halfsword-chat-⚔

[gleaming lodge]

adding a wresling feature next update where u can break bones

[deep shale]

conk crete i love the name

the material which harms you

[lilac sentinel]

i think its called sidewalk

[still knot]

how do i install the unsave mod

pls helps

[deep shale]

log spike traps are made out of conk crete

[fallen glacier]

in EA? No

[wheat leaf]

guys do NOT look up conk crete in the gifs search, its scary

[fallen glacier]

Not in progression anyway. Is that what's happening to you?

I'm talking about Early Access

[lilac sentinel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/barbershopmovie-hair-barbershop-style-3o6gaT4sPTL0nemAYo

dammit

[fallen glacier]

I want to make sure you're in EA and not the demo

[wheat leaf]

'barbershopmovie-hair-barbershop-style'

[gray citrus]

yo they should lowkey add intel gpu support

[wheat leaf]

it better only cost a quarter

[still knot]

help pls someone

i need a hero

[lilac sentinel]

i use an intel gpu and it runs ok

[gray citrus]

who named me im bad at nicknames bro are we ded ahh

[fallen glacier]

that shouldn't be happening. Here's how to fix it:

If your progress has reset or you create a character and progress is not saving and/or crashing -

1. Exit Half Sword, in Steam right click Half Sword>Properties>General and turn off Steam Cloud
2. Go to %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames and if the GameProgress.sav file is 0kb, it is corrupt, delete it. Settings.sav may also be 0kb, delete it as well or changes made to settings will not save.
3. If these files are not 0kb, browse up to %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\ and move the entire Saved folder elsewhere for safe keeping, so then the HalfSwordUE5 folder should be empty.
4. Start Half Sword and create a character, change some settings, restart the game and see if everything has saved.

[wheat leaf]

that mustache is NOT real

[gray citrus]

nah but like xess and all of intels stuff

that stash is 100% real bro

[lilac sentinel]

yeah that would be cool

[wheat leaf]

shit looks like a line of black powder

your cappin

you glued it on

[grave pecan]

if shields was atleast rare i wouldn't mind it being op

but like

90% of the time they get one

[fallen glacier]

it will fix your corrupted save file and allow the game to save, yes

[gray citrus]

its a snap filter

anyway

[lilac sentinel]

me when my opponent is dismembered and asking for mercy

[sacred socket]

so once i get the baron set i beat it ?

[wheat leaf]

thats what i thought, you aint growin no mustache

[gray citrus]

i turned on dlss by accedent and i got a intel gpu and now its just crashing over and over

guys

what can i do fr

[restive cave]

we should just all start doing full shield loadouts with like 5

[wheat leaf]

beat him like 7-9 times for the full kit

make sure to get his weapons while your at it

[lilac sentinel]

try a steam lauch command maybe that disables dlss

[fallen glacier]

goto %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames and delete your Settings.sav file

[restive cave]

double shields legit instakill

[sacred socket]

and then what im 100%?

[wheat leaf]

yeah pret much

[fallen glacier]

Tell me exactly what's happening please. Are you playing Progression mode? When you restart the game and go into Progression, does it play the intro cinematic? Does it make you make a new character each time? What's going on

[gleaming lodge]

if double shilds give you power what are you without it

[restive cave]

I'm gonna block you because you've legit said the same nothing burger non stop on #general-catfish-🐱🐟 for like 10 minutes

[gleaming lodge]

if blocking me is your goal what happends after you achive it

[simple shell]

https://giphy.com/gifs/betternoisemusic-hu-mongolia-the-T0RQmjegkDhKhPpHVs

[shell vector]

Almost completed my first playthrough. Anyone done ane challenges for their new starts?

[simple shell]

Damn even gifs dont load for me

How long you have to be here

[fallen glacier]

When you die, it puts you in the abyss right?

Do you get an option to "save your soul"?

[shell vector]

You can pay the lady not to fight in the abyss

[empty tiger]

its just janking out it does it to me too

[shell vector]

10p per soul

[fallen glacier]

you have to be lvl2 role

[simple shell]

Iv been here since beta 🥲

[empty tiger]

same

[gleaming lodge]

if a soul costs 10p how much is 1p worth

[fallen glacier]

it doesn't matter how long you're here, you need level 2 role that you get apparently by talking more often

[simple shell]

Well, the saying is a human life is worth a bugatti

So 10.000.000 / 10

[shell vector]

You can also choose to "cull the herd" and go fight a select number of souls in the abyss

[simple shell]

But its just the number to release the soul

[gleaming lodge]

we need a daytime only mod

[fallen glacier]

so they kill you in the abyss and then you have to start over? Is that what you mean? Cus that's normal, yea you have to start a new character but you don't have to start all the way from beggar. You can start a new character from whatever rank you were at when you died. You keep all your items and gold, the only thing you lose is the weight you've gained

[simple shell]

Could be achieved with a couple of candles

[shell vector]

Talk to the fair lady at night

[fallen glacier]

At night, talk to the seer in the back of the tavern. You can pay them off or fight them 1 at a time or so to thin them out. Also, don't kill so many people. Each person you kill ends up as a revenant that you have to kill in the abyss.

[prime night]

hey guys am i able to play co-op halfsword with 2 kbm inputs?

[simple shell]

Considering that you can get a sword about 50€, its a mass produkt and stuff. Maybe a real sword was about 1000 or 2000€ back than

[shell vector]

Real sword back in the day was often more than a peasant earned in their lifetime

[fallen glacier]

you don't have to redo any boss fights

I'm not sure what you mean I'm sorry

[simple shell]

I think about 2k would be fine today, for a handmade sword. If it still would be a regular item

[shell vector]

I got a handmade sword and it was 800€

[simple shell]

Nice

Thinking about handmade armour 😄

I did the google and some thinking 😄

[shell vector]

3-8k depending on the set

[simple shell]

DIY

But idk how to attach leather straps

[tender quest]

rivets

[simple shell]

But forming some sheet metal no problem

[shell vector]

Just for fun or using in buhurt?

[simple shell]

Just for fun

[shell vector]

There are quite a few tutorials in yt

[simple shell]

I dont think I need them 😄 Just need some blueprints 😄

I think I would like to beginn with a warhammer

Lost wax casting

I got some spare e-scooter frames 😄 Modern warhammer from aluminum

[shell vector]

If you plan on learning how to use it, I'd recommend a bronze spear

[simple shell]

Sounds reasonable

I already thought about joining some halfsword clubs, but im already almost 30y old, so injuries probably would hurt a lot

[shell vector]

Never too late. I'm 37 and still fighting with the 20yo's

[simple shell]

Tell me more

[shell vector]

Going to sleep sadly. But I use a halberd

[simple shell]

Do you use warhammes or are they banned?

