halfsword-chat-⚔

[novel relic]

but i made atleast 1

i cant remember

[supple dagger]

have you tried messing with the driver settings?
I set all of mine for this game to performance and it runs 10 times better. could also help it not crash when opening since it sets the graphics to the lowest automatically instead of high like it does normally

[novel relic]

i have no issues

with the game running

and that wouldnt solve the issue

[frank elk]

I saw somewhere that 'burning stamina make muscles grow.' Does this mean my character's muscles will increase if I keep performing actions until out of breath? If so, can I just keep moving around in the training area to build muscle?

[novel relic]

the issue was with the scene being unloaded

which gets flagged when the scene is loaded somehow

or maybe its when the scene is loaded and it just crashes your game if it sees you try to start a round with a fatal error thrown

either or

thats an issue with game code not my graphics card

[jagged edge]

just doing fights will get you muscle over time

[novel relic]

or it could be loading in player data like weapons and armor

itcould be spawning the enemies

[supple dagger]

well when you change the driver settings it changes how its rendered and it could fix your issue
couldn't hurt trying

[novel relic]

containerhelpers.cpp

this is probably ui

the game has like one ui screen

why is this fatal error me

[frank elk]

Got it, that’s clear and simple. Thanks

[novel relic]

actually im thinking about it more

[supple dagger]

theres a file directory in the error can you try to go to it

[novel relic]

the scenes are preloaded when you start the game so the issue that is thrown is probably moving them into the frame

so it might be the graphics card lol

[novel relic]

it is not my job to fix the game

[supple dagger]

whens the last time you had a driver update

[novel relic]

no clue

but if it was because my driver wasnt updated

it wouldnt ever run

it runs like 10% of the time i try to play it

then sometimes it just doesnt start nomatter how many times i try

[supple dagger]

the one before the current one was an update specifically for half sword support

[supple dagger]

well no
I was able to play it before the driver update
just really poorly and it crashed a lot

[novel relic]

oh i didnt have drivers installed

for my graphics card

how did the game

run in the first place..?

[tall dagger]

theres something wrong with this guy...

[rare hearth]

windows automatically downloads drivers

though i think it downloads old drivers

idk

[novel relic]

what i dont understand

is how it was even running at all

or sometimes

before i got the drivers

[supple dagger]

really heavy sword

[novel relic]

if the game was this dependant on the new drivers

like its starting 100% of the time now

how was i ever able to run it

[supple dagger]

windows drivers and nvidia drivers are different things
windows installs windows drivers by default and you have to install nvidia drivers manually

[novel relic]

im genuinely dumbfounded '

how did it ever run even once

[tall dagger]

i tried making a sword that couldnt be lifted. instead it started doing backflips and turned into a beyblade

[gaunt saffron]

oh he dead dead

i was trying to put the spike next to his head to make him surrender but i think i was off a little bit

[novel relic]

hm.

[tall dagger]

HS Enhancer is the greatest thing ever

[sharp thunder]

93 vs 95kg, 95kg is from main save on day 64

not much visual difference so far im gonna try and get him all the way up to 100 if possible

starting to get the weird visual glitch around the neck though

[tall dagger]

gave him a chance

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kinoplex-steak-steakncheesepie-beyblade-spin-gif-24293352

[supple dagger]

see anything off about this image?

[tall dagger]

theres a shit streak going down the wall. and there is a william up in that window.... people watching

[supple dagger]

It's hansel, the prisoner

[supple dagger]

OH NO HANSEL GOT OUT

[tall dagger]

ts is so goofy

[rare hearth]

damn its so cool

[supple dagger]

hansel is actually really dangerous and him being out is a danger to us all

[supple dagger]

LOOK WHAT HE CAN DO BRO

[tall dagger]

oops

[delicate ermine]

anyone have a cool mod i could install

[tawny anvil]

Its locked

@restive barn

and the Request Isn't fulfilled at all

[supple dagger]

game froze

[lyric junco]

#1474023089284190333 message
Can you provide more data >w<

Got some today, this is how they look

[lunar compass]

looks yummy

[versed wedge]

Polska gurom 🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱

[lyric junco]

Dobre są meow

[open condor]

when is multiplayer gonna drop

?

[restive barn]

?? how would i do that lmao

[wind veldt]

One Questions Guys: I sometimes find this black armor instead of the normal silver one, whats other with the black one or is it just cosmetical?

[heavy cipher]

the lord is willie

[tulip cape]

not laced enough

[soft osprey]

boy oh boy i sure would like to be able to use a fucking polearm properly for more than 30 seconds, just one fucking time

[drowsy sluice]

The ground must consent. The ground said no.

[tulip cape]

happeneds every time lmao

[vital perch]

@little verge mordschlag became the victim of the infamous mispelled in common

@hidden schooner

[wind charm]

New video, this is NOT a drill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_0ERY2UmM

[idle crane]

Pin since no remoteplay guide is pinned as far as I can tell

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-boss-dap-impact-frame-dap-impact-frame-gif-3914584611617186683

[little eagle]

Do I have the option to play on any map I want in free mode?

[whole marsh]

favorite part of abyss: randomly being flinged into stratosphere just to come back unharmed 5 seconds later

[tawny anvil]

arent you a mod?

[little eagle]

😭

[left panther]

anyone know why my character keeps dropping stuff randomly

im fully healed, no injuries

cant pick up things or people after getting stronger im a bit confused

[tender parcel]

why do i cant take the gold amor from the lord or king boss off<?

I just beat him and i dont get the gold amor from him off

[left panther]

?? 😭

[tender violet]

dumbest deaths ever:
how did i die? i slashed the person and his weapon hit my head and i died

[sand herald]

he’s a modder, not a mod

[left panther]

??

[marsh hollow]

genuinely lost once cuz i stepped on a sword 😭

[hidden ice]

THE BRIDGE IN SLUMS CAN SNAP??

