halfsword-chat-⚔

[lone zephyr]

so true

[sleek valve]

the zombies are so nice!!! once i got bit and then the zombie was nice enough to lay down next to me and wait until i start healing so that i could get up and beat him up

[unique ember]

I like when the zombies bite you and don't stop!

[lone zephyr]

i didnt know they could bite u

[unique ember]

Really makes my fists excited to meet a wall

[unique ember]

They do!

[lone zephyr]

tbf ive been playing with 0 damage cuz i just wanna play free mode with damage

[unique ember]

I hate the zombies😭

[lone zephyr]

like i put damage back on for free mode but whenever i do progression i just put it off to grind

[marsh hollow]

glad to know u got a nice one, the one i had kept beating me while i was screaming without a leg

[unique ember]

Don't you love when they pick up your weapon and kill you with it

Cause they'll throw their weapons in an instant

But when its your weapon its like drugs to them

Can you tell I've lost a few runs to the zombies

Bastards.

[marsh hollow]

yea like the rotten dude just drops his sword n starts beating me and eating my face n then proceeds to pick up my axe and cut my leg off with it

[lone zephyr]

normal day in coventry tbf

[unique ember]

Yeah in England when the sun falls everyone becomes the half sword zombies

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-back-jim-28-days-later-turning-around-sony-pictures-gif-17894873895374045808

[lone zephyr]

can confirm

[hidden ice]

Dont yall hate the clanker bs on yt

[lone zephyr]

everynight i hear people yelling 'cuckold' down the road

[hidden ice]

Wjat 😭😭

[unique ember]

"AYEE!"

[sleek valve]

What about my favorite word, flibbertigibbet

[lone zephyr]

prefer ragamuffin 💅

[unique ember]

If someone calls me ragamuffin I'm ending my life on the spot just so we're clear

[lone zephyr]

i barely ever hear what they say tbh i just know cuckold and ragamuffin

[marsh hollow]

sounds like a name a 2 year old would give a caterpillar that they just obliterated with their hotwheels

[hidden ice]

Fuckin' ragamuffin

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/decaying-winter-0-key-decaying-winter-gif-18027184287685611084

[unique ember]

I like how they say coward

[lone zephyr]

ohyea coward

[unique ember]

"COWAD!

[marsh hollow]

hedgeborn

[sleek valve]

Me when I see the giant snail from those medieval drawings irl

[harsh wolf]

Beggar always sounded like a different, more unsavory word to me 😭

[sleek valve]

eggard

the word you're looking for is eggard

[harsh wolf]

Oh lmao

[lone zephyr]

old english continues to be an evil language

[harsh wolf]

egg

[sleek valve]

pizzle isn't a real old English word

but

is fun to say

"stop yanking my pizzle"

[unique ember]

When tha npc calls me coward so I turn him into five different pieces

[harsh wolf]

pizzle

[sleek valve]

The npc once called me coward right before immediately surrendering

The AUDACITY

[lone zephyr]

random but kinda related

theres a line in macbeth

[marsh hollow]

see ya lads

[harsh wolf]

One time I got called a coward by a guy in full armor (I was naked and killed him with a stick)

[unique ember]

He could see the rage in your eyes

[lone zephyr]

were macbeth calls sm1 a "cream-faced loon" and i love that term so much

[hidden ice]

I <3 when the zombie lovingly lays beside me after chewing on my leg

[harsh wolf]

☹️

[marsh hollow]

got a mod so i can now bite the zombies back

[unique ember]

Taking a food nap

[lone zephyr]

theres always 'what, you egg'

[harsh wolf]

They always bite my hands and then I punch them in the face

[lone zephyr]

only good bit of gcse english

ik of cream faced loon and what you egg

[sleek valve]

My hand are usually protected by half gauntlets with mail

[unique ember]

They give me kisses!!

[unique ember]

Half??

[sleek valve]

how to defeat zombie apocalypse: just bite them back so they become humans

[unique ember]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[lone zephyr]

an iq too high

oh i can use custom emojis

wonderful

[lone zephyr]

log jumpscare

[sleek valve]

my armor:
baron cuirass with ONLY the brigandine
Plackart
Sallet
White doublet, white hosen, shoes

[lone zephyr]

i love the eisenhut

[sleek valve]

I love the sallet

[lone zephyr]

nothing better than the glorious bowl helet

[sleek valve]

Y'know why

Since I can actually see shit

In FP view

[lone zephyr]

touche

i cant see anything at all

[marsh hollow]

sallet honestly peak

[sleek valve]

And most of the time the npcs have skill issue and can't stab my head or I defend it a lot

[lone zephyr]

worst part of them knocking u down and sitting on u

they cant hit ur head so they just miss and u have to sit there and wait

[sleek valve]

what

[wheat leaf]

[sleek valve]

You can fight back on the ground now

[lone zephyr]

if only i could post animage

[sleek valve]

Granted you can't half sword while on the ground

[lone zephyr]

oh can i?

[sleek valve]

yes

[unique ember]

Only your head though. My mercs gain new face holes any time I pick them with no face cover

[wheat leaf]

if you got a longsword or polearm you can 100% block attacks from the ground

maybe not 100% of the time, but its 100% possible

[sleek valve]

And two handed weapons are basically useless on the ground

[lone zephyr]

yea but im like

stupid

[sleek valve]

unless block attacks yes

[wheat leaf]

oh word

mb ill be more considerate next time

[lone zephyr]

[sleek valve]

You can also kick while on the ground now

which

[wheat leaf]

i havent had that work much ngl

[sleek valve]

has been in

for a awhile sfrusllyt

but it doesn't really work yeah

[lone zephyr]

idk why i never tried that

i will start doing this

[wheat leaf]

its always been a feature then they removed it at EA launch and brought it back like "look what you can do now!"

[sleek valve]

It's not very efective

if only we were able to aim the kick towards their balls while we're on the ground

[lone zephyr]

truee

[wheat leaf]

if the enemy is standing directly at your feet and you kick from the ground it just has the chance to stagger or interrupt their attack

just hitting them in the toes really

[lone zephyr]

[wheat leaf]

sorry ill quit mansplaining

[sleek valve]

fuck is a mansplaining

[lone zephyr]

i should start non-binarysplaining

[sleek valve]

masculine explanation?