[shell vector]

No hammers

[simple shell]

Reasonable 😄

Good night

[mental cargo]

elderly

[shell vector]

But a halberd to the head still hurts

[simple shell]

Hope ill meet you one day in combat 😄

[shell vector]

I ain't even in midlife yet

[shell vector]

Hope so. Combat is a good way to make friends

[simple shell]

Yeah, keep talking grandpa, its saturday and you want to go to sleep 🤓

[shell vector]

It's 1am

[simple shell]

Not yet here

[sharp orchid]

i miss the clean decapitations

[shell vector]

It is here and I got two kids who wake up at 7

[simple shell]

Just saw fencing to far, what do you think about this

[simple shell]

Too bad, mine can already do stuff on her own 😄

[shell vector]

Search buhurt on yt

[simple shell]

WIll do, much tanks

Did and it already looks much fun

My wife will hate me if I bring this up to the table

[shell vector]

Then don't.

Just start crafting stuff

[simple shell]

Nah I dont mind 😄

[slim bough]

lol

[grave pecan]

no

[simple shell]

I already got the estatics for buhurt

[grave pecan]

what tier

[simple shell]

Wiking looking beard

[sharp orchid]

idr i did this months ago

[mental dune]

i beat the baron a few times and am going through to get his armor is there anything after this or do i just have to make a new character

ois there any benefit to getting all his armor?

[fickle steeple]

average 2.7kg poleaxe experience

[silk mist]

i just got textbook choked out by this guy

[sharp orchid]

my barricade is a bit glitchy

[humble iris]

shoot a crossbow bolt out of the slit and hit someone

[sharp orchid]

i dont think things can pass through the slit

[humble iris]

oh

[solemn garden]

am I the only one where I beat the baron for the first time and now I've got non-stop lord-tier riots going on

something tells me the people don't like me very much

[lyric star]

iran simulator

[solemn garden]

no one's taken my leg off yet

[dawn holly]

First rule of fight club

[sharp orchid]

why is he so shiny

[dawn holly]

Sweaty 🤤

[dusky crane]

Like 4.5 kg

[fallen glacier]

that's not the heaviest

[dusky crane]

What is

You could be talking about polearm

Im pollaxe

[fallen glacier]

I know

Give me a moment

[buoyant ravine]

Oiled up

[buoyant ravine]

Dried up

I know im wondering how the mouse cursor is still there

[buoyant ravine]

Bloodied up

[sharp orchid]

barricaded up

[fallen glacier]

This is the heaviest you can forge a pollaxe I believe

[ivory spruce]

managed to get full plate after grinding for 4 days

at peseant tier

[dusky crane]

Thats exactly what I did

Oh I know I read the weight before I switched to gold not after

[dusky crane]

Heh???

[dusky crane]

Maybe

Idk that's exactly what I did

So it should be the same

[fallen glacier]

did you use sword stretch technique

[flint bone]

how many centuries until console

[solemn garden]

I hit a grunt in the lord tourney with the baron's beak so hard that his helmet flew off and for some reason he had the gall to get back up while I was busy knocking out the baron

[dusky crane]

?

No idea what that is

[sharp orchid]

elite camping spot

[flint bone]

imagine a mod where you like get a lightsaber

[fallen glacier]

when forging a weapon select sword, max out all the top sliders, choose pollaxe, don't mess with the top sliders at all, switch a part of the pollaxe to make it "glitch" to a larger size, then from there just choose which parts you want. As long as you leave the top sliders alone, it will stay in a longer and larger state than normally possible. Works for other weapons too, besides the sword

[violet kindle]

poo poo test?

[buoyant ravine]

That disarm was cool as shit tho

[somber briar]

is getting the baron armet beating the game

?

[buoyant ravine]

Goddamn thats an insta kill

[dusky crane]

Welp
I will have to wait a while to do that because the pollaxe took all mu money

[sharp orchid]

i never mentioned this but i fw the baby blue fit

[wheat leaf]

more like a sky blue than baby blue

baby blue like a blue blue not a blue yknow

[sharp orchid]

eh not really. baby blue on the left and sky blue on the right

honestly i think its closest to denim the actual color

[wheat leaf]

damn you pulled out the dang color codes

denim is closest tho

[sharp orchid]

i dabble in colors

[wheat leaf]

ig my sky is a different color

its lookin more denim blue rn

[somber briar]

any1 else think that the decaps are annoying asf

[fresh warren]

POV: nail

[wheat leaf]

might be big john

[lament heath]

is it just me or does the one handed sword stabbing animation not work well compared to two handed stabbing animation

[wheat leaf]

its parry stance now, not thrust

use double click lmb for stabs

[lament heath]

bro no way

[buoyant ravine]

why did bro go flying from that one kick

[solemn garden]

did you just people's elbow that guy who was grabbing onto you at the start

[wheat leaf]

yes way bro, these clips both used alt as parry

ig the devs realized that 1h swords had super bad parries especially against overheads in demo, so they made alt a dedicated parry motion

[buoyant ravine]

I guess i did technically bodyslam him

Nah why was he staring up at the sky like those horror movie guys who look straight at exactly whats gonna kill him

[fallen glacier]

true. I don't mind it either, it's a nice stance. I do wish they could maybe add a way to toggle the alt stance, from guard mode (what it is now) to stab mode. You can still alt stab if the weapon is in your left hand

I decapped this guy and it duplicated the visor of his sallet

[wheat leaf]

yeah id like the same, or even a different button for thrust mode

[main orbit]

does my leg grow back?

this game is so fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cursive folio]

wait parry stance? so if I hold left alt my guy is better at blocking?

sort of confused

[wheat leaf]

yes exactly, the way it springs up into high guard gives you much greater arm stability, like this parry was done with alt

its meant to make it possible to block overhead strikes with 1h swords, which was always a very difficult act

[cursive folio]

wait so one handed it's parry stance now but is it parry two handed?

or is it 1 handed alt mode is parry 2 handed alt mode is thrust

[wheat leaf]

no, every other weapon type just has thrust stance, just 1h weapons have the different stance

[cursive folio]

also clean parry!

[sharp orchid]

what the fuck just happend

[wheat leaf]

i love how 1h weapons work in EA though, better than demo imo

they are the one weapon type that actually improved in overall handling where the rest kinda lack now due to the bad wrist rigidity

you can perform moulinets now

like this

[main orbit]

waiting to heallllll

ive been stuck here for 15 mins

[sharp orchid]

you can do overhand stabs now too

[past kestrel]

jacked!

