halfsword-chat-⚔

[gritty salmon]

so you have to wait for AI to generate a whole storyline and hope it works with skyrims code so that it doesn't break and have gamebreaking bugs because it doesnt have testing at all

[naive cedar]

lowk ai is more than likely a phase

[gritty salmon]

alos would that even work

[naive cedar]

before that it was blockchain

[gritty salmon]

exactly

[naive cedar]

and machine learning and shit

its all buzzwords, bells and whistles to make people spend more money

[gritty salmon]

AI that we use for actual purposes will remain and this stupid gen AI will fade by crashing the economy in some way because its a gigantic bubble

[fresh gyro]

Well people are using ai to code stuff and bug test

[limpid anchor]

only reason its being pushed so hard is due to the market anyway

trying to make AI seem somewhat profitable

(it isnt)

[gritty salmon]

bug test?

how do you bug test with AI/

it cant play the game

[naive cedar]

and people are trying to find a cash cow thats already been milked dry and eaten by wolfs

[gritty salmon]

well you can make it play the game but thats machine learning

[limpid anchor]

go through code for errors I suppose

[sharp orchid]

I feel like this could definetly exist if you programmed the game and trained an ai right. Like it will run the ai once, the ai will give some key words or numbers that the game will use to make the story, and then it will never need to run the ai again but now you have a unique and special story

[fresh gyro]

go through your code for errors

[naive cedar]

syntax checker exists lowk

and macro bots exist

[gritty salmon]

it would exist but no major game would like ever use that because it would still have the same issues i mentioned previously

[buoyant ravine]

No weapons no damage only words. Use your words instead of being violent

[gritty salmon]

"the game will use to make the story" so the ai will make it because unless its like outside of development where you ask an ai for game ideas (copy pasted from another source most likely because AI is not original)

[fresh gyro]

skyrim

[naive cedar]

the aura

[sharp orchid]

an ai where you would at most have to wait a minute or two to generate, and have it's response be integrated into the game without affecting combat or weapons? I dont really see an issue other than having to wait a few minutes

[gritty salmon]

response be integrated how

[restive cave]

i mean i think it can be creative sometimes at just ideas

[gritty salmon]

"it will change the story" so it will add game events and change dialogue and maybe even add characters

[restive cave]

i wouldnt let it write any scripts.

[gritty salmon]

which uhh

will definitely not fuck with the game

when it hallucinates or does something wrong

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-dovahkiin-fus-ro-dah-evil-fight-gif-3528118

[gritty salmon]

😭

this is just not oging to work man

wasn't there like a case of a AI deciding to delete ALL of the code when someone was vibe coding

[sharp orchid]

with how ai is right now no. But its improving fast and in a couple of years it will

[gritty salmon]

this is the shit you wanna trust with making a whole storyline and shit

[restive cave]

you shouldnt be vibe coding lol

[gritty salmon]

where any mistake or minor error coudl fuck up the ENTIRE game

[sharp orchid]

it deleted a companies database becuase some people were fucing stupid and let an ai run the damn companty

[gritty salmon]

he wants a game where you have an original base and then ai codes in a storyline and stuff

i'm thinking its going to fucking blow up in the players face or be buggy

[restive cave]

they had the choice of giving and not giving the ai permission to their ENTIRE computer and they chose to give it and they had to face the consequences

[fresh gyro]

You do realise that even if it is a bubble, the technology won't just disappear into nothingness?

[gritty salmon]

anyway i've already made my point so 💥💥

[restive cave]

well i think its like a neat concept, but it should wait a while

[gritty salmon]

bye

[sharp orchid]

the game would have to a sort of "check" with physical non ai code to make sure everything is in place. Its like the game has the framework the aiu just gives the parameters

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-scout-gif-3191668317629985339

[buoyant ravine]

Do not talk about the sword

[fresh gyro]

in all likelyhood even if the bubble were to burst, ai research and development would continue just in a more lowkey way

[sharp orchid]

yeah i get it

[naive cedar]

What happened to Blockchain, and the meta verse

[fresh gyro]

They still exist lol

[naive cedar]

Are they relevant anymore?

[restive cave]

a little

[naive cedar]

How little?

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-cat-gif-5579411995316470155

[sharp orchid]

idk gng you got a calc or something

[fresh gyro]

somewhat

[naive cedar]

Just so y'all know calc is short for calculator

Using slang

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-curse-really-big-thumb-thumb-jumpscare-gif-4895207900555119959

assist was crazy ngl

[carmine wave]

bird?

[naive cedar]

How does one even get into this position

[carmine wave]

look at his head

[naive cedar]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[carmine wave]

dancing ofc

[sharp orchid]

bird

[naive cedar]

Feeling the joy and whimsy of the alley that the king provided

[wheat leaf]

how life feels when you hold your fucking sword properly for once

https://tenor.com/view/pozitiv-gif-14253947505283509778

[sharp orchid]

SOME people were, not these guys

[naive cedar]

The feeling of anger and malice when the baron sleeps with your wife

[sharp orchid]

my honest reaction when I got my first blade and the innkeeper talm bout sum "2p to rest"

[naive cedar]

SO FUCKING REAL

[sharp orchid]

this game is only terrifying when the gargle sounds start playing

[main orbit]

holy shit sorry

[fresh gyro]

Hotels charge you to stay for a night

[sharp orchid]

the decap got mans stressing

[naive cedar]

You ever heard this one sound when you get killed by an axe and it does a tremolo scream

like AH-A-A-A-A

[bleak bramble]

🫃 oh thats apples

[gray vigil]

"Bro don't tell mom"

[naive cedar]

Lowk erotic

[gray vigil]

"Do it to me back"

[gray vigil]

Bro wtf

[clear vortex]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mfmFkLpLhm-bpfioI?invite=cr-MSxJT2ksMzA2NTkyNzc2&v=33

[restive cave]

I'VE NEVER SEEN A HALF SWORD CHARACTER WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S A BOUT TO CRY LOL

[gray vigil]

What have I caused...

