halfsword-chat-⚔

[stuck prairie]

they will come out of the shadows

expensive

however

[lost rover]

10 coins per kill

[sharp orchid]

10p per life is cheap asf

[stuck prairie]

if you defeat all of the zombies

if you defeat all the zombies you get your life and keep all ur stuff

[stuck prairie]

not when it starts to add up

[molten sigil]

im gonna pass out irl

[lost rover]

Not that willie

[molten sigil]

yeah thats not good i think

[molten sigil]

oh

[lost rover]

I meant halfsword willie

[stuck prairie]

dont worry

they are kinda ass at their job

[molten sigil]

im asser

[stuck prairie]

oh yeah

also they can bite you

[lost rover]

Asser? is that a new mesopotamian god?

[stuck prairie]

and grapple onto you

[molten sigil]

well shit

[molten sigil]

mayb

i feel like im bulding morr muscle irl thsn ingsme with this training stuff

[lost rover]

Yeah just spin your willie in circles until he passes out then muscle's gonna be build

Dont forget to punch the air rapidly

[molten sigil]

i cant tell if you're trolling or serious

[stuck prairie]

suprisingly untill you get to the higher levels its fairly hard to get kills

at most you knock someone out or give them a horrid beating

[lost rover]

I shot a knight in the neck and it didnt register as a kill

[molten sigil]

yeah

i lost multiple fights because i thought they died

[lost rover]

For early fights use a flail

[stuck prairie]

if you put the main part of your weapon on their neck or head and hold it their for long enough they automatically surrender

[lost rover]

Flails can go unimaginably fast

And hit unimaginably fast

[stuck prairie]

also this is what he means by building muscle, 70% of the time you get a heavy weapon and start flailing it untill you get tired, this builds muscle

[molten sigil]

i hate flails

[lost rover]

Why

[stuck prairie]

you will learn to hate warstaffs more

[lost rover]

Theyre only annoying until you get hauberk now

[molten sigil]

im punching air rn

[lost rover]

Just play with your willie it helps

Maybe give your willie a sword

[stuck prairie]

if you dont really spam it and quickly and shortly move your mouse back and forth you wont get tired

[lost rover]

Or a heavy thing

[molten sigil]

im getting tired irl

[lost rover]

Biggest my willie's been

[molten sigil]

which one

[molten sigil]

what is that thing

[lost rover]

It's my willie

[molten sigil]

kill it

[lost rover]

He's older now

[molten sigil]

im unfocnfornbotable

[naive cedar]

my newest weapon, what yall think?

[sharp orchid]

fuck yeah this is nice

[lost rover]

What if you made it one handed and removed the sword

Cool axe

[sharp orchid]

rapier im working on

[naive cedar]

personally im loving it rn

[molten sigil]

when doi get armor

[lost rover]

Just wait

Probably veteran

[naive cedar]

what i did with mine is i set the scale of my guard to all negatives so it flips upside down

[sharp orchid]

thats what i did here too lol

[naive cedar]

yk whats gonna blow your mind here

only part of this thats from a sword is the grip

[molten sigil]

training for 10 mins just to die 2 minutes later

[lost rover]

Who killed you

Wear jacks or gambeson

Early armor

[patent hazel]

Been playing Half sword for the last few days and loving it.

Got to Baron yesterday and I got the cuisses. Curious if anyone thinks this offers better protection than standard cuisses? Noticed no plating on the middle thighs

[lost rover]

It's normal cuises but lighter

[molten sigil]

i thoguth these were clothes tho

[lost rover]

Gambeson is really thick cloth provides some cut and stab resist

Jacks is coat of plates also provides cut and stab resist

[molten sigil]

damn i liked being naked

[lost rover]

Willie's willie pouch isnt fully grown yet

All willies have a willie pouch

But none have a willie

[patent hazel]

So theoretically, not exactly the best armor. Just depends. I'll stick to my cuisses that protect a little more 👌

[sharp orchid]

this thing can stab man

[lost rover]

Well it's the same at protecting cuts and stabs

Only maybe blunt damage will be more

[patent hazel]

Unless a willy gets his blade near your willy

[stuck prairie]

can i speak now?

good

[lost rover]

Man they should add codpieces

[lost rover]

Why is he russian nesting doll

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-obama-cartwheel-goodbye-chat-goodbyechat-gif-11045688346184983142

[molten sigil]

training actually hurts holy

[sharp orchid]

you need to water him

[naive cedar]

dude you are better at stabbing than me

axe is FUNCTIONAL WOOOOO

blade is FUNCTIONAL YIPPEEE

[main orbit]

what the fuck have i come back to

[sharp orchid]

took me a couple tries to get that clip

[naive cedar]

and the pommel is FUNTIONALLLL

[lost rover]

Flying mighty close to the sun

[lost rover]

Whys your willie that bulky

[naive cedar]

do a slash with it and see if it does what mine does

[main orbit]

dont get it

[lost rover]

I meant it straightforward 😭 he's reflecting and glowing

[naive cedar]

my willie aint bulky ;-;

[sharp orchid]

he did some weird ass shit after i won

[lost rover]

In the picture his ass was BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

Retouching?

[naive cedar]

lulz thats just the shield

[naive cedar]

nah its the position he was in

[naive cedar]

trust sometimes you can end up cutting them in half

[sharp orchid]

mine is really good at drawing blood but not severing limbs

i have some weapons in my sav that are REALLY good at severing things

like really really good

[naive cedar]

mine dismembers people like a motherfucker

[lost rover]

Oh only if some brave modder were to make a polearm zweihander

[sharp orchid]

tf you mean by this, like a sweihander on a polearm?

[naive cedar]

case and point

[lost rover]

A sword polearm makes my willies stand up in honor

[barren matrix]

what about cloud's breaker sword?

[main orbit]

Fatal error!

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION reading address 0x0000022b0992f3d0

0x00007ff6f04f8237 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6f04f8acb HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6f04f8d93 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6eccf3410 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ecd5aeb3 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ecd5a980 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ecb42ffa HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ecb3f740 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ececc211 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ececc81b HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec16ff55 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec171443 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec17b22e HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec17c5a7 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec17ad50 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec1d40b4 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec31ed87 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6ec31eca9 HalfSwordUE5-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff974f7e8d7 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []

Crash in runnable thread Foreground Worker #1

YEAHHHH!!!

