halfsword-chat-⚔

[restive barn]

man i thought you were going to try my gun mod

why tf does nobody use my gun mod

[jaunty yew]

I will ❤️

send me the nexus link

[restive barn]

🤔 sure buddy

[restive barn]

bro it has been on the site for like 5398752798253789 years but gimme a sec

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200

idk maybe my next mod won't flop as much

[jaunty yew]

Just let me finish making my guandao

[soft osprey]

Your Willie is a god damn Targaryen

[restive barn]

? what

[jaunty yew]

Its a fun weapon 🙂

[restive barn]

i can help, i am hs' most active weapon packer

or former weapon packer

[jaunty yew]

Jesus, I've got the console to work

I get it now

[restive barn]

cool, what mods r u tryna run with it

[jaunty yew]

I am starting to believe

the console is just to write restartlevel over and over again

[restive barn]

💔

[jaunty yew]

so i dont have to restart the whole game, just the save file

[restive barn]

you can use the console to load into any map in free mode shall i teach u how

[jaunty yew]

huh

thats so cool

yes please

[restive barn]

ok the command open is used for opening maps. so if u type in something like open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_Cellar you'd load in cellar. so open a free mode match, open the console, then type/copy this in and then u'll be in cellar

[restive barn]

the commands for each map

[proud igloo]

question, how can we play multiplayer? theres player 1 and 2 in free mode, and in mercenary

[restive barn]

alley: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_Alley
forest: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_Ambush_Test
cellar: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_Cellar
armory: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_EastTower
lord tourney: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_LordsHall
slums: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_Slums
yard: open /Game/Maps/Arenas/Map_Arena_Yard

[proud igloo]

like steps

if you could direct me to a site or something thanks

[restive barn]

@jaunty yew so to use these, open a game of free mode, open the console, and paste any one of these codes in (excluding the "alley:" or "forest:", etc) and then you'll be in that map

in free mode

😁

please respond

[quick thistle]

i'd use this if i knew how to fuckin install it in the first place .sob:

[north gazelle]

When ending a round does it load into the same map next round ?

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-williams-tlou-smirk-goofy-stare-gif-8181243148826195401

[restive barn]

yes

[north gazelle]

Buh

[restive barn]

bro do u know how many times i poured my heart on something only for it to not get anything

[north gazelle]

This whole time we could play free mode on any map

[north gazelle]

I post shit on youtube so ik for a fact lmao

How this feels

[restive barn]

oh yeah btw pressing tab in the console will paste back the command you entered in before

[north gazelle]

But i think what matters is if you have fun doing what you're doing, and if you like it

There will be people liking your stuff 100% and looking forward to it, even if there isn't many

Even if there are less than there should be it doesn't matter

[restive barn]

do u have my gun mod

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/buh-gif-14465458220549268962

I do not

But for my defense this has never been my thing

I used crossbow like 2 times no joke

[restive barn]

😂 😂 😂 why do i even do this anymore

[north gazelle]

But the crossbow enjoyers would like it imo

[north gazelle]

If you did a mod that changed weapon/armor color watch how many people would dl this

[jaunty thunder]

i have a qusteion

[restive barn]

nee how

[jaunty thunder]

my game is not saveing

[jaunty yew]

Can't wait to do an MLG edit with it

[jaunty thunder]

+saving

[jaunty yew]

but first - the guandao

[north gazelle]

I tried looking into armor texture and material and that shit was so confusing i gave up, i have no idea how to wire the textures with the correct node in ue, and i have no idea how to edit a material either because they're json file for some reason

Ane even if i knew this idk how to pak ueasset

[restive barn]

in a world full of buffslop and giantishit high quality mods are often overlooked

[restive barn]

i can help u what do u need

[jaunty thunder]

my game is not saving waht can i do

[jaunty yew]

what do you mean? progression mode wont save?

[jaunty thunder]

yeah

[north gazelle]

I was thinking of changing armor colors, i assumed if i could wire the texture correctly i could create a proper material, but ideally simply changing the materials would make it easier

[jaunty thunder]

is not saving the progerssion mode

[north gazelle]

But at the same time i assume doing this would change it for every npc that uses the same armor

So this might be too complicated

What sounds easier is changing the weapons blade material

[jaunty thunder]

waht can i do

[north gazelle]

For example having blue weapons or whatever

[restive barn]

cant u do that with save editing

[north gazelle]

We can change the material used for them thats it

[restive barn]

and the color? no?

[jaunty thunder]

so you know willi ist not saving zthe progerssion mode

[north gazelle]

Only wood and leather color change sadly

[fluid swan]

THATS IT!
makes a string in the save file related to the sword's color

[jaunty yew]

tried reinstalling it?

[restive barn]

fuck

add new schema

[north gazelle]

Wich means gotta edit the material through ue too

[restive barn]

no

[jaunty thunder]

yeah

2 times

[restive barn]

my unreal engine crashed🤔

[north gazelle]

Actually if i knew code maybe there could be a way to do this, but i think it's like armor, changing colors won't do anything because the material and texture are the same color anyway they can't be changed

Unless changing them in ue

[north gazelle]

Bro the first time i opened a project it took 20 minutes or something

Why do i have to compile 10k shaders

[fluid swan]

Marvel rivals also makes you wait a whole while to compile a bunch of shaders

[restive barn]

lmao

[north gazelle]

If some of you knows how to do this feel free to try honestly

I'd love to see if that could work

We could make cool looking weapons

[fluid swan]

I wish I could but I'm completely unknowing of ue modding n stuff

[north gazelle]

Same

[fluid swan]

idont even really know

[proud cliff]

has anyone put this set I was using in the demo gauntlet together yet

[fluid swan]

how to decomp half sword (unless there's source code somewhere)

[fluid swan]

I think you just gotta find enemies with this black armour type and steal it from them

just a bit hard

[north gazelle]

Good to know because i was just copy pasting with clipboard lol

Aint gonna type restart level 100 times

[fluid swan]

personally I despise unreal engine sometimes

it's either very well optimized or
man ts runs like dog shit

[north gazelle]

It's actually not available in ea

Only some pieces

[fluid swan]

wait

[tacit blade]

Is it impossible to go past 93kg?

[north gazelle]

You can import them tho

[fluid swan]

there's no full set for it??

[fluid swan]

95kg

that's what my character weights atleast

[tacit blade]

I am stuck at 93

[fluid swan]

it'll slowly go up now

trust

[tacit blade]

I can't swing my weapons unless I right click

they are too heavy

[north gazelle]

If you go in the files you can replace armor blueprints with demo armor blueprint, and then you can have full demo set of blue armor or baron armor

But the armor looks a bit off

I tried with gold shoes and the hosen clips through on the sides + the armor doesn't offer protection

[fluid swan]

I remember trying to get half sword HUGE swords working with that one thingy

Loadout changer?