[lone zephyr]

pretty much

[sleek valve]

what about womansplaning 🤔

[wheat leaf]

the law advises i dont make a joke about that

[lone zephyr]

i think its like

[sleek valve]

you better not...

[lone zephyr]

when a dude explains a thing women have to do to women

[sleek valve]

yesterday was women's day...

[wheat leaf]

nah its just when a dude explains anything atp

[lone zephyr]

ahh

idk many men

[sleek valve]

so Einstein explaining a theory is mansplaining

[marsh hollow]

That explains the Taylor swift I heard, or was it Sabrina carpenter, something like that

[lone zephyr]

aside from my dad and the slovak guy

[unique ember]

I mansplain so bad and I can tell it pisses people off😭

[wheat leaf]

unfortunately yes

[unique ember]

I try not too lmao

[lone zephyr]

einstein had a small iq

[wheat leaf]

thats the other stein

einsteins the smart one

[lone zephyr]

the beatles first manager

wait no

which 1 was he

[wheat leaf]

einstein was the beatles first manager?

[lone zephyr]

i cant say his name

cuz the island guy has the same name

[wheat leaf]

wait the unnamable guy was beatles first manager?

[unique ember]

Allan Williams was their first manager

[wheat leaf]

aw ok

[lone zephyr]

brian (that dudes name)

[wheat leaf]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the lores coming together

[lone zephyr]

they werent related but

very scary for a moment

[wheat leaf]

unfortunately i think its not even that uncommon of a last name

[umbral kayak]

oh my god i was saying just call him (his real name) and instantly got block

broo is this for every server?

[unique ember]

I like when the Beatles do their British dance moves

[marsh hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-jew-ben-netanyahu-gif-12871571148592649302

[unique ember]

The server i mod blocks his name

[sleek valve]

there was also an Einstein that was female

I forgot what she did

[wheat leaf]

yassss king 🤑

[unique ember]

Most servers just don't want him to be brought up

[lone zephyr]

horrors of being fromliverpool

[sleek valve]

Something about studying open hearings I believe

[wheat leaf]

should prob end this convo pretty quick here anyways for our own sakes

[unique ember]

Iron lung was filmed in Liver pool

[lone zephyr]

im either treated like i live in a 3rd world country or im paul mccartneys child

[unique ember]

Get it

[lone zephyr]

[unique ember]

Blood ocean. Liver pool. Pool of livers and blood

Good one

Thank you

[sleek valve]

If my Willie gets his arm decapitated off, other arm decapitated off, both legs decapitated off, and his Willie stabbed into, and I healed all of that, is he still the same Willie?

[wheat leaf]

couple clips, and now i dips

[sleek valve]

The Willie of Theseus

[lone zephyr]

a different willie

[umbral kayak]

head still attach, torse seem fine yes he still is

[sleek valve]

Would you consider a man's private part part of the torso

[lone zephyr]

i love the name willie

fits a bunch of bald men im beheading perfectly

[umbral kayak]

ehh no i guess

[sleek valve]

guys how do i drink water

[lone zephyr]

alt ctrl shift

[sleek valve]

I'm trying to drink water but everytime I do it I never ever get it into my mouth and it always just falls off and down towards my shirt

[lone zephyr]

i did that once at the dentists

[umbral kayak]

holy shit, i really got warned for mentioning it

[lone zephyr]

they injected my mouse and it just like

[signal wedge]

No, you got warned for bypassing automod to mention it.

[lone zephyr]

i couldnt move my jaw so when i was washing out the anastetic itjust fell off

[lone zephyr]

apologies for bringing he who shall not be named up

[sleek valve]

Bee

[umbral kayak]

so uhh is it being some sort general rule for all server?

[sleek valve]

Random clip idk

[signal wedge]

Idk, I dont mod all servers on discord, just this one.

[worthy herald]

Looks cool

[potent geyser]

how control player 2 Halfsword playtest

splitscreen

[lone zephyr]

love those hats

theyre so goofy

[unique ember]

I mean thats any server I've been in. The server i mod doesn't allow it

[lone zephyr]

medieval fashion was truly gorgeous worldwide

[umbral kayak]

javis, play dexter opening

[lone zephyr]

my ancestors were walking around wearing big skirt things

[potent geyser]

^

[unique ember]

Tbf most were not dressing like this

That would be nobility or rich people me thinks

Then again, I wasn't there

[lone zephyr]

this was liek warriors clothing if im correct

ik yellow in old irish culture meant warriors or smth

[tough hollow]

mango

[unique ember]

I have Irish in my blood for some reason so my ancestors were probably doing it too though

But I'm more french

[pearl ferry]

slick lil parry

[unique ember]

Sad.

[violet kindle]

let me guess you live in america

[lone zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[unique ember]

Bonus points if you can guess my state

[lone zephyr]

im like a teeny tiny bit french and breton

[unique ember]

Hint, I just said I'm mainly french

[violet kindle]

massive two shits or however you spell it

[lone zephyr]

quebec

oh wait no

[pearl ferry]

yea quebec's in america i agree

[lone zephyr]

lousiania

[violet kindle]

the famously american state

[unique ember]

LOUISIANA BABY

[pearl ferry]

america should annex quebec

[violet kindle]

truth

[pearl ferry]

bring back the french indian war

[violet kindle]

actually serbia should get alberta

[lone zephyr]

so true bestie

[unique ember]

Specifically quebec?