(123KG willie)

[sharp orchid]

yeah i think hes done for the day

[past kestrel]

they should definently add unique weapons like these when we get more major updates

[wheat leaf]

i cant find the clip but ive done very similar motions, its also possible to do false edge cuts because of that

[sharp orchid]

yeah i'd love a deployable barricade in vanilla half sword

[past kestrel]

i'd love a very giant greatsword that my 123KG willie can use

[sharp orchid]

boy do i have the weapon for you

[wheat leaf]

aint even a guts sword thats gods sword

[gleaming olive]

I just bought the game why does stabbing suck compared to the demo?

[past kestrel]

something not even my willie on day 1.2K can use

[past kestrel]

wobbly hand physics

[dusky crane]

i tried it

this is

completely unusable

[wheat leaf]

i find its easier with double click lmb now, the alt stance is floppy

[fallen glacier]

skill

[dusky crane]

no its genuinely better to use fists

[past kestrel]

i usually just run up to them without even trying to stab, but trying to ram with the point of my pollaxe

[dusky crane]

this thing doesnt move

like at all

[wheat leaf]

that can work, bit riskier tho

[somber briar]

smallest blade in london

[fallen glacier]

works for me. Better to use it half half tho

[dusky crane]

i suppose, im just gonna keep using baron's beak

maybe i should make iron barons beak

[fallen glacier]

it'd just be a regular bec de corbin at that point

[past kestrel]

better than actually trying to stab in this game physics
these stabs would be so easy to land if it was real life and we were in their position (trained with swords and stuff)

[supple ember]

Hey

[fallen glacier]

I made a bec de corbin and it's great

[violet kindle]

hand cannon percahnce

i do wonder how fucked the gore would be if you shot a willie with a standard cannon youd see on a boat

[wheat leaf]

it takes a fair bit of practice but ive always preferred actual stabbing

[dusky crane]

yeah ig

i made a messer with the sword stretch

[sharp orchid]

i think theyre gonna (hopefully )add that in a later update

[dusky crane]

this is the best machete

i love making machetes

[violet kindle]

exotic ming dynastic eruptor vs peasant swarm

[fallen glacier]

you can look up videos of people shooting cannons at ballistic gel dummies, it's pretty cool. The cannon ball would just punch straight through them

[dusky crane]

dismemberment so good you can use the flat part

[past kestrel]

i broke every bone in his body except the neck

[fallen glacier]

true. Sword stretch makes a good 2h casted mace too

[violet kindle]

i have a REALLY tiny pollaxe

so small that when i do the other grip my hand is on the head

[dusky crane]

question

if sword stretch

\can swrod shrink?

[wheat leaf]

the alternate grip from doing this is kinda neat

[dusky crane]

can i use sword to shrink weapon?

[wheat leaf]

only when its cold out

[violet kindle]

idk if i sword stretched my sword

[fallen glacier]

yeah

[violet kindle]

its a really long sword

[dusky crane]

im going to make a comically small something

idk what

[fallen glacier]

the sliders for the sword seem to go further and lesser than for other weapons, but not by a whole lot

[violet kindle]

whatever this thing is from 1327

[wheat leaf]

comically small hammer

[dawn pelican]

Why does one of the breastplates look like lara Croft

[wheat leaf]

kastenbrust breastplate

[violet kindle]

i call that the cybertruck one

[fallen glacier]

so you can make other weapons smaller/larger than normal. And this isn't just for the length, it applies to the parts too. Like if you max out the size of the head on a sword then switch to mace, the mace head will be a bit larger than you can normally make it. Same for other parts

[wheat leaf]

it translates to: lara croft boobplate in old germanic

[violet kindle]

i sure do love when im on the hunt for new equipment and the enemies rock up with some BULLSHIT on

[violet kindle]

120 grams 😭

can we see it

[dusky crane]

this is the lightest possible weapon

[violet kindle]

genuinely using a scalpel to fight

[fallen glacier]

nice lol I think I did that too. It's just a wood stick

[violet kindle]

i love seeing champions with a stick

and nothing else

[violet kindle]

whats the point

[dusky crane]

i removed that part

[violet kindle]

surely a stick from the merchant is better

[dusky crane]

no its not light enough

and its too long

[somber briar]

Are half sword characters science based lifters

[dusky crane]

we arent trying to compensate are we

[violet kindle]

what is a science based lifter

[dawn pelican]

The club I made day one is still my main

[wheat leaf]

they are the evolutionary descendants of fungi actually

[somber briar]

theory

what if the ea baron is actually a descendent of willie

since he can die

and still appear

[dusky crane]

WAIT it actually kicks ass

[violet kindle]

it would be nice if the baron in ea was the demo willie

[dusky crane]

no way this shit actually works

[violet kindle]

is there a feature for when you hit a helmet that has a movable face plate

it gets loose and flops around

[past kestrel]

baron's beak feels kinda inconsistent
sometimes it pierces, sometimes it doesnt and deals blunt damage

[wheat leaf]

theres a reason that staff sparring is so rarely done irl, its a strangely dangerous weapon

[violet kindle]

wtf

i might have to invest in the broomstick

[strong wasp]

Just bought the full game, the demo runs smooth and completely fine but the game runs at like 7 FPS and the menu is buggy with some sliders not working in character customization

any tips?

[sand kestrel]

FEELS THE AURA 💀

[wheat leaf]

put everything to low and see if it improves

[dusky crane]

nonono

[wheat leaf]

and make sure your not on dx12

[dusky crane]

you dont understan

this staff weighs 100 grams

and tahts IT

100 grams

[wheat leaf]

aw what the fuck

yeah idk then lmao

[dusky crane]

i used sword shrinking

[somber briar]

dx11 makes my shit run horrible bro

on the demo its better but ea

it fucks everything

[wheat leaf]

im the opposite

[dusky crane]

this weighs the same as a pencil

[strong wasp]

What about the menu thing?

[violet kindle]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1485085417522073760

hello @sand kestrel

[wheat leaf]

wdym the menu thing

elaborate

[dawn pelican]

Why can I not put stuff on my shoulders

[main orbit]

CAN THWEY GERT RID OF THIS FUCKING RTARDED BITING MECHANIC

[wheat leaf]

bite back

[violet kindle]

you need a certain shirt

[somber briar]

mald

[violet kindle]

plate armor fixes this

[main orbit]

guys if you like EA and appreciate it dont play abyss.

