halfsword-chat-⚔

[bold jacinth]

holy fuck

can you teach me how

[light pike]

i would give him clothes but they simply do not fit

i used a website to do it

im p sure theres a tutorial online

ill send it to you once i find it

[bold jacinth]

the website or the tutorial

[light pike]

the tutorial

[lavish axle]

is that an update?

[bold jacinth]

aight thx

[light pike]

also a plus of becoming the largest man alive you become immune to bees

[bold jacinth]

theres bees?

[sand kestrel]

they should add the spending time with your family

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286541749094846527/1290277887542558761/image0.gif

[light pike]

yeah on the like forest map theres beehives

or wasps nests im not too sure

[spiral crow]

For the love of my life I cannot figure out if this GIF is AI or a very enthusiastic reconstructionist

[sand kestrel]

its not ai

[light pike]

horse attack

[karmic dawn]

how can i reset my progression

[spiral crow]

Retire and make a new willie a beggar

Or fucking die and make new willie a beggar

[frank hatch]

Average reenactor moment, when I did took part in our local Civil War reenactment, I tackled the opposing bugalar.

I was shot 26 times

[karmic dawn]

but i still have all my equipment and money

[spiral crow]

Sell them ig

[karmic dawn]

can i delet my save?

[frank hatch]

Make the new Willie earn it back

[spiral crow]

If you meddle with the files yeah

[bold jacinth]

oop silly me

[frank hatch]

H-Homelander?

[bold jacinth]

axe perfectly to the bottom of the pelvis

butchers cut

[light pike]

he didnt even see me pass him

[frank hatch]

Seems like you've sold some pieces already

[light pike]

im too fast

[frank hatch]

"He's behind me isnt he"

[light pike]

i caught him.

[bold jacinth]

6'5 and bro still brought a mining pick to the cellar

short king with axe for the win

[humble iris]

hat removal service

[bold jacinth]

i blew his toupee off

[humble iris]

grapple good.. grapple great...

the clinch was too strong he decided to finish it himself

[light pike]

lowkey made him emo by throwing him

[light pike]

hows ur blade green

[sly bay]

Get rid of the abyss that shit is so annoying

[humble iris]

my hat

[light pike]

dont die 🤷

[humble iris]

save editing

in the demo

[ruby glade]

The abyss is fine theoretically but Im almost certain the physics is fucked up somehow

[light pike]

you can also literally pay a guy at night to not deal with the abyss as long as you have the means to afford it

if you dont kill ppl the abyss isnt an issue

[wheat leaf]

Krill issue

Get hauberk and standard they can’t bite through it lol

[rapid pond]

major lack of skill sadly

theres a lot of ways to avoid it

[bold jacinth]

"face this brute" ok

[bold jacinth]

21 points is alot of money to dodge once then split a guy open

[humble iris]

i hate to say this term ("skill issue") but the abyss is like the only part of the game where the ai manages to get worse than the original ones

so it IS a skill issue

[bold jacinth]

first weapon

1000 gram mace for bashing bones in

weight makes it fumble around but thats good for speed

i like that you can halfsword this

i am really just up close bashing people

good weapon

also this place got a glowup

god DAMN

the bone condensor works well

absolutely humbling some people

[rigid cairn]

unfaltering

[bold jacinth]

damn even the handle has good dmg

[onyx moon]

coward, you say

[bold jacinth]

oh crap i love this new environment

[rigid cairn]

getting hit in the face with a bigass stick hurts? preposterous

[onyx moon]

tackle

[bold jacinth]

this is my first forged weapon and my first time playing. im very proud of my bigass stick

[rigid cairn]

i wish i could forge some bullshit

[ruby glade]

Ive not considered just making a big stick. Im simply too addicted to poleaxes

[rigid cairn]

alas, i am broke

and have a bad pc

[bold jacinth]

oh cool im a peasant now

campaign is way more fun now i gotta say

jelsoos

[onyx moon]

2 ball kicks

is it over

[dark thistle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/alien-aliens-paranormal-tv-3oEjHB1lWgaM1WJ4fS

[ruby glade]

He died aura farming

[dark thistle]

thats a perfect run up and kick to the head angle

[bold jacinth]

condolences

new fav execution method

[onyx moon]

sent bro reeling from a punch n kick

[bold jacinth]

they killed the horse...

i will kill every willie as revenge

i declare willocide

[onyx moon]

what is he doin

this one throw one tapped him

[bold jacinth]

do i do it

also how do i put hat on

nvm i got it

i wish Skogsduva wasnt such a good weapon. its one tap and i kinda wanna actually fight

ill turn npc dmg down to low

[onyx moon]

bro got a tombstone from the fence

[dire moon]

Willie lost his arm in a prior fight?

[dire moon]

Is this a thing or going to be a thing?

Willie can lose an arm or hand in a prior fight but continue?

[bold jacinth]

"when you hear the thunder...when the storm...comes for you...remember me."

[frank hatch]

AI wanting the smoke

[sand kestrel]

ohio left hand

[main orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

Best gif ive ever seen

[bold flint]

will the game work on rx 6600

[lavish storm]

probably yea

just not very well since i cant get consistent 70 fps without stutters on a 5070

[bold flint]

aight thanks

[bold jacinth]

actually beautiful game

[past kestrel]

114KG willie at day 922

im literally 60KG stronger than a beggar willie

[bold jacinth]

LOVE ME
-# LOVE ME

LOVE ME

[warped apex]

The Best Crossbowman in Frakenburg

[knotty compass]

@waxen sonnet

jesus christ ive just seen your latest video

thats one thin man

😭

[bold jacinth]

How do i go about using it

[waxen sonnet]

I'm glad that my suffering & the suffering of my willie was noticed 🤣 thanks for watching, amigo!

[warped apex]

Grab it, and use it

[knotty compass]

of course!

[bold jacinth]

mm. thanks.

[knotty compass]

the crossbow was never meant to be fired

it was meant to smack

[warped apex]

I've over 1800hrs now played...

