halfsword-chat-⚔

[hollow frost]

STUPID FUCKING PITCHFORK NPCS

[lilac sentinel]

my favorite weapon

[little verge]

Life is less cruel when you stop to embrace the natural beauty.

[deep shale]

defeats any polearm

[hollow frost]

THEY JUST WALK INTO YOU AND YOU DIE

[near grotto]

Kill them before they do

[lilac sentinel]

hit it out of the way

[sterile junco]

the writhing willies just outside of view

[near grotto]

Embrace the Half of the Sword

[little verge]

I give them rest before I enjoy mine.

[little verge]

...or the halfsword will embrace you.

[sterile junco]

I like the staff here, y'all are an alright bunch

[little verge]

Idk this feels less like a duel and more like a standoff in hockey.

[quaint ingot]

then you get stabbed in the back

[little verge]

I disarmed and dismembered the opposition first.

[deep shale]

footwork! footwork! WASD! WASD!

[quaint ingot]

They’ll get back up at some point and try to kill you again

[wind charm]

removing hockey

[little verge]

Not without thier heads they won't!

[quaint ingot]

had them do it multiple times so I now just kill them

[deep shale]

leave it to mOO to turn the most generic of fights into photogenic masterpieces

i should order frames

[little verge]

Play with the camera mode more, you would be amazed at the results you can get.

bonk

[lilac sentinel]

i wish there was a setting to reduce shadows in camera mode because they kinda mess up the shot sometimes

[candid widget]

woah

[wind charm]

I fucking love the variety of photos this camera mode can get

[little verge]

this one tells a story for sure.

[spice narwhal]

cool asf dang

[sharp thunder]

somehow managed to do this when trying to change weapon material 😭

[tough yew]

BP_Knight

[wind charm]

fatal error AoE

[wind charm]

tread lightly in them trees, he's out there

[deep shale]

"have you seen my son?"

[tough yew]

jackpot

[lilac sentinel]

these filters are insane

[little verge]

Peglegs cannabilized him.

[deep shale]

NO! NO! ITS NOT CANON! IT CANT BE!

[pearl ferry]

doing that funky halfsword throw lunge to great effect

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-hatemonger-flashgitz-meme-you're-gif-11576345395571086392

[stuck fjord]

New reaction image just dropped

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-franky-pause-gif-4651069134702194722

[lilac sentinel]

a few more hits, just to make sure

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[tough yew]

i want that fancy coa on my targe

[wind charm]

me outside, looting anything that isn't nailed down

[deep shale]

lemonaid stand

[rapid pond]

KING SIGISMUND ???

[deep shale]

that is what this picture looked like, while i was standing half-way across my room w/out my glasses

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1440704287834374265/baronbang.gif

when life gives you lemons

[spice narwhal]

that looks quite uh

strange

[wind charm]

halfsord...

[spice narwhal]

what slit

[deep shale]

i keep accidently losing my longswords

i should steal some more from the zombies

brb gents

[lilac sentinel]

i finally got the pitchfork and now im cooking everyone

[spice narwhal]

lool

[shell forge]

One-handed hoe is the best beggar weapon: change my mind

[lilac sentinel]

pitchfork from the slums

[deep shale]

i can think of two worthy competitors for the beggar weapon cup
the flail
and the wooden mallet

[stuck fjord]

I beat the entire game with the maul in under an hour and never got sent to the abyss once, the flail isn't even close imo

[deep shale]

dang

[stuck fjord]

Don't get me wrong flails are good, but the best versions are upgraded versions you can't get in beggar anyways

[deep shale]

its probably one of the longest weapons you can get so early on, so i think its alright

but headshots with the maul are unbeatable

[wind charm]

Pulverise your Willie...

[shell forge]

Counter-counterargument: The pitchfork from the cellar

[deep shale]

i just instantly died

[spice narwhal]

yikes

[deep shale]

i had to confirm, yeah

he hit me really hard enough to instanly kill me through my helmet

with ye olden polehammer

and i got 7 zombies to deal with

HASNT HAPPENED TO ME IN QUITE SOME TIME THOSE WERE SOME FOUL ODDS

[stuck fjord]

Pretty sure this is the heaviest loadout, heaviest armor with 4.72 KG Glaive

Headshots will just snap the neck of anyone

[lilac sentinel]

i may have gotten a bit carried away and now have 21 souls to pay off

[deep shale]

fatally dangerous

[spice narwhal]

very dangerous

[deep shale]

steal their goblets

[shell forge]

Toe hoe project or something, idk

[wind charm]

The higher the souls, the more trinkets and baubles

[lilac sentinel]

my game just crashed right after i soloed the commoner tourney and now i have to do it all over again

[rare hearth]

no

the game saves where u crash

so if u did were doing the 7th round and it crashes you will come back to the 7th round

[spice narwhal]

😭

[quartz pine]

I had a nightmare where i died in halfsword and i had to fight like 100 souls or something like that

[spice narwhal]

LMAOOO

[patent adder]

Salutations, good people of half sword. I haven't been checking updates. Was blood on AMD gpus fixed?

[safe rain]

Not yet good sire, but many mods can help the optimization until the mew update

[patent adder]

Thou bringeth sad news, my friend. I do appreciate your response regardless! May your sword never dull and your armor never rust

[safe rain]

Likewise kind stranger

[shell forge]

While the subject was able to recognize the first hoe as his first arm, throwing in a second one seems to overload his nervous system, causing him to collapse on the ground dead

[lilac sentinel]

i died and accidentally clicked give up

[safe rain]

F to your kg

[stray carbon]

i lost my save file again

this game is a joke

wtf is this steam bullshit

[lone zephyr]

honestly playign the demo again its kinda funner than the current game tbh

[humble iris]

9

[humble bloom]

if you mean your save file is getting wiped, that is steams fault.
its backing up a new save but not updating it, so it just keeps replacing your save file with the old one with no progress. disable the cloud

[lone zephyr]

like playing free mode as a knight is WAY more fun in the demo wow

[stray carbon]

IT WAS disabled

i reinstalled windows cuz i got a new ssd

and when i went in game surprise surprise

its fucking gone

[stuck fjord]

Finally strong enough to chop straight through helmets like paper!

[humble bloom]

so you didn't transfer your save file to the new ssd from the old one?

[stray carbon]

everything GONE

all of it gone

i beated the entire game for nothing

[rare hearth]

yeah thats how reinstalling windows work

[stray carbon]

i was on a hdd

[rare hearth]

did u wipe that hdd?

