halfsword-chat-⚔

[umbral kayak]

bro working for evil corp 😭

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-angry-sword-headbutt-warden-gif-5381793590581139393

[quaint wind]

I am evil corp

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[wheat leaf]

those were the days..

[north gazelle]

working sabre

[tall dagger]

maaaan get that SHIT outa here

[quaint wind]

Oh man, the amount of times I had somone be disgustingly racist towards me because I made my big viking guy black

Someone*

I was CRACKED at For Honor man

[tall dagger]

you were cracked at for honor. i was cracked in for honor. we are not the same

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/crackhead-homeless-man-punching-fighting-red-shirt-gif-25119400

[wheat leaf]

you mean like shugoki backbreaker execution.. right?

[north gazelle]

im gonna make a zweihander next

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/shugoki-hug-forhonor-gif-8127450

I hated that fat ass mf

[remote crypt]

I repost.

[remote crypt]

you got cracked?

[wheat leaf]

ive made this one out of a polearm grip to reduce the weak wrist issue

[north gazelle]

yeah the length of the weapon makes it tricky

[tall dagger]

i dont think he liked that...

[north gazelle]

but ill find a way

[remote crypt]

does anyone else listen to white girl music while murdering willies

[north gazelle]

how did you colored your metal

to black

[tall dagger]

turned the metal into leather

[north gazelle]

lmao

[marsh hollow]

with enough pressure from an axe u can slowly cut heads off

[north gazelle]

does it act like metal still

[tall dagger]

yeh

[wheat leaf]

if your familiar with the trick of making the pommel component slot the blade it can make them a bit slower and more stable, especially combined w greatsword grip

[north gazelle]

thats wild

[tall dagger]

nah. just got done listening to three days grace newest album (after finding out they made another album in 2025) mid asf... 😑

[north gazelle]

yeah i was going to do this because of needing to put the mace head

[remote crypt]

nice

[wheat leaf]

gotta have the mace head for style

[north gazelle]

i bet it can block stuff

[wheat leaf]

a lil bit, it def protects your hand from sliding hits when halfswording

works well against polearms for that reason

[north gazelle]

bro this is actually an insane trick

we can straight up get colored weapons now

[tall dagger]

yeh fr

[north gazelle]

and its still metal lmao

just visually different

[lunar compass]

Spinning around is so fucking funny

[tall dagger]

real

[lunar compass]

When I'm stuck in a close brawl with my pole axe I just step back and start spinning like a microwave

Somehow it always work

[quaint wind]

Same

[lunar compass]

Most of the time it gets the behind of the beak stuck in his leg

So by running away I pull their legs

They trip

Finish him and boom

Btw I'm gonna try finishing the armor guide today

Half sword enhancer item spawner seems to be working so I could be able to make some good progress now

[quaint wind]

I listen to my playlist

[remote crypt]

which is?

[quaint wind]

Is there any way I can make it public but keep my songs intact incase someone adds something I don't want or removes something? I would just like to show you

But I'm worried someone will fuck my shit up

[remote crypt]

Is it a spotify thing? Or just give a genre

[quaint wind]

Lots of different songs

Over 300

Lots of Duster though

And Crooners

[remote crypt]

ah okay so like a 'liked playlist' of sorts?

[quaint wind]

A like playlist for songs I like

[remote crypt]

Ye fair

I use youtube music so I just supermix and add stuff I like

[quaint wind]

W

I do it the old fashioned way, just find songs I like and save them

My dad has a playlist over 1000 songs

Music is life man

[tall dagger]

best weapon in the game

[quaint wind]

Imagine a world without music

[remote crypt]

agreed

[remote crypt]

I'd die

[quaint wind]

The hafted axe part don't make sense but whatever

[quaint wind]

Fr though

I would want to die painfully if there was no music

[tall dagger]

shhhhh. its important to the build. trust

[remote crypt]

Literally music has been the footnote to every important part of my life.

[quaint wind]

This is why I'm afraid of growing old, I think I'll forget the songs I like

Which is why I save every song I like

No forgetting

[remote crypt]

I feel that.

[quaint wind]

This is like deep man

https://tenor.com/view/movie-big-lebowski-gif-16931657338939139160

Got me feeling like the Big Lebowski

[main orbit]

Im afraid of physically and mentally deteriorating and having my life slowly implode as I turn into a vegetable

With everything I used to enjoy becoming difficult or impossible without outside help

[quaint wind]

To cut deep man, what I'm really afraid of is my mom dying or becoming a vegetable before I'm able to create a life that she would actually enjoy

I'm more afraid of that then becoming a vegetable myself or anything

Fuck bro

This is too personal lets stop

[north gazelle]

image the baron moved like this

[tall dagger]

hit em with the g00n blade

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-king-crying-michael-willis-heard-passed-away-love-and-light-tv-gif-13175940260215163846

[restive cave]

I've invented this exact thing before

[graceful torrent]

i like that sword how did u make it ?

[north gazelle]

bro gave up from aura

[north gazelle]

its a modded weapon

i made a saber basically or more like something that tries to replicate it because theres no curved blade in the game

but the feeling of the weapon is very similar

[graceful torrent]

i have this problem too also in irl situtions

[north gazelle]

you see these motions it can do

[north gazelle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IgWSatzsDSA?si=2O5ET8iatyg0hSZ8

i tried to make something like this basically

ill release a sword pack soon

with more stuff

[pliant crest]

bro doesn't even have a chance of surviving

[pliant crest]

That's a really good screenshot

[pliant crest]

what sword is that?

[pliant crest]

what the hell

where I get one

[tall dagger]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/235

you can make one with this mod!

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/drooling-anime-gif-20463839

thank you

[tall dagger]

my exact reaction making these weapons.

[pliant crest]

Is this the uesave I need?

[tall dagger]

this one is my favorite

[tall dagger]

downlaod the one that says MSI

[pliant crest]

This one?

[tall dagger]

yes

[pliant crest]

That looks awesome

[tall dagger]

when you get a page that has paths on the UE save

ah 1 sec

on both paths, pick "entire feature will be installed on local drive"

otherwise ovrdths armory cant find it

[pliant crest]

wut

[tall dagger]

This page.

[pliant crest]

I see. Path environment?

[tall dagger]

Yes

[dusk zephyr]

I just started playing the demo and I'm curious if the full version is worth it atm

Might grab it if it goes on sale for spring sale

[tall dagger]

Depends on your specs. Some people just can’t play ea right now. Others dislike it and say demo feels better. You can always buy it and give it a try. Then refund if you don’t like it.