[naive cedar]

1000 yard stare

[bleak bramble]

ptsd

[gray vigil]

The pain

The suffering

[clear vortex]

OTHER POV

[naive cedar]

Ok now I see the other pov Willie looks like a psychopath

[gray vigil]

I have been given pain and suffering

[main orbit]

freemode sucks so fucking bad good lord

[gray vigil]

Geez what did it do to you?

[naive cedar]

When the sword is full

[main orbit]

why is my character stuck at 70kg?

and why am i shorter?

weapons handle horribly too

[gray vigil]

You can change that in the save file,

But I agree for the most part

Why can't you edit that?

In game?

[main orbit]

I shouldnt have to

[naive cedar]

Real question we should be asking, is why are you using weak characters in free mode

[main orbit]

low tier ragebait

[naive cedar]

The fuck is ragebait

[sleek valve]

enemies in the game so trash i managed to accidentally use reverse grip shortsword during the fight and still somehow won

[gray vigil]

Is the Baron armor actually the better armor?

Because it weighs less

[restive cave]

its so easy to do

[naive cedar]

Nah, best armour is purple doublet and pants

[gray vigil]

Obviously, but isn't the Baron armor the next closest tier?

[main orbit]

I should not have to

i should be able to choose what i want inside the video game

[restive cave]

you can

[main orbit]

show me

[naive cedar]

That's why you edit the save file

[sleek valve]

dont listen to him, he's an idiot, obviously best armor is pink doublet and pink trousers

[gray vigil]

To make the game better obviously.

[north gazelle]

whats the point of ennemies using shields if they constantly swing through them

[naive cedar]

EHHHH close enough

[gaunt saffron]

goodness gracious

[restive cave]

what in the world could that be.

accessible straight from my browser

[main orbit]

yeah not seeing that in the game

[restive cave]

you can also just play a bunch

to get stronger.

[main orbit]

wheres the menu in the game? cant see it

[naive cedar]

Such a beautiful site

[clear vortex]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mdBrxA34nvpkaWUI-?invite=cr-MSwxNXgsMzA2NTkyNzc2&v=9

[naive cedar]

No ads, no ai, no bullshit, just save editor

[main orbit]

im looking inside the video game and i cant see the menu that you showed me that lets me edit my stats in the video game within the video game

[restive cave]

just hooting and hollering about a non issue lol

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1439594830589202585.gif?size=160&name=drool

[naive cedar]

I love that image

[gray vigil]

Home of the giant and goomba willies

[soft osprey]

You set your character height short when you made him. Youre not stuck at 70 unless it’s bugged out, you gain muscle by burning through stamina

[main orbit]

I shouldnt have to cheat and edit the game files

[soft osprey]

You don’t have to.

[restive cave]

its not cheating if you're editing the freemode character.

[gray vigil]

It's freemode

[grave pecan]

theres no one

[soft osprey]

Oh free mode

Yeah free mode is garbage

Ngl

[naive cedar]

Only cheating if you care

[main orbit]

fr dude

[restive cave]

yes i am fr

[grave pecan]

i do like how i can have a beggar like fit and fight on knight rank

free mode is just

[soft osprey]

Hello fr, im Moai

[naive cedar]

I think free mode should bring back unarmed duels

[grave pecan]

slightly better from the one from the demo

[sharp orchid]

trippped this mf up good

[restive cave]

its not that deep at all

[carmine wave]

good or bad?

[main orbit]

why should i have to do their Job?

[sharp orchid]

good

[grave pecan]

dude just wait them to fix the free mode then

[main orbit]

i paid for the game why do i need to edit the files in a FREEMODE

[naive cedar]

Using poleaxe heads a guards will always be beautiful

[grave pecan]

blah blah blah

[restive cave]

you aren't doing anyones job

[gray vigil]

Because you can have fun and learn how code works.

[grave pecan]

wait for them to fix it

[sharp orchid]

yes

[main orbit]

its like having to code in your own minecraft blocks

[naive cedar]

Damn that's fire

[main orbit]

or make your own lego bricks

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/durr-yippee-durr-drooling-emoji-drool-face-gif-5621523889348608699

[past kestrel]

balding

[sharp orchid]

i love photo mode i got a lot of practice in the playtest and demo

[gray vigil]

You don't?

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-big-forehed-funny-dog-meme-mistacroissant-gif-8415399460962366392

[naive cedar]

I very rarely use photo mode

[main orbit]

great axe is nasty

[restive cave]

w

[untold wagon]

game hasnt been updated in a minute whats goin on

[naive cedar]

100% that's gonna be in my modpack

[restive cave]

its been updated

[gray vigil]

Big update

[sharp orchid]

honestly you should, you can see whats insde chests and whatnot

[soft osprey]

It’s been like 2 weeks 😭

[gray vigil]

BIG update

[untold wagon]

when

[restive cave]

#updates message

[gray vigil]

2 weeks ago

[untold wagon]

that was a while ago tho

[naive cedar]

AGAIN HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS AMAZING

[carmine wave]

kinda scary

[naive cedar]

Only thing I've ever done in photo mode that looked kinda cool

[soft osprey]

5 hot fixes in a row “devs shouldnt have to put out this many updates”

No update for 2 weeks “why are the devs not putting out any updates”

[gray vigil]

Fr

[naive cedar]

Dude I have a photography qualification I should be using this shit more

[sharp orchid]

dude that shit is tuff

[grave pecan]

i hope they release next patch soon with lots of cool stuff

[soft osprey]

The next one is supposed to be big! New content

[sharp orchid]

WE love black and white 🥹

[naive cedar]

It was the most unfortunate thing to ever happen but it's just so tuff

[restive cave]

when you make a dog mad and it goes to bite you

[grave pecan]

yeah i heard

[soft osprey]

Give me barfights or give me death

[carmine wave]

remind me of when i kicked him

[gray vigil]

We get barfights?