[dawn pelican]

Which

[violet kindle]

arming doublet iirc

[somber briar]

wear arming doublet

[strong wasp]

I also mentioned that my menu was bugging, it's alright now though

I reloaded the game on the same graphics and for some reason it's running 100x beter

*better

[sand kestrel]

made ts suggestion already

imbecile

[violet kindle]

@main orbit zombie bites become a non issue after you get plate armor cuz they cant get to you

[wheat leaf]

oh the game sometimes is just like that, itll run like wet shit for a minute then be fine

[strong wasp]

The movement feels a bit choppy compared to the demo but I think that's just my CPU

[strong wasp]

Lmfao.

[sand kestrel]

they can still bite ur gauntlets though

be wary of that

[main orbit]

YEAH WELL I CANT GET TO FUCKING PLATE WHEN MY HANDS ARE NIBBLED OFF AND I CANT SWING MY FUCKING BILLHOOK.

[wheat leaf]

sometimes youll load in with low settings and have it perform worse than loading in again with higher settings, its all over the place tbh

[violet kindle]

ive barely had them bite fingers

[past kestrel]

kicked buddy in the balls so hard that he immediately surrendered

[wheat leaf]

you forgot caps lock on btw

[violet kindle]

use an axe in the abyss cuz it cuts thru them like butter

genuinely

[somber briar]

longsword mogs

[wheat leaf]

big candlestick mogs all weapons

[violet kindle]

this also

[somber briar]

ea candlestick is depressing compared to its former glory

kinda makes me nostalgic to see it in abyss

[violet kindle]

i HATE the demo ai with pitchforks and the big candlestick

genuine demons

[wheat leaf]

that goes for like 90% of things in ea tho

aside from pollaxes

[somber briar]

all in the wrists

[wheat leaf]

theres more to it than that

but yeah

[somber briar]

well yes i understand the whole player model is dynamic and what not

but what i notice is that it all just feels floppier

and its like

less controlled

[violet kindle]

im glad demo pitchfork npcs are gone

those mfs

are genuinely evil

[wheat leaf]

once they added the new weight system i think the values are wrong, as in 1kg doesnt = 1kg to the physics

so a weapon that seems reasonably weighted makes you super floppy

or the body itself isnt correctly reacting to weight but the weight is correct

[violet kindle]

yeah

have you guys ever used the crossbow

i only take it to sell

[main orbit]

love when my attacks do fucking nothing!!!!!!!!!!!

[somber briar]

idk why t hey made the ammo system so werid

[wheat leaf]

crossbow is S tier.. like 2/10 times

[somber briar]

i would use it if u could actually refill the ammo without having to go to narnia

[violet kindle]

genuine asspain to reload

[somber briar]

i mean getting the arrows not reloading

[violet kindle]

bro has no depth perception 😭

[strong wasp]

Uhuh.

[wheat leaf]

yer weapon kinda sucks ngl you woulda had him in 2 swings with that candlestick right there

[strong wasp]

Also is there any way to like

Fight a guy without weapons

[wheat leaf]

nope :)

[strong wasp]

only in the demo?

Darn

[dawn pelican]

Is doublet the same as arming doublet

[wheat leaf]

well theres the brawl gamemode

but no freemode fist fighting

[strong wasp]

Please do elaborate

[wheat leaf]

no, arming = allows armor

[main orbit]

candlestick weighs a billion pounds and does no damage

[somber briar]

ohh yeahh they dont submit anymore too bro

i cant wrestle in half sword anymore

so sad

[wheat leaf]

completely wrong and skill issue in the most respectful way i can say

its goated

[main orbit]

it literally does nothing i can screen record it for you

[somber briar]

ah man i miss when there was no jump in the game

im so handicapped without holding kick

i cant spin kick anymore

[wheat leaf]

so in progression theres a match type called brawl at any tier that gives you a few rounds of armorless fistfighting, but it doesnt exist in freeplay

[violet kindle]

maybe try getting a bit closer

[wheat leaf]

it literally 1 hits armorless zombies lil bro

[strong wasp]

Darn that rng

I wish the demo had leg selection

That'd be peak for grappling 😭

[somber briar]

swear bro

[violet kindle]

wdym by leg selection

[somber briar]

i would be spamming armlocks tho ngl

they suck purely cus u cant select legs

[violet kindle]

i remember doing brawl as a higher rank recently and i GENUINELY got 1 tapped by the opponent

[somber briar]

so ur stuck just kicking the guys knees for like 10 minutes

[violet kindle]

straight to the abyss from ONE hit

[strong wasp]

Can you hip toss even

[violet kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-gif-13018578810667382308

[strong wasp]

Actually you can hip toss

Can you shoulder toss is the question

in this game

because that'd go hard asf

[somber briar]

all kind of takedowns would go hard

u can barely do trips from clinches

cus the grips just release randomly

unless its a hand on hand

[somber briar]

i really doubt it when i think about it

[wheat leaf]

aight this wasnt a 1 hit kill but as you can see this weapon despite having literally nothing gives me complete dominating control over a large zombie

the stabbing point is the real 1 hit killer

[sand kestrel]

is there a way i can edit the game files for better fps

im getting desperate

[somber briar]

turn down settings and pray

[violet kindle]

dev7 mono color textures

[wheat leaf]

oh go into discord settings, scroll down to advanced, then turn off hardware acceleration

that setting allows discord to draw as much as it wants at any given point

its not what you asked but it helps a LOT

[violet kindle]

E.B.K. - Elite Ball Knowledge! @sand kestrel

[sand kestrel]

glorius +1 fps

[safe rain]

what do you guys think of this grab

[wheat leaf]

nah like it can reduce your gpu or cpu load by 10-20%

[violet kindle]

• 0.005 fps from reducing the shit river polygons

[wheat leaf]

you got no idea how much discord takes up

[violet kindle]

what even is hardware acceleration

[somber briar]

oh yeah why did they take our freedom away

[sand kestrel]

wtf could discord be possibly doing

[somber briar]

i cant jump in the river now

[violet kindle]

selling your data

[wheat leaf]

literally its just beneficial malware

[sand kestrel]

oh thats fair

[safe rain]

bitcoin mining

[wheat leaf]

this is spyware that you enjoy lmao

[safe rain]

even the page slows my pc down

[wheat leaf]

discord is currently taking up over a gb of ram when im doing nothing

if im watching clips or anything itll spike gpu too, but itll spike at random and give you little softlocks, stutters, etc

also just closing all background apps and other stuff is always a good practice for performance, but i figure your already doing that if your desperate enough to consider editing gamefiles

[safe rain]

Mmmmm the page could be a better option

[main orbit]