[dusk zephyr]

My pc isn't thar beefy it's an rtx 3050 with an ryzen 5

[woeful leaf]

full version is like a different demo of the same game

some things are good some things are worse but i think the demo has better feel, this early access has more content

also very poorly optimized, it's slightly better now but even with a 5090 i get mild drops

[tall dagger]

I have a 3080 and an i9 12900k. I get 80-100 frames on most maps playing on medium graphics. You might be able to get away with low graphics.

[dusk zephyr]

Is it better if I wait for now until let's say

Till end of the year or maybe summer to see if optimization improves

[woeful leaf]

wait until it releases/more updates are made

reviews are mixed for a reason right now

[tall dagger]

Hard to tell. But I don’t think it’s gonna go back on sale any time soon.

[dusk zephyr]

Got it, I'll wait for a bit until I either get a hardware upgrade or the games optimization improves

[pliant crest]

seems complicated

I'm sure I'll get the hang of it though

[tall dagger]

it is at the start. once you know a little bit though it gets pretty easy. the hard part is fine tuning. constantly having to close the game, make a small tweek, and go back in to test. that gets exhausting...

[pliant crest]

🤣

[tall dagger]

if you have any weapons you really like and dont want to lose while making adjustments, create a seperate build. do "save as" and then start tweeking the new build

[pliant crest]

I'm just changing colors rn.

And metals.

I've made my favorite pollaxe golden, and I've made my sword bronze.

[tall dagger]

casted mace heads make way better pommels 😳

[pliant crest]

Ir eally like the hook pommel

I can't get it to save the sword tho

Got it 😄

[tall dagger]

i can only make peasant killers 🙁

[pliant crest]

dear god

tomorrow imma try make greatsword

[rapid pond]

Can we know what the drunk guy says ?

[tall dagger]

he spouts some sort of nonsense about the dark lord or something. who cares what hes saying

[clear vortex]

open heart surgery

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mh6yjmlxy84mxVafv?invite=cr-MSxYTnosNDAyNTExOTcx&v=17

[rapid pond]

I wanna know :D i heard other things

[rapid pond]

Proper and sanitary

[clear vortex]

fuckin jousting 😭

[pliant crest]

he gave 0 shits

[clear vortex]

what was his hammer supposed to do again

[pliant crest]

xd

[clear vortex]

THE STANCE IN THE BEGINNING 💔

[tall dagger]

GOD DAMN

[devout lion]

anyone know if the tabard offers actual protection or if its just drip

I can't tell

[tall dagger]

just drip

[devout lion]

ah I see

[pliant crest]

the fuck

[tall dagger]

casted mace pommel might be top 5...

[pliant crest]

I might have to try that

is that what's helping it spinny?

I just stabbed a dude in the toe, and then upper cut him

[tall dagger]

nah thats me playing into willies weak wrists

[fresh abyss]

Hi guys

[tall dagger]

hello!

[fresh abyss]

So uh

How u guys doin

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-creature-autism-creature-autism-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-18028501342418737771

[fresh abyss]

Im currently laying in bed sick

[pliant crest]

Does this make you feel any better?

Another dead peasant

[fresh abyss]

Yes.

[tall dagger]

that was a bit dramatic...

[fresh abyss]

Bro I wanna get half sword so bad

Rahh

Im prolly getting it this week

[fresh abyss]

[tall dagger]

just make sure you can run it first... alot of people having lots of issues

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mh6SeGDKvLnKuhGiv?invite=cr-MSxyekEsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=22

[fresh abyss]

Oh damn

I mean I have a uh

Low end laptop

.

I play everything on lowest graphics dawg

[tall dagger]

yeah.... i think its gonna be a while before you can play EA...

[pliant crest]

I think I'm done for the night

my poleaxe is fucking up so hard

[slim bough]

anyone want this guys rare eyes

[tall dagger]

as rare as this willie with the six eyes?

[fresh abyss]

Well my laptop can run rdr 2 and gta 5 as long as they’re low graphics

Half sword shouldn’t be that bad right

[slim bough]

lmaoo

[fresh abyss]

[tall dagger]

uh....

https://giphy.com/gifs/whos-gonna-tell-them-em-going-to-QbrFIELB34nd22OcNQ

[fresh abyss]

😭

[tall dagger]

theres some people with 4060s and up having issues.... i have a 3080 and run completely fine on medium

i mean get it if you want. you can always refund if it runs like shit

[fresh abyss]

Yea

[slim bough]

my games been running pretty solid on a 3060

[fresh abyss]

How tho bro 😭

No way it’s that demanding right

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/celebs-muppets-elmo-jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

[fresh abyss]

[rapid pond]

Drop em spexs

[quaint wind]

Damn

Gifs don't work

Stupid shit

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[slim bough]

wtf

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-punisher-shooting-gif-1065964370746218006

[quaint wind]

You broke his neck

Now hes scare

[slim bough]

hell nah thats a demon

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-neo-keanu-reeves-power-windy-gif-15235043

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/crackhead-homeless-man-punching-fighting-red-shirt-gif-25119400

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[graceful torrent]

nice clip jackass

[quaint wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344423852943609968/1352500941865095178/togif.gif

[lunar compass]

time to keep making the wepaon guide

[whole marsh]

am i tripping or is there a third glove type

sort of green leather with chainmail as protection

[lunar compass]

ok i give up the spawner just isnt working

[lunar compass]

i found that theres only half and full gloves

just different tiers

when ill have bought every kind of armor ill start making a guide on their tier proly

cause the spawner isnt working

[stuck prairie]

guys

so

yknow how the weapons in the demo

has little to no wiggle

in the hands

at all

hypothetically

what if you to the best of your abillity

recreated a long sword generated from the demo

will its less wiggle apply in the ea?

[lunar compass]

prolly would still apply, the problem is the muscle system giving us weak wrist

[stuck prairie]

i know that but because theres still wrist wiggle in demo maybe its the weapons generated that give it less wiggle

[lunar compass]

fair ig

[stuck prairie]

so willies have hearts afterall

[deep shale]

i have a theory about the weapon wiggle but im prepared to be wrong

[deep shale]

so when you play the demo, you play as willie
willie is the same every time

and when we started playing early access
only then did we start playing with different characters who have different muscle mass, shapes and sizes

[stuck prairie]

demo so easy ion even need to swing my fists

did i overreact?