[tender violet]

oh no 😭

[marsh hollow]

also another way ive lost 😭

[supple dagger]

testing this weapon I made

[hidden ice]

You and me both bro

YAY I GOT TO MILITIA

[supple dagger]

what happened here

[marsh hollow]

NICE

get that armour n ur basically set for the rest of the game

[marsh hollow]

tripped 😭

[hidden ice]

I already got a chestplate at least

[spiral crow]

Gonna try and make the closest thing to a rapier in ye halve sword

[marsh hollow]

yeah good, u should get a pollaxe soon

[hidden ice]

What do I need to put on spauders

[marsh hollow]

arming doublet

without chains

[supple dagger]

keep in mind that I had damage set all the way down
stupid instant kills

[hidden ice]

Ok got basically a full set

[supple dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480359855800975440/Half_Sword_2026.03.08_-_17.18.30.14.gif

[marsh hollow]

i hate it when u fall over n some fool just keeps beating u with whatever they have and u cant get up, its like premium ragebait

[vague wasp]

thats when you go into retribution afterwards and skin them alive

[supple dagger]

you hit them a million times and they're still alive, they hit you once and you're instantly dead

[marsh hollow]

yea its like a relief when u hear that gurgling death noise

[spiral crow]

First few seconds are laggy the rest is smooth

[supple dagger]

also why does literally every single willie from peasant tier to like militia tier always have an axe?? And the axes are one of the main culprits for instant kills!!! There needs to be better balancing. No more axe wielding willies

[supple dagger]

literally both of these npcs have axes

[marsh hollow]

axes are top teir ragebait, like for me they genuinely dont work for anyone with clothes but as soon as they have one my leg is like sitting on the other side of the room and my head is split open like a banana

[hidden ice]

The scythe is so fun

[marsh hollow]

yes

[supple dagger]

when it actually hits someone

[hidden ice]

Oh yeah

[hidden ice]

I feel like a lobotomite 90% of the time but eventually I kick ass

[marsh hollow]

disarmament feels so honourable

[hidden ice]

Are spears still busted in EA?

[marsh hollow]

spears are great

[tall dagger]

fr. i wish i could do it more consistently

[marsh hollow]

holy spinkick

ig thats where the name came from

[hidden ice]

Doesn't armor make it really meh tho

[marsh hollow]

yea kinda

[hidden ice]

Should I stick with my scythe?

[marsh hollow]

yeah probs

unless u find something long and heavy

[supple dagger]

get an axe because apparently they are made of razors

[marsh hollow]

length and weight is ur friend for militia +

[hidden ice]

That's what she said

[marsh hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396040502750744680/1481632065270317247/200_17.gif

[hidden ice]

Found a great axe should I run it?

[supple dagger]

yes

[marsh hollow]

yes

[supple dagger]

they are great except for the fact you get them when npcs are already armored and axe-proof

[hidden ice]

HOLY SHIT

I JUST SLAMMED A DUDE IN HALF

[tall dagger]

nah. ditch the scythe. get a dual bladed staff

[hidden ice]

U WERE NOT LYING

[jagged edge]

how many times do i need to beat the baron to have the full set???

[marsh hollow]

u can get a dual bladed staff?

[tall dagger]

axes are nice too

[hidden ice]

Dawg I cannot move like that I have the moves of a lobotomized toddler

[jagged edge]

these moves are crazy

[supple dagger]

nah get a multi weapon

[jagged edge]

yall how many times do u need to beat the baron for a full set

[jagged edge]

this is wild

[sullen wagon]

seven or eight i believe

[jagged edge]

k thanks

[hidden ice]

Going against peasants as a fully armored maniac with a great axe is great

[supple dagger]

ladies and gentlemen, half sword crashed windows and my entire computer had to reboot
all because I tabbed out

[sullen wagon]

cuirass, helmet, standart, spaulders, vambraces, gauntlets, cuisses, greaves, foulds (not necessarily in that order)
i think a couple of them come in pairs but i don't quite remember

[jagged edge]

thank u

[sullen wagon]

also important to note that the baron's broke ass couldn't afford gilded Js

so he just wears regular shoes

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-samurai-nobushi-naginata-spear-gif-9508995757049122575

[jagged edge]

thats pretty dumb

[marsh hollow]

oh yeah that happens to me if i quit whilst fighting

[hidden ice]

Got how I hate her, IDK HOW TO COUNTER HER 😭

[sullen wagon]

it's still a weakness though, i once stabbed him in the foot and had him limping until i knocked him upside the head

not intentional, but still doable

[jagged edge]

i already beat him once and surprisingly, it wasnt that hard, just needed to hit his head enough times with my trusty mace

[jagged edge]

how do u spin ur weapon?

[tall dagger]

im gonna gatekeep this information for a while... 🤐

[supple dagger]

Willie's weakness: maces
The Player's weakness: maces, axes, polearms, war staffs, flails, just about anything that instantly kills you no matter what you do because of how the game's damage system works

[jagged edge]

thats so selfish

[tall dagger]

real. but its like 99% of my EA clips 😭

[hidden ice]

Not maces the flat side of my axe because I cant make it face the right way around for the life of me

[jagged edge]

DM, im not gonna tell anyone, i swear

[rare hearth]

he probably spams x with inf stamina or something

[hidden ice]

I adore hitting fatalities on willies

[vague wasp]

hes denying it so that must mean you got it right

[rare hearth]

yes

[naive cedar]

WAIT YOU ARE ACTUALLY REAL LMAO

[wide smelt]

i think i over clocked my willie

[rare hearth]

literally no way to spin weapons other than pressing x lmfao

bro did not unlock a secret keybind

[naive cedar]

I've heard your name being uttered by people all over the place

[sand herald]

lmao

[hidden ice]

When do poleaxes show up in the store?

[supple dagger]

what you do is get a polearm that is decently heavy and then either press X or right click while moving the weapon for one hand to briefly let go and the other hand to twirl the weapon because of how broken wrists are in this game

[sand herald]

i have a tiktok where i have a good bit of stuff uploaded, but i've been taking a little breather for now

[naive cedar]

I'll have to check that out dude

[rare hearth]

o nice

[marsh hollow]

probably something to do with switching the grip, if u experiment enough u could probs do it

[tall dagger]

oops....