[grave pecan]

more gamemodes and more forge parts 🙏🙏

[sharp orchid]

yeah zombies are crazy op for no reason whatsoever

[stuck prairie]

is it just me or do i keep hearing my willie call the enemy

[grave pecan]

except when you have armor

[gray vigil]

hold on let me read the announcments ahain

[stuck prairie]

"weaksauce"

[naive cedar]

When the taco bell bum wee hits just right

[main orbit]

sorry

[grave pecan]

they're deeply stupid when you just got armor

[carmine wave]

my only complaint about photo mode is the movement speed of free cam

[naive cedar]

That but they also slice in half like butter

[sharp orchid]

fair, you can also kill them by spinning around if they bite on to you

[grave pecan]

they suck tbh

[sharp orchid]

with hse you can make it go slower

[grave pecan]

like

if they get you down

[stuck prairie]

bros throwing a fit

https://tenor.com/view/fit-throwing-a-fit-whine-ahh-upset-gif-5676618

[grave pecan]

if you wait long enough they will get tired and run out of stamina

[carmine wave]

how cuz i already use it

[sharp orchid]

use slwomo

[naive cedar]

I think the free cam is fine lowk

[grave pecan]

scrolling in freecam should change the speed

[naive cedar]

YES

THAT WOULD BE GREAT

[sharp orchid]

this would save me so much pain

[bleak bramble]

Do you not have to face the souls of people you kill in retribution?

[sharp orchid]

in retibution you have to face the people who killed you

[bleak bramble]

Sorry let me rephrase.
this guy killed me, then I killed him. But I did not have a soul to pay off afterward. very cool if not a bug

[main orbit]

i swear this was in evil dead or something

[naive cedar]

Is the hair ever gonna get updated btw cuz I've noticed some bugs with it

[untold wagon]

no it very much is not

the bug neeeds to be fixed

[naive cedar]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING BOWL CUTS IN HALFSWORD

[sharp orchid]

bowl cuts are ass when are they gonna add low taper fades?

[naive cedar]

OOOOOOO

Lowk that's not a bad idea

When do we get flat tops

[sharp orchid]

ima be unethical gimme a second

[carmine wave]

i want a mullet in hs

[naive cedar]

Or dreads

[warped apex]

HOLY I FINALLY DID IT

[naive cedar]

I want to shake my dreads when I kill the baron

[warped apex]

hangin

[grave pecan]

i hope they reduce the blunt damage by 50% or 25%

maybe add a option for it

a slider

[restive cave]

there should be a part where you slide across a gap with this feature

[gray vigil]

when we get samurai armor (Sorry guys I had to make that joke)

[warped apex]

@restive cave I lay crossbow propoganda at your feet

crossbow is the best weapon

[grave pecan]

at early and mid game

[naive cedar]

I was gonna add something to my modpack and you might like it

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/interesting-are-you-sure-1

[naive cedar]

I was adding a crossbow with a bayonet on the bottom

[warped apex]

a semi auto bow would be bangin

[naive cedar]

SHIII ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO

[warped apex]

or a long crossbow that shoots a spear

[naive cedar]

Handheld ballista

That's a good idea lowk

[warped apex]

crossbow is my beloved

[naive cedar]

My beloved is mace_head_a

As a projectile user btw

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/meVaJkzRKqR0An-lG/spok?invite=cr-MSx4ZEUsNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

What do you think of this

[warped apex]

magic

[naive cedar]

Now imagine those but small

Would you class that as an evil supervillain type weapon

[sharp orchid]

this shit sucks ass but its the best this damn ai will do

[naive cedar]

THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

GIVE HIM DREADS

[grave pecan]

the best thing about brawl is just trying to use environmental stuff around the map as weapons

[warped apex]

I'm learning to counter attack with the crossbow

[naive cedar]

YESSSSSSSSS

[grave pecan]

i once used that thing to clutch a round for me

[grave pecan]

i'm learning how to defy the universe with the crossbow

[naive cedar]

AHH THE ETHIOPIANS

[stuck prairie]

im tired

https://tenor.com/view/obama-obama-cartwheel-goodbye-chat-goodbyechat-gif-11045688346184983142

[rough moat]

its horrible

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[naive cedar]

ITS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

[rough moat]

no

[restive cave]

i stab guys with the front of the crossbow and then shoot the other guy

[stuck prairie]

give him a reverse mohawk or homeless man cut

[gray vigil]

Stop trying to ruin it

[naive cedar]

This might sound so dumb lowk but you seen the player bite mechanic

It's a mod on the halfsword nexus front page

[rough moat]

its the most bigger shit i seen in my entire existence

[naive cedar]

Bigger is better

[grave pecan]

funny bug i found out on the first 7 days of the half sword EA release

[sharp orchid]

no

[sharp orchid]

also are we js gonna ignore ts

[naive cedar]

I mean, like

[rough moat]

there's a bug that makes my character look like he's scratching his butt

[rough moat]

everyone says no, SHUT UP

[naive cedar]

Ooo tuffy over here

[sharp orchid]

who pissed in your drink

[naive cedar]

Baby's first agrobait

Ragamuffin

[lean niche]

Oaf!

[naive cedar]

WTF LMAO HELLO WILLIE

[lean niche]

Oaf!

[naive cedar]

Harlot!

[lean niche]

Oaf!

[rough moat]

zounds!

[sharp orchid]

why is it only saying oaf 😭

[rough moat]

idk

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[sharp orchid]

there we go

[naive cedar]

Someone's kneeing him in the stomache

[rough moat]

barlet!