[naive cedar]

bro got an impact frame, wild

[sharp orchid]

hmm I could actually try to do that

doubt I could tho

[naive cedar]

did you ever try my katana?

[sharp orchid]

I did

[naive cedar]

that thing is a beast for how small it is

[sharp orchid]

I personally think it should be able to sever limbs

otherwise yeah its a beast

[sharp orchid]

Damn I might just be ass

bro this is such a cool ass sword

[naive cedar]

i have a decapitation strategy

[sharp orchid]

Wait this gave me an intresting idea and if this works it will revolutionize the way i make swords

[wheat leaf]

i cant figure out how to add the lil handguard blade thingies

the spikes

quillions or sumn

this is the basis of the one i made

[sharp orchid]

i really doubt this will work but let me try this rq

it didnt work :(

[crimson compass]

More a demo question but actually what the fuck is the point of the slomo when it makes you completely exhausted instantly?

[wheat leaf]

I JUST HAD IDEA

[main orbit]

wtf

[wheat leaf]

can you modify the location of a component? like for instance where the blade sits on the handle

like its xyz position not its xyz size

[sharp orchid]

no, just size and mass

[wheat leaf]

fack

[main orbit]

guys apparently enemies will grab their knocked down teamates and get them back up

[sharp orchid]

yeah i've seen this before

[wheat leaf]

i was gonna say if you took the pollaxe subhead beak shapes, and changed it to a negative Z value youd get upward spikes

thus getting the spikes on the sword

[main orbit]

i saw it twice in like 5 minutes for the first time

[sharp orchid]

yeah I was thinking this

[wheat leaf]

my next idea was to try making a super short pollaxe handle with a sword blade out the top but uhhh, it dont work so well lmao

[sharp orchid]

I have an idea

gimme a sec

[white knoll]

how can u reset ur progress in the progression mode?

[wheat leaf]

it turned out weird looking xD zweihander attempt

[naive cedar]

in the tavern, talk to the innkeeper and theres a button to retire

[wheat leaf]

check pinned messages for 100% reset

[naive cedar]

click that and it lets you make a new character

if you want a FULL reset though, theres one in the pins

[white knoll]

yea i want a full reset because i still keep the same rank and all my baron shit

[white knoll]

ty

[sharp orchid]

i have an idea lemme see if this works

it didnt work and now I have a weapon glued to my hand

[wheat leaf]

lmfao

[molten sigil]

what do i do when i get the rank progress thing to max

[wheat leaf]

what are you trying to do

[sharp orchid]

I tried to see if I could make the grip a blade, attach the beaks to the end of the "grip", and make the pommel the actual grip

which failed

[wheat leaf]

aw

could almost make a mordhau-grip like that

[naive cedar]

All fun and games till you are testing your weapon, a peasant knocks you out and kills you with your own modded weapon

[naive cedar]

Sounds alot like me anyways I mean I've been killed in the weapon testing room

[main orbit]

twice in nearly 10 mins

[naive cedar]

It happened to me when I tried opening my game earlier

Yo smitor, you know the save files in and out right?

[sharp orchid]

not in and out, but I know my way around

[naive cedar]

You ever seen a thing in there called magic number

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[naive cedar]

What actually is that

[sharp orchid]

no clue honestly, looks like a seed number for randomness but i honestly dont know

ima mod it and see what happens

[warm void]

Hey fellás

@sharp orchid I haven't tried the mod since I haven't been able to get on my computer.

[naive cedar]

Set it to just 3

https://tenor.com/view/three-is-a-magic-number-down-syndrome-gif-6307279037561207657

[sharp orchid]

Ok so there is already a save file on nexus of an zweuihander and i openend the mod to see what he did this guy is lowkey a genuis

[naive cedar]

Is there a way to change your name on nexus?

[sharp orchid]

bet

[warm void]

Since I want a backhanded dagger, I want a reverse gripped sword too. 👉 👈

[sharp orchid]

my mod has one, and im adding a double blade sword later on

[warm void]

Double blade sword?

[warm void]

Ts was my fav weapon in Elden ring.

[main orbit]

bro

[sharp orchid]

ok, the game basically reset all progress, its so weird

[main orbit]

why is the carpet that white

[molten sigil]

im getting fatal errors after every round

[sharp orchid]

The guy that made this on nexus is a fucking GENIUS

[wheat leaf]

i think i saw the one, howd he do it?

is it a mace head?

[sharp orchid]

YES, and he made the pommel the blade

its so fucking smart

[wheat leaf]

damn that is smart

[molten sigil]

whats the pommel

[wheat leaf]

i gotta try and figure that out lmao

[naive cedar]

OOOO that's nice

[wheat leaf]

pommel is the metal piece at the bottom of the handle

holds it all together

[remote crypt]

No pommel strikes tho

I cry

[wheat leaf]

pommel strikes go crazy in ea

[naive cedar]

Yo smitor, yk your weapon pack is on the front page of the nexus halfsword page

[sharp orchid]

yeah ik its cuz its trending rn

im so happy about it

[brave basalt]

How’d you get purple

[naive cedar]

See, you make good mods

[sharp orchid]

mod

[sharp orchid]

thank you so much

[naive cedar]

Maybe I'll be on the front page one day

Just maybe

[sharp orchid]

yk if you want when you are releassing your mod I can try and make a cover for it

like this is mine

[naive cedar]

DUUUDE YESS

If possible that would be awesome

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[sharp orchid]

i'm fully down to make one

[remote crypt]

original demo/playtest merge physics moment.