[north gazelle]

You can use demo greatsword grip in ea

Basically you can use greatsword litteraly

Even if the dev decided to take it out of the game

It's actually held differently, so the movements are different compared to regular longsword grip

[fluid swan]

lol

[sharp thunder]

Theres a soft cap to muscle gains at 93, you can technically still gain muscle past 93 kg but it is just insanely slow

like reaaalllllyyyyy slow

Id consider it a great achievement for your character to reach 94-95 means youve played them for a long ass time

[tacit blade]

So I can't swing my heavy weapons by design?

[sharp thunder]

depends on the total weight a lot, but also with pollaxes the center of gravity is very important for getting nice swings

having your balance point closer to the guard instead of the head of the pollaxe is better imo

but longswords are kinda fucked ngl

[tacit blade]

Terrible

I feel like weight makes no sense in this game

a 4kg sword should be like a feather

[sharp thunder]

Yeah im tempted to jump on the limp wrist bandwagon but idrk what the fix needs to be lol

[tacit blade]

I don't know either

The most important thing right now is optimisation gameplay can come later

I get 5 FPS in the forest

[sharp thunder]

Hopefully in the last 2 weeks the devs been cooking on this newest update is all Im hoping for rn.

[tacit blade]

I believe that they've been procrastinating

Which is what I would have done

[north gazelle]

I think it's not that slow, iirc some people at 365 days had 100 kg

If you just play 1hr or 2 you should get to 95

[sharp thunder]

365 is a long ass time vro 😭

[humble iris]

i think its considerably faster if you spar

but i dunno

[sharp thunder]

thats like 2-3 hours of nonstop playing for me at least

[north gazelle]

I never tested this but what if you use a macro to toggle slow motion run out stamina and repeat

[sharp thunder]

i mean i get you though its not that long if you're dedicated

I just spam punching the air and jumping after battles I can gian 1-2 kg of mass every fight doing that

[north gazelle]

I did finish the whole progression mode in 2hr without speedrunning at all so i might be biased

It could be slower for someone that takes his time more

[sharp thunder]

Yeah i took about a week to finish progression mode just cause I was trying to absorb all the new content lol

and i have a job

[humble iris]

i think someone said it doesnt count if you just purposely exhaust yourself

[north gazelle]

Oh don't get me wrong my first playthrough took way more than 2 hr

But my second one no death just a couple hrs

[sharp thunder]

no hate btw if i had the free time i def wouldve finished ts in a day

like ive been obsessed with half sword more than most other games ive ever played no glaze ong

[north gazelle]

It all depend how many hours you play tbh

[eternal scaffold]

i finished it in a day and i have a job lol

[north gazelle]

Same

[sharp thunder]

if u want the brutally honest answer is that im almost 21 and my gaming abilities have severely degraded

used to speedrun l4d2 campaigns on expert now i cant do thatshit 😭

[eternal scaffold]

what im 24 and im sweaty as hell at all the games i play

dont let ur age bring u down big dawg

[sharp thunder]

true

[vital perch]

im 16 and i play all games on max difficulty

[eternal scaffold]

bro ur 16? a hard game hasnt came out in the last twenty years lmfao

[sharp thunder]

have u completed ds1 + dlc though

[vital perch]

ds1?

[north gazelle]

Some games can be taken to an extreme genuinely

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/son-pal-im-crine-hf1I83oyPXkDD3DZPg

pal doesnt know what ds1 is....

[vital perch]

😔 i'm sorry im a newgen

[sharp thunder]

only the best game oat

u need to play it

[vital perch]

let me know ball please

[sharp thunder]

dark souls

[vital perch]

ohhh

[eternal scaffold]

true that wasnt very smart of me to say maybe majority of games that have came out in the last twenty years

[vital perch]

should've figured 😭

[north gazelle]

I think hardest shit i played in my life is outlast speedrunning

[vital perch]

skyrim? maybe?

[sharp thunder]

first playthrough of that shit on the 360 was genuinely legendary anyone who hasnt played ds1 PLAY THAT SHIT NOW it will change u no glaze no cap

[eternal scaffold]

ehh thats hard in the wrong way when u crank the difficutly up

[north gazelle]

For example ready or not solo hard difficulty no armor pistol only, this shit is cancer in terms of difficulty, i did every map, but it's clearly some unconventional way of playing

[eternal scaffold]

try something like onimusha or dmc3

[vital perch]

already did dmc3

dmc 1 aswell

[eternal scaffold]

goated new gen gamer here

ur parents raised u right

[sharp thunder]

what is dmc

[eternal scaffold]

devil may cry

[vital perch]

hot take tho: i prefer dmc1 over dmc3

[eternal scaffold]

honestly not a hot take dmc1 has this vibe to it that the others lack

[vital perch]

fair

it feels unique in a way , and doesnt hold your hand , which i love

[eternal scaffold]

if you liked dmc1 play onimusha it plays like it in a way

[vital perch]

noted

[eternal scaffold]

basically japaneesse dmc1

[vital perch]

strangely the only thing that "japanese dmc" reminds me of is yakuza

[eternal scaffold]

never played any of the yakuza games, got far in Lost Judgement tho

[vital perch]

neither did i

[sharp thunder]

ohhh never played it i have the dmc4 360 disc on my shelf though lol

[vital perch]

heard it's very much grotesque tho

[sharp thunder]

is ts good?

[eternal scaffold]

yes in a way

[vital perch]

oh shi i used to play this one as a kid

[eternal scaffold]

dante is VERY hard to learn how to play as although you can get the special editon for pc for pennies on the dollar

[humble iris]

xbox 360 ❤️‍🩹

[vital perch]

my first console

[sharp thunder]

i got arkham asylum and city discs too

[humble iris]

and the best console

[eternal scaffold]

ps2 the best console

[vital perch]

ps2 is fine , not amazing but not horrible

[eternal scaffold]

i have to disagree it is amazing

[humble iris]

ivehonestly never touched a single ps

[eternal scaffold]

id rather travel back in time when ps2 games where cheap than live with my ps5 that i never touch

[vital perch]

i only played on my dad's ps4 a couple times , wasn't really a fan , i got used to playing on an xbox and kept mixing up the keys

[finite horizon]

The

[vital perch]

the

also outdated username

[humble iris]

Glory to orange box on the xbox 360

[eternal scaffold]

is this really kwebblekop?