[marsh hollow]

whack

[tall dagger]

W level up

[marsh hollow]

i really want a giant cliff that i can throw people off n then like go in a freecam mode and watch them tumble in slowmo

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-falling-fall-falling-down-gif-18179408845080952814

[supple dagger]

anyways I was supposed to go to sleep 10 hours ago so imma go do that now, heres two weapons, bye

[sand kestrel]

jesus fuck

[marsh hollow]

kitchen knife!

[eternal scaffold]

surprised theres not a whole village rendered behind the walls

[tall dagger]

nope. just an infinite sky box

[marsh hollow]

did yall know u can choke people until they give up

[eternal scaffold]

that was an optimasation joke

[tall dagger]

i know...

[supple dagger]

Why did they decide to have that entire island on the slums map and just leave it there?

[wheat leaf]

all quiet on the halfsword front eh?

[wheat leaf]

wait before you go, what guard or handle is that from

the sabre-esque guard

[supple dagger]

I think it was sword guard AA or smth

[wheat leaf]

bless, sleep well

ill try and find it

[rare hearth]

u can also use the

wait what was the name of that big knife weapon

messer

messer guard

[marsh hollow]

i love messer because medieval machete

[wheat leaf]

nah see the messers come as a package deal, handle and guard together

[supple dagger]

A really long german word
It looked like a messer but is a knife

[rare hearth]

aw

[wheat leaf]

i can totally make a sick ass sabre with this guard now though this is revolutionary

[rare hearth]

i meant messer

[supple dagger]

Oh i thought you were talking about the other weapon

The one that exists for some reason

[rare hearth]

no idea what ur talking bout

[marsh hollow]

bauernwehr?

[supple dagger]

All I know is that it's a really long name

[supple dagger]

Yea

[marsh hollow]

it looks like a filleting knife

[supple dagger]

Wait you can get messer grips and blades, they're all in sword catagory

Just different names

[rare hearth]

o ok

[supple dagger]

Can't elaborate further i'm laying in bed rn

[rare hearth]

go eep

[marsh hollow]

i miss that flat tip messer thing from the demo

[supple dagger]

Ok zzz

[shell forge]

Seeing the demo screenshots in the screenshot chat really makes me want the OG Willie face to appear in a future update

[marsh hollow]

the clones lol

what happened to spoilance, i loved that mode

[shell forge]

I still think Willie's face on NPCs should be reserved for champions

[marsh hollow]

sub 5 tera chad

[wheat leaf]

ol cleaver

[marsh hollow]

😔 the way it would remove heads

[wheat leaf]

ok maybe there was good reason to keep this guard out of EA for now

shit makes your blade backwards lmao

[hybrid walrus]

96 vengeful souls

am I cooked

[tall dagger]

holy overreaction

[proud cliff]

this willie has a seam, he been to the beach

[marsh hollow]

mess up at the willie factory

someone got the wrong head

[wheat leaf]

took me just under an hour to do 300 so youll be fine

or was it 200, idk

you gon be alright

[little eagle]

Is there a save file that unlocks everything, including swords and such?

[spark axle]

Put a - before the X value of the blade, that'll flip it back around to the way it should be facing

This has been an issue for ages, the old fachion blades in the demo did the same thing

[wheat leaf]

I figured that out only a couple min before you messaged but thanks regardless!

The weird part is after a few save changes it went back to being backwards again, so I had to set it to default value and it’s good now ig?

[round herald]

the new abyss is so ass

[wheat leaf]

Someone got bit

[hidden ice]

Soldier tier :D

[daring bluff]

aot blades:

[hidden ice]

Rate my willy 🥹

[sullen wagon]

s tier visibility

[lethal frost]

DOLT

[hidden ice]

Should I attach chains to my arming doublet?

[lethal frost]

no take them off so you can put on pauldrons

and vambrace

[sullen wagon]

you can't wear vambraces if you do

[hidden ice]

ah ok

[marsh hollow]

need greaves!

[hidden ice]

Im trying havent found any in shop yet

[lethal frost]

get dem metal shoes NOW

[hidden ice]

Should I take a mace over my great axe?

[lethal frost]

depends what your trying to do

do damage againts armor or chop people uo

[hidden ice]

Deal with guys w armor

[marsh hollow]

if u defeat a willie u can take them off them, if they're wearing them of course

[lethal frost]

then mace its lighter and better

[marsh hollow]

thats how i get free armour

[lethal frost]

use a casteb

its the best thing ever

[hidden ice]

Wtf is that

[lethal frost]

its in the weapon makeing area

its when you get to baron stage

make it long but the mass the lowest

[hidden ice]

Im still soldier tier

[lethal frost]

then do regular mace

steal greavs and metal shoes off of npcs

ive gottom my toes chopped off

[daring bluff]

shoulda worn shoes

[lethal frost]

ik i never took off the metal shoes again

dude dropped his axe and off my toes wend

went

[marsh hollow]

stepped on a sword once, with shoes on, made my foot fall off and i lost

[lethal frost]

lol

[hidden ice]

OMG THE DEMO SPIKY STICK

[daring bluff]

yeah

[marsh hollow]

i like warstaff

[hidden ice]

That or mace

[marsh hollow]

i like anything thats long and heavy

[daring bluff]

thats what she said

[marsh hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[hidden ice]

Im too fat I cant get up

[daring bluff]

just unfatten

smh

[hidden ice]

How

[sharp thunder]

bro thought in his dying moments he could really stop me from slipping this dagger under his ribs 😂

[hidden ice]

My armor too thick

[daring bluff]

inflate but like do opposite

[daring bluff]

how u get tht red thingy

[sharp thunder]

tabard get them from knights

come in lots of colors

[daring bluff]

fym knights

am i js dumb

[sharp thunder]

knight rank

enemies have them

[daring bluff]

never seen one icl

[sharp thunder]

just found one

knight champion

[hidden ice]

Are greaves and shoes different items?