[naive cedar]

Should I have a theme when I make my modpacks

[wheat leaf]

got up just to beat his ass with the handle

[remote crypt]

He slit his own throat ngl

[sharp orchid]

up to you, i've seen mods with and without a theme

[gaunt saffron]

look at this fucking shorty

[wheat leaf]

i know i sure didnt 😭

[gaunt saffron]

dude is a midget

[remote crypt]

In my clip lol

[remote crypt]

You just got blunted

[main orbit]

holy shit

[sharp orchid]

dude what the fuck did you do for this to happen

[main orbit]

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

[naive cedar]

I think I have a theme that I wanna make but I've gotta come up with ideas

[wheat leaf]

got blunted so bad i thought there was a gawd damn earthquake

[main orbit]

what does this have to do with the video

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gene-wilder-sarcastic-wonka-gif-5926299

[main orbit]

what does it have to do with the video

[naive cedar]

There's obviously the theme that I've got with evil and dark weapons like the skinner and lunar severance

[gritty salmon]

i would love a double axe

[naive cedar]

So I might make evil looking weapons

[gritty salmon]

someone has to make a proper double axe

if they havent already

[naive cedar]

There's a battleaxe in his pack

[remote crypt]

absolutely nothing

[naive cedar]

THERE IT ISSS

[gritty salmon]

sick

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/five-star-perfect-well-done-robbie-amell-nathan-gif-17072121

[main orbit]

dude why is it fucking white

why is his armor white

[sharp orchid]

js restart ur computer or smthn

[remote crypt]

god loves you

[main orbit]

my computer or the game?

[naive cedar]

Wow that's strange

[sharp orchid]

first game if that doesnt work then computer

[remote crypt]

Just reinstall windows

Switch to linux ngl.

Fuck it

[naive cedar]

Just buy a new computer

[remote crypt]

Yeah

128gb ddr5

1 petabyte SSD

[sharp orchid]

lowky js buy out a local microcenter

[naive cedar]

Switch to TempleOS fr

Just buy Microsoft

[main orbit]

did NOT work

let me try the computer

[remote crypt]

reinstall windows

Did you try doing a blood sacrifice to bill gates?

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/templeos-telephone

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332767328542396448/1354245948473212968/crackbert2.gif

[naive cedar]

LMAO

[quartz nimbus]

works cited:

fuck bro thats so good

[molten sigil]

my mercanahcaireies showed up when i didnt want them to and dissapearrd when i needed thme

[sharp orchid]

what

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1475366448451948675/06262.gif

They slithered away

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/america-american-meme

[molten sigil]

torunies make me suciidal

[quartz nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-johnson-bird-explosion-gif-19847586

[sharp orchid]

best baseball clip oat

[naive cedar]

DUDE IS THAT REAL

[quartz nimbus]

yes thats real lmao

[naive cedar]

DUDE THATS WILD

[quartz nimbus]

randy johnson threw that pitch

just nuts

[molten sigil]

no its real

[past kestrel]

the ankle breaker.

the leg sweeper

bone crusher?

[quartz nimbus]

knee knocker

[past kestrel]

real

[naive cedar]

Just found the clip on YouTube, one of the comments says that out of all of the pitchers that hit the bird, it's the dude who throws like a human cannon

Baseball isn't really a big thing in my country

[remote crypt]

reminds me of this

[quartz nimbus]

yeah he hit that bird so hard that he plucked all its feathers off, genuinely never seen that happen

ive seen birds get hit a by a bunch of stuff and theyve never disassembled themselves like that

[sharp orchid]

i mean youre throwing a tiny ball at like 80 miles an hour im sure whatevever it is that th eball hits will dissasemble like lego yoda

[quartz nimbus]

lol 80 mph

try high 90s to 100

[sharp orchid]

exactly

you wont even see that if a bird got hit by a damn car

unless that car is also going 90 mph

[quartz nimbus]

regardless ive seen birds fly into cars with a total impact speed of like 90-100+, hit by planes, shot

never once has a bird turned into a cartoon feather puff

[sharp orchid]

he got a critical hit

[devout lion]

I lost a character because the game fatal errored and then I died

[remote crypt]

nice

[devout lion]

amazing

[sharp orchid]

I once lost a character like this

[quartz nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/femto-griffith-berserk-manga-anime-gif-14902110100260594587

[sharp orchid]

just in this still alone you can see how fast I was going

[molten sigil]

game name?

[remote crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884672626574884924/1203206833641361418/too_loud.gif

[sharp orchid]

I honestly think this was one of the best sword stabs i've pulled off in ea

[remote crypt]

nice

[molten sigil]

game name?

[sharp orchid]

marfel avenge

[naive cedar]

DAYUM

[molten sigil]

thanking

[naive cedar]

Lowk your rapier is better than mine, I'll say it

You have bested me

[sharp orchid]

that was my old version of the rapier

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454286702922170543/1475032093527638068/togif.gif

[warped apex]

I am becoming the lord of crossbows

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[naive cedar]

Starving marvin

[molten sigil]

kill it

[warped apex]

@remote crypt

[main orbit]

dude what the fuck is going on

why is my own guy trying to kill me

[naive cedar]

ITS SO CLEAN

[remote crypt]

that first clip is fucking mental

[naive cedar]

Upload that to youtube

[warped apex]

@naive cedar

[warped apex]

never

[sharp orchid]

do NOT give this man a medival gun

[remote crypt]

Give him one with a bayonet.

[main orbit]

okay dude

why

1. is my OWN MERC trying to kill me

[warm void]

I wonder how long gore 3.0 will be released.

[main orbit]

and
2. why does the map look like that

[warped apex]

you ever get aura farmed by a AI lol

[main orbit]

someone please for the love of god someone answer one

[warped apex]

because it's a game

[warm void]

Maybe GPU problem?

[warm void]

Cause you didn't pay them?

[main orbit]

can you give a serious answer

[warped apex]

news flash

we don't know

[warm void]

I'm not a dev 😭

[warped apex]

first time seeing such a bug

[sharp orchid]

honestly that could be whats happening. Update your drivers

[naive cedar]

First off, this song is fire. Second YOUR THROWS ARE INSANE

[warped apex]

things aren't supposed to go supernova lol

[main orbit]

everything was normal like 3 (or however long ago i played the game) days ago. i have the optimization mod. you think it might be that?

[main orbit]

ill do that

[warped apex]

probably

[sharp orchid]

dude throws are so fucking hard idk how he does that. this is literally the ONLY throw ive ever hit

[warm void]

Insane is an understatement ngl

[warm void]

Any information when gore 3.0 is gonna be added?

Cause I need that.