[vital perch]

never got it 😔 i played banjo kazooie N&B and Risen 2

[humble iris]

peak

[vital perch]

and some oblivion if i remember

[humble iris]

but the orange box was life changing Brah

[vital perch]

oh yeah and fable 3

[humble iris]

First playthrough of HL2 and Portal

BEautiful

[eternal scaffold]

orange box honestly has my respect gave console players a chance to have what pc players did at the time

[sharp thunder]

heres my old 360 collection, got some bangers ngl

some xbox one

[eternal scaffold]

far cry 3 hell yeah

[sharp thunder]

2 copies lol

[vital perch]

oh shit i remember playing halo wars

and some halo 3 i think

[sharp thunder]

halo 3 odst on 🔝

[vital perch]

i always played versus on two controllers alone tho

[eternal scaffold]

never got the chance to play it

[vital perch]

shit i gotta replay halo wars sometime

[restive barn]

hi chat

hi autumn

[sharp thunder]

hello chrome

[vital perch]

where's the damn music

[eternal scaffold]

have no quarell in vein

[restive barn]

durr....

[eternal scaffold]

lore accurate dad

[vital perch]

unfortunately true

i dont want to look like im attention hungry but my dad's an alcoholic

[eternal scaffold]

felt that i havent spoken to my dad in like 3 years he wasnt one when i lived there but he still let his wife treat us like shit hang in there bro it gets better

[sharp thunder]

thats like 90% of family situations in rural indiana lol

[eternal scaffold]

same for fl loll

[vital perch]

im fine , i moved on. i don't really weep after him , since it's not my fault nor my problem

[rocky zodiac]

When update rang

[vital perch]

teraz

[rocky zodiac]

I want update now give multiplayer update give proper free play update rahhhhhh

[vital perch]

i'm not american so i cant relate

[finite horizon]

im not indianaian so i cant relate

[rocky zodiac]

Me indiananian

[humble iris]

Ur in indiana ?

my grandparents live There

say hi to them fo rme

[vital perch]

omw to US to tell you grandparents you said hi

[humble iris]

thank you thank you

[sharp thunder]

i said hey they said whats up

they also said u need to pay ur car insurance or something idk

[humble iris]

oh dont worry about that

i totally got that covered

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/clasharama-anger-words-QmJ3dBwYGxY8g4d3V0

how me and my favorite bodyguard be watching the buhert unfold 3v1 against the newbie

[sharp thunder]

real wo/men ALWAYS let their grandparents handle their car insurance

[humble iris]

exactly!

[woven willow]

how do i send images

[sharp thunder]

must level up

[woven willow]

damm alright

do i just type to level up

[sharp thunder]

yea i reccomend posting cool screenshots if u want to #photography📷 not sure if u need a level for that

[woven willow]

thank you

[sharp thunder]

@quick thistle this photo that you took is good asf https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172431577184206899/1479842446472122418/2026-3-7_15h3min55s_1920x1080.png?ex=69ad822d&is=69ac30ad&hm=f840764eb306152625884076b7b8d5b660af25ee5c453872ef09b634113cd973&

Like wow

[compact hamlet]

guyss

whats the games name

i have been trying to figure it out

but like

i js joined the server to figure out the games name

https://giphy.com/gifs/crine-princeleavasa-kwebbelkop-folk-KtQ3SABYAYIDqo828I

folk

somebody answer me

[sharp thunder]

darude sandstorm

[compact hamlet]

p,g

omg

tysm

so much

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[sharp thunder]

I need to record some clips

[compact hamlet]

brooo

that isnt the game

broooo

pepe_pray

why did you lie to me

https://tenor.com/view/venom-scream-pain-gif-10034820162071346400

What.

[sullen ferry]

is the game less laggy now

since day one release

[sharp thunder]

yes

[sullen ferry]

good to know

[sharp thunder]

slums is much better, still lots of graphics settings bugs however, there is a guide to help fix most of those issues but once you get your settings running correctly the game is in a far more playable state than it was at launch

[sullen ferry]

idk why people complained so much

its early release

[lost rover]

Why does the unexplorable cabin and ufo still exist

There’s a forest beyond too

[sharp thunder]

i did not even know about the UFO lol

125 hours in

yeah not saying the game is like suddenly way better, it still runs pretty bad, but if you have like a 4060 minimum its def playable

with dlss performance and fg

[quick thistle]

Thank you 🥹 ❤️

It took me a bit to figure out

[sharp thunder]

The white background is sick and the lighting? (dont really know what causes it) makes it look like theres abstract patterns all over the armor

really cool

swirls

[quick thistle]

Yeah exactly! Kinda reminds of damascus pattern

[sharp thunder]

yes!

[quick thistle]

I took that pic in the cellar

[sharp thunder]

looks just like this

imagine we get a demascus steel variant for armor, idec if it would be unrealistic lol

[quick thistle]

😭

Would be hella peak

[sharp thunder]

"Some gunsmiths during the 18th and 19th century used the term "damascus steel" to describe their pattern-welded gun barrels" NOOOOO

NOOOO

rip

[quick thistle]

I wish you could make armour of different materials, just like decorations on the weapons

So I can make gilded or bronzed armour

[oblique abyss]

hi guys, how i get more armory in free mode?

[quick thistle]

Insure items in progression mode

[sharp thunder]

wait dont read the first line of google results i think

[quick thistle]

The items u insure will appear in free mode

[oblique abyss]

i get it but i have items in progression mode that i haven't in free mode

[quick thistle]

insure those, and they will appear in free mode

Or u need to take them off first

[oblique abyss]

i'll try it

[quick thistle]

yea do so

[oblique abyss]

thanks man

[sharp thunder]

lol this excerpt from the publisher behind halfsword about meeting the developers is funny

"There has never been a team we clicked so instantly with nor a game that has mattered more to us than Half Sword.

When they popped in the Urban Escape in Stockholm wearing full body armor – we knew instantly that I wanted to back them."

bros showed up to the office in full plate armor wtf 😂

[modest nest]

what is your go-to pollaxe head? im using the pick/hammer rn

[sharp thunder]

the axe head on front facing side and pick on the back is my favorite

[humble iris]

Mid;....