Yeah this fucking biting bullshit needs to be removed

[violet kindle]

skill issue

[main orbit]

This is like if the original super Mario got replaced with cat Mario and when people complained it was deemed a skill issue

Biting is just a really fucking stupid mechanic that literally does nothing to enhance the fun

[violet kindle]

an axe fixes all your issues btw

[main orbit]

Too short range. Still get bit

[violet kindle]

killing the person youre fighting fixes all your issues

[violet kindle]

im talking about those 2 handed axes

[main orbit]

Yeah I know i am too

[indigo helm]

https://youtu.be/18vwWZ0lUcw?si=P7ySxX2rdhSybGQs

[main orbit]

Everything other than a polearm is a one-way ticket to getting bit

[violet kindle]

i was obviously doing fine here

[violet kindle]

genuine skill issue 😭

@sand kestrel look at ts

[main orbit]

I wouldn't even care if they made it to where they dont fucking snap onto yiu

You*

[violet kindle]

they dont tho

[deep shale]

the man looks like he's made out of plastic

[past kestrel]

124KG on Night 1288

[sharp orchid]

worlds strongest all natural willie

[past kestrel]

i'll probably get to 150KG at around night 2000

i'll have to survive 800 days more then

[sharp orchid]

better pay off your souls

[past kestrel]

i always do

[floral kelp]

heys guys does anybody have an extra copy of the game? I dont know whether asking this violates the self-promo rules but i hope not pls

[main orbit]

as a neurodivergent person abyss mode actually geniunely makes me pause and hold my hands over my face because I am genuinely about to break down

the amount of times i have said/thought "THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO DO" and "WHY WOULD('nt) YOU GRAB THAT" is numerous

I am in control of literally nothing going on and holy shit its taking its toll fr

[ocean sequoia]

Did they make the candlestick worthless in the ea

[main orbit]

i cannot wait until the devs come back from their month long vacation and start patching the game again

yes

[ocean sequoia]

A thousand deaths for those who decided that

[restive cave]

Chill

[main orbit]

Its definitely the inconsistency that gets me

[worn drum]

content update announcement?

[restive cave]

it's definitely bugged you're just pointing out almost every non issue lol

[main orbit]

?

[restive cave]

the big issue is the quicksand floor

your leg consistently gets trapped

[lavish summit]

How do you get a crossbow

[restive cave]

the candlestick is completely fine lol

[restive cave]

in the forest it spawns

[restive cave]

i've lost a run or 2 because my whole entire leg gets stuck in the ground until the game crashes

https://tenor.com/view/the-voice-ariana-grande-team-ariana-gif-23814443

[dawn pelican]

How do I get an arming doubled

[restive cave]

it should be in the shop or you can find it on enemies

[dawn pelican]

Skill issue

[restive cave]

[dawn pelican]

I only see doublet not arming doublet

[jolly thicket]

get lucky

strip any guy you see until you land one

[violet kindle]

translating 🔄 i suck ass at half sword

[restive cave]

Chill out

[jolly thicket]

restock the trader if you are at the correct level

always strip your foes until you are knight rank

[violet kindle]

insane hack: go onto the steam app, force close half sword

it keeps your abyss progress but puts you in the coffin, keeps the shit you had on your person at the time

[restive cave]

oh it does

i actually didn't know that

[violet kindle]

also works if youre bleeding out in abyss

[main orbit]

ive gotten the whole baron set and beaten him with a sword and at 25% dmg to NPCs I dont 'suck at halfsword'

halfsword is an easy game at its core but everything being unpredictable, inconsistent, weapons being unreliable, running at 25-50 FPS, tons of glitches and zero room to breathe makes abyss a nightmare to play

[wheat leaf]

i doo am neurodivergent, but i interpret it as a skill issue so i dont allow myself to overthink it and get upset

[restive cave]

i mean everything is inconsistent as its all physics based

theres no way to fix that without turning it into a static game

[main orbit]

im not blaming it on neurodivergence im just saying thats a part of it

[safe rain]

what gpu do you have

[main orbit]

2060 super

[wheat leaf]

i understand, im just saying that at least for me i tend to overthink things a lot or try and apply realism or 'should be this, should be that' kinda thought towards something when its not working how i want, so calling it a skill issue kinda downplays my own mind in a sense lol

lets me just focus on making it something i need to learn to be better at

[restive cave]

I got a 1060 so I don't complain about performance too much

[safe rain]

Mmmm, does it only lag giving you that ammount of fps

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/قطط-لوسي-gif-3542107805717385445

[safe rain]

Or does it curse the game with a crash

[restive cave]

I can legit put on a simple config and a global ue5 config and run the game at 50-60 on high settings

[safe rain]

Safe render or make everyone bald

[restive cave]

nobody bald

[main orbit]

both

[safe rain]

Mmmm render distance it is

[safe rain]

I was having the same issues until I made everyone bald with a comand in a engine.ini

That helped me a lot and now My game runs smoother

[main orbit]

example:

[safe rain]

Im on a intel iris xe

[sharp orchid]

the barricade is suprisinglky good to use as a melee weapon

[restive cave]

which one is that

i need it

[safe rain]

I was about to turn this into a mod, lemme sort The code and send it here

Or md

[restive cave]

W

the hair strains my game slightly because I'm extremely underspecced for it

[safe rain]

Unreal makes wacky hair

But I havent played many unreal engine games to notice

I had to look in The files to see that the hair takes a loot of physics

[wheat leaf]

i feel like they really had no reason to make the hair this overcomplicated

especially in a game that already had such major performance issues

[restive cave]

I think it looks nice albeit the small drop in performance

[wheat leaf]

its cool n all, but overkill imo

[restive cave]

it should all run on the cpu unless I'm wrong

[soft osprey]

Youre all bald

[wheat leaf]

just an odd priority, like the game functions at a minimal standard, and they had to remove content that was already in demo but at least the hair looks ok

[soft osprey]

God damn bald people

[devout lion]

handling is a genuine issue in the EA though

[safe rain]

Ngl

[devout lion]

not to mention grabbing still hasnt been improved

its still ass

[safe rain]

This is my first time making AN actual mod

[devout lion]

also the willie balancing in the EA is ass

[wheat leaf]

if you grab something and then use your other hand it drops wtvr item is in said hand immediately

that wont be fixed for a while im sure

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-17462381086855080514

[soft osprey]

Ur mom has an ass

Got em

[devout lion]

Its over

[restive cave]

only balance issue I notice is on the slums persomally

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/pandlrg-pandlr-zonegif-stantwitter-stan-twitter-gif-3343393934203947180

[devout lion]

I have a clip of me trying to get up for like 10 seconds in the forest

[sharp orchid]

ignore my bad framerate but i got 3 people in one swing

[wheat leaf]

forest has all of middle earth in the background

[devout lion]

granted im using full armor but thats ridiculous

[restive cave]

were you on a slope

[devout lion]

lemme check

[devout lion]

i was laying next to the road so there wasn't any big slope

[restive cave]

if you're on a slope in full armour it's not gonna be easy lol

[soft osprey]

Balancing issues for me is only an issue with a bug or something, but in general it’s totally fine. Same for getting back up after falling. Just get back up you wimps

[devout lion]

there was a slight slope but my legs laid on the flat ground

[wise halo]

I see you woke up and chose violence.