[main orbit]

throws are easy but actually doing damage with them is hard asf

[warped apex]

@sharp orchid I've over 1800hrs played lol

[remote crypt]

@sharp orchid he has ME beat on hours.

[main orbit]

you could try asking a dev

[warm void]

Why is it a 4 digit number?

[naive cedar]

THAT PIMPSLAP

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

ive got 200 across all demos and whatnot

[warm void]

When I have multiplayer, I HOPE I do not face you

[warped apex]

@naive cedar it is possibly to cast down your foes

[naive cedar]

Dude you got any advice for throwing

[warped apex]

try not missing

[main orbit]

thats 75 days. the game hasnt even been out that long

[naive cedar]

BRUTAL

[sharp orchid]

my rapier rn i think is worse than my old one, but its so much easier to control

[warm void]

Holy

[warped apex]

i've also like 700-800 in the playtest'

[slow harness]

dimembered bits are sticking to the bodies. normal issue?

[warped apex]

150 in EA now lol

[warm void]

Why is your character walking so elegant?

[naive cedar]

Your stabs are so fast holy shit

[warm void]

I only have like 340 hours combined.

[warped apex]

I am slowly getting better at the game again

thankfully

[sharp orchid]

i find double clicking with stabs is a lot easier in ea

[naive cedar]

That's what I do

[remote crypt]

I really need to just set a day like I did for EA release and sink more than the 13 I did that day.

[warm void]

Idk why people diss double clicking smh

[remote crypt]

I just prefer alt because I can wind my stabs left to right as I advance.

[main orbit]

thats 41 days; EA has been out for 34.

[warm void]

Skill.

[warped apex]

also slowly but surely, My grab punch is coming back to me

[sharp orchid]

alt was better in the demo and it still is better in ea but only under specific circumstances, like this

[warm void]

Yo fellas, my phone's gonna die in a few minutes.

Good to meet ya.

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/palpatine-good-2

[warm void]

[sharp orchid]

go charge it gng

[warm void]

Can't rn.

[sharp orchid]

skill issue

[main orbit]

just did. nothing changed

should i uninstall the mod?

[naive cedar]

Is it only like that in halfsword?

[warped apex]

@naive cedar @sharp orchid @main orbit there was once a time I was a god at the game

[warm void]

Try uninstalling Halfsword.

[sharp orchid]

try but keep it on standby

[warped apex]

I may have been the best first person player in the demo lol

maybe?

[naive cedar]

Oh shit I just realised something

[warm void]

Big maybe.

[naive cedar]

If I keep closing and opening halfsword, does it keep sending notifications that I just reopened that game every time

[sharp orchid]

I used to be so good at demo too

[warped apex]

yes

[naive cedar]

Yeesh I feel bad for my steam friends

[warped apex]

behold unfinished brainrot

[naive cedar]

CLEAN

[main orbit]

this is so 2017

[remote crypt]

only reason I like it

[main orbit]

reminds me of that one seal meme

where it was in a race or something

[remote crypt]

Ngl I put that shit on the TV when I want to get my wife's attention

and she is on her phone

[naive cedar]

I've only got one demo clip unfortunately

And even then it's like ehh

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/meuWKrW04VnVOxFBT/spok?invite=cr-MSxrUGMsNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

[warped apex]

@naive cedar @remote crypt @main orbit old meme

I used to be on a 1070 lol

[sharp orchid]

this is peak fym

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1287304086215200891/signal-2024-09-16-233952.mp4?ex=69a9cf9b&is=69a87e1b&hm=8c72ce52aa753dfde1e6fe2fa7ff32a50fe80cf660bced0b79ada6737cae852a&

my first ever hs meme

that I ever made

[naive cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mePv7rccnyel3TPbR/spok?invite=cr-MSw1ZXIsNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

I managed to get two clips in 30 seconds

[warped apex]

@naive cedar @remote crypt this was the first edit with my new pc... this was long ago by now lol

[sharp orchid]

why did you choose to fight an owl

[remote crypt]

ngl. I actually train my aim on fucking roblox before hopping on half sword.

[naive cedar]

What do you use to edit

[remote crypt]

such a vibe

[naive cedar]

King made me

[molten sigil]

hello why the fuck am i crswling

[naive cedar]

Move in the opposite direction and you should stand back up

[sharp orchid]

boutta

[remote crypt]

average half sword discord member (No I am not sorry)

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477876957080322088/MedalTVHalfSword20260228194043452-tr-edit-1772423514-ezgif.com-speed_1.gif

[naive cedar]

I just had an idea

[sharp orchid]

well share it with the class

[naive cedar]

Might try making a custom crossbow

STAY WITH ME HERE

[sharp orchid]

ive tried that before

it doesnt shoot tho

[naive cedar]

I wonder if right... STAY WITH ME HERE MOTHER FUCKERS

If I can make it shoot weapons

[hollow valley]

handheld ballista

[remote crypt]

make it shoot casted maces.

[naive cedar]

EXACTLY

[hollow valley]

i just wanna absolutely blow someone away

[slow harness]

any way on how to stop sticky dismemberment?

[naive cedar]

Sticky dismemberment?

[remote crypt]

wait explain please.

You've lost everyone

[slow harness]

yeah, bits wont fall off the body when its dismembered

[naive cedar]

OHHHH

[hollow valley]

oh you mean like the half dismember

[slow harness]

head will stay on the body unless i grab it

[naive cedar]

pull it

[hollow valley]

where the limb is hanging off still

[slow harness]

same with limbs

yeah

[remote crypt]

@warped apex proud of my throws?

[remote crypt]

Sometimes it just isnt a clean dismember

thats irl accurate

[naive cedar]

You gotta hit the slash at the perfect point

[slow harness]

ah i see, purposful change from the demo?

[naive cedar]

Just aura farm a bit and you will do the perfect slash

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mbdAZRsptM9w3cia_/spok?invite=cr-MSx6M3YsNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

[remote crypt]

probably

[hollow valley]

its easier to cut people smoove in half with big blades

like a falchion or an axe

[slow harness]

Ill have to try in free play again

ah gotcha!

[hollow valley]

or greatsword

[slow harness]

yall are epic, i shall try

[hollow valley]

i should rephrase that - fat blades

[naive cedar]

@sharp orchid see this is why my katana is insane

[slow harness]

got it!