[south tiger]

Under reaction

[restive barn]

something cool is near

[stuck prairie]

your glock mod release?

https://tenor.com/view/hank-pfpettu-gif-18302558442377048129

right!

right?

https://tenor.com/view/mike-mike-ehrmantraut-scream-ai-bcs-gif-13936852466482969483

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1470605055370727688/kurtcobillie.gif

https://tenor.com/view/obama-obama-cartwheel-goodbye-chat-goodbyechat-gif-11045688346184983142

[upbeat wadi]

Man the game crash more than a mad monkey

[lunar compass]

well i stole everything from the baron now

[upbeat wadi]

Everything??

[mellow karma]

guys happy sacra day

[lunar compass]

I have all his armor pièces and weapons

[mellow karma]

happy sacra day

[lunar compass]

What's sacra day

[lunar compass]

His mace and sword are also op

[restive barn]

no

[dark fern]

oh I didn't even notice he has a mace as well

[restive barn]

space exploration mod

[dark fern]

but the sword is sick for sure

the baron beak is a little too good tbh

[upbeat wadi]

I bought the game and I regret it.

[restive barn]

they'll fix it up sooner or later

[lunar compass]

He has a pole arm, a sword, a mace and a rondel (the rondel is just a normal rondel)

[dark fern]

damn now I need to beat him again

I like that once you've got the full set, it actually gives you the full set every time you beat the tourney

good money

[upbeat wadi]

The game is not playable,

Do you have any launch option to fix that

[dark fern]

not playable how

seems fine to me

[lunar compass]

really ? neat

imma restart a run now that i have the full set honetsly

time for baron punch only run

[dark fern]

I'm at day 240 or something, I think I'll just keep going to see what level of musculitude I can get to

[lunar compass]

u can gain weight still but god its' so fucking slow

last thing a willie sees before i punch him to death

godamn pauldrons are good but the spaulders of the baron are so much more lighter it's insane

protection or weight mhm

[supple dagger]

I never really found a difference in protection between the spaulders and pauldrons (since they're usually dead before they can get my shoulders) so do the spaulders

[lunar compass]

i did find a difference but it's mostly cause i always fist fight people

i found that pauldrons fully stopped any attack at my shoulders/neck

the higher quality ones allowed me to punch and wrestle anything safely basically

but DAMN i can move so much more freely withy the spaulders

[supple dagger]

I think you can also attach a full shield on your back so that any attack from behind is completely stopped

[lunar compass]

yeah i made a walking wall build a while ago

[supple dagger]

cool

[lunar compass]

i kid you not

this thing is unbeatable 😭

[supple dagger]

complete monster
cant land a hit tho

[lunar compass]

oh trust me i can land hit

let me boot up a riot rn

well alright ill go fuck myself

[supple dagger]

for me the game crashes literally every time I tab out to chat on discord its so annoying

this thing

[lunar compass]

for me it's just random

which lowk pmo

but yeah u can land hit

[supple dagger]

have you tried lowering effects quality

[lunar compass]

the strat is basically

use left arm and left side as a protective wall

walk up to the person

RIGHT HOOK

[supple dagger]

ok

[lunar compass]

it works

try it out lmao

[glossy tendon]

When is the update dropping

[lunar compass]

with the pauldrons youre essentially undefeatable

[supple dagger]

some other time its 3 am rn

[lunar compass]

the baron helmet makes it even simpler

[supple dagger]

never

[lunar compass]

go to sleep

[supple dagger]

ok just a sec

gotta find a reason to not

yea nope

gotta sleep

gn

[whole marsh]

average placeon user

[deep shale]

such thin arms for such a devastating weapon

[gleaming lodge]

Halfsword is one of those games where the trailer is better than the gameplay

[wind charm]

As someone who was in the trailer, it's a skill issue

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312993706701492256/1386913185172291666/da6de031-6b13-47e3-b051-ae01b5ad21dc.webp

[humble bloom]

the trailer I believe also had worse and deadlier blunt damage so he knows what he's talking about.

[wind charm]

Stay vigilant, stay locked in, play aggressive but evasive

[gritty breach]

uninstalled again bc of this rotating wrist still in the game. i go play the demo with better physics

[humble bloom]

we all have to do our part to manifest fixing wrists into the next update.
MANIFEST

[wind veldt]

Yo i know you from youtube

[wind veldt]

you have very cool editing

[fierce tree]

Lowkey the rotated wrist isn't even that bad. Barely happens if you aren't like, at max sensitivity and swinging your shi around like a baboon or somethin.

[tepid bear]

Just wanted to ask. Is there any way to make the game harder? Just finished it in 6hours of playtime and its just run and gun for me rn

[tepid bear]

I have it like every 2 seconds xddd

Its real bad

With the poleaxe

[fierce tree]

Oh if it's like, pole axes and other two handers I wouldn't really know tbh. I really only use short swords or axes.

[fierce tree]

Play it again in first person : D

[tepid bear]

The demo was hard as fuck and this game is too easy

[tepid bear]

Thats real good xdd

Played like 100hours of demo

And 5hours of main game

Didnt finish demo. Finished game

[fierce tree]

Yeah tbh, the moment you get armor it becomes pretty easy.

[fierce tree]

Anyways you can also just, refine your skill, get really good with a specific weapon or somethin.

[tepid bear]

Fr

[tepid bear]

I guess

Play with no armor 😭

[fierce tree]

Oh hell nah

[sleek valve]

Willies vs me holding double click stab and doing literally nothing

[spiral crow]

How did he not hit you in the head is a mystery

[potent geyser]

I mean he did

[heady cradle]

Chat am I cooked

987 souls want my arse

[potent geyser]

lock the fuck in bro

[spiral crow]

Bro was one of the archers at Agincourt

[heady cradle]

Will they come in waves or just a machine gun

[clear storm]

K this is bullshit im like 85 % sure that mass system is bugged for me
I have 15 hours on one char using the heaviest possible armor and weapons
I killed baron like 6 times and im still locked on 83 weight

I got it like on knight tier or even earlier

[heady cradle]

I use a short long sword and buckler with only some armor in the lord tier

For some challenge

[spiral crow]

It was a history joke but ok

[heady cradle]

Yeah unfortunately the closest thing in half sword is a basically one shot handgonne with no armor penetration