[sharp thunder]

yea

greaves are your calf armor

[marsh hollow]

i feel like id get cramps with armour on

[sharp thunder]

yeah cuz youd be hot asf and dehydrated

[daring bluff]

better than no armor

[sharp thunder]

imagine wearing that in 90 degree weather

[daring bluff]

youd have no legs to cramp

[marsh hollow]

true, rather cramps than no arms

[hidden ice]

What body part are cuisses for

[sharp thunder]

thighs

needs an arming doublet as well

[bronze vessel]

i thought they needed hosen

[sharp thunder]

just chcked nah you can wear just leg armor with no pants lol

[bronze vessel]

insane

[daring bluff]

solves the getting hot problem ih

ig

[marsh hollow]

cold metal

nice

[daring bluff]

nice

[sharp thunder]

nice breeze

[daring bluff]

tad bit cold down there

[wheat leaf]

i kinda fw that style, whole ass sword sized razor blade

[marsh hollow]

somtimes when its 105 i wish i could just pop on a cold cuirass

maybe some cuisses

[sharp thunder]

business in the front party in the back

[marsh hollow]

tuff

[sharp thunder]

looks like a roman soldier lol

[marsh hollow]

fr

[daring bluff]

looks like willy lol

[marsh hollow]

fr

[sharp thunder]

my 95kg unit willy needs no pants any longer

trying to get to 100

takes fucking forever ngl

[marsh hollow]

they should add eating, so you can bulk

[daring bluff]

they should add bulk, so you can eating

[sharp thunder]

adding fat to the game instead of just muscle

i want discord mod halfsword character

[daring bluff]

sumowrestling

[marsh hollow]

williechud

[sharp thunder]

no offense halfsword mod team ilu

[marsh hollow]

imagine just being an absolute boulder and body slamming willies

[sharp thunder]

jumping on enemies

[proud cliff]

just a flesh wound, still no damage indicated on the damage indicators

[sharp thunder]

lol

[marsh hollow]

I want a 12 foot willie thats built like eddie hall

[bronze vessel]

excuse me?

[sharp thunder]

its already possible twin

maybe not as wide

[daring bluff]

im so hungry i could eat a

[bronze vessel]

go on

[marsh hollow]

yeah i just need to figure out how to do it

[daring bluff]

h o r s e

[sharp thunder]

use this save editor its the best imo

https://trumank.github.io/uesave/

[bronze vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-he-said-it-he-said-gif-5286270

[marsh hollow]

wait so its that easy?

i thought u had to download a bunch of things

[wheat leaf]

they added a whole ass parry button and it still barely works

[daring bluff]

since w h e n

[wheat leaf]

just for 1h swords, thats what alt does now

hence why it just flings your weapon upwards

[daring bluff]

thats so cool actually

[wheat leaf]

eh. when it works xD

[hidden ice]

Does a jack or gambeson still let me use arm armor

[sullen wagon]

no

only items with the name "arming doublet"

whether it's the one with ribbings on it or not

[hidden ice]

Can you still make willies give up by putting your weapon to their head

[proud cliff]

yes

[daring bluff]

idk but you can make them give up by putting a weapon THROUGH their head

man that was lame

[hidden ice]

Not easy if helmet

[daring bluff]

im so sorry

[proud cliff]

got a good hold on willie

[daring bluff]

maces

[hidden ice]

Im using poleaxe

[daring bluff]

great aswell

[bronze vessel]

and still can't saw him in half

halfsword 0/10 game

[agile pond]

Whens next update

[bronze vessel]

1588

[daring bluff]

next year

[proud cliff]

hah I was holding it in that orientation so it doesn't cut him, slipped a little at the end though

[bronze vessel]

aw man

[proud cliff]

splits are a little weird how they happen with a touch

not like going through all the way

[daring bluff]

turn down the gore a bit

it worked with me

[proud cliff]

hm I'll try, I'm on gruesome rn

[daring bluff]

go like a quarter gore so it still dismembers but not as easy and frequent

[hidden ice]

Yay vet tier :D

Just had to pay 460 to the tarot lady

[sharp thunder]

yeah that easy just drag your save file into there and navigate here to edit height and weight values

i think pre hotfix 3 or 4 the weight value would always reset between fights back to 1 but the giga devs made it stay

[hidden ice]

How to wear poleyn and cuisses at the same time?

[sharp thunder]

cant

[hidden ice]

:(

[sharp thunder]

greaves + cuisses are just as goodd...1.!!!!!!

[hidden ice]

I CANT FIND GREAVES

[sharp thunder]

❗

[naive cedar]

When the Pak is bigger than halfsword itself

[wheat leaf]

im just now finding out that armor actively restricts your range of motion, thats pretty neat

[sharp thunder]

a targe severely restricts 2-handed weapon movement too

[hidden ice]

How should I build a poleaxe

[naive cedar]

I think gauntlets stabilise your weapon but I'm not too sure

[rare hearth]

wdym

[hidden ice]

What's the best poleaxe?

[rare hearth]

the one you love using

[wheat leaf]

that too yeah

[wheat leaf]

twin maul head works best imo, like the 4-prong hammer head

[hidden ice]

What about weight distribution tho

[eternal scaffold]

just cut a dudes hand off that was trying to rush me with a buckler backed up but the buckler still hit me straight in the face while i was in first person wish i had a clip of it

[wheat leaf]

turns out it doesnt?? game was just bugged and restricted my arm movement by a very realistic and reasonable amount

fuckin love halfsword lmao

[hidden ice]

How to spin kick for dummies

[wheat leaf]

demo or ea

[hidden ice]

EA

[wheat leaf]

they kinda killed spinkicks in ea ngl

[hidden ice]

Ive seen some guys do crazy spin kicks tho

[proud cliff]

doing the not full spin flick kinda kicks is still doable

[wheat leaf]

yeah i do kinda half spins, ill take a clip of my usual method

[hidden ice]

OMG I FOUND GREAVES NO WAY

[proud cliff]

I just got the strangest split I've gotten so far

[hidden ice]

My maul just somehow slammed through some guys armored shoulder

[proud cliff]

the split just like turned 90 degrees and climbed up through the willie

this gore setting

[hidden ice]

Why yall sawing willies in half

[proud cliff]

I'm getting a feel for the gore setting I'm tweaking

but usually it just happens commonly when using messers, it's willie exploder 9000

or like this chonky messer

[marsh hollow]

Thanks dude

[daring bluff]

vro if i do that the bottom half just sticks together

[wheat leaf]

idrk how to do full spins, i dont exactly think its possible with vanilla EA but this is the main method of doing good head kicks, start by flicking your view away from the enemy, then kick. this allows your foot to rotate to head height, while thats happening THEN you swing your view back towards them to throw your foot towards their head, like a roundhouse kick kinda

[hidden ice]

So flick away while kicking before flicking back?