[sharp orchid]

also this shit is fucking peak

[naive cedar]

OOOOO THAT WAS CLEAN

[naive cedar]

The move announcement was me doing a bad attempt at referencing an anime I watched like last year

[sharp orchid]

heres one i made but i've never seen the guy myself who did this

[remote crypt]

smoove criminal

[quartz nimbus]

dramatic ass death

[naive cedar]

LMAO HOW

[sharp orchid]

half sword enchancer

[crimson compass]

Yep back to the demo again. Came to EA to try to test out some shit and legitimately almost every single swing my polearm just wiggles around out of my hand, or the hit lands sideways, or he grabs it fucking upside down for some reason. Actually fucking infuriating experience.

[naive cedar]

Shiiiiit I still need to get it

[sharp orchid]

also heres a demo bug i've never seen anyone talk about

[naive cedar]

OH SHIT HALFSWORD ANTI CHEAT?!

[remote crypt]

I feel that

[naive cedar]

Were you ever able to recreate it, if so see how many you can spawn

[sharp orchid]

yes im able to do it consitently, my record is 6 but i died soon after

the 6th one is not in this image

[naive cedar]

HERE COME THE BASTARDS

[crimson compass]

How are you switching sides without getting the darkening at the screen edges from the stamina

For me my fat fucking willie is apparently out of breath after like 4 side switches

[naive cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/meUdvpz1hBJ6CuKgQ/spok?invite=cr-MSw1Yk0sNTQ4NTQyNjYwLA

[remote crypt]

I try to time it. But its also a small pokeaxe.

[naive cedar]

@warped apex how's this throw

[crimson compass]

Yeah I try to time it as well and for me it doesnt seem to make any difference. I'm pretty sure it just has a flat stam cost

My poleaxe is only 2.29kg too its not like I have a 5kg giant weapon or anything

Character is 96kg

[remote crypt]

Its also a reverse poleaxe.

[crimson compass]

All vanilla no save editing

[remote crypt]

longer backend

shorter frontend

[crimson compass]

Did oyu do that with the armory editor or whatever its called

[remote crypt]

That clip is pre-editor

I used the forge until I got the grip I wanted.

[crimson compass]

Hmmmm I haven't seen any way to do that unless there is some bug or something idk about

[warped apex]

pardon me when could you get handheld morning stars

[remote crypt]

For some reason when I made the shaft smaller and pommel max, I was able to have it over the guard.

[crimson compass]

Either way I wish they would just fix the shit. It's like willie just doesnt even try to grab his weapon back half the time, you have to spam going into halfsword and back to get him to get both hands back on the damn thing

[warped apex]

anyone know how I can get really good clips/videos, I like steams recording feature. it's just it doesn't look that good

[crimson compass]

Huh odd I have the same hooked/spear pommel on mine

[warped apex]

It only allows 60fps

[wheat leaf]

this grip w pollaxes is unironically the most accurate stabbing weapon in the game

[crimson compass]

Make sure the bitrate is cranked up to ultra

[warped apex]

it is

[remote crypt]

I love it.

[warped apex]

it's still bad

it's only 15mbps

[remote crypt]

I need to use it again

[warped apex]

turrible

[crimson compass]

????

[sharp orchid]

playing around with low gamnma gives cool results

[warped apex]

I want it maxed

[crimson compass]

Are you playing in 720p lol

[crimson compass]

Other than that I guess OBS will be your best bet but there is nothing convenient afaik that can record at a high bitrate but also has a replay function so you don't have to record multiple hours and cut stuff out manually

You could try out shadowplay

[wheat leaf]

you ever finish making that rapier? i just made this one

[crimson compass]

I had mixed results with it

[warped apex]

ok I can get like 28

[naive cedar]

Ever since I figured out how to harness the powers to break physics and throw a ball of steel that weighs as much as a bus at mach fuck

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[remote crypt]

Nothing will beat small willy tho.

[warped apex]

I got suprised by the one guy

[supple crystal]

[wheat leaf]

aw sick almost like a spanish cuphilt w the pollaxe guard

[sharp orchid]

I call it the gold hilt rapier

[wheat leaf]

that unironically looks mint

[remote crypt]

I really need an actual curved sabre.

[wheat leaf]

reaaaal

[naive cedar]

SEE YOURS MOGS MINE

[remote crypt]

Esp now that onehanders automatically guard like them in low-right.

[wheat leaf]

my best build this far is prob the katzbalger, at least in that it looks pretty legit

[sharp orchid]

It looks better but I honestly think yours stabs better

[remote crypt]

Wait where do you get that grip. Messer or sword?

Sorry, fuckin crossguard

[sharp orchid]

its from the free mode longsword

[naive cedar]

Lowk I suck at using my own weapon 😭

[sharp orchid]

lemme plug in your save file and run your rapier rq

[wheat leaf]

ill find the ingame name for it rq

[naive cedar]

You think I have the potential to make a good mod pack?

[sharp orchid]

yes absolutley

[naive cedar]

YESSSS

[wheat leaf]

"Sword Guard AB HT" or some variant of that

i think its sword guard AB C in true gamefiles

im looking at ovrdths armory

[remote crypt]

use that

[naive cedar]

I just gotta figure out what evil weapons I can make

[remote crypt]

in fucking

[sharp orchid]

btw can you send me the save file again i kinda lost it

[wheat leaf]

in fucking?

that'd hurt

[naive cedar]

Shi I'll have to send it in the morning, I'll have to boot up my pc

[remote crypt]

No discord is having issues sending messages

[wheat leaf]

you too?

[remote crypt]

Yeah

[naive cedar]

5am for me

[remote crypt]

I want to use it in forge.