[vapid hull]

should backup ur save nxt time

[humble bloom]

irrelevant, you didnt transfer it.
of course its not on the new ssd.

[rare hearth]

literally not the game's problem lmfao

[stray carbon]

bro why is steam not doing its job tf is this bs

like on every other game it saves

but on this one it doesnt

tf is this

[rare hearth]

did you format the hdd

[devout yew]

every game says i need update my nvidia driver but i lowk cant so we will have to ball

[rare hearth]

or do u still have it with the data on it

[stray carbon]

i formated it

[proud cliff]

ball split

[rare hearth]

gg

[humble bloom]

well you did disable the cloud, because the cloud has issues for some reason and would functionally delete your save anyway.
the only thing you could've done was transfer everything prior to doing anything.
"C:\Users\Username\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames"

your game progress sav is located here if you want to avoid situations like this in the future.

[lone zephyr]

seated

[wind solar]

guys why wooden staff is so overpowered

when using alt

[modern dust]

He's pondering 🤔

[cyan echo]

why is the demo so laggy

[shut gale]

W or L setup?

[rapid pond]

I cannot see your sword, whats the lenght ?

[wind solar]

ugly

[shut gale]

beats me i looted it in beggar tier

[wind solar]

7/10

[shut gale]

it's an arming sword tho

[rapid pond]

Chainmail is better at that tier, try equiping it

[shut gale]

all well and good till you realise you're at the mercy of RNJesus 😭

[lone zephyr]

could say its a half sword (badumtss)

[shut minnow]

are there any fist mods

like giant gauntlets or something

[simple kraken]

has anyone found the full dark armor set? i've got the bevor, cuisses, and vambrace. i have restocked for a bit now lmao and now ive only got like 12k lol

[stuck fjord]

That's all there is

Unfortunately

Average round with The Thunk

[versed wedge]

I wonder if we will ever be able to adjust grip when making a weapon

[stuck fjord]

That would add such an incredible level of skill to this game that i might pass out

Average baron fight using the thagomizer

I think I'm just flat out stronger than him now

[brave bloom]

i beat him like 3 times already

his weapon is overpowered tho

[stuck fjord]

This was my sixth, and this character started from a beggar. I wanted a run where I went all the way to the top in one life

[stuck fjord]

I never thought so, I was kind of disappointed actually

[brave bloom]

not the sword

the long stick

[brave bloom]

i only got to the greaves

[stuck fjord]

I'm talking about the long stick, I usually sell it for some extra profit cuz it's not as good as the maul you get in beggar tier

[brave bloom]

i have been using it for a bit and all it takes to beat anyone is just 1 wing

[stuck fjord]

That's true for a lot of weapons, including the maul. Unlike the maul, the baron's beak is a lethal weapon, so you build up a lot of souls in the abyss

[proud cliff]

the ol' classic

[shut gale]

so uh 😭

[brave bloom]

LOL

[shut gale]

the god of the abyss did not like my playstyle

[brave bloom]

i had 57 souls to avenage

i got ganged up by 7 of them

[shut gale]

anything i can do to salvage it tho?

[wild ledge]

is it just me or did the AI like actually intentionally throw me here

it looks too clean to be something it did by accident

[river yew]

gojo'd two people and paid the ultimate price

[slender hull]

blunt objects are so op rn for no reason

[deep shale]

i cant get a good stab out

[proud cliff]

second one is normal, first one was the buckler being buckler. it's weird

you got like whacked over unprotected head with a long poled weapon

[slender hull]

even when I blocked it i got immensely staggered

[proud cliff]

the buckler is super weird rn, you can like inch close to someone and it KOs them instantly if there's no helmet

[slender hull]

so blocking a flail is kinda pointless

it was just the stick part too that staggered me

[vapid hull]

It looks like the guy was walking forward and you walked forward head first into the buckler

which is a yeowch

blunts are tuned to realllly hurt unarmored opponents

gotsta wear a helmet

[slender hull]

mcs dont wear helmets

[vapid hull]

ur guy's name should be Isgonna

i wonder whats gonna happen to him

[slender hull]

isgonna achieve entrepreneurial success

setting the no-helmet fashion style

[proud cliff]

bucklers be like

the nudge of doom

[deep shale]

i remember a bug in the demo where attempting to grab an enemy's bucker would hurt you catastrophically

like the whole thing is made out of Conk-Crete™

Conk-Crete™ the material with harms you

[proud cliff]

that is still in early access, it spams damage and strips the skin from the grabber's arm

it also happens if you have a barrel lid and they grab it

this innocent willie just died after trying to grab my barrel lid

[safe rain]

Mmmm

[deep shale]

i didn't think it was possible to die via the hand

[safe rain]

Weird, My character does not go more than 93kg

[deep shale]

i guess technically it is

but ive always operated under the pretense that my hands are expendable

[safe rain]

Is there a peak of kg per class?

[proud cliff]

hm maybe it was the consciousness damage because it's blunt hits

[lethal rune]

They should add blood splatter to the screen if you cut someone in half or remove a limb

[proud cliff]

I think that would mess with the limb damage indicators because those are basically blood splatters too

[lethal rune]

Yea

I played a game where you had to wipe th blood of your face and I feel like that would make it more realistic

Only using first person tho

[safe rain]

Could be good stuff

Except with helments

The blood could blind you more than the helments do

[sly cave]

Hello ! just a quick question, in most showcases of the game i see and recent videos, i see that foes have banners or emblems on their shields. However i only have brown shields every rounds i start. is there a reason for this ?

[safe rain]

They havent been added for the moment good sir

[sly cave]

oh very well, thank you lad !

[cloud lava]

How come my save file is fucking up

disabled steam cloud and still messed

[deep shale]

did you play both the demo and early access

like both on the same computer install

[cloud lava]

yh

[deep shale]

i had an issue previously where both of these games utilize the same filepath for save files and stuff

[cloud lava]

my save did save for a while

[deep shale]

a wipe fixes it

[cloud lava]

but now its fucked

over last 3 days

right

ill do that now

[deep shale]

appdata local HalfswordUE5

killin them wretched files might fix things

[sharp thunder]

POLLAXE HEAD INCOMING!!@!

[tough yew]

this folk knows how to replace meshes 👆

[sharp thunder]

im making the crazies most unrealistic weapon oat

[hidden whale]

genius should get an exlusive role like black-market arms dealer or something. hes the only one able to make customes like that ive seen

[buoyant oyster]

man i wanna play the paid half sword but i am broke as hell on steam

btw anyone know why the enhancement mod is suddenly being flagged by my system as a trojan??