Help

[knotty compass]

and i STILL dont have the game

slide 25 dollars

🙏

[knotty compass]

jesus

[warped apex]

Sorry pimp ate good today in town and I'm broke

[warped apex]

I need a preformance guide badly

120 fps isn't enough

I need 200

[bold jacinth]

my collars brown and my neck is red
been slcing like a dog to keep my family fed

[prime copper]

anyone have any intel on the crossbows?

[warped apex]

@prime copper you can do this with it

[knotty compass]

dude im telling you once i get half sword

im making videos on it

[analog zenith]

just load it go into first person and aim it's not that hard

[knotty compass]

i know how to edit thank god

[prime copper]

How did you do it single handed?

[warped apex]

Backshot the demo

[knotty compass]

bro

😭

[analog zenith]

you need both

[knotty compass]

im gonna get the demo just to try out the game

[warped apex]

I've 1000hrs in the demo

[prime copper]

Look at the vid

[warped apex]

I did

[bold jacinth]

woohooo commoner

[prime copper]

I still can't throw things that well

[warped apex]

@prime copper skill tissue

[prime copper]

i alr know bro TwT

[bold jacinth]

i have developed the skill of kicking swords

[prime copper]

also the cursor is still broken for me is that normal?

[warped apex]

I'm learning to block/grapple with the crossbow

[knotty compass]

wait guys question

you know how you can make your own weapons ingame

what about flails

[prime copper]

Idk about that

[warped apex]

I just want nunchucks honestly

[analog zenith]

this is how you win

[prime copper]

maybe in a future update

[knotty compass]

oooo

[prime copper]

any thoughts?

[lapis kraken]

Does anyone feel the gore still isn’t as nice looking or satisfying as the Demo.

[knotty compass]

wdym?

[chrome gust]

speaking of which...why no updates lol

[knotty compass]

btw how do i get image permissions

[chrome gust]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-hands-up-druski-shrug-druski-idk-meme-gif-7093177929627107381

[lapis kraken]

The skin gets really blocky and jagged when cut. It feels like it’s a single layer that “tears” similar to paper. In the demo, it seemed smoother.

[bold jacinth]

had to carry him home

apparently theres no lose condition for errands. a structure fell on him

bruh

[covert forge]

i love how enemies in free mode always have shields

[bold jacinth]

"fuck yau" from a defenseless drunkard to an armored mercenary

im gonna beat this guy to death and bring his carcass home

[stone vine]

ok i see what people are on about when they say they dislike the abyss

[warped apex]

you only need to but cut off a foot

[stone vine]

im stuck in the coffin rn brah 😭

[warped apex]

I like the zombie abyss

it's terrible, In a good way

[stone vine]

ok i got out but it slingshotted my sword across the abyss

[warped apex]

good

now fight hand to hand

[sharp orchid]

now thats a proper drunkard

[warm void]

I love how you can just steal everything of the drunkard.

Kill the drunkard.

And the mission would still go on

[sharp orchid]

also i just noticed that weird circular cage thingy for the torch doesnt have a shadow

[warm void]

Either lighting error or level of lighting.

[bold jacinth]

oh great now his friends are coming to mug me or smth

[sharp orchid]

beat they ass and bring him to his house

[bold jacinth]

the man in merde fears no pickpocket

[sharp orchid]

I didnt even hit the jump key my guy just didnt want to live anymore

[frank hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865797412034445312/1479953875279675518/Mustvebeenthewind.mp4?ex=69ade9f4&is=69ac9874&hm=0a93d095eebd9fceec5a2511406621427f0eadaffe5ccc57488f01640d258d6d&

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1479654084037316749/MedalTVHalfSword20260306203215382-tr-edit-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[somber rock]

Dude

[bold jacinth]

the man in merde fears not

[somber rock]

I wish recorded my death to someone stepping on a shield and it went Mach fuck and killed me

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476736945739661463/MedalTVHalfSword20260223191228288-tr-edit-aef4-1772151778-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[somber rock]

I love that

[bold jacinth]

your jugular is a priveledge and im revoking it

[sharp orchid]

"now now franz, if you eat your brocoli you can play with your jugular"

[somber rock]

I feel like I kill everyone I get in a fight with even when I’m not trying to does the slicing feel a lil to good?

[past kestrel]

piñata! (:

[sharp orchid]

slicing is far too op even against armor

[sharp orchid]

you got his ass DAMN

[gritty salmon]

uhh i mean its realistic but like yeah

dont.. slice people if you want to spare them

[gritty salmon]

you can go for a pommel strike via holding your weapon high in the air, going close, and then smashing them quickly without fully extending

[frank hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599819033319178241/1479660966282137722/Ouch.mp4?ex=69acd929&is=69ab87a9&hm=42c427f9bf6ec10ba66a541265890703b507bf2e87245fbcab448157927e513c&

[sharp orchid]

you can also do it with the head of the weapon if its heavy enough

[molten sigil]

there are carpets?

i thought it was light

[frank hatch]

And beautifully tiled flooring
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865797412034445312/1479945581093720154/Slash.mp4?ex=69ade23a&is=69ac90ba&hm=a7e870e41f33768eb99ac84e2790eafa002b7ee709a4e19a3e2e3f6c4920294d&

[granite glacier]

Sorry had to work late shift. I’ve read LOTR but that was ages ago. Could read those again. Haven’t read the Hobbit but I could absolutely do that.

With Witcher, I’ve read Last Wish but past that and somehow it lost me. I can give that one another try.

Reading is such a great activity but I just don’t give myself enough time to enjoy it. Just YouTube slop currently.

[molten sigil]

whuh?!??!?{>?2!?!1?!