[sleek valve]

I'm still waiting for the mod that adds a normal bow

like you're telling me

we got a gun mod

before a bow mod

[spiral crow]

We skipped on the tech tree a lil bit

Like a century or two

[sleek valve]

i thought the saying was "you gotta walk before you can run" not the other way around

unless you're ironman that is

[olive basalt]

no no no

play with no armor

unarmed

ultra hardcore mod

that turns you into a toothpick

and beat

the baron

[ocean flame]

spin kick

[olive basalt]

i wish you could make enemies giagantic so you could have battle of ttians

titans

[ocean flame]

half sword enhancer can spawn them but they look really skinny

[olive basalt]

so whats the damn point

i think its because it only adjucts height

weight is important for that setting

[ocean flame]

meow

[olive basalt]

bark

[fast canopy]

why is the rondel unbelievably ass

[tepid bear]

xdd

[whole marsh]

spindly wrists

very wonky

you can spin yo mace before hitting tho

which is cool

[umbral kayak]

question, how do i made my willy bigger in abyss mode

[main orbit]

Naturally or with help?

@umbral kayak

[umbral kayak]

all, tbh

[main orbit]

Well first off you wanna give it a few strokes

And if that doesnt get it up try some medication

Like viagra

[slow harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[main orbit]

Moderators if you see this please make a demo channel and a EA channel

Make them seperate

Separate*

This chat can be renamed to HalfSword-chat-[EA] and another can be made called HalfSword-chat-[DEMO]

[chrome ocean]

Moderators, please delete the demo so we don't get cheap peasants who only play the demo in this discord

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-send-in-diddy-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-228742818489670441

[sleek gull]

I bought Early Access and the Supporter Edition

Here are some Demo clips...because the combat is better in the Demo.

[weak roost]

L

[sleek gull]

@chrome ocean Need to be Rank 2 on this server to post Gifs

[chrome ocean]

"People" who say demo combat is "better"
(patrick gif drooling here)

[sleek gull]

Check the #stat-rank-check channel to see where your at

[weak roost]

This says enough.

[naive wedge]

demo abyss is heaven compared to the abyss we have now

[sleek gull]

I'd like it to meet in the middle. I love the Zombies in the EA abyss. But I also liked the Bosses in Demo Abyss.

[naive wedge]

the zombie in EA abyss are..

something else

literally paralyze your character in two move

[north gazelle]

If you mean absolutely bad at combat and great at time wasting then i agree

[sleek gull]

I'd love if Bosses made a comeback outside the Abyss as well. Champions are cool, but the Demo bosses were a lot cooler.

And in the Abyss, i'd like if there were Zombie versions of those Bosses.

[chrome ocean]

Skill issue

[naive wedge]

no?

[sleek gull]

Distance / Range Management is important in weapons combat. It is even more so when the enemy can eat you lol

[naive wedge]

no its not imao

[chrome ocean]

literally is

[olive basalt]

Is the spell mod done?

[naive wedge]

literally not its reasonable to find the abyss zombie irrating

[restive barn]

almost, js gotta do ost.

[chrome ocean]

you're not finding the zombies irritating, you're finding your lack of skill irritating

[olive basalt]

Yippee

[umbral kayak]

question, are limb in abyss regeneratable, or if i lose a limb i just gotta live with that

[naive wedge]

if i found my lack of skill irritating,i would be ranting about that wouldn't i

[naive wedge]

No.

[sleek gull]

No, they do not grow back

[umbral kayak]

ahh, my hatred for those goliath zombie grow bigger

[chrome ocean]

That's the thing about skill issues - people don't want to admit they have them 🙂

[north gazelle]

Yes you have to water it

[north gazelle]

If you hit the zombies from range everytime you will never lose

I played abyss once and never again because it's too easy

Zombies can't fight and they go down easely, they take more time to finish than to fight

[naive wedge]

what about the bigger one

[north gazelle]

Same strat

[sleek gull]

I find that they will come at me with a weapon, but when they get close enough to actually be a threat with it, they abandon it, and go for the bite.

A simple back step and cut usually handles it no prob at all

[restive barn]

im making a hs space exploration mod tell me what yall think

[umbral kayak]

unless it champion, they use full that reach advantage to bully short people

[north gazelle]

Yeah either that or just hitting them makes them drop it, honestly i don't hate the dev for what they did to the abyss they probably wanted to have a different concept for it, and also to make it easier for casual players, wich is the bigger part of the player base

[restive barn]

please respond

[sleek gull]

Booo Hissss.....casual players......Booooo Hisssss lol

[restive barn]

WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK

[north gazelle]

They make the machine run bro they're the best

Without them we don't have a game

[naive wedge]

acutally i found that you can just kick them until they die

[north gazelle]

Or we have one but at a worse state maybe

[sleek gull]

Where are the swords? There isn't even a Half of a Sword....

[naive wedge]

without casual player there wouldnt be funding for halfsword innit

[umbral kayak]

alien sex update when

[north gazelle]

Ye it's what i said

[sleek gull]

Oh I know, I was being silly.

[restive barn]

when pigs fly

[restive barn]

it's space

🤔

also hi fizzle

[umbral kayak]

@grok generate image of pig flying

[sleek gull]

Are you saying there cannot be swords in space!?!?

https://tenor.com/view/lightsaber-technique-gif-24177111

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-kitty-ai-funny-gif-5179323189128605544

[warped verge]

only half can exist

[restive barn]

😔 no aliens unfortunately

[deep shale]

ancient astronaut theorists be like:

[sleek gull]

On a serious note, If you'd like inspiration from an awesome space exploration game. Check this out.

[restive barn]

i don't know this game i might wanna check it out🤔 another good space game i like is space engine

[sleek gull]

Starcom is all about exploring space and uncovering the story. EAch player will explore differently, and in a different order, exposing the story in different ways. It is a really interesting concept.

[deep shale]

ss13

saying that here is like invoking the dead sea scrolls to shake a can of soda

[tender violet]

oh mt

my

so there were 3 people against me

a spear piecered me through a tiny gap between the two shieldmen

and i glitched out of the game

[naive wedge]

holyyyyy

you know ball

elite ball knowledge

[deep shale]

i think a space setting is at its best when there's nothing to explore but infinite alien races to exploit for labor

like corporate dystopia

[pulsar swift]

No more updates, wowww

[sleek valve]

next update will add uhhhh

it will add solid snake

guys trust me

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-metal-gear-solid-scared-solid-snake-gif-26553659

it will also add high definition venom snake

[sleek gull]

It could add any of these things. Don't know which it will add, but something from this list at least.