Axe head and flat hammerhead (i think it is) on the Back

With a spike on the tippy toppity tip

[sharp thunder]

i dont use the big spike on top cause it gets stuck often

in my humble opinion

[humble iris]

I forget we talk about different games

ergheroghi

i dont play EA at all

yeah it probably would stink in EA i dunno

[sharp thunder]

Really just depends on how you design your weapon and your playstyle, the big spike is really good in ea for stabbing i just dont stab often. Im at about the same amount of hours on both now and can confidently say I prefer EA

[warped kiln]

bro i cant anymore, i wanna finnish this gauntlet and cant because either the baron part is buggy or fatal errors the whole time, wtf is that

[quick thistle]

for me the difference is quite large 😭

[sharp thunder]

I got more fatal errors from ultimate challenge on the demo than i have in my entire time playing EA if that says something

[quick thistle]

same

I gave up on playing ultimate challange for that reason

[sharp thunder]

yeah shit was infuriating

the amount of times ive crashed in ea so far are countable on 1 hand and only during the lords tourney, other than that its all from splitscreen going higher than 3 enemies

[warped kiln]

ultimate chalange is Ret***ed

bro either my game crashes with a fatal error for no reason. or my character gets 200x gravitation and sticks to the ground, or he looses his weappon for no reason

or the game gets buggy and my weapon phases through enemies

or the enemies get only plancon while i try to fight with a pitchfork

ngl last run i had to fight like 4 plancons in a row and got killed

[sharp thunder]

damn dude 😭 in my whole steam career by far my most played is gta v

[quick thistle]

i only crashed out in riots when all the willie's are having no head protection, so overly designed hair x5-6 really makes my game lag or sometimes crash it.

[sharp thunder]

and thats only double what u got in halfsword

[small mortar]

That’s a lot of hours

[warped kiln]

My most played is Brick rigs, if we gather the time of the other accounts i had this on too since 2019 we come to a total sum of ~2,756 hours

[quick thistle]

I think in any game i have the most hours is def roblox.
i been playin since 2017 i defo have like 10k hours on it

[small mortar]

I used to play a lot of TF2

[sharp thunder]

yeah... heheh....i may have near 600 hours in 1 roblox game alone

[quick thistle]

SEE

[sharp thunder]

tbf its like osu mania online though

its not even like roblox

[sullen wagon]

osu is worse

[warped kiln]

since when do you play?

[sharp thunder]

i hate regular osu, only mania 4 me

[small mortar]

I starter in like 2020 I think

Haven’t played it much as of recent

[quick thistle]

YEA especially in those where u gotta afk to get money

[small mortar]

My playtime on TF2 is more than triple the playtime on my 2nd most played game

[sharp thunder]

level 11

[dire moon]

Anyone tried this one yet?

[hasty mountain]

Yo guys when you hire muscle and you do a round. Does it always take a day of them even though they werent used

[quick thistle]

i never understood osu, and only person i ever met that plays it is incredibly good at it (top 10 in my country i think) and he was the weirdest and pettiest person I ever met. He was my classmate.

[sharp thunder]

osu players are freaks, osu mania players are cool and based

[dire moon]

Making the shortest poleaxe shaft, then using the ax ends for both sides? It makes a sort of ax that has similar range to the vanilla axes. Kinda cool

[small mortar]

I seem to play a decent amount of sandbox style games

[warped kiln]

guys do you think the demo is gonna be fixed? because if anyone plays this demo and doesnt know how EA looks, then we have a good chance you loose a customer right there

[warped kiln]

People playground is a classic

[sharp thunder]

demo is prob not being updated ever again ngl

[warped kiln]

bruv, then they gonna loose many customers so buggy that piece of game is

[quick thistle]

aint my roblox av clean doe?

[sharp thunder]

reminds me of the scp games i used to play lol

[warped kiln]

how many robux?

[small mortar]

I stopped touching roblox once I found the actually fun games buried in my steam library

[quick thistle]

idk prolly like 5-6 hundred
each acessory costed like 90

[quick thistle]

i only play roblox to vc w ppl

hella funny mfs to find

[warped kiln]

weak

[quick thistle]

?

[warped kiln]

i think using robux for anything in roblox is a big sign of weakness

the avatar looks good tho

[quick thistle]

I think that's wrong way to look at it.

Just like in any game that has ingame purchases

roblox is the same

Wether you wanna spend or not is on oyu

[warped kiln]

trust me, most war games i play have alot of idiots, but the most stupids are the ones who buy gamepasses and so

[sleek valve]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/186 has anyone else looked into the whole skill stat thing

[quick thistle]

That doesnt rly have anything to do with busying avatar costumizations tho 😅

[sleek valve]

i know that this mod is made with ai

so it's possible that the skill stat was just the ai hallucinations

[small mortar]

Y’all ever play YOMI Hustle?

[warped kiln]

one thing i dont get about roblox wargames is, you have a sparkling avatar that is bright pink, and camoflague is for free, so why dont you use uniforms? because we wont see your robux stuffed avatar

[molten sigil]

whats yomi hustel

[sleek valve]

yes and i didn't understand a single thing of it

[sharp thunder]

afaik when editing bodygaurds in the save file there is an actual skill stat not sure if it does anything

[sleek valve]

and didn't buy the full game

[warped kiln]

EW burnit before it can reproduce!

[small mortar]

Lemme find a clip I sent one in general

[small mortar]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message found it

[sharp thunder]

here under mercenaries for hire in the shop there is a skill stat

[molten sigil]

that looks fun

[sleek valve]

so i think i know what happened:
skill stat determines the skill of your bodyguards as in are they good at parrying and fighting and stuff

AI thought that the skill stat was related to the player too and made some invalid code

[sharp thunder]

yeah most likely

ai anything is complete horseshit i hate it

[small mortar]

It doesn’t really play like that to be honest, in the actual fight you fight in frames then at the end it’s compiled into full motion like in the clip

[sleek valve]

im still waiting for the new versions of half sword enhancer to come out because that stuff isn't ai + it was 10000x better

[small mortar]

Also the UI look like the controls on an airplane for some reason

[sleek valve]

it's like toribash but less complicated and more complicated at the same time

[hasty mountain]

Yo guys when i hire muscle and i dont use the guy i hired it still takes a day off. Even if hes not assigned. Is that fair?

[small mortar]

I got used to it enough to actually play in 2 or 3 fights

[sharp thunder]

would it be fair to the mercenary that you've hired for battle to not be compensated for time wasted?

[sleek valve]

anyways i tried toribash once and it was so hard to just... walk

[sleek valve]

like genuinely

[dire moon]

One of these

[sleek valve]

the damn thing just won't do the basic task

[dire moon]

Has been fun

[sleek valve]

of walking

[hasty mountain]

yea that pretty much seems fair👍

[sharp thunder]

truth nuke

[dire moon]

Can anyone tell me what goes on these two slots?

[sullen wagon]

top ten most asked questions
(they aren't implemented yet)

[dire moon]

They are on the head and neck area to the right. They are both blank. The red I know I can't use cuz of some other piece.