[naive cedar]

WAIT SHIT

[sharp orchid]

honestly nvm i found it in message history

[wheat leaf]

hopefully they add it to forge this coming update

[naive cedar]

Yea that's what I was gonna find lmao

[wheat leaf]

they said new content so i hope they just round out everything we already have and complete the missing armor sets

[sharp orchid]

boutta use your rapier a bit more throughly now

[quartz nimbus]

this one makes me sad lmao

[naive cedar]

Yours is better lowk

[sharp orchid]

dude yours stabs so good

fym\

[naive cedar]

I can NEVER land stabs with it

[molten sigil]

i got half gusnstlnets

[remote crypt]

I prefer half to full

[wheat leaf]

kinda jank looking atm but this another weapon im working on, i cant find the historical depictions of it but it did exist, 2h dueling maces

[remote crypt]

I want an actual dueling shield

Not the tower shield

[wheat leaf]

yoooooooo that would be sick

[naive cedar]

Lmao I forgot that the character was a shoulin monk

[wheat leaf]

i wonder if i could try and make a dueling shield by just going crazy on the Y scale for a pollaxe haft

[remote crypt]

lil leaf doodad

[remote crypt]

probably. But the way pollaxes are held would make it kinda moot.

[wheat leaf]

yeah the hands would clip through it

i think even someone did that in demo weapon packs

[remote crypt]

You could do a two handed pole-shield with sword bits on the end tho.

[wheat leaf]

i suppose its worth checking if i can edit shields outright the same as weapons

[remote crypt]

Probably can

[naive cedar]

Oh boy I think I've just got another idea for my pack

[wheat leaf]

i bet i could try and add a spike to the pavise, to make it a punching shield if nothing else

its the only one thats arm mounted and would swing in-line with its length

[sharp orchid]

honestly my feedback for your rapier is that it seems to do a lot more slash damage than stab damage, which isnt what the rapier was made for. I missed all the stabs in this clip but it still does a lot of damage from the slash. Its still a good weapon that absolutley fucks up enemies more than mine can

wait I just found a halfsword bug

[naive cedar]

That's exactly what I was thinking about, I have no idea on how I'd fix it though

[sharp orchid]

just holding shift and s during a circle battle makes you leavbe the ciurcle without the gamne ending

[naive cedar]

LMAO CHEAT CODE

Right I might be able to abuse this

Equip the crossbow

[sharp orchid]

only works for the first round of the match

[naive cedar]

Ahhhh shit

Really thought I was onto something then

[remote crypt]

If you cross back in do you lose?

[sharp orchid]

no

[remote crypt]

oh nice

[naive cedar]

Imagine a buckler with a spike on the front, or a shield with spikes on it

Is that an evil weapon?

[sharp orchid]

lemme try making that hold on

if the method for combining weapons works with sheilds i can make it

[naive cedar]

Go for it, see if it works

[remote crypt]

There was one for demo

[naive cedar]

Man I've got so many ideas I'm gonna make when I wake up

[sharp orchid]

it kinda works, not in the way I intended it to but i works

[naive cedar]

I got something I could do to make it work

[sharp orchid]

oh?

[naive cedar]

I'm gonna try using the extracomponents strings in my JSON files

[warped apex]

getting downright dirty with these kills man

[sharp orchid]

wait this shit fucking rocks

[naive cedar]

I'm gonna layer the spikes at the end of the map on alley down the front of the shield

And give them a metallic texture

[naive cedar]

Oh shit that's actually functional wtf

[sharp orchid]

yeah im confused on how it works too

but it works so damn well for no reason

[naive cedar]

It's a VERY aggressive weapon

Right this may not work

is it possible to dual wield two of them

[sharp orchid]

well it kinda sucks if you arent half swording so i'd assume that you really shouldnt be

[naive cedar]

Give it a try, just for the lulz

[sharp orchid]

k ill do it with the buckler and double edged dagger i have

[wheat leaf]

could you do it with a smaller pavice and just have the blade stick out the front?

[exotic plinth]

how much stamina do you have to burn to get ripped

[naive cedar]

Alot

[sharp orchid]

I cant get it to stick out the front sadlty

[wheat leaf]

what if you inverted the blades Z value so it reverses?

[sharp orchid]

its parralel to the blade

[wheat leaf]

oof

much sad

[naive cedar]

I recommend making a heavy polearm with nothing on it and swinging it around every time you kill someone till you pass out

[sharp orchid]

I COULD actually do something like the wrist blades I made and heavily modify the x value so it sticks out

but im not doing that tn

[naive cedar]

You should be able to get to max kg by militia

[exotic plinth]

thanks for the advice

[sharp orchid]

honestly this isnt too bad

[naive cedar]

Oh shit that's cool

[wheat leaf]

valid, it would make for a killer punching shield tho

[sharp orchid]

yeah it does

[exotic plinth]

a few days ago (i think) i intentionally killed the character i was playing as so I could go back to the peasant rank so I could get shredded

[exotic plinth]

peak

[naive cedar]

What's the name of that specific buckler?

[sharp orchid]

in the game its called /Game/Assets/Weapons/Blueprints/Built_Weapons/Shield_Buckler_3.Shield_Buckler_3_C

[exotic plinth]

drunken sailor

[naive cedar]

Cuz I got an idea for my evil weapons modpack with that specific buckler

Needs a better name though

[sharp orchid]

this is unironically better than the rondel dagger for stabbing downwards

[naive cedar]

This is gonna sound really wild here

[molten sigil]

where can i find chests

[naive cedar]

I've never used the rondel dagger

[exotic plinth]

would a flail work (I can't use the weapon maker in beggar rank)

[naive cedar]

Two spawn in the alley and one spawns in the forest

[naive cedar]

Yea any weapon works really as long as you swing it enough

[sharp orchid]

one spawns in slums too

[naive cedar]

Wait really?

Where lmao

[sharp orchid]

if you go over the bridge, and to the front area if a house thats hidden by the house closest to the arena, sometimes one or 2 chests will spawn with loot

[molten sigil]

what

what alley and what forest

[naive cedar]

I didn't even know you could go over the bridge lmao

[naive cedar]

Damn are you new?

[sharp orchid]

the alley and forest maps. chests spawn in the slums and special weapons also spawn in cellar

[molten sigil]

yes

[naive cedar]

What rank are you rn

[molten sigil]

uhh

beggar i think?

[molten sigil]

where is the one in cellar

[naive cedar]

I don't think there is on in cellar

[sharp orchid]

the sepcific place varies, but weapons can spawn on the tables around the cellar.

sometime sthey will also be by walls

[finite bough]

yes.