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-venom-snake-gif-5631901306578330322

[sleek valve]

I'm looking forwards towards group tactics

The enemy might be able to encircle and swarm me in riot

[lone knoll]

How long to the next update lol

[sleek gull]

Yeah, group tactics, squad management, and coat of arms editing would be cool

[sleek gull]

Absolutely no idea at all

[lone knoll]

I really hope they lock in on optimisation so they can get huge battles

[sleek valve]

and i might be able to control my own mercenaries too

just a little bit

Idrc about more music because I listen to external music anyways

[deep shale]

i cant wait to command mercenaries to give me their stuff

[lone knoll]

It kind of concerns me that they focused on really detailed/ high performance things like hair and lumen

I worry that in the future it’ll limit a lot of the scale

[deep shale]

green is my favorite color and they all dress in green, the good guy ally color

[sleek valve]

New locations, coat of arms syste, and dialogue system all sound cool

[sleek valve]

yeah im scared of that too because they're still making this on ue5

which is

notoriously terrible for optimization

[lone knoll]

Idk I feel like it takes away from the direction I saw it going from the demo

[sleek valve]

the fact that we usually don't instantly crash in the slums is a feat in of itself

[lone knoll]

I thought it would be a realistic medieval combat game, with EA allowing for larger scale combat

Maybe it’s just an EA thing but the whole progression mode feels almost like fantasy

[sleek valve]

it was always gonna be an arcadey roguelike game

if you want realism wait for uhm

that other game

[lone knoll]

Nah

[sleek valve]

that i definetly didn't forget the name of

[sleek gull]

Aside from the goofy traps. What feels fantasy about it?

[lone knoll]

The jester / characters

[sleek valve]

it's like half sword if it was mixed with bannerlord and finished off with probably a little bit more realism

though there's no demo for it yet

[restive barn]

THIS

[sleek gull]

Jesters were a real thing. And I don't see what is 'fantasy' about the characters

[lone knoll]

I kind of want to be a nameless dude in a big battle

[sleek valve]

but it's been in progress for a while

oh i remember now

it's kinstrife

in development for 10 years with only 3 devs

[lone knoll]

Honestly if they optimise it well it would be so fun to be able to fight as part of a formation

[sleek valve]

https://youtu.be/76Q9GLwtUUI?si=o_Ynt2TmVnjCtEXo this is the first video they released

[pearl ferry]

comboing the shit out this willie

[sleek valve]

https://youtu.be/c_mI0VHowsc?si=oJXkRXAMb4sQpcs4 this is more recent

[sleek gull]

one of my most anticipated games in development

[lone knoll]

Also I dislike how they removed long sword Ai

Like the best part of the demo

Gone

[sleek valve]

wym

they're still there

[sleek gull]

Long Sword Willies exist. They are rare though in the commoner tier.

[sleek valve]

it's just that commoners don't use longsword as much anymore

[sleek gull]

I fought one last night as a matter of fact

[lone knoll]

I haven’t encountered many at all

Mostly short sword an buckler

[deep shale]

and then its like
you do find a sword wielding commoner, but its a messer or a short sword or 🤢

[sleek gull]

Long Sword Willie in freemode from last night

[lone knoll]

Honestly I would love a map that’s just a big field

[pearl ferry]

i think my least favorite thing abolut the demo is that stupid fucking dog barking

[deep shale]

i wanna see zombies outside the abyss

[lone knoll]

Maybe a hill

[lone knoll]

Same, and more zombies at the same time.

[sleek valve]

ah yes, left for dead medieval edition

[sleek gull]

My issue with Long Sword willie is, he fights like a player who just down loaded the game. Basically only left and right horizontal swings. 0 technique. 0 skill

[lone knoll]

Yeah, hopefully it’s on the agenda

[deep shale]

Blight: Survival isnt out yet. but we came pretty close

[lone knoll]

I would like to see proper stick so you can have the bind

[sleek valve]

i like the concept of "what if historical era but zombies"

[pearl ferry]

i love when the willies throw out stabs or vertical cuts it gets me going

[sleek valve]

undead nightmare was probably one of the first to popularize that idea

then this one Roblox game guts and blackpowder repopularized it

[lone knoll]

How do you make the AI in a physics based gam?

[deep shale]

fr fr. i saw a lot of zombie games in the 2000s, but none of them involved medieval knights

10 year old me was going ballistic about the low-hanging fruits which could not be grasped

[sleek valve]

undead nightmare was cool but it wasn't medieval knights

guts and blackpowder was cool but that was the Napoleonic era

the other GNB copycats are just mid

[pearl ferry]

closest thjing you can get to knights and zombies is playing dying light and using only the longsword

[sleek valve]

polearm enemies in half sword are getting slightly more competent now i guess

[lone knoll]

I wonder what would happen if you used machine learning to create the ultimate Willie

[small mortar]

Not possible, Willie is too amazing and complex for a feeble AI to understand

[sleek valve]

im crine

[pearl ferry]

machine learning falls asleep snooooooooreeeeeeeee

[sleek valve]

my playlist is so random

[lone knoll]

just have 2 go head to head with a long sword 100,000,000 times

[small mortar]

Definition of insanity

[lone knoll]

I genuinely wonder if they’ll get the same techniques as the manuals or if they’d do some wacky BS

[pearl ferry]

why my willie a freak wearing a leather choker?

[deep shale]

im conscripting everyone here into holy war
youre being indoctrinated, forced to play Colloseum: Road to Freedom on the Playstation 2

if you dont believe like i do, you're a commoner with no future

[sleek valve]

me looking at the enemy in fear as the enemy casually does every single counter to the attacks that im doing

[sleek gull]

Absolutely S-Tier game. Loved it back in the day

[small mortar]

What if I’m broke do I get to dodge the draft?

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-osage-chan-vocaloid-rainy-boots-kaai-yuki-gif-1118410326047029724

[small mortar]

[sleek gull]

Playing Colloseum: Road to Freedom doesn't cost a cent if you already own a PC.

There are....ways....

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-chivalry-2-get-on-chivalry-2-chivalry-2-chivalry-gif-8859706895992220808

[deep shale]

agitha 🤢 🤮

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/tenosia-tenosian-tenosian-empire-hop-on-chivalry-2-get-on-chivalry-2-gif-15547267261806733277

[deep shale]

tenosia 🤔

[small mortar]

Yarrr type shit?