[tough hollow]

burger'

[pearl ferry]

i dont think canada would be too upset about it

[violet kindle]

alberta is the heart of greater serbia btw

[lone zephyr]

nobody wants sasketchawan

[unique ember]

Not the rest of the country lmao we take Quebec and dip

[violet kindle]

canada is shit anyway

[unique ember]

True if we fuck with Montreal they might say something though

[violet kindle]

canadas entire personality is not being the usa

[unique ember]

I actually fuck with Canada

Their cool

[lone zephyr]

this dna test confuses me to this very day

cuz its wrong

[pearl ferry]

the only people i know who take dna tests are americans

[lone zephyr]

it lied to me

im english

so now u know 1 english person who took a dna test

[unique ember]

Well america has the biggest diversity if I'm not wrong

[pearl ferry]

a 40% irish person saying they are english

Ireland is lost

[unique ember]

So you're more likely to be part of somewhere else

[lone zephyr]

yea my ancestors migrated here

i was born here

so im english

💅

[violet kindle]

arent dna tests data farming schemes

[pearl ferry]

yes

[lone zephyr]

probably

idc too much

[violet kindle]

i remember something like that happening

[unique ember]

I don't need to take a DNA test to know I'm French though cause I'm in a Cajun family so its just a matter of history

[lone zephyr]

what are they gonna do with my dna tell me to buy central asian bowls

[pearl ferry]

i love slapping my willie with my sword

[unique ember]

The government can have my data i NEED to know if I'm Italian 🤑

[violet kindle]

larpalicious

[lone zephyr]

my family histories dead hard to find

[pearl ferry]

clone you and replace you

[violet kindle]

what is it with americans larping as italian/irish

[unique ember]

Idk

[lone zephyr]

on the indian side theres no records pre colonial imes and my surnames dead generic

[unique ember]

It makes me mad too

[lone zephyr]

its more interesting

[pearl ferry]

americans looooooove saying they are german too

[lone zephyr]

like americans dont really have a culture rlly

so ppl usually go to their ancestry to like

[unique ember]

American Italians will never shut up about it

[lone zephyr]

yknow

[violet kindle]

yeah bro im a pureblooded irish american even though im 1/512th irish

[lone zephyr]

eh it doesnt matter rlly

[violet kindle]

america does have a culture

[lone zephyr]

yea but like

[violet kindle]

everywhere has a culture, youre just used to your own so you don't see it as a "culture"

[pearl ferry]

america's biggest export is media of course it has a culture it's just so big you dont notice it

[lone zephyr]

klike its more interesting to be an irish-american then american

i get it and i respect it

[safe crest]

america definitely has culture

[lone zephyr]

nothing wrong with being proud of who ur ancestors were

[rapid pond]

Guys how much did the commoner boss greatsword weight ?

[violet kindle]

when god created the world he gave all the land to albania but albania is very nice so it gave a lot of land away and is still giant today

[safe crest]

god in 26 is crazy work

[tough hollow]

bruh

[lone zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/flag-albanian-albania-gif-7347927199278907399

[violet kindle]

but these mfs are like 1/64th irish and pretend theyre some kind of irish native

[unique ember]

Weight wasn't really a thing in demo if I recall

At least not to the same degree as EA

[pearl ferry]

just torturing willie for fun

[robust crag]

I need a challenge for progression it's way to easy 😭

[rapid pond]

for accuracy, i wanna try to become the old commoner boss

[rapid pond]

stealing only

[lone zephyr]

go naked

[unique ember]

I'm doing sword only

[rapid pond]

no insure

forced abyss

[robust crag]

No armour?

[lone zephyr]

pants only yessss

[unique ember]

DAMN IT

[robust crag]

But I can use any weapons?

[violet kindle]

pot lid only

[violet kindle]

im at knight rank why does this fuckass merchant give me pot lids

[rare hearth]

for the soup

[lone zephyr]

they should add chinese armour to half sword

no real reason

i just feel like it

[violet kindle]

what if i was bowling for it

[pearl ferry]

https://tenor.com/bmPfo.gif

[violet kindle]

half sword dlc set in jerusalem or something would be cool

[restive barn]

i don't know what im doing anymore

[violet kindle]

islamic armor and weapons could be cool to fight with and against

[violet kindle]

whole bunch of bullshit on the screen

[lone zephyr]

armour in general just has aura

[pearl ferry]

half sword dlc you are in the first crusade in the people's crusade and you[re killing french people for the first 8 tiers before you can actually fight any turks

[lone zephyr]

half sword dlc mesopatamia

[unique ember]

Programmers will show you this and say "its simple honestly"

[violet kindle]

vlad the impaler miniboss

[lone zephyr]

wearing siberian laminar

[violet kindle]

errand: you have been sold low quality copper, track down and kill the merchant

[unique ember]

FINALLY

[lone zephyr]

what would mesopatamian willie be called

[tough hollow]

coper

[tough hollow]

willie

[pearl ferry]

enki

[lone zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/real-sighting-confirmed-gnome-cryptid-gif-23612844

[restive barn]

lmao its a movement system for my space exploration mod in half sword

[unique ember]

The day I can beat up the Innkeeper is the day I give this game a 10/10

[unique ember]

2 clams to sleep my hind quarters I'll just sleep next to the drunk dude outside

[lone zephyr]

adding the indian executioner to half sword

[tough hollow]

add burger'

[unique ember]

MySpace mod omg

Can't wait to take my character to the digital world

[lone zephyr]

might be biased but

indian armour is so goofy to me like

[tough hollow]

galatic exploration in halfsword before shrimp eating contest ,pd

[lone zephyr]

glorious sikh emprie and its turban helmet

[tough hollow]

can you add geometry dash mod

[violet kindle]

never really thought about how sikhs would wear helmets

can this same principle be applied to modern construction helmets though

[lone zephyr]

if im correct they just wore the under bit of a turban which is way smaller

[late crow]

an actual cloak would be nice

[pearl ferry]

they cant even make a tabard or jack not clip into your shit

a cloak would probably melt your cpu or something

[lone zephyr]

thank u veer helmet

[late crow]

im not worried about my cpu

[violet kindle]

each fiber is simulated

[small mortar]

I wanna wear a bucket on my head like how you put a bucket on a Skyrim NPC’s head when you’re robbing them

[violet kindle]

wheel of cheese spell

who was the spellbook guy again

[late crow]

i see that there is a space dedicated for head chain mail pieces, cant wait to see it in the game

[small mortar]

And make it so you if you go first person while wearing it you can’t see literally anything

[cyan quartz]

Anyone know why sometimes you cannot unequip pieces of armor from Player 2 in the loadout editor in Free Play mode?

[wheat verge]

is it just me or do fist fight kinda break in slow motion? i cant alternate arms when punching

[tough hollow]

@restive barn

[violet kindle]

@restive barn add a spell that turns the victim into a stack of cheese wheels

[floral vale]

mmm soup

[violet kindle]

what if you bowled for it

[rapid pond]

Meanwhile in the abyss

[pearl ferry]

anime slide

[rapid pond]

Commoner boss strikes again

[pearl ferry]

bastrd

[rapid pond]

greatsword grip changes everything im not even kidding

this bigass sword is so easy to control

[pearl ferry]

best tip i have for greatsword is just to keep it moving

[nimble tiger]

why there will be no multiplayer?