[molten sigil]

wdym

[sharp thunder]

#2 gotta be why cant i equip vambraces or spaulders

actually probably #1

[sullen wagon]

top 1 fs, the hood slots are probably the second most asked

[small mortar]

Like animation frames, certain moves having a different amount of frames before you can do another move

[sullen wagon]

somewhere up there is asking why the baron set has no shoes

[molten sigil]

oh

[sharp thunder]

all good questions that could be solved hopefully with a gui pop up in the future

especially the armor conflicts

that should be explained in game

[dire moon]

Do u know what I'm missing

[sharp thunder]

?

[restive barn]

what do we think fellas

[sharp thunder]

who knew they modeled the ENTIRE EARTH /s

[restive barn]

it

it's not a main map

it's a modded map

[sharp thunder]

ik lol looks 🔥 tho

we got star wars in half sword before gta 6

[dire moon]

I posted a pic of armor pieces I don't have

2 are missing. What r they

[sleek valve]

day 1 slums be like

[sharp thunder]

the scarf thing and the hood

[dire moon]

I know not of these

[sharp thunder]

they dont exist : (

[dire moon]

Ohhh is that the whole number one question thing

Mb

[sleek valve]

i hope they add that one chainmail hood thing i forgot what it's called and scarves

[molten sigil]

the he

[sleek valve]

they better add a red scarf

so we can cosplay Henry from kcd

[sharp thunder]

shit would be great for balancing lower tiers as well

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-jesus-christ-henry-baptism-gif-6682580576226075279

[dire moon]

Add these characters to beamng

We could take road rage to the next level

Police chases would be sick

[sleek valve]

give me this red scarf

[dire moon]

Well it's good to know I'm not missing them and they just aren't in game yet

[sharp thunder]

is this some kind of... spell?

not sure they even thought of this kind of stuff back in the day man

[wind schooner]

Do we know when the next update is

[restive barn]

nope its spellbook boss fight

[sharp thunder]

LOL ok did not expect boss fight to enter the equation...

[restive barn]

yeah im composing ost for it too so that;; be cool

[sharp thunder]

im excited to see what ur cooking up

ur updates bring me as much joy as game updates during the droughts

[wind schooner]

Wait who are you chrome? Are u a dev or a modder?

[restive barn]

new willie looks so fucking cool in space

[restive barn]

modder

[sharp thunder]

is that black hole custom made? it always make me literally ahh looking at it lol

[restive barn]

bought it off of fab

the planet and skyboxes too

[sharp thunder]

ohh nice. the creator did a wonderful job somehow it fits half sword perfectly

[restive barn]

everything cool in the spellbook mod isn't mine lmfao

[sharp thunder]

hey u put it all together though that takes a whole lot of effort in itself

i know nothing about modding but i know that shit is hard

[restive barn]

im gonna make the ost myself to balance out the bought content and the original content

[sharp thunder]

Nice that would really be the icing on the cake i think

[sharp thunder]

these photos give me HEAVY interstellar vibes

[candid walrus]

blunt damage seriously needs to be recalibrated or fixed for some weapons lol the slightest upward bump when the AI retracts their weapon after missing and overcommitting smashes your knee but the hardest whack from a longsword barely does anything

[slow lintel]

Nope. They said it'd take longer, cause it'll be a bigger patch, with new content. Not just another hotfix.

[sharp thunder]

imma give them a 1-2 months before i start expecting anything, really really really just want the devs to cook right now

[restive barn]

half sword space exploration mod, maybe?

[sharp thunder]

the screenshots alone give me hopes of one day having a space exploration game even close to this, not some starfield bs

[restive barn]

space engine

[snow garnet]

Are we ever going to get a fix to clothes clipping through chain mail?

[restive barn]

i got my desktop wallpaper from it

[sharp thunder]

oh wow, is it anything similar to universe sandbox 2?

cause i might just have to give gaben some more moneyu

[restive barn]

it's that but with better graphics. however in space engine you can't interact with the planets or do anything its js an exploration game

[slow lintel]

I am not expecting big additions. I hope they finetune combat, add more arenas and an endless mode with options regarding enemy numbers and choosing equipment pool for the enemies!

[flat tulip]

so....

never knew that this was possible, taking chunks out of their heads and bodies

[prisma tiger]

i larpppp

i larpppp

i larpp herrr

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-sully-what-gif-15100274

[coarse stratus]

How do you play with the crossbows?

[pearl ferry]

some sword parrying in the morn

[pearl ferry]

you must go to the forest and find the crossbow on a box near the wagon

[coarse stratus]

Thanks

Random chance of spawning?

[dire moon]

Yes

But 100% chance to suck

Don't expect a lot and you'll enjoy it. Crossbow for me was a lot of hype to then get and not use much

[flat tulip]

i just got the nastiest head chop

[dire moon]

Personal opinion everyone is different

[flat tulip]

the teeth are still apart of the nedck

while the head is missing its teeth and jaw

[dire moon]

Yes they have done some fun stuff indeed

[covert forge]

dagger is soo good

[coarse stratus]

And I'm guessing second bit of luck to get the bolts.

[molten sigil]

should i make a poleaxe

or a sword

or something

[odd pawn]

Yo how does one obtain more crossbow bolts in the freemode?

[feral dew]

The steam forums mystify me sometimes

[hard totem]

Anyone else's weapons look like they're lagging in their hands? Mine do it randomly and sometimes they just fly away

[restive barn]

⁉️

[feral dew]

Like what does he even mean

[restive barn]

which one r u

[dire moon]

U find a quiver

[dire moon]

Yes u should

[molten sigil]

i need help

[molten sigil]

my character cant walk

[restive barn]

why tf do i always reply to messages and not get a reply back

[dire moon]

Cheesin as a knight had this guy dancin

[dire moon]

Wym

Slums. Falls over?

Stop stepping in poo

[molten sigil]

no

he's like 90kg now

[dire moon]

What

[molten sigil]

because of armor

he can barely walk

[dire moon]

Get stronger??

[molten sigil]

i thought that was for arms only

[restive barn]

i always send messages but people treat me like i don't exist

[dire moon]

That's sad

[coarse stratus]

Yeah, how do I take that back with me to the tavern and get it insured?

[dire moon]

Oh throw it on your hip

[coarse stratus]

It disappears.

[dire moon]

U grab I think right hand maybe if left isn't putting

[coarse stratus]

When I go back to the tavern.

[dire moon]

Oh wtf. Weird. Try other hand next time.

Check your character too. It's. It still attached??

Try to go to the trader and see if it shows there as an uninsured item. Inside it

Insure*

[feral dew]

Skelleo

[molten sigil]

my wrist hurts

[restive barn]

yeah the armor is accurate im just not sure what u mean by "the setting is fantasy"

[lavish lion]

is there a limit to how strong willy can get naturally?