[proud cliff]

I like blocking attacks with a stab like this

[little verge]

The appropriate modlord role has been rewarded.

[hidden whale]

niceeee

[sharp thunder]

lol thanks ive only been doing it on halfsword for like a week or so but im gonna try a map mod next , also plan on making my maps and weapons all public on my nexus

[buoyant oyster]

ladies and gentleman
i fucked up and the demo isn't starting up

[little verge]

Let's start with what you changed?

[buoyant oyster]

all i did was imput the half sword enhancer mod essentials into the x64 file

before it worked wonders

after the playtest came out?
shit got flagged as a trojan and is no longer functioning

steam keeps telling me my half sword demo has "no license"

i am reinstalling half sword demo to see if that fixes my issue

then i will test if the enhancer mod is the problem

[remote crypt]

hi mcwonderbeast

[little verge]

Ah this is something you will need to contact steam support for. Still not sure what the exact cause is.

[buoyant oyster]

well i am reinstalling the entire half sword demo so, if the issue continues i will have no choice but talk to steam support

[little verge]

Let me know how it goes for you. To date reinstalls have not been reported to resolve it.

[little verge]

Juicy photos.

[buoyant oyster]

i am planning on to get money to buy the playtest version so... hopefully my issues will not prolong

[remote crypt]

tyty I was like 'hold up he's caressing my face'

[little verge]

He is trying to gurgle sweet nothings into your ear.

[remote crypt]

'hey champ its ok'

[buoyant oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[stuck fjord]

Little blood trail lmao

[buoyant oyster]

he didn't keep his head on his shoulders

[stuck fjord]

Did anyone else get the same character from beggar to lord? It's a really fun challenge

[buoyant oyster]

shit

still not working

[remote crypt]

tryna make florentine work

[stuck fjord]

I realized if you hit a guy with a shield hard enough he loses the shield

[proud cliff]

I got the throw 😭

[buoyant oyster]

Element of Surprise

[remote crypt]

ayy

[buoyant oyster]

well shit, not even steam can help me

tho i may have found my problem

[sterile junco]

oh?

do tell us more

[buoyant oyster]

so the half sword enhancer mod seems to have an issue

while the HSEnhancer.dll file seems to cause no issue

the dwmapi.dll seems to be causing the game to not load

so i must find an alternative source

[thorny gorge]

@polar reef JET IS PLAYING FORTNITE

[silk mist]

can anyone explain why this happens

[remote crypt]

'spill first blood'

[proud cliff]

huh, did your sword's guard hit your gauntlets

[remote crypt]

you bled

you lose

[signal night]

hohoho

[remote crypt]

he definitely caught you somewhere that wasn't chain with that arming sword too

[signal night]

no bleeding

[dusky crane]

If any of your blood is bled you insta lose

Saves you from death if it would cut you in half tho

Perks

[silk mist]

oh, i see

i guess it just happened so quickly which surprised me

thank

[main orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iR-f0uqZ878?si=_c4WTfudyvvv9-ll

[twilit escarp]

this guy is in a literally perfect submission hold and still hasn't given up

[lyric junco]

fun fact: knocking off helmets was a feature in the demo, but due to low strenght of willie it was rare without hse

[silk mist]

I wish they brought back some of the old demo features

[proud cliff]

bro 😭 😭 the spear sucks so bad as a throwing weapon

[silk mist]

like when slashing someone's stomach made their guts fall out

[remote crypt]

Gotta put a stabber near his face

[silk mist]

or popping someone's head with a blunt weapon

[twilit escarp]

by end game, Knocking off helmets is relatively common, especially when using a polearm

[silk mist]

I sometimes manage to slash through them with my sword 😭

[twilit escarp]

I infact did, he managed to regain some control when I reached for my dagger, but then I immediately killed him

[sharp thunder]

The kings hammer.

[remote crypt]

nice

[proud cliff]

it's like throwing a wooden stick, bastard sword is proving a lot better throwing spear

[near grotto]

Because it's a spear, not a javelin

[silk mist]

Are greatswords still in the game?

so far i've only seen longswords

[near grotto]

No

:(

[silk mist]

[proud cliff]

I don't think that's the issue, the issue is that it doesn't stab and instead bruises like a wooden stick

[near grotto]

Oh thats what you meant

[proud cliff]

it's like the spear head is blunt or smth when throwing it

[lyric junco]

true

[near grotto]

Happens to a lot of sharp weapons it seems

Especially messers...

[twilit escarp]

what I personally miss from the demo is head exploding, you used to be able to crack skulls into fragments with a mace in the abyss only demo

though weapon handling was a mess

[lyric junco]

the simple fix is to up the gore

[proud cliff]

for me the sharp to blunt transformation usually happens when using something with half sword transition, like how you throw spears

[lyric junco]

0.3 mention

[near grotto]

It still happens on max gore

[lyric junco]

yeah i wish we had pressure damage again, as well as the bowel removal procedure

[proud cliff]

yea it just like bugs out and becomes blunt

I was playing on max gore and I was smacking willies with a blade leaving no mark

[near grotto]

We calling this shit the Hoth Power Generator

[remote crypt]

found an old screenshot

[sharp thunder]

30 gigashits of power

[sharp orchid]

gotta love the fancy 60s table lamp as a polearm

[twilit escarp]

DUUUUUUUDE, Entrails spilling out when you got a good cut or thrust was always a banger

[sharp thunder]

trynna channel lightning

[twilit escarp]

fucking Nikola Tesla's Poleaxe you got there

[lyric junco]

too bad it was so random, and the steering was abbysmal, i watched skallagrim review 0.3 version of hs, i was mad at how he said the steering was janky, i downloaded the 0.3 and oh god it was so so bad

[twilit escarp]

yeah that version of the game was...

well, a good proof of concept at least

[lyric junco]

it is incomprehensibly unsteerable

[sharp orchid]

honestly i fw 0.3 demo so hard tho, i miss head bashing so much

[lyric junco]

it had some features 0.5 lacked and some are still lacking in 0.6

[lyric junco]

you can still play it

[twilit escarp]

the playtest release a bit later on was and is still my favourite version.