[nimble tiger]

this game would be so great with that feature

[pearl ferry]

there wont be multiplayer for like 5 years

[nimble tiger]

why?

[pearl ferry]

think about your average game. if you have 100ms ping of lag, it's usually pretty bad, but you can still somewhat play. now think of halfsword, where you can perform micro-movements based on the physics engine and think about the fact that if you had bad ping, even a little bit, it would probably be ass to play

given how as it currently is if you get cut slightly wrong you just die

[tender canyon]

Tbh, i dont think we'll ever get a multiplayer, ping in this game would just ruin the fun of it and is something that cant be fixed, local multiplayer is a thing and thats probably the only kind of MP we will get, fine by me tbh

[dark fern]

we already have a workaround where someone connects to you via steam remote play

only thing needed is to make that part of the game - everything runs on one PC, one player just connects to the other one

[tender canyon]

Yeah, thats still "local" multiplayer, i think they meant Multiplayer as in like against randoms not against a friend where its for fun and stuff

[dark fern]

but they absolutely shouldn't waste time trying to implement anything more than 1v1

[dark fern]

you could still have this against randoms

[tender canyon]

Yeah but for example, lets say your friend still lives in the same country, ping wont be that high. if its against a random person on the other side of the continent ping would be much higher, giving one person an advantage. I wouldn't mind them adding it but im pretty sure it wont be super enjoyable

[dark fern]

and the game could alternate who's hosting/acting as a server every other round so both sides have to deal with latency sometimes

[frank flax]

I HAVE 3 FUCKING BARON SETS WHAT NOW

WHY ISNT THERE ANYTHING AFTER THE BARON 😭

[tender canyon]

Theyre working on it

[frank flax]

but still why isnt there a lil map :(

[tender canyon]

There's probably (?) gonna be more lategame content

its still an unfinished game, there will be much more content in the future

[frank flax]

ik ik

just i wish there was a way to change maps on free play :/

[unique ember]

The jester fight is either likely or confirmed

[knotty compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138261744599453716/1321380321920290868/togif.gif

[frank flax]

WHAT :O

[brave basalt]

How do you stab so well also that low attack block was insane what how do you pull that off is it normal or just you got lucky

[frank flax]

i want to beat that mother fucking goofy ass face of the jester's

[knotty compass]

puny crimson roles

[knotty compass]

yo i love ppg

[frank flax]

same :D

[knotty compass]

i have

[unique ember]

One of the trailers teased it

[knotty compass]

1k hours

[frank flax]

789.3 hours

[unique ember]

Along with a few new modes

[tender canyon]

I hope he's gonna be a lil shit, having traps and barrels rolling around, while he himself could be killed by one hit getting to him would be the real challange. Hope people get what i mean by that

[frank flax]

lol

[pearl ferry]

this is pretty normal

[frank flax]

imagine donkey kong barrel throws

[knotty compass]

is it possible to have 100 souls after you in abyss

[covert forge]

i hope the jester throws knives

[small mortar]

Yeah

[frank flax]

i want to make a sword like that so bad now

[knotty compass]

bro im telling u

when i get half swords

[covert forge]

a boss that throws stuff i think would just be a cool idea

[knotty compass]

and a mic

im making videos

i WILL become a content creator

and i WILL succeed

[unique ember]

If the jester is able to jump around and is impossible to hit the things I will do when I catch him will be bad

He will be reduced to a puddle of blood

[tender canyon]

This tbh

[pearl ferry]

i dont think u can get greatswords in ea

just big longswords

[knotty compass]

has the jester fight been confirmed?

[sleek gull]

No. Not at all

[unique ember]

Its just been teased

[tender canyon]

getting half swords is easy just get a sword and cut it in half

[knotty compass]

indeed

[sleek gull]

Do you have that clip?

[frank flax]

it likely is possible tho (from what i know)

[covert forge]

maybe?

[unique ember]

Don't have access to it

[frank flax]

ima get a better photo rq

[unique ember]

Nevermind this person is a goat

[frank flax]

there we go

much better view

[unique ember]

Thats the trailer where they teased it

[frank flax]

thanks

[sleek gull]

I could be wrong. But I think people put too much stock into that card. Personally, I think it was just a card saying, "Do you dare enter the kingdom and fight". Not, "Do you dare face the jester"

[frank flax]

yh,

it is likely from what i think though

but these are just opinions :)

[sleek gull]

Totally. = )

[small mortar]

I imagine in a fight the Jester would hide behind a bigger opponent and laugh at you from a distance while you fight them

[tender canyon]

Pick a card, any card. Step intoooooo se yard 🗣️

[small mortar]

Idk might just be my interpretation of him

[frank flax]

"bathe your blade in zhe bastarduhsdhs bloed"

[unique ember]

If there's anything I want its for the creepy dude at night to be fightable with a swarm of zombies by his side

Like a final boss to the abyss

And he can do cool tarot card things

[tender canyon]

That would be awesome!

[unique ember]

Like wheel of fortune which would be a 1/4 chance of making a card polychrome

[sleek gull]

Using my imagination, so no proof or anything like that. I would think if the Jester was playable, he would have unique animations and a unique fighting style. Otherwise, he would fight like every single other character does. So to make it something special, that would require reworking the entire way a character moves to make it different from all the others. That is A LOT of work. And I don't think this team of 12 people would invest that time.

[frank flax]

ngl

imagine u get close to the jester

[frank flax]

he flips then kicks a barrel lmao

hm

maybe not easy to be implemented in a physics game

[small mortar]

He throws shit in your face, metaphorically or literally depending on the map

[unique ember]

The jester staff could be like the strongest mace

[sleek gull]

Absolutely. It would need a whole new kick animation, otherwise, it would look just as jank as when we kick a barrel lol

[frank flax]

jester walks onto the slums, YEAH IMA BECOME ONE OF THOSE MONKEYS OR WHATEVERS AND THROW SHIT AT YO-

[unique ember]

Nah full monkey style. He just takes a dump and hurls it

[small mortar]

Madagascar

[unique ember]

KING JULIAN!!