[warped apex]

My striking is slowly getting better

blocking & parrying is stupidly hard now, but oh well I'll learn

[molten sigil]

do you actually play on first person or is just the recordinh

[warped apex]

I am the first person gamer

[warped apex]

@molten sigil official first person gamer

[warped apex]

is that a copper sledge hammer lol

[sharp orchid]

yes indeed

[atomic patio]

Sorry to interrupt your conversation but I'm having an issue. A skill issue to be precise

I have been playing half sword ever since it launched (with some breaks). How do you guys make your moves so... intentful and precise? My swings are always quite chaotic (which is fun sometimes). Sometimes I get stabs right, other times by sheer luck my swing goes as intended, other than that - grappling, halfswording and frantic swinging left and right...
My question is... HOW? Other people are able to even execute real techniques from Fiore di Battaglia and me? damn...

[molten sigil]

i think you're the first first person gamer

how do you even

like

how

[warped apex]

I just want a mod that replaces shoes with these

or crocs

[molten sigil]

how do you how like how do you like how

[sharp orchid]

i'd say it has to do with control over the mouse, its a lot easier to do it with lower sensitivity cuz then you have an easier time controlling precise movements

[warped apex]

I've played this darn game over 1800hrs

that may just help alittle

@molten sigil

[frank hatch]

I'd start with lowering the in game sensitivity, it's a huge part of the control factor, ensuring that movements aren't too drastic and nor over-compesenating

[warped apex]

@molten sigil 1000hrs of demo gameplay

[molten sigil]

i spent less time with my family

[atomic patio]

yeah, on lower sensitivity I'm too slow to react to enemy but... I will try

[molten sigil]

gennegneuoly how the fuck

[warped apex]

nonesense

I'm on 450 dpi

[atomic patio]

Thanks guys, maybe that's the way

[frank hatch]

I also have my lock on sensitivity all the way down, it has a draw of the weapon which sometimes can effect the accuracy of where you want it to go

[proud cliff]

anticipate the opponent's movements so that you don't need to make big moves to respond

[sharp orchid]

thats pretty low tbh, im at 1.2k

[warped apex]

exactly

low sensitivity for the win

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477783470997504091/MedalTVHalfSword20260301162029320-tr-edit-1772400397-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[frank hatch]

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast

[warped apex]

@frank hatch truer words have never been uttered

[bold jacinth]

low graphics was lying this map is beautiful

[frank hatch]

Has the best view, if it weren't for being in the shitter pits

[sharp orchid]

tbh high dpi is better cuz i can do shit like this

[bold jacinth]

holy peak

[warped apex]

grappling with the crossbow is fun

[bold jacinth]

im stuck

[brave grail]

ok i didn't know you could actually get past the bridge in slums

[warped apex]

it didn't kill him lol

[warped apex]

really lol @brave grail

[brave grail]

yeah

[warped apex]

there's a bunch of loot over there sometimes

[brave grail]

if you move slowly enough you can get to the other side

[warped apex]

up to 3 chests

[brave grail]

damn

got unlucky then

found nothing and then i walked far enough that the game just insta-pressed g for me

[gritty salmon]

why there a barcode here

[bold jacinth]

scan it

also i love this

[gritty salmon]

i knocked him to the floor with one sword hit to the head and he gave up immediately

[molten sigil]

why are all of your videos frozen

[gritty salmon]

ahahahahaha

[sharp orchid]

medal is broken af when it comes to sending clips, its a lot worse on mobile and whatnot idk why

[spiral crow]

Imagine walking through the enchanted forest and seeing this

[molten sigil]

damn

[sharp orchid]

if you see this in a forest, you didnt

[gritty salmon]

WJAT

i hit him on the head with the guard and his helmet went flying

hes also still alive

excuse me game

[sullen ferry]

so is this gamef ull sword or half sword

[brave grail]

hmmm

i wonder

if you kill the baron in the tourney and then go to the abyss, and kill it again, can you get its weapons once more?

[sullen ferry]

wait

[brave grail]

maybe its armor

[sharp orchid]

you can get his weapons, but idk about his armor

[spiral crow]

Huh

Hm

We should test

[olive basin]

Not his armour, cant be removed even in abyss

[sullen ferry]

if the early access is halfs word does that mean the demo was quarter sword

[olive basin]

Other than getting it from the lord torny

[brave grail]

shame

[bold jacinth]

how is he still alive? his head is sliding around

[spiral crow]

"Hah! You fool! You can't damage brain, I never had it!" - me after having my helmet knocked off by a pollax

[sullen ferry]

the inevitable human spirit to stay alive

[bold jacinth]

damn 2 in a row

WHAT THE FUCK

BOTH ENDS ARE STILL MOVING

[runic fable]

curious as to how to play gauntlet mode???

[runic fable]

sorry im playing the demo

[bold jacinth]

its moving

[runic fable]

prob no available on the demo

[bold jacinth]

kill your way through the gamemode to climb ranks

you have to kill an increasing amount of people per rank in order to move on

[runic fable]

when i clock on free mode gauntlet mode pops up when i clock that it brings me back to the free mode option again lol

is gauntlet mode on the demo?

[bold jacinth]

dont click on it again once gauntlet pops up

[bold jacinth]

its not moving

[open condor]

man i have 65 souls after me, any way i can avoid doing it?

[olive basin]

You could pay the guy off, he shows up at night, or get lucky and kill em all

[open condor]

how do i pay him off

im already in the abyss

[olive basin]

Oh, if you already in the abyss you can't

[open condor]

killing them is easy, its just that it is time consuming

[spiral crow]

I just found out I can pick up my downed mercs and they are back into battle

Neat feature

Can imagine my willie saying "Wake the fuck up Willie we have a Baron to bludgen"

[warped apex]

rondel is the best worst weapon in game

[cerulean pivot]

im scared bro 😭

[obtuse silo]

I just managed to get back up from a knockdown by blocking a follow-up smash by halfswording my greatsword and pushing it back. Sick.

[wind charm]

I keep that RONDEL on me
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308844790070382643/1479613683956191473/23.mp4?ex=69ad55e0&is=69ac0460&hm=dbf20f19647f2d8941353600e24cb778c3eec712667fbf0295584ba524a70b67&

[grave pecan]

damn

[grave pecan]

what video is this

[thorny whale]

The cauldron is hollow!