[wheat leaf]

yee, you just wanna be looking away when you initiate the kick, otherwise it only raises to body height

[sharp thunder]

then you can do stuff like this 😂

[hidden ice]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sharp thunder]

i like grabbing them by the neck and butt and sliding them down the mud

[wheat leaf]

like the way the leg movement works in a kick is basically; keep rising unless given reason not to, so if it detects any body part during its travel it stops there and completes the kick, but if you look away it detects no body and lets it raise all the way up to head height

[marsh hollow]

That’s the plan 🙏

[sharp thunder]

i recommend doing 5 height 3 weight max maybe a bit more but you start to get unstable past that

[hidden ice]

So satisfying to watch peasants messer hit my armor and glance off before I cave his skull in

[sleek gull]

For free mode, i've been liking this height and weight. I can lift people up and throw them, but I don't look like Bruce Banner on a bad day

[sharp thunder]

this guy is having a bad time

someone sign willy up for the nfl

[lyric junco]

proof that champions are cheating

[lyric junco]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-two-face-breaking-bad-gif-20848293

got a downward hit from that axe

[hidden ice]

Why tf does this guy not surrender after I disarmed him lol

[lyric junco]

why is this guy alive after i removed his face

[hidden ice]

Because he is John Half Sword

[proud cliff]

I've been practicing throwing for two days now, no cool hits yet

[sharp thunder]

i feel like he shoudlve surrendered

[hidden ice]

I fucking hate when enemies just one knock me

[proud cliff]

was it a shield

[sharp thunder]

more brutality

[hidden ice]

No it was a poleaxe which makes it worse imo

He hit my helmet </3

[tight bear]

it happens to me as well

knights need to chill with those ponchos fr

[hidden ice]

This game is peak ragebait

Oml

Just got pinned down by 3 guys refusing to let me up

[tight bear]

sounds about right

I cannot stress this enough. im excited for weapon crafting to expand.

alright. win a match and then trip and fall on my own weapon. 10/10

[pearl ferry]

i lost a toe but i looked good as fuck doing it

[hidden ice]

OMG MAN AT ARMS LEVEL :D

How do I hold on to a willy and move him without my character randomly letting go??

[sharp thunder]

fire man carry

[icy knot]

how do people get proper grips?

like my guy just lets go

[brave goblet]

how do u guys even get giants

[tight bear]

mine used to do that and I dont have a fix

[icy knot]

save editing

you can find your save file by typing %appdata% i think into Run

windows r for run

[brave goblet]

aight aight

[hidden ice]

Yeah thats what I mean

[icy knot]

and then just search online for a UE save editor

and change the properties you want

[brave goblet]

btw guys im at some rank i dont remember and at the fights it doesnt let me fight the rank that im at

whats up with that

[icy knot]

just rest and there will be new fights

[restive barn]

modDER

[brave goblet]

ok thank you

[restive barn]

MODDER

if i were a mod i would make it very clear

[brave goblet]

btw the innkeeper is the most real dude i ever met

he always charges u 2p for a nights rest

[daring bluff]

how do i download you

it dont work

[icy knot]

?

[daring bluff]

thats lame im so sorry

ill shut up now

[icy knot]

no

i dont understand

[daring bluff]

dont bother

[tall dagger]

well... i seem to have made an error...

[icy knot]

HOW

[sterile junco]

an error, or a Great Success?

looks fun, Ima try it

[daring bluff]

cant decide if thats a good thing or not

[sterile junco]

you can use ovrdths armory mod to make it if you dont know how to save edit

[icy knot]

i know how to save edit, just not how to edit weapons within save edit

[tall dagger]

ill let you decide...

[sterile junco]

seems good, the guard is just too big is all

maybe a little too heavy

[tall dagger]

i have successfully added a decimal!

[sterile junco]

oh?

[daring bluff]

too small, im gonna decimate you for that

[tall dagger]

Smitor made a fucking hidden blade yesterday

im jealous

[daring bluff]

like the assasins creed one?

[tall dagger]

kinda

[onyx moon]

back in the demo days i always thought the reason the willies had the nastiest fight was because they made them fight eachother's bullies

[daring bluff]

thats so cool hows tht even possible

[hidden ice]

I got the full fit

[onyx moon]

so the other dude could get revenge on his bully

[daring bluff]

your armor a bit damaged

[hidden ice]

I clicked it for fun leave me alone

[tall dagger]

i cant figure out what im trying to do with this build but DAMN

[hidden ice]

I have a poncho now, I didn't know that was a thing, NOW my fit is fire

[quick steppe]

how do you get into a VC

[late phoenix]

Level 2

3*

[hidden ice]

Oh also, are there any consequences to killing mercenaries?

[restive cave]

NO JOKE I'VE MADE THIS EXACT WEAPON EXCEPT WITH A HUGE CROSS GUARD IN THE DEMO

🥺

[hidden ice]

Also how do y'all make dual bladed polearms

[tall dagger]

i saw a pic earlier of someone saying their hilt made their blade backwards. it made me want to build a sword with a serrated edge. it hasnt worked out well. now im trying other things

[tall dagger]

OVRDTHs armory mod

[hidden ice]

Oh :(

[tall dagger]

its simple to install. and pretty user friendly

[hidden ice]

How do you download mods?

[tall dagger]

nexusmods.com

[sterile junco]

I dont have the perms to share a image or vid, but a similar build ends fights pretty fast for me

[sharp orchid]

that or good old fashion save editing

[sterile junco]

an zweihander with an elongated handle I see

[tall dagger]

i need to know how you modded in that skull. i have so many ideas for it

[tall dagger]

hidden blade 😄

[sharp orchid]

a mod called custom weapons and a json file

made this too with it

[tall dagger]

can you shrink the skull? and flip it upside down?