[restive cave]

how much does your character weigh

[sharp orchid]

this u?

[devout lion]

that is my manifestation

[devout lion]

95kg at the time

[wheat leaf]

you dont have balance issues cause your short bro

[restive cave]

I feel you'd need to take off a bit of armour

[soft osprey]

Bro im like 5’7 that’s crazy tall back then

[devout lion]

im fine if it took longer because it was armour, but 10 seconds is ridiculous

[soft osprey]

Gravity and physics weren’t like they are now

[devout lion]

i have a clip of myself just swinging

[restive cave]

moderately short squad

[devout lion]

and i fell

I FELL FROM SWINGING MY WEAPON??

[restive cave]

if it's really heavy that'll happen

[soft osprey]

Really it all went down hill cause of that stupid Apple falling on that dumb guys head

[devout lion]

yeah I did have a 2kg mace

but why should I fall down for swinging a weapon

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-apple-niche-ai-apple-niche-apple-niche-apple-ai-gif-14436907307219900505

[wheat leaf]

mods he posted cannibalism ban him

[wise halo]

Fruit on Fruit violence is allowed

[restive cave]

life was better when our stomachs grinded food instead of digestion

[soft osprey]

I still eat rocks to this day to bring me back to the golden days

[wise halo]

I eat potato

[wheat leaf]

mesozoic life was underrated

good times.

[soft osprey]

Hmmm..I think I’ll start another potato famine tomorrow

[wheat leaf]

woah dude

no famines on sunday

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-potato-realistic-gif-16847039136289569673

[soft osprey]

Dont oppress me

[safe rain]

Quick

Guys I need a willie to show For the nexus page

A bald willie

[soft osprey]

How’s that

[safe rain]

Ama edit a shinny touch and that will be it

Thx

[soft osprey]

Or this

No wait hes not bald

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1264372728580804690/bollwolie.gif

[safe rain]

Quite a philosopher

[safe rain]

xdddd

[main orbit]

another example

like I KNOW THIS IS THE POINT but the fact theres no thought, deliberation, or planning behind the swing that cut my leg off really fucking pisses me off

[wheat leaf]

sorry sir

proceed with the famine on sunday

[wise halo]

Nah sunday is a rest day

no work

No famine

[soft osprey]

Bro lost to a zombie

https://tenor.com/view/shame-bell-game-of-thrones-walk-of-atonement-cersei-lannister-gif-16635977892557113898

[wheat leaf]

they got some insane lockjaw dude they dont let go lmao

[sharp orchid]

yeah man im busy on sunday i dont want to miss the famine

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[soft osprey]

You have a weapon, just don’t let them bite you. Ezpz

[wheat leaf]

and generally speaking dont headbutt zombies

[wise halo]

Better: Don't die

[restive cave]

if you have a good enough helmet it works

[wheat leaf]

hence 'generally speaking'

[wise halo]

Real skill is not dying and paying off your souls. Do better.

[restive cave]

or doing non lethal

[wheat leaf]

ones coinpurse cannot correlate to skill, fight better

kill the zombies

[sharp orchid]

anything is lethal if you try hard enough

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/wheres-the-fun-in-that-uncle-fester-fred-armisen-wednesday-wheres-the-good-stuff-gif-27433609

[soft osprey]

I can’t remember the last time I died. And when I do die, I only have to kill like one zombie cause I just use polehammers

Im at day 200, on the dot, with this one

[main orbit]

are you braindead

[soft osprey]

WOAH

his brain is super alive

[wise halo]

Just hear him out

[restive cave]

if you pay off your souls you don't see the abyss

[main orbit]

right yeah i didnt know that the huge ABYSS mode when you start up the game does not exist unless you dont pay off your souls

[soft osprey]

Me when I just don’t kill anyone, and also pay off the souls if I do, so I never ever once have had to struggle in abyss

[main orbit]

thanks for reminding me

[restive cave]

you're very easily able to avoid it lol

[main orbit]

like man wow i sure better pay off my souls for this tab to go away

[restive cave]

I don't get why you're going into it if it's so frustrating

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-thats-it-interrogation-nature-calls-lamp-gif-5088609

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/your-not-the-thinker-bro-really-thinking-the-thinker-gif-27428949

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-guys-two-black-guys-apple-apple-laptop-gif-3090298217787114336

[soft osprey]

I don’t get it

[wise halo]

We do not lack skill, that option is not available for us.

it does not exist in our copy

[soft osprey]

Ive never even heard of abyss

[wise halo]

exactly

[soft osprey]

If that’s how you spell it

I wouldn’t know

[wise halo]

me neither

[wheat leaf]

poor guys just frustrated with poorly functioning game content

[soft osprey]

Please don’t shame his finances

He could be very rich

[wheat leaf]

no thats pour

not poor

theres a difference

[soft osprey]

Oh youre right my bad

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/pour-serve-here-you-go-whiskey-drink-gif-15993259

[soft osprey]

I just don’t get it cause I don’t have any emotions or feelings

I don’t understand frustration, i just move on

[wheat leaf]

unhealthy coping mechanisms take care of allat goofy emotion stuff

[soft osprey]

My favorite thing is drugs and alchohol

[wheat leaf]

my man 🤝

[wise halo]

permanent emotion: Anger

[main orbit]

I think I need to walk away from abyss mode for a bit because nobody should be deliberating on slitting their wrist because of a fucking video game

[soft osprey]

Liar

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[wheat leaf]

idk if thats a joke or not so hope everythings okay and i agree you should take a break

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-out-rage-parks-and-rec-nick-offerman-ron-swanson-gif-17688925

[main orbit]

Dear halfsword zombies

[soft osprey]

Lying mf

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/popeye-hit-hitting-fist-gif-18065004