[feral dew]

The frankenberg in game isn’t real, they never had a mad baron (or evil spirits)

[restive barn]

true

[tardy rain]

who got better slams than me

[restive barn]

i like to interpret the spirits as a mindscape or smth

[tardy rain]

nobody

[restive barn]

can someone rate this

[restive barn]

r u sure

[tardy rain]

3/10

[molten sigil]

this is yes

[tardy rain]

yea jst raw gameplay though no mods anything

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/get-blown-up-dog-dog-explosion-sticky-notes-gif-17071604041793579031

[restive barn]

show me urs

[tardy rain]

no i jst get so nervy

[solemn tusk]

some of the deaths in this game are cinematic asf

[spiral crow]

Need all of these in the game
https://youtu.be/pT2bo03onUY?si=RblwnG-RPqWfleCF

[dire moon]

Damn. The executioner ax is insane

Hillbilly willie

[spiral crow]

I fucking hate this pollax
I can't use the actual axe
I am stuck using the stupid hammer thing

[dire moon]

Build it with the other side as the ax

[spiral crow]

I AM IN THE ABYSS

[dire moon]

Awkward

[young saffron]

the disrespect💔

[humble iris]

you are a ghost

[spiral crow]

Peak male

[young saffron]

yo where'd this chrome guy come from? never seen him before

he must be some sort of ghost half sword

[spiral crow]

You felt such shame you ran your face into the "mud"

[restive barn]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExb2MxanU4Y3ZzdnNmZzIydTZjbWpvanRpZTN4bXFrY3JiY3BzZzFobCZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/mEkVL7r5Xnz98P0BaV/200.gif

[young saffron]

I like to eat that mud

but that mud in particular

[warm void]

That mud in that place?

[young saffron]

yes

[warm void]

I heard the mud can heal wounds.

But nah FR tho, why is the medieval era so ass with medicine.

[young saffron]

I'll make sure everybody in town eats it then

I'll give it to the sick

[young saffron]

"you're going to die of blood loss? hmm... I think you need some bloodletting"

[warm void]

https://tenor.com/view/thukuna-sukuna-meme-jjk-gif-17866965436393542654

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-jonkler-tooth-teeth-baby-gif-5600005109081482885

[warm void]

HAHAHAHAH

I SEE IT

[main orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3djdCtuV0dg?si=oUG8jUalKDynSPu_

Bro got the "let us schafen our swerds in honour; not of shame" fit on

[young saffron]

I wonder if he uses spin kicks in battle

[gusty pulsar]

i wonder if his name is willie

[spiral crow]

Hi militia boss

[main orbit]

Geniune question how fast did you guys switch over to blunt weapons after first starting up and playing EA

[spiral crow]

Militia

[lean bone]

who tf sharpens the axes in this game, i swear if the npcs swing it hard enough they will split an atom in half... I just look at it funny and im in two pieces wtf

[gusty pulsar]

i wish i didnt have to

[spiral crow]

And yet the same jagoff decides to leave halberds so blunt that snoop dog is jealous

[humble iris]

Practically after seeing how op it was compared to other weapons

[spiral crow]

I can't even chop through gambesons

[humble iris]

So instantly

[main orbit]

Peasant for me. I got a hold of the flail after using an axe and realized how shittier edged weapons are now

[spiral crow]

Also the moment I saw the Eisenhut I was in love

[lean bone]

the messer especially is duller than the average halfsword enjoyer (like myself)

[main orbit]

Same the demo longsword was so fun

[spiral crow]

I dated the Eisenhut, married the Eisenhut, I had kids with the Eisenhut

[humble iris]

Eisenhut mid

Gnome hat forever

[gusty pulsar]

well it depends on the blunt weapon

but i hate polearms

[main orbit]

Eisenhut was the GOAT from militia - man at arms tier

[spiral crow]

It's fucking peak

[humble iris]

Practical? Boring!

[spiral crow]

It's not boring!

[main orbit]

Why? Theyre the best weapons in the game

Barons beak is OP asf

[gusty pulsar]

i think thats the issue

[spiral crow]

I still use it at the lord tier

[gusty pulsar]

i like being the underdog in the match

[main orbit]

I agree definitely then

[humble iris]

only true halfswordians use NO hat/helm

[gusty pulsar]

and having to try to actually claw my way out to victory

[spiral crow]

Armet is fancy with it's plume, sure, but ough Eisenhut

[main orbit]

The Barons Beak breaks through armor too good

[gusty pulsar]

self sabotage if you will

[humble iris]

Masochist

[spiral crow]

Play naked then

[gusty pulsar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reading-read-studious-EiaprcYd8o0OK3HCDG

[hollow valley]

hauberk only

[spiral crow]

The game isn't forcing you to armour up and use OP weapons

[lean bone]

in game right?

unless

[spiral crow]

You want to beat the baron with a shovel in just your underwear, do that

[hollow valley]

I think it would be better if the bots knew how to poleaxe correctly

they just kinda wiggle it up and down and pray they hit something

and on the off chance they do wind up its telegraphed

[dire moon]

It's all about the weapon it seems and the different damage I get out of them

[spiral crow]

They are fucking cracked with polearms for some reason, especially billhooks and spears

[hollow valley]

yeah those are different

[humble iris]

If you see a person with a plancon

Better to give up

[hollow valley]

they're exceptionally good at stabbing with spears

idk why

[lean bone]

i wish theyd add a rapier of some kind

and fixed stabbing while at it

[spiral crow]

Ehhhhh

[gusty pulsar]

🙏

[spiral crow]

I'd say the plancon is not as good as it was

[humble iris]

Plancon is my one and only hatred

Oh and maces

Fuck those two things

[gusty pulsar]

plancon haunts my dreams

[humble iris]

Yeah in demo it is a nightmare

And I only currently play demo so I'm going against impossible odds

[lean bone]

plancon this dih

[gusty pulsar]

when i first started out playing the demo

going against polearms were hell

[spiral crow]

I love Half Sword because it's combat reminds me of Warband

I love directional combat systems

[humble iris]

And my ego is massive so I go into battle looking like this against vets

[gusty pulsar]

i love how interactive the combat feels

[spiral crow]

I wish more games would have directional combat instead of default swing animation

[spiral crow]

Hold on Imma show you one intense battle I had in demo

[gusty pulsar]

he just like me fr

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-dap-up-dap-hand-shake-gif-17813953548000062507

[humble iris]

A brother from Another Moth Er 🥹

[humble iris]

i havent heard the ost in ages

[main orbit]

Fighting for your life with a broken arm is always rough

[spiral crow]

It turned into WWE rq

[humble iris]

Very intense fighting

[gusty pulsar]

you know its bad when they start reaching for a shield as a weapon

[main orbit]

Ive had to beat someone to death with my bare hands as a knight before it was insane lmao

[humble iris]

Buyckler

[spiral crow]

You did the "Hey shitass" with the buckler

[restive barn]

🤔

are you sure

[humble iris]

Hey shitt as s

[humble iris]

&Yes

[gusty pulsar]

think fast chucklenuts

[spiral crow]

The last thing that commoner saw

[restive barn]

only closed face helmet in the game that doesn't obstruct view at all btw

[humble iris]

Mid

No helm better

[gusty pulsar]

light axe my beloved

[humble iris]

my old poleaxe clips are so much better than my current ones

[short adder]

does the abyss mode you can go into at night have any endgame or goal?

