaf]

learning to dodge polearms

hard to not get clipped on the legs tho

[soft osprey]

Technically? You keep the stuff you insure but if it’s not insured you lose it

[wanton zinc]

wdym?

i didnt insure anything, died but kept all my money and weapons

[soft osprey]

In progression?

[wanton zinc]

yes

[soft osprey]

Like you fully died, in abyss

[wanton zinc]

yes

[soft osprey]

Weird

[wanton zinc]

i had to make a new character

[soft osprey]

Yeah normally you lose everything but the money and rank, if it’s not insured through the shop

[wanton zinc]

well i didnt insure anything

[soft osprey]

normally

[wanton zinc]

i had all the maces i made + axes i picked up from random dead people

[safe rain]

Mmm not bad, but mostly the Best option is a back step looking up

[fossil kernel]

Back when I first started i kept getting dismembered by small axe wielding peasants with just even the slightest tap of it but that god I’m finally at knight rank and fully geared up

[wheat leaf]

yeahh i just been tryna make it work on a step in/side step

it works with more momentum

like if your running at them

[safe rain]

And If possible it can give an opening For a half-handed strike

Or a tackle