[wheat leaf]

if halfsword zombies got you down

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229113864562413568/1325092266586673172/RDT_20241118_2201016645429803181321652.gif

look at this funny guy

[sharp orchid]

he will be consumed

[wheat leaf]

nOOOOOOOOOOO

[soft osprey]

You literally put him in a McDonald’s bag and served it to the guy

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-4133362185516930925

[wheat leaf]

its a halloween costume

[soft osprey]

Ur a Halloween costume

Ha

Got em

[wheat leaf]

you dont even celebrate hollow bean bro pipe down

[wise halo]

wtf is a hollow bean

[long trail]

Bro whats up with my characther

[sharp orchid]

2016 called, they want their joke back

[wise halo]

I know

[long trail]

he has asthma or sum

[long trail]

sometimes i just activate the slow mo thing

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah well the jerk store called, theyre all out of you

[wheat leaf]

2016 called, harambe isnt doing too good 😔

[long trail]

and then he gets SUPER tired forever and dont recover ever

[main orbit]

I think im just gonna play vintage story

[wise halo]

Diagnose: Tuberculosis

[long trail]

arthur morgan moment

[soft osprey]

The day the timeline Split and we went down the worst path..

I want the other timeline

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[long trail]

im watching my 87kg getting stomped by a soldier in a brawl....

[wise halo]

Loki

[long trail]

cause of this damn tuberculosis

[restive cave]

I do

[wise halo]

I am thinking of marvel loki

Marvel Loki: Time

[sharp orchid]

2001 called...

[soft osprey]

Thats cause the NPC are always at max strength

[wheat leaf]

dont even

😭

[wise halo]

TVA

[soft osprey]

Theyre ripped even in beggar tier

[wise halo]

TVA

[soft osprey]

Just look at the abs

[dawn pelican]

Willie, we need to bulk

[soft osprey]

Also idk if that’s true but it sounds right

So im gonna go with it

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-season-2-disney-marvel-disney-plus-gif-15257284385581409168

[long trail]

i mean they kinda strong fr, but i think i would beat his ass if i could get up...

[wheat leaf]

god turned his back on us when we turned our back on his creations

[long trail]

i want so much to send the back to monkey gif

[soft osprey]

And they legit are actually all ripped. Your starter Willie is substantially less muscular than a first match beggar Willie

[long trail]

but im not allowed im afraid

[wise halo]

Remember, sunday is a rest day

[long trail]

https://tenor.com/view/evolution-monkey-gif-7638214

[soft osprey]

Famine*

[long trail]

this one

[soft osprey]

Dont miss out

[wise halo]

Potato famine*

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling

[soft osprey]

Great opportunity for weight loss

[wise halo]

fasting

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470866653905420350/BackshotsWillie.gif

[long trail]

is this universal

[soft osprey]

Problem with fasting is, you have the option to break it whenever. That’s why famine is so great, you have literally no choice. Youre dieting whether you want to or not

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-monkey-gif-25423353

[main orbit]

They need some kind of foghorn whenever a zombie spawns

[long trail]

bro wtf

[wheat leaf]

is this the one

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1479654084037316749/MedalTVHalfSword20260306203215382-tr-edit-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[long trail]

I MEAN YEAH the second part

[wise halo]

But people breaking their fasting are weak

[long trail]

and with more fps

just copy paste it

[wheat leaf]

ts would be so fucking funny, random blaring horn every time something is nearby

[soft osprey]

So true king.

I hate break fast

Never eat it

[main orbit]

Like its so unfun not getting to loot because im constantly doing 360s to see im in the clear

[wise halo]

I already fasting for 10 years, "very stronk"

[wheat leaf]

if you want a pro tip about zombies, if you only ever run directly forward, they only spawn directly ahead of you

until they start intentionally spawning behind you

[soft osprey]

Bro just kill the zombie and then stop running they only spawn when you move far enough

[wheat leaf]

like 1 in front, 1 behind

[main orbit]

I mean they usually spawn behind you right?

[dire zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[sharp orchid]

ghandi is that you?

[wheat leaf]

no, not until you reach the point of two zombies

then one might spawn behind you but not always

[main orbit]

Does it go up to 3? I dont wanna play again to find out

[soft osprey]

They also don’t spawn unless you keep moving so if you wanna loot, just loot. Dont run ahead

[wise halo]

Maybe

[main orbit]

Like how many can appear at once

[soft osprey]

Yeah

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-reacts-shocked-1

[restive barn]

WHY IS IT SO DARK

[wheat leaf]

idk what tier 3 shows up at though

[restive cave]

don't do it

[wheat leaf]

the equivalent to t5-6 id guess

[sharp orchid]

cuz its night

this is the most realistic night ever in half sword

[wise halo]

Me and moi do not know because we never have ever seen the abyss since our copy didn't bother to put in the abyss because we do not lack any skill

[long trail]

why my character cant wear thighs...

[dire zephyr]

Half sword rtx mod

[wheat leaf]

arming doublet

you need it

[soft osprey]

No chains

[long trail]

oooh is that it?

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-huh-what-confused-unsure-gif-4751998

[wheat leaf]

or you got the knee pads on thats blocking cuisses

[dire zephyr]

Real time rtx would break a 5090 on half sword

[long trail]

i played like 100 days lowk without using nothing on thighs

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-short-judge-judging-gif-21062770

[wise halo]

disable dark mode

[sharp orchid]

realt time rtx and unreal would break anything on any game

[wheat leaf]

i always wear my armor thigh high in halfsword

cant let the goods be damaged

[soft osprey]

Bro says why is it so dark…turn the light on, doofus

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/our-cover-has-been-blown-spotted-they-see-us-oh-no-caught-gif-15487605

[sharp orchid]

this guys eye is a lil funky

[dire zephyr]

If only the devs knew anything other than lua

[wheat leaf]

told you hes a fungi dude

[sharp orchid]

theres a fungus amoung us

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/tlou-infected-avengers-clicker-bloater-gif-27452392

[wheat leaf]

a humongus fungus.

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480307566633418802/MedalTVHalfSword20260308165007336-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[dire zephyr]

I tried making a gun mod and ended up with a god damn sukuna mod

Im never doing lua

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/m1-garand-satisfying-gif-27340150

[sharp orchid]

im pretty sure its considered a slur

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480356421391614123/a8ef8fa4-e082-4c0d-89b5-85278d64f0ec-render-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[signal wedge]

genius thing to post what was automoded for a very obvious reason.