[frank flax]

mauricia. i cant. i cant move it- move it anymore :(

[unique ember]

When will Willie be in fortnite

[frank flax]

what

im tryna send an image and it removes it instantly

[small mortar]

Your image stinks probably idk

[frank flax]

it wasnt a -

[small mortar]

[frank flax]

wha

the

fu

[small mortar]

What?

[frank flax]

did my wifi disintegrate or smth

messages in armory aint loading...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :(

ima restart discord

if anyone sees 5 images of a king julien image, sorry, it wont send it on my screen

[unique ember]

Dw I'll make sure to ping thr mods and have you banned

[frank flax]

what

[unique ember]

I kid I kid

[frank flax]

god dammit "service rate source is being limited" that's what I recieve for trying to post an image for my sentence

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478262035950211102/MedalTVHalfSword20260302175706659-tr-edit-1772515475-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[outer zealot]

I finally passed the first boss, and I die and lost the 2nd character seriously

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244313050174197850/1465321234689425592/HS2.5-2.gif

[frank flax]

finally

[quaint ingot]

no idea why my phone is fucking loading discord so slowly today

[covert forge]

i love the dagger

[frank flax]

ngl we need the ability to pop visors up (with certain helmets)

[unique ember]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-mysterio-hurricanrana-chris-jericho-wwe-the-bash-gif-24848921

[unique ember]

I do not get how yall are able to grapple like this

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-face-morgan-freeman-truth-smiling-friends-gif-9987746497298913525

[rapid pond]

This swine stole my arrow

FROM HIS OWN WOUND

[wheat leaf]

Issa bolt

Not a arrow

[unique ember]

Nuh uh

[slow iris]

BRO FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME

[unique ember]

Well why did you throw it up there!

[knotty compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138261744599453716/1321380321920290868/togif.gif

[knotty compass]

does anyone have money i need the game

[silk wagon]

sell cs cases

[knotty compass]

wym'

[silk wagon]

cs2

[knotty compass]

csgo?

[silk wagon]

yea

[knotty compass]

you can make profit off that game?

[silk wagon]

i bought that game for 19 cents so

i do

if you already have 15usd version just return to game play it twice a week and by time you will make it enough to buy half sword

i used to do that back in the time

[spiral crow]

This fucking horse is plaguing my discord chats

[scarlet bolt]

how do you equip clothes and stuff in abyss now

[astral oar]

Not if you dont know how

[gloomy sandal]

might be the coolest looking kick ive hit lol

[astral oar]

There are specific strats that, with lots of "investment" (into a borderline illegal gambling game) you can make profit, though it is unlikely

[astral oar]

Also that guy is smoking crack cause cs2 is free

[buoyant ravine]

First guy didnt even have a chance to breathe

[astral oar]

Also stunt you dont really want the game in its current condition

Wait til like at least 2 more major/main updates come out

Cause the game is practically unplayable rn

[knotty compass]

wasnt really planning on it honestly

i dont really like it

[astral oar]

Fair

[lone zephyr]

i find beauty in unplayable madness

[pearl ferry]

"someone buy me the game"
"i dont like it tho"

?

[lone zephyr]

outside of when the npcs fucking knock me down with a billhook then sit ontop of me and dont knock me out

[pearl ferry]

sounds like a waste of money then innit

[astral oar]

I would if i could like swing my weapons without twirling them like a fucking showman

[lone zephyr]

fuck any npc who does this

murder them gruesemlly

[astral oar]

Yeah no im not worried about performance

[gloomy sandal]

okay it turns out this is way easier to do than i thought it was lol

[astral oar]

Its the actual mechanics that have been turned to shit

[lone zephyr]

they removed the heralds the demo had 0/10

[astral oar]

They removed your weapons collision with yourself as a fix that didnt work at all

So now the game FEELS like shit even more

And looks it

[lone zephyr]

actually

what are these things

i never see them anywhere

[astral oar]

Nonexistant

[lone zephyr]

ahh

[near grotto]

Maybe in terms of money...

[astral oar]

Nobody put a gun to your head and told you to gamble

Or to play with racist autistic children

That's on YOU

[lone zephyr]

tbf gambling in general = bad

[astral oar]

Hot take

Burning actually

[lone zephyr]

ik ik

im wise

[near grotto]

I don't play CS

[lone zephyr]

genius infact

[astral oar]

Most people who gamble like it yk

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-eyeballs-looking-binoculars-resident-evil-gif-5218614413222692600

[small mortar]

CSGO is back separately from CS2 now

[astral oar]

Dont lie to me

[small mortar]

I’m not

[pearl ferry]

WHAT?????? PEOPLE WHO DO A VICE ACTUALLY LIKE THE VICE??? WHAT????? THATS HOW IT WORKS???????????????

[astral oar]

This guy gets it

[small mortar]

You need a link to access the store page but it does exist

[astral oar]

What a smart fella

[small mortar]

Idk why valve did it but they did

[pearl ferry]

when people tell me they have a vice and they have to give me a bullshit excuse like ohhhh it's for my anxiety

like no bitch just say you smoke weed because you want to

simple as

[astral oar]

Okay but what if

That person

Has a bendy ahh spine that hurts alot

[small mortar]

Some people smoke weed to relieve pain

[pearl ferry]

they usually don't

they just want to smoke weed to get high

[astral oar]

How old are you

[pearl ferry]

old enough to have a decade of weedsmoke in my lungs

[small mortar]

Medicinal weed is a very widespread thing where I am

[pearl ferry]

thats good

i smoke because i like it

[lone zephyr]

stupid ass looking helmet

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[pearl ferry]

it protects the hairline

[small mortar]

They have types of weed that also don’t really get you high, one I can’t remember the name of is basically just weed melatonin since it helps you sleep

[astral oar]

Theres roughly 3 million people with medi cards in the US

[astral oar]

cbg, thc-a

cbd

[lone zephyr]

whats a medcard

[small mortar]

Yeah cbd

[astral oar]

I pay the government money and show them documentation of chronic pain, they let me buy weed at a discount

And im 19

[pearl ferry]

I'm telling you right now, not all 3 million of those people have chronic pain issues

they just want weed

[astral oar]