[molten sigil]

oh ok

[naive cedar]

There is the rake and the axe thing that spawns by the wall too sometimes

[finite bough]

even in the hall

[sharp orchid]

yeah but the guy im showing is in beggar tier rn

[molten sigil]

so are the gauntlets tye only armor i can get in beggar

[finite bough]

hah.. poor.. jk

[sharp orchid]

im pretty sure you can get a rusty armet if youre lucky enough

[naive cedar]

Beggar tier rondel is wild

[molten sigil]

where

[sharp orchid]

just luck

[finite bough]

why i have the higher power?

[finite bough]

of annoyance

[naive cedar]

In case of raids and stuff

[sharp orchid]

honestly its 1 am for me rn, i might chat for a bit longer but im done with modding for tdy

[naive cedar]

Or if someone sends something really bad

[naive cedar]

6am for me

Im from the same country half sword is set

[sharp orchid]

you a brit arent you

[naive cedar]

unfortunately yea

[sharp orchid]

wish I could help but sadly theres no cure 😔

[naive cedar]

WORST DISABILITY EVER

Other than like

Being french

[sharp orchid]

sadly the baron is french

in this game

[fiery plank]

thats why hes so weak\

[naive cedar]

WAIT SO YOU ARE TELLING ME IVE BEEN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF A FRENCH GUY?!!

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478262035950211102/MedalTVHalfSword20260302175706659-tr-edit-1772515475-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

we could also just be really strong

like i've been able to weild weapons thats are 9000 kg

[finite bough]

@restive barn aye chrome give me the spellbook

[naive cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-3851471549750385303

[warped apex]

my god this pose

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/abbycats-apologeticallyabby-9

[sharp orchid]

holy tuff

[calm fractal]

обновлений нит игра мертва

[fiery plank]

#photography📷 message

[naive cedar]

OOOO THE AURA

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/eso-knight-pommel-strike-punch-ko-gif-5980793312588365212

[finite bough]

i wanna do this in half sword

[naive cedar]

Последнее обновление было примерно две недели назад.

[sharp orchid]

heres my tuffest pics

[exotic plinth]

how the fuck is that even logically, humanly, and physically possible?

[sharp orchid]

its what happens when you mod in a 9000 kg stick

[calm fractal]

разве

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477899531633823785/MedalTVHalfSword20260302001638105-tr-edit-1772429055-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[calm fractal]

не я в плане не фикса

[exotic plinth]

What mod

[warped apex]

apparently i've got hops

[naive cedar]

я так думаю

[calm fractal]

вообще релизная игра слишком простая я прошел до барона слишком быстро

[calm fractal]

18 февраля последний фикс

[sharp orchid]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/232

[exotic plinth]

thank

[sharp orchid]

get the unnerfed version btw its broken as hell but thats what i used in those clips

[winged sable]

imagine the scent

[naive cedar]

Cigarettes and bread

[winged sable]

and pee

[cursive folio]

It's been a while since the last update I'm excited for whatever they got next

Hopefully the pit or narrow passage

[warped apex]

tuffest way to kill a man

[winged sable]

prob optimizations

[wheat leaf]

clearly you never got someone pretzeled in a kneebar

[naive cedar]

Попробуйте пройти игру без брони, с плохим оружием и без наемных помощников.

[naive cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300270753282789438/1475899231582818345/2026-2-24_16h55min11s_1920x1080.png?ex=69aa5e85&is=69a90d05&hm=dfc96d8c2f71009aa90bd1489fe095bf9f7c685a10bedf505cb65d69f7535666&

Ahem, may I just slide this in

A rectum stab is tuffer

Or maybe

Dick stab

[molten sigil]

IM A PEASANT

[naive cedar]

WOOOOOO

LETS GO CHAMP

[molten sigil]

does my rank reset when i die

[naive cedar]

When you die, if you have souls wanting revenge, you go to hell

If you kill them all in hell, you come back to life

[molten sigil]

so my rank doesnt reset

[naive cedar]

If you die in hell, you lose your character

BUT

[naive cedar]

Any weapons you insure get saved and you can select any rank you have unlocked

[lost bison]

How did u even end up on the ground

[molten sigil]

LETS GOOO!!§!£]!8,8,8,i

[tough hollow]

i trip

[lost bison]

Learn how to walk idiot

[naive cedar]

Oh yea NEVER jump as big johnny

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478262035950211102/MedalTVHalfSword20260302175706659-tr-edit-1772515475-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[naive cedar]

You WILL fall over

[molten sigil]

i just spent like 200p but atleast i have armor

[naive cedar]

Lmao smitor weapons

Smitor has made some of the best weapons I've ever seen

[warped apex]

I am the crossbow lord

[molten sigil]

armor spawns in the forest right

[naive cedar]

Sometimes... I think

[warped apex]

@molten sigil also the crossbow

[naive cedar]

You might find things like golden goblets and stuff

Pick them up and they sell for alot

ALSO store weapons of enemies if you are low on money and you can sell them

Steal armour from enemies when possible

You got this dude

[modest nest]

how do you do the pollaxe spin thing where you hit each side of their head rapidly?

[quaint ingot]

not sure I do it without thinking

[modest nest]

ive kinda got it

you hit X a lot right?

to switch sides

[molten sigil]

how do i store stuff

[calm fractal]

наемных помощников?

че

[cunning nebula]

HES REACHING

[naive cedar]

Hold e or q depending on which hand you are holding the weapon in

[naive cedar]

All jokes aside the flail is fucking insane

[warped apex]

baited a attack, Grabbed his wrist, then shot him

[cunning nebula]

oh yeah for sure I couldnt find a good weapon at all the flail came to my rescue

[naive cedar]

Someone I knew tried modifying a flail but it never really went anywhere unfortunately

[plain brook]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570685887932006400/1117122685818904638/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[molten sigil]

i like men

[rare hearth]

@vocal ledge

here ya go

[molten sigil]

hell yeah

[tight isle]

you guys like this willies new piercing

[bleak frost]

Damn, Claire's has gone down hill

[lunar compass]

tuff shot man

[quick steppe]

kinda look like the Invincible Season 1 Ending

[urban bear]

Just lost all my progress again after working all the way back up from the last time I lost everything, and right after I reached Lord tier. No steam sync on either. Fucking awful game.