[sharp orchid]

im too lazy to do that rn

[twilit escarp]

the longsword handling in it isn't perfect, but it has some real nice impact, especially compared to current EA

[sharp orchid]

and plus theyre gonna add back head bashing soon

[lyric junco]

0.4 had impeccable physics

better anticlipping measures were incredible

though performance was ass

[twilit escarp]

the biggest weakness of the earlier versions, which is the greatest strength of the current version IMO, are grappling and environmental hazards

[lyric junco]

the ea has such cool enviroment to play with ngl

[sharp orchid]

idk about that, this was from playtest

[lyric junco]

would have already happened thrice in 0.5

[twilit escarp]

stabbing through helmets is more to do with the gore system than actually stabbing through armour though, it often happens when you cut an exposed part of the body and then move your weapon without fully disengaging

[sharp orchid]

well for that one i didnt hit any exposed part

literally just his sallet

[lyric junco]

sometimes it just clips

[twilit escarp]

I don't think I've ever seen that happen

[lyric junco]

unreal engine for you

[twilit escarp]

maybe once or twice

[twilit escarp]

UE5 is the biggest downside of halfsword, I will and always will detest unreal engine 5

not that I blame the devs for using it

[lyric junco]

you can cut through metal sometimes now which is crazy, i headcannon all armor to be made from pig iron and rusty one at that

[lyric junco]

same

[sharp orchid]

eh ue5 isnt as bad as its said to be. its bad for sure but not as bad as people say

[lyric junco]

play the last caretaker

[twilit escarp]

my main issues with it come from the fact that it isn't designed purely as a game development tool, but that's the majority of its use case

it's designed to be able to do a bit of everything and because of that the games made on it suffer dramatically

[sharp orchid]

too broke for it but it doesnt look bad

[bronze vessel]

found this cool thing you can do to people on the ground with the beak

[safe rain]

Mmmm full amor peasant

[sharp orchid]

thats kind of the point of a game engine, but ue5 also does cinematics too

[bronze vessel]

they deserve pain

[sharp orchid]

minor injury

[bronze vessel]

missed the brain by a centimeter, still fighting

[sharp orchid]

they dont have a brain to begin with get with the program

[bronze vessel]

lol

[sharp thunder]

lore accurate baron testing his new hammer

[sharp orchid]

sledgehammer but cool

[lyric junco]

really cool, if not for the worst performance in any game i ever saw, it is so bad i could write an essay on it, i have 300 hours in it and guess what, it is on unreal engine 5, and you know what? in the first few months raytracing was forced on!!!!

[sharp thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-scream-pain-gif-10034820162071346400

[twilit escarp]

Yeah, I understand that much, but UE5 is packaged with a bunch of shit it doesn't need and you can't opt out of, running one scene in unity and running the exact same scene in UE5 with absolutely 0 measurable difference in graphical fidelity is a nearly 200 fps difference

[bronze vessel]

weaponsmith can't test the sharpness of my blades so I have to test in riots

[sharp orchid]

its early acess i get theyre trying to show graphics and all

[lyric junco]

i HATE raytracing

[molten sigil]

why

[sharp orchid]

to each their own ig

[lyric junco]

they didn't even use it for anything cool

oh no no no, they used it for fucking slime (human) reflecions

[lyric junco]

because it's nvidia's ploy to inflate prices

[twilit escarp]

cough cough "we're cutting graphics card production by 30-40%" cough cough

[lyric junco]

a bit of a conspiracy theory but nvidia gave to the hs devs their top end gpus

[feral totem]

guys could you tell me if this game will ever have or have planned multiplayer?

[lyric junco]

no

[stuck fjord]

Barrel'd

[twilit escarp]

I mean, Nvidia can't even act as if the company needs to take these measures for the sake of cost saving, there are detailed reports regarding the finances of their employees and the amount of money the company makes, they just want a cut of the AI bubble before it bursts (god willing it does and the lot of the rotten bastards pushing it go under too)

[lyric junco]

a bar rel fight

true but i feel like this is going kinda close to politics and mods will spill the salt again

[twilit escarp]

loud and clear, I'm shutting myself down now

[lyric junco]

spam with something halfsword to cover the tracks

nearly 2 years old

crazy

[twilit escarp]

"MAKE LIKE YOUR HAIRLINE AND RECEDE!"

[stuck fjord]

The direction they're taking the game is not very compatible with multiplayer. I personally think that a game with this kind of physics system and combat but with less focus on graphics and a PVP based arena would be an incredible smash hit and is my dream game without question.

[lyric junco]

kids, never miscalculate you crouch dodging timing

[main orbit]

Why does freemode suck so bas

[feral totem]

My words exactly

[main orbit]

Whenever I choose to fight 5 knights only like two of them are in actual knight armor

[twilit escarp]

this is why slip dodges are so much better, turn your body and step back or forward

[lyric junco]

i can take on 5 knights and we don't even need to fight

[twilit escarp]

you can build momentum for a counter strike doing so too

[main orbit]

Hell yeah

[warped apex]

I made the wrong read lol

[twilit escarp]

🧐

[feral totem]

Like bruh, if game would have similar amount of gore, and realism it would be best fight-game ever made, and it's the niche because there aint no other game like it. There's only gladio mori which isnt as satisfying because of lack of realism and gore. So the market is very very open

[lyric junco]

VELNYES!

[main orbit]

Holy fuck he faked you out

[lyric junco]

this is what doing sword tricks irl does usually too

[lyric junco]

yooo you play vs too

[twilit escarp]

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!" gets violently disemboweled

[lyric junco]

catching the wrong end of the sword when you try to juggle has to be my favorite

[stuck fjord]

I agree. I've been dreaming about a game like this for so long, but it's just not the desire of the devs. It's also possible that the engine itself is incompatible with multiplayer, but even then, if the devs just restarted with PVP in mind they could make an absolute killing. NOTHING like this exists, and it would be HUGELY popular. It feels almost like they're leaving money on the table

[twilit escarp]

man I almost wish this game had Chivalry Voicelines, some of the taunts in that game are fucking amazing

[lyric junco]

wait can you elaborate more? only game with better gore than hs's is blood trail afaik

[deep shale]

i spawned in a brawl without pants

[deep shale]

circumcized, by circumstances

[humble bloom]

half sword nudity tutorial before the content update

[stuck fjord]

I think they're saying the gore level is good, but that it would be better if you could fight other people

[lyric junco]

more than a month old

[lyric junco]

oh, i wonder if i misred or it's written this badly

[deep shale]

they want multiplayer

and we cant have it

[lyric junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1475559190436253853/Bez_nazwy-3_kopia.gif

[deep shale]

i mean like network multiplayer
couch co-op faces extinction as a whole

its been stated a few times, netcode is gonna be a nightmare in such events

[lyric junco]

if it faces the extinction the ones who refuse to use it should face it as well

[stuck fjord]

I don't care either way. I'm just saying the game would literally outsell any other fighting game if it focused on PVP