[restive cave]

lewdster!

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[naive cedar]

Ragamuffin!

[rough moat]

buffon!

[lean niche]

Rogue!

[rough moat]

beggar!

cruckold!

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[rough moat]

barlet!

[median crest]

stabbed through bro

[lean niche]

hedge-born!

[naive cedar]

Willie, how does this image make you feel?

[lean niche]

hedge-born!

[median crest]

lol

[naive cedar]

LMAO

[median crest]

what about this?

[rough moat]

@unique bough how many are there in the studio?

[lean niche]

hedge-born!

[naive cedar]

Imagine if there's a 1 in 1 million insult where Willie just starts saying slurs

[sharp orchid]

i mean he says beggar kinda funny in the game

[lean niche]

Flibber de’gibbet!

🚫 gabito2120, you can't use that.

[sharp orchid]

L

[tall dagger]

does this count?

[naive cedar]

When I heard ragamuffin for the first time I lost my shit

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[sharp orchid]

yeah its just fucking funny

[sharp orchid]

why is my spotify giving me mariacha music

[tall dagger]

its putting you on fr

[rough moat]

that just gore

bad photo

[sharp orchid]

it knows peak when it sees it

[naive cedar]

Spotify recommended Taylor swift the other day while I was listening to a sludge band

[tall dagger]

here have some more!

[gray vigil]

Bro stop hating

[rough moat]

HOLY SHIT

[rough moat]

THATS A GOOD PHOTO+

[naive cedar]

Willie, how do these images make you feel?

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[median crest]

we belong in a mental assylum or sum lol

[tall dagger]

murder documentary photo

[rough moat]

SERVER BLIGHT

[median crest]

bro took an arrow to the face tragic

[sharp orchid]

oh that looks so damn crazy

[naive cedar]

How about this one Willie, how's this make you feel?

[lean niche]

Wretch!

[tall dagger]

i wish mine did that 🙁

[median crest]

lol

[naive cedar]

I love you Willie, will you be my wife

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[naive cedar]

:<

[gray vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fnaf-purple-screaming-crazy-gif-25994994

[naive cedar]

WELL FUCK YOU TOO WILLIE

[gray vigil]

Shut down

[median crest]

i shot this guy and he shot blood everywhere

[lean niche]

Wretch!

[naive cedar]

HARLOT!

[gray vigil]

Willie don't be like this

[sharp orchid]

my honest reaction:

[tall dagger]

SHOT HIM WITH WHAT????

[median crest]

i got a pic of me kicking willie in the nits let me find it

in the heart with a crissbiw

crossbow

[tall dagger]

crossbow shooting wooden spears 😭

[naive cedar]

Anyone made a one hour of silence occasionally broken by willie

[median crest]

no that was his spear when he dropped it

[sharp orchid]

sadly no

[tall dagger]

i know lol. it looks funny tho

[naive cedar]

Like 5 minutes of silence then Willie just says some random insult

[median crest]

legit kicked the shit out of bro

[sharp orchid]

willie is however on something that rhymes with tule hurty ford

[naive cedar]

I think I have a job to do then 😭

[dire zephyr]

I’ve never hit a straight that clean https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mfdzNgfJ4wfjzKL2Y?invite=cr-MSw2dFcsNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=22

[median crest]

mean ass jab damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[gray vigil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/edgy-corny-cornball-Z524FdCcqAVNrq5Z7e

[dire zephyr]

Holy shit

[naive cedar]

I need to learn as much as I can about this axe cuz I'm making one for my modpack

[median crest]

man thanos tf

[sharp orchid]

its just a big polearm axe

[naive cedar]

Oh shit

[median crest]

bro got an arrow through the head real nice photo tho

[naive cedar]

Wait really? Dang why didn't I realise that 😭

I'm a fucking imbicible

[median crest]

then why can i see you ??

[naive cedar]

Bent bolt lukz

[minor relic]

me when i step outside during acid rain season

[median crest]

straight broke my wrist for that punch lmao

[median crest]

1000 yard stare having ahhhh

https://klipy.com/gifs/david-220

[naive cedar]

Who the fuck is that guy 😭

[median crest]

the same people

[tall dagger]

like a walking dead scene when the survivors cover themselves in zombie guts to blend in

[median crest]

they twins fr

[naive cedar]

Hands free prostate check as an image

[sharp orchid]

half zombie

[gray vigil]

😐

[median crest]

does my willie look trust worthy ?????

[naive cedar]

He looks like he's smiling

[sharp orchid]

thats one way to word shitting yourself

[sharp orchid]

hapy :D

[soft osprey]

yeah or like a walking dead scene when the survivors cover themselves in zombie guts to blend in

[gray vigil]

My drug dealer's apparently in half sword

[naive cedar]

Hapi zombi :D

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-skeleton-meme

[sharp orchid]

ooh yeah I like this original comment a lot better than the one you replied to

[soft osprey]

thanks

i took a good 4 hours

to think of it

[tall dagger]

no way i was thinking the EXACT SAME THING!

[median crest]

ever seen a flying kick in half sword befor?