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[sterile junco]

just gotta negative the z for the skull

[tall dagger]

have you been able to edit the armor at all? or is that not possible

[sleek gull]

Thats sick

[sharp orchid]

only the color of the clothes, i cant edit anyting about the armor but i MIGHT be able to soon

idk tho

[sharp orchid]

thanks

[tall dagger]

i wanted to turn all of my armor to the blue steel but it ended up corrupting the file 🙁

[hidden schooner]

this has nothing to do with whatever the fuck I got blocked for

what a dumb rule

[vital perch]

let's just say i invented it

[hidden schooner]

[vital perch]

hey , out of curiosity , where are you from?

[hidden schooner]

not germany

[vital perch]

doesnt tell me much

[tall dagger]

its a trap

[vital perch]

a trap for?

[quaint crow]

Who up halfing they sword right now???

[tall dagger]

you tell me

[sharp orchid]

me

[vital perch]

to be honest tho i have a faint memory of his bio saying he's polish but i might be wrong

[hidden schooner]

I still dont understand why inkc is rot

with a c without the k

[sharp orchid]

its a mispelling of a word similar but starting with a u

[vital perch]

because i thought it would be funny to make another inside joke but mcwonderbeast as usual stopped the plague before it even started

[tall dagger]

unk

[hidden schooner]

so its ur fault

[vital perch]

i just said it 😒

[hidden schooner]

im disappointed

[vital perch]

like 10 messages ago

[vital perch]

thanks , i'll go back to play my sweet bannerlord now

[stray carbon]

I did the baron tourney again and i got "baron set"

And i saw everything in my inv

[sharp orchid]

means you ahve the full baron armor now

[stray carbon]

so im done with progression mode

Awesome

[vital perch]

congratulations , you beat the game

Now challenge yourself

[stray carbon]

Idk what to do now

[wicked depot]

Yeah after beating progression mode it becomes vastly superior to free mode tho

[hidden schooner]

dadg will be PEAK

[wicked depot]

Which is actually so dumb

[vital perch]

what i like to do is to restrict myself from using OP weapons

[vital perch]

please elaborate , i live under a rock 😔

[stray carbon]

Thats boring i guess i can play abyss mode

[sharp orchid]

not if you know how to use mods :D

[wicked depot]

Thats literally not even a point

[signal wedge]

I think hes referring to a mod releasing in the near future

[sharp orchid]

it is, i can play free mode on any map now with mods

[vital perch]

thank you buddy , long time no see also

[signal wedge]

indeed

[brave goblet]

wait i only have the baron chestplate

[hidden schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDQtwl4Y4c4

[brave goblet]

how do i get the full armor

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dab-dab-me-up-super-monkey-ball-mr-boss-gif-11903531005687623995

[wicked depot]

Yeah just cuz theres a mod for it doesnt mean i should expect the devs to be able to make a map selection

[hidden schooner]

you can thank me later lmao

[tall dagger]

this is simultaneously the dullest and sharpest piece of shit i have ever made

[vital perch]

cheers

[sharp orchid]

im not exepcting them to slack on that either, i'm just saying if you know how to do it, free mode becomes so fun

[hidden schooner]

look at this man

[vital perch]

honestly he looks buff af in this

or is stout a better word for this

[hidden schooner]

because the armour is very well fitted

as it should be

[vital perch]

fair

[hidden schooner]

im still not hapy about unk

[vital perch]

i picked this game up like a couple days ago but actually got to playing it around today

[hidden schooner]

[hidden schooner]

awesome!

[vital perch]

ask mcwonder nicely and he'll consider removing it

[hidden schooner]

I want to post my sources clearly

(directly)

[sharp orchid]

clean ass kill

[hidden schooner]

for future references for ivan and such

[vital perch]

@little verge do the man a favor will you

[brave goblet]

can we talk about the soundtrack of the game

cause it has no reason being this peak

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-cat-meme-happy-cat-meme-dancing-cat-dancing-cat-meme-gif-11375813281559602815

[vital perch]

if you want my honest opinion , it's pretty nice but it starts to get stale after a while so i just play without music , and the new music feels a little different in it's vibe compared to the Demo Music.

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-emote-crusader-emoting-father-bread-boys-gif-14310414949731074019

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21952967

[rare hearth]

what even is the new music

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-camelot-dance-monty-python-dance-camelot-medieval-gif-17123270

[brave goblet]

so you kill people without celebritory music? what a monster

[vital perch]

i'm pretty sure i can add my own music since the game picks a random music file and just plays it

[rare hearth]

i keep hearing people say ea has more music than demo but i cant find it

[vital perch]

yes , i am a psycho and i play without music

[hidden ice]

Nawh my celebratory music is Hatsune Miku

[rare hearth]

oh damn

[vital perch]

also the music folder can't be accessed directly afaik 😫

or it's in the game itself rather than a folder

[rare hearth]

yeah i think its inside the pak files

probably accessable via unreal unlocker or whatever its called

[vital perch]

i dont have it

[hidden ice]

Bro the knight tourney is impossible oml

[vital perch]

what can i say except

skill issue

[rare hearth]

hire mercenaries

[vital perch]

do note you are not the main character and you're just as vulnerable

[hidden ice]

I have and their dumbasses get knocked down 5 seconds in lmao

[brave goblet]

isnt it just a player 2 type of deal

[rare hearth]

no

its npc

that fights for you

[brave goblet]

still tho

[rare hearth]

just make sure you assign them

you can set them to be player 2 but

eh

[brave goblet]

i played through everything solo

[vital perch]

i hire the cheapest mercenaries as distractions so i can pick off enemies one by one

[lyric junco]

militia willie, day 27

[brave goblet]

im almost done completing the game

[rare hearth]

well goodluck 4v1ing in higher tier where every one is protected from head to toe

[brave goblet]

ive done that

i stole the barons weapon

hehe

[rare hearth]

i tried baron's peak and ngl i didnt like it

too heavy

but it might be skill issue

[past kestrel]

what happened to your other willie that was over 100kg

[brave goblet]

i get that but im very precise

[hidden ice]

I love when they hit me through my armor

[vital perch]

hm

hard choice guys

[brave goblet]

i get clean headshots that will knock ur helmet off

literally

[vital perch]

do i go with an axe or

an axe

or how about an axe

[brave goblet]

nah nah

[vital perch]

idk tho what if i use the axe

[brave goblet]

you go with the axe

[rare hearth]

you should use the axe

[rare hearth]

no

axe is better

[vital perch]

why would you use axe tf

axe is clearly superior

[brave goblet]

axe is better then the axe cause the axe will block the axe leaving room for the axe to penetrate through the armor

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-galaxy-brain-perndorfer-meme-uw-u-gif-26321098

[past kestrel]

118KG willie on night 1075

[tall dagger]

in axe we trust!