[sleek gull]

Aye matey

[sleek valve]

yarr

like new blade and sorcery update

like

the centauri or soemthkng

alpha centauri or some shit

[pearl ferry]

live lobotomy demonstration

[deep shale]

AHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A CORPORATION ON THE PORT BOW

[sleek gull]

let them pass they have their own war to fight, against the imperialists and their "taxes"

[worthy tartan]

i still can't play progression mode

LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderingThread.cpp] [Line: 952]
Rendering thread exception:
LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderResource.cpp] [Line: 248]
A FRenderResource was deleted without being released first!

0x00007ff79441072e HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff79323baf4 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff793242922 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff791684881 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff7932448a5 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff793244b27 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff79182ed87 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff79182eca9 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffcb76d7374 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []

still get this error

i have already tried deleting every save file, and then redownloading the game

the game still fails to render this bullshit

[blissful jasper]

did u verify integrity

[worthy tartan]

yeah and it said everything was fine

[sleek gull]

You didn't do any modding or editing of files at any point, did you?

[worthy tartan]

no

[sleek gull]

Had to be sure lol

I wonder, could it be due to an out of date driver?

[worthy tartan]

idk

[lone knoll]

NVIDIA update needed?

Or downgrade

[worthy tartan]

i have a radeon 5700

i can't update an nvidia driver with a radeon

[sleek gull]

then AMD driver update?

[worthy tartan]

also incompatible

as i said

i have a radeon 5700

and an old one at that

[sleek gull]

That is still made by AMD though

google radeon 5700 driver update and read and follow instructions just to be sure you are up to date

[onyx moon]

now hows that

DAMN

HEARD THE BALLS BREAK

[patent garden]

i finally kill baron

with simple spear

[onyx moon]

tackle to hell

real tackle

[supple ember]

Do you have any overclock or undervolting done to your cpu or gpu?

[worthy tartan]

nope

[supple ember]

Is it when you start the game or when does it happen?

[supple ember]

^

[worthy tartan]

when i try accessing progression mode

[supple ember]

Ok and freemode works fine?

[worthy tartan]

yes

[supple ember]

Hmm

[worthy tartan]

and abyss

[supple ember]

Try going into halfsword’s launch options and adding -dx11

[worthy tartan]

disable dx11?

[supple ember]

No it’ll launch in dx11

Should*

[worthy tartan]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

thanks man

[sleek gull]

3 Huzzahs for @supple ember!!

https://tenor.com/view/huzzah-the-great-russia-gif-11059713043086884106

[worthy tartan]

i'm a beggar and somehow already have a gambeson with jack chains

[frank hatch]

Gotta love the backswing sometimes

[worthy tartan]

i didn't even insure anything last playthrough

i just bought it from le merchant

[deep shale]

we love the logic behind most remises

"if you swing enough times, you're bound to hit something."

miss on purpose to win

[frank hatch]

Gotta do the Hollywood way of fighting and go for their weapon and not them

[onyx moon]

STOMP

[mint osprey]

how do i start a new gameeeee like filly

fully

[dry seal]

RETIRE

i think

[frank hatch]

Uninstall game, find any left over savefiles and delete them, reinstall

[dry seal]

ah

[restive barn]

ok the terrain planets and the ringed planets in my space exploration hs mod should work now

[dry seal]

now i know

[frank hatch]

Henry is feeling a little hungry

[onyx moon]

lawd the fence

aaand that killed him

[elfin finch]

grenade

pear

[worldly glacier]

Can smaller shields not block overheards?

[steady cove]

Pearnade

[elfin finch]

pear-o-nade

[frank hatch]

Shield is best served on the body as a cushion for blows lol

[onyx moon]

hes getting killed btw

[steady cove]

Don't you love it when Freecam bugs out

[worthy tartan]

i accidentally split a guy in half

i am NOT going to heaven guys

[frank hatch]

Does it when I get the nastiest cuts on people

[worldly glacier]

then tf am i supposed to do against an overhead when helmets aren't available and i cannot block them?

[elfin finch]

you can parry

[worldly glacier]

AHh yes, parry the polehammer

with a messer

Totally reasonable and possible to do

[floral vale]

it is possible, no?

[frank hatch]

Dodging and parrying will serve you best in early game, even when you get a helmet, a blow to the head will knock you out not kill you, you'll see how easily a knock to the head will drop you to the ground regardless

[proud obsidian]

how i fire only one mercenarie?

[elfin finch]

ya

[onyx moon]

bro thought stuff was sweet by beating me up on the ground

[frank hatch]

Polehammer will laugh at your helmet and knock it off

[elfin finch]

you just knock it out of the way instead of a full parry

[worldly glacier]

Doesn't help much if i can't even get close to the enemy to attack them in the first place

[onyx moon]

nastiest left hook ive given in a while but its worth every ounce of pain

[worldly glacier]

I think that' smy issue

I physically cannot close the distance before i'm hit and knocked out

It's either impossible or unreasonably hard

[elfin finch]

you can also grab his weapon

[worldly glacier]

I don't think i've ever been able to grab someone's weapon

[elfin finch]

but its dumb

[worldly glacier]

I could try

[onyx moon]

yeah pal hows it feel now

[frank hatch]

Reach is a huge factor in weapon fighting, longer stick tends to win

[worldly glacier]

But longer stick is boring with how much i've used it

[steady cove]

Punching a Knight! (PRANK GONE WRONG!!!}

[umbral kayak]

made baseball-sword

[worldly glacier]

I don't wanna play a game if it's not fun

And i've begun wondering if half sword is just too repetitive-

[elfin finch]

ahem

[floral vale]

try to parry and bind with your opponents weapon and move into range from that if that makes sense

[umbral kayak]

yeah at this point it pretty quick to exhaust all it have to offer

[floral vale]

i haven't played since feb

[umbral kayak]

then again it was still in EA

[frank hatch]

I have my Polearm, Mace, Sword, and Dagger equipped, usually I will disarm the enemies polearm and then decide depending on their armor if I want to draw sword or mace, if I didn't kill them already.

Then fight them in a melee, higher tier enemies will carry as many weapons as that aswell

[steady cove]

Still kinda proof of concept of like gameplay in a way so...