[stuck fjord]

Half Sword is so much fun to play and there's so much depth to the combat but there's no point in improving at it if my opponent will always be an AI

[lyric junco]

yes, alive

[deep shale]

reading that hurt me

i felt emotion

bcz its true

[glacial gulch]

I havent tried remote play but if you figure it out we can duel

[deep shale]

itll be laggy but it works

[shell forge]

Demo boss vs EA tourney: Beggar

[lyric junco]

i mean, there are some maniacs who wrote multiplayer for my summer car, so half sword might not be that far off

[glacial gulch]

I wouldn't even mind if there was intentional input delay for online duels to give the server time to sort of the physics calculations on both ends

So long as its smooth and consistent

[warped apex]

I like peasant tier the most for one reason you can do this type of stuff in the tourney

[stuck fjord]

I would be excited for that but it would pain me to see the devs's intended product to be outshined by modders

Because I feel like that would happen pretty quickly

[lyric junco]

mods are always better than the devs because they are unemployed

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-ok-thumbs-up-rMEJyjch7L1tlRlCl3

[warped apex]

can't wait for a new chrome mod to come out

it'd be nice

[lyric junco]

clueless would roll in his grave for that one lmao

[restive barn]

fuckin ue4ss jumpscare

[stuck fjord]

I can see if I can get some of the guys who worked on Elden Ring Seamless Co-op to take a look

I still have some connections there

[warped apex]

I see the gun is coming along

you can actually hold it now

[humble bloom]

this is why nobody installs your mods btw.
cant even make clips

[warped apex]

huge W

[stuck fjord]

huh

[restive barn]

yep lmao i attached a crossbow to it

[restive barn]

actually i attached a gun to a crossbow but whatever

[lyric junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1475545252562473060/Bez_nazwy-1.gif

[twilit escarp]

never mind me, just getting knighted

by my own sword

[stuck fjord]

The fence is king

I had a glitch earlier where the head of a polearm glitched into the ground and blocked a zombie from pathfinding to me

[errant lark]

What is the abyss good for? Can I get like good loot?

[lilac sentinel]

money

someone else can explain it better

[sleek mica]

If you're fast enough you can run for objects to sell

[sand kestrel]

Half sword reset all of its progress but its all good

[warped apex]

this felt like a execution out of for honor lol

[naive cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mmIZNtZAxA992vgFC?invite=cr-MSxwdkEsNTQ4NTQyNjYw&v=12

[sand kestrel]

Bro what the fuck???

I loaded out of my game

And it reset all of my fucking progress

Again

[lyric junco]

same

[thorn brook]

i have the same problem

[sand kestrel]

Dawgg

I was at

38k pf

Down the drain

Maybe it was a one time thing

So i hopped on

[naive cedar]

just mod it back in

[sand kestrel]

Made it all the way to the commoner rank

Quit the game to do something

And it reset my character

[thorn brook]

same i had 20k and it went all away back 3 times

[sand kestrel]

Dude what the fuck????

Is it happening to everyone

?

Genuinely game breaking

[thorn brook]

idk i just want to play the game camly and restard every time i beat the baron

restart

[stuck fjord]

Not happening to me but it IS reminding me to back up my save lmao

[thorn brook]

and i have redownload the game just now and i need to restart again

[sand kestrel]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1485791050286239854

Share your experiences here

@lyric junco @thorn brook

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-shocked-cry-funny-black-kid-gif-18693964

[shut minnow]

mna what is up with these damn axes

the smallest love tap will just bissect my whole body

[past kestrel]

he'll be fine guys

[prime ether]

is it just me or is it harder to stab in early access?

[past kestrel]

it is, but you'll get used to it

[prime ether]

damn, kinda miss the precision of the demo since I've gotten full baron gear and still miss pretty much every stab

even with a sword I made specifically for stabbing

[muted hemlock]

i want update

[carmine wave]

Grugs baby

[fickle steeple]

i hate this game bro

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[sharp orchid]

the npcs got smart

[fickle steeple]

could you even imagine if they genuinely started using traps

[sharp orchid]

itd be wraps honestly

[sharp thunder]

feels like ive seen this place before...

[sharp orchid]

if you mod in big city i will give you absolutley nothing

[sharp thunder]

the grass has this weird glitch with his hair

[sharp thunder]

if i can find a 3d model of it

i can do it pretty easily

i kinda feel like a giant walking around

[buoyant ravine]

Badass music means badass action

[sharp thunder]

i really wanna put the snowy arena from the itch io build into ea

idrk if that would be feasible

[stuck epoch]

goes hard

[carmine wave]

what

[sharp thunder]

woww that map is beautiful

[warped apex]

I need that map so bad

[near grotto]

I'm assuming this is modded

[buoyant ravine]

i know i prefer nu metal but i like that riff https://open.spotify.com/track/70LcF31zb1H0PyJoS1Sx1r?si=1ed409cb47914a28

[past kestrel]

i tripped him

[stuck epoch]

indeed, but i just got the mod working reliably so should be released soon enough

just gotta add the level selector to free mode so you can choose any level

[shut minnow]

is the slums map supposed to be a buggy slip n slide ?

[near grotto]

Yup

[near grotto]

Game's getting developed by the modders lmao

[carmine wave]

its shit

[feral dew]

It’s quite literally a shit pile

Look at the wall then up and to the right

[sharp orchid]

how well does this run?

[warped apex]

I am a trickshotter now lol

[stuck epoch]

better than slums somehow lol

[buoyant ravine]

The 3rd kill only died because they got in my way 0:24-0:31

[sharp orchid]

that is actually really intresting

[dawn pelican]

At some point you become the weapon

[near grotto]

What the fuck is that weapon

[sharp orchid]

alien serrated sword

[fickle steeple]

took him home safely

[near grotto]

Fuck needing workshop support, we got all the mods we need right here

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[sharp orchid]

it would be nice to have workshop support tho

[naive cedar]

Wait it glows?

[sharp orchid]

yeah the ufo part at least

[tawdry vale]

I may have gotten a little bit mad at this guy in particular for defeating me several times in a row

[tawdry vale]

This looks like it was inspired by the Barbarian Skull Mace in Battle Brothers

[sharp orchid]

i wouldnt know i've never played that

[random spear]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-18185912

[tawdry vale]

You should play it, it's fun

Also reminds me of the Skull Hammer

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/rank-level-slap-shut-up-gif-11216210248801321663

you aint got image perms

[stuck epoch]

u can survive quite a fall in this game if ur buff

[lean niche]

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[random spear]

nice one

[buoyant ravine]

K I C K

[tawdry vale]

Just where in the lowest hell do you think you're going?

https://giphy.com/gifs/hold-up-holup-chan1os-ZUliSIJIkX9vP2xTxf

[woven sandal]

chat did the game get released?

nvm chat

thanks chat

[deep shale]

i wish i was him

recently thawed, stumlbing out of the cyrogenics pod
"half life three?"
"grand theft auto six?"