[humble iris]

to kill the people that you would normally fight if you died in progression

[short adder]

ahh thank you

[humble iris]

np

[gusty pulsar]

i love neckshots

[spiral crow]

My fav tier from demo is probably the veteran tier

Jack chains got aura

[humble iris]

commoner and vet is the best

[humble iris]

with the back spike it is just so... PEAK!!

[sullen roost]

how do i sell my stuff i cant seem to sell anything other the insured things

[keen summit]

abyss is so FUCKING BULLSHIT

WHY CAN THEY BITE THROUGH ARMOR

FUUUUCK

[spiral crow]

Nom:3

My best clips were from the veteran tier

[gusty pulsar]

mine is the commoner tier and militia

[abstract moss]

when r we getting a new update gang

[keen summit]

this would be relatable but i'm lowk fuming rn because i got snuck up on by a completely silent zombie and taken down in 10 seconds

[humble iris]

sit 🤫

[keen summit]

he didn't even bite my neck, it was like my shoulderblade or something

[gusty pulsar]

so hungry they could eat a horse decked out with armor

[shell forge]

How do i get this guy to recognize my sword as his own arm? His body keeps rejecting the prosthesis

[keen summit]

btw bites take way too long to recover from

like bro you gnaw on me for 10 seconds on my hand and i'm fine, can still hold my weapon

but one little nick on my neck and i lose control of willie for the next 2 minutes

[spiral crow]

True

I once got bitten fell to the ground and was fighting for my life on the back

Won btw

[gusty pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/light-light-yagami-death-note-light-running-wounded-gif-6887752612691339043

[spiral crow]

What kind of Mengele shit did I just read and see

[humble iris]

that was a close call

[gusty pulsar]

i feel like the abyss ghouls are too weak

[hard totem]

I wish I was able to refund this game

[gusty pulsar]

they should spawn in more droves

[spiral crow]

I think it's because they throw their weapons away like instantly

[covert vortex]

still playing the demo?, it is better rn

[shell forge]

Exactly what it sounds like. I try and give the guy a prosthetic limb, but his body kept rejecting it

[spiral crow]

Ghoul appears with a threatening weapon, throws it away, tries to bite a full gothic plate

[humble iris]

yes

[gusty pulsar]

(insert bone crackles)

[humble iris]

though that is an old clip

[keen summit]

absolutely fucking not dude

i can beat on a group of 3 for like 10 minutes and they still won't die

it's so annoying

[humble iris]

Majority of my clips were made before EA dropped

[covert vortex]

it looks modded

[spiral crow]

My brother in Christ you cut his arm off and are trying to insert a sword in it's place
Without anesthesia or any surgical instruments whatsoever

[humble iris]

but i jump in and out of clipping every now and then

[humble iris]

the weapon is modded byeah

to be in the form of a rapier

its not mine but I did make it green

[shell forge]

This guy turned out just fine. He's already doing a cool pose with his blade arm

[keen summit]

why is this axe one-handed

[main orbit]

We need brigandine

[spiral crow]

What kind of Heresy on God's green earth is this

[humble iris]

this is one of my favorite rapier clips

[shell forge]

The union between man and machine.

[main orbit]

Dude I cannot WAIT until multiplayer becomes a thing

Imagine how intense the fights would be

[humble iris]

honestly

itd be a complete mess lmao

[main orbit]

Yeah definitely but imagine it

[humble iris]

if you go into full plate armor, give eachother a poleaxe and have them play like

right next to each other

[main orbit]

You cant just swing mindlessly anymore you gotta actually employ tactics

[humble iris]

that could be interesting

[main orbit]

?

[humble iris]

as in local

irl

[main orbit]

Im talking about online

[humble iris]

so the ping difference via servers doesnt bust up the game physics

[spiral crow]

I declare you a sorcerer, public burning in two days

[shell forge]

If i'm a sorcerer, then what would you call this guy who seems stronger than my attempt to break his arm?

[spiral crow]

Clearly his faith in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ protects him from your heretical prowess granted by hell

[humble iris]

wowza!

[main orbit]

What kind of fuckin unit 731 type shit is this

[spiral crow]

Throwback to that one time I stabbed a guy clean through the throat with an arming sword

[bold jacinth]

not very successful

[spiral crow]

Holy shit a willie with blue hair

[main orbit]

Need the demo bosses back in one way or another

[bold jacinth]

i want to go home

i will go home

i have no arms and i must scream

[bold jacinth]

I DID IT

i dont know how im alive theyre literally dicing me

[pearl ferry]

you're the only user who can wear those pants and have it actually be aura

everyone else looks silly

[restive barn]

are u sure🤔

watch this

[pearl ferry]

mmmmmmmmmm whenever i get a stab like this i feel like the gif of the guy getting flung into the air

[bold jacinth]

its over

[winged sable]

chicken wings

i fucking hate green things

[spiral crow]

Bro the merchant is such bs

When I need something he has none of it but then when I need another thing suddenly he has the previous thing in abundance

[pearl ferry]

thats how it works in every single game with every single thing you ever want

playing minecraft and looking for creepers? fuck you they're not in the game anymore

[wheat leaf]

lost my mind in flavor town and never tried to find it again

[spiral crow]

You know I feel rather conflicted about the Baron fight
One one hand, it's cool that we don't have to suffer through the ultimate challenge, we get to heal between rounds and even have support willie's
On the other hand the Lord Tourney is too easy by the time you get to it, like, it'd be so cool to have the UC, but the corpses don't disappear and you have to quickly steal the gear from the corpses

[wheat leaf]

chrome im trying to settle something, were you the first modder to make this style of hammer head ?