[wheat leaf]

a derogatory at minimum

[dire zephyr]

I think you’re out of ammo

Idk tho

[main orbit]

But it literally means the same thing as (very) 'dumb' 'idiot' 'dull' 'fool' 'stupid' etc

[wise halo]

I don't know I do not use profanity

[dire zephyr]

Just a feeling

[main orbit]

Brother I literally censored it

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/apelsin-cat-cat-dance-cat-food-кот-танцует-кот-в-костюме-gif-17061245763794286133

[grave pecan]

what is this optimization bro

[dire zephyr]

Okay breathe. — You’ve been in survival mode. And honestly? Vibes💛

[wise halo]

Bro I was replying to that picture

[wheat leaf]

it might mean the same thing but its how its used and its usage to describe a specific kind of disabled individual in a derogatory context

[sharp orchid]

what

[main orbit]

It was CENSORED 💔

[sharp orchid]

yeah but its less of a nice way to say it

[wise halo]

Maybe, I do it for the sound

[grave pecan]

eyes don't need to be so detailed

[dire zephyr]

Waw

Wowzah

[wise halo]

Wowzer

https://tenor.com/view/n64-nintendo-64-mario-sm64-gif-21084454

[sharp orchid]

yeah they do how else would i be able to look willie in the eyes as i gut him?

[grave pecan]

you'll be looking from afar pally

[wise halo]

Mario did it first

[sharp orchid]

half sword takes place before mario

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/seals-seal-stim-stimming-slapping-gif-8902107139701612465

[dire zephyr]

The eyes are the least of our worries tell me why each individual strand of hair has physics

It looks ugly as shit too

I’d rather be bald

[wise halo]

But the game isn't made before mario "This is fact checked by batman"

[grave pecan]

why not both bro

[wheat leaf]

thats speculation

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/batman-fake

[long trail]

i almost typed why he so desperate

but i mean

why tf he screamed so loud never saw any npc scream this loud

[sharp orchid]

mario takes place in modern times

[late remnant]

can you not freaking craft the big axe?

what the flip

[wise halo]

IN what timeline did mario take place?

[wise halo]

Which mario

[wheat leaf]

i didnt see any iphones or labubu's in mario bro your wrong

[late remnant]

odyssey

[sharp orchid]

the italian one with the red hat

[sharp orchid]

hes just in a fantasy vr game

[dire zephyr]

Mario takes place during the revolutionary war Mario even signed the constitution

[wise halo]

But my gif isn't from odyssey

[wise halo]

No clue pal

[late remnant]

bro i just got here i dont see a gif. but like how do i craft a axe?

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/well-well-well-well-4

[late remnant]

the fancy one

[wheat leaf]

a good man he is for that

well ig that makes sense its modern

[wise halo]

Idk man, I don't need weapons in this game, I have god powers, my copy is a buffed copy

[wheat leaf]

they didnt have medieval plumbers

[dire zephyr]

Mario would be covered in shit

[wheat leaf]

hes already full of it.

[late remnant]

man fuck you >:( how do i craft the freaking axe!

[wheat leaf]

dude actually thinks peach is getting captured every week

like shes not going willingly

[sharp orchid]

you cant will people out of existance like i can

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-mouth-watch-your-profanity-watch-it-gif-5600117

[dire zephyr]

Squire 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[late remnant]

sorry to far

my bad

[dire zephyr]

It’s to get out of jury duty

[wise halo]

I have been trained by JohnHalfsword, do not question me.

[wheat leaf]

oh word

[slow iris]

80% of the human population on the 8th of october 2027 be like

[late remnant]

ok anyone here know if you craft the cool fancy axe?

[wheat leaf]

the wiiiiiiide axe?

[dire zephyr]

John halfsword is

[dire zephyr]

Okay breathe. — You’ve been in survival mode. And honestly? Vibes💛

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fr-lie

[late remnant]

like the 2 handed axe thats got a round shiny blade instead of the crappy peasant one.

[wise halo]

WHAT

[dire zephyr]

Huh

[wise halo]

are you questioning the existence of john halfsword?

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-no-patrick-star-patrick-nope-gif-9473600452124631034

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-green-what-is-wrong-with-you-gif-774466718616765419

[long trail]

why he green tho

[wise halo]

Idk man

[sharp orchid]

what is this

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[past kestrel]

Rats

[sand kestrel]

im stealing this

[dire zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329055083064987669/1414692417411612693/togif.gif

[late remnant]

"blood axe" from the wiki

i cant post pictures

[wheat leaf]

slimeshot!

[dire zephyr]

Nephew 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[wheat leaf]

wait that sounds wack

[wise halo]

john halfsword is? elaborate

[main orbit]

The fact some folk are okay with extreme simulated suffering and gore but not okay with certain words (not even used in a hateful or derogatory manner) is a little silly to me

[dire zephyr]

Wdym

[wise halo]

j o h n h a l f s w o r d i s ?

IS WHAT

[dire zephyr]

Yeah

[long trail]

who said that

[wheat leaf]

its a large public server that has standards to uphold, if they allowed it, it would certainly be abused by some people to put others down

[wise halo]

Don't you know him?

Don't you know JohnHalfSword?

[main orbit]

I guess, but its just a little alien to me since its such a common non offensive word where I live/in my community

[long trail]

i dont tbj

tbh

[past kestrel]

Why the heck can’t I type bro
Stupid bugs

[long trail]

who is this guy

[wise halo]

yeah but you are new you are excused

[wheat leaf]

i get it bro ive got a number of warnings here for the same type of thing, saying words with no hateful intent but the word itself was the issue. just gotta be mindful of what you say cause like i said, big public server

[wise halo]

this is johnhalfsword

[main orbit]

Of corse but its so silly like what is it 1970

[dire zephyr]

Yeah I trained with him I often helped him on resonance missions

[main orbit]

Like is dullard next

[static scroll]

Johnny short sword

[dire zephyr]

No he’s a poser wtf

[main orbit]

Imo dullard is like the perfect replacement it hits the same notes

[wheat leaf]

then use dullard then idk

[dire zephyr]

That is not John halfsword

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-folk-hold-laugh-baby-cry-emoji-gif-17859169049016606658

[wheat leaf]

i can call someone a cuckold ingame but if i mention sexually explicit stuff in chat ill be banned so yknow, not much makes sense

[static scroll]

idk

[soft osprey]

Did you just say cuckold in chat

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466555189833105620/EuwOl8T.gif

[wheat leaf]

ill see myself out this time, no need for cuffs

[wise halo]

Crucify him

[wheat leaf]

WILLIE SAID IT FIRST

[main orbit]

Theres a popular gif/style of gif (or video) in the server where its literally people just raping willie and the mods are fine with it 😭 😭

[soft osprey]

Willies allowed to do whatever he wants