[past kestrel]

big ass rapier that you would probably see when fighting a dark souls boss

[mental kelp]

strike of the mantis

[deep shale]

I too give my moves obscene names

[mental kelp]

this one is from sam of saturn

[tawdry vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/knight-seven-kingdoms-7-SVyB7slOhfOmzIklS4

[deep shale]

the vortex pregnacy buster

[past kestrel]

why is there "pregnancy" in this

[elder tendon]

🫃

[deep shale]

key word obscene

[fallen glacier]

lmao tru

[deep shale]

alright ill tell you the deepest lore
i played a lot of mordhau. a lot of maul.
thrusting with blunt weapons is often ill-advised, and the maul's stab meets a certain breakpoint which allows it to 2-shot most players.
i saw somebody else calling it this, so i started calling it this. the act of thrusting with blunt weapons in general

i love doing it

i gotta thrust with the thing not meant to be thrusted

[deep shale]

none of the discussed lore applies to this clip. i was drunk.

[sharp thunder]

weird map in my list...huh

[fallen glacier]

gm_flatass

[sharp thunder]

garry makes it look so easy

[plain brook]

cringe maul abuser

[remote crypt]

please... give me the map

please

please

I beg of you

[sharp thunder]

i havent added enemy spawner yet and your equipment doesnt load with it

its actually just walk off the edge simulator

tomorrow i will finish and publish it probly

[plain brook]

now do gm_construct

[sharp thunder]

i tried bigcity but the player collision meshes were fucked and i cant find another 3d model for that i do wanna try construct too

[plain brook]

#socials message

[sharp thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-boy-sigma-sigma-boy-laser-eyes-tiktok-filter-gif-17957465359462182185

[glacial gulch]

if anyone eastern US wants to try remoteplay lmk i'll join with controller as ive heard its less buggy that way

[slow quest]

hot minute

[remote crypt]

awh

[slow quest]

will I do it

[shell forge]

Imagine not giving them 10 pfenners to fuck off

[slow quest]

see the thing is

I wanted big number

[shell forge]

I should try a career where I don't visit the seer at all

Not even to throw hands with zombies

[fair stump]

so... big question... what am i suppost to do after beating the gold dude like 20 times?... where do i go from here?

[slow quest]

you wait for the next update

[fair stump]

... fuck

[slow quest]

PS you only gotta beat him 9 times to get the whole armor

[fair stump]

i got the whole set x3

[slow quest]

DAMN

[violet pecan]

how can i change teh colour of clothing?

[slow quest]

unless theres a mod you gotta find a foe that has the color you want or gamble on the trader having it

[violet pecan]

i cant find any mods for it :/

ty though

[grave pecan]

i dont know if i would find this funny or annoying

both

[slow quest]

ts took almost an hour and a full pantera album

[plain brook]

it took so long for the shock to wear off that i dont even think i had a reaction

i was like "i was alive a second ago"

[runic gale]

i need 20 bucks for the game pls

me no got

[hollow frost]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FINALLY BEAT THE COMMONER BOSS

[runic gale]

idk what that is

[hollow frost]

3rd boss

Ridiculous black and gold dude with the huge gilded sword

[cursive folio]

play the demo it's free

and it's close enough to occupy you until you get 20 bucks either through a gift or somewhere else

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-some-change-beggar-gif-13086110

[jolly thicket]

if you sell the baron's shit after beating his ass do you get it back the next time you hit the tourney

[jovial lark]

Yes, a full set each time you beat him (once you've unlocked all the pieces)

I think you can only have one set in your chest at a time, you can get a new set if you keep the armor equipped and beat him

[tough hollow]

sholder thorw

[lusty brook]

is first person laggier than 3rd for anyone else?

[lunar compass]

get the demo bro

[lunar compass]

btw

if ur strugglign

try using peasant rank with pitchfork

against him

the pitchfork is litteraly the best thing you can have for that rank

[rain maple]

half sword

[tough hollow]

👨‍🦼

no

NO

[hollow frost]

I got to Baron lmfao

[lunar compass]

congrats

[lunar compass]

it gets a lot easier after commoner ngl 😭

commoner boss is Satan himself

[hollow frost]

Fr

[lunar compass]

i never beat him actually using the commoner rank lmao

[limber oar]

i found with most things pointed, since theres not that much armor in the lower ranks, you can pretty much just point it forward and walk into them

[warped apex]

melee with the crossbow is stupid fun

[tough hollow]

damn

medevial johnathan wick

[warped apex]

trickshots also work lol

[limber oar]

i killed my lord character to start fresh but to try and get back to lord just using the baron poleaxe and some chainmail, if i wanna play really boring i can just point and walk lol

hello my name is john halfsword and i made the game 🙂

[lunar compass]

the spear is so stupidly op when they dotn have a cuirass

just run into them and boom

i serously hope they fix the stabbing in the EA

cause i loved spears

[lunar compass]

you know you can just retire

[limber oar]

i may of just done that, cant remember but ik he's gone now

[lunar compass]

https://tenor.com/view/they-got-him-ted-ted-show-gif-4342699035732514153

[tough hollow]

whyd he lowkey duck the first jab

[warped apex]

literal for honor execution type move

[whole marsh]

drip or drown lads?
1400 souls

[whole marsh]

LMAO

real

[warm void]

Mere 1400 souls

You can win

[whole marsh]

oh its abyss

[jolly thicket]

flail too and you can yoink it off the cellar

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-franky-pause-gif-4651069134702194722

[winged hollow]

is there a mod thats similar to half sword enhancer but for the full game?

[summer pollen]

eisenhut increases intimidation, decreases protection, but when it's hit, it increases intimidation

[restive barn]

"decreases protection" literally one of the most protective helms in the game

[summer pollen]

compared to a sallet

[restive barn]

lemme check

[summer pollen]

it exposes the nose and sides and back of the head as opposed to this

[restive barn]

yeah u right + eisen blunt protection is 20 and sallet blunt protection is 22

[summer pollen]

where do you find the armor protection values?