[soft osprey]

time well spent

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477876957080322088/MedalTVHalfSword20260228194043452-tr-edit-1772423514-ezgif.com-speed_1.gif

[soft osprey]

great minds think similarly but not entirely alike because im wholly unique amirite

[median crest]

LMAO

[tall dagger]

saw a flying 360 head kick on video

[minor relic]

this is the realistic thing to happen

[naive cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

[soft osprey]

bud dont make me show you hamsters legendary kick off the fence ok

[tall dagger]

forgot i turned on max damage last night 😭

[median crest]

i cant do 360 kicks that much i play in first person its hard to accuratly kick

[tall dagger]

my clip has been bested 🙁

[soft osprey]

where

[soft osprey]

show me

i dont believe that

[tall dagger]

by M00 😭

[naive cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/meuWKrW04VnVOxFBT/spok?invite=cr-MSxJZzEsNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

[soft osprey]

clip or didnt happen

[median crest]

launched bro off the cliff

[sharp orchid]

only crits btw

[naive cedar]

The slap of doom and despair

[soft osprey]

This will forever be peak halfsword

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[median crest]

im hard

[tall dagger]

@soft osprey

[naive cedar]

See that's why you dont move your hands

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-hot-busted

[tall dagger]

my title 🙁

[soft osprey]

bruh. tf are you talking about. no offense to m00 but these lowkey suck. he doesnt stick a single landing

you can keep your title

[tall dagger]

if jumping were a thing in the playtest you could totally stick that landing

[soft osprey]

he sticks one actually

[tall dagger]

real jumping*

[sharp orchid]

I suck a spinkicks so much but not spin stabs

[median crest]

bros chilling on the stool

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/daaaaamn-1

[naive cedar]

That will never stop being one of the most insane clips I've ever seen

[soft osprey]

using a jumping mechanic to do spinkicks and fall every time < using no jump mechanic to get up on the fence to spinkick off of it no issue

[tall dagger]

can barely lift off the ground anymore without falling on my head in this build 💔

im fine with re-earning my title tho. ill beat m00s clip and my old clip. just you wait

[median crest]

they got my bro 😭

[naive cedar]

Have I ever sent my first halfsword clip ever

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7UzXyqmwXo08zLec/spok?invite=cr-MSxpbEssNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

[tall dagger]

wtf 😭

[sharp orchid]

this is my first halfsword clip ever

[naive cedar]

Bro got owned

[tall dagger]

my first ever half clip

[sharp orchid]

stick of instant velocity

[median crest]

took a lil off the top

[sharp orchid]

how sweet! Innocent willie gives man hug instead of fighting

have any of yall ever lost faster than this

[naive cedar]

OOOOOOO SHIT

[median crest]

A RAT

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance

[naive cedar]

I've died in the weapon testing room before, does that count

[sharp orchid]

I guess a little

the one and only alley trap kill i've ever gotten

[tall dagger]

not quite as fast

[sharp orchid]

bro got imprisoned

[naive cedar]

ITS A TRAP

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/prison-realm-IWuCWAGCEm4RgkysnT

[naive cedar]

Meaty box of eyeballs

Big yummy

[median crest]

so does anyone use the taver for vc?

[sharp orchid]

forbidden jello

[naive cedar]

Id suck that shit up and swallow

Wait

[sharp orchid]

@mighty nexus

[naive cedar]

FUUUUUCK

[median crest]

nahhhhhhhhhhh

[near garnet]

Woahhhhh

[naive cedar]

I'm never gonna live that down 😭

[near garnet]

you’d do what mate

https://tenor.com/view/blackmail-blackmailing-future-blackmailing-gif-10121119449732345709

[sharp orchid]

going straight to camera roll btw

[silver musk]

yo ive been messing around with the photo mode in the half sword demo, can i delete the thumbnail folder in the screenshot folder without causing any issues? its js annoying how the thumbnails end up in my photos app if i add the whole screenshot folder.

[sharp orchid]

honestly no clue

[silver musk]

legit the thumbnails are js smaller versions

and its annoying cuz zoomed in they're low quality

[sharp orchid]

the thumbnails are just for what you see when you go to gallery

but you dont click on any image

[silver musk]

ohhh

do you think it would cause issues with photo mode if i removed the thumbnail folder?

[sharp orchid]

I mean i wouldnt be suprised

maybe take it out but dont deleted it

[tall dagger]

yo chat. peak or mid?

[median crest]

another one

arrow to the balls

[sharp orchid]

honestly this is half peak

[naive cedar]

Period

[tall dagger]

no this is half sword

[median crest]

im an the testicular toucher boi

[north gazelle]

Camera focus doesn't even work in my game

[sharp orchid]

what i mean is the guy in focus is good but this thing i dont quite like

bro look like an apparition

[naive cedar]

Ghost willie

[tall dagger]

yeah i tried to make him work better. it didnt quite work out

[silver musk]

it made a new folder lmfao

[tall dagger]

full peak

[silver musk]

it made a new thumbnail folder

[sharp orchid]

no this is full sword

[tall dagger]

turn up post processing

[naive cedar]

Holy shit I just had an amazing idea for a weapon

[north gazelle]

Ah that's why then

[median crest]

probably my most vibrant pic

[tall dagger]

what its like being on shrooms

[north gazelle]

I got it on low bc medium looks like shit and makes everything blurry for me

[median crest]

just smacked the penjamen fr

[tall dagger]

turn effects and post processing to epic

[naive cedar]

Magic mushrooms

[north gazelle]

Doesn't this lose fps

I never tried

[tall dagger]

maybe. idk

[naive cedar]

But yea hear me out, new weapon, dead horse on a stick

[tall dagger]

depends

[north gazelle]

Flail with horse

[naive cedar]

Functional and delicious

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/correct-random-funny

[median crest]

how batman be handling gotham

[naive cedar]

Windows key to headbutt

[sharp orchid]

horses hate to see my hungry ass going towards them

[naive cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-hungry-horse-1

[median crest]

took his nuts clean off lmao

[naive cedar]

Gluttony on a biblical level

[naive cedar]

You really love touching his nuts don't you

[sharp orchid]

this isnt willie its

[naive cedar]

😭

[median crest]

bro i unpaused to finish him and he is still fighting

[sharp orchid]

@mighty nexus

[minor relic]

what nuts they gone

[past kestrel]

do i spare him from the possibly fatal slam

[sharp orchid]

no

[median crest]

throw him up to me rq

[north gazelle]

Why does he have a funny face

[naive cedar]