[warped apex]

3 blocks in a row with the crossbow into a headshot

died the round after but I still felt pretty cool

[wind charm]

It's the one in working on atm

[grave pecan]

any name planned

so i can search for it

when yo urelease it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312993706701492256/1386913185172291666/da6de031-6b13-47e3-b051-ae01b5ad21dc.webp

i'm still a beggar

[copper remnant]

i won

fought with 1 arm

lmao

[wind charm]

Halfsword RemotePlay Multiplayer 0.6 Tutorial, or something along those lines

[grave pecan]

fire

i remember my last few times ih ave played remote play

lets say it didnt go well

my friend for sum reason was controlling my character so i had to control his character

progression was fun but it crashed often
1v1ing in freemode was fun but playing on a controller in half sword is meh so we struggled lol

it's fun, needs some tweaking tho

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308844790070382643/1470776093098246157/5.mp4?ex=69ad7bfa&is=69ac2a7a&hm=e47d4f1a345e567bbab412e3a39a3f9c3364cd07c227b1e33cad8df048b062fd&
The enhancer mod works and is also a ton of fun

[lunar compass]

the baron beak and sword is so fucking op bro

[grave pecan]

really did not know that

[grave pecan]

its deserved to be honest

getting that far and all

[lunar compass]

i wish we could use two keyboard

[grave pecan]

i have a theory they will work on multiplayer without controllers once they release the game

maybe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312993706701492256/1386913185172291666/da6de031-6b13-47e3-b051-ae01b5ad21dc.webp

[lunar compass]

a mod would be great lowk

[short cloud]

guys is this tuff

[grave pecan]

most mods in the demo were just customized weapons and nothing much

i dont expect much from modding

[lunar compass]

it will happen i know it

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477876957080322088/MedalTVHalfSword20260228194043452-tr-edit-1772423514-ezgif.com-speed_1.gif

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[grave pecan]

unreleased

[lunar compass]

why do people even use spaulders instead of pauldrons

[wind charm]

They are hindered, they will be unchained

[thorny whale]

find the body in this screenshot

[sharp orchid]

yeah i found him hes right there

[grave pecan]

i think its here i dont know man this is too hard i give up

[lunar compass]

pauldrons are litteraly so fucking good i love them

geniunely makes u a tank

im having fun doing riots

weapon less

just fully armored

punching them as they cant fight back

and with gloves

[grave pecan]

whats the difference

[grave pecan]

riot sucks

[lunar compass]

hold on let me show

[grave pecan]

lags my game

and they're too weak

not really a challenge

demo did this way better by making everyone in the riot able to deal damage

like they werent beggars and peasents

[lunar compass]

so this is pauldrons

and this is spaulders

now i dont think i should have to explain with is better

[grave pecan]

0 chance of that part getting hit at all

[lunar compass]

? it's litteraly one of the most likely to get hit if they miss yo head

[grave pecan]

your hauberk would protect it anyways

[tall dagger]

he caught it 😭

[lunar compass]

no actually

[grave pecan]

also they fucked carnage holy shit

[lunar compass]

some would pierce

[grave pecan]

instead of like 3 willies

its now 5 to 4

shit lags my game alot

15 to 2 fps

[copper remnant]

what am i seeing bro

90 fps

[sharp orchid]

it varies at random from 3 to 5

[lunar compass]

they js made carnage good bro

[grave pecan]

i rarely see 3

[grave pecan]

yes i love bloatslop and lagslop please lag my game

[copper remnant]

just dont play carnage then bro

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-bait-or-low-iq-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-call-it-bait-or-gif-11665902714889208022

[lunar compass]

putting slop after random words doesnt make your thoughts any smarter bro

[grave pecan]

thats what i do

[copper remnant]

so theres no problem

[grave pecan]

been doing since i played carnage and found it they made it shit

[copper remnant]

this player model is based on me btw

[lunar compass]

soooo since ur pc is ass the carnage mode is shit ?

just kidding the optimization sucks

but like

[copper remnant]

whats ur gpu btw

[sharp orchid]

literally first game i booted up there were 3

[copper remnant]

i get 50 fps on 4060

[lunar compass]

ur reasoning is actually fucking dumb

[lunar compass]

a 6800 i was mostly joking

the optimization is hot ass

[copper remnant]

I should NOT be getting 50 fps on 1080p

on 4060

LOW GRAPHCIS

[grave pecan]

its literally not

[lunar compass]

his reasoning is just hella stupid

[grave pecan]

i just dont wanna play agaisnt 5 willies with the lowest hells of fps

its that simple

[lunar compass]

"oooh nooo the game lags cause of shit optimization now the carnage mode is at fault"

[copper remnant]

guys i dont play games they lag

[grave pecan]

yeah cuz there are more of them

[copper remnant]

guys i dont play sandbox gamess they lag when i play it properly

[lunar compass]

i showed u my stick please respond

[lunar compass]

ok so like

[grave pecan]

1457 hours on gmod

[lunar compass]

hear me out

what if

they optimized the game

[copper remnant]

i got 1458 hrs on it bro

[lunar compass]

so it would actually run decently

[grave pecan]

then i would like it

they ruined it for me

[copper remnant]

we get it bro

we just trollign

[lunar compass]

then is it a carnage gamemode fault ?

[copper remnant]

HE SAID IT RUINED IT FOR HIM

PERSONAL

[sharp orchid]

"yeah bro, I hate carnage becuase they added more carnage"

[grave pecan]

no because it lags like shit

[lunar compass]

which is aaaaa :
A. game issue
B. gamemode issue
C. optimization issue
D. trivago

[grave pecan]

C

[sharp orchid]

everything in this game lags like shit js deal with it until they optimize it

[gusty pulsar]

🥺🤧

[sharp orchid]

for the mixed reviews part

[simple relic]

how many classes are there in half sword

ik that there is lord

[grave pecan]

7 on EA

there isnt baron tier yet

[simple relic]

oh

how do you get the full baron armor?