[winged hollow]

worst part about eisenhut (and some other helmets) is its unsuable in first person 😢

[restive barn]

game files

[restive barn]

eisenhut b literally makes your vision completely unobstructed (even with a bevor)

[winged hollow]

when i used it, it completely blocked my vision entirely

unless its a different one

[restive barn]

eisenhut b is the helm im using

[restive barn]

use this specific eisen

[winged hollow]

alright gotcha
Ive rarely seen that one and when i have i skipped it cause well, forgive me but it looks like it would block all the vision lol

[winged hollow]

there is 1 sallet aswell that only blocks like the bottom 25-30% of your vision

[summer pollen]

doofus knocked himself out

[winged hollow]

is there any mod with a shotgun
to fulfill my DOOM addiction

[covert forge]

enhancer works with EA if thats what ur talking about

[winged hollow]

oh yeah i see now

[restive barn]

not yet but soon

[vocal blaze]

which mod

[rapid pond]

You figured out how to make it handle like a weapon instead of prop ?

[rapid pond]

Chrome's mod

One day

[vocal blaze]

is it on nexus mod

@restive barn which weapon pack is it

[rapid pond]

Doesnt exist yet

"One day"

[vocal blaze]

ok

so nonchalant

[midnight charm]

i never played half sword before, is it good

[rapid pond]

It is, has a lot of gore, ea is fun but has performance issues for some

[midnight charm]

EA as in like

ea sports???

[rapid pond]

Early acess

The confusion is easy to see lol, even i thought so at first

[winged hollow]

For me the only remaining map with performance issues is forest (even with foliage at its lowest (there isnt even any foliage left on forest at that point)
And then the annoying thing on uneven terrain where your character sorta snaps up and down because he doesnt understand how to stand still on slanted ground (which makes weapons wobbly )

but a friend of mine with worse pc specs than me could run forest well from the very launch

[midnight charm]

i've seen multiple videos of half sword and i've always wondered

can you dropkick a willie

[rapid pond]

Same on my end, shadows and foliages tank perfomancr

[midnight charm]

actually i'll answer my own question

no

[rapid pond]

Its a bit easier on demo but yes

Yea you can

[midnight charm]

WAIT YOU CAN??

[rapid pond]

Its a phisics game, if you break the phisics hard enought you can do anything

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

Literraly real footage

[midnight charm]

does that mean i can throw someone one hand over my back

[rapid pond]

Yea

Lemme find one of my clips

[winged hollow]

technically but not at the start of progression, you start off weak
And even then its not always easy (chanes are your character will just let go due to too much weight if you dont know exactly what youre doing)

[rapid pond]

I kinda suck at grappling, but you can do anything if you try hard enought lmao

[midnight charm]

this game might actually be the best game ever made

[rapid pond]

And note that im really bad at grappling

[rapid pond]

Being able to control things via your mouse will always make this game the best in its niche

[midnight charm]

i do not remember punches being that fast

[winged hollow]

hes playing as a muscular powerhouse in that clip

[rapid pond]

You can do small movements now

Small but quick movements do jabs

[rapid pond]

Im only at 96kg lol

[prisma stag]

Barbute puts metal in your eyes even though it should be the helmet with the most visibility.

[midnight charm]

i wonder how it's like at 999kg

[winged hollow]

oh huh i dont remember my character looking like that (then again i never took the clothes off)

[rapid pond]

If you go to my forwarded message, i uploaded a 2nd video where i kinda did a dropkick

[rapid pond]

You can mod it jokingly easily, it looks horrible

[winged hollow]

with modding you can make yourself a hulk basically, and doesnt even look TOO unrealistic
though if you go too far you instantly reach space

[rapid pond]

I play a jokingly lot with heavy weapons, i have made a custom zweihander the size of demo's one and a normal but heavy poleaxe

[winged hollow]

ah yeah i tried to go for the smaller quicker shit during my first progression run

still reached 94kg i think

[midnight charm]

i wish i could play this game but sadly i don't have a computer

i did hear it would come out on consoles tho

[winged hollow]

i wonder how it controls on controller

[rapid pond]

I usually go "mmmm heavy weapon go FUNK"

[rapid pond]

Bad.

Its really REALLY WEIRD

Left hand grab trigger is also slowmo

Kick is also giveup

[winged hollow]

i mean i DID try heavy weapons but i enjoyed lighter "stiffer" weapons a lot more

[winged hollow]

well if you change the controls, is it doable?

[warped apex]

anyone else enjoy throwing them downward?

[rapid pond]

Same, my zweihander is only 2.08kg, my greatsword is 1.6 and longsword 1.3

[restive barn]

yes

[rapid pond]

You cannot yet

[restive barn]

i essentially attached the gun to a crossbow

thats it

[midnight charm]

this looks like a fucking finisher

[warped apex]

@midnight charm no this one is

[rapid pond]

Can we see some new handeling action ? Seems fun

Try to snipe a guy

[warped apex]

can't wait to flip it around and do trickshots

[midnight charm]

is that supposed to be a zombie, skeleton, or both

[warped apex]

Light eater

@midnight charm I've over 1800hrs played...

[midnight charm]

this message has changed 3 times

[warped apex]

it could've been anything at this point

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mmIXg1JYPXmDxlfXS?invite=cr-MSxMcmYsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[midnight charm]

i'm gonna go now

bye

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/forrest-gump-wave-6

[rapid pond]

Now THATS a gun

[runic gale]

I do but it's just the same map over and over again

[rapid pond]

Ea's free mode is also currently the same but uodates map, but compared to demo, ea will get updated

[ionic viper]

when will we get any teasers for the update

will we get any at all?

[rapid pond]

It will come when its ready

From what we know theres nothing interesting for us to see

[ionic viper]

mhm

[rapid pond]

Unless we wanna see code (i wanna see code :3)

[winged hollow]

these darn bucklers are so OP they barely graze you at 0.1 meters per year and you get knocked to the ground with 98% black vignette so you cant move for 20 seconds

[covert forge]

shields are very annoying

[winged hollow]

bro nose

this god damn axe wont dismember anything rn i Despise this bug

[dusk escarp]

guys im sorry does anyone have experience with game not running progression mode? as it only keeps crashing for me

anything but progression works for me :(

i bought game 3 weeks ago in hopes of it getting fixed but i still cant play

[buoyant oyster]

There goes his generation

[rare hearth]

try going into freeplay then into progression mode from the trainer guy

[dusk escarp]

that was even worse, now it crashed without playing the cutscene

usually happens after cutscene

[rare hearth]

damn

i forgot what are the possible fixes for this but try going into %localappdata% and deleting halfswordue5 folder

[lone knoll]

When update?