He is not a happy chap

[past kestrel]

ok

he died but then my game crashed from the violence

[naive cedar]

Cuz he is alerted

[median crest]

bro took a bite out of my arm so i took his eye

[bleak bramble]

yamcha

[past kestrel]

cleanest knife kill i've seen all day

[past kestrel]

this guy kinda reminds me of axe-hand morgan

[median crest]

i love the daggers i have a lot of photos with them

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-really-ax-hand-morgan-langley-kirkwood-one-piece-is-that-so-gif-1261888856166946583

[north gazelle]

Ik he love that scratch

[sharp orchid]

i love the sword sheild

[naive cedar]

I'm not a doctor but I think you need eyes to see

[median crest]

bro got punched by omni man or sum damnnnnnnnn

[north gazelle]

Ngl npcs with shields be doing the same shit lmao

[bleak bramble]

the what

[north gazelle]

They clip their weapon through their shield and move like that

[sharp orchid]

the sword sheild

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-aot-crawl-gif-14785445

lowk reminds me of rod reiss titan's face

if ykyk

[ruby glade]

Bro got cleft in twain

[median crest]

no i havnt watch it yet lol

got your nose buddy

[naive cedar]

Wait a damn minute

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-stab-thinking-arya-got-gif-14033550

[naive cedar]

Willie on a stick

[median crest]

that would go hard fr

[tall dagger]

Not again!

[median crest]

bro failed to coin toss

[sharp orchid]

this thing is so stupidly broken

[naive cedar]

Genuinely right

Release that weapon

[ruby glade]

Gentlemen, I am now a heavy sword believer

[sharp orchid]

prolly gonna make one more weapon and drop it tmrw

[naive cedar]

WOOO

[sharp orchid]

any ideas for the last weapon?

[naive cedar]

Hmmm

I mean there is one idea I was gonna try

[median crest]

i missed my crossbow shot

[sharp orchid]

oh?

[naive cedar]

A really small sword like the arm blades but using the spikes from the war staff

Prolly won't work

[sharp orchid]

so like a shiv?

[naive cedar]

Like spikes that cover the arms

[sharp orchid]

if you pull that off it would be really cool

[naive cedar]

I was thinking about it but I have no idea of how I would do it

I was thinking about making gauntlets with extra components that have the spikes

And having it that way but I have no idea of how to make armour

[sharp orchid]

my guess would be to have a small sword with the blade barely showing and replace the pommel or guard with a pollaxe sub head weapon

[naive cedar]

It's because the spikes would point upwards

[sharp orchid]

or you could replace it with a big ass spikey ball and make ball fists

[naive cedar]

That's what's Messing with me

[sharp orchid]

ok I have an idea

its a really bad idea but an idea nonetheless

[naive cedar]

Lay it on me dude

[sharp orchid]

so you know those spikey things at the edge of alley?

the ones that dont stab at all?

if you had the model, you could add that to some tiny weapon and use that

[naive cedar]

I have the model

[sharp orchid]

really?

[naive cedar]

In my modpack I had an idea to make a shield with it on the front

[sharp orchid]

ah

[naive cedar]

Yk the big shield

[sharp orchid]

yeah yeah

[naive cedar]

If you changed with that it would be wild

It's in the environmental section I think

[sharp orchid]

if you give me the asset filepath

i could cook something up

[naive cedar]

I'll have to get that to you in the morning

Shit it's 4:15am

I gotta get up at 8

[sharp orchid]

im not mad this mf killed me, im mad this mf killed me while being named waltharius

[sharp orchid]

gng go sleep

[naive cedar]

LMAO

[ruby glade]

Waltuh

[naive cedar]

I'll do that now, I'll get the file path to you in just under 3 hours

[sharp orchid]

ima be asleep by then too lol, gn anyway

[median crest]

almost punched bro bald

[tall dagger]

lol wtf?

[sharp orchid]

punched his toupee off

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476736945739661463/MedalTVHalfSword20260223191228288-tr-edit-aef4-1772151778-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[median crest]

bros munching on my dagger

[sharp orchid]

"taste my blade!" "ok sure i gotchu"

[median crest]

gave bro a wooden nose

[sharp orchid]

pinoccio

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/man-im-dead-man-im-dead-michael

gave bro a big boot like its wwe

[brave grail]

just found out there's a skull object in the forest map

[sharp orchid]

oh my god i've just had the best idea for a weapon

[brave grail]

what manner of beastly tool of war shall you grace our eyes with today?

[sharp orchid]

you know those pizza pans they use to take pizza out of the oven?

[median crest]

can we get a chain so i can be ghost rider??

[sharp orchid]

I want to make that but its a balde

[brave grail]

so a palm axe essentially

[sharp orchid]

essentially yes

[brave grail]

that would probably be hell to implement into the game with the physics system

[median crest]

real but it would be funny to grab a chain or the chain that the pot is connected in the celler

[brave grail]

go for it, would probably be able to do it by jsut widening the head of a polearm by a whole lot

[sharp orchid]

if only i could rotate things...

[tall dagger]

wtf is wrong with my willie?

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/animan

[brave grail]

oh no i meant the one where you can have a really long axe-head, not a polearm then, the other one with the long pole

[sharp orchid]

you arent talkibg about this thing?

[brave grail]

no i am

i meant for the model in the game you can edit

[median crest]

this is a before image of whats about to happen to this odd looking bloke

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game

[wheat leaf]

fancy ass shovel

[sharp orchid]

wait I actually just had a stroke of genuis

i MIGHT be able to make that

[median crest]

things happend

[wheat leaf]

looks like a spade i'd buy in sea of thieves

[median crest]

bro looked at me funny

[sharp orchid]

im making one rn

its pretty close id say

[brave grail]

it does look kinda similar

tho can't see the entirety of it

[sharp orchid]

it honestly plays like ass tho

it doesnt cut at all

[brave grail]

i mean you are reshaping the heads made for piercing i imagine their sharpness isn't that good, would be good for half-handing it tho

[sharp orchid]

its decent then

its more of a blunt weapon than sharp

[brave grail]

honestly, its pretty much just a giant picaxe lol

[median crest]

bros head is gone

[tall dagger]

the blood with the tree in the distance looks fucking insane!