[sharp orchid]

9. In order its Beggar, Peasant, Commoner, Militia, Soldier, Veteran, Man at arms, Knight, and Lord

[grave pecan]

beating him few times

[simple relic]

ok

[grave pecan]

oh yeah its actually 9

oop

[sharp orchid]

cool stab

[grave pecan]

hes frozen inplace

[lunar compass]

man fuck are u running the game on

[wheat leaf]

i hada similar one with this dude slumped over

[deep shale]

patchie when

[wheat leaf]

as the oldheads would say, tomorrow

[grave pecan]

running the game on low

due to how shit optimization is in it

[lunar compass]

ur pc

not ur settings 💔

[wheat leaf]

i swear my low dont even look that low

[grave pecan]

its something that happens

sometimes my textures are high quality and they become clay at times

[humble iris]

thats the wrong clip

woopsie

[deep shale]

that did happen and it was excellent

[bold jacinth]

abyss is fucking terrifying

[humble iris]

thats the right one

[bold jacinth]

the zombies do unreasonable damage and soak up your damage

[deep shale]

just dont go there as a commoner

your armor can soak up zombie bites too

[grave pecan]

dont go there as a commoner like gary soup said

armor negates zombies entirely too

they also dont spawn with helmets that cover their entire head

[deep shale]

make sure you grab the goblets so you can fill them up with holy water to heal

[bold jacinth]

im a commoner rn but i went to abyss optionally. does that matter

[grave pecan]

dunno

also uh

forget it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457973238025031864/1473668541248049254/8DFE1021E1646ED48F552930C47A6568.gif

[bold jacinth]

?

[grave pecan]

i was gonna ask if you know how to steal armor

pretty useful on late game

[bold jacinth]

yep

stole helmet

[grave pecan]

i mean early

[grave pecan]

abyss gave me goodies

[deep shale]

ive had zombies who wouldn't die until after removing their helmet

and hitting them

[grave pecan]

i'm at peasent too

[bold jacinth]

wait you can keep stuff you get from abyss

[grave pecan]

yeah

if u have it on ur inventory or ur wearing it

you basically keep it

[bold jacinth]

ok if i chose abyss from main menu, do i still keep it in campaign

[grave pecan]

no

[bold jacinth]

fuck

[grave pecan]

abyss from the main menu is different

you dont win in the abyss main menu too

its infinite

[bold jacinth]

is billhook or pollaxe better?

[grave pecan]

both are good

pollaxe tho

[fast canopy]

blunt damage is absolutely busted rn so go for pollaxe

[wheat leaf]

pollaxe easily #1 ingame rn

[lunar compass]

baron beak mogs everything

[grave pecan]

yeah but you cant obtain it at the start so he better go with a pollaxe

[wheat leaf]

i prefer short pollaxes to barons beak as enemies cant bind your weapon as easily

[lunar compass]

early game warstaff

[grave pecan]

baron beak is so insane

you can swing it pretty fast and also high blunt damage

[lunar compass]

dude his sword is even better

[grave pecan]

i don't use it often

[lunar compass]

his sword is a sharp blunt weapon

[grave pecan]

yeah ik

pretty long

[bold jacinth]

"faulk you" okay bud

[lunar compass]

heavy too

[fresh warren]

Buddy got possessed by the fog

[lunar compass]

and straight up op

im slaughtering every riot now

[grave pecan]

crossbow best early game weapon tbh

[lunar compass]

TRUE

if only ennemies didnt have random forcefields bro

[grave pecan]

or when the arrow flies out

like

[gusty pulsar]

bonus points if you get a crossbow stab

[grave pecan]

it just flies up or curves somehow in the air and ends up bouncing of the enemy

or when it just bounces of the enemy too

[lunar compass]

man this sword is so good

shit feels unfair 😭

[spiral crow]

Anone wanna see a medieval meme I doodled

[grave pecan]

arrow flew out of him

good thing i always bring sum backup

[humble iris]

full of cuts and bruises and somehow won this

and that last hit has gotta hurt

[gusty pulsar]

i love moments like these

[lunar compass]

i caught a fish

[wheat leaf]

he prob wont even remember it xD

[humble iris]

oh don't worry i already used his own knife to give him a few things he cant forget

he'll leave with some memories

[lunar compass]

sometime i solo riots with a pocket knife

for the funny

it's just so funny and scary to thinkl about

a riot

6 armed people

or 5 idk

all taken care of with a single knife

[wheat leaf]

this what im taking into the abyss, fml

[grave pecan]

blunt damage actually sucks in the EA dude

i literally just touched the tip

[lunar compass]

u can take items in the abyss ?

[wheat leaf]

nah i mean i died but i got the bluntest hammer known to man

blunt does terribly against zombies

[lunar compass]

also fuck im so sad that the baron use

spaulders

i like pauldrons too much

[grave pecan]

arrow went through him

goddamnit bro

[lunar compass]

choosing to fight the soul in the abyss is so funny

cause ur basically pulling up to hell

[grave pecan]

how did they playtest this like actually

[lunar compass]

and killing them again

[lunar compass]

this pic goes hard hold on

[grave pecan]

don't really like how they done the abyss zombies

[gusty pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-doom-doomguy-doom-slayer-gif-1856426728697571896

[grave pecan]

they're pretty much just more annoying but easier to deal enemies

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/rvb-bow-chika-bow-wow-tucker-red-vs-blue-gif-8010816

[lunar compass]

no more like

it's like

buu pulling up to heaven

[wheat leaf]

red vs blue reference? in this day and age? in this economy?

[lunar compass]

to kill people again

[plain brook]

and after it officially died (it actually died in like season 4 but now they cant keep piloting the corpse)

[lunar compass]

id be mad as fuck if i died and the same person that killed me came back ON PURPOSE to slime me out again 😭

[gusty pulsar]

i love fighting the beggar boss with a hammer and just hitting a 3 hit combo on his cranium

[grave pecan]

yo we got the actual axe trio over here bro

[humble iris]

death

[wheat leaf]

lemme guess, commoner tier?