[vital perch]

why would you play past night 1000 honestly

[brave goblet]

dude how do u do that

bro is darth maul

[past kestrel]

every time i survive around 40 days, my character gets stronger

[brave goblet]

@tall dagger teach me ur ways

[past kestrel]

i can also throw knight willies pretyy far now

[rare hearth]

split him like a coconut

damn

[past kestrel]

and insta kill low rank willies with a punch in brawls

[lyric junco]

why wouldn't you?

[vital perch]

why would you

[lyric junco]

hoarding and willie growing

[brave goblet]

tbf even if u reach night 2000 i bet it wont feel as good

[vital perch]

i can do that irl tho

😒

smh

[lyric junco]

your willie is 3 years old though

[vital perch]

"Parry this you fucking casual"

[brave goblet]

fair fair

[vital perch]

fit so hard i had to steal it

[hidden ice]

OH MY GOD LORD RANK

[lyric junco]

i swear i didn't do it

[quick steppe]

this game is so good

its all pve rogelike right, is there any pvp against friends or anything

[tall dagger]

splitscreen

[quick steppe]

is there a modding community for this game? or is it a game that we dont talk about the mods

[brave goblet]

is there every gonna be a multiplayer mode to this game?

[quick steppe]

^ right i feel like 5v5 pvp would be insane

[brave goblet]

with proximity chat? hell yeah

[quick steppe]

RIGHT

i say as i havent made it past day 3 yet

[brave goblet]

whoever u have beef with online you can tell them meet me in the cellar lol

[brave goblet]

if you want we can vc and i can give u some pointers and couch through the hard times

[quick steppe]

im down

cant do vc yet tho

[quick steppe]

pm

[wide cliff]

When Update?

[tall dagger]

december

[wide cliff]

🙁

[cursive sluice]

How did you get past 95 kg?!?!?

[little verge]

#modders-guild-hall

[little verge]

Q: Will it have multiplayer?
A: No. We have settled for a Split Screen feature for both Co-op and 1v1 scenarios. Try play it with your friends via steam remote play. Challenge each other and let us know who won in our discord!

#faq

[past kestrel]

by fighting long enough

[brave goblet]

1v1 wont work it always crashes

[bronze vessel]

i execute ALL great axe users i encounter

great axe is my LFOAT

[sullen wagon]

you can see better behind the door if you jam a candle holder up into it

[daring bluff]

Peetah the great axe executor is here

[past kestrel]

bruh

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-im-so-fucking-scared-ali-9uauDJ2xiDIEgBw2Jg

[little eagle]

i need bald buff man someone have?🧐

[little eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/zucc-mark-zuckerberg-the-zucc-zucc-zucc-the-zucc-gif-19445285

[strong shadow]

What could've bro possibly done to be treated like this

[past kestrel]

he tried to axe me a question (i axed him the answer)

[sharp thunder]

imagine dying in this position

[strong shadow]

The whole bloodline is humiliated

[sharp thunder]

caused by this

[past kestrel]

(your legs give out from the wounds, and then all of a sudden you get folded along with a ring in your ear)

https://tenor.com/view/cat-get-folded-flipped-gif-15913261289558451707

[sharp thunder]

his backs gonna hurt when wakes up... hehe

[past kestrel]

hyperextension 👀

[strong shadow]

Wait there are mods for halfsword ea?

[sharp thunder]

just save editing for height and weight

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-socks-gross-disgusting-foot-gif-9320555

[strong shadow]

Gregor clegane ahh build

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-fire-burning-building-running-gif-23831914

my pc everytime i play a steamgame

(i have 8gb of ram)

[sharp thunder]

nice yellow toenails

[strong shadow]

Good lord

[past kestrel]

bro's toenails is beyond shit color

[strong shadow]

Washing feet daily won't hurt

[sharp thunder]

hes got gout or something his ankles are swollen asf

probably from eating 30 lbs of mutton every day

[median wraith]

poleaxe or polearms

[strong shadow]

Poleaxe

[median wraith]

which tickles you the most

i struggle to answer this

as much as i love my lucerne hammers the halberds can be quite sexy

[strong shadow]

Ah all types of pole weapons are good

[strong shadow]

Tis but a scratch

[scarlet geyser]

why is it red

[median wraith]

its red because you cant place it there

[strong shadow]

U took it from the abyss i guess

[scarlet geyser]

are we ragebaiting in the big 26

or are we fr

[median wraith]

its red because the terrain isnt flat enough

[scarlet geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-d-rose-not-funny-7k-lmao-gif-13070614994601129782

[covert tulip]

its red because its BLEEDING

[strong shadow]

It's red because it's hard to spell the name od that weapon

[left panther]

nobody replied so ima ask again 🙏 why does my character keep dropping everything he holds. Weapons, people, items - he has no injuries at all but he cant hold anything (he is max weight so its not being weak)

[median wraith]

howd you get him to max weight

did you feed him until he became fat

[left panther]

Fighting

[brave goblet]

yum

[median wraith]

thats lard all over his hands

you made him so fat he sweats butter and cant hold anything

[covert tulip]

real

[median wraith]

what use does he have nowe that you made him fat

are you happy

[covert tulip]

he uses his weight/hands

[median wraith]

you took a man and made him so unfit for the battlefield

[left panther]

guy looks like hulk

bro aint fat

[median wraith]

he will surely die at the first strike from a polearm

because his armor doesnt fucking fit

because you made him so big and round

[left panther]

so essentially none of u know either

appreciate it

🙏

[quaint adder]

Question why does steam remote play not register my controller when trying to do co-op with my friend

[scarlet geyser]

probably a bug

just restart and hope for the best

[novel stone]

Honest to god, enjoying half sword alot. But like, I hope in one of the next major updates/patches we get more options at Lord tier because currently it just feels like I'm doing a tsujigiri against mostly defenseless peasants.