[sharp orchid]

and i already have one of those

[wheat leaf]

i hardly noticed that until you mentioned it, it does look pretty cool

[median crest]

i didnt even relize that

he wacked my merk on the head so i took his head lol

[wheat leaf]

the blood against the sunlit clouds just looks sick regardless

[median crest]

i have this to

[brave grail]

The is one’s probably easier to wield lol

[sharp orchid]

it is

[brave grail]

But yeah I thought you were gonna use this polearm head and modify it

[wheat leaf]

that whack to the shin.. FACK would that hurt

[brave grail]

Oh I can send images now

Hell yeah

[median crest]

rate this kick on a scale of 1-10 also totally didnt get my foot aten off

[sharp orchid]

5, one for each toe that was eaten

[median crest]

right to the noggen

[brave grail]

Honestly I don’t know the abyss was gonna be actually scary

[median crest]

ill take a blinker fo rmy toes

[brave grail]

Cuz I’ve gotten jumpscared by SO many zombies

[brave grail]

They don’t even make noise they just jump me and bite my neck then kill me instantly

[median crest]

all in sequense

[brave grail]

But yeah Smitor maybe you could try really stretching this polearm head

[sharp orchid]

not a bad idea tbh

[median crest]

i got jumped by zombie shaq or sum lol

[opal ore]

sagoontoom

[median crest]

yo who wanna join my spotify jam?

[sharp orchid]

im down

[median crest]

bet ill post it in the music tab

[wheat leaf]

is it 10 hours of 'music make you lose control'?

[median crest]

nah i have the ai going also i let you put songs in que

[wheat leaf]

then ion want it 😤

[median crest]

i can put on a playlist then

but you cant complain

[brave grail]

The tall zombies are on steroids or something

One of them did exactly 0 sounds of approach

Instantly bit my neck

[brave grail]

Then punched my head clean off

[wheat leaf]

youre right

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-mpreg-react-curren-chan-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-17935786155297230678

[wheat leaf]

oh

how the turns

[remote crypt]

[wheat leaf]

table

[sharp orchid]

i think there was a mistake somewhere

[wheat leaf]

it looks like a goldfish

[brave grail]

What the fuck

I guess

Its like

A round palm axe

Damn

[median crest]

he diddled me

[brave grail]

Ngl

I got confused when you sent the image of the palm axe

Because I was thinking palm axe

And I was thinking of a monk’s spade

Oh also

[brave grail]

For the polearm, there’s a head tha effectively just a sword blade, maybe that one could work better

[sharp orchid]

this honestly doesnt handle too bad

[sharp orchid]

this looks like a messer blade

ill use that instead

[wheat leaf]

i made this freaky stick with one of the sword-like heads

works wonderfully tho i must say

[brave grail]

yeah thats the one i was talking about

i think

looks like Jake's blade from adventure time

[brave grail]

at least you got your pizza pan made of blade

[median crest]

my willie is putting in that work 100 aura

[remote crypt]

comin to get yo ass start running

[wheat leaf]

wait.. pizza pan

[wheat leaf]

what if you took the the round pollaxe heads, flattened and stretched them out wide

[sharp orchid]

ima switch it up with a messer blade and MAYBE i can cut people in half with it

[remote crypt]

yes

[sharp orchid]

tried to do that

[brave grail]

could be funny

[wheat leaf]

THATD BE A TOTAL PIZZA PADDLE

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf what if I did this to you instead of pizza paddling.

[brave grail]

but yeah thats literally just the jake sword lol

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-hitting-fighting-punching-gif-7217306080470791931

[median crest]

yall think he felt that??

[brave grail]

set npc damage to 0 and start doing metal gear rising

[sharp orchid]

minor migrane

[wheat leaf]

if it werent for the big ass guard stuck to it itd be so close yeah

[remote crypt]

lmao

[remote crypt]

You can see the exact moment I decided to fist him

Slow ass punch like 'wait I have no sword'

[wheat leaf]

i havent watched the clip yet, you WHAT him??

[sharp orchid]

@mighty nexus

[wheat leaf]

legendary

[remote crypt]

saved

[median crest]

bro got kicked a lil to hard

[brave grail]

period accurate jake sword

[wheat leaf]

i went to london drugs and got a mouse pad, turns out ts a XXL and it covers the whole dang desk now

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/detective-holomyth-high-meme-holoen-gif-18445755

[brave grail]

man i gotta equip that mod

where can i download it?

[wheat leaf]

london drugs might just be the whitest store ever

[remote crypt]

I didn't even know it was a thing

I guess I'm not white anymore

[median crest]

kobe

[wheat leaf]

it might be like a canadian special or something

its called london but i never seen big ben in there

[median crest]

bro got that terrifier treetment

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[remote crypt]

I can hear the scream

that is how ingrained that meme is into my mind

[wheat leaf]

its been permanently fried into my brain

[remote crypt]

ikr

[median crest]

other pov

[brave grail]

wait, the mod used to make these is the enhancer mod on nexus right?

[wheat leaf]

noh

[brave grail]

oh

[wheat leaf]

i use OVRDTH's armory

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/petter-griffin-falling-of-the-stairs-nosolohit-gif-17661397000889481231

[wheat leaf]

enhancer just gives you like.. body modifiers and world modifiers n such

[median crest]

his bro tried to help

[brave grail]

i see

[wheat leaf]

and has a command bar that makes the weapon making process way faster

[brave grail]

is that one the most commonly used weapon mod?