[bold jacinth]

sucks as in too much or too little

[lunar compass]

both

[grave pecan]

peasent

[grave pecan]

too much

[plain brook]

people think its op and unrealistic

[grave pecan]

demo blunt was too little

[gusty pulsar]

what do your damage sliders look like?

[plain brook]

the problem is its too realistic

[lunar compass]

axes are lower level are crazy bro

[lunar compass]

tbh i like it

[humble iris]

a little less for both (equal)

[lunar compass]

it actually rewards u if u land a hit

[grave pecan]

i honestly hate it

[humble iris]

to prolong fights

[wheat leaf]

dang i figured commoner, they always got axes now lmao

[gusty pulsar]

ah

[grave pecan]

short weapons suck cuz if you try to just get close they will try to swing at you and knock you down

demo didnt do this at all cuz the damage was actually pretty minimal

[plain brook]

its satisfying but some gameification would help, like yeah irl helmets do not protect you from being knocked out but maybe that should be ignored for half sword

[bold jacinth]

oh shit hes dead

[grave pecan]

like you could just get close to a pitchforker and easily kill him

[lunar compass]

FUCK NO

[wheat leaf]

allow me to provide this one piece of evidence that its not the blunt damage thats bad, its the blunt impact

[bold jacinth]

i accidentally dropped hte scafolding on his head

[grave pecan]

if you take him home you'll still win

it's funny

[plain brook]

fuck no what?

[grave pecan]

u can like

decap him and take him home

[lapis escarp]

good evening lads, i was wondering that now that i finished the progression mode, i don't know how to restart over, do you guys can helped me out?

[lunar compass]

making helmets even stronger would be so fucking annoying

[grave pecan]

delete your save file

[wheat leaf]

pinned messages

[lunar compass]

the only way to win against armor rn

[gusty pulsar]

i keep both sliders at low (so i can have more drawn out fights)

[lunar compass]

is just to either snipe their head

or push them down and hold ur weapon on them

i would love for gaps in the armor to actually exist

[grave pecan]

lowkey love how they made two mods to nerf blunt damage

[lapis escarp]

ook thanks

[grave pecan]

makes the game actually way more enjoyable

[lunar compass]

pauldrons would actually matter

[plain brook]

yeah blunt should still be effective but maybe make it like how people think helmets work, where it protects you from being knocked out more than nothing

irl helmets actually add to the rotational force a blow has which makes your brain rattle around more causing concussion but maybe half sword could reduce the ko power when you wear a helmet

[grave pecan]

i can finally get close without getting knocked with one touych and dying

[lunar compass]

yeah lower levels are hell cause

the IA isnt affected by strenght somehow ?

[grave pecan]

if you arent using anything long in lower levels you will die

[grave pecan]

they are

[lunar compass]

ur a noodle fighting the fastest swingers ever

[bold jacinth]

ooh nice i can buy armor

[grave pecan]

i see champions swinging shit fast as fuck

[grave pecan]

i had a light sword

[lunar compass]

"man i sure love fighting at lower levels" a base peasant swinging the fastest axe ever

[grave pecan]

and i was really strong

it made me like

swing fast as fuck

[plain brook]

this is why football players still become vegetables at 40 despite those huge padded helmets btw

[grave pecan]

had to make a new one but heavier

[lunar compass]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-dog-parts-division-into-parts-partition-gif-16847268

[lunar compass]

getting anywhere near a peasant with a sickle

[grave pecan]

wish there was more gaps in armor on high levels

only gap there is is genuinely the balls

[plain brook]

try wrestling

[humble iris]

that was coolio

[lavish storm]

How the Fuck do I swing a sword

[grave pecan]

bait

[lavish storm]

no it isnt i dont know how to do it

[grave pecan]

you just swing

the mouse

you click and then move it

[lavish storm]

it never goes fully horizontally and misses my opponet

I mean How do I Properly swing the sword

[grave pecan]

it happens

[grave pecan]

your sword must not be balanced

[plain brook]

holy hell its so compressed now, this is what happens when a meme gets reposted on repeat for over 25 years

[idle mango]

like what, putting all the weight on the blade?

[grave pecan]

had to rescreenshot cuz discord wont let me send it

[grave pecan]

find it yourself

[pallid halo]

when making something the stick is where the center of mass is

[gleaming finch]

are you able to steal equipment off people

[pallid halo]

Yes, grab and hold E/Q depending on which hand

[full forge]

I got fsr 4.1 on half sword and it’s so much better

[gleaming finch]

if the equipment is dented can i not wear it

[jaunty yew]

I present to you - the Guandao

[grave pecan]

i didnt actually clip it but this guy got his weapon stuck and basically killed himself

[pallid halo]

you should be able to, if it's off of the person just hold it in your hand and hold E/Q (doesn't work on the baron if that's what you're trying)

[gleaming finch]

oh i was trying to snatch it directly off their body

they had a cool helmet and i knocked them out but the helmet was dented

[tacit grove]

sword on a stick

[pallid halo]

YOu can do that too (i think unless they changed it, i haven't played in a bit)

You should be able to just grab onto the helmet then hold E/Q to take it off, then to put it on just hold it and use E/Q

[tacit grove]

Make sure your holding their head and hold E if you grab wiuth your right hand.

Otherwise you should be able to no matter what

[gleaming finch]

yeah i did that

wait is it cuz i already wearing one

[tacit grove]

No

[gleaming finch]

does it not auto replace

[tacit grove]

It just becomes an item in your hand

You hold it when it's grabbed

[gleaming finch]

yea i grabbed the helmet on their head and held E with my right hand

[humble iris]

that throat is no more

[tacit grove]

Not the baron at Lord's rank, right?

[gleaming finch]

no just off some random guy i fought in a duel at hall

[ancient portal]

Hafted or mace? What do yall think?

I like the idea of hafted more but it just seems awkward

[pallid halo]

if there's anyone else try taking it off of them. That guy might just be buggedf

[gleaming finch]

ok

i did have to swing him around with my 100 pound gorilla arm a bit but he eventually croaked and it worked!!!