I mean do you know the qualifying symptoms/conditions that can recieve a medi card? Or are you just saying things that you believe

I dont know why they marked me for neurological but lets just ignore that

[pearl ferry]

yeah i know 5 people who marked neurological and got it LOL

[astral oar]

That may be the most abused catagory. Probably along with spasms and nausea

[unique ember]

Have yall seen the key and peel skit where Jordan Peel tries to get a fake prescription for weed lmao

[astral oar]

Maybe

Sounds familliar

[pearl ferry]

so again, I don't believe it, I know that not all 3 million of those people have genuine conditions. but that's ok! its not a bad thing or anything

[unique ember]

Paralyyyyzed

[buoyant ravine]

Do not under estimate the Bo

[unique ember]

Here it is
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_8JtnUpkP0s&pp=ygUSS2V5IGFuZCBwZWVsZSB3ZWVk0gcJCa4KAYcqIYzv

[astral oar]

Lmfao

Yeah i've seen it

Fucking love that actor

AIDS

[small mortar]

Idk if this is how it is in most places but in Ontario you can just buy weed for recreational use if you’re old enough

[astral oar]

Whar

canada?

Texas?

I cant keep track of this shizat

[small mortar]

Canada

[pearl ferry]

there's like 25 states where you can buy weed for fun in the us

[sick lichen]

Just lost my character, without dying 😭

[astral oar]

Happens so often

Broken game

[pearl ferry]

your willie died of old age surrounded by loved willies

[astral oar]

What pisses me off the most is when my willie has an athma attack

Like why the fuck cant you breathe

[sick lichen]

I had all my stuff insured but still sucks that I lost a 150 or so day run

[astral oar]

What mods

I crave that slow motion

[naive cedar]

hello peoples

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478970449676210309/1480634726997037096/2026-3-9_18h32min26s_1920x1080.png?ex=69b0640b&is=69af128b&hm=7c6d5a46bb9327cc8e2735e2c19e02cd86e3abfaa30f8880f7ff6f2b5d5eccb5&

[onyx moon]

why are the ea faces so weird

all of them have atleast one disfiguration

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-are-you-challenging-me-scooby-gif-13519095

[onyx moon]

whether its eyebags, eye size or their expression in general

[naive cedar]

halfsword enhancer im pretty sure

[light pike]

little guy thought his armor would help

thats how you end up slammed into spiky log

[lone zephyr]

skinwalker looking ass

[pearl ferry]

why the fuck do you have digitgrade legs

[light pike]

whenever you become freakishly strong ur legs start to turn white

[bleak frost]

I think they mean the fourth joint just below your knees

[light pike]

oh i dunno

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgSs6is7cEJh29xEo?invite=cr-MSxJamosMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=6

check out this slam tho

[small mortar]

Yeah I would expect that for people in the medieval era

[astral oar]

It doesn't look like the slow motion that they use, but then again i havne't tried enhancer for the EA

[onyx moon]

no but the normal willie was way better

[naive cedar]

enhancer doesn't work for me unfortunatly cuz like

https://tenor.com/view/computer-says-no-carol-beer-no-way-little-britain-trendizisst-gif-14015902623456325888

[light pike]

i feel like the enhancer would make ur half sword work better no?

it has a buncha options that can lower specific graphics settings

[small mortar]

Old Willie was a BUM

[unique ember]

Bring back old Willie

💔

[light pike]

listen i did initially miss old willie but like

the new faces have so much more character

[unique ember]

Wdym

Look at this face

[gritty salmon]

you have to go into windows security (or whatever alternative) and exclude it
then it should work fine

[light pike]

this guy has so much more emotion

ignore the body

[naive cedar]

i did that

[fast canopy]

How’s the college debt

[naive cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-denied-computer-carol-beer-little-britain-gif-4987618

[unique ember]

Tiny Toby i am your biggest fan

[light pike]

i loved playing as tiny toby

gen it was so fun he had so much emotion

its a shame he died

[vapid hull]

What’s your mass?

[warped apex]

I am the best crossbow user

[light pike]

i think i used -3.5 when i was editing it

[unique ember]

Only one paulbearer was needed at his funeral

[light pike]

his weight was like 7 kg's

[vapid hull]

DAmN

I’d say lift some weights, but that might not be possible 😭

[light pike]

any more than -3.5 and it would break him

-5 gave him like 4 arms for some reason

[fast canopy]

Someone actually made it to the baron with this mass

[light pike]

and -4 removed his arms entirely

[vapid hull]

That’s actually horrific

[fast canopy]

Well they werent 7 the whole time it grew ofc

[vapid hull]

You should crank to to -50

[vapid hull]

That’s impressive

[unique ember]

https://tenor.com/view/seraphim-gif-18040493382285881895

[vapid hull]

it doesn’t sound fun though

[light pike]

anything past -10 just makes him dissapear i think

ill give it a shot though

[vapid hull]

He fucking ascends

[unique ember]

Whats the highest you can make it before he starts to break

[light pike]

5 before he collapses under his own weight

[unique ember]

Damn it

I was expecting like 10^32

[light pike]

ok this legitimately is -10

oh my god hes horrifying

[unique ember]

RUN IT

IF YOUR ABLE TO

[light pike]

he cant move he just flies around out of the map

[vapid hull]

Is that fucking Muir 😭

[unique ember]

FUCK

[light pike]

ok i found the absolute bare minimum strength you can have

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/muir-still-wakes-the-deep-muir-still-wakes-the-deep-swtd-swtd-muir-gif-14225646850096725268

[lone zephyr]

ouch

[light pike]

before he fully breaks

-3.7

wait

he gains a new attack at this weight

if you punch his arm moves SUPER fast

[unique ember]

Jojo stand

[vapid hull]

Give him a sword and a polearm thats also 0 weight

[light pike]

he cant even lift his arms properly ion think he could even wield a weapon

no matter how light

[unique ember]

Can you video a fight please

I need to see him in action

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgSL2johO70yXG8UF?invite=cr-MSwzR28sMjg3NjQ4MDQ5

he genuinely fights so crazily

[lone zephyr]

the windmill

[unique ember]

OH JESUS

[light pike]

i cant control his arms they just do that

[unique ember]

They sound like stone tablets beings shot through the air

I love him

[light pike]

this only happens at this strength

he weighs 5 kgs

[unique ember]

What mod is this?