[wheat leaf]

it came out like just this week

[brave grail]

fair

[wheat leaf]

yeah sunday it dropped

[median crest]

threw the other one to space

[sharp orchid]

i've made a sin

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-25985680

[wheat leaf]

that looks sick

[brave grail]

yeah basically what i meant, btw what mod do you use?

[sharp orchid]

you think im making this with a mod?

[brave grail]

are you not?

[remote crypt]

can you make me a reverse grip arming sword 👀

[wheat leaf]

bro raw dogging codes

[brave grail]

thats scary

[sharp orchid]

im doing this with good old fasion save editing

[brave grail]

thats very scary

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-star-wars-gif-8488833

[median crest]

before impact

[sharp orchid]

i already have

[brave grail]

if you reduce the length of the handle way down it can be the perfect half-hafting weapon

[sharp orchid]

yeah that was my plan

[remote crypt]

Thats too long tho

[sharp orchid]

well fuck you

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/muscle-man-you-know-who-else

[remote crypt]

When

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/david-220

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476089042893410448/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare.gif

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tank-drift-tank-drift

[remote crypt]

Tbh if thats an innuendo gif it eludes me. Its just funny

the hot dog being drilled is just mint

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[remote crypt]

Man am I quotable tonight

[median crest]

i got one to

[remote crypt]

nice

Just getting filled up by these quotes today.

[median crest]

what is bro doing in the backround🤔

[sharp orchid]

damn you were right

[brave grail]

yeah thats a monk's spade alright

[wheat leaf]

chat does this go hard

[sly moth]

caught my first scp expiriment

[brave grail]

man you make save editting look easy

[wheat leaf]

he caught 096

[sharp orchid]

sadly its 18.2 kg so i might trim down mass a little

[wheat leaf]

ahaha imben fail

[remote crypt]

Your movement is so weird. Modded?

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[brave grail]

jesus thats weighty

[remote crypt]

makes sense

[sharp orchid]

but it cuts like butter

[wheat leaf]

he got his tonus cranked

[sharp orchid]

i turned it down from 2 to 1.5

lemme see how that affects weight

[sharp orchid]

its at 5.5 so yeah

[wheat leaf]

CRANKED

i never run above like 1.3 lol

[flint sentinel]

Guys, hello everyone from Siberia! Have a great day and an excellent mood!

[remote crypt]

My favorite longsword is almost 4.5kg

[brave grail]

to be fair if you're swinging a blunt sword with 20 kg of mass plus inertia its gonna cut no matter how blunt it is

[wheat leaf]

hefty sword

my best are around 2.0-2.4

even my greatswords arent much more than that

[median crest]

they always think they can run

[remote crypt]

this is my 4.5 in action, in freemode.

I prefer my swords to be floppas

[sharp orchid]

the game still thinks its sharp cuz im using a sword blade

[wheat leaf]

the good thing about heavy swords is they either cleave through anything, or do enough blunt damage to have equivalent damage as hitting an unarmored enemy

[brave grail]

i know, i meant in like real life

[remote crypt]

Mine get stopped by armor

[brave grail]

that thing could be thin as a wire and would still cut like butter

[remote crypt]

Tbh my entire goal is more. Muted movements. If I was like john swonglesword I'd probably get more cleave.

[ruby glade]

Gets me errytime

[sharp orchid]

well my weight reduction brought it down to 13 kg

still cuts pretty good

[formal sparrow]

has there always been a barbute with a nasal guard??

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/trolls-band-together-trolls-3-vacay-island-branch-gif-4435410412105403362

[remote crypt]

yes

[median crest]

checking his teeth rq

[formal sparrow]

huh. never seen it before, that's crazy

[wheat leaf]

you arent swinging fast enough

[sharp orchid]

minor injury

[remote crypt]

Yeah but I don't really enjoy just slamming my hand into narnia to swing fast

[median crest]

we have bro under arrest tooted ass up

[sharp orchid]

yeah i think my blade is ready

[warped apex]

crossbow's will continue to be the rage

[remote crypt]

"Hans look I got one"

[median crest]

my best work yet

[warped apex]

@remote crypt you can counter attack with the crossbow masterfully

[pearl geyser]

do yall know if the game will ever be optinmised

[sharp orchid]

yeah it will

[median crest]

you can use the metal part on the end of the crossbow as a ram

[warped apex]

never

@median crest I am ze crossbow lawrd

[pearl geyser]

theres like shaders or weather i dont know what to call it that lags more than other

[remote crypt]

Still World's First Candlestick Brave Stand

[median crest]

first jumpkick to the dome

[warped apex]

@remote crypt I am getting, Alittle too good with crossbow executions

[median crest]

i feel like that with fist fighting i feel like iorn fist

[median crest]

https://klipy.com/gifs/iron-fist-cheaper-town-hall

[brave grail]

type of sharpness the commoner boss has during the playtest

[warped apex]

also peak neck shot

[pearl geyser]

theres like shaders or weather i dont know what to call it that lags more than other

[sharp orchid]

dude you just might literally be the number one player in the world for crossbow

[warped apex]

@sharp orchid now that I slap this on you, While I add all the crossbow clips to it's video

you've already seen it

more than twice

[wheat leaf]

yall ever notice how the spear enemies cant stab for shit and usually just give up via swinging it like a halberd instead

[sharp orchid]

yes

[remote crypt]

You gotta do an EDM edit

[warped apex]

@remote crypt ?

[sharp orchid]

We have it boys, the Pizza Paddle is made and ready

[brave grail]

hmmm i wonder if

[remote crypt]

one for EA

[brave grail]

can the enemies get the custom weapons?

[sharp orchid]

only if they steal them

[remote crypt]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zXQZGA6MhJA&si=Fk0kmYRFqarcRRC2 with this music.