[bold jacinth]

i had the weirdest thing happen

i was grappling in the alley and loosing

except i took flight

[pallid halo]

You're just magical

misclick

[bold jacinth]

and when we came down his spine snapped on the roof and he died

[gleaming finch]

sometimes if i grab props like the platforms in alley i becme an astronaut

[grave pecan]

round started and barrels fell

thank god i wasnt in the way

[slow iris]

instructions unclear I thought sending him home meant sending him back to where he came from

[grave pecan]

you get money by bringing any bodypart of his home btw

[slow iris]

holy shit

lmao let me bring the other half of his head

[grave pecan]

sorry bro

[slow iris]

so gnarly

hello yes I brought your husband home

he won't be drinking anymore

[dire moon]

How cool would it be to have named boss fights

[spiral crow]

MILITIA BOSS PLEASE COME BACK

[naive cedar]

GOD DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

[slow iris]

he makes youtube videos now

[dire moon]

But more in depth than that

What if we got a roster of characters

They would retirer or be killed, and we would get new challengers. Similar to in those boxing games that rng enemies

So if u cut a guy's arm off he would come back in another fight but without the arm

This guy was missing his left arm at the beginning of the fight because the previous round I cut it off

[sharp orchid]

I dont think he took to kindly to getting stabbed

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddys-gif-5722252

[spiral crow]

Purple...

[sharp orchid]

porpol

this beggar got a lucky hit and made me fight 20 something zombies just so I could get back and hit some good shit on him

[slow iris]

new tech: take their helmets off when they're on the ground

[hidden whale]

is this a modded weapon or something a player can craft?

[sharp orchid]

its modded sadly, ima release it tdy tho

[hidden whale]

i like it a lot

thank you

[sharp orchid]

yeah its my personal fav weapon

[sharp orchid]

np

[hidden whale]

can you make a man-catcher?

[slow iris]

do you guys think the game needs any facial gestures or blinking shit like that

[sharp orchid]

you might have to inform me on what that is

[sharp orchid]

im not sure id be able to make that with how i make things rn

[grave pecan]

just like old times

[hidden whale]

what about a higher tier scythe?

[sharp orchid]

if there were more scythe heads I could use in game, yeah. but theres only one rn so no

[hidden whale]

awe man

youre the best

[coral axle]

have you ever beaten a willie until his body turned purple?

[dry silo]

steve minceraft on the left......

bro......

[slow iris]

w screenshot

[sharp orchid]

I love slums in the daytime cuz it has an accurate sun

[steady spruce]

does anyone know how to mute the constant background noises? I'm all for background noises, but when they're louder than the rest of the game and its obvious that they are 10 second soundbites on a constant loop, they become rage inducing really fast.

[naive cedar]

Are there any maps with good views of the moon smitor my good man

[sharp orchid]

if there were any it would either be hall or slums

but i dont even think theres a moon in the game ive never seen it myself

[naive cedar]

If not, I have a Photoshop qualification so I might be able to add it with some tinkering

It's cuz of my modpack, I need ideas for the icon

[sharp orchid]

i could try to cook something up if you want

[grave pecan]

replaying the game is fun

[naive cedar]

Id love that so much

[clever stone]

now that ive reached the Knight stage, its become impossible to play :C Settings all on low all the physics/armor etc cause the frames to go into the toilet. and im running a 3070

[sharp orchid]

if you want ur weapons in it id need your save file with it all

[naive cedar]

I'm fresh out of ideas for the icon so I need ideas

[naive cedar]

Yea DW I'll send you the save file when it's finished

[sharp orchid]

aight

[naive cedar]

Should take about 3 days at most

Once it's ready I'll release ot

[sly oxide]

Does anyone know how to raise the cap on muscle growth? I seem to be stuck at 81kg but I'd like to make my willy bigger

[carmine wave]

splash zone

[clever stone]

they have pills for that i think.

[naive cedar]

Gas station

[sharp orchid]

the cap is 93 kg, so just keep growing him. After 30 in game days that cap starts going up slightly

[carmine wave]

slam your willy against other willies to assert dominance and overtime youll grow it to be larger

[naive cedar]

Kinda gay bro

[sly oxide]

Ah so after a few in game days my cap should go up. Does it scale infinitely or hard stop at 93?

[carmine wave]

no

its just showing your authority

its like marking your territory

and your willy grows

[sharp orchid]

it hard stops at 93 until you hit day 30, and then it should start going up very slightly. Highest i've seen someone hit is 103-105 kg after a couple hundred days

[sly oxide]

Well I'm at day 38 right now

[naive cedar]

My Willy is already huge

[sharp orchid]

it should theoretically be possible then to hit 94 kg

[carmine wave]

i bet my willy is larger

[sly oxide]

Do you think it's a preset thing based on height?

[naive cedar]

On god?

[sharp orchid]

no, you can be short and strong

[sly oxide]

Where your height determines the maximum willy weight

[carmine wave]

on god

[naive cedar]

On skibbidi?

[carmine wave]

on camera

[sharp orchid]

on the $5 chicken wing combo at carls jr?

[carmine wave]

my willie is larger

[naive cedar]

HAHAHA

SMALL

[carmine wave]

then how big is your willie

show me your willie

SHOW ME YOUR WILLIE

I WANNA SEE YOUR WILLIE

[naive cedar]

Kinda gay bro

[carmine wave]

[sly oxide]

that is indeed a large willy. I aspire to this physique

[sharp orchid]

you ever considered going into featherweight? you small man

[naive cedar]

Someone quote this

[carmine wave]

my willie is taller than it is girthy

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1479654084037316749/MedalTVHalfSword20260306203215382-tr-edit-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[naive cedar]

My Willie is black

[carmine wave]

thats it im turning my willie into 500 kg

i will train my willie for a long time

[naive cedar]

Still kinda small

[carmine wave]

it will be able to crush everyone elses willie

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476736945739661463/MedalTVHalfSword20260223191228288-tr-edit-aef4-1772151778-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif not everyones

[naive cedar]

The second they see your Willie they will cower

Hide their wives

[sharp orchid]

all willies in half sword are broke and single

[carmine wave]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476736945739661463/MedalTVHalfSword20260223191228288-tr-edit-aef4-1772151778-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

works fine for me

[naive cedar]

Works for me

[sharp orchid]

false embed failure!!!!!!
laugh at this user,

this was so fucking lucky i didnt even see him

he went a little high

[tender silo]

dawg

[median crest]

i just unarmed this guy then he looks away from me.