[restive barn]

huh

show me imaghe

[wheat leaf]

i just mean using the fateceted square pommel for a head, but ill grab a pic rq

[bold jacinth]

i have conducted commerce

yipppeeee

[wheat leaf]

like this

[bold jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-cat-cat-freaky-cat-freaky-tongue-freaky-cat-tongue-freaky-tongue-gif-11560619178986255398

[spiral crow]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT

[wheat leaf]

someone thanked me for the design/idea, but i knew you'd done it before me but now im curious if you did it first

[spiral crow]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CUT ME JUST BECAUSE I WALKED OVER IT

FUCKING

[shell forge]

What happened? You're almost a skeleton

[bold flint]

can rx 6600 run the game

[spiral crow]

IT WASN'T EVEN A BLADED WEAPON IT WAS A FUCKING FLAIL

GOD DAMN IT

[knotty compass]

WITCH

WITCHCRAFT

HES A WITCH

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE

[wheat leaf]

whole lotta capslock over whole lotta nothin rn

[pearl ferry]

some pretty parrying

[wheat leaf]

yall burn johnhalfsword at the stake and im starting ww3.

[knotty compass]

then a war shall be started

[pearl ferry]

I WILL JOIN SER JOHNHALFSWORD'S SIDE

[knotty compass]

fools the lot of you

he must be executed

for witchcraft

[wheat leaf]

you dont disrespect john halfsword

[pearl ferry]

let the gods decide if he is right or wrong

[wheat leaf]

if you saw his whole progression youd see its not witchcraft, hes just slowly accumilated allat skill

[knotty compass]

the moment he used his dark magic was the moment his death was due

[knotty compass]

skill? i think not

[wheat leaf]

hes been pulling off mindblowing moves since before you knew this game existed

[knotty compass]

yeah nevermind hes just bruce lee

medieval bruce lee

[wheat leaf]

witchcraft dreams it was as cool as john halfsword

[spiral crow]

Are you the "Tournament legal moves" guy

[knotty compass]

anyone got cash i need the game

i wanna experience the half sword

[wheat leaf]

not after disrespecting big john like that

[knotty compass]

please allow me to repent for my actions

[sand herald]

yeah, i haven't made a new one in a while

[spiral crow]

Nice

[wheat leaf]

i got like a crisp 15 dollars in my bank account anyways i cant help, but you should repent lmao

[knotty compass]

repent i shall do 😔

[knotty compass]

john do you forgive me

[wheat leaf]

you can still get demo tho, the combat is arguably better than EA but theres no liver shots or ballcrushing tho :(

[knotty compass]

i guess

[low sinew]

how do you put your clothes on i acciedentally took them off?

[spiral crow]

Do any of you play other medieval games other than half sword? Like Stronghold or Mount and Blade

[wheat leaf]

hold the grab button of whichever hand your holding them in

E or Q

[low sinew]

okei

thx

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-monk-gif-1940673257773281694

I forgive you

[knotty compass]

john halfsword by ANY chance

[low sinew]

and how do you get levels i dont know how to get out of begger

[knotty compass]

do u have a spare 25 dollars 🙏

[sand herald]

Nope 🙏

what do you need it for

[knotty compass]

half sword

[sand herald]

ah

[low sinew]

?

[knotty compass]

trust me i dont like begging like this

im just absurdly broke

[knotty compass]

aw 😔

[wheat leaf]

if you cant afford salvia, just pretend your a seahorse with a family at the bottom of the ocean for 30 years

[lyric junco]

That works btw

[wheat leaf]

i know i just got back

[tiny crown]

did my willy js cought

rdr2 ptsd

[wheat leaf]

woe, plague be upon ye

[pearl ferry]

LMFAO

[bold jacinth]

first opponent had a knife, got my arm cut off by 2nd guy, kicked to death 3 & 4, then got my leg cut off

my guy was plauged with like

immortality or steroids

also why does he look like this

[lyric junco]

I wish i could cut off people's hands

Doing that in halfsword has to suffice me for now ig

[wheat leaf]

if any one of them is a skinwalker its this dude

[tiny crown]

https://tenor.com/view/preston-throwing-yams-preston-throwing-straight-yams-gif-17623653837523681442

[tiny crown]

anddd i dont have gif perms ✌️

[wheat leaf]

ive angered him

[lyric junco]

Same

Killing 14 drunk patrons tolled its price

[wheat leaf]

in other news, baskethilt broadsword in halfsword

[wheat leaf]

king kong at it again

[light pike]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kong-king-kong-1

[lavish axle]

is there any way to play half sword online?

[wheat leaf]

love doing that, gobbless heel spikes

[lavish axle]

like maybe in unnoficial servers or something like that

[wheat leaf]

you can play online through parsec or steam remote play iirc

but thats basically just turning local multiplayer into online multiplayer which comes with a fair chunk of latency n such

[bold jacinth]

i dont know what the reviews were talking about the game works fine

rocking cousin throckmultons shit rn

[light pike]

some people have lower end pc's

[bold jacinth]

sorry wrong ss

[light pike]

its much more optimized now iirc

[frank hatch]

Low end PCs and AMD GPUs

[bold jacinth]

ah ok that makes sense

[frank hatch]

AMD gpus didnt like blood at launch

[bold jacinth]

well that doesnt apply to me so nvm my comment

anywho i like the game

[frank hatch]

Yeah, I didn't have issue at launch, but that comes with a 9800x3d and 5070ti build.

[bold jacinth]

what the fuck

how did i pants him

[frank hatch]

If you hold down the grab button on NPCs you can undress them and take their armors

[spiral crow]

You grab leg
You hold e
You scooby doo your opponent

[spiral crow]

I am going to found medieval SCP foundation and lock up every single hulk Willie

[light pike]

What bars could hold me.

[spiral crow]

I don't know but I will find the solution

[bold jacinth]

Paul is actually aurafarming. i have been wiping the floor for 4 rounds without any sustained injuries

[frank hatch]

Mace makes my brain tingle

[spiral crow]

Make it portable, make it applied in scale

And with three delicious flavours

I'm gonna go beat the ultimate challenge again

[ruby glade]

LOL

[light pike]

i like that the guy behind me was thinking of attacking me then just stared in awe

(he tried attacking me and i threw him)

[frank hatch]

They really fail at attacking from the rear at times

Me going alt tabbed for a second

[light pike]

he came back for more

[bold jacinth]

not a big fan of the government

[bold jacinth]

its my first time playing, is it actually possible to get this big or is this a mod?>

[ruby glade]

Its from dicking with the save file lol

[light pike]

i altered the data of the guy

[quick thistle]

Guys meet Bobby. Bobby is very nice and wants some friends.
He always likes to carry his friend horsie around. Say hi to Bobby.