5 riots back to back and it just feels like bullying defenseless willies

H I S T O R I C A L L Y A C C U R A T E

[gleaming lodge]

hals word update tonight stay tuned

[ionic viper]

is this real? i was about to ask people when do you think the update will come out

[sleek gull]

Am i farming enough aura?

[gleaming lodge]

you never know tonight could be it

[grave pecan]

half sword is insane

[gleaming lodge]

why does he look like a comic book

[tall dagger]

outline render in the photo editor

[grave pecan]

minecraft steve

[dusky crane]

Well yeah we are just bullying peasants but what would you rather do
Fight other people with armor?
Hell naw

[grave pecan]

yeah?????

riot is shit

[flat tulip]

the neck twister

[grave pecan]

they cant even do damage to you

and if they can its like

one guy with slightest bit of armor

[dusky crane]

Well in the slums you can:

• fall and break ur neck

[still ermine]

Which faction is yellow again?

[grave pecan]

if only that happened

[dusky crane]

• slip off a cliff

[flat tulip]

neck twister 2.0 lmao

[remote crypt]

I think I've found my new favorite messer

[grave pecan]

slipping off a cliff is mostly the players fault

actually it is

willies dont push you there i'm sure

[remote crypt]

It is entirely player fault.

You positioned yourself there.

[grave pecan]

slums isnt that bad of a map to be honest

the slippery poop can be avoided by stepping on these wooden like plataforms

[dusky crane]

You can just kinda slip anywhere in the slums and once you're down they're just gonna bludgeon you to feath

[grave pecan]

and if you're slipping then ckick

[dusky crane]

Ah

[grave pecan]

kicking has saved me from slipping since the demo

[dusky crane]

Well

My fav map is hall because you can cheat

The silly pokey logs are my friends

[grave pecan]

my favorite map is the yard because it's a classic

if we are talking about anything else i would say the lord's hall

[dusky crane]

Scaled up cellar

Nothing wrong with that, of course;

but acknowledgement is the first step in realizing you have a problem

[novel stone]

Cellar is just the best map for when you want to brutalize your willie

[flat tulip]

bloody vertical

[flat tulip]

i am very invested now

[brave goblet]

guys

i need help

i accidently took off some peice of my armor

how do i put them back on

[tough yew]

grab it and hold e or q

[spiral crow]

Am I tripping or is the demo logo higher quality

[past kestrel]

ur not trippin

[remote crypt]

what technique is this

[spiral crow]

This cannot be real

[tough yew]

"The roman cancel"

[grave pecan]

first person is amazing

[remote crypt]

Thank you for naming it

[formal chasm]

why does it take a whole minute to load this 10 second clip

[remote crypt]

arbalest drop

[remote crypt]

4k+ ur internet is shit

[formal chasm]

what kind of melvin uploads in 4k

[sleek mica]

It's funnily real

[remote crypt]

What twitch/redditor tongue is melvin...?

I have never heard this before.

[spiral crow]

Who let you have 60 fps with those graphics

[remote crypt]

my wallet when I bought a good PC before the ram shortage

[spiral crow]

I think Melvin is some sort of cartoon character

Melvin, Melvin....

I swear I heard it

[formal chasm]

when are people gonna start raiding datacenters like a fucking bank heist

wake up criminals

security is probably weak too

[remote crypt]

It sounds almost like when I call people cheezits instead of r-words.

Cleaner vocabulary.

[formal chasm]

imagine a fat adhd kid with glowing oversized shoes

thats you bro

[remote crypt]

I mean you got the add right. Adjacently.

Give you that much

[spiral crow]

How much ram u got

[remote crypt]

Here, here. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings @formal chasm.

[remote crypt]

64, ddr5.

[formal chasm]

i want money

[spiral crow]

DAYM

[remote crypt]

You can find money in the uh.

[sharp orchid]

ill give you five whole pfennings

[spiral crow]

I have 32 gb ddr4

[spiral crow]

Bro took his arming doublet off like that one sans gif

[remote crypt]

Still respectable. I only ended up upgrading due to an error that broke my last motherboard. Lucky enough I uh. Was smart in hindsight.

[formal chasm]

when did the ram shortage start anyways because i bought 16gb last year for 50 bucks

[spiral crow]

I also got an RTX 3090 and R7 5700X

[spiral crow]

Around november-december of 2025

[sleek gull]

Wish I hardn't hit R by mistake, lol

[remote crypt]

oh fair fair. I was uh, switching to a i91400 when I had to upgrade stuff. 4070 already in since I was in Korea.

[spiral crow]

That first guy is never having kids

[spiral crow]

Remember kids, the only way to keep someone on the ground, is to cut off their legs

[buoyant ravine]

I don't believe in MERCY

[brave goblet]

who is mercy and why do they keep asking for her

[buoyant ravine]

and I still don't believe in MERCY

[hidden ice]

LMAO I just body slammed a guy into a pillar and snapped his neck 😭

I wasnt even trying

[hidden ice]

That's nasty damn

[feral needle]

Uhm, my game crashed during the lord tourney and now I'm back at character creation.
Any way to get back to where I was lol?

[sharp orchid]

not exactly where you were, but since you unlocked knight already (or lord if it isnt your first lord tourney) then you can start there

[feral needle]

Aha, ok that's already a bit more comforting lol

[naive marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/V7kkGWZKm1o?si=e4CDPfAWCaf_l1iK

[sharp orchid]

i got fucking FOLDED dude (ignore the bad framerate)

[hidden ice]

Chat does anyone know if the zombies in the abyss are all people you killed?

[sharp orchid]

they are