[sand flint]

Helloo might be an over asked question but performance wise will the game get better or will it stay mostly the same?

[light pike]

oh to make the guys look like that i use a save editor

[slow iris]

lmao

[light pike]

they will be working on performance

[unique ember]

I'm quite certain they will do a bunch of work to the performance

They're not just gonna leave it like this

[light pike]

also apparently the forest map actually has a solid skybox

its the only map that has it i think

[warped apex]

Globe

[light pike]

this is whats inside the skyglobe btw

[sand flint]

Okii noted!!

thank uu

[light pike]

do NOT attempt to grab anyone with -3.7 weight

[unique ember]

So like why is grass and trees and shit rendering outside the skybox

[light pike]

its the same map as the one in the slums i think

[unique ember]

That's probably one thing thats messing with performance 😭

[unique ember]

Oh really?

[light pike]

like the outer map seems very similar to the one in the slums

[buoyant ravine]

send us a video

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgSYkCwdbBW-XDQDa?invite=cr-MSxTeWUsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=6

[onyx moon]

y does it look like your hitting a suplex

german

suplex sorry

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgT5TxQZFvt7aP4ny?invite=cr-MSxsRW0sMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=9

barrels dont stand a chance

[ripe lantern]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgT7zbTG2JPtaIe_e?invite=cr-MSxsNlAsNDk5ODk1NzQ0 just learned spin jitsu

[stray carbon]

bro

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgT86VHv9aDsMOgMW?invite=cr-MSx5NEgsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=7

[olive basalt]

fun little thing to do in the demo

[unique ember]

Grab the training dummy

[light pike]

ok one second

here is the skybox for the uhh halls map

looks like a really cool marble

[light pike]

the dummy has defeated me

[unique ember]

LMAO

[onyx moon]

WHAT

[unique ember]

Immovable object meets an unstoppable force

[light pike]

he sent me to the abyss

but not the cool zombie abyss the nothing sadness abyss

[unique ember]

Evil abyss

[light pike]

ok i didnt know there were night skyboxes

this looks genuinely so cool

[gloomy sandal]

hasn't surrendered yet btw, homie is LOCKED in on winning this fist fight

[south hinge]

yo is there any mod similar to the trainer mod from the demo??

[light pike]

the enhancer mod imo is a better version of the trainer mod and its usable in EA

[south hinge]

oh sweet thanks bro

[light pike]

the level of detail on the halls map is really impressive considering how you can barely even see any of it

[radiant widget]

guys how tf do u use ovrdths armory?

[remote crypt]

Erm. Guys. I did it. @wheat leaf

I finally fucking jumped over a polearm

[sleek gull]

very broad question

[remote crypt]

Fizzle have you jumped over a polearm

[sleek gull]

No, but that sounds sick af

[radiant widget]

i dont undesrtand the interface'

[light pike]

this is completely unseeable from the halls map i think it looks really nice

[remote crypt]

Dude look at that clip

I finally did it

[radiant widget]

like i dont kknow how to load things in

[sleek gull]

You first load your save file. Then select the weapon you want to edit. When you are done editting, click Save to .sav

[quaint wind]

How tf do you jump

[sleek gull]

Hold space, then release

[quaint wind]

Wow, I didn't even know

[remote crypt]

Hold space ye.

You go into a crouch

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-i-repent-likee-gif-16270484652569437873

This is massive

[radiant widget]

i cant open any of my saves

[quaint wind]

I can learn to do a spin kick

[light pike]

this angle is also like unseeable

i love the halls map ngl though its probably one of the prettiest

[quaint wind]

OOHH SHIT

I accidently said a slur, I'm so sorry mods

I meant spin kick, I was typing too fast

Jumping spin kick

Fuck

[gloomy sandal]

jumping kicks seem to be REALLY hard, as someone who really likes kicking and has done a ton of experimenting

jumping spin kick is probably impossible

but i welcome you to try lol

[outer zealot]

I finally passed the first boss, and I die and lost the 2nd character seriously

[light pike]

this really seems like the max you can see outside of the halls

[light pike]

whos that guy

[gloomy sandal]

ENHANCE

[light pike]

i forgot about these windows

[light pike]

im suprised yall pointed out that guy first

when there is like one in all of the images i sent

[wheat leaf]

Prob the first person to do that I’d say

[radiant widget]

@sleek gullit doesnt work for me cuz when i open saves with localappdata it shows normally but when i do it with the in armory thing it shows only saves from half sword demo

[remote crypt]

[sleek gull]

Do you have the file named Gameprogress?

[light pike]

i love the sky spheres in this game they all look wonderful

[gloomy sandal]

practicing kicks is kind of addicting lol

[radiant widget]

ye but only when i open it with appdata and the in armory files dont work for sum reason

[sleek gull]

Dang, thats about all the experience I have with it.

I'd suggest asking in the https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1315732845666238484 channel

[quaint wind]

Back in the beta, I was doing crazy shit

Not beta, demo

I was doing arm bars and shit, breaking arms, leg catches

[outer zealot]

One question, if I die I lost all the progress?

[wheat leaf]

Legendary accomplishment, I gotta try that shit asap lmao

[remote crypt]

Dude ive been trying forever

and if it truly is world's first

That's my third.

We need a Bullfrog's Guild (jumping people)

[quaint wind]

W kicks

Hook kicks are awesome

[remote crypt]

It isn't demo level but demo was fkn insane

[quaint wind]

If you die in the abyss you lose character development

And anything your wearing

But you keep your box of stuff

[outer zealot]

Ohh

I die with the second character and fall into the abyss and I don’t know how to get out of there

[remote crypt]

Yeah unless its insured @quaint wind then you just gotta refresh chest.

[outer zealot]

If u die u fall directly?

[remote crypt]

How many souls wanted revenge?

[outer zealot]

I don’t know

Many

[remote crypt]

It'll give you a number of people that became revenants if you died and saved your soul

those are people you've killed in progression that want a second shot at the belt

[outer zealot]

Ohhhh

Ok

So it’s a second chance?

[remote crypt]

Think if Apollo Creed came back from the dead to go after Ivan Drago again. But you're Ivan.