[umbral kayak]

ahh proof of concept game with realistic combat
if i have a nickel for each existing i would have 2

[hidden ice]

I <3 Bashing peoples brains in with furniture in cellar brawl

[onyx moon]

arm onto the ubcket

bucket

[floral vale]

you can hit some nasty shots with the wooden candlebara

[hidden ice]

Just hit a guys arm with a little shelf so hard Im pretty sure it broke

[frank hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599819033319178241/1478192448424382627/Holdthis.mp4?ex=69b164bf&is=69b0133f&hm=f0c1b3ea6544e79b73f8a2df661bab701f2b3674cc3ca5ae59397298aaa4b62c&

[umbral kayak]

broo need help with brawl, that shits is literally the easiest thing in this game 😭

[floral vale]

wdym

[hidden ice]

I dont need help its just more fun to use the environment

[onyx moon]

you need weapons? all i need are these hands

[floral vale]

^

[umbral kayak]

hold left mouse, hold right mouse, then just swing your mouse wildly at the enemies

[floral vale]

obviously but using the environment and furniture creates a different playstyle that is in my opinion more enjoyable than merely fistfighting

[worthy tartan]

bro a willy just called me a wretch so i destroyed his balls using my flanged mace

no more willy

[elfin finch]

the pan in cellar

[umbral kayak]

i guess, but tbh brawl is such an easy low stake i dont think using any thing extra gonna made it more fun, your opponent having the mean to kill you in one swing made thing more exciting

[elfin finch]

oof

[hidden ice]

I FUCKING HATE KNOCKDOWN

[frank hatch]

Could of played fair, wanted to play fisties and he pulled a mace

[worldly glacier]

dawg SAME

Makes matches too quick

Especially fist fights

[frank hatch]

Wait till you find out "First Blood"

[worldly glacier]

It's so boring

[steady cove]

Seeing that pole

[hidden ice]

As a tall character I get hit ONCE and fall over

[worldly glacier]

Just as boring imo

[floral vale]

old and to be honest rough clip but it's definitely quite fun to use furniture as weaponry

[worldly glacier]

Actually, definitely more boring

[worthy tartan]

just beat a dude with my mace so hard his hairline disappeared

[steady cove]

Last man standing: Trips on your own feet

[umbral kayak]

is that just blind luck or do you actually intended for that

[hidden ice]

Dont you adore when your hired mercenary dies in the first fight of the tourney </3

[tender quest]

cutting his arm off?

[umbral kayak]

ye

[worthy tartan]

guts will fly

[steady cove]

He defo intended for that.

[tender quest]

I was trying to pull my sword away from him as it was trapped in there, his arm coming off was a coincidence

[worthy tartan]

don't you love when your 200 phennings knight somehow gets instantly slimed out but then your 7 phennings F tier beggar merc proceeds to make the baron his bitch

[tender quest]

intention was there but wasnt sure if it would happen

[hidden ice]

Yes </3

[umbral kayak]

never happened btw

[worthy tartan]

how do you know it's impossible?

[umbral kayak]

pic or not happen

[steady cove]

Peasant with a tong: One-hit kill
You with a tong: Useless

[worthy tartan]

i mean i once got destroyed in half sword by a peasant with a hoe while having metal armor just through dumb luck

[wind lion]

is this game still being worked on?

[worldly glacier]

I think i just punched someone so hard I began to bleed

fist fights are genuinely just so superior to every other kind of fight in the game imo

[wind lion]

thank you woobie

[umbral kayak]

for once that hoe isnt gonna knockdown, find gap or penetrate baron armor

[worldly glacier]

Or at least fights where you can't kill the enemy in less than a second

[umbral kayak]

maybe with player armor, but not with baron armor

[worthy tartan]

you realize even blades have blunt force trauma behind their hits

[umbral kayak]

still doesnt change the fact hoe isnt enough to knockdown baron

[worthy tartan]

it could dude

if i beat you with a hoe for 30 minutes straight, would you get knocked down

[wind lion]

how do i reset my rank progress?

[umbral kayak]

baron already kill the peasant in the first 3 second

[umbral kayak]

go to inn keeper, retire

[worthy tartan]

how do you know that, for all we know the peasant could through sheer luck survive

[wind lion]

i did multiple times now

[steady cove]

Back then they were called concubines.

[umbral kayak]

video proof first or didnt happen

[wind lion]

nvm it worked now for some reason thank you firend

[hidden ice]

Whoever taught me about the scythe thank you

[worthy tartan]

video proof of your mom loving you first

[umbral kayak]

dude, just accept your fantasy of somehow the peasant could dominate baron as fantasy

[hidden ice]

When do you get access to armor?

[steady cove]

Beggar

You just have to get lucky

[worthy tartan]

outside of the sheer absurdity of the statement, it's still possible

[umbral kayak]

militia is when it get common

[north gazelle]

now everyone look at this zweihander

[steady cove]

Damn

[dark fern]

the peasant would have to get extremely lucky multiple times in a row

[worthy tartan]

that doesn't make it impossible

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[eternal scaffold]

when are we gonna be able to control our legs like in Baby Steps?

[slim meadow]

the day we can piss

[steady cove]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gif-5114957

[worthy tartan]

oh no! it appears i accidentally impaled the guy i was escorting on a bunch of barricades!

how unfortunate!

[hidden ice]

Hitting alley hazards is SO satisfying

[worthy tartan]

bro i'm gonna have to tell the tavern man that his barfly got bludgeoned to death by me and then impaled upon a barricade

[umbral kayak]

now made the deepest sword

[slim meadow]

what if no gex but say

[north gazelle]

wym

[slim meadow]

deeper daddy~

[umbral kayak]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1647160/Deepest_Sword/

Steam

Deepest Sword

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[steady cove]

Swinging his Zweihander like it's an everyday Skyrim sword.

Aren't they like unwieldly?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-funnyanimal-cat-kitten-cute-gif-1816846181050494705

[slim meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/563482594499624962/1123005147606425782/OkCrab.gif

[hidden ice]

Just lobotomized a guy :D

[north gazelle]

actually check out how they look on youtbe, they're actually very similar to what im doing

[steady cove]

Damn

[north gazelle]

look at irl dude swinging this

[tender quest]

inventor of lobotomy -

[north gazelle]

ofc the 4kg 2m30 zweihander gonna swing slower lol but a normal sized one is pretty fast and precise

[hidden ice]

A FLAIL WITH SPIKES???