Let me rephrase - great game, with a fucking awful bug.

That has happened twice.

[gleaming lodge]

Cry me a river

[urban bear]

Real knee slapper

[tall dagger]

it is important to make a copy of your progression save file here and there during these glitchy times

[ocean flame]

make a copy of gameprogress.sav file

[ocean flame]

thats a pretty long sword

i should prob install mods

[tall dagger]

also your save file MAY be somewhat salvagabke

[restive barn]

No

[finite bough]

u gae

[main halo]

Remember folks: When wearing a sallet, always wear a bevor

-# or don't

[urban bear]

How so?

[tall dagger]

Windows + R > %LocalAppData% > HalfswordUE5 > Saved > SaveGames > right click GameProgress.sav > Properties > Previous Versions

there MAY OR MAY NOT be a previous file in there with your previous save

very small chance but its worth a look

[rare hearth]

what did you do before existing the game

did you exit from the menu/the quit button or use alt f4

[sleek valve]

clipdump

[urban bear]

Exit via quit button, then turned off PC

[urban bear]

This worked, it's an older save but it's better than nothing. Thank you sm!

[tall dagger]

awesome! glad i could help. just make sure to copy your GameProgress file from time to time

[limber imp]

@north gazelle how did you make a sword that huge

[ocean flame]

slightly big mace for my slightly big willie

[ocean flame]

mods

[limber imp]

which mods

[ocean flame]

ovdrth armory

[ocean flame]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/235

i made my mace big

weighs 30kg

[limber imp]

i see

[ocean flame]

hits hard

[limber imp]

can you make a saber with it?

[restive cave]

hopping in joy

[ocean flame]

u can change weapon heads and stuff i think so yes

[sleek valve]

the fuck i randomly almost twisted my ankle

ok whatever

[restive cave]

why

[sleek valve]

stepped wrong

[restive cave]

make that use a wider grip and give it a guard and it's perfect

[ocean flame]

i made the grip 1.5

should i make it higher

[restive cave]

oh I meant his hands

he needs to grip it slightly further like the greatsword

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arrive-cat-kitten-jump-bounce-gif-2199986893345488897

[north gazelle]

This weapon was not made by me, i believe it's just values pushed beyond the max in the files

It's very easy to change

[restive cave]

Theres no way i cant download 12 megabytes right now

pure poverty.

[novel talon]

does anyone have a fix for the issue of moving without moving

it's begun to ruin my game

i literally can't move without willy moving counter to me

[restive cave]

i just ran new ovrdths selector.

https://tenor.com/view/hot-ariana-grande-cute-pose-selfie-gif-17157945

[winter creek]

Need to mod in a comically oversized spoon

[ocean flame]

comically large spoon yes

[restive cave]

w

i love this guy

https://tenor.com/view/ariana-grande-stan-twitter-reaction-dance-wicked-gif-1358957833230282691

[north gazelle]

@fickle panther made this

[restive cave]

giovanni can take on anything.

with his fancy sword i got from modding

[eternal scaffold]

Why is it when I hear that name i think of a clapped out infinity g37

[opal ore]

Every single Willie in this game is so caked up. I genuinely got erect during it, and I tried to see if I can turn a dead Willie on his front, and see if I can shove my sword into his ass

[ocean flame]

willies made his willy hard

[opal ore]

I actually kinda whipped it out, did a little something too!

Yes.

[ocean flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nahdog-gif-17900380376959797190

[opal ore]

I'm not joking.

[restive cave]

me too

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0gj4jSXwAAlj-s.gif

[sleek valve]

He found out I was ambidextrous and gave up immediately

[lunar compass]

what

[lunar compass]

id shit myself toot bh

[limber imp]

like 30kg sword swing results in this (also 3 meter long sword)

[opal ore]

You read me.

I don't see the need for a what.

I. Get. Aroused by Willie.

[sleek valve]

for the time where left-handed people would be hunted down because its a sign of "witchcraft" yeah you'd definetly shit yourself no matter what

[restive cave]

i got one tapped and deleted my save file and now i'm playing battlefront

[dense yarrow]

whats happened to the game since launch? supposed optimization updates and ive lost 60fps even after dropping settings from high to low. blood optimization that runs worse and looks terrible

[dense yarrow]

tiny head

[plain brook]

zerkberber! now i feel like re-reading again lol time to get the big berserk box out

[eternal scaffold]

Dude.... you should check out the zombies in re2 remake

[opal ore]

Why?

[plain brook]

what the hell is wrong with you two

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818597363416432665/1324895770834370620/heist.gif

[eternal scaffold]

There CAKED UP

[ocean flame]

big messer

[opal ore]

Show

[eternal scaffold]

At work rn

[ocean flame]

ultra long sword

[wanton kindle]

Hello

The game is complete?

[plain brook]

what is complete

[wanton kindle]

I mean out of Demo version

[plain brook]

yes but

[wanton kindle]

I just saw that is complete

I just saw

[plain brook]

complete is not the word i would use

[wanton kindle]

Thx

[plain brook]

there is more game overall than the demo

but its arguable how much better the game is

and it many ways its not arguable its better at all

[wanton kindle]

Its online btw

At least its online

[plain brook]

online?

[wanton kindle]

Yeah Player vs Player

[plain brook]

nope

split screen

only in person

[wanton kindle]

Player vs BOT so

[rain yew]

Half Sword is the game I've ever played. Because when you get to the final part, where you go back to being a beggar and need to pick up a knife from the ground and kill the armed men, where's the physics? The knife doesn't cut, and after you pick up their weapons, they don't cut anything either. signed: player coyote, country: brazil

[rain yew]

Administrators, let's change this physics engine because the game is really bad like this.

[flint sentinel]

So basically you want our game to turn into a masturbation fight — something you can play on a controller while sipping beer and munching chips? The whole point of this game is sweaty battles with a complicated physics engine where the god of RNG sometimes screws you over and sometimes blesses you. And you want to take that away from us? No thanks. Let this wonder of the world stay exactly as it is.

[midnight leaf]

how do i reset to beggar on early access

[past kestrel]

retire and choose beggar rank

[wanton kindle]

Kkkkk

Yeah

The games seems really cool