[sharp orchid]

hes contemplating

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stallipiano-7

how bro felt in the pic

[sharp orchid]

first blood match btw

hot him right in the eye

[ocean gate]

Yo my character died but I still have all my armor and weapons, is that cause I insured them? I assumed I’d lose everything with the character

[sharp orchid]

yeah you dont lose insured weapons and armor

[ocean gate]

Oh ok

That’s sick

Well I have a mace that I didn’t insure but it’s still there too

[sharp orchid]

stuff in your inventory is also kept

you only lose the uninsured stuff you were wearing

[ocean gate]

Ohhhh

Alr thanks

[median crest]

bro my willies changed colors they locked or sum

bro chinned me but i broke his leg lol

[ocean gate]

Are some maps just terrible for performance? I’m dropping to like 30 fps on slums with the low preset and a 3070 Ti 💔. It’s a duel match too

[sonic quiver]

do you have dlss on?

[ocean gate]

No I was testing to see how it would run without it. I was on a constant 90 fps then it randomly went to 30 for a bit

[sonic quiver]

well yes slums and forest are horrible for fps

[ocean gate]

Will it ever get better or is this not just an early access thing?

[sonic quiver]

its probably gonna get better

[wise halo]

dx11 or dx12?

[ocean gate]

DX11, DX12 cut my frame rate in half for some reason

[wise halo]

Slums apparantly run better on dx12 whilst other maps do not, it's still weird.

[ocean gate]

That’s rather strange

[wise halo]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469778821552144456 you can try this

[ocean gate]

Already did that, thanks though

[sonic quiver]

have you tried messing with driver setings for half sword? I tweaked my a bit and i now have ~200 fps on epic on most maps

from ~120

[ocean gate]

No I only changed my power mode thing to prefer max performance for half sword

Didn’t wanna accidentally mess something up

[sonic quiver]

try turning on smooth motion and dlss overide to DLAA it helped my fps a lot ( i dont know about 30 series cards though )

[sharp orchid]

you have a 40 series?

[sonic quiver]

yes

[ocean gate]

Smooth motion isnt even a option for me. Changed DLSS override tho

Trying it in game now

[wise halo]

I'm waiting for FSR4

[bold jacinth]

lord hes big

[dusky crane]

Bought game yesterday
Shameless polearm propaganda by Big Stick™

[sonic quiver]

damn actually?

[median crest]

what you should do to bro

[ocean gate]

Yeah smooth motion is just greyed out, can’t change it

[wise halo]

Yeah you have a newer generation card

[bold jacinth]

i removed his legs for surgical reposession. gonna give some short kings new chances

[sharp orchid]

oh damn you were so right im hitting 60 fps rn

[median crest]

w punch fr

[dusky crane]

😭

[median crest]

i love beating willies

[restive cave]

wait like me

🥺

[ocean gate]

Changing DLSS override to DLAA don’t seem to help much. Maybe 30 series just won’t get tons of benefits. But goddamnit I hate being knocked out by the tiniest little head tap 😭

[sharp orchid]

it broke my half sword enchancer for some unknown reason

[sonic quiver]

yeah i dont use mods

you can always change it back but thats just what worked for me

[ocean gate]

Yeah I changed it back

Thanks for trying though

[sharp orchid]

yeah just debugged it was the smooth motion that broke it

for some unkown reason

[sonic quiver]

thats actually kind of weird

[jovial basalt]

Hello my fellow Willie destroyers

[wise halo]

Willie wearing actually wigs

[jovial basalt]

who up beating they willie?

[sonic quiver]

i dont believe smooth motion does anything other than add frames between frames with ai

[jovial basalt]

what

[restive cave]

the 10 series gets 0 benefits

[jovial basalt]

I tapped a dude very softly with a poleaxe earlier and he took like 4 whole seconds to fall over

[wise halo]

bamboozled

[sonic quiver]

Its probably a bug but you can verbally abuse beggars (not sure about other tiers) into surrendering, doesn't work for champions though

[jovial basalt]

I doubt its a bug

[sonic quiver]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mgauHdsBKYfkUERwv?invite=cr-MSxnOU0sODY3MTEzMjI&v=34

[sharp orchid]

this is an intended feature

[sonic quiver]

actually?

[jovial basalt]

I mean if I saw a dude in full fucking plate armor coming at me and screaming insults, I would probably surrender

[sonic quiver]

i was also an beggar

[jovial basalt]

hmm

Maybe he just didnt wanna die

[bold jacinth]

how? how do you speak

[sonic quiver]

g

[jovial basalt]

G I think?

[sharp orchid]

g

just hit g dont hold it

[jovial basalt]

Smitor

do you know if smashing someone over the head with my helmet will do anything?

Like If I wanna do an epic finisher and take my helmet off and bash a dudes face in

[sharp orchid]

i've never tried it so idk, go ahead and experiment for me

[bold jacinth]

eh talking is boring

[jovial basalt]

sir yes sir

[bold jacinth]

i do surgical cuts

killing bette

[jovial basalt]

I was going to play Dying Light: The Beast with Kyle Crane as the main character (GOAT) but Half Sword it is ig

[sonic quiver]

but its funny to curse them out and watch them beg

[jovial basalt]

that instantly made me think of titans from AOT

[sonic quiver]

aura.

[jovial basalt]

guys pick my primary weapon

[wise halo]

Champion vs this weapon, champion is cooked

[restive cave]

I would say oh poop and run away