[remote crypt]

Yeah its a second chance mechanic for you.

[wheat leaf]

I’d say at minimum it’s the worlds first intentional, lord knows some random has done it unintentionally and never noticed

[remote crypt]

[quaint wind]

Exactly, anyone you kill from the start of the game are the same people you have to kill in the abyss, and if you beat the abyss it restarts

You can pay off the souls at night with the mysterious guy

[wheat leaf]

Now do it again but straight into an overhead strike

Thwomp em

[remote crypt]

The abyss has two modes. Progression Second Chance and Abyss Standalone

[outer zealot]

And Is it mandatory to go through there?

[remote crypt]

SoonTM. I technically did do an overhead pommel.

[remote crypt]

If you die, and save your soul yes. You have to fight the fellas that want to drag you to hell with them.

[quaint wind]

If you have the cash, you can pay the souls off

I think it's 10 pfennings a soul

[outer zealot]

What cash?

[remote crypt]

But you can pay the weird religious nut 10 pfennings a soul at night to clear it.

[outer zealot]

Im in the demo

[remote crypt]

Oh

[quaint wind]

Oh

[remote crypt]

🤣

[quaint wind]

Wow

[remote crypt]

Demo abyss is different than EA abyss.

[wheat leaf]

Straight down into halfsword behind their head and sawing 🤤

[remote crypt]

Demo Abyss in gauntlet you have to beat up to your tier.

[outer zealot]

I can’t afford the game

[remote crypt]

Perhaps. Moving your mouse while airborne leads to falling on your face usually.

[quaint wind]

Too bad bro

[outer zealot]

So what do I do?

[wispy patio]

I love the idea of the abyss zombies but I don’t know why polearms behave differently there (in the abyss)

[warped apex]

baked like a cake

@remote crypt finished this

and didn't know how to end it

no ending is best ending

[quaint wind]

I mean, demo abyss doesn't really take anything from you if you die

[wispy patio]

Like they are heavier, and harder to swing and then also harder to bring up after swinging downwards

[warped apex]

I can now block / grapple with the crossbow

[wheat leaf]

I find I just can’t aim for shit midair lol

[quaint wind]

That happens when you fall and pick the weapon back up I think

[remote crypt]

Well think like cats how they move midair. You twist upper body it moves lower.

[outer zealot]

Yes, I die with the second character and I lost the character

[quaint wind]

Oh, I never did demo abyss so I wouldn't know anything

[wheat leaf]

I’ll try with low gravity and see what happens lol

[remote crypt]

End it with you getting brained or smth. Something funny.

[outer zealot]

Don’t worry

[wispy patio]

? You’re talking about the fall at the start?

[remote crypt]

Willie Space Program

[quaint wind]

Yes, whenever I fall in game and pick the weapon back up, it's harder to swing

[outer zealot]

So what do I do to have the character, just kill the souls?

[warped apex]

@remote crypt

[wispy patio]

Damn, it’s really a pain to wield those polearms in the abyss and it ruins the fun

[quaint wind]

Whenever I fell in the abyss, I just ended the game and started over

[remote crypt]

Cut it off the frame you get redscreen

[remote crypt]

like this

[warped apex]

I got another buckler trickshot

[outer zealot]

So if I die and fall into the abyss I just close the game?

[quaint wind]

True

[quaint wind]

That's what I did, I don't know what you should do though

Just fight until it's over I guess

[outer zealot]

You know if Is there any way to avoid doing it?

[quaint wind]

I think you have to fight until you beat the boss of whatever tier you graduated from last

[quaint wind]

Don't die, that's the only way

[warped apex]

I am hearing talk of the demo abyss

from the gauntlet?

[quaint wind]

Yes

[warped apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1464329239300935732/praying-crying-pray.gif

I beat that mode over? 140 times

[outer zealot]

The hard way

[quaint wind]

I lowk learned to not die

[humble iris]

Death

[wispy patio]

Does the free mode let you pick who you fight and what weapons you have

In the ea

[warped apex]

yes

not champions however

not yet anyway

[wispy patio]

I heard you have to insure weapons in the progression mode in order to have them in free mode

[sleek gull]

this is true

[quaint wind]

I may not be flashy, but I don't die

Like at all

[humble iris]

Yes

Free mode is pretty restricted in some regions

[wispy patio]

Why😭

[humble iris]

You can only pick what type of enemy you fight, how many, and what you have (of course after insuring it)

Thats basically it !!!!!!!

[dusky crane]

how do i properly use the sword thrust mode

with like the 4 diff positions

how do i even stab with it

[humble iris]

Thats the thing

you dont

Atleast from what ive heard stabbing kinda stinks right now

[dusky crane]

well yeah but what i do rn is a hackjob

how do i use the 4 positions

to do cuts and thrusts

like an actual fencer

instead of flailing it around

[humble iris]

Yeah so

You dont

[wispy patio]

I never knew how to stab properly it always goes downwards instead of forwards

[humble iris]

Not now atleast

[quaint wind]

Ohhh you mean swords

I hate stabbing with swords

[humble iris]

Wrists (yes this is repetitive!!) are not really up to par Right now

[quaint wind]

The wrists are too floppy

[humble iris]

So cutting, stabbing, whatever with swords are

Not gonna be really good

Once they get better in a patch (hopefully that comes with the next update) then maybe you can do some more legitimate strats

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

[humble iris]

Ye

[wise halo]

can't wait for the new update

so curious what they will bring

[brazen goblet]

hold left alt, do smaller movements instead of large swings. theres like a halfway point that will hold a different stance

[wise halo]

yeah but with arming sword it's weird

[dusky crane]

i just got a longsword

this is way better

[brazen goblet]

its alll gonna be weird, youve gotta practice with individual weapons

[dusky crane]

stole it off a random guy

im not even supposed to have this in peasant

[wise halo]

arming sword isn't really stabbing it's holding the sword above your head while holding ALT

[brazen goblet]

thats wthe ticket, insure it ASAP

[brazen goblet]

true, i forgot the smaller weapons do a flourish instead

can still double click but its not gonna really thrust the weapon, just hold it outwards to create space or close space

[wise halo]

yeah double click I dont want to use because of how you cannot handle it really it's just a straight full forward stab