[north gazelle]

i got surprised when looking it up at first

[worthy tartan]

i just killed the rat bastard with a sickle that killed me twice

i even scalped the fucker

nobody gets bludgeoned by a mace 3 times in a row and should survive

[north gazelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyvRllz7Vjg

very similar feeling to it

[spark violet]

is there a way to erase game save?

[burnt nimbus]

how do make ur character super big and buff

[proud obsidian]

mods

[unique ember]

Eat your veggies and drink your milkies

[burnt nimbus]

is nexus modsa?

[hidden ice]

Whats the biggests I can get unmodded?

Im at 74kg rn

[proud obsidian]

im at 91kg

[worthy tartan]

yo this merc is fucking goated

[slim meadow]

fatass

[worthy tartan]

he just beheaded a dude

and eviscerated the other

[languid nest]

is it competitive with polearms?

[north gazelle]

guys can i save my opponent if i do cpr ?

[north gazelle]

it does for sure

[hidden ice]

Probably idk I'm not a doctor

[wheat leaf]

yeah just slap both halves together like a sandwich and get pumpin

[languid nest]

against armor?

[proud obsidian]

he need some milk

[north gazelle]

did you see my zweihander btw

its fire

[wheat leaf]

i did, very niiiice

[north gazelle]

i didnt test vs knights yet

rn im making a greatsword

[languid nest]

i can’t make a sword that feels good against armor

[north gazelle]

i wanna lock in and post a realistic sword pack

[errant anvil]

sup

[languid nest]

maybe i suck at making swords

like i know how to balance them tho

[wheat leaf]

this is mine

[north gazelle]

use a wood sword trust

[slim meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecism-gif-835691955405150300

[errant anvil]

can you mod the demo or is it just the paid game

[hidden ice]

Can I take armor off dead bodies?

[languid nest]

😭

[north gazelle]

blunt damage so op that wood is better

[hidden ice]

You can mod the demo iirc

[north gazelle]

crazy

[languid nest]

how to kill your sparring partner

[slim meadow]

i think you can mod it

[errant anvil]

cause i lowkey dont have money to pay for it and i wanna mod

[proud obsidian]

grab the guy and hold e

[errant anvil]

im gonna try

[north gazelle]

why is bro flagged as a spammer

[errant anvil]

cause

discord lowkey sucks

[languid nest]

getting knocked out by the shaft on a daily basis

[slim meadow]

why is this guy a likely spammer

oh my god

[wheat leaf]

I pay the admins salary with this boost pal

[proud obsidian]

because he try to get money so he can buy halfsword

[supple ember]

Ayyy no problem man!

[north gazelle]

yeah its crazy, even if the opponent doesnt move and that you touch his pole you get stunned for like 1 sec

[errant anvil]

yeah i spammed people to gift me so im a spammer

[north gazelle]

i thought about using a similar casted mace, there was one where if set properly there was some more tiny spikes around the blade

very stylish

but i opted for more realistic looks

for some reason the casted mace actually balance the zweihander even better lol

[errant anvil]

what did you do to him

[north gazelle]

and it does crazy blunt too

[errant anvil]

😭

[north gazelle]

greatszord

[hidden ice]

Is the spiky mace good?

[worthy tartan]

i finally won the tourney

but at what cost...

[errant anvil]

how do yall fling like that

[worthy tartan]

my 7 phennings mercenary got beheaded

[north gazelle]

spin

[errant anvil]

im on the demo so i dont think i can do that

[north gazelle]

yes

[worthy tartan]

What gain is there in bloodshed. 🗣️ 🔥🔥

[lunar compass]

prolly

[lunar compass]

how tfd 😭

[languid nest]

i’ve been straight up knocked out more than once by it. like on the ground unable to move. not straight up defeat but basically defeat.

[lunar compass]

oopsie

[lunar compass]

the face he's making is just so funny

[worthy tartan]

POV the fish in the market after you behead it

[lunar compass]

true

[burnt quiver]

Does anyone else have an issue when opening the game (I think it only happens when I close the game during a fight and come back) where my cpu just spikes to like 99% usage and crashes the game

when i rejoin though it’s much smoother and i have no issues loading in

[lunar compass]

no wonder the stew tasted funny

[burnt quiver]

it’s a non issue because i can play the game but it’s still weird

[spiral crow]

Does the baron not have gilded sabatons???

Smh beggar

[lunar compass]

no pauldrons either

[spiral crow]

Lame ass spaulders

[burnt quiver]

he has pauldrons i think

[lunar compass]

spaulders

they suck

[spiral crow]

Can't even attach besagews

[burnt quiver]

oh nvm spaulders vs pauldrons

[spiral crow]

Can't even add a PLUME to his armet

[burnt quiver]

he doesn’t have sabatons though yea

[lunar compass]

imagine rioting and losing against a few punches

fucking bums

[onyx moon]

where my lunch pfennings at coward

[lunar compass]

yeah they suck

pauldrons on top

[onyx moon]

does anyone have any games like half sword

in terms of hs i dont mean medieval

i mean physics based fistfights

and stuff like that

[sleek gull]

Fight Night Round 2 on PS2. I still play to this day.

[burnt quiver]

blades and sorcery i guess but that’s a vr game

[onyx moon]

yeah

no money for vr 😔

[burnt quiver]

it’s not too expensive if you buy used because vr lost a lot of popularity

still wouldn’t personally recommend though

[onyx moon]

i like the games look but it feels jankier than hs

[burnt quiver]

i bought a used quest 2 for vrchat because of a friend, didn’t like it because a bunch of weird people play that game, decided i wanted to play half life alyx, had to buy a special cable for $50 so I could run it on my pc instead of in the headset’s hardware, and didn’t really enjoy the half life alyx gameplay

vr is sort of just a gimmick

[sleek gull]

get yourself a PS2 emulator. And try Fight Night Round 2.

You can't get more of a Fist Fight experience than a Boxing Game. And it is physics driven. You use the Analogs to pull back and throw your punches. It is amazing

[steep lagoon]

Hey am I the only one who things collision damage to NPC's is too low? Like I can take a stroll and hit my shoulder on the edge of a wall and Im down for a 3 count while if I swing an NPC full speed head first into a pillar he's completely fine and I need to do it like 5 times for a win, I mean the speeds I can reach is like hole in head territory

[onyx moon]

OOH

hol on