[winged hollow]

do i need more shield, guys

[rare hearth]

yes

[merry prawn]

These hedgeborns, bro.

[winged hollow]

this shit is unstoppable

only thing that can stop me now is game crash

[rare hearth]

chrome making an optimizations mod when

[restive barn]

no

[rare hearth]

fair

[dusk escarp]

OK LOL FIXED IT

[winged hollow]

do i switch sword or nah gang

[restive barn]

yeah download my rain mod ty

[sand torrent]

yo is there a way I can set what weapons the AI has in free mode?

I want to do unarmored sword fight but commoners always carry shields

[rare hearth]

did deleting halfswordue5 fix it or what did u do

[dusk escarp]

capping fps

i was overshooting fps which caused game to crash

[rare hearth]

oo what did u cap it to

[dusk escarp]

i did 180

cause thats my monitor cap

[rare hearth]

interesting

thanks

[dusk escarp]

yes

np

[fathom patrol]

helo

[winged hollow]

i died when my asshole was grabbed 😢

[warm void]

sounds pretty realistic

[hollow valley]

3600+ zombies?

bro was not sparing any willies damn

[winged hollow]

i wish it were, but i think its 25 souls per zombie (WHY devs, why not just 1 soul per zombie??)
anyway its 147 zombies with that math

[rapid pond]

Cause you reach the higher tiers faster

[winged hollow]

?? what

all youre reaching is higher numbers faster

this was free mode abyss

[rapid pond]

Im guessing its also linked to tiers like progression mode "you need to beat ___ willies to get to next rank" so 25 souls speeds it up

[rapid pond]

Yea, i just dont know how that works anyway

[hollow valley]

there's quite a few unexplained secret systems in the game tbf

[winged hollow]

if that were the case, then they can just divide the displayed number by 25

[sand herald]

lmao

[hollow valley]

it would be nice for them to give us more number values instead of sliders though, e.g with weaponsmithing and rank progression

[rapid pond]

I guesd

[winged hollow]

rank progression is sorta whatever but yeah definitely weaponsmithing, its like a no brainer for it

[warm void]

A face only a mothjer could love.

Willieh

[warm void]

I KNEW IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING

[winged hollow]

Yes

[warm void]

I forgot his name

isnt he from old men country something

[winged hollow]

anton chigurh

no country for old men

[warm void]

Okay, I'm pushing it

about 1000kg

[winged hollow]

why yo leg blue bro

[rapid pond]

No more blood

[rapid pond]

Push it to over 9000

[warm void]

okay hold on

by over 1000 kg, you already have your own gravitational pull

literally, I'm flying.

how long does it take to get the sea dragon build?

[lost rover]

The baron doesnt coat his sabatons probably because he rides horses lots and the stirrups probably covers his glorious sabatons so it's probably better to hide it

[lost rover]

Severe case of bacne and foot desanguination

[rapid pond]

Literraly no armor sets have sabatons lol, they are en entirely different thing

[lost rover]

I think he uses Steroids

[warm void]

Over 33 thousand kg, he becomes a dragon (

can you guys see it

[rapid pond]

He looks lik

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-death-reaper-reaper-leviathan-gif-17048402

[warm void]

his true form

I wonder what would happen if I make his weight approximately a million.

nah, im too lazy.

[rapid pond]

Try

For science

[warm void]

so heavy it became a minus

[rapid pond]

Holy shit

Show the asshole

[warm void]

I can only show the asshole

my game is freezing

[rapid pond]

Perfect

[warm void]

WOAH

longer hair

he has some smooth hair

[shell vector]

Got a fatal error when I died and tried to save my soul

Fatal error lead to a fatal error

[lyric junco]

i once missclicked into give up and had to recreate my character through save editor 😭

[alpine pine]

known issue

[shell vector]

First time for me. There aren't that many bugs for an EA title

These knockdown bralws are pretty easy. Just kick em in the sack and they fall

[slate osprey]

Ai

[lyric junco]

unreal engine 5

[slate osprey]

no

Ai

[lyric junco]

i wanted to say that his skull worked like it should but he still died despite no decapitation

[slate osprey]

Thats photoshopped

[shell vector]

Which pants do you need for the poleyn?

[sleek gull]

Hosen works

[shell vector]

Doesn't seem to work. Tried 5 different hosen

[sleek gull]

Do you also have an Arming Doublet on, with the arm chains removed?

[shell vector]

Well apparently the sixth worked. And yes had arming doublet with chains removed

Ah now I figured it out. Some of the Hosen have these socks that go up to the knee. Those don't work

[lyric junco]

may we not finded a path of piss 🔥

[errant lark]

Why is the horse impossible to move

Its like impossible for me to get the loot in the cart at least let the character do a muscle up

[lost rover]

Stretchy

Mr. Stretch

Mr. Longnecks

[lunar compass]

the fighting is better in the demo

actually

i feel like

the demo has a better sword fighting experience

and stabbing

while the EA has the best armored fighting

[lunar compass]

that and the baggy hosen

[shell vector]

I feel the demo and EA are the same once you max out your muscles

[sleek gull]

Not exactly. There is still odd interactions with Long Swords.

• When unsheathing your sword for a quick attack, the blade phases through the opponent for the first second or two
• Swords clip through the players body when moving around (this was intentional as a work around as it previously would get stuck)
• When the sword meets certain resistance or certain moments of inertia, the player characters wrists can bend and twist in very unnatural ways.
• The center line is much more narrow than the Demo. When your weapon passes the center line, your lead leg immediately switches. In the demo, the center is wider, and allows you to switch which side your weapon is on, without your lead leg changing for a short delay.

[lost rover]

Let's do the chicken noodle soup

[restive barn]

hey guys download my rain mod ty

it's on nexus

[restive barn]

no it's not he's just john halfsword

[wind solar]

YO GUYS I NEED TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER IN HAlfsword RIGHT NOW PLEASE SOMEONE LETS PLAY

[restive barn]

how twin

[wind solar]

there is the button

[wind solar]

so lets play?

do you need my uh friend code?

[restive barn]

that's for local playing tho

[restive barn]

yeah sure

[wind solar]

good

[restive barn]

whats ur friend code

[wind solar]

check your dms

[stuck fjord]

What's the heaviest weapon you guys have found in HS?

By kg

Doesn't matter how terrible

Heaviest I've been able to find is 4.72 kg

Never mind

Just made a 6 kg weapon

[fresh gyro]

did you use gold

[stuck fjord]

Yeah

Shockingly

it's a sword

[wind solar]

baron boinker